Dolly Deadly (2016) Movie Script
1
Mommy loves you.
Oh, baby.
It's just you,
me, and our dolls.
We don't need nobody else.
Don't look at this, you
can't have that yet.
Pretty soon, couple years.
Sweet, sweet mommy juice.
Alright, baby, mommy
has to go get beautiful.
So you stay with
our dolls, okay?
Our easy, easy peasy.
Espanola, safety instructions.
24 hours before use,
allergy test, irritation,
well-ventilated.
Heck with it.
Fuckin'.
Benji, are you hungry?
Hold on, baby.
Mommy's got some food for you!
You want a chip?
Baby, you like that?
Oh, that's mommy's
favorite, too.
This shit burns.
The price of beauty.
This is really burning, Benji.
What?
What the fuck?
Oh, my god!
What the fuck?
Oh, my god.
Benji!
Come on.
If you'd like $200 worth,
I'll throw in a loofa
and a chapstick.
Mm.
If you bought $300 worth, you
get lipstick on top of that.
Ow!
Can I have the orange one
you tried on me earlier?
I think we
can work that out for you.
Next time, I think I'll
get the wrinkle melter.
Mm-hmm!
It really works.
Yeah?
You just gotta be
careful, because the
chemicals will burn
your face right off.
It really will, I'm not kidding.
Will it burn off some age?
No.
Goddamnit, mitzi, don't you
see me watchin' TV over here?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up, yourself.
Hey, is that Benji?
Mm-hmm.
He's getting big.
Yeah, big pain in my ass!
Must've been
hard takin' him in,
after Tina lyn's accident.
Well, she certainly
was a weird one,
and he is just like her.
Hey, Benji.
Nice dancing, Benji.
Keep it up, doll boy.
That's so great.
Come on, doll boy, dance.
Nice dancing, Benji.
Woo-hoo.
Oh, crystal,
honey, could you come
and take this to your mother?
She forgot it.
Thank you, dear.
Benji, what the hell happened?
You're a mess!
You get in the house
and get cleaned up!
And you'd better not
get any on the carpet!
Here's your girlfriend, Kenny.
I'm gonna grow a beard.
We've been in here so
long, haven't we, Jimmy?
Yes, we have.
We both have big beards.
I just shaved.
Woo!
Yeah, that's some
real nice shootin'.
Draggin' his ass on
the carpet, this dog.
I think it's worms.
Goddamn,
that shit ain't contagious?
No!
Never been so
fucking embarrassed
at the little asshole
was covered in paint,
and dancing for his dolls.
Got any hot sauce?
Hey, asshole!
What?
You don't do shit around here.
The least you could
do is go talk to him,
and try and turn him
into some kind of man.
Either that or go get a job.
Goddamnit.
Quit jackin' off in there!
I'm not!
What'd you do, flush
yourself down the toilet?
You wearin' your panties
in the tub again?
Get out of there!
How many times have I
told you about that?
Now, come on, get out
of there, right now!
The monster's
gonna suck me down the drain!
Get out!
Get out!
I got somethin' I gotta
talk to you about.
Now you come on out here.
Take a look at these.
Ew!
Quit fuckin' around
with them dolls!
Don't know what the hell
I'm gonna do with you.
Oh.
Look, all this stuff
you got in here,
this artsy, craftsy shit?
That stuff is for girls.
These dolls.
It ain't right for a little
boy to be playin' with dolls.
Come on now.
Here, give me that.
You and me, we're gonna take
care of this right now, alright?
Stop, that's my mom!
Your mom's dead.
Let go, let go, goddamnit!
Let go!
All of this, down.
Down, down.
Stop!
Listen to me.
Listen to me!
Don't take down my art!
Listen to me!
Your grandmother
doesn't want you
fuckin' around with
this stuff anymore.
What your grandmother
says, goes.
That's my meal
ticket, now sit down!
You know what?
I'm done with this.
I love you, mom.
Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen.
Who would like to volunteer
for my next trick?
You there, in the front row.
Come on down!
I won!
So exciting, oh, my gosh!
As you can see, I have
no tricks up my sleeves.
No!
Now, for my next
trick, I'll turn
a member of the
audience into a cat.
Alakazam!
There's this game called half-life,
and on the zombie mode,
there's these things
that people keep saying
they're turkeys, but
they're head crabs.
They jump on your head, and
they turn you into zombies.
Get a fuckin' job,
it would be nice.
I'm tired of me, takin' on
all this shit, on myself.
Always have to make the
money, go out every mornin'.
I'm just sick of it,
just fuckin' sick of it.
Tell you what, if I
were a fuckin' TV,
you'd probably pay a little
bit more attention to me, huh?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Probably not.
Tell you what,
darlin', I'm tired
of bein' your
fuckin' sugar mama.
Hey!
What?
Not you.
The hell you talkin'
to, over there?
My friends.
You hear that, mitz?
Friends.
What friends?
All I see over here
is a bunch of goddamn dolls!
Woo!
But the dolls are my friends.
Friends.
How about I take one of your
friends here, and I smother
your ass with it, so I don't
have to listen to you talkin'
and gagglin' with them all day?
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, I was just
messin' with ya.
Geez.
Mitz, why'd you
have to raise your
granddaughter to
be such a pansy?
His mom did that,
not my fuckin' fault.
Come on, now.
Eat your breakfast.
I'm goin' to work.
Bye, grandma.
Benji, go play and take
your fuckin' dolls with you.
Okay.
Gotta let these people know.
'Cause I know, I know
they're usin' it to find me.
I tried to warn all you.
Joan, you don't believe me.
I know the truth.
Don't believe me though.
They told me that's a tracker.
If I let the other one,
I left out one in obeche.
Still there.
I'm ready!
I'm gonna have my revenge.
I'm gonna have it.
The kind of
culture we live in now.
I was reading a story about
woman in Portland, Oregon.
Recently, pulled him out of
public school,
because of bullying.
Her perception of
bullying, the child's
perception of bullying,
what have you.
She is bringing suit
against the public
school system.
This kind of activity...
Goddamnit, I'm beginning
to get a little bit
upset reading about
it all the time.
I don't know what kind of court
would entertain such a thing.
Benji.
Hi, mommy.
I'm so happy to see you, mommy.
Oh, sorry.
Catch anything yet?
No.
Oh, man.
Let me tell you
something, little buddy.
I was fishing here
about 12 years ago.
Caught a mermaid.
She dragged me in the water,
she almost drowned my ass.
Just as I was
half-conscious, she brought
me back to shore,
and she revived me.
I don't believe you.
I swear to you, buddy.
I swear to ya.
She said, "do unto others",
"as you would have
them do unto you."
I never forgot that.
Even two years ago,
when aliens came down,
they took me, they took my
wife, and then they took me.
I tried to tell
them the same thing.
I said, "you've
gotta treat others"
"how you want to be treated."
They didn't listen.
They didn't listen.
They put them probes in my
ass, they did all them tests,
and they put me back down here.
Are you telling me you
got abducted by aliens?
But I told 'em one more thing,
before they brought me back.
