Day by Day (2022) Movie Script
In memory of Sven
How could you throw the lady?
You would have a straight of hearts
if you had not thrown her.
-Yes? Yes, that was stupid.
-Be a little on now.
Painted, now you have spades and trump.
That is what you have to choose from.
-Come on now.
-No, that's okay with me now.
What? Come on now.
Tage is here now.
He has the right attitude.
-Shall we play cards?
-No, I'll tell you.
Look into your future, imagine if
you become the new Mikael Wiehe.
That's exciting, right?
- We're driving Bismarck.
-I know. Pardon.
You do not have to apologize,
my God.
I love playing cards with dementia,
you do not count the cards.
-Ruth, do not say that ...
-He forgot about it in three minutes.
If there is anyone you can joke with,
it is probably dementia.
-Painted.
-I'm counting the cards.
Good, Tage. We're getting some speed on this
ship now. Like that, come on.
By the way, you've got mail.
This looks nice.
Painted,
race to the coffee break.
You seem a little tired today.
You get a five meter lead.
-I think I abstain today.
-You do not know what you are missing.
Princess cake with
lots of clincher in the middle.
And I can stuff it in myself
even if you come late.
My God, so much you collect.
Take! Hell,
it's the middle of the night!
That's fine, Tage.
I open the door to a urinal
I'm like Santa himself
We're trying to sleep! Tage!
Stop complaining,
you can do it in the cemetery!
-Take is a star!
-Absolutely. Sleep now.
Come in and lie down. Take, end.
What is it?
I have to rehearse for the Christmas concert.
-Continue playing, Tage!
-I have to practice.
It's not Christmas now.
There are several more months.
I know it's not Christmas,
but one is coming.
-Come now.
-You, I'm just saying cultural twilight.
Merry Christmas...
Now you have to stop singing. So, my friend.
Now you get your back. Come on.
I spoke with sa yesterday.
She said nothing-
-but it does not work
so well between her and Stefan.
You notice it clearly. The poor ...
Maybe the dinner in Copenhagen
will not even happen.
Maybe they do not even
get off.
-What do you say? Hkan?
-What?
The parking lot in Copenhagen?
-Just. Maybe it does not happen.
-It's good shit.
I'm tired of this. They do not
even have 16 amps in the power.
No, we'll not change places.
I said that Stefan and sa
seem to have had it ...
Please wait. I can not
drive shakes and piers at the same time.
Then the current goes to the ten
amps. We can change places, right?
-The other is close ...
-I have to run.
Do not forget to refuel. Nuss, nuss!
-Good morning!
-Good morning, Stefan.
Should I spray a little on
your bush when I'm up and running?
Yes, very happy. So kind.
-Yeah, then see you in Copenhagen, then.
-Yes, it's going to be like that?
Yes, or what?
It sounded like sa
that you should not ...
What did she say, then?
No, I must have misunderstood.
I have not drunk coffee,
so it burns in my head.
So cool! See you in Copenhagen.
It will be perfect!
-So kind.
-Hi.
-Hi. Good morning!
-Hi.
- You're leaving now, huh?
-Yes, this afternoon.
-So lovely.
-Hi.
Hi! You can have a good time during the holidays.
- Are you stressed, or?
-E6 has a cork.
We're not going to get there.
Disaster.
-I can take the afternoon.
-Certainly?
Yes. You can go 11
if you want, it works today.
-Carmen, you're the kindest in the world.
-It is okay.
Malte wants you to come in to him.
-This is in a week.
-Yes.
I did not think
this would go so fast.
No, but that was the time I got.
Does anyone know more about this?
No, just you.
This I have put in the garbage bags-
-can be thrown away for recycling
or anywhere.
That in the boxes ...
But should you throw away your album?
There are a lot of nice pictures ...
But my God,
what is anyone going to do about it?
-No one enjoys it.
-Take, maybe?
days...
I would think
it was nice to have again ...
That was sweet of you-
-but there is nothing in it
that you have anything to do with.
It is my life.
Can I get a small picture?
All right, you get a picture.
You, are you really sure about this?
Katrin, now you are going to listen
to me very carefully.
This little bastard who's up here,
Adolf, who gnaws and gnaws-
- will not give up.
The race is over, they say.
Five, six months is what I have
left. And then I thought like that ...
What is five, six months against
the long, black eternity?
And instead of letting the damn
terrorist hold me captive-
-with hoses and
appliances and wires-
-I intend to trick him
and kill him first.
I understand how you think.
Is anyone driving you down?
No, I had intended to ask Tage, but
he would never find his way home again.
-Yes, then we have to say goodbye now.
-Now? See you again.
No, I'm taking a holiday today.
My God, I had forgotten that.
Yes, then we can do it now.
Hkis?
Did you see what traffic it was?
Hakis? Hello?
Hkan? Hkan, for hell.
Is it you?
Hello. You, I ... Damn.
But say something, then.
It's not going to happen again.
-How the hell did you know?
-She was so damn upset.
She and Stefan had quarreled
a lot. It's as you say.
-They have a completely hopeless relationship.
-It's clear.
Sure you have to go there and comfort
her with your fucking dick.
No, end.
That was not what I meant.
I've called Stefan,
just so you know.
Yes, I can imagine that.
Your favorite, or what?
-Are you a complete idiot?
- Do you think I'm blind?
-It's you who ...
-Yes, I'm sorry for that.
But you have to admit
that you have a flirtation going on?
Katti, can we talk about that?
Beloved, please. I understand
that I have made a mistake ...
Ey!
Well. You ...
Damn, how stupid this was.
-But she ...
-What?
She ... She was doing this.
She was fucking on.
Yes, yes, yes. Was she the one who was
so horny? That must have been the case, yes.
It's my wife who's a slut,
is that so, Hkan?
You are irresponsible.
Maybe it was an abuse.
You're damn lucky I have
the self-control I have.
Otherwise I would crank you to
pieces.
-Do you understand?
-I understand...
-So she started?
-Yes.
They're horny. You know that too.
We've talked about it ...
Finally, you are two about something like that.
Just. You are two in a relationship.
And how the hell
did you and I have fun? What?
It's easy to hang on to this.
But had I done so-
-if we had had some speed ...?
-Speed?
-Yes. Not so damn boring.
So, I'm bored?
That's why you must ...
No, but our lives
are damn boring.
You should say something. That I was ...?
You're square.
You're damn square, Katti.
Dude, I was thinking of something. What if
I drive you down to the clinic?
You? Run me down?
Weren't you going on vacation,
I thought you said?
No, it disappeared in a big bang.
But then you and I get
a few days together ...
-And Hkan?
- He's not joining.
He has fucked with ...
Sorry, but if you have done as he
has done, you will stay at home ...
Poor you.
I'm totally cracked.
I'm going to laugh all week.
But this will probably be good for both of us.
I do not want to sit alone in the camper,
and you still have to go down.
What do you say?
Yes, I say that sounds
very nice.
You think?
My God, so fine.
We're leaving as soon as possible.
I'm writing you out at the front desk.
-Do you finish packing in an hour?
-Yes.
Great, there is already
a lot of traffic on E6 ...
-Katrin, you're the best.
-I do not know...
I think he knows that too.
Right now I do not
quite have that feeling.
-Take!
-Good cod!
- It's chicken.
-How do you know that?
It's on the menu.
Has Malte talked to you?
No, what?
He's going to die. He is going to Switzerland
-and take his own life
at such a clinic.
-No ...
-I know.
Not Painted.
In the...
We have to ... Something!
-Have it, Anton.
-Have it.
Do you just have it there?
Did you get everything with you?
No, my God. Pardon.
-Passed?
-Yes, yes.
-What?
-Yes, we're coming. That's just how it is.
I'm sorry, Katrin, but you probably
did not intend to go with Malta anyway.
-his last days in
life all the way down over the Alps-
-and keep up with your screaming
that you are doing now?
Malte should have a golden edge on the
last journey. And I pay.
My God, there are going to be
restaurants, luxury places ...
Ruth, it's not up to you whether
Malte will drag people with him ...
Honestly, Ruth. I do not know...
You have kept the truth from
me and Tage, your best friends.
-You owe us this.
-Really, Ruth ...
Wait. I was
just looking for you to tell.
It was very late. But I
do not sit and sip for it.
I move on and think positively.
I think how wonderful we are going
to have it together here in the motorhome.
For now we will put 24 carat
gold edge on your last journey, Malte!
What do you say, Katrin?
No, it's impossible.
I can not take care of
all three plus the motorhome.
No, but I've arranged it.
I've arranged a nurse.
But we're going to leave now for a second.
Damn, give me five minutes.
Is it that hard?
Then I'll pick her up.
-I hope she has a driver's license.
-Of course she has.
-Help me out with this one.
- It can not be here.
No, but take it out.
How difficult can it be?
Hello the! you the Hello?
-Hello, hello, hello.
-What are you doing?
- Do you want to earn ten thousand?
-Is there anything sexual, or?
You wish. This is the chance of a lifetime.
Ten thousand, stainless.
Do you have a drivers license?
No I have not.
I've ridden a lot, but ...
-Oh, you get the job anyway.
-What kind of job?
You'll take care of Tage and me.
We're going to drive.
You just have to take care of us,
not wipe shit in the ass.
-I can reach 14.
-And then everything is included.
No, I say.
Yes, 18,
but that's the last fucking bid.
Fuck! All right then! It is an agreement.
-Good. When do we leave?
-Now!
-Hi.
-Hi.
-I thought you said she?
-It cracked with the other.
Simon is great!
He's not a nurse.
He's a cleaner.
He's actually awfully good.
He is overqualified.
Still, he thought it would
be great fun to join.
Before we leave,
there's one thing I want to say.
Hey.
So I will end
my life at this clinic in Switzerland.
It's just like that.
All persuasion attempts are denied.
Then I jump off and take the plane.
No, nothing like that.
We'll just put a little golden edge
on your last days.
Thank you. Then we go well, then.
Hello!
Fuck!
Hello, Katti! Hello, where are you going?
Do not walk around
in the car while driving.
Are there no seat belts
in this cart?
It's too old,
but do not walk around ...
It's petty bourgeois with seat belts.
Simon! Take out those earphones.
Up and be a little happy.
Join now. You get paid.
What are the plans for the trip?
Who has something to bring?
Do you have a bucket list, Malte?
-What?
-Bucket list.
Wasn't that a song?
A list of things you
want to do in life.
Before I die, you mean?
No I have not.
Had I had it, we would not
have been on our way down to Switzerland.
But I have a fuck it list.
What's on
the fuck it list then?
-Life.
-I understand exactly.
-Do you?
-Yes, I would do the same myself.
Where do you think we should
make our first stop?
What do you say? Katrin, what do you think?
I already have all
the thoughts and break stops-
and parking planned.
Please, if you had
a few days left to live-
- had you not been
to a corporate roadside inn-
-and ate a chewy baguette
with some curry sauce.
In any case, the
first stop is Geks.
-Shopping, what the hell ...
-Do you mean Ullared?
-What the hell is this?
-It is not a golden edge at least.
And I promised you that.
- Is it back to the 50's, or?
-We have to bunker.
-Then Ullared is perfect ...
-As boring you can be, Katrin.
Can you quit now?
We do as Katrin says.
Yes yes, soup is fun.
