Capture the Flag (2015) Movie Script

1
"It is an honor...
and a privilege to be here today
on behalf of
all peaceful men
from every nation in the world".
Come on, Mike, pass!
Over here, dude!
No way, man!
Hey! Did you see that?
She looked at me!
Focus, guys!
You're so basic...
Wake up, Amy!
We gotta get the flag back!
Calm down, I'm on it!
Marty, go and help her!
"No problemo"!
Time to try my Super Speed!
Isn't that a lawn mower?
It was!
Now it's the Marty-Turbo...
Oh!
Yeah!
Dude! You're going the wrong way!
Well done, Amy!
Hey, Amy!
Here!
Let me help! I'm on my own!
Amy! It's me, Marty!
OK... Ah!
Ah, ouch... ah!
Oh... Yeah! Yeah! I've got the flag!
Look out, Marty!
Oh... Oh!
'Sup, loser?
Ready to lose?
Not this time...
Awesome, man! Bring it to our base!
I'll go under the docks!
Yeah! The Moneyball move!
Do it! Do it!
What...?! Don't listen to Carrothead,
it's too dangerous!
Moneyball... here I go!
He's dodging all of them like a boss!
Ouch!
Oh...
Right in the face.
That was awesome!
If you'd achieved
the Moneyball,
I'd have put it on the school blog,
on the cover, for real!
If he'd done it he'd now be
dating the blonde girl,
but miracles don't exist!
... But we were close.
That's the problem, man.
We're always close...
instead of there.
Bye, losers!
What's that dude got
that I don't?
You mean besides being hot, having
muscles and having won three
surf contests?
Ouch, that hurts!
Ha, ha! So funny...
Hey, Igor! What's up, little guy?
Did you miss me
you little Godzilla?
How well did you see us with
your new Marty-Glasses? They're cool, huh?
He so couldn't live without you...
I know, we're thick as thieves.
He's always by my side.
Argh! Marty-Parachute!
Marty-Parachute!
I'm heading back, guys. We're
celebrating my dad's birthday
and my mom wants my grandfather
to come for dinner.
Cheer up, it's your grandfather!
You obviously don't know
the old geezer.
Er... good luck!
They delayed the mission
until 2022!
I've been training and trying
more space suits
than a model, for nothing!
Honey, it's your birthday.
Try to enjoy
the rest of the day.
Hey buddy, how did you do
at the beach? Did you capture
the flag?
No, I fell. Again...
Mike's a loser, Mike's a...
Shut up, you brat.
Is Grandpa Frank really
coming to have dinner this time?
Don't get too excited.
Scott?
Uh... I'll wait in the car.
Honey...
You're wasting your time!
I see you are as stubborn
as your father.
Three, two, one...
Oh!
Yeah!
That was awesome!
Is that Grandpa?
I'm alright,
I'm alright!
He's not coming.
So there won't be a cake?
That's too bad...
Of course we'll have a cake, ladybug.
Yeah!
Cake, cake, yes!
If granpa doesn't want to see us,
why you still try?
Because I promised you grandma Rose
that I would do anything I could
to get them to make peace.
So that we could be a family again.
But... if Grandpa doesn't want to,
why can't we just leave him alone?
Oh, Mike, never forget this:
your grandfather is
part of this family.
And there's nothing more important
than family.
That's why we can't
give up, alright?
"His grandfather
reinvented the oil industry!"
"His father was the great
visionary of nuclear energy!"
"And today Richard Carson III owns
the biggest energy empire in the world!"
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's welcome Richard Carson
with a big round of applause!
Yeah!
How can that guy
be on TV?
He owns the channel.
What's up babe?
Looking good!
I love you, Carson!
Have it, baby!
Ah!
Oh!
Mr. Carson?
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Mr. Carson...
Mr. Carson, you were going to
make an announcement.
Of course.
Let's cut to chase.
Did you know that 50%
of the world population
think that men never set foot
on the Moon?
Oh, come on, what's it with this guy?
Yes, there are all kinds of
conspiracy theories
The Moon.
My father's biggest dream.
He offered part of his fortune
to go.
But NASA refused.
My father,
a man that had everything,
died not having been able
to achieve his biggest dream.
Unfair!
Well, such a mission
requires well-prepared astronauts
, doesn't it?
No! That was their excuse!
But today I'm going to reveal
the truth.
The whole world will know
that the Space Race
was nothing but a big, fat... lie!
"It's an honor...
and a priviledge
to be here today on behalf of
all peaceful men..."
"Ouch!".
"Cut!".
"I want that guy out
right now!"
"Even a trained monkey could do it
much better! I said "cut"!"
Ha! I knew it!
What?! That was fake!
Yeah, right! And how do you know that,
know-it-all?
What are you talking about, idi...?!
- Scott, the children...
And why doesn't NASA
go back to the Moon
and prove that guy's
a liar?
I wish we could, but we don't have
rockets prepared for that now.
The Space Race finished
years ago.
