Creature (2011) Movie Script
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(CREATURE SNARLS)
(BIRDS AND INSECTS CHIRPING)
(GRUNTS, HISSES)
-(SCREAMING)
-(ROAR)
(BUBBLES POPPING)
(GASPING)
(HEART BEATING)
(HEARTBEAT STOPS)
(CREATURE SNARLS)
(CAR HORN HONKING)
(HONKING CONTINUES)
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Move it!
(HONK HONK)
Let's go!
(TIRES SKID)
Oh, shit!
(HONKS)
Sweet baby kittens.
Whoa, hoss.
(TIRES SKID)
Oh. That's two for flinching, Puss-Puss.
-That one didn't even count.
-It does count.
You okay?
Still got your teeth?
Okay, Oscar, careful.
-(PUNCH)
-Unh!
-Pssh!
-(LAUGHS)
That's no fair.
MAN: Can we go?
Hoo.
-Blblblblb!
-WOMAN: Can you be
more careful this time?
Hey, Oscar, where are we?
Shortcut.
Yeah, I-- I get that. Shortcut.
But, uh where are we?
We're outside of Fort Collins, man.
Yeah, but Fort Collins
is not on this map.
Actually, we're not on this map.
We haven't been on this map since I-77,
so can you help me out?
All right, you look here, Niles.
It's like I told Emily when I invited her
on my little excursion.
We are all gonna be sipping hurricanes
in the Big Easy by round lunchtime tomorrow.
-Now, if you have a problem--
-See? Look. There's another one.
-Another what?
-Abandoned-looking church. I mean,
that's like the fifth one
Ive seen on this stretch.
Eh, place looks pretty thrashed.
I thought all there was to do down here
was make babies and praise God.
Randy, don't be ugly.
Yes, ma'am.
-(RADIO TURNS ON)
-Oh, shit.
Sorry.
(COMMENTATOR LAUGHS)
Lord, Im praying for your wisdom, yes.
Ha ha! Yes!
(IMITATING) Lord, Im praying for a baffroom,
'cause I gots to pee.
COMMENTATOR: Lord, Im praying for your...
Yeah, I gotta go, too.
Tell you what. I'll pull over right over here,
-and we can all squat and--
-Mm-mm. Uh-uh. No. Snakes.
-Snakes?
-(OSCAR LAUGHS)
All right. All right.
I'll stop in a minute. Relax.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
WOMAN: 1:30?
Surprised you didn't fall over.
RANDY: Here you are.
NILES: Whew! It is hot.
Oh, my goodness. Hi, darlin'.
(ENTRY BELL RINGS)
Out of order, ladies.
Bushes or outhouse.
Bushes? Really?
I guess when in Rome, right?
Come on.
Have fun.
-Snake!
-(CAN RATTLES)
(OSCAR LAUGHS)
Did you see that jump? That was classic.
You're gonna scare that poor girl
half to death, man.
Relax, man. I'm just kidding around.
Oh, Lordy.
NILES: I'm getting real tired of your shit, Oscar.
Come on. She--
She doesn't know you're kidding.
You, too? All right. Jesus H., man.
I'm just joking. I'm just having a little fun.
I guess not all of us came back
with our sense of humor, right?
You're assuming you had one to begin with.
(FAKE LAUGH) I guess that's true.
You don't see too many SEALs
doing stand-up, do you?
Why don't you start driving
like you got a license?
What the hell, man?
Why you gotta make me look like an idiot?
Hey.
(MUTTERS)
Hey, ain't got no gas there, piggy.
No, now don't you act like
you didn't hear me, piggy.
You hearded me.
Ain't had no gas for a month now.
Thanks. I can read.
Rude, piggy.
Always rude, suppose.
(ENTRY BELL RINGS)
(RADIO PLAYING
MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW)
ain't got no gas.
Cooler's workin' if y'all need something cold.
Thanks.
OSCAR: Howdy, fellas.
How much?
(SPITS)
That's five.
I mean, he can count to six,
but he gotta pull down his zipper.
(MEN CHUCKLE)
...That northern
Railroad
Perhaps Ill die
On this train
Maybe your friends
Will think
That Im a stranger
My face, you'll...
Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you, son.
No, you--you didn't.
I-Ive seen worse.
I lost that in '71.
Lean times, that was.
This other one here, in '82.
Jimmy don't fuck with no gators no more.
Yeah, you right.
(CHIMES RINGING)
(BOTTLE OPENS)
(BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS)
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
-What are you "holy shitting" about?
-It's a dummy with an alligator head glued on it.
(BOTH LAUGH)
No. This is Lockjaw.
No, that's a southern-fried version of Bigfoot.
Every backwoods town has one, man.
(SCOFFS)
Look at these goofy footprints.
Doesn't get any cheesier than that.
It's a shame what some people will believe in.
I guess anything to bring in the tourists, huh?
That right, boys?
That what you think?
Think we're just a bunch of stupid hillbillies
trying to make a quick buck?
Think we done faked us up
a monster or something, hmm?
(JIMMY SPITS)
Well, y'all mamas
should have taught y'all more better.
Mind your manners.
Especially when you have no idea.
What you fucking running your mouth off about.
Easy, old-timer.
We're not insulting Swamp Bigfoot here.
It's not like it's real or anything.
You know it's real when it up
and take a chunk out your ass.
Okay, everybody just take a moment.
We--we did not mean
any disrespect by that, okay?
You have no idea...
what a real monster looks like.
-(CLANG)
-Guys.
Heh. You gotta check out this old flier.
"See the house that Grimley
"built out of blood.
"Guided tours of Lockjaw country, $5.00.
Go it alone, your funeral."
Man, this is awesome.
-I love this.
-You know the legend, son?
Oh, my dad was way into all this kind of stuff.
(CHUCKLES) Is that right?
Well, ain't so special to the tourists as before.
Have--have any of you guys seen it?
Not many people round here ain't.
He ate my ma in '71.
-No way.
-Oh, yeah. Heh.
Heh.
Aw, no fuckin' way. That's awesome.
NILES: What--what are you talkin' about?
Is the house still there?
Heh. Yep.
Except, ain't that one on the flier.
Real one's down at the Desbois Mines.
That one there was built in '82.
Needed more tourists.
Sinkholes kept poppin' up,
so the town thought it best we should move it.
Say, uh, y'all want to see the old Beautine shack?
Ain't that far.
Niles?
Eh, well, hey, don't ask me, man.
I'm just along for the ride.
-This is you and Parker's deal.
-Sure.
-Eh?
-Yes, sir?
I was expectin' y'all would. (LAUGHS)
Let me draw you up a map.
Let's see. You take this road here.
There you go.
So y'all--y'all got y'all girlfriends with y'all?
Huh?
Y'all are heading down to New Orleans
to pass a good time, huh?
That's the plan.
That's the plan.
(LAUGHING)
Uh, y'all goin' out there,
best watch your step.
There's worse things than gators, you know.
Nothing a marine can't handle.
So you a...
golden boy?
Get some action?
You up to gettin' dirty?
-(CHUCKLES)
-I'm a grunt.
I do as Im told, whatever it takes.
Yes. We all got to do what we told, huh?
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Well, okay, boys.
Thanks for coming by.
Y'all have a good time now.
Take care. That map'll get you there.
OSCAR: Thanks for the map.
No sweat. Just look for the old sign.
You'll find the shack not far from there.
(CHUCKLES)
Y'all about a bunch of dumb motherfuckers.
-Oh, my--
-(LAUGHS)
-Baby. Heh.
-What's the matter?
Scared the shit--
Nothing. I'm good.
How do you feel?
You tell me.
Feels okay.
-Okay?
-(SCOFFS)
Stupid. Okay.
Fantastic.
That's a little bit better.
-Yeah?
-Uh-huh.
Goddamn it. I smell like day-old outhouse.
(ENTRY BELL RINGS)
How you think this goes with my eyes?
(LAUGHS)
Whoo hoo.
(CHUCKLES)
(ENGINE STARTS)
We gonna be all right, boys.
You just gotta have faith.
Here.
Hey.
Check that out.
What do you girls think?
Ha ha!
Three of us, we think it might be kind of fun.
-All right. You know I love this kind of shit.
-What is that?
That's the flier from the gas station.
-H-how did you--
-I swiped it from the frame
while you ladies were makin' eyes
with the locals.
You sneaky son of a bitch.
I guess you do have a couple redeeming qualities,
-like thievery.
-Tcch.
So what is this supposed to be?
What does it say?
"See the house that Grimley built."
Who's Grimley?
It's a local legend.
It's told around these parts.
-It's strictly a Louisiana tale.
-What, like Bigfoot?
-Yeah, kind of like Bigfoot.
-But who's Grimley?
You guys really want to hear it?
No.
Okay, story goes...
there was this family called the Beautines.
OSCAR: The Beautines lived out here in the swamps.
They lived deep, deep in these swamps.
Living off the land, isolated,
they kept to themselves,
have been here for generations.
The family had chosen
a simple life for simple folk.
Like most families, they had their own ways.
Theirs was the old way.
Around the 1800s,
it seemed that Beautine family was dying out.
Sterility.
So after a while, that Beautine family tree...
only had a couple branches left.
Caroline and her brother Grimley
were their last hope.
What, you mean-- You mean--
-(CHUCKLES)
-Oh, man. That--
You know, that is just wrong.
Don't be so quick to condemn them.
It was Beautine way.
The Beautine way is not new.
European royalty,
Pharaohs, the Mayans--
All right, all right. Get on with it.
Anyway...
life looked pretty good for old Grimley.
And now with a child on the way,
Grimley intended
to take the young girl as his bride.
But on the eve of their wedding,
anon, the legendary white gator
rose from the murky depths.
In a flash of blood and teeth,
he stole her before Grimley's very eyes.