A maximum of an hour,
then we'll see each other by the boxes next door.
Simon, the friend, stops begging Malte
to take his own life.
-Can I not say what I want?
-No, not about that.
-Why not?
-Because it's a damn stupid idea.
Is that what you're doing
so damn smart about?
What am I doing?
It is clear that you
have feelings for him.
Do not you think it affects him?
It's a little selfish.
Shut up.
You do not know what you are talking about.
I know you're
pretty new to the home-
-but you must have seen what
happens when you have his cancer.
It is not a dignified life.
He's going to suffer.
-Then it's just as good that ...
-I want to talk to you.
Come on. What are you talking about?
You have no idea about anything.
How many times have doctors
not made the wrong diagnosis?
He may have months left to live,
maybe he has years left to live.
Good year, Simon. But you do not understand
, because you are not dry behind the ears!
Life has so many
wonderful moments to offer!
Yes, I see it.
Hi, this is Stefan. Just wanted to
check if you are also going to Copenhagen.
Because I feel ... You can
hear from you. Good bye.
Wakey, wakey! Now it's being decorated!
Well you, Malte. This damn
toaster should be colored.
Now it's fine stuff.
Yes exactly.
Painted,
I have a gift for you here.
Here. Look, it's funny.
-You just have to wear it.
-No, I really must not.
- Did you steal it?
-Stolen and stolen.
-It's a small tax deduction.
-It looks too bad.
-Is the wheelchair stuck now?
-No.
-Like you hung things up.
-It looks like a nightclub.
- Do you have control over that?
-Yes.
I was at a nightclub
before you were born.
We went to Dojan, Cue Club.
Eric Burdon, Animals ...
We have to go to a nightclub!
Do you have a nightclub, Malte?
Little friend, I stood in the pots
at Yakida for two long years.
What a crap food it was there. Not
even the puddle could be eaten.
But we drank very good drinks
there. They were good at it.
Shouldn't we stop somewhere for
a while so you can rest a little?
-You've had a tough day.
-No, that's okay.
It's going to work out,
with Hkan.
-Do you think?
-Yes.
At least he wants you back.
-No, i do not know.
-Yes, yes.
Why else do you think he rode
after us like a perfect fool?
Yes, heck he trampled.
I'm probably the right person
to talk about-
-my very short-term relationships-
-but you have to live a
whole life with someone-
-then you have to reckon with
a little shit now and then.
No, now you actually have to stop.
You need rest.
Yes you are right. Simon, are you taking the
wheel for a while? I have to rest.
Yep.
I am completely exhausted.
There is automatic transmission, and then you have
the way you drive.
Yes, it's a vending machine.
Good night! I only need
an hour or so.
Pardon.
-Who is driving?
-Simon is driving.
What? You have to drive! Stop the car!
-Hi?
-You have to stop the car!
-Do what she says, Simon.
-Stop the car now!
-But yes!
-Stop the car, I said!
-What is it?
-What are you doing?
Simon does not have a driver's license!
He can not drive the car.
Did it go well?
Simon, do not you have a driver's license?
I assume you take it
if I ask if you can drive.
I can drive. I'm used to driving.
I have had a moped for over five years.
-The boy is driving well.
-I've driven other cars, GTA.
It is forbidden to
get behind such a steering wheel.
He is alert and happy.
There are insurances too.
If anything happens, I'm in trouble.
It's my driver's license that expires.
And the insurance does not apply.
It is a four ton
car that you are going to drive.
- This is not a toy ...
- What is it?
I see that there is something.
In Sweden, Swedish laws apply.
Please move on.
Damn hard tone.
You can take it easy.
- It was my husband.
-The boy is driving well.
He drove himself to his death
eleven years ago.
- My God ...
- And I was sitting next to him.
And said nothing.
So nothing? What should you say?
He should not have been
in the car at all.
He was drunk. He was always drunk.
Ruth? days?
Yes, we are here. We draw some air.
We all should.
Towards new daring adventures, right?
Come here again now.
That I have to keep doing this ...
When I say Christiania, you only think
of club, hashish and stuffing.
Yes, it's there. But you can
also find real gems there.
Proper gourmet cuisine.
And that's where we need to go!
It's going to squirt
sandwiches out of your head.
Copenhagen, what a damn
good city it really is.
-Yes, is not it?
-Ass musicians, unfortunately.
Only Kim and Sanne deliver.
Simon, could you
enter the quay at the opera?
Katrin. If you look
over there on the other side-
-the street up there, where I
worked at a restaurant.
I was the chef.
-What was it called?
-Kongens Perle.
The King's Pearl.
Congratulations, Katrin.
You have managed to find-
-the only dead square meters
in all of Copenhagen.
Like going to Manhattan
and taking in a car wash.
Bad comparison.
I mean, closed car wash. What
does it look like here? How fun is this?
We are standing here because there
is electricity, there is water ...
Little friend, electricity and water have
been in Copenhagen since the 15th century.
Hello? Has anyone seen
my pill box anywhere?
Not now, Malte. You know
no flavors when you take them.
Ruth, it's Adolf who makes me
lose my taste, not morphine.
When you take them,
you are completely blunted.
When it starts in earnest,
good food does not help.
Simon, have you seen my pill box?
Yes, but it
depends on how good the food is.
Katrin, have you seen my pills?
-They are probably in the kitchen.
-No, they're not there.
-Have you checked in the drawer?
- Does everyone have to go in there now?
We're leaving now. You can take
an Old Danish when you get hurt.
You can take two if you want. I
pay and it gets expensive!
Come on, you get to line up!
All right, Ruth. I come.
Thank God,
I'm starving to death here!
Here was life in the 70s,
I must say.
Painted. But you disappeared into the
pots, you did not get to experience it.
While we danced naked,
you stood and chopped carrots.
With flowers in your hair.
Der er det.
Shit! Damn, how changed that is.
Really, it has become so
innmari hip and commercial.
Here, now I recognize myself.
-Good evening and welcome.
-Hello there. Hi!
- Have you booked a table?
-No, we are five.
We just want to taste their good food.
One moment, I'm checking.
This is a wonderful restaurant.
It has received top reviews.
There's a little michelin warning.
-Unfortunately, we only have four.
-What?
Four people.
I only have four chairs.
It goes well. I have my
own chair. No problem.
-Certainly?
-Yes absolutely.
Cheers, little friend.
-Funny ...
-Then we'll see. Good appetite.
-Thanks.
Pardon? This may sound
like a bad joke.
-but there's a hair in my soup.
-Mine too.
-Yes of course.
The smoky and
tousled hair is a critical
-of the
hygiene-fascist hegemony.
It is a counterpoint to
the hybrid thinking
-that man can control
nature. We can not do that.
In my time, one had to go down
to the basement and peel potatoes-
-if you had hair in the soup.
But lift this shit, then.
We're just trying.
We add the soup.
Maybe it's yummy.
This does not hold, Ruth.
I have to go back
and get some more morphine.
There are other dishes
that you might love.
I should be able to go and buy
sausage for anyone who wants to be full.
Good idea.
And then see you in the camper.
I know of a great
hot dog place in the harbor.
Are you going? This was great!
Fine, you can get mine too.
Then there are the saffron-baked,
boiled pig nails.
-Good appetite, I say.
-Shall everyone go?
You stay with Tage. And then you pay.
You get money from me afterwards.
Well, I like saffron.
But a little alternative
medicine is good.
-End ...
-We will dope ourselves and get in shape!
Or what? It's good
that you start with that.
You have never done that, have you?
Yes, there have been the occasional bird box
in the 60's.
But now I'm talking
about real issues.
The numbness picks up speed in
our heads, as it spins.
Do you have Ramlsa or bubble water?
-Yes, we have a Danish brand.
-It's going to be great.
-Hey, Katrin.
-Hi! Fine.
- Do you want someone ...?
-Yes, I can have a grilled sausage.
Do you want mustard and ketchup?
Yes, and then a little cucumber mix.
-Grill sausage?
-They are pretty good, these sausages.
Pretty good meat content,
and it's kind of crucial.
- Mustard and ketchup?
-Greatly, it would be good.
-Some sausages have 20% meat.
-What is the rest, sort of?
Exactly,
what have they mixed in, really?
Hello. Good evening.
What fun do you have to sell?
How?
We are customers.
We would like some cases.
He wants some, because he
's in so much pain.
And I want something that just ...
"Wee", on the brain a bit.
-Ruth.
-No, ten quiet now.
-You'll have Molly.
- What is his name?
Molly. MDMA.
-What the hell is man saying?
-Ecstasy.
Relax, do not get hysterical here now.
Is it good for pain?
Yes, you can say that.
He is taking a medicine called Varan.
And ... What's it called?
-Valproate.
- Is your Molly doing well?
Yes I believe.
I want something
that spins it to a small degree.
I'm on cardiac medicine, Enalopril.
Yes, you can.
IM serious. Will there be no increased heart rate
for any of us?
You really
should have some "cashmere".
But you, does it not become
addictive in any way?
We can not end up like
him drooling there on the cardboard.
-You know what? Go to hell.
-What do you mean?
You're too complicated.
And who's that's complicated here?
-You're fucking hard.
-Wash your mouth instead.
The whole mouth is full of drowsiness.
Spit out the porridge you have in your mouth,
Danish bastard.
Now you're over the line.
Give me your watch.
- We are customers ...
- Give me the watch.
No. Come on, Malta. We're driving home.
Give me the watch.
You, do you hear badly? Hun na nei.
- You just give a damn about her.
- Do you want to die?
Yes, not against me.
It's getting cheaper that way.
-Just give me the watch, and I'll go.
-Hold up, what are you doing?
-I'm shooting!
-Shoot off.
You're playing with death.
Yes, take the clock. You get the watch.
We all play with death.
You too, every step you take.
- Drop it, damn it!
-Shoot, damn it!
-Shoot!
-Release!
Sick Swedes.
I'm actually mentally ill!
You're not just mentally ill.
You could have been shot.
-You're crazy!
-Yes. But the headache disappeared.
-Ruth ...
-Yes?
-Now we go home.
-Yes.
-OMG!
-Like it narrow!
Pang!
-They probably wonder where we are now.
-Do you think?
Yes, we just left.
They are probably busy with theirs.
I do not believe.
sa looked completely destroyed.
She wanted me to stay
and talk.
But I blow it completely.
And Hkan,
how pathetic was it not?
He blames sa,
that it should be her fault.
He tried to blame me too.
He said you and I should have
some flirting going on, sort of.
My God, that was a little ...
right, in and of itself.
-What?
-But come again.
Do you think I water all the beautiful
women's bushes with my snake?
Then it was time to go back,
in fact.
It's so late,
so I have to go back to the others.
But this was nice.
Thanks so much.
No, but my God.
Now I forgot the sausages.
-It does not matter.
-Sorry.
I had one single task,
and then I rotate it.
Good that even you
can be a little sloppy sometimes.
How nice you are.
It is the world's finest blood vessel.
Do you remember
when you went to America?
Yes, I was there.
Yes! You thought I was so good at
finding gifts for girls.
Then you should have something with you as
a gift for ... What was her name?
- Was not it Betty?
-Yes, Betty.
I had packed
three telephone directories ...
I understand! Fucking fool.
I went crazy.
It was not the least bit funny.
You should have seen Betty-
-when she opened the package
and got pissed-
-and made it end.
