Hotel Underground (2024) Movie Script
1
(dissonant music)
(gentle music)
(mysterious music)
(telephone beeps)
[Dr. Blassie] Hello,
it's Dr. Blassie here.
The good news, Tommy,
is that you are fully
recovered from the injuries,
and there are no longer
any physical restrictions
for your day-to-day activities,
but I would highly encourage
you not to fight again.
It's too much of a risk.
Get ready
[Policeman] Police
informant Frank J. Murphy
is suspected to be misleading
with investigations
into union corruption.
Investigations have
revealed shared interest
with Union Deputy
Jimmy Clements.
They're both now
under investigation.
Baby, now
Yes, right now
Six days do your work, on
the seventh day do rest
La, la, la, la-la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la
[Policeman] Crystal Kai
is our person of interest
related to the disappearance
of her missing daughter,
Debbie Kai's former
partner Ben Valli
who is the respondent
in a family violence
intervention order.
La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la
La-la, la, la
(woman grunts)
[Policeman] Heroic SAS
Captain Ricky Montanaro
has been reported missing.
Look what I found.
(driving rock music)
The rules are simple.
We know you already
know the rules,
but it's important
we repeat ourselves
because breaking the rules
will not be tolerated.
(woman grunts)
Now, you're gonna get to see
our Hotel Underground
guests win to live,
lose, they'll die.
(woman cries)
(melancholic piano music)
When our guests lose,
they're checked out
and sent to the doctor.
[Policeman] Warrant the arrest
of Dr. Brian Ucher.
No one
will ever hear of these
people ever again.
[Policeman] It is believed
that he is in hiding
with Nurse Beverly Bowman.
We have a new
admission, Dr. Butcher.
[Policeman] Who disappeared
during our investigation.
So where is it?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
This is a secret place.
This is not even on
the council plans,
Frankie and I made sure of that.
(woman screams)
(melancholic piano music)
It could be anywhere in this
great, big, beautiful city.
(electric fence buzzes)
$20,000 door charge.
Break the rules as a patron,
And you'll be checked
into Hotel Underground,
and you don't want
that to happen.
So be sure to follow
the rules, patrons.
(group mutters)
Once you pay, I
will blindfold you
and escort you to the cars.
Our boys will drive you
to Hotel Underground.
No peeking.
(duo laughs)
Welcome to your
friendly butcher (laughs).
(melancholic piano
music continues)
[Policeman] Prizefighter
Johnnie Keeper
has been missing
since he committed
the stabbing of world
champion Tommy Majic.
It is believed that
fight promoter Yuri Kolov
may have information
of his whereabouts.
I hope you have fun
at Hotel Underground.
[Suzy] So James is
organizing for you to get
picked up from the airport.
Thank you so much for making
it back for the wedding.
Seriously, I could not
imagine it without you.
Anyway, have a safe flight,
and I'll see you soon, Akira.
I can't wait.
(melancholic piano music)
(whimsical music)
A-hunting we will go
A-hunting we will go
(jazz lounge music)
A-hunting we will go
A-hunting we will go
All for Hotel Underground
The place that we call home
I can't believe you're
getting married on the weekend.
What about us, Suzy, seriously?
I know, James.
But look, I really
have no choice.
Please don't worry.
We'll still go on
seeing each other.
What hubby doesn't
know doesn't hurt him.
You have to understand that if
I wanna stay in this country
this is the only way
to make it happen,
unless you marry me.
You know I can't do that.
I can't even look after myself.
I'm dependent on my parents
and the government welfare.
If I
If I could marry
you, Suzy, I would.
(James sighs)
Of course, James.
I understand, but for me,
it's the devil you choose.
I don't wanna go
back to Finland.
I mean, I love Finland,
but I found my home here
with you and my new friends.
Besides, hubby-to-be
looks out for me.
I did meet him
before you, James,
so it's not that easy for me.
I thought
I thought you were
just friends with him.
Sure, I am.
Believe me, I did
see him as a friend.
I still do.
But it's the devil you choose.
I don't wanna have to end up
flying to and from
Finland all of the time
and being away from you
and my life several
months at a time.
Please try to understand.
I mean, look at Akira.
We've been best friends
since university.
She has to fly back to
Japan to extend her visa
just to be able to get back
for my wedding this weekend.
Now, that really sucks.
(jazz lounge piano music)
We're still gonna have
Tuesdays, though, right?
You're gonna come.
We'll still have that.
Nothing changes
between us, James.
(jazz lounge piano
music continues)
You know you're gonna look
beautiful in this dress.
Thank you.
Thanks, James.
Oh, please remember
to pick up Akira.
It's flight JL45,
8:25 in the morning.
(ominous music)
(upbeat rock music)
What are you doing?
Shut up and hold my rat!
No, no, no, no, no!
Hold her!
No, no, no, no, no!
We have to get you
ready, sweetheart.
Huh?
(laughs)
Why?
Have to get you ready.
Don't, don't, don't.
If you stop squirming,
we can hurry up!
Okay (sighs).
(duo laughs)
(Akira moans)
Isn't she pretty, Pixie?
Pixie?
Isn't she pretty?
Oh, Pixie, hello.
(birds chirp)
(alarm rings)
(couple moans)
Good morning, babe.
Oh, god.
(man yawns)
Good morning, babe.
Good morning, beautiful.
(lips smack)
(man moans)
I'm getting too old for this.
(laughs)
Ah, man.
(whimpering) It's so early.
What do you think...
of me fighting again?
Oh, geez.
No, listen to me,
I think I should.
You're really gonna
start today out this way.
We can really use the money,
and you just can't keep paying
for everything on
a nurse's wage.
I didn't marry
you 'cause you're
some cashed-up prizefighter
that could pay my
way through life.
I chose you for you.
And that's what
I love about you
is that we don't even fight.
But when we do,
it's about money.
Look at me, do you know what
it feels like to know as a man
that your wife pays
for everything?
Baby, that's... that's
not a good feeling at all.
It balances out.
I want you to get a
job when you're ready,
but I don't want
you to fight, Tommy.
I mean, you promised
me when we got married.
I don't wanna be stressing out,
worrying about you all the time.
You know that.
I mean don't you remember
the broken limbs,
broken bones, I mean,
brain damage, Tommy?
I mean, what about your back?
What about what
happened to your back?
Babe.
I know.
We were there together.
You was there for me.
I was there for you.
You're all in one
piece right now,
and I want it to
stay that way, okay?
Besides, it was a promise.
I know.
Hey.
God dang it.
(Tommy sighs)
You wanna fight?
(Tommy groans)
Fight me.
- Oh, really?
- Come on.
Now, you're a big
tough girl, huh?
You're a big tough girl.
Come on.
- You got one fight,
- Show me what you got!
And you get dropped.
(laughs)
Quit tickling me!
Show me what you got!
Really?
Quit tickling, you
know I'm ticklish.
You promised no fighting.
You're the one that
said, "Hey, let's fight."
- Me?
- Yeah.
You wanna fight?
(Cindy squeals)
Ha, look, what you gonna do?
Pinned you again.
(Cindy moans)
Hey, I love you.
I love you, too.
Love to hear the robin
go tweet, tweet, tweet
Rockin' robin
Now we're gonna shower.
(Cindy laughs)
Rockin' robin
Yeah, blow rockin' robin
'Cause we're really
gonna rock tonight
I'm warning you, I'm
a very powerful man.
That's him.
- You know who I am?
- Well done, boys.
Do you remember me, scumbag?
Do you know who I am?
- Wrong question.
- What the fuck?
I ask the questions here
and I have the answers.
Yes, I do know who you are.
You're the next challenger,
nothing more, nothing less.
I'm warning you, I'm a very
powerful man and you will pay.
I'm Brad Grey.
We really don't care
who you are, Brad.
We just wanna see you play,
win to survive, that's the game.
It's really simple.
This is no joke.
I'll have people looking for me,
and when they find me...
Silence!
This is no joke.
(sighs)
This place doesn't exist,
nobody knows you're here.
There is no getting out.
See, back in the old
building construction days,
we buried bodies deep in the
concrete under the building
so the bodies would
never be found.
But that became a little boring.
So I wanted to find a new way
to punish people like you.
This is the new way, my way.
My good buddy here, Jimmy, my
union friend, had this built,
and it's not even on
the council plans.
So like I said, it doesn't
exist and neither will you.
What the fuck?
When my men find
you, you will pay!
See, that's incorrect.
I'm the only one that gets paid.
- When my men find you-
- I wanna see some action
from this loudmouth.
Frank!
I will make sure you'll pay.
Looks like he's gonna be tough
in the mouth if you ask me.
You will pay, you
got that, Frank?
- Just relax.
- OK.
I know you've come
here to be entertained,
and that's exactly what
I got lined up for ya.
The first match will be a
match made at the altar.
You bastards!
(men laugh)
There's no way home.
(laughs)
[Brad] You bastards, you!
(jovial music)
Thank you.
Good health, Frank.
Now, let the show begin.
(applauding)
You've got us all way
too curious, Frankie boy.
Welcome, distinguished
guests, to the Ring of Death.
Welcome to the
Hotel Underground.
(Brad groans)
(group laughs)
The rules are very simple.
Win to survive.
Lose, you die.
And, if you refuse to fight,
I'm going to unleash
The Brute on you,
and he will finish it for you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the
first challenger in the ring
and the groom, from Stanley
and Grey Solicitors,
the king of ripping off his
clients, Bradley Grey, MD.
(crowd laughs)
What made you think I
wouldn't remember you?
(crowd laughs)
Ladies and gentlemen,
his opponent is taking
her early steps up to the altar.
(dramatic music)
(crowd claps)
From Helsinki, Finland,
the sexy Suzy Saari,
who seems to think
it's all right
to cheat on her husband-to-be,
because she's gonna get papers
that'll keep her in
Australia, Jimmy.
- Disgusting.
- Fucking bastard!
("Bridal Chorus")
And there's more.
I have organized a
triple death match.
Did I hear myself say
triple death match?
Yes.
(crowd applauds)
("Bridal Chorus" continues)
The third spoke in the
wheel is Lover Boy Larry.
(crowd applauds)
(James grunts)
James?
Oh, thanks for correcting me.
I didn't know his name.
We just organized this at
the last drop of the hat.
(crowd laughs)
And before we
commence the match,
I have one more special guest.
To ring our bell all
the way from Japan,
Suzy's bridesmaid,
Akira Fujiyama.
Akira, I'm so sorry!
("Bridal Chorus" continues)
(Suzy cries)
Suzy!
[Frank] Let the match begin!
(crowd cheers and applauds)
(bell rings)
(heavy rock music)
(James grunts)
(blow lands)
Get up, how dare you!
You say you need nobody
Here we go again
[Crowd] Oh!
I see the pain inside you
You ain't fooling me
You're not a mystery
Fucking Suzy, you bitch!
I don't want you
to hurt him, Brad!
Mr. All the Time,
Mr. Blow My Mind
(slap lands)
(crowd groans)
Yeah, come and look
at Mr. Fool, hey
I get so tired of your shit
You don't want me to hurt him?
(punch lands)
(crowd groans)
The rain can't
hide your tears
I see right through you
And it's tearing me apart
(blows land)
We all need a superhero
To save us when our
world is crashing down
We all need a superhero
Come on, stand up!
Be a man, be a man!
For all I know
No one is unbreakable
(blows land)
(electric guitar solo)
You try to be somebody
Jumping all around
with any girl in town
And with your perfect body
Standing on your own,
feeling all alone
[Crowd] Oh!
Mr. All the Time,
Mr. Blow My Mind
Yeah, come and look
at Mr. Fool, hey
(blows land)
I get so tired of your shit
And the winner is Suzy Saari.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give her a big hand.
(crowd applauds)
Just try to let it go
(blow lands)
Suzy (grunts)
(blow lands)
They say death do us part.
I guess he's mine now.
(ominous music)
(men laugh)
Boys, take Akira
out to the cage.
Come on, now.
Complimentary
breakfast (laughs).
Eat up
In you go.
(Speaks Japanese)
(suspenseful music)
No, thanks.
Welcome to Hell.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Debbie.
I'm Akira.
Thank you for your
help, domo arigato.
Nice to meet you.
Akira, follow my advice...
and you'll learn to
survive in this hellhole.
Yes.
(ominous music)
Yeah.
Aren't you cute?
Ooh, you're so cheeky!
You having hot dog tonight?
(laughs)
(laughs) Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yes.
(melancholic piano music)
(thunder cracks)
(rain falls)
I have someone I
want to see dead.
