Dang Hai Nan Yu Shang Chao Zhou (When Hainan Meets Teochew) (2010) Movie Script

Are you coming in, Mister?
Yes, Miss!
Third prize 0-0-6-2
Second prize 5-7-5-7
First prize 1-3-1-4
Once there lived a handsome prince
and a beautiful princess
They owned a donkey
Talking about the donkey, here comes one
Thank You
Thank You
Thank You
Thank You
Hey!
Crazy!
As it is, your face is so irritating
Don't do things which are worse than that!
It's disgusting!
Why? You're not happy with me again?
Everyday I got to see your cuckoo face
Now I got to see you kiss a bra?
At least my cuckoo face is better than your
black face!
So what if my face is black?
Not like you, you bloody fairy!
Hey!
I pay money to rent your room every month
Not for you to insult me!
If you're not happy, move out of the house
At least I can rent the
room to somebody else
Normal human being
Not a transvestite like you!
Hey!
So the prince and princess
killed the donkey
and they lived happily ever after
Shall we?
Over...
Over...
Over...
OVER HARDWORKING!
Hey, Hainan-boy
You're still around?
Still working?
So hardworking?
"Qin lao" means hardworking
Hardworking means working hard
"Hardworking"
I'm working very, very
hard to be hardworking
Though I don't quite get
what you are saying
I think you make sense
Very good! Well done!
Well done means done well
Done well!
Well done!
Since you're so capable
I have to work hard!
Do well to have done well!
Then please do your best
I'll make a move first
Have a safe journey
Boss, even the way you walk looks good!
Suck up...
Suck up...
Suck up...
SUCK UP...
Brother!
You again?
Can you give me some privacy?
Brother, why are you wearing a bra?
This bra brings me luck
I won the lottery the
moment I picked it up!
Brother!
A man wearing a bra is like a woman wearing
a condom
It's very weird!
Why can't you regard me as a woman?
But you're my brother!
You were born in the year of the Dragon
I was born in the year of the Tiger
Have you forgotten we're the dragon and the
tiger?
Can you act more like a man?
Have you forgotten what happened ten years
ago?
I didn't want to bring it up
but you're forcing me to...
Hey! That's enough!
I don't wish to talk today
Leave me alone!
Pretty?
The weather's so hot!
You still wear such a thick jacket!
Hey!
What?
Play one game?
What game?
Scissors, paper, stone
Why?
You're very free?
No. If you lose, you don't
have to do anything
If I lose, I'd wash your underwear for you
Paper, scissors, stone!
You're so unlucky
You dare to play scissors,
paper, stone with me
You never died before?
Today you go out, you'd be very unlucky
You'll step on dog shit
Bird shit will land on you
You'll run out of toilet paper
Have diarrhea and can't find a toilet
Your whole body will be full of shit!
Crazy sicko
Teochew?
Not bad!
Pretty...
I'm sure men will drool when they see you
They'll want to tear off your dress
Let down your hair
Like mine
See who is the lucky guy who
gets to touch it tonight
You touch it!
Hey! You got it wrong!
I'm a girl!
I'm not wearing it tonight
Can you tell?
Can't tell?
I hate wearing bra
Yes, I hate wearing bra too!
So, how's life?
Okay
Who's your latest boy?
What boy? I'm so old already...
No luck, no romance
Really?
Really. I give up already
I'm going to ask you one last time
So, do you like guy, or girl?
Actually, what I need is a partner
Guy or girl?
Someone who I can talk to
Someone who can listen to me
Someone who can make me feel safe
A sense of security, you know?
A sense of security?
Just use a condom?
You're a superstar!
You can't say things like that!
You must have class...
Oh my...
Are you the one looking for a lost bra?
You've a problem with that?
You made a spelling error in your ad!
Busybody!
Your name is Hainan?
Who calls themselves "Hainan"?
Hainan-boy
Hainan-boy?
You are Hainanese?
I'm Teochew!
My name's Miss Teochew!
What's the big deal with one bra?
It's very important
It's difficult to retrieve items
that drop from your flat!
How did you know it dropped from my flat?
Don't take it too seriously. Bye bye!
Hello!
I'm Hainan-boy. I'm Teochew's good friend
Who are you?
Can you talk louder?
Can't hear you properly.
Construction's going on
I'm Hainan-boy. I'm Teochew's good friend
Who are you?
I'm his landlord
Oh!
He's said that before! Very handsome!
You must be the one!
Can you stop sucking up to me?
