Don't Be a Dick About It (2018) Movie Script
Peter.
Happy
birthday to you
Cha-cha-cha!
Happy
birthday to you
Happy birthday
dear Matthew
Happy birthday to
- you
- Me
JP, help him!
Hey, Matthew.
Matthew.
They really
never go away.
Peter, stop!
Every year.
Every year, Peter.
I just wanted to help.
You were getting frustrated!
I'm not getting frustrated.
Come on...
Yay!
Ahh!
The first vote:
Jason.
Michelle.
Michelle.
Howard!
I was wondering if you
really wanted to...
Michelle.
No!
Shh!
Can you please stop talking?!
Sorry.
Please be
Jason, please be Jason.
11th person voted out
and the sixth
member of our jury:
Jason.
Yes!
dramatic music
Jason, the tribe has spoken.
dramatic music
I know this is kind of
alphabetist of me to say
but...
I hated Jason because
his name began with a J
and I like Cydney because
his name begins
with the letter C.
C's the best
letter in the alphabet
in my opinion.
Good game.
Oh my God.
It's okay.
It's okay.
This is exactly what you want.
Hi, Jasper.
We see you.
Why is it growling?
Matthew, they're barking
because they like you.
That one's growling.
They're not
used to seeing people
on the other side
of this fence.
They're used to seeing
dogs and people in there.
Maybe they'll play fetch.
Hey, do you wanna play fetch?
You don't--
you don't wanna do that.
It's okay.
It's okay, puppy.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Okay, little dog!
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Gooo fetch!
Matthew, it's okay.
It's just a dog.
energetic synths
I can do it.
Don't even look.
Don't even look.
I'd rather get voted off
than have to eat the Cheerio.
Ahh!
Shit!
Whatever.
Hey, ladies!
This is my
cousin, Ben and his...
buddy, Sam.
Nice to meet you.
They're filming a
documentary about me.
Doo-doo-doo
doo-doo-doo...
I like working at
Verizon Center because
it's the only job
where I can just
be myself.
Let's go!
Let's go!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
I should
stand on the C,
'cause that's my
favorite letter.
What'd you say?
I should
stand on the C
'cause it's my
favorite letter.
Oh, of course!
...not gonna try it.
Do people who go at
your school also get high?
Chevy Chase!
- Okay, I guess.
- Of course!
Of course.
They go on the Capital
Crescent Trail and smoke.
It's worse than I thought.
It's worse than I thought--
You know that bridge
under the golf course?
Oh my God, I forgot.
That's where
they all smoke at.
These are-- these
are the--
These are those stupid-ass...
- wealthy kids.
- They come to school high...
and then they're like, "Whaa?"
Ba-bum-ba-bum
ba-bum-ba-ba-bum
Ba-ba-ba-bum hey!
Peter humming
I need all of
you to grab a torch
and approach the flame.
Dip it in, get fire.
This is part of the
ritual of tribal council
because in this game,
fire represents your life,
just like Survivor.
As long as you have that
fire, you're still in the game.
When your fire is
gone, so are you.
And that's going to be the
case for one of you tonight.
All right, let's
get to the vote.
Charlie, you have the
immunity necklace.
I am thinking you
are keeping it.
I am.
You cannot vote for Charlie.
Everybody else is fair game.
It is time to vote.
Mary-Jo, you're up.
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Jack, you're-- since
your name begins with a J,
we gotta take you out.
Julia, you're a total emo.
Dad?
I'm pretending!
This
game ain't done yet.
The tribe has spoken.
Thanks, Jeff.
It was an honor.
Sorry, Dad.
Time for you to go.
Hey.
Hey, Peter.
You ready to wake up?
Your clothes are right there.
Pedro.
Right there.
All right!
trumpets
blaring from phone
All right, let's go.
Matthew, please.
Just let me think about it.
You said-- You
actually said last week--
I want-- I'm really picky about
the elimination order, Matthew,
so...
I cannot guarantee you a spot--
If I get off first, I'm
gonna be really mad.
Because this movie is,
like, actually, like, about us,
and...
if I'm the winning vote,
that'll just make the
movie amazing, and...
I don't hate you, Matthew.
You just get under my--
'Cause you--
because you bug me too much.
Can you just get out
of my way when I walk?
I'm not in your way!
- Sorry!
Fucking dogs.
- dramatic music
- Peter humming
Ben, you need to
bring me your torch.
Ben, I need you to
bring me your torch.
Ben, the tribe has spoken.
It's time for you to go.
Peter?
Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm just coming in
to get a shirt.
Every night.
- Love you, Pete.
- Goodnight, Peter.
Goodnight.
Shut the door, please.
Shh!
Good morning!
Pig pile!
Ahh!
Wake uuuup!
Let's go to the beach!
jaunty music
Ooh!
Whoo!
Good job!
Eungh, fuck.
Cold, wasn't it?
Oh, shhhhit!
Hey, Mon, did
you see my phone?
No.
Do you know
where you last had it?
I think it was over here.
- I love--
- Finding everything good?
Who lives in a
pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob Squarepants
Absorbant and
yellow and porous is--
I can't
wait to push his ass off
the diving board.
What?!
I was just asking if
she wanted to come--
Ugh!
Sometimes, I wish he
weren't my brother.
dramatic music
All right,
let's get to it...
Ken, you're up.
Sorry, Matthew, but you
know I'm voting you out.
Wobble-dee wobble-dee wee
don't pick me.
You know what, Matthew?
I have something to tell you.
You're rude, you're a dick,
and you're really abrasive.
Those eyes look nothing like--
There's no eyes
that look like mine.
Once the votes are
read, the decision is final.
The person voted out must
leave the tribal council area
immediately.
First vote:
Matthew.
Matthew.
Matthew.
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Matthew, the tribe has spoken.
Damn it.
It's time for you to go.
- Matthew?
- Yeah.
- I have bad news to tell you.
- Oh, shit, what?
You got voted off.
Ah, fuck.
Because you were...
Well, it was pretty
obvious that you were--
Am I in the final jury?
No, you're
fourth voted off.
Oh, fuck you.
I knew you'd
be pissed off at me!
I don't give a shit.
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Remember
when we first came here?
- Yeah.
- How scary it was?
Yeah.
You've come a long way--
Like, I
could only just stand
on that rock and, like,
- watch the dogs from afar.