Well, what are you offering?
Two million dollars
to see Tommy Majic dead.
I'm sure Frankie and Jimmy
can arrange that for you.
(men laugh)
(upbeat EDM music)
- Ow!
- Thought I told you
not to come around
here no more, man.
There's a lake
around the corner.
Why don't you go have
a bath or something?
What's on the menu today?
(laughter)
What a loser.
Come on, man, there's plenty
of jobs out there, ain't there?
- Go on, buddy.
- Leave me alone!
Let me drink my dinner in peace.
Piss off, ball boy.
(upbeat rock music)
Dudes, it's Tommy Majic.
Who?
[Thug] What you
gonna do, old man?
Yeah, what are you
gonna do, old man?
Get the fuck out
here, you has-been.
Whoa, easy now, friend.
(upbeat rock music continues)
Here, have some lunch.
Nah, brother,
you enjoy it, okay?
(upbeat rock music continues)
It's the little
things driving me wild
Can't take it no more
Can't take it no more
It's the little
things driving me wild
Feels like I'm losing myself
Feels like I'm losing myself
It's the little
things driving me wild
Can't take it no more
Tania!
It's the little
things driving me wild
Feels like I'm losing myself
Feels like I'm losing myself
(music stops)
You.
Get out of the way now!
You, come here.
Look, I have good money.
If you let me go, no one
will ever know...
Please!
(laughter)
Oh, I'm sure some
of that money's mine,
and do I look like I need it?
(lackeys laugh)
You know what?
I'm so sick of you, and
because I'm so sick of you,
we'll let you go.
Please.
If you win.
Bring it on, you bastard.
Get the beast ready, right.
Fuck me, fuck.
(lackeys laugh)
Not him.
And let the show begin.
Please, it's not fair.
(heavy metal music plays)
Let me go.
Let me go.
(heavy metal music continues)
Nice work, Frankie.
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm going to introduce
to you the challenger,
my ex financial advisor,
and he's my ex financial
advisor for a very good reason,
(group laughs)
Mr. Norman Linden.
And our undefeated champion,
the madman of the mat,
the beast of all
beasts, The Brute!
Let the match begin!
(blow lands)
(heavy rock music intensifies)
(glasses break)
Falling into the darkness
You're far from the light
(blows landing)
Can't run from
their deadly game
They've taken your rights
Sick minds without a soul
(Norman screams)
(Norman crashes)
Sick minds without a soul
A sickness out of control
In a show to watch you die
(arm cracks)
(Norman screams)
There's no turning back
You'll face the livid beast
The Brute is
called to attack
Sick minds without a soul
(neck cracks)
(Norman crashes)
Sick minds without a soul
A sickness out of control
In a show to watch you die
(Norman crashes)
(crowd groans)
(crowd applauds)
Spoken your last words,
no more words of advice.
You know what to do with
this piece of trash, boys.
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
another special guest
checking out of the
Hotel Underground.
(group cheers)
- Good work, Frankie.
- Good work, Jimmy.
Take care of that, Tania,
and then go take care of
our guests with drinks.
I've got a friend who
wants to see you match
your boy up against
a real fighter.
We wanna see you gamble
The Brute
up against Tommy Majic.
Check this out.
(upbeat music)
[Frank] What's it
gonna be worth, Jimmy?
Two million dollars.
Have we've got a deal?
We've got a deal.
I'll take care of it 100%
Perfect, perfect.
(jaunty piano music)
(eerie music)
Nurse Black, pass me
the meat cleaver, please.
(eerie music)
Chop chop Dr. Butcher
(Butcher chops)
Welcome to his world of pain
Chop chop Dr. Butcher
Clearly is a man insane
Ooh!
Chop chop Dr. Butcher
Finger food for
the little ones
and make sure they
share it equally.
Mm, fresh (laughs),
fresh food for the babies.
That's so lovely.
(eerie music)
(dramatic piano music)
(man groans)
(electric fence buzzing)
(laughter)
(building rock music)
(man giggles)
It's in our blood
It's all we need
Flows through our veins
now, can't you see
Our true love
is rock 'n' roll
It's all I ever wanted
(water flows)
It's everything that I am
Why waste your
life on bullshit
When you can
truly feel alive
I still remember laughter
From the kids
out on the street
[Cindy] Tommy, I love
you more than anything.
I didn't marry you 'cause you're
some cashed-up prizefighter
that can pay my
way through life.
I chose you for you.
[Announcer] Tommy Majic!
(Tommy grunts)
What have we just
witnessed here?
Johnnie Keeper has stabbed
Tommy Majic with a knife!
[Cindy] Don't you remember
the broken bones, ribs,
your back, what about your back?
[Announcer] I am
simply lost for words.
[Cindy] I don't
want you to fight.
You promised me.
Tommy Majic has been
seriously hurt.
[Cindy] I don't
wanna lose you, Tommy.
Tommy, Tommy.
(birds chirp)
(cane knocks)
Tommy.
Tommy.
(Tommy grunts)
Tommy.
(Tommy grunts)
The door.
Get it.
(laughs)
Tommy, I'm not dressed.
Okay, hang on.
(more knocking)
Hang on!
Tommy, there's word
going around town
that you're running a
little short of cash.
Who the fuck are you?
What business is it of yours?
He's the boss.
Yeah, he's the boss, the boss.
Ease up, big fella.
No way to talk to a
man in a wheelchair.
Might get yourself
hurt, right, boys?
(man laughs)
Mmhm.
And I'm sure that
pretty little lady there,
she doesn't want
to see that happen.
It's all business.
I'm offering you to
fight next Friday.
If you win, you get 200 grand,
even if you lose, you still
walk away with a hundred.
Look, I appreciate it.
I don't fight anymore.
Ah, come on, don't be stupid.
(Frank sniffs)
This is no publicity, no media,
200 grand I'm offering you.
And if you walk
away and you lose,
you still get a hundred grand.
(laughs) Easy
peasy, right, boys?
(man laughs)
Totally.
Look, thanks, but I
don't fight anymore.
Don't let your back
injury stop you, Tommy.
I'm not actually asking you.
I'm telling you to
take the 200 grand.
And if you don't, we
might have to teach
your little lady a lesson.
Hey, hey, let me
tell you something.
Like I told you, old man,
I don't fight anymore.
Now, get the fuck
away from my house.
(door slams)
Why you let him go for, boss?
You should let us kick his ass
and play with his girlie.
(laughs)
Yeah, boss, that
girlie has it for me.
She was giving me the look.
Did you see it (laughs)?
I saw it, I saw it.
That look in her eyes.
Boys, boys, let's go.
Brutality and violence
always isn't the answer.
I'm a gentleman, you know that.
Let me tell you something.
Tommy'll be fighting
next Friday night,
and we won't have
to spend a cent.
(lackeys laugh)
La, la, la-la, la, la
A-hunting we will go.
(tinkling piano)
Let me fix your
dress, tough girl.
(tinkling piano)
(distorted voices)
And you're almost ready!
Aren't you excited?
(distorted)
They say death do us part.
I guess he's mine now.
You're almost ready.
[James] I can't
believe you're getting
married on the weekend.
What about us, Suzy?
You're almost ready.
(sighs) So pretty,
so pretty, so pretty.
What's your problem,
what's her problem?
What's your problem?
[White] She's weird,
I don't like her.
[Black] She is
weird, isn't she?
[James] I can't believe
you're getting married.
What about us, Suzy?
[Black] Like my rat?
Her name's Pixie.
[James] What about us, Suzy?
What about us?
Hotel Underground
You're weird.
(gentle piano music)
(piano music)
(piano music ends)
Hello, Frank, good
to see you again, sir.
Hey, Jimmy.
This is my good buddy, Yuri.
Yuri, nice to meet you.
Welcome to the Underground.
Pleasure to meet
you, too, Frank.
I call him my
captain of payola.
I like that.
And for two million dollars,
I want to see Tommy dead.
I can take care
of that for you.
Good,
So what do you think, Frankie?
Have we got a fight?
You just let me
take care of it.
Let's not talk about it now.
Let's give Yuri
some entertainment.
Bacon, you go to
the woman's cage,
and you take out
the Japanese girl
and get Pop to go to
the the men's cage
and grab the two boys out.
And Rufus, you go to
the rehabilitation room
and bring the girl
from Finland out.
We'll see how the girls
face up against the boys.
And, if they win,
I might have a little
surprise for them.
(laughter)
I don't know what you
mean, but I think I like it.
So do I, Yuri.
I like to have bacon for
breakfast, too.
We have plenty
of that (laughs).
I like your sense
of humor, Yuri.
Yes.
(all laugh)
- You two.
- What, no, no!
(unintelligible shouts)
(driving rock music)
It is, it is, it's
what you really see
No, it's not all make belief
Wake up, wake up,
are you ready tonight
Prepare to fight
for your life
Don't let them check you out
No way home from
Hotel Underground
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Death Ring.
Welcome to the
Hotel Underground.
(crowd cheers)
Challengers, the
rules are very simple.
Win, you live.
Lose, you die!
This is a no holds barred,
boys versus girls
double team match.
(driving rock music)
And all the way from Japan,
we have Akira Fujiyama.
[Crowd] Oh!
And all the way from Helsinki,
Her partner
Sexy Suzy Saari.
(driving rock music continues)
And their opponents tonight.
Two obnoxious,
arrogant, young clubbers
who thought they could
insult me by calling me
a silly old man when we
bumped heads in a nightclub,
which, by the way,
happened to be mine.
(audience laughs)
These young clubbers
think they're very cool.
Yasam and Haseem, we'll
see how cool you are
when these young
girls kick your asses.
Let the show begin!
Hold onto your seat, boys.
(dramatic music)
(punch lands)
Come on.
(blows land)
(man grunts)
(blows land)
(dramatic music)
(Suzy crashes)
(man crashes)
(kick lands)
(man screams)
(body cracks)
(man crashes)
(man crashes)
(blows land)
(music slows)
(gentle music)
And now, it's time
for that little surprise
I was going to give you.
Tania, the swords.
Distinguished guests,
these two ladies are
experts with the sword.
The winner will be rewarded
with a month off fighting
and all the food she can eat.
This is a match to the death.
Remember girls, if
you refuse to fight,
we'll bring in The Brute,
and he'll end it for you.
(fence clangs)
(Suzy grunts)
(Suzy crashes)
(Akira grunts)
(dramatic music)
(kick lands)
(heartbeat thumps)
We have to fight
with the swords, Akira.
No, I can't, oh, no.
(crying)
(heartbeat thumps continue)
If we don't, we're
both gonna die.
At least this way, one
of us will survive.
(Akira sobs)
Let's have a fair fight, sister.
(Akira sobs)
[Frank] The rules
are very simple.
Win, you live.
[Group] Lose, you die!
(girls sob)
(Akira speaks Japanese)
(deep breath)
I understand.
(dramatic music)
(women grunt)
(swords clash)
(dramatic music)
(blows land)
Knock me out
[Crowd] Oh!
Look, Frank, we
ain't got a winner.
[Frank] These two are useless.
It's time they checked
out of the Hotel.
Get them out to the mincer now.
I might like want to see that.
[Frank] Let's
concentrate on Tommy.
If we bring Tommy in, it will be
the match of the year, trust me.
You better.
(door rattles)
(gentle music)
We have two new
patients, Dr. Butcher.
Thanks, Nurse Black.
And my little friend,
what do you want tonight?
Meatballs or steak?
Your choice.
(laughs)
What's that?
Yeah, that can be done, yeah.
(laughs)
You're gonna be dinner.
If only I can get
you in the ring,
you fat fucking piece
of no good shit.
(suspenseful music)
Leave me alone Ben!
(suspenseful music)
Don't!
What is happening?
Piss off, you old bitch.
Leave my daughter
alone, you bastard!
Don't touch my daughter!
Mind your own business, Mom!
You'll never talk
to me or my mother
like that ever again.
I didn't sleep with him, Ben.
(aggressive rock music)
You will never touch me again.
(aggressive rock music)
(punch lands)
(aggressive rock music)
(music slowly fades)
You will pay one day.
I will destroy you,
you bastard, Ben!
(punch lands, huge crash)
Pack up your troubles
in your own kit bag
And smile, smile, smile
One day mommy will be back
again, mommy promises.
What are we gonna do about it?
Take those two out the back
and have some fun
with 'em first.
(duo laughs)
And he doesn't have to know.
Shh, no one needs to know.
Come on.
The children are hungry.
Ooh!
(knife chops)
I love you.
(tense music)
I love you (laughs).
