First Kapi (2023) Movie Script
I never thought that my life
would change like that.
Everything was so good.
A nice husband,
two sweet daughters,
but tobacco changed everything.
Now this spreading cancer has to
be separated from my face.
Nothing will be the
same as before.
Tobacco ruined my life.
Tobacco products ruin your life.
Many times I think about the harm
this cigarette could cause me.
Will it cause a stroke?
Will I be a burden on my family?
Will I get lung cancer
because of this?
Will it be a reason
behind mouth cancer?
Or a heart disease? Or will
it take me closer to emphysema?
Next time, ask yourself before
taking out a cigarette packet.
What harm will this cigarette
cause me?
Leave tobacco today.
Dial 1800112356 for help.
Or give a miss call on 01122901701.
Yes - That's the thing.
Okay then, I'll call you later.
Okay.
Brother looks like you've
come from Canada.
No.
I am from UK, bro.
Then, why have you come here?
My house is here.
I've come back after ten
years to meet my grandparents.
- Ten years?
- That's right.
That means you're earning well.
That's why you're still there.
Dad has a large business, bro.
He is doing all white
and black businesses.
Nice! Pretty nice!
I am also known as a
swindler in the village.
Please share your
contact number with me.
And call me to UK.
- I'll do all the tasks you give.
- Sure bro.
You've some great vibes.
My name is Surjeet Singh.
Everyone calls me Jeet.
I'll give you my contact
number before leaving.
Police's car?
Are my all documents fine?
What's the problem? It's not as if
we've stolen something. Let's go!
Hey! Get down!
Get everyone down!
Custom police!
What's the problem, bro?
Are you Surjeet Singh,
from the UK?
That's me, bro.
You've to go back
to the airport with us.
Back to the Airport?
My flight just landed, bro.
I am here on vacation for 15 days.
Your vacation will now be
spent in jail.
Talk respectfully, sir.
He has arrived from foreign.
- What has he done here?
- Hey!
Will you teach us to respect now?
Shut your mouth. Or else we will
put you in the jeep, first.
- How many bags do you have?
- Two bags.
And what's in this third bag
that you left at the airport?
That's not mine.
Then, is it mine?
Sir, he is saying
that it's not his.
Put him in the vehicle first.
No! Sorry! Sorry!
- Sir, what's my fault in all this?
- But bro.
Custom police are not your bro.
It's recorded in our...
CCTV that you had three bags.
You looked at our officer
and left one bag there.
That bag is not mine.
There are things
of total, 1 million in it.
Pay custom duty for this.
And come with us.
What's there in that?
Be silent!
Costly phones.
Leave him, sir. Jeet Singh, give
them money and get it over with.
- Stay silent.
- Pay its custom duty..
And then you can leave.
What's the..
- Custom duty for this?
- 100k.
It's too much, sir. Take 100-200
rupees and get it done with.
Bro, take this 100k.
The bag is mine.
- Take its receipt from Airport.
- I don't need that, bro.
What will I do with the receipt?
I don't want it. Leave it.
Let's take this guy
and seize his car.
Please leave me, sir. It's like
I have to pay customs for the car.
Bro, I have so much luggage. How
will I go home?
Bro!
Bro!
Bro, please drop me to my house.
Please, bro. Bro!
First copy?
Bro!
Oh!
No!
Bro!
I got looted, bro.
Bro!
Bro!
"They do fraud with
the whole world."
"25 police stations
have their photos."
"The whole city calls
them fraud master."
"They even steal the cart
from behind a still horse."
"They make the keys
before opening the locks."
"Make the first
copies just like that."
"Make the first
copies just like that."
"Make the first
copies just like that."
"Make the first
copies just like that."
Taj!
What kind of items do the
girls in English movies sell by..
Sticking them on the glass?
I think..
They clean everything
other than the glass.
I don't know what they clean but..
Clean your thoughts
and wash the car.
Do that later.
First, have some tea, Taj brother.
Wow, Ghanshyam! Rain and the tea
made by you, both are awesome.
Sir, your tea. Please give me ten
rupees for your bill.
Who is this walking
book of English?
He is my younger brother, Taj.
Why are you taking him along
with you? Put him in the school.
They ask for money in school.
And we already have a hard life.
Okay!
Go and get the money.
He will make me a bigger one day.
Put this kid..
In the school. We will
pay for his education.
- Thank you, brother.
- Hey!
- Study well. Okay?
- Yes.
What kind of work are you doing?
First, you loot people and
then you get looted yourself.
Why do you worry?
One day, we will
commit a huge fraud,
and our fame will reach to the Moon.
I don't know about the moon.
But if we don't pay Kirch,
he will take us to the moon.
Such a great thing! We do the deed,
but the money goes to Kirch.
Bro, when you live in a pond,
the smaller fish should never
fight with the bigger fish.
Go and pay Kirch's part.
You always send me
alone to meet Kirch.
- You should also come with me.
- Thank you so much.
I am good here cleaning the cars.
Okay, give me
Kirch's part. I'll go.
When will you pay the money?
Please give me seven more days.
Hey Legging, hey Jegging!
How many days did
he ask for last time?
- Seven days.
- Again seven days.
Hey, I can't understand
this mathematics.
Beat him up.
Hey, I'll beat him.
- No, I'll beat him.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
I will give the first punch.
I will.
- I will.
- I will.
I will.
- Bro, I will do it.
- Bro, I will.
I am hitting him right now.
First! First!
Bro, please have a look at me too.
You moron! Are you Katrina Kaif?
Go inside!
Tomorrow! I will pay tomorrow.
I will pay tomorrow.
Get him out.
Hello Taj!
A person should be like you.
You always come with the payment.
Sometimes, when a
person doesn't pay,
we need to beat
him to get the money.
Kirch bro, how can someone
not return your money?
You can easily kill someone
in that machine of yours.
You say smart things.
- Bro.
- Yes.
Don't send me alone to Kirch.
My kid is scared of going alone!
What!
He shoots bullets when he is happy.
He dips a person in
water when he is angry.
He was dipping a
person in a drum of water.
Hey, stop the bike. I
have to relieve myself.
What's the benefit of being a thug?
Whatever we earn,
half is paid to Kirch
and half is donated.
We only get few coins.
Cures disappointed and weak men,
Dr. Bhaladas.
What do you say?
- Book an appointment for you.
- Hey, don't say such things.
Whatever you say, they
are also thugs like us.
They make people believe that
they can solve all their issues.
Yes!
Take this with water both
in morning and evening.
...and experience its effects.
Next! Call the next patient.
Greetings, sir!
Why are you looking
at me like this, lady?
Tell me, how can I
solve your problem?
I am Sanjeeda.
My husband, Isfam
is sitting outside.
But the issue is that
at his age,
his strength is also declining.
Hey, you don't need to worry.
- I'll cure it right away.
- No!
There is no need of medicine.
We went on our honeymoon.
I got these packets made of herbs
from a local doctor there.
- We have 100 of them. - Is it?
- Yes.
When you don't need to
take medicine from me,
then why are you here?
The reason is that he doesn't
want to take the medicine.
You are an intelligent doctor,
a smart doctor.
If you will tell him once,
he will surely listen to you.
- Shall I call him?
- Yes, call him.
Listen! Please come here.
I am here, my queen.
He is here.
Listen, I am talking
about your benefit.
Look at your queen.
Tell me, why don't
you solve her problem?
Wow! Wow! How awesome!
Mr. doctor, you are very poetic.
I am presenting to you one.
Yes!
"My age is seventy now."
"My age is seventy now."
"And still I fell in the
trap of fourth marriage."
Oh God!
"My wife is very young."
"How can I get some life in my abs."
"How can I get some life in my abs."
We are here to do that.
Take this.
You have to take two
doses of it per day.
And your body will start
running as a new car.
Wow! How awesome!
Okay then, take your leave.
Greetings!
Greetings!
How funny!
- Hello!
- Hello sir, this is Sanjeeda.
I came to see you. I want to
thank you with my heart.
You have filled
colors in my life again.
He has started taking that
medicine on your advise and
I can't even explain how
effective that has been.
I can't tell you in words,
Mr. Bhaladas.
Is it?
You got those from Himachal, right?
How many more packets do you have?
We have 1000.
Can you please give
me three of them?
Okay.
But you will have to
give rupees 500 for one.
Don't worry!
- I'll pay for them.
- Okay.
I will send them right away.
Doctor, what have you given?
Son, sit for one minute.
Doctor, that medicine
is very effective.
Even a single packet
has shown its effect.
Wow! Can these issues get cured?
- Do you have more of that?
- I will get more for you.
Throw the next ball. Oh! Wait!
Hello!
Hello Sanjeeda!
Yes Mr. Bhaladas!
The medicine you gave me,
do you have more of that?
You will get as much as you want.
Sanjeeda, please
send me 800 packets.
But what if you rob my money?
Sanjeeda, don't
worry about the money.
Send me the medicine
as soon as possible.
Throw the ball!
"Didn't learn to live
the life with fear."
"Snatch the right by
fighting with destiny."
"Keep the attitude but
never say bad to anyone."
"We have touched the hearts."
"We are the ace of spade."
"We stay on our promises."
"We are ahead of fake people,
"We are the ace of spade."
"We stay on our promises"
We are ahead of fake people."
"We don't talk to all, good with
good folks and bad with bad ones."
"We have open hearts,
we are earning friendships."
"We are the ace of spade"
"We stay on our promises."
"We are ahead of fake people."
"The world doesn't have
power to destroy us."
"We are not the
followers of the world."
"We thug the thugs and
share the loots with needy."
"We advise everyone to earn
truthfully even if they eat less."
"Almonds can't give
you intelligence."
"Our thoughts are our
own, we don't copy."
"We follow the philosophy of
staying away from drugs and..
Have full fun".
"We are the ace of spade."
"We are ahead of fake people."
Juice! Juice! Juice!
Make a mixed juice.
Yes.
What's the latest news?
It's the news about
First copy thugs.
Okay.
Double your money in
twenty five seconds.
Come! Come! Come! Use your luck!
We won't loot your money
like First Copy thugs.
Please come! Please come!
You will get the money if you win.
This is the only
chance to try your luck.
Please come!
- What? - Police!
- Wait!
All the people who talk about
giving double money, are fraud.
Do I look like a fraud to you?
Yes, you look like one.
I am playing a clean game.
Only two kind of
people run from police.
One kind are thieves
and others are frauds.
No sir, you are taking me wrong.
You were saying
something about First Copy.
What do you know about them?
Them! I am their fan.
I want to meet them. They don't
meet the likes of you. Leave!
Deal is of 100 millions.
If you know anything
about them, tell me.
Neither he nor I can
complete the task alone.
If we work together,
we will be successful.
Take this card.
Tomorrow evening at 5:00pm.
Yes!
What's the matter?
I think there is a big matter.
What's the time?
Time is bad.
Excuse me!
So you are the thief and
you are also the police.
I am Taj and he is Latu.
Original First Copy.
Nice to meet you!
I am Jasmine.
I've heard a lot about you.
I wanted to meet you since long.
You leave such a good impression.
We are just talented, nothing else.
What was the talk about 10 millions?
Let's have some tea first?
Have you heard about
the Golden Peacock?
- The one made with diamonds.
- Yes.
Didn't people from
England take that?
Its owner, Sharanjeet Oberoi
is coming to India to sell that.
We have to replace
that with a first copy.
It's a very simple job.
We are experts at that.
It's 10 millions.
If it would've been that easy,
she would've done that alone.
What are the problems?
There are two problems.
One at the time when
many people come to buy it.
Second is the manager of
Sharanjeet Oberoi, Jack South hall.
Jack South hall?
Sidhu Moosewala and Diljeet
Dosanj have their village name..
...as their sir name. Looks
like he has done the same.
Sharanjeet Kaur Oberoi's manager..
Arranges all of her meetings.
If we win him,
we can directly meet
Sharanjeet Kaur Oberoi.
This problem can be solved.
- What about the first one?
- Leave that to me.
I will hack the website and
put it down.
Does that Jack has some weakness?
Since you know so much about him.
Nothing special. But he is
continuously suffering from..
Dysentery after coming to India.
He isn't able to find any cure.
He will find the cure now.
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Toilet!
Hey, he is here. Go!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
- Hey, walk car fully!
- Why are you pushing me?
Leave that! Look there!
Lord Balantalan!
Everyone knows him.
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Lord, where is bathroom?
The Lord knows everything.
He can tell with his powers that
your stomach is flipping around.
Have you done X-ray of
my stomach to know that?
I know that you have to use toilet.
Take this. Take two
doses on empty stomach.
You won't even use
washroom for ten days.
Lord, that's great.
- Hi five!
- Hi five, Lord!
The lord knows many things.
You've come from foreign.
And you've put your sir name
based on your village's name.
Lord!
My name is Jack South hall.
The South hall area where
the best beer is found.
So great, lord.
One minute!
The lord is finding
many more things.
You are here to sell a peacock.
You're here to sell
the Golden peacock.
Lord, how do you know that?
I know.
Sit there! Don't move!
Eighty two.
Eighty three.
Eighty five.
Eighty six.
- Holy Jesus!
- What is that lord?
You'll sell you
peacock at this number?
Don't sell it on any other
number or you'll face disaster.
Okay, lord!