But maybe it was just as good.
Simon, will you give me the phone?
-But give it to me! You!
-Who is Stefan?
My neighbour. I get it.
"Hope you do not regret the kiss."
Should I answer the neighbor?
-No, really not! I get it!
-How the hell are my earrings?
No, now I want to dance. I want to
get up and jump a little here now.
Is there nowhere in Germany
you can go and dance?
Yes, it's Trauberg,
but it's in Berlin.
We're going to Dresden,
it's not on the road.
Is Trauberg such a
mall again?
Are you kidding? It has been
Europe's fattest club for 20 years.
Fattiest club? That's great. You
have not danced in a long time, have you, Malte?
No,
at least not since this morning.
Were you at the club this morning?
- Did I miss something, Malte?
- We're not going to ...
We have to get there.
Europe's fattest nightclub!
- Are we going to Berlin?
-Yes.
Katrin, maybe you'd rather
inspect electrical outlets-
-in a parking lot
in Dresden and view Malte.
Or maybe your neighbor?
- All right, we're going to the club.
-Yes! Towards...
-What was it called?
-Trauberg.
Word Trauberg! Up, up!
All right, Katrin. I think you can stop
here, because it's here somewhere.
-Is it here?
-Yes, there.
It looks a bit messy.
But Malte, that's rude!
It's crap.
This is how it looks
at clubs today.
We get so much fun.
There are three floors.
-It looks closed.
-Yes, it opens around midnight.
-What do we do until then?
-Your favorite pastime.
-Rest the eyes.
-Excellent!
-Can not you sleep?
-No.
I understand if you have a lot in mind.
Yes, but I've been lucky
in life, you see, Simon.
I have somehow been able to travel everywhere,
met wonderful people-
-made lovely food.
Of course there's been some shit
here and there. It goes up and down.
Sometimes life has been
like a single long pan.
It's not a Christmas or New Year
or Easter or Midsummer-
- I have not been in
a kitchen cooking.
But that's just the way it is. The body needs out.
Shit. Exhausting.
I'm not bitter. I got
my family there in the kitchen.
A little messy at times,
but that was my family.
-But you have no children, do you?
-No, not as far as I know.
-But I have Adolf.
-Adolf?
He who fucks in my head.
Gluttonous fuck. Eats me up from within.
-How long have you been in pain?
-A couple, three years.
My bonus mom
was in pain for four, roughly.
You do not say?
In the end, you feel so damn
stupid because you walked around-
-and sort of hoping she
would ... Because she could not ...
She was mostly at the end.
But it was good when she died.
Just.
She was the only one who cared.
About me.
Simon! Simon!
Yes, here.
But my God,
why did not you wake us?
I tried, but you did not wake up.
Hello, techno lovers!
Keep a low profile, we are not
the coolest gang in the queue.
Maybe they love retirees.
What do you know about it?
Are there no
older techno people?
Giorgio Moroder is probably 80 plus.
-Who?
-Giorgio Moroder.
He almost invented the techno.
He inspired the techno
to emerge in the first place.
Murderer? Sounds like
a "Lord of the Rings" guy.
You're a bit like Giorgio,
just so you know.
Hello, handsome.
I and some guys want to come in-
-and dance ass of us.
I promise we will not
tear down the whole place.
Only slightly. Do you have room for us?
-Welcome.
-Thanks.
There you see, Simon.
That was not a problem, was it?
Geez! So fresh!
Check! Deaf, for a place!
-Shit, then!
-Faen!
These are issues!
Have you seen, Malte?
It is fantastic.
-Simon, are you fixing drinks?
-Yes absolutely.
What is this?
This is amazing.
Check, what a push it is!
And!
Katrin,
can you not check the emergency exits?
It's so good to have control over it.
- Are you staying here?
-Yes absolutely.
Into the mess, Malte!
Do people volunteer for such things?
Pardon?
Hello?
Can I order ...?
What do you want?
That idiots should give me a drink,
damn it!
-Idiots?
-Yes, idiots.
- Do not you judge them a little too fast?
-Good, sorry.
The two there are underpaid,
backward slaves.
And the guy who's lobotomized.
Klaus! Please show him off.
He has nothing to do here.
Seriously?
Please!
Please, whore bastards!
I guess it was like hell!
Can't you move?
-For a shit music!
-What do you say?
I'm leaving now. I can not stand this.
Malte, can we not get
closer to the band?
Down here, it's
just buttocks and legs.
- Are you taking over my shift?
-What?
Are you taking over my shift?
-Sorry, I do not speak German.
-Yeah.
Sorry,
I thought you were my colleague.
-A colleague?
-Police.
- Do I look like a cop?
-You dance like one. Sorry.
Jaha ...
I understand you, it was elevator music
on anabolic. Clean manure.
Geez, what happened here, then?
Geez. I thought you were the
cleaner and not the mess.
Yes, one cleans and cleans-
-and when you're done,
it's messy.
No, I'm just kidding.
- Have you had a bad trip?
-No.
I once flipped on
black Afghans. OMG...
I totally derailed. I was completely ...
I wanted tax breaks!
So, here it's going to be
absolutely wonderful.
Can we go up?
Come, let's go.
- This is Giorgio Moroder.
-Whose?
Giorgio Moroder!
You have to pick him up!
Giorgio Moroder is here!
Giorgio Moroder is coming up now!
Giorgio Moroder is on stage now!
Giorgio Moroder is on stage now!
Hi! We are huge fans!
It's an honor to have you here!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the unique Giorgio Moroder!
-Giorgio!
-Hi.
Do you want to say something to the audience?
I do not know what to say, but ...
Keep dancing!
Just keep going.
Now I think ... Yes, that's right.
Just stick to Munich.
Well, Take. A little massage and sauna,
it will be wonderful, right?
Should some underpaid
third world worker knead me? No thanks.
Take a bath, then, or
is it too bourgeois too?
Of course it is not.
Swimming is wonderful.
-Just close your eyes and enjoy yourself.
- That's what the West does.
Closes his eyes and enjoys himself.
And give a damn.
-What did you do there?
-What?
There on the chest.
Yes, it was a crazy Irishman who worked
at the fresh food counter on Kungsholm.
The American boat,
we went on a cruise in the Caribbean.
It was hot as
hell in the kitchen.
We worked with bare upper body,
sweat ran.
You should have been there.
Then he took a pot
of boiling oil-
-and slammed at me.
Missed the head, hit the shoulder.
Why?
He got angry because he had
realized that I was unfaithful to his wife.
What an idiot.
-But you were not?
-Yes, damn it.
Typical.
Painted, can I ask you
one thing about this clinic?
Sure. Ask away.
Do you have to decide
how to die?
Is it anesthesia or tablets?
You get a remedy intravenously-
-but you decide
when to press the button.
Then a few seconds pass,
then you fall asleep calmly and quietly.
It does not sound so dangerous,
or so bad.
Simon, I want a sauna.
Join here.
-What now?
-No, in April.
Of course I mean now.
Come on now. No, touch your legs.
-Hi.
-Hey Hey.
-Well, here you are.
-Come and sit down!
Well.
The world's longest children's pool. What?
You're out on damn thin ice now,
Simon.
It's just weird
that everyone knows he's going to die.
-but no one is allowed to talk about it.
Why talk about
something everyone already knows?
Damn it! "What pills
are you taking? When are you going to die?"
"Do you feel sick?
What is the name of the clinic?"
I'm just curious
how it's going, Ruth.
You have no right
to be curious.
You get paid to take care of us,
not become personal.
You do not know Malte,
and you do not know me.
I see exactly what
you're doing, Ruth.
-You are manipulative.
-Why do you say that?
You're trying to get Malte
to change his mind. It's embarrassing.
Yes, you smooth
over things all the time-
-by talking about the
fucking golden edge and everything.
Do not you understand what the golden edge is?
In his last days I try
to care about him.
Do not you see where Malte blooms
, how he has softened?
No. He knows what he wants
and he's damn sick.
And if you love him then,
just respect his decision.
-It's his right to do so.
-It is not legal in Sweden.
But we are not in Sweden now,
so that does not work.
- Are you for the death penalty too, or?
-It has nothing to do with the case.
No, but both are damn
hard to regret, right?
Smart ass.
What a journey.
You will live on it for a long time.
We must do this again next year.
I'm talking to Katrin.
She can certainly drive.
And Ruth does not have to pay for everything.
I have some savings,
as far as I know.
-Take ...
-I can pay for everything, I think.
-Take, how do you think now?
-What?
I'm going to die.
-What...?
-Tage ...
I'll not be here
next year. Not next week either.
That's why we
're going down to Switzerland.
-Painted, why are you going to die?
-It's the damned tumor.
Adolf. You have invented the
name yourself. Did you forget that?
No, I remember that. I remember it.
Take it nicely.
It's going to be good that way.
In the...
-Italia?
-Fantastic!
-If it's okay with you?
-I am with! Hefty.
-Berlusconi, I say.
-Drit in him.
Wait, I remember correctly, Italy is
on the other side of Switzerland.
We are certainly not late
for your class. I'm in control of it.
But it would be nice to see more,
make a small detour.
It's a terrific place there.
I was there with Hkan-
-and it's great. The world's best food,
wonderful room-
-and my neighbor is there now
and says it's super weather.
And hot, one can swim in the sea.
You can swim, Malte.
It's a no-brainer.
Why quit
recklessness ahead of time?
-We're driving!
-Bravissimo!
-Cabinet fascists.
-No...
You ... Ruth.
I completely forgot
to thank you for Murderer.
I think that's the craziest
thing I've ever done.
Perhaps the funniest. Thanks!
You, so much fun that Stefan
's going to be there.
You know each other well, do you?
We have been neighbors for many years.
And we've been down here
with our families before ...
But have you decided
that you should have sex-
-or do you take it spontaneously
as it comes?
I do not understand what you're talking about.
Who talked about sex?
We're going to eat some, sort of.
- Do you feel it's worth it, then?
-What?
To go a thousand miles for a lie.
It has to be a damn good lie
for it to be worth it.
Painted, what are your three
favorite kitchens in the world?
- I'll tell you that. The French.
-Yes, we understand that.
And then we have the French
and the French.
He went for all three!
-Hi. My name is Gianfranco.
-Tage.
-Your husband?
-No, he is at home in Sweden.
Can you take care of
my friends while I park?
-Great. Thanks!
-Can I help you?
-Hi.
-Hi!
Nice to ... meet ...
Have you bathed in ...?
-Yes.
-Yeah.
-Dangerous when there are such waves.
-Maybe.
But one must have
some challenges in life.
-You can not blow in the dangerous.
-I would have a life jacket.
You had managed this,
because you can do much more than you think.
-I'm absolutely sure.
-Maybe...
Maybe I'm taking a walk.
Jaha ...
And...
Have you dragged
that one all the way here?
Yes, I've decided
which one I want now.
I've found a great one.
Then we'll see ...
Not here. That one!
I think it's so innmari nice.
You talk about
your family in the kitchen.
This is really Malte for me.
But that's not me.
This is my friend Hugo.
But you can always
pretend it's me.
Sorry, my room.
Do you remember where it was?
-A step up.
-You have both Ruth and Simon there.
If you see Simon, ask him to get
painkillers from my room.
Malte should have painkillers.
Malte should have painkillers.
Malte should have painkillers.
