iGirl (2016) Movie Script
1
If someone asks me,
"What is the most unforgettable
memory of your life?"
I would say
Until the end comes,
how would I know
what it is?
Evan...
- Good morning, Jian
- Please come and help
Hey, Jian. What's going on?
It's in there, it went inside
- Inside there?
- Yes
Hey, what are you doing here?
Just stay right there
I'm here to save you
- Be careful
- Take it easy...
- Okay...
- Take it easy...
- Don't slip
- That's great
Thank you so much,
good thing you are here
You're too kind
What a beautiful dog tag;
did you make it?
- No...
- It's not yours?
We don't have a dog, it's not ours
So it's not yours?
No, look at it's tag
There must be an owner,
it's not a stray dog
Hey, so where do you...
It ran away...
How can you just run away like this?
It must be going back to it's owner
- All right. That's all right
- Thank you, Evan
I'm Evan
I am always ready to help
Tonight, an important mission awaits
The four of us have been buddies
since childhood
The smart dresser is Heng
He is proposing
to his girlfriend tonight
As buddies, we will certainly
do our best to help
Come help, everybody come help
Get down
"Marry me"
Marry him...
Celebration!
That's great
I told you to wait downstairs.
Where were you?
Waiting for the lift
Then you should arrive earlier
I was trapped in the lift
Why didn't you find a lift
that works?
There's only one lift
How dare you talk back?
That fatso is Irwin
Look at him, all round and flabby
Oh, there they are.
Let's go join them
- I got your shoes dirty
- Well?
His girlfriend Chili
is a black belt karate master
I'll wipe it off right away
Get up
Don't be mad, it's just a little bit
I said, get up
So Irwin has often
become a human punching bag
Being hit by her everyday
Scram!
- Listen
- Let's break up
Don't go. Hear me out first
Don't leave me.
Don't break up with me
I have a cover shooting tomorrow
Hey, Johnny!
Your new girlfriend is cute
My girlfriend Rebecca
That's Andrew, and that's Andy
I don't know the others
That's Johnny
He is truly the King of Style
His girlfriend Rebecca
is a model, they say
But I do recognise
David.
I'm Rebecca
Do you remember me?
I don't recognise you. Sorry
Let's...
I don't know who she is
He owns an international
modeling agency
Stop bothering me!
Let's...
Let's go say hi to Heng
Your boyfriend?
No... Not my boyfriend
My bodyguard
- Excuse me?
- Bodyguard?
You didn't understand?
He is not my boyfriend
You get it now?
As for my girlfriend Janice
This is not a good time to say it
since she seems to be in a bad mood
There you are
Let's go
Heng is waiting. Come on!
What's wrong?
Has Heng paid you back
the money yet?
He just borrowed the money.
How can he pay me back?
So he has money
for a ring and a party,
but can't pay you back?
No, he said he will pay me back
in instalments
Friends should help each other
in times of trouble
Friends? Everyone is your friend
- What about me?
- You're my girlfriend
- So you do know that?
- Of course I do
- Do you know what I like?
- Me
Right? Don't be upset. Come with me
My girlfriend Janice...
But she is not anymore
She is already my ex-girlfriend
Great, I got dumped again
I helped Heng,
but couldn't help myself
You... Everyone in Hong Kong
knows you're an idiot
But as for myself,
I was dumped
before I even knew what's happening
Young man
You have all the time in the world
- I'm not young anymore
- I'm talking about myself
To idiots!
To idiots!
Cheers
- To idiots! Cheers!
- Cheers
It's raining
"The completely artificial
intelligence robotress"
"Would you prefer a person
who doesn't love you,"
"or a robot who does?"
All right, iGirl...
"Intelligent System Identification"
"What qualities would you like
in your robotress?"
"Place your thumb"
"on the pad"
"until the screen indicates
a successful data reading"
"Intelligent System Identification"
"Data Reading in Progress"
"In Progress..."
"Thank you. Data reading complete,
purchase successful"
Great!
Yoda,
you're sick
because you've been eating too much
It's nothing serious
Not a romantic issue
If you're still worried,
you can leave him here a few days
for observation
- All right?
- Sure, no problem
Let's stay in touch by phone
- Yes, thank you Doctor
- You're welcome
- Goodbye
- Goodbye
"Give me a kiss..."
What are you looking at? Get in!
A new target? That was fast!
Have you changed tastes?
- Let's eat
- Hurry, I'm hungry
She's not bad
Come on, let's eat.
- What would you like to drink?
- Anything will do
This one...
Braised rice noodles
with pork strips
- Mr Nutritionist?
- Yes
Is it not healthy
eating boxed lunches?
Nutritionally,
a person burns more calories
when he's sad
So no matter how much you eat,
not much will be absorbed
So consuming some trans fat
may be even better
That's crazy!
When you're sad,
you should just go for a haircut
Isn't that right?
As far as I'm concerned,
there really isn't much to cut
See?
Why don't you cut his, instead?
Sure, 30% off
Just a shampoo will do,
no need to cut
You can either get a hair cut,
or do this
For everybody's sake,
I'm meeting with this one tonight
- Togethter?
- She looks okay
Let me lick my wounds,
you guys go ahead
She is a 33D, even that...
doesn't make you feel better?
- Do you know where the problem is?
- Where?
The problem is
there's only one of her,
- don't you have another one?
- Right, that's the point
Do you have friends
you can bring with you?
- 33A to C will do
- Yes,
any type will do
Let's see
Smarten up and leave now
or I'll be back
and trample you to death.
Scram!
"Warning"
Instructions
"Step One: Soak in Water"
Soak in warm water for 8 hours
What is this?
Good morning
- You are...
- I am what you bought
You're that...
I am the latest
intelligence product iGirl
Serial number IG2017001
Please initiate
authentication procedure
How?
Initiation completed
Master,
you may call me, 001 from now on
Please wait
Please put these on
Go
Yes, Master
what is an iGirl?
It is the most advanced
intelligence product
The on and off switch
is between its brows,
the central processor inside
is 10,000 times
as efficient as a human brain
and can help humans
solve all kinds of problems
An iGirl has three special modes
You may use different modes
by changing the chip
How do I change it?
