Cat and Dog (2024) Movie Script
1
Attention all units. We have the museum
locked down. -Repeat. The museum is locked
down. All exits covered. Multiple
security officers tied up inside. -All
right. Yeah. Understood.
-Proceed with caution.
-All units, move in and secure the
suspect, initiate a sweep as soon as
possible.
Attention all units. The ruby
thief has escaped over the rooftops.
We need to clear this place out.
The ruby thief has escaped over the
rooftops. I repeat, the ruby thief has
escaped over the rooftops.
Hey, stop that! Shoo!
Go on, get outta here.
Shh!
Quiet!
Quiet, doggy!
Shh!
Hey! Go! Get lost!
Shuddup!
Shoo!
Go!
Oh!
Shh!
Keep it down!
Get lost, dirty dog.
Where is he?
Oh!
Ah.
Huh?
-Don't worry ma'am, it's under control.
-Ah! Where's the ruby?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
-Uh!
-Ah!
Ah!
Huh.
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Hey
Give me the ball
Loser!
So
who's laughing now?
Oh no! No!
Drop the ruby!
Okay, come with me.
Taxi!
Lieutenant Brandt with Montreal police.
I require the location of--
Eat dirt, you jerk!
The taxi with the license plate VK345HT.
Hello!
Hi!
I love you!
That's so sweet.
I'm a huge fan.
Can I take a selfie?
Yes, of course.
She's gorgeous.
Even when you sleep, you're so beautiful.
Uh No.
Just with Diva.
Of course!
New York
All right!
Poop! Poop! Poop it out!
Do it!
Just poop! Poop!
Come on doggy! Just do it!
Hey!
I'm so sorry, madam. I do
apologize. Let's go buddy.
Let's go!
There's no way I can
get an earlier flight?
Have a nice flight.
Next in line.
Priority check-in. -Move aside for the
passenger in the wheelchair. -Thank you.
Next in line.
-Next in line.
-Please place your
suitcase on the conveyor belt.
Here are your boarding passes
and passports. Have a nice flight.
-Next in line.
-I'd like priority check-in,please.
Can someone help me find priority check--
Stop!
Please! We're undercover, doggy.
Hey!
Excuse me, but do you mind?
Is this how you treat a star?
Now get away from my behind!
-Oh no! What's going on?
-Step back!
-You have to do something about your dog!
-I just wanted to sniff your butt.
Okay. See,
this is how you really
get to know someone. And--
Oh! Watch it, watch it!
Oh! Okay. I'm smelling a temper.
-With a little note of what is that?
-Appalling.
Is this how you approach a lady?
How dare you! Where's the gallantry?
Huh? Where? You should've kissed my paw!
Ow!
I'll give you something
to sniff, you mongrel!
-Yah!
-Diva, stop that!
-Couldn't you see what your dog was doing?
-Oh.
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were, uh
Handsome?
Madam you're holding up the line?
Yes.
Be brave, my dear.
It'll just be for one hour.
She's not feeling well.
Poor thing was attacked by
that disgusting dog over there.
Could we maybe travel together?
In the hold?
Oh sure, in the hold would be great!
You need help, madam.
I suggest counseling.
Oh boy.
Huh.
Hey look who it is, man!
It's Monica.
I follow her
trainwreck of a life on Insta.
Listen, I've got to locate a suspect:
White man, neat beard, about 50 years old.
Is he here?
I'm not much of an artist
but he looks a bit like this.
Hey!
Got a problem?
No. It's all good.
Make sure this gets circulated.
He can't be allowed to escape.
-Okay?
-Okay.
Whoa!
Good afternoon ladies and
gentlemen and welcome to flight 815,
Excuse me, ma'am?
-With service to New York La Guardia.
-No thanks.
We would like to
remind you that smoking is
Ah. Actually -strictly prohibited
on board the aircraft at all times.
Oh. Thank you.
-And thanks again for the upgrade.
-For a complete list of safety features,
please check the brochure in your seat
pocket.
We felt bad that you
couldn't have your dog.
Should have locked him up with the dog.
-Sorry, what was that?
-Nothing, just --
I might be blind, but I can hear.
A bit stressed to fly?
You know flying is
actually the safest way to tra--
Ever since I adopted Diva,
we've never been apart.
Never.
Pretty creepy.
No it's not creepy! Diva
needs a lot of attention.
That's all.
Can I offer you some champagne?
Not bad, business class
Here you go.
Ah but, you must be
used to this treatment.
No, first time.
It was a gift, if you must know.
Oh, I see. Well, I understand.
I imagine
you've got a special someone?
We're getting ready, sir.
Uh, no.
It was Petstar that paid for us.
Pet the stars?
-Petstar!
-Ah!
The biggest agency for
animal influencers in the world!
-Animal influencers? Right, well
-Yeah.
Diva's signing with them exclusively.
We're off to the Statue of Liberty.
For a photo op!
How is she signing? With her paw?
Ma'am?
-Ma'am
-Yes.
You can stop worrying, I've
already told you. Hm? Your cat is fine.
I can't!
Oh no
Oh goodness! I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
Let me out! I simply can't breathe!
Oh, no, no, no! I can't be on
my ninth life, I'm too young!
Your ninth life!
Yes!
Cats have nine lives and
I'm on my eighth already!
Hey!
Whoo!
How d'you like that!
Now they'll see this is
why I need a private jet!
I'm worried we might
not be flying at all now
Come on!
They're coming to get us.
Do you not know who I am?
And who I was?
So, back in my first life I was
Queen Cleopatra, it was wild.
Third life was Marie-Antoinette
fourth life. Mm! Hold on tight
Marilyn Monroe!
Fifth life, George Michael.
Sixth life
Whoo!
-Ah, ma'am, excuse me, excuse me?
-Please fasten your seatbelt
firmly around your midsection.
-We wish you a safe and pleasant flight.
-Madam!
I am saying this for
the last time. Your cat
is completely
Let me off this plane!
-Right now!
-What's going on?
My cat and your dog went flying!
-Went flying? What do you mean?
-Ma'am please calm down!
-They could be hurt or even worse!
-Excuse me, ma'am?
-Ma'am, please!
-I can't --
-If you could--
-Out of my way!
-Oh!
-Oh!
-Ma'am you must return to your seat!
-No, no. You can't make me sit
down. Who do you think you are?
Security!
-Ah!
-Ah!
You all right, sir?
What's going on?
Oh, wow. Bravo!
You just tasered a blind man!
-I
-And they can prove it! -This
-could make your airline go viral.
-I
I want my dog, that's it.
Come on!
How's he supposed to see
without his glasses now, huh?
Everyone stand back! Do not touch me!
I'm going to get my
cat!
-Jack, you follow me! Come on!
-Ma'am, no!
Ah!
Ah!
Ow! Ah! Aie!
Ooh!
Mama's coming, Diva!
Oh!
You can't just leave my cat out there!
It's minus 30 outside!
You're all criminals!
My Diva has a million followers.
They'll help us.
Hey Divaboys, hey Divagirls, it's Monica.
I need your help.
Diva and I got separated
at the Montreal airport.
She's with a puppy, a
brown labrador in diapers
-Can someone go and get her?
-Well? I've had three cats,
-She's freezing out there
-but they're all dead.
They didn't like playing
in the washing machine much.
I'm just so worried
about her. Both of them!
Shh!
They're both locked in their
cages and they can't get out!
I'm so cold.
It's positively freezing
-I need to get outta here!
-Wait!
-Ah!
-Ah!
Aw.
-Whoa, are you too big for those bars?
-Am I what?
-Are you too
-Just gimme a second.
Big--
There.
-Too big
-What?
I am not "too big".
I am "pear-shaped" with curves.
It's called being a boss babe, okay?
It's called being perfect, thank you.
No no no. I'm telling
you. A pear is pear-shaped.
You're just big.
No! The airplane took off! Oh! Oh.
Mama!
Mama!
What? Shouldn't we get to know each other?
Farewell, New York.
Farewell, my dreams!
-So tragic!
-What?
Wait a second, that's New York?
I've been there before!
They've got lots of garbage!
Wait a minute.
The guy in a diaper
-has been to NYC?
-NYC? Yeah no.
-But New York, yeah.
-And you could get back?
-Well sure, but why would I?
-Because that's where our
humans have gone you dingbat!
Ah!
-Hey! Where are you going now?
-New York!
C'mon!
Oh boy!
Bald eagle at six o'clock!
A what?
Come on, hurry up! Or
else you'll be lunch!
Oh!
-Eagles like to eat cats!
-Well, anything pear-shaped, yeah!
We can't waste anymore time,
we've got to get a move on.
I know that you're blind or
whatever, but we're surrounded by bars!
We're in what we call a prison!
It's impossible!
My father was a locksmith,
I might know a few tricks
You wouldn't happen to have on you a
a piece of metal?
No.
Like a Like a rod.
Something in in metal.
With a small curve. -Like, y- you know,
something round, something in metal. Maybe
on you somewhere, maybe -I got it. Ah!
How about the underwire of my bra. Ha!
That'll be perfect. Use that.
Shouldn't we go intervene?
She's doing nothing wrong.
Oh I know but
it's part of our job You know?
Our job is to check the cameras.
-Heh.
-Right.
Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Where are you going?
Ah!
Almost there? Got it. Let's go.
There's that bastard.
What?
-Hey! What's going on?
-Wait for us!
Hey!
They are not escaping again!
They kinda just did though.
-But, uh
-Mm! -But we'll find em!
Mh!
Oh c'mon!
Now we're completely
lost. That's just great!
Hello!
-Shh!
-It wouldn't be that complicated to
-put a map down here, would it? Hello!
-Easy does it, Monica.
Not so loud.
Ah!
Are you okay?
Oh my nose! My nose!
I think I broke my nose.
Go on without me.
Monica, I'll just slow you down.
-Go on!
-Are you sure?
-Yes. Go.
-Let's see your nose.
-Ah!
-I learned that from my mom.
She was a nurse.
Oh, she must be the one
who did your lobotomy
Okay.
She got out of her cage!
Ugh, the signal on this
tracker really stinks!
Oh boy.