- Right.
Or on the bench
across from the bridge.
You've-- you've
come a long way.
I just hope that this isn't it.
You know, that you...
get a little bit, um...
ahead of your fear.
Well... close to completely.
Like, I feel like
we've hit a plateau.
You're fine, Matt.
You're fine.
You're fine.
It's good.
All good.
Great job, you did it.
You're fine.
Hi!
Hi, puppy!
Are you runnin' around?
Where's your friends?
Yeah, go get your friends.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You're fine.
You nervous?
I know, yeah.
I want more dogs
to come over here.
I don't know why.
I like the attention.
They give me more
attention than my friends.
Please.
- G.
- P.
- No, no.
- I!
N.
P.
- Yes!
- Yes.
I start.
I start.
- I start.
- I start.
I won the point!
I won the point, Patch--
Patchy, come--
Mine.
You're the worst
teammate to have, Patchy.
Get off my team.
Get out of the court.
Stop touching me.
It's 1-1.
Uh-oh.
Cheerio on the floor.
If I even see a
Cheerio on the damn floor,
it makes me gag.
Ugh!
You're going down, Matthew.
All right, you're on.
God damn
Yes!
I'm the man...
Point!
Out, my point.
I don't know where it is.
Who wants
to be on my team?!
Matthew and Patchy
versus me and Charlie.
- All right.
- Done.
This is part of the
ritual of tribal council,
because in this game,
fire represents your life.
I'm the man
God damn
Oh, it's back behind?
Hmm, hope we don't need it.
I'm telling you,
it was so nice--
You wanna gimme a platter?
...to cook in peace...
- with no one here.
- Oh, you left Mary-Jo?
They all-- they all left,
and I just...
No no, and then--
I came home, right?
And then you left--
- Yeah.
- And I sat down in the chair...
12 minutes...
- Peter come stompin' through.
- Aw.
Ah, well, I had 12 minutes.
Gather the troops.
Hey, guys!
Dinner's ready!
10 out of 10!
Broccoli,
watermelon, broccoli
...wait.
Two minutes, until
everybody gets here, okay?
Ugh...
Um, there was this thing for
sugar-free gummy bears...
and the reviews--
Whoever's
doing that, stop it now.
Don't look at me!
Don't look at me!
Is there a
presence with us in the room?
Grandma, is that you?
Are you here?
We need the Ouija board.
- Where is it?
- Matthew, stop it!
I'm not doing it.
Ghosts were strictly
outlawed in my house.
Tell us-- tell the story.
Please don't
fart in the White House.
He did it at
Smash-- no, he did it--
At Bennihana.
He did it at a
hibachi restaurant.
What?!
- Peter!
- 'Cause he didn't like the food.
- He also did it--
- Kerry!
Don't be embarrassed.
- What the fuck?!
- Peter...
you shouldn't be embarrassed--
It's a really funny story.
You told her the
story trying to be funny.
It's embarrassing to me!
Well, then you
shouldn't have done that.
- What?
- Kerry!
Oh, damn!
Wow.
You really are being
a bitch today, Kerry.
Yeah, I am.
I wanna
call you a whale,
but it'll be
offensive to whales.
Whaaaale!
Whaaat?
Kerry.
Madeleine.
Moyatoo!
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It is time to vote.
Charlie, you're up.
Kerry, you are a
liar and a bully.
You better respect
Peter's vote decision,
or she's-- or
you're gonna get it.
Saved you once,
saved you twice.
I'm not saving
your ass this time.
I'll go tally the votes.
Peter whispering
dramatic music
First vote, Kerry.
Kerry.
That's four votes Kerry.
Kerry.
That's five votes Kerry.
One vote left.
Don't be butt-hurt!
Be a good sport, Kerry!
Do you want me to
beat you up and take your cake?
I got you Duck Donuts and you
still voted me off the island.
21st person voted out
and the
seventh member--
...sorry!
You're voted out!
21st person voted out
and the seventh
member of our jury...
bong!
Kerry.
You need to
bring me your torch.
Boo!
Kerry, the tribe has spoken.
It's time for you to go.
Peter, kiss my ass.
Peter humming
Hey, Kerry?
Kerry?
I'm really sorry
for voting you off.
Whatever.
I just want you to--
You're still gonna
give me my gift, right?
I'm keeping it.
You just hurt
her feelings, Peter.
I'm really sorry, Kerry.
You're not sorry.
You're bummed that
she's upset, though,
aren't you, Peter?
- Yes!
- Yeah.
Well, she kept bribing
me into voting people out
who I didn't want to vote out.
She did?
Yeah, that's what--
I wasn't bribing
him, I was suggesting.
I got rid of
Ken, I got rid of Libby,
I got rid of Kevin!
Those three should be
here above you, Kerry.
- I'm sorry.
- What?!
Why?!
I'm your sister!
Yeah, you are!
No, you are!
I don't like
this flip-flopping.
I can't trust anyone!
Maybe we should stop
watching Survivor all together.
- Peter.
- Yeah?
I forgive you.
Thanks for saying sorry.
I-- I did say
sorry back, right?
Stay tuned for
scenes from our next episode.
Next time on
Peter's World Adventure.
Kerry, I have to talk
to you about something.
Charlie manipulated me
into voting out Jack and you.
The tribe has spoken.
There are starving
children in Africa,
and all you give a
fuck about yourself.
Julia's really hipster.
I don't think she's
a good competitor.
You're too hipster.
This tribe sucks.
Whatever happens,
everybody has to try and
save their own assholes.
24th person voted out and
the ninth member of our jury...
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Steve!
You need to
bring me your torch.
The tribe has spoken...
and they say...
"Fuck you."
I'm kidding.
Libby, Maria, Mike, JP, Kate.
dramatic music
Isn't this good shit or what?
Shit, we have a tie.
I'll come and try
and persuade him.
I mean, it's so
chill right here.
Do you want me to see if
I can get him to come in?
Sure, I'll--
Why don't you--
let me try, Peter.
- I might--
- I'm gonna go into
- the large dog park now.
- Okay.
- See you.
- Okay.
Hey, Matt?
Will you
come-- did you see where
I was sitting on that table?
- No, not really.
- It was--
There was virtually
no dogs around us--
We could
sit on that table...
- Why?
