Camping Trip (2022) Movie Script

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[ominous music]
[police sirens blaring]
[traffic din]

[music fades out]
[ominous music]


[Ace] Okay,
I get to choose the track now.
That's what
you were just saying.
No,
I'm gonna choose the track.
I-- I get to listen
to the music, okay?
[techno music playing in car]
[indistinct talking]
[car horn honking]
[Ace]
He's supposed to be here.
Where-- where the hell
is he right now?
Okay. I'm going to go get him.
One sec.
[grunts]
Enzo!
Enzo!
[car door bangs shut]
Hey, babe,
have you seen my fishing rod?
And not the one
between my legs.
[Coco] Just beside the tent,
and you would have known
if you had helped me
pack the car.
[speaking French]
Love you, too.
[techno music
continues playing]
[Enzo] Hold on.
What's up, motherfucker?
I've missed you.
[Enzo] Hey, hey, hey!
Stop that, pendejo.
I told you not to do that.
My neighbors are watching.
-So?
-[Enzo sighs]
Turn the music down.
It's too loud.
You can't do that anymore.
I don't wanna
get a fucking ticket.
Who the fuck cares?
We're loud.
I'll pay the fucking ticket.
-Okay, man?
-[Enzo laughs]
I missed you, too,
you fucking monkey.
Come on.
And put your mask on.
[Enzo] Okay,
so what do you got?
-[Polly] Hey, Coco!
-[Coco] Hey, beautiful.
[Ace] I've got
six boxes of beer each.
-[Polly] How have you been?
-I'm good.
[Polly]
Still haven't killed him?
No, not yet,
but I have a feeling
that I will soon.
[Polly] Oh, my God,
I can't wait to hug you.
I've missed
that French accent.
So did I with your English one.
[Polly]
Oh, Enzo, can you put
that purple bag
up front, please?
[Ace] ... I-- I brought,
like, a mini bear-trap--
Hello? Can you hear me?
-[Enzo] Huh?
-[Polly] The purple bag.
[Enzo] Oh. Yeah, sure.
[Polly] My God,
I swear he has got
more and more deaf
over the years
since we got together.
Yeah,
I think I have to call Ace
at least 20 times
when he's in his man cave.
[Polly] Ugh, I hate it
when they do that.
So, did your work start back?
Uh, no, not yet.
And I heard
I might get cut off.
-[Polly] Are you serious?
-Yeah.
Tough times are ahead.
Even Ace got cut off.
[Polly] Oh, I didn't know
it was that bad.
Yeah,
but don't bring it up.
He gets all sensitive
and it hurts his ego.
[Polly] So,
what are you guys gonna do?
Don't know yet.
He says he'll find
something quick, but...
I don't know.
What about you guys?
Um, yeah, I work.
I-- I can't work
for another four weeks,
the government have said.
You know,
got to respect the guidelines.
But, anyway,
Enzo works from home now.
He's started to reduce
some of his hours.
And it's our only income
at the moment.
Well,
at least you have an income.
-[Enzo] ... $1,500 fine.
-[Ace] Are you fucking serious?
-$1,500 fine for a party?
-[Enzo] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
[Ace]
Did you find out who snitched?
[Enzo] No, I didn't, but I got
a pretty good idea who did.
Don't look now.
But do you see
my neighbors to my right?
[Ace] Yeah.
[Enzo] They're,
like, always spying on me.
I'm pretty sure, like,
they're spying on us right now.
They're so suspicious
about everything.
Anyways,
tell me about you.
You got cut off, man?
[Ace] Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck. Fuckin' sucks.
[Enzo] Holy shit.
Okay, what happened?
-Covid.
-Oh, fuck. Okay.
[Ace]
Got an email talking about
expenses being too high,
cost of business,
blah, blah, blah, blah,
bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
Yeah, and I got cut off.
-I'm out job hunting again.
-[Enzo] Ah, that sucks.
[Ace] Hey, um...
-can I ask you something?
-[Enzo] Mm-hmm.
[Ace] Look,
I hate to ask, but--
do you think you can lend me,
like, $2,000?
I'm kind of
scrambling right now.
[Enzo]
Holy shit! Two Gs?
[Enzo exhales sharply] Uh...
I'm not sure.
We're pretty short right now.
But, uh...
I can manage
to lend you 1,000.
But you can't say
anything to Polly,
or else she's gonna
cut my balls.
[Ace]
We wouldn't want that.
[Enzo laughs] Okay.
I'll make your transfer
when we're on the road.
[Ace] Thanks, man.
I really appreciate it.
I'll totally tag you back
when I'm back on my feet again.
[Enzo] Ah, no worries.
[Ace]
Get back on the job hunt.
-Find a job in no time.
-[Enzo] Mm-hmm.
[Ace] You know me.
Who wouldn't wanna hire this?
[Enzo laughs]
Don't worry about it.
You'll end up back--
[Polly] What are you two
bitches plotting?
[Enzo] Uh, nothing.
We're just, uh,
talking about, you know, uh...
all the situation,
and, uh,
the neighbors are watching,
and the Covid stuff.
-Bullshit. You know.
-[Coco] Okay.
So, are we all set
and ready to leave, then?
[Ace] Let's do it.
[Coco]
I can't wait to be on the road.
[Polly] Okay, then.
What are we waiting for?
[Enzo] Wait, wait, wait.
[Enzo] You ready?
[all] Camping trip!
[camera shutter snaps]
[up-tempo electronic music]


[car door shuts]
[indistinct chattering]
[Enzo] Nice!
[Coco] About time!
My butt is killing me.
[Enzo] Oh, yeah.
-[women laughing]
-[Enzo] Help me with this?
[Ace] Okay.
All right. You got it.
-Okay. [indistinct].
-[women laughing, chattering]
-[Enzo] One, two, three.
-[Ace] Yep.
[Enzo] You lift it? Oh!
-[Ace] Nice. Like that.
-[Enzo] Okay. Whee!
[Ace]
Did I tell you about the, uh--
the biggest fish I ever caught
with this pole right here?
Enzo was there.
He saw it.
-[Coco] Uh-huh.
-[Enzo] Yeah.
[overlapping chatter]
[Enzo] Hey, honey.
Hey, beautiful.
-Ready?
-[Coco] Okay.
[Enzo] One, two, three, yeah.
[Ace] Okay, it was a bit
lighter before.
[women laughing]
[Ace] Oh, wait. [grunts]
[ominous music]
[birds calling]
[Ace grunting]
[Ace] Fuck.
[Enzo grunting]
[labored breathing]
[calm music]
[lake din]