(ROARS)
His world was shattered, destroyed.
In desperation, he scoured the swamps,
his heart breaking with each step,
looking for any sign of his true love.
(WAILS)
(WAILS)
But Caroline was gone.
Now, Grimley knew
he still had a chance to find her.
Gators don't eat their food right away.
Store it for later. Let it rot.
Softens the meat.
Okay, Karen,
now I think we've all seen Animal Planet.
Now be letting me finish the story.
How's that sound?
Grimley, he tracked the ancient white lizard...
through a series of caves
that ran underneath the swamp.
(GIGGLES)
That's where the monster's larder was.
(CHEWING)
(GROWLS)
(ROARS)
(GROWLS)
(CRACKING)
(CRUNCH)
The last of Grimleys humanity
evaporated in that blood-soaked cave.
In the darkness,
his sorrow was so great,
it turned to rage.
Rage became insanity.
He began to change.
And in his madness...
(RANDY LAUGHS)
he turned his sorrow
onto the monster that created it.
He began...
(SMACKS)
to eat.
He sat there all night eating.
And he ate every piece of flesh in that cave...
including his sister.
Oh, my gosh.
I think Im gonna be sick.
Just a story, sugar.
Anyway, so the legend goes
that Grimley changed, mutated,
became one with the gator.
They say he's still out there in these swamps
looking for fresh meat for his larder
and a new bride to thaw his heart.
(LAUGHS)
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Well, shit, people, are we gonna
check out this guy's place or what?
Come on, man. It'll be fun.
Whatever.
(ENTRY BELL RINGS)
CHASING JUNE:
And a troubled side of life
There's a dark
But there's a bright
And a sunny side, too
Though we'll meet with
The darkness and strife
(CHUCKLES)
Settle down, you old fool.
No. Ain't no settling down.
No, sir. I ain't. I ain't!
No! This ain't the way!
This ain't the way!
Shit crow!
No, sir. Only our own kin.
-You hear me.
-Oh.
-Can't be no outsider.
-Oh, no.
You hear what Grovers saying to you.
You hear me. This ain't the way.
Blood is blood.
All we need is our own kind!
Grover, we all gots to do what we's told.
No, sir. Shit crow.
Not Grover. No, sir. No.
No, Grover ain't havin' no part of this.
No. No. 'Cause you-- You asking--
asking to be judged.
(LAUGHING)
Yeah. I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
You thin the line,
we're all gonna be judged!
-All of us!
-Ruff! (LAUGHS)
You better watch your mouth, old man, huh?
No, sir. Tell 'em, no, Grover don't--
(JIMMY COUGHS)
Well, don't do me no favors.
-(COUGHS) Shit.
-GROVER: No.
Hold on. Hold on. Let me get that.
Let me get that.
Damn. Hurry up, Grover. Let's go.
Ah, come on. No more. He's coming. Coming.
Grover, you out your fuckin' mind?
P-pay him no mind, Chopper.
He's just actin' his normal self.
Yeah, he's cool, y'all.
He's just an old drunken idjit.
That true, Grover?
You a drunken old fool,
don't know what you sayin'?
Yeah. Well, then I expect
you best get on out of here.
Now, I don't have no need for you in here today!
You understand me? Put that down right now!
Get the fuck out of here! Go on! Hyah!
Hey, Chopper, what you supposin'?
What if it have to be our kin?
What if that old fool's right?
He ain't right.
We just goin' through some lean times. That's all.
I can remember much darker days than this'n here.
Y'all remember '71?
Uh-huh. Yeah, you do.
And then there was '82.
Hey!
We gonna be all right, boys,
God willing.
-God willing.
-(CHUCKLES)
(CLICKS)
You know, your eyes,
they sparkle when you're smiling.
Heh. It's probably my contacts.
I haven't changed 'em in two days.
But you know what?
Yeah, I mean, this is fun for me.
I mean, even all this tourist-trap stuff,
it's still exciting.
Makes me feel like--
I don't know. Like when Im a kid and...
everything's just one big adventu...
(BOTH LAUGH)
Oh.
Shit.
(LAUGHS)
You love me.
(INSECTS CHIRPING, FROGS CROAKING)
Ah. I was...
without a dreaded echo.
(MUTTERING)
That's really-- I'm gonna go--
Oh.
Ah, hey, now.
Ahh.
(BUBBLES POP)
(GROWLING)
Hah.
(GROWL)
Dinner for Grover. Yes, sir.
Ah. Ah.
Yes, sir. Grover--
Old Grover gets--
-Ahh--to go...
-(GROWLS)
(GRUNTING) Ah.
Got it. Good. Ahh.
(MUFFLED) Whoa. Get--Grover--
(GRUNTING)
Help Grover. Shit.
(GROWL)
(EXHALES)
Ah, Grover--(GRUNTING)
I don't know, but, uh, nice, yes, sir.
Ha ha. There we go.
Flubbin' up out of the water there.
Yeah, nice. (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Ah. Hah!
Grover, lookit. You done got the prize.
Ha ha ha.
(ROARS)
(GROWLING)
(LOCKJAW ROARS)
(ANIMAL SNORTS)
(BLUEGRASS PLAYING ON RADIO)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-All right. This is it.
(IMITATES RADIO CRACKLE)
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
We are pleased to announce
that we have successfully arrived
at our final destination.
Now, in the event that you are eaten,
violently dismembered, horribly disfigured
or in any other way subjected to bodily harm
by an alligator-headed cannibal,
tough shit.
You read the warning on the flier.
Let's go.
(FINGERS DRUMMING)
Okay, what do I need here?
What do I need?
(ANIMAL SNORTING)
OSCAR: It's gotta be here somewhere.
Hello.
That's what I...
(SINGS NOTE)
(SNORTING)
Huhh! Ha ha!
What is he doing?
I don't know about that guy, man.
He's like a big goofy-ass kid.
Hey, but a big, goofy-ass kid
now armed with a machete.
Seriously FUBAR.
(MUTTERING)
Why, hello.
Ho ho.
Found it! Come on, guys.
What are you waiting for?
Cabin's just up this trail.
It's not far at all.
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
What is that boy thinking?
Come on. Let's go.
Creepy alligator man's
100-year-old dirty dishes await.
Runs in the family.
I need another beer.
I'm with you.
Get 'em off me! Get 'em off!
They're biting me, these spiders! Help!
Somebody! Guys, help me!
They're biting me!
Christ! Help, somebody!
(SCREAMS)
Get 'em off! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
I don't feel so good, guys.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-You're okay. You're okay. Come on.
Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.
Sit down. Take it easy. Take it easy.
We should get to a hospital.
We shouldn't take any chances.
Nah. He's gonna be all right.
-He's all right. Ain't you, Puss-Puss?
-Yeah.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, Ill be fine in just a minute.
Sit here for a sec.
Takes more than a couple of bad old spiders
to stop my brother, doesn't it? (LAUGHS)
Hey, Im gonna go get some water.
Okay.
(VOMITS)
(SNARL)
(SNORTING)
Here. I got a couple extras.
Wash those off.
Oh. Thanks, Emily.
I hate spiders.
All right, guys, Im really sorry.
Let's just--let's blow this thing off.
Let's hit the road.
No!
Come on, Oscar.
The cabin's not far. It's just up this way.
Karen. Karen, where are you going?
I'm headed up there.
I want to see this before it gets dark,
and I don't think me
or Spider-Baby here packed a flashlight.
You coming, Oscar?
Come on, Puss-Puss. Please.
(SIGHS) Oh, goodness, Randy.
She can't go in there alone.
She'll get lost.
Karen, hey,
just chill out for a second, all right?
Look, Oscars not gonna die, okay?
We're all gonna go check out
this hillbilly hotel thing.
Listen, the way I see it,
we're all sleeping in tents tonight anyway, right?
So let's just take this opportunity
to make camp here.
We unpack our stuff so we don't have
to hump it around more than once.
You'll be all right.
It's an adventure, right, Ellen?
Fine by me.
Wouldn't mind getting out
of these sweaty clothes anyways.
(CHUCKLES)
They're a cute couple, don't you think?
Cute? I wouldn't say cute.
I mean, she's my sister,
and he's just some guy.
I'll say he's some guy.
Emily is so lucky snagging a guy like that.
What are you talking about, lucky?
Oh, come on, sweetie. You know what I mean.
I mean, he--he is so very handsome
and well mannered and charming a-and funny--
Okay, I get it.
And strong.
And have you seen the way he looks at your sister?
I mean, nothing else in the world matters to him.
And have you seen his tush? Mmm.
Okay, enough. I get it.
Why, Mr. Parker, if I didn't know any better,
Id say somebody was jealous.
Ah, I mean, he's fucking perfect,
and Im just some--
Hey, watch the potty mouth.
Lady present.
You're perfect for me, Randy Parker.
Besides, I know something your sister doesn't.
Yeah, what's that?
That my butt's pretty good, too?
She knows that. We used to take baths together.
No. I know that you're coming home to me.
And you're right about that tush.
-Oh ho ho ho.
-Aah! Why, Mr. Parker.
OSCAR: It's up here, guys!
Well, hello, Grimleys house.
(LAUGHS)
That is some serious Clampett-looking shit.
-RANDY: Jesus.
-I'm going in.
(GASPS)
(WOOD CREAKING)
Grimley...
are you home?
-(ROAR ECHOES)
-Grimley?
(BIRD SQUAWKS)
Are you home?
(EVIL LAUGH)
It's okay.
Grimley?
Waah!
(BIRDS COOING)
(LAUGHTER)
Hey, we should just set up camp here and, um,
check it out before we leave in the morning, guys.
-Niles?
-Yeah.
Probably a good idea.
-Ahh--
-Don't.
Ah, come on. It's just birds.