That's so nice,
it's your dinner!
(Butcher laughs)
Debbie, why did you
leave your mother?
Come back home,
just come back home.
(lighter clicks)
(distant rock music)
(loud rock music)
Live life loud
This is a rock revolution
We live life loud
Come on, man, I
don't want any trouble.
(thugs chatter and laugh)
Come on, man, just let me go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Can't these
streets get any peace
from you freaking idiots?
Maybe we should teach
you a lesson, too, old man.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Well, hell, let's dance.
(upbeat rock music)
How about you and I make sure
we never see each other again.
I'll take that as a yes.
High five, big guy.
Let me hear you scream
This is a rock revolution
We live life loud
There ain't no
other solution
We live life loud
This is a rock revolution
We live life loud
Scream and shout, let it out
Live life loud
How are my two precious girls?
And mine.
Time to make my bacon sizzle.
- They're almost ready, boys.
- Nearly there.
Are you sure this
was Frankie's idea?
- Duh.
- Of course.
Women.
What the fuck's going on here?
Aren't these two
meant to be dead?
Whoa, just relax.
Just don't tell the boss.
We just wanted to have a
little fun with them first.
If you two don't want the
boss finding out about this,
then you should piss
off and let me have
a little bit of a alone time.
I ain't gonna say
no to that, man.
Piss off outta here.
You got it, you've
got it, you got it.
- You come here.
- Help, no!
(groans) Come on!
Come on!
You little bitch,
come here, come here!
Don't fight with me, stay there!
Don't you fight with me!
Don't you fight with me, stay!
Get off her, you pig!
(intense rock music)
(hard driving rock music)
(man screams)
Come on!
(blows land)
(crash)
(man screams)
(kick lands)
Suzy.
Nurse White did what?
She lost the girls, boss.
It was all her fault,
all her fault, I promise.
Take her to see the doctor.
You know what I mean.
(dramatic music)
Can I replace her?
I want you to take me to
the Hotel Underground.
No, no, no.
You're not ready yet, kitten.
You're our nurse in training.
I don't want you anywhere
near the doctor's bench
before you need to be there,
sweetheart, all right?
But I do have the right
replacement in mind.
Yeah, yeah, one day, though,
one day, my darling, one day.
But Dr. Butcher,
it was all her fault.
Yes, yes, doctor, her fault.
She did it, you tell her.
(Butcher groans)
Echo's hungry.
You gonna feed her?
(Butcher groans)
Hey, Doctor, can I
have a breast piece?
You can have a
thigh if you want.
Ah, beggars can't be choosers.
And we gotta feed
the little ones.
- They're hungry.
- What's a matter with you?
Why you shitting yourself?
Oh, I'm all
good, I'm all good.
It's just... yeah, she did it.
- All right.
- Just blame her.
All right, she looks
a bit white to me.
Looks like a bit
like chicken maryland
(all laugh)
Stupid bitch.
(Butcher laughs)
(distant laughter)
[Butcher] Can we make
a roast out of her?
[Black] We don't
have time for a roast.
We can deep fry it like, KFC.
Oh, yeah,
definitely, definitely.
- Finger-licking good.
- Finger-licking good,
Yes, but we're
gonna do it my way,
'cause KFC's chicken's
a bit too oily.
La, la, la-la-la,
la-la, la, la
(ominous music)
(ominous music)
(radio chatters)
(ominous music)
(ominous music)
(radio chatter continues)
La, la, la-la-la,
la-la, la, la
La, la, la-la-la,
la-la, la, la
(radio chatters)
(ominous music continues)
A-hunting we will go
(ominous music continues)
(floor creaks)
A-hunting we will go
A-hunting we will go
(ominous music continues)
(distant rock music)
I want to hear you scream
It feels good to be afraid
Scream, That's how
the game is played
Scream in anger,
lust and pain
Scream and I will remain
(furious guitar solo)
Babe, you left the door open.
Hey, babe, ran into those
freaking idiots again.
(door closes)
Babe?
Cindy!
Cindy!
(birds chirp)
(door closes)
Ah, of course, you're
always working.
(shower runs)
(energetic music)
It's gonna be really good
for you here with us, kitten.
But if you don't do as we say,
Tommy's gonna die a
really nasty death.
You're gonna have
one dead boyfriend.
Bastard!
(men laugh)
(continued nasty laughter)
[Bacon] Oh, mercy.
Hey, Jimmy, how are
we gonna get Tommy?
You're not getting it, boy.
He will come to us,
'cause now we have the bait.
(all laugh maliciously)
(Cindy sobs)
Go and get Tommy.
(continued laughter)
(Cindy sobs hysterically)
(slap lands)
(Jimmy sighs)
Just what I thought,
a real firecracker.
(upbeat electric guitar)
(music slowly fades)
(ominous music)
(inaudible conversation)
(tension filled music)
(men laugh)
And you know the deal we
gave you, kitten, yeah?
(ominous music continues)
(Bacon laughs)
Hey, hey!
(men laugh)
Cindy?
(dramatic music)
Cindy!
Hey, Cindy!
(Jimmy laughs)
Cindy!
Let me have her boss.
No, no, no...
She wants me.
(men laugh)
Get down on your knees
and be a good little kitten.
Cindy, no, please!
NO! CINDY!
No, Cindy!
(melancholic music)
Cindy!
(group laughs)
Cindy, no, let
her go, you bastard!
I will fight!
(Rufus breathes)
(Jimmy laughs)
I will fight, you let
her go, and I will fight!
No, Cindy!
You hurt her, I'll kill
each and every one of you!
Cindy!
Cindy!
No!
Cindy!
Let her go you bastards
and I will fight!
Cindy!
Cindy!
You hurt her, I will
kill each and every one
of you bastards!
Let her go!
Cindy!!!
Cindy!
NO!!!!
(Rufus exhales)
Oh, I can't wait for my turn.
(Rufus and Black laugh)
[Jimmy] That is a picture!
(Jimmy laughs)
(distant laughter)
I'll fight, just don't
hurt her you bastards!
I will fight!
[Jimmy] She's got
a mouthful, Tommy.
Oh, she's got a mouthful, all
right, my friend.
(laughs)
You're making me
sweat, oh, blimey.
Don't hurt her,
and I will fight!
(melancholic music continues)
(deep, satisfied exhale)
(Rufus laughs)
[Jimmy] Here, put this on.
You're my new
playpal now. (laughs)
[Jimmy] She's ours now.
(Jimmy laughs)
(ominous music)
Get your hands off me,
no, please, no, no, no, no.
No, please, please, not me.
Not me.
(ominous music continues)
(heavy metal music)
(punch lands)
(painful scream)
(blows land repeatedly)
(body crash)
(body crashes)
(bone cracks)
(grunts)
(driving rock music)
(unenthusiastic applause)
(ominous music)
Get me that one.
(distorted laughter)
(hard driving guitar rock)
(blow to the head)
(arm bends)
(woman screams)
(blows land)
(men laugh)
(men laugh)
(woman screams)
She's a feisty
little one, isn't she?
Stop, stop.
(body crashes)
That was just a warm up to
show you what can happen.
We're not sexist here, are we?
- No, no
- Definitely not.
(driving rock music continues)
I want to make this a
little more interesting.
Brute, step aside.
Bring me Debbie Kai.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
Debbie Kai to the ring
who's gonna fight our
challenger, Feisty Fiona.
Let the match begin.
(driving rock music continues)
(bell rings)
(blows land)
(series of grunts)
(Debbie grunts)
(blows land)
(Debbie grunts)
(grunts and body crash)
(crash)
(blows land)
(kick lands)
(Debbie crashes)
(lullaby music)
(music ends)
We have another
patient, Dr. Butcher.
Yes, I do think we have.
She's a pretty one, isn't she?
Yes, yes.
Where have you been hiding?
You been playing with
the bodies again?
What would you like
for dinner tonight?
You're gonna misbehave?
You go in the cool room
What shall I have tonight?
I've gotta cut
back on the sodium.
Not good for my figure.
(Black groans)
Go for her babe! Hit her!
(blow lands)
(women groan)
(blows land)
(ominous music)
Come on, babe,
rip her head off!
You can do it.
Rip her, rip her head off.
Rip it off.
(grunts)
Make her feel pain.
Pain.
(Debbie crashes)
(Butcher laughs)
(peaceful music)
The hell's going on here?
She's not ready
for the mincer yet.
Check her back into the hotel.
Useless, I'm
surrounded by idiots.
Bacon, get me out of here.
(sighs)
Surrounded by idiots.
(deep sigh)
(peaceful music)
(laughs)
What are you even
doing here, you old prick?
(peaceful music continues)
[Group] Fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight!
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
(man grunts)
(group groans)
(cage rattles)
(peaceful music continues)
(bone cracks)
(crowd moans)
(peaceful music continues)
You have your very own room
right here at Hotel Underground.
Now, you make yourself
at home, all right?
(door closes)
(silence)
What am I doing here?
(ethereal voice speaks)
What am I doing here?
You've got a
changeable nature
Always, always, always
Changing your mind
There's a longing
in your eyes
Hard to satisfy
Here's the reason why
(items crash)
Take it easy.
I just wanna get out.
Take it easy, Cindy.
(Cindy sobs)
(sobbing continues)
I just wanna get outta here.
I wanna go home.
(trembling breath)
I wanna go home.
You're home now.
(ethereal laughter)
Please take me home.
(ethereal voice laughs)
(upbeat music)
You fucking bitch,
it's your time to die.
(shriek)
Get your fucking hands off me!
(grunts)
(blow lands)
(head butt lands)
Set me free
Save me from your
justice
We have a guest.
(woman screams)
(body crashes)
(driving rock music)
We're all guilty
We'll return to forever
(fence rattles)
(screams) Die!
Fucking die!
(crash)
(blow to the head)
(crowd gasps)
Back!
Get...
Tommy, Tommy Majic.
It's an honor, I'm Les.
Hey Les.
(driving rock music continues)
(blows land)
(driving rock music continues)
(neck snaps)
(crowd groans)
(crowd applauds)
(jazz lounge music)
I like this guy.
(jazz lounge music)
(blow lands)
(crowd gasps)
(crowd gasps)
Stop, stop!
I'm feeling a little generous.
Let the old man go, he
fought a good fight.
I'm Ricky.
Bitch
You hear, he call you bitch.
(Jimmy laughs)
You a bitch.
(Jimmy laughs)
Brute, hand him
over to Kitten.
(upbeat music)
You okay?
Ehh...
I told them that I
was friends with you.
They invited me
over for a drink.
(group laughs)
- I'm really sorry, man.
- It's okay.
I had nothing else to do.
(group laughs)
Take him sweetheart.
(upbeat music)
(music stops)
- We have a special guest here...
- Cindy, Cindy!
Who has kindly volunteered
to fight this Friday.
I would like you
to welcome the one
and only ex-world champion,
Mr. Tommy Majic!
Welcome to the
Hotel Underground.
(excited chatter)
Put your hands together...
Here, no one gets out.
What the hell are you
talking about?
No one knows this place
even exists, mate.
You fight to win.
You lose...
and we will show him exactly
what goes on in this place.
You die.
(laughs)
And we will see
you next Friday.
Hey, Frankie, what about
doing something tonight?
Put bag on head...
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've decided to
have a warmup match
for our hero Tommy Majic
to get used to the ring.
(sniffs)
I think I smell a blindfold
match coming.
(laughs)
Nice work, Frankie, nice.
I like my idea, bag on head.
(laughs)
[Jimmy] I like it, too, Yuri.
The main event
tonight is featuring
our special guest
Mr. Tommy Majic,
who has kindly accepted
to wrestle blindfolded.
[Crowd] Oooh!
And if you want
to see her alive,
you know exactly what
you've got to do.
(driving rock music)
(smoke hisses)
(man grunts)
(door slams)
(body crashes)
Johnnie Keeper?
(relaxing jazz music)
Oh. Ah...
Mister, can you
hold on a moment?
Ladies and gentlemen,
our opponent tonight,
is a public relations manager
from the telecommunications
giant,
United.
Mr. Peter Farrel,
whom I call Mr. Phony Farrel.
He thinks it's okay
to put me on hold
for a very, very long
time, waiting endlessly.
And then when he comes back,
he promises to call back
later and never does.
But you still want your
bill paid by the due date,
and he can't even
provide a service.
But he still wants money
and threatens to
cut off my service.
Well, I'm not waiting anymore.
They're not waiting anymore.
And they're not waiting anymore!
We want to see you punished.
Am I right, everyone?
(crowd cheers)
And you will pay my bill.