Very good.
- Hail to lord Balantalandi!
- Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Leave! Leave!
Thank you Lord!
Welcome, son.
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hey, did you give
the correct number?
Did you give the wrong number.
Have some patience. Why
are you worried so much?
I don't think he has
completed the task.
You could've gone with
me if you don't trust me.
You could go as my disciple.
Hello!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
What's the matter?
He asked to come
in the afternoon at 2:00pm.
- Yes.
- Yeah!
- 10 millions!
- Yes!
Yes!
Great!
"Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Di."
- Hello! Greetings!
- Greetings!
Please come.
I was waiting for you.
Please have the seat.
- Please sit.
- Okay.
Have the seat.
- Are you the buyers?
- Yes.
I am A at mad as and she
is my wife, Ambika Das.
He must be the future Das.
Kidding! I am just kidding.
Madam is almost here.
I will let her know.
- Jack!
- Madam is here.
Madam, they are buyers.
Okay.
Business name?
A at mad as and Sons!
Our shop is very famous
at Lakkad Bazaar..
Since 1983.
- Website?
- Oh, website?
We have a family business.
We don't need a website.
The whole city knows us.
- What's the address of the shop? 22.
- 50.
How can you...
No. 50 number shop
at 22 number signal.
Do you have a land line
number for your shop?
Dial it.
Madam, some on is saying in
English that it's not available.
Do you have a card of your shop?
Card? Card?
Card is at the shop.
What kind of people
you bring to meet me!
People who don't even have any poof.
How can I sell such
costly idol to anyone?
Get some professional buyers.
I apologize mam!
What kind of people are you?
Do you want me to get fired?
What's this?
The Lord told me that
you were genuine people.
You look like fraud.
The lord told me that you were
gentleman but you're fraud.
Sir, please give us
one more chance.
We will come prepared.
Okay. But leave for now.
Leave now!
Oh god!
I feel as if my
stomach is flipping.
How bad!
It's coming. It has no fixed time.
Looks like.
I would have to wear red underwear.
It won't stop.
We have only solved the
issue of phone number,
but not solved the shop
name, web sire, registry.
I found it.
- What?
- The solution.
This person had a Marwari
jewellery shop that is closed now.
We'll get everything from here.
Can you find its number?
What will we do the number?
We will hack every detail needed.
Sharanjeet Kaur Oberoi,
we will come prepared now.
ALI this is good.
But tell me,
what's the deal?
We want to see the golden peacock.
Without any doubt.
- Did you get the token?
- Not yet.
Token?
Isn't a token based on buying.
Are you kidding?
Our Malheri shor is of millions.
We need some assurance.
Jack, it's a Golden peacock.
- Golden peacock.
- We are here to buy that.
Many people come here just
to see our golden peacock.
How will we know that
you are serious buyers?
Mam, we are serious buyers.
If you are serious, then
get the token seriously.
We will seriously show the peacock.
Enough of discussion.
The amount of token is
10%, I mean only 10 millions.
10 millions!
Yes.
Can we get such a big amount?
I don't think so.
Is there any other solution?
I don't think so.
That means these
10 millions are gone.
I think so.
Can't we get it from someone..
For four to five days.
Sweetie, how can
you talk like fool?
It's not 10k, it's 10 million.
No one lets us borrow.
10 million rupees is not...
Bro, shall we borrow from Kirch?
Are you nuts?
He will shoot us before talking.
And even of he gives the money,
and if we are unable to return them,
he would kill me.
Latu is right.
Once talk to him.
He has always given us money.
We never asked him.
Ask him for this one time.
Taking 10 million from Kirch means
giving him 20 million within a week.
And if something happens,
he will take my life.
How can he kill you? I will come
and stand in front of you.
Leave that. Listen!
We'll take 1 crore
to madam tomorrow,
exchange the idol and return.
Next day, we will tell Ramdas that
the idol is ready, bring the money.
After taking 10 millions from him,
we will pay 2 crores to Kirch,
and get 8 crores to ourselves.
Sure 4 will be yours
and 4 will be mine.
You like calculating a lot.
Okay, done.
Kirch!
Welcome Taj!
What's happening there?
He had to return 2 lakhs of mine.
He is saying that his brother is
coming in five minutes.
He has time remaining..
Of 4 minutes and 37 seconds.
What if he can't?
What then? Either his brother
will come or
we will shoot him.
Tell me, how much have you brought?
I haven't got anything.
I am here to ask.
Wow! The reverse system.
- How much do you need?
- One.
Hey Legging, bring it.
Give him one lakh rupees.
- Bro, not one lakh, 10 million.
- How much?
10 million.
10 million?
Are you kidding with me?
No, brother.
You will get them.
Looks like you're going to
do something big.
Yes, brother. I only need your
blessings.
Legging, give him the amount.
Take this.
Listen!
You have to return two crores.
Yes.
- Tell me the days.
Five?
How great, Taj!
Be careful boys. He might buy
a crasher.
Okay brother. I'll leave.
Listen! He had to return two lakhs.
You have to return two crores.
Think about your condition
beforehand.
Anyhow, we have to meet after
five days.
Take the money inside.
Show them the idol.
Have some tea, please.
This is our..
450 years old, the pride of
our family.
Madam, this..
Ambika! Ambika!
Ambika, what happened?
- Ambika, what happened?
- Please get some water.
(Crying)
Doctor!
(Crying)
(Crying)
Doctor!
Please get the water!
Ambika! Ambika!
(Crying)
Water! Water!
Have some water.
We will go to the doctor.
- Please have some water.
- Doctor!
No!
Get up!
(Crying)
(Crying)
Bro, we like the idol.
We will pay you later.
Yes, first you go to the doctor.
"Looks like it is already night."
"Since the day I met you."
"I don't know when the night came."
"Since the day I met you."
"I always think about how to propose
you."
"I am falling in love with you"
"I can't live without you."
"I got infected with the disease
of your love"
"I can take this for my whole life"
"I only need a yes from you"
"I want to see your hand
filled with bangles."
"I won't even let the hot air
touch you"
"I won't even let the hot air
touch you"
"I am falling in love with you"
"I can't live without you"
"I'm falling in love with you"
"I can't live without you"
"I'm falling in love with you"
"I can't live without you"
"I can't live without you."
How much do you ask for it?
10 millions.
- Not a single rupee less than that.
Are you kidding with Ramdas?
What? Isn't it the golden peacock?
Remove the golden, it's just a
Peacock.
It's not even of thousand rupees.
- And you're asking 10 millions.
- What nonsense you're talking about?
I am telling you the reality.
You've wasted my time in the
morning.
Listen, uncle!
- I'll hit you with the suitcase.
Don't you dare call me uncle.
Hey, didn't you change
it with care?
Hey, I changed it carefully.
Jasmine was with me.
You can ask her. Call her.
She has sent a voice message.
The thugs of first Copy,
the idol is fake!
The news is that both the idols
were fake.
See, you fool people.
I have fooled you.
You paid us 10 million so nicely.
Sharanjeet Oberoi is an actress,
who acts in theatre.
Jack is my uncle.
See you then!
Oh! We'll never meet again. Bye!
Our life was so good.
We have fallen into such a trap.
It's not us, it's you.
That too because of a girl.
You were trying to be the thief
couple.
You can also scold me now.
When this all was happening,
- did you have any doubts?
- No.
Once I find her,
I'll bury her here.
I'll also bury her here.
What was that similar to a snake?
- Snake?
- Jack.
Jack. - Jack?
- Jack.
I don't know if his upset stomach,
is better or not.
But he has got us motions.
We only have talks
to talk about now.
We can just talk.
I can't understand..
- How will I pay 20 million of Mirch?
- Mirch?
- The one that is sharp like a knife.
- Kirch, buddy.
- Kirch.
- Kirch.
How will we pay 20 million?
- He will kill you.
- No.
- No?
- No.
- I won't die alone.
- With Jasmine?
I'll take your name too.
And I'll tell you that you've 20 million.
You've done bad, bad boy.
Okay. Think about what you will say to him.
- What to say?
Does he even listen to anyone?
He shoots directly.
Hey, at least try talking to him.
You're a brother of the lion.
If you are such a lion,
why don't you go?
Have you ever seen lions
talking to dogs?
You mean, I am a dog.
Do I need to say that?
You were following her like a dog.
You are right, brother.
Okay. I'll go to Kirch in the
morning.
Pour me some more.
You asked me but poured
for yourself.
You are drinking more.
What is he thinking?
- I don't know.
Brother.
Kirch brother.
I need a few more days.
What are you
thinking, brother Kirch?
I am thinking of new ways
of killing.
We have used the crusher.
- We have buried people.
- Yes.
We have shot people.
Now we should do something new.
There is so much dirt.
Why don't we make a big mountain,
and kill by stopping the breath?
This is the worst kind of death.
What is he saying?
I... I...
- He is asking for more days.
Brother! Please listen to me.
Brother, please don't shoot me.
Brother, please don't shoot me.
I will get your money back,
brother.
It's malfunctioning.
You are lucky.
I need my money back..
Before it's repaired. Leave!
Listen!
It's saying that it will take five
days to get repaired.
And if it takes six days,
I will shoot your head.
Okay, brother.
I only asked for a few days and
he kept the gun on my forehead.
He would have shot it.
It was my good luck that I
got saved.
They are searching for new ways to
kill me.
He wanted to kill me
by burying me in the sand.
Nice idea!
Then, there will be a tree of
your name.
I'll give water to it.
Look, I will miss but I'll manage.
Man, how can you
be kidding right now?
- South hall!
- South hall?
Isn't he in England?
That South hall.
Give me that one.
- Let's catch him.
Eat it later.
- Hey!
- I'll listen to your demands.
You ran away with 10 million.
Here, our life is at risk and
you're eating ice cream.
- Give us the money.
- Money!
We don't have the money.
- Hey, you have to believe us.
- No.
So, we started.
I and Sharanjeet were out with the
money and at that time..
Three guys kidnapped us.
We saved our lives somehow.
We don't have any idea about that.
Everything was according to the
plan until evening.
I also dropped you a message.
I got to know later that this
happened with me.
Where is the third one?
She ran off.
No. You have helped her
in running with money.
Believe us. Did we ever lie to you?
Please believe us.
I am still horrified because of
the faces of those three people.
- How did they look?
- Scary.
They had more beards than skin
on their face.
They also had a pony behind
their head.
- Kirch!
- Where?
Not here. They were people of
Kirch.
Yes. They were taking the same name.
- Oh god!
The money that we took from him
is also with him,
and he is asking for more
than 20 million from us.
Don't you have any shame?
How can you talk about...
such a big amount. Please
talk in lakhs or thousands.
We even make our kids wear torn clothes.
- Yes.
Tell me, how will you pay them now?
Not you, all of us.
We all are equally
responsible for this.
If he burnt me,
you would also be made in some dishes.
- Uncle!
20 million.
Where is the washroom?
Taj!
Taj!
I know that you would
never believe me.
Believe!
Now, I can even trust a street dog.
But I won't believe you.
That's why I'm here,
to say sorry to you.
Will your sorry bring 2o million?
I only have five days.
Kirch has asked for money
from me, not from you.
We both can..
Find a solution.
I got trapped by you once,
not again.
Taj, I am sorry.
Please believe me,
we will find a solution.
I will do it myself.
Taj! Taj!
Please listen to me.
- But Peach!
- I'll arrange something.
Rupees 100/kg.
- Okay, I'll call you later.
Peach!
Pack two kgs of peaches.
Give me a note of rupees 200.
I will give you
peaches in the packing.
My friend, you are an artist.
I wanted to get into movies,
but my destiny brought me here.
So I started this
stand with motorcycle.
I dreamt of becoming a policeman.
Singh am! Simba! Sooryavanshi!
(Name of Hindi movies)
Did you learn acting?
Are you talking about acting?
Acting is in my blood.
I was born to act.
I am your dad in relation.
My name is Shenshah!
I will drink your blood.
In big cities,
these small incidents
keep happening.
- Senorita!
- That's enough!
Take this.
Take these 2000 rupees.
Why are you kidding me?
This can buy my
motorcycle and stand both.
These are not for your stand.
Will you act?
No! What's the task?
Boss, let's do something
on a bigger level.
Let's buy a canon.
Raid! Raid! Raid!
Who is Kirch?
Didn't you hear me?
What do you need?
My name is Arvinder Singh.
What nonsense are you doing?
I beat leeches like you
very brutally. Do you understand?
- What do you need here?
- Cash.
- The cash that you've hidden here.
- Is it?
Go and find it.
I know where it is.
Taj. There is nothing.
I have checked everything.
There is nothing.
Back?
Listen! My name is inspector
Arvinder Singh.
If you create any trouble,
I will beat you up.
- What's the matter Arvinder Singh?
Didn't you find anything?
I am leaving for now. But I'll
be back in the same way.
I will either take your
bag of money or..
I will take you with the bag.
- Be careful!
- Get lost,
you looser!
(Laughing)
Whatever you say,
that Kirch is a very mean guy.
It's not easy to get money from
him.
It becomes easy if a person
uses some smart idea.
Your idea was not good.
What did you think before
sending him?
Why don't you use your mind?
You just taunt me 24 hours.
Either you give me a
good idea or shut up.
Why should I shut up?