Master, allow me to demonstrate
Master, would you like a coffee?
Sure
Wow, you're fast
When I said coffee...
I really meant cappuccino
Enjoy
"Danger"
Master
Super kicks? Amazing!
"Danger"
- Let me help you
- No, thanks... don't move
Let me tell you, I am strong
I don't need you to take care of me
001 will provide
heart-felt services to Master
to change your life
I don't need to change anything,
thanks
May I return you?
Once fingerprint authentication
is completed,
001 belongs only to Master.
Let me find the order form
I've got to return you,
I'm not kidding
Where is the order form?
Master
Please try the Intimate Mode
before deciding whether to return me
001? No way
Battery out?
Hey, you're too heavy
001!
- She is hot
- Not bad
- Not bad, right?
- Look at this one
- You're addicted to these?
- What can I do?
I don't have a girlfriend,
at least that's a good substitute
It's buy two get one free,
I want this one
I wasn't going to give you this
This one with 33A
is perfect for Evan
He likes that
These won't work
The ones out now
are more realistic than humans
But you really have to
think it through before getting one
How realistic are they?
Have you tried one?
Can you be clear?
A model!
That's the model you said
which is much more real...
How to use it?
Read it for yourself
Great...
Did you hear that?
Master, shall we continue
with the Intimate Mode?
Well, my friends are here.
It's not a good timing
Put it on hold
Yes, Master
This is... a model?
I know what you're thinking.
No touching!
I tell you,
iGirls are funny
They only identify with one master
- That's interesting
- Yes
Where can I buy one?
- Online, he's doing it now
- Who is?
Darn! How can you not wait for me.
How's it going? You ordered it yet?
I can't get in
Can't get in?
You're a man, how can you say that?
It's very hard to enter
We can't enter;
how do you get into this website?
Beg me
- Please!
- Please, help us
001, can you help them?
Yes, Master
Great, she's helping
Do we get a discount?
Come on
"You are not connected
to the internet"
"iGirl change your life"
I'm in
- Really?
- Yes
You really are!
Wait, don't rush it
Read it...
Think clearly what qualities
you desire in your robotress
before confirmation
I'll go first
- I'm done
- How rude
Your turn
- Well?
- I'm done
"Target"
"Target"
"Cassette recorder"
What's going on?
Master
I am IG2017002
Please initiate
the authentication procedure for me
How?
Master
The procedure is complete
I am yours
What can we do?
Hello, Master
Great
Are you here for delivery?
I am IG2017003
Your company
must have made a mistake
I am created strictly
according to your requirements
so there can be no mistake
But the one
that my friend ordered is S-shaped
Not square-shaped like you
Master, please initiate
the authentication procedure
Don't come near,
I don't want to hurt you
Press...
Authentication procedure is complete
Now I can fulfill
all of your requests
- First, I want to return you
- Except for returns
What?
Get me the number
of the Consumer Council
Master, let's try the Intimate Mode
Master, just now you said
you want to call whom?
Family Planning Association
You two horny kids
- Master, do you need Intimate Mode?
- What?
No need...
- Go get recharged
- Yes
Greet each other
- Hello, I am, 003
- Hello.
Hi, I'm, 002
You iGirls,
are you able to do just anything?
In theory,
there's nothing that iGirls can't do
Really?
Can you give birth to a child?
- I'd love to see that
- I cannot, Master
- She says she cannot
- But in fact,
iGirls aren't omnipotent
So it's just your talk
There are three models of iGirls
003 belongs to Physical Power Model;
she is the strongest
- Shall I demonstrate?
- Please don't
002 belongs to Mental Power Model
Her electric waves are the strongest
and can control anything
- And you?
- 001 belongs to Intelligent Model
I can accurately calculate anything.
My actuary skills are the strongest
I tell you,
actuary is not the most accurate
It is not always accurate
- I agree
- I agree
Yes?
Master, let me do a demonstration
Sure
Barca's number 6
fumbles the pass back
Malaga's number 28 intercepts,
solo drives over the goalie
7 minutes into the game
Malaga leads Barca one, nil
I told you
iGirls are good at empty talk
I told you it's not accurate
Malaga's number 28
intercepts and goes to the end line
drives over the goalie and shoots
Goal!
- Awesome, huh?
- Did you bet on it?
- You...
- Calm down
Either party may score in this game,
right?
It's just sheer luck
Master, it's not luck
In the end,
Malaga will defeat Barca one, nil
- That's hilarious
- I tell you...
If they win, I'll... cut it off
After 90 minutes of the game
Malaga defeats Barcelona
one, nil
You said you'd cut it off.
Do you have a knife, please?
- What to cut off?
- You guess
There is a soda can
at your 10 o'clock
Be careful, Master
There is a puddle ahead.
Be careful, Master
- A water pipe has burst ahead...
- Water pipe burst,
I can see that, 001
I don't want to hear you speak.
It's annoying
- Please listen to me first...
- Leave me alone!
001, come here
Do you see that?
Two lovers are arguing over there
I'll bet with you
You love analyzing, right?
I say they will not break up
"Targeting"
How would you analyze that?
We are living
in two different worlds,
let's call it splits
What are you doing?
I've finished analyzing
We are living
in two different worlds,
let's call it splits
You...
Must you analyze everything?
You told me to analyze
I...
What I mean is,
I would like to let you know
not everything in this world
can be analyzed
For example, human love
For example, like me. Analyze me
Analyze me. Go ahead
There's no way you can
because even I don't know
what I'm thinking
"Danger"
- Master!
- What now?
"Over heat"
- I'm sorry... my mistake
- Never mind...
You...
Master... are... you... all... right?
001?
Follow me
Thank goodness, I made it in time
or she would be toast
Don't you know,
they cannot tolerate magnetism
Once a magnetic force
interferes with them,
they will crash
What I am using now
is my own invention,
an anti-magnetic material
even stronger than that of NASA's
Look. It's working
"Magnetic Scanning"
You are...
I'm Dr Intelligent
So, did you create her?
I don't invent common things
iGirl is my invention
So the other night,
did you hack into my computer?