I said, "I'm gonna
have my revenge."
Revenge?
Really?
Yes, sir, little man.
Yes, sir.
Sometimes you just
gotta get your revenge.
And revenge is sweet.
Remember that.
Revenge is sweet.
There a dog in there?
Hey, get over here, kid.
What're you doing?
Have a seat.
Hi, I came for the dog.
Hold on, first of all,
what's your damn name, kid?
Benji.
Benji, huh?
Doesn't sound very macho to me.
Now, what dog you talkin' about?
The dog I heard barking.
What, the dog behind you?
Yeah.
That's my wet dog.
Hey, dog.
This is my favorite
goddamn show on TV.
You don't see that?
It's called mash continues.
That's my favorite character
right there, his name is ruford.
He's a big 'en.
Why does he stink so bad?
Well, it smells so bad
'cause we both got damn worms.
That and, well, I
do have chlamydia,
and, yeah, all the anal sweat,
and festering snot and man
batter that's been cloudin'
up this damn couch of mine.
Oh, that and the
masons jars filled
with festering urine,
it might be that.
I do have crotch rot.
I'm sure that doesn't
help much either.
Oh, I got a closet
full of dirty diapers,
that has maggots all over it.
Might be that.
Or it might be the shedding
skin on my testicle sack.
Could be that.
Anyway, kid, they
call me rock bottom.
I don't know if
you know who I am,
but I'm real famous
down there in Tijuana.
I used to open up
for the donkey show.
You know what the
donkey show is, boy?
Nah, it don't matter.
I tell you what,
since you're here,
why don't you let me treat
you to some damn comedy?
You can be my live audience.
Sound good?
Okay.
Buckle up.
How you doin', folks?
My name is rock bottom.
Rock is my middle name,
bottom's my last name,
and my first name is beyond.
Anyway, I'm glad you could
make it here tonight.
You guys look like
a real live bunch.
So anyway, I just moved
out of these shitty,
ghetto, low income
apartments, where I've spent
the last decade,
being depressed.
I always hear about
poor folk who, somehow,
manage to acquire
wealth and give back
to their hometown and
their communities.
Lately, I've been
fantasizing about the day
I become rich, and
I'm asked to give back
to my hometown of
modesto, California.
Then, the fantasy
gets really intense,
because I know when
they ask me to give back
to the community, I'm
gonna say, "fuck no!"
"What fuckin' community?
"The fuckin' community
that made me depressed?
"The hometown that
broke into my car,
"twice a week, and
stole my fuckin' stereo?
"The community that
had me on food stamps,
"'cause I couldn't
get a fuckin' job?
"'Cause there's no opportunity
in that scum-ridden,
"skin tack neck,
pus-billed, cyst boil,
"inbreeding capitola
of California?
"You want me to give
back to that community?
"You want me to give back to the
"hometown that
gave me hepatitis?
"I was infested with the
most gruesome tweaker,
"crackhead, cousin-humping,
scab-scraping, anal-raping,
"crumb-bum dirtbags, with
more tattoos than teeth?
"You want me to give
back to that community?"
"Sure, how much?"
"You take a check?"
Anyway, I'm glad you could
make it here tonight.
You guys look like
a real live bunch.
So anyway, I just
started online dating.
I went to this top dating
site in the nation,
and I guess I was desperate,
because I was filling
out a profile, you know,
'cause I wanted to meet
some girls, 'cause I hadn't
had sexual intercourse
in at least five years.
So I started this profile,
and entered my information,
uploaded a photo.
Things were goin' great, I was
already gettin' the matches,
with the kind of girls that
have similar interests.
Everything was goin'
great, but the last thing
they had me enter,
was my annual income.
I was like, "I
don't want to lie",
"'cause if I go on a
date with this girl,"
"she's gonna know I don't
have that much money."
I told the truth, and I
entered my annual income.
Moments later, when the page
was loading, and they ended
up matching me up with a couch
and a bottle of hand lotion.
I'm a fucking
world-class comedian.
I'm a comedian.
I'm a fuckin' comedian.
I'm a fuckin' comedian.
I'm not a comedian,
I'm a fuckin' comedian.
I'm a fuckin', I'm
a fuckin' comedian.
You know what?
Get out!
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out
of my comedy club,
and take that snuffly,
wet dog with ya!
Get out, and don't look back.
Get the f out, now, and
don't look back, ever!
What games
do you like to play?
I like to play this game where
you're a cowboy, and
you have a horse.
You can walk or you can
ride on the horse, but...
Brought you a snack.
Did you shit your pants?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
What the hell is that?
You brought a
fucking dog in here.
Donald?
It's gunner.
What?
Get your ass in here!
What?
Get the...
Whoa.
Get it the fuck out of here.
Oh, my god,
it smells like shit.
Benji, Benji, give me that dog.
Fucking disgusting!
I'll wash him!
Benji, that's a dog
that smells like poo-poo,
he's gotta go out of the house.
I'll wash him!
I'll wash him!
Let go, Benji!
Let go of him!
Goddamn, I am not gonna
clean that carpet,
don't you even ask me to.
Bringin' a fuckin' dog home.
I hate you!
Oh, god, it smells.
Can't handle this fuckin' kid.
The mother dies and I'm stuck
with the little bastard.
You know what?
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him.
I'm gonna kill him and
send it back to his mother.
Hey, hey.
Baby, help.
Mitz?
Shut up!
Shut up!
I've had it with you!
I've had it with you and
your fucking little dolls!
Grandma?
Just go to sleep, Benji.
Mommy, I'm home.
Benji!
Welcome home, dear.
Hope you had a
wonderful day at work.
You bet, but I couldn't
wait to get home.
Aww.
Now, take a load
off, because mommy
has a special surprise for you.
I sure hope you're hungry,
'cause I made all your favorites.
Hi, Benji.
Is everything tasty?
Delicious.
Good, 'cause I
just want everything
to be perfect for
my little doll.
I love you, son.
I love you, mommy.
Fuck.
Why settle for a
realistic rubber dong,
when you have the
real shit right here?
It's bigger than
the one you got.
It's not what it looks
like, you fuckin' freak.
Shit or get off
the pot, Benji.
Get out of there, Benji!
Don't stand there with
the 'frigerator open.
You're gonna catch pneumonia.
Hey.
Now, either grab somethin'
or get out of the kitchen!
Oh, quit acting like I beat
you, just disappear for the day.
Turn the damn thing down.
You talk so goddamn loud.
By the power invested in
me, I now pronounce you saved!
Hallelujah!
What are you doing?
Baptizing my dolls.
Are you gonna get baptized?
Grandma mitzi
said mom's in hell.
What does that
have to do with anything?
If I get baptized,
I'll never see her again.
Oh.
Well, will you baptize me?
Okay.
Away with you demons!
Did it work?
I think so.
Hey, turds!
I can't believe you're
hanging out with him.
I'm not.
See you later, freak.
Mm.
Not filling in your eyebrows
is like getting dressed
without any shoes.
Let's see.
Now, just remember, they're
sisters, and not twins.
So your products, don't
they test on animals?
