Girl With The Long Hair (1975) Movie Script
Welcome
So we both hope to stay
a bit more comfortably
You've come to the right place
Please sign here
This is a good place
Mr. and Mrs. Li
The room has been prepared
Good
It's the best room in the hotel
Richard...have you checked in?
I just have to sign this
Richard
Bai Lanshi
Richard, long time no see!
You look good. You must be doing great
Thank you...
Well, I least expected to meet you here
What's so special about this place?
You don't know? It's a paradise for men
Bai Lanshi, don't forget the party
The party. I won't forget.
Okay... I'll come
You must come
Pretty, isn't she?
She has a great body...
... her butt is a bit tiny though
Which one?
Hey, she is my wife
Your wife?
Come, let me introduce
This is my wife Jiali
This is Mr. Bai Lanshi
How do you do?
Richard, let's go
Please
Richard, is the view beautiful?
Yeah, it's awesome
Jiali, only if you could see it...
Speak no more. Let's go inside
Hello
Richard?
Bai?
Come down, I will show you around
I can't
Don't you wish to hang out
with your friend?
No, I didn't mean that
Come down. I'll wait for you
I will be right there
Okay
Who's it?
The friend we met in the lobby just now
Bai Lanshi
He insists to take me out
I really don't wish to go
I prefer to stay here with you
No, he is your friend
Go ahead
Well then, I will be back soon
Richard
What time is it?
Half past four
You have 2 hours
Come back soon. I'll wait for you
I've set my alarm now and won't be late
Richard
Okay?
What? Did ya get your wife's permission?
Man, I got only 2 hours
How silly you are
You shouldn't have
brought your wife along
Don't make it wrong
Jiali has been blind since she was little
We are here on vacation
Your wife is blind. That's convenient
Let me show you something
No
Richard, enjoy life when you're young
Let's go... Don't be afraid. Let's go
Hello
Hi...
Bye...
Bai, where are we going?
You'll know. Come...
Let me see if I'll get lucky today
Why are you looking at the Cupid?
He is Cupid, right?
My routine before I head out
Ask him?
For what?
He can show us the directions
Let me show you
Okay
His arrow points at me.
I have his blessings
That means I will have a great night
Let's go. Come on...
This is my friend, Richard,
from Hong Kong
He is an incredible lover
Hi
Hi
Get to bed and has a chat
Chatting on the bed?
Don't play innocent, go
Come sit on the bed. Come
We haven't had fun for quite a while
Men are jerks. They really are
Let's leave the room to them
Hey, don't go
Richard, don't be afraid
Enjoy yourself tonight
Trust me, you won't regret this
I'm sorry
Don't say sorry, silly
Take off your glasses now
Your moustache is so cute
Take off your clothes
Come on
Don't be shy
Come on, don't be shy
Come on
Then I'll take off my clothes first
My god, it's half past six
Half past six?
What a useless guy!
Did he touch you, honey?
Is the lift out of order?
Sorry
What's wrong with you?
Are you blind?
Jiali
You're back?
Yeah, Bai kept on discussing business
I couldn't stop him. He kept talking
What business is he in?
Import export trade
Trading?
Yeah, his father had a big export firm
He inherited the firm
after his father died
He's doing great now
You're doing great too
Help me to the bedroom
Hello
This is the general manager of the hotel
We'd like to welcome you
Welcome me? Thanks
Why must he call me at this time!
Welcome, sir
Damn it
This is a gift from our general manager
Champagne
Sir, are you alright?
Open...
Richard, Jiali
Welcome to Pattaya
Me too. Wishing you both joy, always
Joyous and cheerful
Mr Bai, your wife is very charming indeed
What wife? That's old-fashioned
If we're happy we stay together
If not we break up
Hi
So you have a lover here, eh!
No wonder you insisted to come here
I don't know her
Why flirt if you don't know her?
I saw her blowing you a kiss
Aili, you know that guy?
We met in Hawaii in England last year
Hawaii in England?
Yeah, you don't believe me?
Don't bluff. Eat more and talk less
Mr Bai
I heard the girls here are hot. True?
Yeah, girls here are hot
Right
Richard, you must not fool around
Don't lose yourself
I will...
Danna, tell me
Today is our anniversary
Are you happy?
Happy? You come to my place once a week
I am bored to death
You can go out and have fun...
... when you feel bored
But you must not...
find yourself other young men
... making me a cuckold
What are you talking about?
I won't fool around with other men
I like your moustache, right
Richard, are you looking at a woman?
No... Yes, but she is terribly ugly
She is too ugly to describe
Looking at her, I lose my appetite
Right, Bai Lanshi?
Ouch
Sorry...
Go to the washroom
What happened? Someone spilt the wine?