(GROWLS)
(KAREN LAUGHING)
(SNARL)
(LOW GROWL)
Heh. Hey, Randolff,
there's nothing out there, okay?
-(SCOFFS)
-Relax.
Hey, it's a party, brother love. Come on.
Choice.
Swamp grass.
(LAUGHS)
-You want some of this?
-Mm, no, thanks.
Pass it on, then.
Mm.
-Heh.
-Here.
(LAUGHS)
I wasn't gonna do anything.
(LAUGHS)
(OWL HOOTS)
Shit.
I'm out of beer.
Oscar, will you toss me the keys?
I got another case stashed in the truck.
Sure thing, Randolff.
(FAKE LAUGH)
Lock it up for me.
(LOCKJAW SNARLS)
No, hey, man. It's cool.
I don't need you to go with me, Niles.
I got this by myself.
That's great, Parker, 'cause we're about
to go take a walk by ourselves.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, and, Oscar, I imagine we're leaving
as early as possible tomorrow.
NILES: Right? Attaboy.
(LAUGHS)
And then there were three.
-(SNORTS)
-Whoa.
Stupid.
(LOCKJAW SNORTS)
(LAUGHS)
(SNARLING AND FOOTSTEPS)
(BOTTLE OPENS)
Why don't you just light somewhere?
Stop acting so squirrelly.
Shit, you makin' me itchy.
So tell me again why we--
why we got to stay out here.
Huh?
'Cause that's what Chopper told us to do,
so that's what we're gonna do.
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
So there ain't nothing set
against playin' with 'em,
is there?
What do you mean?
I mean, we supposed to make sure that they don't--
That they don't go nowheres.
So if we with 'em, huh...
I likes what you're thinkin' there.
I mean...
If we're supposed to keep an eye on 'em...
Heh.
I'm supposin' that'd be a fine way, I reckon.
I mean, and if we supposed to be
watching 'em, and then we be--
-Why--why can't we play, huh?
-Why can't we play?
Why can't we play?
Why can't we play?
Why can't we play?
Why can't we play? Hmm?
Heh heh.
(CHUCKLES)
I'm ready. You ready?
-(CHUCKLES)
-I'm ready.
(SHATTERS)
Hold on.
-JIMMY: Yee-hah!
-Hold on.
We gonna get some.
Come here.
Let's get some. Come on.
All right, come on.
All right. Hold on. Hold on.
I got to pee. Hmm.
(GRUNTING AND PANTING)
(URINATING)
Hey, bud.
(SNARL)
(SIGHING)
Hey, bud.
Why can't we play?
(SNARLING)
Oh, mommy.
We got to play, too, huh?
Make 'em play.
JIMMY: Ohh!
(GAGGING)
(LOCKJAW CHORTLES)
(GROANS)
(SIGHING)
Jimmy.
Where you at?
Jimmy!
(LOCKJAW SNARLS)
All right, ladies,
I think Im gonna pee and pack it in.
Unless you think you need any help.
(SNORTS)
-Ohh.
-(LAUGHS)
-(COUGHS)
-No?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
You sure?
All right. Good night, ladies.
Night, Grimley!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Greedy, sis.
Greedy.
That's it, baby.
The last drop.
(SNORTING)
Oh, fiddlesticks.
I was getting all tingly.
Where's Randy?
Mm, boys.
Why are they so stupid?
I don't even know why we need 'em
half the time, right?
(BOTH LAUGH)
You said it, sister.
They're only good about half the time.
(LOCKJAW SNORTING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Hey, where are we going?
-Come on, sugar.
Let me help you get in bed.
Okay. (GIGGLES)
Ohh. (LAUGHS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(LOCKJAW SNARLING)
You look like you're feeling good.
-Mmm. Mm-hmm.
-You feel good?
Here. Let me help you.
Thank you.
Whoa.
Whoa. Hey.
(GIGGLES) What are you doing?
(HISSING)
You like that?
(LAUGHS)
It was nice, but, I, um...
I'm not--
Neither am I,
except on special occasions.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(HISSES)
Hey, sweetness, help me out.
Sugar.
Beth.
Shit.
(SPLASH)
What the hell was going on in here?
Nothing.
I'm just tucking her in.
Well, you're done now. Get the hell out.
Fine.
(LOCKJAW SNORTS)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING STOPS)
(GROWLING RESUMES)
Comfy?
(SIGHS) Mm-hmm.
It's beautiful out here.
Makes me feel right at home.
Yeah?
I like having you this close to me
for a whole two weeks together.
Well, now that Ive resigned my commission,
you're gonna have me all the time,
so you actually might get pretty sick of me.
-I might.
-(LAUGHS)
No. That'll never happen.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Do you regret giving it up for me?
No, Em, I don't.
It's not my life anymore. You're my life.
And there is nothing about you that I regret,
not for a minute.
Hmm.
NILES: Come here.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(TWIG SNAPS)
(UNZIPS ZIPPER)
Oh, this is good.
I told you.
Damn it. Pictures are gonna be blurry.
They won't if you use both hands.
Here. Let me do that.
(SIGHING)
That better?
Let me get a look at 'em for a minute.
Let me see.
KAREN: Oh, would you look at that.
Come on.
Give it to me.
-Shh. Shh.
-Come on.
-(GASPING)
-(SIGHS)
Damn it, Oscar.
What about me?
Tcch. What about me?
(CAMERA CLICKING)
Damn, Oscar, if you weren't my own brother...
(GASPING)
Hey, Pa.
You want to look?
RANDY: What the...
CHOPPER: Already done told you,
nothing could be done about her.
It's the way it is.
The lord's will will be done, boy.
Hey! Get back over here!
You, what the hell you doing?
Pick her up, and get her back to the house.
Now pay attention to me, damn it.
It's the way it was with your ma.
Everybody gotta do their part.
Or has city livin' taken that out of you, huh?
Everybody gotta give of themselves
-during lean times.
-Lean times.
Mm-hmm.
-I know.
-Look at me.
I know. Sorry, Pa.
All right, you best be going.
Sun's gonna be up soon.
Go on. Get the rope.
(TWIG SNAPS)
RANDY: Oh, Christ.
Ah, shit.
(SNARL)
(GROWLING)
RANDY: What the fuck is that?
-(ROARS)
-Shit.
(ROAR ECHOES)
Give me a kiss, baby.
-Don't go far.
-Yeah, I won't. (SIGHS)
(GROWLING)
-What was that?
-What was what?
I heard something over there.
(GROWL)
Probably opossum.
It's not opossum.
-Oh, my God.
-(HISSES)
Niles, there's something there.
It's big.
(GROWLING)
Hello?
I'm gonna go check it out.
(GASPS)
Oscar, what the fuck is your damage, man?
-You're lucky I didn't kill you.
-(GASPING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
-Hey, wait a minute.
-He was yelling. He was yelling.
And he's fucking-- I told him to chill.
A-and he goes fucking ape-shit.
And she was crying, man.
-Who?
-And I tried to stop him,
he cut me! Look. He fucking cut me!
Who the fuck-- Who cut you?!
(PANTING) Randy. R-Randy.
What?
Randy's lost his fucking mind, man!
Randy? My Randy?
You're fucking delusional. There is--
Hold on, Em. Hold on.
Chill out. Let's talk.
-Hey, hey, Oscar, Oscar.
Oscar, calm down.
-No, you gotta--
-You calm the fuck down!
-Karen, man!
He fucking cut Karen!
I tried to stop him! But I couldn't.
I tried to stop him.
-I think she's fucking dead, man.
-Ah, fuck.
-She's fucking dead.
-Okay, stay here.
I'm going back to camp
and check it out, all right?
No, Im not staying here, okay?
I'm coming with you.
My brother would not hurt anyone,
let alone kill someone.
Em, stay here.
Okay, he's smoked out of his gourd.
He's probably having a bad trip.
But just in case
something did happen,
I want to make sure you're safe.
You think Im-- I'm safer here
with this than with you?
Look at him, okay?
He's in shock.
I've seen it a million times.
Just put the blanket over him.
He'll sweat it out, all right?
Hey, trust me.
Okay.
I love you.
Okay. I love you.
Okay. Um...
(MOANING)
Oscar, it's okay.
No. My sister's dead.
Hey.
It's okay, all right?
Thanks, Emily.
(SNARLING)
(CHEWING)
(ROARING)
Run!
Did you see that thing?
Yeah, and it didn't get any prettier
the second time.
(ROARS)
(INSECTS CHIRPING OUTSIDE)
(MUFFLED SOBBING)
Oh, no, no, no, baby girl.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
Here you go.
-Now, now--
-(SOBBING)
No, don't you cry now, darlin'.
Daddy gonna take you home.
Yeah. You'll be all right.
-No. Now you stop that.
-Mm.
This is an honor.
You was raised right.
Yeah, the right way,
the true way.
(CRYING)
This used to be your mama's...
and her grandma before her
and so on and so on.
Been in the family a long time,
long time.
And now it's yours.
Yeah.
Yeah.
(GROANS)
Now, where are you, you--
Ah.
-(BLADE SCRAPES)
-(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(MUFFLED) No, Papa. No.
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
No. No, no.
(SOBBING)
Oh, no. You think--
Here. Let me tie that off, stop the bleeding,
make it a little better for you.
How's that now?
Yeah.
(SOBBING)
No. No.
You--you can't fight the Lord's will.
Mm-mm.
(HORN HONKS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck?
Highway fucking 77?
Do you think it's still behind us?
I don't think there's any way
we can outrun that thing
if it's trying to catch us, man.
Em! Where's Em?! Where's Em?!
Hey, keep your distance, Parker!
Keep your fucking distance.
How 'bout you tell me
where Karen and Beth are first, huh?
I don't know where Beth is, man.
I think that thing fucking took her.
I--hell, I don't know.
