Deiva Machan (2023) Movie Script

1
[ominous music]
[horse neighs]
Hey, who's there?
[majestic laughter]
Who's there?
[majestic laughter]
Hey! Who is it?
A FEW DAYS AGO
[mantras chanting]
Postbox Karthi!
Postbox Karthi!
Postbox Karthi!
Postbox Karthi!
Postbox Karthi!
Postbox Karthi!
This is Karthi
Postbox Karthi is his nickname.
If you call him that
his blood boils in anger!
[screams]
This is Karthi's father, Parandhaaman.
A really mischievous guy.
He does farming in his town.
You
Wait, I'm coming to get you!
How dare you scream that aloud!
I'm the new postman.
There is a post for Karthi.
What else am I supposed to say?
Where is it from?
Since you stole power from the house
next to your shop,
they've sent you a notice.
This is Karthi's brother, Tamil.
A very innocent guy.
He works in the town's panchayat office.
Dad! Dad! Can you give us some money
to buy cotton candy?
Son, scram now. We'll see.
They are Karthi's niece and nephew,
Pandi and Meenakshi.
Here!
This is Karthi's sister-in-law, Annalakshmi.
Hey, have you called the groom's family?
I keep calling them.
But they don't answer.
My son?
The groom's family will be here in a while.
Have a bath and be ready.
Look at these naughty kids!
This is Murugan.
Karthi's friend.
Murugan is like a part
of this family.
Partner!
Come, partner!
Did you buy everything?
I got everything you wanted.
Super. I know my bro won't mess it up.
Okay, partner.
You hand this over to my sister-in-law.
I'll go have a bath.
-Okay.
-Sister-in-law?
Is my sister ready?
She is getting ready, brother.
This is Karthi's sister, Kungumathaen.
A family is coming to seek
a marriage alliance today.
Once, a potential groom was
on the way to visit her
and had met with an accident.
This time, a new potential
groom is on the way.
This is Panju, the house help.
She recently wedded.
Hey Panju!
Get water ready for my bath.
Why are you being so harsh?
Have some pity on her.
Panju
Can you get me another coffee?
By the way
You haven't told your sister
about any of this, right?
No, I haven't said anything!
THAEN, MY DEAR!
You told her?
What do I do
This is Karthi's aunt, Manjula.
There aren't enough words
to describe her activities.
Take a look yourself!
Why are you so late?
Shouldn't you start a little early?
This is Karthi's grandma.
Parandhaaman's mother.
She wishes to see her grandkids get married.
Hey Karthi, why are you up so early?
Forget that.
Why have you come empty-handed?
Hang on.
Didn't you bring Mani Uncle?
No, he's gone on some work to Madurai.
Alright, alright.
Okay, go on in.
This is Karthi's mother.
She passed away when he was just a kid.
Mom. This alliance must work out--
[kid cries]
Hey, careful!
Hey, Pandi!
It's okay. You're fine now.
Can't you look properly
while walking?
It's nothing. Don't cry.
Can't you watch where you go?
Have a seat.
Sister-in-law. Is Thaen all set?
Brother!
-You look like the Goddess Mahalakshmi, dear!
-Thanks, Anna.
The groom's side is on the phone!
From the groom's side?
Are you on your way?
What happened?
Okay.
What happened, son?
The groom's father had a heart attack.
So
They told me that they aren't coming.
Thaen
This cat crossed my path
just as I was leaving this morning!
I knew then!
If only her mother was alive,
none of this would've happened!
Bless her heart!
She rests in peace.
But when are we going to see
a marriage in this household?
-My God! When will we be lucky?
-Can't she keep quiet?
Partner
Let it go, don't worry.
Come.
It's okay, bro.
Thaen will get a great alliance soon.
Karthi?
I'll take your leave.
You greedy bugger!
Will that do, or do you want some sugar or flour?
I'll come again for it!
All these problems
and she sweeps all the extra food!
What a crazy aunt you have!
Parandhaaman, come here.
How are you?
I'm well, man.
You still go hunting, right?
Yes, that's going on.
I heard you are looking
for a groom for Kungumam.
In Nilakottai, there's this big aristocratic family.
Shall we talk to them?
Are you kidding me?
Where is our family
and where is someone
from an aristocratic family?
Just give me a photo.
If they like her,
it's the jackpot for you, right?
I'll send it.
Okay, send it. I'll leave.
Yes, Maari?
Hey, Parandhama!
You are a lucky guy!
The aristocratic family saw the photo
and expressed their interest!
I'm so happy to hear this!
They are coming to see
the girl tomorrow!
What? Tomorrow?
Yes!
Get everything ready.
Okay, but make sure you come.
I can't make it, man!
The collector has asked me to come
about my gun license.
I'll send over
the groom's photo.
Take care of everything.
Okay, okay. I'll take care.
This is a great match.
Don't miss this!
I'll hang up now.
Karthi!
What, Aunty?
You're all alone.
Didn't Uncle come along?
When is he ever home?
He's gone to Usilampatti for some work.
So inquisitive about my husband!
Hey, girl.
Give me a cup of coffee!
Brother?
Tell me.
The groom's family is aristocratic.
Will that work out for our family?
The marriage has come looking for our sister!
Let's believe it'll
all work out.
They've sent the groom's photo.
He looks good too.
Look.
Here you go, brother.
Annalakshmi, spread these sheets on the floor.
Panju! Come here!
Coming, sis!
It's the groom's family.
Greetings!
We've reached Ayyampalayam!
If you can tell us your exact location
Just ask for Karthi's house!
We did. They say they don't know.
Tell them you're looking for Karthi
who owns the electrical shop!
[on phone] 'Electrical shop' Karthi, any idea?
They still don't know.
Try asking them for Postbox Karthi's house?
You do?
We are coming!
Hello. Hello. Greetings!
Amma, the last alliance went downhill.
Let this one at least--
[child screaming]
Has this become a habit for you?
You don't sit still as well.
You find places to fall from all the time!
Get up now.
Don't cry!
Come on!
Mom
All should be well with the groom!
-Was I right?
-The groom's family is here!
The groom's family is here!
The groom's family
is finally here!
Hey, bro!
Bro, some 20 people were sitting in the tea shop.
They asked for Postbox Karthi
and everyone started laughing!
-Who were they?
-It was them!
It's fine.
We'll sort it out later.
Why are you getting mad?
Who are they?
Bro, they are the groom's family.
They have come to ask
Thaen's hand in marriage.
What, aristocratic family?
Bro, can you get me a job
like washing vessels over there?
Hey, knucklehead!
They've come to
talk about marriage,
and your mind is still on washing vessels!
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Please come in. Come inside.
Hey, bro!
Where is the groom?
What do you mean?
Oh yeah, I don't think I
saw the groom either!
Grandma, everyone from the family is here.
But the groom isn't here?
Hey Karthi, don't you know?
In big families like this,
the others first come and have a chat.
If they approve, that's when the groom
enters the picture.
-Oh, is it?
-Yeah.
My daughter, Kungumathaen.
She's finished her teacher training course.
And works as a teacher in this town.
This is my elder son.
He works in the Panchayat Board.
This is my younger son.
He has an electrical shop.
In this town
Everyone knows him as Postbox Karthi.
We thought he worked in a post office.
-But you say he has an electrical shop.
-Did he leak it?
The auspicious time
is ticking away!
Let's bring in the girl!
Thaen, come in!
Let's see the bride!
Does this have sugar?
Yes, it does.
I can't have it.
I have diabetes.
Do you like our girl?
We like her, sir.
What else then?
The groom's family likes her.
Let's talk about what
needs to be done!
This is your only daughter.
We're sure you'll do all there is to be done.
Don't mistake us.
If you can tell us frankly what
you expect, it'll be great.
Do tell them!
See, basically.
When we go to look for a girl in our family
Some people will give us their land
Some people will give us their whole town
Because, you know, we are an aristocratic family!
So We don't expect much.
Won't you put at least 100 sovereigns of gold for her?
That's not much for our family.
But we really like the girl, so
We have lots of
cars in our house.
But for your prestige,
you'll get her a car too, right?
Because
You know, we are
an aristocratic family!
And we really like the girl too.
All this fancy desk, bed stand, furniture
You'll get all that because
You are an aristocratic family! We know!
He got it! He got it!
Through this marriage,
we will get an aristocratic heir.
That's our main happiness!
And you should be proud of that too!
If you'd got the groom along,
we could've asked his opinion too.
What do you say?
-Tell them.
-I feel shy.
The groom is a bit shy,
that's why
We really like the girl!
Hang on.
This old man is the groom?
Yes!
This is my brother.