[Polly] So, is that it?
[Enzo] Uh...
Yeah, that's it.
[all laughing]
[Enzo]
Hey, nice seeing you, Coco.
Same. It's been a while.
-[Ace] How've you been, Polly?
-[Polly] Yeah. I'm fine, Ace.
-Thanks for asking.
-[Enzo] Good seeing you again.
Come here, you. I wanna hug.
-You.
-You.
[all exclaiming with joy]
That feels so good.
-Missed you, man.
-[Coco] You look beautiful.
-[Polly] You look beautiful.
-[both laughing]
-[Ace] Feels good.
-[Enzo] Yeah.
[humming ominous music]
[gravel crunching]
[car engine stops]

[exhaling]
[phone camera clicks]
[ominous music intensifies]
[car door clicking
open and closed repeatedly]
[exhales sharply]

[ominous music fades out]
[Ace and Enzo laughing]
[Ace] You have no idea how long
we've just been cooped up...
Hey,
I've been meaning to ask you.
How's your grandma doing?
Oh, she's fine, I guess.
Better than she was,
but, you know...
not fully herself yet.
And I honestly
don't think she ever will be.
Must be so much harder
recovering by herself.
[Coco] Yeah, I-- I try
to call her as much as I can,
but it's just not the same,
you know?
How are you feeling
about it all?
It's heartbreaking,
honestly, and...
I think everyone
is kind of feeling anxious.
Like, my anxiety
has never been this bad.
Yeah, no,
I know what you mean.
I'm definitely drinking
-more than usual.
-Same.
I'm considering a--
a career change as a sommelier.
No way.
Have you seen this mess?
I need you.
Yeah,
I wasn't going to say anything,
but, girl,
this is not you.
[Ace yelling] Coronavirus!
[echoing]
Shut up, Ace!
There might be people around.
Babe, there's no one
around for miles.
No, last time you said that,
the cops came.
Is that the time
he was arrested?
Yep.
[Enzo] My boy's tough, man.
He went to the slammer!
-[men laughing]
-[Polly] Enzo.
I'm sorry. [clears throat]
[in snobby voice] Mr. Ace.
Could you kindly
turn down your volume?
Because
you might disturb the trees
and the fish in the lake.
[Ace in snobby voice]
Mr. Enzo.
I shall turn it down
for the trees.
[men laughing]
-What?
-What if Coco's right?
What if someone
heard us and comes here?
Still gonna laugh then?
Okay.
I'm sorry to have laughed.
I mean,
we are sorry to have laughed.
But what Ace is telling you
is the truth.
There's no one
in miles of this place.
I used to come here when I was
a kid with my family,
and a couple times with Ace.
There's no one.
The cellphone
don't work here,
because there's no network,
you understand?
[Coco] Wait, what the hell?
There's no--
How the hell am I supposed
-to post on my Instagram?
-Babe.
We don't need
that material shit here.
Us, now...
is real.
This present is real.
Not that fake
social media shit.
I like it
when you talk that way.
-[Ace] Mm-hmm.
-[Coco giggles]
[sighs]
I love this place so much.
It completely disconnects
you from the outer world.
But at the same time,
it connects you
with your own roots
as a human being.
-[whispers] I love you.
-[Polly] I love you, too.
[Coco and Ace laughing]
What? What?
[Ace] Ah, come on,
let's go make dinner
before you guys
need a room.
Or a tent! [laughs]
Come on.
[ominous music]
[exhales]
[Ace shouting in distance]
Coronavirus!
[Coco] Shut up, Ace.
There might be people around.
[Ace] There's no one around
for miles.
[Coco]
The last time you said that,
the cops came.
[Enzo]
My boy's tough, man.
He went to the slammer!
[Polly] Enzo.
[group chattering indistinctly]
[Polly] One.
What are you guys having?
Do you want wine?
Wine? Anyone?
[overlapping chatter]
-[Ace] Camping trip!
-[all] Yeah!
Everybody, friendship.
Friendship.
-[Ace] To friendship.
-[Coco] And fuck Covid.
[all laughing]
-[Ace] Risk, risk, risk...
-[Coco] Rest.
[Enzo] See? You see?
That's-- that's why he's--
that's why
he's my best friend.
Stand in line.
[overlapping chatter]
[device beeping]
[device stops beeping]
-[fire crackling]
-[Polly] Excuse me! Thank you.
[Ace] Do you want
to take over?
Do you want me
to cut it for you?
[Polly] No, you--
you cut it if you want.
-I think you've got it.
-[Coco] No, no, no. Stop.
[indistinct chatter
and laughter]
[Polly] Okay, okay.
[Enzo] You want a hot dog?
Uh, not a hot dog, the bread?
[Ace] I think
we need a sharper knife.
-[Coco] The buns.
-[Enzo] Yeah, yeah.
[ominous music]
[chattering fades]
[Enzo] So, then we hear...
[imitates a gorilla]
And here's the catch, okay?
You guys ready
for the scary part?
Fuck no,
I'll have a heart attack.
Oh, come on,
it's good to have
your blood pressure rise
every now and then.
Don't start with me, Ace.
You know
I hate it when you do that.
Just take a chill pill, babe.
-[Coco] Oh, my God.
-Okay, okay. We get it.
Let him finish.
Thank you, love.
So, like I was saying.
Here's the catch.
Where the sound came from,
I should see it
in front of me.
But I don't. Understand?
It should be
five feet in front of me,
but it's not, so...
I point my flashlight
in the direction of the sound,
and I say,
"Who's there? I am light!"
I hit my chest
just to pump myself up.
Meanwhile, my ex is in the car,
all scared.
And she's saying to me,
"Enzo, come back
in the car and just leave."
So, I go back to the car,
open the lights,
and point it in the direction
where the sound came from.
And I say again,
"Who's there? I am light."
Okay.
And now the people
hiding in the woods
are probably
laughing their asses off.
-Shh!
-[Enzo] No, no, no, no.
You're right, bro.
You're right.
If there was people
in the woods,
they would have been
probably laughing by now.
But there was nothing.
Not one word.
And, suddenly, we hear...
[imitates a gorilla]
So, me and my ex,
we look at each other
and we say,
"What the hell is that?"
And she says to me,
"Is that
a sort of gorilla monkey?"
So, we waited 30 minutes
for the sound
to come back.
But it never did.
So, we left.
And where was this?
-[yells] Here!
-[Coco gasps]
Oh, my God.
You are so mean.
[men laughing]
You-- hey, you know what?
I've got an idea.
[electronic music]
[Ace] Back to back shots.
Back to back shots.
[Enzo] Oh! Shots!
[Coco exclaiming]
[men cheering]
[all exclaiming with joy]
[Polly] Finish it!
No, no,
not another sex question.
Why don't we go
in the more intellectual one?
Like...
do you think everything
will go back to normal?
You know,
with the Covid and everything.
[Enzo scoffs]
Are you serious?
Is-- is that your question?
No, no, no, no.
Find another one.
No, no, no, no.
I'm actually also curious.
You always have
an interesting opinion.
And you're
not allowed to lie.
Ace, come on, man.
Help me here.
Don't pull me into this.
I'm with the girls.
Rules are the rules, man.
Okay.
So, you want the truth, right?
Yeah.
Fine, okay.
But, um,
you have to promise me
that you're not going to get
frustrated or mad.
-Promise?
-I promise.
I promise.
-I promise.
-[women laughing]
Okay. Hmm.
So, how can I say this?
[dark music]
[Enzo laughs] No.
No, I don't think
it's going to go back...
"normal" like they say.
Wha-- why?
Because before,
it wasn't normal.
Look, I-- I--
I don't want
to be a pessimist, but...
you do realize that before,
we were over-consuming,
over-eating,
over-exploiting,
over-polluting--
I mean, you do realize
that the world was sick before,
don't you?
And then I'm going to give it
to the virus.
It showed us that we were doing
so many wrong things.
Like how society is today.
[Ace] Yeah, it's all
work-work-work, pay-pay-pay.
-Like zombies.
-Exactly.
I mean, is that what
really life is about?
We don't see it pass?
And now,
with the pandemic going on,
we see the true,
real nature of people
and what they're
going through.
Yeah,
I've seen people fight
over masks,
food, toilet paper.
It's insane.
So, you don't have
even just a little bit of hope
that things
are going to go back to normal?
No. No, no, no.
That's not
what I'm saying, Polly.
I'm just saying
that things
will change and we have
to be ready for it.
Because there will be people
that won't be ready for it.
That's it.
I mean, look.
I know that
I'm going to be ready for it.
We're going to be
ready for it.
The question
you have to ask yourself is...
are you going to be
ready for it?
[Coco exhales]
You know what?
Yeah, and...
I hate to admit it,
but it's probably for the best,
what's happening.
But I think right now,
we should savor
each moment we have together,
because we never know
if we're going to be able
to camp
with each other again.
This will be
the best weekend ever.
And I just
wanna thank you
for being
who you are with us.
[Coco and Polly giggle]
I'm out.
[indistinct].
-[Ace] I'm not sure.
-On the table.
[thud and branches cracking]
-Oh!
-[Ace] Coco, are you okay?
Let me see your hand.
[Enzo] It looks good.
[tender music]
[faint moaning echoing]
[moaning fades out]
[ominous music]
[gravel crunching]
[Orick] Come on, Billy.
Let's do this.
[car doors slam shut]
Uh. Goddamn keys.
[keys jangling]
[indistinct]
[Billy whistles]
Covid game ain't no joke.
Come on, Billy.
We got a lot of work to do.
Don't give it up
'til I say so.
Don't fuck it up this time.
-Got it?
-Yeah. Got it.
[gun clicks]
-[Orick] Let's check the car.
-[trunk slams shut]
All right.
Come on, Billy boy.
Let's blaze.
There you go.