I'm here to help you
You people
get so dramatic when you break up,
releasing so much negative energy
that accumulates in the atmosphere
I invented iGirl
to give the world
more positive energy,
to change the world
But unfortunately
she... doesn't have human emotions
Don't I need time for research?
Wait for
the next generation of iGirl
There's a next generation?
Of course
"iGirl 2.0"
Don't touch.
That is still work-in-progress!
It may bite you any time
Sorry
Bite?
Why are you here?
He is my partner
Last time he was watching you,
but got lost
Really?
You are his partner?
Momo, come
Momo
Thank you
Master, are you all right?
I'm all right
I'm just worried you're not
I'm all right
Stop looking
I have moved the charger over here
You've just been tuned up.
I can keep an eye on you
if anything goes wrong.
Yes, Master
001, don't look at me,
I'm embarrassed
What is "embarrassed"?
Human will get embarrassed
You're not human,
so you don't understand it
Why are human embarrassed?
When do they get embarrassed?
Shall I be embarrassed?
Shall I be embarrassed with you?
I want to learn more,
in order to communicate better
with you
- Good night
- Good night
The difference
between human and robot
is that humans have emotions
that come from our senses,
sensations and feelings
What is this?
Resin, starch,
pectin, barium sulfate
an extremely high density
plant fibre compound
I repeat, don't analyze
In fact this is called blank paper
If nothing is written
on this sheet of paper,
its like you. It's blank
Follow me
Senses
The eyes is the bridge to link up
human senses and the world
See with your eyes
and see how good the world is
So, we normal people
don't flirt all day long
But I just can't control this
Stop...
Stop...
Sensations
Sweet, salty, bitter, piquant
Different tastes bring
different sensations
Without sensations,
humans would lose a lot of fun
The sensation of sweetness
It's sweet
Correct.
This taste is named "sour"
Sour...
what expression goes with that?
I'll show you
Something like that
Eat up
Master, why are you sweating?
This is called "piquant"
When you taste piquant food,
this is your reaction
Feelings
Happiness, anger, sadness, joy
That's how humans express emotions
We laugh when we're happy,
we cry when we're sad
And we throw a fit when we're angry
When you understand this,
you'll see that
the best analyses are nothing
when compared to human feelings
Smile
Laugh happily
or perhaps...
even happier
Now, in your heart
you feel sour,
like the candy you had last time
Correct;
this feeling is called jealousy
I'll rub you to death
How can you laugh when
I'm rubbing your face like that?
What a coincidence?
A handsome guy is falling for you
He has a very rich father
He molests you
Don't do that
He strokes your shoulders
- Someone molests you
- Good!
Why good?
If someone molests you
and touches your buttocks,
You should say "no"
But when you touched my buttocks,
you told me to say "yes"
What a coincidence?
Yes, indeed
Now I'll let you experience
the music humans listen to
Whenever I hear such romantic music
I always want to do one thing
Master
I can do it anytime
"The Romancing Stars"
- 001, what is this?
- Blank paper
Yes, but you are no longer
a sheet of blank paper
After
a series of intensive training,
you can finally graduate today
Congratulations
Congratulations
Thank you, Master
What is this place?
I want to give you
an extra lesson today
An advanced course to becoming human
- Here?
- Yes
Why were you punished?
My class teacher made me stand here
It was a long time ago
- Let me show you something
- Yes
This was me
Come and see
This?
A pig?
That was me
They called me "Long-haired Pig"
I had long hair as a child
And I was fatter and dirtier
It's true
Aren't you Evan Lam?
Evan is my real name
This is my nickname
Dirty long-haired Pig
I will give you a nickname, too
00 Pig
00 Pig?
- 00 Pig...
- Correct
Long-haired Pig
Sounds nice
But soon,
everything here will vanish
Because
someone has bought this place
All these will become my memories
In this respect
we iGirls are better than humans
because we have an internal
memory drive of 10,000 terabytes
Digital memory can be deleted
But human memories cannot
Because human memories
are human's most valuable assets
You brought me all the way here.
What is so special about this place?
Many tourists come here
But there is a calmness in the midst
of the hustle and bustle
This is the best site
for a resort village
Resort village?
Here...
I think
we can build a swimming pool here
Water means riches
Riches? No!
The Feng Shui Master said
I must stay away from water
Then let's build a garden
That's good, I like flowers
You like flowers?
Do you know what I like?
- Me!
- Oh no!
You and I are the same;
we only like money
With all this talking
- Are you thirsty?
- A bit
This woman yaps all day long
Go to buy some drinks
What are you doing?
Pick them up
Do you want me to pick them up?
No need. I'll pick them up
This woman needs a lesson
- Wait here
- Okay
I'll do it myself
What a coincidence?
Hey, who are you?
I'm educating my woman,
stay out of my business
It's nice
when a man shows some chivalry
Chivalry?
I don't need chivalry
when educating my woman
Witch
Where were we?
Shall I show you
the site down there?
- Okay
- Let's go
Goodbye
Bye
Bye
Fatso!
It's your turn!
Have you peeked at girls bathing?
Of course not
Liar...
Come on... quick...
- Hold him...
- No...
- Come on...
- No
- Pry his eyes open
- Do it...
You
Did you have double-eyelid surgery?
Have you?
No, I only got snipped
You did?
Hold him...
- No
- Here's the chili sauce
- Put in his nostrils
- Help!
- Come on
- Come... quick...
You're cruel
- Just a small punishment
- Continue! Who's next?
- Your turn
- Okay. Come on...
Since she has been here...
How many times have you done it?
- How many times?
- Say it!
Say it...
None
Liar, you lied...
- I didn't lie
- Did you lie?
- I didn't lie
- You're kidding
- Well, pass
- It's not pass
I'm not gonna let you pass
The last time you did it,
was it with Janice?
- Was it with Janice?
- Was it?
Stop asking these questions
- Say it!
- I've answered you already
If it's not her,
then it's got to be...
I'm going to the bathroom,
that's all for now
That's not possible,
we've done it...
Ask her
- Ask her
- Why?
Oh, I know
Did you forget
to bring the Intimate Chip?
