Gerda (2021) Movie Script
Hold on.
These shoes are killing me!
buy new ones - I'm not a bank!
Let's drink.
On a light layer.
fucking junky.
- Why are you so bitchy today?
Because of the shoes.
Gerda. Private.
- Gerdos again?
do you give discount on mondays now
I envy you from the bottom of my heart.
I'm just green with envy.
Some more, some less.
Gerdos is probably the most
expensive of us. breathtaking.
Like chocolate. - Fantastic.
Do not touch.
Is that really your name? - No.
I thought you were Gerda.
Gerda, I'm Kai.
My name is Lera.
And why Gerda?
Therefore.
wait don't go
Another private dance?
- You are very beautiful.
can you stay a little longer
Stand still for a moment.
Good.
Wait.
I ask you as a human.
Stop for a moment, please.
Go away you bitch!
Sucked you through eight
private dances, didn't you?
bitch! You want everyone to think
we're hookers around here, yeah?
Go suck cocks at the train station!
- Go wash your mouth!
What are we going to do with you now?
- You are disgusting!
So what do we do with you now?
Slut!
You cunt! - Good now!
Slut! I'll finish you!
- It is enough! Calm down!
Dirty bitch! - Stop!
Bitch!
- It's all ok. Chill out.
Daughter, let's talk.
Where's Mama?
the task of the sociologists
consisted precisely in
to elevate sociology
to the rank of
the exact sciences,
based on observation.
However, neither Samt-Simon
nor other sociologists have
not even Comte managed
to break away from
idealism and apriorism
in understanding society.
Knowledge is present in
man from the beginning,
before gaining
earthly experiences...
I'm dying.
In man there is a source.
Don't play dumb.
What source? - Just any source.
about the inner source,
about the reflection
triggered by the soul on the
beautiful itself, which
the soul has observed,
while she sojourned
among myriads of gods
before experiencing
her earthly incarnation.
Reflecting on what
is there on the basis
of what is here is
not easy for any soul.
In the analogues here
there is no reflection of
righteousness, purity and all
that is of value to the soul.
But where it came from, no soul
returns for tens of
thousands of years,
for before the end of that
time it will not grow wings.'
questionnaires.
folders.
Signature and name
in capital letters.
Thanks. - Please.
Good day. - Questionnaires.
folders. - Thanks.
Please.
Who's there?
- Sociological Survey.
What do you want? - Talk.
Get away or I'll
call the police!
Let's take a little break, shall we?
-Yes.
Lerotsch ka, have a
drink with us, my dear.
Come on.
We all congratulate you
And above all, of course,
wish you good health.
If you have health, you have everything.
Right? That's what they say.
He has 30 years
worked in an unhealthy company.
The lungs are gone.
We've been together for 30 years.
Come on. - Down with it!
On your well-being.
- To the birthday boy, what else.
Stop, stop, stop! Take a sniff.
try it Come on!
Have a cucumber with it.
- Bite off a piece.
Good this way? - Everything OK?
It has it all, doesn't it?
Here, cheese for you.
catch up! hop!
And here is meat.
- Put on her more!
Who actually thinks all this up?
- sociology experts.
Oho.
Excuse me please.
For me it's time.
I'll fill this out for you.
If they call you, tell me
I've talked to you for an hour.
No no no.
What the party says will be done.
- Not so much, less.
It's good for digestion.
There are bound to be questions left.
- Bring it on.
Seryosha, your vodka is
pretty strong this time.
In which era would you like to live?
Before the revolution, in the Soviet
Union, I like the time I live in.
Waija, what era would
you like to live in?
I don't know that.
before the revolution.
How come? - Why?
You know, I would ride around
Moscow in a carriage like that
and wave me with a fan.
Would you like to
live in Russia or would
you rather emigrate
to another country?
Oh, I would emigrate. - Where?
Where would I go? On these...
What's their name?
Sweta? Well, these...
On these...
On what? - Come on!
Serjoscha, Stjopka brought
us these things from there.
Damn it!
I can't figure it out, like always.
And don't we get
anything for our answers?
no - No? Then let's drink.
Let's drink to Valya's
what's your name?
May those there...
I'll get to it!
- That everything is fine with them.
Just as. - Come on!
that everything is fine At all.
- Good. Peace for the world.
Why are you laughing?
One must drink to peace.
- In one go.
Brave. Cucumber.
Will you serve the kid something
from the main course today? Potatoes...
Baby, why don't you eat?
you take nothing Then,
master of the house, you do it.
Careful. go eat - Eat, eat!
It was in the oven for a long time.
It sure tastes good.
Sweta...
Wait. Let's sing something first.
- Come on, together.
A birch leaf floats gently like
smoke from the tree, withered and weary
During the rest, the accordion
plays the autumn dream waltz song
The basses wail through the fir trees,
and all around in the evening light
As if under a spell, my
dear friends listen to me
In the strange forest the waltz
sounds, the longing burns hotly
And everyone listens and dreams and
sings about the loved one they know
Think again of the golden May
and know - the way back means:
Always stay true to your homeland.
because your happiness awaits there
With this waltz back in May,
for dancing and games and jokes
With this waltz, love
sang into your heart at home
Come in.
But carefully.
Everything OK?
Come.
eat up Then we go for a walk.
Lerka, I had an epiphany.
I imagined it all.
You know the earth
revolves around
the sun at 2,000
kilometers per second.
Yes and?
Introduce yourself!
We're sitting here now
but in reality the earth is
racing like a possessed one.
eat now
Please.
Maybe some tea, kid?
- I don't have time, grandma.
Are you coming for work or what?
- No, this is an internship.
If I don't do that, I
won't get a good grade.
Naturally.
Which hygiene products do you prefer?
Specify the brand.
Fine, I'll fill this out myself.
How often do you
drink alcohol per week?
I don't drink at
all, once a week,
twice a week, more
than twice a week.
Fine, you don't drink.
Let's move on.