Yeah
Go clean it now
Okay
-Go on
-I'm going
Hurry
Richard
Richard
Richard
Yes
What are you doing?
Nothing
What are you thinking about?
Nothing
You seem preoccupied
Are you thinking of that ugly woman?
No... Jiali, don't imagine things
Oh yes,
you forgot to take your sleeping pills
You are absent-minded
You forgot to give them to me
Goodnight. Have a sweet dream
Same to you
What's wrong with you?
Are you crazy?
Who is it?
So it's you girls
What are you little ones looking at?
Have you no shame?
Who's it? We just made love. No big deal
You didn't do it before?
We weren't peeping
We're here to ask
if you want to go swimming
To be honest,
what's the fun in making love all day?
Swimming is much more fun
Swimming? Okay
Bai Lanshi, let's get Richard too
Alright
Hello
Richard
Bai
It's late, you ain't asleep yet?
Sleep? Wouldn't that be a waste of time?
The night is young
You forget this is men's heaven
The night has just begun
So what's the plan?
Oh, going to the beach
The beach?
Hurry, come
Richard, come...
Come
Come...
Come here
Come...
Look, Richard breaks the rule
What should we do?
He should take off his pants
Help me
Stop...
Help
Don't go...
How about taking along
their clothes with us?
Alright, let them walk back naked
Richard, bye
What should we do now?
Damn it
Come back
What the hell!
We have to walk back naked
Let's go
You've arrived the hotel
I am still far away from home
Richard, give me the palm leaf
No
Then I have to take it by force
Did we take the wrong flight?
No, what do you mean?
I thought I was in Denmark
You look terrific
Why don't you come to my room
for a drink?
I'm sure we'd enjoy ourselves
Come on, it's right here
No...
I know we'd have a good time
Hey, what's wrong?
You didn't sleep well last night?
Yeah
Jiali, why don't we go to the beach?
Okay, after I get changed
You wait here. I won't be long
Richard, what are you doing?
I... Nothing
Richard, you haven't changed yet!
Thought I'll stay back all the same
What's the matter with you?
Just now you said
you wanted to go to the beach
You see... I don't want you to get tired
Since you insist, we might as well go
Hey, Bai Lanshi
Richard
Why don't you swim?
I would rather be here with you
Richard, who was it?
Dunno... just someone passing by.
It's hot
So hot! I better go for a splash
Hi
Looking for me, is it?
Yes... How did you guess?
Men are easy to read
Why're you wearing
that old-fashioned hat?
I feel safe with it
Nonsense
I guess you are afraid of your wife,
right?
No...
Don't lie to me
Your wife tagged along, right?
How long are you going to stay?
2 weeks
So you got only 2 weeks' time
For what?
Fooling around
Need my help?
I'll be on top
You pig, what's wrong with you?
Are you blind...
or you have your eyes on your buttocks?
Lunatic
You called me a lunatic?
You are a lunatic
How dare you mess with me?
You are a damn lunatic...
Richard, it's you!
I'm sorry...
Richard
Why are you here alone?
Where's your wife?
She's taking a nap
I was bored, so came out for a stroll
Bored? See I told you before
You got fame and money,
but you don't know how to enjoy them
That's why you feel bored
Yeah, be a man
What's the fun in sticking with your wife
Oh yeah, there's a party this evening
Want to come?
Come on. It will be fun
Party?
Hi
How amusing could this be?
Come along man
Richard
Excuse me
Come, let me show you something
What's wrong?
Are they pirates?
The world reform fund
What?
The world reform fund
For a better world,
you ought to donate
Oh, okay
Hi, Richard
Hi, Annie
Come on
Richard, let me tell you...
... wine can give you a lift from sorrow
It can also make someone drop her pants
It's your chance. Go
Go, I will help you
Look who is here?
It's you
Stop drinking
I like to drink
Let's go out for a ride
No, unless...
Unless what?
Unless you drink the glass for me
No problem. Come on... Drink it...
I can't drink
Drink it
I can't drink
Come on
Richard
No...
Where are you going?
Hi...
What are you looking at?
Always ogling at other women!
This time Richard
would be able to make it
It's a good chance. Don't let it pass by
You want to cheat but are afraid to
I can't do it...
Oh, you can't do it!
You have a great body...
... as strong like a bull
However, you can't do it
Not that. My wife is in the hotel
Your wife? What are you afraid of?
Fooling around ain't such a big deal
Your wife can also date other men
Come in. Why do you stay outside?
Go. She has invited you in
Go on
Don't blame me for taking the chance...
If you don't go in
I will
Go. Come on
Go
Why are you standing there?
I am thirsty. Give me some water
Water? Okay
It's hot. Come on
Please help me to undress
What? Undress you? Yes
At the back
Up
You're naughty
I quit
Can't hear anything.
