Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines (2022) Movie Script
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Jason!
Stop.
I raised you, boy. My blood. I brought
you back from the devil himself.
We're almost there.
This is the key.
This is the door.
Their bodies will
pave the road to life.
Their blood will be the
return of your mother.
No one can know you're alive, my boy.
You know what needs to be done.
Kill for mother.
Tonight, someone's going to die.
It's the new hit reality game show,
Hangman IRL. Tonight at 8:00 p.m.
I'm on location in Iceland
where the museum just
confirmed it's received
its first human donor.
Talk about becoming a member.
We spoke with a representative
of the museum who explains
how hard it's been to get
ahead and penetrate this market.
Angelica?
Angelica?
I'm coming up.
Please leave a message after the tone.
Hi, it's me again, Angelica
Jarvis. I just haven't heard
anything in a while and,
yeah, I just wanted to check in.
So, please give me a call back.
Okay, thank you.
Sleepy head. Are you ready?
For what?
Get your butt up,
okay? I've had enough.
Shower's on. We're
going out for margaritas.
No, Courtney, you know I can't go
out. I have to be here for Ashley.
And Ashley has been with me
for the last two weeks, okay?
She's a big girl, she knows
her way around. I promise.
No, I still have too much
to do here still, so...
I'm going to change,
you're going to get your
ass up, and we're going
to go out like old times.
But I didn't like the old times.
Yes, you did, okay?
Come on. I'm going
to change. Let me know
if you need help with
the bandage, okay?
You ready yet, Angie?
Yeah, yeah, one sec.
Hey, Ash, I'm heading out now,
okay? I'll be back in a bit.
Ash?
My god. Not again.
You guys drinking in here?
Smells like a brewery.
I wish.
Got 40 dead, still some missing.
What you're smelling is
your John Doe number three.
We've identified him as Louis
Carlyle, who appears to be 100 proof.
Every bar, brothel, and deputy in the
state could identify this guy for you.
Well, he's had quite the day.
We're wrapping up this one too.
Marilyn Evans. Mail girl
by day, tour guide by night.
This poor beauty was delivered
pinned to her girlfriend.
As in, their heads were literally
skewered together
with a walking stick.
So, Detective Forester,
how are you holding up?
Well, considering we just lost Sheriff
Rolatti, three deputies, and Tucker's on
leave... the entire town is in a panic
because there's a killer on the loose.
Actually, Julie mentioned
that there's two killers.
Right.
Elias Voorhees.
Jason's father.
Did Julie tell you we found at least
four death certificates
for him already?
At least three of these
bodies are from him.
If not more.
So, have there been any changes
to the missing person list?
Just a couple.
Robert Thompson and Frank Castille.
So, are we not going to talk
about this whole situation?
Yes, that.
Mr. Carlyle was an organ donor, and
as such, left explicit instructions
to donate his member to the
Icelandic Phallological Museum.
It's a penis museum.
It's a thing. Look it up.
Okay.
Much better.
So, are you still conducting
your search and rescue out there?
Just volunteers now.
We blew through our entire
budget chasing out that little
Jarvis girl. Kept running
away trying to find her dad.
Yeah, you better put
a leash on that one.
I threatened her pretty
good last time I saw her, so
I don't think she's going
to be a problem anymore.
Good.
Thank you.
Gotta tidy the place up a bit. Jeez.
My god.
Todd, what is your deal?
Fucking asshole!
I'm not sorry at all.
It's going to leave a mark.
Well, that was such a long ride, man.
All right.
Everybody, do not
drink anything except
the bottled water I'm giving you.
There's been an algae
bloom around here
recently and the water
will make you sick.
What's an algae bloom?
What you drank at the last gas station.
Also, if you find
Ashley, use your walkie.
Always make sure that you stay
within your grid pattern, making
sure that there's a person on
either side of you in your sight.
What do we do if we run into the guy?
Which one?
What do you mean which one?
How many are there?
None that we give a shit about. That's
not on our radar. So
let's focus, people.
And please die quietly.
What the hell?
We don't want to hear your screams
as we await our own demise.
Are you little ladies
going to keep chatting?
Or can we hurry and
get our grid search done?
Agreed.
Let's get out there.
Yeah.
Where are you?
No.
Shit.
Ashley!
Ashley!
Ashley!
Asshole!
Todd, what the fuck?!
Todd here.
Do you see her?
No.
Of course you don't see her,
because if you saw her, we would
see her. Now put this thing
away until you need it, jackass.
Next time I'm going to shove
this down your bitch hole.
Can the shit.
We have a job to do.
Let's go clear the cabin.
10-4.
What's a bitch hole?
What the fuck is this place?
This place is creepy.
Yeah.
My god!
Sorry.
Fuck, Todd!
God damn it, Todd!
Calm down.
Really?
Just calm down.
Fucking mannequin.
Well, that's a huge relief.
Man, I got a very
bad feeling about this.
No kidding.
Todd!
What the fuck, Todd?!
What the fuck did I do?!
Jesus, that scared the shit out of me.
Okay, I think we're clear in here.
Thank God, this place
gives me the creeps.
Let's keep moving and we'll set
up camp in the next clearing.
Somebody take pictures.
I think Ashley was here.
Man, these mosquitoes
are kicking my ass.
Almost as bad as that fucking
sewage bomb Todd dropped in the car.
I thought we agreed it was an
algae bloom, Combat Boot Barbie.
What a bitch.
I swear to God, if you
draw dicks on my face again,
you're ending up back up at
that cabin all by yourself.
I trace them every time.
That's why they're so fucking small.
You guys are fucking idiots.
I don't disagree.
So, Majors?
What's next?
Zoe, Michelle, would
you mind finishing
setting up and watching the camp?
Coleman and I are going to walk
the perimeter and do another sweep.
Copy that.
Todd, would you mind
finding us some more firewood?
Aye aye, Captain.
All right, well I'm
going to rock a piss.
Again? I thought you already pissed
all over yourself back at that cabin.
You wish, perv.
Hey, hey.
Don't judge me just 'cause
I kind of think it's hot.
When I was at that
cabin, that door slammed,
I was practically
pissing my own pants.
Thanks. That's way less hot.
Dude.
Is right.
I can't go chop wood
with these sharp looks.
So for now you can just call me Machete.
Yeah, I'm going to
exit this conversation
and go take my non-sexual piss.
Michelle?
Yeah, might as well.
Okay, I'll... I'll go get some wood.
That way, Todd.
Fuck.
My god, I feel so gross.
What? This place?
No, this place doesn't bother me.
Just not having a proper shower
for three days is a bit rough.
I was going to talk
to you about the smell.
Shut up. You're in the
same boat as me, honey.
Yeah, well the water
bottle showers and baby wipes
in the world can't compete
with a nice hot shower.
Or a nice shower head.
Right?
Fuck you, Todd.
Fucking chop this
some firewood, Todd.
Fucking asshole.
Fuck.
Hey.
You think after the boys
go to bed, we can finally
kick back, you know, have
a little like... girl talk?
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
This is really fucking happening.
Fuck yeah.
I can't fucking believe this.
God, why is this so fucking hot to me?
Fuck, I need therapy.
Is this really fucking happening?
Ashley?
Ashley?
Majors?
You better get over here.
I got a body.
Where are you at?
Christ.
Majors.
Get over here.
God, Coleman. Where are you at?
Coleman?
Coleman, talk to me.
Coleman?
Coleman, talk to me.
Where are you, man?
Hey, who the fuck are you?!
Get away from me, man! No!
Girl, I'll never do one of
those cooking classes again.
Girl, swear.
Who knew?
I know, right?
My god.
We got to go show out though.
Yeah.
You ever try one of those
drunk painting classes?
Fuck!
Majors?
Majors!
Majors!
Fuck!
My god!
Hello?
Anyone here?
Anyone?
Hello?
Zoe?
Zoe!
Coleman!
Zoe!
Zoe!
Deputy Forester here.
Angelica Jarvis.
What can I do for you?
No. No, no, no, no,
no. No. Nothing's new.
In fact, I'm still working on the same
cup of coffee from
the last time we spoke.
I know.
Like I said earlier, she always comes
back. We always find her, don't we?
Sir.
Miss Jarvis.
Angelica, I need to go. Take care.
