Hotel Bitcoin (2024) Movie Script
This October 2008,
an exclusively virtual currency
has been created,
called Bitcoin.
Today, May 22nd, 2010,
the first purchase took place
using a virtual currency,
two pizzas were bought
for the price of 10,000 Bitcoins.
It is believed that in the year 2021,
there are around 2 million Bitcoins
lost around the world
and hundreds of thousands more
whose owners have lost their passwords
and will never be able to recover them.
When everything is over
is when you realize
the things that
are really important in life.
Now that I'm dead,
the happiest moments I remember in my life
are the ones I shared with them,
my friends.
The Fantastic Four.
We knew each other
since we met in school in the 80s.
Ever since, we were always together.
Tano was the roughest one
in the neighborhood,
or so he'd have us believe.
Pascual moved from Mexico
with his family when he was five
and always found it hard to fit in.
Then there's me, Alejo, the leader.
There was Lucas, too, forever henpecked.
Well, and then Lucas' girl, Carmen,
she was always another part of our group.
Over time, we grew up
and life got complicated.
One day I thought that the time had come
to make one of our dreams come true,
to set up our own company together.
A law had just been passed
that made it illegal to smoke
in bars and restaurants,
except in areas
especially designed for smoking.
This involved heavy investments,
but it was a great business opportunity
if you knew how to use it.
A few months later a new law was passed
that banned smoking
in any part of the bars,
and the Fantastic Four
lost all of our savings.
The designated areas were like a joke,
a really bad one.
Our dream went bankrupt
before we even got started.
We've never met but you are
the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
That was when we realized
that life smiles at some of us,
but just mocks the rest of us.
Sometimes, you get lucky.
This time, it was our turn.
Not a penny, Alejo.
- Thanks, Pedro.
- Tough luck.
As usual.
All right, all right, Nico, leave it.
Don't get involved, okay?
No, no, no, no,
I don't want any trouble, okay?
Come on.
Are you stupid, Alejo?
Fuck!
You have until 10:00 tonight,
not a single hour more.
All right, I'm not deaf, Jesus.
I can't believe you, Nico.
We're neighbors.
I just need a few more days.
I'm putting my balls on the line for you.
So if I were you
and didn't have the money,
before 10:00 tonight,
I'd be far away from here.
You get me?
It's funny because in the end,
the monkey is saved.
Funny monkey, huh?
- Pascual, your cards, damn it.
- Right, right.
You've been on your phone all night.
No, Tano.
I wasn't finished.
What the fuck is Credit Suisse Bank?
It's totally legal.
It's to protect my mum's savings
in a foreign currency.
- Savings in a foreign currency?
- Yes.
- I have some, too.
- You do?
Sure, ten grand in the Cayman Islands.
- How about you?
- Twenty euro in Gibraltar.
- You have savings?
- Of course.
- Abroad?
- Yes.
BOARDING PASS MADRID - LONDON
No, no, no, no, no. Not now, please.
No way.
- Hello.
- How's it going?
- You're late, as always.
- Don't start, it's not a good day.
Get me a beer, I can't stay.
It's there behind you.
Late and in a rush, nice.
Two kings. What do you have?
Nothing, you win.
- You have nothing.
- I do, but
- Nothing.
- I do but I'm not playing.
- Show me.
- No.
- Show?
- I won't.
- Go on.
- Tano, I won't show you!
- Winner winner, chicken dinner!
- Fuck off!
So annoying.
You won, are you happy now?
Right, last round.
Smoke outside, Tano,
Carmen hates when I smell of it.
- I have asthma.
- Sure.
Hey, are the any laptops left
from the business?
There's one over there,
but I tried to use it and it won't start.
Pascual, take a look, I need it.
- Right now?
- Yes, it's for
- a business idea I have.
- Danger!
- Alejo has a new big idea.
- Smoke outside, man!
Fine, asshole.
How is Guille doing?
- He'll be 11 on Tuesday.
- Eleven!
He's taller than I am.
He's with his mom this weekend.
We can go out tonight.
I have to tell you something important.
Alejo, Tano, come in!
This is the spider one,
I can't figure it out.
- We managed to turn it on.
- It started?
- Yes, yes.
- Well?
- You were going to say something.
- Oh, yes.
Guys, listen,
I have to tell you something
Pay attention to me.
I don't believe it.
Like you and Carmen,
she told me you're rubbish.
- His asthma, his asthma!
- An asthma attack!
- Where's his inhaler?
- Calm down!
Where the fuck is his inhaler?
- It's up there, find it!
- Calm down!
- Get it in, get it in.
- That's enough man,
you're not inflating a fucking tire.
More, more!
Get him in the bathroom
so we can get him wet.
Come on, come on!
Calm down, Pascual, breathe.
Breathe, you're all right.
That's what Bitcoin is, basically.
Do you get it?
I don't understand shit, actually.
Is there money in there?
Let's see.
- What's that?
- A rollie.
- Money.
- Money. What is money?
A piece of paper we can buy things with
because we accept that it has value.
Well, Bitcoin is the same.
It's money, just virtual money.
If it's worth so much,
why did the previous owner
of the laptop leave it there?
He must have forgotten.
There are thousands of Bitcoins
lost on hard drives.
The true miracle
is that we were able to find
the alphanumeric code
that accesses the account.
How do you know so much about this?
I opened an account years ago.
I bought a Bitcoin
but had to sell it two days later.
Back to the point,
how much are those Bitcoins worth now?
Well, from what I've just seen
102 million.
Yes!
Fucking hell, yes!
We're rich, fuck! 102 million!
I'm going to buy a hangar!
We're rich!
Shut up, shut up!
Do you want the whole world to know?
They rob you here for wearing work boots!
We need to cash out those coins right now.
No, it's not easy
to cash out virtual coins.
It's difficult with
the current virtual volatility.
- If we overload the Big Data
- Stop, hold your horses.
For dummies.
Okay, okay, for dummies.
If we upload these Bitcoins
to the Exchange,
to the online currency exchange,
it would be a mistake.
- It would take months to move it.
- No, no.
That's a shit option, give us another.
Another option, eh
Wait until Monday
when the professional brokers open.
For a fee, they'll get an investor
to buy the lot directly.
How long would that take?
Well, with current demand,
it would take a few hours.
It's the safest option.
Let's go and party right now!
THEY'RE LOOKING FOR YOU.
ON THE WAY TO YOUR PLACE. GET LOST!
Hold on, do you want to go out right now?
What about the laptop?
Will we take it and lose it?
Or leave it here, where with our luck,
someone will come in
this weekend and steal it.
- What will we do?
- I have an idea.
The four of us go to a hotel
for the whole weekend.
We hole ourselves up there with the laptop
and first thing on Monday,
we go to one of those brokers,
sell the coins and join the club
with Amancio Ortega,
Florentino Perez and all those assholes!
There's a great hotel by my house
that's really affordable.
My in-laws always go there at Christmas.
- Tano, slap him.
- Shut up, man!
- Jesus!
- If we wanted to,
we could buy that shitty hotel
with your in-laws inside.
We're going to the best hotel out there
and we're getting
the most expensive suite they have.
Good idea!
Make a booking on your phone, go.
The best rooms, right?
- Good rooms, the best, expensive ones.
- Yes.
No, let's go.
Let's go now, let's go now!
Let's go! Come on.
I'll lock up here.
The hotels don't close, Alejo.
The sooner the better,
I'm already feeling allergic
to this working-class neighborhood.
Let's go. Let me drive.
- Why?
- I love driving, give me the keys.
I could get used to having a chauffeur.
- Come on, everybody in.
- Let's go!
Let's go, let's go.
How much is there?
- 100 million!
- 100 million!
Here, roll me up a trumpet,
look at this shit I've got!
- Energy for the trip.
- What the fuck is that, Tano?
Where did you get that?
We said we wouldn't make trouble
until Monday.
One time never hurt anybody.
Type into the GPS:
road to the best fucking life.
It's taking us straight
to a new happy life, a new happy life!
A new happy life! A hew happy life!
A new happy life! A new happy life!
Let's go!
Here we are, guys!
Shit!
- Fuck!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Are you stupid?
- I'm sorry, really.
I'll pay on the app, okay?
The redhead is fiery, huh?
- Are you okay, guys?
- Yes, we're good.
Listen, Lucas, when we're in the room
you'll call Carmen.
- Yes.
- Okay?
You tell her we're going
to Vigo, my cousin died.
I'm sorry to hear that.
- Not a word until we have the cash.
- Okay.
Where are we going?
- To your cousin.
- Lucas!
- To Vigo, Vigo!
- Vigo, fuck.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Look, look.
Look at this delicacy I just found.
It's been there since Lucas' stag.
- It's been there for 9 years?
- Was that 9 years ago?
It smells more like 30.
If you lose that computer
That's our future!
- I'll mind it, I'll mind it.
- You like money, huh?
- This is great.
- Cool, right?
- Need some polish?
- Park it properly!
God!
Wow, wow, wow, wow. This is amazing.
- This is it.
- Gentlemen, your room.
I'm sure you'll really enjoy it.
My name is Jos Carlos,
but you can call me Pocheen.
I'm here for anything you need.
Pusseen.
Oh, money.
Money, money, give me
- Here
- No.
- Here you are, Pocheen.
- Thank you, gentlemen,
enjoy yourselves, have a good time.
Alejo, you gave him my last 50 euros.
That's peanuts, man.
What's on this computer?
- 4,000 Bitcoins!
- What's on this computer?
4,000 Bitcoins!
We have 4,000 Bitcoins!
We have 4,000 Bitcoins!
We have 4,000 Bitcoins!
All right, in cash we have 30.55.
This is for tips.
Anything we can't charge to the room,
we pay with Lucas' credit card.
Guys, really, keep cool.
We just have to let the hours pass,
and Monday, the Caribbean!
Quiet, she's answering.
- Hi, darling.
- Hi, love.
Did you make it to Vigo?
No, we stopped at a hostel in Benavente.
We're exhausted,
but tomorrow morning we'll set off
and go straight
to Alejo's cousin's funeral.
Jesus, well, the hostels
in Benavente don't look half bad.
How is Alejo doing?
What do you think, love? A broken man.
A cousin is a cousin. Look, Alejo.
Carmen, I'm so happy to see you!
Like I said, a broken man,
he doesn't know what he's saying.
Darling, are you okay?
Yes, no. I'm just so tired, love.
Listen to me.
From Monday, listen to me
A new happy life.
A new happy life?
Guys, there's a nightclub downstairs.
If there's a nightclub, there are girls.
- I have to go.
- Lucas!
She didn't buy it.
She didn't buy it, she knows me,
- she knows I'm lying.
- Relax.
Honestly, guys, didn't you understand
we're just letting time pass?
We said we wouldn't leave the hotel
so we could protect our future.
- The laptop.
- Nobody is leaving the hotel.
Just go downstairs,
have a few drinks, celebrate
You're so charismatic.
- Give me your phones.
- No, why?
No external elements
that could put us at risk.
I don't trust anyone to resist
the temptation to call someone.
I'm not looking at anyone, Lucas.
What are you talking about?
All I think about is the discotheque!
- Discotheque!
- Give me the laptop.
Discotheque!
We need a six-figure code.
Just use a birth date or something.
Sure, from 1 to 6. Any easier ideas, Tano?
- The painting. The painting.
- What?
We're good, guys.
This was a good shot.
- Start the party!
- Discotheque!
Discotheque!
Discotheque! Discotheque!
Discotheque!
The first thing I'm going to do
is make a huge cinema in my house.
Do you know what I'll do
once I get the cash?
I'm going to hire the number one,
the absolute best,
to play football with me in my garden.
- Messi.
- Cristiano.
Morientes.
Forget about your garden,
check out the left corner.
Mother of God.
You said there were no chicks here.
I hope they don't have boyfriends.
Or that they do.
That they do and they're on Erasmus.
They're looking at us!
They're looking at me!
I'm going to get some drinks. Lucas, card.
Waiter, three more
and whatever those ladies are having.
Perfect.
They're coming over.
- A shot first!
- No, it'll bring you down.
What?
Hey, the Steering Kings.
My friend is boring
and won't take a Jger with me.
- Are you in?
- Yes.
I'm giving it up.
But I'd fall off the wagon for you.
I wouldn't want to lead you
down the wrong path.
Don't worry, he'll do the pushing.
Excuse me,
there's an issue with your card.
What issue? It's just dirty, blow on it.
Here.
- How much credit do you have?
- Up to 150 euro.
Jesus fucking Christ, Lucas.
I have more on my Primark card.
So you pay, smart guy.
I will pay. I'll pay for you, for them,
for the whole fucking bar.
I'm rich, for fuck's sake.
So am I. So are you.
I'm going for cash, don't scare them away.
Okay.
See you later, okay, my jewel?
- Curly, will you take a shot with me?
- I'll take two.
Two shots, please.
Hi, boring friend.
Is Sparky your friend, too?
Yes, we came together.
It's shit you can't smoke in here.
Those smoking areas were great.
That was a good idea.
Slenderman! Hold on a second.
Pocheen, Pocheen, sir. How can I help you?
- I need some money, urgently.
- Of course.
Right next to that boutique
you'll find an ATM.
Hey, how convenient.
Do you think if I take some out
and rub some butter on your ass,
it'll fit inside?
- I mean
- Listen,
I need someone to lend me money.
- I can't think of anyone.