Let's squat down to listen
Just take a look at that
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Bai Lanshi, they touched me.
Beat them up
Just watch it...
Chinese Kungfu. Okay, we're going
Just cool it, men, we're going
See?
See how good I am?
Yeah right. Show me in bed then
Why are you staring at me?
Pass me my clothes, please
Okay...
You're naughty
Please don't
Please don't
You're naughty
It's here
What's here?
I've got my period
Your period?
Are you serious?
Sorry to disappoint you
Had enough fun. I am exhausted
You go back to your wife now...
or she will find out
When can I see you again?
Tomorrow noon
Where?
Roman Empire
You can always find me in the hotel
You must come
I will
Roman Empire
Hello
Hello
Dandan?
It's you?
Couldn't locate the Roman Empire?
Yes, but you didn't show up
I waited for you
Can you please stop laughing?
I want...
Richard, I want to go to bed now
Could you bring me the sleeping pills?
Okay, just a minute
Coward
Richard, can I have my pills now?
I am mixing them with milk
You better hang up now
Or your wife will find out
Aren't you afraid of her?
Who says I am afraid of my wife?
Then let's meet at the beach
tomorrow morning
Will you come?
The beach? In the morning?
You dare not?
I dare not? Who says so?
Dare not?
Dare not?
I dare...
Of course I dare
Okay, you have guts
Okay then, see you at the beach tomorrow
You must come
I will come. I will
A promise is a promise
Richard
Bye
Richard
What took you so long?
Who were you talking to?
Have a seat
Oh, it was that Bai Lanshi
He kept talking and wouldn't hang up
So annoying
It's late. Who is it?
Richard
Who were you talking to just now?
My call couldn't get through
Is it Bai Lanshi?
Didn't you just phone Richard?
Why are you here so soon?
He called me from the lobby
Is that right, Bai?
What's up, Bai Lanshi?
Something terrible happened
My father is dead!
Richard said...
your father died a long time ago
You got 2 fathers?
I meant my godfather
So it's like that!
Yes
Then you're here...?
Right, Richard
my godfather treated me like his own son
He's dead. I must do my duty as a son
But there are too many things
to take care of
I can't do it on my own
So I want to ask Richard for help
Jiali, do you mind?
It's Richard's decision.
You should ask him
Richard, first, gather friends and family
Second, a proper funeral
Third, a copper coffin for a grand burial
Yes. I agree
Fourth, the hearse will be ready
at midnight
Certainly
See you soon
You must come. Don't be late
I won't
Jiali, I must go now
Richard. Don't forget it.
Must you go right away?
I really don't wish to leave you
But a friend needs my help
How can I refuse?
Then drink your milk before you go
Okay
Good night. Have a sweet dream
Same to you
You go to bed now. I got to change
I don't want to go to bed
I would like to stay up for a while
You go change now
Then I'm off
Bye
Think I don't know...
...you are fooling around
with Bai Lanshi?
Seeing other women behind my back? No way
Got you
Please don't
I want it... I love you
Please don't
Come to my room tonight if you love me
I can't wait
What's the matter?
Richard, it's you?
It's you two
What the hell are you doing?
Sorry, Bai Lanshi. I thought she was...
What's wrong with you?
Go back to your wife
It will work this time
Darling
Come on, darling
I am powerful now
I AM a great lover
No. It's not that. Look
There is a guy on the balcony
Go check it out
There is nobody
There is a guy
I can't see anyone
Go check it out. There's a guy there
Come on
Go
There is no one on the balcony
I saw a guy. I swear
What the hell!
It's over
Hello
You're naughty
Stop
The key is here
Done
You've had 3 glasses. Can you do it?
I can't wait
Here comes the superman again
There is a guy on the balcony
Who is it again?
There really is a guy.
Check it out, quick
Could you be wrong?
No, I'm not
I can't see anyone
Are you doing this on purpose?
There was a guy
I don't care if there's a man...
... or there's a ghost
I can't wait anymore
Go
What's wrong with you?
Damn it
It's midnight. There is no one outside
What's wrong with you?
Why do you keep seeing things?
Look, I can't do it now
Here. Lisa said you are not a man
Go find her and...
show her how great you are
See you
I will show you how great I am in bed
Don't you ever say I am useless
Be quiet...
You are useless
I doubled the dosage this time
It will work
I am crazy
Come on, what are you doing?
Here comes the superman again
A guy
A guy again
What's wrong with you?
I did see a guy
There isn't
On the balcony
You saw a guy again?
Yes
This is outrageous
Good Evening, sir
Don't good evening me
We request for another room immediately
Darling, open the door. It's me
It's no good
Is it your uncle?