-Your cat has a tracker?
-Uh yeah.
I mean, uh no.
Maybe we should split up? Don't take this
the wrong way but you're slowing me down.
Is someone there?
I'll never get out without you.
Hurry!
-Watch out!
-Ah!
Ah!
This way!
No.
-Follow me!
-Ah!
With pleasure!
I can't run anymore.
-C'mon!
-I can't do it.
This way!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Stop following me!
There's got to be someone more
qualified to help you than I am.
And I've lost her signal.
If I were to give you
Diva's blanket to smell,
you think maybe you could
track my cat?
I'm sorry?
Please!
I've heard that you people, you um
the visually impaired.
You have a very good sense of smell.
No, I can't it's impossible from
here. I'll have to come with you.
Wait, just
Oh poor Buddy!
He's more than a guide-dog, my Buddy,
he's He's like a brother to me, he's
my soul-mate, my best friend
He's everything to me. I- I
couldn't live without him.
You understand?
When I say that
everybody just laughs.
Uh! Ah!
Mm!
-Well, I can see exactly how you feel!
-What are you-- Hey. Hey.
Okay, okay, okay Okay!
You can come with me but the
priority is finding my cat. Got it?
Got it.
Do you think you can get us
out of the airport quietly?
Oh yeah, for sure!
I've got the Diva mobile.
Ta-da!
Hurry up!
Whoo!
Pretty cool escape, huh?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Something funny's going on here.
What's up?
You've never complimented my appearance.
Huh?
I mean, for example,
my whiskers,
my tail, my lovely mane, my coat
-That doesn't do it for you?
-Nope.
Are you sure we're going the right way?
Ah.
-Of course I'm sure!
-Ah?
-You're a weird one.
-Whoa
-You never use your ears or your nose
-Ah!
-How do you manage out there?
-Uh!
Hey. Use your claws to
slow down, all right?
Use your claws to brake!
Woah!
Whoohoo!
Whoa!
-Ah!
-It's okay! I got you.
-It would be better if you let go.
-Ah!
-Ah!
-Ah!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoohoo-hoo!
Whoa! Whoohoo!
Ah!
-Whoa!
-Ah!
Whoa!
-Ow!
-Oh.
-Ah!
-Woo!
Ah!
-Ah!
-Okay! Finally we'll
get to know each other!
Whoa!
You okay there?
Watch out for the--
-Ah!
-Pipe.
Ah!
-There's a big flying mouse!
-What? Come on, that's
just a bat! Don't be scared.
You know, I don't think you're a real cat.
Because you barely use your ears, you
don't use your nose, and you're scared of
mice! Heh!
Most cats eat mice, you know?
Eating mice, okay!
-But not these mice with wings!
-Whoa!
Real cats eat all kinds of mice!
Whoa-ho-ho!
-Ah!
-Ah!
You okay?
My fur!
And now, our top story. A
stunning and dramatic heist last night
at the precious gems exhibit in Montreal.
The Candy Apple Ruby, a gem said
to come from Cleopatra's crown,
estimated to be worth more than 30
million dollars, has been stolen
-Ah, seriously! Let's go!
-a man who, in a daring plan, disguised
himself as the Director of the Museum.
The disguise allowed him to enter
the Museum after hours and carry
I'm sure it was the Cat.
-The Cat?
-Yeah!
He's known as "The Cat" because he
always leaves a little cat statue at the
-scene of the crime.
-Oh.
-Oh really?
-Yeah.
-Plus he's never been caught before
-Hm! He always lands on his feet.
-Yeah.
-Released surveillance
-videos have confirmed his height.
-I'm a huge fan.
The police are not ruling out that
he was acting with an accomplice.
-Ah no, impossible. The Cat works alone!
-Police are asking the
public to be on the lookout
for anything suspicious.
-Move it!
-They have also set up a
-tip line for any information
-Ooh! I got a ping!
The public may have
in regards to the ruby,
So, your dog doesn't have a tracker?
-No.
-Obviously.
I'm sorry.
It uses a screen.
That must be weird to
imagine, like as a concept.
-Mm.
-Yeah
I'm having a really hard time
in my head that you're blind.
Hey get out of my way!
There's a blind man in this van!
Monica, Monica, we said quietly!
Move it!
Hey!
I've got a blind guy in the van!
Move it!
-Outta my way! I need to get through!
-There they are.
Aw geez. Check her out!
Priority call to all un--
He's very dangerous.
He's holding her hostage.
We have to be smart.
Well she doesn't look like a hostage
She's the driver, right?
Well I mean, that doesn't matter really.
-Plenty of hostages can drive.
-Out of the way!
Handicapped vehicle coming through!
Keep your men back.
I'll handle this myself.
And keep me posted if
there's news about the dog.
Ah!
You've got to get rid of that diaper!
It's killing your swag.
Killing it! What are you kidding me?
My human gave it to me. That
means I'm keeping it forever!
Allow me to explain. The
whole point of a diaper
is that you don't keep
it forever. You can't!
What do you mean?
-Why can't I? Yes I can.
-Well no, you can't.
Yes I can.
Okay, okay, okay, okay
You can.
-You can.
-But you but-
You You told me that I
that I couldn't, that it was impossible!
Well, yes. I mean, of
course you can. I was confused,
Look, I- I mixed it
up with something else,
-I promise you can.
-That's what I thought.
You know what your problem
is? You're just jealous.
Of course, that's it, I'm jealous.
No. Pff.
Whoa!
What, we should get to know
each other better, right?
Okay, fine.
Some introductions. My name is Diva.
-And what's yours?
-My name?
Yes, your name. You must have one.
Well uh, sure I do! Sometimes
when humans see me they say, uh
Uh 'Get lost!"
Not that, what does your human call you?
Oh him? All he ever says to me is
"Go on, poop! Poo!"
Your name is Poopoo?
Oh goodness, that's amazing!
-Ha!
-Poopoo?
Yeah!
That's my name!
It's Poopoo!
Yeah, that's it! Wow!
Got a nice ring to it!
It makes me sound tough, you know?
Poopoo of the street of the North Side.
Woah! Who's a tough Poopoo?
I'm a tough Poopoo and
don't you forget it!
I'm gonna be king of the
streets with a name like this.
-Come on, Diva, we're here!
-But.
Already?
Let's go!
Welcome to New York!
Wow!
Takes your breath away.
Is this a joke?
Give it a chance! At least
smell their garbage first.
-Should be some around here.
-Ah!
Hey
What're you doing?
I can't take you anymore!
-I'm gonna jump in front of a truck!
-Okay.
I get it!
But we have to find our humans first.
Our humans aren't there!
Our humans aren't there. We're
completely lost thanks to you!
How do you know they aren't there? Huh?
We didn't even look!
Okay.
Him?
No,
I don't like the look of that guy.
No way he's my human.
Ah! Him? Maybe.
Hm?
Or not!
I don't like the look of him either!
No way. Definitely not my human.
Little girls!
-Little girls adore me!
-Him?
-Him!
-I just know they'll help.
-Him
-No!
That's not my human. It's not a
human at all, it's just a bird.
-Hey!
-No way!
Where're you going?
As of this moment, we
go our separate ways!
Diva!
But
-Kelly! Over here!
-Uh
Don't go. Don't leave me.
I'm just a
just a puppy.
Stop following me.
I'm not following you.
Good thing I have this tracker.
The search for the suspect
continues. Video footage confirms his
height,
but we still don't have a
clear image of his face.
The police will carry on the search and
are hopeful an arrest is near at hand.
They'll never find him.
Okay, she's heading towards a school.
Hold on, my darling, mama's coming.
This Diva gets the royal
treatment, doesn't she?
She's the most
important person in my life.
-Only, she isn't exactly a person.
-Diva is more than a person, she's a cat.
And she'll never stop loving me.
If loyalty's all you're looking for,
you should have gotten a dog.
-Why a cat?
-Why a cat?
Because they're beautiful,
gentle, uh, intelligent, and gracious.
Solitary, cranky,
arrogant,
sneaky.
That's not true.
I can't talk to you "dog
people." It's impossible.
You're all just so stuck
in your ways and stubborn.
Those awful beasts slobber, they
refuse to talk about their feelings
and just want to get
into everyone's pants
Everyone's!
You sure we're still talking about dogs?
You're not so bad.
With words, Jack.
Mm.
Oh no!
This can't be happening!
I need to tell you something.
They suspended my license.
Four years ago.
Huh?
Uh hi officer.
Uh
I, I, I, I, I.
I can't roll down the window.
Gimme a second.
Just just wait!
Ow.
Hm?
Oh!
Oh! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Where were you?
-I was here.
-Was not.
-Was too.
-Was not!
Monica, come on, you're
sounding a little nuts right now.
Ah!
Brace yourself!
What's going on?
Just a pothole, don't worry.
Ah!
UNLOCK
The Diva.
Who are these weirdos?
Monica and Diva. If
you're a fan, hit "Subscribe."
Excellent. There must be
plenty of my fans here.
Hm.
-My fans, my fans, where are my fans?
-Yeah. Where are your fans?
What are fans?
There! The Diva socks!
Oh, fans are socks
Check me out! -Queen of the
booty shake, that's me, Diva! -Oh!
Ha!
Beyonce follows me on Insta,
and I didn't even follow back.
Do you realize how lucky
you are to be next to me?
Uh no. The kids love me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The kids love me too!
One time, these little boys,
they played a game where they put
me in a bag and hit me with a stick.
We just laughed and laughed.
It was so funny
Hm.
So.
Monica will have told
everyone that I'm missing.
And since that girl's a fan,
I'm sure she already knows.
I'll talk to her, and she'll go find
a way to let Monica know. But you
-should probably stay out here
-Uh-huh. because a dog, loose in a
school? It would be complete pandemonium.
You got it?
Yeah! Yeah, no.
Poopoo!
You have to learn to think!
Look, it's easy.
You pay attention, you observe, and then,
you add that to what you already know.
And all this will lead to
-to
-To
to finding a solution!
A cat!
There! I can observe a cat.
A big cat.
Okay, why don't we drop it.
Sit down, don't move.
-Pretend you're a statue.