It could have been Oscar
and that hillbilly fucker from the town.
Motherfucker.
(MOANS)
Shootfire.
(GROWL)
(GROWL)
Randy?
Randy.
Baby?
Guys?
Ecch.
(GASPS) Ooh.
So icky. (SIGHS)
Guys, where are you?!
What is that smell?
This isn't funny!
(SQUISHING)
(YELLS)
Uhh.
No.
(GASPS) Guys?
(CHEWING)
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
(ROARS)
(SCREAM FADES)
(WHIMPERS)
(CRYING)
(GROWLING BELOW)
(WOOD CREAKS)
(GROWLING)
(MUFFLED YELLING)
(SIGHING)
(HISSING)
(SNUFFLING)
(GROWLING)
(SNIFFS)
(HEART BEATING)
(ROARS)
(GUNSHOT)
Gaah! God damn it!
BUD: Now drop it, boy! (CHAMBERS ROUND)
I said drop it.
Right now! Drop it!
You okay?
Where y'all running to, huh? Huh?
Some thing is out here with us, okay?
Okay, we need help.
Shit, I am helping you, boy.
Hey, look, hoss.
Now maybe you're not hearing me.
Some big thing, some animal monster thing
is out here, and it's hungry.
Okay? So unless--unless you're gonna help us,
why don't you get out of the goddamn way, okay?
You ain't got to yell, boy. I heard you.
But I ain't gonna do that.
He done chose y'all.
Chosen? What the hell are you taking about?
What'd you think, boy?
God, dummy. He done chose y'all.
-That fucking animal?
-He ain't no animal.
He's the grand seor, the true god.
I think he done chose jimmy, too.
(SPEAKING CAJON PATOIS)
No, we don't know what the fuck you're saying.
Why don't you get the fuck out of the way, man?
-He goddamn told us!
-(COUGHS)
Shut up!
Now, y'all goin' back to that house right now.
Get up!
(FIRES SHOT)
(YELLING)
(DROPS RIFLE)
You all right?
(ROARING)
Em.
Go get Em.
Go get Em.
(ROAR ECHOES)
What's wrong, Oscar? My girl's too much for you?
(SPITS)
(BONES CRACK)
Emily?
-Don't touch her!
-Hey.
Where's Emily?
It's too late. I can't save her.
She's his now.
Oscar, either you tell me where Emily is,
or I will take that blade,
and I will fuckin' kill you with it.
And what have you done with her?!
I did as I was told!
We all do!
We have to give him what he wants...
and he gives us what we need.
That's the way. That's the old way!
(COUGHS)
You don't get it.
He saved us.
He made us.
We're family.
(FLESH TEARS)
Shit.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily. Emily.
-Hey. Hey. Hey.
-Mm.
Hey, wake up.
(WHIMPERS)
Tell me you're okay, Emily, please.
Baby.
-Wake up, please. Did he hurt you?
-No.
-We gotta go.
-Be near me.
-I don't care.
-No, come on.
Get me out of here.
-Come on.
-Baby.
Come on. Come on.
(LOCKJAW GROWLING)
(WHIMPERS)
NILES: Come on, Em. Come on. Come on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait. Come here. Come here.
(THUNDER CRASHES)
We can make this. Come on.
(GROWL NEARBY)
We have to make this. We have to make this.
Come on. We have to make this.
Come on.
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING ECHOES)
All right. Well, Em,
it ain't pretty, baby,
but it'll work. Come on.
We gotta take this.
(WHIMPERS) No. No.
What are you doing? Emily.
-Emily, come on.
-(SOBBING)
Em, baby, come on.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby.
Listen, you gotta--
You gotta work with me here, all right?
I don't care if I have to kill every living thing
in this fucking backwoods.
I'm gonna get you home.
Nobody is ever gonna take you
from me again.
I swear to God. All right?
Now, I saw the freeway,
and it runs parallel with the river.
If we stay low, we take the boat,
we got a chance, baby.
We got a chance.
We'll run into a major town.
No, no, no. Stay with me.
Stay with me. Stay with me.
Stay with me. Look at me.
All right? Come on. Come on.
Work with me here. Work with me.
-Okay.
-Come on.
(LOCKJAW ROARS)
-The thing's after us.
-I know.
It's tracking us with the smell.
Okay, we get in the water,
and it gives us a better chance,
buys us more time.
This makes us harder to track. Come on, baby.
-Come on. Get low.
-No. I want to go home.
That's the way home, Emily.
The boat is the way home.
No, I don't want to go home,
and I want my brother, and I--
Oh, my God.
Where's Randy?
Niles, where's Randy?
(SOBBING) Oh, my God!
He's dead, isn't he?
Emily...
you gotta get in this boat.
You've gotta get in the boat, baby. Come on.
O-okay.
(LOCKJAW ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
(EMILY SCREAMING)
Em! Emily!
-Emily!
-No!
(SOBS, SCREAMS)
-Motherfuckers!
-(SCREAMING)
-You motherfucker, Im gonna kill you!
-(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(EMILY SOBBING)
What do you want with me?
Let me go!
What do you want?
Oh, now, child, don't you fret so.
This an honor you be doin' for us.
You the chosen one, sweet thing.
(LAUGHS)
Yes, you're gonna be made one with us.
-One with God.
-(SPITS)
(LAUGHS)
What-- (SNIFFS)
You smell that?
Smell the sulfur?
They say that that's what hell gonna smell like.
But then you can tell me
if that's true or not,
when he get through with you,
pretty lady.
-Fuck you.
-(LAUGHS)
(GASPS)
Get her up there.
(MURMURING)
Not kin.
Outsider.
(MURMURING)
(TOGETHER) Through the blood,
we feed his soul.
Through the flesh, the pact, uphold.
(THUNDER CRASHES)
A bride he takes, our life renews.
Through his seed, our line endures.
Praise anon, anon, our Lord.
Always his will will be done.
Through the blood, we feed his soul.
Through the flesh, the pact, uphold.
A bride he takes, our life renews.
Through his seed, our line endures.
Praise anon, anon, our Lord.
Always his will will be done.
(ALONE) Blood is blood.
ALL: Blood is blood.
-I offer this woman to the Lord.
-ALL: To the lord.
-(SNARLING)
-May his seed be true.
-Seed be true.
-And through him, our blood renewed.
Our blood renewed.
His will will be done.
(LOCKJAW GROWLING)
Like I was taught by my kin
and their kin before,
now I teach my kin.
Raah!
(GROWLS)
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
-Come on!
(ROARS)
(GURGLING)
What the fuck?
(YELLING)
(COUGHING)
(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(CHORTLES)
(ROARS)
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(LAUGHS)
I hope you choke on me,
you ugly, inbred, half-breed fuck.
(JAWS BITE)
(ROARS)
No. No!
-Motherfucker!
-(ROARS)
JIMMY: You have no idea
what a real monster looks like.
(GURGLING)
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(EMILY SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
-Emily! I got you!
I'm not letting you go!
-No! Aah!
I'm not letting you go! Em!
Niles, don't let me go!
Please don't let me go!
I'm not! No! No!
Em!
No! Stop!
Stop!
(LOCKJAW GROWLING)
(GROWLING STOPS)
(MUSIC PLAYING ONLY)
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS)
I'm gonna say hello.
Let's go get something to eat.
That's right.
Now you go ahead and get some.
-Hi there.
-Okay.
Here you go, partner.
All right. Thanks for coming.
Oh, here's one for you.
Ha. Well, thank you.
Ha ha ha ha.
WOMAN: Praise the lord.
-Praise the...
-Ooh, whee.
That's gonna make a mighty fine picture.
Yes, sir, mighty fine.
He gonna make a mighty fine addition
to the family, Chopper, yes, sir.
Good job, sir. Good job.
-Thank you kindly.
-Ha ha.
We mighty proud of the little guy.
Yeah.
He gonna do real nice.
Good-looking boy, too.
Kind of reminds me of his daddy.
(LAUGHS)
CHASING JUNE:
Give me
That old time religion
Give me
That old time religion
Give me that
Old time religion
It's good enough for me
It was good for mothers
It was good for mothers
It was good for mothers
And it's good enough
For me
It has served
Our fathers
It has
Served our fathers
It has served
Our fathers
It's good enough for me
Makes me love everybody
Makes me love everybody
Makes me love everybody
And it's
Good enough for me
It will take us all
To heaven
It will
Take us all to heaven
It will take us all
To heaven
It's good enough for me
Give me
That old time religion
Give me
That old time religion
Give me that
Old time religion
It's good enough for me
Give me
That old time religion
Give me
That old time religion
Give me that
Old time religion
It's good enough for me
Give me
That old time religion
Give me that
Old time religion
Give me
That old time religion
It's good enough for me
(KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE
OF LIFE PLAYING)
CHASING JUNE:
And a troubled side of life
There's a dark
But there's a bright
And a sunny side, too
Though we'll meet with
The darkness and strife
The sunny side
You also may view
Keep on the sunny side
Always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side
Of life
It will help us every day
It will brighten all the way
If we keep
On the sunny side of life
Oh, the storm and
Its fury breaks today
The crushing hopes
That we cherish so dear
Clouds and storm
Will in time pass away
And the sun again
Will shine bright and clear
Keep on the sunny side
Always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side
Of life
It will help us every day
It will brighten all the way
If we keep
On the sunny side of life
Let us greet with a song
Of hope each day
Though the moment
Be cloudy or fair
Let us trust
In our savior always
He'll keep us
Every one in his care
Keep on the sunny side
Always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side
Of life
It will help us every day
It will brighten all the way
If we keep
On the sunny side of life
Keep on the sunny side
Always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side
Of life
It will help us every day
It will brighten all the way
If we keep
On the sunny side of life
If we'll keep on
The sunny side of life
(LOCKJAW ROARS)
(CREATURE SNARLS)
(BIRDS AND INSECTS CHIRPING)
(GRUNTS, HISSES)
-(SCREAMING)
-(ROAR)
(BUBBLES POPPING)
(GASPING)
(HEART BEATING)
(HEARTBEAT STOPS)
(CREATURE SNARLS)
(CAR HORN HONKING)
(HONKING CONTINUES)
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Move it!