I'll lend you mine
Master, I'll go get a towel
Stay
Master, what's wrong?
I hate the feeling of being despised
Don't worry
I will always be by your side
You're so good to me
starting today
I will call you Elaine
Elaine?
I shall be called Elaine?
Is that all right?
It's so hot
Is this better?
- It's so cold
- I'll take it away
Hold me
Hug me tighter
- Is that better?
- 003
your company did well
sending you to me
I really need you very much
Didn't anyone treat you
like this before?
You treat me the best
in the whole world
It is,
003's duty to treat my Master well
I don't want to call you, 003
It sounds like bed numbers
at the hospital
Why don't I call you Michelin
What is that?
Michelin means...
very comfortable
Very comfortable!
You're still burning up
Yes, that's how it is with a fever
Hold me tighter and I'll be fine
But keep rubbing
with your other hand
It's very comfortable
What are you doing?
Nothing. I think you'd rest better
if I move outside tonight.
Is it because of the embarrassment
just now...
Are you angry?
No
I don't understand embarrassment,
how can I be angry?
You don't understand
embarrassment or anger?
The girl they mentioned, Janice
Is she the one we met...
She was my ex
It's over.
She doesn't mean anything anymore
I was just thinking
I've fallen in love several times.
It was always very happy
when it started,
but all ended badly
Sometimes I ask myself
Is it their problem,
or mine?
I... don't think you have a problem
The charger... Just leave it there,
don't move it
Okay?
Good night
Good night
Look at that witch
She won't leave my Johnny alone
Don't be jealous
You hooked up with the owner
of the modelling agency already.
You've got it made.
I don't want to talk about it.
That man?
Keeps saying he'll make me a star
And then? He disappears!
So does my new boyfriend
He changed his phone number
and vanished
If it were Irwin,
if he dared to take
a half-second long to take my call
I would break his legs
Stop mentioning them, okay?
By the way
When you marry Boss She
at the end of the year
Will you invite us
to be your bridesmaids?
I'll dress up extra nicely
and be sure to catch a better one
I've dumped him
Are you stupid?
How can you dump such a rich man?
You don't think a guy as rich
as Boss She is good enough?
You might not find a better one
The best may not be from the future;
he might be in the past
Right?
You've experienced a lot of men
You understand what I mean
When I dumped Johnny,
I was too mean
And now
he is with that little witch
Me too
Actually, Irwin was the best
If a woman cannot get back
what belongs to her,
she cannot claim to be a woman
No...
That's your friend?
What's wrong with him?
His wife cheated on him, poor guy
- So sad?
- I know
- Have you seen my wife?
- Heng
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay
Michelin is looking for you
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay now. Thanks
You are too kind
You know
how powerful my woman is now
You drink too much.
Go sit over there
Let's continue
My wife is cheating on me;
did you know that?
I do...
Excuse me...
She was a bit too strong.
- What's wrong with you?
- What shall I do now?
It's a big world
There are so many opportunities
out there
- Go play
- Come on
Hi, Johnny
Hi
This girl is not bad
Irwin,
there's no need to be so scared
Your new bodyguard?
Piggy, who's that?
She's a witch
- Hi
- Hi
I haven't thanked you
for helping me last time
It's on me tonight
That's not necessary,
I was just helping as a friend
You haven't changed at all
Hi
Why don't we party together?
No, thanks, we're about to leave
- We're leaving
- No way you're leaving
What's the game? Tell me!
The loser must drink all this
- Okay?
- Yes
Ready
One, two, three!
- Come on, Michelin
- Come on
Why don't you use both hands.
Come on
- Why don't you lean on it?
- Yes!
- Come on
- Michelin, Come...
- What happened?
- I broke my nail
What shall we do?
Let's go home and have some noodles.
I'll be fine then.
- I'll go make noodles for you
- Great
We're going home for supper, bye
- Goodbye
- How dare you're leaving
- Don't go, wait for us
- We're in a hurry
Up next is a dance contest
Whoever attracts the most attention
from the guys in a minute, wins
Music
Come back
Are you trying to cop a feel?
I can't hold it anymore
One last time
You haven't even played with me
Liar's Dice... the loser has to strip
and dance naked on stage
- Okay?
- Sure
Excuse me
Don't worry, I'll be fine
Me first
I don't lie, 10 ones
10 ones?
Do you know what that means?
5 ones plus 5 ones is 10 ones
Well?
- No...
- Are you okay?
There are magnets here
Of course there are
You are cheating
You are...
Are you not shameful for doing this?
Don't you understand
why I'm doing all this?
Can you give me one more chance?
Why don't I just tell you
I have a girlfriend already
Must you be so heartless to me?
They say someone
is doing a striptease
Striptease! Come and see
- Really?
- Striptease
Striptease...
What are you doing?
Nothing
I thought you would have crashed
from the magnet
No. Look at me
I'm fine, very normal
Just now I said...
You are my girlfriend
- Just now
- Yes. What were you thinking?
I...
What were you thinking
when you bought the iGirl?
Actually, I wasn't thinking much.
That day I was drunk,
and the computer
asked for my fingerprint
then you showed up after 2 days.
In fact it is very difficult
What? What is so difficult?
According to the database,
the probability for two people
to meet is ten million to one
If two people are to become friends,
the chances are 200 million to one
With them falling in love,
500 million to one
Human emotions cannot be calculated
Leave me alone!
Pease listen to me one last time
Do you remember them yet?
There's nothing to explain
Leave me alone, okay?
I told you
we're from two different worlds
I want to break up
Please give me one more chance,
okay?
I told you
Love is really hard to predict
Wait
- Are you fully charged?
- Yes, I'm fully charged
That fat woman was crazy,
and strong as an ox
Next time I see her
I'll go after her with a cleaver
That hag is crazy, too
I wonder if she had drugged
those guys with love potion
Don't you think
they are a bit weird?
What do you mean by weird? Be clear
I'm on my way home from shopping
You went shopping alone?
What did you get?
You'll find out later
- Okay, bye
- All right, bye
Hi
I came to apologize
I think I went too far last time.