- Will you try for me?
Please?
What?
Like, no one's
coming, no one's leaving.
Come on, come on.
- ...just try.
- No.
We were sitting on that
table, it was so chill,
all the little
dogs are far away
and we can just
watch the big dogs.
Okay, cool, I can watch
the big dogs right there, too.
- Come on--
- Mom, I don't want to.
- I-- I can't.
- Will you do it next time?
I'll think about it, okay?
Yeah.
You know what?
- What?
- For my birthday, to celebrate,
I'm gonna go walk up
to the Brookeville--
- Get donuts?
- No...
We're having Duck
Donuts on my birthday.
Getting Cheerios?
Fuck no!
Three Cheerios.
No!
What are we getting?
Ow!
What kind of
Hershey would you want?
- Milk chocolate--?
- I don't want anything, Peter.
Seriously, I don't wanna
talk about food right now.
You having the
same problem, Peter?
You know, Mom,
Matthew always likes to hang
around with me and stuff,
- which is cool--
- No, I don't!
- Y-- well, you used to.
- Yeah, I used to.
I don't anymore.
What about
backyard soccer, Matthew?
I'm sorry.
We should play backyard
soccer like we used to.
Yeah.
I said that he
bases all of his relationships
in his life
on the chemistry that
he feels with people.
Hey, I get that, you
have stronger connections
with some people
than with others,
- but when you're in a game--
- Well, she's just going in to
meet with the manager at...
And it's almost
like you pick and choose...
- Oh... my... goodness!
Brendan
smells like jungle.
It's good to have--
Shit!
I like jungle.
It was a--
How have you
been doing in Savannah?
Uh, good, I guess.
I'm back here now.
- Can I light it?
- No.
All right, 3, 2, 1...
Perfect.
Okay, so, to make
the game last longer,
I'm gonna twist things up.
So anyway,
I am going to invite six people
to come back into the game.
- What?!
- What?!
That's insane.
He's a...
Madeleine,
please don't smoke pot.
It's pot, right?
Yes.
I'm breakin' that bong!
Yo, you're gettin'--
- Don't break the bong.
- You're gettin' smacked...
Okay, you've
been waiting long enough.
Yes, I have.
What does it taste like?
It's hard to
describe if you haven't really
smoked anything ever.
He takes...
You're gonna persuade
me to smoke pot, are you?
No, I'm
not trying to, man.
Don't do it, Peter.
My conscious is telling me,
"Peter!
Do not smoke that pot!"
Do
you wanna hold it?
I'll-- can I hold the bong?
Just don't
drop it or break it.
- Can I smell it?
- Yeah.
Here, wait.
Lisa Simpson was right,
it does smell like the
art teacher's office.
Did you smart--
start smoking pot
when-- when you
were in Savannah?
No, I
started before then.
When?
Um, I--
- In high school?
- Yeah, in high school.
All the siblings are
about to be in the same room
for the first time.
And you're a snitch!
I'm sorry.
And I'm really disappointed.
I-- I really am.
All right, I'm
gonna head up to bed.
Goodnight.
I was going to say
goodnight to you guys, but...
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, Matthew.
- Do you want a hug?
- Sure, Peter.
Sleep tight.
You want a
hug from all of us?
No.
Jack, Peter...
Peter!
Is your toe-- is
your toe okay?
All right, all right.
That was something that's
not gonna happen and...
That's something that's
not gonna happen anymore.
Not here.
I wanna vote
marijuana out the door.
I'm good.
Feel it for a minute.
Almost done.
To the side.
Oh, look at that face.
A
nice face you got there.
trumpets
blaring from phone
Hey!
- 23.
- 23, that's what I thought.
So, if you
have a present for me,
you can put it in the
tribal council area.
Okay.
You probably
need to wrap it.
Oh, shit!
Give me...
I wanna try it out.
The tribe has spoken.
- Snuff out the torch.
- No, not yet.
The tribe has spoken.
Try that again.
- Try that again.
- Okay.
Try that again.
The Mexican gods did
not want you to go home.
Mary-Jo... the tribe has spoken.
Pretty cool.
It's time for you to go.
Oh, you got
that for your party!
I am so--
Ben...
I have to snuff your torch now.
You got voted off.
Okay, let's do it.
Ben Mullenkosson,
the tribe has spoken.
Here comes the birthday boy!
- Hi!
- Hello, beautiful!
Look at you.
You little cutie patooties.
- Oh, my goodness.
- What a special day!
Do you want me to
carry you into the house?
Oh!
Oh, I'm so sorry!
Okay.
Everybody g-- stay
away from the guy with the bat.
Back up.
Back up, everybody.
I pack a lot of punch.
Go for it, go for it.
- Annoying.
- Embarrassing.
Hey, Kevin?
- Yeah?
- Hey, Kevin?
Stop copying me.
Kevin?
You know...
sometimes you make a
mistake, but you al--
you should always remember
that your friends and family
and neighbors
will forgive you--
Except for me.
Matthew!
Dad!
Dad!
- Is this mine?
- Yes.
I'll
start with this bag.
How did you know I hate the
Westboro Baptist Church?
I'm so glad you like the card.
Rup-doop-doop doop-doop
C is
for is for cookie
that's good enough for me
Okay, I'll stop.
Oh, man!
What would be a silly
thing to do for me right now?
I'm gonna dip it on there...
Okay.
Matthew!
- What?
- Did you get a piece of cake?
No, I
didn't-- I don't want one.
Don't even talk.
Charlie starts with a C, and
you know that as much as I do.
All right,
let's get to the vote.
Peter, you have the
immunity necklace.
I am thinking you
are keeping it.
Um, actually, Jeff...
I have to make
my decision, and...
I'm gonna give
immunity to Kerry.
- Aww!
- Thank you, Peter!
All right, so now you cannot
vote for Peter, and you cannot
vote for Kerry.
Everybody else is fair game.
It is time to vote.
Charlie, you're up.
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Get back here!
You think
this is funny?!
Shouldn't
throw a ball at a goalie.
Why'd you--
Why'd you do that?!
Why'd you do that,
you little prick?!
I didn't do it!
It was Kerry!
Can you hit him for me?
Come in you--
No!
You get your ass
back in here right now!
You don't
have to be a dick!
I hope
you enjoy sleeping
out in the rain tonight!