Thanks for calling.
Sir, Julie called in.
More bodies were
found down by the lake.
And you can't guess who found them.
Ashley, pain in my ass, Jarvis.
How many more we got out there?
Two more.
You guys got any more coroners coming?
No, it's just the three of us.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, we're good together.
You need to listen here, Jarvis.
Your little adventures are over.
You are directly responsible for
the death of these young people.
Hey!
Do not say that shit to her.
Okay? This is not her fault. She is not
the guy out there killing. It's Jason.
Allegedly.
You know I cannot confirm
nor deny these things.
Okay, cut the shit, John.
We all know that it's Jason.
And you know that my dad can
defeat him again, and my little
sister is at least trying to
find him. What are you doing?
First of all, it's Deputy Forester.
Second of all, I need you
to keep a closer eye on her.
And third, you need to face the
consequences of your actions.
She's just a kid. She's
just looking for her dad.
The one guy that we all
know can go up against Jason.
Come on.
Allegedly.
You need to stop being a problem and
be part of the solution and stay home.
Then do your fucking
job, so I don't have to!
You little shit head!
Hey! No respect!
I will not take this from you! From
here on out, you are on lockdown!
We leave! Carter!
Go with my sister too?
No! You are on lockdown!
What the hell's going on?
Detective Carter here is
going to give you a phone number
to a really, really good therapist.
You need to give them a call,
make an appointment, and show up.
He can't do this.
I think he just did.
No, no, you can't do this!
Keep an eye on her too.
Yeah.
Call the county, tell them we
have two more bodies on the way.
Wait, what?
Alright, man.
Say five?
What?
Did you say five?
Yeah, man. Five more.
How are we going to get
five more bodies in here?
Man, they stab 'em, I slab
'em. I don't give a damn.
You did what?
They stab 'em, I slab 'em.
Yeah.
Great. You know crap.
We're going to need more headstones.
We're going to need more booze, man.
Boy, you ain't lying about that.
I got a bad feeling, man.
Something bad's going to happen.
Man, just think about
it like this, man,
fucking business is
picking up, finally.
That's the very thing, man.
I don't feel good about it.
You know what? I got this arthritis
in my hands and whenever it
starts hurting, that means something
horrible is going to happen.
What?
My arthritis, my hands
hurting bad. That's a bad thing.
Like an Oracle.
An Orpheus.
What?
I said my hands hurting.
Stop jerking off.
Elias, you have failed us again.
You may have killed
Rolatti and the grandmother,
but you have lost her son.
Tommy Jarvis.
Followed him.
Make him pay for what he did to our
son and to make our family whole again.
You must be Ashley.
Sup?
It's good to see you again.
You remember Detective
Carter from last night?
She's going to be sitting
in on our session today.
How do you feel about that?
I feel like I don't have a choice.
Fair enough.
So, do you want to tell me
about the woods last night?
What about it?
You don't think there
was anything unusual?
Not like there were any
dead bodies or anything.
That can be jarring.
No shit.
It's still your turn, man.
What?
It's still your turn, man.
I know. Thank you.
Six.
Go fish.
Son of a bitch.
I think you need a refill, Bob.
Yeah.
Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute.
Man, it's just Kujo.
Don't worry about it.
I don't think so.
Hey man, you hear something out there?
Wait a minute. See anything out there?
Wait a minute.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, it's Kujo.
Hey baby, how are you?
How you doing, baby?
Yeah, come on in here.
Come on.
Hey.
How's my boy?
Yeah.
Man.
You need a better guard dog, man.
You don't listen to Arthur. Kujo...
You know, you're the
best guard dog there is.
Yes, you are.
Mr. Voorhees.
Where is he?
I got everything you
asked for, sir. I got
everyone. I got
everything. Look. Look. Look.
See?
Everything.
Nice.
Man, I know this guy.
He's got the best weed around,
man. We should give him a call.
Hey man, you want in on this?
Where's Jarvis?
Sir, I don't know where he is now. I... I
have no idea where to look for him, sir.
Sir, I can do anything,
but I can't kidnap them.
I can try to find them, but
I can't kidnap them. That's
illegal, sir. I can't do that.
I'm sorry. I cannot do that.
Give me your hand.
No.
No, Jesus! No!
No!
No!
No! Go!
No!
Find them right here!
You alright, man?
What's all that?
Robert's research.
Find anything?
I don't know. I... I... I
don't even know what I'm doing.
It's funny though, you and Robert.
What do you mean?
Well, you know, you guys were like
inseparable. You did
everything together.
Then he got this crazy
obsession. You hated it.
Yeah.
That was back when I thought
that they were these, like, crazy
conspiracy theorists and I
just wanted it all to go away.
But now, I would... I would
give anything to have him back.
Do you think you're going to
find what you're looking for?
I don't know, man. I don't
even know what I am looking for.
I think I'm probably just looking for
some sort of connection
to them somehow.
Probably explains that bag?
So, think she's okay in there?
Who? Ash?
Yeah, no, she can hold her own. I would
be more worried for the therapist.
What are you doing, Walt?
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Got to do it.
But I hear she's really
doing great at makeup now.
You know, maybe she
can do mine someday.
Make me a monster, you know,
something crazy like that.
Sweet.
What?
What did you say?
Is that your dad's truck?
You're going to be smoking a
turd in hell for doing this.
Dad?
Look at this.
Dad!
Wait up!
No, no! Shit! Ashley!
Ashley!
No! No! I need Deputy Forester now!
Okay, what's going on?
Please call 911! My
sister's been kidnapped!
Yeah, definitely. Hold
on one sec. Fucking... out!
Ashley Jarvis has been
kidnapped. Verified and repeat.
I'll call, I'll call, I'll call.
Shit! Put the fucking call on
hold! No, I need him fucking now!
Let's go!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Yeah.
Yeah, 911, right? We're not sure.
She's actually just taken off now.
Okay, alright, we'll see you there.
What'd they say? What'd they say?
They're going to set roadblocks
on all the corners of the town.
Okay. Fucking find this place on
the map. I don't know where it is.
It's Hagan Haven.
It's... It's Hagan Haven.
It's up the left over here.
Okay.
Okay, turn, turn left, turn left!
Where?!
Back there! Okay!
Is this the last of the prisoners?
Yeah.
Ken Slate. All right.
Let's see what happened to you.
Fuck you!
Strange, the strength
it would take to crush
a head that size and a skull this thick.
It's barbaric.
Julie, it's Forester.
Are you with Carter? She's
not answering her phone.
Carter went to go do the therapy
thing for the Jarvis girl.
Well, the Jarvis girl just got
kidnapped from that therapy thing.
Jesus.
We tracked the location of her ankle
bracelet. It's somewhere
near Forest Green.
I'm sending deputies now.
What can I do?
Find Carter.
And then head to the location of
the last ping on that bracelet.
You mean, all the way out there?
Okay.
Where is she?
Where?
I don't know who you're talking about.
Your sister!
She's probably looking for you.
When my dad finds you,
he's going to tear you apart.
He killed Jason twice.
And now he's coming for you too.
I don't fear dead men.
Liar!
If you found him, you would be dead!
How do you think you got here?
Where is he?!
What did you do to him? Where is my dad?!
Where is she?
Where? Where is she?!
I don't know!
Where?!
I don't know!
Please!
I really don't know!
Where?!
I don't know!
I don't know where she is!
Please!
I really don't know!
Nikki?
Yeah?
Come take a shot with me.
No, I'm good.
Listen, I've got a lot of anxiety
about being here right now.
What?
Nikki Parsley doesn't want to
have a shot, Miss Party Girl?
No, I'm sure I'll be fine once
we get away from this place.
All right.
Well, once we get there,
we're going to drink everything
in sight and play with those
oiled up abs and muscles.
That's right, baby. Once we
get there, those boys better
fasten their seat belts 'cause
it's going to be a bumpy ride.
What the hell is happening?
I don't know, it
looks like a roadblock.
Crap.
What's going on out there?
Some BS about bears.
What fucking bears?
I don't know.
Hey, what's up, man?
What's up, man?
Shit.
Hey, hey, hey.
I don't want any trouble.
You look good.
Ladies.
Hey baby, what's up? Yeah,
you girls want to party with us?
What are you doing?
No.