No time for jokes. Hide yourself now
Where?
Under the table. Go...
Danna
Wait a minute
Hurry. Come on
Your butt
What are you doing, Danna?
Coming
Danna, open the door
Why are you went to bed early?
There is only me and I got nothing to do
Wait outside
Yes, boss
What brings you here today?
I don't want you to feel lonely
Don't flatter me. I'm used to it
Look what I have brought you?
Let me tell you
It the wine
with penes of 9 different animals
What's so good about it?
It's super. When you drink it
You can make love for
3 days and nights...
... and won't let me go
Then I don't want it
You don't want it?
I asked a friend to get it from Spain
I won't drink it
If I drink it,
can you stay here for 3 days?
I...
What is it?
Nothing. I meant...
If I drink it, I'll get hot
You can't bear it
You haven't answered my question
Are you going to stay for
3 days and nights?
Tell me
Will you stay?
Go now
Tell me, will you stay?
Tell me
You tell me
Will you stay? Tell me
I don't want to know
Even I can't stay for 3 days and nights,
I'll squeeze out some time for you
Really?
Listen, if you lie to me
I will find another man
You dare? If you find another man
I won't go easy on you
Go to hell
Come on, drink the wine
I shall take a bath
Damn it
I have never seen a woman so angry
She's like a tigress
Yelling and swearing, so annoying
Quiet
Be quiet
Yeah, it's late. Keep your voice down
She said she was looking for Wang Jun
Who's Wang Jun? How would I know,
... isn't that right?
That's true
I don't know any Wang Jun
But I do know a Wang Ba (bastard) though
Wang Jun? Wang Jun?
Wang Jun is our boss
She is now searching the 2nd floor
She will reach this floor soon
It will be a quite a scene
Let's wait and see
Go...
Go tell our boss
Go
Go tell our boss now
Wait
Boss, open the door
Open the door
Boss
What is it?
It's no good...
Something terrible will happen
It's terrible...
It's a disaster
Damn you. Tell me what it is
Mrs. Wang is here
She is now searching the 2nd floor
She is heading for this floor now
Mrs. Wang is here
My wife?
My grandpa is here. I must go now
See you
Go. Hurry
Come back
Wait for me...
Thank you for your help
It's you
Of course it's me. Wang Jun won't be back
Why did you come back?
I can't leave you
Richard, I want you. I need you
I want you too.
I want to have you forever
Then let's elope
Good idea
I am better than that Wang Jun
He is rich. I am rich too.
He has a moustache. I have one too.
He can make love to you
for 3 days and nights
only with the help of the wine
with penes...
I can make it 9 days and nights
without help
Really?
Are you prepared to elope with me?
You don't believe me? I can swear
I will run away with you...
... no matter what
You are not afraid of Wang Jun?
Wang Jun? I am not afraid of him
I will run away with you...
... even if he cuts off my penis
No, he can cut your anything else off
... but not your penis
Danna, here I come
Richard
Danna...
Danna, here I come
Richard, give it to me?
Don't worry, it's yours
It's yours
Richard
Damn it
How dare you sleep with my woman?
Asshole
I will punish you for that. Catch him
Don't let him run away. Go catch him
We will catch you. Stop
We will catch you...
Go down. Hurry
What are you doing here? Go down
Damn you, leave your hat. Catch him
I will catch you
Hurry...
Where is he?
Over there. Don't let him run away
Hurry
Idiot
Over there. We will catch him
Hurry
He went that way
You two go over there
You two come with me
Smart kid
Asshole
You can't run now, huh!
I will punish you
for sleeping with my woman
Let me explain
I don't want to listen
Men
Yes, boss
Hold him. I will cut off his penis
Help
Richard... what is it...
It has been cut off...
What has been cut off?
My penis
You're dreaming. It's still intact
Still attached? Still intact...
So it was all a dream
You're finally awake!
Jiali, why am I in the hospital?
You drank my milk that night
I could not wake you up
So I had you sent to the hospital
Why would I drink your milk?
You must understand I had to do this
I didn't want you to go out
with Bai Lanshi,
so I swapped your glass with mine
You slept immediately
after drinking the milk
... so you could not go out
I didn't expect...
So this is how it went!
Mr Lin
Mr Li, bon voyage
Hope to see you again
Thank you...
-Bye
-Bye
Richard, we were supposed to meet
that night
Why didn't you show up?
Right, we waited for you
Bai, I've thought about it
We can't live our lives like that
We can't?
Are you alright?
You have changed
Bai, there is a Cantonese saying
What goes around, comes around
I've got to go. Bye
Bye
Bye...
Such a fool.
Doesn't know how to enjoy life
Feel the love, experiment...
Bai Lanshi...
