Crystal Fairy (2013) Movie Script
[WHIRRING...]
[WHOOSH]
[GOTHIC CHANTING, #...]
[CRACKLING, GOTHIC CHANTING
CONTINUES, #...]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR,
LOUD MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE]
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE]
[INDISTINCT VOICES...]
[INDISTINCT VOICES...]
[LOUD MUSIC AND CONVERSATIONS]
[ALL SPEAKING SPANISH...]
This is my friend, Jamie.
This is my friend, Jamie.
Hola.
JAMIE: Lobo, hey,
how are you?
How are you?
What's up?
What's up?
Yeah, glad to meet you.
Yeah, glad to meet you.
Yeah, welcome.
Yeah, welcome.
How's Chile?
How's Chile?
Man, I feel at home.
Man, I feel at home.
[INDISTINCT]
[INDISTINCT]
You want to have it?
You want to have it?
Yeah, yeah, whatever you're
yeah, yeah, whatever you're
having.
Having.
You guys wanna smoke
you guys wanna smoke
some weed? Yeah.
Some weed? Yeah.
It's just Chilean weed, man.
It's just Chilean weed, man.
[LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES...]
[LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES...]
JAMIE: I hear that it lasts,
JAMIE: I hear that it lasts,
like, eight hours, and that the
like, eight hours, and that the
peak of it is really like four
peak of it is really like four
hours into it.
Hours into it.
Yeah, that's true but one
yeah, that's true but one
thing you wanna make sure...
thing you wanna make sure...
yeah, yeah, well, I read the
yeah, yeah, well, I read the
doors of perception, you know.
Doors of perception, you know.
He describes it basically as
he describes it basically as
like we have a reducing valve in
like we have a reducing valve in
our consciousness and like, this
our consciousness and like, this
kind of like opens up your, you
kind of like opens up your, you
know...
Know...
...Your valve,
...your valve,
your reducing valve?
Your reducing valve?
Huxley?
Huxley?
Yeah, I've heard of that book.
Yeah, I've heard of that book.
I've actually never read it.
I've actually never read it.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Hi!
Hi!
These are my friends...
These are my friends...
This is Jamie...
This is Jamie...
It's really important that you
it's really important that you
fast if you take it...
Fast if you take it...
You have to fast?
You have to fast?
12 hours before or something?
12 hours before or something?
Yeah, you should...
Yeah, you should...
Don't exaggerate, but...
Don't exaggerate, but...
Want some?
Want some?
No, uh, I'm high on life.
No, uh, I'm high on life.
Whatever knocks you out.
Whatever knocks you out.
Try to be in a good mood
try to be in a good mood
too, man, like you you guys
too, man, like you you guys
wanna like, kind take care of
wanna like, kind take care of
each other...
Each other...
You have experienced...
You have experienced...
JAMIE: Yeah.
JAMIE: Yeah.
I'm not afraid of...
I'm not afraid of...
[LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES...]
[LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES...]
Is that Chilean cocaine?
Is that Chilean cocaine?
Yeah, it's Chilean cocaine,
yeah, it's Chilean cocaine,
you like it?
You like it?
Can I get some of this,
can I get some of this,
because I haven't had very good
because I haven't had very good
cocaine in Chile.
Cocaine in Chile.
Yeah, manu, can we get some?
Yeah, manu, can we get some?
Umm... Can I buy some?
Umm... Can I buy some?
Do you have more?
Do you have more?
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, I mean...
I can ask a friend.
I can ask a friend.
Yeah, it's like really...
Yeah, it's like really...
This is actually really good.
This is actually really good.
You know, and the weed is nice,
you know, and the weed is nice,
too, that you have because the
too, that you have because the
other weeds I've had here have
other weeds I've had here have
been, you know, a little heady,
been, you know, a little heady,
like, you can feel a pressure on
like, you can feel a pressure on
your face and like, you can't
your face and like, you can't
think through a clear thought...
Think through a clear thought...
But this one was really nice.
But this one was really nice.
Yeah, it sounds like you've
yeah, it sounds like you've
done a lot of drugs here and
done a lot of drugs here and
stuff.
Stuff.
Not life, though, you know,
not life, though, you know,
I don't get high on life
I don't get high on life
every day.
Every day.
God, I would probably
God, I would probably
drop dead.
Drop dead.
You wanna get out of this room?
You wanna get out of this room?
It's like really uncomfortable
it's like really uncomfortable
in here.
In here.
Hey, thank you.
Hey, thank you.
[LOUD MUSIC AND GENERAL
[LOUD MUSIC AND GENERAL
CONVERSATIONS]
[CONVERSATIONS]
What was her problem? Why?
What was her problem? Why?
She's like, "I'm high on
she's like, "I'm high on
life," and then she's doing
life," and then she's doing
cocaine?
Cocaine?
Ah, forget it.
Ah, forget it.
I find that shit so annoying.
I find that shit so annoying.
I have to take a shit, that's
I have to take a shit, that's
like crazy, poisonous...
Like crazy, poisonous...
Chilean drugs.
Chilean drugs.
I'll see you.
I'll see you.
Hello, is someone in here?
Hello, is someone in here?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
[MUFFLED MUSIC THUMPING...]
[MUFFLED MUSIC THUMPING...]
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[MUFFLED MUSIC CONTINUES]
[EERIE WHOOSHING...]
[WHIRRING, HORSE NEIGHS]
[LOUD MUSIC THUMPING...]
[GENERAL CONVERSATIONS]
[GENERAL CONVERSATIONS]
Hey, who's she?
Hey, who's she?
Yeah, she's an old friend,
yeah, she's an old friend,
man.
Man.
Isn't she amazing?
Isn't she amazing?
I love her!
I love her!
What about the other one?
What about the other one?
The other one is like,
the other one is like,
a dark cloud.
A dark cloud.
What the fuck is she
what the fuck is she
doing, man?
Doing, man?
Oh, poor thing!
Oh, poor thing!
She's like a lonely tornado.
She's like a lonely tornado.
What's up with her?
What's up with her?
She's embarrassing herself,
she's embarrassing herself,
right?
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, the other one's being
I mean, the other one's being
nice to her, she's not like
nice to her, she's not like
kicking her out.
Kicking her out.
Somebody save her!
Somebody save her!
I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Good luck, man...
Good luck, man...
I think she needs it!
I think she needs it!
Hola!
Hola!
Hola!
Hola!
Do you speak English?
Do you speak English?
Yes.
Yes.
Where are you from?
Where are you from?
America, everywhere...
America, everywhere...
Me too. Yeah?
Me too. Yeah?
You're the first American
you're the first American
I've met here.
I've met here.
Hi!
Hi!
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're embarrassing yourself.
You're embarrassing yourself.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Am I embarrassing yourself,
am I embarrassing yourself,
you mean?
You mean?
We're all one self, man.
We're all one self, man.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
We're one giant consciousness.
We're one giant consciousness.
What, what's your religion?
What, what's your religion?
Are you religious or something?
Are you religious or something?
That's like doors of perception
that's like doors of perception
shit you're saying,
shit you're saying,
you know?
You know?
You ever read that book?
You ever read that book?
You know that book?
You know that book?
Aldous huxley?
Aldous huxley?
The doors of perception...
The doors of perception...
Yes! Yeah!
Yes! Yeah!
Champa!
Champa!
Hola, amigo.
Hola, amigo.
How are you, man?
How are you, man?
Hey, good, how are you doing?
Hey, good, how are you doing?
Fine.
Fine.
This is maca.
This is maca.
Maca? Jamie.
Maca? Jamie.
Jamie, my friend.
Jamie, my friend.
This is crystal fairy.
This is crystal fairy.
Sorry?
Sorry?
And this is champa.
And this is champa.
I live with him, we live
I live with him, we live
together.
Together.
Champa, champa...
Champa, champa...
Your name, sorry?
Your name, sorry?
Crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy.
She's gonna come with us to the
she's gonna come with us to the
north tomorrow.
North tomorrow.
She's gonna come in the suburban
she's gonna come in the suburban
and we'll all drive together,
and we'll all drive together,
and there'll be a female
and there'll be a female
presence now on the trip.
Presence now on the trip.
Is that cool? Uh...
Is that cool? Uh...
She wants to drink San Pedro.
She wants to drink San Pedro.
But... will you come in the
but... will you come in the
car or in the...
Car or in the...
She'll come in the suburban.
She'll come in the suburban.
Uh, hey, it's a problem
uh, hey, it's a problem
because the suburban is kind of
because the suburban is kind of
full because I'm taking my
full because I'm taking my
little brothers, you remember?
Little brothers, you remember?
You don't think we can
you don't think we can
all fit?
All fit?
Oh, I don't want to be an
oh, I don't want to be an
imposition.
Imposition.
Well, maybe take a bus then,
well, maybe take a bus then,
meet us there...
Meet us there...
Yeah, I'll take a bus!
Yeah, I'll take a bus!
Just... [INDISTINCT] And then
just... [INDISTINCT] And then
call me when you get there and
call me when you get there and
we'll find you.
We'll find you.
I took the bus all over
I took the bus all over
Argentina, have you done that?
Argentina, have you done that?
That'll be fun.
That'll be fun.
You'll just take a bus...
You'll just take a bus...
Perfecto, perfecto.
Perfecto, perfecto.
Hey, if I give you my phone
hey, if I give you my phone
number...
Number...
9-5-0-3-0. 9-5-0-3-0.
9-5-0-3-0. 9-5-0-3-0.
[INDISTINCT]
[INDISTINCT]
...You have to come.
...you have to come.
...I have to bus?
...I have to bus?
Copiapo.
Copiapo.
Copiapo, that's it.
Copiapo, that's it.
Just go on Google and type in
just go on Google and type in
bus or just type in bus,
bus or just type in bus,
it's like the same word.
It's like the same word.
I'm going to go and look at
I'm going to go and look at
the moon now.
The moon now.
Wow...
Wow...
This is such a good omen.
This is such a good omen.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
We should get going soon,
we should get going soon,
because I think we're
because I think we're
going to get up like really
going to get up like really
early and go?
Early and go?
CHAMPA: Yeah, yeah.
CHAMPA: Yeah, yeah.
I'm kind of tired, man.
I'm kind of tired, man.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
I might do a little more of that
I might do a little more of that
blow, I have a little more left.
Blow, I have a little more left.
You wanna do some?
You wanna do some?
No, thank you man.
No, thank you man.
No, no.
No, no.
O.K., I'm going to do it.
O.K., I'm going to do it.
See you later.
See you later.
Then we'll go soon.
Then we'll go soon.
[MUSIC AND GENERAL
[MUSIC AND GENERAL
CONVERSATIONS]
Yo, Jamie, dude.
Hola, amigo.
Hola, amigo.
We need to go, man.
We need to go, man.
Yeah, I'm just making
yeah, I'm just making
one drink.
One drink.
It's too late.
It's too late.
No more drinks, man.
No more drinks, man.
No, no.
No, no.
I'm going man, sorry.
I'm going man, sorry.
If you wanna stay, O.K., but...
If you wanna stay, O.K., but...
Hey, I've got a little more
hey, I've got a little more
blow.
Blow.
[MUSIC AND GENERAL
[MUSIC AND GENERAL
CONVERSATIONS...]
Bye.
I'll call you tomorrow, O.K.?
I'll call you tomorrow, O.K.?
Get home safe.
Get home safe.
Yeah, you too.
[WOMEN SPEAKING SPANISH...]
WOMEN: Hi!
WOMAN: Hi!
WOMAN: Hi!
JAMIE: Hi.
JAMIE: Hi.
Hi! Fucking me.
Hi! Fucking me.
Hi, what?
Hi, what?
I can't afford it.
I can't afford it.
[ALL LAUGH]
[ALL LAUGH]
Tell her I can't afford it.
Tell her I can't afford it.
Good night.
Good night.
What's she saying?
What's she saying?
She wants apple.
She wants apple.
No, I'm not giving you my
no, I'm not giving you my
apple!
Apple!
How many dicks have you sucked
how many dicks have you sucked
tonight?
Tonight?
A lot.
A lot.
What are their names?
What are their names?
What are your names?
What are your names?
My name is Hannah. Hi!
My name is Hannah. Hi!
And botota.
And botota.
Why don't you have some real
why don't you have some real
food?
Food?
We'll cook you dinner.
We'll cook you dinner.
I'll cook you dinner.
I'll cook you dinner.
Come... a LA casa!
Come... a LA casa!
Come on!
Come on!
No problem.
No problem.
[MUSIC PLAYING IN APARTMENT]
[MUSIC PLAYING IN APARTMENT]
[CLICKING SODA CAN]
[CLICKING SODA CAN]
CHAMPA: I'm going to bed,
CHAMPA: I'm going to bed,
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
JAMIE: Yeah, I'm so
JAMIE: Yeah, I'm so
tired too.
Tired too.
I'm just going to cook this and
I'm just going to cook this and
eat this with them, I think, and
eat this with them, I think, and
go to bed too.
Go to bed too.
Yeah, the girls are waiting,
yeah, the girls are waiting,
man.
Man.
O.K., good night.
O.K., good night.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Hey...
Hey...
What's the situation?
What's the situation?
JAMIE: Are you going to sleep
JAMIE: Are you going to sleep
after this, or are you going to
after this, or are you going to
be working?
Be working?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Fucking!
Fucking!
Working, working.
Working, working.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
You've been...
You've been...
How long have you been
how long have you been
doing that kind of work?
Doing that kind of work?
No, no, eh...
No, no, eh...
Hmm... Aburrida.
Hmm... Aburrida.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
But you don't enjoy it.
But you don't enjoy it.
Thanks. Thanks.
Thanks. Thanks.
Oh, you gotta go work
oh, you gotta go work
right now.
Right now.
Yes, yes, ahora.
Yes, yes, ahora.
Want have the dollar.
Want have the dollar.
O.K., O.K., O.K., all right.
O.K., O.K., O.K., all right.
You don't want any rice?
You don't want any rice?
O.K., bye!
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[INHALING SHARPLY]
[CELL PHONE RINGING
AND VIBRATING]
Jamie!
Yo, Jamie!
Yo, Jamie!
Hola... hola...
Hola... hola...
Yo, man.
Yo, man.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
You were supposed to be
you were supposed to be
waiting down here with
waiting down here with
the stuff.
The stuff.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, please hurry up, man.
Yeah, please hurry up, man.
My little brothers are waiting.
My little brothers are waiting.
Um, can you give me
um, can you give me
10 minutes?
10 minutes?
We're kind of late, man.
We're kind of late, man.
Please hurry up.
Please hurry up.
Come up. O.K.
Come up. O.K.
We don't have to shout
we don't have to shout
like this.
Like this.
[BLINDS CLATTER]
[BLINDS CLATTER]
[WATER RUNNING]
[WATER RUNNING]
I'll be waiting in the
I'll be waiting in the
car, man.
Car, man.
O.K., lady botota.
O.K., lady botota.
I'll be five minutes.
I'll be five minutes.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
Wow...
Wow...
Yo, man.
Yo, man.
Great car.
Great car.
Yeah, the only problem is
yeah, the only problem is
it's so expensive.
It's so expensive.
It spends too much gas.
It spends too much gas.
I'll cover gas, man.
I'll cover gas, man.
I'll cover gas.
I'll cover gas.
Really? Cool, thanks.
Really? Cool, thanks.
No worries.
No worries.
[DOORS SHUT, IGNITION STARTS]
[DOORS SHUT, IGNITION STARTS]
I'm sorry those women were
I'm sorry those women were
scaring you last night.
Scaring you last night.
So crazy. They were fun.
So crazy. They were fun.
I liked botota... yeah, like,
I liked botota... yeah, like,
I liked botota because she was
I liked botota because she was
kind of quiet but Hannah kept
kind of quiet but Hannah kept
like, getting aggressive
like, getting aggressive
with me.
With me.
This is the perfect thing in my
this is the perfect thing in my
life right now, to do mescaline.
Life right now, to do mescaline.
I'm just getting into all this,
I'm just getting into all this,
really getting heavy in to all
really getting heavy in to all
this phenomenology stuff and
this phenomenology stuff and
it's all related, you know,
it's all related, you know,
it's like...
It's like...
So your brothers are gonna take
so your brothers are gonna take
it too?
It too?
Did they decide they want to?
Did they decide they want to?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
That's what they tell me, yeah.
That's what they tell me, yeah.
So I have to get enough
so I have to get enough
because, uh...
Because, uh...
I don't wanna take, like,
I don't wanna take, like,
you know, less than the
you know, less than the
recommended dosage.
Recommended dosage.
We should all...
We should all...
We should make sure there's
we should make sure there's
enough for us to all do the
enough for us to all do the
right amount.
Right amount.
If not, maybe they'll just hang
if not, maybe they'll just hang
out or something.
Out or something.
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
[CAR HORN HONKS]
Yo!
Pilo.
Pilo.
How are you, man?
How are you, man?
Good, how are you doing?
Good, how are you doing?
Fine, you?
Fine, you?
I'm dead, man.
I'm dead, man.
Exhausted, man, we did so much
exhausted, man, we did so much
cocaine last night.
Cocaine last night.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
We could hardly sleep.
We could hardly sleep.
I did more than him, but...
I did more than him, but...
Somebody put some like klonopin
somebody put some like klonopin
in it or something.
In it or something.
Yeah, bring those.
Yeah, bring those.
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
JAMIE: Hey, lel.
Hey, are you going to drink the
hey, are you going to drink the
San Pedro with us?
San Pedro with us?
San Pedro? Yeah.
San Pedro? Yeah.
We'll have a psychoactive
we'll have a psychoactive
voyage, you know?
Voyage, you know?
Oh... [CHUCKLES]
Oh... [CHUCKLES]
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's true.
It's true.
It's just a plant, you know,
it's just a plant, you know,
I mean, it's just the San Pedro
I mean, it's just the San Pedro
cactus.
Cactus.
It's been an ancient tradition.
It's been an ancient tradition.
They've been doing it for
they've been doing it for
hundreds of years.
Hundreds of years.
It's like... really traditional.
What are you saying?
I'm trying to translate what
I'm trying to translate what
you said.
You said.
It's, it's safe.
It's, it's safe.
Don't worry!
Don't worry!
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Uh, Jamie?
Uh, Jamie?
My knees...
My knees...
It's like...
It's like...
Sorry, man, I'm tired.
Sorry, man, I'm tired.
Yeah, but please...
Yeah, but please...
Is that better?
Is that better?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Right there.
Right there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
[MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR]
[MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR]
MAN: #...I'm the king of
MAN: #...I'm the king of
bungle, baby, I'm the king
bungle, baby, I'm the king
bungle... [INDISTINCT] #
Bungle... [INDISTINCT] #
WOMAN: # king of the bungle,
WOMAN: # king of the bungle,
king of the bungle #
King of the bungle #
# hear me when I come, baby
# hear me when I come, baby
# king of the bungle,
# king of the bungle,
king of the bungle #
King of the bungle #
[MUSIC THUMPING IN CAR]
Jamie, you want an empanada?
Cheese?
Cheese?
No, meat empanada?
No, meat empanada?
No, no, I don't think...
No, no, I don't think...
Does he have coffee or
does he have coffee or
something?
Something?
Do you have coffee, cafe?
Do you have coffee, cafe?
Is it...
Is it...
Real coffee or is it...
Real coffee or is it...
Instant coffee.
Instant coffee.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you not hungry, man?
Are you not hungry, man?
You haven't eaten all day.
You haven't eaten all day.
Oh, you don't know what they
oh, you don't know what they
put in them.
Put in them.
When they make them in these
when they make them in these
places, you know.
Places, you know.
I had that bad experience,
I had that bad experience,
you know, I ate...
You know, I ate...
Oh, yeah, I remember.
Oh, yeah, I remember.
An empanada and I...
An empanada and I...
Got really sick.
Got really sick.
I had to lie in bed all day.
Yeah, I threw up on the
driveway... gracias.
Gracias.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
Hello?
Hello?
[FAINTLY] Hey, Jamie, it's
[FAINTLY] Hey, Jamie, it's
me, crystal.
Me, crystal.
[OMINOUS SYMPHONIC MUSIC]
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Yo, Jamie, your phone.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, my God, it's me, crystal!
Oh, my God, it's me, crystal!
Jamie!
Jamie!
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
I'm on a bus, I'm on my way to
I'm on a bus, I'm on my way to
copiapo...
Copiapo...
I hope you're on your way there.
I hope you're on your way there.
LISTEN: Let's meet at the main
LISTEN: Let's meet at the main
square.
Square.
That was crystal fairy.
That was crystal fairy.
What? Crystal fairy,
what? Crystal fairy,
from last night.
From last night.
The crazy dancing girl?
The crazy dancing girl?
Wow, yeah. Yeah, so?
Wow, yeah. Yeah, so?
She just called me.
She just called me.
She says she's on a bus to
she says she's on a bus to
copiapo.
Copiapo.
She's gonna meet us in the
she's gonna meet us in the
square, she says.
Square, she says.
Are you serious, man?
Are you serious, man?
How did she get my phone
how did she get my phone
number?
Number?
Fuck, you gave it to
fuck, you gave it to
her, man.
Her, man.
Don't you remember?
Don't you remember?
[GRUNTS] I gave it to her and
[GRUNTS] I gave it to her and
she memorized it.
She memorized it.
This girl we met last night
this girl we met last night
at the party...
At the party...
Oh, that wasn't an
oh, that wasn't an
invitation.
Invitation.
I just told her what our
I just told her what our
plan was.
Plan was.
Yeah, it was an
yeah, it was an
invitation, man.
Invitation, man.
What is her problem?
What is her problem?
Why did she think I was
why did she think I was
inviting her?
Inviting her?
Because you gave her your
because you gave her your
cell phone and you told her
cell phone and you told her
to go.
To go.
That is an invitation.
That is an invitation.
That's not...
That's not...
That was not an invitation.
That was not an invitation.
Well, I knew it, man, fuck.
Why do you want to go
to the Plaza?
To the Plaza?
We don't have to adopt this
we don't have to adopt this
fairy just 'cause we talked to
fairy just 'cause we talked to
her for five minutes at a party.
Her for five minutes at a party.
It's not that I want to adopt
it's not that I want to adopt
the fairy, man.
The fairy, man.
But anyway, you invited her, so,
but anyway, you invited her, so,
like, see if she's there at
like, see if she's there at
least and... I don't know.
Least and... I don't know.
You are...
you are...
well, you're the one driving,
well, you're the one driving,
you know, if you want to go,
you know, if you want to go,
we can go check it out.
We can go check it out.
Yeah, let's do it, man.
JAMIE: Oh, great.
Who's this guy?
This guy helps people,
this guy helps people,
like, park.
Like, park.
O.K., look for a white girl.
O.K., look for a white girl.
A white girl?
A white girl?
She's a gringa.
She's a gringa.
Do you have any other
do you have any other
reference? I don't...
reference? I don't...
like, her hair?
Like, her hair?
I don't know what else to say
I don't know what else to say
about her.
About her.
I don't remember that much else
I don't remember that much else
about her.
About her.
What are these guys doing?
What are these guys doing?
HOLAWOMAN:
[CHURCH BELL TOLLS]
That over there, that group
that over there, that group
of women.
Of women.
It's like a whole group of
it's like a whole group of
fairies over there.
That's my drawing.
This is my, this is my...
This is my, this is my...
Pink shirt there, I think.
Pink shirt there, I think.
Oh, this is nice, right in the
oh, this is nice, right in the
middle of a park.
Middle of a park.
No, no!
No, no!
I think that... hey...
I think that... hey...
[WOMEN SHOUTING]
[WOMEN SHOUTING]
Oh my God, oh my God!
Oh my God, oh my God!
JAMIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
JAMIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
The drawing, I gave them
a drawing.
A drawing.
I gave them two fairy drawings.
JAMIE: What are they saying?
Ow!
Ow!
Very bad karma!
Very bad karma!
[DOG BARKS, ALL TALK AT ONCE]
[DOG BARKS, ALL TALK AT ONCE]
They're going to have very
they're going to have very
bad karma.
Bad karma.