Wow, your father would be
very proud of what you found.
Daddy...
was my everything...
When he died, I asked for his ashes
to be merged with this diamond...
so that he would always
be with me...
And I swore that I would do
everything in my power to honor his memory.
Aw...
Unfair!
It's time to end this fraud!
I, Richard Carson III, will be
the first man to set foot...
on the Moon!
Look, daddy, he does have a rocket!
- Tess!
Ha! That guy is awesome!
That's for you, dad!
Nonsense!
How can they believe that presumptuous fraud?
We're getting thousands of messages
saying that the trip to the Moon was fake!
Social networks
are on fire!
Everybody speaking about
"the big lie".
Ms. President, we need
to stop this scam!
I was just a little girl
when it happened,
but I remember very well the moment
we set foot on the Moon.
Ms. President,
we have some intel.
Carson intends to claim the Moon
before the United Nations.
Impossible! We put that flag
in the name of mankind!
If he goes and destroys
what's left of the other missions,
including the flag,
the world will believe that he is
the first man on the Moon.
Ms. President,
give me the order and I'll turn him to dust!
Calm down, admiral. Just keep a look
on that man.
We will not let him
rewrite History.
We need to do something. Now!
Pliers.
Screwdriver.
Will we get the flag
with this?
I find your lack of faith
disturbing.
The Marty-Rocket is the best.
Everytime you say that,
something terrible happens.
Quiet, little reporter,
and let the genius work.
Right... How did dinner
with your family go?
Without my grandfather, as usual.
Not cool, what's up with him?
I don't know.
All I know is that
my grandfather was going to
be part of the last mission
to the Moon.
But a few days before
the take off
he was cut off from the mission.
Why?
He wouldn't tell anyone.
He just got away
from the world.
And one day, he left
his own home.
And my father never understood why.
Since then,
they barely
speak to each other.
My mother is doing everything she can
to reunite them to no avail.
Look at the bright side! I used to have
a good six pack.
And now...
it's one big can.
All thanks to my grandparents,
that won't stop giving me sweets.
I don't care anymore. It's always been
like this in my family.
Uh! Hold that.
How can you not care? Don't say that.
You don't know what you are missing.
I have my grandparents,
my nine siblings...
my uncles, my cousins,
my second cousins...
Wow, are you guys a family or
an entire country?
Shut up, Carrothead!
Seriously, don't give up.
You should do something about it.
You don't get it.
I can't do anything.
Nothing? You only need to
get them to talk.
Yeah, right. So easy...
Ok, who cares, right?
You are such a chicken.
Hey, I'm not a chicken!
Of course not...
You are the king of chickens!
Ah! Igor!
See, genius? Disaster...
Scott!
Scott! Scott!
Just what's my father doing here?
Scott! Scott! We're going back!
- Wait, what?
National priority.
Orders from the President.
- What are you talking about, Jack?
Sam, Scott,
we're going back to the Moon!
And you will be the commander!
The mission's as follows:
get to the Moon
before Carson
destroys the flag
that was put there in 1969.
If there's no flag, people'll
believe we were never there.
Wow! The Moon,
a Goldwing on the Moon...
Wait...
And how are we
going to go?
Does the name Saturn V
ring a bell?
Are you kidding? That old piece of junk
from the NASA museum?
Bingo!
They're going to repair it.
Saturn V...
The biggest rocket
ever built.
It's going to fly again after 45 years.
We'll take off in a month.
A month?! - Impossible!
No one in NASA
knows how to pilot that relic.
- They've asked some former
NASA astronauts for help,
they'll train us.
Well, I know somebody who's not
going to care anyway.
You know your father.
It's the only one who refused to come.
This is your chance, chicken.
Ok, guys, we've got
a mission.
We need to bring this
to my grandfather.
The veterans are coming tomorrow
and he needs to be there.
Why don't you give him a call?
He won't pick up the phone.
What about an email?
He doesn't have a computer.
Come on, guys!
And remember: failure...
is not an option!
I'm always following you..
I want to be a great reporter,
not a great criminal!
I'll watch from here.
Here, the "walkies".
Go with them, Godzilla.
I didn't think we would have
a second chance.
At my age, every second
is a second chance.
Stop the chitchat.
Let's refresh our memory.
NASA needs us.
Marty, astro-grandpas in sight.
Activate Godzilla.
Godzilla activated.
"Conect the cell phone.
It will be your eyes".
If he breaks my phone, I'm going to
turn Carrothead into a carrot cake.
Igor, run.
All clear.
"Go."
Wait, security guard coming out
from the main door.
We gotta to do something
to distract him.
Darn it!
Hey!
Hi, Trent.
Are you playing with rockets again?
No, of course not.
We never...
You can go on now. There's a woman
in the counter, to the left.
Marty, get Igor
to the first floor.
"Gotcha."
Mayday, Marty,
it's the cleaning lady!
You see that, guys? You
clearly need my genius.
Stop boasting and do something!
Uh, uh...
Something happened.
I can't see anything.