- Oh, come on.
I'm sure there'll be someone.
If you can find someone,
I'll pay it back on Monday times ten.
You will have money on Monday, huh?
More than you can imagine.
But that's not the issue.
- You find it and you'll get 20%.
- Well
I can't think of anyone from here
but I have heard of some guys
- Have them bring me 10 grand.
- Ten grand?
Make it 12,000. 2,000 for you, Pusseen.
Just a minute.
It's nice being rich.
So, go on.
Will you tell me what you're doing here?
Because you're not
the usual clients at this hotel.
Oh, we don't look like five star people?
The van gave you away.
If you tell me, I'll tell you a secret.
Deal.
We're here because
we found four thousand Bitcoins,
which are worth around 100 million.
What?
I'm joking.
No, we're broke.
But we've been saving for months
for Lucas' stag,
the one with the loose jaw.
Oh, right.
What's your secret?
- I know you.
- You do?
- I've known you for years.
- I don't recognize you.
Great, thanks.
You obviously never noticed me.
No, I mean,
there are loads of girls out there
No, no, drop it. You're not fixing it.
- No, no
- No, it's fine.
Just for that,
I won't tell you how I know you.
At least tell me what you're doing here.
Won't you?
15TH UNIVERSE POETRY AWARDS
We're here for
the 15th Universe Poetry Awards.
- You're a poet?
- No, not me. My friends.
I'm an entrepreneur.
Build companies, fail, start over.
That sounds familiar.
Excuse me, another fizzy water
with a slice of lemon, please.
What are you waiting for?
- I don't know if she likes me.
- Are you serious?
You've been dancing together all night.
Go over there, say something nice,
and she's yours.
Got it? Something nice and she's yours.
- Something nice and she's mine.
- Honestly, kid.
Let's have a drink,
get you some Dutch courage.
Waiter, two whiskies.
I'll pay in a minute,
the money is on the way.
Tano Moreno and Pascual Hernandez,
what a surprise!
- Enrich Zapata.
- No way, the vein cutter.
I missed you guys!
My neighborhood friends.
- I mean, friends
- You look just the same.
Well, fatter, less hair,
bigger tits, but just the same.
You're just the same too,
with your notebook and attitude.
What are you doing here?
I'm here for work, that's going well.
Everything else is a disaster.
But today when my shitty life
was going to turn around,
I find you guys
and we can be together again.
His shitty life, says the vein cutter.
- Are these jowls new?
- Fuck off, man.
- Let's go.
- Are you still the Fantastic Four?
The five of us were inseparable.
Yes, yes. They're around here somewhere.
Will you be here later?
We'll look for you.
Don't wait too long,
this is a big place. Let's go.
Get off, fuck sake.
Let's go, he'll ruin our night.
Hey, you forgot about me!
Will you come dancing?
Has anyone ever told you
you're more beautiful
than dawn in the morning?
I'm sure they haven't.
Madam, drunkard,
come with me to visit my bank.
- There are three good things in life.
- Which are?
Eating.
- Drinking.
- And?
Tano, I'm really missing Carmen, I swear.
Lucas, give me a fucking break.
That must be them.
Good evening.
You wanted to see us?
You spend your life
waiting for a lucky break,
and suddenly, boom! It appears.
Don't be so cocky, we just met.
- No, I don't mean you.
- Yes, you mean me.
- No, I mean another lucky break.
- Yes.
I don't mean that you aren't, but
I think I'm taking her upstairs.
What do you think?
Great, Pascual, of course.
Go up and have a great time,
you have a lot to celebrate.
You know something?
Her name is Dolores, like my mom.
Cool!
So anyway, lucky breaks.
Are you sure you don't want
my chain as a deposit?
It's not gold,
but it's from my First Communion.
Don't worry.
Having some affection
for your legs will be enough.
Well, I like them
more than the chain, yes.
All right.
We'll return everything on Monday.
It has been a pleasure.
All right, let's go.
WE'RE ON A STAG!
- It's not nice to keep secrets.
- Shut it, man.
What's with the shirt?
This one? The Fantastic Four,
we're celebrating.
- Are the four of you here?
- Until Monday, for now.
But if we like it,
we'll be moving in, right?
All right, let's go. See you later.
Tano, if we're moving in,
I have to call Carmen.
Jesus Christ, you're ruining my night.
Yes or no? Yes or no? Yes or no?
- Hey, hey, wait.
- What?
- I have a question.
- What?
What will you want for breakfast?
Oh, are we sleeping together?
Clever little jewel.
- Hey.
- What?
Will you wait for me in 205?
Okay.
But don't take too long
or you won't get any breakfast.
- There's an open buffet tonight.
- Oh yeah?
Yes.
There's a buffet?
Let's go to sleep, I don't feel well.
- I want to dream about Carmen.
- Wait, wait.
I want to fulfill a sexual fantasy, look.
You want to fuck the security guard?
You're some idiot.
Come with me, keep quiet.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
Good evening, gentlemen. Getting some air?
My friend here had too much to drink.
He needs to freshen up a little.
Busy tonight, officer?
He's no officer,
he's just a security guard.
Sorry, forgive him, he's drunk.
Everyone knows that security
and the police are practically
- Practically the same thing.
- The fuck it is.
- The police can spell, at least.
- Don't fuck with me.
Would you sell me the uniform,
the belt, the lot?
What the fuck do you want?
Name a price.
Listen, you piece of shit.
I follow a code of ethics.
It's above money.
I wouldn't sell it for three grand.
What about five?
Tano, let's go.
Jesus Christ. I need the money, otherwise
- The gun, too.
- No, not the gun.
Yes, the gun, I gave you five grand, man.
- But no bullets, I don't want trouble.
- What are you doing?
- No bullets, no bullets.
- Let's go to the bathroom.
You can say you lost it at the gym.
Because if you say the library
All right, sorry.
How can Pascual be fucking so quietly?
I don't understand, really.
There's no need to scream like crazy,
but Jesus Christ,
it sounds like Oscar the Grouch
and a Playmobil.
Carmen and I
always watch this show together.
I'm sorry for lying, darling,
I'm beyond forgiveness.
For God's sake, you're a mess, too.
Oh, the cap doesn't fit.
How strange, my head is average size.
All right, here I go.
Come on, big guy. Come on, big guy.
Come on, Morientes! Let's go!
See you later.
Have you known each other for a long time?
Since we started school.
We've never lost contact.
Some of us have had it tough,
and others, worse.
Worse? Wasn't today your big lucky break?
Make up your mind,
you keep changing your story.
A. Your name is Alejo.
B. You're on a stag.
And C.
You like me?
A. Yes.
B. Not really.
C. Absolutely.
I mean I do.
My God, what have I done?
What have I done?
Honey, are you okay?
Dolores, Dolores, don't go!
You're doing great.
- What is going on?
- What's happening here?
I can't concentrate like this.
I don't know.
I just told her I really liked her.
- Where's Lucas?
- He came up with me.
Is that his voice?
I don't know if she'll forgive me.
Of course. I know that because
- she also called in tonight to talk.
- Lucas?
- Carmen?
- What an idiot.
Carmen, I love you, I love you,
I'm so sorry.
Oh, my head.
He's in the van. I'll kill him!
I'll go with you, I have a club.
Just a few casual drinks, huh?
Let's go.
Dolores.
Dolores.
What a group of animals.
Hey, where are you?
I'm so sorry, sometimes I lose myself.
It's like there's a bug in me
that makes me do bad things.
What the hell are you doing?
- I didn't say anything.
- Did you say where we are?
- I didn't, I swear on my kids.
- Your kids? Get him out.
- Get him out of there, fuck.
- I didn't say.
- Go, go, go.
- I swear, please.
- I swear!
- Keep moving.
I didn't call anyone!
- I didn't say!
- Let's go, fuck sake!
False alarm,
they're going back to the hotel.
Hey, your friend is a good guy, right?
- Who?
- Your friend!
Who? Alejo?
Yes, Mar has had
enough assholes in her life already.
He's the leader of the Fantastic Four.
Your friend won the lottery.
But you won the jackpot.
Did I?
Yes, but don't worry, she did just fine.
What did you mean by absolutely?
- Option C.
- Ah, yes.
- Well, here
- Or you could be quiet.
Okay.
Move and I'll shoot, asshole!
- Who's that?
- I don't know.
- Where did you get a gun?
- I told you last night,
I bought the uniform
from a security guard.
- A uniform, but not a gun.
- It's for a fantasy.
Not for carnival, fuck. It's empty.
Give me the handcuffs.
- Are you going to help?
- Yes, yes.
- We have to call the cops.
- Wait, wait.
We have a gun here.
And a very special laptop.
Before we call anyone,
we need to know who this guy is.
We have to search him. Lucas.
Look, look. There's something on his sock.
Rayito F.C.
Give me the phone.
- See if you can find anything.
- Okay.
Look, Rayito Football Club.
It's a team on the Madrid Local League.
There. Look who the goalie is.
Pusseen. Fucking Pusseen.
Let's send him a WhatsApp.
We'll write
"Done."
"Come up to the room."
He'll be here in a flash.
That was quick.
Let me. Give me the gun.
I'll take care of it.
Hi, Alejo. How's your cousin?
- The dead one.
- What are you doing here?
Look, my children,
how a family man can degrade himself.
I hope you enjoy your "new happy life"
and don't come home again
even to sign the divorce.
I guess that's your fiance
and two kids, right?
Carmen, Carmen.
Carmen, Carmen.
He answered. "Great. Be right up."
Leave it to me, I know how to handle this.
Carmen, Carmen, wait, wait, please.
Wait.
- Does Dad have a cold?
- No, love. That's not from the cold.
It's from cocaine.
Carmen, please,
I have something important to say.
Of course. You were going to Vigo, right?
To Alejo's cousin's funeral.
There's no funeral, no Vigo, nothing bad.
Well, there will be now.
- You better be ready.
- Carmen, please, Carmen, wait!
Hands up, don't say a word.
- Don't hurt me, please.
- Now you're begging?
- Pusseen.
- Pocheen.
Pusseen.
Don't try anything strange,
I'm a wild man.
I don't give a shit, I'm a wild man!
What were you looking for?
I don't know what you're talking about,
I saw the open door and
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I heard you talking last night
about Bitcoins and millions
and we wanted your laptop.
The Bitcoins was true?
So you found a fortune in Bitcoins
and you're spending the weekend here
to protect the laptop
and cash it out on Monday.
Let's continue.
Who is that?
Gorka, my brother-in-law.
- I'm sorry, really.
- His brother-in-law, for fuck's sake.
Carmen, please, I'm sorry.
It was all so fast.
You know what Alejo is like.
I think you're exaggerating.
Exaggerating? How? About the funeral?
About the table full of coke?
Or the two whores with you?
They're not whores.
- Dad, what are whores?
- And why do you take cocaine?
They watch so much TV
Sometimes women find themselves obliged
to offer sex in exchange for money.
And it seems like your father
wants to spend his money on that
rather than on Euro Disney.
No, no, no, Carmen, please,
I can tell you everything in 10 seconds.
- Sure, look.
- Come on, Carmen.
- There's a reason we're here.
- Seven.
- We had a lucky break.
- Five.
We found 100 million euro.
- Lucas, don't talk nonsense.
- It's not nonsense.
One of the computers we bought
for the failed business
had 100 million euro
hidden on it, in Bitcoin.
I swear.
We're rich.
- We're rich.
- We're rich.
Rich!
Don't shout, the kids are here.
Let's go to the bar,
I need a drink right now!
What are Bitcoins?
- Pocheen, you want to live, right?
- Yes, sir, I have 3 children.
You should have thought of that first.
They'll be orphans.
If you want to live, listen carefully,
because I've killed guys like you
for less than this.
Jesus Christ.
Get on your knees
and open your mouth wide,
it's going all the way in.
The gun, the gun.
Pocheen, you have three choices.
Option one, you choose option one
and we blow your brains out.
Option two, I pull the trigger
and you pray as much as you can
before you die.
It's the other way around,
if you pull the trigger
Will you shut up so I can
put him out of his misery?
No, don't put me out, please, sir!
- It's a turn of phrase, Jesus.
- Oh, okay.
- Option four.
- Three.
Yes, three. Option three.
We let you and your brother-in-law
out of here alive.
We let you go and throughout the weekend
you help us with everything we need
and don't say a word to anybody.
On Monday, as a reward,
we'll give you 30,000 to share with him.
- Give him the 30 grand, right?
- I can't work like this.
- It's just
- Well, I
I think I'll choose the third option,
I think it's most advantageous
for my situation, right?
- Do we have a deal, Pocheen?
- Yes, yes.
- Well that's that.
- Okay.
- Now let's all stay calm.
- What about the brother-in-law?
We leave him there until Monday
and give him salt water
to keep him hydrated.
- Sugar water.
- Salt water.
Fuck him, he didn't do a good job.
How much do we get each?
Because 100 between five
Between four.
- Am I not part of the group?
- You are.
That's right.
I've been left out since I became a mom.
This is my compensation
for unfair dismissal.
By the way, I'm getting boobs next week.
I won't go too far, a C, a D.
I'll test them out.
Hush, they're coming! Play it cool!
Lucas,
what exactly did you tell Carmen about
Alejo!
Great!
Welcome to the club.
Did either of you fuck my husband?
- No, no, I swear.
- We swear.
- Here you are.
- The gin tonic is for me.