[ALL TALK AT ONCE, DOG BARKS]
[ALL TALK AT ONCE, DOG BARKS]
I'll take my drawing back.
I'll take my drawing back.
JAMIE: Why are you even
JAMIE: Why are you even
talking to them?
They're going to have
bad karma.
Bad karma.
I mean, they're just drowning in
I mean, they're just drowning in
evil and hate.
Evil and hate.
I feel so sorry for them,
I feel so sorry for them,
I really do.
I really do.
What did you say to them?
What did you say to them?
I... they wanted,
I... they wanted,
they wanted...
Man, I'm so sorry, God.
That was insane.
That was insane.
Yeah, absolutely insane.
Yeah, absolutely insane.
They, like, were pulling my
they, like, were pulling my
hair out, you know?
Hair out, you know?
My shirt.
My shirt.
That woman ripped my shirt
that woman ripped my shirt
for no reason.
For no reason.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, whatever.
It's over, man.
It's over, man.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
As soon as possible.
Welcome to the group,
crystal fairy.
[CRYSTAL SINGING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Hey boys, chicos?
Do you think they have...
Do you think they have...
Do you have any fresher lettuce?
Do you have any fresher lettuce?
Can you ask her?
Can you ask her?
Wait a minute, is this what
wait a minute, is this what
you guys are buying?
You guys are buying?
Oh, boys, boys.
Oh, boys, boys.
This is a nightmare.
This is a nightmare.
No.
No.
We're going to have fun
we're going to have fun
with this.
With this.
All sugar.
All sugar.
This is all, let me see this.
This is all, let me see this.
Chito pake?
Chito pake?
You don't eat sugar?
You don't eat sugar?
What is this puppy?
What is this puppy?
This is how you poison?
This is how you poison?
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
You're very cute, but it's
you're very cute, but it's
not funny.
Not funny.
Pure poison, basically,
pure poison, basically,
for your body.
For your body.
Your pretty faces are going to
your pretty faces are going to
be destroyed.
Be destroyed.
Oh.
Oh.
What am I going to do with you?
What am I going to do with you?
Hey, crystal, they like,
hey, crystal, they like,
they just eat like this in
they just eat like this in
Chile, you know?
Chile, you know?
You're not going to change the
you're not going to change the
way these guys eat.
Way these guys eat.
Jamie, do you know what's
Jamie, do you know what's
going on in America with this
going on in America with this
sugar epidemic?
Sugar epidemic?
You've seen that it's
you've seen that it's
destroying...
destroying...
yeah, they don't really get
yeah, they don't really get
that here, you know?
That here, you know?
We've gotta spread the word!
We've gotta spread the word!
It is the same thing as adenol...
it is the same thing as adenol...
you should just get your
you should just get your
vegetables and they'll get
vegetables and they'll get
whatever they want and
whatever they want and
you know...
You know...
I'm going to share the
I'm going to share the
cheese pops with you.
Cheese pops with you.
You share your cheese pop
you share your cheese pop
with me, I'm gonna share my
with me, I'm gonna share my
vegetables with you.
Vegetables with you.
Champa versus crystal.
Champa versus crystal.
Sugar, vegetable food off!
Sugar, vegetable food off!
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
It's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be fun.
She's kind of exhausting,
she's kind of exhausting,
huh?
Huh?
Nah, it was fun, yeah.
Nah, it was fun, yeah.
Man, what if we honestly just
man, what if we honestly just
find a hostel and drop her off
find a hostel and drop her off
at a hostel or something?
At a hostel or something?
No, man, you can't be serous.
No, man, you can't be serous.
You want to leave her alone?
You want to leave her alone?
Is she really going to come
is she really going to come
all the way to pan de azucar
all the way to pan de azucar
with us?
With us?
I mean, can you imagine having
I mean, can you imagine having
her around?
Her around?
[CHAMPA STAMMERS]
[CHAMPA STAMMERS]
Leave her at a bus stop,
leave her at a bus stop,
you know?
You know?
It's like, we've done our job.
It's like, we've done our job.
But she's, like, part of us,
but she's, like, part of us,
you know?
You know?
She's not part of me, man.
She's not part of me, man.
I hardly know her.
Jamie! Amigo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're probably going to
yeah, we're probably going to
need some tampons now that we're
need some tampons now that we're
dragging this woman around.
Dragging this woman around.
Get her some deodorant too.
Yeah, that's great.
Get one of those.
Get one of those.
Man, do you think this is going
man, do you think this is going
to be crazy to have her with us
to be crazy to have her with us
the whole time?
The whole time?
Like, who she is?
Like, who she is?
If you guys are cool with it,
if you guys are cool with it,
though, I mean, you know.
Though, I mean, you know.
You guys are patient.
You guys are patient.
I just don't want it to ruin
I just don't want it to ruin
your trip.
Your trip.
She's not for me.
She's not for me.
Yeah, she'll be... no,
yeah, she'll be... no,
it'll be cool.
It'll be cool.
If she gets weird, we'll figure
if she gets weird, we'll figure
it out or get rid of her.
It out or get rid of her.
[DOOR SHUTS]
[DOOR SHUTS]
O.K., guys, there's room.
O.K., guys, there's room.
Let's get going.
Let's get going.
Cool.
That's mine. O.K.
What did she say, champa?
The room is only for four
the room is only for four
persons, but...
Persons, but...
There's four of us.
There's four of us.
There are five.
Jamie, I've been here before.
When?
When?
Exactly.
That's creepy.
CHAMPA:
CHAMPA:
JAMIE:
JAMIE:
I'm telling pilo to give his
I'm telling pilo to give his
bed to crystal fairy.
Bed to crystal fairy.
Oh, no. What?
Oh, no. What?
No, no. Why?
No, no. Why?
I'm happy on the floor.
I'm happy on the floor.
I don't mind sleeping
I don't mind sleeping
on the floor.
On the floor.
No, no, I don't.
No, no, I don't.
CHAMPA: She's a woman,
CHAMPA: She's a woman,
come on.
Come on.
She's a woman?
She's a woman?
What difference does it make?
What difference does it make?
Don't be sexist.
Don't be sexist.
He's right, we're all
he's right, we're all
the same.
The same.
Come on, I can sleep on the
come on, I can sleep on the
floor, really.
Floor, really.
Yeah, you're O.K. With it.
Yeah, you're O.K. With it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should have a bed.
Yeah, you should have a bed.
PILO: No, really.
PILO: No, really.
Yeah, you should have a rest.
Yeah, you should have a rest.
Pilo, are you sure?
Pilo, are you sure?
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, it's fine.
[SCOFFS] Thank you.
[SCOFFS] Thank you.
Oh, you boys are so sweet
oh, you boys are so sweet
and wonderful.
And wonderful.
Oh.
Oh.
God, what was going on in that
God, what was going on in that
park today before you got there?
Park today before you got there?
Those women, that was just,
those women, that was just,
they were like, the true
they were like, the true
expression of Kali.
Expression of Kali.
I mean, they had all the
I mean, they had all the
incredible goodness and the love
incredible goodness and the love
in them and then all the
in them and then all the
darkness and evil and it just...
darkness and evil and it just...
bam!... It came together and it
bam!... It came together and it
just was unleashed upon me in
just was unleashed upon me in
such a moment of wild humanity
such a moment of wild humanity
and then out of nowhere,
and then out of nowhere,
you guys were just... there.
You guys were just... there.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Yeah, that was crazy.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
O.K., I think I need a beer.
O.K., I think I need a beer.
You want to go buy a beer
you want to go buy a beer
with me?
With me?
CHAMPA: That's a good idea.
CHAMPA: That's a good idea.
Bring some beer back.
Bring some beer back.
I would like some beer.
I would like some beer.
Would you like anything,
would you like anything,
crystal fairy?
Crystal fairy?
Um...
Um...
You know, no, no.
You know, no, no.
I'm O.K. You're good?
I'm O.K. You're good?
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thank you, sweet boys.
Thank you, sweet boys.
O.K., what would rather do,
O.K., what would rather do,
stick your nose into crystal
stick your nose into crystal
fairy's armpit and breathe in
fairy's armpit and breathe in
through your nose for two hours
through your nose for two hours
or make out with your father for
or make out with your father for
two hours?
Two hours?
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Really try and imagine.
Really try and imagine.
Um...
Um...
I think I'll pick my father.
I think I'll pick my father.
And you too.
And you too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would have picked your
I would have picked your
father too.
Father too.
No, honestly, man, if she gets
no, honestly, man, if she gets
on your nerves, which I'm pretty
on your nerves, which I'm pretty
sure will happen, tell me.
Sure will happen, tell me.
Don't hold it in.
Don't hold it in.
Like, tell me and I'll deal
like, tell me and I'll deal
with her. O.K., thank you.
With her. O.K., thank you.
Seriously.
[WATER RUNS]
JAMIE: What happened
JAMIE: What happened
to the fairy?
To the fairy?
Did she fly away?
Did she fly away?
CHAMPA: No, she's taking a
CHAMPA: No, she's taking a
shower, man.
Shower, man.
That sounds good.
That sounds good.
She could use that.
She could use that.
We were playing this game on the
we were playing this game on the
street, would you rather,
street, would you rather,
or what would you rather.
Or what would you rather.
You know this game?
You know this game?
...What about a horse, you walk
...what about a horse, you walk
into a room, there's a horse.
Into a room, there's a horse.
You have to eat the entire horse
you have to eat the entire horse
before you can leave the room or
before you can leave the room or
you shave your father's pubic
you shave your father's pubic
hairs every Sunday and eat them.
Hairs every Sunday and eat them.
10 horses before that, man.
10 horses before that, man.
...Or run backwards for 40
...or run backwards for 40
kilometers with this
kilometers with this
in your ass?
In your ass?
I have a question.
I have a question.
If you don't eat your
if you don't eat your
grandfather in two hours, if the
grandfather in two hours, if the
two hours go by and he's not
two hours go by and he's not
entirely eaten, what happens?
Entirely eaten, what happens?
...An endless stream of human
...an endless stream of human
shit coming out of your ears for
shit coming out of your ears for
the rest of your life and it's
the rest of your life and it's
like, just part of your life.
Like, just part of your life.
It's like, liquid shit.
It's like, liquid shit.
Or a small man who's this
or a small man who's this
tall...
Tall...
Living with you for the rest
living with you for the rest
of your life and he follows you
of your life and he follows you
around and just watches your
around and just watches your
every move.
CRYSTAL: Welcome back.
Hey.
Hey.
Would you like a beer?
Would you like a beer?
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
I highly recommend the showers
I highly recommend the showers
for everybody.
For everybody.
Beer.
Beer.
Yeah, a shower sounds fantastic.
Yeah, a shower sounds fantastic.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
CRYSTAL: Ah, mm.
CRYSTAL: Ah, mm.
Can I have that?
Can I have that?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm, mmm.
Oh, my God, yes.
Oh, my God, yes.
I'm so glad I remembered.
I'm so glad I remembered.
You guys.
You guys.
O.K., let's see.
O.K., let's see.
PILO:
PILO:
O.K., I've been saving these
O.K., I've been saving these
for months, I didn't know why
for months, I didn't know why
and now I know why.
And now I know why.
They're blessed with the ability
they're blessed with the ability
to open up all your chakras to
to open up all your chakras to
receive positive energy,
receive positive energy,
which we all need to do for the
which we all need to do for the
San Pedro, you know, so that
San Pedro, you know, so that
we're in that good frame of mind
we're in that good frame of mind
we were talking about.
We were talking about.
We're supposed to ingest their
we're supposed to ingest their
essence with liquid, so let's
essence with liquid, so let's
have them in our beers, yeah?
Have them in our beers, yeah?
That's cool.
That's cool.
It's O.K. With beer,
it's O.K. With beer,
or it has to be...
or it has to be...
no, no, it's good with beer.
No, no, it's good with beer.
JAMIE: That's cool shit.
JAMIE: That's cool shit.
CRYSTAL: You have to keep
CRYSTAL: You have to keep
this, O.K.?
This, O.K.?
You drink it and then
you drink it and then
you keep it.
You keep it.
CHAMPA: Thank you,
CHAMPA: Thank you,
crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy.
I'm O.K.
I'm O.K.
I don't like shit in my drinks.
I don't like shit in my drinks.
No, no, no, it's important
no, no, no, it's important
that you ingest the essence
that you ingest the essence
of this.
Of this.
I like just ingesting beer
I like just ingesting beer
by itself.
By itself.
It's like a weird thing I do.
It's like a weird thing I do.
So, um, crystal hairy,
so, um, crystal hairy,
why are you naked?
Why are you naked?
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
You like that, pilo?
You like that, pilo?
You like crystal hairy?
You like crystal hairy?
I like crystal hairy,
I like crystal hairy,
that's good.
That's good.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Sorry, I just thought we should
sorry, I just thought we should
talk about it.
Talk about it.
'Cause your pussy's hanging out,
'cause your pussy's hanging out,
it's like you wanna talk about
it's like you wanna talk about
it or something?
It or something?
Am I making you
am I making you
uncomfortable, Jamie?
Uncomfortable, Jamie?
Honestly, it's kind of hard
honestly, it's kind of hard
to be comfortable and just act
to be comfortable and just act
like it's normal.
Like it's normal.
O.K., well, I'll put some
O.K., well, I'll put some
clothes on.
Clothes on.
CHAMPA: It's good for me,
CHAMPA: It's good for me,
crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy.
JAMIE: Yeah, whatever.
JAMIE: Yeah, whatever.
I'm O.K. With your nudity.
I'm O.K. With your nudity.
CRYSTAL: What's the plan
CRYSTAL: What's the plan
for tomorrow?
For tomorrow?
Tomorrow, we're going to get
tomorrow, we're going to get
the San Pedro.
The San Pedro.
Lobo told me tierra amarilla and
lobo told me tierra amarilla and
you have to look at the yards of
you have to look at the yards of
the houses and you find, and you
the houses and you find, and you
like, ask the people and offer
like, ask the people and offer
them to, I don't know,
them to, I don't know,
an exchange or to buy it.
[DOOR OPENS]
Champa!
Champa!
Champa!
Your bag!
Your bag!
Hey, we're going.
Hey, we're going.
Jamie.
Jamie.
I feel a lot of aggression
I feel a lot of aggression
coming from you.
Coming from you.
Is there something you want to
is there something you want to
talk about?
Talk about?
Have I upset you?
Have I upset you?
What? No.
What? No.
No, we really are just going.
No, we really are just going.
Sorry, I didn't mean to rush
sorry, I didn't mean to rush
you or anything.
You or anything.
'Cause I'm open to talking
'cause I'm open to talking
about anything.
About anything.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
It's like, that's just how I act
it's like, that's just how I act
in the morning.
In the morning.
I'm sorry, we're just all ready
I'm sorry, we're just all ready
to go and we have this big day
to go and we have this big day
ahead of us, so, we should
ahead of us, so, we should
probably get going soon.
Probably get going soon.
But finish your thing and
but finish your thing and
you know...
You know...
O.K.
O.K.
O.K., guys.
O.K., guys.
Hairy fairy is getting ready.
Hairy fairy is getting ready.
She'll be ready in a minute.
She'll be ready in a minute.
Champa!
Champa!
Hey, are you ready?
Hey, are you ready?
Asking for some directions.
Asking for some directions.
O.K., you ready to go?
O.K., you ready to go?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know how to get there?
You know how to get there?
Yeah, it's very close.
Yeah, it's very close.
Don't forget your bag in the
don't forget your bag in the
room, we're not coming back.
CHAMPA: O.K., everyone,
roll down your windows and let's
roll down your windows and let's
start looking for the San Pedro.
Start looking for the San Pedro.
You know, it's like a huge
you know, it's like a huge
cactus, with huge, like,
cactus, with huge, like,
long arms.
Long arms.
JAMIE: What about this one?
JAMIE: What about this one?
Yeah, that one!
Yeah, that one!
PILO: Donde, weon?
PILO: Donde, weon?
CHAMPA: That's not it.
CHAMPA: That's not it.
Yeah, there's one that looks
yeah, there's one that looks
a lot like it.
A lot like it.
CHAMPA: There, stop the car,
CHAMPA: There, stop the car,
stop the car.
Stop the car.
It's not a big one,
it's not a big one,
but we can ask.
But we can ask.
JAMIE: I'm O.K. To park here?
JAMIE: I'm O.K. To park here?
It's O.K.
Yes, that is it.
CHAMPA: Yeah.
CHAMPA: Yeah.
Hola!
Hola!
JAMIE: Hola!
JAMIE: Hola!
CHAMPA: Hola.
JAMIE: What did he say?
Tell him we'll pay him.
Tell him we'll pay him.
He's going to take it with
he's going to take it with
some friends.
Some friends.
Yeah, how much does he want?
Yeah, how much does he want?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
So then let's go, what the fuck
so then let's go, what the fuck
are we wasting our time for?
Are we wasting our time for?
O.K., thanks.
O.K., thanks.
Whatever.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
We'll find another one.
We'll find another one.
Whatever.
Whatever.
...Did he not understand that we
...did he not understand that we
were going to pay him?
Were going to pay him?
I don't know.
I don't know.
CRYSTAL: Some people don't
CRYSTAL: Some people don't
care about money, Jamie.
Care about money, Jamie.
Some people have...
That's one in the back,
right?
Right?
That's... a big one.
That's... a big one.
She's got to sell us some of
she's got to sell us some of
that, whoever lives here.
That, whoever lives here.
Oh my God, that's the biggest
oh my God, that's the biggest
San Pedro I've ever seen.
San Pedro I've ever seen.
Man, you've seen two.
Man, you've seen two.
They have to give us some
they have to give us some
of that.
Of that.
They've got so much.
They've got so much.
Hola!
Hola!
[DOG BARKS]
Seora we want to buy your
cactus plant.
Cactus plant.
We want to give you money.
Ask her why she won't even
think about it.
Think about it.
You have so much.
You have so much.
You're never going to use
you're never going to use
all that.
All that.
Come on, man, take it easy.
Come on, man, take it easy.
She's not going to sell.
She's not going to sell.
Look how much you have.
Let's go, man, she's not gonna
sell it.
Sell it.
[JAMIE GROANS ANGRILY]
[JAMIE GROANS ANGRILY]
So close.
So close.
Champa, get it.
Champa, get it.
You wanna jump the fence,
you wanna jump the fence,
man?
Man?
No, it's kind of criminal,
no, it's kind of criminal,
isn't it?
Hey, you guys, I was just
going to say, we can't wait in
going to say, we can't wait in
front of this poor man's house
front of this poor man's house
all day.
All day.
We've gotta just let it go.
We've gotta just let it go.
CHAMPA: Jamie, Jamie,
CHAMPA: Jamie, Jamie,
come on.
Come on.
Let's go get a drink.
I think we should spend a
little more time looking.
Little more time looking.
'Cause honestly, I expected us
'cause honestly, I expected us
to spend a lot more time than
to spend a lot more time than
what we've spent so far looking.
What we've spent so far looking.
Yeah, but it's getting late
yeah, but it's getting late
and we've spent so much time.
And we've spent so much time.
I don't know if it's enough.
I don't know if it's enough.
Do you guys feel like it's
do you guys feel like it's
been a long time?
Been a long time?
I feel like it's only been...
I feel like it's only been...
I thought we would be looking
I thought we would be looking
for a lot longer than this.
For a lot longer than this.
How long is the drive to,
how long is the drive to,
to pan de azucar?
To pan de azucar?
Um, at least three hours or
um, at least three hours or
something like that.
Something like that.
Yeah, I think we should hit
yeah, I think we should hit
the road before the sun
the road before the sun
goes down.
Goes down.
No, hey, crystal, you need to
no, hey, crystal, you need to
stay out of it.
Stay out of it.
We made this plan a long
we made this plan a long
time ago.
Time ago.
The whole part of the plan was
the whole part of the plan was
for us to drink San Pedro
for us to drink San Pedro
on the beach.
On the beach.
That's really what started this
that's really what started this
whole trip.
Whole trip.
It's kind of weird to show up
it's kind of weird to show up
without it.
Without it.
Doesn't make any sense.
Doesn't make any sense.
Who here wants to go and do it?
Who here wants to go and do it?
I mean...
O.K., yeah, sure.
It's too bad.
It's too bad.
We'll make another trip.
We'll make another trip.
Yeah, I'd like to, man.
Yeah, I'd like to, man.
And, you know, if it's just
and, you know, if it's just
the two of us, we can search
the two of us, we can search
all day, we won't get tired
all day, we won't get tired
of it... I know you don't get
of it... I know you don't get
tired of it.
Hey, you guys.
There's a San Pedro cactus here.
There's a San Pedro cactus here.
Oh, it is, yeah, it is.
Oh, it is, yeah, it is.
That definitely is.
That definitely is.
Wow, crystal!
Wow, crystal!
Thank you. [LAUGHS]
Thank you. [LAUGHS]
O.K., we have to ask.
O.K., we have to ask.
We have to ask.
We have to ask.
CHAMPA: You want to ask?
CHAMPA: You want to ask?
Yeah, I mean, it'll take
yeah, I mean, it'll take
five minutes, we're here.
Five minutes, we're here.
Come on.
Come on.
Hola.
Hola.
Not like that, no, no, no.
Not like that, no, no, no.
Yeah, I know, you're right.
Yeah, I know, you're right.
Sorry, crystal.
Sorry, crystal.
CHAMPA:
CHAMPA:
CRYSTAL: Hola.
CRYSTAL: Hola.
JAMIE: Tell her, um...
JAMIE: Tell her, um...
We'd like to buy your cactus.
We'd like to buy your cactus.
Pay you money for your cactus.
Pay you money for your cactus.
WOMAN: Hola.
WOMAN: Hola.
JAMIE: Como estas, how are...
JAMIE: Como estas, how are...
we'd love to give you some money
we'd love to give you some money
for your cactus.
For your cactus.
JAMIE: Tell how many, like,
JAMIE: Tell how many, like,
tell her how many people are...
Tell her how many people are...
About our day, and...
About our day, and...
We'd be very happy.
We'd be very happy.
CHAMPA: She'll have to think
CHAMPA: She'll have to think
about it.
About it.
JAMIE: Well, yeah.
JAMIE: Well, yeah.
CRYSTAL:
CRYSTAL:
JAMIE: She said yes.
JAMIE: She said yes.
She knows we want the plant,
she knows we want the plant,
right?
Right?
Oh, she's got so much.
Oh, she's got so much.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Hey, we won't be long here.
Champa, hey, would you just
translate what I say?
Translate what I say?
Tell her... you have to tell her
tell her... you have to tell her
we just wanted to pay for the
we just wanted to pay for the
cactus, we don't really want to,
cactus, we don't really want to,
like, hang out here for a long
like, hang out here for a long
time or anything.
Time or anything.
Just tell her, yeah.
Just tell her, yeah.
Yeah, good.
Yeah, good.
I don't think she understands
I don't think she understands
that, yeah, 'cause the kids are
that, yeah, 'cause the kids are
impatient, just tell her we want
impatient, just tell her we want
to buy the cactus.
To buy the cactus.
CHAMPA: Cactus...
CHAMPA: Cactus...
WOMAN: Um, bien.
Si. [LAUGHS]
WOMAN:
[BREATHING HEAVILY...]
Hey, guys, let's get going.
It's getting late.
It's getting late.
We have to go now.
We have to go now.
Just give us a moment, Jamie.
Just give us a moment, Jamie.
Jamie, settle down.
Jamie, settle down.
We're in the middle of a
we're in the middle of a
conversation with...
conversation with...
yeah, seora pichita,
yeah, seora pichita,
I'm very sorry...
I'm very sorry...
chelita, it's seora chelita.
Chelita, it's seora chelita.
No, come on, man.
No, come on, man.
No, it's time to go.
No, it's time to go.
It's just time to go, you know?
It's just time to go, you know?
I have a surprise that I think
I have a surprise that I think
you're gonna like.
You're gonna like.
Guys, let's move fast.
Guys, let's move fast.
Hey, I think you guys wanna
hey, I think you guys wanna
see something.
See something.