Malte should have painkillers.
I want another Sex on the beach.
Are you not going to have anything, Simon?
-Yes, I'll take the page.
-So damn good.
Two sucks, then they're down.
Tonight we top!
-Measured?
- We're in here, Tage.
-Painted?
-We are here. Just come.
- Do you want a drink?
-Yes please. Rum and cola.
Simon, can you fix it?
But, was there something wrong with Malte, or?
Yes, he would like a drink.
-What does he want?
-A gin and tonic.
Make it damn strong. Shitty,
because that damn morphine doesn't work.
I do not understand.
It was then violent
fiddling with that.
And and.
A good thing about
dying soon-
-is that one does not have
to worry about being caught.
No, but there will be no pretty sorti.
That is exactly what it will be.
Going there to smoke when you are
80 plus is a beautiful finale.
Ai ai ai ...
It will soon feel better.
Keep the smoke inside a little, only.
You have not begun to regret?
-Does it work like that?
-I do not know.
It's as if you
've been loving life for the last few days.
You say that?
In that case, it's Ruth's profit.
She is a unique woman.
No, I have not begun to regret.
-Oi ... Now things are starting to happen.
-Nice.
Bowl!
-Here you have my neighbor, Stefan.
-Yeah!
My God, you must have something to drink.
You seem to be coming
from the authorities.
Octopus.
It's sly little fish, that.
With long, crooked arms
and scary suction cups.
It looks good.
Do you remember the octopus
that could predict football matches?
-No, I do not think so.
-Football World Cup 2010, that was enough.
-Fun.
-It had a name.
What was the name of the octopus?
It was called something, what the hell was that?
I think we should toast now!
Now we'll toast Malte.
Can we get some
sparkling wine for everyone?
What are you celebrating?
That he will die in two days.
-Is that a joke?
-No.
- Are you going to?
-Yes.
Do you know that you will die in two days?
How do you know that?
Because he's going to
take his life in Switzerland.
-Oh no. It is wrong.
-So, is that wrong?
Yes, God only decides that.
Then maybe God has made
a bad decision here.
Which makes Malte suffer.
I do not want to blame God.
He has seven billion
people to rule over.
There are earthquakes,
hurricanes and car accidents.
No wonder God feels a little tired.
Please, Simon. Shut up!
It's a sin.
How can you celebrate this?
I feel sorry for you.
You do not have to do that.
And there the bread smoked.
I still find it difficult.
I do not believe in God,
but I mean ...
Say it.
Already...
I think that even if you do not think
life has any value anymore-
-then you still have a value for us.
You are important to me.
And now it's like you
're killing our friend Malte.
That may not have sounded
great.
I will not in any way prevent
you from completing your plan ...
Look here! Bubbles for everyone!
And what does that mean?
A great toast to the best and
most delightful, hot Malte.
-Toast!
-Toast.
I just have to ...
What a fucking journey we are on.
And what a bunch we are.
You become almost religious.
Yes, look how well we have
become known in a few days-
-if you compare
with all the time before.
Sure. Can we not take this
trip again next year?
Ruth, then you do not have to pay.
Then Malte and I treat ourselves.
-Or what, Malte? Yes.
-Tage ...
Come on now, Malte!
Easy on the wallet.
Take, my friend. It's like that...
Malte ... Come on now, Malte!
That's a great idea.
Fine, then it's turn. I thought...
-Excuse me.
-We can travel to Thailand.
Maybe a little far.
We can take Spain.
What is his name with the mustache?
Salvador Dal.
His birthplace, for example.
Cheers for this!
Bowl.
-Or somewhere else.
-Just ask. Sorry, Tage.
Shall we bring a stuffed
Malte then, or? That journey.
Where the hell did you get it from?
Or we can tie him to
the roof of the camper.
-Simon! What are you doing?
-Then he's lying there ...
-Are you drunk?
-No, it will be difficult with customs.
-It's not funny!
-Take sure thinks so.
-He does not understand.
-What do I not understand?
- What does he not understand?
-What you're talking about.
Then we must make him understand.
Tage, Malte is going to die in Switzerland.
That's why we're going on this trip.
Malte will die in a few days.
-Is it true?
-No, we do not know.
-It is true.
-No, maybe he's changing his mind.
He came here.
We were going to Switzerland-
-and then he went to Italy.
If he goes to Italy for two hours,
he changes his life choice.
He felt, "Damn, a weekend.
I want to live another ten years."
-I'm just saying it as it is.
-What the hell do you know about something?
You get 18,000 kroner
for a fucking week!
You do not care about Malte, about me
or about anyone except yourself!
And those fucking earplugs,
now it lasts!
-Painted should not die ...
-What are you doing now?
Are you a complete idiot? What the hell are you doing?
-Shut up!
-Now it lasts, Simon!
Malte is going to die in Switzerland,
he told me no later than today.
But you refuse to realize it,
because you are such a fucking ego.
Mature.
Octopus has Paul.
I figured it out.
-Paul?
-Yes, you know. The octopus.
And and.
Hey!
You have to apologize to Simon.
He's young, says a lot of nonsense.
At least he was honest.
Excuse me.
I understand that you have not
changed your mind. I know.
I kind of
thought it was going to work.
That if I showed you that there
was so much more in life ...
If I only had to ...
I thought this was going to work,
quite simply.
And that if I existed,
then maybe you would just ...
Yes, maybe you regret it. That's how it was.
Yeah, damn idiotic thought.
It was all so stupid.
I agree with Simon
that I was a fucking egoist.
-No.
-Yes, he said so.
I thought you would like me
as I liked you.
We should have met 20 years ago.
Piss talk, it had never worked.
I was happily married then
to my husband-
-and you were happy
with a flounder or something.
No, it's now.
It's the moment you have.
Not what it was 20 years ago.
Imagine if we were going to Paris.
Just ate us through
the whole fucking Arc de Triomphe.
Death is coming, you do not have
to worry about it. OMG.
You do not have to open the door
until he has knocked.
Nuet, you say?
Now we're going to dance, damn it!
Malta!
You, we're so innmari tired,
so we have to ...
-It's a day tomorrow too.
-Nice to meet. Good bye.
Vent.
It's getting too dark, maybe.
No, it's right in the face.
Those who say that LED is better
than halogen can shit and go.
-It's not going to be so fucking ...
-You, seriously.
Drop it there now.
Wait there
so that it does not light up in the face.
-Stop talking now.
-Good.
Shut up.
-Good morning.
-Good morning!
-When did you get up?
-I have not slept that much.
Got a little panicked after we ...
After the cuddle.
Ja vel.
I want to give me
and sa another chance.
Ja vel.
I hope you ... It
all feels so fucking crazy.
sa and I are so
damn close to each other.
We've been together a long time.
We know each other.
We understand each other.
We are a team.
-So you're going back to her now.
-Yes, I thought so.
That sounds good.
-I hope you understand.
-Yes absolutely.
-What situation I'm in.
-Oh, yes.
So good.
I just wanted to check something.
-No, I want my dress.
-Well, sorry.
This is probably my sweater.
Yes, I can only get my dress, so ...
-Good bye.
-Good bye.
-Hello?
-Hi it's me.
Hey.
-Is everything okay with you?
-Yes absolutely.
You ... How stupid we've been.
Do you think?
I thought maybe we
should bet on each other again.
We have fought
for so many years.
Unfortunately, I've taken that
step now. It does not work.
How are you?
Two men dumped me
in two minutes-
-so it's probably great.
Katrin, I can only imagine.
It must be tiring.
-Help!
-What is it?
-Is it Malte?
-What happened to Malte?
-Where is he, Tage?
-Hi?
-Take, where is he?
-Maltes rom.
Has anyone
called an ambulance?
No, I did not call.
I dreamed last night.
I was at the clinic-
and pressed the button,
and the pain disappeared.
But then I suddenly stood
on a high mountain.
And heard someone screaming
far, far, far away.
It was Ruth.
I did not hear what she was screaming,
but I knew what she wanted.
Then I woke up,
and there she was lying next to me.
She caught up with me.
I never thought the death of anyone else
would be more difficult than my own.
But that's how it turned out.
What do you think, Malte?
Is it really here?
Yes, here it is.
Your class is tomorrow at 11.
Is it going well?
Yes, I probably have
nothing planned for tomorrow.
You will stay in one
of our cabins tonight.
- Shall we stay in a cabin outside?
-Cottage?
-Should they live with you?
-Yes.
-Your family?
-Yes.
I thought you were a family.
You look like a family.
She's not only flattered,
she's blind too.
-Who is blind?
-She.
Is she blind? How can
she take care of the keys then?
-How are you?
-It's fine.
At first I just want to say that I
ended it with sa now.
-So it's all over with her.
-You...
Then I would also really
apologize.
I should have listened to you earlier.
What you said earlier-
-about we should try again,
I think that's right.
You and I have so much to build on.
We have many years, we have children together.
I agree
that we owe it to ourselves ...
... each other to give this
a proper try.
Yes, but I have done
another analysis ...
Wait, do you have to analyze now, honey?
Do you have to be so square?
Maybe I'm a square then.
Or not.
I do not care
what form you think I have.
Sorry, I'll take it back.
No excel analysis, please.
Hkan, I want a divorce.
All right. But are you serious now?
Here I extend
a fucking hand and ...
Switzerland is a fucking
shitty country, really.
Full of cuckoos and tax evaders.
But what a day we have had!
If you compare with this,
Tru ... What it was called in Germany.
-Trauberg.
-A hopeless place.
Now we forget Trauberg.
Switzerland, for a fucking shitty country.
And yet not.
Now today I'm strong
Now today I'm doing well
I am led by strong winds
Now today I'm strong
Now today I'm fine
I believe in myself by my side
I've been waiting so long
for just today
And it's good that it's finally coming
I've been waiting so long
for this very day
It gives light when it comes
I see happy friends
And the moon shining
Now tonight over eternal valleys
I look forward to more
I see more trips
And I believe Malte is paying
You will not escape, Malte!
Where are you going? Shall we not go?
-It's about time.
-With what?
-Painted shell to the clinic.
-Which clinic?
What, have you forgotten, or?
We've told you
a thousand times.
-Simon...
-Nei.
Malte will do
a facelift.
What? Painted, is it true?
But my God, are you crazy?
Where is the world going?
You're great!
-Do you think so?
- Are you going to be part of this?
And.
Hope I recognize you
when you return.
But if you do not-
-then you now get one last
hug from the old one.
Of course. It will be fine.
Are you vain, or?
In with you, get it done.
OMG. Do you come back
and look like John Travolta-
- I'm going
to bully you for the rest of my life.
Going to Switzerland
for a facelift?
You can damn well do that in Mlndal.
Good morning.
Do you want some coffee or water?
-No thanks.
-Good. Sit here and wait.
Malte Krantz?
Hey, Malta.
I'm Dr. Bttger, a psychiatrist.
Yes ... Have it.
- Shall we not join in?
-No.
Take care of yourself.
-Thank you for meeting me.
-Likewise.
Good luck, with everything.
You are a good person.
Malte Krantz. Can you confirm-
-that all documentation
regarding your illness-
-which you have equipped us with is true?
And.
Do you understand that this procedure
is irrevocable?
And.
And then the last and
most important question, Malte.
Can you confirm that you are
here of your own free will-
-and that this is your wish?