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, thank god.
I just wanted to make sure that
it wasn't gonna do
anything bad to my skin.
Do you have anything
for my freckles?
Oh, we certainly do.
This wrinkle cream has
been specially formulated,
for wrinkles, but
they found that it has
great results for
unwanted imperfections.
Hmm.
Oh, honey, no, no.
Now, this may tingle a bit,
but that just
means it's working.
Oh, it does tingle.
Feeling alright?
Uh, it's burning a little bit.
Oh, well, good.
I think we'd better
take care of that now.
Let's just wipe this off now.
It looks like it's
doing just wonderful.
There we go.
Now, close your eyes, so we
don't get it in your eyes.
There we go.
Oh, well, my!
Be careful there, honey.
Let's just cover some
of this up, dear,
and then you'll be ready to go.
Oh, yes.
You are definitely
gonna love my products.
Oh, you look
absolutely gorgeous.
Alright, how do I look?
Well, let's take a look-see.
Ooh, I love it.
I'll take it all.
Do you take ebt?
I sure do.
Benji!
Benji!
Benji, get your ass out of bed!
Get your fucking ass up now.
We gotta go.
Why?
I said, let's go, now!
Where are we going?
We're gonna go pick
up Donald's stupid ass.
That bastard thinks he can
sit around the house all day,
and then fuck around
with the bar at night.
Well, he's got
another thing comin'!
I didn't work this hard
to become district manager
of Dolly face, to put
up with this bullshit!
Should be just loungin'
around on a beach somewhere,
with a Margarita in one hand,
a tropical drink in the other.
But no, no, no, no.
I get to be here with
you two shitheads.
Oh, lucky, lucky me!
Bastard.
Do you love Donald?
Put some chapstick on.
Now, sit down and don't move.
I'll be right back.
No, I'm workin' late.
No, I promise, I ain't
doin' nothing bad.
Hey, fuck you!
Oh, no, no, not you, darlin'.
Oh, no, no, don't
worry about it.
It's alright.
No, no, no.
Oh, don't get that way.
You're wet.
Right.
I'm lookin' for a new friend.
A new friend?
Anyone in particular?
I don't know, I
guess we'll see.
Enjoying yourself, sweetie?
Hey, baby, how you doin'?
Get real!
Come on.
Come here, don't...
What the fuck
are you doing here?
I'm just blowin'
off some steam here!
It's just a, she's
a friend of mine.
I see that!
You are fuckin'
off your rocker!
That's why I love you, baby!
Oh, baby, I love
you, too, baby.
Go home now.
Are you taking me?
Just walk.
But it's cold out there.
You'll be fine.
I made it home.
I'm hungry, I gotta
find myself some food.
Ooh, pa-sketti.
We are the creeps,
the weirdos and freaks
the ones who make
the world afraid
ooh!
I love this song.
We are the ones
who know who we are
unlike the people
you think you are
you try so hard to fit in
you're shit scared
of looking within
strangest of strangers
weirdest of weirdos
queerest of queers
you're more than welcome here
crazy, crazy, hey, hey
just the way we're meant to be
crazy, crazy, hey, hey
take me.
I know I love you.
Where do you
think you're going?
Come on, let's go!
Just like you used to
do, when you were little.
Let's go!
Show us what you got, Benji.
Show us what you got!
Shake it up, Benji!
Woo, Benji, you got it!
You got the moves, Benji!
Oh, baby.
Where you goin'?
Such a cute doggy.
I love you so much.
Doggy?
Benji?
You're doing great, Benji.
Benji?
Benji?
Benji?
Benji?
Benji, have you been crying?
What's the matter?
No one loves me.
I love you, Benji.
We all love you.
But everyone's mean to me.
We can fix that.
How?
Kill them.
Kill them?
Yes, Benji.
Kill them all.
Not again.
Hi, welcome
to our little family.
Would you like to
come into our house,
and see how happy we are?
Oh, what a wonderful father
I am, to my daughter.
You've
never been a good father.
You make me do
weird, creepy things.
Why do I have to give you
a sponge bath every night?
Ew!
I lovingly saved you
from that stroller in the park.
You killed my mother.
I would have a mother,
if it wasn't for you.
I just dug a
giant hole, and she fell in it.
Oh, I like that,
that looks funny.
Maybe even for
all those tattoos.
I could do that.
Me and Julie were down by
the creek, and we saw a lizard.
It was really cool.
Who the hell is Julie?
One of my dolls.
Benji.
Ow!
Now look what you made me do!
Go get me another one!
Poison
her, poison your grandma.
Poison her.
No way, I can't poison her.
That's mean.
Goodbye.
Hi, miss mitzi.
Oh, hi, kids.
Hey, Benji, we found something
cool we want to show ya.
That's okay, I'm busy.
Oh, just go play
with the kids.
It's better than those
ratty, old dolls.
But grandma, I hate them.
What did I say about
calling me grandma?
Now, go play.
You're gonna love this, Benji.
Come on in, Benji.
No.
Get in there!
What do you think, Benji?
Hold still.
You're gonna look beautiful,
just like your little Dolly.
Stop!
There you are!
Beautiful!
Can you take it
where you want to be
crying so loud
Will you fall down for
me, living can be dull
nothing's wrong,
nothing's wrong
I feel myself dissolve,
it's so popular now
Oh!
I guess them
magazines didn't work.
I think he looks cute.
Do a little turn there, Benji.
Shit.
Shut up!
Poor baby!
He's embarrassed.
Benji?
Benji?
Whoa!
You made me drop
my candy, jerkwad.
Can I have some?
You can eat the
ones on the ground.
Really?
Okay.
I can't believe you're
actually eating those.
Here, check this out.
What the hell?
Where'd you get this.
I found it in that
old, rundown trailer.
There's more, too.
Yeah, right.
I'm serious, go check!
If I go there, and you're
lying, I'm gonna kill you.
Cross my heart.
You're weird, dude.
Ow!
Later, asswipe.
Keep talkin' that crap.
Holy crap, doll
boy wasn't kidding.
Benji?
You dick.
Please stop.
Mommy.
Grandma, can I sleep
with you tonight?
I'm lonely.
I don't care.
What's wrong, baby?
I don't know, I just miss mom.
Benji!
You were a baby when she died.
You have no right to miss her.
She was my daughter.
If anybody has a right
to miss her, it's me.
Now, I don't want to
hear anymore about it.
Okay.
Surprised to see me?
Geez, calm down.
Can't believe you
actually killed me, dude.
It's lame in hell.
All there is to do is eat vegan
cheese and drink diet soda.
I tried to kill myself once,
but I was already dead.
But I don't need to
tell you that now, do I?
It's not like on TV?
Nope, no cenobites,
no cool robot devil,
no black metal blaring.
Really?
You know, I was kind of hoping
I could at least
possess someone.
You know, like make a hot chick
do herself with a
cross or something.
Hey, man, you alright?
Hey, kid, you alright?
Yeah.
Hey, kid, you know
what time it is?
You better get on home.
Okay.
What?
Do you like it?
What the, holy shit!
Benji.