What do you want now?
Teochew asked me to come here to take
something
He's not home. Come another day
Wait! Wait...
Hey! So rude! Just walk in like that?
She said the thing is in her room
I'd just take it and go
That's my room
Nice room... so stylish...
One look and I know it's yours
Excuse me...
Handsome, can you open the door?
Of course not! How to open?
I don't know you
What if anything goes missing?
I'm his good friend.
I won't anyhow take his things
I don't trust you
Handsome Let me tell you a secret
What I'm going to take from the room
is something very exciting
and sexy!
Men who see it
will definitely not be
able to control themselves
What is it?
Something good. Something very steam.
Really?
Really! As steamy as a bird!
What are you doing in my room?
Why is my bra with you?
Who says it's yours?
This belongs to me!
My sister bought it for me!
Keep your hands off it!
Give it back!
Stop touching it, you pervert!
Pervert, return me my bra!
It belongs to me!
Give it back!
Give it back!
Hey!
This is my house!
Listen, I have enough of the both of you!
Get out of the house now!
What?
I'm not going to rent my room
to you anymore. Get out!
Hey, you let her in. Not me.
So? You think I care? Get lost!
Hey, this is not fair to me!
I'm not going to rent my room to a bloody
transvestite!
Hey, why you scold me bloody transvestite?
You're a bloody transvestite!
What else to call you?
You don't scold people like that
You must show some respect
Respect? To who? To you?
Bloody butch!
Hey!
Butch is enough!
Don't scold me bloody butch!
Yes, are you crazy? Anyhow scold people?
You bloody transvestite!
You bloody butch!
Bloody butch! Bloody transvestite!
Bloody transvestite! Bloody butch!
Bloody butch! Bloody transvestite!
Enough!
I've had enough! I'm not going to stay here
anymore!
Please go!
You think I don't know?
When I shower or change
You'll peep at me. Sometimes even take
pictures of me!
You pervert!
Pervert!
If I go to the police,
they'll surely arrest you
Put you in jail and cane your buttocks!
Come, let's go.
Whatever, just go!
Lecherous landlord!
I'm so pissed!
Sorry...
Why apologise?
I got you kicked out
He had always wanted to get rid of me!
He just needed an excuse to do so
I gave him the perfect excuse
Forget it
I don't wish to stay there anymore
Where will you go tonight?
It's not that difficult
to find accommodation
I have a spare room
Why don't you rent from me?
Lecher!
You'll step on dog shit
Bird shit will land on you
You can't find a toilet
when you have diahrrea
You'll run out of toilet paper
Your whole body will be filled with shit!
How do you like this room?
Not bad. It's cozy
Someone used to stay here?
My ex
You two stayed in different rooms?
She wanted her own space
That's Meihui
You hooked up with a kid?
Why did both of you split up?
She found herself a new boyfriend
that's why we went our separate ways
Who's this then?
Your boyfriend?
Excuse me, I'm single!
He's my younger brother
Your younger brother?
Why do you have a picture of
your brother in your room?
He's dead
Sorry...
It was my fault
We were out one evening ten years ago
A group of hooligans picked on us
My brother got into a
brutal fight with them
and was killed
I'm the older sibling
but couldn't protect him
I'm useless
It's all over now
I should have been more of a man for him
but I wanted to be treated as a woman
Stop mulling over that
But if not for him, I would have become a
woman by now!
Stop!
Stop talking about it!
Come, I'll treat you to dinner
to celebrate your moving from a lecher's
apartment
into another lecher's apartment!
How dare you eat my bean curd?
I'll treat you to delicious bean curd!
Had a dream?
I had a nightmare
How about you?
I also had a nightmare
How coincidental
Yes, isn't it?
Back to sleep then!
"Mother has a problem with her spine"
"Mother has a problem with her spine"
"Her knee is affected too"
"Her knee is affected too"
"So she can't walk"
"So she can't walk"
"We'll take care of mother"
"We'll take care of mother"
"Hope mother recovers soon"
"Hope mother recovers soon"
Both your Hainanese is so awful
Our relatives will vomit
blood if they hear it!
Sis, how do you say 'first love" in
Hainanese?
"First love" is (gibberish)
Do you know what you're saying?
I'm a natural at this!
"Uncle is tall, auntie is short.
When he pees, she peeps"
Sis!
"I'm staying out tonight" is...
"Tonight no home..."
"no sleep..."
"no home sleep..."
"home sleep home..."
"You two are driving me to my grave!"