He's the groom.
[lamenting] If only the girl's mother was alive,
she would've ensured this didn't happen!
Hey Karthi, didn't you check
if the groom has hair?
Hey!
How dare you play with her life this way?!
Why am I even alive after
seeing all these damned things!
How could my brother stand to watch this?
Why are all of you silent?
Won't you ask?
Shut up, Aunty!
You oldies!
-Hey, get up! Get up now!
-What is this?
If you try to be friendly now, I'll rip open your head!
Don't you have respect for elders?!
You know you are elders, right?
Don't you have a conscience?
You've got this guy along as the groom!
You sent the groom's
photo, right?
-Who the hell is this then?
-This is me!
Hey, when was this taken?
Some 25 years ago!
Knucklehead!
My sister wasn't even born 25 years ago!
Go away! Don't piss me off.
Get out!
Sir, be reasonable.
You have a daughter of your own.
Will you agree to marry your
daughter to someone like him?
Hey, this is my wife!
Wife?!
Ask them, Muruga!
Then who's that?!
That is my mother-in-law!
Bro, I can't take this madness anymore!
They are disrespecting
our family, sister.
Come, let's leave!
Dude, that grandma looks like she'll die any minute.
He's calling her 'sister'!
Hey, get out!
-See you soon.
-God!
Come.
I told her not to wear these fancy sarees!
Just when I was feeling happy
a girl smiled at me!
Now I understand.
Sister, what happened?
Hey, come give a hand!
Get lost!
Hurry! Lift her up!
If anything happens to my sister, I will kill you all.
Dude, your sister is already a goner!
I'll burn this
whole place down!
Let's see!
Get out, don't
fall on the stairs!
You wanted an heir to your family, right?
Your family's last person will be your diabetic brother!
Let's see how your sister's marriage happens!
If it happens, it'll
be with MY brother!
I challenge you.
I won't rest till your family is disgraced!
I'll sneak out
He saw me!
When will she ever get a good life?
Sigh!
Let me know when the next groom is ready
Did you take all
the sweet packets?
-Yes, I've wrapped it up.
-Okay, leave then.
By the time your sister gets married,
she'll open a shop with
all the stolen provisions!
Brother, her blood pressure is too high.
She must not receive
any shocking news.
-Take good care of her.
-Okay, Doctor.
-Take care.
-Thanks, Doctor.
Brother, we can't let
them get away with this!
We should have finished them over there!
Don't hurry.
We'll tread carefully.
You stay quiet.
Dear
Don't get angry.
Have some buttermilk.
Phew, only now she looks like my wife.
Whatever she wears,
she looks so young.
Go inside now!
What are you staring at?
Scram, all of you!
What just happened?
Why did he yell at her
for no reason?
I don't understand.
I can't bear this!
[mumbles]
What's happening here?
Partner, why are you angry when I'm not?
Quiet, partner!
You're so naive!
You don't understand the gravity of this
Let's all drink poison and die in peace
What's the matter?
Do you want a drink?
Do you think I'm
worried about that?
If you want to skip it,
that's fine too.
Hang on, I didn't mean that!
I'll have a drink.
A quarter would do.
Let's go.
Do you want me to clean up
before we leave?
Drop the act!
They'll take care of it.
Okay, then. Clean it up, boys!
Partner, I was kidding about the quarter.
I think I can down
a full bottle today.
Hey, Karthi!
Looks like you have a groom lined up,
don't you want to thank me?
You are responsible
for all this!
-I'll
-Partner! Let's get drunk and then fight him!
Listen to me, partner!
Let's break his crown
and have a drink!
Did I ask you to find a groom for my sister?
Partner, hold up!
I'll talk to him.
And the groom looks like you!
I'll rip away your mustache!
I'll find another
groom, if you like!
-I'll shoot you with your gun!
-Partner, let go!
-I'll deal with this guy. Wait.
-Listen to me! Listen to me!
-A drink is far more important come on!
-Hey!
-What?
-I've made fish gravy just for you guys!
Mix in some poison and
serve it to your husband!
Partner, why are you worried?
Do you really think she'll go unmarried?
Don't worry about it!
Why would you go fight that hunter
when it's time to grab a drink?
Let's get drunk!
And then
We teach him a lesson, alright?
How can we fight him sober?
Once we get wasted,
we'll make special arrangements
to take care of the bugger!
Why do you still sulk?
You know that I'm a ruffian, right?
Do you know why
I'm holding back?
Hey! Partner!
Why are you acting like a fool?
Don't you know that you
shouldn't gulp the first drink?
You'll choke yourself!
Sheesh!
Hey! Don't grab my drink!
He's had just a drink.
And he's sobbing already.
He's proving that
he is new to this!
Partner, drinking is an art!
And from today,
you are a great artist!
The way you downed that drink,
you've challenged even
the biggest drunkards!
Hey, partner!
Is something wrong with my sister?
-Nothing is wrong with her
-Isn't she beautiful?
Yes
Then why isn't she
getting any alliances?
But one thing's for sure
I'll search the entire world
And find the best groom
for my sister!
[crying]
What's up with you?
Partner, I saw a girl and
thought she was his daughter.
I would've sprinted across
these hills just for her gaze!
Only then was I told
that she was his wife and not his daughter!
This is nothing!
The woman they introduced
as his mother-in-law
I'd rather drink some poison
and jump off this cliff!
Hey, buffoon!
I'm talking about my sister's life over here
and you're ranting about
that moron's family?
Not that, partner!
Listen up!
I'll avenge the guy who insulted
my sister and my family!
TODAY
[majestic laughter]
The hunter Marimuthu
He's going to die!
Partner!
-Partner!
-Who the hell is it?
Wake up!
Hey, get up!
What is it, partner?
The hunter, he's dead!
What?
The hunter, he's going to die!
He's going to die?
Partner!
You've had too much to drink. Stop blabbering!
Go back to sleep!
Partner!
I'm not blabbering!
Oh, no!
Get up, partner!
You've got to believe me!
-What is it?
-The hunter's going to die!
To hell with him!
Look at how sober he's become!
That's why you drink in the hills!
Here goes the hunter!
HEY YOU, STOP!
STOP! HEY, YOU!
-Quick, partner!
-Don't fret, partner!
We can catch him soon!
Make sure you don't drive me into the lake!
Drive carefully!
HEY, HUNTER!
STOP!
YOU THERE, STOP!
Hey, wait up! Don't go inside.
Listen to me!
Why are you stopping me
after this morning's ruckus?
Don't go into the forest.
Your life is in danger!
I've been going there for twenty years!
You think my life wasn't in danger then?
Stop boasting like you've faced wild animals!
Go home!
HEY!
STOP! DON'T GO!
LISTEN TO ME! DON'T GO!
Let him go, partner!
I've sobered up talking to this guy.
Are you going to buy more booze?
Is this why we went uphill to drink?
Partner, you don't understand!
We can't let him die,
knowing what we know!
Let him die!
He doesn't contribute much to society, anyway.
Let's go, partner. I'm sobering up.
[man screams]
[in unison] Partner!
That doesn't sound good!
Partner
I told you he's going
to die, right?
Some animal must've got him!
He's dead!
Shall we inform the townsfolk?
So you weren't kidding all along?
I wasn't. It's the truth!
We tried stopping him so many times.
He just wouldn't listen to us!
Now his fate has caught up with him!
If only he had listened to us.
Let's inform the townsfolk.
Yes, partner. You are right!
Hey! Muruga!
-[mumbles] How is he alive?
-What?
-Haven't you guys left?
-Nope!
Come home sometime!
I'll cook up some tender meat!
Go home. We'll be there.
Look at him! He's still alive.
And you're killing me with your theories!
-Hey
-Stop talking!
Take me home now!
I'm now sober after this.
I'm going to drink again after this drama!
Partner! Partner!
Wake up!
Wake up, partner! Come on.
What's the matter, partner?
Partner, get up! Come on!
What is it, partner?
Come with me, partner!
Why are you disturbing me at this hour?
Come with me. I'll explain!
What's the matter?
Come with me, partner!
-What is it?
-I'll explain, let's go!
Why is there a crowd outside the hunter's place?
Park here and come along!
[wailing] Muruga!
He told me he's going
to hunt, my Lord!
He came home, grabbed his chest, and fell, Karthi!
Muruga, look at him!
Who's going to take care of you like him?
Who's going to bring meat for you?
Did you kill him
because he tried to get your sister married to that old guy?
Partner! What the hell are you talking about?
Come with me, I'll explain.
Partner, I saw a
man in my dreams.