What are you looking? Let's go
Okay...
So we both hope to stay
a bit more comfortably
You've come to the right place
Please sign here
This is a good place
Mr. and Mrs. Li
The room has been prepared
Good
It's the best room in the hotel
Richard...have you checked in?
I just have to sign this
Richard
Bai Lanshi
Richard, long time no see!
You look good. You must be doing great
Thank you...
Well, I least expected to meet you here
What's so special about this place?
You don't know? It's a paradise for men
Bai Lanshi, don't forget the party
The party. I won't forget.
Okay... I'll come
You must come
Pretty, isn't she?
She has a great body...
... her butt is a bit tiny though
Which one?
Hey, she is my wife
Your wife?
Come, let me introduce
This is my wife Jiali
This is Mr. Bai Lanshi
How do you do?
Richard, let's go
Please
Richard, is the view beautiful?
Yeah, it's awesome
Jiali, only if you could see it...
Speak no more. Let's go inside
Hello
Richard?
Bai?
Come down, I will show you around
I can't
Don't you wish to hang out
with your friend?
No, I didn't mean that
Come down. I'll wait for you
I will be right there
Okay
Who's it?
The friend we met in the lobby just now
Bai Lanshi
He insists to take me out
I really don't wish to go
I prefer to stay here with you
No, he is your friend
Go ahead
Well then, I will be back soon
Richard
What time is it?
Half past four
You have 2 hours
Come back soon. I'll wait for you
I've set my alarm now and won't be late
Richard
Okay?
What? Did ya get your wife's permission?
Man, I got only 2 hours
How silly you are
You shouldn't have
brought your wife along
Don't make it wrong
Jiali has been blind since she was little
We are here on vacation
Your wife is blind. That's convenient
Let me show you something
No
Richard, enjoy life when you're young
Let's go... Don't be afraid. Let's go
Hello
Hi...
Bye...
Bai, where are we going?
You'll know. Come...
Let me see if I'll get lucky today
Why are you looking at the Cupid?
He is Cupid, right?
My routine before I head out
Ask him?
For what?
He can show us the directions
Let me show you
Okay
His arrow points at me.
I have his blessings
That means I will have a great night
Let's go. Come on...
This is my friend, Richard,
from Hong Kong
He is an incredible lover
Hi
Hi
Get to bed and has a chat
Chatting on the bed?
Don't play innocent, go
Come sit on the bed. Come
We haven't had fun for quite a while
Men are jerks. They really are
Let's leave the room to them
Hey, don't go
Richard, don't be afraid
Enjoy yourself tonight
Trust me, you won't regret this
I'm sorry
Don't say sorry, silly
Take off your glasses now
Your moustache is so cute
Take off your clothes
Come on
Don't be shy
Come on, don't be shy
Come on
Then I'll take off my clothes first
My god, it's half past six
Half past six?
What a useless guy!
Did he touch you, honey?
Is the lift out of order?
Sorry
What's wrong with you?
Are you blind?
Jiali
You're back?
Yeah, Bai kept on discussing business
I couldn't stop him. He kept talking
What business is he in?
Import export trade
Trading?
Yeah, his father had a big export firm
He inherited the firm
after his father died
He's doing great now
You're doing great too
Help me to the bedroom
Hello
This is the general manager of the hotel
We'd like to welcome you
Welcome me? Thanks
Why must he call me at this time!
Welcome, sir
Damn it
This is a gift from our general manager
Champagne
Sir, are you alright?
Open...
Richard, Jiali
Welcome to Pattaya
Me too. Wishing you both joy, always
Joyous and cheerful
Mr Bai, your wife is very charming indeed
What wife? That's old-fashioned
If we're happy we stay together
If not we break up
Hi
So you have a lover here, eh!
No wonder you insisted to come here
I don't know her
Why flirt if you don't know her?
I saw her blowing you a kiss
Aili, you know that guy?
We met in Hawaii in England last year
Hawaii in England?
Yeah, you don't believe me?
Don't bluff. Eat more and talk less
Mr Bai
I heard the girls here are hot. True?
Yeah, girls here are hot
Right
Richard, you must not fool around
Don't lose yourself
I will...
Danna, tell me
Today is our anniversary
Are you happy?
Happy? You come to my place once a week
I am bored to death
You can go out and have fun...
... when you feel bored
But you must not...
find yourself other young men
... making me a cuckold
What are you talking about?
I won't fool around with other men
I like your moustache, right
Richard, are you looking at a woman?
No... Yes, but she is terribly ugly
She is too ugly to describe
Looking at her, I lose my appetite
Right, Bai Lanshi?
Ouch
Sorry...
Go to the washroom
What happened? Someone spilt the wine?