- Sorry
- I'm not angry
Besides,
it was partly my fault last time
Evan has great taste,
you're a good girlfriend
And I have something for you
This necklace
was Evan's first gift to me
But I think it will suit you better
- I'll help you put it on
- No need...
- Don't worry about it
- No need
Well? Do you like it?
Excuse me, I don't feel well
- I have to go now
- Are you okay?
Momo.
Come out or you don't get fed
Momo
Momo, lunch time
Doctor
001?
I was under magnetic interference
How careless of you
- Hi
- Hi
- Time to eat again
- What are you hiding?
- What?
- You're hiding something
- I'm not hiding anything
- Open it up.
- What's that?
- Open it up.
"Long-haired Pig"
"Wash your hands before meals;
don't be a dirty pig"
- 00 Pig
- That's so sweet
You even used this music
for your ringtone.
You're so romantic
Yes, I just started
See?
Yes
I'm not alone
- I'll call you when I'm done, bye
- Yeah?
What does your lunch box
- look like?
- What's it look like...
- The lunchbox is adorable!
- Shut up
I really want to eat it
I don't want my lunch,
- Yes, let's jealous of it
- I want yours
- Don't make it too hot
- We can share
- or it'll be ruined
- I'm going to reheat this
- Come on... bring it over
- What's that?
It's Daddy's birthday
Easy
Happy birthday, Daddy
- Thanks, darling
- Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday, Honey!
- Thank you!
Let's eat the cake together
Let's eat the cake
Uncle Leung, Dr Lam,
let's eat the cake
I'll be a moment
Go play by yourself; I'm busy
Go on
Go play
No!
No! Down!
Momo, down!
Down!
I failed again
Momo
Good doggy
Stay and get plenty of rest
Listen to Daddy
I'm going to work
What is this for?
Who are you?
What are you doing here?
This is a private property
There are many secrets here
that you shouldn't see.
We're just here to look around
Say it!
What secrets do you have?
- Say it! Say it out!
- What?
What do you want me to say?
IGirl 2.0
is an invention in progress only
Not this, no matter what
It will magnify
your hatred ad infinitum
"Fail"
- Thank you
- Your cake, Mr Lam
You're funny
- It's your birthday
- Be careful
But you're buying
your own birthday cake?
So funny?
Who told you
I'm buying it for myself?
Who is it for then?
Stay out of my business. Help me...
Fine, I'll help
- 00 Pig!
- 00 Pig!
- How romantic?
- How touching?
Turning your own birthday
into her birthday
So you can celebrate
with her forever
- What a great idea
- Thank you very much
We have to learn from Evan
- He's stealing from you, Manager!
- It's Irwin, remember his face!
Where shall I put this?
Where did you get it? So pretty
There, and there
- Put it there
- So you need one too.
Let me help you
Pretty?
Now it's lop-sided
It's not
- Perfect
- One for each of us
"To Long-haired Pig,
Happy Birthday!"
"I'll be with you
on all your birthdays,"
"00 Pig"
What is this?
Did you make it yourself?
She's been knitting it
for a long time
How sweet?
Tonight I will knit one
for Johnny too
"To 00 Pig"
"To 00 Pig"
"From now on,
today is your birthday."
"Happy Birthday!"
"Long-haired pig"
Why is there a card?
- Let me see...
- Let me see
He gave you his birthday
as your birthday
- So now you share the same birthday.
- Give it back!
- How romantic!
- Get it...
Give it to me
- So sweet...
- How romantic!
We must give her a birthday gift
Yes. Today is your birthday
What birthday gift would you like?
- What birthday gift do you like?
- We'll buy it for you
Hurry up with the decorations...
okay?
They're coming back
I want to share a birthday, too
- It is so nice to have a birthday!
- I want it too!
- I want a birthday
- Me too!
Must we go
to so far a place for a gift?
What can we buy here?
- Yes, anything special here?
- Doctor!
This is the headquarters of iGirls
How... How did you know?
That's none of your business
What gifts can we buy here?
Here it is. We're all set
All set for what?
You mean this cheapy necklace
- With the cheapy rock?
- What cheapy rock?
It will disable magnetic forces
Disable what kind
of magnetic forces?
They are robots
They will lose control
when interfered by magnetic force.
Then you'd have more than one,
right?
Exactly,
we need to survive with that too
- Yes
- See for yourselves
You're a true friend
That's right
- Put it on and see
- Momo
- How's it?
- It does look good
Where's the Doctor?
Where's the Doctor, Momo?
Great
Doctor!
- What's happened?
- Who's that?
Doctor!
I used up my power
helping you decorate
Yes, I'm exhausted
- I need to recharge
- So do I
Go get recharged, it's at the back.
But it may not be the right size
- You're funny
- Really?
Evan says the party
will not be held here
We have to go to the Doctor's place
We wasted our energy for nothing
Maybe
he wants to give you a surprise
That's so sweet
That's true. It's my birthday
A birthday is great
Why is it so dark and eerie?
What surprise can be here?
- Go in and find out
- All right
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear...
00 Pig
Happy Birthday to you
Where's Evan?
- Evan
- Johnny!
Piggy!
001, are you all right?
Don't come over here, Michelin
Go away, Elaine
All of you, stay where you are
There is a magnetic wave here
Are you thinking of leaving already?
But we haven't had the cake yet.
It's sweet. Thank you!
It's sweet?
Michelin
Momo, go help them, quickly
Go
"Over heat"
- They are scared of water
- 001, did you hear that?
They are scared of water
Momo
- What's in his mouth?
- The anti-magnet necklace
- Momo
- Momo
We're freed
- What shall we do now?
- Find a hose
- They're up there.
- Find the hoses
"Over heat"
"Over heat"
"Over heat"
- Well?
- It's locked
- No way.
- Hey, up there
- Michelin, hang in there
- Elaine, hold on
- The hoses are over here, hurry up
- Go!
You iGirls are pathetic
you think that
by learning some human ways,
getting a human name,
and giving yourselves birthdays,
you will become real human beings?
Have you ever experienced pain?
Do you understand what pain is now?
IGirl is merely an extraneous
technology in the game world
that shouldn't even exist
Michelin
Piggy
Am I burning up?