(HONK HONK)
Let's go!
(TIRES SKID)
Oh, shit!
(HONKS)
Sweet baby kittens.
Whoa, hoss.
(TIRES SKID)
Oh. That's two for flinching, Puss-Puss.
-That one didn't even count.
-It does count.
You okay?
Still got your teeth?
Okay, Oscar, careful.
-(PUNCH)
-Unh!
-Pssh!
-(LAUGHS)
That's no fair.
MAN: Can we go?
Hoo.
-Blblblblb!
-WOMAN: Can you be
more careful this time?
Hey, Oscar, where are we?
Shortcut.
Yeah, I-- I get that. Shortcut.
But, uh where are we?
We're outside of Fort Collins, man.
Yeah, but Fort Collins
is not on this map.
Actually, we're not on this map.
We haven't been on this map since I-77,
so can you help me out?
All right, you look here, Niles.
It's like I told Emily when I invited her
on my little excursion.
We are all gonna be sipping hurricanes
in the Big Easy by round lunchtime tomorrow.
-Now, if you have a problem--
-See? Look. There's another one.
-Another what?
-Abandoned-looking church. I mean,
that's like the fifth one
Ive seen on this stretch.
Eh, place looks pretty thrashed.
I thought all there was to do down here
was make babies and praise God.
Randy, don't be ugly.
Yes, ma'am.
-(RADIO TURNS ON)
-Oh, shit.
Sorry.
(COMMENTATOR LAUGHS)
Lord, Im praying for your wisdom, yes.
Ha ha! Yes!
(IMITATING) Lord, Im praying for a baffroom,
'cause I gots to pee.
COMMENTATOR: Lord, Im praying for your...
Yeah, I gotta go, too.
Tell you what. I'll pull over right over here,
-and we can all squat and--
-Mm-mm. Uh-uh. No. Snakes.
-Snakes?
-(OSCAR LAUGHS)
All right. All right.
I'll stop in a minute. Relax.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
WOMAN: 1:30?
Surprised you didn't fall over.
RANDY: Here you are.
NILES: Whew! It is hot.
Oh, my goodness. Hi, darlin'.
(ENTRY BELL RINGS)
Out of order, ladies.
Bushes or outhouse.
Bushes? Really?
I guess when in Rome, right?
Come on.
Have fun.
-Snake!
-(CAN RATTLES)
(OSCAR LAUGHS)
Did you see that jump? That was classic.
You're gonna scare that poor girl
half to death, man.
Relax, man. I'm just kidding around.
Oh, Lordy.
NILES: I'm getting real tired of your shit, Oscar.
Come on. She--
She doesn't know you're kidding.
You, too? All right. Jesus H., man.
I'm just joking. I'm just having a little fun.
I guess not all of us came back
with our sense of humor, right?
You're assuming you had one to begin with.
(FAKE LAUGH) I guess that's true.
You don't see too many SEALs
doing stand-up, do you?
Why don't you start driving
like you got a license?
What the hell, man?
Why you gotta make me look like an idiot?
Hey.
(MUTTERS)
Hey, ain't got no gas there, piggy.
No, now don't you act like
you didn't hear me, piggy.
You hearded me.
Ain't had no gas for a month now.
Thanks. I can read.
Rude, piggy.
Always rude, suppose.
(ENTRY BELL RINGS)
(RADIO PLAYING
MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW)
ain't got no gas.
Cooler's workin' if y'all need something cold.
Thanks.
OSCAR: Howdy, fellas.
How much?
(SPITS)
That's five.
I mean, he can count to six,
but he gotta pull down his zipper.
(MEN CHUCKLE)
...That northern
Railroad
Perhaps Ill die
On this train
Maybe your friends
Will think
That Im a stranger
My face, you'll...
Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you, son.
No, you--you didn't.
I-Ive seen worse.
I lost that in '71.
Lean times, that was.
This other one here, in '82.
Jimmy don't fuck with no gators no more.
Yeah, you right.
(CHIMES RINGING)
(BOTTLE OPENS)
(BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS)
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
-What are you "holy shitting" about?
-It's a dummy with an alligator head glued on it.
(BOTH LAUGH)
No. This is Lockjaw.
No, that's a southern-fried version of Bigfoot.
Every backwoods town has one, man.
(SCOFFS)
Look at these goofy footprints.
Doesn't get any cheesier than that.
It's a shame what some people will believe in.
I guess anything to bring in the tourists, huh?
That right, boys?
That what you think?
Think we're just a bunch of stupid hillbillies
trying to make a quick buck?
Think we done faked us up
a monster or something, hmm?
(JIMMY SPITS)
Well, y'all mamas
should have taught y'all more better.
Mind your manners.
Especially when you have no idea.
What you fucking running your mouth off about.
Easy, old-timer.
We're not insulting Swamp Bigfoot here.
It's not like it's real or anything.
You know it's real when it up
and take a chunk out your ass.
Okay, everybody just take a moment.
We--we did not mean
any disrespect by that, okay?
You have no idea...
what a real monster looks like.
-(CLANG)
-Guys.
Heh. You gotta check out this old flier.
"See the house that Grimley
"built out of blood.
"Guided tours of Lockjaw country, $5.00.
Go it alone, your funeral."
Man, this is awesome.
-I love this.
-You know the legend, son?
Oh, my dad was way into all this kind of stuff.
(CHUCKLES) Is that right?
Well, ain't so special to the tourists as before.
Have--have any of you guys seen it?
Not many people round here ain't.
He ate my ma in '71.
-No way.
-Oh, yeah. Heh.
Heh.
Aw, no fuckin' way. That's awesome.
NILES: What--what are you talkin' about?
Is the house still there?
Heh. Yep.
Except, ain't that one on the flier.
Real one's down at the Desbois Mines.
That one there was built in '82.
Needed more tourists.
Sinkholes kept poppin' up,
so the town thought it best we should move it.
Say, uh, y'all want to see the old Beautine shack?
Ain't that far.
Niles?
Eh, well, hey, don't ask me, man.
I'm just along for the ride.
-This is you and Parker's deal.
-Sure.
-Eh?
-Yes, sir?
I was expectin' y'all would. (LAUGHS)
Let me draw you up a map.
Let's see. You take this road here.
There you go.
So y'all--y'all got y'all girlfriends with y'all?
Huh?
Y'all are heading down to New Orleans
to pass a good time, huh?
That's the plan.
That's the plan.
(LAUGHING)
Uh, y'all goin' out there,
best watch your step.
There's worse things than gators, you know.
Nothing a marine can't handle.
So you a...
golden boy?
Get some action?
You up to gettin' dirty?
-(CHUCKLES)
-I'm a grunt.
I do as Im told, whatever it takes.
Yes. We all got to do what we told, huh?
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Well, okay, boys.
Thanks for coming by.
Y'all have a good time now.
Take care. That map'll get you there.
OSCAR: Thanks for the map.
No sweat. Just look for the old sign.
You'll find the shack not far from there.
(CHUCKLES)
Y'all about a bunch of dumb motherfuckers.
-Oh, my--
-(LAUGHS)
-Baby. Heh.
-What's the matter?
Scared the shit--
Nothing. I'm good.
How do you feel?
You tell me.
Feels okay.
-Okay?
-(SCOFFS)
Stupid. Okay.
Fantastic.
That's a little bit better.
-Yeah?
-Uh-huh.
Goddamn it. I smell like day-old outhouse.
(ENTRY BELL RINGS)
How you think this goes with my eyes?
(LAUGHS)
Whoo hoo.
(CHUCKLES)
(ENGINE STARTS)
We gonna be all right, boys.
You just gotta have faith.
Here.
Hey.
Check that out.
What do you girls think?
Ha ha!
Three of us, we think it might be kind of fun.
-All right. You know I love this kind of shit.
-What is that?
That's the flier from the gas station.
-H-how did you--
-I swiped it from the frame
while you ladies were makin' eyes
with the locals.
You sneaky son of a bitch.
I guess you do have a couple redeeming qualities,
-like thievery.
-Tcch.
So what is this supposed to be?
What does it say?
"See the house that Grimley built."
Who's Grimley?
It's a local legend.
It's told around these parts.
-It's strictly a Louisiana tale.
-What, like Bigfoot?
-Yeah, kind of like Bigfoot.
-But who's Grimley?
You guys really want to hear it?
No.
Okay, story goes...
there was this family called the Beautines.
OSCAR: The Beautines lived out here in the swamps.
They lived deep, deep in these swamps.
Living off the land, isolated,
they kept to themselves,
have been here for generations.
The family had chosen
a simple life for simple folk.
Like most families, they had their own ways.
Theirs was the old way.
Around the 1800s,
it seemed that Beautine family was dying out.
Sterility.
So after a while, that Beautine family tree...
only had a couple branches left.
Caroline and her brother Grimley
were their last hope.
What, you mean-- You mean--
-(CHUCKLES)
-Oh, man. That--
You know, that is just wrong.
Don't be so quick to condemn them.
It was Beautine way.
The Beautine way is not new.
European royalty,
Pharaohs, the Mayans--
All right, all right. Get on with it.
Anyway...
life looked pretty good for old Grimley.
And now with a child on the way,
Grimley intended
to take the young girl as his bride.
But on the eve of their wedding,
anon, the legendary white gator
rose from the murky depths.
In a flash of blood and teeth,
he stole her before Grimley's very eyes.