(ominous music)
(driving rock music)
Competitors, the
rules are very simple.
Win, you live.
Lose, you die.
And if you refuse to fight,
I'll unleash The Brute upon you
and he'll finish it for you.
Crossing our nation
Hunted like a wild fox
Chased by a
bunch of mad dogs
The prize on my head
keeps their motivation fed
Bang, bang, here I
am, taking what I can
I'm an outlaw,
outlaw on the run
Always on the hunt
Just one step ahead
of them, yee-haw
(bouncy country music)
Redneck blood gets bouncy
with hope to collect a bounty
While neglected wives sure
like spicing up their lives
Hand on the glass of whiskey
is always kind of risky
Guns at the belt
and in my pants
Will be used to my advance
Bang, bang, here I
am, taking what I can
I'm an outlaw,
outlaw on the run
Always on the hunt
Just one step ahead of them
I'm an outlaw...
(bodies crash)
(blows land)
Having my kind of fun
(man screams)
(song stops)
(arm cracks)
(driving rock music continues)
Again I'm riding
through the nowhere
For what seems to be forever
Trying to lose my tail
'cause I'm too
young to rot in jail
Sleep with one eye open
it's the path I've chosen
For thrills and
for attention
You American pig!
(spits)
I'm an outlaw,
outlaw on the run
Always on the hunt...
Let me go, please!
(grunts)
Ummm...
Nope, I'm checking him out
of the Hotel Underground.
Take him to meet the doctor.
(chuckles)
Oh, what... what you say?
Is that fresh?
Doctor, we have another guest
checking out of
Hotel Underground.
You know what to do.
(Butcher laughs)
Your screams
Chop, chop Dr. Butcher
Welcome to his world of pain
Chop, chop Dr. Butcher...
Tommy Majic versus
The Brute Johnnie Keeper
in their highly
anticipated rematch.
Minimum bid's
$200,000 for this one.
200,000...
Take it or leave it!
I'm a regular!
This is one of a dozen
exclusive seats for a rematch
the whole world wants to see.
Not even I will get to see it.
I would do anything to
be in your shoes, people.
She does have a point there.
- 300.
- 350.
400,000.
I haven't got
that kind of money.
220K?
(buzzer sounds)
450K.
For the two of us.
(bell dings)
All bids are in!
(organ fanfare)
Spots are all booked.
(grumblings)
Mwah!
(laughs)
That's my girl.
(quiet lounge music)
(inaudible)
Drinks for the girls, please.
Ladies,
let's raise our
glasses, thank you.
Shall we toast to tomorrow
night's big event?
- Yes.
- Cheers, everyone.
(glasses clink)
Good health, Frank.
Thank you, Jimmy.
What you gotta
remember Yuri is
always expect the
unexpected with Frank.
Oh yeah, cheers to
that, Jimmy.
What's all this about?
Not your concern, sweetheart.
I agree with Carol.
I want to know about this.
This is sounding very exciting.
Tamara, girls, be quiet.
Gentlemen, I've had an idea.
Why don't we bring the
girls along tomorrow night?
I'm sure we can cater for 'em.
But girls, on one condition,
you can't say
nothing to anybody.
Right?
Ladies, gonna be a killer night.
(group laughs)
(vocal lounge music)
(ends with piano flourish)
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)
Oh yeah, let's get this
party started right now
(shaky breathing)
Welcome home, Cindy.
Are you having fun at the
Hotel Underground, Cindy?
- Cindy?
- Yes, Nurse.
(ethereal voice laughs)
You're home now.
(distant) - [Jimmy]
You're one of us now...
(ethereal voice laughs)
[Jimmy]
(unintelligible)
(distant female laughter)
(loud crashing)
After, you get what you want
You don't, want it
(door creaks)
Welcome ladies and gentlemen,
please come through.
Oh, that's Tommy Majic,
retired world champion!
Huh!
You gonna die tonight,
you gonna die tonight!
(group laughs)
Boo!
(laughter)
Boo!
Boo!
(sporadic laughter)
(lounge piano music)
Welcome to Friday Fight Night.
Welcome to the
Hotel Underground.
(crowd cheers)
God, you guys are crazy.
Not as crazy as you
were last night, my sweet
Oh, haha, you!
Tell us the surprise already.
God, the excitement's
overbearing.
Yeah, the excitement
is overbearing.
- Tell 'em, tell 'em!
- That right?
(lounge music)
Well, you girls
wanted to be here,
we don't want to wait
for the festivities,
then...
we'll give you
your surprise now.
Yes!
(clapping)
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have a little surprise.
We have a little warmup match.
So Tamara and Carol,
are you ready for your surprise?
- Yes.
- Sure.
Let the show begin.
(group cheers)
(clapping)
Ooh.
Competitors, the
rules are very simple.
(women cry out)
If you win... you live.
- If you lose,
- You die.
And if you girls
refuse to fight,
I will unleash the Brute upon
you and he will finish it all.
Now, before the action begins,
I have one more
little surprise...
and you didn't think
I'd leave you out,
did you, Debbie?
Can you bring in
Debbie's surprise,
Mrs. Kai!
(lively piano jazz playing)
Mom!
Debbie, Debbie, oh, Debbie,
my child!
(crowd mutters)
Cindy!
Let me go!
Cindy, Cindy!
Debbie, Debbie!
(audience shocked)
(men laughing)
(crowd murmurs excitedly)
(slap lands)
(crashing)
Let me go, I want
to talk to my child!
Debbie!
Welcome to the
Hotel Underground.
Shut up.
My child's in there.
I have to protect my child!
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...
Let the action again begin.
That's Tommy.
Let me go!
The rules are...
Let me go!
That...
if Debbie wins,
then you get to spend a
lot of time with mommy
in the Hotel Underground...
and no fighting for a month.
But...
if Debbie loses...
then... mommy...
will fight the winner!
(laughs)
Lose you die,
win you live,
lose you die!
Fuck off, you assholes!
Now let the game begin.
Now, I have one more
surprise for you, Debbie.
We have a fourth contestant,
your former lover, or...
should I say abuser?
Bring in the big
fat bastard Ben.
Let the show begin!
That's my rules!
Tampon muncher!
(crowd laughs)
(dramatic orchestral music)
(bells ring out)
(bells ring out)
(dramatic music continues)
(bell)
(dramatic music continues)
(chorus over ponderous music)
(chorus over ponderous music)
(dramatic orchestral music)
(inaudible)
[Crystal] You are
undiluted shit you!
(distorted)
You're next, you old bitch.
(knee cracks)
(lyrical orchestral music)
(Debbie screams)
Remember how this feels,
don't you, Debbie?
(Debbie screams)
(lyrical music continues)
(Debbie grunts)
(lyrical music continues)
(punch lands)
(loud crash)
(lyrical music continues)
My child!
(crash)
(dissonant music)
- Piss off, you asshole!
- You're next!
(tense orchestral music)
(punch lands)
(tense music)
(Debbie grunts)
(punches landing)
(fast dramatic music)
(grunt, punch)
(tender orchestral music)
(punches landing)
(Debbie grunts)
(grunts and screams)
(unintelligible voices)
(hopeful music)
(tremendous crash)
(celebratory music)
You ugly thing.
(hopeful music)
(punch lands)
(crash)
(defiant music)
(screams and hits landing)
Ah!
(grunts)
(hopeful music)
(victorious music)
(silence)
(peaceful music)
(items rattle)
Shh
Suzy, Suzy!
Wake up!
Wake up, Suzy.
(speaks in Japanese)
Ahhh...
Okay.
(speaks in Japanese)
I'm sorry.
Shh.
Suzy... wake up!
(speaks in Japanese)
(deep sigh)
OK.
I will get help.
(whispering)
OK.
(distant upbeat music)
(loud bump)
(louder rock music)
- Hello.
- Hi.
(loud rock music)
You don't want what
you wanted at all
I know you
After you get what you
want, you don't want it
After you get what you
need, you don't need it
You don't want what
you wanted at all
I know you
Get what you want, when
you get what you want
Get what you need,
you don't want it
Get what you want, when
you get what you need
Get what you need,
you don't need it
Stop right there!
Hey!
(blow lands)
Hey.
(kick lands)
(grunt)
(Akira screams)
(tense music)
(kick, grunt)
(Butcher laughs)
Sorry!
Sorry!
(laughter)
Come play with me,
little doll.
Come to daddy!
(laughs)
(laughter fades)
Now ladies and gentleman,
the time you've been
waiting for...
the main event.
And introducing the
undefeated champion,
the madman,
the wild beast of beasts,
The Brute!
(dramatic music)
My boy, Johnnie Keeper.
And his challenger tonight...
he is the recently retired,
ex world champion...
Tommy Majic!
(dramatic rock music)
(furious guitar rock)
(dramatic music)
Let... the show begin!
(crowd cheers)
Let's dance.
(dramatic rock music continues)
(crowd chants)
Lose, you die!
Tommy.
(crowd)
Lose, you die!
(ominous music)
Kill that American
PIG!
(word reverberates)
(punch lands)
(crowd roars)
(blows land)
(punches land)
(punches and fierce grunts)
(driving rock music)
Ohh yeah baby!
(kick lands)
Warrior my warrior
They're calling
out your name
Warrior my warrior
They can't endure the blame
(blows land)
(upbeat rock 'n' roll music)
(loud crash landing)
(sinister music)
(boot lands)
[Cindy] I don't want you
to fight, you promised me.
(dramatic music)
(crash)
(dramatic music)
(heavy boot steps)
(Tommy grunts)
Ahhh...
(crowd reacts)
(Tommy cries out in pain)
(ominous music)
(shirt rips)
(cries out)
(grunts)
(dramatic rock music)
Warrior my warrior
They're calling
out your name
(dreamy music)
(dramatic rock music)
(blows land)
Come you mother fucker!
(Tommy screams)
(arm cracks)
(dramatic rock music)
Warrior my warrior
Stings, doesn't it?
Motherfucker.
(triumphant rock music)
(Tommy roars)
(crowd roars)
That was not the deal!
(triumphant rock music)
[Yuri] I wanted him dead!
DEAD!
Tramp tramp tramp
The boys are marching
Cheer up soldiers
They will come
(orchestral music swells)
(dramatic orchestral music)
(Debbie screams)
What you gonna do, old man?
You shut up!
Me?
(man groans)
(punch lands)
You are a fucking pussy, man.
(man screams)
[Frank]
Bacon get me out of here!
(kick lands)
(majestic music)
- [Akira]Tommy!
- Come here.
(man screams)
Have you met my
friend Stanley?
He fucking loves
little girls like you.
I...
earned...
my...
FREEDOM!
(dramatic music)
(phone rings)
Answer the phone, Jimmy.
Why aren't you
answering the phone?
[Tommy] It's OK, it's me.
(triumphant rock music)
Stay away from me Tommy.
Tommy, help!
(Cindy screams)
It's me, it's Tommy.
Take me places we used to go
Please, it's over...
it's all over, Cindy.
(distorted voices)
(distorted shouts, screams)
Cindy...
(crazy laughter)
Stay away from her, Tommy.
I want to go home.
(unintelligible whispering)
Tommy, take me home with you.
It's just you and me.
[Jimmy] The rules
are very simple.
Win, to live.
Lose, you die.
I wanna play!
(celestial chorus)
(heavy metal music)
Your cries in the
night can't be heard
In the heart of the city
You're begging and
pleading, every single word
Screaming out for pity
Under the surface
deep down below
Your fate lies before you
You can't stop what
you can't control
There's nothing you can do
Win to live, lose you die
The rules are very clear
You must fight to survive
There is no help that's near
No one knows
that you are here
You are now alone
Kill or be killed
There's no escape
from Hotel Underground
Welcome to Hell
Hotel Underground
For indulgence,
disturbed minds
Welcome you to this hell
So macabre, this cabaret
No one lives to tell
A guilty pleasure,
a lust for death
Blood rains as guests die
I understand
it's my decision
I must fight to live or die
Win to live, lose you die
The rules are very clear
You must fight to survive
There is no help that's near
No one knows
that you are here
You are now alone
Kill or be killed
There's no escape
from Hotel Underground
Ladies and gentlemen,
distinguished guests
Welcome to Hotel
Underground
(diabolical laughter)
(heavy metal guitar solo)
Win to live, lose you die
The rules are very clear
You must fight to survive
There is no help that's near
No one knows
that you are here
You are now alone
Kill or be killed
There's no escape
from Hotel Underground
Hotel Underground
(furious guitar solo continues)
Once you've checked in
there is no escape from
Hotel Underground.