-I can do that.
Operation Super Star. Wind. Go!
-Hello, my little fans.
-A cat?
-Oh!
-Ah!
-It's Diva!
-Ooh, show us your booty shake!
Hey! Diva, my cat
loves your special treats!
You're so pretty, can I pet you?
Nobody touch her!
Diva!
I'm your biggest fan in
the whole, wide world.
She's coming home with me!
Got that? She's mine.
I'm calling you
Smokey, the Fourth.
Smokey the Fourth?
What about the others?
What happened to them?
Diva! Hey.
It's time to shave your whiskers!
Because whiskers,
they're not for cute girls.
-Diva, get back here!
-Hey, where's she going? Diva!
-She's getting away! Lizzie!
-I said, get back here!
-Diva!
-Diva!
Poopoo!
-Hey!
-Huh?
Poopoo!
Help me!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Ha!
I'm a good statue. I'm staying put.
-Poopoo, help!
-She's testing me, of course.
She'll see how good I've been.
I haven't moved a single muscle.
Who's a good statue?
-Poopoo's a good statue!
-Poopoo help!
Well, maybe I'm one of
those moving statues!
Oh, here!
Oh! Oh!
Let me in!
Hello?
I'm Diva's mama!
Hey!
It's not working. Give me that.
And. there!
Hey!
Oh, it doesn't work!
Here! Bend down for a sec.
Good.
You okay? Go!
Up!
Gimme a boost. And there!
Move over.
Ah!
Ah!
Monica!
I'm here!
Where are you?
Monica?
Over here!
What on earth is this circus?
You have no business
being on school property!
Men are strictly forbidden
from setting foot in this place!
We don't see a lot of men.
I am so sorry, madam. I
mean, no, uh, Mother?
Uh, no!
Uh Sister! Yeah, uh.
I seem to have lost my cat.
-And I was hoping--
-Go call the police!
No!
I implore you, no police, Sisters.
You see all this is my fault.
My wife left me in charge of the cat and
it ran away.
My beautiful wife is an
angel for looking after me.
She's selfless and strong.
She could walk away and live her own
life, but she insisted on staying.
Such a person is rare!
It is said in John:
"For judgment I am come into this world,
that those people who see not might see
and that they who see might be made
-blind."
-See and who see might be made blind.
"And on that day
And on that day
shall the deaf hear the words of the book.
-And out of their gloom and darkness,
-Yes.
The eyes of the blind shall see."
Oh, I'm sorry sisters,
we shouldn't have come.
-We'll take our leave.
-No we are not
-leaving, excuse me but I'm--
-Before we go
would I be able to ask
for a blessing, like Christ would've done.
Oh but
I'm unprepared to make such a blessing, I
Oh yes.
Oh!
I feel the Lord Jesus.
He is in my heart.
The light!
I can see!
The light!
I can see you, I --
This is incredible, I see all the --
Gosh, my lovely wife.
I can see your beauty!
Your perfect skin!
Your long, dark hair.
I can see!
I'm not blind!
-This is It's a miracle!
-A miracle!
Hallelujah!
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
My sight is troubled.
-Are you okay?
-The colors are disappearing, I
What's happening?
I am once again blind.
I
I need a glass of water.
Oh my poor son, come!
-Come inside, my child.
-Oh please! Come!
Oh
The Lord will provide what you need!
What about my cat!
Come on, jump!
No way!
Don't you know real cats
always land on their feet?
Hey, listen.
My job is modelling, not jumping!
Diva
-Hey?
-Is that him?
-It's the blind guy!
-It's a mi--
It's a miracle! A real miracle! He
regained his sight for a whole minute!
Yes!
-And I helped!
-All right girls, back to class!
Diva,
I've got your treats!
She should be here, where is she?
So when you dream,
do you see in full pictures?
And when you drive, how do you
know when the light is green?
Come on, really?
The ones that can't
see color are dalmatians.
Ah
-Mm.
-So when you go to the bathroom,
how can you tell when you're
finished wiping down there?
-Mm
-Do you smell the paper?
Come on, jump!
You'll be okay! Your butt
will cushion your fall!
Diva!
You're coming home with me
and then, we're gonna find
out how to take off your nails!
What are you doing?
Uh Ah!
Oh, nice kitty-cat
Stop squirming!
Nope,
not a real cat.
Diva, get back here!
Okay then, fine! I'll come get you.
Follow me!
Oh!
She's on the move!
Come on!
Diva!
Diva!
-It's mummy, where are you?
-Lord Jesus, blessed be
-the fruit of thy womb.
-Diva?
-Virgin Mary,
-Diva? -Mother of God,
Ah!
-She's over there.
-We pray.
Yes that's good Monica, I
can smell your pussy cat!
Ah!
She's got the tracker.
Where's Diva?
Do you know where she is?
And is she with a dog?
Totally.
-I know where she is.
-Okay?
Ah!
And yes,
she was with a dog.
Ah!
But I want your ring.
Hurry up!
But it's all I have left of my mother, no
I don't care.
Come on, I don't have all day.
Hurry!
Sweet.
They got into a garbage truck.
-Okay, which way did the garbage truck go?
-I could tell you.
I might.
But first
I want your underpants.
Mm?
I said,
your underpants.
Monica, take it easy.
We have to find this garbage truck!
Where's the nearest dump?
Ah!
Ah!
-Ah!
-Diva's going to end up in
an incinerator somewhere!
Oh sweet Lord, baby Jesus, save me! Ah!
Help!
Jesus, help!
Oh God, forgive me for I have
sinned. My Lord, I swear to you
I will do anything you
ask of me, Lord. Anything!
You can't hear
somebody yelling right now?
-Oh God!
-Yelling?
Help me, Jesus! Anyone!
-No, I don't hear it.
-Lord above, save me!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph,
get me out of here! Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
We crashed the car?!
No.
Just a
just a pothole.
Hello? Anyone?
Ah!
Poor pretty Diva,
dirty little cat.
I'm gonna make you super clean, Diva.
I promise,
-the washing machine will be fun!
-No.
Poopoo, help me!
Diva, don't be scared!
Help!
Someone help me!
No, please--
Ah!
-Ah!
-Diva!
Ah!
-Diva!
-Poopoo, help me please!
-Chucky's got me in her bag now!
-Hurry up, girls!
-Quickly now!
-Out of my way, losers!
One at a time girls, single file!
Huh?
Oh no, somewhere out there my
little baby's in a garbage truck!
-At least there'll be some fish.
-Excuse me?
That was a pretty good
trick you pulled off.
Oh yeah.
I knew Sunday School
would come in handy one day.
So how'd you know?
What?
My uh my hair color, my "perfect skin."
I never said.
Um
Your voice, your character,
your aura, the atmosphere
around you, your energy.
What's my energy like?
Like a tornado.
Hmpf.
Repeat: we have reports of a
speeding sky-blue van with cat ears.
The van was reported
passing kilometer 128.
Kilometer 128.
This time I've got you!
Drop the ruby!
The ruby!
Diva! Over here!
Diva, say a big hi to your followers.
-Ah!
-Let me take a picture.
Woah!
It's Diva!
And this is live!
-But she's not in a garbage truck at all!
-No thank you! I've had enough!
And that girl's wearing your underwear!
That brat kept the tracker so
I know exactly where they are.
They're not too much further now.
Shush!
And now we're back
with our beauty tutorial,
styling whiskers for kitties!
Ah!
Ah!
What's happening? The bus stopped. Look!
-Ah ha. There you are.
-Where is she?
Diva!
-No, just a little delay. Don't worry.
-Diva!
-You've gotta get out of there!
-Ah!
-Got you!
-Diva!
-She's trying to escape!
-Let her go Lizzie!
Yeah let her go!
Grab her tail!
Ah!
How's it going?
-Ah! So good!
-Ah!
Ugh!
You look terrible.
No, no. There's no problem.
I'm looking at the ruby right now.
I'll meet you in two hours.
In New York,
like we planned.
This guy's bad news. We've gotta go.
C'mon! Follow me!
Ah!
Hurry! Quick!
Oh,I forgot about you.
Thief! Thief!
Since you did all the work, it's
only fair we split this 50-50.
But as you know,
the Cat always works alone.
You're still wearing your mask. Mm?
Bastard.
Police! Hands in the air!
Hold it
I want your boots, your
clothes and your car.
And put this on, Ed Sheeran.
Huh?
I can't understand what you're saying.
This isn't my fault, you know.
You know what your makeup reminds me of?
No, what?
I snuck into a circus one time and
there were these weirdos called clowns.
Oh really?
Yeah, your face is like a clown face!
Quick!
Huh?
Later, Gator!
Mmmh
How could they let her get away?
Monica, would you mind slowing down a bit?
Investigators confirmed that the thief
who stole the Candy Apple ruby escaped
disguised as a policeman and
kidnapped another officer.
-What did I say?
-The guy disguised himself.
I told you it was the Cat.
Why are you obsessed with this Cat?
I like his name, what can I say?
Plus
we've been hearing about
the Cat burglar for years.
This geezer's been around for ages!
Uh
To be fair, this "geezer" did
manage to steal a priceless ruby--
It's just a little rock. It's no big deal.
Yes it's a big deal.
That kind of jewel heist takes skill.
Pull over!
-Pull over!
-What is with everybody today?
Oh no!
Oh no!
The screen is just black!
It's just black!
My phone is totally broken!
Monica, it'll be okay.
How can you say that it'll be okay?
Now there's no way to find our pets!
This stupid thing is busted!
-Monica, just calm down and stop howling,
-Oh, you don't speak to
-me like I'm your dog!
-You're making--
Do that again and you can walk.
Calm down Monique.
Monique?
Yeah, Monique. Monica's -Of course
-for social media.
So Monique
Just take a breath.
We'll find a solution, okay?
Why don't I give you the big picture?
Look around you, nada, okay?
Apart from some roads to crash on,
and forests where we'd get lost,
or eventually get eaten by wolves.
And each second that passes,
one fewer chance we find our pets.
Especially without a phone.
Okay!
So, then, we'll repair your phone but
we'll do it quickly before that cop
catches up.
Alright?