We both are equally trapped.
How are you equally trapped?
Has Kirch ever seen your face?
Hey, do your work.
He will shoot me.
It's enough if you
come to my last rites.
I'll see if I'll have time.
I've many deliveries to make.
Take this.
Please get that Stepney out
of the car and repair it.
Why are you looking at me?
Hurry up!
It's time for my shot.
- Do you own a beer shop?
- No!
He looks like a begger
overall and a thief by face.
Brother, is this your car?
Yes.
- I mean, car..shot and all. What's the matter?
Have you heard about
actor Prabhu Meva?
No!
I am him.
My shoot is going on nearby.
I am acting as a beggar in it.
Films!
Films mean scenes.
So, do you get enough money?
What are you saying?
People invest 20-30
million and earn...
100-150 million.
Now, everything is
done in safe zone.
Safe zone?
How?
On guarantee.
Many companies buy movies
even before their making.
They will give you 40 million.
You spend only 20
and save 20 million.
So, what's the guarantee in this?
You people are crazy!
Everything is done on
paper as it is in the safe zone.
Have you done this?
Yes, I have.
Please give me your number at least.
Can we come to watch your shoot?
You can come whenever you want.
Repair it.
Okay.
- What's the plan?
- To make a movie.
Are you alright? You don't even
have 2k rupees in your pocket.
You've to pay 20 million and you
are talking about movie making.
- Not me.
- Then who?
- Kirch.
- What?
Kirch!
Yes, my baby,
I know that 20 million is a big
amount,
and there is less time,
I am worried but
don't become crazy.
We will make the movie.
But Kirch will do the investment.
Latu, tell him that
Kirch is not that stupid.
He traps 100 people in one day.
And you are planning
to make a fool of him!
This plan is a flop.
Listen to me, that person
made us trust him, right?
You can earn 4 crores by
investing 20 million in a film.
Brother, he made us believe him,
not Kirch.
- Is it easy to get us to believe?
Can someone fool us easily?
It can happen once but
we only need to get
Kirch to trust that..
Money can be doubled in the movies.
How will he believe this?
We will prepare the
documents that are required..
In making movies.
Then you will go and
explain this plan to Kirch.
You'll say to him that Kirch,
I'm here with a
flop idea of a film.
The bullet you'll use after
five days, use it today.
We will take that person with
us. He'll explain this to Kirch.
Listen Taj, I am with you in this.
But remember one
thing, He is Kirch.
I agree that he has
no idea about movies.
But he knows this world well than others.
- Yes.
- Latu.
- Yes.
When will Legging and Jegging
come to pick up Kirch's car?
- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.
Now, you wait and watch.
Ask him how much time will it take?
Hey, is brother Kirch's car ready?
Only five minutes.
Wow!
Goldy!
How is this location
for our next film?
It's good sir. Why're we using
the same car again and again?
We should change it.
My friend Goldy,
I can change the
car today if I want.
I am waiting for the 20 million
investment that I have put..
In the movie to become 4.
Then I'll buy the car with 4 rings.
Okay.
Wow!
- Goldy!
- Yes, sir.
How are these faces for our movie?
- Beautiful faces, sir.
Bro, can you please lower your glass a bit?
- Hey, leave him.
Tell us about that 2 to 4 scheme.
Please maintain the distance.
Why are you coming forward?
That was our personal matter.
We also talk
personal things on this.
Now it is asking about the
matter you were discussing.
It's saying that it will go
off without the answer.
Buddy!
Bro, we've used many
props like this in movies.
This is real.
Brother and sister, sorry!
We both are movie makers.
He is director Joginder Singh
and I'm writer Goldy.
Hey, we didn't ask
for your bio data.
Tell us about that 2 to 4 scheme.
It's very simple, brother.
We make a movie for 20 million and
sell that for 40 million.
Hey, who invests the money?
The producer invests the money.
Who is a producer?
The one who invests money. You
can also become one. We charge...
10%. Do one thing.
Come tomorrow and talk to our boss.
Explain all this to him and
take 20 million.
He has this kind of money..
Laying around.
- But we never found that. - What?
I mean, you should
also give your bio data.
Who are you? Who is your boss?
He is Jaggi Singh, Jagging.
He is Lakha Singh, Legging.
And our boss is Mr. Kripalchand,
or Kirch.
What kind of names are these?
Didn't your parents give
you some nice names?
Hey! Talk about work.
Hey, listen to me.
Come to the office tomorrow and
take two crores.
Listen Lakking Singh
and Jaggi Singh.
Tell Mr. Kripalchand that he
needs us. We don't need him.
If he wants to make
his two into four,
take my card.
Come to this place at
11:00 am in the morning.
Let's go! Our work is done here.
See this.
The Boss will be happy. Kirch
has won a lottery.
He would say that...
Legging and Legging has done
well for the first time.
But I will tell him first.
No! I will be the first to give
this happy news to him.
- Hey, I will.
- Leave me.
- I will.
- I will.
I am saying that I will.
Okay, you do that.
Let's go.
Rama!
Please don't leave me, Rama.
I can't live without you, Rama.
Neither my heart will not
be at peace without you,
nor I'll be able to sleep at night.
Rama!
Please take me with you, Rama.
Rama!
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Great sir! What acting!
It was really good.
- Please get water for him.
- Hello!
I am coming.
You were so awesome.
You could've got her back if
this would've been real.
This kind of small
work keeps going on.
Tell me, why are you here?
We want you to meet someone.
He has a lot of money but he
doesn't know where to invest.
I didn't get it.
You've to explain to him about how
to get 40 million from 20 million,
in the same way,
you explained to us.
Is that all?
Tell me, what will I get?
We have nothing to give you.
We don't have money, fame or film.
We request you to do it as a...
good deed.
It's not for people's good.
This can save a person's life.
- Whose?
- His.
- What kind of joke is this?
- This is no joke.
It's a long story.
- Will you hear?
- Yes,
If I don't return 20
million within next 4 days,
I may lose my life.
This is okay but why are
you throwing me in this?
- What's my fault in this?
- Sir!
We're asking for the sake of
humanity. We've accepted defeat.
But you came and explained all
so we thought to give it a last try.
Or else, we both
will lose our lives.
Please be strong.
Tell me, where will I meet him?
He will come to us and
we'll present you as a big
distributor of South industry.
He wouldn't be able to verify.
So it will be easier to explain.
Don't worry.
I'll manage everything.
Prabhu sir! The shot is ready.
- One minute! Will see you later.
- Okay.
Will he do it? I don't think so.
He will.
- Where shall we call him?
- There,
where we were made a fool of.
Not us, you.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
What are you thinking?
I am thinking about the plan.
About the plan? We are going
to put a stamp on the plan.
- Is it okay or not?
- No.
Kirch has seen you so many
times. What if he catches you?
Do we have any other solution?
No.
But you're trying to get 20 million
from Kirch with that actor.
I don't feel good about it.
When I did something
like this for the first time,
it was out of necessity.
I didn't think about
right or wrong.
I only knew that.
I needed money by evening.
This became a hobby after that.
After so many years,
this necessity has come again.
I am with you in
whatever you're thinking.
Looks like they are here.
They are here.
- Am I recognizable?
- No.
You are alright.
- Go then.
- Okay.
I can't go.
Come with me.
Hello, Kirch brother.
Kirch brother.
He is the director of the movie.
He is the writer of the movie.
- Please come.
- Please sit, brother.
What do you write?
I write everything, short films,
big film, web series, a love letter.
Okay then. Wite and show me,
how to convert 2 into 4?
What?
- How to make 4 from 20 million?
- Yes, I am telling.
You should tell him.
I can't say anything.
Kirch, do you watch movies? No.
Then it's easy to explain.
What? Leave about
what, where, and how?
How much will be invested and
how much will be earned?
Think about that.
Kirch brother, our movies are
sold at 40 million in the market.
And 20 million are invested in
making them.
- Okay. How many have you done?
- Four,
- every year.
- Every year.
Hit.
Then, get money from
your previous investor
for this one too.
Why are you looking
for a new person?
Please forgive me, Kirch brother.
You came here in search of us,
we never came to you.
If we discuss in short,
a film needs an investment of
40 million.
Even if you invest 10 million,
we will arrange the
second million by ourselves.
Listen,
I can invest 10 millions.
Who will sell them?
Our third partner,
Swamiji.
What?
There.
Please have the seat.
He is Mr. Swami.
He is a senior in our industry.
No one has earned it..
Equal respect to him..
In the last ten years.
Sir, myself..
Swami, a dear friend of Joginder.
I am a film distributor.
What is this?
Making and selling a film and
bringing benefits for a producer,
What's the guarantee
that it will sell?
Oh, God! What are you saying?
Swami is the guarantee for that.
Brother, it's his
task to get approval,
it's our task to make a movie,
and it's your task to invest.
What's your charge?
Only ten percent.
We don't ask for more.
What if you don't get the approval?
What if there is
something fraudulent?
What's your name?
- His name is Kirch.
Kirch brother!
You should know with
whom you're meeting,
or else you wouldn't
have asked this question.
We will get the approval.
The money will be invested,
the film will be made and..
Then the money will be returned.
If you want to enter in this
running train, you are welcome.
Or else, greetings.
Sweet!
Listen!
Kirch brother! Kirch brother!
Who asked you to fake so much?
He doesn't even list to anyone.
He alone has equivalent
to hundred people.
But you challenged him.
How would I know? I didn't have
a written script to read from.
I said whatever I got in my mouth.
- You have spoiled everything.
- Correct.
What correct?
It was your idea to make a movie.
We could have done something else.
This may be Jasmine.
Legging!
Yes, Jaggi brother.
Yes. Yes. Tomorrow?
Yes. Okay.
What did he say?
He has asked us to
come at Noon tomorrow.
Oh, God! We are so gone.
I have never been there.
He would shoot
first and talk later.
Before something happens,
we should back out.
- Back out!
- We can't back out now.
Let things proceed
in their own way.
Let's go tomorrow.
The movie you
explained to me yesterday,
I like that game.
Nice.
- But.
- There is no but.
I only have one condition.
I will invest the whole money.
So I will..
- Get the whole profit.
- Okay.
Don't you dare add
any other person.
We also have one condition.
I'll direct the movie,
and the writer will be Goldy.
Do whatever you want.
I don't care.
I need my 40 million in 4 months.
Do you understand?
Bring the papers on
which your movie is written.
What are you saying?
Do we carry paper around?
Hey!
I like his attitude.
No issue, Swamiji.
We will meet tomorrow,
and read the papers also.
You take the money and make the movie.
- Good.
- We'll leave and will see you...
- Hey! How can you leave?
Since you are here,
tell me the story of your movie.
Also, tell me,
is this comedy or..
Like us.
- It's romantic, sir.
- Nice.
What do your lovers do?
They both are
studying in the College.
They fall in love...
in the college.
After that, when they
meet outside the college,
they find out that they
both are family rivals.
Wow!
We should celebrate this.
Yes, Sunami.
What? Is it?
Bro, Kartar is out of jail now.
Hey, get the rifles.
Let's finish him today.
Yes, bro.
Let's meet tomorrow.
- Okay.
- Hey!
- Let's go.
- Hey, you!
You should stay here.
Your story is very interesting.
We will listen on the way.
Let's go.
Please complete your work today,
I can tell the story tomorrow.
Let's go! I'll show
you something nice.
I will show you the
example of family rivalry.
You can add that to your scene.
- Get him!
- Let's go!
Let's go.
Hey, I'll take him.
Hey, I'll put him in the car.
Hey, I will.
I will kill you.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
Let's get in.
Save me!
Bye! Bye!
So much time has gone.
Latu is still not here.
They might be still
rotating him around.
I also think that
they might have scared him
to get everything out.
I am telling you, these kinds
of people are very scary.
A person from the village was
caught by such kind of people,
they put a pistol in his mouth,
and di something with him that
he still cries today.
What could have happened with Latu?
Uncle, think about what
he will do with us.
- He is here.
- Thank God.
You scared me without any reason.
Kirch is a nice person.
I told him the script, he
gave me sweets to eat.
He also gave me 11 rupees a gift.
You are roaming alone
with such a big amount.
Why? Did he need to
bring those bouncers too?
Now, what to do about papers?
- You have to make the papers.
- Yes.
Tell me, what should
be the title of the movie.
First Copy.
It's done.
You're handling the
goons of the village,
it's not like you have
to fool common people.
I'll also be trapped
because of you.
First, you made my lover run.
Now, when I'm here to earn
money, you'll get me dead.
I am out from your bad deeds.
- Listen!
- Listen!
I won't.
What kind of person he is!
First Copy?
The documents are complete.
You've sold the movie in total
four crores.
You should be relaxed.
It's a normal thing for us.
Since you have become
the producer now,
if you could pay some advance..
The money is yours.
But once,
let Legging and Legging meet the
actors of the movie.
They want to meet them.
We still have to finalize them.
Lock?
What are you saying?
We have to lock them
and that needs money.
Tell me this,
you've done so much,
then you must have
talked to someone.
Are you fully prepared or not?
- No! The preparations are done.
- Yes.
Hero is in Bombay.
The actress is here.
Will you meet her?
Yes.
Then do one thing.
Come here tomorrow.
We will ask her to come here.
What's her name?
Name..name..