Text :
Iyuno-SDI Group
How could you throw the lady?
You would have a straight of hearts
if you had not thrown her.
-Yes? Yes, that was stupid.
-Be a little on now.
Painted, now you have spades and trump.
That is what you have to choose from.
-Come on now.
-No, that's okay with me now.
What? Come on now.
Tage is here now.
He has the right attitude.
-Shall we play cards?
-No, I'll tell you.
Look into your future, imagine if
you become the new Mikael Wiehe.
That's exciting, right?
- We're driving Bismarck.
-I know. Pardon.
You do not have to apologize,
my God.
I love playing cards with dementia,
you do not count the cards.
-Ruth, do not say that ...
-He forgot about it in three minutes.
If there is anyone you can joke with,
it is probably dementia.
-Painted.
-I'm counting the cards.
Good, Tage. We're getting some speed on this
ship now. Like that, come on.
By the way, you've got mail.
This looks nice.
Painted,
race to the coffee break.
You seem a little tired today.
You get a five meter lead.
-I think I abstain today.
-You do not know what you are missing.
Princess cake with
lots of clincher in the middle.
And I can stuff it in myself
even if you come late.
My God, so much you collect.
Take! Hell,
it's the middle of the night!
That's fine, Tage.
I open the door to a urinal
I'm like Santa himself
We're trying to sleep! Tage!
Stop complaining,
you can do it in the cemetery!
-Take is a star!
-Absolutely. Sleep now.
Come in and lie down. Take, end.
What is it?
I have to rehearse for the Christmas concert.
-Continue playing, Tage!
-I have to practice.
It's not Christmas now.
There are several more months.
I know it's not Christmas,
but one is coming.
-Come now.
-You, I'm just saying cultural twilight.
Merry Christmas...
Now you have to stop singing. So, my friend.
Now you get your back. Come on.
I spoke with sa yesterday.
She said nothing-
-but it does not work
so well between her and Stefan.
You notice it clearly. The poor ...
Maybe the dinner in Copenhagen
will not even happen.
Maybe they do not even
get off.
-What do you say? Hkan?
-What?
The parking lot in Copenhagen?
-Just. Maybe it does not happen.
-It's good shit.
I'm tired of this. They do not
even have 16 amps in the power.
No, we'll not change places.
I said that Stefan and sa
seem to have had it ...
Please wait. I can not
drive shakes and piers at the same time.
Then the current goes to the ten
amps. We can change places, right?
-The other is close ...
-I have to run.
Do not forget to refuel. Nuss, nuss!
-Good morning!
-Good morning, Stefan.
Should I spray a little on
your bush when I'm up and running?
Yes, very happy. So kind.
-Yeah, then see you in Copenhagen, then.
-Yes, it's going to be like that?
Yes, or what?
It sounded like sa
that you should not ...
What did she say, then?
No, I must have misunderstood.
I have not drunk coffee,
so it burns in my head.
So cool! See you in Copenhagen.
It will be perfect!
-So kind.
-Hi.
-Hi. Good morning!
-Hi.
- You're leaving now, huh?
-Yes, this afternoon.
-So lovely.
-Hi.
Hi! You can have a good time during the holidays.
- Are you stressed, or?
-E6 has a cork.
We're not going to get there.
Disaster.
-I can take the afternoon.
-Certainly?
Yes. You can go 11
if you want, it works today.
-Carmen, you're the kindest in the world.
-It is okay.
Malte wants you to come in to him.
-This is in a week.
-Yes.
I did not think
this would go so fast.
No, but that was the time I got.
Does anyone know more about this?
No, just you.
This I have put in the garbage bags-
-can be thrown away for recycling
or anywhere.
That in the boxes ...
But should you throw away your album?
There are a lot of nice pictures ...
But my God,
what is anyone going to do about it?
-No one enjoys it.
-Take, maybe?
days...
I would think
it was nice to have again ...
That was sweet of you-
-but there is nothing in it
that you have anything to do with.
It is my life.
Can I get a small picture?
All right, you get a picture.
You, are you really sure about this?
Katrin, now you are going to listen
to me very carefully.
This little bastard who's up here,
Adolf, who gnaws and gnaws-
- will not give up.
The race is over, they say.
Five, six months is what I have
left. And then I thought like that ...
What is five, six months against
the long, black eternity?
And instead of letting the damn
terrorist hold me captive-
-with hoses and
appliances and wires-
-I intend to trick him
and kill him first.
I understand how you think.
Is anyone driving you down?
No, I had intended to ask Tage, but
he would never find his way home again.
-Yes, then we have to say goodbye now.
-Now? See you again.
No, I'm taking a holiday today.
My God, I had forgotten that.
Yes, then we can do it now.
Hkis?
Did you see what traffic it was?
Hakis? Hello?
Hkan? Hkan, for hell.
Is it you?
Hello. You, I ... Damn.
But say something, then.
It's not going to happen again.
-How the hell did you know?
-She was so damn upset.
She and Stefan had quarreled
a lot. It's as you say.
-They have a completely hopeless relationship.
-It's clear.
Sure you have to go there and comfort
her with your fucking dick.
No, end.
That was not what I meant.
I've called Stefan,
just so you know.
Yes, I can imagine that.
Your favorite, or what?
-Are you a complete idiot?
- Do you think I'm blind?
-It's you who ...
-Yes, I'm sorry for that.
But you have to admit
that you have a flirtation going on?
Katti, can we talk about that?
Beloved, please. I understand
that I have made a mistake ...
Ey!
Well. You ...
Damn, how stupid this was.
-But she ...
-What?
She ... She was doing this.
She was fucking on.
Yes, yes, yes. Was she the one who was
so horny? That must have been the case, yes.
It's my wife who's a slut,
is that so, Hkan?
You are irresponsible.
Maybe it was an abuse.
You're damn lucky I have
the self-control I have.
Otherwise I would crank you to
pieces.
-Do you understand?
-I understand...
-So she started?
-Yes.
They're horny. You know that too.
We've talked about it ...
Finally, you are two about something like that.
Just. You are two in a relationship.
And how the hell
did you and I have fun? What?
It's easy to hang on to this.
But had I done so-
-if we had had some speed ...?
-Speed?
-Yes. Not so damn boring.
So, I'm bored?
That's why you must ...
No, but our lives
are damn boring.
You should say something. That I was ...?
You're square.
You're damn square, Katti.
Dude, I was thinking of something. What if
I drive you down to the clinic?
You? Run me down?
Weren't you going on vacation,
I thought you said?
No, it disappeared in a big bang.
But then you and I get
a few days together ...
-And Hkan?
- He's not joining.
He has fucked with ...
Sorry, but if you have done as he
has done, you will stay at home ...
Poor you.
I'm totally cracked.
I'm going to laugh all week.
But this will probably be good for both of us.
I do not want to sit alone in the camper,
and you still have to go down.
What do you say?
Yes, I say that sounds
very nice.
You think?
My God, so fine.
We're leaving as soon as possible.
I'm writing you out at the front desk.
-Do you finish packing in an hour?
-Yes.
Great, there is already
a lot of traffic on E6 ...
-Katrin, you're the best.
-I do not know...
I think he knows that too.
Right now I do not
quite have that feeling.
-Take!
-Good cod!
- It's chicken.
-How do you know that?
It's on the menu.
Has Malte talked to you?
No, what?
He's going to die. He is going to Switzerland
-and take his own life
at such a clinic.
-No ...
-I know.
Not Painted.
In the...
We have to ... Something!
-Have it, Anton.
-Have it.
Do you just have it there?
Did you get everything with you?
No, my God. Pardon.
-Passed?
-Yes, yes.
-What?
-Yes, we're coming. That's just how it is.
I'm sorry, Katrin, but you probably
did not intend to go with Malta anyway.
-his last days in
life all the way down over the Alps-
-and keep up with your screaming
that you are doing now?
Malte should have a golden edge on the
last journey. And I pay.
My God, there are going to be
restaurants, luxury places ...
Ruth, it's not up to you whether
Malte will drag people with him ...
Honestly, Ruth. I do not know...
You have kept the truth from
me and Tage, your best friends.
-You owe us this.
-Really, Ruth ...
Wait. I was
just looking for you to tell.
It was very late. But I
do not sit and sip for it.
I move on and think positively.
I think how wonderful we are going
to have it together here in the motorhome.
For now we will put 24 carat
gold edge on your last journey, Malte!
What do you say, Katrin?
No, it's impossible.
I can not take care of
all three plus the motorhome.
No, but I've arranged it.
I've arranged a nurse.
But we're going to leave now for a second.
Damn, give me five minutes.
Is it that hard?
Then I'll pick her up.
-I hope she has a driver's license.
-Of course she has.
-Help me out with this one.
- It can not be here.
No, but take it out.
How difficult can it be?
Hello the! you the Hello?
-Hello, hello, hello.
-What are you doing?
- Do you want to earn ten thousand?
-Is there anything sexual, or?
You wish. This is the chance of a lifetime.
Ten thousand, stainless.
Do you have a drivers license?
No I have not.
I've ridden a lot, but ...
-Oh, you get the job anyway.
-What kind of job?
You'll take care of Tage and me.
We're going to drive.
You just have to take care of us,
not wipe shit in the ass.
-I can reach 14.
-And then everything is included.
No, I say.
Yes, 18,
but that's the last fucking bid.
Fuck! All right then! It is an agreement.
-Good. When do we leave?
-Now!
-Hi.
-Hi.
-I thought you said she?
-It cracked with the other.
Simon is great!
He's not a nurse.
He's a cleaner.
He's actually awfully good.
He is overqualified.
Still, he thought it would
be great fun to join.
Before we leave,
there's one thing I want to say.
Hey.
So I will end
my life at this clinic in Switzerland.
It's just like that.
All persuasion attempts are denied.
Then I jump off and take the plane.
No, nothing like that.
We'll just put a little golden edge
on your last days.
Thank you. Then we go well, then.
Hello!
Fuck!
Hello, Katti! Hello, where are you going?
Do not walk around
in the car while driving.
Are there no seat belts
in this cart?
It's too old,
but do not walk around ...
It's petty bourgeois with seat belts.
Simon! Take out those earphones.
Up and be a little happy.
Join now. You get paid.
What are the plans for the trip?
Who has something to bring?
Do you have a bucket list, Malte?
-What?
-Bucket list.
Wasn't that a song?
A list of things you
want to do in life.
Before I die, you mean?
No I have not.
Had I had it, we would not
have been on our way down to Switzerland.
But I have a fuck it list.
What's on
the fuck it list then?
-Life.
-I understand exactly.
-Do you?
-Yes, I would do the same myself.
Where do you think we should
make our first stop?
What do you say? Katrin, what do you think?
I already have all
the thoughts and break stops-
and parking planned.
Please, if you had
a few days left to live-
- had you not been
to a corporate roadside inn-
-and ate a chewy baguette
with some curry sauce.
In any case, the
first stop is Geks.
-Shopping, what the hell ...
-Do you mean Ullared?
-What the hell is this?
-It is not a golden edge at least.
And I promised you that.
- Is it back to the 50's, or?
-We have to bunker.
-Then Ullared is perfect ...
-As boring you can be, Katrin.
Can you quit now?
We do as Katrin says.
Yes yes, soup is fun.
A maximum of an hour,
then we'll see each other by the boxes next door.