It's just a fever
Hold me tight and we'll be okay
Master
I... seem to be a bit tired
Lean on me
We'll sleep in each other's arms
like we always do, okay?
Let's go home
Once you're recharged,
you'll be fine
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you, too
I've always thought
the iGirl
would make you so very happy
I never dreamed
they could bring you so much pain
So I've decided
to erase this memory
I can really take a beating,
why doesn't Chili like me?
That's the same for Rebecca
She doesn't like it
no matter what I do
I agree
I want a girlfriend
Who do they think they are?
- That's my Chili,
- I really want a girlfriend
I want her
Really?
- Hello, Evan?
- Yes
Are you there yet?
We're waiting for you
My wife came back to me,
we're back together
- Okay... fine
- We'll go out some other time
- All right, bye
- Bye
Heng stood us up.
They're getting back together
Seriously?
So should we congratulate him
or not?
- A little
- Okay, a small congrats
- Let's drink
- Sure, no big deal!
What are you guys doing?
What the heck?
I... I don't know,
I suddenly wanted to kiss someone
True. Suddenly
I wanted to kiss someone too
So do I
"To analyze love with data"
"I probably didn't
know what love is"
"Turns out rationale has no place
in a relationship"
"Who would come reset my brain?"
"Until I know for sure he loves me"
"Please let me record this feeling"
"You would long for a commitment
when you are in love"
"You would expect more
when you are in love"
"With his fingerprint
on my forehead"
"And his identity on my lips"
"We became so close to each other
and are no longer strangers"
"I would remember forever
how it happened"
"When feelings
became true incidentally"
"Falling in love with him over time"
"I learnt about jealousy"
"And getting used to
sail through troubles hand in hand"
"I love the moment that..."
"you're hugging me now"
A001, please go to counter A
- Hello
- Coming...
- Miss, he meant me
- No, he was calling for me
- I'm, 001
- 001?
No, I'm, 001
Yours is B001
The information desk is behind us
I'm A, repairs, which is here
Yes. Sorry, Miss
Counter B is there, in the middle
Derek...
- It's for B
- This way, Miss
- He will serve you
- Sorry...
Sorry...
- Miss, how may I help you?
- Excuse me
All right
I got my phone wet
Did water get inside?
Can you turn it on?
We said meeting at six
- Why are you so late?
- I told you I had to fix my phone
Hurry up,
Johnny and I brought new girlfriends
- We're all waiting for you
- All right
The longer I talk, the later I'll be
- Okay, bye
- Alright
No, he was calling for me
I'm, 001
I am the latest
intelligence product iGirl
Serial number IG2017001
Digital memory can be deleted
But human memories cannot
Hello, pardon me
Where's, 001?
001...
- 001?
- Yes
- Has she left?
- Hello
- Calm down, Miss
- Sorry
How can I help you?
- I just had my phone fixed here
- Yes
My phone was white,
but when I took it out it's black
- Can you check it for me?
- Sure
- I'll check it for you
- 001
I've finally found you
What are you doing?
Nothing, just playing with you
I have a friend
who looks just like you
I thought you were her
That's such an old trick
I have an older one:
May I have your phone number?
- Sorry...
- I'm getting used to it
You're so late, no popcorn for you
- Here's Johnny's
- Thanks
- It's all right
- What if I want some too?
I'll buy you another one later
- Hello
- It's yours
- Yes. This is my new girlfriend
- Thank you.
Hi, I'm Michelin
- Hello...
- So cuddly
I can tell
I'm saying I'm so cuddly
And you?
My girlfriend
Hi, I'm Elaine
And... she is?
- This clumsy one?
- Yes
Meet my new girlfriend
- Miss Ling
- Hello
- Hello, Miss Ling
- Hello
I've heard so much about you two
- Really?
- My buddies
- Who bought the tickets today?
- Look at you...
- I did
- What are we watching?
It's about robot girlfriends,
sounds interesting
- It does sound interesting
- Interesting
It's starting...
If someone asks me,
"What is the most unforgettable
memory of your life?"
I would say
Until the end comes,
how would I know
what it is?
Evan...
- Good morning, Jian
- Please come and help
Hey, Jian. What's going on?
It's in there, it went inside
- Inside there?
- Yes
Hey, what are you doing here?
Just stay right there
I'm here to save you
- Be careful
- Take it easy...
- Okay...
- Take it easy...
- Don't slip
- That's great
Thank you so much,
good thing you are here
You're too kind
What a beautiful dog tag;
did you make it?
- No...
- It's not yours?
We don't have a dog, it's not ours
So it's not yours?
No, look at it's tag
There must be an owner,
it's not a stray dog
Hey, so where do you...
It ran away...
How can you just run away like this?
It must be going back to it's owner
- All right. That's all right
- Thank you, Evan
I'm Evan
I am always ready to help
Tonight, an important mission awaits
The four of us have been buddies
since childhood
The smart dresser is Heng
He is proposing
to his girlfriend tonight
As buddies, we will certainly
do our best to help
Come help, everybody come help
Get down
"Marry me"
Marry him...
Celebration!
That's great
I told you to wait downstairs.
Where were you?
Waiting for the lift
Then you should arrive earlier
I was trapped in the lift
Why didn't you find a lift
that works?
There's only one lift
How dare you talk back?
That fatso is Irwin
Look at him, all round and flabby
Oh, there they are.
Let's go join them
- I got your shoes dirty
- Well?
His girlfriend Chili
is a black belt karate master
I'll wipe it off right away
Get up
Don't be mad, it's just a little bit
I said, get up
So Irwin has often
become a human punching bag
Being hit by her everyday
Scram!
- Listen
- Let's break up
Don't go. Hear me out first
Don't leave me.
Don't break up with me
I have a cover shooting tomorrow
Hey, Johnny!
Your new girlfriend is cute
My girlfriend Rebecca
That's Andrew, and that's Andy
I don't know the others
That's Johnny
He is truly the King of Style
His girlfriend Rebecca
is a model, they say
But I do recognise
David.
I'm Rebecca
Do you remember me?