What's the time?
It's half past three
What is today's date?
Today's the ninth
How old am I?
Mother, you're sixty
How about you?
How old are you?
You had me when you were twenty
that makes me forty this year
You're so old already?
How old are your siblings?
Your son's thirty-three
Your daughter's twenty-eight
Mother, stop with your questions
Just rest
You have to take care of
your younger siblings
I'm the eldest. I'll take care of them
Who's taking care of you then?
I don't need to be taken care of
You're all by yourself...
Are you a man or woman?
I'm your daughter, mother
You're a woman living on your own
How can you not have anyone taking care of
you?
Don't worry about it.
I have someone taking care of me
Is it a he or she?
It's a guy
Really?
Really
I've been getting closer to a male friend
Bring him to meet me
It's not convenient
Bring him to meet me
He's busy with work, mother!
Bring him to meet me...
Boss
I have no other choice
You're just too good-looking!
Look at that bald patch...
You're still look handsome
You have a big paunch
You're still look handsome
You look like an uncle...
but still, you're handsome!
I know I look handsome
But this is not a matter
of how handsome I am
It's whether it makes sense
With my standards, why
would I fall for you?
Your mother wouldn't believe it
My mother's short-sighted,
she can't see well
But I can't get past myself!
Love is a magical thing
Either you have it or you don't
Anyone can tell at one glance
Boss, please just help me
Just give it a try
Bear with it and it'll be over in a flash
If your mother asks us to kiss
what do we do?
She won't, will she?
We'll be embarrassed when we meet in the
office
I'll think of you when I'm kissing my wife
I'll remember your tongue when I'm eating
duck's tongue
It'll be very tragic for me, you know?
Some things you just can't try
You are...
You are...
You are...
You are...
SHIT!
Will your mother be okay if she sees me?
Yes! Yes!
If your mother asks if I'm
your boyfriend or girlfriend
what will you say?
Can you dress more like a man
Talk more like a man
Style your hair more like a man?
Hello!
I cannot cut my hair!
Then can you change your clothes!
Dress normally
Don't be so stylish!
Hey, I'm a stylist
All my clothes are stylish
I don't have ordinary clothes
Then you can wear mine!
Yours?
Your clothes are not ordinary.
They're ugly!
Extraordinarily ugly!
You're so immature!
I'll be upset if I'm your mother
We haven't spoken in ten years
Your son doesn't act like a man
so it must hurt
But you're really hurting me by not
acknowledging me
Oh my god!
What are these?
You'll wear this out?
They're so old-fashioned
And these?
You dare to wear this?
They're hideous!
And what's this?
You'll wear this to Mother's grave?
She'll die again if she sees you in this!
This is my friend, Teochew...
Just call him Teochew
This is my brother, Don
and my sister, Sharon
Sis, are you bringing him to meet Mother?
Is there a problem?
Have you ever kissed my sister?
Have you ever touched her breasts?
Has my sister touched you there...
Hey! I'm not a prostitute!
You friend...
Teochew!
Do you know how to change light bulbs?
Did he pass you test?
I don't think so
Why not?
He's weird
How am I weird?
Just weird
Well, he don't look like a man, nor a woman
How could you say that?
Sis!
He won't do!
Mother will get a fright if she sees him!
I'm so mad at the both of you!
You two drive me up the wall!
They say you don't look like a man, nor a
woman!
How can you simply walk away?
You need to fend for yourself!
Have you forgotten what happened ten years
ago?
I'm not going to say it again!
You're my brother! Please act like a man!
I'm just trying to put Mother at ease
by bringing him to meet her!
Who cares if he's a man or a woman?
He's a man, you know?
Can you be more understanding?
Help me out a bit...
You say I don't look like a man or a woman!
Do you know that you sister and I can get
married!
We can apply for a flat together!
If we're not careful, I can even get her
pregnant!
I don't look like a man, nor a woman?
She's the one who don't look
like a man, nor a woman!
They said I don't look like a man or woman!
It must be out of spite because I'm
better-looking
Don't you agree?
Pa! I'm your son!
Won't you speak up for me
when others insult me?
What do I have to do?
I caused Ah Guang's death
Will you be happier if I'm dead?
I'll jump off this building
if you want me to!
I'm really sorry
I know they went too far
I've already scolded them
I'm really sorry
Don't talk about it!
Just thinking about it makes me angry!
How do you do, uncle?
You look as weird as I do
He won't speak to you
How can you be so sure?