Fuck this guy.
Anyway...
I'm sorry about that.
It's okay, we
went to commercial.
He-- he
wrote my name down.
- Are we out of milk?
- Yup.
- There's this one.
- I'm done.
I gotta go.
Hey, Pete.
The nerve!
They're done.
I cleaned it, I'm sorry.
Can I have a hug?
Keep... track... of... your...
- stuff.
- Stuff.
Be... neat.
Neat.
- Come on, Matt.
- Coming!
Goodbye, Peter.
- Kisses.
- Get out!
Okay, have fun.
I'm gonna miss you.
Have a good time...
wonky bright synths
D'Angelo, the tribe has spoken.
What about,
um, goalie pants?
Do you think you need a pair?
- Goalie shorts, if anything.
- Yeah, that's what I meant.
- Goalie shorts.
- Miss you so much, Matthew!
I miss you, too!
When are you gonna be home?
Tomorrow at 3.
All right,
bud, love you a lot.
Love you.
- Matthew!
- Yeah?
Come on upstairs!
Come on upstairs, Matthew!
Oh God,
you got Duck Donut!
Yeah!
- I got you something too!
- What?
Domino's gift card for $20!
Oh... my fucking God, for real?
Yeah, here you go!
It's yours!
Put it in your wallet.
Are you-- you bought D--
Duck Donuts,
oh my God.
I drove all the way
down to North Carolina home.
How did you find the
Duck Donut place, Peter?
It was in Rockville.
Do you know how
close we are to dinner?
Mm-hm.
- You ready?
- Yeah.
No!
There are a bunch of
little kids going in now.
They're gonna let them out.
Yeah, they're just
gonna let the dogs out.
Like, can we just
stay right out there
and just watch them
come in and out?
No, I don't wanna-- I
hate being right there,
'cause I feel cornered.
I know.
Okay?
Those two are dying to run.
Beautiful dogs!
Just so excited!
Beautiful.
All right, so can we go to
this other area that is, like,
not where dogs walk in and out?
It's on a-- it's, like--
it's, like, the area
where, like, it's, like,
sort of like a gate,
but, like, it's the gate
that's, like, the access gate
for the trucks to
get in and out?
Just stand right there.
No, don't-- no, don't--
one more foot, there you go.
It's gonna go right by us.
Uh, she's like a
German Shepard mixed with...
- and maybe something else.
- Oh, wow.
- Can we pet her?
- Yeah, absolutely.
- What's his name?
- Her name is Buttons.
Hi, Buttons.
Hello.
Look how fluffy you are.
- Beautiful coloring.
- Thank you.
- Exactly like a German Shepard.
- Yeah?
Hi, buddy.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
soft cheerful music
That's a cute dog back there.
Oh, my God.
Look how short it is.
- What's his name?
- Cooper.
He is, he is.
You must vacuum...
He's a lot of fun.
What?
You gotta go down
there and look.
Is it bad?
No.
Wh-- what?
'Cause if it is
bad, I'm gonna kill you.
Okay.
But not literally, though.
Oh, okay.
All right,
c-- are they closed?
Oh, you're peeking.
Can I open them?
No, not yet.
All right, hold this.
Don't open your eyes.
Hold this.
All right, open your eyes.
Oh...
Oh, you--
you motherf--
All right,
Pete, have fun.
Love you.
I almost
broke the glass.
I'm okay.
...the hi-jacking of British
and Soviet...
Touch it, Matt.
Do I have to touch it?
Yeah.
...instrument of Armageddon.
I love...
Shocker!
Ahh!
airy ambient music
I don't go anywhere
I don't go anywhere
I don't go anywhere
I don't go anywhere
Ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah
Ah-ahh ah-ahh
Ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah
Ah-ahh ah-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh
Ah-ah-ahh-ah
Ahh-ah-ah...
Okay, five
things I like about Matthew.
Oh, this
one's gonna be hard.
Ugh, okay.
This first thing I like is
how he supports my autism
and epilepsy, and...
I like how I can talk to him.
Okay.
And...
I don't know.
- I mean--
- Fuck you!
All right, I can name--
I can name 10 things
I like about you.
- Ready?
- Okay.
All right.
You like the same sh-- you
like of the same shows I like,
like Cake Boss
and Survivor, right?
Um, you like the same
foods as I do, right?
- Um--
- I like how you're a Caps fan.
Uh, I like your hair.
I like the sports
teams you like.
I like to hear your
opinions on things.
I like that you...
are very
particular about things.
- I like how you are--
- Really?
Yeah,
I like how you...
are nice.
I like how you are
willing to try stuff,
your courage.
- Okay.
- There's 10 things.
You can only give
me fucking three.
Okay, I'll
name-- I'll name 10.
We're
gonna be here for a little bit.
Well... you were
cute when you were a baby.
- That's one thing--
- Oh, I'm not cute anymore?
I like h-- how
you're trying to overcome
your fear of dogs.
Okay, I-- I
don't think you can name--
just name one more.
And I like
how I-- how you I--
It's so hot.
Can we go inside, please?
Stop!
Why are you laughing?
The next question is:
who's a dick about it?
Me, I'm a dick about it.
Matthew.
Oh, fuck you.
You're a dick.
- Actually, we're both dicks.
- Yeah, we're all both dicks.
We're all-- we're
all secretly dicks.
Look it up!
- Peter and--
- Matthew are dicks
Pound it.
- Know what I have to say?
- What?
I like your hugs.
Urgh!
Why, you imposter!
And that ruins the moment.
cheerful synths
Yeah, yeah-eah
I'm with my dog
With my bros
Hey
Chillin' with my brother, ay
Cach from the gutter, unh
We gon' lead you under, hey
We ready to rumble, unh
We gon' keep it up, hey
We ain't never stop, hey
Get them barrel hot, hey
Count up all the guac, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios...
Last vote.
The winner of
Mullen World Tour.
Whoo!
Peter!
I knew you could do it.
I won!
What a surprise.
These haters should give it up
Yeah, we be gettin' bucks, ay
Look, chillin' with my brother
Cach from the gutter, unh
We gon' lead you under, hey
We ready to rumble, unh
We gon' keep it up, hey
We ain't never stop, hey
Get them barrel hot, hey
Count up all the guac, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Happy
birthday to you
Cha-cha-cha!