(ROARS)
His world was shattered, destroyed.
In desperation, he scoured the swamps,
his heart breaking with each step,
looking for any sign of his true love.
(WAILS)
(WAILS)
But Caroline was gone.
Now, Grimley knew
he still had a chance to find her.
Gators don't eat their food right away.
Store it for later. Let it rot.
Softens the meat.
Okay, Karen,
now I think we've all seen Animal Planet.
Now be letting me finish the story.
How's that sound?
Grimley, he tracked the ancient white lizard...
through a series of caves
that ran underneath the swamp.
(GIGGLES)
That's where the monster's larder was.
(CHEWING)
(GROWLS)
(ROARS)
(GROWLS)
(CRACKING)
(CRUNCH)
The last of Grimleys humanity
evaporated in that blood-soaked cave.
In the darkness,
his sorrow was so great,
it turned to rage.
Rage became insanity.
He began to change.
And in his madness...
(RANDY LAUGHS)
he turned his sorrow
onto the monster that created it.
He began...
(SMACKS)
to eat.
He sat there all night eating.
And he ate every piece of flesh in that cave...
including his sister.
Oh, my gosh.
I think Im gonna be sick.
Just a story, sugar.
Anyway, so the legend goes
that Grimley changed, mutated,
became one with the gator.
They say he's still out there in these swamps
looking for fresh meat for his larder
and a new bride to thaw his heart.
(LAUGHS)
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Well, shit, people, are we gonna
check out this guy's place or what?
Come on, man. It'll be fun.
Whatever.
(ENTRY BELL RINGS)
CHASING JUNE:
And a troubled side of life
There's a dark
But there's a bright
And a sunny side, too
Though we'll meet with
The darkness and strife
(CHUCKLES)
Settle down, you old fool.
No. Ain't no settling down.
No, sir. I ain't. I ain't!
No! This ain't the way!
This ain't the way!
Shit crow!
No, sir. Only our own kin.
-You hear me.
-Oh.
-Can't be no outsider.
-Oh, no.
You hear what Grovers saying to you.
You hear me. This ain't the way.
Blood is blood.
All we need is our own kind!
Grover, we all gots to do what we's told.
No, sir. Shit crow.
Not Grover. No, sir. No.
No, Grover ain't havin' no part of this.
No. No. 'Cause you-- You asking--
asking to be judged.
(LAUGHING)
Yeah. I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
You thin the line,
we're all gonna be judged!
-All of us!
-Ruff! (LAUGHS)
You better watch your mouth, old man, huh?
No, sir. Tell 'em, no, Grover don't--
(JIMMY COUGHS)
Well, don't do me no favors.
-(COUGHS) Shit.
-GROVER: No.
Hold on. Hold on. Let me get that.
Let me get that.
Damn. Hurry up, Grover. Let's go.
Ah, come on. No more. He's coming. Coming.
Grover, you out your fuckin' mind?
P-pay him no mind, Chopper.
He's just actin' his normal self.
Yeah, he's cool, y'all.
He's just an old drunken idjit.
That true, Grover?
You a drunken old fool,
don't know what you sayin'?
Yeah. Well, then I expect
you best get on out of here.
Now, I don't have no need for you in here today!
You understand me? Put that down right now!
Get the fuck out of here! Go on! Hyah!
Hey, Chopper, what you supposin'?
What if it have to be our kin?
What if that old fool's right?
He ain't right.
We just goin' through some lean times. That's all.
I can remember much darker days than this'n here.
Y'all remember '71?
Uh-huh. Yeah, you do.
And then there was '82.
Hey!
We gonna be all right, boys,
God willing.
-God willing.
-(CHUCKLES)
(CLICKS)
You know, your eyes,
they sparkle when you're smiling.
Heh. It's probably my contacts.
I haven't changed 'em in two days.
But you know what?
Yeah, I mean, this is fun for me.
I mean, even all this tourist-trap stuff,
it's still exciting.
Makes me feel like--
I don't know. Like when Im a kid and...
everything's just one big adventu...
(BOTH LAUGH)
Oh.
Shit.
(LAUGHS)
You love me.
(INSECTS CHIRPING, FROGS CROAKING)
Ah. I was...
without a dreaded echo.
(MUTTERING)
That's really-- I'm gonna go--
Oh.
Ah, hey, now.
Ahh.
(BUBBLES POP)
(GROWLING)
Hah.
(GROWL)
Dinner for Grover. Yes, sir.
Ah. Ah.
Yes, sir. Grover--
Old Grover gets--
-Ahh--to go...
-(GROWLS)
(GRUNTING) Ah.
Got it. Good. Ahh.
(MUFFLED) Whoa. Get--Grover--
(GRUNTING)
Help Grover. Shit.
(GROWL)
(EXHALES)
Ah, Grover--(GRUNTING)
I don't know, but, uh, nice, yes, sir.
Ha ha. There we go.
Flubbin' up out of the water there.
Yeah, nice. (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Ah. Hah!
Grover, lookit. You done got the prize.
Ha ha ha.
(ROARS)
(GROWLING)
(LOCKJAW ROARS)
(ANIMAL SNORTS)
(BLUEGRASS PLAYING ON RADIO)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-All right. This is it.
(IMITATES RADIO CRACKLE)
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
We are pleased to announce
that we have successfully arrived
at our final destination.
Now, in the event that you are eaten,
violently dismembered, horribly disfigured
or in any other way subjected to bodily harm
by an alligator-headed cannibal,
tough shit.
You read the warning on the flier.
Let's go.
(FINGERS DRUMMING)
Okay, what do I need here?
What do I need?
(ANIMAL SNORTING)
OSCAR: It's gotta be here somewhere.
Hello.
That's what I...
(SINGS NOTE)
(SNORTING)
Huhh! Ha ha!
What is he doing?
I don't know about that guy, man.
He's like a big goofy-ass kid.
Hey, but a big, goofy-ass kid
now armed with a machete.
Seriously FUBAR.
(MUTTERING)
Why, hello.
Ho ho.
Found it! Come on, guys.
What are you waiting for?
Cabin's just up this trail.
It's not far at all.
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
What is that boy thinking?
Come on. Let's go.
Creepy alligator man's
100-year-old dirty dishes await.
Runs in the family.
I need another beer.
I'm with you.
Get 'em off me! Get 'em off!
They're biting me, these spiders! Help!
Somebody! Guys, help me!
They're biting me!
Christ! Help, somebody!
(SCREAMS)
Get 'em off! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
I don't feel so good, guys.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-You're okay. You're okay. Come on.
Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.
Sit down. Take it easy. Take it easy.
We should get to a hospital.
We shouldn't take any chances.
Nah. He's gonna be all right.
-He's all right. Ain't you, Puss-Puss?
-Yeah.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, Ill be fine in just a minute.
Sit here for a sec.
Takes more than a couple of bad old spiders
to stop my brother, doesn't it? (LAUGHS)
Hey, Im gonna go get some water.
Okay.
(VOMITS)
(SNARL)
(SNORTING)
Here. I got a couple extras.
Wash those off.
Oh. Thanks, Emily.
I hate spiders.
All right, guys, Im really sorry.
Let's just--let's blow this thing off.
Let's hit the road.
No!
Come on, Oscar.
The cabin's not far. It's just up this way.
Karen. Karen, where are you going?
I'm headed up there.
I want to see this before it gets dark,
and I don't think me
or Spider-Baby here packed a flashlight.
You coming, Oscar?
Come on, Puss-Puss. Please.
(SIGHS) Oh, goodness, Randy.
She can't go in there alone.
She'll get lost.
Karen, hey,
just chill out for a second, all right?
Look, Oscars not gonna die, okay?
We're all gonna go check out
this hillbilly hotel thing.
Listen, the way I see it,
we're all sleeping in tents tonight anyway, right?
So let's just take this opportunity
to make camp here.
We unpack our stuff so we don't have
to hump it around more than once.
You'll be all right.
It's an adventure, right, Ellen?
Fine by me.
Wouldn't mind getting out
of these sweaty clothes anyways.
(CHUCKLES)
They're a cute couple, don't you think?
Cute? I wouldn't say cute.
I mean, she's my sister,
and he's just some guy.
I'll say he's some guy.
Emily is so lucky snagging a guy like that.
What are you talking about, lucky?
Oh, come on, sweetie. You know what I mean.
I mean, he--he is so very handsome
and well mannered and charming a-and funny--
Okay, I get it.
And strong.
And have you seen the way he looks at your sister?
I mean, nothing else in the world matters to him.
And have you seen his tush? Mmm.
Okay, enough. I get it.
Why, Mr. Parker, if I didn't know any better,
Id say somebody was jealous.
Ah, I mean, he's fucking perfect,
and Im just some--
Hey, watch the potty mouth.
Lady present.
You're perfect for me, Randy Parker.
Besides, I know something your sister doesn't.
Yeah, what's that?
That my butt's pretty good, too?
She knows that. We used to take baths together.
No. I know that you're coming home to me.
And you're right about that tush.
-Oh ho ho ho.
-Aah! Why, Mr. Parker.
OSCAR: It's up here, guys!
Well, hello, Grimleys house.
(LAUGHS)
That is some serious Clampett-looking shit.
-RANDY: Jesus.
-I'm going in.
(GASPS)
(WOOD CREAKING)
Grimley...
are you home?
-(ROAR ECHOES)
-Grimley?
(BIRD SQUAWKS)
Are you home?
(EVIL LAUGH)
It's okay.
Grimley?
Waah!
(BIRDS COOING)
(LAUGHTER)
Hey, we should just set up camp here and, um,
check it out before we leave in the morning, guys.
-Niles?
-Yeah.
Probably a good idea.
-Ahh--
-Don't.
Ah, come on. It's just birds.