The ice cream is for the kids,
can you take it to the casino?
By the slot machines. And some more fruit.
What's wrong, Pascual?
He scared a girl away.
Pascual, do you really need
a girlfriend right now?
We'll blow up the market, man.
I'm going to the bathroom.
What's up, Pascual?
I've been looking for you, where were you?
Hi, Enrich.
Why the long face? Love troubles?
- Something like that.
- Listen to me.
Pain of the heart
is the most painful pain there is.
I don't want to upset you,
but if there's every a reason
for suicide, it's love.
Suicide?
No, of course not. Don't do it, yet.
At least you've only been rejected once.
The whole world has been
rejecting me for my whole life.
All right.
- Here we are, jewel.
- Here we are.
If you need anything,
you know where my room is.
If I need something,
where did you say yours is?
Tano, I didn't tell you.
I'm really busy.
You're a little cocky, aren't you?
I'm busy too.
Big day ahead.
All right, sleep well.
- Ciao.
- Ciao.
- Ready?
- Yes, let's go.
Guys, we'll see you around.
Eight in the evening.
It's so cool being rich.
I feel brand new, guys!
What's up, brother-in-law? How are you?
Not great, I guess.
Come here, Tano, take a selfie with me.
You look so sleepy!
Jeez, you're excited.
Hey, the lines I had here for dinner,
where are they?
Sharing is caring, Tano.
Let's live it up a little, right?
Let's feel those millions!
Bores.
I'm exhausted.
I got a room for the kids,
they're fast asleep.
- Come here. How are they?
- Good.
- You're happy.
- Of course.
- You cheering up, Pascual?
- Yes, I might see her again.
Of course, stay positive. Here, pucker up.
- Who is it?
- I'll go, I'll go.
Carmen, don't move.
- Guys!
- Do you remember Enrich?
- Guys!
- The sad kid
Don't open, I saw him before, don't open.
Carmen, no.
Guys, you never found me! Alejo, Lucas.
Long time no see!
You're Lucas' girlfriend?
- You look the same.
- Great.
More tired, more wrinkles,
smaller tits, but the same.
Guys, can I come in?
I've no plans until tonight.
There's a spa downstairs.
You can only stay
two minutes, Enrich, I'm really busy.
Of course.
We have to give back
the good karma we've received.
If Enrich wants to be
with his friends for a while,
- we'll enjoy it, right?
- I do want to.
I want to.
All right, tell us about your life.
I don't know if you know
that Lucas and I got married.
Oh, sorry, the room is such a mess.
- No, I don't want to bother you.
- You aren't bothering us.
- You aren't.
- Carmen, don't be annoying.
You can fuck right off,
I said he's staying.
- Right, Enrich?
- Carmen, you're scaring him.
It's just a toy, it's so light, look.
So, what's new with you?
- Enrich, tin, tin
- Well, I'm here for work,
that's not going badly. But love, sex,
friendship, family, health
That's all going worse.
In everything else,
surviving until I die. Like all of us.
But I feel like my life has changed,
the five of us are together again.
- I missed you guys.
- So did we.
If I'd have had one of these
in my worst times
What a pity.
But from now on,
it's all good times. Right?
Life is too
- Didn't the guard take the bullets out?
- That's what he said.
- Is he dead?
- He's missing half his head, so
- We have to call the cops!
- No, no way.
What about the gun?
With Carmen and Tano's prints?
Shit, shit, shit!
Fuck sake, we've spent
our entire lives having bad luck.
Now we finally have some good luck,
let's do whatever it takes to enjoy it.
- Shit, it's security.
- Security? What will we do?
Open up right now or I'll call the police.
- What do we do?
- If he comes in, we're fucked.
- I said to open up!
- But if he calls, it's worse.
Open this door!
I don't want to get angry.
Open up this door!
Lucas, clean up. Lie down.
Hug Enrich, pretend you're asleep.
- Why me?
- Clean yourselves up.
- Open the door!
- This smells of blood and sandwich meat!
Fucking disgusting,
it's all in my face, God!
He's looking for the key.
Open the door. Wait!
He can't see this wall.
- Baby, I love you.
- I love you too.
- What's going on in here?
- Nothing, why?
- Evening, officer.
- Officer.
What was that noise? Was it a gunshot?
Gunshot? Oh, a gunshot!
- He hasn't had much French champagne.
- Oui, oui.
He likes it.
What's that?
Alcohol is a terrible thing, officer.
It's a stag party
and these two are sleeping it off.
Guys, wake up, this officer is here.
- He's really out of it.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- Yes.
Officer, these uniforms really turn me on.
I get so horny. Soldiers, firemen,
- UNICEF recruiters
- Miss, please, this isn't
Time, place, no.
This is very strange.
It's very strange.
So you'll spill the beans right now
or I'm calling the police.
- No, no, there's no need.
- No.
We're not just here on a stag party,
we're also here for
For
CELEBRATE YOUR WEDDING WITH US
For the wedding.
- The wedding.
- Yes. Stag, wedding. Always.
We're guests.
We didn't want to say because
our cousin went a little too far
- He went nuts.
- No, no.
- Yes, yes.
- His cousin is the groom.
Gentlemen, I've brought
the cards and envelopes
you requested for the wedding gift.
- About time, Pusseen.
- Yes, yes!
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
- Pocheen, you know them?
- Yes, of course.
They're guests at the wedding
this evening.
I don't like weird things in my hotel
and this is very weird.
So I'll be at that wedding
and I'll make sure
that you're telling the truth.
If you aren't, I'm calling
the police right away, right away.
- Got it?
- Got it, yes.
Call whoever you have to call.
- Sorry, mate.
- Pocheen, man
Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead.
Sir, wait a minute,
we want to request some requests.
Jesus Christ, what a mess.
I'm glad I chose the right option,
you guys obviously don't hesitate.
No, we didn't kill him.
You don't have to explain.
I work in a luxury hotel,
I've seen much worse.
Worse?
Back to the point.
- Put the gun in the safe.
- Me?
- Yes, put it away.
- Okay, okay.
Pocheen,
we need your help.
Right, well
That's different.
You must understand that
The price for ignoring a gun
isn't the same as for cooperating
with murder.
He's no fool.
How much?
Well, you had offered 30 thousand
but I think, given the circumstances,
it would be fair to increase to
35 thousand.
That's fair. That's fair.
You've got balls of steel, eh, Pocheen?
All right, let's get to work.
While we go through the wedding
and get rid of the security guard,
you'll leave this room spotless.
- All right?
- okay.
- Enrich is dead.
- Listen to me.
Nobody can bring Enrich back,
it wasn't our fault.
But if we do things right,
we can still fulfil our dreams.
As long as they don't see us, perfect.
Do we know their names?
Yes, Vicente and Leticia.
What's the deal,
is fucking Terminator
going to be watching us all night?
- Ignore him, he'll get bored.
- He won't stop.
I'll punch his lights out
Handsome! Handsome!
- Handsome!
- Handsome!
That must be the groom.
God, he's some looker all right.
Vicente, you beaut!
He's coming, act natural, act natural!
Smile, smile, smile!
Vicente, you look incredible!
I'm so glad to see you, congratulations!
Who are you?
Come on!
You don't recognize us?
We're
Vicente, come on.
- We're
- Leticia's cousins, from Denia.
Yes, Denia.
We're from Denia.
Of course, the cousins from Denia,
I'm so glad you're here!
How are you?
I'm so glad you came!
We were so excited to meet you, Vicente!
- Cousin!
- Vicente!
You'll have to forgive your cousin,
she's been acting strange all day.
She went upstairs but she'll be back soon.
She doesn't have to come,
we're doing fine.
I have to go, guys,
see you later!
Thanks for coming!
- Enjoy!
- Thanks, congratulations!
He's going to kick the shit out of us.
- Rightfully so. I want to leave.
- Calm down.
What are you doing here?
I was invited to this wedding.
What about the poetry contest?
Pascual's face will be poetry
in ten seconds time.
- Long live the bride!
- Long live the bride!
- Long live the bride!
- Long live the bride!
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's go.
No, no, back, back.
Come back, come back.
Shut up, the bride is coming this way.
Why? This is a nightmare.
Act natural.
Smile and act natural.
Dolores?
Sweetheart, your cousins from Denia.
Hi.
Cousin, congratulations!
- You look beautiful.
- You really do.
Go over there,
you don't look happy to see them!
Of course she's happy!
She loves us, her cousins from Denia!
Right, Pascual? Especially Pascual.
She can't get enough of him.
- Tell him.
- Yes, yes.
Now you can relax, be happy,
enjoy your dinner
and then tell your husband
about the good times
you've spent with your cousin.
Really!
Okay, see you later.
Long live the newlyweds,
I hope you're very happy.
See you later.
- Do you know the bride?
- I do.
So does Pascual,
he practiced the wedding night with her.
- I need an explanation.
- Why are you crying?
- I need to know why she left like that.
- For fuck's sake.
Maybe she realized that riding a stranger
- the night before her wedding
- No, no.
She even lied about her name.
It's not my mom's name.
What a pity.
Pretend you're having fun,
the security guard is high as a kite
and watching us still.
- Long live the newlyweds!
- Yes!
- Yes!
- Yes!
Why didn't you tell me
you were coming to the wedding?
Because the bride didn't
want you to know it was her bachelorette.
What could I do?
Off to bed, officer, good night.
Pain in my fucking ass.
Alejo.
The security guard left.
Pocheen told me the room is ready.
- We're good to go.
- Finally.
Tell the others,
in five minutes you empty Enrich's room,
put everything in the van
and we'll blow this joint.
I don't know what's going on,
is everything okay?
I wouldn't exactly say okay
Not really.
Do you think this is fair?
It's better to sneak into a wedding
than into a bed.
Pascual, I was drunk.
I'm sorry, really.
Let's give it a try, Dolores.
Let's give love a chance.
Pascual, I just got married.
I have to go.
You still haven't told me how you know me.
Earn it before you leave.
I don't care how you know me
and we haven't even kissed.
I haven't told you
the full truth from the start, well,
at the very start, I did.
But then, no.
I want you to know
you're that incredible idea
that you can't get out of your head,
Steve Jobs' iPhone,
Bill Gates' Microsoft.
Or Amancio Ortega's turtlenecks.
Good luck.
My name isn't Dolores,
it's Leticia.
You're just going to leave?
Telling me that you're sorry
and wishing me luck?
Why did you fuck me last night,
Letica?
You fucked your cousin?
You whore!
- Those damn cousins!
- Hold him back!
I'm sorry.
- Let's go, let's go!
- Run!
Let's get out of here!
Leticia!
All clean.
The body is in the bath
on ice so it doesn't smell.
Get it out and wrap it in a rug.
I'll deal with the gun and the laptop.
- Where's the painting?
- What?
The painting, where is it?
Oh, don't worry, I already got rid of it.
It was covered in brains.
You did what?
Where are the cousins?
Where are the cousins?
- I need a drink.
- Come on.
Stop, they're in here.
Pocheen, where the fuck is the painting?
I put it in a bag and threw it away.
No way!
Hey! Hey, stop!
They don't open, for safety.
- What?
- Mother fucker.
No worries, I know what to do
in situations like this.
What the fuck would you know
about these situations?
You've never faced a situation
like this in your life, Alejo.
Move, for fuck's sake.
A situation like this.
In a situation like this
we smash the fucking window.
- Will we go downstairs?
- We will.
Look at this. Loads of copies of a book.
"Ode to Zamora".
No, no, wait, wait!
Stop! Stop! Hey! Hey!
Stop the truck, open up the back!
- What?
- Open up, I lost something.
Close that door.
Shit!
Either you open the truck
or you're swallowing this thing.
All right, okay, okay.
Listen to me, you really like this guy.
Why else would we be chasing them?
- Go up and talk to him.
- I don't know what I want.
I always manage to get myself in trouble.
Zamora, I'm intoxicated by you.
Zamora, I am drunk
on the liqueurs of your beauty.
Your cathedral is the phallus
I dream of.
Concave sex.
Bosoms in the breeze
- Boobs
- In the breeze.
Vital orgasms.
What sort of freak would like this.
Mr. Cirne.
- What now?
- I don't know.
He's an hour late.
- Mr. Cirne?
- Look.
"H. Cirne".
Enrich!
He changed it.
He changed it.
Will we get the hotel to open the door?
What do we do?
What do we do?
It's better to regret what you did
than what you didn't.
- There's always a proverb.
- Go and get him!
Give me a hug, go!
Hi.
Hey!
How can I see what's been crushed?
I don't know, I just load the bins,
the truck does the rest.
I'm an architect.
Oh, this one is going up.
- Where are you going?
- To the slot machines.
Come.
Come on, little gamblers,
I'm putting you to bed.
You've spent enough coins.
It doesn't matter, we're rich
and my dad's friends are, too.
My dad found a laptop with 4,000 Bitcoins.
Kids have such imagination!
Mr. Cirne?
No answer.
- Look at me.
- Cirne, are you there?
"Poetry competition", blah blah blah,
"the renowned but
never seen in public H. Cirne
- will finally be here to present"
- Mr. Cirne?
- "Ode to", the boob book.
- Lucas.
You have to pretend to be Enrich.
That horny bride messed with your mind.
How could Enrich be a famous poet?
Look at me.
Enrich, God rest his soul, is
- Was.
- Was.
- Sensitive, boring, and
- And depressing.