Okay.
Look at the birds!
I saw a documentary about migrators.
Those are birds that go south for the
winter.
So?
So we're not gonna be able to catch them?
So, they're heading to New York!
-We'll follow them.
-Ah, okay!
Hurry up!
Ah! Found the hair dryer.
It's nice here!
I miss it.
What do you miss?
Oh, nothing, it's just
Living with Diva, we had to
move into an apartment recently
A bit smaller than I was used to and then
Now we just have a shower.
No bathtub, can you imagine?
Diva!
I can't do it, I'm scared
Diva, wait!
Please don't leave me!
I'm just a puppy.
Diva!
Ah!
Come on!
You
You saved my life.
Poopoo!
Poopoo I'm sorry!
I shouldn't have left you like that.
I'll do anything you
want, just please forgive me.
You'll do anything?
Yes!
Okay.
I wanna sniff your butt!
I don't think I'll ever understand dogs.
And that's why we'll never be friends.
Wait, why?
Because we're too different.
-It's not fair, but that's the way it is.
-No, I don't buy it.
I figure when you spend
time with someone different,
there's a good chance that
you'll learn something new.
And then you'll be better for it!
That's what I think.
Huh?
Huh?
Whoa!.
Wait a sec! Did I say
that? Look how smart I am now!
Mmh. Diva
Listen.
I'm starting to think
we're being followed. Look
Oh!
You think I can't see you? Heh!
Hey, get back here! Hey!
Stop it! I'm gonna get you!
I've almost got you now!
Diva!
Diva
Okay, I got my phone working!
You okay?
Yeah, it's well
you?You just smell different.
You smell lovely.
Police!
Follow me, we're going out the window!
Police! Open the door!
-No!
-Ugh!
Ooh!
Police!
Open the door! Now!
Go ahead.
Hey, this way!
Open the door!
-Open up!
-Oh it's cold!
Come on, hurry!
They're back here!
Living with Diva, we had to move into an
apartment recently a bit smaller than I
was used to and then
Now we just have a shower.
No bathtub, can you imagine?
Here put these on!
The Diva Paws are
amazing, they make sounds!
Ugh.
Alright
We have to hurry!
Oh, hey, you're awake!
Mm.
Mm.
I think we're safe.
We lost him.
We'll be fine.
-C'mon.
-Mm.
-Let me see your paw.
-Mm.
I'm gonna see if I can
find us something to eat, ok?
Don't move.
Hello
You lost, puppy?
Come here boy.
We're going to find your owner together.
Okay?
Diva!
Now, come.
Come on!
I'll get you something to eat.
Okay.
We lost him.
You are full of surprises.
I forgot, I've got something for you.
I don't believe it!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you. This ring means so much to me.
Thank you.
How did you get it back?
A magician never reveals his secrets.
So you're a magician?
You could've been a thief.
That's not a career.
And you think Instagram is a career?
But what they have in common is the
need to pretend you're someone you're not.
Hide the real you.
Nobody can ever see your true face.
And when the mask falls away
you're done.
So then you do know what Instagram is.
-Mm
-Do you have Instagram in Braille?
No, but I just keep up with the world
I have radio.
But I will admit I'm not sure
how a cat can become a star
I mean lots of cats go viral online.
Diva,
she broke in with her booty shake."
-Her what?
-Her "booty shake." It's a dance.
She moves her butt just like Beyonc.
Well you're too old for the reference.
But.
She got millions of views.
And I got a little over-excited and spent
all my money on making Diva-branded stuff.
I put everything I had
into it, can you imagine?
And it didn't work!
Right.
Can't imagine why.
Monica.
I didn't find your cat, but I think
I found your dog!
He's wearing a diaper.
That's him!
I'm sure of it.
Yep.
That's him and no Diva.
Something awful must have happened to her.
If my dog is there then she can't be far!
He might be able to take us to her
Where do these people live anyway?
In Kingston. About 40 kilometers.
Let's go.
I'll never find Diva.
Diva boys and Diva girls, it's Monica!
We found the dog that
was traveling with Diva,
near Kingston, in New York state.
He's safe
but we still haven't found Diva.
She has to be somewhere
nearby, at least I hope so.
So if anyone sees her,
please
-get in touch.
-Poopoo!
Where are you? Come back!
I really don't like being alone.
Poopoo!
Where are you, Poopoo?
If this is a joke, it's not funny!
Hang on.
I can smell something!
All right. Who do you work for?
Somebody found her!
Wait, what's this?
I have your cat. If you wanna see her
again, then bring us the Candy Apple.
5 o'clock, Jane's Carousel, Brooklyn.
-We're going to get your dog back later.
-What?
But we're so close!
No, no, no, your dog is safe and
sound with a loving, caring family
while Diva's with some mad criminal!
Who wants some sort of apple!
Look Monica there's
something I have to tell you--
I'm not giving up on her. She's
the person who I care most about.
-If you really want your cat back--
-No!
I said no!
Okay?
I have been plenty kind with you
already, having to put up with you.
So if you're not happy just grab
your stuff and get outta my car.
I'm sure someone will pick you up.
Okay, drop me off.
I'm so sorry.
Just give me a hand and help me
over to the side of the road.
Of course.
No!
No!
Jack, no!
No
No!
Jack!
Stop!
Wait!
No, Jack!
Thank you, ma'am.
Hello?
The ruby
I have it, but you leave that cat alone.
You hear me?
Bring the ruby to New York.
At the Brooklyn Bridge Hotel, room 9-0-6.
And we'll see.
Hello?
Monica don't move, I'll be there soon.
-I had no choice, but I can explain.
-Explain what?
How awful you've been to
me? How much I did for you?
You know, I just need to
say: If I ever see you,
I will tear your eyes out for real.
Whoa!
Is that NYC?
Oh boy. Oh something's happening!
Oh boy!
Yup! Gonna fart.
Here it comes!
I knew I'd make you proud, Dad!
Mama!
Back up!
I need reinforcements right away.
This is 18-2, requesting back
up. Repeat, 18-2 requesting backup.
Mother!
Mama!
Stay right here.
I'll be back.
Diva?
Diva!
Diva!
Hello sir, have you seen Diva?
She's a cat and she's big and fluffy.
At first she comes off as
kind of mean, but she's cool.
Diva!
My little kitten
Nice slippers.
Nice haircut.
Where's the ruby?
Where's the cat?
She's downstairs in my car.
Give me the ruby and
I'll give you the key.
Diva!
Ah!
He can't have gotten far.
-Reception desk.
-I need someone to come to
my room and collect my bags.
Send me the valet.
Diva!
Diva!
Dressed like a what?
As a police officer.
He was dressed like a police officer.
We've got eyes on the
street nearby, we can't see him.
He parked my car near here.
-He must be somewhere close by.
-I'm on it. Attention, all
-units! Target probably on foot.
-Surround the search area.
Diva!
Mama?
Mother?
Ah. I can't see anything.
Oh, that's perfect.
Okay,.
Use your nose, like he said.
Now use your ears.
Hey Dave! We're over here.
Mama!
Mama!
Ah!
Mama, I'm over here!
Monica!
Thank you.
-Gimme the Apple, it's mine!
-Huh?
-Jack!
-Oh!
-Ah!
-Ah!
Jack!
Cut it out!
Now just hold on, Carrie!
Can I borrow this, thank you! Grab on!
Hey, catch!
Huh?
Diva!
Wait, where are you going?
Give!
Me!
The!
Ruby!
Come on!
How do we stop this thing?
Wait, there's Poopoo!
Poopoo, what are you doing?
I'm I'm too light, Diva!
I can't.
You have to cut the power!
The what?
Jack!
Ah! Oh!
Ah!
-I can't understand! Speak up, please!
-Ah!
-Ah!
-Ah!
Ah!
-Ah!
-Ah!
Move! I can't see anything!
Cut the power! Pull the switch!
What? Okay, I think I got it.
Diva!
Ah! Woo!
Yes!
Ah! Oh!
-Oh!
-Ah!
-[GRUNTS
-Ah!
Ah, there he is!
-Hold it right there.
-It's not me, it's him!
-Well, well, well, we meet again.
-Listen, Ed Sheeran.
He's the one who stole the ruby!
-Jack, are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
Have you seen my dog?
Poopoo?
Hey!
Poopoo!
No-oh!
Poopoo!
Poopoo, you okay?
Come on, darling.
Oh.
Open your eyes.
No. No, please.
Please don't go.
Thanks to you I
learned how to use my ears,
and my nose.
Come on.
Come on.
I even landed on my feet!
You made me a real cat.
I
I'm giving you my last life.
Mm.
It worked!
Oh boy. Hello sir, what
have you done with Diva?
Take it easy.
Stop it. Hey, hey, hey!
It still hurts, you know. Hey!
It wasn't me!
You've got the wrong
guy! He's over there!
-Oh yeah, sure we've got the wrong guy.
-Ah! Let go of me!
-Easy does it.
-Hey Cat!
-Nothing to see here, folks.
-You're gonna pay!
Oh!
Ah!
-Whoa!
-Whoo!
Go on Poopoo.
Show me how gallant you are.
Sure.
And bow.
-Okay.
-Oh, wow!
-Good, right?
-Yeah. Great. Kiss my paw?
Uh, okay.
Ew! Gross, Poopoo!
What? You should be
thanking me, your paw was gross!
I think it's gonna be
tough to keep these two apart
Ah! Ah!
Whoa!
Yeah.
It won't be easy.
Monique
I wanna show you something.
The Candy Apple Ruby?
So you're the Cat?
Yup. Hmpf.
It's you?
So you're the Cat?
Yeah.
Aren't you a dog person, though?
Well, he is my dog.
It's a little embarrassing
he's a better tracker than me.
-Without him I never would've met you.
-Whoa!
Ah!
Ah!
-Wait
-No.
I've got the jewel now,
I've got the jewel now
Diva,
Diva give it back
No, no, no
Uh oh! Guess who's
gotta wear a diaper now!
Diva come here.
-Wait wait!
-Ah!
Don't run away Diva, it's okay!
-No!
-Come on!
-Ah!
-Ah!
-Ah!