He had long hair,
a huge mustache,
was covered top to bottom
in sandalwood paste,
wearing anklets,
mounted on a white horse
and swinging a whip whenever he appeared.
Whatever he says comes true!
He was the one who predicted that
the hunter Marimuthu is going to die!
Now it has come true!
Get out of here!
-Hey, Partner!
-Do you take me for a fool?
Who would believe this story?
If we told this to anyone,
we'd be branded mad!
Partner, it was the horseman
who predicted my mother's death!
Didn't that happen
just the way he predicted?
Hey, let me play with it
for some time!
[coughing]
Tamil, your playtime is up!
Come and get some rest.
Karthi, are you going to cough like this forever?
Take a sip from the bottle of cough syrup
in Dad's room and come back soon!
Run. Quickly.
Thaen, my sweet heart!
Are you feeling sleepy?
Go to sleep, princess!
Did you drink the syrup?
-Yes.
-Come, lie down.
Flip over.
Close your eyes and sleep.
[majestic laughter]
Your mother is going to die!
[majestic laughter]
Now she's left behind
three beautiful kids!
You remember Padma?
My high school crush?
Yeah!
Since it was the last day
of school,
I decided to propose
my love to her.
But by then, the guys grabbed me and kept me from proposing to her.
I was so pissed about not confessing my love
that I drank the toddy
they had kept for the celebration.
I went to sleep
thinking I'd propose to her the next day.
Your crush is going to die!
[majestic laughter]
-Brother What happened?
-Yes?
She was in love with a guy who eloped with someone he loved.
So she committed suicide!
Appalling!
Let's go
The horseman appeared
and he told me the hunter was going to die!
It's come true, partner!
Alright, partner. Why is the horseman back
after so many years to tell you this?
I have no idea, partner.
Partner, has the horseman predicted anything about me?
Partner, what are you thinking about?
Tell me! I'm scared!
No partner, he hasn't said anything.
Partner, before the horseman appears
and predicts something,
let's head to the temple
and get exorcized!
Partner, from now on,
don't dream about anything!
In fact, don't ever fall asleep!
Goddess!
Please make sure I never dream
of the horseman ever again!
Please make sure he doesn't dream about me!
I'm placing my trust in you. Protect us!
[phone rings]
-Hello?
-Hello.
-Yes?
Is this Ayyampalayam Karthi?
-Yes?
-I'm calling from Vathalagundu.
I heard you are seeking a groom for your sister.
No, sir. Now is not the right time
to be talking about this.
-Call me later.
- Bro, bro!
Don't hang up!
-Tell me.
-I know all about the problems that your family faced.
And we've made our inquiries.
Let bygones be bygones.
Let's look forward to the future!
Discuss this with your family
and give us a positive answer!
Alright. Where did you say you were calling from?
Vathalagundu. And my name is Krishnan.
-Okay, send me the details.
-Okay, brother.
-I'll discuss and inform you.
-Okay, brother.
How old is the groom?
Where does he work?
The groom is 28 years old.
He works as a supervisor at a mill.
I'll share the other details
by Whatsapp.
Okay, send me the details.
Okay.
What's the matter, partner?
Someone from Vathalagundu called
regarding Thaen's marriage alliance.
She's already upset over what happened.
How do I bring this up now?
Why are you even
worried, partner?
It's an auspicious sign, getting
a call when we are in the temple!
If you are skeptical,
let's head down to Vathalagundu and seek Logu's help.
Don't give it much thought!
Logu! Come over here!
Where would the groom
be right now?
-Can I meet him now?
-He'll be at the factory.
Hey, partner!
The groom looks damn formal!
Not a single penny must be spent unnecessarily. Understood?
Looks like he's angry!
Don't worry about the fees.
I'll take care!
You look like a good guy!
Looks like he's a good match
for Thaen!
Yes, partner!
He'll make a good groom!
I'm sure Thaen will like him.
Brother, where can I find Krishnan's home?
It is 2 streets in!
How's the family?
-All fine.
-We're trying to fix the groom for his sister.
Partner, the groom seems to be a good athlete?
He's health-conscious!
Partner, he seems to be the
right match for my sister.
Partner, he seems like a great guy!
Let's finalize it!
Hey, stop! Stop!
What is it, partner?
Partner, isn't that Uncle Mani?
Yes, it is!
Why is he drinking here?
And your aunt spins stories about him
going to Madurai and Usilampatti for work!
Go on. We'll figure this out later.
He is so screwed.
Groom, you look just like my dead husband.
You look exactly like him!
-Sister-in-law, where's brother?
-He's inside.
Can you call him? I need to discuss something important.
-What is it?
-Dear!
-Panju?
-Yes, sir?
-Come here.
-I'm coming.
-Brother?
-What is it, Karthi?
I've found a prospective groom for Thaen!
-Thaen!
-Thaen!
-You go talk to her.
-Thaen?
-Thaen?
-Brother
Didn't I tell you already?
I don't want to get married now.
Why are you doing this?
I can't stand watching you all
get embarrassed repeatedly.
That's not the point, dear.
-Brother
-I've seen this groom personally.
He is 28 years old.
He is from a respected family.
He seems to be a good guy.
Give it a shot for me, please.
If something goes wrong this time,
I'll never bring up this topic again.
Okay?
Please, dear? Please?
Do as you wish, brother.
Okay! I'll talk to Dad
and get things started!
[phone rings]
-Hello?
-Hello, this is Krishnan.
-Tell me.
-We've reached Ayyampalayam.
But we're unable to find your house.
Ask for Karthi's house.
There are too many people
named Karthi!
They want to know which Karthi we're talking about.
Tell them it's Karthi who owns the electrical shop.
They still don't identify you.
-Postbox Tell them postbox Karthi.
-Oh, got it!
Okay, please come.
Thank you.
Dad, the groom's family is coming.
Get ready, quick!
Mom!
Do you want candy?
Mom.
-Mom!
-Oh my God!
Careful, Panju!
Welcome, partner.
Partner, the groom's family has been asking
where postbox Karthi's house is
Someone's conspiring against you!
-We've got to figure it out!
-Who the hell is it?
-It's okay. Let's deal with it
later.
-We can't just let it go!
We should find him, his family,
and even his dog's name!
We should grab him by his throat
and question him.
It's okay, partner.
It might
have been unintentional.
Eh? Unintentional?
No way, partner.
-We should throw a shoe at him--
-Hey! I'm telling you, it might have been unintentional!
Why are you harping on
about the same thing? Shut up!
Why are you mad at me?
Hey, the groom's family is here!
Dad! Brother!
They are here!
-Come on.
-Get ready.
-Get down.
-Welcome, welcome!
-Hello!
-Welcome, sir.
-Hello!
-Welcome, sir.
The groom's family is here!
Don't look gloomy.
Put on a smile.
Sir! This is our elder son, Alagar.
He works as a supervisor at the mill.
This is my daughter, Kodimalar.
She has finished EEE.
And is working in an electrical
company in Coimbatore.
Electrical company?
She works in an electrical company.
And you own an electrical shop!
-The connection would be perfect!
-Quiet!
and he works in the Panchayat board office.
We did enquire about your family.
My point is
The boy is Mesham rasi, Rishaba lagnam.
The girl is Mithuna rasi, Kadaga lagnam.
They're destined to get married.
Because the stars are aligned perfectly!
-Basically, this means--
-Hush!
Won't you stay quiet?
Don't get started now.
Can we see the bride?
Of course!
Thaen. Come here, my dear.
Serve the elders first.
She knows it well!
Thank you.
The girl looks beautiful.
And everyone likes her.
Let's talk it out and finalize this alliance.
Sir, Everyone in our family likes your daughter.
We accept wholeheartedly to the marriage!
Okay, the groom's family has given their go-ahead!
-What more!
-There he goes.
-Let's talk about what needs to be done.
-He's started again
What needs to be done?
If you tell us your expectations
We aren't here for your riches.
Just get your daughter married to our son.
We just want a gem like her as our daughter-in-law.
Let's finalize an auspicious day and
go ahead with the planning.
Today is an auspicious day.
Why postpone a good deed?
Let's have the wedding
on the very next auspicious day.
Let's have an informal engagement today.
We'll have a formal engagement the day before the wedding.
-Is everyone okay with this?
-Okay?
One minute.
The girl's consent matters more to me.
If she is okay,
we can proceed further.
Hey, go ask Thaen if she agrees.
Go on!
-Thaen?
-Brother?
Do you like the groom?
I'm sure your decision will be right.
Alright then, I'll tell them
you said no.
No, brother.
Exactly!
I'll go tell them that.
-Brother, I meant no to your no!
-Then?
I like him!
What happened?
Thaen has given her approval.