[bushes rustling]
[tent zips open]
[Coco] Uh, where
do you think you're going?
[Polly] I think Enzo said
something about a rock beach,
-or something.
-Okay.
And is there, like,
a lot of sun where I can tan?
-Yes, of course.
-Okay.
-Do you want a tea?
-Yes!
-[Coco sighs]
-Oh, my God, it's so nice.
[Coco] Yeah.
[birds chirping]
[Polly laughs]
[Coco] Good morning.
Oh!
Good morning, beautifuls.
[women giggle]
Now, how was
your night? Hmm?
Yeah,
we're good, thank you.
We were just
talking about going
to one of the rock beaches
you mentioned yesterday.
Yeah, sure, uh, I think
it's around 30 minutes.
-And we have to take a canoe.
-[Polly] Okay. Aw.
[Coco] He doesn't wanna go
in the canoe.
[women snickering]
-[Polly] No. That sounds good.
-[Ace yawns]
Oh, my God. Ace!
Can you put
some pants on?
Didn't we all
just have sex?
You guys have seen me
like this before.
Besides, this is...
-au naturel.
-[slapping sounds]
Oh, my God! Ace!
I swear, sometimes--
-[Ace] What did I say?
-[kettle whistling]
Nothin', bro. Come on.
Put some shorts on
and let's go to the rock beach.
Awesome.
-After I get a breakfast beer.
-Yeah, sure. Ah--
-And don't forget four for me.
-Ah.
[kettle stopping]
One left. You lose.
[Enzo laughing]
[tranquil music]
[Polly] Hey,
have you seen my sunglasses?
[Enzo] Uh, yes,
love, they're, uh...
in the violet bag.
[twigs snapping]
[ominous music]
[tent zips open]
[tent zips open]

[Enzo]
Get on board, brother.
All right.
You want me to get in first?
[Enzo] Yeah. Go ahead.
I'm holding you.
[Polly] What a gentleman.
[overlapping chatter]
[Polly]
I think I'm gonna fall out.
Let me put it this way:
you'll know if you're sinking.
-[Polly laughs]
-[Enzo] Are you ready?
-[Ace] Ready.
-[Polly] Yeah. Let's go.
-[Ace] Awesome.
-[Polly] Whoo!
-[Ace] Nice push, sir.
-[Polly laughs]
[indistinct chattering]
[tranquil music]
[birds cawing]