I don't recognise you. Sorry
Let's...
I don't know who she is
He owns an international
modeling agency
Stop bothering me!
Let's...
Let's go say hi to Heng
Your boyfriend?
No... Not my boyfriend
My bodyguard
- Excuse me?
- Bodyguard?
You didn't understand?
He is not my boyfriend
You get it now?
As for my girlfriend Janice
This is not a good time to say it
since she seems to be in a bad mood
There you are
Let's go
Heng is waiting. Come on!
What's wrong?
Has Heng paid you back
the money yet?
He just borrowed the money.
How can he pay me back?
So he has money
for a ring and a party,
but can't pay you back?
No, he said he will pay me back
in instalments
Friends should help each other
in times of trouble
Friends? Everyone is your friend
- What about me?
- You're my girlfriend
- So you do know that?
- Of course I do
- Do you know what I like?
- Me
Right? Don't be upset. Come with me
My girlfriend Janice...
But she is not anymore
She is already my ex-girlfriend
Great, I got dumped again
I helped Heng,
but couldn't help myself
You... Everyone in Hong Kong
knows you're an idiot
But as for myself,
I was dumped
before I even knew what's happening
Young man
You have all the time in the world
- I'm not young anymore
- I'm talking about myself
To idiots!
To idiots!
Cheers
- To idiots! Cheers!
- Cheers
It's raining
"The completely artificial
intelligence robotress"
"Would you prefer a person
who doesn't love you,"
"or a robot who does?"
All right, iGirl...
"Intelligent System Identification"
"What qualities would you like
in your robotress?"
"Place your thumb"
"on the pad"
"until the screen indicates
a successful data reading"
"Intelligent System Identification"
"Data Reading in Progress"
"In Progress..."
"Thank you. Data reading complete,
purchase successful"
Great!
Yoda,
you're sick
because you've been eating too much
It's nothing serious
Not a romantic issue
If you're still worried,
you can leave him here a few days
for observation
- All right?
- Sure, no problem
Let's stay in touch by phone
- Yes, thank you Doctor
- You're welcome
- Goodbye
- Goodbye
"Give me a kiss..."
What are you looking at? Get in!
A new target? That was fast!
Have you changed tastes?
- Let's eat
- Hurry, I'm hungry
She's not bad
Come on, let's eat.
- What would you like to drink?
- Anything will do
This one...
Braised rice noodles
with pork strips
- Mr Nutritionist?
- Yes
Is it not healthy
eating boxed lunches?
Nutritionally,
a person burns more calories
when he's sad
So no matter how much you eat,
not much will be absorbed
So consuming some trans fat
may be even better
That's crazy!
When you're sad,
you should just go for a haircut
Isn't that right?
As far as I'm concerned,
there really isn't much to cut
See?
Why don't you cut his, instead?
Sure, 30% off
Just a shampoo will do,
no need to cut
You can either get a hair cut,
or do this
For everybody's sake,
I'm meeting with this one tonight
- Togethter?
- She looks okay
Let me lick my wounds,
you guys go ahead
She is a 33D, even that...
doesn't make you feel better?
- Do you know where the problem is?
- Where?
The problem is
there's only one of her,
- don't you have another one?
- Right, that's the point
Do you have friends
you can bring with you?
- 33A to C will do
- Yes,
any type will do
Let's see
Smarten up and leave now
or I'll be back
and trample you to death.
Scram!
"Warning"
Instructions
"Step One: Soak in Water"
Soak in warm water for 8 hours
What is this?
Good morning
- You are...
- I am what you bought
You're that...
I am the latest
intelligence product iGirl
Serial number IG2017001
Please initiate
authentication procedure
How?
Initiation completed
Master,
you may call me, 001 from now on
Please wait
Please put these on
Go
Yes, Master
what is an iGirl?
It is the most advanced
intelligence product
The on and off switch
is between its brows,
the central processor inside
is 10,000 times
as efficient as a human brain
and can help humans
solve all kinds of problems
An iGirl has three special modes
You may use different modes
by changing the chip
How do I change it?
Master, allow me to demonstrate
Master, would you like a coffee?
Sure
Wow, you're fast
When I said coffee...
I really meant cappuccino
Enjoy
"Danger"
Master
Super kicks? Amazing!
"Danger"
- Let me help you
- No, thanks... don't move
Let me tell you, I am strong
I don't need you to take care of me
001 will provide
heart-felt services to Master
to change your life
I don't need to change anything,
thanks
May I return you?
Once fingerprint authentication
is completed,
001 belongs only to Master.
Let me find the order form
I've got to return you,
I'm not kidding
Where is the order form?
Master
Please try the Intimate Mode
before deciding whether to return me
001? No way
Battery out?
Hey, you're too heavy
001!
- She is hot
- Not bad
- Not bad, right?
- Look at this one
- You're addicted to these?
- What can I do?
I don't have a girlfriend,
at least that's a good substitute
It's buy two get one free,
I want this one
I wasn't going to give you this
This one with 33A
is perfect for Evan
He likes that
These won't work
The ones out now
are more realistic than humans
But you really have to
think it through before getting one
How realistic are they?
Have you tried one?
Can you be clear?
A model!
That's the model you said
which is much more real...
How to use it?
Read it for yourself
Great...
Did you hear that?
Master, shall we continue
with the Intimate Mode?
Well, my friends are here.
It's not a good timing
Put it on hold
Yes, Master
This is... a model?
I know what you're thinking.
No touching!
I tell you,
iGirls are funny
They only identify with one master
- That's interesting
- Yes
Where can I buy one?
- Online, he's doing it now
- Who is?
Darn! How can you not wait for me.
How's it going? You ordered it yet?
I can't get in
Can't get in?
You're a man, how can you say that?
It's very hard to enter
We can't enter;
how do you get into this website?
Beg me
- Please!
- Please, help us
001, can you help them?
Yes, Master
Great, she's helping
Do we get a discount?
Come on
"You are not connected
to the internet"
"iGirl change your life"
I'm in
- Really?
- Yes
You really are!
Wait, don't rush it
Read it...