-My sister likes the groom.
-That's good news!
Alright, let's fix an
auspicious date then!
Let's go and place an order for the mangalsutra.
Are you okay with this?
Wholeheartedly!
-Then, let's exchange the plates!
-Yes, yes! Get it done!
Let's exchange plates then!
The groom seems like a good man!
Had he been here, the work would've been--
Oh, my God! The bus driver ruined everything!
Has the groom's family left already?
-Yes, Aunty.
-Oh no, I didn't get to see the groom!
-What's the point?
-Lucky aunt!
Aunty, you can see him after the marriage.
You go in.
Oh, your husband has gone to Aandipatti, right?
Muruga, how did you know?
That's precisely where he is now!
We know all about it!
Wow!
[chuckles]
-Hey!
-I'm aiming at that!
-Hey, don't hit that directly.
-Okay, brother.
Aim here, so you can strike this.
Try it.
Watch this.
Sir! The family that humiliated us
at Ayyampalayam?
That girl's marriage
has been fixed!
She's getting married
on the next auspicious date.
Brother! I'm going to butcher
every single member of that family!
-Hey, stop!
-Brother?
Didn't I just tell you?
You need to do things tactfully.
Get going!
What is it, brother?
Hey, Karithuni?
Vandu?
Karithuni?
Where the hell are these guys?
Vandu?
-Sir?
-Where were you?
I was eating, sir.
I was in the toilet, sir.
Okay. You two go to Karthi's house
and get a job there.
Find out what's happening
and keep me posted.
-I'll call you.
-Okay.
Leave right away!
Sir, I was eating and didn't finish it.
Shall I finish?
-Okay.
-Thanks, sir.
I didn't finish too, sir.
-Gross!
-Get lost!
Sit back and see what happens.
Hey, Karthi!
You were looking to hire people for the wedding, right?
-Yes!
-These guys are from out of town.
They are good workers too.
Do you want to hire them?
-Sure.
-Hey, come here!
Hello!
Hello, sir.
-What's your name?
-Karithuni.
-And yours?
-Vandu.
What kind of names are these?
Okay, whatever.
Will you do the work we ask you to?
We'll also do the work you don't ask us to.
We don't want people who don't listen to us.
-Find a job elsewhere!
-Sorry, sir. We'll do exactly what you ask!
-Okay, come home in the morning.
-Okay, bro.
Have some, Uncle.
Thank you.
[phone rings]
It's too cold.
I'll catch a cold.
Tell me, partner.
Uncle, why do they call him postbox Karthi?
Did you find out about it?
That's a small story by itself.
When Karthi was young,
I used to keep getting him new clothes.
I don't know what went on
He'd always come back
with holes in his trousers.
The other kids used to slide bits of paper in his torn pants.
And started mocking him
by calling him postbox Karthi.
He gets annoyed if someone calls him that.
From that day onwards,
the townsfolk
Hey, don't!
Don't do it!
-Postbox Karthi!
-Don't call me that!
Hey, don't call me that.
Postbox Karthi became such a famous nickname
that everyone in town started using it.
Even I started calling him that!
Isn't it a catchy name?
What's with the laughs?
Nothing much.
Ah, my parents are here!
-Welcome! Welcome!
-When did you come?
Did we keep you waiting?
No, it's just been a while.
Sorry, we got delayed a bit.
We've printed the invitations.
We wanted to give it to you.
-Here.
-Thank you so much!
-We'll take leave then
-Sure, Uncle.
Mom?
How are we related now?
He's like your suitor.
-Come on, let's make a move.
-Careful, Dad.
Karthi?
Why do people call you postbox Karthi?
How does she know about that?
That's nothing.
When I was young,
I used to deliver letters between couples.
From then on,
everyone started calling me postbox Karthi.
Yes! I heard all about it.
Didn't they post so many letters in your postbox?
And they never reached their
destination, I heard.
How did she know about this?
Keep your eyes on the road!

The wedding season is here
And it is fast approaching!
Like glass bangles
Her brother's heart has turned colorful!
Like a procession
That goes around town
I go around the streets!
Like a blooming flower,
My sister now blushes!
Her mehendi-filled hands,
And ears adorned with jewels
Our dazzling butterfly is all set!
The wedding season is here
And it is fast approaching!
For the newlyweds to live in
We're here to buy gifts
With all of our near and dear
Here we go!
What beautiful gifts!
Alongside Kanchipuram silk
Jewelry to adorn them
And a variety of silver plates!
We're here to buy the mangalsutra!
That knits my sister's
Happily ever after!
The wedding season is here
And it is fast approaching!
Like glass bangles
Her brother's heart has turned colorful!
Smear turmeric,
Then a dot of vermillion
Let's now hoist the bamboo pole!
To witness my Uncle's gifts
The whole town gathers
To welcome new beginnings!
As the bells ring
On the cow's horns
We'll celebrate by singing along!
I hear the tunes
Of wedding music now!
I see the glimmering wedding lights
Brighten up my house
Our long- awaited wish
Has now come true,
My dear mom!
On a lone flower,
You're the dewdrops that stay!
My sister now swims in sandal fragrance
And my happiness knows no bounds!
The wedding season is here
And it is fast approaching!
Welcome, welcome!
Welcome!
Welcome. How are you?
This way.
The groom is here!
-Hello!
-Greetings!
Sorry, we were delayed a bit.
-Greetings!
-Hello!
Shake my hand as well.
Did you see the banner outside?
I arranged that!
I did, I did!
Your photo looks
bigger than mine!
It's supposed to be that way!
I paid for it, right?
-What should we do?
-We'll do something.
The groom's Mom, right?
-Yes.
-She looks bulky and strong.
-But I think she's weak inside.
-Yes.
We can target it.
And something will work out.
-Everyone is calling you, bro!
-I'm coming.
Let's go!
Wait a minute.
Oh no, what happened?
Does it hurt?
You'll be fine.
What happened?
I bumped against the door.
He's getting married at sunrise.
Please take care.
Let's get one last good look at them.
Poor guy!
Light the other one too!
-Ma'am!
-Huh?
The light has gone out!
No matter what,
Her brother Karthi won't stop the wedding. Let's go.
Mom! Apparently, the lamp went out!
Oh, no! Why are things going wrong?
Mr. Krishnan and Mrs. Eshwari's son, Alagar,
and Mr. Parandhaaman and late Mrs. Alagammal's daughter,
Kungumathaen--
Fire! Fire!
My saree is on fire!
It's on fire!
-Fire! Fire!
-Careful, don't get it on yourself!
Oh, God!
Fire!
Mom! Mom!
Did you hear?
Someone's saree caught fire right on stage!
Can't you shut up? She can hear.
Nothing! You go on.
The wedding will be held
during the Vrischika lagnam.
This has been decided on by the elders.
I have work, Muruga.
I don't care what work it is. Sit down.
What are you waiting for?
Exchange the plates!
What are we waiting for?
The power is back.
Let's exchange the plates!
Exchange the plates.
Stop it.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't think this marriage is a good idea.
Let's finish the engagement
and talk this out.
If you want us to do something better,
we can!
That's not the issue.
This is different.
Get up, dear.
-What's happening?
-It's chandrashtamam!
Quiet, dear. Please!
We've been having bad luck ever since we came.
When we came in,
he bumped his head.
The lamp went out.
The power went out.
Her saree caught fire!
Something doesn't feel right.
It feels like horrible luck.
Let's go.
Will anyone stop a marriage for such reasons?
-Let's go! Alagar, let's go!
-One minute
-Let's go.
-Listen to me
Please, don't stop the wedding now.
Please wait. We can talk this out.
Oh no! They've stopped the engagement!
My good God!
Please talk to her.
-Come with me!
-Mom!
Listen to me for a minute.
Let me talk to my mother for 5 minutes.
Mom, come with me.
Mom, what happened to you?
Why are you acting this way?
I don't like this!
I told you, according to your
horoscope, you shouldn't talk--
Oh, quiet!
Oh, God!
My Lord!
Why do things like these
happen to my granddaughter?
What, Mom?
Has no lamp ever gone out before?
Have I never gotten hurt before?
What kind of reasons are these?
Imagine how bad they will feel!
These are silly reasons!
Mom, think from that girl's perspective.
They are a good family!
All will be well!
I am a girl too.
Imagine how you would feel
if someone said this about me.
Okay. Alright.
I just want my kids' life to be good.
You do as you wish!
Thanks, Mom!
Forgive us.
This shouldn't have happened.
She took some superstition to heart
and got confused.
Let's finish the engagement
while we still have time!
Thank you!
We are happy to hear this!
Partner! Smile for once!