[indistinct chatter]
[Enzo] Whoo!
[Ace laughing]
Oh, my God.
[Polly] Huh, wow.
-Is this it?
-[Enzo] Yeah.
[Coco] Oh, wow,
it's so cute.
[Ace] This is
pretty nice, eh?
[Coco] Oh, yes. Awesome.
[Polly] Yeah, it is.
[ominous music]
[Ace] Did you check
the ingredients?
[Coco] Yeah. I made sure.
I made sure [indistinct]
when I got it.
Exactly.
You made sure.
[Enzo and Ace] Oh! Oh!
[Ace] I love you.
[Enzo and Ace laughing]
-[Ace] I'm such an asshole.
-[Coco] Yeah. Yeah, you are.
-[Polly] It was illegal.
-[Enzo] It was legal.
-It was legal.
-[Ace] Always get my back.
-[Enzo] [indistinct].
-[Coco] No, I didn't.
[Ace] We're not
talking about that time.
[suspenseful music]
[Orick] Hey!
How ya doin', Doc?
[Doc] Can you,
please, gentleman,
respect the six feet?
And I specifically
asked you guys to wear masks,
so where are they?
There's a frickin'
pandemic happening out there.
People are dying from it.
What are you guys thinking?
Fuckin' Christ,
I cannot breathe in this shit.
What the fuck?
We're in the middle
of the woods here
for fuck's sakes.
Take your mask off.
I need
to see your face.
[Doc] Well, back off.
[suspenseful music]
-You're late.
-[Orick] Yeah.
Took my time, making sure
nobody was following me.
Being safe.
You know what I mean.
[Doc] Well, next time,
just be on time, got it?
The people I work
for have no time to waste.
So, did you
bring what I want?
Yeah. You got the money?
-Yeah.
-So? Where is it?
First, let me verify
the merchandise.
Please,
just drop it right here.
Please.
Much obliged.
So? Everything's there.
You're a happy camper now.
So, hand over
the money, buddy.
[Doc]
Just wait a minute.
I just need to double check
everything's on the list.
So, just please, wait
right here, I'll be right back.
[Orick]
I'm tryin' to be nice.
[gun cocking, Doc panting]
Now give me the money,
or I'll blow your brains out.
Okay, let's just
all calm down here.
I'll give you the bag.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
-[device beeping]
This is a detonator
that will blast
the ink I booby-trapped
in that bag of money.
Now, all I need to do
is just press this button,
and your money
is useless.
So, let me just go
make sure
everything's on the list.
I'll come right back,
remove the trap,
so everybody
can go home safe.
Deal?
-[gun clicking]
-You got five minutes.
[detonator continues beeping]

Why'd you let him go?
I had no choice.
He rigged the bag.
But how do you know that?
You saw
the fucking detonator.
What the fuck
did you want me to do, heh?
But why didn't you
ask him to open the bag
so we could see it?
How can you be so sure
he wasn't trying to screw us?
Okay, Billy.
You open the bag.
That's not
what I'm saying, Orick.
-What I'm sayin'--
-Billy! Open the fuckin' bag.
I won't
tell you twice, now.
[Billy] It's your funeral.
[Orick] Motherfucker!
-Fucking told ya.
-Fuck.
[Orick] Let's go
get this son of a bitch.
[Billy]
Damn fucking straight.
[suspenseful music]
[Billy and Orick panting]
[Enzo] Holy shit, honey.
I swear
you get better every year.
Thanks, love.
[Ace] Wouldn't
wanna piss her off.
[Coco]
Maybe she should teach me,
then I can kill you
when you get on my nerves.
[Ace laughing sarcastically]
[ominous music intensifying]
[Doc] Oh, my God. [grunts]
[Doc grunting]

[Billy panting]
Come on, Billy, get him!
[Doc groaning in pain]
[Orick] Hey, Doc!
[Doc grunting]
[laughing] Yeah.
So, you thought
you could screw me, huh?
Now, listen, shithead.
Give me the money
and I'll let you live. [sniffs]
[Doc] Wait, wait, wait, wait!
You fucking prick!
Where's the fucking money?
Wait, please,
please, let me sp-- Stop!
-No, don't. Please. Stop.
-Where's our fuckin' money?
[Doc] No, please, stop, stop!
Please, stop! Please, stop!
Billy, Billy,
let me handle it.
I-- I-- I hid it
in a different bag.
It's somewhere else.
Hey, look at you.
You'll never find it
without me.
Yeah, well,
listen to me carefully.
All right?
You still wanna see
your family and loved ones?
Hey.
I'm so sorry.
I panicked.
I fucked up.
With the virus
spreading around
and-- and-- and
the market going to hell, I--
[panting]
I know.
Please, listen to me.
Listen to me.
I know I can do
so much more with this money.
I-- I-- I can
develop my own vaccine.
I-- I-- I--
I can save people.
It'll make billions.
I'm the best shot.
I'm the best doctor you got.
You gotta hel--
you gotta help me out.
You gotta
let me go, please.
You two know--
you have no idea
who you're dealing with.
Of course not.
You know nothing.
You-- you-- you don't
even have the intellect for it.
You're just-- you're
just a bunch of fuckin'--
two fuckin'
brainless clowns.
Clowns?
Fuck you, man.
-[spits]
-[Doc] No, no, no, no. Wait.
[inhales deeply]
[Billy yelping]
[laughing] It's-- it's--
it's a bit of a tough--
-[gun shots blasting]
-What the fuck was that?
[Enzo] I don't know.
[Coco] Did that
come from the camp?
[Polly] Should we go and see?
[gunshots blasting]
What the fuck, Orick?
-You killed him?
-[Orick] So what?
Told him not to fuck with me.
[Billy] Why? So you could
fuck with both of us?
We're in deep
fuckin' shit, man.
Someone's gonna
notice he's missin'.
They're gonna
call the cops
and I can't go
to fuckin' jail, man.
Calm the fuck down.
We're not goin' to jail.
We need to find
the money, all right?
We'll be free
as a bird.
No one will
ever know what happened here.
Come on, Billy.
Search the body.
[melancholic music]
All right.
Come on,
let's start with the car.