How do you feel about a
ford at work? Nonsense...
Find your
socio-economic situation
and your living
conditions satisfactory?
Yes, no, I don't know.
Satisfied... Satisfied...
satisfactory.
How do you deal
with difficulties?
Life is always difficult, but
you have to hope for the best,
Difficulties make people
strong, I have no difficulties.
Baby, life is always difficult.
But you have to hope for the best.
Are you happy?
Oh. I don't feel like
asking such questions.
Only yes or no counts here.
Let's write. - All right.
What income are you aiming for?
Indication in rubles.
Well, I'm getting 8,000
rubles in pension now.
There was a recent
increase of 600 rubles.
First there were 7,400.
And now 8,000.
Oh well. 8,000.
Should I write 8,000 rubles?
let's open Otherwise he
kicks in the door again.
He kicks them in one way or another.
- I'll open.
Mom, go into the room.
He's going right now.
girls...
let's talk I...
Please go.
She mustn't get upset.
I tell you that I love you.
mom, are you listening?
go into the room
let's talk
Just have pity on me!
Or have pity on her!
Why are you coming here?
Come here!
Act like a human!
- Then sit down and we'll talk!
why are you yelling
at me - Stop yelling!
Get lost! Leave us alone!
- Why should I?
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
Just go.
Sascha...
Does he hit you? - No. Never.
Please don't report
this to the police.
In fact, it's just a scratch.
But I have to report this to the police. When
it comes to knife stories, they're strict.
Do you have money?
Cool!
Oho! Show me! - Leave it.
Not in the mood?
She's always in the mood.
Isn't it, Tanya?
You are never in a bad mood.
- I am for positive thinking.
Oh what people!
Oh, the Lollipop Gerdosina!
Didn't suck any cocks at
the train station today?
Leave her alone!
- I'm happy for you.
Are there enough men?
Can she suck to the fullest.
Isn't it, Gerda?
What are you looking at?
girls! - What was that now?
Gerda, what was that?
What shoud that?
- Girls, leave them alone.
Damned!
Lera, aren't you afraid anymore?
Look at me.
Are you not afraid at all anymore?
What are you doing?
- Girls, why are you so hard on her?
What's happening?
Look at me, Gerda.
Is good. Calm down. Come here.
Why do you cry?
I was only joking.
All right. Calm down. It's all ok.
Calm, calm. Everything will be fine.
I can't give more.
- Take two thousand.
What is that?
You were out in the field yesterday!
I won't give any more.
- Fucking junkie.
Gerdos, here are ten thousand.
Blow someone for five more.
What is it?
I'm just kidding. - Thanks.
Gerdos, I would blow the
whole town for my mother.
Tanja, there are customers for you.
It's four in the morning.
fuck you Dimon
do it!
Nadia, calm down.
All right, I'm going.
lerka
Are you all right? - 5:38 a.m.
It was only enough
for a simple cake.
From where did you get the money?
- Smart girl.
5:39.
What do you have?
what does the clock say - 5:39.
5:41.
Hooray! Happy Birthday!
- Thanks.
Lerka, I have a new insight.
But don't scold, okay?
tell
On everyone's birthday, all
of their cells are renewed.
Then you are a whole new person.
Every year he gets
a renewal program.
And he only has
to say to himself:
'I'm brand new.
I can be whoever I want.
A different person.
The Langoliers ate
everything in the past.
I'm brand new
Dropped everything.'
Who? - The Langoliers.
The movie monsters with the teeth.
Do you remember?
You can choose anything.
You just have to decide
what you want to be.
And the program is already running.
Damn. I could use a sip,
but there's nothing there.
Lera...
- Wait, I'll call a friend.
To you of you!
why are you whispering
- I do not know.
The cake is delicious.
Very cute.
I do not know. I like it.
- Why is there jelly on it?
There's no jelly on it.
- And what is this?
That brings luck -
a piece of orange.
Didn't you get any?
- crap, no. Let's drink?
Listening times. How about new wallpaper?
This one's kinda pretty old.
Why are you laughing?
marry me now And we adopt them.
A house, kids and all that.
On your well-being.
To Lerka and her wings.
Oleg, do you know
that Lerka has wings?
Don't start with that!
- You can see her in a photo of her.
Nonsense. They just printed
the photo poorly, that's all.
Yes, seriously.
You just can't see them now.
Everything oppresses her, so
she cannot unfold her wings.
But one day...
- It's enough, really.
Alright, I'm quiet.
Don't scold.
You really have wings.
Make yourself comfortable.
So, happy birthday.
Flush it down if you don't like it.
My leg has already fallen asleep.
They dropped it when they paid.
They're filthy rich.
Take a hundred. - No thank you.
you already gave me something
Then you don't have to
pay back the old debt.
These guys want you.
- The shift is almost over.
As you wish.
What do you have?
They've got a bunch of coal.
Don't go with them.
Come on. Show me what you got.
If I had something to
show I had a real, really.
Well then, Tanyukha, take care.
- Bye.
Bye.
You can hardly stand up.
let's go to me -
Come on, work calls.
I will behave.
- Yes, behave yourself.
Verse '5.
- Hey, Tanya! Look here!
Equals two!
What a slut. There, she got in.
And where is she going?
- Without saying goodbye.
Look.
Where is she going?
Why did she get
into Tanja's car?
Tanja, let's get out of here.
Why, Gerdos?
Do you have your pants full?
why did you come with me
Do you see how many
dollars they have?
And they just hang
out of their pockets.
What is? - What?
Oh! Exactly what I need.
Thanks. - Please.
Make it short.
Tanya, let's go.
beauties!
beauties!
So...
- What is it, girls?
you are tanya
And you Lera.
Lera, how is your cave?
Come on, let's unload.
- How are you?
Gently, gently! - Slow down!
how are you girlfriend
- How are you?
Come here. Sit down.
What's going on there?
Did it blow Tanja away?
Hey! Hi!