Simon, the friend, stops begging Malte
to take his own life.
-Can I not say what I want?
-No, not about that.
-Why not?
-Because it's a damn stupid idea.
Is that what you're doing
so damn smart about?
What am I doing?
It is clear that you
have feelings for him.
Do not you think it affects him?
It's a little selfish.
Shut up.
You do not know what you are talking about.
I know you're
pretty new to the home-
-but you must have seen what
happens when you have his cancer.
It is not a dignified life.
He's going to suffer.
-Then it's just as good that ...
-I want to talk to you.
Come on. What are you talking about?
You have no idea about anything.
How many times have doctors
not made the wrong diagnosis?
He may have months left to live,
maybe he has years left to live.
Good year, Simon. But you do not understand
, because you are not dry behind the ears!
Life has so many
wonderful moments to offer!
Yes, I see it.
Hi, this is Stefan. Just wanted to
check if you are also going to Copenhagen.
Because I feel ... You can
hear from you. Good bye.
Wakey, wakey! Now it's being decorated!
Well you, Malte. This damn
toaster should be colored.
Now it's fine stuff.
Yes exactly.
Painted,
I have a gift for you here.
Here. Look, it's funny.
-You just have to wear it.
-No, I really must not.
- Did you steal it?
-Stolen and stolen.
-It's a small tax deduction.
-It looks too bad.
-Is the wheelchair stuck now?
-No.
-Like you hung things up.
-It looks like a nightclub.
- Do you have control over that?
-Yes.
I was at a nightclub
before you were born.
We went to Dojan, Cue Club.
Eric Burdon, Animals ...
We have to go to a nightclub!
Do you have a nightclub, Malte?
Little friend, I stood in the pots
at Yakida for two long years.
What a crap food it was there. Not
even the puddle could be eaten.
But we drank very good drinks
there. They were good at it.
Shouldn't we stop somewhere for
a while so you can rest a little?
-You've had a tough day.
-No, that's okay.
It's going to work out,
with Hkan.
-Do you think?
-Yes.
At least he wants you back.
-No, i do not know.
-Yes, yes.
Why else do you think he rode
after us like a perfect fool?
Yes, heck he trampled.
I'm probably the right person
to talk about-
-my very short-term relationships-
-but you have to live a
whole life with someone-
-then you have to reckon with
a little shit now and then.
No, now you actually have to stop.
You need rest.
Yes you are right. Simon, are you taking the
wheel for a while? I have to rest.
Yep.
I am completely exhausted.
There is automatic transmission, and then you have
the way you drive.
Yes, it's a vending machine.
Good night! I only need
an hour or so.
Pardon.
-Who is driving?
-Simon is driving.
What? You have to drive! Stop the car!
-Hi?
-You have to stop the car!
-Do what she says, Simon.
-Stop the car now!
-But yes!
-Stop the car, I said!
-What is it?
-What are you doing?
Simon does not have a driver's license!
He can not drive the car.
Did it go well?
Simon, do not you have a driver's license?
I assume you take it
if I ask if you can drive.
I can drive. I'm used to driving.
I have had a moped for over five years.
-The boy is driving well.
-I've driven other cars, GTA.
It is forbidden to
get behind such a steering wheel.
He is alert and happy.
There are insurances too.
If anything happens, I'm in trouble.
It's my driver's license that expires.
And the insurance does not apply.
It is a four ton
car that you are going to drive.
- This is not a toy ...
- What is it?
I see that there is something.
In Sweden, Swedish laws apply.
Please move on.
Damn hard tone.
You can take it easy.
- It was my husband.
-The boy is driving well.
He drove himself to his death
eleven years ago.
- My God ...
- And I was sitting next to him.
And said nothing.
So nothing? What should you say?
He should not have been
in the car at all.
He was drunk. He was always drunk.
Ruth? days?
Yes, we are here. We draw some air.
We all should.
Towards new daring adventures, right?
Come here again now.
That I have to keep doing this ...
When I say Christiania, you only think
of club, hashish and stuffing.
Yes, it's there. But you can
also find real gems there.
Proper gourmet cuisine.
And that's where we need to go!
It's going to squirt
sandwiches out of your head.
Copenhagen, what a damn
good city it really is.
-Yes, is not it?
-Ass musicians, unfortunately.
Only Kim and Sanne deliver.
Simon, could you
enter the quay at the opera?
Katrin. If you look
over there on the other side-
-the street up there, where I
worked at a restaurant.
I was the chef.
-What was it called?
-Kongens Perle.
The King's Pearl.
Congratulations, Katrin.
You have managed to find-
-the only dead square meters
in all of Copenhagen.
Like going to Manhattan
and taking in a car wash.
Bad comparison.
I mean, closed car wash. What
does it look like here? How fun is this?
We are standing here because there
is electricity, there is water ...
Little friend, electricity and water have
been in Copenhagen since the 15th century.
Hello? Has anyone seen
my pill box anywhere?
Not now, Malte. You know
no flavors when you take them.
Ruth, it's Adolf who makes me
lose my taste, not morphine.
When you take them,
you are completely blunted.
When it starts in earnest,
good food does not help.
Simon, have you seen my pill box?
Yes, but it
depends on how good the food is.
Katrin, have you seen my pills?
-They are probably in the kitchen.
-No, they're not there.
-Have you checked in the drawer?
- Does everyone have to go in there now?
We're leaving now. You can take
an Old Danish when you get hurt.
You can take two if you want. I
pay and it gets expensive!
Come on, you get to line up!
All right, Ruth. I come.
Thank God,
I'm starving to death here!
Here was life in the 70s,
I must say.
Painted. But you disappeared into the
pots, you did not get to experience it.
While we danced naked,
you stood and chopped carrots.
With flowers in your hair.
Der er det.
Shit! Damn, how changed that is.
Really, it has become so
innmari hip and commercial.
Here, now I recognize myself.
-Good evening and welcome.
-Hello there. Hi!
- Have you booked a table?
-No, we are five.
We just want to taste their good food.
One moment, I'm checking.
This is a wonderful restaurant.
It has received top reviews.
There's a little michelin warning.
-Unfortunately, we only have four.
-What?
Four people.
I only have four chairs.
It goes well. I have my
own chair. No problem.
-Certainly?
-Yes absolutely.
Cheers, little friend.
-Funny ...
-Then we'll see. Good appetite.
-Thanks.
Pardon? This may sound
like a bad joke.
-but there's a hair in my soup.
-Mine too.
-Yes of course.
The smoky and
tousled hair is a critical
-of the
hygiene-fascist hegemony.
It is a counterpoint to
the hybrid thinking
-that man can control
nature. We can not do that.
In my time, one had to go down
to the basement and peel potatoes-
-if you had hair in the soup.
But lift this shit, then.
We're just trying.
We add the soup.
Maybe it's yummy.
This does not hold, Ruth.
I have to go back
and get some more morphine.
There are other dishes
that you might love.
I should be able to go and buy
sausage for anyone who wants to be full.
Good idea.
And then see you in the camper.
I know of a great
hot dog place in the harbor.
Are you going? This was great!
Fine, you can get mine too.
Then there are the saffron-baked,
boiled pig nails.
-Good appetite, I say.
-Shall everyone go?
You stay with Tage. And then you pay.
You get money from me afterwards.
Well, I like saffron.
But a little alternative
medicine is good.
-End ...
-We will dope ourselves and get in shape!
Or what? It's good
that you start with that.
You have never done that, have you?
Yes, there have been the occasional bird box
in the 60's.
But now I'm talking
about real issues.
The numbness picks up speed in
our heads, as it spins.
Do you have Ramlsa or bubble water?
-Yes, we have a Danish brand.
-It's going to be great.
-Hey, Katrin.
-Hi! Fine.
- Do you want someone ...?
-Yes, I can have a grilled sausage.
Do you want mustard and ketchup?
Yes, and then a little cucumber mix.
-Grill sausage?
-They are pretty good, these sausages.
Pretty good meat content,
and it's kind of crucial.
- Mustard and ketchup?
-Greatly, it would be good.
-Some sausages have 20% meat.
-What is the rest, sort of?
Exactly,
what have they mixed in, really?
Hello. Good evening.
What fun do you have to sell?
How?
We are customers.
We would like some cases.
He wants some, because he
's in so much pain.
And I want something that just ...
"Wee", on the brain a bit.
-Ruth.
-No, ten quiet now.
-You'll have Molly.
- What is his name?
Molly. MDMA.
-What the hell is man saying?
-Ecstasy.
Relax, do not get hysterical here now.
Is it good for pain?
Yes, you can say that.
He is taking a medicine called Varan.
And ... What's it called?
-Valproate.
- Is your Molly doing well?
Yes I believe.
I want something
that spins it to a small degree.
I'm on cardiac medicine, Enalopril.
Yes, you can.
IM serious. Will there be no increased heart rate
for any of us?
You really
should have some "cashmere".
But you, does it not become
addictive in any way?
We can not end up like
him drooling there on the cardboard.
-You know what? Go to hell.
-What do you mean?
You're too complicated.
And who's that's complicated here?
-You're fucking hard.
-Wash your mouth instead.
The whole mouth is full of drowsiness.
Spit out the porridge you have in your mouth,
Danish bastard.
Now you're over the line.
Give me your watch.
- We are customers ...
- Give me the watch.
No. Come on, Malta. We're driving home.
Give me the watch.
You, do you hear badly? Hun na nei.
- You just give a damn about her.
- Do you want to die?
Yes, not against me.
It's getting cheaper that way.
-Just give me the watch, and I'll go.
-Hold up, what are you doing?
-I'm shooting!
-Shoot off.
You're playing with death.
Yes, take the clock. You get the watch.
We all play with death.
You too, every step you take.
- Drop it, damn it!
-Shoot, damn it!
-Shoot!
-Release!
Sick Swedes.
I'm actually mentally ill!
You're not just mentally ill.
You could have been shot.
-You're crazy!
-Yes. But the headache disappeared.
-Ruth ...
-Yes?
-Now we go home.
-Yes.
-OMG!
-Like it narrow!
Pang!
-They probably wonder where we are now.
-Do you think?
Yes, we just left.
They are probably busy with theirs.
I do not believe.
sa looked completely destroyed.
She wanted me to stay
and talk.
But I blow it completely.
And Hkan,
how pathetic was it not?
He blames sa,
that it should be her fault.
He tried to blame me too.
He said you and I should have
some flirting going on, sort of.
My God, that was a little ...
right, in and of itself.
-What?
-But come again.
Do you think I water all the beautiful
women's bushes with my snake?
Then it was time to go back,
in fact.
It's so late,
so I have to go back to the others.
But this was nice.
Thanks so much.
No, but my God.
Now I forgot the sausages.
-It does not matter.
-Sorry.
I had one single task,
and then I rotate it.
Good that even you
can be a little sloppy sometimes.
How nice you are.
It is the world's finest blood vessel.
Do you remember
when you went to America?
Yes, I was there.
Yes! You thought I was so good at
finding gifts for girls.
Then you should have something with you as
a gift for ... What was her name?
- Was not it Betty?
-Yes, Betty.
I had packed
three telephone directories ...
I understand! Fucking fool.
I went crazy.
It was not the least bit funny.
You should have seen Betty-
-when she opened the package
and got pissed-
-and made it end.