I'm going to turn him into a carrot soup.
Marty, get Igor out of here!
But I can't see anything!
We're going to get caught! Turn it off!
Now!
Alright, failure is not an option.
Marty-Rocket, now!
Hey, you shouldn't be here!
Oh, I'm sorry, I was looking
for the exit...
Alright, come with me.
Ah!
What are you doing here?
I'll tell him. It'll be for the best.
I'm more eloquent
when it comes to giving news.
I'll tell him.
No, I insist, Gigs, I am
the number one. I should tell him.
What a piece of junk!
These drills are trash!
You are fired! Get out of here!
Ah!
-Ah...
Excuse me, sir...
but if you every need to make
another fake movie, you can count on me.
Alright...
Now get lost.
So, what's going on?
Gigs has something to tell you!
Is that so?
Uh... NASA is going...
back to the Moon.
What?!
And why the hell do they
have to go now?
40 years...
And they have to go now?
Whose idea was that?
The order came from...
the... the President herself.
Oh, so the President wants to play.
Let's see if
she dares interfering
in my business
when I arrive on the Moon
and I get my new toy.
"Carson Industries
proudly presents
the energy of the future. The final
alternative to oil.
"A material rarely found on Earth,
but available
on the Moon
in endless quantities".
Helium 3!
Aren you not going to the Moon
to fulfill your father's dream?
Ha! Dad couldn't care less
about the Moon.
But, as he used to say: "Go like a rocket
and always fill your pocket".
I can tell you it's
an honor
to be the commander
in this historic mission.
Hi, Mike.
Hi, Joe.
You coming to see your father?
Yeah. What about the veterans?
About to arrive. Come on in.
Hey!
Look at that!
This is... awesome!
Oh! Take some pictures
and upload them on Facebook.
The girls will go crazy!
Hey, can you take a pic, Amy?
If the camera can capture
my charm, that is.
Amy, can't you stop tweeting
for five seconds?
I'm not tweeting,
I'm ignoring you.
Hey, the astro-grandpas
are here!
"Ladies and gentlemen,
it's a pleasure to announce
the arrival of the veterans
from the lunar missions."
Mr. Aldrin,
please look at the camera.
Here, please,
Mr. Collins.
- I have a question.
Look at the camera, please.
Only one question.
- Here, Mr. Collins.
Could you answer
a question?
Uh, weren't
dinosaurs extinct?
He hasn't come...
Scott, I've assigned the instructors.
You are going to love yours.
Surprise me! Is it Collins?
Ah, Aldrin! Tell me it's Aldrin.
Mike, look!
Ah...
Michael.
Scott, let me introduce you
to your instructor:
Captain in the reserve,
Frank Goldwing.
It's truly an honor.
Sweet!
Right here, please!
Please, sir.
- Here, look, sir.
Look over here! Thanks.
Look at the camera please.
Yeah!
Ah, the Goldwings! I love
family reunions.
You are the man, congratulations.
You got the cover.
But this could ruin the plan.
What if they get to the Moon before us?
Impossible! And I don't care
if we gotta cheat,
lie, steal...
Have I said "cheat" yet?
Just make sure
the Goldwings fail.
Flight test positive.
Starting landing simulation.
Careful,
it's a difficult maneuver.
Understood.
- It's "Understood, Captain".
Understood, Captain.
Wow, man, that's boss!
How did you get here?
Dad got us passes.
We'll talk about that later. Step aside,
the Commander is going to land.
Dad!
Dad, can we get on that?
Negative, that's not a toy.
Oh, come on. It's alright, guys.
I'm in charge here.
Commander,
you are breaking the rules.
Oh, why do you care?
Please, Grandpa, please!
Captain, do you remember when
you gave me a ride on it?
It's one of my best memories.
We're out of fuel!
- "That's not possible."
I checked it myself.
- Are you sure?
Of course!
Call off the mission, jump!
No. I can land.
No, you can't! Not at that speed.
- It's safer. Brace yourselves!
Oh!
Come on...!
- Oh!
Scott, jump!
Jump!
Jump!!
Ah!
I'm gonna die without
kissing a girl...
I'm gonna die without
kissing a girl!
Well don't look at me, coward.
Are you alright, guys?
Yes, Dad.
Igor? Igor!
Igor isn't breathing!
He needs the mouth-to-mouth!
What?! No way!
Mike, do it, dude!
Look at the poor thing!
Uh, I'll pass. It's your pet.
Oh man!
I was hoping my first kiss
would be with a model!
Dad, are you alright?
Argh!
- Can you move?
- Why do you care?
That NASA mission is still
going forward?!
Argh! No one defies
Richard Carson! No one!
Gags, let's start the test!
Everything is ready, sir.
Perfect. Crank it up, Gigs!
Hum...
Impressive! 20 times
more powerful than nuclear energy!
It'll be the biggest
monopoly in History.
Now, Gigs,
let's try it as a weapon.
Excuse me, sir.
You'll destroy the model.