Donald, you're so weird.
You little pecker!
Cut this shit out, right now!
Do you hear me now?
You listen to me now, goddamnit.
You little shit!
Stop it.
Benji, stop.
I'm gonna throw up.
Benji!
Stop spinnin' this
goddamn chair, right now.
Pecker!
Get me out of here!
I'm gonna throw up.
Give me something to be sick in.
Oh, Jesus, what is this?
What is this getup
you got goin' on here?
Mitzi!
Mitzi, will you help me
with this goddamn kid?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
You gonna kill me with your
little art project, Benji?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go on, then!
Show me that you got some
fuckin' balls, for
once in your life.
Do it!
You little fuck!
You little pecker!
No, stop!
Stop it!
Oh, you little, ah!
Kill, kill, kill him, kill!
Oh!
Oh, god!
Fuckin' dolls.
Hooray, Benji.
Benji, you did it.
Fuck is it so dark in here?
Drunk bastard.
What the hell are
you doing in here?
Get your ass out here,
it's my bathroom!
Get me a drink!
Now, won't you be
a doll and get my
foot bath ready for me, honey?
And don't forget the bubbles!
Mm!
Mm!
Oh, not enough scotch!
Where the fuck the little
fruit loop get that doll?
Benji.
Donald, Donald.
Donald.
Donald, wake the fuck up.
Something, something is wrong.
Benji, is that you?
Benji.
Honey, help your grandma,
help your grandma up.
Benji, you little fuck!
What the fuck did you do to me?
Bring out your dead,
bring out your dead
the streets are pouring
they're filled
with decay, we wait
until our hands are blistered
we are the few
911, what is your emergency?
Yeah, the trailer
across the street's lit
up like a Christmas tree.
Do you know if
anyone is still in the trailer?
Well, I don't know.
Some kid come out with a
bunch of dolls or something,
and then kaboom!
Everything just went up.
Update to what is now
being called the Dolly
deadly murder spree.
This morning, in a
rural part of the state,
two bodies...
The killer burnt
down the trailer,
then disappeared.
So far, the fire has
destroyed an entire block.
Three people were
killed last night in,
what authorities are calling
the, Dolly deadly murders.
It's been three weeks, since
the bodies of two adults,
and one, young male
child have been found.
Authorities
discovered the victims
were not killed in the fire.
They were murdered by their
eight year old grandson,
with what appeared
to be doll parts.
I knew that there was
somethin' wrong with him.
He was always
playin' with dolls.
I even told Martha how
strange he was behaving.
I can't believe Benji
would do something like this.
I mean, you guys
are best friends.
Mm-hmm.
Aww.
What's the world coming to now?
Have you guys heard
about this Dolly
deadly murder spree?
I mean, seriously,
there's this kid, who's,
he's dressed like a
raggedy Ann or something.
It'd be really interesting
to get his brain,
and really look at it, and
see what's going on there.
He probably doesn't have a
lot of empathy, so perhaps,
he couldn't understand
what he was actually doing,
and he was just reacting
on his own pain.
But, man, it's a big deal
to kill three people,
especially at eight years old.
This is what police
believe Benji would
look like now.
Over the years,
I've added quite a few
pieces to the collection.
This is one of my
favorite purchases.
It was actually one of
Benji's original dolls.
It was quite a expensive
purchase on eBay.
Like, he killed, like,
all of his parents,
and like, he killed, like,
a bunch of other people.
It's just like really sad.
Like, I understand why,
but like, at the same time,
like, parents are bad
parents, if, like,
they're letting their
kids dress up in, like,
girl's clothes and
play with dolls.
It's just not good.
Watch me work it,
in my hooker shoes
oh, watch me work it,
in my hooker shoes, shoes
shoes, shoes, shoes
Everybody clap it up for our
entertainer, Veronica lakeside!
You look amazing tonight!
Thank you for coming.
Lovely, loved it.
Thanks for that failed
attempt at makeup.
But, you know what,
since we're talking
about failed attempts at makeup,
let's go ahead and introduce
our next entertainer.
Dolly, oh, boy.
She is so talented.
You put your hands together
for her, because she could sit
on a lollipop and get the
damn flavor, every time.
Miss Dolly deadly!
Come on up to the stage.
We are the creeps,
the weirdos and freaks
the ones who make
the world complete
who like to skip,
and stand, and stare
wait to laugh and
go with the flow
we are the ones
who know who we are
unlike the people
you think you are
you try so hard to fit in
you're shit scared
of looking within
strangest of strangers
weirdest of weirdos
queerest of queers
you're more than welcome here
crazy, crazy, hey, hey
just the way we're meant to be
crazy, crazy, hey, hey
from the twisted family
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
freaks
We did it, mama.
We did it.
It's just you, and
me, and our dolls.
We don't need nobody else.
I haven't slept for days, my
mind is workin' like a whore
it's me on top of the
world, I'm escalated for sure
it's my crazy showing,
oh, god, take my brain away
left in the dark so long
you're 'bout to
ash up in the day
let the voices take me away
in my head I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
in my head I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
in my head I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
in my head I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
I can't play, I
can't stay awake
I can't stop
I can't do nothin' but think
I can't shut the fuck up
I can't breathe
the party's never
all done, I can't leave
I'm blind, this feeling's
makin' me dance, and I cry
this pain is like a romance
in my head, I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
but that's the beautiful baby
in my head, I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
in my head, I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
I live my life in the
realms of only black and white
I never stopped dwelling
intoxicated by
dreams, reality is trite
can't ever tell the real thing
the way I see truth
is like a fuckin' circus
the speed of thinking, it
makes some people nervous
I'm holding today,
tomorrow, I'll be hopeless
just let me live
in this lipstick mess
I can't sleep,
I can't stay awake
I can't stop
I can't do nothin' but think
I can't shut the fuck up
I can't breathe
the party's never
all done, I can't leave
I'm blind, this feeling's
makin' me dance, and I cry
this pain is like a romance
in my head, I'm
a god, I'm a star
but that's the beautiful mania
in my head, I'm
a god, I'm a star
in my head, I'm
a god, I'm a star
in my head, I'm
a god, I'm a star
He likes to imagine
a life, not so far away
smiling 'cause he
knows the plan to see
lights the road to better days
those kind of coys, other boys
they're short and
make you enemies
who hate what they
don't understand
the victim who
falls asleep as a boy
awakes as a dangerous man
to a Rouge for your bruise
for a reminder under his eye
makeup and dolls
aren't so weird to him
they're the only
ones that played nice
small plastic life
enabled boy to survive
for your love is your weapon
your pain is your fire
a god-building homunculi
Voices that echo
inside of his head
they lose gradual reality
out of the frying
pan and into the fire
it's a rumor
the devil toes the line
Mommy don't turn away from me
not when your baby
boy is on a roll
it's counter-intuitive
to love your enemies
'cause it's so
satisfying when they bleed
play games with the devil,
when the dumb boy's age
but not a skinny,
little four foot, three
now, we need blankets
for triage and units abound
it's a bloody show
know where to go
now that the
devil's on a roll
Mommy loves you.