We got an extra seat. You can come hop in
with us. We're going
to go party. Come on.
Take a sip.
Jeez, not yet.
On house?
On the whatever. Yeah.
Hi. How are you doing, sir?
It's fine. How are you doing today?
What's going on here?
Got some stuff going on down the
road, so the road's closed for now.
But we got through.
We broke the law and
we'll get him later.
You're staying here.
I'm really good at
breaking the law too.
You know what I mean?
What I was thinking is we
could work something out.
Is that all you or is that your bravado?
That's all me.
Blocking the road too.
'Cause you're not getting through.
Okay.
Dude.
How much time do we actually fucking
have right now? Like two hours?
You need to call the fucking
venue. We're not going to make it.
We're not going to make it, dude.
This is so fucked up.
Chica, can you knock that off?
Dude, I... I literally cannot. I have
Tourette's, ticker
Tourette's. You see here?
Yeah, well you do that when you do this.
I don't know. Your sister
didn't say anything about it.
All right. Knock it off, you guys.
My god. Do you think they're going
to be okay in there by themselves?
Well, you're a bad
influence and I'm just a
hot mess, so I'm pretty
sure they'll be okay.
Besides, I hate being in these tin
cans. They give me
the heebie-jeebies.
This is so boring.
No, what are they even doing out there?
When am I going to
get my CJ poster signed?
Obsessed much?
Yeah. You have your
man. This one is mine.
And your greens.
Now, now, now.
No, no. As soon as we can get
through this roadblock, I will
get you to your man and we
will get everything sorted out.
I got you, girl.
Thank god.
I got you. I got you.
Hello?
What's happening?
Ladies?
Now look, I don't know how long
the road's going to be closed.
It could be closed a few minutes,
it could be closed all day.
Come on.
You have to have some idea.
Kind of idea?
Ladies.
No, no I don't.
I just go where they tell me.
My gosh.
It's going to take like two
more hours just to go around.
If we were here just
a few minutes earlier,
we would have already been through.
We're going to miss Chippendales.
Well then maybe you ladies need to
get out the door faster next time.
Instead of spending all that time
getting ready and
deciding what to wear.
Do your hair curly or straight, up
or down, these shoes or those shoes?
Making us late for everything.
But if I come home two
minutes late from work, I'm
in the dog house while
my wife plays 20 questions.
Yeah.
I'm married.
I know the drill.
My condolences.
Thank you.
No, not to you.
To your wife.
Deputy!
My name is Angelica Jarvis and I need
to see Deputy Forester right now.
Well, he ain't here.
It's just me and
Chavez manning the fort.
Okay, well, please, we're in a hurry
and he said he could get us through.
Listen, if she gets to go
through, we get to go through.
Yeah!
No, no, no, no one is going through.
No, please, okay? My little sister
was kidnapped and they took her
here and I need to find her before
it's too late, so just please.
If she gets to go through,
we're going through!
Yeah, that's it!
Come on!
You're not going through, she's not
going through, no
one is going through!
Now, please, return to your vehicles.
My god.
Good luck.
What are you doing?
Calling Deputy Forester.
Yeah?
Look, miss, I'm sorry.
I'm just doing my job here.
I'm trying to keep you
and everyone else here safe.
Yeah, well my little
sister is out there alone
with a maniac right now,
what about her safety?
Fuck this shit.
We're driving through it.
Fuck you asshole!
Guys!
Hey man!
Fuck you pigs!
My god!
Hey!
Fuck you!
Come on guys!
My god. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank God.
Okay, here's the map.
She's got to be here.
Hold... Hold on.
You're saying they left a
map behind after they took her?
Look, are you going to help me or not?
'Cause we're wasting
time here and I'm getting
past this block one
way or another, okay?
Why would they take
your sister and then leave
you a map telling you
exactly where she's going?
What if it's a trap?
It really sounds like a trap.
But what if it isn't?
Okay.
We'll go in.
Thank you.
But I'm in charge.
You have to do exactly as I say.
Yes.
I don't want this
turning into any bigger
of a clusterfuck than it already is.
Got it?
Fuck!
Go, go, go!
Angelica!
Angelica!
Put pressure right here.
Okay. Okay.
Dispatch, Forester.
Send every available unit to my
location. I have eyes on Voorhees.
Allegedly.
I'm here.
Courtney, I'm a nurse.
What's your name?
Maggie May.
You're going to be okay.
What are we going to do?
Keep an eye out. Make
sure he doesn't come back.
Got it.
My god.
What is going on?
Why aren't we moving?
My god.
No help.
Damn it.
Should have been a firefighter.
What the fuck?
Run! Run!
What the fuck, dude?!
Shit, Courtney!
Shit, where did Courtney go?
Where did they all go?
Let's go!
Shit, she's back!
Let's go!
Get her, get her! Come on!
Come on, let's go! Come on!
What the fuck?!
Get over there!
Go!
Hold that door! Come on, let's go! Go!
God, shit!
Let's go!
My god!
Get in!
I can't get out! No!
Where is she? Go!
Go! Go!
Go!
My god!
You again.
Wait!
Where are your friends?
Get in the fucking car!
The child lock! Get out! Shit!
Go!
Wait! Wait! Wait, Angelica!
Hey! Wait, wait, wait!
Let me get her! Go get her! Let's go!
Let's go!
Fuck it, Forester, it's a shit show
down here. Send everybody you got.
Angelica, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. Fine.
Listen, I'm going to bring
you to your friend, all right?
No, no, I... I can't go.
I got to get my sister.
Dispatch, where are my
units?! I need everybody now!
Angelica.
Angelica!
Did you see him?
Where did he go?
He went over in that way.
Are you okay?
Yep, yep. It just... it
looks worse than it is.
You good to walk? Okay.
Okay. Let's go.
Fucking roaches.
Get off my food.
Hey!
Jeez.
Hey man.
You going to eat that?
No, I was just getting the
shit off of it, you know.
No!
I... I panicked, sir.
Please understand I... I panicked.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it. I tried. I tried it.
Girl trouble?
Girls, there's two.
Double trouble, man.
Don't I pay you enough?
Yes, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
No, no, no!
No, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No! No!
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Hands up!
Hey man, hey!
He started doing it. Cut the shit.
It was a gift.
I was going to give it to you.
I know you loved your son.
It was on his tombstone.
I know you loved him.
Before he wasn't a good boy.
He deserves this.
What am I even giving you, sir?
Mhm.
I bet you feel like a big
fat juicy dick right about now?
I'll find her.
I'll find her.
My god, I'm sorry. Here,
right here, right here.
You know, I knew it. I knew it was a bad
fucking idea to get
into that Winnebago.
I'm so sorry, it was all my fault.
No, it's not.
I'm a big girl. I knew what I was doing.
But I mean, come on.
What are the fucking
odds I would run into
Jason again in an RV?
Wait.
You ran into Jason before?
Yep.
See these little
souvenirs all over my face?
Courtesy of Jason.
Yeah, after years of
kickboxing and 30 years of
therapy, you'd think I would
have had my shit together.
I don't know. This is just so horrific.
This is almost patched up.
Gosh, I don't know if Angelica's okay.
Okay, frat boy, let's see if you
can do something useful for once.
Hell yeah, baby.
Shut up.
Yo, we are deep out here, you guys.
I love being deep.
Like you two have been deep in
anything in your entire lives.
That's fucked up.
Kind of freaking out.
I just totally saw the
inside of a dude's head.
TJ, that ain't right.
There was steam coming off his brain.
My god.
I'm going to throw up.
You know, I'm really
getting sick and tired
of you guys acting
like little pussies.
When you're done discovering your
vaginas, we need to make a plan.
And by we, I mean me.
Beer?
Beer is not a plan.
Yet.
Beer?
No.
I like that plan.
Me too.
Desaray!
Desaray!
Now hold on.
Kill Voorhees.
Kill her.
Kill Voorhees.
Kill her. Kill Voorhees.
You know what the really fucked
up thing about all this is, is we
wouldn't even be here right now
if it weren't for that roadblock.
Yeah, what was up with that?
So, am I the only person that doesn't
know shit about this guy Jason?
Jason Voorhees?
Seriously?
You don't know who he is?
I mean, should I?
Well, you grew up here, didn't you?
No.