The drunkard has escaped!
They aren't picking up
the damn phone!
[phone rings]
-Hey, Vandu.
-Sir?
Where are you?
What are you doing?
I'm at the wedding hall, sir.
Why are you mumbling?
Is someone near you?
No, sir.
I'm eating an apple, sir.
Ey! Where's Karithuni?
He's gone to the toilet, sir.
Sir, we tried very hard
to stop the engagement.
We couldn't.
-It's over?
-Yes, the engagement is over.
Okay, hang up.
I'll figure it out.
Tie this banner around the corner!
-Tie it carefully!
-Okay, we'll make sure it's secured.
Hey, how many times do I tell you?
You've become a headache!
Hey, audio guy!
Play an appropriate song!
Is this a song to play during a wedding?
Do I have to repeat myself again?
Like a record on loop!
Why are you mad at him?
-Can't you tell him patiently?
-Do you think he listens?
-I'll get a heart attack soon.
-Okay, stay calm.
-Listen, the vegetables will arrive by four in the morning.
-Okay, I'll pick it up.
Okay, continue working.
What's up, Aunty?
Will you be done by the morning?
I have a headache.
Can you get me a coffee?
Sure, I'll send some over.
-Son, can you come here?
-Yes, Uncle?
As soon as my son gets married,
I want to get Kodimalar married to someone
from this town too!
But she wants to marry someone in America!
How could we live without her?
Talk her out of it.
Hey! Change the song!
Please listen to your parents' words.
Sure, okay.
-Hey, Karthi!
-What does she want?
This is your granddad from Chinthaalampatti!
Greetings.
He is a distant relative of ours.
I've asked him to look for a girl for you.
He said he'll look for an educated girl.
Someone who has completed school!
Are you okay with that?
Listen.
Come to the wedding.
Eat well.
Pack some goodies and leave.
Don't interfere in things
that are beyond you!
You don't want to see me mad!
-Karthi?
-I'm coming, brother!
Welcome, partner!
You look happy and in love!
Don't even get me started.
What's the matter?
This girl, Kodi
She always kept kindling feelings in me.
And now her father is telling me
she wants to marry someone in America.
And he wants me to advise her
to pick someone from here!
And she's just sitting there
staring at me blankly!
[laughs]
Partner doesn't even know
where America is.
By the time he gets a passport
and goes to America
Talk about things that are possible!
Don't waste time talking.
Drink up, Muruga!
This is why I don't like drinking with him.
He ends up drinking what's in my glass,
despite claiming he doesn't drink!
Partner, this Aunt of mine is also pissing me off!
She keeps yapping about something.
I'm scared she'll stop the marriage
by running that mouth of hers!
-Keep an eye on her, please?
-Don't worry.
-I'll make sure she isn't there tomorrow.
-Good work, partner.
-Uncle! You take care of it, too.
-Muruga
I'll get her tonight.
Hey, that sounds so wrong!
Act your age!
[majestic laugh]
Your sister's husband
Your brother-in-law will die
within two days after the wedding!
Your brother-in-law will die
within two days after the wedding!
If the wedding happens in the morning,
the groom will die within two days!
My sister's life will be ruined!
I should stop the wedding somehow!
-Brother?
-Who are you talking to?
I am talking to him.
Where's our brother?
He's gone home.
Where are the damn keys?
Hey, where is he?
His phone is switched off.
He'll be here soon.
Where did he run off to?
Hey, the auspicious time is ending soon!
Please hurry.
-Where is he?
-No idea.
I've looked everywhere!
He's nowhere.
Brother, this doesn't feel right to me!
You said we need to ignite the fire
to create havoc!
We have people to get that done.
[laughs]
Let the fire rage!
Wait and watch what happens
when we add oil to the flame!
Wait and watch.
Oh no! A wild bull!
There's a bull, run!
Everybody, run away!
Brother?
Good God!
[commotion ensues]
Sir, why has it stopped?
Where am I?
What happened to the wedding?
[dramatic music intensifies]
No one's around!
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Did the wedding take place?
It was called off?
What are you saying?
I can't understand.
Without me, the wedding wouldn't have happened!
This is why this family should respect--
Hey, partner!
-Where the hell were you?
-I'll tell you later.
-Where is Thaen?
-What happened to you?
What happened, partner?
Where did you go?
I hope you two live a happy and prosperous life!
Oh, no!
What happened, partner?
If you drink buttermilk with ginger in it, you'd--
Brother?
-Hey, Karthi! Where were you?
-Where did you go?
Where the hell were you?
IS he feeling woozy or nauseous?
Does he feel light-headed?
Why? Are you a doctor?
Are you going to treat him?
No, right? Then shut up
and stand in the corner over there!
Make way! Make way!
Don't crowd around him!
How will he breathe if you crowd around him?
First, go freshen up.
Everything will be fine
once we visit the temple.
Get ready.
Karthi, get ready soon.
We must leave.
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Curse them to hell!
Let them rot in hell!
-Be careful.
-Hold me. Hold me.
-Hey, come here.
-What is it now?
What is the matter?
What did you mix and give me?
You said it would help me!
But I've been sick ever since!
-You're supposed to drink a little.
-You good-for-nothing!
Good heavens!
The wedding happened successfully!
I'm coming!
If I had let her attend,
she would have caused trouble,
resulting in the marriage being called off.
And I ruined that as well.
What are you saying, partner?
Did that horseman predict that?
Whatever he predicts happens for sure!
We have to safeguard the groom for the next two days.
If I had known this earlier,
I would have stopped it myself!
Forget that, partner.
How could my sister get married
without me being there!
Your sister?
Get here, quick!
Come inside!
Someone close the door!
It's a raging bull!
It might even break in!
God knows who's behind this chaos.
Hey! Why are you two doing in the bride's room?
- A Wild bull
-You, buffalo!
-Why don't you stop it?
-If we could, we would have!
They aren't wrong, though.
Didn't I tell you earlier
to call this wedding off?
But you didn't listen to me?
Now look at the mess we're stuck in!
We don't need her!
She's an unlucky bride for you!
Listen to me, Alagar!
With your approval,
shall I tie the knot over here?
-Way to go!
-Alagar?
-The mangalsutra? Where do we get one?
-What are you doing, son?
Oh no, it's on the stage!
What do we do now?
Karithuni
There it is!
No, no.
I kept it safe so that no one would steal it!
Karithuni! You've done the right thing
for once in your life!
Now, hand it over!
Give it!
What now?
So you wish to hand it to them,
and get them married, right?
I was right!
Give it to them! Give it to them yourself!
Tie it!
Tie it before the auspicious time passes!
Tie it soon!
That was awesome, man!
Tie it! Tie it!
-Alagar, listen to me!
-Mom, wait a minute.
Your dad isn't here.
Karthi isn't here, though!
To hell with him.
Tie it first!
Great! Best wishes! Best wishes!
Bless the couple!
Bless them!
Get their blessings too!
[gunshot]
Are you okay, partner?
I'm okay. I'm okay.
I know. I know.
Brother?
Isn't he in hell now?
Where did you go?
I was worried you weren't there.
You?
Brother? Are you crying?
Oh!
Are you getting emotional
because I am married?
You will shed sad tears in two days.
Brother?
They're calling you for the family photograph.
Come soon.
Yes, yes. We do need to take a family picture.
We need a close-up shot of the groom too!
-We'll need it soon.
-Keep quiet.
Go ahead, I'm coming.
Okay.
My God!
Your sister is one terrific actor!
I know, right?
Me or that horseman!
Let's see who wins this time!
I must keep an eye on the groom.
What about the brakes?
What is he looking at?
What the hell?
Hey, who are you?
-Who are you?
-The driver of this bus.
-I was looking for you.
-Why?
Do you have a license?
Yes, I do.
-How long has it been since you got it?
-It's been 10 years.
-Were you involved in any accidents?
-No, I wasn't!
Did you get an FC for the bus?
I got it done last week at the RTO
and changed the tires too!
-Do the brakes work well?
-It does. It does.
-What about your headlight?
-It works like a charm!
You must ride slowly
and steadily.
You must follow my instructions until we're back.
-Sure. Sure.
-Got it?
-Okay.
-Clean the mirrors.
What is with him and his strict orders?
My! My!
I wanted to see you both together on the stage.
I finally got to see you both on the bus!
Be careful when getting on!
You might slip and break your legs!
Shut up and sit down.
-I hope she doesn't blurt something out!
-This is just the beginning!
How could I shut up so soon?
-Did you buy the booze?
-No, Muruga!
Muruga, please!
I'll give you. I'll give you.
I'll give it to you.
But you need to do me a favor.