What is it, little one?
- What's happening? is she ok
Hey pioneer girl!
Then you'll have to
put in a double shift!
Tanya, relax.
You'll be better soon.
I have the antidote.
can we maybe go
She does not feel good.
- Yes, of course.
What's going on here?
- What is this?
Nobody here wants to rape you.
Either your money back or your feet wide.
the latter!
- We're going to the police.
Let's go. We didn't take anything.
- Where? We are already here'
Jingle! Police!
What, you want it standing?
i want to sing
Give her a microphone.
- Here's a microphone.
Sing. Here's the microphone.
Snow, what wonderful snow
Through the snow, as if asleep,
I flee into the old castle
A trail, one's lonely trail
As if life's easy course
was lost on the snow
Everyone in this
world needs a friend
A tender and gentle friend
who wards off misfortune
May storm and blowing snow rage,
Then call me three times over
nine lands, and I hasten to come
Friend, my true
and faithful friend
We fly with you as if we were
sleeping, up above the clouds
May our friendship
last for centuries
Just like the light of the
lighthouse, and never go out
Everyone in this
world needs a friend
A tender and gentle friend
who wards off misfortune
May storms and snowstorms rage
Then call me three times over
nine lands, and I hasten to come
Well, smart girl.
Well done.
Good. Relax yourself.
Shit, I can't get
it up now, dammit.
you did it
Come on. Grab your
girlfriend and get out of here.
Lera?
Lera?
Open the door.
Water.
No, cold.
Who are you?!
Damned!
The Greeks believed that
a sleepwalking person meant
that the soul...
looking for a way out of the body.
In a way she's already free
but the body doesn't know yet.
They're not really
connected anymore.
And there's no turning back.
The soul can only wander
while the body sleeps.
And wait for him to
fall asleep forever.
Shut your mouth.
That's what the Greeks thought.
Oleg, you are an artist.
Yes something like that.
Here.
How nice.
I've always wanted to paint.
But I can not.
Your walls... are no good.
Give it to me.
Lera, something else below.
It's already dry there.
And here's where my knee is.
Very beautiful.
And how do you make a living as an artist?
do you sell your pictures
No, I'm an undertaker.
I paint the pictures for myself.
Mom, he has a dark sense of humor.
he jokes
And so a survey always requires
direct contact
with the respondent.
And we here understand what
special personalities there are.
Some just refuse to say
anything on principle.
You may be faced with
a variety of questions.
"Why all that?
Nothing changes anyway.
"What a nonsense.
And who pays for that?
Even if someone strictly refuses,
the questioner must remain calm.
In addition, you have to prove
yourself as a sensitive psychologist,
follow the development
of the situation,
guide the interlocutor
in the right direction,
follow the development of
the situation, the interlocutor
steer in the right direction
it allows to better understand
people's consciousness.
Go through to the room.
Have a seat.
Excuse me, can I use the toilet?
Yes of course.
Along the corridor on the right.
Why is he whining?
He is neutered, but Musja is in heat.
Does he understand that he is neutered?
Probably not.
Can we maybe go to the kitchen?
You know, I forgot
I have another class.
I have to go. Excuse me please.
Come back later. - Yes.
mom go to sleep
I don't feel like sleeping.
girls i love you so much
girls let's talk
Mom, go to sleep!
Damned.
Lyuska, don't judge me.
i am your dad Mom and I
will work this out between us.
You go to sleep.
Do you understand?
mom, are you listening?
Go to sleep.
lrischka, let's talk.
- I'm talking to you.
Daughter, do you
at least love me?
Let's have a drink.
let's go to her
Please let her sleep.
Give it to me. I
drink and you hold back.
let me drink this
Lerka! Stand up!
- Are you feeling bad?
no Let's go to my room.
It must be.
We need to let his
soul go from here.
Last night when I
fell asleep I thought:
May he...
with this woman...
go well.
And suddenly...
there was that green
flash outside the window.
I knew it was his soul.
Do you understand?
She needs to be let out of here.
But don't scold. I
got up and understood
what to do. My
whole body is shaking.
let's do it now
This is his soul.
May our dad fare well.
lerka,
let us ask with all our might
that his soul can
detach itself from here.
How many people
are in your family?
me and my son He is
currently in the army.
your workplace?
I'm mostly at home, but also in
a tailor's shop,
every third day.
Your monthly income
per family member?
Well, two with my
son, 25,000 each.
Undeclared income
is also included.
25,000.
The material situation of the
family has improved over the
past year, has remained the
same, has deteriorated, don't know.
Got better.
Do you agree that the
country is on the right
course, despite the
obstacles and difficulties?
I agree.
May I inspect your
living conditions?
how many rooms do you have
Three.
no husband?
I am divorced.
a lover?
What are these questions?
Very ordinary.
And is there a man?
Listen, what's the
point of this question?
Please do something to stop my
father from coming to our house.
Sit down.
tell us something Come on.
What classic.
You need such an anecdote book.
- Yes, like Trachtenberg. So similar.
Do you know Trachtenberg?
- Through math, of course.
Trachtenberg was before your time.
- So what?
Here is an apple. And a core.
And the apple is the
nutritive substance around it.
If it falls, it rots and the
seeds grow into a new tree.
The soul is reborn.
As what?
Well, as anything.
As a human, animal, plant.
What happens when the body dies?
- The body rots.
Exactly. And that was it?
- Maggots.
I can also imagine my
body afterwards, when
the maggots are gone,
when it's rotten.
No...
- I can imagine myself in a different form.
I'm not saying imagine
yourself in a different guise.
You will never have another
form. you are just dead
pizza, people!
Usually lying down...
- The pizza is here!
Which one do you like?
that there.
Which? This one?
only that?
Yes.
Pizza, folks.
Today we buried a
woman who was really fat.
And those assholes were too
stingy to buy a casket to fit.
The coffin with her in it
didn't fit through the door.
I took them out and
then put them back in.