Take a look in the back.
Take a look in the back.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
You're a son of a bitch, man.
You're a son of a bitch, man.
[JAMIE LAUGHS]
[JAMIE LAUGHS]
You crazy fucking chicken!
You crazy fucking chicken!
You're wild!
You're wild!
All right.
All right.
O.K., let's get out of here.
O.K., let's get out of here.
Hey, crystal, I want you to sit
hey, crystal, I want you to sit
in the passenger seat.
In the passenger seat.
You need to be the co-pilot.
You need to be the co-pilot.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
JAMIE: 'Cause you're the one
JAMIE: 'Cause you're the one
who saw it first.
Who saw it first.
Be the co-pilot.
Be the co-pilot.
CRYSTAL: All right.
CRYSTAL: All right.
JAMIE: Come on, guys.
JAMIE: Come on, guys.
[DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE]
[DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE]
Ah, oh yeah.
Ah, oh yeah.
You know, I'm thinking we should
you know, I'm thinking we should
do a little karmic cleansing.
Do a little karmic cleansing.
Man, I like having this big boy
man, I like having this big boy
between my legs.
Between my legs.
Crystal, why don't you pass
crystal, why don't you pass
it back, you know?
It back, you know?
Don't...
Don't...
It's getting me too excited
it's getting me too excited
having it up here.
Having it up here.
CRYSTAL: O.K., O.K., let me
CRYSTAL: O.K., O.K., let me
just finish my blessing.
Just finish my blessing.
Yeah, and then pass it back.
Yeah, and then pass it back.
Maybe we'll cook it as soon as
maybe we'll cook it as soon as
we get there 'cause it'll...
we get there 'cause it'll...
we need to give about nine hours
we need to give about nine hours
to cook it, so if we do it
to cook it, so if we do it
as soon as we get there, we can
as soon as we get there, we can
drink it tonight.
Drink it tonight.
Oh, I think we should cook it
oh, I think we should cook it
today and take it tomorrow.
Today and take it tomorrow.
Yeah, but it would be so nice
yeah, but it would be so nice
with the stars and the
with the stars and the
nighttime.
Nighttime.
I'm not sure if I'm taking
I'm not sure if I'm taking
the San Pedro anymore.
The San Pedro anymore.
CRYSTAL: Yeah?
CRYSTAL: Yeah?
I don't feel very well...
I don't feel very well...
CRYSTAL: What? Why not?
CRYSTAL: What? Why not?
Since I slept on the floor.
Since I slept on the floor.
CRYSTAL: I'm so sorry.
CRYSTAL: I'm so sorry.
No, it's not your fault.
No, it's not your fault.
When we get there, we'll do
when we get there, we'll do
some, we'll do some healing
some, we'll do some healing
work, O.K.?
Work, O.K.?
I'll fix you right up.
I'll fix you right up.
JAMIE: Hey, that's a good
JAMIE: Hey, that's a good
idea; You guys should definitely
idea; You guys should definitely
do that together.
CRYSTAL: Incredible.
I've never seen anything like
I've never seen anything like
it, it is so beautiful.
It, it is so beautiful.
We've gotta stop and get out.
We've gotta stop and get out.
JAMIE: I'd rather not stop
JAMIE: I'd rather not stop
right now. The only thing is
right now. The only thing is
we're making really good time,
we're making really good time,
and it would be nice to start
and it would be nice to start
cooking it before the sun
cooking it before the sun
goes down.
Goes down.
We're just zooming through
we're just zooming through
this gorgeous landscape.
This gorgeous landscape.
JAMIE: Yeah, we're making
JAMIE: Yeah, we're making
such good time is the only thing
such good time is the only thing
and we can get to the beach.
And we can get to the beach.
CRYSTAL: No, please, just a
CRYSTAL: No, please, just a
few minutes, plus I've gotta
few minutes, plus I've gotta
pee. We're gonna have to stop
pee. We're gonna have to stop
anyway, I've gotta pee.
Anyway, I've gotta pee.
I mean, there is pee literally
I mean, there is pee literally
coming out of my vagina.
JAMIE: All right, guys.
Let's get going now.
Let's get going now.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
CRYSTAL:
CRYSTAL:
We're in this beautiful place.
We're in this beautiful place.
Here, this is chamomile.
Here, this is chamomile.
Sniff it, this will relax you.
Sniff it, this will relax you.
Wow, that's really nice.
Wow, that's really nice.
Isn't that pretty?
Isn't that pretty?
Yeah, bring it.
Yeah, bring it.
Yeah, it kind of smells
yeah, it kind of smells
like...
Like...
Boys, smell this chamomile.
Boys, smell this chamomile.
Chamomile.
Chamomile.
[HONKING HORNS]
[HONKING HORNS]
Aye-yai-yai, that pollo loco
aye-yai-yai, that pollo loco
is driving me loco.
Is driving me loco.
Come on, asshole.
Come on, asshole.
[HORN BEEPS]
[HORN BEEPS]
Shut up, asshole.
Shut up, asshole.
CRYSTAL: # pollo loco,
CRYSTAL: # pollo loco,
I made a song for you. #
I made a song for you. #
CHAMPA: This I would watch.
CHAMPA: This I would watch.
# oh, my pollo loco. #
# oh, my pollo loco. #
[SCOFFS] O.K.
[SCOFFS] O.K.
# you need to leave your soul
# you need to leave your soul
on this desert floor #
On this desert floor #
MAN: # the voices in my head
are shadows, shadows #
Are shadows, shadows #
# she comes to me to tell me
# she comes to me to tell me
what they're after #
What they're after #
# says, "it ain't the end, boy,
# says, "it ain't the end, boy,
but you'd best be careful,
but you'd best be careful,
careful #
Careful #
# might catch your tail end
# might catch your tail end
in a circle, circle... #
In a circle, circle... #
[MEN SPEAKING IN BACKGROUND...]
CHAMPA: Yo, Jamie.
Can you help us, please?
Look!
This is perfect over here.
This is perfect over here.
Pilo, come over here.
Pilo, come over here.
Guys!
Guys!
Bring all the stuff over here.
Bring all the stuff over here.
It is beautiful.
It is beautiful.
CHAMPA: Yeah, this place is
CHAMPA: Yeah, this place is
fucking perfect, man.
Fucking perfect, man.
Let's put up the tent.
Let's put up the tent.
CRYSTAL: It's beautiful here!
CRYSTAL: It's beautiful here!
Thank you for bringing me here.
Thank you for bringing me here.
I'm gonna grab the tiny
I'm gonna grab the tiny
kitchen, ciao.
Kitchen, ciao.
CHAMPA: Yeah, O.K., we're
CHAMPA: Yeah, O.K., we're
gonna set up the tents.
Gonna set up the tents.
MAN: # look to the sea...
MAN: # look to the sea...
Hey...
Hey...
CRYSTAL: Hey-ya, whoo!
CRYSTAL: Hey-ya, whoo!
[CHANTING]:
[CHANTING]:
O.K., I'm a little
O.K., I'm a little
disappointed!
Disappointed!
MAN: # black, loving eyes,
MAN: # black, loving eyes,
and a stare that sees
and a stare that sees
for Miles #
For Miles #
# says she wants to,
# says she wants to,
oh, wants to stay a child... #
Oh, wants to stay a child... #
[MUSIC FADES...]
Take this one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
O.K., I'm gonna go hunting,
O.K., I'm gonna go hunting,
man, O.K.?
Man, O.K.?
Oh, good, yeah, O.K., good.
Oh, good, yeah, O.K., good.
I'll catch you some fish.
I'll catch you some fish.
Catch something for dinner.
Catch something for dinner.
O.K., I'm gonna try.
O.K., I'm gonna try.
See you later.
See you later.
JAMIE: Thank you.
JAMIE: Thank you.
CHAMPA: Yo, crystal.
CHAMPA: Yo, crystal.
YEAH. CHAMPA: We got a
YEAH. CHAMPA: We got a
tarot reading pending, O.K.?
Tarot reading pending, O.K.?
CRYSTAL: I know, I'm excited.
CRYSTAL: I know, I'm excited.
Cool.
Cool.
I'll be waiting.
Jamie, can I help?
Oh, that's O.K.
Oh, that's O.K.
Oh, I'd like to.
Oh, I'd like to.
That's O.K., I'm just taking
that's O.K., I'm just taking
the thorns out right now and I'm
the thorns out right now and I'm
just using this little knife.
Just using this little knife.
Yeah, look, I even have
yeah, look, I even have
my own knife.
My own knife.
I'm gonna remove the skin
I'm gonna remove the skin
and... Wonderful.
And... Wonderful.
I can kind of... it's kind of
I can kind of... it's kind of
a one-person job.
A one-person job.
No, look, if we move it
no, look, if we move it
just like this.
Just like this.
Now it's a two-person job.
Now it's a two-person job.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, perfect.
O.K.
O.K.
[KNIVES SCRAPING]
JAMIE: The outer layer of it
in little chunks.
In little chunks.
That'll... that's what you want.
That'll... that's what you want.
Like this, yeah?
Like this, yeah?
And there's still a little
and there's still a little
green left here, so get all of
green left here, so get all of
that, get all of that.
That, get all of that.
O.K., O.K.
O.K., O.K.
So, once we get this cooking,
so, once we get this cooking,
I think we should all sit around
I think we should all sit around
the pot, right?
The pot, right?
We're gonna cook it in that
we're gonna cook it in that
little stove?
Little stove?
Yeah. And just have a
yeah. And just have a
gathering, you know, and talk
gathering, you know, and talk
about maybe our fears, you know?
About maybe our fears, you know?
We can just sort of...
we can just sort of...
you think that's important?
You think that's important?
Yeah, I do, I think it would
yeah, I do, I think it would
be nice to have a little
be nice to have a little
ceremony, you know, in
ceremony, you know, in
preparation.
Preparation.
It's very important before
it's very important before
taking drugs as a group that
taking drugs as a group that
everybody sort of commune with
everybody sort of commune with
one another, you know?
One another, you know?
Yeah, I agree. Yeah.
Yeah, I agree. Yeah.
I mean, it's either that or an
I mean, it's either that or an
orgy, and I don't think you boys
orgy, and I don't think you boys
are ready for that. [LAUGHS]
What else do I have to show you?
Oh, this guy... I never finished
oh, this guy... I never finished
her. Oh...
Her. Oh...
CHAMPA: Lel, lel!
CHAMPA: Lel, lel!
There was... my lady.
There was... my lady.
There she is.
There she is.
Uh, I'm gonna play futbol.
Uh, I'm gonna play futbol.
[LAUGHING AND GRUNTING]
[LAUGHING AND GRUNTING]
Ey, oh. [WHISTLES]
Ey, oh. [WHISTLES]
Pilo.
Pilo.
[GUITAR PLAYING, WHISTLING...]
[GUITAR PLAYING, WHISTLING...]
CHAMPA: Yo, Jamie, come on.
Hola, amigo.
Hola.
Hola.
He can really play.
He can really play.
Thank you.
[WHISTLING...]
[WHISTLING...]
[WHISTLING...]
[WHISTLING...]
[WHISTLING...]
[WHISTLING...]
Yeah, I'm gonna check on the
yeah, I'm gonna check on the
San Pedro, it's almost ready.
San Pedro, it's almost ready.
CHAMPA: O.K., man.
CHAMPA: O.K., man.
JAMIE: Yeah.
JAMIE: Yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
PILO: Hey.
PILO: Hey.
CRYSTAL: Welcome.
CRYSTAL: Welcome.
Lie down, breathe.
# I don't want to stay
and then... #
And then... #
so, maybe we should break
so, maybe we should break
the ice with talking about,
the ice with talking about,
you know, maybe what we're
you know, maybe what we're
afraid of a little bit.
Afraid of a little bit.
I know that you're... you've got
I know that you're... you've got
a lot of fear surrounding
a lot of fear surrounding
taking the San Pedro.
Taking the San Pedro.
What's your biggest fear?
What's your biggest fear?
In life, not... just in life.
In life, not... just in life.
Really, anything, and just,
really, anything, and just,
and just throw it in that fire.
And just throw it in that fire.
Extinguish it.
Extinguish it.
Um, I think my main fears
um, I think my main fears
are, uh, madness and, uh,
are, uh, madness and, uh,
hopelessness, and then I could
hopelessness, and then I could
say, like, cops.
Say, like, cops.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Cops, that's a serious one.
Cops, that's a serious one.
And lel?
And lel?
But no English.
But no English.
CRYSTAL: That's O.K.
CRYSTAL: That's O.K.
Speak your language.
CRYSTAL: People with bad
intentions? Yeah.
Intentions? Yeah.
CRYSTAL: Interesting.
CRYSTAL: Interesting.
O.K., champa.
O.K., champa.
I just want to say thank you
I just want to say thank you
guys for being so honest and
guys for being so honest and
vulnerable and it's beautiful.
Vulnerable and it's beautiful.
O.K., champa.
O.K., champa.
Um, I really don't, don't
um, I really don't, don't
think about a huge fear that
think about a huge fear that
I have, but if you ask me,
I have, but if you ask me,
I would say, like, uncertainty.
I would say, like, uncertainty.
Pollo.
Pollo.
[JAMIE GRUNTS]
[JAMIE GRUNTS]
So, is there any... anything at
so, is there any... anything at
all that the big bad pollo is
all that the big bad pollo is
afraid of that he wants to
afraid of that he wants to
share?
Share?
Yeah, I don't know, the ocean
yeah, I don't know, the ocean
and, like, sharks. [CHUCKLES]
And, like, sharks. [CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
CRYSTAL: It seems like maybe
CRYSTAL: It seems like maybe
you're just afraid of being
you're just afraid of being
honest, you know, and vulnerable
honest, you know, and vulnerable
and, and, and opening up...
And, and, and opening up...
Like these boys have.
Like these boys have.
Yeah, I really am, actually,
yeah, I really am, actually,
just afraid of sharks, though.
Just afraid of sharks, though.
Like, they... I hate the idea
like, they... I hate the idea
that they could be swimming
that they could be swimming
underneath you, and you don't
underneath you, and you don't
know, and then you're just like,
know, and then you're just like,
I don't know, it's really...
I don't know, it's really...
I actually am really afraid
I actually am really afraid
of sharks.
Of sharks.
Crystal fairy, so why don't
crystal fairy, so why don't
you share your fears with us?
You share your fears with us?
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
Well...
Well...
You know, I guess my biggest
you know, I guess my biggest
fear is that, that this
fear is that, that this
incarnation of humans is not
incarnation of humans is not
gonna realize its freedom,
gonna realize its freedom,
you know?
You know?
Freedom... freedom from time,
freedom... freedom from time,
from this mechanized world that
from this mechanized world that
we live in, from ego, you know?
We live in, from ego, you know?
We, we have to awaken to, to our
we, we have to awaken to, to our
own nature, to ourselves,
own nature, to ourselves,
you know, so we can cast aside
you know, so we can cast aside
our ego and, and, and reconcile
our ego and, and, and reconcile
with the divine, you know,
with the divine, you know,
with earth, and, and now is the
with earth, and, and now is the
time to do it.
Time to do it.
We've gotta, oh, we've gotta
we've gotta, oh, we've gotta
work hard and unleash that
work hard and unleash that
ancient voice of consciousness
ancient voice of consciousness
that, that now only belongs to
that, that now only belongs to
the, to the angels and to the
the, to the angels and to the
fairies, you know?
Fairies, you know?
And it's, it's difficult,
and it's, it's difficult,
you know, it's destructive.
You know, it's destructive.
It's a darkness that each of us
it's a darkness that each of us
have to pass through, you know,
have to pass through, you know,
that the world is passing
that the world is passing
through, the world, it's
through, the world, it's
suffering so much the way that
suffering so much the way that
we are, but at the end,
we are, but at the end,
this world will end, and it will
this world will end, and it will
transform and we'll be in a new
transform and we'll be in a new
world, in or around December
world, in or around December
21st, 2012, which is the end of
21st, 2012, which is the end of
the Mayan calendar, you know,
the Mayan calendar, you know,
and then we will be living in a
and then we will be living in a
transformed, beautiful world
transformed, beautiful world
that is surrounded by the
that is surrounded by the
new sphere.
New sphere.
I'm gonna try to translate
I'm gonna try to translate
a little bit to lel.
[CHUCKLES]
CRYSTAL: Are you sure you're
CRYSTAL: Are you sure you're
translating correctly?
Translating correctly?
CHAMPA: Yeah, because you
CHAMPA: Yeah, because you
talk too much, I'm getting,
talk too much, I'm getting,
like, a little bit of what you
like, a little bit of what you
said, but...
Said, but...
CRYSTAL: I just... 'cause he's
CRYSTAL: I just... 'cause he's
laughing. CHAMPA: Si, yeah.
LAUGHING. CHAMPA: Si, yeah.
Are you laughing at me?
Are you laughing at me?
You're laughing at me?
You're laughing at me?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Sorry.
Sorry.
CHAMPA: No.
CHAMPA: No.
JAMIE: Crystal, I have to say
JAMIE: Crystal, I have to say
you're, you are hilarious.
You're, you are hilarious.
[LAUGHS] You're such a
[LAUGHS] You're such a
character, I love you.
Character, I love you.
You guys, this is serious.
You guys, this is serious.
It's up to us.
It's up to us.
This is serious.
This is serious.
It's... 2012 is around the
it's... 2012 is around the
corner!
Corner!
[SQUEAKING IN DISTANCE]
[SQUEAKING IN DISTANCE]
[ZIPPER UNZIPPING]
[GULLS SQUAWK IN DISTANCE...]
[CIGARETTE LIGHTER FLICKING]
Pollo!
Good morning.
Good morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Come do my magical passes
come do my magical passes
with me!
With me!
O.K.
O.K.
Oh, my God, look at your face.
Oh, my God, look at your face.
You look like a crab.
You look like a crab.
Yeah, I got a little sunburn.
Yeah, I got a little sunburn.
Here, you don't want that.
So we're gonna start with right
arm up, left leg up.
Arm up, left leg up.
O.K., and vigorous breath.
O.K., and vigorous breath.
And...
And...
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
Ideally, you have snot pouring
ideally, you have snot pouring
out of your nose, you know?
Out of your nose, you know?
That's good.
That's good.
Put a little force into it.
Put a little force into it.
Kind of like yoga?
Kind of like yoga?
Or something?
Or something?
Similar, similar.
Similar, similar.
Hey, crystal.
Hey, crystal.
Maybe you just finish your
maybe you just finish your
magical passes and I'll wake
magical passes and I'll wake
the guys up.
The guys up.
Jamie, remember yesterday how
Jamie, remember yesterday how
we talked about just letting
we talked about just letting
things unfold in their own time
things unfold in their own time
and not rushing or forcing them?
And not rushing or forcing them?
Yeah, crystal, I'm not
yeah, crystal, I'm not
rushing anything.
Rushing anything.
Don't be so patronizing,
don't be so patronizing,
you know?
You know?
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm not rushing it.
I'm not rushing it.
We didn't do it last night,
we didn't do it last night,
we're doing it today, so it's
we're doing it today, so it's
not really rushing it.
Not really rushing it.
I think you should just let
I think you should just let
the boys get their rest.
The boys get their rest.
Well, I think we should do it
well, I think we should do it
first thing in the morning,
first thing in the morning,
you know?
You know?
Maybe you should put some
maybe you should put some
sunblock on today.
[EXHALES REPEATEDLY]
Yeah, more, more, more.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, it looks good.
Oh, yeah, it looks good.
This is good.
This is good.
CRYSTAL: Boys, your breakfast
CRYSTAL: Boys, your breakfast
is ready!
Is ready!
No, we're not supposed
no, we're not supposed
to eat!
To eat!
Hey, champa, your brother said
hey, champa, your brother said
it was better to fast.
It was better to fast.
We're supposed to be fasting.
We're supposed to be fasting.
Guys.
Guys.
Don't eat that!
Don't eat that!
Come on!
Come on!
We're supposed to have
we're supposed to have
empty stomachs.
Empty stomachs.
It's easier to digest...
it's easier to digest...
they were hungry.
They were hungry.
I had a nice big plate of food
I had a nice big plate of food
this morning.
This morning.
I feel great.
I feel great.
O.K., I'm not eating and
O.K., I'm not eating and
I'm gonna go and drink over
I'm gonna go and drink over
there because I don't think we
there because I don't think we
should be near the kitchen stuff
should be near the kitchen stuff
in case people start throwing
in case people start throwing
up, which now you guys are
up, which now you guys are
probably going to.
Probably going to.
Come over here when
come over here when
you're ready.
You boys, you don't worry
about him.
About him.
Just enjoy your breakfast, yeah?
Well, guys, I just want to
say I'm really happy we're all...
say I'm really happy we're all...
oh, we need our
oh, we need our
magical pebbles!
Magical pebbles!
We need our good energy pebbles,
we need our good energy pebbles,
our crystals.
Our crystals.
Does everybody have them?
Does everybody have them?
Yeah?
Yeah?
CHAMPA:
CHAMPA:
I didn't keep mine.
I didn't keep mine.
O.K., well, I will find you
O.K., well, I will find you
another one.
Cheers, my friend.
Cheers, amigo.
Strong flavor.
Strong.
Strong.
I think I'm going to wait
I think I'm going to wait
for the...
for the...
CRYSTAL: Hey, wait,
CRYSTAL: Hey, wait,
what are you doing?
What are you doing?
You started drinking it
you started drinking it
without us? Mmm.
Without us? Mmm.
PILO:
PILO:
JAMIE: Yeah, it's got a
JAMIE: Yeah, it's got a
really interesting...
really interesting...
yeah, I don't think I really
yeah, I don't think I really
need this, crystal.
Need this, crystal.
I don't think I need it.
I don't think I need it.
CHAMPA: Yah, Jamie, pilo.
CHAMPA: Yah, Jamie, pilo.
Cheers.
CRYSTAL: Is it bad?
Here you go, crystal.
Here you go, crystal.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Whoo!
[GAGS]
[GAGS]
Pilo.
Pilo.
[INDISTINCT]
[INDISTINCT]
Yeah, no, I still have, like,
yeah, no, I still have, like,
a headache, I'm not sure.
A headache, I'm not sure.
Ya po loco, go!
Ya po loco, go!
JAMIE: Oh, the headache won't
JAMIE: Oh, the headache won't
be a problem.
Be a problem.
This will probably...
This will probably...
Why don't we do a little
why don't we do a little
healing together as you take it?
Healing together as you take it?
That will help.
That will help.
That will soothe you.
That will soothe you.
JAMIE: Yeah, do like,
JAMIE: Yeah, do like,
a healing thing.
A healing thing.
CHAMPA:
CHAMPA:
CRYSTAL: O.K., uh, yeah,
CRYSTAL: O.K., uh, yeah,
I want you to actually sit
I want you to actually sit
facing east.
Facing east.
O.K.
O.K.
We're going to do a little
we're going to do a little
energy work, yeah, just to get
energy work, yeah, just to get
ourselves straight here.
Ourselves straight here.
And breathe in...
And breathe in...
And that's right.
And that's right.
It's a good time to start
it's a good time to start
drinking it...
Drinking it...
Mmm.
Mmm.
Very good.
Very good.
O.K.
O.K.
LEL: It's very toxic...
LEL: It's very toxic...
CRYSTAL: Hey.
CRYSTAL: Hey.
JAMIE: What did you think?
CHAMPA:
What, her?
What, her?
Yeah.
Yeah.
San Pedro?
San Pedro?
It's definitely not, no.
It's definitely not, no.
The onset is like, 120 minutes.
The onset is like, 120 minutes.
Do you guys see the faces in
do you guys see the faces in
those rocks?
Those rocks?
Those smiling faces?
Those smiling faces?
What faces?
What faces?
There's a family of smiling
there's a family of smiling
faces right up on that Ridge.
Faces right up on that Ridge.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where exactly,
where exactly,
where specifically are they?
Where specifically are they?
Right up at the,
right up at the,
starting at the...
Starting at the...
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
There are no faces in the
there are no faces in the
mountains.
Mountains.
No, I think I see some.