I grew up in Haddonfield.
I grew up here. We thought
it was some urban legend
just to scare us away
from that freaking camp.
Well, I'm here to tell
you that he's fucking real.
Holy fuck!
Run!
No!
God damn!
Go! Go!
Watch out!
Watch your leg!
Thank God!
Watch out!
Watch your leg!
Take that to the woodshed! I got this!
Come on!
Okay!
Move! Go! Go, go, move!
Sweetie!
No! I'm sorry!
No!
No! No! Where is she?!
No! She was with you! I saw her!
I'm sorry. I could have done more.
I shouldn't have left them.
No! No!
No, please!
No, please! She made
it, right? She made it?
My god!
No!
No.
No! You tell me! She
made it! She made it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I told you I
shouldn't have left them.
No, I left her! I left her!
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
She was alive! She
was alive! I need you!
She was alive!
I really left her! She was alive!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Please tell me she's alive!
Go! Go! No! Move!
My god!
Get off of her! Come on!
Shit!
Dispatch!
Forester! Send every
available unit to Old
Forest Green Boat House!
I need everybody now!
Hey!
Asshole!
I'm not dead yet!
Fuck you!
I'll see you in hell!
Deputy Forester, come in.
Officer Forester.
Down on the main highway.
Officer Forester,
John Dooley, come in.
Something's not right.
Officer Forrester, come in.
Change of plans.
Dispatch, this is John Dooley.
Officer needs assistance.
This hurts. This hurts. This hurts.
Shit! Collings!
I'm sorry, sir.
He spelled my name wrong.
Both of them?
Yes, sir.
Rolatti, Jarvis... in fact, I got
all of them before they got buried.
Bring them around.
Yes, sir.
Sir?
I discovered something, sir.
Something that we...
we missed in translation.
Sir, you... you can't kill the child.
Why?
Last of your blood line.
He stand the last of theirs.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We're just going to find our way.
We're just going to find our way.
You ready?
Shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
There you are.
Come on.
Let's go.
I got you.
It's okay.
It's Forester.
Come on. I've been
looking everywhere for you.
Come on.
Are you okay?
Help me. You're alive.
I know. Okay, don't
worry, fine. Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
How did you find me?
I saw you run inside and I followed you.
God. He... he was just right
here. He was right here. Jason?
Okay. Come on, let's go.
Come on. Let's get you out of the car.
You find anything?
Yeah.
Is it fresh?
It's fresh all right.
How fresh?
Let's put it this way. If the killer had
farted, we'd still
be smelling his shit.
Silent but deadly?
Something like that.
Yeah, this is Carter.
No, we got to cancel that.
We've got a fresh body here.
Yeah.
I'll let him know we're
going to be held up.
Okay.
Fucking suits.
They should have shut that area down
as soon as this stuff started up again.
Hey boys!
Get in here and get
this thing sealed off.
Fuck.
Wait, wait, wait.
I know these guys.
Start? Bear? Back cabin?
Yeah. Back cabin. Let's go.
Just go over here. Okay?
No, what are you talking about? We
can go in the cabin. We can hide out.
I don't want to see them.
You don't want to go in there.
I do not want these jokes
right now, okay? My god.
We need to go hide.
All right, fine.
I will not deal with this.
Okay, let's go. Come on.
Over here.
Fuck!
Shit! Church!
Cassidy!
Get inside! Get inside!
No weapons! Stop the car!
Get inside!
Fucking hell, KP!
Who the hell is this?
What the actual fuck, Forester?
You ain't got no warrant. Get out!
Chill! I'm not here
for your shitty weed.
Hey, we ain't got no shitty weed.
Casey, shut up!
Who the fuck is this?
Diana Link.
Find your friends, Diana.
You fucking serious, dude?
Will you just shut up?
Find something to defend yourselves.
He's coming.
I don't care who's coming.
Charity, you were right.
Government alien zombies.
Forester!
I fucking knew it!
I told you Cassidy! I fucking told you!
Okay.
All right, you guys.
Come on. Come on. Go, go, go, go, go.
Where the fuck did that come from?
Come on! Turn the power! Get out!
Charity!
My boy!
Okay.
Come on.
Okay.
Come on.
Let me try. Let me try. Let me try.
My boy!
Get you right there!
Can't believe I'm back here again.
This is it, Paul. This is it.
This is it, Paul. Never again.
Never again.
But this is going to work.
It has to work.
He's going to kill me.
He's going to fucking kill me just
like my Uncle Martin said, "You're
nothing but a fucking
forkhead, you're
nothing but a forkhead." God damn it.
I thought I'd see you again, sir.
Don't be mad, okay?
Please don't be mad.
I... I brought you the... the pole
that was used to bring back Jason.
I think... I think this will work.
But I need to tell you something
about... about the girl, sir.
Angie?
Ashley?
Ashley!
Are you okay?
Okay.
Okay.
What did he do to you?
We're going to get you out of here.
Okay?
Everything's going to be fine.
Don't look, Ashley.
I need you.
Okay? Look at me. It's going to be fine.
Okay?
I'm going to go look for a key.
Shit.
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What's wrong?
I... I've seen this
before. Robert told me about
it. Shit, he was obsessed.
Where is it? Where is it?
My god, the...
Yes, the... the shrine,
the candles, the bodies.
God, if this is what he thought it was.
This is not good. This is...
What's not good?
Here. My god, I never
believed him before.
Look, crime scene photos from 1984.
See? The... the head's not there,
but everything else is the same.
It must have been gone
before the police got here.
And then... and
there's no symbols in the
photos, but they
didn't show the ceiling.
I think he's trying to bring her back.
Bring who back?
His wife, Jason's mother.
And he needs us to do it.
Here it is. Here, here, here, here.
He wrote, "Jason is a tool of the devil,
wielded for a greater
purpose and need.
He is a puppet for his mother,
but who is pulling his strings?"
His mother?
His father.
We got to get out of here.
Shit, that's him.
Him who?
It's fucking Dad!
Put the knife down.
Come on, man. I'm tired.
Drop the knife!
Please!
My boy.
Go, go, go, go, go! Go!
Shit!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill the child!
Kill the child, Jason!
Hey!
Leave my girls alone!
Kill him!
Stop!
I'll turn this bitch to ash!
Ashley!
I'll do it! I swear!
I'll turn this bitch to dust!
Dad?
Chunk?
No!
I swear, if you do it!
Curse! Kill!
Listen, child. You're almost there.
Kill her, Jason!
Now!
They deserve to die.
Make them suffer like we did.
Kill them.
Kill her!
Listen to me.
You're almost there, Jason.
Jason, kill this child.
Now!
Jason!
Make them remember what they did to us.
Kill them.
Get your hands off me!
Fuck!
Ashley! Ashley!
God damn it!
That's a good boy.
That's my Jason.
Make them remember me, Jason.
Make them remember.
Such a disappointment to me, boy.
I should let you both rot in hell!
My boy!
There's one left for me.
Don't stop.
Look what they did to you, Jason.
Make them remember what
they did to us. Kill them.
Ashley!
Shit!
Jason!
Over here!
Jason, me you want!
Jason!
Maggot head!
No!
Fuck!
You son of a bitch! Why won't you die?!
Haunting me my entire life! I will
not let you do it to my family!
Rot in hell, you prick!
Die in hell, bitch!
Fucking die!
You fucking dead yet?!
Go!
Yes!
Remember this?
We are gathered today to celebrate the
life of a man that many of us knew.
We knew him as a father, a
friend, a sheriff, or a colleague.
I'm sure you remember Jason
Rolatti as... as a kind man.
An old soul who never
took shit from anyone.
He certainly didn't
take any shit from me.
When we lose someone we cherish,
a piece of us dies with them.
That's why we have the
feeling of a hole in our heart.
Sheriff Rolatti left
us with a big hole.
May we remember him as he always was.
Our brother, our friend.
There's been a lot of talk about
other Jasons, Jason Voorhees.
But today we're here to celebrate
Sheriff Rolatti, the real Jason.
Do you think he's really in there?
Yeah.
I was here to watch it. I made sure.
Do you think he's really dead?
I hope so.
What are you doing?
It was Dad's. I think it's
time we finally get rid of it.
Yeah.
Let it die with him.
Let's go.
Okay.