Oh, baby.
It's just you,
me, and our dolls.
We don't need nobody else.
Don't look at this, you
can't have that yet.
Pretty soon, couple years.
Sweet, sweet mommy juice.
Alright, baby, mommy
has to go get beautiful.
So you stay with
our dolls, okay?
Our easy, easy peasy.
Espanola, safety instructions.
24 hours before use,
allergy test, irritation,
well-ventilated.
Heck with it.
Fuckin'.
Benji, are you hungry?
Hold on, baby.
Mommy's got some food for you!
You want a chip?
Baby, you like that?
Oh, that's mommy's
favorite, too.
This shit burns.
The price of beauty.
This is really burning, Benji.
What?
What the fuck?
Oh, my god!
What the fuck?
Oh, my god.
Benji!
Come on.
If you'd like $200 worth,
I'll throw in a loofa
and a chapstick.
Mm.
If you bought $300 worth, you
get lipstick on top of that.
Ow!
Can I have the orange one
you tried on me earlier?
I think we
can work that out for you.
Next time, I think I'll
get the wrinkle melter.
Mm-hmm!
It really works.
Yeah?
You just gotta be
careful, because the
chemicals will burn
your face right off.
It really will, I'm not kidding.
Will it burn off some age?
No.
Goddamnit, mitzi, don't you
see me watchin' TV over here?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up, yourself.
Hey, is that Benji?
Mm-hmm.
He's getting big.
Yeah, big pain in my ass!
Must've been
hard takin' him in,
after Tina lyn's accident.
Well, she certainly
was a weird one,
and he is just like her.
Hey, Benji.
Nice dancing, Benji.
Keep it up, doll boy.
That's so great.
Come on, doll boy, dance.
Nice dancing, Benji.
Woo-hoo.
Oh, crystal,
honey, could you come
and take this to your mother?
She forgot it.
Thank you, dear.
Benji, what the hell happened?
You're a mess!
You get in the house
and get cleaned up!
And you'd better not
get any on the carpet!
Here's your girlfriend, Kenny.
I'm gonna grow a beard.
We've been in here so
long, haven't we, Jimmy?
Yes, we have.
We both have big beards.
I just shaved.
Woo!
Yeah, that's some
real nice shootin'.
Draggin' his ass on
the carpet, this dog.
I think it's worms.
Goddamn,
that shit ain't contagious?
No!
Never been so
fucking embarrassed
at the little asshole
was covered in paint,
and dancing for his dolls.
Got any hot sauce?
Hey, asshole!
What?
You don't do shit around here.
The least you could
do is go talk to him,
and try and turn him
into some kind of man.
Either that or go get a job.
Goddamnit.
Quit jackin' off in there!
I'm not!
What'd you do, flush
yourself down the toilet?
You wearin' your panties
in the tub again?
Get out of there!
How many times have I
told you about that?
Now, come on, get out
of there, right now!
The monster's
gonna suck me down the drain!
Get out!
Get out!
I got somethin' I gotta
talk to you about.
Now you come on out here.
Take a look at these.
Ew!
Quit fuckin' around
with them dolls!
Don't know what the hell
I'm gonna do with you.
Oh.
Look, all this stuff
you got in here,
this artsy, craftsy shit?
That stuff is for girls.
These dolls.
It ain't right for a little
boy to be playin' with dolls.
Come on now.
Here, give me that.
You and me, we're gonna take
care of this right now, alright?
Stop, that's my mom!
Your mom's dead.
Let go, let go, goddamnit!
Let go!
All of this, down.
Down, down.
Stop!
Listen to me.
Listen to me!
Don't take down my art!
Listen to me!
Your grandmother
doesn't want you
fuckin' around with
this stuff anymore.
What your grandmother
says, goes.
That's my meal
ticket, now sit down!
You know what?
I'm done with this.
I love you, mom.
Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen.
Who would like to volunteer
for my next trick?
You there, in the front row.
Come on down!
I won!
So exciting, oh, my gosh!
As you can see, I have
no tricks up my sleeves.
No!
Now, for my next
trick, I'll turn
a member of the
audience into a cat.
Alakazam!
There's this game called half-life,
and on the zombie mode,
there's these things
that people keep saying
they're turkeys, but
they're head crabs.
They jump on your head, and
they turn you into zombies.
Get a fuckin' job,
it would be nice.
I'm tired of me, takin' on
all this shit, on myself.
Always have to make the
money, go out every mornin'.
I'm just sick of it,
just fuckin' sick of it.
Tell you what, if I
were a fuckin' TV,
you'd probably pay a little
bit more attention to me, huh?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Probably not.
Tell you what,
darlin', I'm tired
of bein' your
fuckin' sugar mama.
Hey!
What?
Not you.
The hell you talkin'
to, over there?
My friends.
You hear that, mitz?
Friends.
What friends?
All I see over here
is a bunch of goddamn dolls!
Woo!
But the dolls are my friends.
Friends.
How about I take one of your
friends here, and I smother
your ass with it, so I don't
have to listen to you talkin'
and gagglin' with them all day?
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, I was just
messin' with ya.
Geez.
Mitz, why'd you
have to raise your
granddaughter to
be such a pansy?
His mom did that,
not my fuckin' fault.
Come on, now.
Eat your breakfast.
I'm goin' to work.
Bye, grandma.
Benji, go play and take
your fuckin' dolls with you.
Okay.
Gotta let these people know.
'Cause I know, I know
they're usin' it to find me.
I tried to warn all you.
Joan, you don't believe me.
I know the truth.
Don't believe me though.
They told me that's a tracker.
If I let the other one,
I left out one in obeche.
Still there.
I'm ready!
I'm gonna have my revenge.
I'm gonna have it.
The kind of
culture we live in now.
I was reading a story about
woman in Portland, Oregon.
Recently, pulled him out of
public school,
because of bullying.
Her perception of
bullying, the child's
perception of bullying,
what have you.
She is bringing suit
against the public
school system.
This kind of activity...
Goddamnit, I'm beginning
to get a little bit
upset reading about
it all the time.
I don't know what kind of court
would entertain such a thing.
Benji.
Hi, mommy.
I'm so happy to see you, mommy.
Oh, sorry.
Catch anything yet?
No.
Oh, man.
Let me tell you
something, little buddy.
I was fishing here
about 12 years ago.
Caught a mermaid.
She dragged me in the water,
she almost drowned my ass.
Just as I was
half-conscious, she brought
me back to shore,
and she revived me.
I don't believe you.
I swear to you, buddy.
I swear to ya.
She said, "do unto others",
"as you would have
them do unto you."
I never forgot that.
Even two years ago,
when aliens came down,
they took me, they took my
wife, and then they took me.
I tried to tell
them the same thing.
I said, "you've
gotta treat others"
"how you want to be treated."
They didn't listen.
They didn't listen.
They put them probes in my
ass, they did all them tests,
and they put me back down here.
Are you telling me you
got abducted by aliens?
But I told 'em one more thing,
before they brought me back.
I said, "I'm gonna
have my revenge."
Revenge?