No, I think I see some.
No, it hasn't hit yet.
No, it hasn't hit yet.
You're just pretending.
You're just pretending.
You don't need to like...
You don't need to like...
Crystal.
Crystal.
Like, just enjoy the beauty
like, just enjoy the beauty
of it.
Of it.
You know, they're just
you know, they're just
mountains.
Mountains.
Just enjoy what they are.
Just enjoy what they are.
You don't have to like,
you don't have to like,
imagine that there's something
imagine that there's something
there that there isn't.
There that there isn't.
Like, I don't need a rock in my
like, I don't need a rock in my
cup when I'm drinking this
cup when I'm drinking this
stuff either.
Stuff either.
Like, all of this stuff...
like, all of this stuff...
all right, Jamie,
all right, Jamie,
O.K., it's fine.
O.K., it's fine.
...Not really necessary.
...not really necessary.
Be real, you know?
Be real, you know?
I mean, it hasn't hit you yet.
I mean, it hasn't hit you yet.
Seems like...
Seems like...
Maybe, you need to be alone
maybe, you need to be alone
or something.
Or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go hang out with
I'm gonna go hang out with
those rocks.
Those rocks.
I'll see you guys later.
I'll see you guys later.
Come on, don't be an asshole,
come on, don't be an asshole,
man.
Man.
I'm not being... I'm being an
I'm not being... I'm being an
asshole now?
Asshole now?
I'm just saying like...
I'm just saying like...
yeah, it's crystal fairy,
yeah, it's crystal fairy,
man.
Man.
You know her, you know that's...
You know her, you know that's...
I'm not being an asshole,
I'm not being an asshole,
I'm just saying she doesn't have
I'm just saying she doesn't have
to do all that stuff that she's
to do all that stuff that she's
constantly doing.
Constantly doing.
Yeah, but maybe you were too
yeah, but maybe you were too
honest, you know?
Honest, you know?
Besides, it's not necessary to
besides, it's not necessary to
say that to her.
Say that to her.
Well, somebody needs to say
well, somebody needs to say
that to her.
That to her.
She's obviously never heard that
she's obviously never heard that
in her whole life.
In her whole life.
I'm, you know, I'm just trying
I'm, you know, I'm just trying
to tell her how it is.
To tell her how it is.
O.K.
O.K.
What do you think if we go to
what do you think if we go to
explore the area?
Explore the area?
Over these rocks?
Over these rocks?
It's an amazing place.
It's an amazing place.
Yeah.
You guys, you think I was
really an asshole...
Really an asshole...
To crystal?
To crystal?
I don't know, you made me feel...
I don't know, you made me feel...
ah!
Ah!
You gave me so much grief after
you gave me so much grief after
we had that weird moment.
We had that weird moment.
Like you gave me so much grief
like you gave me so much grief
about it.
About it.
Do you think she's O.K.?
Do you think she's O.K.?
CHAMPA: Just forget about it,
CHAMPA: Just forget about it,
man.
Man.
Just relax, it was nothing,
just relax, it was nothing,
O.K.?
O.K.?
I can't stop thinking of it
I can't stop thinking of it
because you gave me so much
because you gave me so much
grief, you know.
Grief, you know.
I feel like it was too much
I feel like it was too much
or something.
Or something.
No, just relax, man.
No, just relax, man.
I am.
I am.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I am.
I don't think...
what's wrong, man?
What's wrong, man?
[MOANS QUIETLY]
[MOANS QUIETLY]
Yo.
Yo.
I don't think it's hitting me
I don't think it's hitting me
very well.
Very well.
What? Wait, wait.
What? Wait, wait.
What's wrong, man?
What's wrong, man?
Wait, wait.
O.K., I'm a little better.
Yeah, you are, man.
Yeah, you are, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Huh?
Huh?
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
You said something about me?
You said something about me?
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Just tell me!
Just tell me!
I need to know.
I need to know.
CHAMPA: Lel thinks you are
CHAMPA: Lel thinks you are
little bit pale.
Little bit pale.
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
Don't laugh right now!
Don't laugh right now!
Don't laugh right now.
Don't laugh right now.
Don't laugh at me.
Don't laugh at me.
Come on.
Come on.
Ahh.
Ahh.
Oh, my voice sounds so weird.
Oh, my voice sounds so weird.
CHAMPA:
CHAMPA:
O.K., man, just relax.
O.K., man, just relax.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Breathe slowly.
Breathe slowly.
O.K.?
O.K.?
[BREATHING RAGGEDLY]
Wait for me!
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Oh, my voice sounds weird,
oh, my voice sounds weird,
right?
Right?
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahm!
Ahm!
Mahm!
Mahm!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, mah!
Oh, mah!
It's weird.
It's weird.
It's really...
It's really...
Ahh.
Ahh.
[MOANS QUIETLY]
[MOANS QUIETLY]
Yo, Jamie, what the
yo, Jamie, what the
situation, Jamie?
Situation, Jamie?
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, that's right, man.
Yeah, that's right, man.
Um!
Um!
Come on.
Come on.
What the situation, man?
What the situation, man?
Why are you acting like that?
Why are you acting like that?
[VOCALIZES MOCKINGLY]
[VOCALIZES MOCKINGLY]
Why are you being so strange?
Why are you being so strange?
You're acting so strange.
You're acting so strange.
Everything is fine, man.
Everything is fine, man.
Everything is so fine,
everything is so fine,
it's all right.
It's all right.
My little brothers is nice
my little brothers is nice
people, me too.
People, me too.
O.K.
O.K.
Why are you being so strange?
Why are you being so strange?
What the situation, man,
what the situation, man,
come on.
Come on.
Come here, man.
Come here, man.
Come here, hey.
Come here, hey.
Let's go to the sea, man.
Let's go to the sea, man.
You want to go to the sea?
You want to go to the sea?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Let's go in the water, yeah.
Let's go in the water, yeah.
In the water.
In the water.
No, let's go in the water
no, let's go in the water
right now.
Right now.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go right now.
Let's go right now.
Come on, botota.
Come on, botota.
Botota!
Botota!
Botota, man!
Botota, man!
Oh, what's the situation?
Oh, what's the situation?
Such a fucking baby.
Such a fucking baby.
Oh, it's so hot.
Oh, it's so hot.
Oh, please, let's go
oh, please, let's go
in the water.
In the water.
Yes.
Yes.
I like that idea.
I like that idea.
I like that idea.
I like that idea.
CHORUS: # if you're feeling
CHORUS: # if you're feeling
fancy free #
Fancy free #
# come wander through
# come wander through
the world with me #
The world with me #
# and any place we chance to be
# and any place we chance to be
will be our rendezvous #
Will be our rendezvous #
# two for the road,
# two for the road,
we'll travel down the years
we'll travel down the years
collecting precious memories #
Collecting precious memories #
# selecting souvenirs
# selecting souvenirs
and living life
and living life
the way we please #
The way we please #
# in summertime,
# in summertime,
the sun will shine #
The sun will shine #
# in winter,
# in winter,
we'll drink summer wine #
We'll drink summer wine #
# and every day
# and every day
that you are mine
that you are mine
will be a lovely day #
Will be a lovely day #
# as long as love
# as long as love
still wears a smile #
Still wears a smile #
# I know that we'll be
# I know that we'll be
two for the road #
Two for the road #
# and that's a long,
# and that's a long,
long while #
Long while #
# As long as love
still wears a smile #
Still wears a smile #
# I know that we'll be
# I know that we'll be
two for the road #
Two for the road #
# and that's a...
# And that's a...
Long...
Long...
Long while #
Long while #
Hey, guys, I think I'm...
Hey, guys, I think I'm...
I'm starting to feel
I'm starting to feel
the mescaline!
The mescaline!
Are you guys feeling it?
Are you guys feeling it?
Are you guys feeling it?
Are you guys feeling it?
Oh, my God, where did you
come from?
Come from?
Oh. [SHELLS RATTLE]
Oh. [SHELLS RATTLE]
Oh.
Oh.
[SHELLS RATTLE]
[LAUGHS]
You guys all look so much alike.
Genes are so weird.
Genes are so weird.
Genes are so weird.
[LAUGHS]
Ow.
[CHUCKLES]
It's a monster.
It's a monster.
Monster.
MAN: Fossiled whales in the
desert from seven million
desert from seven million
years ago.
Years ago.
What kind of whales?
What kind of whales?
Rorquals.
Rorquals.
Orca whales.
Orca whales.
For the most part.
For the most part.
Sir, this is my brother pilo.
Sir, this is my brother pilo.
Pilo.
Pilo.
Hola, pilo.
Hola, pilo.
They are whale experts.
They are whale experts.
They're researching whales here.
They're researching whales here.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Yes.
Yes.
What are you guys doing here?
What are you guys doing here?
We are studying the ancient
we are studying the ancient
life from seven million
life from seven million
years ago.
Years ago.
They get preserved in the desert
they get preserved in the desert
and we find them.
JAMIE: Look at champa.
Champa!
Champa!
Champa!
Champa!
Why does that look so weird?
Why does that look so weird?
It's really creeping me out
it's really creeping me out
right now.
Right now.
Let's go look at those pelicans.
Let's go look at those pelicans.
What were you doing?
What were you doing?
I was talking to these guys.
I was talking to these guys.
...They leave a record.
...they leave a record.
And that's what we do, is find
and that's what we do, is find
that record and figure...
[BREATHES RAGGEDLY]
[WHISPERS] Come on.
[GRUNTS]
No, I like the one with his
neck like... he's got his neck
neck like... he's got his neck
back there.
Back there.
Yeah, it's like this.
Yeah, it's like this.
What is this stuff that I'm
what is this stuff that I'm
sitting beside? That?
Sitting beside? That?
A net...
A net...
There's little knots in here,
there's little knots in here,
huh?
Huh?
Oh, I'm stuck in it.
Oh, I'm stuck in it.
Jamie...
Jamie...
No, no, no, don't, don't.
No, no, no, don't, don't.
Jamie a fish.
Jamie a fish.
CHAMPA: A fucking fish.
CHAMPA: A fucking fish.
What is this place? [LAUGHS]
What is this place? [LAUGHS]
Like, there's a sock there.
Like, there's a sock there.
Whose sock is that?
Whose sock is that?
Look at that fish.
Look at that fish.
That is really weird.
That is really weird.
What do they do here?
What do they do here?
Do they, like, catch fish here
do they, like, catch fish here
or what do they do?
Or what do they do?
CHAMPA: That's the grave of
CHAMPA: That's the grave of
tom Jones, look.
Tom Jones, look.
Creeping me out.
Creeping me out.
CHAMPA: Tom Jones's grave.
CHAMPA: Tom Jones's grave.
Where is, uh, the hairy fairy
where is, uh, the hairy fairy
right now? [LAUGHS]
Right now? [LAUGHS]
Oh, I don't have no idea.
Oh, I don't have no idea.
JAMIE: I kind of actually
JAMIE: I kind of actually
want to see her right now.
Want to see her right now.
I really want to look in her
I really want to look in her
eyes right now.
Eyes right now.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Sad, sad.
Sad, sad.
Sad? Yeah.
Sad? Yeah.
I guess I should apologize
I guess I should apologize
to her.
To her.
CHAMPA: That would be nice.
CHAMPA: That would be nice.
I didn't wanna make her sad.
I didn't wanna make her sad.
I'm gonna go find her.
I'm gonna go find her.
I'll go find her and then I'll
I'll go find her and then I'll
come find you guys.
Come find you guys.
YEAH. CHAMPA: O.K.
YEAH. CHAMPA: O.K.
O.K., I'll see you later, man.
O.K., I'll see you later, man.
See you.
See you.
Good luck. Good luck.
Good luck. Good luck.
[GULLS SQUAWK IN DISTANCE]
Crystal?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, crystal.
[LAUGHS]
Are you kidding me? [LAUGHS]
Oh... [LAUGHS]
What?
What?
[#..., JAMIE LAUGHS]
[#..., JAMIE LAUGHS]
CHORUS: # LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
CHORUS: # LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA, LA... #
LA, LA, LA... #
# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA #
LA, LA #
# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA, LA #
LA, LA, LA #
[MUSIC FADES]
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
[GASPS]
LEL: Yo. Lel.
Jamie!
Jamie!
Jamie!
Get out of there!
Get out of there!
[IGNITION STARTS, ENGINE REVS]
[KEYS CLICK, ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
JAMIE: Hey.
JAMIE: Hey.
PILO: Jamie.
PILO: Jamie.
Pilo, I was looking for
pilo, I was looking for
crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy.
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Yes. I was looking for her
yes. I was looking for her
because I haven't seen her
because I haven't seen her
all morning.
All morning.
You cannot drive, man.
[LAUGHS]
MAN: Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hi.
Hi.
I guess you're American, too.
I guess you're American, too.
Well, uh, I don't know how I
well, uh, I don't know how I
got a shirt, but...
Got a shirt, but...
I think you might need it.
I think you might need it.
Yeah, I lost my clothes!
Yeah, I lost my clothes!
And I don't wanna look at you
and I don't wanna look at you
because this is insane.
Because this is insane.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I'm, I'm trying to get back
I'm, I'm trying to get back
to the beach.
To the beach.
I'll give you a lift.
I'll give you a lift.
I've got room.
I've got room.
That'd be great, thank you.
That'd be great, thank you.
That'd be really nice of you.
That'd be really nice of you.
MAN: So, what is your name?
MAN: So, what is your name?
Isabel.
Isabel.
Nice to meet you, Isabel.
Nice to meet you, Isabel.
JAMIE: Have you seen crystal
JAMIE: Have you seen crystal
or... she hasn't been around
or... she hasn't been around
here, right?
Here, right?
No.
No.
No, 'cause I, like, the last
no, 'cause I, like, the last
time I saw her was this morning.
Time I saw her was this morning.
Yeah, me too, but there's no
yeah, me too, but there's no
problem, I think she was...
problem, I think she was...
it's O.K.? Yeah.
It's O.K.? Yeah.
I just want to make sure she
I just want to make sure she
knows how to get back here
knows how to get back here
'cause it's cold and...
'cause it's cold and...
yeah, it's kind of cold.
Yeah, it's kind of cold.
It's starting to... sun's
it's starting to... sun's
starting to go down.
Starting to go down.
Yeah, but take it easy, man.
Yeah, but take it easy, man.
Stay calm, sit down.
Stay calm, sit down.
JAMIE: I feel good.
JAMIE: I feel good.
I think it's starting to come
I think it's starting to come
down a bit.
Down a bit.
Yeah, we're landing now.
Yeah, we're landing now.
JAMIE: We're landing.
JAMIE: We're landing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
CHAMPA: From a famous artist.
CHAMPA: From a famous artist.
JAMIE: Oh, yeah?
JAMIE: Oh, yeah?
PILO: There she is!
PILO: There she is!
Crystal!
Crystal!
JAMIE: Oh, wow.
JAMIE: Oh, wow.
Whoa, oh, my God, what happened
whoa, oh, my God, what happened
to your clothes?
To your clothes?
I was so worried about you.
I was so worried about you.
You were?
You were?
I was looking all over.
I was looking all over.
Crystal, I really need to say
crystal, I really need to say
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
CHORUS: # ooh, ooh, ooh
CHORUS: # ooh, ooh, ooh
MAN: # everybody wants
MAN: # everybody wants
safety (Safety and love) #
Safety (Safety and love) #
we all do.
We all do.
CRYSTAL: Boys.
CRYSTAL: Boys.
How are you?
How are you?
CRYSTAL: Hi.
CRYSTAL: Hi.
CHAMPA: Are you cold?
CHAMPA: Are you cold?
Fine... yes, I'm freezing.
Fine... yes, I'm freezing.
We're really sorry.
We're really sorry.
I'm O.K.
I'm O.K.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for
being...
being...
you hungry?
You hungry?
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
Oh...
Oh...
Where's the bonfire?
Where's the bonfire?
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
Cookies, I want cookies.
Cookies, I want cookies.
JAMIE: They're so good.
JAMIE: They're so good.
Yeah, crystal was my
yeah, crystal was my
accomplice today.
Accomplice today.
She helped me.
She helped me.
CHAMPA: Really, you...
CHAMPA: Really, you...
no!
No!
You're giving me away?
You're giving me away?
[CHUCKLES] I look at here,
[CHUCKLES] I look at here,
at his eyes, and...
At his eyes, and...
Oh, you know, that's O.K.,
oh, you know, that's O.K.,
man, you gotta be ready for it.
Man, you gotta be ready for it.
You can't take it if you're not
you can't take it if you're not
ready for it.
Ready for it.
PILO: It was so obvious.
PILO: It was so obvious.
CHAMPA: Yeah, but you are...
CHAMPA: Yeah, but you are...
You, you had a good time.
You, you had a good time.
I remember when I was
I remember when I was
12 years old, I was obsessed
12 years old, I was obsessed
with a girl, and I called her
with a girl, and I called her
house, like, eight times
house, like, eight times
in one day, and they had
in one day, and they had
call I.D. And her mother saw
call I.D. And her mother saw
that I called that many times.
That I called that many times.
CHAMPA: And call the police.
CHAMPA: And call the police.
JAMIE: No, she answered the
JAMIE: No, she answered the
phone one time when I called,
phone one time when I called,
and she went, "Jamie, how many
and she went, "Jamie, how many
times did you call here today?"
Times did you call here today?"
And I was so scared in the
and I was so scared in the
moment, I didn't expect her to
moment, I didn't expect her to
answer or for her to be mad at
answer or for her to be mad at
me about it, and I made up this
me about it, and I made up this
lie, I made up a lie in one
lie, I made up a lie in one
second, so I said, "oh, hey, um,
second, so I said, "oh, hey, um,
hey, Donna.
Hey, Donna.
My, uh, the problem was that my
my, uh, the problem was that my
Internet connection had the
Internet connection had the
wrong phone number in it.
Wrong phone number in it.
It accidentally had your phone
it accidentally had your phone
number, and I was trying to
number, and I was trying to
connect to the Internet all day.
Connect to the Internet all day.
I kept hitting connect, and it
I kept hitting connect, and it
kept calling your house.
Kept calling your house.
It was a stupid mistake."
It was a stupid mistake."
When I was 17, I went to this
when I was 17, I went to this
Halloween party.
Halloween party.
I was dressed as a mechanic.
I was dressed as a mechanic.
I went with this guy.
I went with this guy.
I barely knew him.
I barely knew him.
We'd gone on, like, one date.
We'd gone on, like, one date.
I didn't even really like him.
I didn't even really like him.
[SCOFFS] but I was bored and I
[SCOFFS] But I was bored and I
was lonely, so I went with him,
was lonely, so I went with him,
and it was at, it was at this
and it was at, it was at this
girl's house.
Girl's house.
She was really rich.
She was really rich.
It was this huge pool party.
It was this huge pool party.
And we drank a lot.
And we drank a lot.
I drank a lot.
I drank a lot.
And at some point I took a pill.
And at some point I took a pill.
I thought it was ecstasy.
I thought it was ecstasy.
I didn't even really know what
I didn't even really know what
that was.
That was.
And then...
And then...
This guy who had invited me was,
this guy who had invited me was,
he wanted to take me to the
he wanted to take me to the
pool house.
Pool house.
I didn't really understand
I didn't really understand
what was going on.
What was going on.
I remember...
I remember...
Being pressed up against this
being pressed up against this
window and seeing the whole
window and seeing the whole
party kind of... happening,
party kind of... happening,
and feeling really...
And feeling really...
Scared.
Scared.
And then there were...
And then there were...
Two more guys in there, and I
two more guys in there, and I
was completely naked.
Was completely naked.
[SNIFFS]
[SNIFFS]
And they were...
And they were...
Having sex with me.
Having sex with me.
I mean, they were raping me.
I could see this whole party
happening on the other side
happening on the other side
of the window. [LAUGHS]
Of the window. [LAUGHS]
And...
And...
Anyway, the next thing I
anyway, the next thing I
remembered was that I was in
remembered was that I was in
this... bathtub.
This... bathtub.
Waking up in this awful, warm
waking up in this awful, warm
pool of water and the sun was
pool of water and the sun was
rising, and it was...
[CRIES]
[CRYING] But I had never...
I...
I know it's kind of crazy, but I
haven't actually told this story
haven't actually told this story
and I've never told this story.
And I've never told this story.
O.K., easy.
O.K., easy.
You're with us now, you're O.K.
You're with us now, you're O.K.
[CRIES]
[CRIES]
CHAMPA: You have all our
CHAMPA: You have all our
support and... O.K.?
Support and... O.K.?
We love you.
We love you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love you.
I love you.
Thank you, I love you guys.
Thank you, I love you guys.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Oh, my God, we made the...
oh, my God, we made the...
wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
We made the pollo cry.
We made the pollo cry.
[CRIES]
[CRIES]
CHAMPA: My friend.
CHAMPA: My friend.
[CRYING]
[CRYING]
Oh, my... we made the pollo
oh, my... we made the pollo
cry.
Cry.
CHAMPA: My friend.
CHAMPA: My friend.
Come on, this is crystal fairy's
come on, this is crystal fairy's
time, man.
Time, man.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Don't take her opportunity, man.
Don't take her opportunity, man.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[CRYSTAL LAUGHS]
[CRYSTAL LAUGHS]
What the fuck? [CHUCKLES]
What the fuck? [CHUCKLES]
Nah, it's O.K.
Nah, it's O.K.
JAMIE: I'm sorry.
JAMIE: I'm sorry.
CHAMPA: It's O.K.
CHAMPA: It's O.K.
We're getting emotional.
We're getting emotional.
It's O.K.
It's O.K.
It's actually...
It's actually...
Do you have any more secrets?
Do you have any more secrets?
Oh, yeah, I do.
Oh, yeah, I do.
Actually...
Actually...
I'm a dominatrix. [LAUGHS]
I'm a dominatrix. [LAUGHS]
I'm a dominatrix.
I'm a dominatrix.
What is a dominatrix?
What is a dominatrix?
Dominatrix is a woman who,
dominatrix is a woman who,
uh, straps on a black dildo and
uh, straps on a black dildo and
has sex with a man who's sitting
has sex with a man who's sitting
in a swing. [CHUCKLES]
In a swing. [CHUCKLES]
Oh, my...
Oh, my...
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Oh, my God, you saw my...?
Oh, my God, you saw my...?
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
You saw my pictures?
You saw my pictures?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God, did you see the...
oh, my God, did you see the...
i had a surprise for you
I had a surprise for you
in there?
In there?
No, I didn't see anything.
No, I didn't see anything.
I didn't see any surprise.
I didn't see any surprise.
What surprise?
What surprise?
[SCOFFS]
[SCOFFS]
JAMIE: Can we see?
JAMIE: Can we see?
CRYSTAL: No, no, no.
CRYSTAL: No, no, no.
No.
No.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
JAMIE: We love you, too.
JAMIE: We love you, too.
CHAMPA: We love you, too.
CHAMPA: We love you, too.
Can I sleep in your tent?
Can I sleep in your tent?
CHAMPA: Please.
CHAMPA: Please.
Please do.
Please do.
Thank you.
Thank you.
[BLOWING KISSES]
[BLOWING KISSES]
She didn't see any faces in
the Mountain.
The Mountain.
MAN: # maybe reaching for
MAN: # maybe reaching for
heaven and stuck on the earth
heaven and stuck on the earth
will do. #
Will do. #
[MUSIC ENDS]
[URINATING]
[URINATING]
Crystal!
[WAVES CRASHING IN DISTANCE...]
[PEOPLE SINGING FAINTLY...]
CHORUS: # and as you eat
# don't think of the
# don't think of the
one you love #
One you love #
# and on the street
# and on the street
# don't look at the sky above
# don't look at the sky above
# if there's no one home,
# if there's no one home,
don't expect nothing #
Don't expect nothing #
# 'cause nobody wants a lonely
# 'cause nobody wants a lonely
heart. #
Heart. #
[GUITAR AND DRUMS PLAYING]
[MUSIC ENDS, WAVES CRASHING...]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
[BELL DINGS]
[BELL DINGS]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
[BELL DINGS]
[BELL DINGS]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
[WHOOSH]
[GOTHIC CHANTING, #...]