-Ah!
on!
Attention all units. We have the museum
locked down. -Repeat. The museum is locked
down. All exits covered. Multiple
security officers tied up inside. -All
right. Yeah. Understood.
-Proceed with caution.
-All units, move in and secure the
suspect, initiate a sweep as soon as
possible.
Attention all units. The ruby
thief has escaped over the rooftops.
We need to clear this place out.
The ruby thief has escaped over the
rooftops. I repeat, the ruby thief has
escaped over the rooftops.
Hey, stop that! Shoo!
Go on, get outta here.
Shh!
Quiet!
Quiet, doggy!
Shh!
Hey! Go! Get lost!
Shuddup!
Shoo!
Go!
Oh!
Shh!
Keep it down!
Get lost, dirty dog.
Where is he?
Oh!
Ah.
Huh?
-Don't worry ma'am, it's under control.
-Ah! Where's the ruby?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
-Uh!
-Ah!
Ah!
Huh.
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Hey
Give me the ball
Loser!
So
who's laughing now?
Oh no! No!
Drop the ruby!
Okay, come with me.
Taxi!
Lieutenant Brandt with Montreal police.
I require the location of--
Eat dirt, you jerk!
The taxi with the license plate VK345HT.
Hello!
Hi!
I love you!
That's so sweet.
I'm a huge fan.
Can I take a selfie?
Yes, of course.
She's gorgeous.
Even when you sleep, you're so beautiful.
Uh No.
Just with Diva.
Of course!
New York
All right!
Poop! Poop! Poop it out!
Do it!
Just poop! Poop!
Come on doggy! Just do it!
Hey!
I'm so sorry, madam. I do
apologize. Let's go buddy.
Let's go!
There's no way I can
get an earlier flight?
Have a nice flight.
Next in line.
Priority check-in. -Move aside for the
passenger in the wheelchair. -Thank you.
Next in line.
-Next in line.
-Please place your
suitcase on the conveyor belt.
Here are your boarding passes
and passports. Have a nice flight.
-Next in line.
-I'd like priority check-in,please.
Can someone help me find priority check--
Stop!
Please! We're undercover, doggy.
Hey!
Excuse me, but do you mind?
Is this how you treat a star?
Now get away from my behind!
-Oh no! What's going on?
-Step back!
-You have to do something about your dog!
-I just wanted to sniff your butt.
Okay. See,
this is how you really
get to know someone. And--
Oh! Watch it, watch it!
Oh! Okay. I'm smelling a temper.
-With a little note of what is that?
-Appalling.
Is this how you approach a lady?
How dare you! Where's the gallantry?
Huh? Where? You should've kissed my paw!
Ow!
I'll give you something
to sniff, you mongrel!
-Yah!
-Diva, stop that!
-Couldn't you see what your dog was doing?
-Oh.
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were, uh
Handsome?
Madam you're holding up the line?
Yes.
Be brave, my dear.
It'll just be for one hour.
She's not feeling well.
Poor thing was attacked by
that disgusting dog over there.
Could we maybe travel together?
In the hold?
Oh sure, in the hold would be great!
You need help, madam.
I suggest counseling.
Oh boy.
Huh.
Hey look who it is, man!
It's Monica.
I follow her
trainwreck of a life on Insta.
Listen, I've got to locate a suspect:
White man, neat beard, about 50 years old.
Is he here?
I'm not much of an artist
but he looks a bit like this.
Hey!
Got a problem?
No. It's all good.
Make sure this gets circulated.
He can't be allowed to escape.
-Okay?
-Okay.
Whoa!
Good afternoon ladies and
gentlemen and welcome to flight 815,
Excuse me, ma'am?
-With service to New York La Guardia.
-No thanks.
We would like to
remind you that smoking is
Ah. Actually -strictly prohibited
on board the aircraft at all times.
Oh. Thank you.
-And thanks again for the upgrade.
-For a complete list of safety features,
please check the brochure in your seat
pocket.
We felt bad that you
couldn't have your dog.
Should have locked him up with the dog.
-Sorry, what was that?
-Nothing, just --
I might be blind, but I can hear.
A bit stressed to fly?
You know flying is
actually the safest way to tra--
Ever since I adopted Diva,
we've never been apart.
Never.
Pretty creepy.
No it's not creepy! Diva
needs a lot of attention.
That's all.
Can I offer you some champagne?
Not bad, business class
Here you go.
Ah but, you must be
used to this treatment.
No, first time.
It was a gift, if you must know.
Oh, I see. Well, I understand.
I imagine
you've got a special someone?
We're getting ready, sir.
Uh, no.
It was Petstar that paid for us.
Pet the stars?
-Petstar!
-Ah!
The biggest agency for
animal influencers in the world!
-Animal influencers? Right, well
-Yeah.
Diva's signing with them exclusively.
We're off to the Statue of Liberty.
For a photo op!
How is she signing? With her paw?
Ma'am?
-Ma'am
-Yes.
You can stop worrying, I've
already told you. Hm? Your cat is fine.
I can't!
Oh no
Oh goodness! I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
Let me out! I simply can't breathe!
Oh, no, no, no! I can't be on
my ninth life, I'm too young!
Your ninth life!
Yes!
Cats have nine lives and
I'm on my eighth already!
Hey!
Whoo!
How d'you like that!
Now they'll see this is
why I need a private jet!
I'm worried we might
not be flying at all now
Come on!
They're coming to get us.
Do you not know who I am?
And who I was?
So, back in my first life I was
Queen Cleopatra, it was wild.
Third life was Marie-Antoinette
fourth life. Mm! Hold on tight
Marilyn Monroe!
Fifth life, George Michael.
Sixth life
Whoo!
-Ah, ma'am, excuse me, excuse me?
-Please fasten your seatbelt
firmly around your midsection.
-We wish you a safe and pleasant flight.
-Madam!
I am saying this for
the last time. Your cat
is completely
Let me off this plane!
-Right now!
-What's going on?
My cat and your dog went flying!
-Went flying? What do you mean?
-Ma'am please calm down!
-They could be hurt or even worse!
-Excuse me, ma'am?
-Ma'am, please!
-I can't --
-If you could--
-Out of my way!
-Oh!
-Oh!
-Ma'am you must return to your seat!
-No, no. You can't make me sit
down. Who do you think you are?
Security!
-Ah!
-Ah!
You all right, sir?
What's going on?
Oh, wow. Bravo!
You just tasered a blind man!
-I
-And they can prove it! -This
-could make your airline go viral.
-I
I want my dog, that's it.
Come on!
How's he supposed to see
without his glasses now, huh?
Everyone stand back! Do not touch me!
I'm going to get my
cat!
-Jack, you follow me! Come on!
-Ma'am, no!
Ah!
Ah!
Ow! Ah! Aie!
Ooh!
Mama's coming, Diva!
Oh!
You can't just leave my cat out there!
It's minus 30 outside!
You're all criminals!
My Diva has a million followers.
They'll help us.
Hey Divaboys, hey Divagirls, it's Monica.
I need your help.
Diva and I got separated
at the Montreal airport.
She's with a puppy, a
brown labrador in diapers
-Can someone go and get her?
-Well? I've had three cats,
-She's freezing out there
-but they're all dead.
They didn't like playing
in the washing machine much.
I'm just so worried
about her. Both of them!
Shh!
They're both locked in their
cages and they can't get out!
I'm so cold.
It's positively freezing
-I need to get outta here!
-Wait!
-Ah!
-Ah!
Aw.
-Whoa, are you too big for those bars?
-Am I what?
-Are you too
-Just gimme a second.
Big--
There.
-Too big
-What?
I am not "too big".
I am "pear-shaped" with curves.
It's called being a boss babe, okay?
It's called being perfect, thank you.
No no no. I'm telling
you. A pear is pear-shaped.
You're just big.
No! The airplane took off! Oh! Oh.
Mama!
Mama!
What? Shouldn't we get to know each other?
Farewell, New York.
Farewell, my dreams!
-So tragic!
-What?
Wait a second, that's New York?
I've been there before!
They've got lots of garbage!
Wait a minute.
The guy in a diaper
-has been to NYC?
-NYC? Yeah no.
-But New York, yeah.
-And you could get back?
-Well sure, but why would I?
-Because that's where our
humans have gone you dingbat!
Ah!
-Hey! Where are you going now?
-New York!
C'mon!
Oh boy!
Bald eagle at six o'clock!
A what?
Come on, hurry up! Or
else you'll be lunch!
Oh!
-Eagles like to eat cats!
-Well, anything pear-shaped, yeah!
We can't waste anymore time,
we've got to get a move on.
I know that you're blind or
whatever, but we're surrounded by bars!
We're in what we call a prison!
It's impossible!
My father was a locksmith,
I might know a few tricks
You wouldn't happen to have on you a
a piece of metal?
No.
Like a Like a rod.
Something in in metal.
With a small curve. -Like, y- you know,
something round, something in metal. Maybe
on you somewhere, maybe -I got it. Ah!
How about the underwire of my bra. Ha!
That'll be perfect. Use that.
Shouldn't we go intervene?
She's doing nothing wrong.
Oh I know but
it's part of our job You know?
Our job is to check the cameras.
-Heh.
-Right.
Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Where are you going?
Ah!
Almost there? Got it. Let's go.
There's that bastard.
What?
-Hey! What's going on?
-Wait for us!
Hey!
They are not escaping again!
They kinda just did though.
-But, uh
-Mm! -But we'll find em!
Mh!
Oh c'mon!
Now we're completely
lost. That's just great!
Hello!
-Shh!
-It wouldn't be that complicated to
-put a map down here, would it? Hello!
-Easy does it, Monica.
Not so loud.
Ah!
Are you okay?
Oh my nose! My nose!
I think I broke my nose.
Go on without me.
Monica, I'll just slow you down.
-Go on!
-Are you sure?
-Yes. Go.
-Let's see your nose.
-Ah!
-I learned that from my mom.
She was a nurse.
Oh, she must be the one
who did your lobotomy
Okay.
She got out of her cage!
Ugh, the signal on this
tracker really stinks!
Oh boy.
-Your cat has a tracker?