Happy
birthday to you
Happy birthday
dear Matthew
Happy birthday to
- you
- Me
JP, help him!
Hey, Matthew.
Matthew.
They really
never go away.
Peter, stop!
Every year.
Every year, Peter.
I just wanted to help.
You were getting frustrated!
I'm not getting frustrated.
Come on...
Yay!
Ahh!
The first vote:
Jason.
Michelle.
Michelle.
Howard!
I was wondering if you
really wanted to...
Michelle.
No!
Shh!
Can you please stop talking?!
Sorry.
Please be
Jason, please be Jason.
11th person voted out
and the sixth
member of our jury:
Jason.
Yes!
dramatic music
Jason, the tribe has spoken.
dramatic music
I know this is kind of
alphabetist of me to say
but...
I hated Jason because
his name began with a J
and I like Cydney because
his name begins
with the letter C.
C's the best
letter in the alphabet
in my opinion.
Good game.
Oh my God.
It's okay.
It's okay.
This is exactly what you want.
Hi, Jasper.
We see you.
Why is it growling?
Matthew, they're barking
because they like you.
That one's growling.
They're not
used to seeing people
on the other side
of this fence.
They're used to seeing
dogs and people in there.
Maybe they'll play fetch.
Hey, do you wanna play fetch?
You don't--
you don't wanna do that.
It's okay.
It's okay, puppy.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Okay, little dog!
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Gooo fetch!
Matthew, it's okay.
It's just a dog.
energetic synths
I can do it.
Don't even look.
Don't even look.
I'd rather get voted off
than have to eat the Cheerio.
Ahh!
Shit!
Whatever.
Hey, ladies!
This is my
cousin, Ben and his...
buddy, Sam.
Nice to meet you.
They're filming a
documentary about me.
Doo-doo-doo
doo-doo-doo...
I like working at
Verizon Center because
it's the only job
where I can just
be myself.
Let's go!
Let's go!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
I should
stand on the C,
'cause that's my
favorite letter.
What'd you say?
I should
stand on the C
'cause it's my
favorite letter.
Oh, of course!
...not gonna try it.
Do people who go at
your school also get high?
Chevy Chase!
- Okay, I guess.
- Of course!
Of course.
They go on the Capital
Crescent Trail and smoke.
It's worse than I thought.
It's worse than I thought--
You know that bridge
under the golf course?
Oh my God, I forgot.
That's where
they all smoke at.
These are-- these
are the--
These are those stupid-ass...
- wealthy kids.
- They come to school high...
and then they're like, "Whaa?"
Ba-bum-ba-bum
ba-bum-ba-ba-bum
Ba-ba-ba-bum hey!
Peter humming
I need all of
you to grab a torch
and approach the flame.
Dip it in, get fire.
This is part of the
ritual of tribal council
because in this game,
fire represents your life,
just like Survivor.
As long as you have that
fire, you're still in the game.
When your fire is
gone, so are you.
And that's going to be the
case for one of you tonight.
All right, let's
get to the vote.
Charlie, you have the
immunity necklace.
I am thinking you
are keeping it.
I am.
You cannot vote for Charlie.
Everybody else is fair game.
It is time to vote.
Mary-Jo, you're up.
dramatic music
Jack, you're-- since
your name begins with a J,
we gotta take you out.
Julia, you're a total emo.
Dad?
I'm pretending!
This
game ain't done yet.
The tribe has spoken.
Thanks, Jeff.
It was an honor.
Sorry, Dad.
Time for you to go.
Hey.
Hey, Peter.
You ready to wake up?
Your clothes are right there.
Pedro.
Right there.
All right!
trumpets
blaring from phone
All right, let's go.
Matthew, please.
Just let me think about it.
You said-- You
actually said last week--
I want-- I'm really picky about
the elimination order, Matthew,
so...
I cannot guarantee you a spot--
If I get off first, I'm
gonna be really mad.
Because this movie is,
like, actually, like, about us,
and...
if I'm the winning vote,
that'll just make the
movie amazing, and...
I don't hate you, Matthew.
You just get under my--
'Cause you--
because you bug me too much.
Can you just get out
of my way when I walk?
I'm not in your way!
- Sorry!
Fucking dogs.
- dramatic music
- Peter humming
Ben, you need to
bring me your torch.
Ben, I need you to
bring me your torch.
Ben, the tribe has spoken.
It's time for you to go.
Peter?
Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm just coming in
to get a shirt.
Every night.
- Love you, Pete.
- Goodnight, Peter.
Goodnight.
Shut the door, please.
Shh!
Good morning!
Pig pile!
Ahh!
Wake uuuup!
Let's go to the beach!
jaunty music
Ooh!
Whoo!
Good job!
Eungh, fuck.
Cold, wasn't it?
Oh, shhhhit!
Hey, Mon, did
you see my phone?
No.
Do you know
where you last had it?
I think it was over here.
- I love--
- Finding everything good?
Who lives in a
pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob Squarepants
Absorbant and
yellow and porous is--
I can't
wait to push his ass off
the diving board.
What?!
I was just asking if
she wanted to come--
Ugh!
Sometimes, I wish he
weren't my brother.
dramatic music
All right,
let's get to it...
Ken, you're up.
Sorry, Matthew, but you
know I'm voting you out.
Wobble-dee wobble-dee wee
don't pick me.
You know what, Matthew?
I have something to tell you.
You're rude, you're a dick,
and you're really abrasive.
Those eyes look nothing like--
There's no eyes
that look like mine.
Once the votes are
read, the decision is final.
The person voted out must
leave the tribal council area
immediately.
First vote:
Matthew.
Matthew.
Matthew.
dramatic music
Matthew, the tribe has spoken.
Damn it.
It's time for you to go.
- Matthew?
- Yeah.
- I have bad news to tell you.
- Oh, shit, what?
You got voted off.
Ah, fuck.
Because you were...
Well, it was pretty
obvious that you were--
Am I in the final jury?
No, you're
fourth voted off.
Oh, fuck you.
I knew you'd
be pissed off at me!
I don't give a shit.
soft wonky music
Remember
when we first came here?
- Yeah.
- How scary it was?
Yeah.
You've come a long way--
Like, I
could only just stand
on that rock and, like,
- watch the dogs from afar.
- Right.