The butt fit in,
the sides didn't.
I pressed them in
there like dough.
And nails hammered in from above.
- Did you make it?
Girls...
- Happiness and health to you.
I love you. - And wealth.
Come on, Katya. - Hey, Gerdos.
Here.
No thank you. I do not want.
- Take, otherwise it will be something.
Happy Birthday.
Thanks.
- Happy Birthday! Hooray!
You think you're cool, don't you, Gerdos?
And you are a beauty.
- Cool, isn't it?
What's your face?
What's happening?
Gerdos...
Stop it now, she's had enough.
Do you want?
do you have anything -Yes.
My black one, are
you making progress?
nope
There is no second chance.
How is it looking?
- Yes, we put everyone together.
Shit, there are three cripples in the audience.
And all for Gerdos?
- Definitely.
Are these your cripples, Gerdos?
How much does one blow job cost you?
And such a delicate dress.
Like a princess.
Dima, this is my track again.
Let Sasha know.
If this is your track, then dance.
I have to change my clothes.
- For what reason?
Take care.
you star
Bye.
My larva is hungry.
What again?
How long has it been?
Take the pill or fuck with gummies.
What's wrong?
For how many times?
Gerdos, howdy.
Tanya has died.
sorry
A napkin, please. - Naturally.
All right, girls.
I go.
We order a taxi.
Have a nice meal.
goodbye
Let's drink on Tanyukha.
May she be well there.
Naomi, aren't you drinking today?
No, I'm totally exhausted
after the procedure.
Can we turn on normal music?
Maybe no music?
It's all kind of weird.
Let's put on Tanyucha's music.
- Good.
How many pelmeni
do you eat at once?
10, 15, more, own statement.
Do you eat what you
want without paying
attention to nutritional
recommendations?
Yes, no, own statement.
Can't resist a
candy before you eat?
Yes, no, own statement.
Do you drink anything
during the meal?
Yes, no, own statement.
Do you refuse the desire
for a second portion?
Yes, no, own statement.
Do you poke around on the
plate instead of eating up?
Yes, no, own statement.
How often do you
suffer from indigestion?
Once a week, more often,
less often, own statement.
What detergent do you prefer?
How many times a week do
you clean your apartment?
What kind of toilet
paper do you use?
What income are you aiming for?
Indication in rubles.
Is that really your name?
Yes.
Your mother loved fairy tales?
something like that.
Understand.
do you want me
Yes.
take me
How much?
Simply that way.
Now listen.
Is that some kind of protest for you?
i mean your work
You bury a lot of people.
No, no protest.
Why do you do it then?
Because of the money.
But also to gradually
ground myself.
And does it work?
no
Do you want to sleep with me?
Hi.
Good day.
Excuse me. I want to
ask you a few questions.
Aren't you from the welfare office?
no
I am a fairy that grants wishes.
What do you want
most of all now?
Chocolate.
Crap. Why are you still sleeping?
Wake up. I'm making tea now.
Sleepyhead, wake up.
What do you want to do at night?
Do you hear? Stand up!
Hey! Wake up!
Mummy!
Mummy!
Mummy!
Mummy!
Mummy...
Wake up! Do you hear? Wake up!
Wake up!
Stop it! Do you hear? Stop it!
Stop it!
Mummy!
Hi.
Are you crying?
I lost my wallet somewhere.
What did you dream?
It seemed to me that
behind this forest...
hides a completely different life.
One can only dream of.
I ran through the forest.
It rained.
The drops hit my face
and i knew...
that everything was over.
I betrayed the world
I walked along the path
so long,
and i felt so happy.
So weightlessly happy.
Because I knew that I...
finally found my way,
here in the forest.
And he led me...
into a wonderful new
world that I had never seen,
but from which I...
already knew everything.
I was absolutely sure
that I would see her
because they...
called me.
shouted so loud.
She looked at me as
I sat there peeing.
It was like I had before...
had no plan
no clear plan for
my life, and now...
i knew everything
I stopped being useless.
And then?
Then there was a fence.
I saw him and
lost consciousness.
First I was in the hospital.
Then I came home.
you were little
I probably didn't
come back at all.
You can't go back.
No, I came back.
I loved you, I loved your father
but I was someone else.
I already knew I was different.
And I'll always be
uncomfortable now.
it will always be too tight for me
because i...
imagined a different life.
Mine.
mine too.
Oh no.
Yet. yes, mine
Damn. It's kinda cold.
Wait a moment.
Hasn't evaporated yet.
Doesn't he resent us?
He doesn't care anymore.
He is completely grounded and
doesn't notice anything anymore.
Good. Can we go to
the underworld now?
Hey Lyuska.
Come here, daughter.
Why are you standing there, little shit.
Come here and give me a kiss.
Lyusechka, come here.
I shoot girls.
Should I shoot, Lyuska?
- D rather not.
Lera, no! - Fuck it.
Chill out.
He won't do anything.
Yes, your father is a bastard, isn't he?
At least you're talking to me.
Lj us ka
Lj US ca
snotty.
You love your dad, don't you?
snotty...
I have only you left.
Lj us enka...
Snotty, do you love your daddy?
Let's run them over mountains.
Give him a second mountain.
Look how beautiful.
Now we have two ladybugs.
- Two. Do you see how they feel?
already used to you.
And this one...
Wow.
So. And where is the other one?
I'll tell you a
terrible secret now.
You won't tell anyone else either?
- No.
Actually I'm not your mama
but the queen of the ladybugs.
Look how many there are.
You came to get me.
Now I fly with them
to our magic realm.
And I will be the
queen and rule there.
Now get me.
Mom, can I come with you?
And now, Lyuska, fall asleep quickly
The Butzemann calls from the mountain:
Give me the Lyuska!
But we won't give them up,
because then we won't have any more
Damn!
The life weapon is gone!
Lj u sj a!
Well well well.
And my ID?
There! There He is!
I was already panicking.