-Uh yeah.
I mean, uh no.
Maybe we should split up? Don't take this
the wrong way but you're slowing me down.
Is someone there?
I'll never get out without you.
Hurry!
-Watch out!
-Ah!
Ah!
This way!
No.
-Follow me!
-Ah!
With pleasure!
I can't run anymore.
-C'mon!
-I can't do it.
This way!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Stop following me!
There's got to be someone more
qualified to help you than I am.
And I've lost her signal.
If I were to give you
Diva's blanket to smell,
you think maybe you could
track my cat?
I'm sorry?
Please!
I've heard that you people, you um
the visually impaired.
You have a very good sense of smell.
No, I can't it's impossible from
here. I'll have to come with you.
Wait, just
Oh poor Buddy!
He's more than a guide-dog, my Buddy,
he's He's like a brother to me, he's
my soul-mate, my best friend
He's everything to me. I- I
couldn't live without him.
You understand?
When I say that
everybody just laughs.
Uh! Ah!
Mm!
-Well, I can see exactly how you feel!
-What are you-- Hey. Hey.
Okay, okay, okay Okay!
You can come with me but the
priority is finding my cat. Got it?
Got it.
Do you think you can get us
out of the airport quietly?
Oh yeah, for sure!
I've got the Diva mobile.
Ta-da!
Hurry up!
Whoo!
Pretty cool escape, huh?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Something funny's going on here.
What's up?
You've never complimented my appearance.
Huh?
I mean, for example,
my whiskers,
my tail, my lovely mane, my coat
-That doesn't do it for you?
-Nope.
Are you sure we're going the right way?
Ah.
-Of course I'm sure!
-Ah?
-You're a weird one.
-Whoa
-You never use your ears or your nose
-Ah!
-How do you manage out there?
-Uh!
Hey. Use your claws to
slow down, all right?
Use your claws to brake!
Woah!
Whoohoo!
Whoa!
-Ah!
-It's okay! I got you.
-It would be better if you let go.
-Ah!
-Ah!
-Ah!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoohoo-hoo!
Whoa! Whoohoo!
Ah!
-Whoa!
-Ah!
Whoa!
-Ow!
-Oh.
-Ah!
-Woo!
Ah!
-Ah!
-Okay! Finally we'll
get to know each other!
Whoa!
You okay there?
Watch out for the--
-Ah!
-Pipe.
Ah!
-There's a big flying mouse!
-What? Come on, that's
just a bat! Don't be scared.
You know, I don't think you're a real cat.
Because you barely use your ears, you
don't use your nose, and you're scared of
mice! Heh!
Most cats eat mice, you know?
Eating mice, okay!
-But not these mice with wings!
-Whoa!
Real cats eat all kinds of mice!
Whoa-ho-ho!
-Ah!
-Ah!
You okay?
My fur!
And now, our top story. A
stunning and dramatic heist last night
at the precious gems exhibit in Montreal.
The Candy Apple Ruby, a gem said
to come from Cleopatra's crown,
estimated to be worth more than 30
million dollars, has been stolen
-Ah, seriously! Let's go!
-a man who, in a daring plan, disguised
himself as the Director of the Museum.
The disguise allowed him to enter
the Museum after hours and carry
I'm sure it was the Cat.
-The Cat?
-Yeah!
He's known as "The Cat" because he
always leaves a little cat statue at the
-scene of the crime.
-Oh.
-Oh really?
-Yeah.
-Plus he's never been caught before
-Hm! He always lands on his feet.
-Yeah.
-Released surveillance
-videos have confirmed his height.
-I'm a huge fan.
The police are not ruling out that
he was acting with an accomplice.
-Ah no, impossible. The Cat works alone!
-Police are asking the
public to be on the lookout
for anything suspicious.
-Move it!
-They have also set up a
-tip line for any information
-Ooh! I got a ping!
The public may have
in regards to the ruby,
So, your dog doesn't have a tracker?
-No.
-Obviously.
I'm sorry.
It uses a screen.
That must be weird to
imagine, like as a concept.
-Mm.
-Yeah
I'm having a really hard time
in my head that you're blind.
Hey get out of my way!
There's a blind man in this van!
Monica, Monica, we said quietly!
Move it!
Hey!
I've got a blind guy in the van!
Move it!
-Outta my way! I need to get through!
-There they are.
Aw geez. Check her out!
Priority call to all un--
He's very dangerous.
He's holding her hostage.
We have to be smart.
Well she doesn't look like a hostage
She's the driver, right?
Well I mean, that doesn't matter really.
-Plenty of hostages can drive.
-Out of the way!
Handicapped vehicle coming through!
Keep your men back.
I'll handle this myself.
And keep me posted if
there's news about the dog.
Ah!
You've got to get rid of that diaper!
It's killing your swag.
Killing it! What are you kidding me?
My human gave it to me. That
means I'm keeping it forever!
Allow me to explain. The
whole point of a diaper
is that you don't keep
it forever. You can't!
What do you mean?
-Why can't I? Yes I can.
-Well no, you can't.
Yes I can.
Okay, okay, okay, okay
You can.
-You can.
-But you but-
You You told me that I
that I couldn't, that it was impossible!
Well, yes. I mean, of
course you can. I was confused,
Look, I- I mixed it
up with something else,
-I promise you can.
-That's what I thought.
You know what your problem
is? You're just jealous.
Of course, that's it, I'm jealous.
No. Pff.
Whoa!
What, we should get to know
each other better, right?
Okay, fine.
Some introductions. My name is Diva.
-And what's yours?
-My name?
Yes, your name. You must have one.
Well uh, sure I do! Sometimes
when humans see me they say, uh
Uh 'Get lost!"
Not that, what does your human call you?
Oh him? All he ever says to me is
"Go on, poop! Poo!"
Your name is Poopoo?
Oh goodness, that's amazing!
-Ha!
-Poopoo?
Yeah!
That's my name!
It's Poopoo!
Yeah, that's it! Wow!
Got a nice ring to it!
It makes me sound tough, you know?
Poopoo of the street of the North Side.
Woah! Who's a tough Poopoo?
I'm a tough Poopoo and
don't you forget it!
I'm gonna be king of the
streets with a name like this.
-Come on, Diva, we're here!
-But.
Already?
Let's go!
Welcome to New York!
Wow!
Takes your breath away.
Is this a joke?
Give it a chance! At least
smell their garbage first.
-Should be some around here.
-Ah!
Hey
What're you doing?
I can't take you anymore!
-I'm gonna jump in front of a truck!
-Okay.
I get it!
But we have to find our humans first.
Our humans aren't there!
Our humans aren't there. We're
completely lost thanks to you!
How do you know they aren't there? Huh?
We didn't even look!
Okay.
Him?
No,
I don't like the look of that guy.
No way he's my human.
Ah! Him? Maybe.
Hm?
Or not!
I don't like the look of him either!
No way. Definitely not my human.
Little girls!
-Little girls adore me!
-Him?
-Him!
-I just know they'll help.
-Him
-No!
That's not my human. It's not a
human at all, it's just a bird.
-Hey!
-No way!
Where're you going?
As of this moment, we
go our separate ways!
Diva!
But
-Kelly! Over here!
-Uh
Don't go. Don't leave me.
I'm just a
just a puppy.
Stop following me.
I'm not following you.
Good thing I have this tracker.
The search for the suspect
continues. Video footage confirms his
height,
but we still don't have a
clear image of his face.
The police will carry on the search and
are hopeful an arrest is near at hand.
They'll never find him.
Okay, she's heading towards a school.
Hold on, my darling, mama's coming.
This Diva gets the royal
treatment, doesn't she?
She's the most
important person in my life.
-Only, she isn't exactly a person.
-Diva is more than a person, she's a cat.
And she'll never stop loving me.
If loyalty's all you're looking for,
you should have gotten a dog.
-Why a cat?
-Why a cat?
Because they're beautiful,
gentle, uh, intelligent, and gracious.
Solitary, cranky,
arrogant,
sneaky.
That's not true.
I can't talk to you "dog
people." It's impossible.
You're all just so stuck
in your ways and stubborn.
Those awful beasts slobber, they
refuse to talk about their feelings
and just want to get
into everyone's pants
Everyone's!
You sure we're still talking about dogs?
You're not so bad.
With words, Jack.
Mm.
Oh no!
This can't be happening!
I need to tell you something.
They suspended my license.
Four years ago.
Huh?
Uh hi officer.
Uh
I, I, I, I, I.
I can't roll down the window.
Gimme a second.
Just just wait!
Ow.
Hm?
Oh!
Oh! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Where were you?
-I was here.
-Was not.
-Was too.
-Was not!
Monica, come on, you're
sounding a little nuts right now.
Ah!
Brace yourself!
What's going on?
Just a pothole, don't worry.
Ah!
UNLOCK
The Diva.
Who are these weirdos?
Monica and Diva. If
you're a fan, hit "Subscribe."
Excellent. There must be
plenty of my fans here.
Hm.
-My fans, my fans, where are my fans?
-Yeah. Where are your fans?
What are fans?
There! The Diva socks!
Oh, fans are socks
Check me out! -Queen of the
booty shake, that's me, Diva! -Oh!
Ha!
Beyonce follows me on Insta,
and I didn't even follow back.
Do you realize how lucky
you are to be next to me?
Uh no. The kids love me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The kids love me too!
One time, these little boys,
they played a game where they put
me in a bag and hit me with a stick.
We just laughed and laughed.
It was so funny
Hm.
So.
Monica will have told
everyone that I'm missing.
And since that girl's a fan,
I'm sure she already knows.
I'll talk to her, and she'll go find
a way to let Monica know. But you
-should probably stay out here
-Uh-huh. because a dog, loose in a
school? It would be complete pandemonium.
You got it?
Yeah! Yeah, no.
Poopoo!
You have to learn to think!
Look, it's easy.
You pay attention, you observe, and then,
you add that to what you already know.
And all this will lead to
-to
-To
to finding a solution!
A cat!
There! I can observe a cat.
A big cat.
Okay, why don't we drop it.
Sit down, don't move.
-Pretend you're a statue.
-I can do that.