But maybe it was just as good.
Simon, will you give me the phone?
-But give it to me! You!
-Who is Stefan?
My neighbour. I get it.
"Hope you do not regret the kiss."
Should I answer the neighbor?
-No, really not! I get it!
-How the hell are my earrings?
No, now I want to dance. I want to
get up and jump a little here now.
Is there nowhere in Germany
you can go and dance?
Yes, it's Trauberg,
but it's in Berlin.
We're going to Dresden,
it's not on the road.
Is Trauberg such a
mall again?
Are you kidding? It has been
Europe's fattest club for 20 years.
Fattiest club? That's great. You
have not danced in a long time, have you, Malte?
No,
at least not since this morning.
Were you at the club this morning?
- Did I miss something, Malte?
- We're not going to ...
We have to get there.
Europe's fattest nightclub!
- Are we going to Berlin?
-Yes.
Katrin, maybe you'd rather
inspect electrical outlets-
-in a parking lot
in Dresden and view Malte.
Or maybe your neighbor?
- All right, we're going to the club.
-Yes! Towards...
-What was it called?
-Trauberg.
Word Trauberg! Up, up!
All right, Katrin. I think you can stop
here, because it's here somewhere.
-Is it here?
-Yes, there.
It looks a bit messy.
But Malte, that's rude!
It's crap.
This is how it looks
at clubs today.
We get so much fun.
There are three floors.
-It looks closed.
-Yes, it opens around midnight.
-What do we do until then?
-Your favorite pastime.
-Rest the eyes.
-Excellent!
-Can not you sleep?
-No.
I understand if you have a lot in mind.
Yes, but I've been lucky
in life, you see, Simon.
I have somehow been able to travel everywhere,
met wonderful people-
-made lovely food.
Of course there's been some shit
here and there. It goes up and down.
Sometimes life has been
like a single long pan.
It's not a Christmas or New Year
or Easter or Midsummer-
- I have not been in
a kitchen cooking.
But that's just the way it is. The body needs out.
Shit. Exhausting.
I'm not bitter. I got
my family there in the kitchen.
A little messy at times,
but that was my family.
-But you have no children, do you?
-No, not as far as I know.
-But I have Adolf.
-Adolf?
He who fucks in my head.
Gluttonous fuck. Eats me up from within.
-How long have you been in pain?
-A couple, three years.
My bonus mom
was in pain for four, roughly.
You do not say?
In the end, you feel so damn
stupid because you walked around-
-and sort of hoping she
would ... Because she could not ...
She was mostly at the end.
But it was good when she died.
Just.
She was the only one who cared.
About me.
Simon! Simon!
Yes, here.
But my God,
why did not you wake us?
I tried, but you did not wake up.
Hello, techno lovers!
Keep a low profile, we are not
the coolest gang in the queue.
Maybe they love retirees.
What do you know about it?
Are there no
older techno people?
Giorgio Moroder is probably 80 plus.
-Who?
-Giorgio Moroder.
He almost invented the techno.
He inspired the techno
to emerge in the first place.
Murderer? Sounds like
a "Lord of the Rings" guy.
You're a bit like Giorgio,
just so you know.
Hello, handsome.
I and some guys want to come in-
-and dance ass of us.
I promise we will not
tear down the whole place.
Only slightly. Do you have room for us?
-Welcome.
-Thanks.
There you see, Simon.
That was not a problem, was it?
Geez! So fresh!
Check! Deaf, for a place!
-Shit, then!
-Faen!
These are issues!
Have you seen, Malte?
It is fantastic.
-Simon, are you fixing drinks?
-Yes absolutely.
What is this?
This is amazing.
Check, what a push it is!
And!
Katrin,
can you not check the emergency exits?
It's so good to have control over it.
- Are you staying here?
-Yes absolutely.
Into the mess, Malte!
Do people volunteer for such things?
Pardon?
Hello?
Can I order ...?
What do you want?
That idiots should give me a drink,
damn it!
-Idiots?
-Yes, idiots.
- Do not you judge them a little too fast?
-Good, sorry.
The two there are underpaid,
backward slaves.
And the guy who's lobotomized.
Klaus! Please show him off.
He has nothing to do here.
Seriously?
Please!
Please, whore bastards!
I guess it was like hell!
Can't you move?
-For a shit music!
-What do you say?
I'm leaving now. I can not stand this.
Malte, can we not get
closer to the band?
Down here, it's
just buttocks and legs.
- Are you taking over my shift?
-What?
Are you taking over my shift?
-Sorry, I do not speak German.
-Yeah.
Sorry,
I thought you were my colleague.
-A colleague?
-Police.
- Do I look like a cop?
-You dance like one. Sorry.
Jaha ...
I understand you, it was elevator music
on anabolic. Clean manure.
Geez, what happened here, then?
Geez. I thought you were the
cleaner and not the mess.
Yes, one cleans and cleans-
-and when you're done,
it's messy.
No, I'm just kidding.
- Have you had a bad trip?
-No.
I once flipped on
black Afghans. OMG...
I totally derailed. I was completely ...
I wanted tax breaks!
So, here it's going to be
absolutely wonderful.
Can we go up?
Come, let's go.
- This is Giorgio Moroder.
-Whose?
Giorgio Moroder!
You have to pick him up!
Giorgio Moroder is here!
Giorgio Moroder is coming up now!
Giorgio Moroder is on stage now!
Giorgio Moroder is on stage now!
Hi! We are huge fans!
It's an honor to have you here!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the unique Giorgio Moroder!
-Giorgio!
-Hi.
Do you want to say something to the audience?
I do not know what to say, but ...
Keep dancing!
Just keep going.
Now I think ... Yes, that's right.
Just stick to Munich.
Well, Take. A little massage and sauna,
it will be wonderful, right?
Should some underpaid
third world worker knead me? No thanks.
Take a bath, then, or
is it too bourgeois too?
Of course it is not.
Swimming is wonderful.
-Just close your eyes and enjoy yourself.
- That's what the West does.
Closes his eyes and enjoys himself.
And give a damn.
-What did you do there?
-What?
There on the chest.
Yes, it was a crazy Irishman who worked
at the fresh food counter on Kungsholm.
The American boat,
we went on a cruise in the Caribbean.
It was hot as
hell in the kitchen.
We worked with bare upper body,
sweat ran.
You should have been there.
Then he took a pot
of boiling oil-
-and slammed at me.
Missed the head, hit the shoulder.
Why?
He got angry because he had
realized that I was unfaithful to his wife.
What an idiot.
-But you were not?
-Yes, damn it.
Typical.
Painted, can I ask you
one thing about this clinic?
Sure. Ask away.
Do you have to decide
how to die?
Is it anesthesia or tablets?
You get a remedy intravenously-
-but you decide
when to press the button.
Then a few seconds pass,
then you fall asleep calmly and quietly.
It does not sound so dangerous,
or so bad.
Simon, I want a sauna.
Join here.
-What now?
-No, in April.
Of course I mean now.
Come on now. No, touch your legs.
-Hi.
-Hey Hey.
-Well, here you are.
-Come and sit down!
Well.
The world's longest children's pool. What?
You're out on damn thin ice now,
Simon.
It's just weird
that everyone knows he's going to die.
-but no one is allowed to talk about it.
Why talk about
something everyone already knows?
Damn it! "What pills
are you taking? When are you going to die?"
"Do you feel sick?
What is the name of the clinic?"
I'm just curious
how it's going, Ruth.
You have no right
to be curious.
You get paid to take care of us,
not become personal.
You do not know Malte,
and you do not know me.
I see exactly what
you're doing, Ruth.
-You are manipulative.
-Why do you say that?
You're trying to get Malte
to change his mind. It's embarrassing.
Yes, you smooth
over things all the time-
-by talking about the
fucking golden edge and everything.
Do not you understand what the golden edge is?
In his last days I try
to care about him.
Do not you see where Malte blooms
, how he has softened?
No. He knows what he wants
and he's damn sick.
And if you love him then,
just respect his decision.
-It's his right to do so.
-It is not legal in Sweden.
But we are not in Sweden now,
so that does not work.
- Are you for the death penalty too, or?
-It has nothing to do with the case.
No, but both are damn
hard to regret, right?
Smart ass.
What a journey.
You will live on it for a long time.
We must do this again next year.
I'm talking to Katrin.
She can certainly drive.
And Ruth does not have to pay for everything.
I have some savings,
as far as I know.
-Take ...
-I can pay for everything, I think.
-Take, how do you think now?
-What?
I'm going to die.
-What...?
-Tage ...
I'll not be here
next year. Not next week either.
That's why we
're going down to Switzerland.
-Painted, why are you going to die?
-It's the damned tumor.
Adolf. You have invented the
name yourself. Did you forget that?
No, I remember that. I remember it.
Take it nicely.
It's going to be good that way.
In the...
-Italia?
-Fantastic!
-If it's okay with you?
-I am with! Hefty.
-Berlusconi, I say.
-Drit in him.
Wait, I remember correctly, Italy is
on the other side of Switzerland.
We are certainly not late
for your class. I'm in control of it.
But it would be nice to see more,
make a small detour.
It's a terrific place there.
I was there with Hkan-
-and it's great. The world's best food,
wonderful room-
-and my neighbor is there now
and says it's super weather.
And hot, one can swim in the sea.
You can swim, Malte.
It's a no-brainer.
Why quit
recklessness ahead of time?
-We're driving!
-Bravissimo!
-Cabinet fascists.
-No...
You ... Ruth.
I completely forgot
to thank you for Murderer.
I think that's the craziest
thing I've ever done.
Perhaps the funniest. Thanks!
You, so much fun that Stefan
's going to be there.
You know each other well, do you?
We have been neighbors for many years.
And we've been down here
with our families before ...
But have you decided
that you should have sex-
-or do you take it spontaneously
as it comes?
I do not understand what you're talking about.
Who talked about sex?
We're going to eat some, sort of.
- Do you feel it's worth it, then?
-What?
To go a thousand miles for a lie.
It has to be a damn good lie
for it to be worth it.
Painted, what are your three
favorite kitchens in the world?
- I'll tell you that. The French.
-Yes, we understand that.
And then we have the French
and the French.
He went for all three!
-Hi. My name is Gianfranco.
-Tage.
-Your husband?
-No, he is at home in Sweden.
Can you take care of
my friends while I park?
-Great. Thanks!
-Can I help you?
-Hi.
-Hi!
Nice to ... meet ...
Have you bathed in ...?
-Yes.
-Yeah.
-Dangerous when there are such waves.
-Maybe.
But one must have
some challenges in life.
-You can not blow in the dangerous.
-I would have a life jacket.
You had managed this,
because you can do much more than you think.
-I'm absolutely sure.
-Maybe...
Maybe I'm taking a walk.
Jaha ...
And...
Have you dragged
that one all the way here?
Yes, I've decided
which one I want now.
I've found a great one.
Then we'll see ...
Not here. That one!
I think it's so innmari nice.
You talk about
your family in the kitchen.
This is really Malte for me.
But that's not me.
This is my friend Hugo.
But you can always
pretend it's me.
Sorry, my room.
Do you remember where it was?
-A step up.
-You have both Ruth and Simon there.
If you see Simon, ask him to get
painkillers from my room.
Malte should have painkillers.
Malte should have painkillers.
Malte should have painkillers.