And depressing.
If you said he was a DJ, I'd be surprised.
But a poet
According to this,
nobody has even seen him.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
You're the Carmen Mola of poetry.
Okay, let's go.
Will we tell the organization to decide?
Okay, let's go.
Hello!
Sorry, I was showering sadly,
like a poet, and didn't hear you.
Sir, we've been trying to contact you
for quite some time.
You have to be at the ceremony
in 10 minutes.
Ceremony?
Yes, you're presenting
the third award at the ceremony.
The ceremony. Ceremony-ony.
I'll get dressed and be right down.
See you.
Well? Did you get it?
No.
Who is it?
What?
Lucas is Enrich?
Thank you all for another wonderful event.
We knew
Come through, please.
Such a range of emotions
- Are you Mr. Cirne?
- What?
Yes, Cirne, "H.".
You're exactly what I imagined.
- Manuela Caldn, we spoke on the phone.
- We did.
It's a privilege for you to choose us
for your big reveal.
I couldn't fight it.
And I'm delighted.
Hey, a rhyme!
I'm just brimming over with them.
Sorry
This will take a while, right?
You're on in two.
Two minutes. Of course. Great.
There's no saving me now.
Here they come.
- Where is he?
- In there.
We lost the code for the safe,
I'll tell you on the way.
Let's go, we'll explain.
One of the most important moments
Thank you.
It is an honor
- It's time.
- Thank you, yes.
Wouldn't you rather
No? It was worth a shot.
so important to our poetry.
None of us have ever seen him,
but we all admire him.
A round of applause to welcome
H. Cirne!
Hello.
Good evening.
I can't see a thing.
I can't
Let's get to it.
The nominees
for the Best Publication by a Celebrity,
there are awards for everything.
are...
Miki Nadal for Fractured Heart.
Vanesa Saez for
Raw Women.
And Teo Cardalda
I do know who you are,
buddy!
For This Time is for Me.
All right.
The winner is
Let's see.
Let's open the envelope.
Nerves!
Tension!
Miki Nada for Fractured Heart!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't want to go without highlighting
something as emotional
as receiving this award tonight.
You're here, Cirne.
Cirne, you are
an inspiration to all of us.
For fate to have decided
to bring you out of hiding
to give me this award
makes me say
Lady Fortuna
has provided. Thank you.
Of course,
I have to ask, now that you're here,
for you to make us all a little happier.
How can you do that?
By reciting a verse, please.
- No, no, no.
- Please.
- Thanks, but
- Please.
I don't want to impose
- Recite a verse!
- Please.
Recite a verse! Recite a verse!
Recite a verse!
Will you shut up, he doesn't know any!
- I don't want to impose.
- No.
Of course.
I'll recite one, sure.
Okay, okay.
I'll recite one.
All right.
I'll recite a new poem,
because we all know the old ones, right?
Well,
as the poems dedicated to Zamora
have been so popular,
I decided to do a trilogy,
like Back to the Future,
like Lord of the Rings.
But in poetry, right?
Sad vibes.
Zamora.
I'm getting drunk in an hour.
Zamora.
When I observe your cathedral,
a whiskey and coke tastes phenomenal.
Zamora.
I'm getting drunk in an hour.
Time passes.
Nice for a think
while I'm finishing my drink.
A little more. Do a little more.
Of course.
Fine.
Boobs, dicks, a flower.
Zamora, I'm getting drunk in an hour.
That's it.
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
Bravo!
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks. Yes, go ahead.
Selfie!
I know how to get the code.
Thank you, thank you.
No
Not this one.
- No.
- It has to be in one of them.
No
- Here.
- There it is, come on.
- Seven. Six.
- Seven. Six.
- Three. Nine.
- Three. Nine.
- Four.
- Four.
- It's a number short.
- What?
- It's a number short.
- There aren't any more.
- It's covered in the picture.
- Shit!
Check the other pictures.
No, it's not there.
It has to be!
- Don't worry, we have 10 chances.
- No, no.
If you're wrong three times,
the safe shuts down.
No fucking way, man.
No way.
What do we do?
What do we do?
Try another four.
- Four?
- Yes.
We're the Fantastic Four, right?
Go on.
- All right.
- Go, go, go.
Four
- Shit!
- Fuck!
Shit.
Five.
I'm missing, right?
You always leave me out,
- it's five.
- Try five.
- Go on.
- Okay.
- It'll be five.
- All right.
- Shit!
- For fuck's sake!
God!
Try six.
With Pocheen.
He's earned it.
Go on.
Here I go, all right.
Six, six, six.
Wait, wait!
My brother-in-law has something to say.
Two!
The missing number is two.
Are you sure?
How I not be?
Twenty hours in this room,
I know the painting like back of hand.
Well, two.
Two. Two.
Let's go, two, two.
- Yes!
- Get in!
- Let's go!
- Yes!
We did it, guys!
I can't believe it!
- Get the laptop!
- Get the laptop and phones!
Unlock those cuffs, he's earned it.
I'm going to the bathroom
and then I'll get the kids.
All right, let's go.
- Hello?
- Good evening, gentlemen.
Who is it?
Let's say it's someone you have a debt to.
Oh, the guys from the bar.
Hi, it's Tano, from last night.
Don't worry, you'll have
your cash first thing on Monday.
I couldn't care less about the money
I gave you last night, Mr. Antonio.
That's chump change
compared to what your friend owes me,
that's why you ran from us yesterday,
Mr. Alejo, isn't it?
Mr. Botn, I swear
I'll pay you every last
Don't worry about that money.
Consider it a gift.
In exchange, I want all of your Bitcoin.
I hope you will provide it
if you want to see
your wife and children alive again.
Don't hurt them, please.
Kids, say hello to Dad.
Dad, we're having a great time!
- Marcos!
- They have nothing to do with this.
It's a matter of opinion,
and only mine matters.
Give me the computer
or say goodbye to them.
You have ten minutes.
All right, let's stay calm.
- I know what to
- What did you get my kids into?
What debt is he talking about?
My children, Alejo.
- Carmen will kill us.
- All right, stay calm.
Don't worry, he's bluffing.
They won't hurt them, right, Alejo?
I don't know.
They're loan sharks.
I borrowed money when my granny died,
I thought I could pay it back
but things got worse
and I kept asking for more.
That's why you were in
such a rush yesterday, right?
That's why you fled the neighborhood.
You tricked us to get us here.
Say it.
- Fucking say it!
- Yes, I lied, I'm sorry.
I was going to say goodbye last night.
I was running away to London
because they were coming for me.
I'm sorry.
We're going in a minute, okay?
Hand over the fucking computer.
There's nothing to consider.
- I have a plan.
- No, no.
No, Alejo, no.
This is no time for your plans.
- Carmen is right.
- Listen, please.
- I think it could work.
- Work?
Listen, Alejo,
we've trusted you since we were children.
Since then, we've fucked up
over and over again.
In primary school,
in high school, in business,
we always fuck up over and over again.
I don't regret it, I swear,
we've always followed you,
you and your crazy ideas,
always, but this is too far.
We're talking about my children.
You're right, Lucas.
You're completely right.
I'm asking you to trust me
one more time, I know,
I know. But trust me.
What do you think?
I think it's a kamikaze plan, honestly.
It will work.
We need to deliberate.
The four of us. You tricked us.
I need to speak to them privately.
You really did trick me,
starting with the fucking funeral.
We accept your plan.
We accept.
But we won't hand over the computer
until we have Mar and the children.
They accepted.
Go on.
Let them leave first.
When they're in the lift,
you get the computer.
How do I know you have it?
Go.
You still have to tell me how we met.
Let's go, quick, let's find Mom and Dad.
Go, go, go!
There it is.
NO CODE NO BITCOIN!
That's just a screenshot.
The computer is locked.
You need the code to access the Bitcoins.
The code to unlock it.
I don't know it, I swear.
My friends locked it
and didn't tell me the code.
But if you do as we ask, they'll send it.
Fuck.
- All right, in.
- Come on, inside.
Come on.
Marta, Marta!
- Marcos!
- Are you okay?
Yes? Really?
What is going on?
What do you want?
There's a body in the bathroom.
You have to get rid of it.
Burn it, disfigure it, whatever.
But if it's ever found,
make sure it has my ID on it
so it looks like me.
I want to switch identities
with the deceased.
Get me a passport in his name
and a flight for tomorrow
to the Caribbean.
The Caribbean.
Fuck, fuck!
God!
Fucking madman, the Caribbean.
Just like that.
I'm just asking for a forgery,
not for you to dress well.
The body.
The passport.
A ticket to the Caribbean.
All right. Fine.
The code?
There's one more thing.
We want 42 million euro.
By transfer, right now,
to this bank account.
42 million.
Yes, the extra two
is for a friend and his brother-in-law,
they've earned it.
Your finger.
What?
Your finger.
No, no.
How do you know
we won't beat the code out of you?
Because I swear I don't know.
Once they receive the transfer,
they'll call with the code.
These are our conditions,
otherwise you can kill me.
If they don't receive the money
in two minutes, they'll call the police.
Fuck, fuck!
The Bitcoins are worth
more than 100 million euro.
If you subtract our fee, that's 58,
58 million euro,
clean and legal, for one day of work.
It's crazy. It won't work.
- That's what I said.
- Silence, please.
We're going to need your ID.
42 million.
No way.
I've never seen so many zeros.
Mafia dickheads.
What?
The code is "mafia dickheads."
Easy to remember.
Alejo, are you all right?
Perfect.
I told you these people
are good at talking.
Thanks, gentlemen.
Until next time.
You're not going to keep your word.
I have the Bitcoins.
You've forced us to get rid of one body.
One more won't be a problem.
You already knew
this was going to happen, right?
Mr. Alejo.
It was worth a shot.
Jesus.
Real friends last forever.
You don't choose your family,
you get what you get.
But you choose your friends.
You laugh with them,
share disappointments that always arise.
You imagine dreams
that don't often come true.
I know, because now that I'm dead,
I realize that the best times
were when I was with them.
And you know that when you need them,
they'll always turn up.
Alejo, those guys are still there, right?
They hear you, Pascual.
Okay, perfect.
I hope this isn't disappointing,
but we took the Bitcoins back.
We didn't really trust you
and so, we
had a plan B that we didn't tell Alejo.
If anything happens the laptop
or we lose it,
I took a picture on my phone
of the alphanumeric code
so we could access the Bitcoins.
With that code we can use any phone
to access the virtual wallet
holding the 4,000 Bitcoins
- and transfer them to an account.
- What account?
Mine, I have one.
It's empty, but I have it.
Why did you do that from the start?
I don't know, I didn't think
with everything going on,
I got distracted by the brother-in-law
Enrich blew his head off, Dolores
Okay, we have to ask Alejo
because this is dangerous.
The gangsters are about to call.
If they don't let him go,
we have the Bitcoins to bribe them.
So that's what we did.
The Bitcoins are ours again.
Give me the phone.
Dickheads, are you listening?
We do keep our word.
Just as we agreed,
we'll give you the fucking coins.
But we'll give them when you do your part.
When Alejo is in the airport,
about to go through security.
That's impossible, we need time.
Fuck you. Drop Alejo at 8:00 a.m.
at the airport security line
with a new passport.
All right.
At 8:00.
Alejo, by the way,
this was Pascual's idea,
I can't fucking believe it.
Fuck!
The master plan of spending
a calm weekend at the hotel
was a complete fail.
First of all, because
we didn't even stay until Monday.
On Saturday night
we all disappeared.
I decided to switch identities
because I wouldn't be missed.
If anyone looked for Enrich,
well, Enrich
traveled abroad.
That day I was born again.
I decided that from then on I would live
so that when I was really gone,
I'd be missed by lots of people.
Now, I can enjoy a second life.
Avoid the mistakes from before.
The best part
is that I've realized that to do that,
I don't have to die.
Relax.
I'm worried about the kids, Carmen.
They're on the shore, with armbands,
and we hired a lifeguard to watch them.
Come here, will you.
My love.
Hey,
what if we hire a tutor
to teach them here?
Do you think rich kids
need to study nowadays?
If we go back to Spain, definitely not.
No way.
Just to keep them busy.
Well, that's true.
It's been an hour.
Can we swim now?
Come on, little shark!
Oh, you're dangerous! She bites!
Excuse me,
could you take a picture?
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
It's for my mother, Dolores.
Your mother's name is Dolores?
Yes, just like me.
Has anyone ever told you
you're more beautiful
than dawn in the morning?
Sorry, sorry buddy.
Sorry. Come on, Moro. Next goal wins.
Come on, Tano, the score is 9-0.
I'm paying, so I choose the score.
No fancy footwork,
this isn't for the Ballon d'Or.
The pseudo-rich have no class.
You're incredible, you're incredible,
what well-spent money.
We never said a word to each other
in our whole lives,
living in the same neighborhood.
Incredible.
We were probably too imposing,
we were older.
We were the Fantastic Four.
Well, I thought you were
the Four Losers, but okay.
So, I guess
a girl like you wouldn't want
to do business with a loser like me.
I was thinking of business this time.
The competition is losing
its entrepreneurial spirit, I see.
Shut up and kiss me.
Help! Oh no, help me!
SOS!
Carmen!
- What!
- Come here!
Come here!
Let's jump in!
Come on, Moro,
you're even more handsome in person.
All right, Tano.
Moro, for fuck's sake, stop tackling me.