Operation Super Star. Wind. Go!
-Hello, my little fans.
-A cat?
-Oh!
-Ah!
-It's Diva!
-Ooh, show us your booty shake!
Hey! Diva, my cat
loves your special treats!
You're so pretty, can I pet you?
Nobody touch her!
Diva!
I'm your biggest fan in
the whole, wide world.
She's coming home with me!
Got that? She's mine.
I'm calling you
Smokey, the Fourth.
Smokey the Fourth?
What about the others?
What happened to them?
Diva! Hey.
It's time to shave your whiskers!
Because whiskers,
they're not for cute girls.
-Diva, get back here!
-Hey, where's she going? Diva!
-She's getting away! Lizzie!
-I said, get back here!
-Diva!
-Diva!
Poopoo!
-Hey!
-Huh?
Poopoo!
Help me!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Ha!
I'm a good statue. I'm staying put.
-Poopoo, help!
-She's testing me, of course.
She'll see how good I've been.
I haven't moved a single muscle.
Who's a good statue?
-Poopoo's a good statue!
-Poopoo help!
Well, maybe I'm one of
those moving statues!
Oh, here!
Oh! Oh!
Let me in!
Hello?
I'm Diva's mama!
Hey!
It's not working. Give me that.
And. there!
Hey!
Oh, it doesn't work!
Here! Bend down for a sec.
Good.
You okay? Go!
Up!
Gimme a boost. And there!
Move over.
Ah!
Ah!
Monica!
I'm here!
Where are you?
Monica?
Over here!
What on earth is this circus?
You have no business
being on school property!
Men are strictly forbidden
from setting foot in this place!
We don't see a lot of men.
I am so sorry, madam. I
mean, no, uh, Mother?
Uh, no!
Uh Sister! Yeah, uh.
I seem to have lost my cat.
-And I was hoping--
-Go call the police!
No!
I implore you, no police, Sisters.
You see all this is my fault.
My wife left me in charge of the cat and
it ran away.
My beautiful wife is an
angel for looking after me.
She's selfless and strong.
She could walk away and live her own
life, but she insisted on staying.
Such a person is rare!
It is said in John:
"For judgment I am come into this world,
that those people who see not might see
and that they who see might be made
-blind."
-See and who see might be made blind.
"And on that day
And on that day
shall the deaf hear the words of the book.
-And out of their gloom and darkness,
-Yes.
The eyes of the blind shall see."
Oh, I'm sorry sisters,
we shouldn't have come.
-We'll take our leave.
-No we are not
-leaving, excuse me but I'm--
-Before we go
would I be able to ask
for a blessing, like Christ would've done.
Oh but
I'm unprepared to make such a blessing, I
Oh yes.
Oh!
I feel the Lord Jesus.
He is in my heart.
The light!
I can see!
The light!
I can see you, I --
This is incredible, I see all the --
Gosh, my lovely wife.
I can see your beauty!
Your perfect skin!
Your long, dark hair.
I can see!
I'm not blind!
-This is It's a miracle!
-A miracle!
Hallelujah!
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
My sight is troubled.
-Are you okay?
-The colors are disappearing, I
What's happening?
I am once again blind.
I
I need a glass of water.
Oh my poor son, come!
-Come inside, my child.
-Oh please! Come!
Oh
The Lord will provide what you need!
What about my cat!
Come on, jump!
No way!
Don't you know real cats
always land on their feet?
Hey, listen.
My job is modelling, not jumping!
Diva
-Hey?
-Is that him?
-It's the blind guy!
-It's a mi--
It's a miracle! A real miracle! He
regained his sight for a whole minute!
Yes!
-And I helped!
-All right girls, back to class!
Diva,
I've got your treats!
She should be here, where is she?
So when you dream,
do you see in full pictures?
And when you drive, how do you
know when the light is green?
Come on, really?
The ones that can't
see color are dalmatians.
Ah
-Mm.
-So when you go to the bathroom,
how can you tell when you're
finished wiping down there?
-Mm
-Do you smell the paper?
Come on, jump!
You'll be okay! Your butt
will cushion your fall!
Diva!
You're coming home with me
and then, we're gonna find
out how to take off your nails!
What are you doing?
Uh Ah!
Oh, nice kitty-cat
Stop squirming!
Nope,
not a real cat.
Diva, get back here!
Okay then, fine! I'll come get you.
Follow me!
Oh!
She's on the move!
Come on!
Diva!
Diva!
-It's mummy, where are you?
-Lord Jesus, blessed be
-the fruit of thy womb.
-Diva?
-Virgin Mary,
-Diva? -Mother of God,
Ah!
-She's over there.
-We pray.
Yes that's good Monica, I
can smell your pussy cat!
Ah!
She's got the tracker.
Where's Diva?
Do you know where she is?
And is she with a dog?
Totally.
-I know where she is.
-Okay?
Ah!
And yes,
she was with a dog.
Ah!
But I want your ring.
Hurry up!
But it's all I have left of my mother, no
I don't care.
Come on, I don't have all day.
Hurry!
Sweet.
They got into a garbage truck.
-Okay, which way did the garbage truck go?
-I could tell you.
I might.
But first
I want your underpants.
Mm?
I said,
your underpants.
Monica, take it easy.
We have to find this garbage truck!
Where's the nearest dump?
Ah!
Ah!
-Ah!
-Diva's going to end up in
an incinerator somewhere!
Oh sweet Lord, baby Jesus, save me! Ah!
Help!
Jesus, help!
Oh God, forgive me for I have
sinned. My Lord, I swear to you
I will do anything you
ask of me, Lord. Anything!
You can't hear
somebody yelling right now?
-Oh God!
-Yelling?
Help me, Jesus! Anyone!
-No, I don't hear it.
-Lord above, save me!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph,
get me out of here! Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
We crashed the car?!
No.
Just a
just a pothole.
Hello? Anyone?
Ah!
Poor pretty Diva,
dirty little cat.
I'm gonna make you super clean, Diva.
I promise,
-the washing machine will be fun!
-No.
Poopoo, help me!
Diva, don't be scared!
Help!
Someone help me!
No, please--
Ah!
-Ah!
-Diva!
Ah!
-Diva!
-Poopoo, help me please!
-Chucky's got me in her bag now!
-Hurry up, girls!
-Quickly now!
-Out of my way, losers!
One at a time girls, single file!
Huh?
Oh no, somewhere out there my
little baby's in a garbage truck!
-At least there'll be some fish.
-Excuse me?
That was a pretty good
trick you pulled off.
Oh yeah.
I knew Sunday School
would come in handy one day.
So how'd you know?
What?
My uh my hair color, my "perfect skin."
I never said.
Um
Your voice, your character,
your aura, the atmosphere
around you, your energy.
What's my energy like?
Like a tornado.
Hmpf.
Repeat: we have reports of a
speeding sky-blue van with cat ears.
The van was reported
passing kilometer 128.
Kilometer 128.
This time I've got you!
Drop the ruby!
The ruby!
Diva! Over here!
Diva, say a big hi to your followers.
-Ah!
-Let me take a picture.
Woah!
It's Diva!
And this is live!
-But she's not in a garbage truck at all!
-No thank you! I've had enough!
And that girl's wearing your underwear!
That brat kept the tracker so
I know exactly where they are.
They're not too much further now.
Shush!
And now we're back
with our beauty tutorial,
styling whiskers for kitties!
Ah!
Ah!
What's happening? The bus stopped. Look!
-Ah ha. There you are.
-Where is she?
Diva!
-No, just a little delay. Don't worry.
-Diva!
-You've gotta get out of there!
-Ah!
-Got you!
-Diva!
-She's trying to escape!
-Let her go Lizzie!
Yeah let her go!
Grab her tail!
Ah!
How's it going?
-Ah! So good!
-Ah!
Ugh!
You look terrible.
No, no. There's no problem.
I'm looking at the ruby right now.
I'll meet you in two hours.
In New York,
like we planned.
This guy's bad news. We've gotta go.
C'mon! Follow me!
Ah!
Hurry! Quick!
Oh,I forgot about you.
Thief! Thief!
Since you did all the work, it's
only fair we split this 50-50.
But as you know,
the Cat always works alone.
You're still wearing your mask. Mm?
Bastard.
Police! Hands in the air!
Hold it
I want your boots, your
clothes and your car.
And put this on, Ed Sheeran.
Huh?
I can't understand what you're saying.
This isn't my fault, you know.
You know what your makeup reminds me of?
No, what?
I snuck into a circus one time and
there were these weirdos called clowns.
Oh really?
Yeah, your face is like a clown face!
Quick!
Huh?
Later, Gator!
Mmmh
How could they let her get away?
Monica, would you mind slowing down a bit?
Investigators confirmed that the thief
who stole the Candy Apple ruby escaped
disguised as a policeman and
kidnapped another officer.
-What did I say?
-The guy disguised himself.
I told you it was the Cat.
Why are you obsessed with this Cat?
I like his name, what can I say?
Plus
we've been hearing about
the Cat burglar for years.
This geezer's been around for ages!
Uh
To be fair, this "geezer" did
manage to steal a priceless ruby--
It's just a little rock. It's no big deal.
Yes it's a big deal.
That kind of jewel heist takes skill.
Pull over!
-Pull over!
-What is with everybody today?
Oh no!
Oh no!
The screen is just black!
It's just black!
My phone is totally broken!
Monica, it'll be okay.
How can you say that it'll be okay?
Now there's no way to find our pets!
This stupid thing is busted!
-Monica, just calm down and stop howling,
-Oh, you don't speak to
-me like I'm your dog!
-You're making--
Do that again and you can walk.
Calm down Monique.
Monique?
Yeah, Monique. Monica's -Of course
-for social media.
So Monique
Just take a breath.
We'll find a solution, okay?
Why don't I give you the big picture?
Look around you, nada, okay?
Apart from some roads to crash on,
and forests where we'd get lost,
or eventually get eaten by wolves.
And each second that passes,
one fewer chance we find our pets.
Especially without a phone.
Okay!
So, then, we'll repair your phone but
we'll do it quickly before that cop
catches up.
Alright?
Okay.