Her name is Sweety.
Sweety!
Sweety! What kind of name is that?
Couldn't you think of a good name?
I said whatever I got in my mind.
And Its not like something will
change if you act as Sweety.
Nothing will happen.
It's an easy job for me
to act and fool people.
And if you remember, I did the
same to someone before.
You talk a lot!
Keep these for Kirch.
I have also kept something for you.
What?
Nothin. Shall we eat?
I am not hungry. You go ahead.
Your mind will only
work if you will eat.
Kirch has already eaten my mind.
Listen to me.
If something happens to me,
carry forward our legacy.
How will something happen to you?
Even if something happens,
I will go with you.
I can't understand you.
Okay then,
I'll go and deliver a car.
Dumb!
Only if you could..
Understand me.
"He looks at me secretly"
"he hides from me"
"I wait for him to tell me."
"For now, he keeps
hiding his emotions."
"His eyes tell me
that he likes me."
"I hope he loves me"
"I hope he likes me"
"I hope he will tell me" "I
hope is just scared for now."
"Till when will sit in her ways"
"I always think that
I'll tell her tomorrow."
"She will agree but
my heart doesn't."
"Till when will I feel like this."
"Till when will I sit in her ways"
"I always think that
I'll tell her tomorrow."
"She will agree but
my heart doesn't."
"Till when will I feel like this."
"What if he makes me feel less."
"Makes me feel less."
"Looks like I can't say it, I
hope she comes and says it."
"She tells me
whatever is in her heart"
"I hope he likes me"
"I hope he loves me"
"I hope he will tell me" "I
hope he is scared for now."
Do you know what
happens after that?
Both actor and
actress run from there.
And he just keeps standing.
Nice Goldy!
Great!
You have put suspense in the story.
Great!
Where is the actress though?
Look there! The actress is here.
Sweety!
Sweety!
She is like the moon and stars.
She looks so nice.
Hey!
Shut up!
Go away!
Swamiji, how are you?
I am awesome.
Where were you these days?
You gave me no work.
I am giving you work in this movie.
You are the one
running this industry.
How will we do films if
you wouldn't give us work?
We are working now.
Listen!
Who invests money in the movie?
The producer invests the money.
Who is investing in this movie?
You.
Then, who is the
producer of this movie?
You.
Hey, you're the producer.
You look like a star.
I mean, producers
are generally fat.
They don't look like you.
Smart! Dashing! Intelligent!
Call some producer.
I also want to know
about my competition.
Yes, boss!
Yes.
We can make you meet a
producer but the issue is that..
No one invests here.
The money flows from outside.
Here, we only get the
low level producers.
I mean, you don't have a level.
If you give me some cash, I can
introduce you to some local producers.
Hey Goldy!
Is money going somewhere?
Get the cash from
me in one or two days.
But at least get
some producer first.
Okay, Sweety.
It was nice meeting you.
We will keep meeting now.
Isn't it?
Yes.
Hey, let's go!
Bye!
Leave!
Now, what's this new problem?
From where should
I get the producer?
Our game will be out if..
We let him meet some producers.
Tell me this.
Director, actor, writer,
distributor, all can be fraud,
then why can't a producer be fraud?
Do you know someone?
Juice! Juice! Juice!
Have cold sugarcane juice.
If you have it once, you'll
have it again and again.
Cold sugarcane juice.
You have to leave from here.
First, Jasmine came and
made me an NRI from UK,
now you're here to become
someone from Dubai.
Have some fear of God!
I have my job and I'm good.
Leave or I'll beat you
with the sugarcane.
I am only making you a Sheikh.
I am not asking you
to become Laden.
And Sheikhs have a lot of money.
Man, this is just a small job.
If you do it, we'll have
20 million by evening.
You should first tell
me things like this.
- Two crores?
- Two crores.
What do I need to do to get that?
You only have to act as a Sheikh.
You will get me killed.
Why are you scared?
If you feel you are trapped,
you have to say only one thing,
- What?
- Habibi!
What!
Habibi!
Where have you brought us?
Oh god!
We had a good luch.
Our dear friend,
Sheikh Inyat Hazmat Habibulla..
Is here.
We are discussing
our next movie with him.
He is a very rich party.
- Is it?
- Does he invest?
- Or does he have any partner?
- Are you kidding?
He gives to people.
What?
Loans. He gives loans to people.
Greetings! Greetings!
Habibi!
Greetings!
Greetings!
Greetings Habibi!
How are you?
I am good. How are you?
Prabhu, I will show you.
I am constructing something here.
Did you hear that, "She asked
me to make a path to the moon".
I am making something like that.
I will make a helicopter pad there,
and an oil well in the backyard.
I will fill the oil in my car here
and go for rides.
Is he your friend?
He is Mr. Kirch.
Mr. Kirchi, greetings!
Kirchi! Kirchi! Kirchi!
Your Kitcn feels like a hot chilly.
Hey, what?
We are in talks with
him for the next movie.
It's a small movie.
- It's of 4 million.
- Only 40 million?
Kirchi, you will earn 20 million,
and hide 20 million inside.
Is this possible?
This is possible.
What are you saying?
Muttu Swamy is with you.
Not Muttu Swamy, call me Swamy.
Swamy is with you.
He is a master.
It's my time to eat dates.
Call me at the
time of inauguration.
What are you talking about? Can we
do the inauguration without you?
Nice! Nice!
Greetings!
Greetings!
Hey!
Shall we talk about the movie?
When did I say no?
If you want, we can
start with that tomorrow.
We will have to arrange the money.
Cash? Oh, cash is ready.
Come to my place tonight.
We will sit together.
Taj!
Mr. Director, this special
foreign alcohol is for you.
No, sir.
I don't want a bit.
Goldy! Swamiji!
Tell me,
shall I make a peg for you?
Oh, God! No alcohol.
I am pure veg.
- What about you Goldy?
- Yes make one for me.
Leave mine too.
- What's this?
- Sorry!
Okay. I will drink alone.
Or else it will get angry.
Kirch, what's the next plan?
- What plan? You should start.
- What?
Nothing is starting
since last four days.
Keep the patience.
You are a very eager person.
Also,
what was that Sheikh saying?
Call him for the inauguration.
What inauguration?
When a film starts, the first day
shooting is called inauguration.
Will our film have the same?
- Yes.
- Then do it.
The inauguration. I will also see.
Oh, God!
What are you saying?
That requires money.
When are you inaugurating?
Let's keep the inauguration
day after tomorrow.
Okay.
Done.
Get the cash at the
time of inauguration.
I will also get some
photos clicked.
What do you say, Goldy?
Everything is done. Sir,
make a 30 ml peg for me too.
Great!
Make one smaller peg for me too.
What's the matter Swamiji?
And Legging!
It reminded me of something.
Where is Taj?
Yes, brother.
Not you, I'm asking for Taj.
Okay.
How many days does he have?
The day after tomorrow will be the
last day.
Day after tomorrow?
Ask him to come tomorrow.
Okay, boss.
Boss, I prepared this table.
Boss, I put these flowers on
the table,
- and prepared it. - Nice!
- Hey, I did that.
Hey, don't lie.
- I prepared this.
- I did.
- I did.
- I did.
- I did.
- I did. Enough!
Bro, you've so much money.
Why don't you get them treated?
Hey, behave sometimes at least.
Sorry!
They spoiled the mood.
Boss, I prepared the table.
- God promise!
- I did.
Hey, make tea for three.
Friends, Kirch is
very crazy person.
I don't think he will
give the money.
He will give the money.
We are talking about
the inauguration.
Now, we can't make a film
just with talks.
It will be real,
we will bring the things.
- People will come.
- Money will also come.
But what's the plan?
I don't know.
Looks like we are inaugurating
our deaths.
We only have one day to go.
I am going to get shot first.
So I am worried the most.
Why are you worrying?
Wow man, wow!
Do we work together so that you
alone get into the problems?
I came with you in the name of
humanity.
And if you think..
That you are playing alone,
you have a big misunderstanding.
I feel as if we are playing as
one team.
Brothers!
My mind is working no more.
I don't know..
What to do? What plan to make?
If you don't know anything,
then have faith in God.
Something will happen.
How nice! How nice!
Hey hero Taj!
Where were you? It has been 5 days.
I am just trying to arrange the
money.
- But there is no bag.
- No, brother.
I have arranged but I'm just
waiting for the money to come.
Please give me some more time.
Taj! Taj! Taj!
I don't like one thing.
If you give words, you should
stay on them.
Don't make it late.
How many days do you want?
I only need 4 days.
Taj!
Do you know when a kid makes
a mistake in the school,
what does the master do?
- What does he do?
- Bring your hand here.
That hand.
Bring it here.
How many days do you have?
Two.
- And how much is the amount?
- Two crores.
Great!
Other than that, Kirch is here
if you need something.
Take this, boss.
Tell me a joke.
Listen to this, boss.
Listen!
Did he beat you a lot?
He has only hurt me today,
he can kill me tomorrow.
Then there will be news in the
newspapers,
the thug duo got into a problem.
Duo?
When they say that..
Two persons were killed doing
fraud.
And what if they survive?
You tell me.
What can I tell? You tell me.
Umm..
We will leave everything.
Or else, we will do a bigger
frauds.
I also have a third option for
myself.
What's that?
I am thinking about finding a
nice girl and marry her.
Did you find any girl?
I will find it.
There are many girls.
There are many following me.
I never saw a girl following you.
Shall I choose the one who is
walking with me.
Get your act together.
What will get by that? And our
marriage is beneficial too.
How?
You are a thug,
I am also a thug. Then our kids..
Will become great thugs.
Leave that.
Will Kirch give 2 crores?
I will take 2 crores from Kirch.
I am with you in everything you do.
Kirch! We will come again
to face you.
Hello!
Yes. We have to take one angle
through that.
What?
What? What?
- Bro!
- Yes.
There is a big problem?
Aadam Khan, the actor of our movie,
got caught at the airport.
What? What are you saying?
Yes. He has been caught with
a bag of drugs.
What will we do now?
From where will we get a hero now?
Hey, what happened?
What should I tell you?
These stars..
Never think about their career.
He has ruined everything.
How will you make the movie now?
Shall I suggest something?
His personality is like a hero.
Why don't we replace that druggie
with him.
Wow!
A bit left!
A bit right!
You mean, Kirch will be the hero
of First Copy.
- Yes.
- It's good.
They are making me the hero.
Everything is set now.
Do you think I'll be able to do it.
Why are we here then? It's
the director's work.
Don't your company have an issue
if the hero is changed?
Don't worry about that.
- I will handle that.
- Okay.
What do you think?
Who are you?
Hero!
Then, tell me.
What should I do?
In the scene is that Sweety is
your wife.
But you and Sweety have fought
because of something.
And now, she is leaving the house.
You try to stop her. Sweety!
But she doesn't stop.
You try to stop her again.
- Sweety!
- Sweety!
We won't let her go.
- Then she cries.
Then you also start crying.
You cry a lot.
You cry a lot.
I will get her to change
the costume.
(Crying)
She is leaving!
Shall we start now?
Sweety! I'll say action,
you have to say the dialogue and
start leaving from here.
Okay.
Get the bag.
What kind of bag is this?
Is she going to college? No!
She is leaving the house.
Does anyone have a bigger bag?
Bigger.
What?
We have the bag in which we
have put the money.
There is money in that.
Can I sue that bag for the shoot?
You can take my life.
Give her the bag.
Okay. It's done.
Take this, madam.
This is your bag.
When I say action,
you say the dialogue, pick the bag,
and start walking
in that direction.
And you have to cry.
Sweety is leaving.
Let's start.
Please move aside.
- You're in the frame. Move back.
Move aside.
Camera!
Ready!
- Action!
- I am leaving your house.
I am leaving your luxury.
Very good!
- From today, your and mine relation is..
- Over.
- Over.
Let's go!
Keep walking!
- Sweety! Sweety!
- Feel brother.
This house will be empty without
you, Sweety.
Sweety, don't leave.
Sweety!
Sweety, my life will be ruined.
Sweety!
What will happen to me without
you, Sweety?
Sweety! Oh god!
Sweety!
She left me!
She left me!
She ran!
Go and look for her.
She ran.
- She left me.
- Boss!
Hey!
Brother!
Sweety, I can't live without you.
They would keep searching
for us now.
Habibi would not even go to
Dubai now.
Kirch will not sleep today.
Oh, God!
He won't even have a
coconut water now.
Taj, you have got such a big
amount from a goon.
I have to return this back.
And you have to give back
what you've kept.
I wish we could keep the
whole amount.
Kirch will take everything.
I have a solution for that.
Solution?
I don't know.
Kirch, these are
a total of 2 crores.
Kirch brother!
You don't look good.
Hey!
What happened to both of them?
Leave me!
Leave me!
What have you done?
Bro, he brought them.
Stop it.
Sorry!
Are they complete?
Yes, they are. You can count them.
Okay then. Leave.
Okay.
Raid! Raid! Raid! Raid!
Woah! You are carrying crores
around.
Do you have the documents for it?
What kind of a person you are?
You do all the bad deeds.
You earn black money.
I am taking your bag with me.
Come to the police station and
- take your bag.
- Listen!
I told you earlier,
if you get in a feud with
Arvinder Singh,
you will have to pay for it.
would change like that.