[CRACKLING, GOTHIC CHANTING
CONTINUES, #...]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR,
LOUD MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE]
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE]
[INDISTINCT VOICES...]
[INDISTINCT VOICES...]
[LOUD MUSIC AND CONVERSATIONS]
[ALL SPEAKING SPANISH...]
This is my friend, Jamie.
This is my friend, Jamie.
Hola.
JAMIE: Lobo, hey,
how are you?
How are you?
What's up?
What's up?
Yeah, glad to meet you.
Yeah, glad to meet you.
Yeah, welcome.
Yeah, welcome.
How's Chile?
How's Chile?
Man, I feel at home.
Man, I feel at home.
[INDISTINCT]
[INDISTINCT]
You want to have it?
You want to have it?
Yeah, yeah, whatever you're
yeah, yeah, whatever you're
having.
Having.
You guys wanna smoke
you guys wanna smoke
some weed? Yeah.
Some weed? Yeah.
It's just Chilean weed, man.
It's just Chilean weed, man.
[LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES...]
[LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES...]
JAMIE: I hear that it lasts,
JAMIE: I hear that it lasts,
like, eight hours, and that the
like, eight hours, and that the
peak of it is really like four
peak of it is really like four
hours into it.
Hours into it.
Yeah, that's true but one
yeah, that's true but one
thing you wanna make sure...
thing you wanna make sure...
yeah, yeah, well, I read the
yeah, yeah, well, I read the
doors of perception, you know.
Doors of perception, you know.
He describes it basically as
he describes it basically as
like we have a reducing valve in
like we have a reducing valve in
our consciousness and like, this
our consciousness and like, this
kind of like opens up your, you
kind of like opens up your, you
know...
Know...
...Your valve,
...your valve,
your reducing valve?
Your reducing valve?
Huxley?
Huxley?
Yeah, I've heard of that book.
Yeah, I've heard of that book.
I've actually never read it.
I've actually never read it.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Hi!
Hi!
These are my friends...
These are my friends...
This is Jamie...
This is Jamie...
It's really important that you
it's really important that you
fast if you take it...
Fast if you take it...
You have to fast?
You have to fast?
12 hours before or something?
12 hours before or something?
Yeah, you should...
Yeah, you should...
Don't exaggerate, but...
Don't exaggerate, but...
Want some?
Want some?
No, uh, I'm high on life.
No, uh, I'm high on life.
Whatever knocks you out.
Whatever knocks you out.
Try to be in a good mood
try to be in a good mood
too, man, like you you guys
too, man, like you you guys
wanna like, kind take care of
wanna like, kind take care of
each other...
Each other...
You have experienced...
You have experienced...
JAMIE: Yeah.
JAMIE: Yeah.
I'm not afraid of...
I'm not afraid of...
[LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES...]
[LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES...]
Is that Chilean cocaine?
Is that Chilean cocaine?
Yeah, it's Chilean cocaine,
yeah, it's Chilean cocaine,
you like it?
You like it?
Can I get some of this,
can I get some of this,
because I haven't had very good
because I haven't had very good
cocaine in Chile.
Cocaine in Chile.
Yeah, manu, can we get some?
Yeah, manu, can we get some?
Umm... Can I buy some?
Umm... Can I buy some?
Do you have more?
Do you have more?
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, I mean...
I can ask a friend.
I can ask a friend.
Yeah, it's like really...
Yeah, it's like really...
This is actually really good.
This is actually really good.
You know, and the weed is nice,
you know, and the weed is nice,
too, that you have because the
too, that you have because the
other weeds I've had here have
other weeds I've had here have
been, you know, a little heady,
been, you know, a little heady,
like, you can feel a pressure on
like, you can feel a pressure on
your face and like, you can't
your face and like, you can't
think through a clear thought...
Think through a clear thought...
But this one was really nice.
But this one was really nice.
Yeah, it sounds like you've
yeah, it sounds like you've
done a lot of drugs here and
done a lot of drugs here and
stuff.
Stuff.
Not life, though, you know,
not life, though, you know,
I don't get high on life
I don't get high on life
every day.
Every day.
God, I would probably
God, I would probably
drop dead.
Drop dead.
You wanna get out of this room?
You wanna get out of this room?
It's like really uncomfortable
it's like really uncomfortable
in here.
In here.
Hey, thank you.
Hey, thank you.
[LOUD MUSIC AND GENERAL
[LOUD MUSIC AND GENERAL
CONVERSATIONS]
[CONVERSATIONS]
What was her problem? Why?
What was her problem? Why?
She's like, "I'm high on
she's like, "I'm high on
life," and then she's doing
life," and then she's doing
cocaine?
Cocaine?
Ah, forget it.
Ah, forget it.
I find that shit so annoying.
I find that shit so annoying.
I have to take a shit, that's
I have to take a shit, that's
like crazy, poisonous...
Like crazy, poisonous...
Chilean drugs.
Chilean drugs.
I'll see you.
I'll see you.
Hello, is someone in here?
Hello, is someone in here?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
[MUFFLED MUSIC THUMPING...]
[MUFFLED MUSIC THUMPING...]
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[MUFFLED MUSIC CONTINUES]
[EERIE WHOOSHING...]
[WHIRRING, HORSE NEIGHS]
[LOUD MUSIC THUMPING...]
[GENERAL CONVERSATIONS]
[GENERAL CONVERSATIONS]
Hey, who's she?
Hey, who's she?
Yeah, she's an old friend,
yeah, she's an old friend,
man.
Man.
Isn't she amazing?
Isn't she amazing?
I love her!
I love her!
What about the other one?
What about the other one?
The other one is like,
the other one is like,
a dark cloud.
A dark cloud.
What the fuck is she
what the fuck is she
doing, man?
Doing, man?
Oh, poor thing!
Oh, poor thing!
She's like a lonely tornado.
She's like a lonely tornado.
What's up with her?
What's up with her?
She's embarrassing herself,
she's embarrassing herself,
right?
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, the other one's being
I mean, the other one's being
nice to her, she's not like
nice to her, she's not like
kicking her out.
Kicking her out.
Somebody save her!
Somebody save her!
I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Good luck, man...
Good luck, man...
I think she needs it!
I think she needs it!
Hola!
Hola!
Hola!
Hola!
Do you speak English?
Do you speak English?
Yes.
Yes.
Where are you from?
Where are you from?
America, everywhere...
America, everywhere...
Me too. Yeah?
Me too. Yeah?
You're the first American
you're the first American
I've met here.
I've met here.
Hi!
Hi!
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're embarrassing yourself.
You're embarrassing yourself.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Am I embarrassing yourself,
am I embarrassing yourself,
you mean?
You mean?
We're all one self, man.
We're all one self, man.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
We're one giant consciousness.
We're one giant consciousness.
What, what's your religion?
What, what's your religion?
Are you religious or something?
Are you religious or something?
That's like doors of perception
that's like doors of perception
shit you're saying,
shit you're saying,
you know?
You know?
You ever read that book?
You ever read that book?
You know that book?
You know that book?
Aldous huxley?
Aldous huxley?
The doors of perception...
The doors of perception...
Yes! Yeah!
Yes! Yeah!
Champa!
Champa!
Hola, amigo.
Hola, amigo.
How are you, man?
How are you, man?
Hey, good, how are you doing?
Hey, good, how are you doing?
Fine.
Fine.
This is maca.
This is maca.
Maca? Jamie.
Maca? Jamie.
Jamie, my friend.
Jamie, my friend.
This is crystal fairy.
This is crystal fairy.
Sorry?
Sorry?
And this is champa.
And this is champa.
I live with him, we live
I live with him, we live
together.
Together.
Champa, champa...
Champa, champa...
Your name, sorry?
Your name, sorry?
Crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy.
She's gonna come with us to the
she's gonna come with us to the
north tomorrow.
North tomorrow.
She's gonna come in the suburban
she's gonna come in the suburban
and we'll all drive together,
and we'll all drive together,
and there'll be a female
and there'll be a female
presence now on the trip.
Presence now on the trip.
Is that cool? Uh...
Is that cool? Uh...
She wants to drink San Pedro.
She wants to drink San Pedro.
But... will you come in the
but... will you come in the
car or in the...
Car or in the...
She'll come in the suburban.
She'll come in the suburban.
Uh, hey, it's a problem
uh, hey, it's a problem
because the suburban is kind of
because the suburban is kind of
full because I'm taking my
full because I'm taking my
little brothers, you remember?
Little brothers, you remember?
You don't think we can
you don't think we can
all fit?
All fit?
Oh, I don't want to be an
oh, I don't want to be an
imposition.
Imposition.
Well, maybe take a bus then,
well, maybe take a bus then,
meet us there...
Meet us there...
Yeah, I'll take a bus!
Yeah, I'll take a bus!
Just... [INDISTINCT] And then
just... [INDISTINCT] And then
call me when you get there and
call me when you get there and
we'll find you.
We'll find you.
I took the bus all over
I took the bus all over
Argentina, have you done that?
Argentina, have you done that?
That'll be fun.
That'll be fun.
You'll just take a bus...
You'll just take a bus...
Perfecto, perfecto.
Perfecto, perfecto.
Hey, if I give you my phone
hey, if I give you my phone
number...
Number...
9-5-0-3-0. 9-5-0-3-0.
9-5-0-3-0. 9-5-0-3-0.
[INDISTINCT]
[INDISTINCT]
...You have to come.
...you have to come.
...I have to bus?
...I have to bus?
Copiapo.
Copiapo.
Copiapo, that's it.
Copiapo, that's it.
Just go on Google and type in
just go on Google and type in
bus or just type in bus,
bus or just type in bus,
it's like the same word.
It's like the same word.
I'm going to go and look at
I'm going to go and look at
the moon now.
The moon now.
Wow...
Wow...
This is such a good omen.
This is such a good omen.
That's amazing.
That's amazing.
We should get going soon,
we should get going soon,
because I think we're
because I think we're
going to get up like really
going to get up like really
early and go?
Early and go?
CHAMPA: Yeah, yeah.
CHAMPA: Yeah, yeah.
I'm kind of tired, man.
I'm kind of tired, man.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
I might do a little more of that
I might do a little more of that
blow, I have a little more left.
Blow, I have a little more left.
You wanna do some?
You wanna do some?
No, thank you man.
No, thank you man.
No, no.
No, no.
O.K., I'm going to do it.
O.K., I'm going to do it.
See you later.
See you later.
Then we'll go soon.
Then we'll go soon.
[MUSIC AND GENERAL
[MUSIC AND GENERAL
CONVERSATIONS]
Yo, Jamie, dude.
Hola, amigo.
Hola, amigo.
We need to go, man.
We need to go, man.
Yeah, I'm just making
yeah, I'm just making
one drink.
One drink.
It's too late.
It's too late.
No more drinks, man.
No more drinks, man.
No, no.
No, no.
I'm going man, sorry.
I'm going man, sorry.
If you wanna stay, O.K., but...
If you wanna stay, O.K., but...
Hey, I've got a little more
hey, I've got a little more
blow.
Blow.
[MUSIC AND GENERAL
[MUSIC AND GENERAL
CONVERSATIONS...]
Bye.
I'll call you tomorrow, O.K.?
I'll call you tomorrow, O.K.?
Get home safe.
Get home safe.
Yeah, you too.
[WOMEN SPEAKING SPANISH...]
WOMEN: Hi!
WOMAN: Hi!
WOMAN: Hi!
JAMIE: Hi.
JAMIE: Hi.
Hi! Fucking me.
Hi! Fucking me.
Hi, what?
Hi, what?
I can't afford it.
I can't afford it.
[ALL LAUGH]
[ALL LAUGH]
Tell her I can't afford it.
Tell her I can't afford it.
Good night.
Good night.
What's she saying?
What's she saying?
She wants apple.
She wants apple.
No, I'm not giving you my
no, I'm not giving you my
apple!
Apple!
How many dicks have you sucked
how many dicks have you sucked
tonight?
Tonight?
A lot.
A lot.
What are their names?
What are their names?
What are your names?
What are your names?
My name is Hannah. Hi!
My name is Hannah. Hi!
And botota.
And botota.
Why don't you have some real
why don't you have some real
food?
Food?
We'll cook you dinner.
We'll cook you dinner.
I'll cook you dinner.
I'll cook you dinner.
Come... a LA casa!
Come... a LA casa!
Come on!
Come on!
No problem.
No problem.
[MUSIC PLAYING IN APARTMENT]
[MUSIC PLAYING IN APARTMENT]
[CLICKING SODA CAN]
[CLICKING SODA CAN]
CHAMPA: I'm going to bed,
CHAMPA: I'm going to bed,
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
JAMIE: Yeah, I'm so
JAMIE: Yeah, I'm so
tired too.
Tired too.
I'm just going to cook this and
I'm just going to cook this and
eat this with them, I think, and
eat this with them, I think, and
go to bed too.
Go to bed too.
Yeah, the girls are waiting,
yeah, the girls are waiting,
man.
Man.
O.K., good night.
O.K., good night.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Hey...
Hey...
What's the situation?
What's the situation?
JAMIE: Are you going to sleep
JAMIE: Are you going to sleep
after this, or are you going to
after this, or are you going to
be working?
Be working?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Fucking!
Fucking!
Working, working.
Working, working.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
You've been...
You've been...
How long have you been
how long have you been
doing that kind of work?
Doing that kind of work?
No, no, eh...
No, no, eh...
Hmm... Aburrida.
Hmm... Aburrida.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
But you don't enjoy it.
But you don't enjoy it.
Thanks. Thanks.
Thanks. Thanks.
Oh, you gotta go work
oh, you gotta go work
right now.
Right now.
Yes, yes, ahora.
Yes, yes, ahora.
Want have the dollar.
Want have the dollar.
O.K., O.K., O.K., all right.
O.K., O.K., O.K., all right.
You don't want any rice?
You don't want any rice?
O.K., bye!
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[INHALING SHARPLY]
[CELL PHONE RINGING
AND VIBRATING]
Jamie!
Yo, Jamie!
Yo, Jamie!
Hola... hola...
Hola... hola...
Yo, man.
Yo, man.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
You were supposed to be
you were supposed to be
waiting down here with
waiting down here with
the stuff.
The stuff.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, please hurry up, man.
Yeah, please hurry up, man.
My little brothers are waiting.
My little brothers are waiting.
Um, can you give me
um, can you give me
10 minutes?
10 minutes?
We're kind of late, man.
We're kind of late, man.
Please hurry up.
Please hurry up.
Come up. O.K.
Come up. O.K.
We don't have to shout
we don't have to shout
like this.
Like this.
[BLINDS CLATTER]
[BLINDS CLATTER]
[WATER RUNNING]
[WATER RUNNING]
I'll be waiting in the
I'll be waiting in the
car, man.
Car, man.
O.K., lady botota.
O.K., lady botota.
I'll be five minutes.
I'll be five minutes.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
Wow...
Wow...
Yo, man.
Yo, man.
Great car.
Great car.
Yeah, the only problem is
yeah, the only problem is
it's so expensive.
It's so expensive.
It spends too much gas.
It spends too much gas.
I'll cover gas, man.
I'll cover gas, man.
I'll cover gas.
I'll cover gas.
Really? Cool, thanks.
Really? Cool, thanks.
No worries.
No worries.
[DOORS SHUT, IGNITION STARTS]
[DOORS SHUT, IGNITION STARTS]
I'm sorry those women were
I'm sorry those women were
scaring you last night.
Scaring you last night.
So crazy. They were fun.
So crazy. They were fun.
I liked botota... yeah, like,
I liked botota... yeah, like,
I liked botota because she was
I liked botota because she was
kind of quiet but Hannah kept
kind of quiet but Hannah kept
like, getting aggressive
like, getting aggressive
with me.
With me.
This is the perfect thing in my
this is the perfect thing in my
life right now, to do mescaline.
Life right now, to do mescaline.
I'm just getting into all this,
I'm just getting into all this,
really getting heavy in to all
really getting heavy in to all
this phenomenology stuff and
this phenomenology stuff and
it's all related, you know,
it's all related, you know,
it's like...
It's like...
So your brothers are gonna take
so your brothers are gonna take
it too?
It too?
Did they decide they want to?
Did they decide they want to?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
That's what they tell me, yeah.
That's what they tell me, yeah.
So I have to get enough
so I have to get enough
because, uh...
Because, uh...
I don't wanna take, like,
I don't wanna take, like,
you know, less than the
you know, less than the
recommended dosage.
Recommended dosage.
We should all...
We should all...
We should make sure there's
we should make sure there's
enough for us to all do the
enough for us to all do the
right amount.
Right amount.
If not, maybe they'll just hang
if not, maybe they'll just hang
out or something.
Out or something.
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
[CAR HORN HONKS]
Yo!
Pilo.
Pilo.
How are you, man?
How are you, man?
Good, how are you doing?
Good, how are you doing?
Fine, you?
Fine, you?
I'm dead, man.
I'm dead, man.
Exhausted, man, we did so much
exhausted, man, we did so much
cocaine last night.
Cocaine last night.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
We could hardly sleep.
We could hardly sleep.
I did more than him, but...
I did more than him, but...
Somebody put some like klonopin
somebody put some like klonopin
in it or something.
In it or something.
Yeah, bring those.
Yeah, bring those.
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
JAMIE: Hey, lel.
Hey, are you going to drink the
hey, are you going to drink the
San Pedro with us?
San Pedro with us?
San Pedro? Yeah.
San Pedro? Yeah.
We'll have a psychoactive
we'll have a psychoactive
voyage, you know?
Voyage, you know?
Oh... [CHUCKLES]
Oh... [CHUCKLES]
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's true.
It's true.
It's just a plant, you know,
it's just a plant, you know,
I mean, it's just the San Pedro
I mean, it's just the San Pedro
cactus.
Cactus.
It's been an ancient tradition.
It's been an ancient tradition.
They've been doing it for
they've been doing it for
hundreds of years.
Hundreds of years.
It's like... really traditional.
What are you saying?
I'm trying to translate what
I'm trying to translate what
you said.
You said.
It's, it's safe.
It's, it's safe.
Don't worry!
Don't worry!
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Uh, Jamie?
Uh, Jamie?
My knees...
My knees...
It's like...
It's like...
Sorry, man, I'm tired.
Sorry, man, I'm tired.
Yeah, but please...
Yeah, but please...
Is that better?
Is that better?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Right there.
Right there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
[MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR]
[MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR]
MAN: #...I'm the king of
MAN: #...I'm the king of
bungle, baby, I'm the king
bungle, baby, I'm the king
bungle... [INDISTINCT] #
Bungle... [INDISTINCT] #
WOMAN: # king of the bungle,
WOMAN: # king of the bungle,
king of the bungle #
King of the bungle #
# hear me when I come, baby
# hear me when I come, baby
# king of the bungle,
# king of the bungle,
king of the bungle #
King of the bungle #
[MUSIC THUMPING IN CAR]
Jamie, you want an empanada?
Cheese?
Cheese?
No, meat empanada?
No, meat empanada?
No, no, I don't think...
No, no, I don't think...
Does he have coffee or
does he have coffee or
something?
Something?
Do you have coffee, cafe?
Do you have coffee, cafe?
Is it...
Is it...
Real coffee or is it...
Real coffee or is it...
Instant coffee.
Instant coffee.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you not hungry, man?
Are you not hungry, man?
You haven't eaten all day.
You haven't eaten all day.
Oh, you don't know what they
oh, you don't know what they
put in them.
Put in them.
When they make them in these
when they make them in these
places, you know.
Places, you know.
I had that bad experience,
I had that bad experience,
you know, I ate...
You know, I ate...
Oh, yeah, I remember.
Oh, yeah, I remember.
An empanada and I...
An empanada and I...
Got really sick.
Got really sick.
I had to lie in bed all day.
Yeah, I threw up on the
driveway... gracias.
Gracias.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
Hello?
Hello?
[FAINTLY] Hey, Jamie, it's
[FAINTLY] Hey, Jamie, it's
me, crystal.
Me, crystal.
[OMINOUS SYMPHONIC MUSIC]
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Yo, Jamie, your phone.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, my God, it's me, crystal!
Oh, my God, it's me, crystal!
Jamie!
Jamie!
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
I'm on a bus, I'm on my way to
I'm on a bus, I'm on my way to
copiapo...
Copiapo...
I hope you're on your way there.
I hope you're on your way there.
LISTEN: Let's meet at the main
LISTEN: Let's meet at the main
square.
Square.
That was crystal fairy.
That was crystal fairy.
What? Crystal fairy,
what? Crystal fairy,
from last night.
From last night.
The crazy dancing girl?
The crazy dancing girl?
Wow, yeah. Yeah, so?
Wow, yeah. Yeah, so?
She just called me.
She just called me.
She says she's on a bus to
she says she's on a bus to
copiapo.
Copiapo.
She's gonna meet us in the
she's gonna meet us in the
square, she says.
Square, she says.
Are you serious, man?
Are you serious, man?
How did she get my phone
how did she get my phone
number?
Number?
Fuck, you gave it to
fuck, you gave it to
her, man.
Her, man.
Don't you remember?
Don't you remember?
[GRUNTS] I gave it to her and
[GRUNTS] I gave it to her and
she memorized it.
She memorized it.
This girl we met last night
this girl we met last night
at the party...
At the party...
Oh, that wasn't an
oh, that wasn't an
invitation.
Invitation.
I just told her what our
I just told her what our
plan was.
Plan was.
Yeah, it was an
yeah, it was an
invitation, man.
Invitation, man.
What is her problem?
What is her problem?
Why did she think I was
why did she think I was
inviting her?
Inviting her?
Because you gave her your
because you gave her your
cell phone and you told her
cell phone and you told her
to go.
To go.
That is an invitation.
That is an invitation.
That's not...
That's not...
That was not an invitation.
That was not an invitation.
Well, I knew it, man, fuck.
Why do you want to go
to the Plaza?
To the Plaza?
We don't have to adopt this
we don't have to adopt this
fairy just 'cause we talked to
fairy just 'cause we talked to
her for five minutes at a party.
Her for five minutes at a party.
It's not that I want to adopt
it's not that I want to adopt
the fairy, man.
The fairy, man.
But anyway, you invited her, so,
but anyway, you invited her, so,
like, see if she's there at
like, see if she's there at
least and... I don't know.
Least and... I don't know.
You are...
you are...
well, you're the one driving,
well, you're the one driving,
you know, if you want to go,
you know, if you want to go,
we can go check it out.
We can go check it out.
Yeah, let's do it, man.
JAMIE: Oh, great.
Who's this guy?
This guy helps people,
this guy helps people,
like, park.
Like, park.
O.K., look for a white girl.
O.K., look for a white girl.
A white girl?
A white girl?
She's a gringa.
She's a gringa.
Do you have any other
do you have any other
reference? I don't...
reference? I don't...
like, her hair?
Like, her hair?
I don't know what else to say
I don't know what else to say
about her.
About her.
I don't remember that much else
I don't remember that much else
about her.
About her.
What are these guys doing?
What are these guys doing?
HOLAWOMAN:
[CHURCH BELL TOLLS]
That over there, that group
that over there, that group
of women.
Of women.
It's like a whole group of
it's like a whole group of
fairies over there.
That's my drawing.
This is my, this is my...
This is my, this is my...
Pink shirt there, I think.
Pink shirt there, I think.
Oh, this is nice, right in the
oh, this is nice, right in the
middle of a park.
Middle of a park.
No, no!
No, no!
I think that... hey...
I think that... hey...
[WOMEN SHOUTING]
[WOMEN SHOUTING]
Oh my God, oh my God!
Oh my God, oh my God!
JAMIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
JAMIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
The drawing, I gave them
a drawing.
A drawing.
I gave them two fairy drawings.
JAMIE: What are they saying?
Ow!
Ow!
Very bad karma!
Very bad karma!
[DOG BARKS, ALL TALK AT ONCE]
[DOG BARKS, ALL TALK AT ONCE]
They're going to have very
they're going to have very
bad karma.
Bad karma.