Yeah
Go clean it now
Okay
-Go on
-I'm going
Hurry
Richard
Richard
Richard
Yes
What are you doing?
Nothing
What are you thinking about?
Nothing
You seem preoccupied
Are you thinking of that ugly woman?
No... Jiali, don't imagine things
Oh yes,
you forgot to take your sleeping pills
You are absent-minded
You forgot to give them to me
Goodnight. Have a sweet dream
Same to you
What's wrong with you?
Are you crazy?
Who is it?
So it's you girls
What are you little ones looking at?
Have you no shame?
Who's it? We just made love. No big deal
You didn't do it before?
We weren't peeping
We're here to ask
if you want to go swimming
To be honest,
what's the fun in making love all day?
Swimming is much more fun
Swimming? Okay
Bai Lanshi, let's get Richard too
Alright
Hello
Richard
Bai
It's late, you ain't asleep yet?
Sleep? Wouldn't that be a waste of time?
The night is young
You forget this is men's heaven
The night has just begun
So what's the plan?
Oh, going to the beach
The beach?
Hurry, come
Richard, come...
Come
Come...
Come here
Come...
Look, Richard breaks the rule
What should we do?
He should take off his pants
Help me
Stop...
Help
Don't go...
How about taking along
their clothes with us?
Alright, let them walk back naked
Richard, bye
What should we do now?
Damn it
Come back
What the hell!
We have to walk back naked
Let's go
You've arrived the hotel
I am still far away from home
Richard, give me the palm leaf
No
Then I have to take it by force
Did we take the wrong flight?
No, what do you mean?
I thought I was in Denmark
You look terrific
Why don't you come to my room
for a drink?
I'm sure we'd enjoy ourselves
Come on, it's right here
No...
I know we'd have a good time
Hey, what's wrong?
You didn't sleep well last night?
Yeah
Jiali, why don't we go to the beach?
Okay, after I get changed
You wait here. I won't be long
Richard, what are you doing?
I... Nothing
Richard, you haven't changed yet!
Thought I'll stay back all the same
What's the matter with you?
Just now you said
you wanted to go to the beach
You see... I don't want you to get tired
Since you insist, we might as well go
Hey, Bai Lanshi
Richard
Why don't you swim?
I would rather be here with you
Richard, who was it?
Dunno... just someone passing by.
It's hot
So hot! I better go for a splash
Hi
Looking for me, is it?
Yes... How did you guess?
Men are easy to read
Why're you wearing
that old-fashioned hat?
I feel safe with it
Nonsense
I guess you are afraid of your wife,
right?
No...
Don't lie to me
Your wife tagged along, right?
How long are you going to stay?
2 weeks
So you got only 2 weeks' time
For what?
Fooling around
Need my help?
I'll be on top
You pig, what's wrong with you?
Are you blind...
or you have your eyes on your buttocks?
Lunatic
You called me a lunatic?
You are a lunatic
How dare you mess with me?
You are a damn lunatic...
Richard, it's you!
I'm sorry...
Richard
Why are you here alone?
Where's your wife?
She's taking a nap
I was bored, so came out for a stroll
Bored? See I told you before
You got fame and money,
but you don't know how to enjoy them
That's why you feel bored
Yeah, be a man
What's the fun in sticking with your wife
Oh yeah, there's a party this evening
Want to come?
Come on. It will be fun
Party?
Hi
How amusing could this be?
Come along man
Richard
Excuse me
Come, let me show you something
What's wrong?
Are they pirates?
The world reform fund
What?
The world reform fund
For a better world,
you ought to donate
Oh, okay
Hi, Richard
Hi, Annie
Come on
Richard, let me tell you...
... wine can give you a lift from sorrow
It can also make someone drop her pants
It's your chance. Go
Go, I will help you
Look who is here?
It's you
Stop drinking
I like to drink
Let's go out for a ride
No, unless...
Unless what?
Unless you drink the glass for me
No problem. Come on... Drink it...
I can't drink
Drink it
I can't drink
Come on
Richard
No...
Where are you going?
Hi...
What are you looking at?
Always ogling at other women!
This time Richard
would be able to make it
It's a good chance. Don't let it pass by
You want to cheat but are afraid to
I can't do it...
Oh, you can't do it!
You have a great body...
... as strong like a bull
However, you can't do it
Not that. My wife is in the hotel
Your wife? What are you afraid of?
Fooling around ain't such a big deal
Your wife can also date other men
Come in. Why do you stay outside?
Go. She has invited you in
Go on
Don't blame me for taking the chance...
If you don't go in
I will
Go. Come on
Go
Why are you standing there?
I am thirsty. Give me some water
Water? Okay
It's hot. Come on
Please help me to undress
What? Undress you? Yes
At the back
Up
You're naughty
I quit
Can't hear anything.