Uncle, very few look as suave as you do
playing chess
How can this old man be suave?
He's suave!
Look!
He looks so fit!
He used to be a stuntman
Stuntman?
He's still as fit as before!
Look over there
What's that?
He's old, yet insists on doing chin-ups
everyday
He's mad!
It's so high up!
He really does chin-ups?
Why don't you give it a try?
No way
I don't do things like that
Didn't you do chin-ups in the army?
I was a clerk in the army
I don't do chin-ups
I stay in the office
Drinking 7-up
Just one chin-up will do
No
Just one
No
Just one!
No
Listen to me!
Do it for your father!
Do I have to?
Definitely!
I'll help you! Come on!
Just once
Come on!
Go on!
One
Two
Three!
Use your strength!
And again!
You're nearly there
Buck up!
Buck up!
Buck up!
Buck up!
You're nearly there!
Buck up!
Buck up!
You're nearly there!
I'm letting go on the count of three
One
Two
Three!
Congratulations!
You did it!
Congratulations!
Success!
Dad! I did it!
Dad!
Dad
Don't worry. You dad's just acting cool
In fact, he's elated
Let's play chess with him
It's my turn, uncle
Six!
Now it's your turn!
Six!
Look at that!
Romantic comedies always have hunks and
babes!
That's right
Look at that!
Even the toilets and
storerooms look perfect!
How is that possible?
Hunks and babes are more
attractive to watch
Who wants to watch people
like us fall in love?
[Falling in love?]
[Us?]
[Oops! What did I just say?]
[How silent...]
[Feels weird...]
[Say something!]
I knew it!
A third party always turns up!
Look at that!
Coming...!
Who can it be?
Open up!
Open up!
Have you two stopped speaking?
He no longer likes me
Didn't I tell you, men are all alike!
They open up like
floodgates if they like you
and clam up when they lose interest
I'm okay
He'll take me back once he
realises I'm here with you
Can I stay here for a few nights?
I've rented your room to him
You can sleep with me tonight
You two are going to sleep on the same bed?
What's wrong?
Didn't you two split up?
Wouldn't it be weird to share a bed?
We were one weird couple
When we were together, we slept on separate
beds
But when we split up, we share a bed
Or else?
You can share a bed with me tonight
Be careful if he rapes you!
Oh! Please don't rape me!
Hang on!
How will you rape me?
Are you a man or a woman?
What do you think?
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
I know!
Youre a man!
Know how I know?
How?
It's because we have breasts
He doesn't!
Stop your nonsense!
Eat your noodles!
Come on!
Taking a shower?
You too?
You go ahead!
No, you!
You're older, you first!
You're younger, so you go ahead!
The older one goes first!
No, younger one goes first!
The older one goes first!
No, younger one goes first!
The older one goes first!
No, younger one goes first!
The older one goes first!
No, younger one goes first!
Want to shower together?
You go ahead...
She goes first...
She goes first...
She goes first...
Can you not come and go as you please?
You gave me such a fright!
Have you fallen in love with Hainan-boy?
At first, I supported your decision
but I realised that although
she has a woman's body
she's mentally a man!
I have a man's body but am mentally a
woman!
Brother, you're a man!
Don't you go liking another man!
You're my brother! Can you be more manly?
That's enough!
You're still reminding me of
that incident ten years ago?
What's past is past
I'm already dead
What's done can't be undone
Why don't you woo Meihui instead?
At least she's more womanly
She's prettier than Hainan-boy
That's enough!
You're such a busybody!
Leave now! Don't disturb my rest!
Are you Teochew?
Miss Teochew
I've heard that Teochew
girls are all very pretty
Of course! Haven't you heard?
[Teochew] If you marry, you
have to marry "6th Auntie!"
[Teochew] If you marry, you
have to marry "6th Auntie!"
Who's "6th Auntie"?
"6th Auntie" is a legendary
beauty in Teochew folklore
She's as beautiful as me!
Teochew girls are usually beauties
but Hainanese husbands are the best!
Really?
Of course!
Hainanese husbands treasure their wives
and are great cooks
So please find yourself a Hainanese husband
If you marry, marry a Hainanese man
If you marry, you have
to marry "6th Auntie!"
If you marry, marry a Hainanese man
But you're a woman!
Teochew girls are beauties
but you're a man!
Both of you are so unfortunate...
How did you two meet?
It's all because of your bra
My bra?
Here!
This is a complicated matter.
You better not ask why
So both of you met because of my bra?