So close behind me then.
These shoes are killing me!
buy new ones - I'm not a bank!
Let's drink.
On a light layer.
fucking junky.
- Why are you so bitchy today?
Because of the shoes.
Gerda. Private.
- Gerdos again?
do you give discount on mondays now
I envy you from the bottom of my heart.
I'm just green with envy.
Some more, some less.
Gerdos is probably the most
expensive of us. breathtaking.
Like chocolate. - Fantastic.
Do not touch.
Is that really your name? - No.
I thought you were Gerda.
Gerda, I'm Kai.
My name is Lera.
And why Gerda?
Therefore.
wait don't go
Another private dance?
- You are very beautiful.
can you stay a little longer
Stand still for a moment.
Good.
Wait.
I ask you as a human.
Stop for a moment, please.
Go away you bitch!
Sucked you through eight
private dances, didn't you?
bitch! You want everyone to think
we're hookers around here, yeah?
Go suck cocks at the train station!
- Go wash your mouth!
What are we going to do with you now?
- You are disgusting!
So what do we do with you now?
Slut!
You cunt! - Good now!
Slut! I'll finish you!
- It is enough! Calm down!
Dirty bitch! - Stop!
Bitch!
- It's all ok. Chill out.
Daughter, let's talk.
Where's Mama?
the task of the sociologists
consisted precisely in
to elevate sociology
to the rank of
the exact sciences,
based on observation.
However, neither Samt-Simon
nor other sociologists have
not even Comte managed
to break away from
idealism and apriorism
in understanding society.
Knowledge is present in
man from the beginning,
before gaining
earthly experiences...
I'm dying.
In man there is a source.
Don't play dumb.
What source? - Just any source.
about the inner source,
about the reflection
triggered by the soul on the
beautiful itself, which
the soul has observed,
while she sojourned
among myriads of gods
before experiencing
her earthly incarnation.
Reflecting on what
is there on the basis
of what is here is
not easy for any soul.
In the analogues here
there is no reflection of
righteousness, purity and all
that is of value to the soul.
But where it came from, no soul
returns for tens of
thousands of years,
for before the end of that
time it will not grow wings.'
questionnaires.
folders.
Signature and name
in capital letters.
Thanks. - Please.
Good day. - Questionnaires.
folders. - Thanks.
Please.
Who's there?
- Sociological Survey.
What do you want? - Talk.
Get away or I'll
call the police!
Let's take a little break, shall we?
-Yes.
Lerotsch ka, have a
drink with us, my dear.
Come on.
We all congratulate you
And above all, of course,
wish you good health.
If you have health, you have everything.
Right? That's what they say.
He has 30 years
worked in an unhealthy company.
The lungs are gone.
We've been together for 30 years.
Come on. - Down with it!
On your well-being.
- To the birthday boy, what else.
Stop, stop, stop! Take a sniff.
try it Come on!
Have a cucumber with it.
- Bite off a piece.
Good this way? - Everything OK?
It has it all, doesn't it?
Here, cheese for you.
catch up! hop!
And here is meat.
- Put on her more!
Who actually thinks all this up?
- sociology experts.
Oho.
Excuse me please.
For me it's time.
I'll fill this out for you.
If they call you, tell me
I've talked to you for an hour.
No no no.
What the party says will be done.
- Not so much, less.
It's good for digestion.
There are bound to be questions left.
- Bring it on.
Seryosha, your vodka is
pretty strong this time.
In which era would you like to live?
Before the revolution, in the Soviet
Union, I like the time I live in.
Waija, what era would
you like to live in?
I don't know that.
before the revolution.
How come? - Why?
You know, I would ride around
Moscow in a carriage like that
and wave me with a fan.
Would you like to
live in Russia or would
you rather emigrate
to another country?
Oh, I would emigrate. - Where?
Where would I go? On these...
What's their name?
Sweta? Well, these...
On these...
On what? - Come on!
Serjoscha, Stjopka brought
us these things from there.
Damn it!
I can't figure it out, like always.
And don't we get
anything for our answers?
no - No? Then let's drink.
Let's drink to Valya's
what's your name?
May those there...
I'll get to it!
- That everything is fine with them.
Just as. - Come on!
that everything is fine At all.
- Good. Peace for the world.
Why are you laughing?
One must drink to peace.
- In one go.
Brave. Cucumber.
Will you serve the kid something
from the main course today? Potatoes...
Baby, why don't you eat?
you take nothing Then,
master of the house, you do it.
Careful. go eat - Eat, eat!
It was in the oven for a long time.
It sure tastes good.
Sweta...
Wait. Let's sing something first.
- Come on, together.
A birch leaf floats gently like
smoke from the tree, withered and weary
During the rest, the accordion
plays the autumn dream waltz song
The basses wail through the fir trees,
and all around in the evening light
As if under a spell, my
dear friends listen to me
In the strange forest the waltz
sounds, the longing burns hotly
And everyone listens and dreams and
sings about the loved one they know
Think again of the golden May
and know - the way back means:
Always stay true to your homeland.
because your happiness awaits there
With this waltz back in May,
for dancing and games and jokes
With this waltz, love
sang into your heart at home
Come in.
But carefully.
Everything OK?
Come.
eat up Then we go for a walk.
Lerka, I had an epiphany.
I imagined it all.
You know the earth
revolves around
the sun at 2,000
kilometers per second.
Yes and?
Introduce yourself!
We're sitting here now
but in reality the earth is
racing like a possessed one.
eat now
Please.
Maybe some tea, kid?
- I don't have time, grandma.
Are you coming for work or what?
- No, this is an internship.
If I don't do that, I
won't get a good grade.
Naturally.
Which hygiene products do you prefer?
Specify the brand.
Fine, I'll fill this out myself.
How often do you
drink alcohol per week?
I don't drink at
all, once a week,
twice a week, more
than twice a week.
Fine, you don't drink.
Let's move on.