Get over it.
an exclusively virtual currency
has been created,
called Bitcoin.
Today, May 22nd, 2010,
the first purchase took place
using a virtual currency,
two pizzas were bought
for the price of 10,000 Bitcoins.
It is believed that in the year 2021,
there are around 2 million Bitcoins
lost around the world
and hundreds of thousands more
whose owners have lost their passwords
and will never be able to recover them.
When everything is over
is when you realize
the things that
are really important in life.
Now that I'm dead,
the happiest moments I remember in my life
are the ones I shared with them,
my friends.
The Fantastic Four.
We knew each other
since we met in school in the 80s.
Ever since, we were always together.
Tano was the roughest one
in the neighborhood,
or so he'd have us believe.
Pascual moved from Mexico
with his family when he was five
and always found it hard to fit in.
Then there's me, Alejo, the leader.
There was Lucas, too, forever henpecked.
Well, and then Lucas' girl, Carmen,
she was always another part of our group.
Over time, we grew up
and life got complicated.
One day I thought that the time had come
to make one of our dreams come true,
to set up our own company together.
A law had just been passed
that made it illegal to smoke
in bars and restaurants,
except in areas
especially designed for smoking.
This involved heavy investments,
but it was a great business opportunity
if you knew how to use it.
A few months later a new law was passed
that banned smoking
in any part of the bars,
and the Fantastic Four
lost all of our savings.
The designated areas were like a joke,
a really bad one.
Our dream went bankrupt
before we even got started.
We've never met but you are
the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
That was when we realized
that life smiles at some of us,
but just mocks the rest of us.
Sometimes, you get lucky.
This time, it was our turn.
Not a penny, Alejo.
- Thanks, Pedro.
- Tough luck.
As usual.
All right, all right, Nico, leave it.
Don't get involved, okay?
No, no, no, no,
I don't want any trouble, okay?
Come on.
Are you stupid, Alejo?
Fuck!
You have until 10:00 tonight,
not a single hour more.
All right, I'm not deaf, Jesus.
I can't believe you, Nico.
We're neighbors.
I just need a few more days.
I'm putting my balls on the line for you.
So if I were you
and didn't have the money,
before 10:00 tonight,
I'd be far away from here.
You get me?
It's funny because in the end,
the monkey is saved.
Funny monkey, huh?
- Pascual, your cards, damn it.
- Right, right.
You've been on your phone all night.
No, Tano.
I wasn't finished.
What the fuck is Credit Suisse Bank?
It's totally legal.
It's to protect my mum's savings
in a foreign currency.
- Savings in a foreign currency?
- Yes.
- I have some, too.
- You do?
Sure, ten grand in the Cayman Islands.
- How about you?
- Twenty euro in Gibraltar.
- You have savings?
- Of course.
- Abroad?
- Yes.
BOARDING PASS MADRID - LONDON
No, no, no, no, no. Not now, please.
No way.
- Hello.
- How's it going?
- You're late, as always.
- Don't start, it's not a good day.
Get me a beer, I can't stay.
It's there behind you.
Late and in a rush, nice.
Two kings. What do you have?
Nothing, you win.
- You have nothing.
- I do, but
- Nothing.
- I do but I'm not playing.
- Show me.
- No.
- Show?
- I won't.
- Go on.
- Tano, I won't show you!
- Winner winner, chicken dinner!
- Fuck off!
So annoying.
You won, are you happy now?
Right, last round.
Smoke outside, Tano,
Carmen hates when I smell of it.
- I have asthma.
- Sure.
Hey, are the any laptops left
from the business?
There's one over there,
but I tried to use it and it won't start.
Pascual, take a look, I need it.
- Right now?
- Yes, it's for
- a business idea I have.
- Danger!
- Alejo has a new big idea.
- Smoke outside, man!
Fine, asshole.
How is Guille doing?
- He'll be 11 on Tuesday.
- Eleven!
He's taller than I am.
He's with his mom this weekend.
We can go out tonight.
I have to tell you something important.
Alejo, Tano, come in!
This is the spider one,
I can't figure it out.
- We managed to turn it on.
- It started?
- Yes, yes.
- Well?
- You were going to say something.
- Oh, yes.
Guys, listen,
I have to tell you something
Pay attention to me.
I don't believe it.
Like you and Carmen,
she told me you're rubbish.
- His asthma, his asthma!
- An asthma attack!
- Where's his inhaler?
- Calm down!
Where the fuck is his inhaler?
- It's up there, find it!
- Calm down!
- Get it in, get it in.
- That's enough man,
you're not inflating a fucking tire.
More, more!
Get him in the bathroom
so we can get him wet.
Come on, come on!
Calm down, Pascual, breathe.
Breathe, you're all right.
That's what Bitcoin is, basically.
Do you get it?
I don't understand shit, actually.
Is there money in there?
Let's see.
- What's that?
- A rollie.
- Money.
- Money. What is money?
A piece of paper we can buy things with
because we accept that it has value.
Well, Bitcoin is the same.
It's money, just virtual money.
If it's worth so much,
why did the previous owner
of the laptop leave it there?
He must have forgotten.
There are thousands of Bitcoins
lost on hard drives.
The true miracle
is that we were able to find
the alphanumeric code
that accesses the account.
How do you know so much about this?
I opened an account years ago.
I bought a Bitcoin
but had to sell it two days later.
Back to the point,
how much are those Bitcoins worth now?
Well, from what I've just seen
102 million.
Yes!
Fucking hell, yes!
We're rich, fuck! 102 million!
I'm going to buy a hangar!
We're rich!
Shut up, shut up!
Do you want the whole world to know?
They rob you here for wearing work boots!
We need to cash out those coins right now.
No, it's not easy
to cash out virtual coins.
It's difficult with
the current virtual volatility.
- If we overload the Big Data
- Stop, hold your horses.
For dummies.
Okay, okay, for dummies.
If we upload these Bitcoins
to the Exchange,
to the online currency exchange,
it would be a mistake.
- It would take months to move it.
- No, no.
That's a shit option, give us another.
Another option, eh
Wait until Monday
when the professional brokers open.
For a fee, they'll get an investor
to buy the lot directly.
How long would that take?
Well, with current demand,
it would take a few hours.
It's the safest option.
Let's go and party right now!
THEY'RE LOOKING FOR YOU.
ON THE WAY TO YOUR PLACE. GET LOST!
Hold on, do you want to go out right now?
What about the laptop?
Will we take it and lose it?
Or leave it here, where with our luck,
someone will come in
this weekend and steal it.
- What will we do?
- I have an idea.
The four of us go to a hotel
for the whole weekend.
We hole ourselves up there with the laptop
and first thing on Monday,
we go to one of those brokers,
sell the coins and join the club
with Amancio Ortega,
Florentino Perez and all those assholes!
There's a great hotel by my house
that's really affordable.
My in-laws always go there at Christmas.
- Tano, slap him.
- Shut up, man!
- Jesus!
- If we wanted to,
we could buy that shitty hotel
with your in-laws inside.
We're going to the best hotel out there
and we're getting
the most expensive suite they have.
Good idea!
Make a booking on your phone, go.
The best rooms, right?
- Good rooms, the best, expensive ones.
- Yes.
No, let's go.
Let's go now, let's go now!
Let's go! Come on.
I'll lock up here.
The hotels don't close, Alejo.
The sooner the better,
I'm already feeling allergic
to this working-class neighborhood.
Let's go. Let me drive.
- Why?
- I love driving, give me the keys.
I could get used to having a chauffeur.
- Come on, everybody in.
- Let's go!
Let's go, let's go.
How much is there?
- 100 million!
- 100 million!
Here, roll me up a trumpet,
look at this shit I've got!
- Energy for the trip.
- What the fuck is that, Tano?
Where did you get that?
We said we wouldn't make trouble
until Monday.
One time never hurt anybody.
Type into the GPS:
road to the best fucking life.
It's taking us straight
to a new happy life, a new happy life!
A new happy life! A hew happy life!
A new happy life! A new happy life!
Let's go!
Here we are, guys!
Shit!
- Fuck!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Are you stupid?
- I'm sorry, really.
I'll pay on the app, okay?
The redhead is fiery, huh?
- Are you okay, guys?
- Yes, we're good.
Listen, Lucas, when we're in the room
you'll call Carmen.
- Yes.
- Okay?
You tell her we're going
to Vigo, my cousin died.
I'm sorry to hear that.
- Not a word until we have the cash.
- Okay.
Where are we going?
- To your cousin.
- Lucas!
- To Vigo, Vigo!
- Vigo, fuck.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Look, look.
Look at this delicacy I just found.
It's been there since Lucas' stag.
- It's been there for 9 years?
- Was that 9 years ago?
It smells more like 30.
If you lose that computer
That's our future!
- I'll mind it, I'll mind it.
- You like money, huh?
- This is great.
- Cool, right?
- Need some polish?
- Park it properly!
God!
Wow, wow, wow, wow. This is amazing.
- This is it.
- Gentlemen, your room.
I'm sure you'll really enjoy it.
My name is Jos Carlos,
but you can call me Pocheen.
I'm here for anything you need.
Pusseen.
Oh, money.
Money, money, give me
- Here
- No.
- Here you are, Pocheen.
- Thank you, gentlemen,
enjoy yourselves, have a good time.
Alejo, you gave him my last 50 euros.
That's peanuts, man.
What's on this computer?
- 4,000 Bitcoins!
- What's on this computer?
4,000 Bitcoins!
We have 4,000 Bitcoins!
We have 4,000 Bitcoins!
We have 4,000 Bitcoins!
All right, in cash we have 30.55.
This is for tips.
Anything we can't charge to the room,
we pay with Lucas' credit card.
Guys, really, keep cool.
We just have to let the hours pass,
and Monday, the Caribbean!
Quiet, she's answering.
- Hi, darling.
- Hi, love.
Did you make it to Vigo?
No, we stopped at a hostel in Benavente.
We're exhausted,
but tomorrow morning we'll set off
and go straight
to Alejo's cousin's funeral.
Jesus, well, the hostels
in Benavente don't look half bad.
How is Alejo doing?
What do you think, love? A broken man.
A cousin is a cousin. Look, Alejo.
Carmen, I'm so happy to see you!
Like I said, a broken man,
he doesn't know what he's saying.
Darling, are you okay?
Yes, no. I'm just so tired, love.
Listen to me.
From Monday, listen to me
A new happy life.
A new happy life?
Guys, there's a nightclub downstairs.
If there's a nightclub, there are girls.
- I have to go.
- Lucas!
She didn't buy it.
She didn't buy it, she knows me,
- she knows I'm lying.
- Relax.
Honestly, guys, didn't you understand
we're just letting time pass?
We said we wouldn't leave the hotel
so we could protect our future.
- The laptop.
- Nobody is leaving the hotel.
Just go downstairs,
have a few drinks, celebrate
You're so charismatic.
- Give me your phones.
- No, why?
No external elements
that could put us at risk.
I don't trust anyone to resist
the temptation to call someone.
I'm not looking at anyone, Lucas.
What are you talking about?
All I think about is the discotheque!
- Discotheque!
- Give me the laptop.
Discotheque!
We need a six-figure code.
Just use a birth date or something.
Sure, from 1 to 6. Any easier ideas, Tano?
- The painting. The painting.
- What?
We're good, guys.
This was a good shot.
- Start the party!
- Discotheque!
Discotheque!
Discotheque! Discotheque!
Discotheque!
The first thing I'm going to do
is make a huge cinema in my house.
Do you know what I'll do
once I get the cash?
I'm going to hire the number one,
the absolute best,
to play football with me in my garden.
- Messi.
- Cristiano.
Morientes.
Forget about your garden,
check out the left corner.
Mother of God.
You said there were no chicks here.
I hope they don't have boyfriends.
Or that they do.
That they do and they're on Erasmus.
They're looking at us!
They're looking at me!
I'm going to get some drinks. Lucas, card.
Waiter, three more
and whatever those ladies are having.
Perfect.
They're coming over.
- A shot first!
- No, it'll bring you down.
What?
Hey, the Steering Kings.
My friend is boring
and won't take a Jger with me.
- Are you in?
- Yes.
I'm giving it up.
But I'd fall off the wagon for you.
I wouldn't want to lead you
down the wrong path.
Don't worry, he'll do the pushing.
Excuse me,
there's an issue with your card.
What issue? It's just dirty, blow on it.
Here.
- How much credit do you have?
- Up to 150 euro.
Jesus fucking Christ, Lucas.
I have more on my Primark card.
So you pay, smart guy.
I will pay. I'll pay for you, for them,
for the whole fucking bar.
I'm rich, for fuck's sake.
So am I. So are you.
I'm going for cash, don't scare them away.
Okay.
See you later, okay, my jewel?
- Curly, will you take a shot with me?
- I'll take two.
Two shots, please.
Hi, boring friend.
Is Sparky your friend, too?
Yes, we came together.
It's shit you can't smoke in here.
Those smoking areas were great.
That was a good idea.
Slenderman! Hold on a second.
Pocheen, Pocheen, sir. How can I help you?
- I need some money, urgently.
- Of course.
Right next to that boutique
you'll find an ATM.
Hey, how convenient.
Do you think if I take some out
and rub some butter on your ass,
it'll fit inside?
- I mean
- Listen,
I need someone to lend me money.
- I can't think of anyone.
- Oh, come on.