And we have to keep testing it.
Who cares?!
I care, sir. It took me 8 months
to build it piece by piece.
Cheer up, you're hired
for another 8 months.
Gigs, activate the weapon!
Yes, sir. But...
Gigs, I told you to
activate the weapon!
Worked as a charm.
But there's a little issue, sir.
So... fix it!
But the thing is... Gags
was still there...
Oh!
Well, congratulations, Gigs.
You've just been promoted.
You're now
a model supervisor.
Scott, you can't go on like this,
cheer up.
You'll have another chance.
No, I won't!
It was the only one and I've lost it.
Thanks to my father.
Honey, it was an accident.
- That doesn't matter now!
No Goldwing
will ever get to the Moon
It's a curse.
I know it's disappointing,
but there are more important things.
You don't get it!
Going to the Moon
and getting the flag was my mission!
The Moon is every astronaut's
dream!
What is there more important than that?
Maybe you're the one
who doesn't get it!
History is repeating itself.
My father will leave
and become
a grumpy old man,
like my grandfather
My family is a disaster.
Come on, don't say such things.
You've managed to reunite them
after, like, a thousand years.
Yeah, and things just got
a thousand times worse.
I'm an idiot.
Don't be like that!
Stop whining or
I'll kick your butt
and send you to the Moon.
Ha, that would be cool.
A butt on the Moon!
Wow! Amy, you are a genius!
Who? Her...? Ha!
My grandfather couldn't go,
my father couldn't either, but I can!
I'll go to the Moon!
Yeah, someday...
Not someday. In two weeks!
What are you talking about?
It's crazy,
but I could hide
in the rocket and...
Yeah right, come back to Earth.
It would end the curse.
I'll do what my father and grandfather
couldn't do,
and everything will be fine!
I'm going to the Moon!
And you two are going to help me.
Who's with me?
I am! Marty?
Wait, let me see if I get it.
You're gonna to get into
that old junk and
fly at 20,000mph?
Yeah.
And go to a place where
there's no oxygen or gravity?
Yeah.
A place where, until now,
only 12 astronauts have gone?
Yeah.
Ah, screw it!
You are "astronishing"!
I'm in!
Yeah! Yeah! I'm going to the Moon!
Ah!
Uh, dude, the Moon's that way.
So, in order to reach the rocket
you gotta get to
the launching platform first.
But it's like a fortress
surrounded by the sea
and protected by a metal fence.
I've examined the options and
I think this is the best one...
Igor! It's not time
to play Godzilla!
Come here, Igor.
Guys, let's focus.
Marty, what's our best option?
Giving up, man. It's impossible to get inside.
Doesn't matter how crazy you are.
Come on! There's gotta be a way.
Something the three of us can do.
No, the two of you.
What? Are you backing down?
Who's the coward now?
If my parents catch me,
I'll be grounded for life.
They're very strict with rules.
They'll send me to a military academy
like 3 of my 52 cousins.
What...?
52 plus the twins of the step-sister
of the sister in law of my uncle Pablo.
Yeah, excuses.
I'm so sorry.
Just ignore him, Amy.
Don't worry. We'll manage.
Well you better come up with something,
Michael Goldwing.
There's no way we can get in there.
There is a way!
What was that?
I heard something.
Come on, you've become
a scaredy-cat since you saw
"Revenge of the Zombie-Rats".
That one wasn't half as
scary as "Piranha-Zombie 3".
Dude, you have to
do something about that...
Marty, don't make a sound.
Ok.
I'll be as silent as a ninja.
This way!
Uh! That was close!
What was that?
Darn rocks...
You and your zombie-rats...
It must've been an alligator.
Whatever that was, it's gone.
Oh!
What the...?
Marty...
Ah! I almost had a heart attack, dude!
There it is!
See? It's just an alligator.
Don't fall off again.
I'm trying,
but this is full of... rocks?
Igor, just what's
going on with you?
Can you stop making noise?
I'm sorry.
Igor's gone bananas!
I don't know what's up with him.
Argh!
Mike, I think we forgot something...
Sure, sealing your mouth
with glue.
No, it's much worse! Alligators!
Igor, attack and destroy!
Marty-Punch!
Marty-Poke-in-the-Eye!
Marty-Blinding-Light!
What the heck is going on?
- Zombie-rats. It's the zombie-rats!
Will you stop that?
Marty-Lightsaber!
It's not working!
Not working! Ah!
Amy!
I knew you couldn't make it
without me, Carrothead!
What are you saying?
It's all under control!
Guys, prepare to jump!
Turn on the fans
in three, two, one...
Uh, guys?
Two...
Guys...
One...
I don't have a fan!
Come on!
Higher, higher!
I'll need a bigger fan!
Ah!
Marty!
I'm stuck!
Wait, we'll get you out.
Don't worry,
the guards are coming, go!
Thank you, dude, we owe you one.
Go on without me!
I will sacrifice myself for
this mission! I'll be fine... Uh...
Igor, where are you going?