Really?
Yes, sir, little man.
Yes, sir.
Sometimes you just
gotta get your revenge.
And revenge is sweet.
Remember that.
Revenge is sweet.
There a dog in there?
Hey, get over here, kid.
What're you doing?
Have a seat.
Hi, I came for the dog.
Hold on, first of all,
what's your damn name, kid?
Benji.
Benji, huh?
Doesn't sound very macho to me.
Now, what dog you talkin' about?
The dog I heard barking.
What, the dog behind you?
Yeah.
That's my wet dog.
Hey, dog.
This is my favorite
goddamn show on TV.
You don't see that?
It's called mash continues.
That's my favorite character
right there, his name is ruford.
He's a big 'en.
Why does he stink so bad?
Well, it smells so bad
'cause we both got damn worms.
That and, well, I
do have chlamydia,
and, yeah, all the anal sweat,
and festering snot and man
batter that's been cloudin'
up this damn couch of mine.
Oh, that and the
masons jars filled
with festering urine,
it might be that.
I do have crotch rot.
I'm sure that doesn't
help much either.
Oh, I got a closet
full of dirty diapers,
that has maggots all over it.
Might be that.
Or it might be the shedding
skin on my testicle sack.
Could be that.
Anyway, kid, they
call me rock bottom.
I don't know if
you know who I am,
but I'm real famous
down there in Tijuana.
I used to open up
for the donkey show.
You know what the
donkey show is, boy?
Nah, it don't matter.
I tell you what,
since you're here,
why don't you let me treat
you to some damn comedy?
You can be my live audience.
Sound good?
Okay.
Buckle up.
How you doin', folks?
My name is rock bottom.
Rock is my middle name,
bottom's my last name,
and my first name is beyond.
Anyway, I'm glad you could
make it here tonight.
You guys look like
a real live bunch.
So anyway, I just moved
out of these shitty,
ghetto, low income
apartments, where I've spent
the last decade,
being depressed.
I always hear about
poor folk who, somehow,
manage to acquire
wealth and give back
to their hometown and
their communities.
Lately, I've been
fantasizing about the day
I become rich, and
I'm asked to give back
to my hometown of
modesto, California.
Then, the fantasy
gets really intense,
because I know when
they ask me to give back
to the community, I'm
gonna say, "fuck no!"
"What fuckin' community?
"The fuckin' community
that made me depressed?
"The hometown that
broke into my car,
"twice a week, and
stole my fuckin' stereo?
"The community that
had me on food stamps,
"'cause I couldn't
get a fuckin' job?
"'Cause there's no opportunity
in that scum-ridden,
"skin tack neck,
pus-billed, cyst boil,
"inbreeding capitola
of California?
"You want me to give
back to that community?
"You want me to give back to the
"hometown that
gave me hepatitis?
"I was infested with the
most gruesome tweaker,
"crackhead, cousin-humping,
scab-scraping, anal-raping,
"crumb-bum dirtbags, with
more tattoos than teeth?
"You want me to give
back to that community?"
"Sure, how much?"
"You take a check?"
Anyway, I'm glad you could
make it here tonight.
You guys look like
a real live bunch.
So anyway, I just
started online dating.
I went to this top dating
site in the nation,
and I guess I was desperate,
because I was filling
out a profile, you know,
'cause I wanted to meet
some girls, 'cause I hadn't
had sexual intercourse
in at least five years.
So I started this profile,
and entered my information,
uploaded a photo.
Things were goin' great, I was
already gettin' the matches,
with the kind of girls that
have similar interests.
Everything was goin'
great, but the last thing
they had me enter,
was my annual income.
I was like, "I
don't want to lie",
"'cause if I go on a
date with this girl,"
"she's gonna know I don't
have that much money."
I told the truth, and I
entered my annual income.
Moments later, when the page
was loading, and they ended
up matching me up with a couch
and a bottle of hand lotion.
I'm a fucking
world-class comedian.
I'm a comedian.
I'm a fuckin' comedian.
I'm a fuckin' comedian.
I'm not a comedian,
I'm a fuckin' comedian.
I'm a fuckin', I'm
a fuckin' comedian.
You know what?
Get out!
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out
of my comedy club,
and take that snuffly,
wet dog with ya!
Get out, and don't look back.
Get the f out, now, and
don't look back, ever!
What games
do you like to play?
I like to play this game where
you're a cowboy, and
you have a horse.
You can walk or you can
ride on the horse, but...
Brought you a snack.
Did you shit your pants?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
What the hell is that?
You brought a
fucking dog in here.
Donald?
It's gunner.
What?
Get your ass in here!
What?
Get the...
Whoa.
Get it the fuck out of here.
Oh, my god,
it smells like shit.
Benji, Benji, give me that dog.
Fucking disgusting!
I'll wash him!
Benji, that's a dog
that smells like poo-poo,
he's gotta go out of the house.
I'll wash him!
I'll wash him!
Let go, Benji!
Let go of him!
Goddamn, I am not gonna
clean that carpet,
don't you even ask me to.
Bringin' a fuckin' dog home.
I hate you!
Oh, god, it smells.
Can't handle this fuckin' kid.
The mother dies and I'm stuck
with the little bastard.
You know what?
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him.
I'm gonna kill him and
send it back to his mother.
Hey, hey.
Baby, help.
Mitz?
Shut up!
Shut up!
I've had it with you!
I've had it with you and
your fucking little dolls!
Grandma?
Just go to sleep, Benji.
Mommy, I'm home.
Benji!
Welcome home, dear.
Hope you had a
wonderful day at work.
You bet, but I couldn't
wait to get home.
Aww.
Now, take a load
off, because mommy
has a special surprise for you.
I sure hope you're hungry,
'cause I made all your favorites.
Hi, Benji.
Is everything tasty?
Delicious.
Good, 'cause I
just want everything
to be perfect for
my little doll.
I love you, son.
I love you, mommy.
Fuck.
Why settle for a
realistic rubber dong,
when you have the
real shit right here?
It's bigger than
the one you got.
It's not what it looks
like, you fuckin' freak.
Shit or get off
the pot, Benji.
Get out of there, Benji!
Don't stand there with
the 'frigerator open.
You're gonna catch pneumonia.
Hey.
Now, either grab somethin'
or get out of the kitchen!
Oh, quit acting like I beat
you, just disappear for the day.
Turn the damn thing down.
You talk so goddamn loud.
By the power invested in
me, I now pronounce you saved!
Hallelujah!
What are you doing?
Baptizing my dolls.
Are you gonna get baptized?
Grandma mitzi
said mom's in hell.
What does that
have to do with anything?
If I get baptized,
I'll never see her again.
Oh.
Well, will you baptize me?
Okay.
Away with you demons!
Did it work?
I think so.
Hey, turds!
I can't believe you're
hanging out with him.
I'm not.
See you later, freak.
Mm.
Not filling in your eyebrows
is like getting dressed
without any shoes.
Let's see.
Now, just remember, they're
sisters, and not twins.
So your products, don't
they test on animals?
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, thank god.