(GROWLS)
(KAREN LAUGHING)
(SNARL)
(LOW GROWL)
Heh. Hey, Randolff,
there's nothing out there, okay?
-(SCOFFS)
-Relax.
Hey, it's a party, brother love. Come on.
Choice.
Swamp grass.
(LAUGHS)
-You want some of this?
-Mm, no, thanks.
Pass it on, then.
Mm.
-Heh.
-Here.
(LAUGHS)
I wasn't gonna do anything.
(LAUGHS)
(OWL HOOTS)
Shit.
I'm out of beer.
Oscar, will you toss me the keys?
I got another case stashed in the truck.
Sure thing, Randolff.
(FAKE LAUGH)
Lock it up for me.
(LOCKJAW SNARLS)
No, hey, man. It's cool.
I don't need you to go with me, Niles.
I got this by myself.
That's great, Parker, 'cause we're about
to go take a walk by ourselves.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, and, Oscar, I imagine we're leaving
as early as possible tomorrow.
NILES: Right? Attaboy.
(LAUGHS)
And then there were three.
-(SNORTS)
-Whoa.
Stupid.
(LOCKJAW SNORTS)
(LAUGHS)
(SNARLING AND FOOTSTEPS)
(BOTTLE OPENS)
Why don't you just light somewhere?
Stop acting so squirrelly.
Shit, you makin' me itchy.
So tell me again why we--
why we got to stay out here.
Huh?
'Cause that's what Chopper told us to do,
so that's what we're gonna do.
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
So there ain't nothing set
against playin' with 'em,
is there?
What do you mean?
I mean, we supposed to make sure that they don't--
That they don't go nowheres.
So if we with 'em, huh...
I likes what you're thinkin' there.
I mean...
If we're supposed to keep an eye on 'em...
Heh.
I'm supposin' that'd be a fine way, I reckon.
I mean, and if we supposed to be
watching 'em, and then we be--
-Why--why can't we play, huh?
-Why can't we play?
Why can't we play?
Why can't we play?
Why can't we play?
Why can't we play? Hmm?
Heh heh.
(CHUCKLES)
I'm ready. You ready?
-(CHUCKLES)
-I'm ready.
(SHATTERS)
Hold on.
-JIMMY: Yee-hah!
-Hold on.
We gonna get some.
Come here.
Let's get some. Come on.
All right, come on.
All right. Hold on. Hold on.
I got to pee. Hmm.
(GRUNTING AND PANTING)
(URINATING)
Hey, bud.
(SNARL)
(SIGHING)
Hey, bud.
Why can't we play?
(SNARLING)
Oh, mommy.
We got to play, too, huh?
Make 'em play.
JIMMY: Ohh!
(GAGGING)
(LOCKJAW CHORTLES)
(GROANS)
(SIGHING)
Jimmy.
Where you at?
Jimmy!
(LOCKJAW SNARLS)
All right, ladies,
I think Im gonna pee and pack it in.
Unless you think you need any help.
(SNORTS)
-Ohh.
-(LAUGHS)
-(COUGHS)
-No?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
You sure?
All right. Good night, ladies.
Night, Grimley!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Greedy, sis.
Greedy.
That's it, baby.
The last drop.
(SNORTING)
Oh, fiddlesticks.
I was getting all tingly.
Where's Randy?
Mm, boys.
Why are they so stupid?
I don't even know why we need 'em
half the time, right?
(BOTH LAUGH)
You said it, sister.
They're only good about half the time.
(LOCKJAW SNORTING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Hey, where are we going?
-Come on, sugar.
Let me help you get in bed.
Okay. (GIGGLES)
Ohh. (LAUGHS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(LOCKJAW SNARLING)
You look like you're feeling good.
-Mmm. Mm-hmm.
-You feel good?
Here. Let me help you.
Thank you.
Whoa.
Whoa. Hey.
(GIGGLES) What are you doing?
(HISSING)
You like that?
(LAUGHS)
It was nice, but, I, um...
I'm not--
Neither am I,
except on special occasions.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(HISSES)
Hey, sweetness, help me out.
Sugar.
Beth.
Shit.
(SPLASH)
What the hell was going on in here?
Nothing.
I'm just tucking her in.
Well, you're done now. Get the hell out.
Fine.
(LOCKJAW SNORTS)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING STOPS)
(GROWLING RESUMES)
Comfy?
(SIGHS) Mm-hmm.
It's beautiful out here.
Makes me feel right at home.
Yeah?
I like having you this close to me
for a whole two weeks together.
Well, now that Ive resigned my commission,
you're gonna have me all the time,
so you actually might get pretty sick of me.
-I might.
-(LAUGHS)
No. That'll never happen.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Do you regret giving it up for me?
No, Em, I don't.
It's not my life anymore. You're my life.
And there is nothing about you that I regret,
not for a minute.
Hmm.
NILES: Come here.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(TWIG SNAPS)
(UNZIPS ZIPPER)
Oh, this is good.
I told you.
Damn it. Pictures are gonna be blurry.
They won't if you use both hands.
Here. Let me do that.
(SIGHING)
That better?
Let me get a look at 'em for a minute.
Let me see.
KAREN: Oh, would you look at that.
Come on.
Give it to me.
-Shh. Shh.
-Come on.
-(GASPING)
-(SIGHS)
Damn it, Oscar.
What about me?
Tcch. What about me?
(CAMERA CLICKING)
Damn, Oscar, if you weren't my own brother...
(GASPING)
Hey, Pa.
You want to look?
RANDY: What the...
CHOPPER: Already done told you,
nothing could be done about her.
It's the way it is.
The lord's will will be done, boy.
Hey! Get back over here!
You, what the hell you doing?
Pick her up, and get her back to the house.
Now pay attention to me, damn it.
It's the way it was with your ma.
Everybody gotta do their part.
Or has city livin' taken that out of you, huh?
Everybody gotta give of themselves
-during lean times.
-Lean times.
Mm-hmm.
-I know.
-Look at me.
I know. Sorry, Pa.
All right, you best be going.
Sun's gonna be up soon.
Go on. Get the rope.
(TWIG SNAPS)
RANDY: Oh, Christ.
Ah, shit.
(SNARL)
(GROWLING)
RANDY: What the fuck is that?
-(ROARS)
-Shit.
(ROAR ECHOES)
Give me a kiss, baby.
-Don't go far.
-Yeah, I won't. (SIGHS)
(GROWLING)
-What was that?
-What was what?
I heard something over there.
(GROWL)
Probably opossum.
It's not opossum.
-Oh, my God.
-(HISSES)
Niles, there's something there.
It's big.
(GROWLING)
Hello?
I'm gonna go check it out.
(GASPS)
Oscar, what the fuck is your damage, man?
-You're lucky I didn't kill you.
-(GASPING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
-Hey, wait a minute.
-He was yelling. He was yelling.
And he's fucking-- I told him to chill.
A-and he goes fucking ape-shit.
And she was crying, man.
-Who?
-And I tried to stop him,
he cut me! Look. He fucking cut me!
Who the fuck-- Who cut you?!
(PANTING) Randy. R-Randy.
What?
Randy's lost his fucking mind, man!
Randy? My Randy?
You're fucking delusional. There is--
Hold on, Em. Hold on.
Chill out. Let's talk.
-Hey, hey, Oscar, Oscar.
Oscar, calm down.
-No, you gotta--
-You calm the fuck down!
-Karen, man!
He fucking cut Karen!
I tried to stop him! But I couldn't.
I tried to stop him.
-I think she's fucking dead, man.
-Ah, fuck.
-She's fucking dead.
-Okay, stay here.
I'm going back to camp
and check it out, all right?
No, Im not staying here, okay?
I'm coming with you.
My brother would not hurt anyone,
let alone kill someone.
Em, stay here.
Okay, he's smoked out of his gourd.
He's probably having a bad trip.
But just in case
something did happen,
I want to make sure you're safe.
You think Im-- I'm safer here
with this than with you?
Look at him, okay?
He's in shock.
I've seen it a million times.
Just put the blanket over him.
He'll sweat it out, all right?
Hey, trust me.
Okay.
I love you.
Okay. I love you.
Okay. Um...
(MOANING)
Oscar, it's okay.
No. My sister's dead.
Hey.
It's okay, all right?
Thanks, Emily.
(SNARLING)
(CHEWING)
(ROARING)
Run!
Did you see that thing?
Yeah, and it didn't get any prettier
the second time.
(ROARS)
(INSECTS CHIRPING OUTSIDE)
(MUFFLED SOBBING)
Oh, no, no, no, baby girl.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
Here you go.
-Now, now--
-(SOBBING)
No, don't you cry now, darlin'.
Daddy gonna take you home.
Yeah. You'll be all right.
-No. Now you stop that.
-Mm.
This is an honor.
You was raised right.
Yeah, the right way,
the true way.
(CRYING)
This used to be your mama's...
and her grandma before her
and so on and so on.
Been in the family a long time,
long time.
And now it's yours.
Yeah.
Yeah.
(GROANS)
Now, where are you, you--
Ah.
-(BLADE SCRAPES)
-(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(MUFFLED) No, Papa. No.
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
No. No, no.
(SOBBING)
Oh, no. You think--
Here. Let me tie that off, stop the bleeding,
make it a little better for you.
How's that now?
Yeah.
(SOBBING)
No. No.
You--you can't fight the Lord's will.
Mm-mm.
(HORN HONKS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck?
Highway fucking 77?
Do you think it's still behind us?
I don't think there's any way
we can outrun that thing
if it's trying to catch us, man.
Em! Where's Em?! Where's Em?!
Hey, keep your distance, Parker!
Keep your fucking distance.
How 'bout you tell me
where Karen and Beth are first, huh?
I don't know where Beth is, man.
I think that thing fucking took her.
I--hell, I don't know.
It could have been Oscar
and that hillbilly fucker from the town.