[ALL TALK AT ONCE, DOG BARKS]
[ALL TALK AT ONCE, DOG BARKS]
I'll take my drawing back.
I'll take my drawing back.
JAMIE: Why are you even
JAMIE: Why are you even
talking to them?
They're going to have
bad karma.
Bad karma.
I mean, they're just drowning in
I mean, they're just drowning in
evil and hate.
Evil and hate.
I feel so sorry for them,
I feel so sorry for them,
I really do.
I really do.
What did you say to them?
What did you say to them?
I... they wanted,
I... they wanted,
they wanted...
Man, I'm so sorry, God.
That was insane.
That was insane.
Yeah, absolutely insane.
Yeah, absolutely insane.
They, like, were pulling my
they, like, were pulling my
hair out, you know?
Hair out, you know?
My shirt.
My shirt.
That woman ripped my shirt
that woman ripped my shirt
for no reason.
For no reason.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, whatever.
It's over, man.
It's over, man.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
As soon as possible.
Welcome to the group,
crystal fairy.
[CRYSTAL SINGING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Hey boys, chicos?
Do you think they have...
Do you think they have...
Do you have any fresher lettuce?
Do you have any fresher lettuce?
Can you ask her?
Can you ask her?
Wait a minute, is this what
wait a minute, is this what
you guys are buying?
You guys are buying?
Oh, boys, boys.
Oh, boys, boys.
This is a nightmare.
This is a nightmare.
No.
No.
We're going to have fun
we're going to have fun
with this.
With this.
All sugar.
All sugar.
This is all, let me see this.
This is all, let me see this.
Chito pake?
Chito pake?
You don't eat sugar?
You don't eat sugar?
What is this puppy?
What is this puppy?
This is how you poison?
This is how you poison?
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
You're very cute, but it's
you're very cute, but it's
not funny.
Not funny.
Pure poison, basically,
pure poison, basically,
for your body.
For your body.
Your pretty faces are going to
your pretty faces are going to
be destroyed.
Be destroyed.
Oh.
Oh.
What am I going to do with you?
What am I going to do with you?
Hey, crystal, they like,
hey, crystal, they like,
they just eat like this in
they just eat like this in
Chile, you know?
Chile, you know?
You're not going to change the
you're not going to change the
way these guys eat.
Way these guys eat.
Jamie, do you know what's
Jamie, do you know what's
going on in America with this
going on in America with this
sugar epidemic?
Sugar epidemic?
You've seen that it's
you've seen that it's
destroying...
destroying...
yeah, they don't really get
yeah, they don't really get
that here, you know?
That here, you know?
We've gotta spread the word!
We've gotta spread the word!
It is the same thing as adenol...
it is the same thing as adenol...
you should just get your
you should just get your
vegetables and they'll get
vegetables and they'll get
whatever they want and
whatever they want and
you know...
You know...
I'm going to share the
I'm going to share the
cheese pops with you.
Cheese pops with you.
You share your cheese pop
you share your cheese pop
with me, I'm gonna share my
with me, I'm gonna share my
vegetables with you.
Vegetables with you.
Champa versus crystal.
Champa versus crystal.
Sugar, vegetable food off!
Sugar, vegetable food off!
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
It's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be fun.
She's kind of exhausting,
she's kind of exhausting,
huh?
Huh?
Nah, it was fun, yeah.
Nah, it was fun, yeah.
Man, what if we honestly just
man, what if we honestly just
find a hostel and drop her off
find a hostel and drop her off
at a hostel or something?
At a hostel or something?
No, man, you can't be serous.
No, man, you can't be serous.
You want to leave her alone?
You want to leave her alone?
Is she really going to come
is she really going to come
all the way to pan de azucar
all the way to pan de azucar
with us?
With us?
I mean, can you imagine having
I mean, can you imagine having
her around?
Her around?
[CHAMPA STAMMERS]
[CHAMPA STAMMERS]
Leave her at a bus stop,
leave her at a bus stop,
you know?
You know?
It's like, we've done our job.
It's like, we've done our job.
But she's, like, part of us,
but she's, like, part of us,
you know?
You know?
She's not part of me, man.
She's not part of me, man.
I hardly know her.
Jamie! Amigo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're probably going to
yeah, we're probably going to
need some tampons now that we're
need some tampons now that we're
dragging this woman around.
Dragging this woman around.
Get her some deodorant too.
Yeah, that's great.
Get one of those.
Get one of those.
Man, do you think this is going
man, do you think this is going
to be crazy to have her with us
to be crazy to have her with us
the whole time?
The whole time?
Like, who she is?
Like, who she is?
If you guys are cool with it,
if you guys are cool with it,
though, I mean, you know.
Though, I mean, you know.
You guys are patient.
You guys are patient.
I just don't want it to ruin
I just don't want it to ruin
your trip.
Your trip.
She's not for me.
She's not for me.
Yeah, she'll be... no,
yeah, she'll be... no,
it'll be cool.
It'll be cool.
If she gets weird, we'll figure
if she gets weird, we'll figure
it out or get rid of her.
It out or get rid of her.
[DOOR SHUTS]
[DOOR SHUTS]
O.K., guys, there's room.
O.K., guys, there's room.
Let's get going.
Let's get going.
Cool.
That's mine. O.K.
What did she say, champa?
The room is only for four
the room is only for four
persons, but...
Persons, but...
There's four of us.
There's four of us.
There are five.
Jamie, I've been here before.
When?
When?
Exactly.
That's creepy.
CHAMPA:
CHAMPA:
JAMIE:
JAMIE:
I'm telling pilo to give his
I'm telling pilo to give his
bed to crystal fairy.
Bed to crystal fairy.
Oh, no. What?
Oh, no. What?
No, no. Why?
No, no. Why?
I'm happy on the floor.
I'm happy on the floor.
I don't mind sleeping
I don't mind sleeping
on the floor.
On the floor.
No, no, I don't.
No, no, I don't.
CHAMPA: She's a woman,
CHAMPA: She's a woman,
come on.
Come on.
She's a woman?
She's a woman?
What difference does it make?
What difference does it make?
Don't be sexist.
Don't be sexist.
He's right, we're all
he's right, we're all
the same.
The same.
Come on, I can sleep on the
come on, I can sleep on the
floor, really.
Floor, really.
Yeah, you're O.K. With it.
Yeah, you're O.K. With it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should have a bed.
Yeah, you should have a bed.
PILO: No, really.
PILO: No, really.
Yeah, you should have a rest.
Yeah, you should have a rest.
Pilo, are you sure?
Pilo, are you sure?
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, it's fine.
[SCOFFS] Thank you.
[SCOFFS] Thank you.
Oh, you boys are so sweet
oh, you boys are so sweet
and wonderful.
And wonderful.
Oh.
Oh.
God, what was going on in that
God, what was going on in that
park today before you got there?
Park today before you got there?
Those women, that was just,
those women, that was just,
they were like, the true
they were like, the true
expression of Kali.
Expression of Kali.
I mean, they had all the
I mean, they had all the
incredible goodness and the love
incredible goodness and the love
in them and then all the
in them and then all the
darkness and evil and it just...
darkness and evil and it just...
bam!... It came together and it
bam!... It came together and it
just was unleashed upon me in
just was unleashed upon me in
such a moment of wild humanity
such a moment of wild humanity
and then out of nowhere,
and then out of nowhere,
you guys were just... there.
You guys were just... there.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Yeah, that was crazy.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
O.K., I think I need a beer.
O.K., I think I need a beer.
You want to go buy a beer
you want to go buy a beer
with me?
With me?
CHAMPA: That's a good idea.
CHAMPA: That's a good idea.
Bring some beer back.
Bring some beer back.
I would like some beer.
I would like some beer.
Would you like anything,
would you like anything,
crystal fairy?
Crystal fairy?
Um...
Um...
You know, no, no.
You know, no, no.
I'm O.K. You're good?
I'm O.K. You're good?
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thank you, sweet boys.
Thank you, sweet boys.
O.K., what would rather do,
O.K., what would rather do,
stick your nose into crystal
stick your nose into crystal
fairy's armpit and breathe in
fairy's armpit and breathe in
through your nose for two hours
through your nose for two hours
or make out with your father for
or make out with your father for
two hours?
Two hours?
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Really try and imagine.
Really try and imagine.
Um...
Um...
I think I'll pick my father.
I think I'll pick my father.
And you too.
And you too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would have picked your
I would have picked your
father too.
Father too.
No, honestly, man, if she gets
no, honestly, man, if she gets
on your nerves, which I'm pretty
on your nerves, which I'm pretty
sure will happen, tell me.
Sure will happen, tell me.
Don't hold it in.
Don't hold it in.
Like, tell me and I'll deal
like, tell me and I'll deal
with her. O.K., thank you.
With her. O.K., thank you.
Seriously.
[WATER RUNS]
JAMIE: What happened
JAMIE: What happened
to the fairy?
To the fairy?
Did she fly away?
Did she fly away?
CHAMPA: No, she's taking a
CHAMPA: No, she's taking a
shower, man.
Shower, man.
That sounds good.
That sounds good.
She could use that.
She could use that.
We were playing this game on the
we were playing this game on the
street, would you rather,
street, would you rather,
or what would you rather.
Or what would you rather.
You know this game?
You know this game?
...What about a horse, you walk
...what about a horse, you walk
into a room, there's a horse.
Into a room, there's a horse.
You have to eat the entire horse
you have to eat the entire horse
before you can leave the room or
before you can leave the room or
you shave your father's pubic
you shave your father's pubic
hairs every Sunday and eat them.
Hairs every Sunday and eat them.
10 horses before that, man.
10 horses before that, man.
...Or run backwards for 40
...or run backwards for 40
kilometers with this
kilometers with this
in your ass?
In your ass?
I have a question.
I have a question.
If you don't eat your
if you don't eat your
grandfather in two hours, if the
grandfather in two hours, if the
two hours go by and he's not
two hours go by and he's not
entirely eaten, what happens?
Entirely eaten, what happens?
...An endless stream of human
...an endless stream of human
shit coming out of your ears for
shit coming out of your ears for
the rest of your life and it's
the rest of your life and it's
like, just part of your life.
Like, just part of your life.
It's like, liquid shit.
It's like, liquid shit.
Or a small man who's this
or a small man who's this
tall...
Tall...
Living with you for the rest
living with you for the rest
of your life and he follows you
of your life and he follows you
around and just watches your
around and just watches your
every move.
CRYSTAL: Welcome back.
Hey.
Hey.
Would you like a beer?
Would you like a beer?
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
I highly recommend the showers
I highly recommend the showers
for everybody.
For everybody.
Beer.
Beer.
Yeah, a shower sounds fantastic.
Yeah, a shower sounds fantastic.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
CRYSTAL: Ah, mm.
CRYSTAL: Ah, mm.
Can I have that?
Can I have that?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm, mmm.
Oh, my God, yes.
Oh, my God, yes.
I'm so glad I remembered.
I'm so glad I remembered.
You guys.
You guys.
O.K., let's see.
O.K., let's see.
PILO:
PILO:
O.K., I've been saving these
O.K., I've been saving these
for months, I didn't know why
for months, I didn't know why
and now I know why.
And now I know why.
They're blessed with the ability
they're blessed with the ability
to open up all your chakras to
to open up all your chakras to
receive positive energy,
receive positive energy,
which we all need to do for the
which we all need to do for the
San Pedro, you know, so that
San Pedro, you know, so that
we're in that good frame of mind
we're in that good frame of mind
we were talking about.
We were talking about.
We're supposed to ingest their
we're supposed to ingest their
essence with liquid, so let's
essence with liquid, so let's
have them in our beers, yeah?
Have them in our beers, yeah?
That's cool.
That's cool.
It's O.K. With beer,
it's O.K. With beer,
or it has to be...
or it has to be...
no, no, it's good with beer.
No, no, it's good with beer.
JAMIE: That's cool shit.
JAMIE: That's cool shit.
CRYSTAL: You have to keep
CRYSTAL: You have to keep
this, O.K.?
This, O.K.?
You drink it and then
you drink it and then
you keep it.
You keep it.
CHAMPA: Thank you,
CHAMPA: Thank you,
crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy.
I'm O.K.
I'm O.K.
I don't like shit in my drinks.
I don't like shit in my drinks.
No, no, no, it's important
no, no, no, it's important
that you ingest the essence
that you ingest the essence
of this.
Of this.
I like just ingesting beer
I like just ingesting beer
by itself.
By itself.
It's like a weird thing I do.
It's like a weird thing I do.
So, um, crystal hairy,
so, um, crystal hairy,
why are you naked?
Why are you naked?
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
You like that, pilo?
You like that, pilo?
You like crystal hairy?
You like crystal hairy?
I like crystal hairy,
I like crystal hairy,
that's good.
That's good.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Sorry, I just thought we should
sorry, I just thought we should
talk about it.
Talk about it.
'Cause your pussy's hanging out,
'cause your pussy's hanging out,
it's like you wanna talk about
it's like you wanna talk about
it or something?
It or something?
Am I making you
am I making you
uncomfortable, Jamie?
Uncomfortable, Jamie?
Honestly, it's kind of hard
honestly, it's kind of hard
to be comfortable and just act
to be comfortable and just act
like it's normal.
Like it's normal.
O.K., well, I'll put some
O.K., well, I'll put some
clothes on.
Clothes on.
CHAMPA: It's good for me,
CHAMPA: It's good for me,
crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy.
JAMIE: Yeah, whatever.
JAMIE: Yeah, whatever.
I'm O.K. With your nudity.
I'm O.K. With your nudity.
CRYSTAL: What's the plan
CRYSTAL: What's the plan
for tomorrow?
For tomorrow?
Tomorrow, we're going to get
tomorrow, we're going to get
the San Pedro.
The San Pedro.
Lobo told me tierra amarilla and
lobo told me tierra amarilla and
you have to look at the yards of
you have to look at the yards of
the houses and you find, and you
the houses and you find, and you
like, ask the people and offer
like, ask the people and offer
them to, I don't know,
them to, I don't know,
an exchange or to buy it.
[DOOR OPENS]
Champa!
Champa!
Champa!
Your bag!
Your bag!
Hey, we're going.
Hey, we're going.
Jamie.
Jamie.
I feel a lot of aggression
I feel a lot of aggression
coming from you.
Coming from you.
Is there something you want to
is there something you want to
talk about?
Talk about?
Have I upset you?
Have I upset you?
What? No.
What? No.
No, we really are just going.
No, we really are just going.
Sorry, I didn't mean to rush
sorry, I didn't mean to rush
you or anything.
You or anything.
'Cause I'm open to talking
'cause I'm open to talking
about anything.
About anything.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
It's like, that's just how I act
it's like, that's just how I act
in the morning.
In the morning.
I'm sorry, we're just all ready
I'm sorry, we're just all ready
to go and we have this big day
to go and we have this big day
ahead of us, so, we should
ahead of us, so, we should
probably get going soon.
Probably get going soon.
But finish your thing and
but finish your thing and
you know...
You know...
O.K.
O.K.
O.K., guys.
O.K., guys.
Hairy fairy is getting ready.
Hairy fairy is getting ready.
She'll be ready in a minute.
She'll be ready in a minute.
Champa!
Champa!
Hey, are you ready?
Hey, are you ready?
Asking for some directions.
Asking for some directions.
O.K., you ready to go?
O.K., you ready to go?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know how to get there?
You know how to get there?
Yeah, it's very close.
Yeah, it's very close.
Don't forget your bag in the
don't forget your bag in the
room, we're not coming back.
CHAMPA: O.K., everyone,
roll down your windows and let's
roll down your windows and let's
start looking for the San Pedro.
Start looking for the San Pedro.
You know, it's like a huge
you know, it's like a huge
cactus, with huge, like,
cactus, with huge, like,
long arms.
Long arms.
JAMIE: What about this one?
JAMIE: What about this one?
Yeah, that one!
Yeah, that one!
PILO: Donde, weon?
PILO: Donde, weon?
CHAMPA: That's not it.
CHAMPA: That's not it.
Yeah, there's one that looks
yeah, there's one that looks
a lot like it.
A lot like it.
CHAMPA: There, stop the car,
CHAMPA: There, stop the car,
stop the car.
Stop the car.
It's not a big one,
it's not a big one,
but we can ask.
But we can ask.
JAMIE: I'm O.K. To park here?
JAMIE: I'm O.K. To park here?
It's O.K.
Yes, that is it.
CHAMPA: Yeah.
CHAMPA: Yeah.
Hola!
Hola!
JAMIE: Hola!
JAMIE: Hola!
CHAMPA: Hola.
JAMIE: What did he say?
Tell him we'll pay him.
Tell him we'll pay him.
He's going to take it with
he's going to take it with
some friends.
Some friends.
Yeah, how much does he want?
Yeah, how much does he want?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
So then let's go, what the fuck
so then let's go, what the fuck
are we wasting our time for?
Are we wasting our time for?
O.K., thanks.
O.K., thanks.
Whatever.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
We'll find another one.
We'll find another one.
Whatever.
Whatever.
...Did he not understand that we
...did he not understand that we
were going to pay him?
Were going to pay him?
I don't know.
I don't know.
CRYSTAL: Some people don't
CRYSTAL: Some people don't
care about money, Jamie.
Care about money, Jamie.
Some people have...
That's one in the back,
right?
Right?
That's... a big one.
That's... a big one.
She's got to sell us some of
she's got to sell us some of
that, whoever lives here.
That, whoever lives here.
Oh my God, that's the biggest
oh my God, that's the biggest
San Pedro I've ever seen.
San Pedro I've ever seen.
Man, you've seen two.
Man, you've seen two.
They have to give us some
they have to give us some
of that.
Of that.
They've got so much.
They've got so much.
Hola!
Hola!
[DOG BARKS]
Seora we want to buy your
cactus plant.
Cactus plant.
We want to give you money.
Ask her why she won't even
think about it.
Think about it.
You have so much.
You have so much.
You're never going to use
you're never going to use
all that.
All that.
Come on, man, take it easy.
Come on, man, take it easy.
She's not going to sell.
She's not going to sell.
Look how much you have.
Let's go, man, she's not gonna
sell it.
Sell it.
[JAMIE GROANS ANGRILY]
[JAMIE GROANS ANGRILY]
So close.
So close.
Champa, get it.
Champa, get it.
You wanna jump the fence,
you wanna jump the fence,
man?
Man?
No, it's kind of criminal,
no, it's kind of criminal,
isn't it?
Hey, you guys, I was just
going to say, we can't wait in
going to say, we can't wait in
front of this poor man's house
front of this poor man's house
all day.
All day.
We've gotta just let it go.
We've gotta just let it go.
CHAMPA: Jamie, Jamie,
CHAMPA: Jamie, Jamie,
come on.
Come on.
Let's go get a drink.
I think we should spend a
little more time looking.
Little more time looking.
'Cause honestly, I expected us
'cause honestly, I expected us
to spend a lot more time than
to spend a lot more time than
what we've spent so far looking.
What we've spent so far looking.
Yeah, but it's getting late
yeah, but it's getting late
and we've spent so much time.
And we've spent so much time.
I don't know if it's enough.
I don't know if it's enough.
Do you guys feel like it's
do you guys feel like it's
been a long time?
Been a long time?
I feel like it's only been...
I feel like it's only been...
I thought we would be looking
I thought we would be looking
for a lot longer than this.
For a lot longer than this.
How long is the drive to,
how long is the drive to,
to pan de azucar?
To pan de azucar?
Um, at least three hours or
um, at least three hours or
something like that.
Something like that.
Yeah, I think we should hit
yeah, I think we should hit
the road before the sun
the road before the sun
goes down.
Goes down.
No, hey, crystal, you need to
no, hey, crystal, you need to
stay out of it.
Stay out of it.
We made this plan a long
we made this plan a long
time ago.
Time ago.
The whole part of the plan was
the whole part of the plan was
for us to drink San Pedro
for us to drink San Pedro
on the beach.
On the beach.
That's really what started this
that's really what started this
whole trip.
Whole trip.
It's kind of weird to show up
it's kind of weird to show up
without it.
Without it.
Doesn't make any sense.
Doesn't make any sense.
Who here wants to go and do it?
Who here wants to go and do it?
I mean...
O.K., yeah, sure.
It's too bad.
It's too bad.
We'll make another trip.
We'll make another trip.
Yeah, I'd like to, man.
Yeah, I'd like to, man.
And, you know, if it's just
and, you know, if it's just
the two of us, we can search
the two of us, we can search
all day, we won't get tired
all day, we won't get tired
of it... I know you don't get
of it... I know you don't get
tired of it.
Hey, you guys.
There's a San Pedro cactus here.
There's a San Pedro cactus here.
Oh, it is, yeah, it is.
Oh, it is, yeah, it is.
That definitely is.
That definitely is.
Wow, crystal!
Wow, crystal!
Thank you. [LAUGHS]
Thank you. [LAUGHS]
O.K., we have to ask.
O.K., we have to ask.
We have to ask.
We have to ask.
CHAMPA: You want to ask?
CHAMPA: You want to ask?
Yeah, I mean, it'll take
yeah, I mean, it'll take
five minutes, we're here.
Five minutes, we're here.
Come on.
Come on.
Hola.
Hola.
Not like that, no, no, no.
Not like that, no, no, no.
Yeah, I know, you're right.
Yeah, I know, you're right.
Sorry, crystal.
Sorry, crystal.
CHAMPA:
CHAMPA:
CRYSTAL: Hola.
CRYSTAL: Hola.
JAMIE: Tell her, um...
JAMIE: Tell her, um...
We'd like to buy your cactus.
We'd like to buy your cactus.
Pay you money for your cactus.
Pay you money for your cactus.
WOMAN: Hola.
WOMAN: Hola.
JAMIE: Como estas, how are...
JAMIE: Como estas, how are...
we'd love to give you some money
we'd love to give you some money
for your cactus.
For your cactus.
JAMIE: Tell how many, like,
JAMIE: Tell how many, like,
tell her how many people are...
Tell her how many people are...
About our day, and...
About our day, and...
We'd be very happy.
We'd be very happy.
CHAMPA: She'll have to think
CHAMPA: She'll have to think
about it.
About it.
JAMIE: Well, yeah.
JAMIE: Well, yeah.
CRYSTAL:
CRYSTAL:
JAMIE: She said yes.
JAMIE: She said yes.
She knows we want the plant,
she knows we want the plant,
right?
Right?
Oh, she's got so much.
Oh, she's got so much.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Hey, we won't be long here.
Champa, hey, would you just
translate what I say?
Translate what I say?
Tell her... you have to tell her
tell her... you have to tell her
we just wanted to pay for the
we just wanted to pay for the
cactus, we don't really want to,
cactus, we don't really want to,
like, hang out here for a long
like, hang out here for a long
time or anything.
Time or anything.
Just tell her, yeah.
Just tell her, yeah.
Yeah, good.
Yeah, good.
I don't think she understands
I don't think she understands
that, yeah, 'cause the kids are
that, yeah, 'cause the kids are
impatient, just tell her we want
impatient, just tell her we want
to buy the cactus.
To buy the cactus.
CHAMPA: Cactus...
CHAMPA: Cactus...
WOMAN: Um, bien.
Si. [LAUGHS]
WOMAN:
[BREATHING HEAVILY...]
Hey, guys, let's get going.
It's getting late.
It's getting late.
We have to go now.
We have to go now.
Just give us a moment, Jamie.
Just give us a moment, Jamie.
Jamie, settle down.
Jamie, settle down.
We're in the middle of a
we're in the middle of a
conversation with...
conversation with...
yeah, seora pichita,
yeah, seora pichita,
I'm very sorry...
I'm very sorry...
chelita, it's seora chelita.
Chelita, it's seora chelita.
No, come on, man.
No, come on, man.
No, it's time to go.
No, it's time to go.
It's just time to go, you know?
It's just time to go, you know?
I have a surprise that I think
I have a surprise that I think
you're gonna like.
You're gonna like.
Guys, let's move fast.
Guys, let's move fast.
Hey, I think you guys wanna
hey, I think you guys wanna
see something.
See something.
Take a look in the back.