I just wanted to make sure that
it wasn't gonna do
anything bad to my skin.
Do you have anything
for my freckles?
Oh, we certainly do.
This wrinkle cream has
been specially formulated,
for wrinkles, but
they found that it has
great results for
unwanted imperfections.
Hmm.
Oh, honey, no, no.
Now, this may tingle a bit,
but that just
means it's working.
Oh, it does tingle.
Feeling alright?
Uh, it's burning a little bit.
Oh, well, good.
I think we'd better
take care of that now.
Let's just wipe this off now.
It looks like it's
doing just wonderful.
There we go.
Now, close your eyes, so we
don't get it in your eyes.
There we go.
Oh, well, my!
Be careful there, honey.
Let's just cover some
of this up, dear,
and then you'll be ready to go.
Oh, yes.
You are definitely
gonna love my products.
Oh, you look
absolutely gorgeous.
Alright, how do I look?
Well, let's take a look-see.
Ooh, I love it.
I'll take it all.
Do you take ebt?
I sure do.
Benji!
Benji!
Benji, get your ass out of bed!
Get your fucking ass up now.
We gotta go.
Why?
I said, let's go, now!
Where are we going?
We're gonna go pick
up Donald's stupid ass.
That bastard thinks he can
sit around the house all day,
and then fuck around
with the bar at night.
Well, he's got
another thing comin'!
I didn't work this hard
to become district manager
of Dolly face, to put
up with this bullshit!
Should be just loungin'
around on a beach somewhere,
with a Margarita in one hand,
a tropical drink in the other.
But no, no, no, no.
I get to be here with
you two shitheads.
Oh, lucky, lucky me!
Bastard.
Do you love Donald?
Put some chapstick on.
Now, sit down and don't move.
I'll be right back.
No, I'm workin' late.
No, I promise, I ain't
doin' nothing bad.
Hey, fuck you!
Oh, no, no, not you, darlin'.
Oh, no, no, don't
worry about it.
It's alright.
No, no, no.
Oh, don't get that way.
You're wet.
Right.
I'm lookin' for a new friend.
A new friend?
Anyone in particular?
I don't know, I
guess we'll see.
Enjoying yourself, sweetie?
Hey, baby, how you doin'?
Get real!
Come on.
Come here, don't...
What the fuck
are you doing here?
I'm just blowin'
off some steam here!
It's just a, she's
a friend of mine.
I see that!
You are fuckin'
off your rocker!
That's why I love you, baby!
Oh, baby, I love
you, too, baby.
Go home now.
Are you taking me?
Just walk.
But it's cold out there.
You'll be fine.
I made it home.
I'm hungry, I gotta
find myself some food.
Ooh, pa-sketti.
We are the creeps,
the weirdos and freaks
the ones who make
the world afraid
ooh!
I love this song.
We are the ones
who know who we are
unlike the people
you think you are
you try so hard to fit in
you're shit scared
of looking within
strangest of strangers
weirdest of weirdos
queerest of queers
you're more than welcome here
crazy, crazy, hey, hey
just the way we're meant to be
crazy, crazy, hey, hey
take me.
I know I love you.
Where do you
think you're going?
Come on, let's go!
Just like you used to
do, when you were little.
Let's go!
Show us what you got, Benji.
Show us what you got!
Shake it up, Benji!
Woo, Benji, you got it!
You got the moves, Benji!
Oh, baby.
Where you goin'?
Such a cute doggy.
I love you so much.
Doggy?
Benji?
You're doing great, Benji.
Benji?
Benji?
Benji?
Benji?
Benji, have you been crying?
What's the matter?
No one loves me.
I love you, Benji.
We all love you.
But everyone's mean to me.
We can fix that.
How?
Kill them.
Kill them?
Yes, Benji.
Kill them all.
Not again.
Hi, welcome
to our little family.
Would you like to
come into our house,
and see how happy we are?
Oh, what a wonderful father
I am, to my daughter.
You've
never been a good father.
You make me do
weird, creepy things.
Why do I have to give you
a sponge bath every night?
Ew!
I lovingly saved you
from that stroller in the park.
You killed my mother.
I would have a mother,
if it wasn't for you.
I just dug a
giant hole, and she fell in it.
Oh, I like that,
that looks funny.
Maybe even for
all those tattoos.
I could do that.
Me and Julie were down by
the creek, and we saw a lizard.
It was really cool.
Who the hell is Julie?
One of my dolls.
Benji.
Ow!
Now look what you made me do!
Go get me another one!
Poison
her, poison your grandma.
Poison her.
No way, I can't poison her.
That's mean.
Goodbye.
Hi, miss mitzi.
Oh, hi, kids.
Hey, Benji, we found something
cool we want to show ya.
That's okay, I'm busy.
Oh, just go play
with the kids.
It's better than those
ratty, old dolls.
But grandma, I hate them.
What did I say about
calling me grandma?
Now, go play.
You're gonna love this, Benji.
Come on in, Benji.
No.
Get in there!
What do you think, Benji?
Hold still.
You're gonna look beautiful,
just like your little Dolly.
Stop!
There you are!
Beautiful!
Can you take it
where you want to be
crying so loud
Will you fall down for
me, living can be dull
nothing's wrong,
nothing's wrong
I feel myself dissolve,
it's so popular now
Oh!
I guess them
magazines didn't work.
I think he looks cute.
Do a little turn there, Benji.
Shit.
Shut up!
Poor baby!
He's embarrassed.
Benji?
Benji?
Whoa!
You made me drop
my candy, jerkwad.
Can I have some?
You can eat the
ones on the ground.
Really?
Okay.
I can't believe you're
actually eating those.
Here, check this out.
What the hell?
Where'd you get this.
I found it in that
old, rundown trailer.
There's more, too.
Yeah, right.
I'm serious, go check!
If I go there, and you're
lying, I'm gonna kill you.
Cross my heart.
You're weird, dude.
Ow!
Later, asswipe.
Keep talkin' that crap.
Holy crap, doll
boy wasn't kidding.
Benji?
You dick.
Please stop.
Mommy.
Grandma, can I sleep
with you tonight?
I'm lonely.
I don't care.
What's wrong, baby?
I don't know, I just miss mom.
Benji!
You were a baby when she died.
You have no right to miss her.
She was my daughter.
If anybody has a right
to miss her, it's me.
Now, I don't want to
hear anymore about it.
Okay.
Surprised to see me?
Geez, calm down.
Can't believe you
actually killed me, dude.
It's lame in hell.
All there is to do is eat vegan
cheese and drink diet soda.
I tried to kill myself once,
but I was already dead.
But I don't need to
tell you that now, do I?
It's not like on TV?
Nope, no cenobites,
no cool robot devil,
no black metal blaring.
Really?
You know, I was kind of hoping
I could at least
possess someone.
You know, like make a hot chick
do herself with a
cross or something.
Hey, man, you alright?
Hey, kid, you alright?
Yeah.
Hey, kid, you know
what time it is?
You better get on home.
Okay.
What?
Do you like it?
What the, holy shit!
Benji.
Donald, you're so weird.
You little pecker!