-[Ace] Okay. You got it, Enzo?
-[Enzo] Yeah.
[Ace] Hold on, we're here.

Go ahead.
Okay.
[Orick] Fuck.
[sighs]
Where the fuck is it?
Maybe
if you hadn't've killed him.
Shut the fuck up, Billy.
Don't even think of saying it.
I swear I'll kick
the shit out of you.
-[Orick knocking on car]
-So, what do we do then?
If we can't get
this money by tomorrow,
we're fuckin' dead.
We're fuckin' dead, Orick.
You understand that?
I fuckin' hear ya.
Let me think
for a second.
[dramatic music]
Holy Jesus! Fuck!
Shit.
Ah, fuck.
You guys!
Guys-- guys,
come fuckin' see this.
[Enzo] Hey,
that was fun, eh?
It was a lot of fun.
Yeah, I told you would
like it at the rock beach.
[Ace] Hey, guys!
God,
what does he want now?
Probably,
show his penis again.
I have never met someone
so obsessed with their dick.
-I know.
-[Ace] Guys!
[Enzo laughing]
It's probably nothing.
-What is it?
-[Ace] You gotta come see this.
Ooh, it looks to be
more important than it is.
Oh, well, I will chop it off
if it's nothing important.
[Enzo] Why did you
went to pee so far, man?
[laughing]
So, what do you want to show us
beside your dick, man?
[Polly]
Least he's got shorts on.
[Coco] So, what is it?
-[women screaming]
-Holy Jesus fucking Christ.
[Ace]
That's what I fuckin' said.
Is he dead?
[Ace] Well,
what does it look like, genius?
How the hell
am I supposed to know?
-I'm not a doctor, are you--
-Okay, okay, shut up.
Shut up,
just two seconds, okay?
Let me go check.
[exhales sharply]
Yeah.
He's dead, all right.
The--
those are
gunshot wounds.
Fuck does that mean?
[Coco] Is there
a killer in the woods?
I don't know.
[Polly] We need
to call the police.
Yeah.
Let's go back to the campsite.

Okay, so, we call the cops,
and what do we say?
Oh, hell no.
They're gonna see a dead body
and think we did it.
I say we just split.
But if we leave the crime
scene, we could be convicted
of fleeing, or negligence,
or maybe even accomplice
to murder.
Are you saying
we might go to jail?
I don't know,
I'm not a lawyer.
I'm panicking right now.
[Enzo] Hey, hey, calm down.
Calm down just a second, okay?
Nobody is going to jail.
We did nothing wrong.
Yeah? You think the cops
are gonna see it that way?
They're gonna see a dead body
and they're gonna
pin it on us, okay?
I say we get the fuck
out of here.
[Coco] Yeah, I'm tired
of your stupid calm shit.
There's a fucking
dead body out there,
and you're talking
like if it was nothing.
Okay. Okay.
That's-- that's enough, okay?
There's no need
to have a go at him.
Things are
bad enough as it is.
We do not need
to be fighting as well.
Can I explain my plan now?
-Yeah.
-[Coco] Yeah.
Okay, so, this is
what I suggest.
We pack our things,
and we leave here.
Since we
don't have any network,
we call so-- we call
the cops when we have some.
And then,
we tell them the truth.
That we were
walking in the woods
and we saw the dead guy.
Okay?
It's as simple as that.
It's honest. It's the truth.
And we are going to be fine.
Okay?
So, let's go pack our things
and we'll be on our way. Agree?
-Yeah.
-Agree.
As long as we
get the hell out of here.
Perfect.
Oh, my God, you guys.
You guys,
come and look at this.
[Enzo] What--
[Coco] Oh, my God.
[women laughing]
This is real and legal.
[Coco laughing] Oh, my God.
Holy [indistinct],
we're fucking rich.
Oh, my God, this is gonna
solve all our problems.
I told you, babe.
I told you it was
gonna work out for us.
[Coco] I know you did.
Oh, God, this is amazing.
[Polly] You guys.
There has to be, like,
a million dollars in here.
That is enough money
for us to do whatever we want.
[Ace] Yeah, and we're all
gonna split it 50-50.
-[Coco] Yeah.
-[Polly] Yeah.
No, no, no, no,
no, no, we're not.
-Sixty-forty.
-No.
Okay, whatever, 70-30.
Bud, that's my final offer.
Ace, you're
going too low.
Wh-- What? It was
his idea to bring us here.
If he wants the bigger share,
that's his prerogative, okay?
No, no, no.
Don't touch it!
Nobody is
taking this money, okay?
We're going to
give it back.
We're going to
give it to the police.
-Fuck that.
-[Coco] Are you crazy?
[Polly] What's wrong, Enzo?
Why don't you
wanna keep the money?
I think that this money
comes from the dead guy
that we found,
and it's only gonna
bring us trouble, okay?
[Polly] Okay, stop,
what are you talking about?
[Enzo] I found this
near the dead body.
[Polly] Oh, my God.
This says,
"It's the final results
of a phase three testing
for a potential vaccine."
This is worth
fucking billions.
Holy shit,
we are insanely fucking rich.
-Oh, my God!
-[Enzo] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait, wait,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait. What--
Do you really think this kind
of money is left like that?
Who the fuck cares?
What if you're wrong
and then no one actually
cares about this money?
You wanna call the cops
and give it to them
so they can
keep it for themselves?
Don't get me wrong.
I completely understand
that you need this money
because you're
past due on your debts,
and all
the Covid-19 situation,
-that doesn't help.
[Coco] We got overdue payments?
Yeah.
On the house and the car.
[Coco] Well, now
I really want the money.
And I know that you, Enzo,
are also in debt
because you could only lend me
one thousand dollars
instead of two.
Is that true?
[Polly] Did you lend him
money without consulting me?
Answer me.
Yes, I did.
I'm-- I'm sorry.
I was just
waiting one moment--
How much
are we in debt?
[Enzo sighing]
For fuck's sake,
Enzo, just tell me.
Tell me, how much
are we in fucking debt?
150K, okay?
I'm sorry, I didn't want
to talk to you that way.
I just didn't
want you to worry about it.
I know that
you could sell this formula
to one of your contacts
with no problem.
And it would
actually help the planet.
So, for once, can you just
put aside your morals.
Because if you
don't take that money, I will,
and I don't care
what you think.
-[Enzo] Wait a minute, Polly.
-What?
[sighing]
Okay. Okay.
We'll keep the money.
And the envelope?
-Yes. And the envelope.
-[Coco exclaiming in delight]
[Orick]
So, where is it, Billy?
-[Billy] It's here somewhere.
-[Orick] Goddammit.
[Ace] I've got an idea.
Huh?
[upbeat music
playing on radio]
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, wa-- wait.
I don't think you should
turn that on too loud.
[Ace] What?
We just found
a million dollars,
maybe millions more.
We're in the middle
of the woods
with our loved ones,
our best friends.
Enzo, man, just relax
and enjoy the moment for once.
Come on.
-[women laughing]
-[Enzo] Okay.
Just for once, eh?