Let's go.
Jason!
Stop.
I raised you, boy. My blood. I brought
you back from the devil himself.
We're almost there.
This is the key.
This is the door.
Their bodies will
pave the road to life.
Their blood will be the
return of your mother.
No one can know you're alive, my boy.
You know what needs to be done.
Kill for mother.
Tonight, someone's going to die.
It's the new hit reality game show,
Hangman IRL. Tonight at 8:00 p.m.
I'm on location in Iceland
where the museum just
confirmed it's received
its first human donor.
Talk about becoming a member.
We spoke with a representative
of the museum who explains
how hard it's been to get
ahead and penetrate this market.
Angelica?
Angelica?
I'm coming up.
Please leave a message after the tone.
Hi, it's me again, Angelica
Jarvis. I just haven't heard
anything in a while and,
yeah, I just wanted to check in.
So, please give me a call back.
Okay, thank you.
Sleepy head. Are you ready?
For what?
Get your butt up,
okay? I've had enough.
Shower's on. We're
going out for margaritas.
No, Courtney, you know I can't go
out. I have to be here for Ashley.
And Ashley has been with me
for the last two weeks, okay?
She's a big girl, she knows
her way around. I promise.
No, I still have too much
to do here still, so...
I'm going to change,
you're going to get your
ass up, and we're going
to go out like old times.
But I didn't like the old times.
Yes, you did, okay?
Come on. I'm going
to change. Let me know
if you need help with
the bandage, okay?
You ready yet, Angie?
Yeah, yeah, one sec.
Hey, Ash, I'm heading out now,
okay? I'll be back in a bit.
Ash?
My god. Not again.
You guys drinking in here?
Smells like a brewery.
I wish.
Got 40 dead, still some missing.
What you're smelling is
your John Doe number three.
We've identified him as Louis
Carlyle, who appears to be 100 proof.
Every bar, brothel, and deputy in the
state could identify this guy for you.
Well, he's had quite the day.
We're wrapping up this one too.
Marilyn Evans. Mail girl
by day, tour guide by night.
This poor beauty was delivered
pinned to her girlfriend.
As in, their heads were literally
skewered together
with a walking stick.
So, Detective Forester,
how are you holding up?
Well, considering we just lost Sheriff
Rolatti, three deputies, and Tucker's on
leave... the entire town is in a panic
because there's a killer on the loose.
Actually, Julie mentioned
that there's two killers.
Right.
Elias Voorhees.
Jason's father.
Did Julie tell you we found at least
four death certificates
for him already?
At least three of these
bodies are from him.
If not more.
So, have there been any changes
to the missing person list?
Just a couple.
Robert Thompson and Frank Castille.
So, are we not going to talk
about this whole situation?
Yes, that.
Mr. Carlyle was an organ donor, and
as such, left explicit instructions
to donate his member to the
Icelandic Phallological Museum.
It's a penis museum.
It's a thing. Look it up.
Okay.
Much better.
So, are you still conducting
your search and rescue out there?
Just volunteers now.
We blew through our entire
budget chasing out that little
Jarvis girl. Kept running
away trying to find her dad.
Yeah, you better put
a leash on that one.
I threatened her pretty
good last time I saw her, so
I don't think she's going
to be a problem anymore.
Good.
Thank you.
Gotta tidy the place up a bit. Jeez.
My god.
Todd, what is your deal?
Fucking asshole!
I'm not sorry at all.
It's going to leave a mark.
Well, that was such a long ride, man.
All right.
Everybody, do not
drink anything except
the bottled water I'm giving you.
There's been an algae
bloom around here
recently and the water
will make you sick.
What's an algae bloom?
What you drank at the last gas station.
Also, if you find
Ashley, use your walkie.
Always make sure that you stay
within your grid pattern, making
sure that there's a person on
either side of you in your sight.
What do we do if we run into the guy?
Which one?
What do you mean which one?
How many are there?
None that we give a shit about. That's
not on our radar. So
let's focus, people.
And please die quietly.
What the hell?
We don't want to hear your screams
as we await our own demise.
Are you little ladies
going to keep chatting?
Or can we hurry and
get our grid search done?
Agreed.
Let's get out there.
Yeah.
Where are you?
No.
Shit.
Ashley!
Ashley!
Ashley!
Asshole!
Todd, what the fuck?!
Todd here.
Do you see her?
No.
Of course you don't see her,
because if you saw her, we would
see her. Now put this thing
away until you need it, jackass.
Next time I'm going to shove
this down your bitch hole.
Can the shit.
We have a job to do.
Let's go clear the cabin.
10-4.
What's a bitch hole?
What the fuck is this place?
This place is creepy.
Yeah.
My god!
Sorry.
Fuck, Todd!
God damn it, Todd!
Calm down.
Really?
Just calm down.
Fucking mannequin.
Well, that's a huge relief.
Man, I got a very
bad feeling about this.
No kidding.
Todd!
What the fuck, Todd?!
What the fuck did I do?!
Jesus, that scared the shit out of me.
Okay, I think we're clear in here.
Thank God, this place
gives me the creeps.
Let's keep moving and we'll set
up camp in the next clearing.
Somebody take pictures.
I think Ashley was here.
Man, these mosquitoes
are kicking my ass.
Almost as bad as that fucking
sewage bomb Todd dropped in the car.
I thought we agreed it was an
algae bloom, Combat Boot Barbie.
What a bitch.
I swear to God, if you
draw dicks on my face again,
you're ending up back up at
that cabin all by yourself.
I trace them every time.
That's why they're so fucking small.
You guys are fucking idiots.
I don't disagree.
So, Majors?
What's next?
Zoe, Michelle, would
you mind finishing
setting up and watching the camp?
Coleman and I are going to walk
the perimeter and do another sweep.
Copy that.
Todd, would you mind
finding us some more firewood?
Aye aye, Captain.
All right, well I'm
going to rock a piss.
Again? I thought you already pissed
all over yourself back at that cabin.
You wish, perv.
Hey, hey.
Don't judge me just 'cause
I kind of think it's hot.
When I was at that
cabin, that door slammed,
I was practically
pissing my own pants.
Thanks. That's way less hot.
Dude.
Is right.
I can't go chop wood
with these sharp looks.
So for now you can just call me Machete.
Yeah, I'm going to
exit this conversation
and go take my non-sexual piss.
Michelle?
Yeah, might as well.
Okay, I'll... I'll go get some wood.
That way, Todd.
Fuck.
My god, I feel so gross.
What? This place?
No, this place doesn't bother me.
Just not having a proper shower
for three days is a bit rough.
I was going to talk
to you about the smell.
Shut up. You're in the
same boat as me, honey.
Yeah, well the water
bottle showers and baby wipes
in the world can't compete
with a nice hot shower.
Or a nice shower head.
Right?
Fuck you, Todd.
Fucking chop this
some firewood, Todd.
Fucking asshole.
Fuck.
Hey.
You think after the boys
go to bed, we can finally
kick back, you know, have
a little like... girl talk?
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
This is really fucking happening.
Fuck yeah.
I can't fucking believe this.
God, why is this so fucking hot to me?
Fuck, I need therapy.
Is this really fucking happening?
Ashley?
Ashley?
Majors?
You better get over here.
I got a body.
Where are you at?
Christ.
Majors.
Get over here.
God, Coleman. Where are you at?
Coleman?
Coleman, talk to me.
Coleman?
Coleman, talk to me.
Where are you, man?
Hey, who the fuck are you?!
Get away from me, man! No!
Girl, I'll never do one of
those cooking classes again.
Girl, swear.
Who knew?
I know, right?
My god.
We got to go show out though.
Yeah.
You ever try one of those
drunk painting classes?
Fuck!
Majors?
Majors!
Majors!
Fuck!
My god!
Hello?
Anyone here?
Anyone?
Hello?
Zoe?
Zoe!
Coleman!
Zoe!
Zoe!
Deputy Forester here.
Angelica Jarvis.
What can I do for you?
No. No, no, no, no,
no. No. Nothing's new.
In fact, I'm still working on the same
cup of coffee from
the last time we spoke.
I know.
Like I said earlier, she always comes
back. We always find her, don't we?
Sir.
Miss Jarvis.
Angelica, I need to go. Take care.
Thanks for calling.