Or on the bench
across from the bridge.
You've-- you've
come a long way.
I just hope that this isn't it.
You know, that you...
get a little bit, um...
ahead of your fear.
Well... close to completely.
Like, I feel like
we've hit a plateau.
You're fine, Matt.
You're fine.
You're fine.
It's good.
All good.
Great job, you did it.
You're fine.
Hi!
Hi, puppy!
Are you runnin' around?
Where's your friends?
Yeah, go get your friends.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You're fine.
You nervous?
I know, yeah.
I want more dogs
to come over here.
I don't know why.
I like the attention.
They give me more
attention than my friends.
Please.
- G.
- P.
- No, no.
- I!
N.
P.
- Yes!
- Yes.
I start.
I start.
- I start.
- I start.
I won the point!
I won the point, Patch--
Patchy, come--
Mine.
You're the worst
teammate to have, Patchy.
Get off my team.
Get out of the court.
Stop touching me.
It's 1-1.
Uh-oh.
Cheerio on the floor.
If I even see a
Cheerio on the damn floor,
it makes me gag.
Ugh!
You're going down, Matthew.
All right, you're on.
God damn
Yes!
I'm the man...
Point!
Out, my point.
I don't know where it is.
Who wants
to be on my team?!
Matthew and Patchy
versus me and Charlie.
- All right.
- Done.
This is part of the
ritual of tribal council,
because in this game,
fire represents your life.
I'm the man
God damn
Oh, it's back behind?
Hmm, hope we don't need it.
I'm telling you,
it was so nice--
You wanna gimme a platter?
...to cook in peace...
- with no one here.
- Oh, you left Mary-Jo?
They all-- they all left,
and I just...
No no, and then--
I came home, right?
And then you left--
- Yeah.
- And I sat down in the chair...
12 minutes...
- Peter come stompin' through.
- Aw.
Ah, well, I had 12 minutes.
Gather the troops.
Hey, guys!
Dinner's ready!
10 out of 10!
Broccoli,
watermelon, broccoli
...wait.
Two minutes, until
everybody gets here, okay?
Ugh...
Um, there was this thing for
sugar-free gummy bears...
and the reviews--
Whoever's
doing that, stop it now.
Don't look at me!
Don't look at me!
Is there a
presence with us in the room?
Grandma, is that you?
Are you here?
We need the Ouija board.
- Where is it?
- Matthew, stop it!
I'm not doing it.
Ghosts were strictly
outlawed in my house.
Tell us-- tell the story.
Please don't
fart in the White House.
He did it at
Smash-- no, he did it--
At Bennihana.
He did it at a
hibachi restaurant.
What?!
- Peter!
- 'Cause he didn't like the food.
- He also did it--
- Kerry!
Don't be embarrassed.
- What the fuck?!
- Peter...
you shouldn't be embarrassed--
It's a really funny story.
You told her the
story trying to be funny.
It's embarrassing to me!
Well, then you
shouldn't have done that.
- What?
- Kerry!
Oh, damn!
Wow.
You really are being
a bitch today, Kerry.
Yeah, I am.
I wanna
call you a whale,
but it'll be
offensive to whales.
Whaaaale!
Whaaat?
Kerry.
Madeleine.
Moyatoo!
dramatic music
It is time to vote.
Charlie, you're up.
Kerry, you are a
liar and a bully.
You better respect
Peter's vote decision,
or she's-- or
you're gonna get it.
Saved you once,
saved you twice.
I'm not saving
your ass this time.
I'll go tally the votes.
Peter whispering
dramatic music
First vote, Kerry.
Kerry.
That's four votes Kerry.
Kerry.
That's five votes Kerry.
One vote left.
Don't be butt-hurt!
Be a good sport, Kerry!
Do you want me to
beat you up and take your cake?
I got you Duck Donuts and you
still voted me off the island.
21st person voted out
and the
seventh member--
...sorry!
You're voted out!
21st person voted out
and the seventh
member of our jury...
bong!
Kerry.
You need to
bring me your torch.
Boo!
Kerry, the tribe has spoken.
It's time for you to go.
Peter, kiss my ass.
Peter humming
Hey, Kerry?
Kerry?
I'm really sorry
for voting you off.
Whatever.
I just want you to--
You're still gonna
give me my gift, right?
I'm keeping it.
You just hurt
her feelings, Peter.
I'm really sorry, Kerry.
You're not sorry.
You're bummed that
she's upset, though,
aren't you, Peter?
- Yes!
- Yeah.
Well, she kept bribing
me into voting people out
who I didn't want to vote out.
She did?
Yeah, that's what--
I wasn't bribing
him, I was suggesting.
I got rid of
Ken, I got rid of Libby,
I got rid of Kevin!
Those three should be
here above you, Kerry.
- I'm sorry.
- What?!
Why?!
I'm your sister!
Yeah, you are!
No, you are!
I don't like
this flip-flopping.
I can't trust anyone!
Maybe we should stop
watching Survivor all together.
- Peter.
- Yeah?
I forgive you.
Thanks for saying sorry.
I-- I did say
sorry back, right?
Stay tuned for
scenes from our next episode.
Next time on
Peter's World Adventure.
Kerry, I have to talk
to you about something.
Charlie manipulated me
into voting out Jack and you.
The tribe has spoken.
There are starving
children in Africa,
and all you give a
fuck about yourself.
Julia's really hipster.
I don't think she's
a good competitor.
You're too hipster.
This tribe sucks.
Whatever happens,
everybody has to try and
save their own assholes.
24th person voted out and
the ninth member of our jury...
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Steve!
You need to
bring me your torch.
The tribe has spoken...
and they say...
"Fuck you."
I'm kidding.
Libby, Maria, Mike, JP, Kate.
dramatic music
Isn't this good shit or what?
Shit, we have a tie.
I'll come and try
and persuade him.
I mean, it's so
chill right here.
Do you want me to see if
I can get him to come in?
Sure, I'll--
Why don't you--
let me try, Peter.
- I might--
- I'm gonna go into
- the large dog park now.
- Okay.
- See you.
- Okay.
Hey, Matt?
Will you
come-- did you see where
I was sitting on that table?
- No, not really.
- It was--
There was virtually
no dogs around us--
We could
sit on that table...
- Why?
- Will you try for me?
Please?
What?