Everything was so good.
A nice husband,
two sweet daughters,
but tobacco changed everything.
Now this spreading cancer has to
be separated from my face.
Nothing will be the
same as before.
Tobacco ruined my life.
Tobacco products ruin your life.
Many times I think about the harm
this cigarette could cause me.
Will it cause a stroke?
Will I be a burden on my family?
Will I get lung cancer
because of this?
Will it be a reason
behind mouth cancer?
Or a heart disease? Or will
it take me closer to emphysema?
Next time, ask yourself before
taking out a cigarette packet.
What harm will this cigarette
cause me?
Leave tobacco today.
Dial 1800112356 for help.
Or give a miss call on 01122901701.
Yes - That's the thing.
Okay then, I'll call you later.
Okay.
Brother looks like you've
come from Canada.
No.
I am from UK, bro.
Then, why have you come here?
My house is here.
I've come back after ten
years to meet my grandparents.
- Ten years?
- That's right.
That means you're earning well.
That's why you're still there.
Dad has a large business, bro.
He is doing all white
and black businesses.
Nice! Pretty nice!
I am also known as a
swindler in the village.
Please share your
contact number with me.
And call me to UK.
- I'll do all the tasks you give.
- Sure bro.
You've some great vibes.
My name is Surjeet Singh.
Everyone calls me Jeet.
I'll give you my contact
number before leaving.
Police's car?
Are my all documents fine?
What's the problem? It's not as if
we've stolen something. Let's go!
Hey! Get down!
Get everyone down!
Custom police!
What's the problem, bro?
Are you Surjeet Singh,
from the UK?
That's me, bro.
You've to go back
to the airport with us.
Back to the Airport?
My flight just landed, bro.
I am here on vacation for 15 days.
Your vacation will now be
spent in jail.
Talk respectfully, sir.
He has arrived from foreign.
- What has he done here?
- Hey!
Will you teach us to respect now?
Shut your mouth. Or else we will
put you in the jeep, first.
- How many bags do you have?
- Two bags.
And what's in this third bag
that you left at the airport?
That's not mine.
Then, is it mine?
Sir, he is saying
that it's not his.
Put him in the vehicle first.
No! Sorry! Sorry!
- Sir, what's my fault in all this?
- But bro.
Custom police are not your bro.
It's recorded in our...
CCTV that you had three bags.
You looked at our officer
and left one bag there.
That bag is not mine.
There are things
of total, 1 million in it.
Pay custom duty for this.
And come with us.
What's there in that?
Be silent!
Costly phones.
Leave him, sir. Jeet Singh, give
them money and get it over with.
- Stay silent.
- Pay its custom duty..
And then you can leave.
What's the..
- Custom duty for this?
- 100k.
It's too much, sir. Take 100-200
rupees and get it done with.
Bro, take this 100k.
The bag is mine.
- Take its receipt from Airport.
- I don't need that, bro.
What will I do with the receipt?
I don't want it. Leave it.
Let's take this guy
and seize his car.
Please leave me, sir. It's like
I have to pay customs for the car.
Bro, I have so much luggage. How
will I go home?
Bro!
Bro!
Bro, please drop me to my house.
Please, bro. Bro!
First copy?
Bro!
Oh!
No!
Bro!
I got looted, bro.
Bro!
Bro!
"They do fraud with
the whole world."
"25 police stations
have their photos."
"The whole city calls
them fraud master."
"They even steal the cart
from behind a still horse."
"They make the keys
before opening the locks."
"Make the first
copies just like that."
"Make the first
copies just like that."
"Make the first
copies just like that."
"Make the first
copies just like that."
Taj!
What kind of items do the
girls in English movies sell by..
Sticking them on the glass?
I think..
They clean everything
other than the glass.
I don't know what they clean but..
Clean your thoughts
and wash the car.
Do that later.
First, have some tea, Taj brother.
Wow, Ghanshyam! Rain and the tea
made by you, both are awesome.
Sir, your tea. Please give me ten
rupees for your bill.
Who is this walking
book of English?
He is my younger brother, Taj.
Why are you taking him along
with you? Put him in the school.
They ask for money in school.
And we already have a hard life.
Okay!
Go and get the money.
He will make me a bigger one day.
Put this kid..
In the school. We will
pay for his education.
- Thank you, brother.
- Hey!
- Study well. Okay?
- Yes.
What kind of work are you doing?
First, you loot people and
then you get looted yourself.
Why do you worry?
One day, we will
commit a huge fraud,
and our fame will reach to the Moon.
I don't know about the moon.
But if we don't pay Kirch,
he will take us to the moon.
Such a great thing! We do the deed,
but the money goes to Kirch.
Bro, when you live in a pond,
the smaller fish should never
fight with the bigger fish.
Go and pay Kirch's part.
You always send me
alone to meet Kirch.
- You should also come with me.
- Thank you so much.
I am good here cleaning the cars.
Okay, give me
Kirch's part. I'll go.
When will you pay the money?
Please give me seven more days.
Hey Legging, hey Jegging!
How many days did
he ask for last time?
- Seven days.
- Again seven days.
Hey, I can't understand
this mathematics.
Beat him up.
Hey, I'll beat him.
- No, I'll beat him.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
I will give the first punch.
I will.
- I will.
- I will.
I will.
- Bro, I will do it.
- Bro, I will.
I am hitting him right now.
First! First!
Bro, please have a look at me too.
You moron! Are you Katrina Kaif?
Go inside!
Tomorrow! I will pay tomorrow.
I will pay tomorrow.
Get him out.
Hello Taj!
A person should be like you.
You always come with the payment.
Sometimes, when a
person doesn't pay,
we need to beat
him to get the money.
Kirch bro, how can someone
not return your money?
You can easily kill someone
in that machine of yours.
You say smart things.
- Bro.
- Yes.
Don't send me alone to Kirch.
My kid is scared of going alone!
What!
He shoots bullets when he is happy.
He dips a person in
water when he is angry.
He was dipping a
person in a drum of water.
Hey, stop the bike. I
have to relieve myself.
What's the benefit of being a thug?
Whatever we earn,
half is paid to Kirch
and half is donated.
We only get few coins.
Cures disappointed and weak men,
Dr. Bhaladas.
What do you say?
- Book an appointment for you.
- Hey, don't say such things.
Whatever you say, they
are also thugs like us.
They make people believe that
they can solve all their issues.
Yes!
Take this with water both
in morning and evening.
...and experience its effects.
Next! Call the next patient.
Greetings, sir!
Why are you looking
at me like this, lady?
Tell me, how can I
solve your problem?
I am Sanjeeda.
My husband, Isfam
is sitting outside.
But the issue is that
at his age,
his strength is also declining.
Hey, you don't need to worry.
- I'll cure it right away.
- No!
There is no need of medicine.
We went on our honeymoon.
I got these packets made of herbs
from a local doctor there.
- We have 100 of them. - Is it?
- Yes.
When you don't need to
take medicine from me,
then why are you here?
The reason is that he doesn't
want to take the medicine.
You are an intelligent doctor,
a smart doctor.
If you will tell him once,
he will surely listen to you.
- Shall I call him?
- Yes, call him.
Listen! Please come here.
I am here, my queen.
He is here.
Listen, I am talking
about your benefit.
Look at your queen.
Tell me, why don't
you solve her problem?
Wow! Wow! How awesome!
Mr. doctor, you are very poetic.
I am presenting to you one.
Yes!
"My age is seventy now."
"My age is seventy now."
"And still I fell in the
trap of fourth marriage."
Oh God!
"My wife is very young."
"How can I get some life in my abs."
"How can I get some life in my abs."
We are here to do that.
Take this.
You have to take two
doses of it per day.
And your body will start
running as a new car.
Wow! How awesome!
Okay then, take your leave.
Greetings!
Greetings!
How funny!
- Hello!
- Hello sir, this is Sanjeeda.
I came to see you. I want to
thank you with my heart.
You have filled
colors in my life again.
He has started taking that
medicine on your advise and
I can't even explain how
effective that has been.
I can't tell you in words,
Mr. Bhaladas.
Is it?
You got those from Himachal, right?
How many more packets do you have?
We have 1000.
Can you please give
me three of them?
Okay.
But you will have to
give rupees 500 for one.
Don't worry!
- I'll pay for them.
- Okay.
I will send them right away.
Doctor, what have you given?
Son, sit for one minute.
Doctor, that medicine
is very effective.
Even a single packet
has shown its effect.
Wow! Can these issues get cured?
- Do you have more of that?
- I will get more for you.
Throw the next ball. Oh! Wait!
Hello!
Hello Sanjeeda!
Yes Mr. Bhaladas!
The medicine you gave me,
do you have more of that?
You will get as much as you want.
Sanjeeda, please
send me 800 packets.
But what if you rob my money?
Sanjeeda, don't
worry about the money.
Send me the medicine
as soon as possible.
Throw the ball!
"Didn't learn to live
the life with fear."
"Snatch the right by
fighting with destiny."
"Keep the attitude but
never say bad to anyone."
"We have touched the hearts."
"We are the ace of spade."
"We stay on our promises."
"We are ahead of fake people,
"We are the ace of spade."
"We stay on our promises"
We are ahead of fake people."
"We don't talk to all, good with
good folks and bad with bad ones."
"We have open hearts,
we are earning friendships."
"We are the ace of spade"
"We stay on our promises."
"We are ahead of fake people."
"The world doesn't have
power to destroy us."
"We are not the
followers of the world."
"We thug the thugs and
share the loots with needy."
"We advise everyone to earn
truthfully even if they eat less."
"Almonds can't give
you intelligence."
"Our thoughts are our
own, we don't copy."
"We follow the philosophy of
staying away from drugs and..
Have full fun".
"We are the ace of spade."
"We are ahead of fake people."
Juice! Juice! Juice!
Make a mixed juice.
Yes.
What's the latest news?
It's the news about
First copy thugs.
Okay.
Double your money in
twenty five seconds.
Come! Come! Come! Use your luck!
We won't loot your money
like First Copy thugs.
Please come! Please come!
You will get the money if you win.
This is the only
chance to try your luck.
Please come!
- What? - Police!
- Wait!
All the people who talk about
giving double money, are fraud.
Do I look like a fraud to you?
Yes, you look like one.
I am playing a clean game.
Only two kind of
people run from police.
One kind are thieves
and others are frauds.
No sir, you are taking me wrong.
You were saying
something about First Copy.
What do you know about them?
Them! I am their fan.
I want to meet them. They don't
meet the likes of you. Leave!
Deal is of 100 millions.
If you know anything
about them, tell me.
Neither he nor I can
complete the task alone.
If we work together,
we will be successful.
Take this card.
Tomorrow evening at 5:00pm.
Yes!
What's the matter?
I think there is a big matter.
What's the time?
Time is bad.
Excuse me!
So you are the thief and
you are also the police.
I am Taj and he is Latu.
Original First Copy.
Nice to meet you!
I am Jasmine.
I've heard a lot about you.
I wanted to meet you since long.
You leave such a good impression.
We are just talented, nothing else.
What was the talk about 10 millions?
Let's have some tea first?
Have you heard about
the Golden Peacock?
- The one made with diamonds.
- Yes.
Didn't people from
England take that?
Its owner, Sharanjeet Oberoi
is coming to India to sell that.
We have to replace
that with a first copy.
It's a very simple job.
We are experts at that.
It's 10 millions.
If it would've been that easy,
she would've done that alone.
What are the problems?
There are two problems.
One at the time when
many people come to buy it.
Second is the manager of
Sharanjeet Oberoi, Jack South hall.
Jack South hall?
Sidhu Moosewala and Diljeet
Dosanj have their village name..
...as their sir name. Looks
like he has done the same.
Sharanjeet Kaur Oberoi's manager..
Arranges all of her meetings.
If we win him,
we can directly meet
Sharanjeet Kaur Oberoi.
This problem can be solved.
- What about the first one?
- Leave that to me.
I will hack the website and
put it down.
Does that Jack has some weakness?
Since you know so much about him.
Nothing special. But he is
continuously suffering from..
Dysentery after coming to India.
He isn't able to find any cure.
He will find the cure now.
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Toilet!
Hey, he is here. Go!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
- Hey, walk car fully!
- Why are you pushing me?
Leave that! Look there!
Lord Balantalan!
Everyone knows him.
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Lord, where is bathroom?
The Lord knows everything.
He can tell with his powers that
your stomach is flipping around.
Have you done X-ray of
my stomach to know that?
I know that you have to use toilet.
Take this. Take two
doses on empty stomach.
You won't even use
washroom for ten days.
Lord, that's great.
- Hi five!
- Hi five, Lord!
The lord knows many things.
You've come from foreign.
And you've put your sir name
based on your village's name.
Lord!
My name is Jack South hall.
The South hall area where
the best beer is found.
So great, lord.
One minute!
The lord is finding
many more things.
You are here to sell a peacock.
You're here to sell
the Golden peacock.
Lord, how do you know that?
I know.
Sit there! Don't move!
Eighty two.
Eighty three.
Eighty five.
Eighty six.
- Holy Jesus!
- What is that lord?
You'll sell you
peacock at this number?
Don't sell it on any other
number or you'll face disaster.
Okay, lord!
Very good.
- Hail to lord Balantalandi!
- Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Leave! Leave!
Thank you Lord!
Welcome, son.
Hail to lord Balantalandi!
Hey, did you give
the correct number?
Did you give the wrong number.
Have some patience. Why
are you worried so much?
I don't think he has
completed the task.
You could've gone with
me if you don't trust me.
You could go as my disciple.
Hello!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
What's the matter?
He asked to come
in the afternoon at 2:00pm.
- Yes.
- Yeah!
- 10 millions!
- Yes!
Yes!
Great!
"Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Di."
- Hello! Greetings!
- Greetings!
Please come.
I was waiting for you.
Please have the seat.
- Please sit.
- Okay.
Have the seat.
- Are you the buyers?
- Yes.
I am A at mad as and she
is my wife, Ambika Das.
He must be the future Das.
Kidding! I am just kidding.
Madam is almost here.
I will let her know.
- Jack!
- Madam is here.
Madam, they are buyers.
Okay.
Business name?
A at mad as and Sons!
Our shop is very famous
at Lakkad Bazaar..
Since 1983.
- Website?
- Oh, website?
We have a family business.
We don't need a website.
The whole city knows us.
- What's the address of the shop? 22.
- 50.
How can you...
No. 50 number shop
at 22 number signal.
Do you have a land line
number for your shop?
Dial it.
Madam, some on is saying in
English that it's not available.
Do you have a card of your shop?
Card? Card?
Card is at the shop.
What kind of people
you bring to meet me!
People who don't even have any poof.
How can I sell such
costly idol to anyone?
Get some professional buyers.
I apologize mam!
What kind of people are you?
Do you want me to get fired?
What's this?
The Lord told me that
you were genuine people.
You look like fraud.
The lord told me that you were
gentleman but you're fraud.
Sir, please give us
one more chance.
We will come prepared.
Okay. But leave for now.
Leave now!
Oh god!
I feel as if my
stomach is flipping.
How bad!
It's coming. It has no fixed time.
Looks like.
I would have to wear red underwear.
It won't stop.
We have only solved the
issue of phone number,
but not solved the shop
name, web sire, registry.
I found it.
- What?
- The solution.
This person had a Marwari
jewellery shop that is closed now.
We'll get everything from here.
Can you find its number?
What will we do the number?
We will hack every detail needed.
Sharanjeet Kaur Oberoi,
we will come prepared now.
ALI this is good.
But tell me,
what's the deal?
We want to see the golden peacock.
Without any doubt.
- Did you get the token?
- Not yet.
Token?
Isn't a token based on buying.
Are you kidding?
Our Malheri shor is of millions.
We need some assurance.
Jack, it's a Golden peacock.
- Golden peacock.
- We are here to buy that.
Many people come here just
to see our golden peacock.
How will we know that
you are serious buyers?
Mam, we are serious buyers.
If you are serious, then
get the token seriously.
We will seriously show the peacock.
Enough of discussion.
The amount of token is
10%, I mean only 10 millions.
10 millions!
Yes.
Can we get such a big amount?
I don't think so.
Is there any other solution?
I don't think so.
That means these
10 millions are gone.
I think so.
Can't we get it from someone..
For four to five days.
Sweetie, how can
you talk like fool?
It's not 10k, it's 10 million.
No one lets us borrow.
10 million rupees is not...
Bro, shall we borrow from Kirch?
Are you nuts?
He will shoot us before talking.
And even of he gives the money,
and if we are unable to return them,
he would kill me.
Latu is right.
Once talk to him.
He has always given us money.
We never asked him.
Ask him for this one time.
Taking 10 million from Kirch means
giving him 20 million within a week.
And if something happens,
he will take my life.
How can he kill you? I will come
and stand in front of you.
Leave that. Listen!
We'll take 1 crore
to madam tomorrow,
exchange the idol and return.
Next day, we will tell Ramdas that
the idol is ready, bring the money.
After taking 10 millions from him,
we will pay 2 crores to Kirch,
and get 8 crores to ourselves.
Sure 4 will be yours
and 4 will be mine.
You like calculating a lot.
Okay, done.
Kirch!
Welcome Taj!
What's happening there?
He had to return 2 lakhs of mine.
He is saying that his brother is
coming in five minutes.
He has time remaining..
Of 4 minutes and 37 seconds.
What if he can't?
What then? Either his brother
will come or
we will shoot him.
Tell me, how much have you brought?
I haven't got anything.
I am here to ask.
Wow! The reverse system.
- How much do you need?
- One.
Hey Legging, bring it.
Give him one lakh rupees.
- Bro, not one lakh, 10 million.
- How much?
10 million.
10 million?
Are you kidding with me?
No, brother.
You will get them.
Looks like you're going to
do something big.
Yes, brother. I only need your
blessings.
Legging, give him the amount.
Take this.
Listen!
You have to return two crores.
Yes.
- Tell me the days.
Five?
How great, Taj!
Be careful boys. He might buy
a crasher.
Okay brother. I'll leave.
Listen! He had to return two lakhs.
You have to return two crores.
Think about your condition
beforehand.
Anyhow, we have to meet after
five days.
Take the money inside.
Show them the idol.
Have some tea, please.
This is our..
450 years old, the pride of
our family.
Madam, this..
Ambika! Ambika!
Ambika, what happened?
- Ambika, what happened?
- Please get some water.
(Crying)
Doctor!
(Crying)
(Crying)
Doctor!
Please get the water!
Ambika! Ambika!
(Crying)
Water! Water!
Have some water.
We will go to the doctor.
- Please have some water.
- Doctor!
No!
Get up!
(Crying)
(Crying)
Bro, we like the idol.
We will pay you later.
Yes, first you go to the doctor.
"Looks like it is already night."
"Since the day I met you."
"I don't know when the night came."
"Since the day I met you."
"I always think about how to propose
you."
"I am falling in love with you"
"I can't live without you."
"I got infected with the disease
of your love"
"I can take this for my whole life"
"I only need a yes from you"
"I want to see your hand
filled with bangles."
"I won't even let the hot air
touch you"
"I won't even let the hot air
touch you"
"I am falling in love with you"
"I can't live without you"
"I'm falling in love with you"
"I can't live without you"
"I'm falling in love with you"
"I can't live without you"
"I can't live without you."
How much do you ask for it?
10 millions.
- Not a single rupee less than that.
Are you kidding with Ramdas?
What? Isn't it the golden peacock?
Remove the golden, it's just a
Peacock.
It's not even of thousand rupees.
- And you're asking 10 millions.
- What nonsense you're talking about?
I am telling you the reality.
You've wasted my time in the
morning.
Listen, uncle!
- I'll hit you with the suitcase.
Don't you dare call me uncle.
Hey, didn't you change
it with care?
Hey, I changed it carefully.
Jasmine was with me.
You can ask her. Call her.
She has sent a voice message.
The thugs of first Copy,
the idol is fake!
The news is that both the idols
were fake.
See, you fool people.
I have fooled you.
You paid us 10 million so nicely.
Sharanjeet Oberoi is an actress,
who acts in theatre.
Jack is my uncle.
See you then!
Oh! We'll never meet again. Bye!
Our life was so good.
We have fallen into such a trap.
It's not us, it's you.
That too because of a girl.
You were trying to be the thief
couple.
You can also scold me now.
When this all was happening,
- did you have any doubts?
- No.
Once I find her,
I'll bury her here.
I'll also bury her here.
What was that similar to a snake?
- Snake?
- Jack.
Jack. - Jack?
- Jack.
I don't know if his upset stomach,
is better or not.
But he has got us motions.
We only have talks
to talk about now.
We can just talk.
I can't understand..
- How will I pay 20 million of Mirch?
- Mirch?
- The one that is sharp like a knife.
- Kirch, buddy.
- Kirch.
- Kirch.
How will we pay 20 million?
- He will kill you.
- No.
- No?
- No.
- I won't die alone.
- With Jasmine?
I'll take your name too.
And I'll tell you that you've 20 million.
You've done bad, bad boy.
Okay. Think about what you will say to him.
- What to say?
Does he even listen to anyone?
He shoots directly.
Hey, at least try talking to him.
You're a brother of the lion.
If you are such a lion,
why don't you go?
Have you ever seen lions
talking to dogs?
You mean, I am a dog.
Do I need to say that?
You were following her like a dog.
You are right, brother.
Okay. I'll go to Kirch in the
morning.
Pour me some more.
You asked me but poured
for yourself.
You are drinking more.
What is he thinking?
- I don't know.
Brother.
Kirch brother.
I need a few more days.
What are you
thinking, brother Kirch?
I am thinking of new ways
of killing.
We have used the crusher.
- We have buried people.
- Yes.
We have shot people.
Now we should do something new.
There is so much dirt.
Why don't we make a big mountain,
and kill by stopping the breath?
This is the worst kind of death.
What is he saying?
I... I...
- He is asking for more days.
Brother! Please listen to me.
Brother, please don't shoot me.
Brother, please don't shoot me.
I will get your money back,
brother.
It's malfunctioning.
You are lucky.
I need my money back..
Before it's repaired. Leave!
Listen!
It's saying that it will take five
days to get repaired.
And if it takes six days,
I will shoot your head.
Okay, brother.
I only asked for a few days and
he kept the gun on my forehead.
He would have shot it.
It was my good luck that I
got saved.
They are searching for new ways to
kill me.
He wanted to kill me
by burying me in the sand.
Nice idea!
Then, there will be a tree of
your name.
I'll give water to it.
Look, I will miss but I'll manage.
Man, how can you
be kidding right now?
- South hall!
- South hall?
Isn't he in England?
That South hall.
Give me that one.
- Let's catch him.
Eat it later.
- Hey!
- I'll listen to your demands.
You ran away with 10 million.
Here, our life is at risk and
you're eating ice cream.
- Give us the money.
- Money!
We don't have the money.
- Hey, you have to believe us.
- No.
So, we started.
I and Sharanjeet were out with the
money and at that time..
Three guys kidnapped us.
We saved our lives somehow.
We don't have any idea about that.
Everything was according to the
plan until evening.
I also dropped you a message.
I got to know later that this
happened with me.
Where is the third one?
She ran off.
No. You have helped her
in running with money.
Believe us. Did we ever lie to you?
Please believe us.
I am still horrified because of
the faces of those three people.
- How did they look?
- Scary.
They had more beards than skin
on their face.
They also had a pony behind
their head.
- Kirch!
- Where?
Not here. They were people of
Kirch.
Yes. They were taking the same name.
- Oh god!
The money that we took from him
is also with him,
and he is asking for more
than 20 million from us.
Don't you have any shame?
How can you talk about...
such a big amount. Please
talk in lakhs or thousands.
We even make our kids wear torn clothes.
- Yes.
Tell me, how will you pay them now?
Not you, all of us.
We all are equally
responsible for this.
If he burnt me,
you would also be made in some dishes.
- Uncle!
20 million.
Where is the washroom?
Taj!
Taj!
I know that you would
never believe me.
Believe!
Now, I can even trust a street dog.
But I won't believe you.
That's why I'm here,
to say sorry to you.
Will your sorry bring 2o million?
I only have five days.
Kirch has asked for money
from me, not from you.
We both can..
Find a solution.
I got trapped by you once,
not again.
Taj, I am sorry.
Please believe me,
we will find a solution.
I will do it myself.
Taj! Taj!
Please listen to me.
- But Peach!
- I'll arrange something.
Rupees 100/kg.
- Okay, I'll call you later.
Peach!
Pack two kgs of peaches.
Give me a note of rupees 200.
I will give you
peaches in the packing.
My friend, you are an artist.
I wanted to get into movies,
but my destiny brought me here.
So I started this
stand with motorcycle.
I dreamt of becoming a policeman.
Singh am! Simba! Sooryavanshi!
(Name of Hindi movies)
Did you learn acting?
Are you talking about acting?
Acting is in my blood.
I was born to act.
I am your dad in relation.
My name is Shenshah!
I will drink your blood.
In big cities,
these small incidents
keep happening.
- Senorita!
- That's enough!
Take this.
Take these 2000 rupees.
Why are you kidding me?
This can buy my
motorcycle and stand both.
These are not for your stand.
Will you act?
No! What's the task?
Boss, let's do something
on a bigger level.
Let's buy a canon.
Raid! Raid! Raid!
Who is Kirch?
Didn't you hear me?
What do you need?
My name is Arvinder Singh.
What nonsense are you doing?
I beat leeches like you
very brutally. Do you understand?
- What do you need here?
- Cash.
- The cash that you've hidden here.
- Is it?
Go and find it.
I know where it is.
Taj. There is nothing.
I have checked everything.
There is nothing.
Back?
Listen! My name is inspector
Arvinder Singh.
If you create any trouble,
I will beat you up.
- What's the matter Arvinder Singh?
Didn't you find anything?
I am leaving for now. But I'll
be back in the same way.
I will either take your
bag of money or..
I will take you with the bag.
- Be careful!
- Get lost,
you looser!
(Laughing)
Whatever you say,
that Kirch is a very mean guy.
It's not easy to get money from
him.
It becomes easy if a person
uses some smart idea.
Your idea was not good.
What did you think before
sending him?
Why don't you use your mind?
You just taunt me 24 hours.
Either you give me a
good idea or shut up.
Why should I shut up?
We both are equally trapped.