Listen, listen, listen.
[music playing distantly]
Wonder what
that excitement's all about?
Hey, come on, Billy.
Let's go
check it out, man.
Come on, man.
-[music playing loudly]
-[all laughing]
[Ace] Woo-hoo! Yeah!
-[music stops]
-[Orick] Oh, sorry.
Didn't mean to scare you.
Can we help you?
Yeah, my name is Orick.
This is Billy.
Our car
broke down by the road.
Uh, our friend
went looking for help,
but hasn't come back.
Maybe, uh,
you saw him pass by?
We haven't seen anyone.
Isn't that strange?
I'm sure
he went this way.
Maybe he passed, and, uh,
you guys weren't there.
We're here
since yesterday.
Like he said,
we haven't seen nobody.
-I'm sorry.
-That's fine.
Listen, is it okay
if we stay here with you guys?
If you guys don't want,
we'll understand,
but, uh, we just
don't know when he'll be back.
We don't wanna wait
standing by the road.
Right, Billy?
Yeah, he's taking
his sweet-ass time.
-Yeah, sure.
-[Orick] Hey.
-Go ahead, sit down.
-[Orick] Thanks.
[Ace] What the fuck, man?
Why'd you say
they could join us?
What were you thinking?
[Enzo] I didn't want
to look suspicious.
[Ace] It fucking
complicates things.
[tense music]
[Billy breathing heavily]
[ominous music]
[Orick] By the way,
thanks for the hospitality.
-[Enzo] Yeah, no problem.
-[Orick] Yeah.
Listen, uh,
I don't like to ask you this,
but, uh, do you mind
if we stay here for the night?
Or 'til
our friend gets back?
[Enzo sighing]
I don't know.
Listen,
I'd really appreciate it.
You know, uh, I'm a big guy.
I don't wanna sleep in the car.
Look, Orick, uh,
I understand,
but we don't know you.
And I think your friend
is scaring the girls,
and we don't like that.
All right,
I'll make you a deal.
You take care of your people
and I'll take care of mine.
This way, everything
is going to be under control.
After tomorrow,
I'll be on my way.
That fair enough for ya?
Yeah,
but just for tonight, okay?
[Orick] Hey, thanks.
Hey, Ace, come
and pick out some wood with me?
-For the fire?
-Ace.
[Enzo] Come.
Yeah. Sure, man.
Hey, Billy, why don't you
go help them, will you?
No, no, it's okay. Me and Ace
can handle it, thanks.
[Orick] Hey, come on.
This way,
we do our part.
I insist.
We're just
a big family here, right?
Okay, fine. Come then.
[Billy] No problem, brother.