You traitor!
Don't leave me!
There you have your zombie-rat...
Mr. Carson,
can you look here?
Sir, a picture, please.
- Mr. Carson, a question.
What do you hope
to find on the Moon?
Bye bye, earthlings!
I'm going to make history!
Did you check
the ventilation systems?
Yes, everything's working.
Wait, Mike!
It'll be better if I go home now.
OK, but I need you to
close the hatch.
The thing is I sleepwalk.
Sounds weird, I know.
But when I woke up,
I didn't know how to go back and...
You think you are so smart, huh?
This is abuse of authority.
I demand to speak to your boss.
Don't worry, here he comes.
Uh, oh...
Wow! Amy, look at this!
I can't believe we're here.
Are you alright, son?
Dad.
Hey, what were you doing in the launching zone?
Uh... I'll only speak
in presence of my lawyer.
Marty!
"Marty, do you copy?"
"We're in the casserole."
"Can you hear me? We're in."
In? What does that "in" mean?
When you arrive on the Moon
take a picture, OK?
It'll be the cover
of the school newspaper.
Sure.
Can you tell me how on Earth
did you get here?!
Uh, Grandpa...
What are you doing here?
Have you gone crazy?
Get out! Now!
What have you done?
Sabotage in process.
The rocket will take off without
its crew and get lost in the void.
"Perfect. 'Sayonara', Ms President".
Don't move!
What the...?
Engines 1 and 2, activated!
What?!
Eh...
All engines are on?
What have you done?
Uh?
Can you help us open this?
Impossible,
it's blocked!
Mission control, do you copy?
"Frank Goldwing speaking."
"We're trapped in
the Apolo Module".
What a night...
Another one like this
and I quit.
- Calm down.
There won't be more surprises
before take off.
Wait a minute...
Have you seen that, Jack?
- Doesn't make any sense.
The spacecraft was
to take off in 10 hours!
Call Goldwing!
Hey, you there!
Don't move!
This place is off-limits!
What happened?
- Don't get anxious, but...
The system has been sabotaged.
We can't stop it.
It's your...
Cool, isn't it?
Wait, Scott!
Hello, Mr. Gold...
Silence!
...wing.
Mission Control here.
What are you doing in there, Captain?
I was taking care of
a couple of stowaways...
"when the hatch got locked."
- Stowaways?
Captain, what are you doing?
Ah!
Frank, who's over there?
I found your son and his girlfriend
inside the capsule.
Huh?
What...?
Girlfriend?
Excuse me?
She's not my girlfriend!
I don't want a girlfriend!
How could he believe that?
"Don't care about girls."
That's what I was trying to say.
- We're just friends.
Enough is enough!
Mike! What are you doing there?!
I just wanted to break
the curse of our family!
Curse? Which curse?
What are you talking about?
We don't have time for arguing.
We have two options:
going to the Moon or ejecting!
That would be the end of the mission!
Yes?
- "Sir,"
we've been sabotaged.
They won't believe
who's behind this...
Stop Carson,
don't let him take off.
"To all units,
stop Richard Carson."
"Stop Carson."
Done. Let's go, Gigs.
One minute left until launching.
Captain,
activate the eject mechanism.
Please!
We must get rid of the curse!
Captain, activate it now!
"Captain? Captain?
Captain, what's going on?"
I'm afraid the mechanism
has been sabotaged as well.
In that case,
we only have one option left...
We're going to the Moon.
That's the first thing
we've agreed on in 40 years.
Let the launch start.
Confirm if you're ready.
Eecom! Fido!
- Ready.
GNC! Retro!
- Ready.
So we're setting off, Captain?
Call me "Commander".
Ready for launching.
CAP COM!
- Ready.
Doctor!
- Ready.
Guidance!
- More than ready.
Green light!
No, no, no, no!
I can't stay here!
I have to get out of here!
My parents will kill me!
This is a one in a lifetime chance!
You'll be the first woman
to be on the Moon!
Stop chitchatting, kids,
and put your suits on.
Everything's ready
for take-off, sir.
We're setting off, Daddy!
One rule!
I break one single rule in my life...
and I end up in a rocket
heading to the Moon. Cool!
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a mission to accomplish.
"Commander, let's take that flag
before Carson destroys it."
And remember,
failure is not an option.
Excuse me...
Mmm, sir...
Oh, has anyone seen my lizard?
Igor!
Ignition sequence.
"Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six...
Engines running."
Let's put out a great show.
Three,
"two, one..."
"Launching!"
"We've taken off at 10 hours,"
23 minutes and 17 seconds!
Yay!
Ah!
Yeeha!
An old man and two kids?
The crew of Saturn Five are...
an old man and two kids?
Yes, Ms. President...
But that's not all...
Go on.
Carson has developed a system
to extract Helium 3 from the Moon.
Helium 3 is
the most powerful source of energy
known to date.
- Now it all makes sense.
He's deceived the world
and sabotaged our rocket
with the only goal of becoming
the most powerful man on Earth.