This is so wonderful!
This is indeed a wonder bra!
Move aside! Move aside!
Autograph this!
One cup each!
Don't be shy!
Come on, sign your name!
Sign it!
I'll put it on for you to see!
Just joking!
Hainan's cup!
Techew's cup!
You two are meant to be!
It's fate!
I'm Ultraman!
Lee, the evil nun who was defeated?
Wanted revenge
and makes her way to the ice tomb
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Without warning
She strikes Yang with
her trademark Five Poison Palm!
Then attacks the Dragon Lady
with her Heart Drilling Palm!
An epic battle awaits...
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Buck up, sister!
Buck up!
Serve!
Hit it!
You're fantastic!
Hit it again!
Love don't have to be too sweet
Romance don't have to be too romantic
Even if you're not fated to be
You can still meet up
by chance accidentally
You can go for a walk without holding hands
You can go for a date
without dressing nicely
We don't care about everlasting love
Just want to grow old together
Love should not be tied down to one
perspective
It can be between a hunk and a babe
or an uncle and an auntie
Love actually is...
I love you and you love me
Every man and woman...
should have the right to love
Let's say one day I waited and you came my
way
You may not be the prettiest I've ever seen
I can give you my future
You can give me your body
Normal days...
You'd be my umbrella and
I'd be your raincoat
Although I look 26
have the fair skin of a 21 year-old
the outlook of a 16 year-old
but my body is that of a 40 year-old
I've really aged
That's how it is
As long as you have someone to massages
you
that's enough
That's enough for you?
Why not?
Couples need lots of activities
Then their life together will be exciting
If not, they'll have problems!
You think too much
and you want to try everything
Don't talk to me about trying!
Your reluctance to try anything
made our relationship very boring!
Yes... yes...
The best is to spend a few years abroad
two years in London, two years in Tokyo
You can try everything you like
and not care about anything back home!
You're extremely selfish!
You've done many things when you were
younger!
I'm already 30 and there are lots I haven't
done!
If I don't try them now, when will I?
So it's better for you to be with him
All he cares about is sex. Nothing else!
You'd be free to try everything!
Go eat shit!
You two can argue even during massage?
It's normal to argue
It's difference in our
thinking that's the problem
Don't worry, you guys will be alright
Everything will be okay
after a good night's sleep
Are you free tomorrow?
Why?
Do me a favour. Meet my mother
Again?
Are you Teochew?
It's best to eat a fish's stomach
It's best to marry "6th Auntie"
Auntie, you speak Teochew so well!
You're tall and strong
I'm neither tall nor strong, Auntie
At least you're taller
and stronger than Ah-Min
Her name is Ah-Min?
She's Lee Xiao Min
Lee Xiao Min? What a feminine name
What's your name?
I'm Chen Hong Chai
Chen Hong Chai? How manly!
You have to take good care of her for me
Then who takes care of me?
You take care of each other
Why don't you take care of her?
My health is fading fast,
I can't take care of her
If you refuse, I'll take
care of you when I'm dead
Please don't, auntie!
You have my word
I'll tell her off if she disobeys you
I'll lecture her if she disobeys me
If she disobeys the both of us,
I'll give her a good beating
Good! Good!
I have another small request
What is it?
Can both of you kiss for me to see?
I want it to be a very passionate kiss!
Mother! Can we not?
But I want to see...
Can we not, auntie?
Please...
Do we have to?
I'm only joking!
You'll make me miss my old
man if you really kissed
Well done
So you prefer guys now?
I said do you prefer guys now?
Do you like men because you genuinely like
men
or because you need them?
You like men or need men?
How about you? Do you prefer men or
women?
You like men or women?
I can't hear a word you're saying
You like men or women?
I've always like men
Sorry, so it's me who made you like women!
You brought him to meet your mother
Are the both of you getting seriously?
What?
I said you brought him to meet your mother.
Are the both of you getting seriously?
What's up with you?
I haven't even met your mother
You weren't serious about us
Why should you meet my mother?
So I wasn't serious? And Miss Teochew is?
My mother is not well
I brought Teochew to meet her to ease her
worry!
Why not bring me instead?
Why should I bring you to my mother?
What should I tell her? That you're my ex?
Do I embarrass you?
Are you looking for a fight?
Why would I look for a fight?
You might just throw me out of the house
Hey!
You were the one who wanted to leave!
You always called the shots!
What can I say!
You eat cockroach shit!
You eat rabbit shit!
Turtle shit!