-What did you wanna say?
-Shh. Is he looking at us?
-No.
-Keep picking up the wood
while we're
still talking, okay?
O-- Okay.
These are the people
that killed the guy
that we found in the woods.
What?
You're fucking with me.
Shh. Not so loud, man.
He might hear you.
Yes,
I'm almost 100% certain.
I just need to confirm
a couple of things.
[Ace] Shit.
If you're right,
we gotta take him out.
Take him out?
Are you out of your mind?
-We're not murderers.
-What else can we do?
We can't go to the cops now,
and if they find out
that we got the money
and the envelope,
-they're going to fucking--
-Shh.
They're going to
fucking kill us
like they did
that guy we found,
so we gotta act first.
[Orick]
So, where you girls from?
-From the south.
-South? Wow!
That's kinda vague.
Fair enough, I guess.
Hey, I'm from California,
but I'm on vacation here
on the east side.
And Billy there
is from Virginia
and so is our friend.
How long are you planning
to stay here?
We don't know,
we're thinking--
We're leaving tomorrow morning.
Yeah, right,
tomorrow, I forgot.
Tomorrow? Mm-hmm.
I see.
You both are having coffee,
yeah?
[water pouring]
I'm gonna go
grab a beer.
That fucking pervert.
He was looking at your ass.
Yeah. I know.
I did it on purpose.
Why?
Because now we know
their real intentions.
Orick, could you
help me with something?
I just
can't really reach it.
What do you
want me to do?
[Polly] Oh,
do you see the lantern?
-Just here in the tree?
-Yeah.
[Polly] I just
need you to take it down
so I can
change the batteries.
All right.
[Orick grunts]
[suspenseful music]
[kettle whistling]
-Here you go.
-[Polly] Thank you.
You're welcome.
[whistling intensifies]
Hey, Billy.
That's it.
You got some wood.
See, Enzo.
I told you, he would help.
-Yeah, thanks.
-[Orick] You're welcome.
[Orick] Hey, Billy.
[tense music]
[Orick] So, what do we
got on our foursome?
[Billy] Well, they're
definitely up to something.
The guys went off
and talked all quietlike.
And earlier in the tent,
I think I saw the money.
[Orick] No fuckin' way.
-Let's go get it, then.
-Hold up.
We can't just
go on up in there.
They'll never go for that.
Well, we'll just have to
check it out, then, won't we?
Get ready for plan B.
[laughing]
[Orick laughing]
Okay.
So, I think
that Orick is not stupid.
And he knows that we know.
And he's just
waiting for the right moment
before killing us.
This is insane, man.
We're gonna die, man.
Would you two
just shut up!
Wait a minute.
Hey! Here you go.
[Orick] Hey, thanks.
[Orick grunts]
Night, y'all.
-[tent zipping]
-[Coco] Night.
[owl hooting]
[unsettling music]
[tent zips open]
[branch snaps]
[dramatic music]
[gun cocking]
[Orick] Well, well.
I was waiting for you
to make that first mistake.
I'm curious.
Where the fuck
are you going?
Billy, wake up.
Come on.
[Enzo] Listen, Orick.
We're-- we're just
going to the car
to drop off some things,
and come back.
You don't need
to point a gun at us.
[Orick] You know,
you're good, Enzo.
Hey, you really got some acting
in you, you know that?
Right, Billy?
Yeah, put him
in a telenovela.
[Billy and Orick laughing]
Gimme the bag.
Wh-- what bag?
Hey, listen.
I know you're a smart guy.
Hey, I don't like
killing smart guys.
And you knew that I knew
our friend wasn't a friend.
He wasn't coming back.
Because you guys saw him
in the wood back there.
Dead on the ground.
Hey, here's the deal.
All I want is my money.
And I'll be on my way.
Promise.
Hand over the bag.
Throw him the bag.
Don't do it,
he'll shoot us.
No, I won't.
You watch too many movies, boy.
-How can we trust you?
-Yeah, that's true.
Well, you're just
going to have to trust me
because you know what?
If you don't,
I'm gonna kill you all.
Believe me.
I won't hesitate.
I saw him kill
the Doc just like that.
So, don't fuck with him.
[Enzo] Just throw him
the bag, Polly.
-It's not worth it. We tried.
-Come on.
[Enzo] Throw him the bag.
-[bag unzipping]
-Yeah.
-It's all in here.
-Good.
Even the fuckin' envelope.
You got what you wanted, so go.
-[Billy] Let's go, Orick.
-[Orick] Wait.
You see, um,
we're always stressed.
Getting these needs.
Haven't you, Billy?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Big urges.
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
You got your money,
now leave.
No, we're not.
We have a situation here.
First, you lied to us and,
uh, you shouldn't have.
Then...
you tried to steal my money.
That's a big mistake.
Now we have no choice.
Fuck, he's gonna
fuckin' kill us and--
[Orick] I said...
you watch too many movies,
big boy.
[Enzo] If you're
not gonna kill us,
what are you
gonna do with us?
Well, first of all,
Billy here is gonna take care
of that little
Coco of yours.
Yeah.
Right, Billy?
Yeah, I will.
And then,
I'm gonna take your woman on,
and you're gonna watch me.
And not say a word.
Yeah. [laughing]
Hey, Billy.
That's the price
you'll have to pay
for me not killing you.
-[Ace] Motherfucker.
-[Enzo] Hey, don't move.
-Don't move.
-Don't fuckin' think about it.
I'll put a fuckin' hole
in your head.
Okay.
That's better.
Coco, come over here.
-Come on.
-Please, no.
[Orick]
I said, come over here.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, princess.
I said, come on.
[Coco groaning]
[Orick] Be nice to her,
all right?
Don't mess her up
like you did with the last one,
-all right?
-[Billy] Yeah. No promises.
[Ace] Fucking kill you--
Hey, hey.
Don't move, bad boy.
Hey. [laughs]
I'll fucking kill you!
-[Enzo] Stop.
-[Orick] Bad boy.
Think of it
as a tax on life.
[laughing]
Come on, Billy,
give it to her.
That's it.
Come on.
-[Billy grunting]
-[Orick] Yeah, come on.
[Billy] Oh, oh, oh.
[Coco sobbing]
[Coco sobbing]
That's it.
Make sure she remembers you.
Oh, yeah.
[Billy] It's always
the pretty ones
that struggle the most.
[Billy chuckling]
[distorted moaning]
[Orick distortedly] I think
your boyfriend's jealous.

Oh, yeah, give it to her.
Ooh, make sure
she remembers you.
No. [screaming]
[gunshot]
[gunshot]
[Billy] Get the fuck off.
[gun firing]
[groaning]
[Billy] Jesus.
Get the fuck off.

[Billy screaming in pain]

[music intensifies]
[Enzo screaming]
-[axe thuds]
-[Orick screaming]
[screaming]

[Coco grunting
and rock thudding]
-[bones creaking]
-[Coco grunting in anger]
[Enzo] Okay, Coco, you killed
him. Stop it, stop it. Stop.
Stop, stop.
You killed him.
-[Enzo] Okay, stop.
-[Coco whimpering]
Polly! Polly!
Ace? Ace?
Are you okay, buddy?
Are you okay?
[women sobbing]
[Ace panting]
We just killed two people.
Yeah.
This is fuckin' bullshit.
All of this
is fucking bullshit!
We shoulda never come here.
This is all your fault, man.
This is all your fault, Enzo.
You and your
stupid camping trip.
We should have stayed
in the houses
like the government said,
but no,
"It'll be good for us."
Huh?
Well, is this good for us?
No! It's not.
You and your arrogant
knowledge of shit.
Where did it get us now, huh?
Where'd it get us?
What about all
your years of university?
What is that worth now,
you fucking pipsqueak?
Hey-- hey, man.
Wait a minute.
Calm the fuck down, okay?
What's the matter
with you, huh?
It's not my fault
all this happened.
It's out of my control.
I didn't know someone was gonna
put a fuckin' bag in the tent,
man, full of money.
Huh?
You really think I--
I tried to do the best I can.
I told you to
leave that money alone.
You are the one
who told me to touch it.
I'm sorry, ah-- It's not
my fault that you can't--
you lost your job
and you can't provide
for your own
fucking family.
-Fucker.
-[fist thudding]
[Polly] Fuck.
Ace, you hit Enzo.
What's your problem?
-[Ace] What?
-[Polly] He was just trying
to give us a break
over the lockdown.
Hey.
He was asking for it.
He fucked us--
[Coco] Stop fighting.
[Ace] What for?
[Coco]
He's your best friend
for as long as
I've known you.
How could you not see
the fucking situation
we're in right now?
How fucking dare you?
Just because
everything is going bad
doesn't mean you have to
bring it everywhere.
Don't let this
break anything.
I'm sorry, bro.
I just really don't know
how to fucking deal
with any of this right now.
You're right, Ace.
I did fuck up.
I never should've
brought you here.
You, Coco, Polly.
I'll take that fault, okay?
I'll take that
fuckin' responsibility.
[panting] Fuck!
This right now,
is just fuckin' too deep.
Before, you asked me...
if I knew what I had to do.
Fuck yes.
I will do
what I have to do.
I know
what I have to do.
[women straining]
[Polly] This is disgusting.
[all heaving]
Oh, fuck.
[somber music]