How do you feel about a
ford at work? Nonsense...
Find your
socio-economic situation
and your living
conditions satisfactory?
Yes, no, I don't know.
Satisfied... Satisfied...
satisfactory.
How do you deal
with difficulties?
Life is always difficult, but
you have to hope for the best,
Difficulties make people
strong, I have no difficulties.
Baby, life is always difficult.
But you have to hope for the best.
Are you happy?
Oh. I don't feel like
asking such questions.
Only yes or no counts here.
Let's write. - All right.
What income are you aiming for?
Indication in rubles.
Well, I'm getting 8,000
rubles in pension now.
There was a recent
increase of 600 rubles.
First there were 7,400.
And now 8,000.
Oh well. 8,000.
Should I write 8,000 rubles?
let's open Otherwise he
kicks in the door again.
He kicks them in one way or another.
- I'll open.
Mom, go into the room.
He's going right now.
girls...
let's talk I...
Please go.
She mustn't get upset.
I tell you that I love you.
mom, are you listening?
go into the room
let's talk
Just have pity on me!
Or have pity on her!
Why are you coming here?
Come here!
Act like a human!
- Then sit down and we'll talk!
why are you yelling
at me - Stop yelling!
Get lost! Leave us alone!
- Why should I?
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
Just go.
Sascha...
Does he hit you? - No. Never.
Please don't report
this to the police.
In fact, it's just a scratch.
But I have to report this to the police. When
it comes to knife stories, they're strict.
Do you have money?
Cool!
Oho! Show me! - Leave it.
Not in the mood?
She's always in the mood.
Isn't it, Tanya?
You are never in a bad mood.
- I am for positive thinking.
Oh what people!
Oh, the Lollipop Gerdosina!
Didn't suck any cocks at
the train station today?
Leave her alone!
- I'm happy for you.
Are there enough men?
Can she suck to the fullest.
Isn't it, Gerda?
What are you looking at?
girls! - What was that now?
Gerda, what was that?
What shoud that?
- Girls, leave them alone.
Damned!
Lera, aren't you afraid anymore?
Look at me.
Are you not afraid at all anymore?
What are you doing?
- Girls, why are you so hard on her?
What's happening?
Look at me, Gerda.
Is good. Calm down. Come here.
Why do you cry?
I was only joking.
All right. Calm down. It's all ok.
Calm, calm. Everything will be fine.
I can't give more.
- Take two thousand.
What is that?
You were out in the field yesterday!
I won't give any more.
- Fucking junkie.
Gerdos, here are ten thousand.
Blow someone for five more.
What is it?
I'm just kidding. - Thanks.
Gerdos, I would blow the
whole town for my mother.
Tanja, there are customers for you.
It's four in the morning.
fuck you Dimon
do it!
Nadia, calm down.
All right, I'm going.
lerka
Are you all right? - 5:38 a.m.
It was only enough
for a simple cake.
From where did you get the money?
- Smart girl.
5:39.
What do you have?
what does the clock say - 5:39.
5:41.
Hooray! Happy Birthday!
- Thanks.
Lerka, I have a new insight.
But don't scold, okay?
tell
On everyone's birthday, all
of their cells are renewed.
Then you are a whole new person.
Every year he gets
a renewal program.
And he only has
to say to himself:
'I'm brand new.
I can be whoever I want.
A different person.
The Langoliers ate
everything in the past.
I'm brand new
Dropped everything.'
Who? - The Langoliers.
The movie monsters with the teeth.
Do you remember?
You can choose anything.
You just have to decide
what you want to be.
And the program is already running.
Damn. I could use a sip,
but there's nothing there.
Lera...
- Wait, I'll call a friend.
To you of you!
why are you whispering
- I do not know.
The cake is delicious.
Very cute.
I do not know. I like it.
- Why is there jelly on it?
There's no jelly on it.
- And what is this?
That brings luck -
a piece of orange.
Didn't you get any?
- crap, no. Let's drink?
Listening times. How about new wallpaper?
This one's kinda pretty old.
Why are you laughing?
marry me now And we adopt them.
A house, kids and all that.
On your well-being.
To Lerka and her wings.
Oleg, do you know
that Lerka has wings?
Don't start with that!
- You can see her in a photo of her.
Nonsense. They just printed
the photo poorly, that's all.
Yes, seriously.
You just can't see them now.
Everything oppresses her, so
she cannot unfold her wings.
But one day...
- It's enough, really.
Alright, I'm quiet.
Don't scold.
You really have wings.
Make yourself comfortable.
So, happy birthday.
Flush it down if you don't like it.
My leg has already fallen asleep.
They dropped it when they paid.
They're filthy rich.
Take a hundred. - No thank you.
you already gave me something
Then you don't have to
pay back the old debt.
These guys want you.
- The shift is almost over.
As you wish.
What do you have?
They've got a bunch of coal.
Don't go with them.
Come on. Show me what you got.
If I had something to
show I had a real, really.
Well then, Tanyukha, take care.
- Bye.
Bye.
You can hardly stand up.
let's go to me -
Come on, work calls.
I will behave.
- Yes, behave yourself.
Verse '5.
- Hey, Tanya! Look here!
Equals two!
What a slut. There, she got in.
And where is she going?
- Without saying goodbye.
Look.
Where is she going?
Why did she get
into Tanja's car?
Tanja, let's get out of here.
Why, Gerdos?
Do you have your pants full?
why did you come with me
Do you see how many
dollars they have?
And they just hang
out of their pockets.
What is? - What?
Oh! Exactly what I need.
Thanks. - Please.
Make it short.
Tanya, let's go.
beauties!
beauties!
So...
- What is it, girls?
you are tanya
And you Lera.
Lera, how is your cave?
Come on, let's unload.
- How are you?
Gently, gently! - Slow down!
how are you girlfriend
- How are you?
Come here. Sit down.
What's going on there?
Did it blow Tanja away?
Hey! Hi!
What is it, little one?