Cat shit!
Bird shit!
Dog shit!
All kinds of shit!
Not sleepy?
Where's Hainan-boy?
She's eating cockroach shit in her room
Which DVD are we watching?
I don't watch such war movies. I'm going to
sleep now
I don't like watching such films by myself.
I need company
I don't watch films without plots
So you like those with plots?
No, I don't watch such films
Are you that decent?
I'm going to bed now!
Hang on! I have a question for you
What? I need my beauty sleep now
I'm asking you right now
Yes?
Does watching such films excite you?
Keep quiet
Don't make any noise. Relax
or you'll wake Hainan-boy
Does this excite you?
Does this excite you?
Does this excite you?
Does this excite you?
Does this excite you?
Does this excite you?
Brother, why are you crying?
You are my brother.
Please behave like a man
Brother, forget about Hainan
Can you stop bothering me?
Brother, I don't think you can handle
Hainan-boy this time
She will do you a lot of damage
If you keep spending time with her
you will be become increasingly girly
Brother, trust me
You have to be more manly in these things
Brother, if you can't manage this
Let me handle it
Hello, auntie
Who are you?
I am Ah Guang, Teochew's brother
Ah Guang? I thought Ah Guang is dead?
Yes, I am dead
And you shall die today!
What are you doing?
It's fast and painless
I'd stab you gently and
it'll be over quickly
You want to kill me?
Just bear with it.
You'll bleed a little, that's all
Why do you want to kill me?
You're turning my brother into a woman
That's why I have to kill you, sorry
Don't waste your breath killing me
You're so handsome, even when committing
murder!
You're sucking up to me now?
What else can I do?
Stop struggling and let me kill you!
Help!
Help!!
Help!!
Ah Guang! What are you doing?
Help!
Brother, don't worry. I'll be done soon
Ah Guang!
Brother, I'm sorry.
I'll apply a plaster for you later!
Help!
I'm actually bleeding!
Brother, you behaved like a man!
That's my brother!
You did it!
You did it this time!
I will not return again!
Goodbye!
I can't believe it. Even a ghost can kill a
human...
I can't believe you killed your brother
Hey, I was doing it to save your life!
Yes, you are great! Courageous! Just!
And now, my saviour
I owe you my life
Is that better?
You're such a charmer
I can't tell when you mean it or not
Hey, I really mean it
Thanks for saving my life
Can you sleep with us tonight?
Why?
In case your brother returns
Don't worry. My brother's a man of his word
If he says he will not
return, he will not return
Just in case. I feel safer with you around!
Why can't you just spend the night with us?
How can the three of us squeeze onto a bed?
What bed? You can sleep on the floor!
No! I have to sleep on the bed and on the
right!
I want to sleep on the right!
Then it's perfect
I'm usually take the left,
so you can take the right
Men on the left, women on the right. Okay?
Okay
I wish we'll never argue again!
You shouldn't reveal your birthday wish
But I really wish we'll stop arguing
It's normal for couples to quarrel
But why do we keep arguing on and on...
Do you know why?
It's because I'm too old
and you're too young
To me, you're not old
Come over...
What?
Look closely. I'm really old
Have you really aged or are
you tired from our arguments?
You're the one arguing,
why would I be tired?
Remember my face
every year on your birthday
How can I forget this face?
Good morning
Are you okay?
Are you crying?
Why are you crying?
Can't a man cry?
Where's Meihui?
She's gone
Where did she go?
I have no idea...
She packed her stuff and left
Tomorrow's her birthday
I celebrate it with her every year
It's okay
You can still celebrate with her tomorrow
Both of you are still good friends right?
Did you get her a present?
I want to make her a gift
Can you help me?
What can I do?
Hainanese kaya
This is homemade Hainanese kaya
You have to try it
Homemade recipe...
I spent six hours helping you to make it
How will you repay me?
What do you want for your reward?
Something simple
Just a bungalow
with a garden
For six hours of your time
you want a bungalow with a garden?
That's asking too much!
A bungalow with a garden isn't much
I'm not asking for three bungalows
four gardens
and five swimming pools!
Are you giving them to me?
Sure...
I'll burn them to you!
You have such a foul, inauspicious mouth!
Stop cursing me, you idiot!
Shut up and eat!
Quickly!
Is it yummy?
Just taste it
Do you like it?
It's surprising good!
Of course
Have a bite too
Nice?
This is six hours of perseverance!
Yes, I know!
Have another bite?
Have another bite