I'm sure there'll be someone.
If you can find someone,
I'll pay it back on Monday times ten.
You will have money on Monday, huh?
More than you can imagine.
But that's not the issue.
- You find it and you'll get 20%.
- Well
I can't think of anyone from here
but I have heard of some guys
- Have them bring me 10 grand.
- Ten grand?
Make it 12,000. 2,000 for you, Pusseen.
Just a minute.
It's nice being rich.
So, go on.
Will you tell me what you're doing here?
Because you're not
the usual clients at this hotel.
Oh, we don't look like five star people?
The van gave you away.
If you tell me, I'll tell you a secret.
Deal.
We're here because
we found four thousand Bitcoins,
which are worth around 100 million.
What?
I'm joking.
No, we're broke.
But we've been saving for months
for Lucas' stag,
the one with the loose jaw.
Oh, right.
What's your secret?
- I know you.
- You do?
- I've known you for years.
- I don't recognize you.
Great, thanks.
You obviously never noticed me.
No, I mean,
there are loads of girls out there
No, no, drop it. You're not fixing it.
- No, no
- No, it's fine.
Just for that,
I won't tell you how I know you.
At least tell me what you're doing here.
Won't you?
15TH UNIVERSE POETRY AWARDS
We're here for
the 15th Universe Poetry Awards.
- You're a poet?
- No, not me. My friends.
I'm an entrepreneur.
Build companies, fail, start over.
That sounds familiar.
Excuse me, another fizzy water
with a slice of lemon, please.
What are you waiting for?
- I don't know if she likes me.
- Are you serious?
You've been dancing together all night.
Go over there, say something nice,
and she's yours.
Got it? Something nice and she's yours.
- Something nice and she's mine.
- Honestly, kid.
Let's have a drink,
get you some Dutch courage.
Waiter, two whiskies.
I'll pay in a minute,
the money is on the way.
Tano Moreno and Pascual Hernandez,
what a surprise!
- Enrich Zapata.
- No way, the vein cutter.
I missed you guys!
My neighborhood friends.
- I mean, friends
- You look just the same.
Well, fatter, less hair,
bigger tits, but just the same.
You're just the same too,
with your notebook and attitude.
What are you doing here?
I'm here for work, that's going well.
Everything else is a disaster.
But today when my shitty life
was going to turn around,
I find you guys
and we can be together again.
His shitty life, says the vein cutter.
- Are these jowls new?
- Fuck off, man.
- Let's go.
- Are you still the Fantastic Four?
The five of us were inseparable.
Yes, yes. They're around here somewhere.
Will you be here later?
We'll look for you.
Don't wait too long,
this is a big place. Let's go.
Get off, fuck sake.
Let's go, he'll ruin our night.
Hey, you forgot about me!
Will you come dancing?
Has anyone ever told you
you're more beautiful
than dawn in the morning?
I'm sure they haven't.
Madam, drunkard,
come with me to visit my bank.
- There are three good things in life.
- Which are?
Eating.
- Drinking.
- And?
Tano, I'm really missing Carmen, I swear.
Lucas, give me a fucking break.
That must be them.
Good evening.
You wanted to see us?
You spend your life
waiting for a lucky break,
and suddenly, boom! It appears.
Don't be so cocky, we just met.
- No, I don't mean you.
- Yes, you mean me.
- No, I mean another lucky break.
- Yes.
I don't mean that you aren't, but
I think I'm taking her upstairs.
What do you think?
Great, Pascual, of course.
Go up and have a great time,
you have a lot to celebrate.
You know something?
Her name is Dolores, like my mom.
Cool!
So anyway, lucky breaks.
Are you sure you don't want
my chain as a deposit?
It's not gold,
but it's from my First Communion.
Don't worry.
Having some affection
for your legs will be enough.
Well, I like them
more than the chain, yes.
All right.
We'll return everything on Monday.
It has been a pleasure.
All right, let's go.
WE'RE ON A STAG!
- It's not nice to keep secrets.
- Shut it, man.
What's with the shirt?
This one? The Fantastic Four,
we're celebrating.
- Are the four of you here?
- Until Monday, for now.
But if we like it,
we'll be moving in, right?
All right, let's go. See you later.
Tano, if we're moving in,
I have to call Carmen.
Jesus Christ, you're ruining my night.
Yes or no? Yes or no? Yes or no?
- Hey, hey, wait.
- What?
- I have a question.
- What?
What will you want for breakfast?
Oh, are we sleeping together?
Clever little jewel.
- Hey.
- What?
Will you wait for me in 205?
Okay.
But don't take too long
or you won't get any breakfast.
- There's an open buffet tonight.
- Oh yeah?
Yes.
There's a buffet?
Let's go to sleep, I don't feel well.
- I want to dream about Carmen.
- Wait, wait.
I want to fulfill a sexual fantasy, look.
You want to fuck the security guard?
You're some idiot.
Come with me, keep quiet.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
Good evening, gentlemen. Getting some air?
My friend here had too much to drink.
He needs to freshen up a little.
Busy tonight, officer?
He's no officer,
he's just a security guard.
Sorry, forgive him, he's drunk.
Everyone knows that security
and the police are practically
- Practically the same thing.
- The fuck it is.
- The police can spell, at least.
- Don't fuck with me.
Would you sell me the uniform,
the belt, the lot?
What the fuck do you want?
Name a price.
Listen, you piece of shit.
I follow a code of ethics.
It's above money.
I wouldn't sell it for three grand.
What about five?
Tano, let's go.
Jesus Christ. I need the money, otherwise
- The gun, too.
- No, not the gun.
Yes, the gun, I gave you five grand, man.
- But no bullets, I don't want trouble.
- What are you doing?
- No bullets, no bullets.
- Let's go to the bathroom.
You can say you lost it at the gym.
Because if you say the library
All right, sorry.
How can Pascual be fucking so quietly?
I don't understand, really.
There's no need to scream like crazy,
but Jesus Christ,
it sounds like Oscar the Grouch
and a Playmobil.
Carmen and I
always watch this show together.
I'm sorry for lying, darling,
I'm beyond forgiveness.
For God's sake, you're a mess, too.
Oh, the cap doesn't fit.
How strange, my head is average size.
All right, here I go.
Come on, big guy. Come on, big guy.
Come on, Morientes! Let's go!
See you later.
Have you known each other for a long time?
Since we started school.
We've never lost contact.
Some of us have had it tough,
and others, worse.
Worse? Wasn't today your big lucky break?
Make up your mind,
you keep changing your story.
A. Your name is Alejo.
B. You're on a stag.
And C.
You like me?
A. Yes.
B. Not really.
C. Absolutely.
I mean I do.
My God, what have I done?
What have I done?
Honey, are you okay?
Dolores, Dolores, don't go!
You're doing great.
- What is going on?
- What's happening here?
I can't concentrate like this.
I don't know.
I just told her I really liked her.
- Where's Lucas?
- He came up with me.
Is that his voice?
I don't know if she'll forgive me.
Of course. I know that because
- she also called in tonight to talk.
- Lucas?
- Carmen?
- What an idiot.
Carmen, I love you, I love you,
I'm so sorry.
Oh, my head.
He's in the van. I'll kill him!
I'll go with you, I have a club.
Just a few casual drinks, huh?
Let's go.
Dolores.
Dolores.
What a group of animals.
Hey, where are you?
I'm so sorry, sometimes I lose myself.
It's like there's a bug in me
that makes me do bad things.
What the hell are you doing?
- I didn't say anything.
- Did you say where we are?
- I didn't, I swear on my kids.
- Your kids? Get him out.
- Get him out of there, fuck.
- I didn't say.
- Go, go, go.
- I swear, please.
- I swear!
- Keep moving.
I didn't call anyone!
- I didn't say!
- Let's go, fuck sake!
False alarm,
they're going back to the hotel.
Hey, your friend is a good guy, right?
- Who?
- Your friend!
Who? Alejo?
Yes, Mar has had
enough assholes in her life already.
He's the leader of the Fantastic Four.
Your friend won the lottery.
But you won the jackpot.
Did I?
Yes, but don't worry, she did just fine.
What did you mean by absolutely?
- Option C.
- Ah, yes.
- Well, here
- Or you could be quiet.
Okay.
Move and I'll shoot, asshole!
- Who's that?
- I don't know.
- Where did you get a gun?
- I told you last night,
I bought the uniform
from a security guard.
- A uniform, but not a gun.
- It's for a fantasy.
Not for carnival, fuck. It's empty.
Give me the handcuffs.
- Are you going to help?
- Yes, yes.
- We have to call the cops.
- Wait, wait.
We have a gun here.
And a very special laptop.
Before we call anyone,
we need to know who this guy is.
We have to search him. Lucas.
Look, look. There's something on his sock.
Rayito F.C.
Give me the phone.
- See if you can find anything.
- Okay.
Look, Rayito Football Club.
It's a team on the Madrid Local League.
There. Look who the goalie is.
Pusseen. Fucking Pusseen.
Let's send him a WhatsApp.
We'll write
"Done."
"Come up to the room."
He'll be here in a flash.
That was quick.
Let me. Give me the gun.
I'll take care of it.
Hi, Alejo. How's your cousin?
- The dead one.
- What are you doing here?
Look, my children,
how a family man can degrade himself.
I hope you enjoy your "new happy life"
and don't come home again
even to sign the divorce.
I guess that's your fiance
and two kids, right?
Carmen, Carmen.
Carmen, Carmen.
He answered. "Great. Be right up."
Leave it to me, I know how to handle this.
Carmen, Carmen, wait, wait, please.
Wait.
- Does Dad have a cold?
- No, love. That's not from the cold.
It's from cocaine.
Carmen, please,
I have something important to say.
Of course. You were going to Vigo, right?
To Alejo's cousin's funeral.
There's no funeral, no Vigo, nothing bad.
Well, there will be now.
- You better be ready.
- Carmen, please, Carmen, wait!
Hands up, don't say a word.
- Don't hurt me, please.
- Now you're begging?
- Pusseen.
- Pocheen.
Pusseen.
Don't try anything strange,
I'm a wild man.
I don't give a shit, I'm a wild man!
What were you looking for?
I don't know what you're talking about,
I saw the open door and
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I heard you talking last night
about Bitcoins and millions
and we wanted your laptop.
The Bitcoins was true?
So you found a fortune in Bitcoins
and you're spending the weekend here
to protect the laptop
and cash it out on Monday.
Let's continue.
Who is that?
Gorka, my brother-in-law.
- I'm sorry, really.
- His brother-in-law, for fuck's sake.
Carmen, please, I'm sorry.
It was all so fast.
You know what Alejo is like.
I think you're exaggerating.
Exaggerating? How? About the funeral?
About the table full of coke?
Or the two whores with you?
They're not whores.
- Dad, what are whores?
- And why do you take cocaine?
They watch so much TV
Sometimes women find themselves obliged
to offer sex in exchange for money.
And it seems like your father
wants to spend his money on that
rather than on Euro Disney.
No, no, no, Carmen, please,
I can tell you everything in 10 seconds.
- Sure, look.
- Come on, Carmen.
- There's a reason we're here.
- Seven.
- We had a lucky break.
- Five.
We found 100 million euro.
- Lucas, don't talk nonsense.
- It's not nonsense.
One of the computers we bought
for the failed business
had 100 million euro
hidden on it, in Bitcoin.
I swear.
We're rich.
- We're rich.
- We're rich.
Rich!
Don't shout, the kids are here.
Let's go to the bar,
I need a drink right now!
What are Bitcoins?
- Pocheen, you want to live, right?
- Yes, sir, I have 3 children.
You should have thought of that first.
They'll be orphans.
If you want to live, listen carefully,
because I've killed guys like you
for less than this.
Jesus Christ.
Get on your knees
and open your mouth wide,
it's going all the way in.
The gun, the gun.
Pocheen, you have three choices.
Option one, you choose option one
and we blow your brains out.
Option two, I pull the trigger
and you pray as much as you can
before you die.
It's the other way around,
if you pull the trigger
Will you shut up so I can
put him out of his misery?
No, don't put me out, please, sir!
- It's a turn of phrase, Jesus.
- Oh, okay.
- Option four.
- Three.
Yes, three. Option three.
We let you and your brother-in-law
out of here alive.
We let you go and throughout the weekend
you help us with everything we need
and don't say a word to anybody.
On Monday, as a reward,
we'll give you 30,000 to share with him.
- Give him the 30 grand, right?
- I can't work like this.
- It's just
- Well, I
I think I'll choose the third option,
I think it's most advantageous
for my situation, right?
- Do we have a deal, Pocheen?
- Yes, yes.
- Well that's that.
- Okay.
- Now let's all stay calm.
- What about the brother-in-law?
We leave him there until Monday
and give him salt water
to keep him hydrated.
- Sugar water.
- Salt water.
Fuck him, he didn't do a good job.
How much do we get each?
Because 100 between five
Between four.
- Am I not part of the group?
- You are.
That's right.
I've been left out since I became a mom.
This is my compensation
for unfair dismissal.
By the way, I'm getting boobs next week.
I won't go too far, a C, a D.
I'll test them out.
Hush, they're coming! Play it cool!
Lucas,
what exactly did you tell Carmen about
Alejo!
Great!
Welcome to the club.
Did either of you fuck my husband?
- No, no, I swear.
- We swear.
- Here you are.
- The gin tonic is for me.