Take a look in the back.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
You're a son of a bitch, man.
You're a son of a bitch, man.
[JAMIE LAUGHS]
[JAMIE LAUGHS]
You crazy fucking chicken!
You crazy fucking chicken!
You're wild!
You're wild!
All right.
All right.
O.K., let's get out of here.
O.K., let's get out of here.
Hey, crystal, I want you to sit
hey, crystal, I want you to sit
in the passenger seat.
In the passenger seat.
You need to be the co-pilot.
You need to be the co-pilot.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
JAMIE: 'Cause you're the one
JAMIE: 'Cause you're the one
who saw it first.
Who saw it first.
Be the co-pilot.
Be the co-pilot.
CRYSTAL: All right.
CRYSTAL: All right.
JAMIE: Come on, guys.
JAMIE: Come on, guys.
[DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE]
[DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE]
Ah, oh yeah.
Ah, oh yeah.
You know, I'm thinking we should
you know, I'm thinking we should
do a little karmic cleansing.
Do a little karmic cleansing.
Man, I like having this big boy
man, I like having this big boy
between my legs.
Between my legs.
Crystal, why don't you pass
crystal, why don't you pass
it back, you know?
It back, you know?
Don't...
Don't...
It's getting me too excited
it's getting me too excited
having it up here.
Having it up here.
CRYSTAL: O.K., O.K., let me
CRYSTAL: O.K., O.K., let me
just finish my blessing.
Just finish my blessing.
Yeah, and then pass it back.
Yeah, and then pass it back.
Maybe we'll cook it as soon as
maybe we'll cook it as soon as
we get there 'cause it'll...
we get there 'cause it'll...
we need to give about nine hours
we need to give about nine hours
to cook it, so if we do it
to cook it, so if we do it
as soon as we get there, we can
as soon as we get there, we can
drink it tonight.
Drink it tonight.
Oh, I think we should cook it
oh, I think we should cook it
today and take it tomorrow.
Today and take it tomorrow.
Yeah, but it would be so nice
yeah, but it would be so nice
with the stars and the
with the stars and the
nighttime.
Nighttime.
I'm not sure if I'm taking
I'm not sure if I'm taking
the San Pedro anymore.
The San Pedro anymore.
CRYSTAL: Yeah?
CRYSTAL: Yeah?
I don't feel very well...
I don't feel very well...
CRYSTAL: What? Why not?
CRYSTAL: What? Why not?
Since I slept on the floor.
Since I slept on the floor.
CRYSTAL: I'm so sorry.
CRYSTAL: I'm so sorry.
No, it's not your fault.
No, it's not your fault.
When we get there, we'll do
when we get there, we'll do
some, we'll do some healing
some, we'll do some healing
work, O.K.?
Work, O.K.?
I'll fix you right up.
I'll fix you right up.
JAMIE: Hey, that's a good
JAMIE: Hey, that's a good
idea; You guys should definitely
idea; You guys should definitely
do that together.
CRYSTAL: Incredible.
I've never seen anything like
I've never seen anything like
it, it is so beautiful.
It, it is so beautiful.
We've gotta stop and get out.
We've gotta stop and get out.
JAMIE: I'd rather not stop
JAMIE: I'd rather not stop
right now. The only thing is
right now. The only thing is
we're making really good time,
we're making really good time,
and it would be nice to start
and it would be nice to start
cooking it before the sun
cooking it before the sun
goes down.
Goes down.
We're just zooming through
we're just zooming through
this gorgeous landscape.
This gorgeous landscape.
JAMIE: Yeah, we're making
JAMIE: Yeah, we're making
such good time is the only thing
such good time is the only thing
and we can get to the beach.
And we can get to the beach.
CRYSTAL: No, please, just a
CRYSTAL: No, please, just a
few minutes, plus I've gotta
few minutes, plus I've gotta
pee. We're gonna have to stop
pee. We're gonna have to stop
anyway, I've gotta pee.
Anyway, I've gotta pee.
I mean, there is pee literally
I mean, there is pee literally
coming out of my vagina.
JAMIE: All right, guys.
Let's get going now.
Let's get going now.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
CRYSTAL:
CRYSTAL:
We're in this beautiful place.
We're in this beautiful place.
Here, this is chamomile.
Here, this is chamomile.
Sniff it, this will relax you.
Sniff it, this will relax you.
Wow, that's really nice.
Wow, that's really nice.
Isn't that pretty?
Isn't that pretty?
Yeah, bring it.
Yeah, bring it.
Yeah, it kind of smells
yeah, it kind of smells
like...
Like...
Boys, smell this chamomile.
Boys, smell this chamomile.
Chamomile.
Chamomile.
[HONKING HORNS]
[HONKING HORNS]
Aye-yai-yai, that pollo loco
aye-yai-yai, that pollo loco
is driving me loco.
Is driving me loco.
Come on, asshole.
Come on, asshole.
[HORN BEEPS]
[HORN BEEPS]
Shut up, asshole.
Shut up, asshole.
CRYSTAL: # pollo loco,
CRYSTAL: # pollo loco,
I made a song for you. #
I made a song for you. #
CHAMPA: This I would watch.
CHAMPA: This I would watch.
# oh, my pollo loco. #
# oh, my pollo loco. #
[SCOFFS] O.K.
[SCOFFS] O.K.
# you need to leave your soul
# you need to leave your soul
on this desert floor #
On this desert floor #
MAN: # the voices in my head
are shadows, shadows #
Are shadows, shadows #
# she comes to me to tell me
# she comes to me to tell me
what they're after #
What they're after #
# says, "it ain't the end, boy,
# says, "it ain't the end, boy,
but you'd best be careful,
but you'd best be careful,
careful #
Careful #
# might catch your tail end
# might catch your tail end
in a circle, circle... #
In a circle, circle... #
[MEN SPEAKING IN BACKGROUND...]
CHAMPA: Yo, Jamie.
Can you help us, please?
Look!
This is perfect over here.
This is perfect over here.
Pilo, come over here.
Pilo, come over here.
Guys!
Guys!
Bring all the stuff over here.
Bring all the stuff over here.
It is beautiful.
It is beautiful.
CHAMPA: Yeah, this place is
CHAMPA: Yeah, this place is
fucking perfect, man.
Fucking perfect, man.
Let's put up the tent.
Let's put up the tent.
CRYSTAL: It's beautiful here!
CRYSTAL: It's beautiful here!
Thank you for bringing me here.
Thank you for bringing me here.
I'm gonna grab the tiny
I'm gonna grab the tiny
kitchen, ciao.
Kitchen, ciao.
CHAMPA: Yeah, O.K., we're
CHAMPA: Yeah, O.K., we're
gonna set up the tents.
Gonna set up the tents.
MAN: # look to the sea...
MAN: # look to the sea...
Hey...
Hey...
CRYSTAL: Hey-ya, whoo!
CRYSTAL: Hey-ya, whoo!
[CHANTING]:
[CHANTING]:
O.K., I'm a little
O.K., I'm a little
disappointed!
Disappointed!
MAN: # black, loving eyes,
MAN: # black, loving eyes,
and a stare that sees
and a stare that sees
for Miles #
For Miles #
# says she wants to,
# says she wants to,
oh, wants to stay a child... #
Oh, wants to stay a child... #
[MUSIC FADES...]
Take this one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
O.K., I'm gonna go hunting,
O.K., I'm gonna go hunting,
man, O.K.?
Man, O.K.?
Oh, good, yeah, O.K., good.
Oh, good, yeah, O.K., good.
I'll catch you some fish.
I'll catch you some fish.
Catch something for dinner.
Catch something for dinner.
O.K., I'm gonna try.
O.K., I'm gonna try.
See you later.
See you later.
JAMIE: Thank you.
JAMIE: Thank you.
CHAMPA: Yo, crystal.
CHAMPA: Yo, crystal.
YEAH. CHAMPA: We got a
YEAH. CHAMPA: We got a
tarot reading pending, O.K.?
Tarot reading pending, O.K.?
CRYSTAL: I know, I'm excited.
CRYSTAL: I know, I'm excited.
Cool.
Cool.
I'll be waiting.
Jamie, can I help?
Oh, that's O.K.
Oh, that's O.K.
Oh, I'd like to.
Oh, I'd like to.
That's O.K., I'm just taking
that's O.K., I'm just taking
the thorns out right now and I'm
the thorns out right now and I'm
just using this little knife.
Just using this little knife.
Yeah, look, I even have
yeah, look, I even have
my own knife.
My own knife.
I'm gonna remove the skin
I'm gonna remove the skin
and... Wonderful.
And... Wonderful.
I can kind of... it's kind of
I can kind of... it's kind of
a one-person job.
A one-person job.
No, look, if we move it
no, look, if we move it
just like this.
Just like this.
Now it's a two-person job.
Now it's a two-person job.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, perfect.
O.K.
O.K.
[KNIVES SCRAPING]
JAMIE: The outer layer of it
in little chunks.
In little chunks.
That'll... that's what you want.
That'll... that's what you want.
Like this, yeah?
Like this, yeah?
And there's still a little
and there's still a little
green left here, so get all of
green left here, so get all of
that, get all of that.
That, get all of that.
O.K., O.K.
O.K., O.K.
So, once we get this cooking,
so, once we get this cooking,
I think we should all sit around
I think we should all sit around
the pot, right?
The pot, right?
We're gonna cook it in that
we're gonna cook it in that
little stove?
Little stove?
Yeah. And just have a
yeah. And just have a
gathering, you know, and talk
gathering, you know, and talk
about maybe our fears, you know?
About maybe our fears, you know?
We can just sort of...
we can just sort of...
you think that's important?
You think that's important?
Yeah, I do, I think it would
yeah, I do, I think it would
be nice to have a little
be nice to have a little
ceremony, you know, in
ceremony, you know, in
preparation.
Preparation.
It's very important before
it's very important before
taking drugs as a group that
taking drugs as a group that
everybody sort of commune with
everybody sort of commune with
one another, you know?
One another, you know?
Yeah, I agree. Yeah.
Yeah, I agree. Yeah.
I mean, it's either that or an
I mean, it's either that or an
orgy, and I don't think you boys
orgy, and I don't think you boys
are ready for that. [LAUGHS]
What else do I have to show you?
Oh, this guy... I never finished
oh, this guy... I never finished
her. Oh...
Her. Oh...
CHAMPA: Lel, lel!
CHAMPA: Lel, lel!
There was... my lady.
There was... my lady.
There she is.
There she is.
Uh, I'm gonna play futbol.
Uh, I'm gonna play futbol.
[LAUGHING AND GRUNTING]
[LAUGHING AND GRUNTING]
Ey, oh. [WHISTLES]
Ey, oh. [WHISTLES]
Pilo.
Pilo.
[GUITAR PLAYING, WHISTLING...]
[GUITAR PLAYING, WHISTLING...]
CHAMPA: Yo, Jamie, come on.
Hola, amigo.
Hola.
Hola.
He can really play.
He can really play.
Thank you.
[WHISTLING...]
[WHISTLING...]
[WHISTLING...]
[WHISTLING...]
[WHISTLING...]
[WHISTLING...]
Yeah, I'm gonna check on the
yeah, I'm gonna check on the
San Pedro, it's almost ready.
San Pedro, it's almost ready.
CHAMPA: O.K., man.
CHAMPA: O.K., man.
JAMIE: Yeah.
JAMIE: Yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
PILO: Hey.
PILO: Hey.
CRYSTAL: Welcome.
CRYSTAL: Welcome.
Lie down, breathe.
# I don't want to stay
and then... #
And then... #
so, maybe we should break
so, maybe we should break
the ice with talking about,
the ice with talking about,
you know, maybe what we're
you know, maybe what we're
afraid of a little bit.
Afraid of a little bit.
I know that you're... you've got
I know that you're... you've got
a lot of fear surrounding
a lot of fear surrounding
taking the San Pedro.
Taking the San Pedro.
What's your biggest fear?
What's your biggest fear?
In life, not... just in life.
In life, not... just in life.
Really, anything, and just,
really, anything, and just,
and just throw it in that fire.
And just throw it in that fire.
Extinguish it.
Extinguish it.
Um, I think my main fears
um, I think my main fears
are, uh, madness and, uh,
are, uh, madness and, uh,
hopelessness, and then I could
hopelessness, and then I could
say, like, cops.
Say, like, cops.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Cops, that's a serious one.
Cops, that's a serious one.
And lel?
And lel?
But no English.
But no English.
CRYSTAL: That's O.K.
CRYSTAL: That's O.K.
Speak your language.
CRYSTAL: People with bad
intentions? Yeah.
Intentions? Yeah.
CRYSTAL: Interesting.
CRYSTAL: Interesting.
O.K., champa.
O.K., champa.
I just want to say thank you
I just want to say thank you
guys for being so honest and
guys for being so honest and
vulnerable and it's beautiful.
Vulnerable and it's beautiful.
O.K., champa.
O.K., champa.
Um, I really don't, don't
um, I really don't, don't
think about a huge fear that
think about a huge fear that
I have, but if you ask me,
I have, but if you ask me,
I would say, like, uncertainty.
I would say, like, uncertainty.
Pollo.
Pollo.
[JAMIE GRUNTS]
[JAMIE GRUNTS]
So, is there any... anything at
so, is there any... anything at
all that the big bad pollo is
all that the big bad pollo is
afraid of that he wants to
afraid of that he wants to
share?
Share?
Yeah, I don't know, the ocean
yeah, I don't know, the ocean
and, like, sharks. [CHUCKLES]
And, like, sharks. [CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
CRYSTAL: It seems like maybe
CRYSTAL: It seems like maybe
you're just afraid of being
you're just afraid of being
honest, you know, and vulnerable
honest, you know, and vulnerable
and, and, and opening up...
And, and, and opening up...
Like these boys have.
Like these boys have.
Yeah, I really am, actually,
yeah, I really am, actually,
just afraid of sharks, though.
Just afraid of sharks, though.
Like, they... I hate the idea
like, they... I hate the idea
that they could be swimming
that they could be swimming
underneath you, and you don't
underneath you, and you don't
know, and then you're just like,
know, and then you're just like,
I don't know, it's really...
I don't know, it's really...
I actually am really afraid
I actually am really afraid
of sharks.
Of sharks.
Crystal fairy, so why don't
crystal fairy, so why don't
you share your fears with us?
You share your fears with us?
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
Well...
Well...
You know, I guess my biggest
you know, I guess my biggest
fear is that, that this
fear is that, that this
incarnation of humans is not
incarnation of humans is not
gonna realize its freedom,
gonna realize its freedom,
you know?
You know?
Freedom... freedom from time,
freedom... freedom from time,
from this mechanized world that
from this mechanized world that
we live in, from ego, you know?
We live in, from ego, you know?
We, we have to awaken to, to our
we, we have to awaken to, to our
own nature, to ourselves,
own nature, to ourselves,
you know, so we can cast aside
you know, so we can cast aside
our ego and, and, and reconcile
our ego and, and, and reconcile
with the divine, you know,
with the divine, you know,
with earth, and, and now is the
with earth, and, and now is the
time to do it.
Time to do it.
We've gotta, oh, we've gotta
we've gotta, oh, we've gotta
work hard and unleash that
work hard and unleash that
ancient voice of consciousness
ancient voice of consciousness
that, that now only belongs to
that, that now only belongs to
the, to the angels and to the
the, to the angels and to the
fairies, you know?
Fairies, you know?
And it's, it's difficult,
and it's, it's difficult,
you know, it's destructive.
You know, it's destructive.
It's a darkness that each of us
it's a darkness that each of us
have to pass through, you know,
have to pass through, you know,
that the world is passing
that the world is passing
through, the world, it's
through, the world, it's
suffering so much the way that
suffering so much the way that
we are, but at the end,
we are, but at the end,
this world will end, and it will
this world will end, and it will
transform and we'll be in a new
transform and we'll be in a new
world, in or around December
world, in or around December
21st, 2012, which is the end of
21st, 2012, which is the end of
the Mayan calendar, you know,
the Mayan calendar, you know,
and then we will be living in a
and then we will be living in a
transformed, beautiful world
transformed, beautiful world
that is surrounded by the
that is surrounded by the
new sphere.
New sphere.
I'm gonna try to translate
I'm gonna try to translate
a little bit to lel.
[CHUCKLES]
CRYSTAL: Are you sure you're
CRYSTAL: Are you sure you're
translating correctly?
Translating correctly?
CHAMPA: Yeah, because you
CHAMPA: Yeah, because you
talk too much, I'm getting,
talk too much, I'm getting,
like, a little bit of what you
like, a little bit of what you
said, but...
Said, but...
CRYSTAL: I just... 'cause he's
CRYSTAL: I just... 'cause he's
laughing. CHAMPA: Si, yeah.
LAUGHING. CHAMPA: Si, yeah.
Are you laughing at me?
Are you laughing at me?
You're laughing at me?
You're laughing at me?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Sorry.
Sorry.
CHAMPA: No.
CHAMPA: No.
JAMIE: Crystal, I have to say
JAMIE: Crystal, I have to say
you're, you are hilarious.
You're, you are hilarious.
[LAUGHS] You're such a
[LAUGHS] You're such a
character, I love you.
Character, I love you.
You guys, this is serious.
You guys, this is serious.
It's up to us.
It's up to us.
This is serious.
This is serious.
It's... 2012 is around the
it's... 2012 is around the
corner!
Corner!
[SQUEAKING IN DISTANCE]
[SQUEAKING IN DISTANCE]
[ZIPPER UNZIPPING]
[GULLS SQUAWK IN DISTANCE...]
[CIGARETTE LIGHTER FLICKING]
Pollo!
Good morning.
Good morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Come do my magical passes
come do my magical passes
with me!
With me!
O.K.
O.K.
Oh, my God, look at your face.
Oh, my God, look at your face.
You look like a crab.
You look like a crab.
Yeah, I got a little sunburn.
Yeah, I got a little sunburn.
Here, you don't want that.
So we're gonna start with right
arm up, left leg up.
Arm up, left leg up.
O.K., and vigorous breath.
O.K., and vigorous breath.
And...
And...
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
Ideally, you have snot pouring
ideally, you have snot pouring
out of your nose, you know?
Out of your nose, you know?
That's good.
That's good.
Put a little force into it.
Put a little force into it.
Kind of like yoga?
Kind of like yoga?
Or something?
Or something?
Similar, similar.
Similar, similar.
Hey, crystal.
Hey, crystal.
Maybe you just finish your
maybe you just finish your
magical passes and I'll wake
magical passes and I'll wake
the guys up.
The guys up.
Jamie, remember yesterday how
Jamie, remember yesterday how
we talked about just letting
we talked about just letting
things unfold in their own time
things unfold in their own time
and not rushing or forcing them?
And not rushing or forcing them?
Yeah, crystal, I'm not
yeah, crystal, I'm not
rushing anything.
Rushing anything.
Don't be so patronizing,
don't be so patronizing,
you know?
You know?
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm not rushing it.
I'm not rushing it.
We didn't do it last night,
we didn't do it last night,
we're doing it today, so it's
we're doing it today, so it's
not really rushing it.
Not really rushing it.
I think you should just let
I think you should just let
the boys get their rest.
The boys get their rest.
Well, I think we should do it
well, I think we should do it
first thing in the morning,
first thing in the morning,
you know?
You know?
Maybe you should put some
maybe you should put some
sunblock on today.
[EXHALES REPEATEDLY]
Yeah, more, more, more.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, it looks good.
Oh, yeah, it looks good.
This is good.
This is good.
CRYSTAL: Boys, your breakfast
CRYSTAL: Boys, your breakfast
is ready!
Is ready!
No, we're not supposed
no, we're not supposed
to eat!
To eat!
Hey, champa, your brother said
hey, champa, your brother said
it was better to fast.
It was better to fast.
We're supposed to be fasting.
We're supposed to be fasting.
Guys.
Guys.
Don't eat that!
Don't eat that!
Come on!
Come on!
We're supposed to have
we're supposed to have
empty stomachs.
Empty stomachs.
It's easier to digest...
it's easier to digest...
they were hungry.
They were hungry.
I had a nice big plate of food
I had a nice big plate of food
this morning.
This morning.
I feel great.
I feel great.
O.K., I'm not eating and
O.K., I'm not eating and
I'm gonna go and drink over
I'm gonna go and drink over
there because I don't think we
there because I don't think we
should be near the kitchen stuff
should be near the kitchen stuff
in case people start throwing
in case people start throwing
up, which now you guys are
up, which now you guys are
probably going to.
Probably going to.
Come over here when
come over here when
you're ready.
You boys, you don't worry
about him.
About him.
Just enjoy your breakfast, yeah?
Well, guys, I just want to
say I'm really happy we're all...
say I'm really happy we're all...
oh, we need our
oh, we need our
magical pebbles!
Magical pebbles!
We need our good energy pebbles,
we need our good energy pebbles,
our crystals.
Our crystals.
Does everybody have them?
Does everybody have them?
Yeah?
Yeah?
CHAMPA:
CHAMPA:
I didn't keep mine.
I didn't keep mine.
O.K., well, I will find you
O.K., well, I will find you
another one.
Cheers, my friend.
Cheers, amigo.
Strong flavor.
Strong.
Strong.
I think I'm going to wait
I think I'm going to wait
for the...
for the...
CRYSTAL: Hey, wait,
CRYSTAL: Hey, wait,
what are you doing?
What are you doing?
You started drinking it
you started drinking it
without us? Mmm.
Without us? Mmm.
PILO:
PILO:
JAMIE: Yeah, it's got a
JAMIE: Yeah, it's got a
really interesting...
really interesting...
yeah, I don't think I really
yeah, I don't think I really
need this, crystal.
Need this, crystal.
I don't think I need it.
I don't think I need it.
CHAMPA: Yah, Jamie, pilo.
CHAMPA: Yah, Jamie, pilo.
Cheers.
CRYSTAL: Is it bad?
Here you go, crystal.
Here you go, crystal.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Whoo!
[GAGS]
[GAGS]
Pilo.
Pilo.
[INDISTINCT]
[INDISTINCT]
Yeah, no, I still have, like,
yeah, no, I still have, like,
a headache, I'm not sure.
A headache, I'm not sure.
Ya po loco, go!
Ya po loco, go!
JAMIE: Oh, the headache won't
JAMIE: Oh, the headache won't
be a problem.
Be a problem.
This will probably...
This will probably...
Why don't we do a little
why don't we do a little
healing together as you take it?
Healing together as you take it?
That will help.
That will help.
That will soothe you.
That will soothe you.
JAMIE: Yeah, do like,
JAMIE: Yeah, do like,
a healing thing.
A healing thing.
CHAMPA:
CHAMPA:
CRYSTAL: O.K., uh, yeah,
CRYSTAL: O.K., uh, yeah,
I want you to actually sit
I want you to actually sit
facing east.
Facing east.
O.K.
O.K.
We're going to do a little
we're going to do a little
energy work, yeah, just to get
energy work, yeah, just to get
ourselves straight here.
Ourselves straight here.
And breathe in...
And breathe in...
And that's right.
And that's right.
It's a good time to start
it's a good time to start
drinking it...
Drinking it...
Mmm.
Mmm.
Very good.
Very good.
O.K.
O.K.
LEL: It's very toxic...
LEL: It's very toxic...
CRYSTAL: Hey.
CRYSTAL: Hey.
JAMIE: What did you think?
CHAMPA:
What, her?
What, her?
Yeah.
Yeah.
San Pedro?
San Pedro?
It's definitely not, no.
It's definitely not, no.
The onset is like, 120 minutes.
The onset is like, 120 minutes.
Do you guys see the faces in
do you guys see the faces in
those rocks?
Those rocks?
Those smiling faces?
Those smiling faces?
What faces?
What faces?
There's a family of smiling
there's a family of smiling
faces right up on that Ridge.
Faces right up on that Ridge.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where exactly,
where exactly,
where specifically are they?
Where specifically are they?
Right up at the,
right up at the,
starting at the...
Starting at the...
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
There are no faces in the
there are no faces in the
mountains.
Mountains.
No, I think I see some.
No, I think I see some.