How are you equally trapped?
Has Kirch ever seen your face?
Hey, do your work.
He will shoot me.
It's enough if you
come to my last rites.
I'll see if I'll have time.
I've many deliveries to make.
Take this.
Please get that Stepney out
of the car and repair it.
Why are you looking at me?
Hurry up!
It's time for my shot.
- Do you own a beer shop?
- No!
He looks like a begger
overall and a thief by face.
Brother, is this your car?
Yes.
- I mean, car..shot and all. What's the matter?
Have you heard about
actor Prabhu Meva?
No!
I am him.
My shoot is going on nearby.
I am acting as a beggar in it.
Films!
Films mean scenes.
So, do you get enough money?
What are you saying?
People invest 20-30
million and earn...
100-150 million.
Now, everything is
done in safe zone.
Safe zone?
How?
On guarantee.
Many companies buy movies
even before their making.
They will give you 40 million.
You spend only 20
and save 20 million.
So, what's the guarantee in this?
You people are crazy!
Everything is done on
paper as it is in the safe zone.
Have you done this?
Yes, I have.
Please give me your number at least.
Can we come to watch your shoot?
You can come whenever you want.
Repair it.
Okay.
- What's the plan?
- To make a movie.
Are you alright? You don't even
have 2k rupees in your pocket.
You've to pay 20 million and you
are talking about movie making.
- Not me.
- Then who?
- Kirch.
- What?
Kirch!
Yes, my baby,
I know that 20 million is a big
amount,
and there is less time,
I am worried but
don't become crazy.
We will make the movie.
But Kirch will do the investment.
Latu, tell him that
Kirch is not that stupid.
He traps 100 people in one day.
And you are planning
to make a fool of him!
This plan is a flop.
Listen to me, that person
made us trust him, right?
You can earn 4 crores by
investing 20 million in a film.
Brother, he made us believe him,
not Kirch.
- Is it easy to get us to believe?
Can someone fool us easily?
It can happen once but
we only need to get
Kirch to trust that..
Money can be doubled in the movies.
How will he believe this?
We will prepare the
documents that are required..
In making movies.
Then you will go and
explain this plan to Kirch.
You'll say to him that Kirch,
I'm here with a
flop idea of a film.
The bullet you'll use after
five days, use it today.
We will take that person with
us. He'll explain this to Kirch.
Listen Taj, I am with you in this.
But remember one
thing, He is Kirch.
I agree that he has
no idea about movies.
But he knows this world well than others.
- Yes.
- Latu.
- Yes.
When will Legging and Jegging
come to pick up Kirch's car?
- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.
Now, you wait and watch.
Ask him how much time will it take?
Hey, is brother Kirch's car ready?
Only five minutes.
Wow!
Goldy!
How is this location
for our next film?
It's good sir. Why're we using
the same car again and again?
We should change it.
My friend Goldy,
I can change the
car today if I want.
I am waiting for the 20 million
investment that I have put..
In the movie to become 4.
Then I'll buy the car with 4 rings.
Okay.
Wow!
- Goldy!
- Yes, sir.
How are these faces for our movie?
- Beautiful faces, sir.
Bro, can you please lower your glass a bit?
- Hey, leave him.
Tell us about that 2 to 4 scheme.
Please maintain the distance.
Why are you coming forward?
That was our personal matter.
We also talk
personal things on this.
Now it is asking about the
matter you were discussing.
It's saying that it will go
off without the answer.
Buddy!
Bro, we've used many
props like this in movies.
This is real.
Brother and sister, sorry!
We both are movie makers.
He is director Joginder Singh
and I'm writer Goldy.
Hey, we didn't ask
for your bio data.
Tell us about that 2 to 4 scheme.
It's very simple, brother.
We make a movie for 20 million and
sell that for 40 million.
Hey, who invests the money?
The producer invests the money.
Who is a producer?
The one who invests money. You
can also become one. We charge...
10%. Do one thing.
Come tomorrow and talk to our boss.
Explain all this to him and
take 20 million.
He has this kind of money..
Laying around.
- But we never found that. - What?
I mean, you should
also give your bio data.
Who are you? Who is your boss?
He is Jaggi Singh, Jagging.
He is Lakha Singh, Legging.
And our boss is Mr. Kripalchand,
or Kirch.
What kind of names are these?
Didn't your parents give
you some nice names?
Hey! Talk about work.
Hey, listen to me.
Come to the office tomorrow and
take two crores.
Listen Lakking Singh
and Jaggi Singh.
Tell Mr. Kripalchand that he
needs us. We don't need him.
If he wants to make
his two into four,
take my card.
Come to this place at
11:00 am in the morning.
Let's go! Our work is done here.
See this.
The Boss will be happy. Kirch
has won a lottery.
He would say that...
Legging and Legging has done
well for the first time.
But I will tell him first.
No! I will be the first to give
this happy news to him.
- Hey, I will.
- Leave me.
- I will.
- I will.
I am saying that I will.
Okay, you do that.
Let's go.
Rama!
Please don't leave me, Rama.
I can't live without you, Rama.
Neither my heart will not
be at peace without you,
nor I'll be able to sleep at night.
Rama!
Please take me with you, Rama.
Rama!
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Great sir! What acting!
It was really good.
- Please get water for him.
- Hello!
I am coming.
You were so awesome.
You could've got her back if
this would've been real.
This kind of small
work keeps going on.
Tell me, why are you here?
We want you to meet someone.
He has a lot of money but he
doesn't know where to invest.
I didn't get it.
You've to explain to him about how
to get 40 million from 20 million,
in the same way,
you explained to us.
Is that all?
Tell me, what will I get?
We have nothing to give you.
We don't have money, fame or film.
We request you to do it as a...
good deed.
It's not for people's good.
This can save a person's life.
- Whose?
- His.
- What kind of joke is this?
- This is no joke.
It's a long story.
- Will you hear?
- Yes,
If I don't return 20
million within next 4 days,
I may lose my life.
This is okay but why are
you throwing me in this?
- What's my fault in this?
- Sir!
We're asking for the sake of
humanity. We've accepted defeat.
But you came and explained all
so we thought to give it a last try.
Or else, we both
will lose our lives.
Please be strong.
Tell me, where will I meet him?
He will come to us and
we'll present you as a big
distributor of South industry.
He wouldn't be able to verify.
So it will be easier to explain.
Don't worry.
I'll manage everything.
Prabhu sir! The shot is ready.
- One minute! Will see you later.
- Okay.
Will he do it? I don't think so.
He will.
- Where shall we call him?
- There,
where we were made a fool of.
Not us, you.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
What are you thinking?
I am thinking about the plan.
About the plan? We are going
to put a stamp on the plan.
- Is it okay or not?
- No.
Kirch has seen you so many
times. What if he catches you?
Do we have any other solution?
No.
But you're trying to get 20 million
from Kirch with that actor.
I don't feel good about it.
When I did something
like this for the first time,
it was out of necessity.
I didn't think about
right or wrong.
I only knew that.
I needed money by evening.
This became a hobby after that.
After so many years,
this necessity has come again.
I am with you in
whatever you're thinking.
Looks like they are here.
They are here.
- Am I recognizable?
- No.
You are alright.
- Go then.
- Okay.
I can't go.
Come with me.
Hello, Kirch brother.
Kirch brother.
He is the director of the movie.
He is the writer of the movie.
- Please come.
- Please sit, brother.
What do you write?
I write everything, short films,
big film, web series, a love letter.
Okay then. Wite and show me,
how to convert 2 into 4?
What?
- How to make 4 from 20 million?
- Yes, I am telling.
You should tell him.
I can't say anything.
Kirch, do you watch movies? No.
Then it's easy to explain.
What? Leave about
what, where, and how?
How much will be invested and
how much will be earned?
Think about that.
Kirch brother, our movies are
sold at 40 million in the market.
And 20 million are invested in
making them.
- Okay. How many have you done?
- Four,
- every year.
- Every year.
Hit.
Then, get money from
your previous investor
for this one too.
Why are you looking
for a new person?
Please forgive me, Kirch brother.
You came here in search of us,
we never came to you.
If we discuss in short,
a film needs an investment of
40 million.
Even if you invest 10 million,
we will arrange the
second million by ourselves.
Listen,
I can invest 10 millions.
Who will sell them?
Our third partner,
Swamiji.
What?
There.
Please have the seat.
He is Mr. Swami.
He is a senior in our industry.
No one has earned it..
Equal respect to him..
In the last ten years.
Sir, myself..
Swami, a dear friend of Joginder.
I am a film distributor.
What is this?
Making and selling a film and
bringing benefits for a producer,
What's the guarantee
that it will sell?
Oh, God! What are you saying?
Swami is the guarantee for that.
Brother, it's his
task to get approval,
it's our task to make a movie,
and it's your task to invest.
What's your charge?
Only ten percent.
We don't ask for more.
What if you don't get the approval?
What if there is
something fraudulent?
What's your name?
- His name is Kirch.
Kirch brother!
You should know with
whom you're meeting,
or else you wouldn't
have asked this question.
We will get the approval.
The money will be invested,
the film will be made and..
Then the money will be returned.
If you want to enter in this
running train, you are welcome.
Or else, greetings.
Sweet!
Listen!
Kirch brother! Kirch brother!
Who asked you to fake so much?
He doesn't even list to anyone.
He alone has equivalent
to hundred people.
But you challenged him.
How would I know? I didn't have
a written script to read from.
I said whatever I got in my mouth.
- You have spoiled everything.
- Correct.
What correct?
It was your idea to make a movie.
We could have done something else.
This may be Jasmine.
Legging!
Yes, Jaggi brother.
Yes. Yes. Tomorrow?
Yes. Okay.
What did he say?
He has asked us to
come at Noon tomorrow.
Oh, God! We are so gone.
I have never been there.
He would shoot
first and talk later.
Before something happens,
we should back out.
- Back out!
- We can't back out now.
Let things proceed
in their own way.
Let's go tomorrow.
The movie you
explained to me yesterday,
I like that game.
Nice.
- But.
- There is no but.
I only have one condition.
I will invest the whole money.
So I will..
- Get the whole profit.
- Okay.
Don't you dare add
any other person.
We also have one condition.
I'll direct the movie,
and the writer will be Goldy.
Do whatever you want.
I don't care.
I need my 40 million in 4 months.
Do you understand?
Bring the papers on
which your movie is written.
What are you saying?
Do we carry paper around?
Hey!
I like his attitude.
No issue, Swamiji.
We will meet tomorrow,
and read the papers also.
You take the money and make the movie.
- Good.
- We'll leave and will see you...
- Hey! How can you leave?
Since you are here,
tell me the story of your movie.
Also, tell me,
is this comedy or..
Like us.
- It's romantic, sir.
- Nice.
What do your lovers do?
They both are
studying in the College.
They fall in love...
in the college.
After that, when they
meet outside the college,
they find out that they
both are family rivals.
Wow!
We should celebrate this.
Yes, Sunami.
What? Is it?
Bro, Kartar is out of jail now.
Hey, get the rifles.
Let's finish him today.
Yes, bro.
Let's meet tomorrow.
- Okay.
- Hey!
- Let's go.
- Hey, you!
You should stay here.
Your story is very interesting.
We will listen on the way.
Let's go.
Please complete your work today,
I can tell the story tomorrow.
Let's go! I'll show
you something nice.
I will show you the
example of family rivalry.
You can add that to your scene.
- Get him!
- Let's go!
Let's go.
Hey, I'll take him.
Hey, I'll put him in the car.
Hey, I will.
I will kill you.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
- I will.
Let's get in.
Save me!
Bye! Bye!
So much time has gone.
Latu is still not here.
They might be still
rotating him around.
I also think that
they might have scared him
to get everything out.
I am telling you, these kinds
of people are very scary.
A person from the village was
caught by such kind of people,
they put a pistol in his mouth,
and di something with him that
he still cries today.
What could have happened with Latu?
Uncle, think about what
he will do with us.
- He is here.
- Thank God.
You scared me without any reason.
Kirch is a nice person.
I told him the script, he
gave me sweets to eat.
He also gave me 11 rupees a gift.
You are roaming alone
with such a big amount.
Why? Did he need to
bring those bouncers too?
Now, what to do about papers?
- You have to make the papers.
- Yes.
Tell me, what should
be the title of the movie.
First Copy.
It's done.
You're handling the
goons of the village,
it's not like you have
to fool common people.
I'll also be trapped
because of you.
First, you made my lover run.
Now, when I'm here to earn
money, you'll get me dead.
I am out from your bad deeds.
- Listen!
- Listen!
I won't.
What kind of person he is!
First Copy?
The documents are complete.
You've sold the movie in total
four crores.
You should be relaxed.
It's a normal thing for us.
Since you have become
the producer now,
if you could pay some advance..
The money is yours.
But once,
let Legging and Legging meet the
actors of the movie.
They want to meet them.
We still have to finalize them.
Lock?
What are you saying?
We have to lock them
and that needs money.
Tell me this,
you've done so much,
then you must have
talked to someone.
Are you fully prepared or not?
- No! The preparations are done.
- Yes.
Hero is in Bombay.
The actress is here.
Will you meet her?
Yes.
Then do one thing.
Come here tomorrow.
We will ask her to come here.
What's her name?
Name..name..