Anything you want!
Where did Karthi go?
Why are you sitting here?
Do you know how to hold him well
if we hit a bump on the road?
You sit there.
And you, go sit over there.
Go, sit there.
-Hey, Karthi!
-You sit next to him.
Why are you splitting
the couple?
You know nothing.
Quiet now!
What is he doing?
Hey, you sit here.
Listen, there might be some potholes on the way.
He's near the staircase.
So, hold him down. Okay?
Hey, driver. Are you ready?
-Yes, yes!
-Start the bus.
-Hey, Karithuni!
-Brother?
Why are you sitting there?
Come here.
Come stand by the steps.
Come here.
Just because you gave them the mangalsutra
doesn't mean you're family!
Stand here.
Wow, what a breeze!
It feels like I'm in heaven!
Let go of it.
I need to change gears.
Stick to second gear.
It will consume a lot of diesel!
I'll pay, no matter the cost!
Make sure you don't go past second gear.
And maintain this speed.
Sure, I'm sorry.
Look at the cycles racing past us!
If the tortoise and the bus raced, the tortoise would win.
Look at this guy drive!
Hey, Karthi!
Why are you doing this?
Keep quiet.
I know what I'm doing.
Hey!
Hold on tight!
Hey, stop! Stop the bus!
Hey, bonehead!
Can't you drive properly?
Why would you?
Don't panic!
I was checking if
the brakes worked.
-Go on.
-My damn luck.
If he hits the brakes,
fall to the front. Not to the side!
Hey, Karthi!
Are we going to see the Lord,
or are you sending us to him?
Shouldn't I check
if the brakes work well or not?
What do you know?
Other than stuffing your face.
Driver! Pull over!
Pull over!
-What is it, now?
-Hurry, quick!
Everybody get down!
-What's the matter?
-Everybody get down, now!
Why did you ask us to get down?
-Keep quiet.
-Keep quiet?
I wanted to test the stairs.
Get back in, everyone.
-Damn it!
-Hey, Annalakshmi. Did you get something to eat?
Hey, get up!
How can you sit before he does?
Sorry. Have a seat.
-Is everyone here? Shall we leave?
-Yes, everyone's here!
-Get going!
-I am, I am.
Hey, It'll take 2 days to get to the temple.
Did you pack food
Hey. Come here.
Sit over there.
Are you comfortable?
Good Lord, how good they look!
This is what a match made in heaven
looks like!
And look at my brother!
He got my groom free of cost
from Maatuthavani bus stand.
Hey, useless!
Why did you bring that up?
When do I talk about it, then?
Hey! Don't put out your arm!
Some for me?
Where are you going for your honeymoon?
Are you going to Kodaikanal?
To Kodaikanal?
It's cold there.
If you go to Madurai,
you can see the Goddess Meenakshi!
And there are exhibitions as well!
Do you want anything?
Shall I get you water to drink?
Brother?
Don't I get anything?
Hey, We're almost there.
We'll reach in another five minutes.
-Sir, Thaen's firstborn will be a son!
-Or a girl!
[laughs]
-Brother, you were--
-Eat, my darling. Eat well.
You haven't eaten anything since morning.
You must be hungry.
Brother!
[unintelligible]
Alright, alright. Eat the bun.
Hey, driver!
Careful, now. Careful!
-I am being careful!
-Hey, sit over there.
-Sit near him.
-Why are you making him sit there?
Turn left. Turn left.
Hey, Thaen!
Eat, my darling!
Go ahead and eat it.
Eat it, my love.
You're okay, right?
Ask me if you need anything.
Hey, Thaen!
Here's another bun
for her mouth.
-Why don't you--
-Here, eat this. Go on.
Take this.
[inaudible dialogue]
Eat this too. Eat!
-Water! I want water!
-Take this bottle of poison.
Hey!
Are you trying to kill my wife
by giving her poison?
I thought you wouldn't notice.
Never mind.
-When would we reach--
-Dad, I want to pee!
How come you're the only guy on this bus
who wants to pee!
Brother? Where are you off to?
He wants to pee.
We'll be right back.
-You could've asked me to stop!
-Hey!
The bus is as slow as a tortoise.
We'll finish up and wait.
Can you see a banyan tree
over there?
We'll wait there.
Come pick us up.
Pull over!
Stop.
Oh, God!
Finish your business
and be back soon!
Do you need to go, too?
No.
Hey, if you need to pee,
pee through the window.
-I can't do this.
-Okay! Fine. Let's go!
Go back to your seats.
Hold on tight.
Let's get going!
Partner, Karithuni
wants to pee now!
Ask him to wait till we get there.
Okay, partner.
[burps]
Here's an adhirasam.
[muffled]
Don't you like adhirasam?
Did she bite his finger?
Uncle, are you okay?
We've reached the temple.
Get down, everyone.
What are you doing?
-Thank God! We're finally here!
-Driver, park over here. We'll be back soon.
Please, get down.
Everyone, get down.
-My Goddess!
-Hey, I think I'm about to puke
Aunty!
Go somewhere else!
Make a heartfelt prayer!
This is our ancestral deity.
Hey. Where are you going?
To eat.
To eat sweet pongal?
Yeah. It'll be delicious!
Inside, you'll get vegetarian food.
If you stay with me,
I'll buy non-vegetarian food for you.
-Now, where do you want to go?
-I'll come along with you!
You could have told me this before.
Move the jaggery aside.
Stand over here.
I don't want a coconut to land on your head.
Partner, keep an eye on those coconuts.
But I can't see any!
Fine, I'll take care of it.
Greetings.
Lord Ayyanar, bless us all!
Lord Ayyanar!
-Light the lamps.
-Hurry up and finish it.
Make sure not to spill any.
Come with us.
Partner, I want to pee.
I'll be back.
Yes, partner! I've been holding it back too!
I've wanted to tell you before.
-Hey, take care of him!
-But partner!
Nothing will happen to him
when we're in the temple.
I need to use the restroom.
You stay put here.
Okay. We'll wait.
Why are you telling him all this?
What's wrong with that?
He's family too!
Your dress looks beautiful!
Can you give it to me?
You want everything, Aunty!
I can't find the billhook.
Where did I keep it?
Come on, guys!
I keep misplacing things.
The billhook is missing?
There's someone over there.
I'll ask him if he has one.
Yes, please!
Sir, do you have a billhook?
Hey. Get him one.
Where's the groom?
It's that guy!
Partner!
A billhook!
-Get away from here!
-Come here!
Are you trying to kill my brother-in-law?
The problems we had,
ended right that day!
Don't cross my path ever again.
-It was nothing. It's just a billhook!
-You go on.
What happened?
Your brother
I went to get a billhook,
but he's picking a fight with them!
What's the matter with him?
[laughs]
Did I hit you too hard yesterday?
I thought kidnapping you would result
in your sister's wedding being called off!
Hey!
So, it was you who hit me!
Yes, of course!
We were behind all the mishaps
at the wedding!
Not just that
We were the ones who drove the wild bull
into the wedding hall!
But none of it seemed to help.
Why are you wasting time doing all this?
Shut up, you idiot.
Oh, you knuckleheads!
Everything between us has been sorted, right? What now?
Who said?
Things are starting to heat up only now!
Just like how you insulted my family
I will make sure your family is humiliated too!
But your family
looks like it's been humiliated every day!
Get lost!
Look here
You're happy that your sister's married, right?
I am not!
The one who just left.
Isn't that your brother-in-law?
I will murder him
and then kidnap your sister!
What do you say?
If you go straight and take a left
You'll arrive at a cemetery.
You two can go lie down there.
Don't make me hurt you.
Hey!
-Looks like they might be up to something.
-Hey!
Stop joking, partner
-They're morons.
-You can't brush them off like that.
We must remain alert anyway.
Even though they look like idiots!
Hey. Where are they?
They seemed to have forgotten us!
They started the bus
without us, partner!
-Hey! Stop there!
-Hey, you forgot us!
-Hey! Come back
-Hey. Stop the bus!
[popular Tamil song plays]
Look, partner!
They've reached before us!
Careful with the door!
You think you have problems?
Brother! Why did you ditch us?
It would've taken two years
to get here if you had come with us!
Would you look at that, partner?
Where's the groom?
The groom? No idea!
Why did you rush here then?
Did you have a meeting to go to?
Groom! Are you there?
If there's anyone suspicious outside,
tell me immediately!
Go have a look.
He looks suspicious himself!
Go look right away! GO!
-Brother?
-Come here.
Have a look at what he's doing.
Go.
Fine, I'm going.
Wow!
[laughs]
No! Don't drink that!