Cut this shit out, right now!
Do you hear me now?
You listen to me now, goddamnit.
You little shit!
Stop it.
Benji, stop.
I'm gonna throw up.
Benji!
Stop spinnin' this
goddamn chair, right now.
Pecker!
Get me out of here!
I'm gonna throw up.
Give me something to be sick in.
Oh, Jesus, what is this?
What is this getup
you got goin' on here?
Mitzi!
Mitzi, will you help me
with this goddamn kid?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
You gonna kill me with your
little art project, Benji?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go on, then!
Show me that you got some
fuckin' balls, for
once in your life.
Do it!
You little fuck!
You little pecker!
No, stop!
Stop it!
Oh, you little, ah!
Kill, kill, kill him, kill!
Oh!
Oh, god!
Fuckin' dolls.
Hooray, Benji.
Benji, you did it.
Fuck is it so dark in here?
Drunk bastard.
What the hell are
you doing in here?
Get your ass out here,
it's my bathroom!
Get me a drink!
Now, won't you be
a doll and get my
foot bath ready for me, honey?
And don't forget the bubbles!
Mm!
Mm!
Oh, not enough scotch!
Where the fuck the little
fruit loop get that doll?
Benji.
Donald, Donald.
Donald.
Donald, wake the fuck up.
Something, something is wrong.
Benji, is that you?
Benji.
Honey, help your grandma,
help your grandma up.
Benji, you little fuck!
What the fuck did you do to me?
Bring out your dead,
bring out your dead
the streets are pouring
they're filled
with decay, we wait
until our hands are blistered
we are the few
911, what is your emergency?
Yeah, the trailer
across the street's lit
up like a Christmas tree.
Do you know if
anyone is still in the trailer?
Well, I don't know.
Some kid come out with a
bunch of dolls or something,
and then kaboom!
Everything just went up.
Update to what is now
being called the Dolly
deadly murder spree.
This morning, in a
rural part of the state,
two bodies...
The killer burnt
down the trailer,
then disappeared.
So far, the fire has
destroyed an entire block.
Three people were
killed last night in,
what authorities are calling
the, Dolly deadly murders.
It's been three weeks, since
the bodies of two adults,
and one, young male
child have been found.
Authorities
discovered the victims
were not killed in the fire.
They were murdered by their
eight year old grandson,
with what appeared
to be doll parts.
I knew that there was
somethin' wrong with him.
He was always
playin' with dolls.
I even told Martha how
strange he was behaving.
I can't believe Benji
would do something like this.
I mean, you guys
are best friends.
Mm-hmm.
Aww.
What's the world coming to now?
Have you guys heard
about this Dolly
deadly murder spree?
I mean, seriously,
there's this kid, who's,
he's dressed like a
raggedy Ann or something.
It'd be really interesting
to get his brain,
and really look at it, and
see what's going on there.
He probably doesn't have a
lot of empathy, so perhaps,
he couldn't understand
what he was actually doing,
and he was just reacting
on his own pain.
But, man, it's a big deal
to kill three people,
especially at eight years old.
This is what police
believe Benji would
look like now.
Over the years,
I've added quite a few
pieces to the collection.
This is one of my
favorite purchases.
It was actually one of
Benji's original dolls.
It was quite a expensive
purchase on eBay.
Like, he killed, like,
all of his parents,
and like, he killed, like,
a bunch of other people.
It's just like really sad.
Like, I understand why,
but like, at the same time,
like, parents are bad
parents, if, like,
they're letting their
kids dress up in, like,
girl's clothes and
play with dolls.
It's just not good.
Watch me work it,
in my hooker shoes
oh, watch me work it,
in my hooker shoes, shoes
shoes, shoes, shoes
Everybody clap it up for our
entertainer, Veronica lakeside!
You look amazing tonight!
Thank you for coming.
Lovely, loved it.
Thanks for that failed
attempt at makeup.
But, you know what,
since we're talking
about failed attempts at makeup,
let's go ahead and introduce
our next entertainer.
Dolly, oh, boy.
She is so talented.
You put your hands together
for her, because she could sit
on a lollipop and get the
damn flavor, every time.
Miss Dolly deadly!
Come on up to the stage.
We are the creeps,
the weirdos and freaks
the ones who make
the world complete
who like to skip,
and stand, and stare
wait to laugh and
go with the flow
we are the ones
who know who we are
unlike the people
you think you are
you try so hard to fit in
you're shit scared
of looking within
strangest of strangers
weirdest of weirdos
queerest of queers
you're more than welcome here
crazy, crazy, hey, hey
just the way we're meant to be
crazy, crazy, hey, hey
from the twisted family
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
freaks
We did it, mama.
We did it.
It's just you, and
me, and our dolls.
We don't need nobody else.
I haven't slept for days, my
mind is workin' like a whore
it's me on top of the
world, I'm escalated for sure
it's my crazy showing,
oh, god, take my brain away
left in the dark so long
you're 'bout to
ash up in the day
let the voices take me away
in my head I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
in my head I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
in my head I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
in my head I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
I can't play, I
can't stay awake
I can't stop
I can't do nothin' but think
I can't shut the fuck up
I can't breathe
the party's never
all done, I can't leave
I'm blind, this feeling's
makin' me dance, and I cry
this pain is like a romance
in my head, I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
but that's the beautiful baby
in my head, I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
in my head, I'm a god,
oh, my god, I'm a star
I live my life in the
realms of only black and white
I never stopped dwelling
intoxicated by
dreams, reality is trite
can't ever tell the real thing
the way I see truth
is like a fuckin' circus
the speed of thinking, it
makes some people nervous
I'm holding today,
tomorrow, I'll be hopeless
just let me live
in this lipstick mess
I can't sleep,
I can't stay awake
I can't stop
I can't do nothin' but think
I can't shut the fuck up
I can't breathe
the party's never
all done, I can't leave
I'm blind, this feeling's
makin' me dance, and I cry
this pain is like a romance
in my head, I'm
a god, I'm a star
but that's the beautiful mania
in my head, I'm
a god, I'm a star
in my head, I'm
a god, I'm a star
in my head, I'm
a god, I'm a star
He likes to imagine
a life, not so far away
smiling 'cause he
knows the plan to see
lights the road to better days
those kind of coys, other boys
they're short and
make you enemies
who hate what they
don't understand
the victim who
falls asleep as a boy
awakes as a dangerous man
to a Rouge for your bruise
for a reminder under his eye
makeup and dolls
aren't so weird to him
they're the only
ones that played nice
small plastic life
enabled boy to survive
for your love is your weapon
your pain is your fire
a god-building homunculi
Voices that echo
inside of his head
they lose gradual reality
out of the frying
pan and into the fire
it's a rumor
the devil toes the line
Mommy don't turn away from me
not when your baby
boy is on a roll
it's counter-intuitive
to love your enemies
'cause it's so
satisfying when they bleed
play games with the devil,
when the dumb boy's age
but not a skinny,
little four foot, three
now, we need blankets
for triage and units abound
it's a bloody show
know where to go
now that the
devil's on a roll