Her name is Sweety.
Sweety!
Sweety! What kind of name is that?
Couldn't you think of a good name?
I said whatever I got in my mind.
And Its not like something will
change if you act as Sweety.
Nothing will happen.
It's an easy job for me
to act and fool people.
And if you remember, I did the
same to someone before.
You talk a lot!
Keep these for Kirch.
I have also kept something for you.
What?
Nothin. Shall we eat?
I am not hungry. You go ahead.
Your mind will only
work if you will eat.
Kirch has already eaten my mind.
Listen to me.
If something happens to me,
carry forward our legacy.
How will something happen to you?
Even if something happens,
I will go with you.
I can't understand you.
Okay then,
I'll go and deliver a car.
Dumb!
Only if you could..
Understand me.
"He looks at me secretly"
"he hides from me"
"I wait for him to tell me."
"For now, he keeps
hiding his emotions."
"His eyes tell me
that he likes me."
"I hope he loves me"
"I hope he likes me"
"I hope he will tell me" "I
hope is just scared for now."
"Till when will sit in her ways"
"I always think that
I'll tell her tomorrow."
"She will agree but
my heart doesn't."
"Till when will I feel like this."
"Till when will I sit in her ways"
"I always think that
I'll tell her tomorrow."
"She will agree but
my heart doesn't."
"Till when will I feel like this."
"What if he makes me feel less."
"Makes me feel less."
"Looks like I can't say it, I
hope she comes and says it."
"She tells me
whatever is in her heart"
"I hope he likes me"
"I hope he loves me"
"I hope he will tell me" "I
hope he is scared for now."
Do you know what
happens after that?
Both actor and
actress run from there.
And he just keeps standing.
Nice Goldy!
Great!
You have put suspense in the story.
Great!
Where is the actress though?
Look there! The actress is here.
Sweety!
Sweety!
She is like the moon and stars.
She looks so nice.
Hey!
Shut up!
Go away!
Swamiji, how are you?
I am awesome.
Where were you these days?
You gave me no work.
I am giving you work in this movie.
You are the one
running this industry.
How will we do films if
you wouldn't give us work?
We are working now.
Listen!
Who invests money in the movie?
The producer invests the money.
Who is investing in this movie?
You.
Then, who is the
producer of this movie?
You.
Hey, you're the producer.
You look like a star.
I mean, producers
are generally fat.
They don't look like you.
Smart! Dashing! Intelligent!
Call some producer.
I also want to know
about my competition.
Yes, boss!
Yes.
We can make you meet a
producer but the issue is that..
No one invests here.
The money flows from outside.
Here, we only get the
low level producers.
I mean, you don't have a level.
If you give me some cash, I can
introduce you to some local producers.
Hey Goldy!
Is money going somewhere?
Get the cash from
me in one or two days.
But at least get
some producer first.
Okay, Sweety.
It was nice meeting you.
We will keep meeting now.
Isn't it?
Yes.
Hey, let's go!
Bye!
Leave!
Now, what's this new problem?
From where should
I get the producer?
Our game will be out if..
We let him meet some producers.
Tell me this.
Director, actor, writer,
distributor, all can be fraud,
then why can't a producer be fraud?
Do you know someone?
Juice! Juice! Juice!
Have cold sugarcane juice.
If you have it once, you'll
have it again and again.
Cold sugarcane juice.
You have to leave from here.
First, Jasmine came and
made me an NRI from UK,
now you're here to become
someone from Dubai.
Have some fear of God!
I have my job and I'm good.
Leave or I'll beat you
with the sugarcane.
I am only making you a Sheikh.
I am not asking you
to become Laden.
And Sheikhs have a lot of money.
Man, this is just a small job.
If you do it, we'll have
20 million by evening.
You should first tell
me things like this.
- Two crores?
- Two crores.
What do I need to do to get that?
You only have to act as a Sheikh.
You will get me killed.
Why are you scared?
If you feel you are trapped,
you have to say only one thing,
- What?
- Habibi!
What!
Habibi!
Where have you brought us?
Oh god!
We had a good luch.
Our dear friend,
Sheikh Inyat Hazmat Habibulla..
Is here.
We are discussing
our next movie with him.
He is a very rich party.
- Is it?
- Does he invest?
- Or does he have any partner?
- Are you kidding?
He gives to people.
What?
Loans. He gives loans to people.
Greetings! Greetings!
Habibi!
Greetings!
Greetings!
Greetings Habibi!
How are you?
I am good. How are you?
Prabhu, I will show you.
I am constructing something here.
Did you hear that, "She asked
me to make a path to the moon".
I am making something like that.
I will make a helicopter pad there,
and an oil well in the backyard.
I will fill the oil in my car here
and go for rides.
Is he your friend?
He is Mr. Kirch.
Mr. Kirchi, greetings!
Kirchi! Kirchi! Kirchi!
Your Kitcn feels like a hot chilly.
Hey, what?
We are in talks with
him for the next movie.
It's a small movie.
- It's of 4 million.
- Only 40 million?
Kirchi, you will earn 20 million,
and hide 20 million inside.
Is this possible?
This is possible.
What are you saying?
Muttu Swamy is with you.
Not Muttu Swamy, call me Swamy.
Swamy is with you.
He is a master.
It's my time to eat dates.
Call me at the
time of inauguration.
What are you talking about? Can we
do the inauguration without you?
Nice! Nice!
Greetings!
Greetings!
Hey!
Shall we talk about the movie?
When did I say no?
If you want, we can
start with that tomorrow.
We will have to arrange the money.
Cash? Oh, cash is ready.
Come to my place tonight.
We will sit together.
Taj!
Mr. Director, this special
foreign alcohol is for you.
No, sir.
I don't want a bit.
Goldy! Swamiji!
Tell me,
shall I make a peg for you?
Oh, God! No alcohol.
I am pure veg.
- What about you Goldy?
- Yes make one for me.
Leave mine too.
- What's this?
- Sorry!
Okay. I will drink alone.
Or else it will get angry.
Kirch, what's the next plan?
- What plan? You should start.
- What?
Nothing is starting
since last four days.
Keep the patience.
You are a very eager person.
Also,
what was that Sheikh saying?
Call him for the inauguration.
What inauguration?
When a film starts, the first day
shooting is called inauguration.
Will our film have the same?
- Yes.
- Then do it.
The inauguration. I will also see.
Oh, God!
What are you saying?
That requires money.
When are you inaugurating?
Let's keep the inauguration
day after tomorrow.
Okay.
Done.
Get the cash at the
time of inauguration.
I will also get some
photos clicked.
What do you say, Goldy?
Everything is done. Sir,
make a 30 ml peg for me too.
Great!
Make one smaller peg for me too.
What's the matter Swamiji?
And Legging!
It reminded me of something.
Where is Taj?
Yes, brother.
Not you, I'm asking for Taj.
Okay.
How many days does he have?
The day after tomorrow will be the
last day.
Day after tomorrow?
Ask him to come tomorrow.
Okay, boss.
Boss, I prepared this table.
Boss, I put these flowers on
the table,
- and prepared it. - Nice!
- Hey, I did that.
Hey, don't lie.
- I prepared this.
- I did.
- I did.
- I did.
- I did.
- I did. Enough!
Bro, you've so much money.
Why don't you get them treated?
Hey, behave sometimes at least.
Sorry!
They spoiled the mood.
Boss, I prepared the table.
- God promise!
- I did.
Hey, make tea for three.
Friends, Kirch is
very crazy person.
I don't think he will
give the money.
He will give the money.
We are talking about
the inauguration.
Now, we can't make a film
just with talks.
It will be real,
we will bring the things.
- People will come.
- Money will also come.
But what's the plan?
I don't know.
Looks like we are inaugurating
our deaths.
We only have one day to go.
I am going to get shot first.
So I am worried the most.
Why are you worrying?
Wow man, wow!
Do we work together so that you
alone get into the problems?
I came with you in the name of
humanity.
And if you think..
That you are playing alone,
you have a big misunderstanding.
I feel as if we are playing as
one team.
Brothers!
My mind is working no more.
I don't know..
What to do? What plan to make?
If you don't know anything,
then have faith in God.
Something will happen.
How nice! How nice!
Hey hero Taj!
Where were you? It has been 5 days.
I am just trying to arrange the
money.
- But there is no bag.
- No, brother.
I have arranged but I'm just
waiting for the money to come.
Please give me some more time.
Taj! Taj! Taj!
I don't like one thing.
If you give words, you should
stay on them.
Don't make it late.
How many days do you want?
I only need 4 days.
Taj!
Do you know when a kid makes
a mistake in the school,
what does the master do?
- What does he do?
- Bring your hand here.
That hand.
Bring it here.
How many days do you have?
Two.
- And how much is the amount?
- Two crores.
Great!
Other than that, Kirch is here
if you need something.
Take this, boss.
Tell me a joke.
Listen to this, boss.
Listen!
Did he beat you a lot?
He has only hurt me today,
he can kill me tomorrow.
Then there will be news in the
newspapers,
the thug duo got into a problem.
Duo?
When they say that..
Two persons were killed doing
fraud.
And what if they survive?
You tell me.
What can I tell? You tell me.
Umm..
We will leave everything.
Or else, we will do a bigger
frauds.
I also have a third option for
myself.
What's that?
I am thinking about finding a
nice girl and marry her.
Did you find any girl?
I will find it.
There are many girls.
There are many following me.
I never saw a girl following you.
Shall I choose the one who is
walking with me.
Get your act together.
What will get by that? And our
marriage is beneficial too.
How?
You are a thug,
I am also a thug. Then our kids..
Will become great thugs.
Leave that.
Will Kirch give 2 crores?
I will take 2 crores from Kirch.
I am with you in everything you do.
Kirch! We will come again
to face you.
Hello!
Yes. We have to take one angle
through that.
What?
What? What?
- Bro!
- Yes.
There is a big problem?
Aadam Khan, the actor of our movie,
got caught at the airport.
What? What are you saying?
Yes. He has been caught with
a bag of drugs.
What will we do now?
From where will we get a hero now?
Hey, what happened?
What should I tell you?
These stars..
Never think about their career.
He has ruined everything.
How will you make the movie now?
Shall I suggest something?
His personality is like a hero.
Why don't we replace that druggie
with him.
Wow!
A bit left!
A bit right!
You mean, Kirch will be the hero
of First Copy.
- Yes.
- It's good.
They are making me the hero.
Everything is set now.
Do you think I'll be able to do it.
Why are we here then? It's
the director's work.
Don't your company have an issue
if the hero is changed?
Don't worry about that.
- I will handle that.
- Okay.
What do you think?
Who are you?
Hero!
Then, tell me.
What should I do?
In the scene is that Sweety is
your wife.
But you and Sweety have fought
because of something.
And now, she is leaving the house.
You try to stop her. Sweety!
But she doesn't stop.
You try to stop her again.
- Sweety!
- Sweety!
We won't let her go.
- Then she cries.
Then you also start crying.
You cry a lot.
You cry a lot.
I will get her to change
the costume.
(Crying)
She is leaving!
Shall we start now?
Sweety! I'll say action,
you have to say the dialogue and
start leaving from here.
Okay.
Get the bag.
What kind of bag is this?
Is she going to college? No!
She is leaving the house.
Does anyone have a bigger bag?
Bigger.
What?
We have the bag in which we
have put the money.
There is money in that.
Can I sue that bag for the shoot?
You can take my life.
Give her the bag.
Okay. It's done.
Take this, madam.
This is your bag.
When I say action,
you say the dialogue, pick the bag,
and start walking
in that direction.
And you have to cry.
Sweety is leaving.
Let's start.
Please move aside.
- You're in the frame. Move back.
Move aside.
Camera!
Ready!
- Action!
- I am leaving your house.
I am leaving your luxury.
Very good!
- From today, your and mine relation is..
- Over.
- Over.
Let's go!
Keep walking!
- Sweety! Sweety!
- Feel brother.
This house will be empty without
you, Sweety.
Sweety, don't leave.
Sweety!
Sweety, my life will be ruined.
Sweety!
What will happen to me without
you, Sweety?
Sweety! Oh god!
Sweety!
She left me!
She left me!
She ran!
Go and look for her.
She ran.
- She left me.
- Boss!
Hey!
Brother!
Sweety, I can't live without you.
They would keep searching
for us now.
Habibi would not even go to
Dubai now.
Kirch will not sleep today.
Oh, God!
He won't even have a
coconut water now.
Taj, you have got such a big
amount from a goon.
I have to return this back.
And you have to give back
what you've kept.
I wish we could keep the
whole amount.
Kirch will take everything.
I have a solution for that.
Solution?
I don't know.
Kirch, these are
a total of 2 crores.
Kirch brother!
You don't look good.
Hey!
What happened to both of them?
Leave me!
Leave me!
What have you done?
Bro, he brought them.
Stop it.
Sorry!
Are they complete?
Yes, they are. You can count them.
Okay then. Leave.
Okay.
Raid! Raid! Raid! Raid!
Woah! You are carrying crores
around.
Do you have the documents for it?
What kind of a person you are?
You do all the bad deeds.
You earn black money.
I am taking your bag with me.
Come to the police station and
- take your bag.
- Listen!
I told you earlier,
if you get in a feud with
Arvinder Singh,
you will have to pay for it.