Sir, Julie called in.
More bodies were
found down by the lake.
And you can't guess who found them.
Ashley, pain in my ass, Jarvis.
How many more we got out there?
Two more.
You guys got any more coroners coming?
No, it's just the three of us.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, we're good together.
You need to listen here, Jarvis.
Your little adventures are over.
You are directly responsible for
the death of these young people.
Hey!
Do not say that shit to her.
Okay? This is not her fault. She is not
the guy out there killing. It's Jason.
Allegedly.
You know I cannot confirm
nor deny these things.
Okay, cut the shit, John.
We all know that it's Jason.
And you know that my dad can
defeat him again, and my little
sister is at least trying to
find him. What are you doing?
First of all, it's Deputy Forester.
Second of all, I need you
to keep a closer eye on her.
And third, you need to face the
consequences of your actions.
She's just a kid. She's
just looking for her dad.
The one guy that we all
know can go up against Jason.
Come on.
Allegedly.
You need to stop being a problem and
be part of the solution and stay home.
Then do your fucking
job, so I don't have to!
You little shit head!
Hey! No respect!
I will not take this from you! From
here on out, you are on lockdown!
We leave! Carter!
Go with my sister too?
No! You are on lockdown!
What the hell's going on?
Detective Carter here is
going to give you a phone number
to a really, really good therapist.
You need to give them a call,
make an appointment, and show up.
He can't do this.
I think he just did.
No, no, you can't do this!
Keep an eye on her too.
Yeah.
Call the county, tell them we
have two more bodies on the way.
Wait, what?
Alright, man.
Say five?
What?
Did you say five?
Yeah, man. Five more.
How are we going to get
five more bodies in here?
Man, they stab 'em, I slab
'em. I don't give a damn.
You did what?
They stab 'em, I slab 'em.
Yeah.
Great. You know crap.
We're going to need more headstones.
We're going to need more booze, man.
Boy, you ain't lying about that.
I got a bad feeling, man.
Something bad's going to happen.
Man, just think about
it like this, man,
fucking business is
picking up, finally.
That's the very thing, man.
I don't feel good about it.
You know what? I got this arthritis
in my hands and whenever it
starts hurting, that means something
horrible is going to happen.
What?
My arthritis, my hands
hurting bad. That's a bad thing.
Like an Oracle.
An Orpheus.
What?
I said my hands hurting.
Stop jerking off.
Elias, you have failed us again.
You may have killed
Rolatti and the grandmother,
but you have lost her son.
Tommy Jarvis.
Followed him.
Make him pay for what he did to our
son and to make our family whole again.
You must be Ashley.
Sup?
It's good to see you again.
You remember Detective
Carter from last night?
She's going to be sitting
in on our session today.
How do you feel about that?
I feel like I don't have a choice.
Fair enough.
So, do you want to tell me
about the woods last night?
What about it?
You don't think there
was anything unusual?
Not like there were any
dead bodies or anything.
That can be jarring.
No shit.
It's still your turn, man.
What?
It's still your turn, man.
I know. Thank you.
Six.
Go fish.
Son of a bitch.
I think you need a refill, Bob.
Yeah.
Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute.
Man, it's just Kujo.
Don't worry about it.
I don't think so.
Hey man, you hear something out there?
Wait a minute. See anything out there?
Wait a minute.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, it's Kujo.
Hey baby, how are you?
How you doing, baby?
Yeah, come on in here.
Come on.
Hey.
How's my boy?
Yeah.
Man.
You need a better guard dog, man.
You don't listen to Arthur. Kujo...
You know, you're the
best guard dog there is.
Yes, you are.
Mr. Voorhees.
Where is he?
I got everything you
asked for, sir. I got
everyone. I got
everything. Look. Look. Look.
See?
Everything.
Nice.
Man, I know this guy.
He's got the best weed around,
man. We should give him a call.
Hey man, you want in on this?
Where's Jarvis?
Sir, I don't know where he is now. I... I
have no idea where to look for him, sir.
Sir, I can do anything,
but I can't kidnap them.
I can try to find them, but
I can't kidnap them. That's
illegal, sir. I can't do that.
I'm sorry. I cannot do that.
Give me your hand.
No.
No, Jesus! No!
No!
No!
No! Go!
No!
Find them right here!
You alright, man?
What's all that?
Robert's research.
Find anything?
I don't know. I... I... I
don't even know what I'm doing.
It's funny though, you and Robert.
What do you mean?
Well, you know, you guys were like
inseparable. You did
everything together.
Then he got this crazy
obsession. You hated it.
Yeah.
That was back when I thought
that they were these, like, crazy
conspiracy theorists and I
just wanted it all to go away.
But now, I would... I would
give anything to have him back.
Do you think you're going to
find what you're looking for?
I don't know, man. I don't
even know what I am looking for.
I think I'm probably just looking for
some sort of connection
to them somehow.
Probably explains that bag?
So, think she's okay in there?
Who? Ash?
Yeah, no, she can hold her own. I would
be more worried for the therapist.
What are you doing, Walt?
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Got to do it.
But I hear she's really
doing great at makeup now.
You know, maybe she
can do mine someday.
Make me a monster, you know,
something crazy like that.
Sweet.
What?
What did you say?
Is that your dad's truck?
You're going to be smoking a
turd in hell for doing this.
Dad?
Look at this.
Dad!
Wait up!
No, no! Shit! Ashley!
Ashley!
No! No! I need Deputy Forester now!
Okay, what's going on?
Please call 911! My
sister's been kidnapped!
Yeah, definitely. Hold
on one sec. Fucking... out!
Ashley Jarvis has been
kidnapped. Verified and repeat.
I'll call, I'll call, I'll call.
Shit! Put the fucking call on
hold! No, I need him fucking now!
Let's go!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Yeah.
Yeah, 911, right? We're not sure.
She's actually just taken off now.
Okay, alright, we'll see you there.
What'd they say? What'd they say?
They're going to set roadblocks
on all the corners of the town.
Okay. Fucking find this place on
the map. I don't know where it is.
It's Hagan Haven.
It's... It's Hagan Haven.
It's up the left over here.
Okay.
Okay, turn, turn left, turn left!
Where?!
Back there! Okay!
Is this the last of the prisoners?
Yeah.
Ken Slate. All right.
Let's see what happened to you.
Fuck you!
Strange, the strength
it would take to crush
a head that size and a skull this thick.
It's barbaric.
Julie, it's Forester.
Are you with Carter? She's
not answering her phone.
Carter went to go do the therapy
thing for the Jarvis girl.
Well, the Jarvis girl just got
kidnapped from that therapy thing.
Jesus.
We tracked the location of her ankle
bracelet. It's somewhere
near Forest Green.
I'm sending deputies now.
What can I do?
Find Carter.
And then head to the location of
the last ping on that bracelet.
You mean, all the way out there?
Okay.
Where is she?
Where?
I don't know who you're talking about.
Your sister!
She's probably looking for you.
When my dad finds you,
he's going to tear you apart.
He killed Jason twice.
And now he's coming for you too.
I don't fear dead men.
Liar!
If you found him, you would be dead!
How do you think you got here?
Where is he?!
What did you do to him? Where is my dad?!
Where is she?
Where? Where is she?!
I don't know!
Where?!
I don't know!
Please!
I really don't know!
Where?!
I don't know!
I don't know where she is!
Please!
I really don't know!
Nikki?
Yeah?
Come take a shot with me.
No, I'm good.
Listen, I've got a lot of anxiety
about being here right now.
What?
Nikki Parsley doesn't want to
have a shot, Miss Party Girl?
No, I'm sure I'll be fine once
we get away from this place.
All right.
Well, once we get there,
we're going to drink everything
in sight and play with those
oiled up abs and muscles.
That's right, baby. Once we
get there, those boys better
fasten their seat belts 'cause
it's going to be a bumpy ride.
What the hell is happening?
I don't know, it
looks like a roadblock.
Crap.
What's going on out there?
Some BS about bears.
What fucking bears?
I don't know.
Hey, what's up, man?
What's up, man?
Shit.
Hey, hey, hey.
I don't want any trouble.
You look good.
Ladies.
Hey baby, what's up? Yeah,
you girls want to party with us?
What are you doing?
No.