Let's squat down to listen
Just take a look at that
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Bai Lanshi, they touched me.
Beat them up
Just watch it...
Chinese Kungfu. Okay, we're going
Just cool it, men, we're going
See?
See how good I am?
Yeah right. Show me in bed then
Why are you staring at me?
Pass me my clothes, please
Okay...
You're naughty
Please don't
Please don't
You're naughty
It's here
What's here?
I've got my period
Your period?
Are you serious?
Sorry to disappoint you
Had enough fun. I am exhausted
You go back to your wife now...
or she will find out
When can I see you again?
Tomorrow noon
Where?
Roman Empire
You can always find me in the hotel
You must come
I will
Roman Empire
Hello
Hello
Dandan?
It's you?
Couldn't locate the Roman Empire?
Yes, but you didn't show up
I waited for you
Can you please stop laughing?
I want...
Richard, I want to go to bed now
Could you bring me the sleeping pills?
Okay, just a minute
Coward
Richard, can I have my pills now?
I am mixing them with milk
You better hang up now
Or your wife will find out
Aren't you afraid of her?
Who says I am afraid of my wife?
Then let's meet at the beach
tomorrow morning
Will you come?
The beach? In the morning?
You dare not?
I dare not? Who says so?
Dare not?
Dare not?
I dare...
Of course I dare
Okay, you have guts
Okay then, see you at the beach tomorrow
You must come
I will come. I will
A promise is a promise
Richard
Bye
Richard
What took you so long?
Who were you talking to?
Have a seat
Oh, it was that Bai Lanshi
He kept talking and wouldn't hang up
So annoying
It's late. Who is it?
Richard
Who were you talking to just now?
My call couldn't get through
Is it Bai Lanshi?
Didn't you just phone Richard?
Why are you here so soon?
He called me from the lobby
Is that right, Bai?
What's up, Bai Lanshi?
Something terrible happened
My father is dead!
Richard said...
your father died a long time ago
You got 2 fathers?
I meant my godfather
So it's like that!
Yes
Then you're here...?
Right, Richard
my godfather treated me like his own son
He's dead. I must do my duty as a son
But there are too many things
to take care of
I can't do it on my own
So I want to ask Richard for help
Jiali, do you mind?
It's Richard's decision.
You should ask him
Richard, first, gather friends and family
Second, a proper funeral
Third, a copper coffin for a grand burial
Yes. I agree
Fourth, the hearse will be ready
at midnight
Certainly
See you soon
You must come. Don't be late
I won't
Jiali, I must go now
Richard. Don't forget it.
Must you go right away?
I really don't wish to leave you
But a friend needs my help
How can I refuse?
Then drink your milk before you go
Okay
Good night. Have a sweet dream
Same to you
You go to bed now. I got to change
I don't want to go to bed
I would like to stay up for a while
You go change now
Then I'm off
Bye
Think I don't know...
...you are fooling around
with Bai Lanshi?
Seeing other women behind my back? No way
Got you
Please don't
I want it... I love you
Please don't
Come to my room tonight if you love me
I can't wait
What's the matter?
Richard, it's you?
It's you two
What the hell are you doing?
Sorry, Bai Lanshi. I thought she was...
What's wrong with you?
Go back to your wife
It will work this time
Darling
Come on, darling
I am powerful now
I AM a great lover
No. It's not that. Look
There is a guy on the balcony
Go check it out
There is nobody
There is a guy
I can't see anyone
Go check it out. There's a guy there
Come on
Go
There is no one on the balcony
I saw a guy. I swear
What the hell!
It's over
Hello
You're naughty
Stop
The key is here
Done
You've had 3 glasses. Can you do it?
I can't wait
Here comes the superman again
There is a guy on the balcony
Who is it again?
There really is a guy.
Check it out, quick
Could you be wrong?
No, I'm not
I can't see anyone
Are you doing this on purpose?
There was a guy
I don't care if there's a man...
... or there's a ghost
I can't wait anymore
Go
What's wrong with you?
Damn it
It's midnight. There is no one outside
What's wrong with you?
Why do you keep seeing things?
Look, I can't do it now
Here. Lisa said you are not a man
Go find her and...
show her how great you are
See you
I will show you how great I am in bed
Don't you ever say I am useless
Be quiet...
You are useless
I doubled the dosage this time
It will work
I am crazy
Come on, what are you doing?
Here comes the superman again
A guy
A guy again
What's wrong with you?
I did see a guy
There isn't
On the balcony
You saw a guy again?
Yes
This is outrageous
Good Evening, sir
Don't good evening me
We request for another room immediately
Darling, open the door. It's me
It's no good
Is it your uncle?