Look at the birds!
I saw a documentary about migrators.
Those are birds that go south for the
winter.
So?
So we're not gonna be able to catch them?
So, they're heading to New York!
-We'll follow them.
-Ah, okay!
Hurry up!
Ah! Found the hair dryer.
It's nice here!
I miss it.
What do you miss?
Oh, nothing, it's just
Living with Diva, we had to
move into an apartment recently
A bit smaller than I was used to and then
Now we just have a shower.
No bathtub, can you imagine?
Diva!
I can't do it, I'm scared
Diva, wait!
Please don't leave me!
I'm just a puppy.
Diva!
Ah!
Come on!
You
You saved my life.
Poopoo!
Poopoo I'm sorry!
I shouldn't have left you like that.
I'll do anything you
want, just please forgive me.
You'll do anything?
Yes!
Okay.
I wanna sniff your butt!
I don't think I'll ever understand dogs.
And that's why we'll never be friends.
Wait, why?
Because we're too different.
-It's not fair, but that's the way it is.
-No, I don't buy it.
I figure when you spend
time with someone different,
there's a good chance that
you'll learn something new.
And then you'll be better for it!
That's what I think.
Huh?
Huh?
Whoa!.
Wait a sec! Did I say
that? Look how smart I am now!
Mmh. Diva
Listen.
I'm starting to think
we're being followed. Look
Oh!
You think I can't see you? Heh!
Hey, get back here! Hey!
Stop it! I'm gonna get you!
I've almost got you now!
Diva!
Diva
Okay, I got my phone working!
You okay?
Yeah, it's well
you?You just smell different.
You smell lovely.
Police!
Follow me, we're going out the window!
Police! Open the door!
-No!
-Ugh!
Ooh!
Police!
Open the door! Now!
Go ahead.
Hey, this way!
Open the door!
-Open up!
-Oh it's cold!
Come on, hurry!
They're back here!
Living with Diva, we had to move into an
apartment recently a bit smaller than I
was used to and then
Now we just have a shower.
No bathtub, can you imagine?
Here put these on!
The Diva Paws are
amazing, they make sounds!
Ugh.
Alright
We have to hurry!
Oh, hey, you're awake!
Mm.
Mm.
I think we're safe.
We lost him.
We'll be fine.
-C'mon.
-Mm.
-Let me see your paw.
-Mm.
I'm gonna see if I can
find us something to eat, ok?
Don't move.
Hello
You lost, puppy?
Come here boy.
We're going to find your owner together.
Okay?
Diva!
Now, come.
Come on!
I'll get you something to eat.
Okay.
We lost him.
You are full of surprises.
I forgot, I've got something for you.
I don't believe it!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you. This ring means so much to me.
Thank you.
How did you get it back?
A magician never reveals his secrets.
So you're a magician?
You could've been a thief.
That's not a career.
And you think Instagram is a career?
But what they have in common is the
need to pretend you're someone you're not.
Hide the real you.
Nobody can ever see your true face.
And when the mask falls away
you're done.
So then you do know what Instagram is.
-Mm
-Do you have Instagram in Braille?
No, but I just keep up with the world
I have radio.
But I will admit I'm not sure
how a cat can become a star
I mean lots of cats go viral online.
Diva,
she broke in with her booty shake."
-Her what?
-Her "booty shake." It's a dance.
She moves her butt just like Beyonc.
Well you're too old for the reference.
But.
She got millions of views.
And I got a little over-excited and spent
all my money on making Diva-branded stuff.
I put everything I had
into it, can you imagine?
And it didn't work!
Right.
Can't imagine why.
Monica.
I didn't find your cat, but I think
I found your dog!
He's wearing a diaper.
That's him!
I'm sure of it.
Yep.
That's him and no Diva.
Something awful must have happened to her.
If my dog is there then she can't be far!
He might be able to take us to her
Where do these people live anyway?
In Kingston. About 40 kilometers.
Let's go.
I'll never find Diva.
Diva boys and Diva girls, it's Monica!
We found the dog that
was traveling with Diva,
near Kingston, in New York state.
He's safe
but we still haven't found Diva.
She has to be somewhere
nearby, at least I hope so.
So if anyone sees her,
please
-get in touch.
-Poopoo!
Where are you? Come back!
I really don't like being alone.
Poopoo!
Where are you, Poopoo?
If this is a joke, it's not funny!
Hang on.
I can smell something!
All right. Who do you work for?
Somebody found her!
Wait, what's this?
I have your cat. If you wanna see her
again, then bring us the Candy Apple.
5 o'clock, Jane's Carousel, Brooklyn.
-We're going to get your dog back later.
-What?
But we're so close!
No, no, no, your dog is safe and
sound with a loving, caring family
while Diva's with some mad criminal!
Who wants some sort of apple!
Look Monica there's
something I have to tell you--
I'm not giving up on her. She's
the person who I care most about.
-If you really want your cat back--
-No!
I said no!
Okay?
I have been plenty kind with you
already, having to put up with you.
So if you're not happy just grab
your stuff and get outta my car.
I'm sure someone will pick you up.
Okay, drop me off.
I'm so sorry.
Just give me a hand and help me
over to the side of the road.
Of course.
No!
No!
Jack, no!
No
No!
Jack!
Stop!
Wait!
No, Jack!
Thank you, ma'am.
Hello?
The ruby
I have it, but you leave that cat alone.
You hear me?
Bring the ruby to New York.
At the Brooklyn Bridge Hotel, room 9-0-6.
And we'll see.
Hello?
Monica don't move, I'll be there soon.
-I had no choice, but I can explain.
-Explain what?
How awful you've been to
me? How much I did for you?
You know, I just need to
say: If I ever see you,
I will tear your eyes out for real.
Whoa!
Is that NYC?
Oh boy. Oh something's happening!
Oh boy!
Yup! Gonna fart.
Here it comes!
I knew I'd make you proud, Dad!
Mama!
Back up!
I need reinforcements right away.
This is 18-2, requesting back
up. Repeat, 18-2 requesting backup.
Mother!
Mama!
Stay right here.
I'll be back.
Diva?
Diva!
Diva!
Hello sir, have you seen Diva?
She's a cat and she's big and fluffy.
At first she comes off as
kind of mean, but she's cool.
Diva!
My little kitten
Nice slippers.
Nice haircut.
Where's the ruby?
Where's the cat?
She's downstairs in my car.
Give me the ruby and
I'll give you the key.
Diva!
Ah!
He can't have gotten far.
-Reception desk.
-I need someone to come to
my room and collect my bags.
Send me the valet.
Diva!
Diva!
Dressed like a what?
As a police officer.
He was dressed like a police officer.
We've got eyes on the
street nearby, we can't see him.
He parked my car near here.
-He must be somewhere close by.
-I'm on it. Attention, all
-units! Target probably on foot.
-Surround the search area.
Diva!
Mama?
Mother?
Ah. I can't see anything.
Oh, that's perfect.
Okay,.
Use your nose, like he said.
Now use your ears.
Hey Dave! We're over here.
Mama!
Mama!
Ah!
Mama, I'm over here!
Monica!
Thank you.
-Gimme the Apple, it's mine!
-Huh?
-Jack!
-Oh!
-Ah!
-Ah!
Jack!
Cut it out!
Now just hold on, Carrie!
Can I borrow this, thank you! Grab on!
Hey, catch!
Huh?
Diva!
Wait, where are you going?
Give!
Me!
The!
Ruby!
Come on!
How do we stop this thing?
Wait, there's Poopoo!
Poopoo, what are you doing?
I'm I'm too light, Diva!
I can't.
You have to cut the power!
The what?
Jack!
Ah! Oh!
Ah!
-I can't understand! Speak up, please!
-Ah!
-Ah!
-Ah!
Ah!
-Ah!
-Ah!
Move! I can't see anything!
Cut the power! Pull the switch!
What? Okay, I think I got it.
Diva!
Ah! Woo!
Yes!
Ah! Oh!
-Oh!
-Ah!
-[GRUNTS
-Ah!
Ah, there he is!
-Hold it right there.
-It's not me, it's him!
-Well, well, well, we meet again.
-Listen, Ed Sheeran.
He's the one who stole the ruby!
-Jack, are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
Have you seen my dog?
Poopoo?
Hey!
Poopoo!
No-oh!
Poopoo!
Poopoo, you okay?
Come on, darling.
Oh.
Open your eyes.
No. No, please.
Please don't go.
Thanks to you I
learned how to use my ears,
and my nose.
Come on.
Come on.
I even landed on my feet!
You made me a real cat.
I
I'm giving you my last life.
Mm.
It worked!
Oh boy. Hello sir, what
have you done with Diva?
Take it easy.
Stop it. Hey, hey, hey!
It still hurts, you know. Hey!
It wasn't me!
You've got the wrong
guy! He's over there!
-Oh yeah, sure we've got the wrong guy.
-Ah! Let go of me!
-Easy does it.
-Hey Cat!
-Nothing to see here, folks.
-You're gonna pay!
Oh!
Ah!
-Whoa!
-Whoo!
Go on Poopoo.
Show me how gallant you are.
Sure.
And bow.
-Okay.
-Oh, wow!
-Good, right?
-Yeah. Great. Kiss my paw?
Uh, okay.
Ew! Gross, Poopoo!
What? You should be
thanking me, your paw was gross!
I think it's gonna be
tough to keep these two apart
Ah! Ah!
Whoa!
Yeah.
It won't be easy.
Monique
I wanna show you something.
The Candy Apple Ruby?
So you're the Cat?
Yup. Hmpf.
It's you?
So you're the Cat?
Yeah.
Aren't you a dog person, though?
Well, he is my dog.
It's a little embarrassing
he's a better tracker than me.
-Without him I never would've met you.
-Whoa!
Ah!
Ah!
-Wait
-No.
I've got the jewel now,
I've got the jewel now
Diva,
Diva give it back
No, no, no
Uh oh! Guess who's
gotta wear a diaper now!
Diva come here.
-Wait wait!
-Ah!
Don't run away Diva, it's okay!
-No!
-Come on!
-Ah!
-Ah!
-Ah!
-Ah!
on!