[Ace] Well, I'm gonna--
Good night.
[Polly] Good night.
You okay?
I'm so sorry
I let this happen.
I'm scared.
I don't know
who to trust anymore.
Well, we can't trust Enzo.
He just had us
bury three people.
-What the fuck?
-Why are we still
listening to him?
None of his plans
have worked so far.
Exactly.
What are you thinking?
I dunno, Polly.
I'm not sure.
Everyting's changing so fast.
And I'm sensing
all these bad vibes.
Well, I'm not
sensing that at all.
They're our best friends.
We've known them,
what, like...
ten years?
They would never hurt us.
Tomorrow,
I'm gonna find a time
to ask Enzo
for our share of the money
-and we're gonna leave.
-Good idea.
But in case things start
to go south with Enzo...
you understand?
I need to make
sure that I can rely on you.
-Ace...
-Because,
if things get rough
between me and Enzo,
I mean, you know
how hard-headed he can be.
I need to know
that I can trust you
to do whatever it
takes for me.
For us.
Because I'm ready to do
whatever it takes for you.
Ace, you can
always count on me.
We're in this together.
The worst case scenario
is they just take the money
and leave us here.
We can figure that out.
Okay.
But if it doesn't...
we'll have no other choice
but to defend ourselves.
And defend you, Polly.
I will with my life.
You understand?
Okay.
I love you.
I love you too, Polly.
[eerie music]
[birds chirping]
[Coco] Where are you going?
[Polly] We need to talk.
[Ace] So, talk, then.
Look, I've been
thinking about it,
and I have discussed it
with Polly.
The best option
we have is just
to give the money back
to the cops and go back home.
I don't wanna know
nothing about this anymore--
[Ace] Why are you
so goddamn stubborn
and always
ordering people around?
Why don't you give us
our share of the money,
-and we'll part ways?
-[Enzo] What do you mean?
[Ace] This is just bullshit.
You want to blame it on us
-and keep the money.
-[Enzo] No, I don't.
Why is it so hard
for you guys to accept--
[Ace] Hey, we haven't
accepted anything.
-[Ace] Give us our share.
-[Enzo] Ace, I'm telling you,
I think it's best
for all of us.
[Ace] What do you know
what's best for us?
[Coco] Yeah, you're not the one
who almost got raped.
Look,
I know nothing I would say
would ever take it back.
And Billy
deserved what he got.
-Yeah.
-[Enzo] But this is wrong.
It's blood money.
I know this Covid-19 shit
is driving us crazy.
[Ace] No. It's not.
You're just saying
that because you're lucky.
You don't have
money problems.
You don't have to pay rent
or car bills.
Just give us our share, now!
[Polly] Excuse me,
we have debts
as well, remember?
[Enzo] Ace, I can't
give you your share.
It's too much
of a risk for all of us.
[Ace] See, I told you, babe.
They want the money
for themselves.
-[Enzo] Listen to me.
-[Ace] Give me the bag.
[Polly] No.
-Back off.
-[Ace] If you don't give me
the bag, Polly, I will
fucking take it from you.
-I don't want to, but I will.
-[Enzo] Whoa, whoa, calm down!
Try to reason with me.
We'll get through
these hard times.
I promise,
we will find another way.
I've talked with Polly
and we'll find a way
to help each other.
[Coco] Well, we got a solution.
[Enzo] Come on. Stop that.
-[Ace] Give us our share.
-[Enzo and Ace struggling]
[thudding on ground]
[Enzo] I'm sorry, man.
I didn't want to do that,
I was just trying
to protect Polly.
-You shouldn't have done that.
-[Enzo] Ace, listen to me.
-Please, let's talk.
-[Ace] You keep talking.
[both grunting]
[struggling]
[Enzo] Stop it, man.
[Polly] What the fuck
are you doing?
[Ace] Fuck.
[Ace]
This is where we are, huh?
Best friends
trying to kill each other?
[Enzo] Okay, okay, okay.
[Ace] Put that
fucking thing down.
-[Enzo] Stop this.
-[blades clanging]
[all grunting]
[Ace] Back off.
-Back off.
-[Enzo] What the fuck, man?
Jesus.
All this because of money?
You're sick, Ace.
-You need some help.
-Me?
You're the one
holding a fucking machete.
[blades clanging]
[blades clanging]
[Polly] What are you doing?
Stop. Stop.
[Enzo] Jesus.
[Ace] Can't kill me
like you did with Orick,
you fuckin' pussy.
[all grunting and struggling]
[Enzo choking and coughing]
[Ace] Hey, hey, hey, guys.
Stop it.
-Stop it.
-[Polly] Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
[Ace] Stop it.
What are you doing?
-[Polly] Go away.
-[Ace] Fuck, put that down.
Put that the fuck down.
-[Polly] Just stop.
-[Ace] Stop, get away from her.
[Polly] I'm not doing this.
[Polly heaving]
[Enzo] No. [sobbing]
[Ace] I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
[Coco] Oh, my God.
[Ace] Oh, God.
Fuck! Fuck.
Polly!
[sobbing]
Polly.
Polly.
[Enzo screaming]
[Coco screaming]
Stop! No. Don't kill him.
[Coco sobbing]
[hysterical crying]
[Coco heaving and panting]
[muttering indistinguishably]
[Polly groaning]
[Coco muttering
indistinguishably]
[grunting and groaning]
[Polly panting]
[water splashing]
[Coco crying out]
[grunts]
[Coco choking]
[eerie music]



[upbeat electronica music]


[ominous music]
[music fades]