Thaen, why would you give him water
in such a big vessel?
What if he chokes on it
or something!
Hang on!
Use this straw to sip up the water.
That's it!
Call me if you need anything at all!
[whistling]
How are things?
What is it, brother-in-law?
Want tea or something?
No, thanks.
Oh no! Don't touch that!
-How could you?
-What happened?
It's an old switchboard!
What if you get shocked or something?
Go have a seat.
I'll switch it on.
I'll take care of it! Sit!
Are you getting a breeze?
Get some rest!
Call me if you need anything.
Thaen! Where is your husband?
He's in the restroom.
What? All alone!
-No, I've sent a dozen people with him
-You fool!
Brother-in-law!
Don't go, don't go!
Come back!
I need to pee urgently! Let me go.
-Wait.
-No, no! I'll be back in a minute!
He doesn't get how urgent this is!
Damn it!
Hey! HEY! Open up!
What are you doing?
There's algae on the floor.
I don't want you to slip on it
You can use it now!
Go ahead.
Make sure to close the door.
Come here.
Serve us food.
Thaen, serve your husband first!
I was waiting for him to start.
According to our customs,
we should serve the groom first, right?
Serve him some sambar!
Yeah, yeah. I'll do it.
Go ahead. Eat.
It's getting late.
All good, right?
Thaen! You're serving big pieces of vegetables!
What if he chokes on it and something happens?
Don't eat that! Eat something else
Hey, serve him some poriyal and kootu.
Son-in-law, why are you crying?!
Sambar is spicy, uncle!
[crying]
And why are you crying now?
Even we've never cared for our son so much.
That really makes me cry!
Why is he crying now?
Watching my wife cry is making me cry!
Hey! Why are you crying?
Because I'm so damn hungry!
Ask her to serve me some food!
Hey, Muruga?!
Why are you crying?
That old aristocrat fellow has such a young wife!
The thought of that makes me cry!
And what about you?
I've wanted to leave!
They aren't letting me!
Just shut up and sit tight!
You too? Why are you crying?
Most of the food is over!
What will I take home?
The words aren't coming out, eh?
They'd get mad if I told them.
Why are you crying?
Dad, I don't know who his wife is!
Me or this Postbox Karthi?
He's been taking care of him
ever since we got her!
And why are you crying?
The tears began to flow
when I started thinking about my situation!
Serve the food. Serve it.
I haven't eaten anything since the wedding
and they're crying like it's a funeral!
How could I eat with them?
Hey, stop! Wait!
-Partner, finish your lunch!
-I've had enough!
-How about serving some here?
-It'll come, wait.
The entire family is crying.
You guys aren't even family.
Why are you crying?
That's because
I want to give an explanation
-Go on, go on.
-But, I'm not able to put it in words
I'm sure curses would flow out of my mouth!
Now, get lost before I say something!
Get lost!
Hey, leave the banana and go.
There you go.
Sister-in-law, what's this?
That's for men!
I'm gonna try it then!
My wishes are finally coming true!
-Thaen
-Yes, grandma
Look at how she blushes!
Seeing you blush,
I think you are going to have twins.
-Grandma!
-Mom, come with me.
Why are you here? I told you not to come here.
Go to Selvi's house!
You sleep with me.
Dad can sleep somewhere else!
Start acting your age! Go!
-Hello, Karthi! Hello, sir!
-Welcome! Come sit, Bhai!
If you confirm the wedding order, we'll get it done
You tell us!
-We can serve mutton biryani, gravy, and stew.
-And?
Chicken 65 and some curry
Hey, hey! Don't! It's okay.
I don't know what to do next
We'll deep fry some fish.
What do you say?
Shall we go for the fry?
Do whatever you want!
-And finish with tender coconut pudding!
-Just listening to the menu makes me hungry!
Shall I confirm the order?
Do whatever you want!
Bhai, make sure you keep some sevarotti
for me separately!
Thaen
The cot is pretty old
What if it breaks
and something happens to him?
What do I do?
Look at me
Do you know how beautiful you are
The shantimuhurtam can happen anytime
But if something goes wrong today,
all is lost!
The shantimuhurtam or his life?
Who the hell is that?
Agh! What is it?
Come here. I'll tell you.
Brother-in-law
The astrologer called just now.
Today isn't the right day for the shantimuhurtam.
He suggested pushing it to another day.
Sister, you sleep here.
Let's sleep outside.
Let's go sleep outside.
-Come on.
-Have you lost it, brother?!
Kungumam! My brother-in-law
is far more important than you!
Damn it!
Wait here.
Why did you bring him out?!
The astrologer said the stars were off today--
[crying] Sir!
Sir!
My husband has been in an accident!
I have no one to help me.
You are like my daughter!
And he is like my son-in-law!
One important thing
Panju, come here.
-Sir!
-Panju, careful
Panju, you are like my daughter.
Come here.
Is she like his daughter?
Or is she his daughter for real?
Your dad looks innocent
but has a shady past!
Your maid Panju and your father look the same!
I've always been suspicious!
Push him for an answer.
Don't let this go.
If she's his daughter, then her husband
He's my brother-in-law
The horseman's warning
Was he talking about her husband?
Dad! Come here!
Why is he shouting
-What is it?
-How could you betray my mother?
What? I betrayed your mother?!
-What are you saying?
-Swear on it and tell me the truth!
Isn't Panju your biological daughter?
WHAT?!
Ok, I asked Bhai to keep some sevarotti for me.
How could you accuse me of such a thing
for some sevarotti?
Dad.
Panju's husband is safe!
Apparently, the guy with him got hurt.
I think I blamed him a bit too soon.
Sorry, Dad!
Some son I have!
Hey, partner!
There's so much work at home
Do you really want to talk this over
near a well?
Why did you ask me to come?
Hey partner
I suspected my own father because of you!
Don't worry about it.
Maybe Panju isn't your father's daughter.
-But your father deserves to be under suspicion.
-Partner!
Don't annoy me any further!
I'm confused already!
Why are you confused though?
The two days are almost up.
The horseman's words still haunt me!
This guy is getting on my nerves!
-Today is the second day!
-Partner, you had a dream two days back.
Nothing has happened!
The hunter's case was quite instant!
I feel like something is off with this dream
Why don't you repeat precisely
what he said in your dream?
Go on.
[majestic laughter]
Your sister's husband
Your brother-in-law will die
two days after the wedding!
[laughs]
Your sister's husband
Your brother-in-law will die
two days after the wedding!
-This is how he said it, partner! -Partner, please avoid that laugh
and tell me just the dialogue!
Your sister's husband, brother-in-law
will die two days after the wedding!
Your sister's husband, brother-in-law
will die in two days, isn't it?
Sister's husband, brother-in-law will die
Sister's husband's brother-in-law
Sister's husband's brother-in-law!
Sister's husband's brother-in-law!
Partner! Who is your sister's husband's brother-in-law?
-Who is it?
-You, fool! It's YOU!
Oh, no! Help me!
Someone help!
He's jumped! He's jumped!
Somebody? Anybody?!
Help! My buddy jumped into the well!
Partner! I'll come save you myself!
Partner!
Why did he jump now?
Help me! Help me!
-Help! Help!
-Wait, I'm coming.
Help! Help!
You are okay! You are okay!
You'll make it.
You can't swim, right?
Why did you jump?
Why did you jump?
You can swim!
Why did you shout for help?
I freaked out!
And I did the same and jumped!
-Why did you?
-I was this close to death!
-Come on.
-So deep!
-Partner?
-Come on! Careful.
Was the horseman really talking about me?
I should be cautious today.
Hey, can you turn on the fan?
Why is he bugging me now?
Thaen?
-Thaen?
-What is it?
Switch on the fan for your husband!
Brother-in-law.
She was feeling bad yesterday
and made a fuss about you being close to me.
So you asked her to switch it on
so that she doesn't feel bad, right?
What a great guy!
Run, Uncle! Run!
They are coming with a gun to shoot you!
Oh, no! All the food has gone to waste!
What will I do now?
What do I do?
Have you completely lost your mind? You buffoon!
Look how you've wasted everything!
What do I do now?
What do I do?
Where is Pandi?
You idiot!
Where is Pandi?
Get lost! Go!
All my hard work is ruined!
It's gone to waste!
-Is this your playground?
-Hey! Shut up!
He's destroyed everything for some silly game!
To entertain a few kids with toy pistols,
you put your life on the line
and destroyed the entire house.
You aren't just a normal brother-in-law.
You are a godly brother-in-law!
You lucky bugger! You'll be fine.
I'm the one about to die
Oh, my in-law's home!
Place the banana leaf!