No, it hasn't hit yet.
No, it hasn't hit yet.
You're just pretending.
You're just pretending.
You don't need to like...
You don't need to like...
Crystal.
Crystal.
Like, just enjoy the beauty
like, just enjoy the beauty
of it.
Of it.
You know, they're just
you know, they're just
mountains.
Mountains.
Just enjoy what they are.
Just enjoy what they are.
You don't have to like,
you don't have to like,
imagine that there's something
imagine that there's something
there that there isn't.
There that there isn't.
Like, I don't need a rock in my
like, I don't need a rock in my
cup when I'm drinking this
cup when I'm drinking this
stuff either.
Stuff either.
Like, all of this stuff...
like, all of this stuff...
all right, Jamie,
all right, Jamie,
O.K., it's fine.
O.K., it's fine.
...Not really necessary.
...not really necessary.
Be real, you know?
Be real, you know?
I mean, it hasn't hit you yet.
I mean, it hasn't hit you yet.
Seems like...
Seems like...
Maybe, you need to be alone
maybe, you need to be alone
or something.
Or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go hang out with
I'm gonna go hang out with
those rocks.
Those rocks.
I'll see you guys later.
I'll see you guys later.
Come on, don't be an asshole,
come on, don't be an asshole,
man.
Man.
I'm not being... I'm being an
I'm not being... I'm being an
asshole now?
Asshole now?
I'm just saying like...
I'm just saying like...
yeah, it's crystal fairy,
yeah, it's crystal fairy,
man.
Man.
You know her, you know that's...
You know her, you know that's...
I'm not being an asshole,
I'm not being an asshole,
I'm just saying she doesn't have
I'm just saying she doesn't have
to do all that stuff that she's
to do all that stuff that she's
constantly doing.
Constantly doing.
Yeah, but maybe you were too
yeah, but maybe you were too
honest, you know?
Honest, you know?
Besides, it's not necessary to
besides, it's not necessary to
say that to her.
Say that to her.
Well, somebody needs to say
well, somebody needs to say
that to her.
That to her.
She's obviously never heard that
she's obviously never heard that
in her whole life.
In her whole life.
I'm, you know, I'm just trying
I'm, you know, I'm just trying
to tell her how it is.
To tell her how it is.
O.K.
O.K.
What do you think if we go to
what do you think if we go to
explore the area?
Explore the area?
Over these rocks?
Over these rocks?
It's an amazing place.
It's an amazing place.
Yeah.
You guys, you think I was
really an asshole...
Really an asshole...
To crystal?
To crystal?
I don't know, you made me feel...
I don't know, you made me feel...
ah!
Ah!
You gave me so much grief after
you gave me so much grief after
we had that weird moment.
We had that weird moment.
Like you gave me so much grief
like you gave me so much grief
about it.
About it.
Do you think she's O.K.?
Do you think she's O.K.?
CHAMPA: Just forget about it,
CHAMPA: Just forget about it,
man.
Man.
Just relax, it was nothing,
just relax, it was nothing,
O.K.?
O.K.?
I can't stop thinking of it
I can't stop thinking of it
because you gave me so much
because you gave me so much
grief, you know.
Grief, you know.
I feel like it was too much
I feel like it was too much
or something.
Or something.
No, just relax, man.
No, just relax, man.
I am.
I am.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I am.
I don't think...
what's wrong, man?
What's wrong, man?
[MOANS QUIETLY]
[MOANS QUIETLY]
Yo.
Yo.
I don't think it's hitting me
I don't think it's hitting me
very well.
Very well.
What? Wait, wait.
What? Wait, wait.
What's wrong, man?
What's wrong, man?
Wait, wait.
O.K., I'm a little better.
Yeah, you are, man.
Yeah, you are, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Huh?
Huh?
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
You said something about me?
You said something about me?
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Just tell me!
Just tell me!
I need to know.
I need to know.
CHAMPA: Lel thinks you are
CHAMPA: Lel thinks you are
little bit pale.
Little bit pale.
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
Don't laugh right now!
Don't laugh right now!
Don't laugh right now.
Don't laugh right now.
Don't laugh at me.
Don't laugh at me.
Come on.
Come on.
Ahh.
Ahh.
Oh, my voice sounds so weird.
Oh, my voice sounds so weird.
CHAMPA:
CHAMPA:
O.K., man, just relax.
O.K., man, just relax.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Breathe slowly.
Breathe slowly.
O.K.?
O.K.?
[BREATHING RAGGEDLY]
Wait for me!
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Oh, my voice sounds weird,
oh, my voice sounds weird,
right?
Right?
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahm!
Ahm!
Mahm!
Mahm!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, mah!
Oh, mah!
It's weird.
It's weird.
It's really...
It's really...
Ahh.
Ahh.
[MOANS QUIETLY]
[MOANS QUIETLY]
Yo, Jamie, what the
yo, Jamie, what the
situation, Jamie?
Situation, Jamie?
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, that's right, man.
Yeah, that's right, man.
Um!
Um!
Come on.
Come on.
What the situation, man?
What the situation, man?
Why are you acting like that?
Why are you acting like that?
[VOCALIZES MOCKINGLY]
[VOCALIZES MOCKINGLY]
Why are you being so strange?
Why are you being so strange?
You're acting so strange.
You're acting so strange.
Everything is fine, man.
Everything is fine, man.
Everything is so fine,
everything is so fine,
it's all right.
It's all right.
My little brothers is nice
my little brothers is nice
people, me too.
People, me too.
O.K.
O.K.
Why are you being so strange?
Why are you being so strange?
What the situation, man,
what the situation, man,
come on.
Come on.
Come here, man.
Come here, man.
Come here, hey.
Come here, hey.
Let's go to the sea, man.
Let's go to the sea, man.
You want to go to the sea?
You want to go to the sea?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Let's go in the water, yeah.
Let's go in the water, yeah.
In the water.
In the water.
No, let's go in the water
no, let's go in the water
right now.
Right now.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go right now.
Let's go right now.
Come on, botota.
Come on, botota.
Botota!
Botota!
Botota, man!
Botota, man!
Oh, what's the situation?
Oh, what's the situation?
Such a fucking baby.
Such a fucking baby.
Oh, it's so hot.
Oh, it's so hot.
Oh, please, let's go
oh, please, let's go
in the water.
In the water.
Yes.
Yes.
I like that idea.
I like that idea.
I like that idea.
I like that idea.
CHORUS: # if you're feeling
CHORUS: # if you're feeling
fancy free #
Fancy free #
# come wander through
# come wander through
the world with me #
The world with me #
# and any place we chance to be
# and any place we chance to be
will be our rendezvous #
Will be our rendezvous #
# two for the road,
# two for the road,
we'll travel down the years
we'll travel down the years
collecting precious memories #
Collecting precious memories #
# selecting souvenirs
# selecting souvenirs
and living life
and living life
the way we please #
The way we please #
# in summertime,
# in summertime,
the sun will shine #
The sun will shine #
# in winter,
# in winter,
we'll drink summer wine #
We'll drink summer wine #
# and every day
# and every day
that you are mine
that you are mine
will be a lovely day #
Will be a lovely day #
# as long as love
# as long as love
still wears a smile #
Still wears a smile #
# I know that we'll be
# I know that we'll be
two for the road #
Two for the road #
# and that's a long,
# and that's a long,
long while #
Long while #
# As long as love
still wears a smile #
Still wears a smile #
# I know that we'll be
# I know that we'll be
two for the road #
Two for the road #
# and that's a...
# And that's a...
Long...
Long...
Long while #
Long while #
Hey, guys, I think I'm...
Hey, guys, I think I'm...
I'm starting to feel
I'm starting to feel
the mescaline!
The mescaline!
Are you guys feeling it?
Are you guys feeling it?
Are you guys feeling it?
Are you guys feeling it?
Oh, my God, where did you
come from?
Come from?
Oh. [SHELLS RATTLE]
Oh. [SHELLS RATTLE]
Oh.
Oh.
[SHELLS RATTLE]
[LAUGHS]
You guys all look so much alike.
Genes are so weird.
Genes are so weird.
Genes are so weird.
[LAUGHS]
Ow.
[CHUCKLES]
It's a monster.
It's a monster.
Monster.
MAN: Fossiled whales in the
desert from seven million
desert from seven million
years ago.
Years ago.
What kind of whales?
What kind of whales?
Rorquals.
Rorquals.
Orca whales.
Orca whales.
For the most part.
For the most part.
Sir, this is my brother pilo.
Sir, this is my brother pilo.
Pilo.
Pilo.
Hola, pilo.
Hola, pilo.
They are whale experts.
They are whale experts.
They're researching whales here.
They're researching whales here.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Yes.
Yes.
What are you guys doing here?
What are you guys doing here?
We are studying the ancient
we are studying the ancient
life from seven million
life from seven million
years ago.
Years ago.
They get preserved in the desert
they get preserved in the desert
and we find them.
JAMIE: Look at champa.
Champa!
Champa!
Champa!
Champa!
Why does that look so weird?
Why does that look so weird?
It's really creeping me out
it's really creeping me out
right now.
Right now.
Let's go look at those pelicans.
Let's go look at those pelicans.
What were you doing?
What were you doing?
I was talking to these guys.
I was talking to these guys.
...They leave a record.
...they leave a record.
And that's what we do, is find
and that's what we do, is find
that record and figure...
[BREATHES RAGGEDLY]
[WHISPERS] Come on.
[GRUNTS]
No, I like the one with his
neck like... he's got his neck
neck like... he's got his neck
back there.
Back there.
Yeah, it's like this.
Yeah, it's like this.
What is this stuff that I'm
what is this stuff that I'm
sitting beside? That?
Sitting beside? That?
A net...
A net...
There's little knots in here,
there's little knots in here,
huh?
Huh?
Oh, I'm stuck in it.
Oh, I'm stuck in it.
Jamie...
Jamie...
No, no, no, don't, don't.
No, no, no, don't, don't.
Jamie a fish.
Jamie a fish.
CHAMPA: A fucking fish.
CHAMPA: A fucking fish.
What is this place? [LAUGHS]
What is this place? [LAUGHS]
Like, there's a sock there.
Like, there's a sock there.
Whose sock is that?
Whose sock is that?
Look at that fish.
Look at that fish.
That is really weird.
That is really weird.
What do they do here?
What do they do here?
Do they, like, catch fish here
do they, like, catch fish here
or what do they do?
Or what do they do?
CHAMPA: That's the grave of
CHAMPA: That's the grave of
tom Jones, look.
Tom Jones, look.
Creeping me out.
Creeping me out.
CHAMPA: Tom Jones's grave.
CHAMPA: Tom Jones's grave.
Where is, uh, the hairy fairy
where is, uh, the hairy fairy
right now? [LAUGHS]
Right now? [LAUGHS]
Oh, I don't have no idea.
Oh, I don't have no idea.
JAMIE: I kind of actually
JAMIE: I kind of actually
want to see her right now.
Want to see her right now.
I really want to look in her
I really want to look in her
eyes right now.
Eyes right now.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Sad, sad.
Sad, sad.
Sad? Yeah.
Sad? Yeah.
I guess I should apologize
I guess I should apologize
to her.
To her.
CHAMPA: That would be nice.
CHAMPA: That would be nice.
I didn't wanna make her sad.
I didn't wanna make her sad.
I'm gonna go find her.
I'm gonna go find her.
I'll go find her and then I'll
I'll go find her and then I'll
come find you guys.
Come find you guys.
YEAH. CHAMPA: O.K.
YEAH. CHAMPA: O.K.
O.K., I'll see you later, man.
O.K., I'll see you later, man.
See you.
See you.
Good luck. Good luck.
Good luck. Good luck.
[GULLS SQUAWK IN DISTANCE]
Crystal?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, crystal.
[LAUGHS]
Are you kidding me? [LAUGHS]
Oh... [LAUGHS]
What?
What?
[#..., JAMIE LAUGHS]
[#..., JAMIE LAUGHS]
CHORUS: # LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
CHORUS: # LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA, LA... #
LA, LA, LA... #
# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA #
LA, LA #
# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
# LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA, LA #
LA, LA, LA #
[MUSIC FADES]
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
[GASPS]
LEL: Yo. Lel.
Jamie!
Jamie!
Jamie!
Get out of there!
Get out of there!
[IGNITION STARTS, ENGINE REVS]
[KEYS CLICK, ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
JAMIE: Hey.
JAMIE: Hey.
PILO: Jamie.
PILO: Jamie.
Pilo, I was looking for
pilo, I was looking for
crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy.
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Yes. I was looking for her
yes. I was looking for her
because I haven't seen her
because I haven't seen her
all morning.
All morning.
You cannot drive, man.
[LAUGHS]
MAN: Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hi.
Hi.
I guess you're American, too.
I guess you're American, too.
Well, uh, I don't know how I
well, uh, I don't know how I
got a shirt, but...
Got a shirt, but...
I think you might need it.
I think you might need it.
Yeah, I lost my clothes!
Yeah, I lost my clothes!
And I don't wanna look at you
and I don't wanna look at you
because this is insane.
Because this is insane.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I'm, I'm trying to get back
I'm, I'm trying to get back
to the beach.
To the beach.
I'll give you a lift.
I'll give you a lift.
I've got room.
I've got room.
That'd be great, thank you.
That'd be great, thank you.
That'd be really nice of you.
That'd be really nice of you.
MAN: So, what is your name?
MAN: So, what is your name?
Isabel.
Isabel.
Nice to meet you, Isabel.
Nice to meet you, Isabel.
JAMIE: Have you seen crystal
JAMIE: Have you seen crystal
or... she hasn't been around
or... she hasn't been around
here, right?
Here, right?
No.
No.
No, 'cause I, like, the last
no, 'cause I, like, the last
time I saw her was this morning.
Time I saw her was this morning.
Yeah, me too, but there's no
yeah, me too, but there's no
problem, I think she was...
problem, I think she was...
it's O.K.? Yeah.
It's O.K.? Yeah.
I just want to make sure she
I just want to make sure she
knows how to get back here
knows how to get back here
'cause it's cold and...
'cause it's cold and...
yeah, it's kind of cold.
Yeah, it's kind of cold.
It's starting to... sun's
it's starting to... sun's
starting to go down.
Starting to go down.
Yeah, but take it easy, man.
Yeah, but take it easy, man.
Stay calm, sit down.
Stay calm, sit down.
JAMIE: I feel good.
JAMIE: I feel good.
I think it's starting to come
I think it's starting to come
down a bit.
Down a bit.
Yeah, we're landing now.
Yeah, we're landing now.
JAMIE: We're landing.
JAMIE: We're landing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
CHAMPA: From a famous artist.
CHAMPA: From a famous artist.
JAMIE: Oh, yeah?
JAMIE: Oh, yeah?
PILO: There she is!
PILO: There she is!
Crystal!
Crystal!
JAMIE: Oh, wow.
JAMIE: Oh, wow.
Whoa, oh, my God, what happened
whoa, oh, my God, what happened
to your clothes?
To your clothes?
I was so worried about you.
I was so worried about you.
You were?
You were?
I was looking all over.
I was looking all over.
Crystal, I really need to say
crystal, I really need to say
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
CHORUS: # ooh, ooh, ooh
CHORUS: # ooh, ooh, ooh
MAN: # everybody wants
MAN: # everybody wants
safety (Safety and love) #
Safety (Safety and love) #
we all do.
We all do.
CRYSTAL: Boys.
CRYSTAL: Boys.
How are you?
How are you?
CRYSTAL: Hi.
CRYSTAL: Hi.
CHAMPA: Are you cold?
CHAMPA: Are you cold?
Fine... yes, I'm freezing.
Fine... yes, I'm freezing.
We're really sorry.
We're really sorry.
I'm O.K.
I'm O.K.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for
being...
being...
you hungry?
You hungry?
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
Oh...
Oh...
Where's the bonfire?
Where's the bonfire?
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
Cookies, I want cookies.
Cookies, I want cookies.
JAMIE: They're so good.
JAMIE: They're so good.
Yeah, crystal was my
yeah, crystal was my
accomplice today.
Accomplice today.
She helped me.
She helped me.
CHAMPA: Really, you...
CHAMPA: Really, you...
no!
No!
You're giving me away?
You're giving me away?
[CHUCKLES] I look at here,
[CHUCKLES] I look at here,
at his eyes, and...
At his eyes, and...
Oh, you know, that's O.K.,
oh, you know, that's O.K.,
man, you gotta be ready for it.
Man, you gotta be ready for it.
You can't take it if you're not
you can't take it if you're not
ready for it.
Ready for it.
PILO: It was so obvious.
PILO: It was so obvious.
CHAMPA: Yeah, but you are...
CHAMPA: Yeah, but you are...
You, you had a good time.
You, you had a good time.
I remember when I was
I remember when I was
12 years old, I was obsessed
12 years old, I was obsessed
with a girl, and I called her
with a girl, and I called her
house, like, eight times
house, like, eight times
in one day, and they had
in one day, and they had
call I.D. And her mother saw
call I.D. And her mother saw
that I called that many times.
That I called that many times.
CHAMPA: And call the police.
CHAMPA: And call the police.
JAMIE: No, she answered the
JAMIE: No, she answered the
phone one time when I called,
phone one time when I called,
and she went, "Jamie, how many
and she went, "Jamie, how many
times did you call here today?"
Times did you call here today?"
And I was so scared in the
and I was so scared in the
moment, I didn't expect her to
moment, I didn't expect her to
answer or for her to be mad at
answer or for her to be mad at
me about it, and I made up this
me about it, and I made up this
lie, I made up a lie in one
lie, I made up a lie in one
second, so I said, "oh, hey, um,
second, so I said, "oh, hey, um,
hey, Donna.
Hey, Donna.
My, uh, the problem was that my
my, uh, the problem was that my
Internet connection had the
Internet connection had the
wrong phone number in it.
Wrong phone number in it.
It accidentally had your phone
it accidentally had your phone
number, and I was trying to
number, and I was trying to
connect to the Internet all day.
Connect to the Internet all day.
I kept hitting connect, and it
I kept hitting connect, and it
kept calling your house.
Kept calling your house.
It was a stupid mistake."
It was a stupid mistake."
When I was 17, I went to this
when I was 17, I went to this
Halloween party.
Halloween party.
I was dressed as a mechanic.
I was dressed as a mechanic.
I went with this guy.
I went with this guy.
I barely knew him.
I barely knew him.
We'd gone on, like, one date.
We'd gone on, like, one date.
I didn't even really like him.
I didn't even really like him.
[SCOFFS] but I was bored and I
[SCOFFS] But I was bored and I
was lonely, so I went with him,
was lonely, so I went with him,
and it was at, it was at this
and it was at, it was at this
girl's house.
Girl's house.
She was really rich.
She was really rich.
It was this huge pool party.
It was this huge pool party.
And we drank a lot.
And we drank a lot.
I drank a lot.
I drank a lot.
And at some point I took a pill.
And at some point I took a pill.
I thought it was ecstasy.
I thought it was ecstasy.
I didn't even really know what
I didn't even really know what
that was.
That was.
And then...
And then...
This guy who had invited me was,
this guy who had invited me was,
he wanted to take me to the
he wanted to take me to the
pool house.
Pool house.
I didn't really understand
I didn't really understand
what was going on.
What was going on.
I remember...
I remember...
Being pressed up against this
being pressed up against this
window and seeing the whole
window and seeing the whole
party kind of... happening,
party kind of... happening,
and feeling really...
And feeling really...
Scared.
Scared.
And then there were...
And then there were...
Two more guys in there, and I
two more guys in there, and I
was completely naked.
Was completely naked.
[SNIFFS]
[SNIFFS]
And they were...
And they were...
Having sex with me.
Having sex with me.
I mean, they were raping me.
I could see this whole party
happening on the other side
happening on the other side
of the window. [LAUGHS]
Of the window. [LAUGHS]
And...
And...
Anyway, the next thing I
anyway, the next thing I
remembered was that I was in
remembered was that I was in
this... bathtub.
This... bathtub.
Waking up in this awful, warm
waking up in this awful, warm
pool of water and the sun was
pool of water and the sun was
rising, and it was...
[CRIES]
[CRYING] But I had never...
I...
I know it's kind of crazy, but I
haven't actually told this story
haven't actually told this story
and I've never told this story.
And I've never told this story.
O.K., easy.
O.K., easy.
You're with us now, you're O.K.
You're with us now, you're O.K.
[CRIES]
[CRIES]
CHAMPA: You have all our
CHAMPA: You have all our
support and... O.K.?
Support and... O.K.?
We love you.
We love you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love you.
I love you.
Thank you, I love you guys.
Thank you, I love you guys.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Oh, my God, we made the...
oh, my God, we made the...
wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
We made the pollo cry.
We made the pollo cry.
[CRIES]
[CRIES]
CHAMPA: My friend.
CHAMPA: My friend.
[CRYING]
[CRYING]
Oh, my... we made the pollo
oh, my... we made the pollo
cry.
Cry.
CHAMPA: My friend.
CHAMPA: My friend.
Come on, this is crystal fairy's
come on, this is crystal fairy's
time, man.
Time, man.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Don't take her opportunity, man.
Don't take her opportunity, man.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
[CRYSTAL LAUGHS]
[CRYSTAL LAUGHS]
What the fuck? [CHUCKLES]
What the fuck? [CHUCKLES]
Nah, it's O.K.
Nah, it's O.K.
JAMIE: I'm sorry.
JAMIE: I'm sorry.
CHAMPA: It's O.K.
CHAMPA: It's O.K.
We're getting emotional.
We're getting emotional.
It's O.K.
It's O.K.
It's actually...
It's actually...
Do you have any more secrets?
Do you have any more secrets?
Oh, yeah, I do.
Oh, yeah, I do.
Actually...
Actually...
I'm a dominatrix. [LAUGHS]
I'm a dominatrix. [LAUGHS]
I'm a dominatrix.
I'm a dominatrix.
What is a dominatrix?
What is a dominatrix?
Dominatrix is a woman who,
dominatrix is a woman who,
uh, straps on a black dildo and
uh, straps on a black dildo and
has sex with a man who's sitting
has sex with a man who's sitting
in a swing. [CHUCKLES]
In a swing. [CHUCKLES]
Oh, my...
Oh, my...
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Oh, my God, you saw my...?
Oh, my God, you saw my...?
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
You saw my pictures?
You saw my pictures?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God, did you see the...
oh, my God, did you see the...
i had a surprise for you
I had a surprise for you
in there?
In there?
No, I didn't see anything.
No, I didn't see anything.
I didn't see any surprise.
I didn't see any surprise.
What surprise?
What surprise?
[SCOFFS]
[SCOFFS]
JAMIE: Can we see?
JAMIE: Can we see?
CRYSTAL: No, no, no.
CRYSTAL: No, no, no.
No.
No.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
JAMIE: We love you, too.
JAMIE: We love you, too.
CHAMPA: We love you, too.
CHAMPA: We love you, too.
Can I sleep in your tent?
Can I sleep in your tent?
CHAMPA: Please.
CHAMPA: Please.
Please do.
Please do.
Thank you.
Thank you.
[BLOWING KISSES]
[BLOWING KISSES]
She didn't see any faces in
the Mountain.
The Mountain.
MAN: # maybe reaching for
MAN: # maybe reaching for
heaven and stuck on the earth
heaven and stuck on the earth
will do. #
Will do. #
[MUSIC ENDS]
[URINATING]
[URINATING]
Crystal!
[WAVES CRASHING IN DISTANCE...]
[PEOPLE SINGING FAINTLY...]
CHORUS: # and as you eat
# don't think of the
# don't think of the
one you love #
One you love #
# and on the street
# and on the street
# don't look at the sky above
# don't look at the sky above
# if there's no one home,
# if there's no one home,
don't expect nothing #
Don't expect nothing #
# 'cause nobody wants a lonely
# 'cause nobody wants a lonely
heart. #
Heart. #
[GUITAR AND DRUMS PLAYING]
[MUSIC ENDS, WAVES CRASHING...]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
[BELL DINGS]
[BELL DINGS]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
[BELL DINGS]
[BELL DINGS]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]