(dissonant music)
(gentle music)
(mysterious music)
(telephone beeps)
[Dr. Blassie] Hello,
it's Dr. Blassie here.
The good news, Tommy,
is that you are fully
recovered from the injuries,
and there are no longer
any physical restrictions
for your day-to-day activities,
but I would highly encourage
you not to fight again.
It's too much of a risk.
Get ready
[Policeman] Police
informant Frank J. Murphy
is suspected to be misleading
with investigations
into union corruption.
Investigations have
revealed shared interest
with Union Deputy
Jimmy Clements.
They're both now
under investigation.
Baby, now
Yes, right now
Six days do your work, on
the seventh day do rest
La, la, la, la-la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, la, la
[Policeman] Crystal Kai
is our person of interest
related to the disappearance
of her missing daughter,
Debbie Kai's former
partner Ben Valli
who is the respondent
in a family violence
intervention order.
La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la
La-la, la, la
(woman grunts)
[Policeman] Heroic SAS
Captain Ricky Montanaro
has been reported missing.
Look what I found.
(driving rock music)
The rules are simple.
We know you already
know the rules,
but it's important
we repeat ourselves
because breaking the rules
will not be tolerated.
(woman grunts)
Now, you're gonna get to see
our Hotel Underground
guests win to live,
lose, they'll die.
(woman cries)
(melancholic piano music)
When our guests lose,
they're checked out
and sent to the doctor.
[Policeman] Warrant the arrest
of Dr. Brian Ucher.
No one
will ever hear of these
people ever again.
[Policeman] It is believed
that he is in hiding
with Nurse Beverly Bowman.
We have a new
admission, Dr. Butcher.
[Policeman] Who disappeared
during our investigation.
So where is it?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
This is a secret place.
This is not even on
the council plans,
Frankie and I made sure of that.
(woman screams)
(melancholic piano music)
It could be anywhere in this
great, big, beautiful city.
(electric fence buzzes)
$20,000 door charge.
Break the rules as a patron,
And you'll be checked
into Hotel Underground,
and you don't want
that to happen.
So be sure to follow
the rules, patrons.
(group mutters)
Once you pay, I
will blindfold you
and escort you to the cars.
Our boys will drive you
to Hotel Underground.
No peeking.
(duo laughs)
Welcome to your
friendly butcher (laughs).
(melancholic piano
music continues)
[Policeman] Prizefighter
Johnnie Keeper
has been missing
since he committed
the stabbing of world
champion Tommy Majic.
It is believed that
fight promoter Yuri Kolov
may have information
of his whereabouts.
I hope you have fun
at Hotel Underground.
[Suzy] So James is
organizing for you to get
picked up from the airport.
Thank you so much for making
it back for the wedding.
Seriously, I could not
imagine it without you.
Anyway, have a safe flight,
and I'll see you soon, Akira.
I can't wait.
(melancholic piano music)
(whimsical music)
A-hunting we will go
A-hunting we will go
(jazz lounge music)
A-hunting we will go
A-hunting we will go
All for Hotel Underground
The place that we call home
I can't believe you're
getting married on the weekend.
What about us, Suzy, seriously?
I know, James.
But look, I really
have no choice.
Please don't worry.
We'll still go on
seeing each other.
What hubby doesn't
know doesn't hurt him.
You have to understand that if
I wanna stay in this country
this is the only way
to make it happen,
unless you marry me.
You know I can't do that.
I can't even look after myself.
I'm dependent on my parents
and the government welfare.
If I
If I could marry
you, Suzy, I would.
(James sighs)
Of course, James.
I understand, but for me,
it's the devil you choose.
I don't wanna go
back to Finland.
I mean, I love Finland,
but I found my home here
with you and my new friends.
Besides, hubby-to-be
looks out for me.
I did meet him
before you, James,
so it's not that easy for me.
I thought
I thought you were
just friends with him.
Sure, I am.
Believe me, I did
see him as a friend.
I still do.
But it's the devil you choose.
I don't wanna have to end up
flying to and from
Finland all of the time
and being away from you
and my life several
months at a time.
Please try to understand.
I mean, look at Akira.
We've been best friends
since university.
She has to fly back to
Japan to extend her visa
just to be able to get back
for my wedding this weekend.
Now, that really sucks.
(jazz lounge piano music)
We're still gonna have
Tuesdays, though, right?
You're gonna come.
We'll still have that.
Nothing changes
between us, James.
(jazz lounge piano
music continues)
You know you're gonna look
beautiful in this dress.
Thank you.
Thanks, James.
Oh, please remember
to pick up Akira.
It's flight JL45,
8:25 in the morning.
(ominous music)
(upbeat rock music)
What are you doing?
Shut up and hold my rat!
No, no, no, no, no!
Hold her!
No, no, no, no, no!
We have to get you
ready, sweetheart.
Huh?
(laughs)
Why?
Have to get you ready.
Don't, don't, don't.
If you stop squirming,
we can hurry up!
Okay (sighs).
(duo laughs)
(Akira moans)
Isn't she pretty, Pixie?
Pixie?
Isn't she pretty?
Oh, Pixie, hello.
(birds chirp)
(alarm rings)
(couple moans)
Good morning, babe.
Oh, god.
(man yawns)
Good morning, babe.
Good morning, beautiful.
(lips smack)
(man moans)
I'm getting too old for this.
(laughs)
Ah, man.
(whimpering) It's so early.
What do you think...
of me fighting again?
Oh, geez.
No, listen to me,
I think I should.
You're really gonna
start today out this way.
We can really use the money,
and you just can't keep paying
for everything on
a nurse's wage.
I didn't marry
you 'cause you're
some cashed-up prizefighter
that could pay my
way through life.
I chose you for you.
And that's what
I love about you
is that we don't even fight.
But when we do,
it's about money.
Look at me, do you know what
it feels like to know as a man
that your wife pays
for everything?
Baby, that's... that's
not a good feeling at all.
It balances out.
I want you to get a
job when you're ready,
but I don't want
you to fight, Tommy.
I mean, you promised
me when we got married.
I don't wanna be stressing out,
worrying about you all the time.
You know that.
I mean don't you remember
the broken limbs,
broken bones, I mean,
brain damage, Tommy?
I mean, what about your back?
What about what
happened to your back?
Babe.
I know.
We were there together.
You was there for me.
I was there for you.
You're all in one
piece right now,
and I want it to
stay that way, okay?
Besides, it was a promise.
I know.
Hey.
God dang it.
(Tommy sighs)
You wanna fight?
(Tommy groans)
Fight me.
- Oh, really?
- Come on.
Now, you're a big
tough girl, huh?
You're a big tough girl.
Come on.
- You got one fight,
- Show me what you got!
And you get dropped.
(laughs)
Quit tickling me!
Show me what you got!
Really?
Quit tickling, you
know I'm ticklish.
You promised no fighting.
You're the one that
said, "Hey, let's fight."
- Me?
- Yeah.
You wanna fight?
(Cindy squeals)
Ha, look, what you gonna do?
Pinned you again.
(Cindy moans)
Hey, I love you.
I love you, too.
Love to hear the robin
go tweet, tweet, tweet
Rockin' robin
Now we're gonna shower.
(Cindy laughs)
Rockin' robin
Yeah, blow rockin' robin
'Cause we're really
gonna rock tonight
I'm warning you, I'm
a very powerful man.
That's him.
- You know who I am?
- Well done, boys.
Do you remember me, scumbag?
Do you know who I am?
- Wrong question.
- What the fuck?
I ask the questions here
and I have the answers.
Yes, I do know who you are.
You're the next challenger,
nothing more, nothing less.
I'm warning you, I'm a very
powerful man and you will pay.
I'm Brad Grey.
We really don't care
who you are, Brad.
We just wanna see you play,
win to survive, that's the game.
It's really simple.
This is no joke.
I'll have people looking for me,
and when they find me...
Silence!
This is no joke.
(sighs)
This place doesn't exist,
nobody knows you're here.
There is no getting out.
See, back in the old
building construction days,
we buried bodies deep in the
concrete under the building
so the bodies would
never be found.
But that became a little boring.
So I wanted to find a new way
to punish people like you.
This is the new way, my way.
My good buddy here, Jimmy, my
union friend, had this built,
and it's not even on
the council plans.
So like I said, it doesn't
exist and neither will you.
What the fuck?
When my men find
you, you will pay!
See, that's incorrect.
I'm the only one that gets paid.
- When my men find you-
- I wanna see some action
from this loudmouth.
Frank!
I will make sure you'll pay.
Looks like he's gonna be tough
in the mouth if you ask me.
You will pay, you
got that, Frank?
- Just relax.
- OK.
I know you've come
here to be entertained,
and that's exactly what
I got lined up for ya.
The first match will be a
match made at the altar.
You bastards!
(men laugh)
There's no way home.
(laughs)
[Brad] You bastards, you!
(jovial music)
Thank you.
Good health, Frank.
Now, let the show begin.
(applauding)
You've got us all way
too curious, Frankie boy.
Welcome, distinguished
guests, to the Ring of Death.
Welcome to the
Hotel Underground.
(Brad groans)
(group laughs)
The rules are very simple.
Win to survive.
Lose, you die.
And, if you refuse to fight,
I'm going to unleash
The Brute on you,
and he will finish it for you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the
first challenger in the ring
and the groom, from Stanley
and Grey Solicitors,
the king of ripping off his
clients, Bradley Grey, MD.
(crowd laughs)
What made you think I
wouldn't remember you?
(crowd laughs)
Ladies and gentlemen,
his opponent is taking
her early steps up to the altar.
(dramatic music)
(crowd claps)
From Helsinki, Finland,
the sexy Suzy Saari,
who seems to think
it's all right
to cheat on her husband-to-be,
because she's gonna get papers
that'll keep her in
Australia, Jimmy.
- Disgusting.
- Fucking bastard!
("Bridal Chorus")
And there's more.
I have organized a
triple death match.
Did I hear myself say
triple death match?
Yes.
(crowd applauds)
("Bridal Chorus" continues)
The third spoke in the
wheel is Lover Boy Larry.
(crowd applauds)
(James grunts)
James?
Oh, thanks for correcting me.
I didn't know his name.
We just organized this at
the last drop of the hat.
(crowd laughs)
And before we
commence the match,
I have one more special guest.
To ring our bell all
the way from Japan,
Suzy's bridesmaid,
Akira Fujiyama.
Akira, I'm so sorry!
("Bridal Chorus" continues)
(Suzy cries)
Suzy!
[Frank] Let the match begin!
(crowd cheers and applauds)
(bell rings)
(heavy rock music)
(James grunts)
(blow lands)
Get up, how dare you!
You say you need nobody
Here we go again
[Crowd] Oh!
I see the pain inside you
You ain't fooling me
You're not a mystery
Fucking Suzy, you bitch!
I don't want you
to hurt him, Brad!
Mr. All the Time,
Mr. Blow My Mind
(slap lands)
(crowd groans)
Yeah, come and look
at Mr. Fool, hey
I get so tired of your shit
You don't want me to hurt him?
(punch lands)
(crowd groans)
The rain can't
hide your tears
I see right through you
And it's tearing me apart
(blows land)
We all need a superhero
To save us when our
world is crashing down
We all need a superhero
Come on, stand up!
Be a man, be a man!
For all I know
No one is unbreakable
(blows land)
(electric guitar solo)
You try to be somebody
Jumping all around
with any girl in town
And with your perfect body
Standing on your own,
feeling all alone
[Crowd] Oh!
Mr. All the Time,
Mr. Blow My Mind
Yeah, come and look
at Mr. Fool, hey
(blows land)
I get so tired of your shit
And the winner is Suzy Saari.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give her a big hand.
(crowd applauds)
Just try to let it go
(blow lands)
Suzy (grunts)
(blow lands)
They say death do us part.
I guess he's mine now.
(ominous music)
(men laugh)
Boys, take Akira
out to the cage.
Come on, now.
Complimentary
breakfast (laughs).
Eat up
In you go.
(Speaks Japanese)
(suspenseful music)
No, thanks.
Welcome to Hell.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Debbie.
I'm Akira.
Thank you for your
help, domo arigato.
Nice to meet you.
Akira, follow my advice...
and you'll learn to
survive in this hellhole.
Yes.
(ominous music)
Yeah.
Aren't you cute?
Ooh, you're so cheeky!
You having hot dog tonight?
(laughs)
(laughs) Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yes.
(melancholic piano music)
(thunder cracks)
(rain falls)
I have someone I
want to see dead.
Well, what are you offering?