No time for jokes. Hide yourself now
Where?
Under the table. Go...
Danna
Wait a minute
Hurry. Come on
Your butt
What are you doing, Danna?
Coming
Danna, open the door
Why are you went to bed early?
There is only me and I got nothing to do
Wait outside
Yes, boss
What brings you here today?
I don't want you to feel lonely
Don't flatter me. I'm used to it
Look what I have brought you?
Let me tell you
It the wine
with penes of 9 different animals
What's so good about it?
It's super. When you drink it
You can make love for
3 days and nights...
... and won't let me go
Then I don't want it
You don't want it?
I asked a friend to get it from Spain
I won't drink it
If I drink it,
can you stay here for 3 days?
I...
What is it?
Nothing. I meant...
If I drink it, I'll get hot
You can't bear it
You haven't answered my question
Are you going to stay for
3 days and nights?
Tell me
Will you stay?
Go now
Tell me, will you stay?
Tell me
You tell me
Will you stay? Tell me
I don't want to know
Even I can't stay for 3 days and nights,
I'll squeeze out some time for you
Really?
Listen, if you lie to me
I will find another man
You dare? If you find another man
I won't go easy on you
Go to hell
Come on, drink the wine
I shall take a bath
Damn it
I have never seen a woman so angry
She's like a tigress
Yelling and swearing, so annoying
Quiet
Be quiet
Yeah, it's late. Keep your voice down
She said she was looking for Wang Jun
Who's Wang Jun? How would I know,
... isn't that right?
That's true
I don't know any Wang Jun
But I do know a Wang Ba (bastard) though
Wang Jun? Wang Jun?
Wang Jun is our boss
She is now searching the 2nd floor
She will reach this floor soon
It will be a quite a scene
Let's wait and see
Go...
Go tell our boss
Go
Go tell our boss now
Wait
Boss, open the door
Open the door
Boss
What is it?
It's no good...
Something terrible will happen
It's terrible...
It's a disaster
Damn you. Tell me what it is
Mrs. Wang is here
She is now searching the 2nd floor
She is heading for this floor now
Mrs. Wang is here
My wife?
My grandpa is here. I must go now
See you
Go. Hurry
Come back
Wait for me...
Thank you for your help
It's you
Of course it's me. Wang Jun won't be back
Why did you come back?
I can't leave you
Richard, I want you. I need you
I want you too.
I want to have you forever
Then let's elope
Good idea
I am better than that Wang Jun
He is rich. I am rich too.
He has a moustache. I have one too.
He can make love to you
for 3 days and nights
only with the help of the wine
with penes...
I can make it 9 days and nights
without help
Really?
Are you prepared to elope with me?
You don't believe me? I can swear
I will run away with you...
... no matter what
You are not afraid of Wang Jun?
Wang Jun? I am not afraid of him
I will run away with you...
... even if he cuts off my penis
No, he can cut your anything else off
... but not your penis
Danna, here I come
Richard
Danna...
Danna, here I come
Richard, give it to me?
Don't worry, it's yours
It's yours
Richard
Damn it
How dare you sleep with my woman?
Asshole
I will punish you for that. Catch him
Don't let him run away. Go catch him
We will catch you. Stop
We will catch you...
Go down. Hurry
What are you doing here? Go down
Damn you, leave your hat. Catch him
I will catch you
Hurry...
Where is he?
Over there. Don't let him run away
Hurry
Idiot
Over there. We will catch him
Hurry
He went that way
You two go over there
You two come with me
Smart kid
Asshole
You can't run now, huh!
I will punish you
for sleeping with my woman
Let me explain
I don't want to listen
Men
Yes, boss
Hold him. I will cut off his penis
Help
Richard... what is it...
It has been cut off...
What has been cut off?
My penis
You're dreaming. It's still intact
Still attached? Still intact...
So it was all a dream
You're finally awake!
Jiali, why am I in the hospital?
You drank my milk that night
I could not wake you up
So I had you sent to the hospital
Why would I drink your milk?
You must understand I had to do this
I didn't want you to go out
with Bai Lanshi,
so I swapped your glass with mine
You slept immediately
after drinking the milk
... so you could not go out
I didn't expect...
So this is how it went!
Mr Lin
Mr Li, bon voyage
Hope to see you again
Thank you...
-Bye
-Bye
Richard, we were supposed to meet
that night
Why didn't you show up?
Right, we waited for you
Bai, I've thought about it
We can't live our lives like that
We can't?
Are you alright?
You have changed
Bai, there is a Cantonese saying
What goes around, comes around
I've got to go. Bye
Bye
Bye...
Such a fool.
Doesn't know how to enjoy life
Feel the love, experiment...
Bai Lanshi...
What are you looking? Let's go
Okay...