Ms. President, we can fire
some missiles to get rid of him.
Calm down, Admiral.
If we arrive before he does,
we'll prove he's a liar.
We need that flag,
and this old man and these kids
are our only hope.
Oh...
It's amazing...
Impressive.
Mind-blowing!
Hey!
"Marty, are you there?"
Wah!
Hello. Mission Control here.
Is Igor with you?
Affirmative. He's perfectly fine.
Got it. The engineers
have fixed the system.
Now we have
control over the flight.
Scott, tell me it's a joke.
Sam, I don't know how it could...
- Tell me our son...
isn't inside that rocket!
-Calm down, calm down.
Everything's going to be fine.
"I'm sorry, Mom!"
"This is all my fault."
Oh, goodness!
Mike! Are you okay?
Yes...
I'm very sorry about this fuss.
Honey, that doesn't matter now.
Come back safely, understood?
I promise.
Mom, do I get his room?
Tess!
Oh, hello Mrs. Goldwing.
Tell my parents I won't break
the rules ever again!
I will, Amy.
Frank, for God's sake,
look after them.
Trust me.
I won't let anything happen to them.
Are you my grandpa?
Here I go, riding my spaceship...
Sir, an alert.
NASA's rocket is approaching.
What?! How's that even possible?
There's just one possible answer:
it's manned.
The sabotage failed.
Ah... I'm surrounded
by a bunch of loafers.
Alright, I'll have to take care
of this myself.
You can't do that, sir.
There's an old man and two kids in there.
So what?!
As my father said:
"Go like a rocket
and always fill your pocket"
Oh, I can't believe it.
What?
The Marty-Survival Kit.
And he was supposed to survive
just on this for three days?
What's wrong, dude?
That's the base of my diet.
Let's open one!
No, wait!
What do you bet?
I bet I'll catch more than you!
Don't even dream about it.
Oh!
Hey, that's cheating. That one was mine.
Hey!
The last one is for me.
No way!
Oh...
So just friends...
- Ah...
Hey, what was that?
Commander, what's that noise?
Something hit us.
It's trying to break through the casing.
Stay here. Don't go outside,
no matter what, understood?
I'm getting out of the capsule.
I repeat.
I'll proceed to get out of the capsule.
"What? Frank, no!"
Frank! Frank!
I don't know if he's deaf
or just the most stubborn guy in the world!
It's the latter.
Grandpa!
I must help him.
Put your helmet on, I'm going outside.
Hold on!
What are we doing about Igor?
Ready!
There I go, Grandpa!
Ah...
Darn electric spider!
Go away!
Ah! Oh!
Oh!
Yeah!
We did it, Grandpa!
You disobeyed me
and almost got killed!
I... I'm sorry. I just wanted to...
Don't ever disobey my orders.
Roger, Commander...
Ah...
Okay, we'll do it your way.
Give me an order.
Mike, help me with the bandage.
It's an order.
You saved my life.
You've been really brave.
Scott?
No, I'm Sam. Scott's sleeping.
"How are the kids doing?"
They're fine.
They're fast asleep.
They'll be back home soon.
"I promise."
- Thanks, Frank.
Samantha...
Thanks for never giving up.
I'm more grateful than you think.
Thank your grandson.
"For better or worse,
this is his doing."
Frank, enjoy the moment.
Fate owed you this journey.
Now rest.
Good night.
I just wanted our family
to be back together.
Commander,
why did you leave home?
Go back to sleep...
Are you my grandpa?
Detaching in course.
Splitting lunar module.
"Module detached."
Starting landing sequence.
Don't worry,
your father will make it.
Starting descent.
Wow...
Commander, you're deviating
from the path.
Fix the navigation.
Roger.
Commander, do you need help?
I'm fine.
Commander, I'll say it again:
you're out
of the path.
Let me help you, Grandpa.
Er... Commander.
Alright, use your controls.
Slowly. Smooth moves.
It works better now.
What?
What happened?
Was it me?
No, it wasn't you.
Alarm 1201.
Hey! I didn't touch anything!
Gentlemen, emergency protocol.
"It seems the on-board computer
has been damaged."
That's why it was so hard to operate.
It's leading us to the wrong place.
Can you hear me?
Roger, Commander. You'll need
to deactivate the guidance system.
That's what happened in 1969.
The chances of success are minimal.
The same ones I have
on this hottie.
Amy, find it. There should be
a button with "AGC" on it.
Mike, to the left.
AGC. AGC.
20 seconds to landing.
- Too fast.
AGC...
Slow down!
Hurry up! The computer's giving
contradictory instructions!
Where are you?
10 seconds...
- They're going to crash.
Frank!
Let's get going!
"Eight, seven, six..."
Amy, please.
"Five, four..."
"Three..."
I got it!
Press it, for God's sake!
"Mission Control,
Base of Peace of Mind here."
"The Falcon has landed."
Hooray!
Oh...
You've done great, guys.
Yeah! Yay!
Ah!