Malte should have painkillers.
I want another Sex on the beach.
Are you not going to have anything, Simon?
-Yes, I'll take the page.
-So damn good.
Two sucks, then they're down.
Tonight we top!
-Measured?
- We're in here, Tage.
-Painted?
-We are here. Just come.
- Do you want a drink?
-Yes please. Rum and cola.
Simon, can you fix it?
But, was there something wrong with Malte, or?
Yes, he would like a drink.
-What does he want?
-A gin and tonic.
Make it damn strong. Shitty,
because that damn morphine doesn't work.
I do not understand.
It was then violent
fiddling with that.
And and.
A good thing about
dying soon-
-is that one does not have
to worry about being caught.
No, but there will be no pretty sorti.
That is exactly what it will be.
Going there to smoke when you are
80 plus is a beautiful finale.
Ai ai ai ...
It will soon feel better.
Keep the smoke inside a little, only.
You have not begun to regret?
-Does it work like that?
-I do not know.
It's as if you
've been loving life for the last few days.
You say that?
In that case, it's Ruth's profit.
She is a unique woman.
No, I have not begun to regret.
-Oi ... Now things are starting to happen.
-Nice.
Bowl!
-Here you have my neighbor, Stefan.
-Yeah!
My God, you must have something to drink.
You seem to be coming
from the authorities.
Octopus.
It's sly little fish, that.
With long, crooked arms
and scary suction cups.
It looks good.
Do you remember the octopus
that could predict football matches?
-No, I do not think so.
-Football World Cup 2010, that was enough.
-Fun.
-It had a name.
What was the name of the octopus?
It was called something, what the hell was that?
I think we should toast now!
Now we'll toast Malte.
Can we get some
sparkling wine for everyone?
What are you celebrating?
That he will die in two days.
-Is that a joke?
-No.
- Are you going to?
-Yes.
Do you know that you will die in two days?
How do you know that?
Because he's going to
take his life in Switzerland.
-Oh no. It is wrong.
-So, is that wrong?
Yes, God only decides that.
Then maybe God has made
a bad decision here.
Which makes Malte suffer.
I do not want to blame God.
He has seven billion
people to rule over.
There are earthquakes,
hurricanes and car accidents.
No wonder God feels a little tired.
Please, Simon. Shut up!
It's a sin.
How can you celebrate this?
I feel sorry for you.
You do not have to do that.
And there the bread smoked.
I still find it difficult.
I do not believe in God,
but I mean ...
Say it.
Already...
I think that even if you do not think
life has any value anymore-
-then you still have a value for us.
You are important to me.
And now it's like you
're killing our friend Malte.
That may not have sounded
great.
I will not in any way prevent
you from completing your plan ...
Look here! Bubbles for everyone!
And what does that mean?
A great toast to the best and
most delightful, hot Malte.
-Toast!
-Toast.
I just have to ...
What a fucking journey we are on.
And what a bunch we are.
You become almost religious.
Yes, look how well we have
become known in a few days-
-if you compare
with all the time before.
Sure. Can we not take this
trip again next year?
Ruth, then you do not have to pay.
Then Malte and I treat ourselves.
-Or what, Malte? Yes.
-Tage ...
Come on now, Malte!
Easy on the wallet.
Take, my friend. It's like that...
Malte ... Come on now, Malte!
That's a great idea.
Fine, then it's turn. I thought...
-Excuse me.
-We can travel to Thailand.
Maybe a little far.
We can take Spain.
What is his name with the mustache?
Salvador Dal.
His birthplace, for example.
Cheers for this!
Bowl.
-Or somewhere else.
-Just ask. Sorry, Tage.
Shall we bring a stuffed
Malte then, or? That journey.
Where the hell did you get it from?
Or we can tie him to
the roof of the camper.
-Simon! What are you doing?
-Then he's lying there ...
-Are you drunk?
-No, it will be difficult with customs.
-It's not funny!
-Take sure thinks so.
-He does not understand.
-What do I not understand?
- What does he not understand?
-What you're talking about.
Then we must make him understand.
Tage, Malte is going to die in Switzerland.
That's why we're going on this trip.
Malte will die in a few days.
-Is it true?
-No, we do not know.
-It is true.
-No, maybe he's changing his mind.
He came here.
We were going to Switzerland-
-and then he went to Italy.
If he goes to Italy for two hours,
he changes his life choice.
He felt, "Damn, a weekend.
I want to live another ten years."
-I'm just saying it as it is.
-What the hell do you know about something?
You get 18,000 kroner
for a fucking week!
You do not care about Malte, about me
or about anyone except yourself!
And those fucking earplugs,
now it lasts!
-Painted should not die ...
-What are you doing now?
Are you a complete idiot? What the hell are you doing?
-Shut up!
-Now it lasts, Simon!
Malte is going to die in Switzerland,
he told me no later than today.
But you refuse to realize it,
because you are such a fucking ego.
Mature.
Octopus has Paul.
I figured it out.
-Paul?
-Yes, you know. The octopus.
And and.
Hey!
You have to apologize to Simon.
He's young, says a lot of nonsense.
At least he was honest.
Excuse me.
I understand that you have not
changed your mind. I know.
I kind of
thought it was going to work.
That if I showed you that there
was so much more in life ...
If I only had to ...
I thought this was going to work,
quite simply.
And that if I existed,
then maybe you would just ...
Yes, maybe you regret it. That's how it was.
Yeah, damn idiotic thought.
It was all so stupid.
I agree with Simon
that I was a fucking egoist.
-No.
-Yes, he said so.
I thought you would like me
as I liked you.
We should have met 20 years ago.
Piss talk, it had never worked.
I was happily married then
to my husband-
-and you were happy
with a flounder or something.
No, it's now.
It's the moment you have.
Not what it was 20 years ago.
Imagine if we were going to Paris.
Just ate us through
the whole fucking Arc de Triomphe.
Death is coming, you do not have
to worry about it. OMG.
You do not have to open the door
until he has knocked.
Nuet, you say?
Now we're going to dance, damn it!
Malta!
You, we're so innmari tired,
so we have to ...
-It's a day tomorrow too.
-Nice to meet. Good bye.
Vent.
It's getting too dark, maybe.
No, it's right in the face.
Those who say that LED is better
than halogen can shit and go.
-It's not going to be so fucking ...
-You, seriously.
Drop it there now.
Wait there
so that it does not light up in the face.
-Stop talking now.
-Good.
Shut up.
-Good morning.
-Good morning!
-When did you get up?
-I have not slept that much.
Got a little panicked after we ...
After the cuddle.
Ja vel.
I want to give me
and sa another chance.
Ja vel.
I hope you ... It
all feels so fucking crazy.
sa and I are so
damn close to each other.
We've been together a long time.
We know each other.
We understand each other.
We are a team.
-So you're going back to her now.
-Yes, I thought so.
That sounds good.
-I hope you understand.
-Yes absolutely.
-What situation I'm in.
-Oh, yes.
So good.
I just wanted to check something.
-No, I want my dress.
-Well, sorry.
This is probably my sweater.
Yes, I can only get my dress, so ...
-Good bye.
-Good bye.
-Hello?
-Hi it's me.
Hey.
-Is everything okay with you?
-Yes absolutely.
You ... How stupid we've been.
Do you think?
I thought maybe we
should bet on each other again.
We have fought
for so many years.
Unfortunately, I've taken that
step now. It does not work.
How are you?
Two men dumped me
in two minutes-
-so it's probably great.
Katrin, I can only imagine.
It must be tiring.
-Help!
-What is it?
-Is it Malte?
-What happened to Malte?
-Where is he, Tage?
-Hi?
-Take, where is he?
-Maltes rom.
Has anyone
called an ambulance?
No, I did not call.
I dreamed last night.
I was at the clinic-
and pressed the button,
and the pain disappeared.
But then I suddenly stood
on a high mountain.
And heard someone screaming
far, far, far away.
It was Ruth.
I did not hear what she was screaming,
but I knew what she wanted.
Then I woke up,
and there she was lying next to me.
She caught up with me.
I never thought the death of anyone else
would be more difficult than my own.
But that's how it turned out.
What do you think, Malte?
Is it really here?
Yes, here it is.
Your class is tomorrow at 11.
Is it going well?
Yes, I probably have
nothing planned for tomorrow.
You will stay in one
of our cabins tonight.
- Shall we stay in a cabin outside?
-Cottage?
-Should they live with you?
-Yes.
-Your family?
-Yes.
I thought you were a family.
You look like a family.
She's not only flattered,
she's blind too.
-Who is blind?
-She.
Is she blind? How can
she take care of the keys then?
-How are you?
-It's fine.
At first I just want to say that I
ended it with sa now.
-So it's all over with her.
-You...
Then I would also really
apologize.
I should have listened to you earlier.
What you said earlier-
-about we should try again,
I think that's right.
You and I have so much to build on.
We have many years, we have children together.
I agree
that we owe it to ourselves ...
... each other to give this
a proper try.
Yes, but I have done
another analysis ...
Wait, do you have to analyze now, honey?
Do you have to be so square?
Maybe I'm a square then.
Or not.
I do not care
what form you think I have.
Sorry, I'll take it back.
No excel analysis, please.
Hkan, I want a divorce.
All right. But are you serious now?
Here I extend
a fucking hand and ...
Switzerland is a fucking
shitty country, really.
Full of cuckoos and tax evaders.
But what a day we have had!
If you compare with this,
Tru ... What it was called in Germany.
-Trauberg.
-A hopeless place.
Now we forget Trauberg.
Switzerland, for a fucking shitty country.
And yet not.
Now today I'm strong
Now today I'm doing well
I am led by strong winds
Now today I'm strong
Now today I'm fine
I believe in myself by my side
I've been waiting so long
for just today
And it's good that it's finally coming
I've been waiting so long
for this very day
It gives light when it comes
I see happy friends
And the moon shining
Now tonight over eternal valleys
I look forward to more
I see more trips
And I believe Malte is paying
You will not escape, Malte!
Where are you going? Shall we not go?
-It's about time.
-With what?
-Painted shell to the clinic.
-Which clinic?
What, have you forgotten, or?
We've told you
a thousand times.
-Simon...
-Nei.
Malte will do
a facelift.
What? Painted, is it true?
But my God, are you crazy?
Where is the world going?
You're great!
-Do you think so?
- Are you going to be part of this?
And.
Hope I recognize you
when you return.
But if you do not-
-then you now get one last
hug from the old one.
Of course. It will be fine.
Are you vain, or?
In with you, get it done.
OMG. Do you come back
and look like John Travolta-
- I'm going
to bully you for the rest of my life.
Going to Switzerland
for a facelift?
You can damn well do that in Mlndal.
Good morning.
Do you want some coffee or water?
-No thanks.
-Good. Sit here and wait.
Malte Krantz?
Hey, Malta.
I'm Dr. Bttger, a psychiatrist.
Yes ... Have it.
- Shall we not join in?
-No.
Take care of yourself.
-Thank you for meeting me.
-Likewise.
Good luck, with everything.
You are a good person.
Malte Krantz. Can you confirm-
-that all documentation
regarding your illness-
-which you have equipped us with is true?
And.
Do you understand that this procedure
is irrevocable?
And.
And then the last and
most important question, Malte.
Can you confirm that you are
here of your own free will-
-and that this is your wish?
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