We got an extra seat. You can come hop in
with us. We're going
to go party. Come on.
Take a sip.
Jeez, not yet.
On house?
On the whatever. Yeah.
Hi. How are you doing, sir?
It's fine. How are you doing today?
What's going on here?
Got some stuff going on down the
road, so the road's closed for now.
But we got through.
We broke the law and
we'll get him later.
You're staying here.
I'm really good at
breaking the law too.
You know what I mean?
What I was thinking is we
could work something out.
Is that all you or is that your bravado?
That's all me.
Blocking the road too.
'Cause you're not getting through.
Okay.
Dude.
How much time do we actually fucking
have right now? Like two hours?
You need to call the fucking
venue. We're not going to make it.
We're not going to make it, dude.
This is so fucked up.
Chica, can you knock that off?
Dude, I... I literally cannot. I have
Tourette's, ticker
Tourette's. You see here?
Yeah, well you do that when you do this.
I don't know. Your sister
didn't say anything about it.
All right. Knock it off, you guys.
My god. Do you think they're going
to be okay in there by themselves?
Well, you're a bad
influence and I'm just a
hot mess, so I'm pretty
sure they'll be okay.
Besides, I hate being in these tin
cans. They give me
the heebie-jeebies.
This is so boring.
No, what are they even doing out there?
When am I going to
get my CJ poster signed?
Obsessed much?
Yeah. You have your
man. This one is mine.
And your greens.
Now, now, now.
No, no. As soon as we can get
through this roadblock, I will
get you to your man and we
will get everything sorted out.
I got you, girl.
Thank god.
I got you. I got you.
Hello?
What's happening?
Ladies?
Now look, I don't know how long
the road's going to be closed.
It could be closed a few minutes,
it could be closed all day.
Come on.
You have to have some idea.
Kind of idea?
Ladies.
No, no I don't.
I just go where they tell me.
My gosh.
It's going to take like two
more hours just to go around.
If we were here just
a few minutes earlier,
we would have already been through.
We're going to miss Chippendales.
Well then maybe you ladies need to
get out the door faster next time.
Instead of spending all that time
getting ready and
deciding what to wear.
Do your hair curly or straight, up
or down, these shoes or those shoes?
Making us late for everything.
But if I come home two
minutes late from work, I'm
in the dog house while
my wife plays 20 questions.
Yeah.
I'm married.
I know the drill.
My condolences.
Thank you.
No, not to you.
To your wife.
Deputy!
My name is Angelica Jarvis and I need
to see Deputy Forester right now.
Well, he ain't here.
It's just me and
Chavez manning the fort.
Okay, well, please, we're in a hurry
and he said he could get us through.
Listen, if she gets to go
through, we get to go through.
Yeah!
No, no, no, no one is going through.
No, please, okay? My little sister
was kidnapped and they took her
here and I need to find her before
it's too late, so just please.
If she gets to go through,
we're going through!
Yeah, that's it!
Come on!
You're not going through, she's not
going through, no
one is going through!
Now, please, return to your vehicles.
My god.
Good luck.
What are you doing?
Calling Deputy Forester.
Yeah?
Look, miss, I'm sorry.
I'm just doing my job here.
I'm trying to keep you
and everyone else here safe.
Yeah, well my little
sister is out there alone
with a maniac right now,
what about her safety?
Fuck this shit.
We're driving through it.
Fuck you asshole!
Guys!
Hey man!
Fuck you pigs!
My god!
Hey!
Fuck you!
Come on guys!
My god. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank God.
Okay, here's the map.
She's got to be here.
Hold... Hold on.
You're saying they left a
map behind after they took her?
Look, are you going to help me or not?
'Cause we're wasting
time here and I'm getting
past this block one
way or another, okay?
Why would they take
your sister and then leave
you a map telling you
exactly where she's going?
What if it's a trap?
It really sounds like a trap.
But what if it isn't?
Okay.
We'll go in.
Thank you.
But I'm in charge.
You have to do exactly as I say.
Yes.
I don't want this
turning into any bigger
of a clusterfuck than it already is.
Got it?
Fuck!
Go, go, go!
Angelica!
Angelica!
Put pressure right here.
Okay. Okay.
Dispatch, Forester.
Send every available unit to my
location. I have eyes on Voorhees.
Allegedly.
I'm here.
Courtney, I'm a nurse.
What's your name?
Maggie May.
You're going to be okay.
What are we going to do?
Keep an eye out. Make
sure he doesn't come back.
Got it.
My god.
What is going on?
Why aren't we moving?
My god.
No help.
Damn it.
Should have been a firefighter.
What the fuck?
Run! Run!
What the fuck, dude?!
Shit, Courtney!
Shit, where did Courtney go?
Where did they all go?
Let's go!
Shit, she's back!
Let's go!
Get her, get her! Come on!
Come on, let's go! Come on!
What the fuck?!
Get over there!
Go!
Hold that door! Come on, let's go! Go!
God, shit!
Let's go!
My god!
Get in!
I can't get out! No!
Where is she? Go!
Go! Go!
Go!
My god!
You again.
Wait!
Where are your friends?
Get in the fucking car!
The child lock! Get out! Shit!
Go!
Wait! Wait! Wait, Angelica!
Hey! Wait, wait, wait!
Let me get her! Go get her! Let's go!
Let's go!
Fuck it, Forester, it's a shit show
down here. Send everybody you got.
Angelica, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. Fine.
Listen, I'm going to bring
you to your friend, all right?
No, no, I... I can't go.
I got to get my sister.
Dispatch, where are my
units?! I need everybody now!
Angelica.
Angelica!
Did you see him?
Where did he go?
He went over in that way.
Are you okay?
Yep, yep. It just... it
looks worse than it is.
You good to walk? Okay.
Okay. Let's go.
Fucking roaches.
Get off my food.
Hey!
Jeez.
Hey man.
You going to eat that?
No, I was just getting the
shit off of it, you know.
No!
I... I panicked, sir.
Please understand I... I panicked.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it. I tried. I tried it.
Girl trouble?
Girls, there's two.
Double trouble, man.
Don't I pay you enough?
Yes, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
No, no, no!
No, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No! No!
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Hands up!
Hey man, hey!
He started doing it. Cut the shit.
It was a gift.
I was going to give it to you.
I know you loved your son.
It was on his tombstone.
I know you loved him.
Before he wasn't a good boy.
He deserves this.
What am I even giving you, sir?
Mhm.
I bet you feel like a big
fat juicy dick right about now?
I'll find her.
I'll find her.
My god, I'm sorry. Here,
right here, right here.
You know, I knew it. I knew it was a bad
fucking idea to get
into that Winnebago.
I'm so sorry, it was all my fault.
No, it's not.
I'm a big girl. I knew what I was doing.
But I mean, come on.
What are the fucking
odds I would run into
Jason again in an RV?
Wait.
You ran into Jason before?
Yep.
See these little
souvenirs all over my face?
Courtesy of Jason.
Yeah, after years of
kickboxing and 30 years of
therapy, you'd think I would
have had my shit together.
I don't know. This is just so horrific.
This is almost patched up.
Gosh, I don't know if Angelica's okay.
Okay, frat boy, let's see if you
can do something useful for once.
Hell yeah, baby.
Shut up.
Yo, we are deep out here, you guys.
I love being deep.
Like you two have been deep in
anything in your entire lives.
That's fucked up.
Kind of freaking out.
I just totally saw the
inside of a dude's head.
TJ, that ain't right.
There was steam coming off his brain.
My god.
I'm going to throw up.
You know, I'm really
getting sick and tired
of you guys acting
like little pussies.
When you're done discovering your
vaginas, we need to make a plan.
And by we, I mean me.
Beer?
Beer is not a plan.
Yet.
Beer?
No.
I like that plan.
Me too.
Desaray!
Desaray!
Now hold on.
Kill Voorhees.
Kill her.
Kill Voorhees.
Kill her. Kill Voorhees.
You know what the really fucked
up thing about all this is, is we
wouldn't even be here right now
if it weren't for that roadblock.
Yeah, what was up with that?
So, am I the only person that doesn't
know shit about this guy Jason?
Jason Voorhees?
Seriously?
You don't know who he is?
I mean, should I?
Well, you grew up here, didn't you?
No.
I grew up in Haddonfield.