Like, no one's
coming, no one's leaving.
Come on, come on.
- ...just try.
- No.
We were sitting on that
table, it was so chill,
all the little
dogs are far away
and we can just
watch the big dogs.
Okay, cool, I can watch
the big dogs right there, too.
- Come on--
- Mom, I don't want to.
- I-- I can't.
- Will you do it next time?
I'll think about it, okay?
Yeah.
You know what?
- What?
- For my birthday, to celebrate,
I'm gonna go walk up
to the Brookeville--
- Get donuts?
- No...
We're having Duck
Donuts on my birthday.
Getting Cheerios?
Fuck no!
Three Cheerios.
No!
What are we getting?
Ow!
What kind of
Hershey would you want?
- Milk chocolate--?
- I don't want anything, Peter.
Seriously, I don't wanna
talk about food right now.
You having the
same problem, Peter?
You know, Mom,
Matthew always likes to hang
around with me and stuff,
- which is cool--
- No, I don't!
- Y-- well, you used to.
- Yeah, I used to.
I don't anymore.
What about
backyard soccer, Matthew?
I'm sorry.
We should play backyard
soccer like we used to.
Yeah.
I said that he
bases all of his relationships
in his life
on the chemistry that
he feels with people.
Hey, I get that, you
have stronger connections
with some people
than with others,
- but when you're in a game--
- Well, she's just going in to
meet with the manager at...
And it's almost
like you pick and choose...
- Oh... my... goodness!
Brendan
smells like jungle.
It's good to have--
Shit!
I like jungle.
It was a--
How have you
been doing in Savannah?
Uh, good, I guess.
I'm back here now.
- Can I light it?
- No.
All right, 3, 2, 1...
Perfect.
Okay, so, to make
the game last longer,
I'm gonna twist things up.
So anyway,
I am going to invite six people
to come back into the game.
- What?!
- What?!
That's insane.
He's a...
Madeleine,
please don't smoke pot.
It's pot, right?
Yes.
I'm breakin' that bong!
Yo, you're gettin'--
- Don't break the bong.
- You're gettin' smacked...
Okay, you've
been waiting long enough.
Yes, I have.
What does it taste like?
It's hard to
describe if you haven't really
smoked anything ever.
He takes...
You're gonna persuade
me to smoke pot, are you?
No, I'm
not trying to, man.
Don't do it, Peter.
My conscious is telling me,
"Peter!
Do not smoke that pot!"
Do
you wanna hold it?
I'll-- can I hold the bong?
Just don't
drop it or break it.
- Can I smell it?
- Yeah.
Here, wait.
Lisa Simpson was right,
it does smell like the
art teacher's office.
Did you smart--
start smoking pot
when-- when you
were in Savannah?
No, I
started before then.
When?
Um, I--
- In high school?
- Yeah, in high school.
All the siblings are
about to be in the same room
for the first time.
And you're a snitch!
I'm sorry.
And I'm really disappointed.
I-- I really am.
All right, I'm
gonna head up to bed.
Goodnight.
I was going to say
goodnight to you guys, but...
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, Matthew.
- Do you want a hug?
- Sure, Peter.
Sleep tight.
You want a
hug from all of us?
No.
Jack, Peter...
Peter!
Is your toe-- is
your toe okay?
All right, all right.
That was something that's
not gonna happen and...
That's something that's
not gonna happen anymore.
Not here.
I wanna vote
marijuana out the door.
I'm good.
Feel it for a minute.
Almost done.
To the side.
Oh, look at that face.
A
nice face you got there.
trumpets
blaring from phone
Hey!
- 23.
- 23, that's what I thought.
So, if you
have a present for me,
you can put it in the
tribal council area.
Okay.
You probably
need to wrap it.
Oh, shit!
Give me...
I wanna try it out.
The tribe has spoken.
- Snuff out the torch.
- No, not yet.
The tribe has spoken.
Try that again.
- Try that again.
- Okay.
Try that again.
The Mexican gods did
not want you to go home.
Mary-Jo... the tribe has spoken.
Pretty cool.
It's time for you to go.
Oh, you got
that for your party!
I am so--
Ben...
I have to snuff your torch now.
You got voted off.
Okay, let's do it.
Ben Mullenkosson,
the tribe has spoken.
Here comes the birthday boy!
- Hi!
- Hello, beautiful!
Look at you.
You little cutie patooties.
- Oh, my goodness.
- What a special day!
Do you want me to
carry you into the house?
Oh!
Oh, I'm so sorry!
Okay.
Everybody g-- stay
away from the guy with the bat.
Back up.
Back up, everybody.
I pack a lot of punch.
Go for it, go for it.
- Annoying.
- Embarrassing.
Hey, Kevin?
- Yeah?
- Hey, Kevin?
Stop copying me.
Kevin?
You know...
sometimes you make a
mistake, but you al--
you should always remember
that your friends and family
and neighbors
will forgive you--
Except for me.
Matthew!
Dad!
Dad!
- Is this mine?
- Yes.
I'll
start with this bag.
How did you know I hate the
Westboro Baptist Church?
I'm so glad you like the card.
Rup-doop-doop doop-doop
C is
for is for cookie
that's good enough for me
Okay, I'll stop.
Oh, man!
What would be a silly
thing to do for me right now?
I'm gonna dip it on there...
Okay.
Matthew!
- What?
- Did you get a piece of cake?
No, I
didn't-- I don't want one.
Don't even talk.
Charlie starts with a C, and
you know that as much as I do.
All right,
let's get to the vote.
Peter, you have the
immunity necklace.
I am thinking you
are keeping it.
Um, actually, Jeff...
I have to make
my decision, and...
I'm gonna give
immunity to Kerry.
- Aww!
- Thank you, Peter!
All right, so now you cannot
vote for Peter, and you cannot
vote for Kerry.
Everybody else is fair game.
It is time to vote.
Charlie, you're up.
dramatic music
Get back here!
You think
this is funny?!
Shouldn't
throw a ball at a goalie.
Why'd you--
Why'd you do that?!
Why'd you do that,
you little prick?!
I didn't do it!
It was Kerry!
Can you hit him for me?
Come in you--
No!
You get your ass
back in here right now!
You don't
have to be a dick!
I hope
you enjoy sleeping
out in the rain tonight!
Fuck this guy.