- What's happening? is she ok
Hey pioneer girl!
Then you'll have to
put in a double shift!
Tanya, relax.
You'll be better soon.
I have the antidote.
can we maybe go
She does not feel good.
- Yes, of course.
What's going on here?
- What is this?
Nobody here wants to rape you.
Either your money back or your feet wide.
the latter!
- We're going to the police.
Let's go. We didn't take anything.
- Where? We are already here'
Jingle! Police!
What, you want it standing?
i want to sing
Give her a microphone.
- Here's a microphone.
Sing. Here's the microphone.
Snow, what wonderful snow
Through the snow, as if asleep,
I flee into the old castle
A trail, one's lonely trail
As if life's easy course
was lost on the snow
Everyone in this
world needs a friend
A tender and gentle friend
who wards off misfortune
May storm and blowing snow rage,
Then call me three times over
nine lands, and I hasten to come
Friend, my true
and faithful friend
We fly with you as if we were
sleeping, up above the clouds
May our friendship
last for centuries
Just like the light of the
lighthouse, and never go out
Everyone in this
world needs a friend
A tender and gentle friend
who wards off misfortune
May storms and snowstorms rage
Then call me three times over
nine lands, and I hasten to come
Well, smart girl.
Well done.
Good. Relax yourself.
Shit, I can't get
it up now, dammit.
you did it
Come on. Grab your
girlfriend and get out of here.
Lera?
Lera?
Open the door.
Water.
No, cold.
Who are you?!
Damned!
The Greeks believed that
a sleepwalking person meant
that the soul...
looking for a way out of the body.
In a way she's already free
but the body doesn't know yet.
They're not really
connected anymore.
And there's no turning back.
The soul can only wander
while the body sleeps.
And wait for him to
fall asleep forever.
Shut your mouth.
That's what the Greeks thought.
Oleg, you are an artist.
Yes something like that.
Here.
How nice.
I've always wanted to paint.
But I can not.
Your walls... are no good.
Give it to me.
Lera, something else below.
It's already dry there.
And here's where my knee is.
Very beautiful.
And how do you make a living as an artist?
do you sell your pictures
No, I'm an undertaker.
I paint the pictures for myself.
Mom, he has a dark sense of humor.
he jokes
And so a survey always requires
direct contact
with the respondent.
And we here understand what
special personalities there are.
Some just refuse to say
anything on principle.
You may be faced with
a variety of questions.
"Why all that?
Nothing changes anyway.
"What a nonsense.
And who pays for that?
Even if someone strictly refuses,
the questioner must remain calm.
In addition, you have to prove
yourself as a sensitive psychologist,
follow the development
of the situation,
guide the interlocutor
in the right direction,
follow the development of
the situation, the interlocutor
steer in the right direction
it allows to better understand
people's consciousness.
Go through to the room.
Have a seat.
Excuse me, can I use the toilet?
Yes of course.
Along the corridor on the right.
Why is he whining?
He is neutered, but Musja is in heat.
Does he understand that he is neutered?
Probably not.
Can we maybe go to the kitchen?
You know, I forgot
I have another class.
I have to go. Excuse me please.
Come back later. - Yes.
mom go to sleep
I don't feel like sleeping.
girls i love you so much
girls let's talk
Mom, go to sleep!
Damned.
Lyuska, don't judge me.
i am your dad Mom and I
will work this out between us.
You go to sleep.
Do you understand?
mom, are you listening?
Go to sleep.
lrischka, let's talk.
- I'm talking to you.
Daughter, do you
at least love me?
Let's have a drink.
let's go to her
Please let her sleep.
Give it to me. I
drink and you hold back.
let me drink this
Lerka! Stand up!
- Are you feeling bad?
no Let's go to my room.
It must be.
We need to let his
soul go from here.
Last night when I
fell asleep I thought:
May he...
with this woman...
go well.
And suddenly...
there was that green
flash outside the window.
I knew it was his soul.
Do you understand?
She needs to be let out of here.
But don't scold. I
got up and understood
what to do. My
whole body is shaking.
let's do it now
This is his soul.
May our dad fare well.
lerka,
let us ask with all our might
that his soul can
detach itself from here.
How many people
are in your family?
me and my son He is
currently in the army.
your workplace?
I'm mostly at home, but also in
a tailor's shop,
every third day.
Your monthly income
per family member?
Well, two with my
son, 25,000 each.
Undeclared income
is also included.
25,000.
The material situation of the
family has improved over the
past year, has remained the
same, has deteriorated, don't know.
Got better.
Do you agree that the
country is on the right
course, despite the
obstacles and difficulties?
I agree.
May I inspect your
living conditions?
how many rooms do you have
Three.
no husband?
I am divorced.
a lover?
What are these questions?
Very ordinary.
And is there a man?
Listen, what's the
point of this question?
Please do something to stop my
father from coming to our house.
Sit down.
tell us something Come on.
What classic.
You need such an anecdote book.
- Yes, like Trachtenberg. So similar.
Do you know Trachtenberg?
- Through math, of course.
Trachtenberg was before your time.
- So what?
Here is an apple. And a core.
And the apple is the
nutritive substance around it.
If it falls, it rots and the
seeds grow into a new tree.
The soul is reborn.
As what?
Well, as anything.
As a human, animal, plant.
What happens when the body dies?
- The body rots.
Exactly. And that was it?
- Maggots.
I can also imagine my
body afterwards, when
the maggots are gone,
when it's rotten.
No...
- I can imagine myself in a different form.
I'm not saying imagine
yourself in a different guise.
You will never have another
form. you are just dead
pizza, people!
Usually lying down...
- The pizza is here!
Which one do you like?
that there.
Which? This one?
only that?
Yes.
Pizza, folks.
Today we buried a
woman who was really fat.
And those assholes were too
stingy to buy a casket to fit.
The coffin with her in it
didn't fit through the door.
I took them out and
then put them back in.