I grew up here. We thought
it was some urban legend
just to scare us away
from that freaking camp.
Well, I'm here to tell
you that he's fucking real.
Holy fuck!
Run!
No!
God damn!
Go! Go!
Watch out!
Watch your leg!
Thank God!
Watch out!
Watch your leg!
Take that to the woodshed! I got this!
Come on!
Okay!
Move! Go! Go, go, move!
Sweetie!
No! I'm sorry!
No!
No! No! Where is she?!
No! She was with you! I saw her!
I'm sorry. I could have done more.
I shouldn't have left them.
No! No!
No, please!
No, please! She made
it, right? She made it?
My god!
No!
No.
No! You tell me! She
made it! She made it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I told you I
shouldn't have left them.
No, I left her! I left her!
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
She was alive! She
was alive! I need you!
She was alive!
I really left her! She was alive!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Please tell me she's alive!
Go! Go! No! Move!
My god!
Get off of her! Come on!
Shit!
Dispatch!
Forester! Send every
available unit to Old
Forest Green Boat House!
I need everybody now!
Hey!
Asshole!
I'm not dead yet!
Fuck you!
I'll see you in hell!
Deputy Forester, come in.
Officer Forester.
Down on the main highway.
Officer Forester,
John Dooley, come in.
Something's not right.
Officer Forrester, come in.
Change of plans.
Dispatch, this is John Dooley.
Officer needs assistance.
This hurts. This hurts. This hurts.
Shit! Collings!
I'm sorry, sir.
He spelled my name wrong.
Both of them?
Yes, sir.
Rolatti, Jarvis... in fact, I got
all of them before they got buried.
Bring them around.
Yes, sir.
Sir?
I discovered something, sir.
Something that we...
we missed in translation.
Sir, you... you can't kill the child.
Why?
Last of your blood line.
He stand the last of theirs.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We're just going to find our way.
We're just going to find our way.
You ready?
Shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
There you are.
Come on.
Let's go.
I got you.
It's okay.
It's Forester.
Come on. I've been
looking everywhere for you.
Come on.
Are you okay?
Help me. You're alive.
I know. Okay, don't
worry, fine. Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
How did you find me?
I saw you run inside and I followed you.
God. He... he was just right
here. He was right here. Jason?
Okay. Come on, let's go.
Come on. Let's get you out of the car.
You find anything?
Yeah.
Is it fresh?
It's fresh all right.
How fresh?
Let's put it this way. If the killer had
farted, we'd still
be smelling his shit.
Silent but deadly?
Something like that.
Yeah, this is Carter.
No, we got to cancel that.
We've got a fresh body here.
Yeah.
I'll let him know we're
going to be held up.
Okay.
Fucking suits.
They should have shut that area down
as soon as this stuff started up again.
Hey boys!
Get in here and get
this thing sealed off.
Fuck.
Wait, wait, wait.
I know these guys.
Start? Bear? Back cabin?
Yeah. Back cabin. Let's go.
Just go over here. Okay?
No, what are you talking about? We
can go in the cabin. We can hide out.
I don't want to see them.
You don't want to go in there.
I do not want these jokes
right now, okay? My god.
We need to go hide.
All right, fine.
I will not deal with this.
Okay, let's go. Come on.
Over here.
Fuck!
Shit! Church!
Cassidy!
Get inside! Get inside!
No weapons! Stop the car!
Get inside!
Fucking hell, KP!
Who the hell is this?
What the actual fuck, Forester?
You ain't got no warrant. Get out!
Chill! I'm not here
for your shitty weed.
Hey, we ain't got no shitty weed.
Casey, shut up!
Who the fuck is this?
Diana Link.
Find your friends, Diana.
You fucking serious, dude?
Will you just shut up?
Find something to defend yourselves.
He's coming.
I don't care who's coming.
Charity, you were right.
Government alien zombies.
Forester!
I fucking knew it!
I told you Cassidy! I fucking told you!
Okay.
All right, you guys.
Come on. Come on. Go, go, go, go, go.
Where the fuck did that come from?
Come on! Turn the power! Get out!
Charity!
My boy!
Okay.
Come on.
Okay.
Come on.
Let me try. Let me try. Let me try.
My boy!
Get you right there!
Can't believe I'm back here again.
This is it, Paul. This is it.
This is it, Paul. Never again.
Never again.
But this is going to work.
It has to work.
He's going to kill me.
He's going to fucking kill me just
like my Uncle Martin said, "You're
nothing but a fucking
forkhead, you're
nothing but a forkhead." God damn it.
I thought I'd see you again, sir.
Don't be mad, okay?
Please don't be mad.
I... I brought you the... the pole
that was used to bring back Jason.
I think... I think this will work.
But I need to tell you something
about... about the girl, sir.
Angie?
Ashley?
Ashley!
Are you okay?
Okay.
Okay.
What did he do to you?
We're going to get you out of here.
Okay?
Everything's going to be fine.
Don't look, Ashley.
I need you.
Okay? Look at me. It's going to be fine.
Okay?
I'm going to go look for a key.
Shit.
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What's wrong?
I... I've seen this
before. Robert told me about
it. Shit, he was obsessed.
Where is it? Where is it?
My god, the...
Yes, the... the shrine,
the candles, the bodies.
God, if this is what he thought it was.
This is not good. This is...
What's not good?
Here. My god, I never
believed him before.
Look, crime scene photos from 1984.
See? The... the head's not there,
but everything else is the same.
It must have been gone
before the police got here.
And then... and
there's no symbols in the
photos, but they
didn't show the ceiling.
I think he's trying to bring her back.
Bring who back?
His wife, Jason's mother.
And he needs us to do it.
Here it is. Here, here, here, here.
He wrote, "Jason is a tool of the devil,
wielded for a greater
purpose and need.
He is a puppet for his mother,
but who is pulling his strings?"
His mother?
His father.
We got to get out of here.
Shit, that's him.
Him who?
It's fucking Dad!
Put the knife down.
Come on, man. I'm tired.
Drop the knife!
Please!
My boy.
Go, go, go, go, go! Go!
Shit!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill her!
Kill the child!
Kill the child, Jason!
Hey!
Leave my girls alone!
Kill him!
Stop!
I'll turn this bitch to ash!
Ashley!
I'll do it! I swear!
I'll turn this bitch to dust!
Dad?
Chunk?
No!
I swear, if you do it!
Curse! Kill!
Listen, child. You're almost there.
Kill her, Jason!
Now!
They deserve to die.
Make them suffer like we did.
Kill them.
Kill her!
Listen to me.
You're almost there, Jason.
Jason, kill this child.
Now!
Jason!
Make them remember what they did to us.
Kill them.
Get your hands off me!
Fuck!
Ashley! Ashley!
God damn it!
That's a good boy.
That's my Jason.
Make them remember me, Jason.
Make them remember.
Such a disappointment to me, boy.
I should let you both rot in hell!
My boy!
There's one left for me.
Don't stop.
Look what they did to you, Jason.
Make them remember what
they did to us. Kill them.
Ashley!
Shit!
Jason!
Over here!
Jason, me you want!
Jason!
Maggot head!
No!
Fuck!
You son of a bitch! Why won't you die?!
Haunting me my entire life! I will
not let you do it to my family!
Rot in hell, you prick!
Die in hell, bitch!
Fucking die!
You fucking dead yet?!
Go!
Yes!
Remember this?
We are gathered today to celebrate the
life of a man that many of us knew.
We knew him as a father, a
friend, a sheriff, or a colleague.
I'm sure you remember Jason
Rolatti as... as a kind man.
An old soul who never
took shit from anyone.
He certainly didn't
take any shit from me.
When we lose someone we cherish,
a piece of us dies with them.
That's why we have the
feeling of a hole in our heart.
Sheriff Rolatti left
us with a big hole.
May we remember him as he always was.
Our brother, our friend.
There's been a lot of talk about
other Jasons, Jason Voorhees.
But today we're here to celebrate
Sheriff Rolatti, the real Jason.
Do you think he's really in there?
Yeah.
I was here to watch it. I made sure.
Do you think he's really dead?
I hope so.
What are you doing?
It was Dad's. I think it's
time we finally get rid of it.
Yeah.
Let it die with him.
Let's go.
Okay.
Let's go.