Motherfucker.
(MOANS)
Shootfire.
(GROWL)
(GROWL)
Randy?
Randy.
Baby?
Guys?
Ecch.
(GASPS) Ooh.
So icky. (SIGHS)
Guys, where are you?!
What is that smell?
This isn't funny!
(SQUISHING)
(YELLS)
Uhh.
No.
(GASPS) Guys?
(CHEWING)
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
(ROARS)
(SCREAM FADES)
(WHIMPERS)
(CRYING)
(GROWLING BELOW)
(WOOD CREAKS)
(GROWLING)
(MUFFLED YELLING)
(SIGHING)
(HISSING)
(SNUFFLING)
(GROWLING)
(SNIFFS)
(HEART BEATING)
(ROARS)
(GUNSHOT)
Gaah! God damn it!
BUD: Now drop it, boy! (CHAMBERS ROUND)
I said drop it.
Right now! Drop it!
You okay?
Where y'all running to, huh? Huh?
Some thing is out here with us, okay?
Okay, we need help.
Shit, I am helping you, boy.
Hey, look, hoss.
Now maybe you're not hearing me.
Some big thing, some animal monster thing
is out here, and it's hungry.
Okay? So unless--unless you're gonna help us,
why don't you get out of the goddamn way, okay?
You ain't got to yell, boy. I heard you.
But I ain't gonna do that.
He done chose y'all.
Chosen? What the hell are you taking about?
What'd you think, boy?
God, dummy. He done chose y'all.
-That fucking animal?
-He ain't no animal.
He's the grand seor, the true god.
I think he done chose jimmy, too.
(SPEAKING CAJON PATOIS)
No, we don't know what the fuck you're saying.
Why don't you get the fuck out of the way, man?
-He goddamn told us!
-(COUGHS)
Shut up!
Now, y'all goin' back to that house right now.
Get up!
(FIRES SHOT)
(YELLING)
(DROPS RIFLE)
You all right?
(ROARING)
Em.
Go get Em.
Go get Em.
(ROAR ECHOES)
What's wrong, Oscar? My girl's too much for you?
(SPITS)
(BONES CRACK)
Emily?
-Don't touch her!
-Hey.
Where's Emily?
It's too late. I can't save her.
She's his now.
Oscar, either you tell me where Emily is,
or I will take that blade,
and I will fuckin' kill you with it.
And what have you done with her?!
I did as I was told!
We all do!
We have to give him what he wants...
and he gives us what we need.
That's the way. That's the old way!
(COUGHS)
You don't get it.
He saved us.
He made us.
We're family.
(FLESH TEARS)
Shit.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily.
Emily. Emily.
-Hey. Hey. Hey.
-Mm.
Hey, wake up.
(WHIMPERS)
Tell me you're okay, Emily, please.
Baby.
-Wake up, please. Did he hurt you?
-No.
-We gotta go.
-Be near me.
-I don't care.
-No, come on.
Get me out of here.
-Come on.
-Baby.
Come on. Come on.
(LOCKJAW GROWLING)
(WHIMPERS)
NILES: Come on, Em. Come on. Come on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait. Come here. Come here.
(THUNDER CRASHES)
We can make this. Come on.
(GROWL NEARBY)
We have to make this. We have to make this.
Come on. We have to make this.
Come on.
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING ECHOES)
All right. Well, Em,
it ain't pretty, baby,
but it'll work. Come on.
We gotta take this.
(WHIMPERS) No. No.
What are you doing? Emily.
-Emily, come on.
-(SOBBING)
Em, baby, come on.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby.
Listen, you gotta--
You gotta work with me here, all right?
I don't care if I have to kill every living thing
in this fucking backwoods.
I'm gonna get you home.
Nobody is ever gonna take you
from me again.
I swear to God. All right?
Now, I saw the freeway,
and it runs parallel with the river.
If we stay low, we take the boat,
we got a chance, baby.
We got a chance.
We'll run into a major town.
No, no, no. Stay with me.
Stay with me. Stay with me.
Stay with me. Look at me.
All right? Come on. Come on.
Work with me here. Work with me.
-Okay.
-Come on.
(LOCKJAW ROARS)
-The thing's after us.
-I know.
It's tracking us with the smell.
Okay, we get in the water,
and it gives us a better chance,
buys us more time.
This makes us harder to track. Come on, baby.
-Come on. Get low.
-No. I want to go home.
That's the way home, Emily.
The boat is the way home.
No, I don't want to go home,
and I want my brother, and I--
Oh, my God.
Where's Randy?
Niles, where's Randy?
(SOBBING) Oh, my God!
He's dead, isn't he?
Emily...
you gotta get in this boat.
You've gotta get in the boat, baby. Come on.
O-okay.
(LOCKJAW ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
(EMILY SCREAMING)
Em! Emily!
-Emily!
-No!
(SOBS, SCREAMS)
-Motherfuckers!
-(SCREAMING)
-You motherfucker, Im gonna kill you!
-(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(EMILY SOBBING)
What do you want with me?
Let me go!
What do you want?
Oh, now, child, don't you fret so.
This an honor you be doin' for us.
You the chosen one, sweet thing.
(LAUGHS)
Yes, you're gonna be made one with us.
-One with God.
-(SPITS)
(LAUGHS)
What-- (SNIFFS)
You smell that?
Smell the sulfur?
They say that that's what hell gonna smell like.
But then you can tell me
if that's true or not,
when he get through with you,
pretty lady.
-Fuck you.
-(LAUGHS)
(GASPS)
Get her up there.
(MURMURING)
Not kin.
Outsider.
(MURMURING)
(TOGETHER) Through the blood,
we feed his soul.
Through the flesh, the pact, uphold.
(THUNDER CRASHES)
A bride he takes, our life renews.
Through his seed, our line endures.
Praise anon, anon, our Lord.
Always his will will be done.
Through the blood, we feed his soul.
Through the flesh, the pact, uphold.
A bride he takes, our life renews.
Through his seed, our line endures.
Praise anon, anon, our Lord.
Always his will will be done.
(ALONE) Blood is blood.
ALL: Blood is blood.
-I offer this woman to the Lord.
-ALL: To the lord.
-(SNARLING)
-May his seed be true.
-Seed be true.
-And through him, our blood renewed.
Our blood renewed.
His will will be done.
(LOCKJAW GROWLING)
Like I was taught by my kin
and their kin before,
now I teach my kin.
Raah!
(GROWLS)
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
-Come on!
(ROARS)
(GURGLING)
What the fuck?
(YELLING)
(COUGHING)
(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(CHORTLES)
(ROARS)
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(LAUGHS)
I hope you choke on me,
you ugly, inbred, half-breed fuck.
(JAWS BITE)
(ROARS)
No. No!
-Motherfucker!
-(ROARS)
JIMMY: You have no idea
what a real monster looks like.
(GURGLING)
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(EMILY SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
-Emily! I got you!
I'm not letting you go!
-No! Aah!
I'm not letting you go! Em!
Niles, don't let me go!
Please don't let me go!
I'm not! No! No!
Em!
No! Stop!
Stop!
(LOCKJAW GROWLING)
(GROWLING STOPS)
(MUSIC PLAYING ONLY)
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS)
I'm gonna say hello.
Let's go get something to eat.
That's right.
Now you go ahead and get some.
-Hi there.
-Okay.
Here you go, partner.
All right. Thanks for coming.
Oh, here's one for you.
Ha. Well, thank you.
Ha ha ha ha.
WOMAN: Praise the lord.
-Praise the...
-Ooh, whee.
That's gonna make a mighty fine picture.
Yes, sir, mighty fine.
He gonna make a mighty fine addition
to the family, Chopper, yes, sir.
Good job, sir. Good job.
-Thank you kindly.
-Ha ha.
We mighty proud of the little guy.
Yeah.
He gonna do real nice.
Good-looking boy, too.
Kind of reminds me of his daddy.
(LAUGHS)
CHASING JUNE:
Give me
That old time religion
Give me
That old time religion
Give me that
Old time religion
It's good enough for me
It was good for mothers
It was good for mothers
It was good for mothers
And it's good enough
For me
It has served
Our fathers
It has
Served our fathers
It has served
Our fathers
It's good enough for me
Makes me love everybody
Makes me love everybody
Makes me love everybody
And it's
Good enough for me
It will take us all
To heaven
It will
Take us all to heaven
It will take us all
To heaven
It's good enough for me
Give me
That old time religion
Give me
That old time religion
Give me that
Old time religion
It's good enough for me
Give me
That old time religion
Give me
That old time religion
Give me that
Old time religion
It's good enough for me
Give me
That old time religion
Give me that
Old time religion
Give me
That old time religion
It's good enough for me
(KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE
OF LIFE PLAYING)
CHASING JUNE:
And a troubled side of life
There's a dark
But there's a bright
And a sunny side, too
Though we'll meet with
The darkness and strife
The sunny side
You also may view
Keep on the sunny side
Always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side
Of life
It will help us every day
It will brighten all the way
If we keep
On the sunny side of life
Oh, the storm and
Its fury breaks today
The crushing hopes
That we cherish so dear
Clouds and storm
Will in time pass away
And the sun again
Will shine bright and clear
Keep on the sunny side
Always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side
Of life
It will help us every day
It will brighten all the way
If we keep
On the sunny side of life
Let us greet with a song
Of hope each day
Though the moment
Be cloudy or fair
Let us trust
In our savior always
He'll keep us
Every one in his care
Keep on the sunny side
Always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side
Of life
It will help us every day
It will brighten all the way
If we keep
On the sunny side of life
Keep on the sunny side
Always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side
Of life
It will help us every day
It will brighten all the way
If we keep
On the sunny side of life
If we'll keep on
The sunny side of life
(LOCKJAW ROARS)