Enjoy the fat goat's
Thigh bone!
Come on! Burst the crackers!
They'll place the rug
So we can socialize!
Come! Let's feast!
Friends and cousins,
Come together!
Partner. Can I have a word?
I'm going to die today anyway!
Whatever little time I have
I want to spend with her!
Silk dhoti, sandalwood,
Greetings with a smile!
They're here to give you all you want!
Watch out for our smart groom!
Silk dhoti, sandalwood, Greetings with a smile!
They're here to give you
All you want!
Watch out for our smart groom!
All our blood relatives are here!
Old feuds have changed!
Hey!
The studded earrings have
Been gifted from home!
Once the booze starts to flow!
Things start to get crazy!
The groom seems to be walking
In a happy stupor!
He seems to be chained
To the folds of her saree!
There are a hundred uncles
In every town!
They came from all over
Just for you!
They've gifted from their
Hearts for your new home!
They've gifted gold, silver,
and more!
The money that's been gifted
Has got to be split now!
Garland him and worship him!
Get rid of the negativity!
Beat the drum!
Beat the drum!
This world should
Dance with us!
Are you dancing in joy?
The town will dance in front of you tomorrow!
Better keep that in your mind.
In order to feast and slurp
Our friends and family await!
Get the best
silk saree ready!
Cover up yourself from the cold!
Dance! Dance!
Wear the garlands!
Pray to God for boundless joy!
I understand. I'll send someone!
Karthi, we need to collect jewels
from the goldsmith. Go get it!
Send someone else, Dad.
He knows you.
He won't hand it over to anyone else. Go!
What's wrong with him?
[phone rings]
-Hello, sir. Tell me!
-Hey, Karithuni.
What are you doing?
I'm eating, sir.
Always! Where's the other one?
His stomach is upset, sir.
He's gone to the toilet!
Eating and toilet.
Do you idiots know nothing else?
Don't shout, sir!
I have good news.
Both her brothers have gone out.
The girl is all alone.
If you come now,
you can easily kidnap her.
Like how you steal the boiled egg from biriyani.
Okay, hang up! I'm coming.
Alright, alright, sir!
Son-in-law!
Here. Drink this.
We are just throwing out
the excess onions, brother.
I didn't even ask you anything.
I knew you would ask, that's why.
And I will kill you!
Is this how you carry onions? Idiots!
Carry it on your shoulders!
Onions are costly these days.
Go now. You shouldn't keep it down
until you reach the shop.
-Go!
-We're safe as long as this idiot is here.
Come, come!
-Are you sure you kidnapped the right person?
-Yes, sir.
If you made some mistake,
I'd rip you apart!
Dump her in the boot!
Open it.
Open it.
Come on.
Come on, dump her.
Everyone get in! Let's go!
-Get in, get in.
-Let's go.
-Hey, get in.
-Give me space.
Move, move.
Stop, stop!
How did he get here?
There they are.
Are they the ones chasing to kill me?
-Come on then!
-What is he saying?
He's asking us to fight him, sir.
I'm anyway going to die as I did in my dreams.
Let me face this.
Get down, everyone.
Finish him off.
I'll get going with the girl.
-Hey, you start the vehicle.
-Okay, brother.
Let's go! Boss has asked us to finish him off.
Come on. Let's finish him off.
Hey, wait.
I'll kill you!
Stop! Don't run!
Hey!
Who are you guys?
How dare you touch my brother-in-law!
If you touch him, that's it!
I've been noticing since yesterday.
Something's been bothering you.
Who are these people?
Brother-in-law
I'll die as in my dreams.
Even if what you say is true,
your elder brother is also
technically my brother-in-law, right?
Hey, Karthi!
I heard a guest who came
to attend the wedding met with an accident.
They said it was pretty bad.
I'm glad you are okay.
Be safe. Stay alert!
Brother-in-law
Brother-in-law! Please wait.
Brother-in-law Wait.
Be patient.
Call my brother and check on him!
I forgot my phone!
Wait! Don't be in a hurry!
Wait
Wait, don't run!
Nothing would have happened to him. Wait!
Hey, there!
Did some accident happen here?
-Brother
-Hey, Karthi!
[lamenting]
What will I do!
Hello.
Look at what's happened!
Mom
Oh, Mom!
Let me go!
They got the wrong girl!
I don't do anything without reason.
Tie the mangalsutra.
Please let me go!
-Brother, please.
-Hey, come on.
Are you sure? Shall I?
-Go on, tie it.
-Give it.
No! No! Please!
Let me go. Please!
Let me go! Leave me!
Bless you!
Mom
Why would I kidnap a married woman?
I decided the moment
I saw her in the temple.
That she is the one I'll kidnap.
How is this!
Mom
-Brother!
-Hey!
Kill them all.
Don't let him go.
Kill him!
Hey! Kill him.
Hey, take him away.
Hey, let me go.
Don't thrash him.
Stop right there!
If you run away,
who'll I fight with?
Manjula
There's so much fighting happening around.
And your husband is punching a tree!
Does it hurt?
Let's be happy he's
at least hitting something.
Very happy!
What did I do to you?
I want to join the fight too! Let me go!
Wow!
Thaen, look at how well
your husband is fighting!
You ok? Get up!
Karthi
Karthi
Hey, wait!
I'm coming.
-Brother! Are you okay?
-Get him!
-Dear Keep quiet, Mother-in-Law!
-Leave my daughter alone.
Don't call me that! You idiot!
Damn it! What do you think of yourself?
You look like a monkey,
and you wish for my daughter.
All this fighting, and your husband
is just walking through all this alone!
Hey, you random fighter!
-What?
-That guy in the checked shirt is my husband.
-Don't hit him, please!
-Watch me now!
Please don't hit him!
And he's hit him!
This was well planned.
You dumb idiot! You bald fool!
-Are you deaf?
-Stop talking, Aunty.
You better let her go,
or else I'll kill you myself!
We'll go home soon, darling!
-Let her go.
-Dear
No weapons in this fight!
So dull!
Enough of this!
Kill him with the billhook.
Oh no! They are really doing it!
Tamil
Oh, brother!
Dad, Dad!
Oh no! He's hit him.
You moron!
Hey! STOP IT!
It's me you want.
Come! Kill me!
-Get me!
-Give me a minute. I'll kill him.
Stab me, common!
Come on! Kill me!
Get me that billhook!
Kill me!
Let's go! Throw him the weapons!
Wait Who stabbed him?
Let's go! Throw him the weapons!
Brother
Your sister's husband
Your brother-in-law will die
within two days of his marriage.
I've made a terrible mistake!
Forgive me, please!
My instructions got him killed!
Oh, brother!
My family has no heir now!
Come here! Lift him!
Come and lift him.
That guy tied a mangalsutra
to your brother-in-law's sister.
So he's technically his brother-in-law.
Your dream came true!
And he died!
It all works out!
-Brother-in-law
-Oh, yes. What you said came true!
Don't you dare dream of me.
Even if you do,
wake up halfway!
Oh no! My daughter's life is ruined!
Who will marry my daughter after all this?
Aunty, can I say something?
If you are okay,
I'll marry your daughter.
Oh wow didn't see that coming!
What a sixer!
Do you approve?
Thank you so much!
I approve of this!
Okay.
Even I approve!
Let's get it going, then!
Ask if the bride is okay with it!
Kodi, do you give your consent?
That's that, then! She has agreed!
Karthi has a generous heart!
Hey Karthi, my dear --
-I have--
-She just wants to congratulate him.
Congratulate him through WhatsApp.
Why does the horseman come in his dreams?
He kept predicting the deaths
The town's hunter, Marimuthu, will die.
They were drinking the night before he died.
The day before the wedding, he drank
And he had the dream again.
He drank toddy during his school days
No, no, what about when he was a kid!
Something is wrong. So confusing!
-Father-in-law!
-Yes.
Sit here for a minute.
Does Karthi have the habit of drinking alcohol?
No, no! He's too weak for all that.
I just remembered!
When he was a child
Which one is the tonic?
This is not it
Not this either
This is it!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Mom asked me to drink the cough syrup!
But this is mine.
Fool, go now!
Idiot!
He drank alcohol,
thinking it was cough syrup!
So if he drinks,
he gets those dreams!
Why is he running?
Today is your day!
The day your dreams came true!
You wooed Kodimalar.
I won't stop you today.
Let's drink.
I don't want it!
You guys go ahead
What? You don't want to?
You'll say this
and then steal my booze later!
I did that the other day
because I was tense!
-Just go for it.
-No need!
You drank because you were tense the other day.
Drink today in happiness.
Just go for it, I say!
Cheers!
[majestic laughter]