Ready? We're recording.
Amy, you're live.
Everybody's watching you.
Grandpa...
How cool! For Amstrong
it might've been just a small step,
but for me it's going to be...
Wow!
Yes! Yes!
I'm the first woman on the Moon!
We're back
just like the first time,
as a light of hope
for mankind.
Come on, kids,
we have a mission.
We're losing the signal.
Commander,
the antenna is damaged.
Transferring communications
to the antenna of the lunar rover.
Get that flag. Let the world
see who arrived first!
Yeah, rock and roll!
Yay!
Look, Mike and Amy are on TV.
Hurry up, Grandpa!
We should be near it.
There it is! The flag!
Oh, no!
It can't be.
Ha, I knew it!
Losers!
Oh. What are we doing now?
My job here is done.
Gigs, take the minibots to the base.
Hurry up!
Yes, sir.
Oh, goodness.
They're going to destroy
the remains of all the missions.
Hey, Amy, they're still there!
Come on, record it!
We lost the signal!
What's happening?
Commander, can you hear me?
What happened?
Oh, how unexpected.
What's next, TV ads?
We're unable
to restore the communication.
Transfer the communication
to another antenna.
Impossible. The one in the rover
was the only one working.
We need to restore
the communication, no matter what!
Hey.
Where can I plug this?
Do you intend to connect an USB
to a 1969 computer? Are you nuts?
I might be able to fix it...
Yes, I need to establish a connection
through any guidance station
in the world. I hope.
Come home, baby.
You'll be my personal trophy.
He has the flag!
Let's take it back.
Come on, Igor. Take the flag.
Huh?
Oh! What the...?
Go away, you disgusting alien!
Let's go.
Ha!
Ah!
Come on Igor, jump!
What?! That flag's mine!
Ha!
Ah!
Yeah! Oh! We did it!
Oh!
No!
Ah!
Watch out!
Ah!
Grandpa!
This isn't over yet!
I want a full report of the communication
systems in the module. Now!
Ha!
It's fine if we have to redirect
the satellite. We'll just do it!
Listen, where can I find
a radio from the sixties?
There's a bunch
of old gadgets in the basement.
Oh, come on!
We lost communication,
we can't pilot this thing
and that lunatic kidnapped
Grandpa... We're done.
Huh?
Hello, my gooey cockroaches!
Oh, shut up, you weirdo.
Listen, you little thieves.
"I'll propose you a deal.
If you give me the flag"
I'll give you
the old wreck back.
No, Mike, don't do it!
Grandpa!
You don't have to answer now.
I'll call you in...
"ten seconds."
Oh, I love being generous.
No, wait!
It's over.
No, we can't give up.
There's nothing left to do, Amy.
Time up!
We accept the deal.
Good guy.
Bring me the flag.
I got it!
Darn it! I need something
that increases electric resistance.
Copper, tin!
Huh? I think this will do.
He's very mean.
What's this?
What's the matter?
I'm getting messages...
It can't be! The antenna is broken.
Seriously, I keep getting them.
That's impossible. There's
nothing here that can transmit from..
Marty!
Ah!
You reached your destination.
I couldn't stand it anymore.
Wow! It's huge!
"Adjusting gravity."
Open the door.
Welcome.
Let's get straight to the point.
Give me the flag!
First, my grandfather!
Of course.
A deal is a deal.
Gigs.
Grandpa!
Mike!
Oh... I love family reunions.
Don't you, Gigs?
I can't remember my family, sir.
Let him go!
Give me the flag or I'll get
rid of the old wreck.
Alright! I'll give you the flag.
How moving.
Gigs, release him.
And after a reunion,
there's always a goodbye.
Gigs, get rid of them.
What? Excuse me, sir?
You're miserable, Mr. Carson.
What'd you know, you maggot?
You think you're a genius,
but we all know
you'd be a nobody
without for your father's money.
How dare you... you brat!
He's right. He always spoonfed you.
You've done nothing at all!
You know nothing, you annoying kid!
Do you think all this stuff
was built by itself?!
Do you mean this factory
or whatever this is?
It's more than a factory,
you ignorant brat!
It's a mine of Helium 3,
the biggest source
of energy ever known.
And it is only mine!
Behold my work!
My father
would be proud of me!
Of a liar like you? You deceived
the world by saying that humans
had never been to the Moon.
Proud of my brightness.
Only a genius could deceive everyone.
Only a genius could get their hands
on the largest energetic monopoly.
I'll sell my energy to the whole planet
and if any country
is unwilling to pay,
boom!, I'll disintegrate it.
Just like what I'm going
to do with you.
"Go like a rocket
and always fill your pocket."
Cool!
Cool? How's that cool?
You just gave me
the best headline ever.
What are you talking about,
you little brat?
Worldwide exclusive!
Richard Carson
just confessed he's a criminal.
Smile, we're on air!
The whole world is watching you.
"What's going on?"
"What's going on? Gigs?
What's this all about? Gigs!"
Amy Gonzlez reporting live from the Moon.