The ice cream is for the kids,
can you take it to the casino?
By the slot machines. And some more fruit.
What's wrong, Pascual?
He scared a girl away.
Pascual, do you really need
a girlfriend right now?
We'll blow up the market, man.
I'm going to the bathroom.
What's up, Pascual?
I've been looking for you, where were you?
Hi, Enrich.
Why the long face? Love troubles?
- Something like that.
- Listen to me.
Pain of the heart
is the most painful pain there is.
I don't want to upset you,
but if there's every a reason
for suicide, it's love.
Suicide?
No, of course not. Don't do it, yet.
At least you've only been rejected once.
The whole world has been
rejecting me for my whole life.
All right.
- Here we are, jewel.
- Here we are.
If you need anything,
you know where my room is.
If I need something,
where did you say yours is?
Tano, I didn't tell you.
I'm really busy.
You're a little cocky, aren't you?
I'm busy too.
Big day ahead.
All right, sleep well.
- Ciao.
- Ciao.
- Ready?
- Yes, let's go.
Guys, we'll see you around.
Eight in the evening.
It's so cool being rich.
I feel brand new, guys!
What's up, brother-in-law? How are you?
Not great, I guess.
Come here, Tano, take a selfie with me.
You look so sleepy!
Jeez, you're excited.
Hey, the lines I had here for dinner,
where are they?
Sharing is caring, Tano.
Let's live it up a little, right?
Let's feel those millions!
Bores.
I'm exhausted.
I got a room for the kids,
they're fast asleep.
- Come here. How are they?
- Good.
- You're happy.
- Of course.
- You cheering up, Pascual?
- Yes, I might see her again.
Of course, stay positive. Here, pucker up.
- Who is it?
- I'll go, I'll go.
Carmen, don't move.
- Guys!
- Do you remember Enrich?
- Guys!
- The sad kid
Don't open, I saw him before, don't open.
Carmen, no.
Guys, you never found me! Alejo, Lucas.
Long time no see!
You're Lucas' girlfriend?
- You look the same.
- Great.
More tired, more wrinkles,
smaller tits, but the same.
Guys, can I come in?
I've no plans until tonight.
There's a spa downstairs.
You can only stay
two minutes, Enrich, I'm really busy.
Of course.
We have to give back
the good karma we've received.
If Enrich wants to be
with his friends for a while,
- we'll enjoy it, right?
- I do want to.
I want to.
All right, tell us about your life.
I don't know if you know
that Lucas and I got married.
Oh, sorry, the room is such a mess.
- No, I don't want to bother you.
- You aren't bothering us.
- You aren't.
- Carmen, don't be annoying.
You can fuck right off,
I said he's staying.
- Right, Enrich?
- Carmen, you're scaring him.
It's just a toy, it's so light, look.
So, what's new with you?
- Enrich, tin, tin
- Well, I'm here for work,
that's not going badly. But love, sex,
friendship, family, health
That's all going worse.
In everything else,
surviving until I die. Like all of us.
But I feel like my life has changed,
the five of us are together again.
- I missed you guys.
- So did we.
If I'd have had one of these
in my worst times
What a pity.
But from now on,
it's all good times. Right?
Life is too
- Didn't the guard take the bullets out?
- That's what he said.
- Is he dead?
- He's missing half his head, so
- We have to call the cops!
- No, no way.
What about the gun?
With Carmen and Tano's prints?
Shit, shit, shit!
Fuck sake, we've spent
our entire lives having bad luck.
Now we finally have some good luck,
let's do whatever it takes to enjoy it.
- Shit, it's security.
- Security? What will we do?
Open up right now or I'll call the police.
- What do we do?
- If he comes in, we're fucked.
- I said to open up!
- But if he calls, it's worse.
Open this door!
I don't want to get angry.
Open up this door!
Lucas, clean up. Lie down.
Hug Enrich, pretend you're asleep.
- Why me?
- Clean yourselves up.
- Open the door!
- This smells of blood and sandwich meat!
Fucking disgusting,
it's all in my face, God!
He's looking for the key.
Open the door. Wait!
He can't see this wall.
- Baby, I love you.
- I love you too.
- What's going on in here?
- Nothing, why?
- Evening, officer.
- Officer.
What was that noise? Was it a gunshot?
Gunshot? Oh, a gunshot!
- He hasn't had much French champagne.
- Oui, oui.
He likes it.
What's that?
Alcohol is a terrible thing, officer.
It's a stag party
and these two are sleeping it off.
Guys, wake up, this officer is here.
- He's really out of it.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- Yes.
Officer, these uniforms really turn me on.
I get so horny. Soldiers, firemen,
- UNICEF recruiters
- Miss, please, this isn't
Time, place, no.
This is very strange.
It's very strange.
So you'll spill the beans right now
or I'm calling the police.
- No, no, there's no need.
- No.
We're not just here on a stag party,
we're also here for
For
CELEBRATE YOUR WEDDING WITH US
For the wedding.
- The wedding.
- Yes. Stag, wedding. Always.
We're guests.
We didn't want to say because
our cousin went a little too far
- He went nuts.
- No, no.
- Yes, yes.
- His cousin is the groom.
Gentlemen, I've brought
the cards and envelopes
you requested for the wedding gift.
- About time, Pusseen.
- Yes, yes!
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
- Pocheen, you know them?
- Yes, of course.
They're guests at the wedding
this evening.
I don't like weird things in my hotel
and this is very weird.
So I'll be at that wedding
and I'll make sure
that you're telling the truth.
If you aren't, I'm calling
the police right away, right away.
- Got it?
- Got it, yes.
Call whoever you have to call.
- Sorry, mate.
- Pocheen, man
Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead.
Sir, wait a minute,
we want to request some requests.
Jesus Christ, what a mess.
I'm glad I chose the right option,
you guys obviously don't hesitate.
No, we didn't kill him.
You don't have to explain.
I work in a luxury hotel,
I've seen much worse.
Worse?
Back to the point.
- Put the gun in the safe.
- Me?
- Yes, put it away.
- Okay, okay.
Pocheen,
we need your help.
Right, well
That's different.
You must understand that
The price for ignoring a gun
isn't the same as for cooperating
with murder.
He's no fool.
How much?
Well, you had offered 30 thousand
but I think, given the circumstances,
it would be fair to increase to
35 thousand.
That's fair. That's fair.
You've got balls of steel, eh, Pocheen?
All right, let's get to work.
While we go through the wedding
and get rid of the security guard,
you'll leave this room spotless.
- All right?
- okay.
- Enrich is dead.
- Listen to me.
Nobody can bring Enrich back,
it wasn't our fault.
But if we do things right,
we can still fulfil our dreams.
As long as they don't see us, perfect.
Do we know their names?
Yes, Vicente and Leticia.
What's the deal,
is fucking Terminator
going to be watching us all night?
- Ignore him, he'll get bored.
- He won't stop.
I'll punch his lights out
Handsome! Handsome!
- Handsome!
- Handsome!
That must be the groom.
God, he's some looker all right.
Vicente, you beaut!
He's coming, act natural, act natural!
Smile, smile, smile!
Vicente, you look incredible!
I'm so glad to see you, congratulations!
Who are you?
Come on!
You don't recognize us?
We're
Vicente, come on.
- We're
- Leticia's cousins, from Denia.
Yes, Denia.
We're from Denia.
Of course, the cousins from Denia,
I'm so glad you're here!
How are you?
I'm so glad you came!
We were so excited to meet you, Vicente!
- Cousin!
- Vicente!
You'll have to forgive your cousin,
she's been acting strange all day.
She went upstairs but she'll be back soon.
She doesn't have to come,
we're doing fine.
I have to go, guys,
see you later!
Thanks for coming!
- Enjoy!
- Thanks, congratulations!
He's going to kick the shit out of us.
- Rightfully so. I want to leave.
- Calm down.
What are you doing here?
I was invited to this wedding.
What about the poetry contest?
Pascual's face will be poetry
in ten seconds time.
- Long live the bride!
- Long live the bride!
- Long live the bride!
- Long live the bride!
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's go.
No, no, back, back.
Come back, come back.
Shut up, the bride is coming this way.
Why? This is a nightmare.
Act natural.
Smile and act natural.
Dolores?
Sweetheart, your cousins from Denia.
Hi.
Cousin, congratulations!
- You look beautiful.
- You really do.
Go over there,
you don't look happy to see them!
Of course she's happy!
She loves us, her cousins from Denia!
Right, Pascual? Especially Pascual.
She can't get enough of him.
- Tell him.
- Yes, yes.
Now you can relax, be happy,
enjoy your dinner
and then tell your husband
about the good times
you've spent with your cousin.
Really!
Okay, see you later.
Long live the newlyweds,
I hope you're very happy.
See you later.
- Do you know the bride?
- I do.
So does Pascual,
he practiced the wedding night with her.
- I need an explanation.
- Why are you crying?
- I need to know why she left like that.
- For fuck's sake.
Maybe she realized that riding a stranger
- the night before her wedding
- No, no.
She even lied about her name.
It's not my mom's name.
What a pity.
Pretend you're having fun,
the security guard is high as a kite
and watching us still.
- Long live the newlyweds!
- Yes!
- Yes!
- Yes!
Why didn't you tell me
you were coming to the wedding?
Because the bride didn't
want you to know it was her bachelorette.
What could I do?
Off to bed, officer, good night.
Pain in my fucking ass.
Alejo.
The security guard left.
Pocheen told me the room is ready.
- We're good to go.
- Finally.
Tell the others,
in five minutes you empty Enrich's room,
put everything in the van
and we'll blow this joint.
I don't know what's going on,
is everything okay?
I wouldn't exactly say okay
Not really.
Do you think this is fair?
It's better to sneak into a wedding
than into a bed.
Pascual, I was drunk.
I'm sorry, really.
Let's give it a try, Dolores.
Let's give love a chance.
Pascual, I just got married.
I have to go.
You still haven't told me how you know me.
Earn it before you leave.
I don't care how you know me
and we haven't even kissed.
I haven't told you
the full truth from the start, well,
at the very start, I did.
But then, no.
I want you to know
you're that incredible idea
that you can't get out of your head,
Steve Jobs' iPhone,
Bill Gates' Microsoft.
Or Amancio Ortega's turtlenecks.
Good luck.
My name isn't Dolores,
it's Leticia.
You're just going to leave?
Telling me that you're sorry
and wishing me luck?
Why did you fuck me last night,
Letica?
You fucked your cousin?
You whore!
- Those damn cousins!
- Hold him back!
I'm sorry.
- Let's go, let's go!
- Run!
Let's get out of here!
Leticia!
All clean.
The body is in the bath
on ice so it doesn't smell.
Get it out and wrap it in a rug.
I'll deal with the gun and the laptop.
- Where's the painting?
- What?
The painting, where is it?
Oh, don't worry, I already got rid of it.
It was covered in brains.
You did what?
Where are the cousins?
Where are the cousins?
- I need a drink.
- Come on.
Stop, they're in here.
Pocheen, where the fuck is the painting?
I put it in a bag and threw it away.
No way!
Hey! Hey, stop!
They don't open, for safety.
- What?
- Mother fucker.
No worries, I know what to do
in situations like this.
What the fuck would you know
about these situations?
You've never faced a situation
like this in your life, Alejo.
Move, for fuck's sake.
A situation like this.
In a situation like this
we smash the fucking window.
- Will we go downstairs?
- We will.
Look at this. Loads of copies of a book.
"Ode to Zamora".
No, no, wait, wait!
Stop! Stop! Hey! Hey!
Stop the truck, open up the back!
- What?
- Open up, I lost something.
Close that door.
Shit!
Either you open the truck
or you're swallowing this thing.
All right, okay, okay.
Listen to me, you really like this guy.
Why else would we be chasing them?
- Go up and talk to him.
- I don't know what I want.
I always manage to get myself in trouble.
Zamora, I'm intoxicated by you.
Zamora, I am drunk
on the liqueurs of your beauty.
Your cathedral is the phallus
I dream of.
Concave sex.
Bosoms in the breeze
- Boobs
- In the breeze.
Vital orgasms.
What sort of freak would like this.
Mr. Cirne.
- What now?
- I don't know.
He's an hour late.
- Mr. Cirne?
- Look.
"H. Cirne".
Enrich!
He changed it.
He changed it.
Will we get the hotel to open the door?
What do we do?
What do we do?
It's better to regret what you did
than what you didn't.
- There's always a proverb.
- Go and get him!
Give me a hug, go!
Hi.
Hey!
How can I see what's been crushed?
I don't know, I just load the bins,
the truck does the rest.
I'm an architect.
Oh, this one is going up.
- Where are you going?
- To the slot machines.
Come.
Come on, little gamblers,
I'm putting you to bed.
You've spent enough coins.
It doesn't matter, we're rich
and my dad's friends are, too.
My dad found a laptop with 4,000 Bitcoins.
Kids have such imagination!
Mr. Cirne?
No answer.
- Look at me.
- Cirne, are you there?
"Poetry competition", blah blah blah,
"the renowned but
never seen in public H. Cirne
- will finally be here to present"
- Mr. Cirne?
- "Ode to", the boob book.
- Lucas.
You have to pretend to be Enrich.
That horny bride messed with your mind.
How could Enrich be a famous poet?
Look at me.
Enrich, God rest his soul, is
- Was.
- Was.
- Sensitive, boring, and
- And depressing.
And depressing.
