Hayseed Romance (1935) Movie Script
HAYSEED ROMANCE
Directed by Charles LAMONI.. I beg your pardon.
Can you tell me where the Green house is?
Yes, it's that girder house over there. That's where I live.
You live?
Yes.
Did you put that in there?
Oh, did you come and answer to that Ad?
Yeah.
Well, come on in to the house with me.
Wait here. I'll be right back.
Oh, Auntie. Here's a young man to see you.
About the ad you put in the paper.
How do you do, young man?
Did you put those eggs on the setting
hen this afternoon, young lady?
Yes, Auntie. How many? mmm, 14.
You didn't put this in the paper? No.
It's funny. I had put 16 the last time, young lady.
But, Auntie, she pushes them out of the nest.
You didn't put this in the paper? No.
We'd have to get another setting hen.
There aren't any more setting hens, auntie.
Well, we'll just have to get one.
She didn't put it in the paper.
Come here, young man. Let me look you over.
What do you think, auntie?
I'll give him a trial.
It's too bad you're right after the lady
that could have fed you some... Supper's over.
Over.
Yes, but you can wash the dishes if you want to.
Thanks.
Oh, I thought I'd give you a hand.
Thanks.
Ties these for me.
Suppose you wash, and I'll dry.
Maybe you'd better prime it.
Oh, I should have warned you that pump always does that.
Oh, that's all right. I was going to wash later, anyhow.
Elmer? Is that you on that roof?
I'll be through in a minute!
What happened?
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing out there?
Never mind What I'm doing out here,
get me in
Give me a towel. Give me something here.
Keep your hands off and get upstairs,
that's where you belong. Get out of here!
He! He's making it worse.
Take it easy, auntie, and don't excite yourself.
Well, maybe we'll get a little rest now.
This bed is a little damp.
I'll get your hot water bottle, auntie.
What's the matter ?
Don't you like your own bed?
Well, I like it all right, only I
don't seem to be able to stay in it.
Elmer!
Elmer! Elmer! Why don't you answer me?
I can't hear a thing. Oh, excuse me.
Have we had breakfast yet?
Long ago.
Oh, Elmer, is eating all you think about.
I know. I've been thinking about something else,
something I wanted to tell you.
Yes, Elmer.
Oh, there you are elmer!
I'm sorry, I almost left.
That's all right, Elmer.
Just as soon as you start the wood and milk the cow,
I'll be glad to give you something to eat. Come on, Molly.
Mabel, I know we're going in the wrong direction.
Let me see that map again.
Mister! Oh, Mister, will you come here a minute?
We seem to be lost.
Could you show us where we are on the map?
Elmer!
Oh, I was just showing the lady...
Well never mind, you've shown them enough.
Now get to work again or I'll skin you alive.
Elmer Dolittle. You got yourself in a nice mess.
You're ... to marry ... , and you're in love with Molly.
I know, but what can I do?
You must forget Molly.
Forget Molly! I can't.
You must. You must go out of her life forever.
No, anything but that.
Now go!
So you're trying to sneak out on me?
Oh, I thought it was best.
Don't auntie, let him go if he wants to.
I'll handle this. You're going with me.
Where? To the justice of the peace.
I take it that you desire a marriage performed.
Yes. I'm wanting these two spliced up as quick as you can.
You mean us?
Yeah.
She means us.
Good!
the end
Directed by Charles LAMONI.. I beg your pardon.
Can you tell me where the Green house is?
Yes, it's that girder house over there. That's where I live.
You live?
Yes.
Did you put that in there?
Oh, did you come and answer to that Ad?
Yeah.
Well, come on in to the house with me.
Wait here. I'll be right back.
Oh, Auntie. Here's a young man to see you.
About the ad you put in the paper.
How do you do, young man?
Did you put those eggs on the setting
hen this afternoon, young lady?
Yes, Auntie. How many? mmm, 14.
You didn't put this in the paper? No.
It's funny. I had put 16 the last time, young lady.
But, Auntie, she pushes them out of the nest.
You didn't put this in the paper? No.
We'd have to get another setting hen.
There aren't any more setting hens, auntie.
Well, we'll just have to get one.
She didn't put it in the paper.
Come here, young man. Let me look you over.
What do you think, auntie?
I'll give him a trial.
It's too bad you're right after the lady
that could have fed you some... Supper's over.
Over.
Yes, but you can wash the dishes if you want to.
Thanks.
Oh, I thought I'd give you a hand.
Thanks.
Ties these for me.
Suppose you wash, and I'll dry.
Maybe you'd better prime it.
Oh, I should have warned you that pump always does that.
Oh, that's all right. I was going to wash later, anyhow.
Elmer? Is that you on that roof?
I'll be through in a minute!
What happened?
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing out there?
Never mind What I'm doing out here,
get me in
Give me a towel. Give me something here.
Keep your hands off and get upstairs,
that's where you belong. Get out of here!
He! He's making it worse.
Take it easy, auntie, and don't excite yourself.
Well, maybe we'll get a little rest now.
This bed is a little damp.
I'll get your hot water bottle, auntie.
What's the matter ?
Don't you like your own bed?
Well, I like it all right, only I
don't seem to be able to stay in it.
Elmer!
Elmer! Elmer! Why don't you answer me?
I can't hear a thing. Oh, excuse me.
Have we had breakfast yet?
Long ago.
Oh, Elmer, is eating all you think about.
I know. I've been thinking about something else,
something I wanted to tell you.
Yes, Elmer.
Oh, there you are elmer!
I'm sorry, I almost left.
That's all right, Elmer.
Just as soon as you start the wood and milk the cow,
I'll be glad to give you something to eat. Come on, Molly.
Mabel, I know we're going in the wrong direction.
Let me see that map again.
Mister! Oh, Mister, will you come here a minute?
We seem to be lost.
Could you show us where we are on the map?
Elmer!
Oh, I was just showing the lady...
Well never mind, you've shown them enough.
Now get to work again or I'll skin you alive.
Elmer Dolittle. You got yourself in a nice mess.
You're ... to marry ... , and you're in love with Molly.
I know, but what can I do?
You must forget Molly.
Forget Molly! I can't.
You must. You must go out of her life forever.
No, anything but that.
Now go!
So you're trying to sneak out on me?
Oh, I thought it was best.
Don't auntie, let him go if he wants to.
I'll handle this. You're going with me.
Where? To the justice of the peace.
I take it that you desire a marriage performed.
Yes. I'm wanting these two spliced up as quick as you can.
You mean us?
Yeah.
She means us.
Good!
the end