Two million dollars
to see Tommy Majic dead.
I'm sure Frankie and Jimmy
can arrange that for you.
(men laugh)
(upbeat EDM music)
- Ow!
- Thought I told you
not to come around
here no more, man.
There's a lake
around the corner.
Why don't you go have
a bath or something?
What's on the menu today?
(laughter)
What a loser.
Come on, man, there's plenty
of jobs out there, ain't there?
- Go on, buddy.
- Leave me alone!
Let me drink my dinner in peace.
Piss off, ball boy.
(upbeat rock music)
Dudes, it's Tommy Majic.
Who?
[Thug] What you
gonna do, old man?
Yeah, what are you
gonna do, old man?
Get the fuck out
here, you has-been.
Whoa, easy now, friend.
(upbeat rock music continues)
Here, have some lunch.
Nah, brother,
you enjoy it, okay?
(upbeat rock music continues)
It's the little
things driving me wild
Can't take it no more
Can't take it no more
It's the little
things driving me wild
Feels like I'm losing myself
Feels like I'm losing myself
It's the little
things driving me wild
Can't take it no more
Tania!
It's the little
things driving me wild
Feels like I'm losing myself
Feels like I'm losing myself
(music stops)
You.
Get out of the way now!
You, come here.
Look, I have good money.
If you let me go, no one
will ever know...
Please!
(laughter)
Oh, I'm sure some
of that money's mine,
and do I look like I need it?
(lackeys laugh)
You know what?
I'm so sick of you, and
because I'm so sick of you,
we'll let you go.
Please.
If you win.
Bring it on, you bastard.
Get the beast ready, right.
Fuck me, fuck.
(lackeys laugh)
Not him.
And let the show begin.
Please, it's not fair.
(heavy metal music plays)
Let me go.
Let me go.
(heavy metal music continues)
Nice work, Frankie.
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm going to introduce
to you the challenger,
my ex financial advisor,
and he's my ex financial
advisor for a very good reason,
(group laughs)
Mr. Norman Linden.
And our undefeated champion,
the madman of the mat,
the beast of all
beasts, The Brute!
Let the match begin!
(blow lands)
(heavy rock music intensifies)
(glasses break)
Falling into the darkness
You're far from the light
(blows landing)
Can't run from
their deadly game
They've taken your rights
Sick minds without a soul
(Norman screams)
(Norman crashes)
Sick minds without a soul
A sickness out of control
In a show to watch you die
(arm cracks)
(Norman screams)
There's no turning back
You'll face the livid beast
The Brute is
called to attack
Sick minds without a soul
(neck cracks)
(Norman crashes)
Sick minds without a soul
A sickness out of control
In a show to watch you die
(Norman crashes)
(crowd groans)
(crowd applauds)
Spoken your last words,
no more words of advice.
You know what to do with
this piece of trash, boys.
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
another special guest
checking out of the
Hotel Underground.
(group cheers)
- Good work, Frankie.
- Good work, Jimmy.
Take care of that, Tania,
and then go take care of
our guests with drinks.
I've got a friend who
wants to see you match
your boy up against
a real fighter.
We wanna see you gamble
The Brute
up against Tommy Majic.
Check this out.
(upbeat music)
[Frank] What's it
gonna be worth, Jimmy?
Two million dollars.
Have we've got a deal?
We've got a deal.
I'll take care of it 100%
Perfect, perfect.
(jaunty piano music)
(eerie music)
Nurse Black, pass me
the meat cleaver, please.
(eerie music)
Chop chop Dr. Butcher
(Butcher chops)
Welcome to his world of pain
Chop chop Dr. Butcher
Clearly is a man insane
Ooh!
Chop chop Dr. Butcher
Finger food for
the little ones
and make sure they
share it equally.
Mm, fresh (laughs),
fresh food for the babies.
That's so lovely.
(eerie music)
(dramatic piano music)
(man groans)
(electric fence buzzing)
(laughter)
(building rock music)
(man giggles)
It's in our blood
It's all we need
Flows through our veins
now, can't you see
Our true love
is rock 'n' roll
It's all I ever wanted
(water flows)
It's everything that I am
Why waste your
life on bullshit
When you can
truly feel alive
I still remember laughter
From the kids
out on the street
[Cindy] Tommy, I love
you more than anything.
I didn't marry you 'cause you're
some cashed-up prizefighter
that can pay my
way through life.
I chose you for you.
[Announcer] Tommy Majic!
(Tommy grunts)
What have we just
witnessed here?
Johnnie Keeper has stabbed
Tommy Majic with a knife!
[Cindy] Don't you remember
the broken bones, ribs,
your back, what about your back?
[Announcer] I am
simply lost for words.
[Cindy] I don't
want you to fight.
You promised me.
Tommy Majic has been
seriously hurt.
[Cindy] I don't
wanna lose you, Tommy.
Tommy, Tommy.
(birds chirp)
(cane knocks)
Tommy.
Tommy.
(Tommy grunts)
Tommy.
(Tommy grunts)
The door.
Get it.
(laughs)
Tommy, I'm not dressed.
Okay, hang on.
(more knocking)
Hang on!
Tommy, there's word
going around town
that you're running a
little short of cash.
Who the fuck are you?
What business is it of yours?
He's the boss.
Yeah, he's the boss, the boss.
Ease up, big fella.
No way to talk to a
man in a wheelchair.
Might get yourself
hurt, right, boys?
(man laughs)
Mmhm.
And I'm sure that
pretty little lady there,
she doesn't want
to see that happen.
It's all business.
I'm offering you to
fight next Friday.
If you win, you get 200 grand,
even if you lose, you still
walk away with a hundred.
Look, I appreciate it.
I don't fight anymore.
Ah, come on, don't be stupid.
(Frank sniffs)
This is no publicity, no media,
200 grand I'm offering you.
And if you walk
away and you lose,
you still get a hundred grand.
(laughs) Easy
peasy, right, boys?
(man laughs)
Totally.
Look, thanks, but I
don't fight anymore.
Don't let your back
injury stop you, Tommy.
I'm not actually asking you.
I'm telling you to
take the 200 grand.
And if you don't, we
might have to teach
your little lady a lesson.
Hey, hey, let me
tell you something.
Like I told you, old man,
I don't fight anymore.
Now, get the fuck
away from my house.
(door slams)
Why you let him go for, boss?
You should let us kick his ass
and play with his girlie.
(laughs)
Yeah, boss, that
girlie has it for me.
She was giving me the look.
Did you see it (laughs)?
I saw it, I saw it.
That look in her eyes.
Boys, boys, let's go.
Brutality and violence
always isn't the answer.
I'm a gentleman, you know that.
Let me tell you something.
Tommy'll be fighting
next Friday night,
and we won't have
to spend a cent.
(lackeys laugh)
La, la, la-la, la, la
A-hunting we will go.
(tinkling piano)
Let me fix your
dress, tough girl.
(tinkling piano)
(distorted voices)
And you're almost ready!
Aren't you excited?
(distorted)
They say death do us part.
I guess he's mine now.
You're almost ready.
[James] I can't
believe you're getting
married on the weekend.
What about us, Suzy?
You're almost ready.
(sighs) So pretty,
so pretty, so pretty.
What's your problem,
what's her problem?
What's your problem?
[White] She's weird,
I don't like her.
[Black] She is
weird, isn't she?
[James] I can't believe
you're getting married.
What about us, Suzy?
[Black] Like my rat?
Her name's Pixie.
[James] What about us, Suzy?
What about us?
Hotel Underground
You're weird.
(gentle piano music)
(piano music)
(piano music ends)
Hello, Frank, good
to see you again, sir.
Hey, Jimmy.
This is my good buddy, Yuri.
Yuri, nice to meet you.
Welcome to the Underground.
Pleasure to meet
you, too, Frank.
I call him my
captain of payola.
I like that.
And for two million dollars,
I want to see Tommy dead.
I can take care
of that for you.
Good,
So what do you think, Frankie?
Have we got a fight?
You just let me
take care of it.
Let's not talk about it now.
Let's give Yuri
some entertainment.
Bacon, you go to
the woman's cage,
and you take out
the Japanese girl
and get Pop to go to
the the men's cage
and grab the two boys out.
And Rufus, you go to
the rehabilitation room
and bring the girl
from Finland out.
We'll see how the girls
face up against the boys.
And, if they win,
I might have a little
surprise for them.
(laughter)
I don't know what you
mean, but I think I like it.
So do I, Yuri.
I like to have bacon for
breakfast, too.
We have plenty
of that (laughs).
I like your sense
of humor, Yuri.
Yes.
(all laugh)
- You two.
- What, no, no!
(unintelligible shouts)
(driving rock music)
It is, it is, it's
what you really see
No, it's not all make belief
Wake up, wake up,
are you ready tonight
Prepare to fight
for your life
Don't let them check you out
No way home from
Hotel Underground
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Death Ring.
Welcome to the
Hotel Underground.
(crowd cheers)
Challengers, the
rules are very simple.
Win, you live.
Lose, you die!
This is a no holds barred,
boys versus girls
double team match.
(driving rock music)
And all the way from Japan,
we have Akira Fujiyama.
[Crowd] Oh!
And all the way from Helsinki,
Her partner
Sexy Suzy Saari.
(driving rock music continues)
And their opponents tonight.
Two obnoxious,
arrogant, young clubbers
who thought they could
insult me by calling me
a silly old man when we
bumped heads in a nightclub,
which, by the way,
happened to be mine.
(audience laughs)
These young clubbers
think they're very cool.
Yasam and Haseem, we'll
see how cool you are
when these young
girls kick your asses.
Let the show begin!
Hold onto your seat, boys.
(dramatic music)
(punch lands)
Come on.
(blows land)
(man grunts)
(blows land)
(dramatic music)
(Suzy crashes)
(man crashes)
(kick lands)
(man screams)
(body cracks)
(man crashes)
(man crashes)
(blows land)
(music slows)
(gentle music)
And now, it's time
for that little surprise
I was going to give you.
Tania, the swords.
Distinguished guests,
these two ladies are
experts with the sword.
The winner will be rewarded
with a month off fighting
and all the food she can eat.
This is a match to the death.
Remember girls, if
you refuse to fight,
we'll bring in The Brute,
and he'll end it for you.
(fence clangs)
(Suzy grunts)
(Suzy crashes)
(Akira grunts)
(dramatic music)
(kick lands)
(heartbeat thumps)
We have to fight
with the swords, Akira.
No, I can't, oh, no.
(crying)
(heartbeat thumps continue)
If we don't, we're
both gonna die.
At least this way, one
of us will survive.
(Akira sobs)
Let's have a fair fight, sister.
(Akira sobs)
[Frank] The rules
are very simple.
Win, you live.
[Group] Lose, you die!
(girls sob)
(Akira speaks Japanese)
(deep breath)
I understand.
(dramatic music)
(women grunt)
(swords clash)
(dramatic music)
(blows land)
Knock me out
[Crowd] Oh!
Look, Frank, we
ain't got a winner.
[Frank] These two are useless.
It's time they checked
out of the Hotel.
Get them out to the mincer now.
I might like want to see that.
[Frank] Let's
concentrate on Tommy.
If we bring Tommy in, it will be
the match of the year, trust me.
You better.
(door rattles)
(gentle music)
We have two new
patients, Dr. Butcher.
Thanks, Nurse Black.
And my little friend,
what do you want tonight?
Meatballs or steak?
Your choice.
(laughs)
What's that?
Yeah, that can be done, yeah.
(laughs)
You're gonna be dinner.
If only I can get
you in the ring,
you fat fucking piece
of no good shit.
(suspenseful music)
Leave me alone Ben!
(suspenseful music)
Don't!
What is happening?
Piss off, you old bitch.
Leave my daughter
alone, you bastard!
Don't touch my daughter!
Mind your own business, Mom!
You'll never talk
to me or my mother
like that ever again.
I didn't sleep with him, Ben.
(aggressive rock music)
You will never touch me again.
(aggressive rock music)
(punch lands)
(aggressive rock music)
(music slowly fades)
You will pay one day.
I will destroy you,
you bastard, Ben!
(punch lands, huge crash)
Pack up your troubles
in your own kit bag
And smile, smile, smile
One day mommy will be back
again, mommy promises.
What are we gonna do about it?
Take those two out the back
and have some fun
with 'em first.
(duo laughs)
And he doesn't have to know.
Shh, no one needs to know.
Come on.
The children are hungry.
Ooh!
(knife chops)
I love you.
(tense music)
I love you (laughs).
That's so nice,
it's your dinner!