If you said he was a DJ, I'd be surprised.
But a poet
According to this,
nobody has even seen him.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
You're the Carmen Mola of poetry.
Okay, let's go.
Will we tell the organization to decide?
Okay, let's go.
Hello!
Sorry, I was showering sadly,
like a poet, and didn't hear you.
Sir, we've been trying to contact you
for quite some time.
You have to be at the ceremony
in 10 minutes.
Ceremony?
Yes, you're presenting
the third award at the ceremony.
The ceremony. Ceremony-ony.
I'll get dressed and be right down.
See you.
Well? Did you get it?
No.
Who is it?
What?
Lucas is Enrich?
Thank you all for another wonderful event.
We knew
Come through, please.
Such a range of emotions
- Are you Mr. Cirne?
- What?
Yes, Cirne, "H.".
You're exactly what I imagined.
- Manuela Caldn, we spoke on the phone.
- We did.
It's a privilege for you to choose us
for your big reveal.
I couldn't fight it.
And I'm delighted.
Hey, a rhyme!
I'm just brimming over with them.
Sorry
This will take a while, right?
You're on in two.
Two minutes. Of course. Great.
There's no saving me now.
Here they come.
- Where is he?
- In there.
We lost the code for the safe,
I'll tell you on the way.
Let's go, we'll explain.
One of the most important moments
Thank you.
It is an honor
- It's time.
- Thank you, yes.
Wouldn't you rather
No? It was worth a shot.
so important to our poetry.
None of us have ever seen him,
but we all admire him.
A round of applause to welcome
H. Cirne!
Hello.
Good evening.
I can't see a thing.
I can't
Let's get to it.
The nominees
for the Best Publication by a Celebrity,
there are awards for everything.
are...
Miki Nadal for Fractured Heart.
Vanesa Saez for
Raw Women.
And Teo Cardalda
I do know who you are,
buddy!
For This Time is for Me.
All right.
The winner is
Let's see.
Let's open the envelope.
Nerves!
Tension!
Miki Nada for Fractured Heart!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't want to go without highlighting
something as emotional
as receiving this award tonight.
You're here, Cirne.
Cirne, you are
an inspiration to all of us.
For fate to have decided
to bring you out of hiding
to give me this award
makes me say
Lady Fortuna
has provided. Thank you.
Of course,
I have to ask, now that you're here,
for you to make us all a little happier.
How can you do that?
By reciting a verse, please.
- No, no, no.
- Please.
- Thanks, but
- Please.
I don't want to impose
- Recite a verse!
- Please.
Recite a verse! Recite a verse!
Recite a verse!
Will you shut up, he doesn't know any!
- I don't want to impose.
- No.
Of course.
I'll recite one, sure.
Okay, okay.
I'll recite one.
All right.
I'll recite a new poem,
because we all know the old ones, right?
Well,
as the poems dedicated to Zamora
have been so popular,
I decided to do a trilogy,
like Back to the Future,
like Lord of the Rings.
But in poetry, right?
Sad vibes.
Zamora.
I'm getting drunk in an hour.
Zamora.
When I observe your cathedral,
a whiskey and coke tastes phenomenal.
Zamora.
I'm getting drunk in an hour.
Time passes.
Nice for a think
while I'm finishing my drink.
A little more. Do a little more.
Of course.
Fine.
Boobs, dicks, a flower.
Zamora, I'm getting drunk in an hour.
That's it.
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
Bravo!
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks. Yes, go ahead.
Selfie!
I know how to get the code.
Thank you, thank you.
No
Not this one.
- No.
- It has to be in one of them.
No
- Here.
- There it is, come on.
- Seven. Six.
- Seven. Six.
- Three. Nine.
- Three. Nine.
- Four.
- Four.
- It's a number short.
- What?
- It's a number short.
- There aren't any more.
- It's covered in the picture.
- Shit!
Check the other pictures.
No, it's not there.
It has to be!
- Don't worry, we have 10 chances.
- No, no.
If you're wrong three times,
the safe shuts down.
No fucking way, man.
No way.
What do we do?
What do we do?
Try another four.
- Four?
- Yes.
We're the Fantastic Four, right?
Go on.
- All right.
- Go, go, go.
Four
- Shit!
- Fuck!
Shit.
Five.
I'm missing, right?
You always leave me out,
- it's five.
- Try five.
- Go on.
- Okay.
- It'll be five.
- All right.
- Shit!
- For fuck's sake!
God!
Try six.
With Pocheen.
He's earned it.
Go on.
Here I go, all right.
Six, six, six.
Wait, wait!
My brother-in-law has something to say.
Two!
The missing number is two.
Are you sure?
How I not be?
Twenty hours in this room,
I know the painting like back of hand.
Well, two.
Two. Two.
Let's go, two, two.
- Yes!
- Get in!
- Let's go!
- Yes!
We did it, guys!
I can't believe it!
- Get the laptop!
- Get the laptop and phones!
Unlock those cuffs, he's earned it.
I'm going to the bathroom
and then I'll get the kids.
All right, let's go.
- Hello?
- Good evening, gentlemen.
Who is it?
Let's say it's someone you have a debt to.
Oh, the guys from the bar.
Hi, it's Tano, from last night.
Don't worry, you'll have
your cash first thing on Monday.
I couldn't care less about the money
I gave you last night, Mr. Antonio.
That's chump change
compared to what your friend owes me,
that's why you ran from us yesterday,
Mr. Alejo, isn't it?
Mr. Botn, I swear
I'll pay you every last
Don't worry about that money.
Consider it a gift.
In exchange, I want all of your Bitcoin.
I hope you will provide it
if you want to see
your wife and children alive again.
Don't hurt them, please.
Kids, say hello to Dad.
Dad, we're having a great time!
- Marcos!
- They have nothing to do with this.
It's a matter of opinion,
and only mine matters.
Give me the computer
or say goodbye to them.
You have ten minutes.
All right, let's stay calm.
- I know what to
- What did you get my kids into?
What debt is he talking about?
My children, Alejo.
- Carmen will kill us.
- All right, stay calm.
Don't worry, he's bluffing.
They won't hurt them, right, Alejo?
I don't know.
They're loan sharks.
I borrowed money when my granny died,
I thought I could pay it back
but things got worse
and I kept asking for more.
That's why you were in
such a rush yesterday, right?
That's why you fled the neighborhood.
You tricked us to get us here.
Say it.
- Fucking say it!
- Yes, I lied, I'm sorry.
I was going to say goodbye last night.
I was running away to London
because they were coming for me.
I'm sorry.
We're going in a minute, okay?
Hand over the fucking computer.
There's nothing to consider.
- I have a plan.
- No, no.
No, Alejo, no.
This is no time for your plans.
- Carmen is right.
- Listen, please.
- I think it could work.
- Work?
Listen, Alejo,
we've trusted you since we were children.
Since then, we've fucked up
over and over again.
In primary school,
in high school, in business,
we always fuck up over and over again.
I don't regret it, I swear,
we've always followed you,
you and your crazy ideas,
always, but this is too far.
We're talking about my children.
You're right, Lucas.
You're completely right.
I'm asking you to trust me
one more time, I know,
I know. But trust me.
What do you think?
I think it's a kamikaze plan, honestly.
It will work.
We need to deliberate.
The four of us. You tricked us.
I need to speak to them privately.
You really did trick me,
starting with the fucking funeral.
We accept your plan.
We accept.
But we won't hand over the computer
until we have Mar and the children.
They accepted.
Go on.
Let them leave first.
When they're in the lift,
you get the computer.
How do I know you have it?
Go.
You still have to tell me how we met.
Let's go, quick, let's find Mom and Dad.
Go, go, go!
There it is.
NO CODE NO BITCOIN!
That's just a screenshot.
The computer is locked.
You need the code to access the Bitcoins.
The code to unlock it.
I don't know it, I swear.
My friends locked it
and didn't tell me the code.
But if you do as we ask, they'll send it.
Fuck.
- All right, in.
- Come on, inside.
Come on.
Marta, Marta!
- Marcos!
- Are you okay?
Yes? Really?
What is going on?
What do you want?
There's a body in the bathroom.
You have to get rid of it.
Burn it, disfigure it, whatever.
But if it's ever found,
make sure it has my ID on it
so it looks like me.
I want to switch identities
with the deceased.
Get me a passport in his name
and a flight for tomorrow
to the Caribbean.
The Caribbean.
Fuck, fuck!
God!
Fucking madman, the Caribbean.
Just like that.
I'm just asking for a forgery,
not for you to dress well.
The body.
The passport.
A ticket to the Caribbean.
All right. Fine.
The code?
There's one more thing.
We want 42 million euro.
By transfer, right now,
to this bank account.
42 million.
Yes, the extra two
is for a friend and his brother-in-law,
they've earned it.
Your finger.
What?
Your finger.
No, no.
How do you know
we won't beat the code out of you?
Because I swear I don't know.
Once they receive the transfer,
they'll call with the code.
These are our conditions,
otherwise you can kill me.
If they don't receive the money
in two minutes, they'll call the police.
Fuck, fuck!
The Bitcoins are worth
more than 100 million euro.
If you subtract our fee, that's 58,
58 million euro,
clean and legal, for one day of work.
It's crazy. It won't work.
- That's what I said.
- Silence, please.
We're going to need your ID.
42 million.
No way.
I've never seen so many zeros.
Mafia dickheads.
What?
The code is "mafia dickheads."
Easy to remember.
Alejo, are you all right?
Perfect.
I told you these people
are good at talking.
Thanks, gentlemen.
Until next time.
You're not going to keep your word.
I have the Bitcoins.
You've forced us to get rid of one body.
One more won't be a problem.
You already knew
this was going to happen, right?
Mr. Alejo.
It was worth a shot.
Jesus.
Real friends last forever.
You don't choose your family,
you get what you get.
But you choose your friends.
You laugh with them,
share disappointments that always arise.
You imagine dreams
that don't often come true.
I know, because now that I'm dead,
I realize that the best times
were when I was with them.
And you know that when you need them,
they'll always turn up.
Alejo, those guys are still there, right?
They hear you, Pascual.
Okay, perfect.
I hope this isn't disappointing,
but we took the Bitcoins back.
We didn't really trust you
and so, we
had a plan B that we didn't tell Alejo.
If anything happens the laptop
or we lose it,
I took a picture on my phone
of the alphanumeric code
so we could access the Bitcoins.
With that code we can use any phone
to access the virtual wallet
holding the 4,000 Bitcoins
- and transfer them to an account.
- What account?
Mine, I have one.
It's empty, but I have it.
Why did you do that from the start?
I don't know, I didn't think
with everything going on,
I got distracted by the brother-in-law
Enrich blew his head off, Dolores
Okay, we have to ask Alejo
because this is dangerous.
The gangsters are about to call.
If they don't let him go,
we have the Bitcoins to bribe them.
So that's what we did.
The Bitcoins are ours again.
Give me the phone.
Dickheads, are you listening?
We do keep our word.
Just as we agreed,
we'll give you the fucking coins.
But we'll give them when you do your part.
When Alejo is in the airport,
about to go through security.
That's impossible, we need time.
Fuck you. Drop Alejo at 8:00 a.m.
at the airport security line
with a new passport.
All right.
At 8:00.
Alejo, by the way,
this was Pascual's idea,
I can't fucking believe it.
Fuck!
The master plan of spending
a calm weekend at the hotel
was a complete fail.
First of all, because
we didn't even stay until Monday.
On Saturday night
we all disappeared.
I decided to switch identities
because I wouldn't be missed.
If anyone looked for Enrich,
well, Enrich
traveled abroad.
That day I was born again.
I decided that from then on I would live
so that when I was really gone,
I'd be missed by lots of people.
Now, I can enjoy a second life.
Avoid the mistakes from before.
The best part
is that I've realized that to do that,
I don't have to die.
Relax.
I'm worried about the kids, Carmen.
They're on the shore, with armbands,
and we hired a lifeguard to watch them.
Come here, will you.
My love.
Hey,
what if we hire a tutor
to teach them here?
Do you think rich kids
need to study nowadays?
If we go back to Spain, definitely not.
No way.
Just to keep them busy.
Well, that's true.
It's been an hour.
Can we swim now?
Come on, little shark!
Oh, you're dangerous! She bites!
Excuse me,
could you take a picture?
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
It's for my mother, Dolores.
Your mother's name is Dolores?
Yes, just like me.
Has anyone ever told you
you're more beautiful
than dawn in the morning?
Sorry, sorry buddy.
Sorry. Come on, Moro. Next goal wins.
Come on, Tano, the score is 9-0.
I'm paying, so I choose the score.
No fancy footwork,
this isn't for the Ballon d'Or.
The pseudo-rich have no class.
You're incredible, you're incredible,
what well-spent money.
We never said a word to each other
in our whole lives,
living in the same neighborhood.
Incredible.
We were probably too imposing,
we were older.
We were the Fantastic Four.
Well, I thought you were
the Four Losers, but okay.
So, I guess
a girl like you wouldn't want
to do business with a loser like me.
I was thinking of business this time.
The competition is losing
its entrepreneurial spirit, I see.
Shut up and kiss me.
Help! Oh no, help me!
SOS!
Carmen!
- What!
- Come here!
Come here!
Let's jump in!
Come on, Moro,
you're even more handsome in person.
All right, Tano.
Moro, for fuck's sake, stop tackling me.
Get over it.