We're heading back to Earth.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Great!
Yeah, great!
- Losers...
I always trusted NASA.
See?
An old computer from NASA,
my 800 GHz Marty-Antenna,
four little gadgets
and "voil"
the new Marty-Communicator!
How could they communicate
with Earth? How?!
Come on, Igor, now!
They have their own
portable antenna.
Ah!
Did you let them in
with that gadget?! You're fired!
This way!
Don't let them escape!
Come on, stop them!
But am I fired or not?
Gigs!
Watch out! Jump!
No!
Commander, can you hear me?
Grandpa!
Mike!
Ah!
Mike, stop it.
I'm not losing you again.
Stop. Listen to me.
Mike, my helmet is broken.
I'm running out of oxygen.
In the spaceship,
you asked me...
something I haven't answered
for 40 years.
Why did you leave home?
A few days before
the mission to the Moon,
your father came back from school
with chicken pox.
So you caught it and that's why...
they didn't allow you
to go to the Moon?
Yes. I was infected.
And I was replaced.
And you blamed Dad?
It wasn't his fault!
That's true. It wasn't.
But going to the Moon was
what I longed for the most.
And losing my chance
made me feel like a loser
"who deserved nothing."
"Not even my family."
"Actually,"
I felt horrible
for blaming Scott.
"I looked at my son and felt ashamed
of holding a grudge against him."
"And because of that,
I thought I was a bad father."
"I felt so bad I thought
he'd be better off without me."
I was wrong.
That was
the biggest mistake of my life.
"Now, hit it!"
"Move aside, Grandpa!"
It's a great story.
Shall we end it on Earth?
No! Not again!
I got you! This is the last time
you'll ever fool me!
Seriously, I can't stand that thing!
You ruined my plans!
My life!
And now
you're gonna pay for it!
Hurry up, guys!
We gotta get away!
We won't get far together.
You're running out of oxygen.
Go back to the spaceship.
Trust me, Grandpa.
I have a plan.
Amy, use it as a surfboard.
But Mike...!
Run away, Grandpa!
Do you want this, Carson?
Die!
What's your plan?
Getting an actual kiss
from you before I die.
What?! Look out!
Let's teach them a lesson, Dad!
Ah, ah! The alien strikes back! Ah!
Ah, I'm gonna crush you, maggot!
Ha!
Marty, I need you.
Yes, I'm essential.
Activate the Marty-Rocket now.
Are you sure? Do you know
it's still undergoing trial?
Just do it!
Okay, okay.
Marty-Rocket activated!
Ah!
Hit it! Now!
I got you!
OK, this deserves a kiss.
Let me tell you the plan first.
Guys, what's going on up there?
Did I miss something?
Come on, Daddy,
let's crush these brats.
Marty, slow down!
Speed up, speed up!
No, slow down. Now go faster!
Dude, will you make up your mind?
What? I'm a machine!
Where are we going?
Please, tell me the plan.
Carson still has
the mine of Helium 3.
It's a danger
for all humanity.
What should we do?
In order to
avoid it we'd have to destroy the base!
That's the plan.
What?!
Have you lost it?!
Oh, Mike, don't tell me
you're thinking about...
Are you going to do...?
The Moneyball.
Trust me, Amy.
Are you with me?
I'll smash you!
I'll destroy you!
Hold me!
I'll crush you
like cockroaches! Ah!
Oh...
Mike, can you hear me?
Mike, can you hear me?
"Mike, can you hear me?!"
Hooray, yes!... Dad!
Mission accomplished, Grandpa!
Not yet.
There's something left to do.
"In 1969, the human race
achieved a great milestone
and planted a flag
to claim the Moon
on behalf of the whole humanity."
"Today, almost 50 years later,
we repeat that same movement
highlighting the fact that
this beautiful natural satellite
doesn't belong to a single person,
company or country,
but to the human race."
"Something next generations
must protect
together, just like a family."
Yay!
You always come back.
You guide my steps.
Everything is different
if I think you're there.
I leave my fears
far away from here.
I change my path
just for you.
I follow you.
I follow you.
I follow you till the end.
Nothing changes us.
Nobody will stop us.
Nothing changes us.
Nobody will stop us.
Nothing changes us.
Nothing will change us.
Nothing will change us.
Nothing will change us.
I follow you.
Dad? Am I in heaven?
Is that you, Dad?
Eh... Mr. Carson?
Gigs?
What are you doing here?
And without a helmet...
It turns out I don't need it.
I'm an android.
Gags made me.
Gigs, if you see this,
it's because your life is fading away.
That's it, Gigs,
you're an android. I created you.
Oh, poor thing.
You lost your father too.
Yes, you killed him, sir.
Don't worry, I'll forgive you.
Now you have me.
Gigs, can we turn off
that damn annoying robot?
No sir, it has an infinite
Helium 3-driven battery.
Perfect.
What kind of idiot
authorised this?
It was you, sir.
Oh. Well, nobody's perfect.