(Butcher laughs)
Debbie, why did you
leave your mother?
Come back home,
just come back home.
(lighter clicks)
(distant rock music)
(loud rock music)
Live life loud
This is a rock revolution
We live life loud
Come on, man, I
don't want any trouble.
(thugs chatter and laugh)
Come on, man, just let me go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Can't these
streets get any peace
from you freaking idiots?
Maybe we should teach
you a lesson, too, old man.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Well, hell, let's dance.
(upbeat rock music)
How about you and I make sure
we never see each other again.
I'll take that as a yes.
High five, big guy.
Let me hear you scream
This is a rock revolution
We live life loud
There ain't no
other solution
We live life loud
This is a rock revolution
We live life loud
Scream and shout, let it out
Live life loud
How are my two precious girls?
And mine.
Time to make my bacon sizzle.
- They're almost ready, boys.
- Nearly there.
Are you sure this
was Frankie's idea?
- Duh.
- Of course.
Women.
What the fuck's going on here?
Aren't these two
meant to be dead?
Whoa, just relax.
Just don't tell the boss.
We just wanted to have a
little fun with them first.
If you two don't want the
boss finding out about this,
then you should piss
off and let me have
a little bit of a alone time.
I ain't gonna say
no to that, man.
Piss off outta here.
You got it, you've
got it, you got it.
- You come here.
- Help, no!
(groans) Come on!
Come on!
You little bitch,
come here, come here!
Don't fight with me, stay there!
Don't you fight with me!
Don't you fight with me, stay!
Get off her, you pig!
(intense rock music)
(hard driving rock music)
(man screams)
Come on!
(blows land)
(crash)
(man screams)
(kick lands)
Suzy.
Nurse White did what?
She lost the girls, boss.
It was all her fault,
all her fault, I promise.
Take her to see the doctor.
You know what I mean.
(dramatic music)
Can I replace her?
I want you to take me to
the Hotel Underground.
No, no, no.
You're not ready yet, kitten.
You're our nurse in training.
I don't want you anywhere
near the doctor's bench
before you need to be there,
sweetheart, all right?
But I do have the right
replacement in mind.
Yeah, yeah, one day, though,
one day, my darling, one day.
But Dr. Butcher,
it was all her fault.
Yes, yes, doctor, her fault.
She did it, you tell her.
(Butcher groans)
Echo's hungry.
You gonna feed her?
(Butcher groans)
Hey, Doctor, can I
have a breast piece?
You can have a
thigh if you want.
Ah, beggars can't be choosers.
And we gotta feed
the little ones.
- They're hungry.
- What's a matter with you?
Why you shitting yourself?
Oh, I'm all
good, I'm all good.
It's just... yeah, she did it.
- All right.
- Just blame her.
All right, she looks
a bit white to me.
Looks like a bit
like chicken maryland
(all laugh)
Stupid bitch.
(Butcher laughs)
(distant laughter)
[Butcher] Can we make
a roast out of her?
[Black] We don't
have time for a roast.
We can deep fry it like, KFC.
Oh, yeah,
definitely, definitely.
- Finger-licking good.
- Finger-licking good,
Yes, but we're
gonna do it my way,
'cause KFC's chicken's
a bit too oily.
La, la, la-la-la,
la-la, la, la
(ominous music)
(ominous music)
(radio chatters)
(ominous music)
(ominous music)
(radio chatter continues)
La, la, la-la-la,
la-la, la, la
La, la, la-la-la,
la-la, la, la
(radio chatters)
(ominous music continues)
A-hunting we will go
(ominous music continues)
(floor creaks)
A-hunting we will go
A-hunting we will go
(ominous music continues)
(distant rock music)
I want to hear you scream
It feels good to be afraid
Scream, That's how
the game is played
Scream in anger,
lust and pain
Scream and I will remain
(furious guitar solo)
Babe, you left the door open.
Hey, babe, ran into those
freaking idiots again.
(door closes)
Babe?
Cindy!
Cindy!
(birds chirp)
(door closes)
Ah, of course, you're
always working.
(shower runs)
(energetic music)
It's gonna be really good
for you here with us, kitten.
But if you don't do as we say,
Tommy's gonna die a
really nasty death.
You're gonna have
one dead boyfriend.
Bastard!
(men laugh)
(continued nasty laughter)
[Bacon] Oh, mercy.
Hey, Jimmy, how are
we gonna get Tommy?
You're not getting it, boy.
He will come to us,
'cause now we have the bait.
(all laugh maliciously)
(Cindy sobs)
Go and get Tommy.
(continued laughter)
(Cindy sobs hysterically)
(slap lands)
(Jimmy sighs)
Just what I thought,
a real firecracker.
(upbeat electric guitar)
(music slowly fades)
(ominous music)
(inaudible conversation)
(tension filled music)
(men laugh)
And you know the deal we
gave you, kitten, yeah?
(ominous music continues)
(Bacon laughs)
Hey, hey!
(men laugh)
Cindy?
(dramatic music)
Cindy!
Hey, Cindy!
(Jimmy laughs)
Cindy!
Let me have her boss.
No, no, no...
She wants me.
(men laugh)
Get down on your knees
and be a good little kitten.
Cindy, no, please!
NO! CINDY!
No, Cindy!
(melancholic music)
Cindy!
(group laughs)
Cindy, no, let
her go, you bastard!
I will fight!
(Rufus breathes)
(Jimmy laughs)
I will fight, you let
her go, and I will fight!
No, Cindy!
You hurt her, I'll kill
each and every one of you!
Cindy!
Cindy!
No!
Cindy!
Let her go you bastards
and I will fight!
Cindy!
Cindy!
You hurt her, I will
kill each and every one
of you bastards!
Let her go!
Cindy!!!
Cindy!
NO!!!!
(Rufus exhales)
Oh, I can't wait for my turn.
(Rufus and Black laugh)
[Jimmy] That is a picture!
(Jimmy laughs)
(distant laughter)
I'll fight, just don't
hurt her you bastards!
I will fight!
[Jimmy] She's got
a mouthful, Tommy.
Oh, she's got a mouthful, all
right, my friend.
(laughs)
You're making me
sweat, oh, blimey.
Don't hurt her,
and I will fight!
(melancholic music continues)
(deep, satisfied exhale)
(Rufus laughs)
[Jimmy] Here, put this on.
You're my new
playpal now. (laughs)
[Jimmy] She's ours now.
(Jimmy laughs)
(ominous music)
Get your hands off me,
no, please, no, no, no, no.
No, please, please, not me.
Not me.
(ominous music continues)
(heavy metal music)
(punch lands)
(painful scream)
(blows land repeatedly)
(body crash)
(body crashes)
(bone cracks)
(grunts)
(driving rock music)
(unenthusiastic applause)
(ominous music)
Get me that one.
(distorted laughter)
(hard driving guitar rock)
(blow to the head)
(arm bends)
(woman screams)
(blows land)
(men laugh)
(men laugh)
(woman screams)
She's a feisty
little one, isn't she?
Stop, stop.
(body crashes)
That was just a warm up to
show you what can happen.
We're not sexist here, are we?
- No, no
- Definitely not.
(driving rock music continues)
I want to make this a
little more interesting.
Brute, step aside.
Bring me Debbie Kai.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
Debbie Kai to the ring
who's gonna fight our
challenger, Feisty Fiona.
Let the match begin.
(driving rock music continues)
(bell rings)
(blows land)
(series of grunts)
(Debbie grunts)
(blows land)
(Debbie grunts)
(grunts and body crash)
(crash)
(blows land)
(kick lands)
(Debbie crashes)
(lullaby music)
(music ends)
We have another
patient, Dr. Butcher.
Yes, I do think we have.
She's a pretty one, isn't she?
Yes, yes.
Where have you been hiding?
You been playing with
the bodies again?
What would you like
for dinner tonight?
You're gonna misbehave?
You go in the cool room
What shall I have tonight?
I've gotta cut
back on the sodium.
Not good for my figure.
(Black groans)
Go for her babe! Hit her!
(blow lands)
(women groan)
(blows land)
(ominous music)
Come on, babe,
rip her head off!
You can do it.
Rip her, rip her head off.
Rip it off.
(grunts)
Make her feel pain.
Pain.
(Debbie crashes)
(Butcher laughs)
(peaceful music)
The hell's going on here?
She's not ready
for the mincer yet.
Check her back into the hotel.
Useless, I'm
surrounded by idiots.
Bacon, get me out of here.
(sighs)
Surrounded by idiots.
(deep sigh)
(peaceful music)
(laughs)
What are you even
doing here, you old prick?
(peaceful music continues)
[Group] Fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight!
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
(man grunts)
(group groans)
(cage rattles)
(peaceful music continues)
(bone cracks)
(crowd moans)
(peaceful music continues)
You have your very own room
right here at Hotel Underground.
Now, you make yourself
at home, all right?
(door closes)
(silence)
What am I doing here?
(ethereal voice speaks)
What am I doing here?
You've got a
changeable nature
Always, always, always
Changing your mind
There's a longing
in your eyes
Hard to satisfy
Here's the reason why
(items crash)
Take it easy.
I just wanna get out.
Take it easy, Cindy.
(Cindy sobs)
(sobbing continues)
I just wanna get outta here.
I wanna go home.
(trembling breath)
I wanna go home.
You're home now.
(ethereal laughter)
Please take me home.
(ethereal voice laughs)
(upbeat music)
You fucking bitch,
it's your time to die.
(shriek)
Get your fucking hands off me!
(grunts)
(blow lands)
(head butt lands)
Set me free
Save me from your
justice
We have a guest.
(woman screams)
(body crashes)
(driving rock music)
We're all guilty
We'll return to forever
(fence rattles)
(screams) Die!
Fucking die!
(crash)
(blow to the head)
(crowd gasps)
Back!
Get...
Tommy, Tommy Majic.
It's an honor, I'm Les.
Hey Les.
(driving rock music continues)
(blows land)
(driving rock music continues)
(neck snaps)
(crowd groans)
(crowd applauds)
(jazz lounge music)
I like this guy.
(jazz lounge music)
(blow lands)
(crowd gasps)
(crowd gasps)
Stop, stop!
I'm feeling a little generous.
Let the old man go, he
fought a good fight.
I'm Ricky.
Bitch
You hear, he call you bitch.
(Jimmy laughs)
You a bitch.
(Jimmy laughs)
Brute, hand him
over to Kitten.
(upbeat music)
You okay?
Ehh...
I told them that I
was friends with you.
They invited me
over for a drink.
(group laughs)
- I'm really sorry, man.
- It's okay.
I had nothing else to do.
(group laughs)
Take him sweetheart.
(upbeat music)
(music stops)
- We have a special guest here...
- Cindy, Cindy!
Who has kindly volunteered
to fight this Friday.
I would like you
to welcome the one
and only ex-world champion,
Mr. Tommy Majic!
Welcome to the
Hotel Underground.
(excited chatter)
Put your hands together...
Here, no one gets out.
What the hell are you
talking about?
No one knows this place
even exists, mate.
You fight to win.
You lose...
and we will show him exactly
what goes on in this place.
You die.
(laughs)
And we will see
you next Friday.
Hey, Frankie, what about
doing something tonight?
Put bag on head...
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've decided to
have a warmup match
for our hero Tommy Majic
to get used to the ring.
(sniffs)
I think I smell a blindfold
match coming.
(laughs)
Nice work, Frankie, nice.
I like my idea, bag on head.
(laughs)
[Jimmy] I like it, too, Yuri.
The main event
tonight is featuring
our special guest
Mr. Tommy Majic,
who has kindly accepted
to wrestle blindfolded.
[Crowd] Oooh!
And if you want
to see her alive,
you know exactly what
you've got to do.
(driving rock music)
(smoke hisses)
(man grunts)
(door slams)
(body crashes)
Johnnie Keeper?
(relaxing jazz music)
Oh. Ah...
Mister, can you
hold on a moment?
Ladies and gentlemen,
our opponent tonight,
is a public relations manager
from the telecommunications
giant,
United.
Mr. Peter Farrel,
whom I call Mr. Phony Farrel.
He thinks it's okay
to put me on hold
for a very, very long
time, waiting endlessly.
And then when he comes back,
he promises to call back
later and never does.
But you still want your
bill paid by the due date,
and he can't even
provide a service.
But he still wants money
and threatens to
cut off my service.
Well, I'm not waiting anymore.
They're not waiting anymore.
And they're not waiting anymore!
We want to see you punished.
Am I right, everyone?
(crowd cheers)
And you will pay my bill.