The butt fit in,
the sides didn't.
I pressed them in
there like dough.
And nails hammered in from above.
- Did you make it?
Girls...
- Happiness and health to you.
I love you. - And wealth.
Come on, Katya. - Hey, Gerdos.
Here.
No thank you. I do not want.
- Take, otherwise it will be something.
Happy Birthday.
Thanks.
- Happy Birthday! Hooray!
You think you're cool, don't you, Gerdos?
And you are a beauty.
- Cool, isn't it?
What's your face?
What's happening?
Gerdos...
Stop it now, she's had enough.
Do you want?
do you have anything -Yes.
My black one, are
you making progress?
nope
There is no second chance.
How is it looking?
- Yes, we put everyone together.
Shit, there are three cripples in the audience.
And all for Gerdos?
- Definitely.
Are these your cripples, Gerdos?
How much does one blow job cost you?
And such a delicate dress.
Like a princess.
Dima, this is my track again.
Let Sasha know.
If this is your track, then dance.
I have to change my clothes.
- For what reason?
Take care.
you star
Bye.
My larva is hungry.
What again?
How long has it been?
Take the pill or fuck with gummies.
What's wrong?
For how many times?
Gerdos, howdy.
Tanya has died.
sorry
A napkin, please. - Naturally.
All right, girls.
I go.
We order a taxi.
Have a nice meal.
goodbye
Let's drink on Tanyukha.
May she be well there.
Naomi, aren't you drinking today?
No, I'm totally exhausted
after the procedure.
Can we turn on normal music?
Maybe no music?
It's all kind of weird.
Let's put on Tanyucha's music.
- Good.
How many pelmeni
do you eat at once?
10, 15, more, own statement.
Do you eat what you
want without paying
attention to nutritional
recommendations?
Yes, no, own statement.
Can't resist a
candy before you eat?
Yes, no, own statement.
Do you drink anything
during the meal?
Yes, no, own statement.
Do you refuse the desire
for a second portion?
Yes, no, own statement.
Do you poke around on the
plate instead of eating up?
Yes, no, own statement.
How often do you
suffer from indigestion?
Once a week, more often,
less often, own statement.
What detergent do you prefer?
How many times a week do
you clean your apartment?
What kind of toilet
paper do you use?
What income are you aiming for?
Indication in rubles.
Is that really your name?
Yes.
Your mother loved fairy tales?
something like that.
Understand.
do you want me
Yes.
take me
How much?
Simply that way.
Now listen.
Is that some kind of protest for you?
i mean your work
You bury a lot of people.
No, no protest.
Why do you do it then?
Because of the money.
But also to gradually
ground myself.
And does it work?
no
Do you want to sleep with me?
Hi.
Good day.
Excuse me. I want to
ask you a few questions.
Aren't you from the welfare office?
no
I am a fairy that grants wishes.
What do you want
most of all now?
Chocolate.
Crap. Why are you still sleeping?
Wake up. I'm making tea now.
Sleepyhead, wake up.
What do you want to do at night?
Do you hear? Stand up!
Hey! Wake up!
Mummy!
Mummy!
Mummy!
Mummy!
Mummy...
Wake up! Do you hear? Wake up!
Wake up!
Stop it! Do you hear? Stop it!
Stop it!
Mummy!
Hi.
Are you crying?
I lost my wallet somewhere.
What did you dream?
It seemed to me that
behind this forest...
hides a completely different life.
One can only dream of.
I ran through the forest.
It rained.
The drops hit my face
and i knew...
that everything was over.
I betrayed the world
I walked along the path
so long,
and i felt so happy.
So weightlessly happy.
Because I knew that I...
finally found my way,
here in the forest.
And he led me...
into a wonderful new
world that I had never seen,
but from which I...
already knew everything.
I was absolutely sure
that I would see her
because they...
called me.
shouted so loud.
She looked at me as
I sat there peeing.
It was like I had before...
had no plan
no clear plan for
my life, and now...
i knew everything
I stopped being useless.
And then?
Then there was a fence.
I saw him and
lost consciousness.
First I was in the hospital.
Then I came home.
you were little
I probably didn't
come back at all.
You can't go back.
No, I came back.
I loved you, I loved your father
but I was someone else.
I already knew I was different.
And I'll always be
uncomfortable now.
it will always be too tight for me
because i...
imagined a different life.
Mine.
mine too.
Oh no.
Yet. yes, mine
Damn. It's kinda cold.
Wait a moment.
Hasn't evaporated yet.
Doesn't he resent us?
He doesn't care anymore.
He is completely grounded and
doesn't notice anything anymore.
Good. Can we go to
the underworld now?
Hey Lyuska.
Come here, daughter.
Why are you standing there, little shit.
Come here and give me a kiss.
Lyusechka, come here.
I shoot girls.
Should I shoot, Lyuska?
- D rather not.
Lera, no! - Fuck it.
Chill out.
He won't do anything.
Yes, your father is a bastard, isn't he?
At least you're talking to me.
Lj us ka
Lj US ca
snotty.
You love your dad, don't you?
snotty...
I have only you left.
Lj us enka...
Snotty, do you love your daddy?
Let's run them over mountains.
Give him a second mountain.
Look how beautiful.
Now we have two ladybugs.
- Two. Do you see how they feel?
already used to you.
And this one...
Wow.
So. And where is the other one?
I'll tell you a
terrible secret now.
You won't tell anyone else either?
- No.
Actually I'm not your mama
but the queen of the ladybugs.
Look how many there are.
You came to get me.
Now I fly with them
to our magic realm.
And I will be the
queen and rule there.
Now get me.
Mom, can I come with you?
And now, Lyuska, fall asleep quickly
The Butzemann calls from the mountain:
Give me the Lyuska!
But we won't give them up,
because then we won't have any more
Damn!
The life weapon is gone!
Lj u sj a!
Well well well.
And my ID?
There! There He is!
I was already panicking.
So close behind me then.