Anyway...
I'm sorry about that.
It's okay, we
went to commercial.
He-- he
wrote my name down.
- Are we out of milk?
- Yup.
- There's this one.
- I'm done.
I gotta go.
Hey, Pete.
The nerve!
They're done.
I cleaned it, I'm sorry.
Can I have a hug?
Keep... track... of... your...
- stuff.
- Stuff.
Be... neat.
Neat.
- Come on, Matt.
- Coming!
Goodbye, Peter.
- Kisses.
- Get out!
Okay, have fun.
I'm gonna miss you.
Have a good time...
wonky bright synths
D'Angelo, the tribe has spoken.
What about,
um, goalie pants?
Do you think you need a pair?
- Goalie shorts, if anything.
- Yeah, that's what I meant.
- Goalie shorts.
- Miss you so much, Matthew!
I miss you, too!
When are you gonna be home?
Tomorrow at 3.
All right,
bud, love you a lot.
Love you.
- Matthew!
- Yeah?
Come on upstairs!
Come on upstairs, Matthew!
Oh God,
you got Duck Donut!
Yeah!
- I got you something too!
- What?
Domino's gift card for $20!
Oh... my fucking God, for real?
Yeah, here you go!
It's yours!
Put it in your wallet.
Are you-- you bought D--
Duck Donuts,
oh my God.
I drove all the way
down to North Carolina home.
How did you find the
Duck Donut place, Peter?
It was in Rockville.
Do you know how
close we are to dinner?
Mm-hm.
- You ready?
- Yeah.
No!
There are a bunch of
little kids going in now.
They're gonna let them out.
Yeah, they're just
gonna let the dogs out.
Like, can we just
stay right out there
and just watch them
come in and out?
No, I don't wanna-- I
hate being right there,
'cause I feel cornered.
I know.
Okay?
Those two are dying to run.
Beautiful dogs!
Just so excited!
Beautiful.
All right, so can we go to
this other area that is, like,
not where dogs walk in and out?
It's on a-- it's, like--
it's, like, the area
where, like, it's, like,
sort of like a gate,
but, like, it's the gate
that's, like, the access gate
for the trucks to
get in and out?
Just stand right there.
No, don't-- no, don't--
one more foot, there you go.
It's gonna go right by us.
Uh, she's like a
German Shepard mixed with...
- and maybe something else.
- Oh, wow.
- Can we pet her?
- Yeah, absolutely.
- What's his name?
- Her name is Buttons.
Hi, Buttons.
Hello.
Look how fluffy you are.
- Beautiful coloring.
- Thank you.
- Exactly like a German Shepard.
- Yeah?
Hi, buddy.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
soft cheerful music
That's a cute dog back there.
Oh, my God.
Look how short it is.
- What's his name?
- Cooper.
He is, he is.
You must vacuum...
He's a lot of fun.
What?
You gotta go down
there and look.
Is it bad?
No.
Wh-- what?
'Cause if it is
bad, I'm gonna kill you.
Okay.
But not literally, though.
Oh, okay.
All right,
c-- are they closed?
Oh, you're peeking.
Can I open them?
No, not yet.
All right, hold this.
Don't open your eyes.
Hold this.
All right, open your eyes.
Oh...
Oh, you--
you motherf--
All right,
Pete, have fun.
Love you.
I almost
broke the glass.
I'm okay.
...the hi-jacking of British
and Soviet...
Touch it, Matt.
Do I have to touch it?
Yeah.
...instrument of Armageddon.
I love...
Shocker!
Ahh!
airy ambient music
I don't go anywhere
I don't go anywhere
I don't go anywhere
I don't go anywhere
Ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah
Ah-ahh ah-ahh
Ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah
Ah-ahh ah-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh
Ah-ah-ahh-ah
Ahh-ah-ah...
Okay, five
things I like about Matthew.
Oh, this
one's gonna be hard.
Ugh, okay.
This first thing I like is
how he supports my autism
and epilepsy, and...
I like how I can talk to him.
Okay.
And...
I don't know.
- I mean--
- Fuck you!
All right, I can name--
I can name 10 things
I like about you.
- Ready?
- Okay.
All right.
You like the same sh-- you
like of the same shows I like,
like Cake Boss
and Survivor, right?
Um, you like the same
foods as I do, right?
- Um--
- I like how you're a Caps fan.
Uh, I like your hair.
I like the sports
teams you like.
I like to hear your
opinions on things.
I like that you...
are very
particular about things.
- I like how you are--
- Really?
Yeah,
I like how you...
are nice.
I like how you are
willing to try stuff,
your courage.
- Okay.
- There's 10 things.
You can only give
me fucking three.
Okay, I'll
name-- I'll name 10.
We're
gonna be here for a little bit.
Well... you were
cute when you were a baby.
- That's one thing--
- Oh, I'm not cute anymore?
I like h-- how
you're trying to overcome
your fear of dogs.
Okay, I-- I
don't think you can name--
just name one more.
And I like
how I-- how you I--
It's so hot.
Can we go inside, please?
Stop!
Why are you laughing?
The next question is:
who's a dick about it?
Me, I'm a dick about it.
Matthew.
Oh, fuck you.
You're a dick.
- Actually, we're both dicks.
- Yeah, we're all both dicks.
We're all-- we're
all secretly dicks.
Look it up!
- Peter and--
- Matthew are dicks
Pound it.
- Know what I have to say?
- What?
I like your hugs.
Urgh!
Why, you imposter!
And that ruins the moment.
cheerful synths
Yeah, yeah-eah
I'm with my dog
With my bros
Hey
Chillin' with my brother, ay
Cach from the gutter, unh
We gon' lead you under, hey
We ready to rumble, unh
We gon' keep it up, hey
We ain't never stop, hey
Get them barrel hot, hey
Count up all the guac, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios...
Last vote.
The winner of
Mullen World Tour.
Whoo!
Peter!
I knew you could do it.
I won!
What a surprise.
These haters should give it up
Yeah, we be gettin' bucks, ay
Look, chillin' with my brother
Cach from the gutter, unh
We gon' lead you under, hey
We ready to rumble, unh
We gon' keep it up, hey
We ain't never stop, hey
Get them barrel hot, hey
Count up all the guac, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios, ay
Chillin' with my bros
Circle tight like Cheerios