(ominous music)
(driving rock music)
Competitors, the
rules are very simple.
Win, you live.
Lose, you die.
And if you refuse to fight,
I'll unleash The Brute upon you
and he'll finish it for you.
Crossing our nation
Hunted like a wild fox
Chased by a
bunch of mad dogs
The prize on my head
keeps their motivation fed
Bang, bang, here I
am, taking what I can
I'm an outlaw,
outlaw on the run
Always on the hunt
Just one step ahead
of them, yee-haw
(bouncy country music)
Redneck blood gets bouncy
with hope to collect a bounty
While neglected wives sure
like spicing up their lives
Hand on the glass of whiskey
is always kind of risky
Guns at the belt
and in my pants
Will be used to my advance
Bang, bang, here I
am, taking what I can
I'm an outlaw,
outlaw on the run
Always on the hunt
Just one step ahead of them
I'm an outlaw...
(bodies crash)
(blows land)
Having my kind of fun
(man screams)
(song stops)
(arm cracks)
(driving rock music continues)
Again I'm riding
through the nowhere
For what seems to be forever
Trying to lose my tail
'cause I'm too
young to rot in jail
Sleep with one eye open
it's the path I've chosen
For thrills and
for attention
You American pig!
(spits)
I'm an outlaw,
outlaw on the run
Always on the hunt...
Let me go, please!
(grunts)
Ummm...
Nope, I'm checking him out
of the Hotel Underground.
Take him to meet the doctor.
(chuckles)
Oh, what... what you say?
Is that fresh?
Doctor, we have another guest
checking out of
Hotel Underground.
You know what to do.
(Butcher laughs)
Your screams
Chop, chop Dr. Butcher
Welcome to his world of pain
Chop, chop Dr. Butcher...
Tommy Majic versus
The Brute Johnnie Keeper
in their highly
anticipated rematch.
Minimum bid's
$200,000 for this one.
200,000...
Take it or leave it!
I'm a regular!
This is one of a dozen
exclusive seats for a rematch
the whole world wants to see.
Not even I will get to see it.
I would do anything to
be in your shoes, people.
She does have a point there.
- 300.
- 350.
400,000.
I haven't got
that kind of money.
220K?
(buzzer sounds)
450K.
For the two of us.
(bell dings)
All bids are in!
(organ fanfare)
Spots are all booked.
(grumblings)
Mwah!
(laughs)
That's my girl.
(quiet lounge music)
(inaudible)
Drinks for the girls, please.
Ladies,
let's raise our
glasses, thank you.
Shall we toast to tomorrow
night's big event?
- Yes.
- Cheers, everyone.
(glasses clink)
Good health, Frank.
Thank you, Jimmy.
What you gotta
remember Yuri is
always expect the
unexpected with Frank.
Oh yeah, cheers to
that, Jimmy.
What's all this about?
Not your concern, sweetheart.
I agree with Carol.
I want to know about this.
This is sounding very exciting.
Tamara, girls, be quiet.
Gentlemen, I've had an idea.
Why don't we bring the
girls along tomorrow night?
I'm sure we can cater for 'em.
But girls, on one condition,
you can't say
nothing to anybody.
Right?
Ladies, gonna be a killer night.
(group laughs)
(vocal lounge music)
(ends with piano flourish)
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)
Oh yeah, let's get this
party started right now
(shaky breathing)
Welcome home, Cindy.
Are you having fun at the
Hotel Underground, Cindy?
- Cindy?
- Yes, Nurse.
(ethereal voice laughs)
You're home now.
(distant) - [Jimmy]
You're one of us now...
(ethereal voice laughs)
[Jimmy]
(unintelligible)
(distant female laughter)
(loud crashing)
After, you get what you want
You don't, want it
(door creaks)
Welcome ladies and gentlemen,
please come through.
Oh, that's Tommy Majic,
retired world champion!
Huh!
You gonna die tonight,
you gonna die tonight!
(group laughs)
Boo!
(laughter)
Boo!
Boo!
(sporadic laughter)
(lounge piano music)
Welcome to Friday Fight Night.
Welcome to the
Hotel Underground.
(crowd cheers)
God, you guys are crazy.
Not as crazy as you
were last night, my sweet
Oh, haha, you!
Tell us the surprise already.
God, the excitement's
overbearing.
Yeah, the excitement
is overbearing.
- Tell 'em, tell 'em!
- That right?
(lounge music)
Well, you girls
wanted to be here,
we don't want to wait
for the festivities,
then...
we'll give you
your surprise now.
Yes!
(clapping)
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have a little surprise.
We have a little warmup match.
So Tamara and Carol,
are you ready for your surprise?
- Yes.
- Sure.
Let the show begin.
(group cheers)
(clapping)
Ooh.
Competitors, the
rules are very simple.
(women cry out)
If you win... you live.
- If you lose,
- You die.
And if you girls
refuse to fight,
I will unleash the Brute upon
you and he will finish it all.
Now, before the action begins,
I have one more
little surprise...
and you didn't think
I'd leave you out,
did you, Debbie?
Can you bring in
Debbie's surprise,
Mrs. Kai!
(lively piano jazz playing)
Mom!
Debbie, Debbie, oh, Debbie,
my child!
(crowd mutters)
Cindy!
Let me go!
Cindy, Cindy!
Debbie, Debbie!
(audience shocked)
(men laughing)
(crowd murmurs excitedly)
(slap lands)
(crashing)
Let me go, I want
to talk to my child!
Debbie!
Welcome to the
Hotel Underground.
Shut up.
My child's in there.
I have to protect my child!
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...
Let the action again begin.
That's Tommy.
Let me go!
The rules are...
Let me go!
That...
if Debbie wins,
then you get to spend a
lot of time with mommy
in the Hotel Underground...
and no fighting for a month.
But...
if Debbie loses...
then... mommy...
will fight the winner!
(laughs)
Lose you die,
win you live,
lose you die!
Fuck off, you assholes!
Now let the game begin.
Now, I have one more
surprise for you, Debbie.
We have a fourth contestant,
your former lover, or...
should I say abuser?
Bring in the big
fat bastard Ben.
Let the show begin!
That's my rules!
Tampon muncher!
(crowd laughs)
(dramatic orchestral music)
(bells ring out)
(bells ring out)
(dramatic music continues)
(bell)
(dramatic music continues)
(chorus over ponderous music)
(chorus over ponderous music)
(dramatic orchestral music)
(inaudible)
[Crystal] You are
undiluted shit you!
(distorted)
You're next, you old bitch.
(knee cracks)
(lyrical orchestral music)
(Debbie screams)
Remember how this feels,
don't you, Debbie?
(Debbie screams)
(lyrical music continues)
(Debbie grunts)
(lyrical music continues)
(punch lands)
(loud crash)
(lyrical music continues)
My child!
(crash)
(dissonant music)
- Piss off, you asshole!
- You're next!
(tense orchestral music)
(punch lands)
(tense music)
(Debbie grunts)
(punches landing)
(fast dramatic music)
(grunt, punch)
(tender orchestral music)
(punches landing)
(Debbie grunts)
(grunts and screams)
(unintelligible voices)
(hopeful music)
(tremendous crash)
(celebratory music)
You ugly thing.
(hopeful music)
(punch lands)
(crash)
(defiant music)
(screams and hits landing)
Ah!
(grunts)
(hopeful music)
(victorious music)
(silence)
(peaceful music)
(items rattle)
Shh
Suzy, Suzy!
Wake up!
Wake up, Suzy.
(speaks in Japanese)
Ahhh...
Okay.
(speaks in Japanese)
I'm sorry.
Shh.
Suzy... wake up!
(speaks in Japanese)
(deep sigh)
OK.
I will get help.
(whispering)
OK.
(distant upbeat music)
(loud bump)
(louder rock music)
- Hello.
- Hi.
(loud rock music)
You don't want what
you wanted at all
I know you
After you get what you
want, you don't want it
After you get what you
need, you don't need it
You don't want what
you wanted at all
I know you
Get what you want, when
you get what you want
Get what you need,
you don't want it
Get what you want, when
you get what you need
Get what you need,
you don't need it
Stop right there!
Hey!
(blow lands)
Hey.
(kick lands)
(grunt)
(Akira screams)
(tense music)
(kick, grunt)
(Butcher laughs)
Sorry!
Sorry!
(laughter)
Come play with me,
little doll.
Come to daddy!
(laughs)
(laughter fades)
Now ladies and gentleman,
the time you've been
waiting for...
the main event.
And introducing the
undefeated champion,
the madman,
the wild beast of beasts,
The Brute!
(dramatic music)
My boy, Johnnie Keeper.
And his challenger tonight...
he is the recently retired,
ex world champion...
Tommy Majic!
(dramatic rock music)
(furious guitar rock)
(dramatic music)
Let... the show begin!
(crowd cheers)
Let's dance.
(dramatic rock music continues)
(crowd chants)
Lose, you die!
Tommy.
(crowd)
Lose, you die!
(ominous music)
Kill that American
PIG!
(word reverberates)
(punch lands)
(crowd roars)
(blows land)
(punches land)
(punches and fierce grunts)
(driving rock music)
Ohh yeah baby!
(kick lands)
Warrior my warrior
They're calling
out your name
Warrior my warrior
They can't endure the blame
(blows land)
(upbeat rock 'n' roll music)
(loud crash landing)
(sinister music)
(boot lands)
[Cindy] I don't want you
to fight, you promised me.
(dramatic music)
(crash)
(dramatic music)
(heavy boot steps)
(Tommy grunts)
Ahhh...
(crowd reacts)
(Tommy cries out in pain)
(ominous music)
(shirt rips)
(cries out)
(grunts)
(dramatic rock music)
Warrior my warrior
They're calling
out your name
(dreamy music)
(dramatic rock music)
(blows land)
Come you mother fucker!
(Tommy screams)
(arm cracks)
(dramatic rock music)
Warrior my warrior
Stings, doesn't it?
Motherfucker.
(triumphant rock music)
(Tommy roars)
(crowd roars)
That was not the deal!
(triumphant rock music)
[Yuri] I wanted him dead!
DEAD!
Tramp tramp tramp
The boys are marching
Cheer up soldiers
They will come
(orchestral music swells)
(dramatic orchestral music)
(Debbie screams)
What you gonna do, old man?
You shut up!
Me?
(man groans)
(punch lands)
You are a fucking pussy, man.
(man screams)
[Frank]
Bacon get me out of here!
(kick lands)
(majestic music)
- [Akira]Tommy!
- Come here.
(man screams)
Have you met my
friend Stanley?
He fucking loves
little girls like you.
I...
earned...
my...
FREEDOM!
(dramatic music)
(phone rings)
Answer the phone, Jimmy.
Why aren't you
answering the phone?
[Tommy] It's OK, it's me.
(triumphant rock music)
Stay away from me Tommy.
Tommy, help!
(Cindy screams)
It's me, it's Tommy.
Take me places we used to go
Please, it's over...
it's all over, Cindy.
(distorted voices)
(distorted shouts, screams)
Cindy...
(crazy laughter)
Stay away from her, Tommy.
I want to go home.
(unintelligible whispering)
Tommy, take me home with you.
It's just you and me.
[Jimmy] The rules
are very simple.
Win, to live.
Lose, you die.
I wanna play!
(celestial chorus)
(heavy metal music)
Your cries in the
night can't be heard
In the heart of the city
You're begging and
pleading, every single word
Screaming out for pity
Under the surface
deep down below
Your fate lies before you
You can't stop what
you can't control
There's nothing you can do
Win to live, lose you die
The rules are very clear
You must fight to survive
There is no help that's near
No one knows
that you are here
You are now alone
Kill or be killed
There's no escape
from Hotel Underground
Welcome to Hell
Hotel Underground
For indulgence,
disturbed minds
Welcome you to this hell
So macabre, this cabaret
No one lives to tell
A guilty pleasure,
a lust for death
Blood rains as guests die
I understand
it's my decision
I must fight to live or die
Win to live, lose you die
The rules are very clear
You must fight to survive
There is no help that's near
No one knows
that you are here
You are now alone
Kill or be killed
There's no escape
from Hotel Underground
Ladies and gentlemen,
distinguished guests
Welcome to Hotel
Underground
(diabolical laughter)
(heavy metal guitar solo)
Win to live, lose you die
The rules are very clear
You must fight to survive
There is no help that's near
No one knows
that you are here
You are now alone
Kill or be killed
There's no escape
from Hotel Underground
Hotel Underground
(furious guitar solo continues)
Once you've checked in
there is no escape from
Hotel Underground.