Think clearly what qualities
you desire in your robotress
before confirmation
I'll go first
- I'm done
- How rude
Your turn
- Well?
- I'm done
"Target"
"Target"
"Cassette recorder"
What's going on?
Master
I am IG2017002
Please initiate
the authentication procedure for me
How?
Master
The procedure is complete
I am yours
What can we do?
Hello, Master
Great
Are you here for delivery?
I am IG2017003
Your company
must have made a mistake
I am created strictly
according to your requirements
so there can be no mistake
But the one
that my friend ordered is S-shaped
Not square-shaped like you
Master, please initiate
the authentication procedure
Don't come near,
I don't want to hurt you
Press...
Authentication procedure is complete
Now I can fulfill
all of your requests
- First, I want to return you
- Except for returns
What?
Get me the number
of the Consumer Council
Master, let's try the Intimate Mode
Master, just now you said
you want to call whom?
Family Planning Association
You two horny kids
- Master, do you need Intimate Mode?
- What?
No need...
- Go get recharged
- Yes
Greet each other
- Hello, I am, 003
- Hello.
Hi, I'm, 002
You iGirls,
are you able to do just anything?
In theory,
there's nothing that iGirls can't do
Really?
Can you give birth to a child?
- I'd love to see that
- I cannot, Master
- She says she cannot
- But in fact,
iGirls aren't omnipotent
So it's just your talk
There are three models of iGirls
003 belongs to Physical Power Model;
she is the strongest
- Shall I demonstrate?
- Please don't
002 belongs to Mental Power Model
Her electric waves are the strongest
and can control anything
- And you?
- 001 belongs to Intelligent Model
I can accurately calculate anything.
My actuary skills are the strongest
I tell you,
actuary is not the most accurate
It is not always accurate
- I agree
- I agree
Yes?
Master, let me do a demonstration
Sure
Barca's number 6
fumbles the pass back
Malaga's number 28 intercepts,
solo drives over the goalie
7 minutes into the game
Malaga leads Barca one, nil
I told you
iGirls are good at empty talk
I told you it's not accurate
Malaga's number 28
intercepts and goes to the end line
drives over the goalie and shoots
Goal!
- Awesome, huh?
- Did you bet on it?
- You...
- Calm down
Either party may score in this game,
right?
It's just sheer luck
Master, it's not luck
In the end,
Malaga will defeat Barca one, nil
- That's hilarious
- I tell you...
If they win, I'll... cut it off
After 90 minutes of the game
Malaga defeats Barcelona
one, nil
You said you'd cut it off.
Do you have a knife, please?
- What to cut off?
- You guess
There is a soda can
at your 10 o'clock
Be careful, Master
There is a puddle ahead.
Be careful, Master
- A water pipe has burst ahead...
- Water pipe burst,
I can see that, 001
I don't want to hear you speak.
It's annoying
- Please listen to me first...
- Leave me alone!
001, come here
Do you see that?
Two lovers are arguing over there
I'll bet with you
You love analyzing, right?
I say they will not break up
"Targeting"
How would you analyze that?
We are living
in two different worlds,
let's call it splits
What are you doing?
I've finished analyzing
We are living
in two different worlds,
let's call it splits
You...
Must you analyze everything?
You told me to analyze
I...
What I mean is,
I would like to let you know
not everything in this world
can be analyzed
For example, human love
For example, like me. Analyze me
Analyze me. Go ahead
There's no way you can
because even I don't know
what I'm thinking
"Danger"
- Master!
- What now?
"Over heat"
- I'm sorry... my mistake
- Never mind...
You...
Master... are... you... all... right?
001?
Follow me
Thank goodness, I made it in time
or she would be toast
Don't you know,
they cannot tolerate magnetism
Once a magnetic force
interferes with them,
they will crash
What I am using now
is my own invention,
an anti-magnetic material
even stronger than that of NASA's
Look. It's working
"Magnetic Scanning"
You are...
I'm Dr Intelligent
So, did you create her?
I don't invent common things
iGirl is my invention
So the other night,
did you hack into my computer?
I'm here to help you
You people
get so dramatic when you break up,
releasing so much negative energy
that accumulates in the atmosphere
I invented iGirl
to give the world
more positive energy,
to change the world
But unfortunately
she... doesn't have human emotions
Don't I need time for research?
Wait for
the next generation of iGirl
There's a next generation?
Of course
"iGirl 2.0"
Don't touch.
That is still work-in-progress!
It may bite you any time
Sorry
Bite?
Why are you here?
He is my partner
Last time he was watching you,
but got lost
Really?
You are his partner?
Momo, come
Momo
Thank you
Master, are you all right?
I'm all right
I'm just worried you're not
I'm all right
Stop looking
I have moved the charger over here
You've just been tuned up.
I can keep an eye on you
if anything goes wrong.
Yes, Master
001, don't look at me,
I'm embarrassed
What is "embarrassed"?
Human will get embarrassed
You're not human,
so you don't understand it
Why are human embarrassed?
When do they get embarrassed?
Shall I be embarrassed?
Shall I be embarrassed with you?
I want to learn more,
in order to communicate better
with you
- Good night
- Good night
The difference
between human and robot
is that humans have emotions
that come from our senses,
sensations and feelings
What is this?
Resin, starch,
pectin, barium sulfate
an extremely high density
plant fibre compound
I repeat, don't analyze
In fact this is called blank paper
If nothing is written
on this sheet of paper,
its like you. It's blank
Follow me
Senses
The eyes is the bridge to link up
human senses and the world
See with your eyes
and see how good the world is
So, we normal people
don't flirt all day long
But I just can't control this
Stop...
Stop...
Sensations
Sweet, salty, bitter, piquant
Different tastes bring
different sensations
Without sensations,
humans would lose a lot of fun
The sensation of sweetness
It's sweet
Correct.
This taste is named "sour"
Sour...
what expression goes with that?
I'll show you
Something like that
Eat up
Master, why are you sweating?
This is called "piquant"
When you taste piquant food,
this is your reaction
Feelings
Happiness, anger, sadness, joy
That's how humans express emotions
We laugh when we're happy,
we cry when we're sad
And we throw a fit when we're angry
When you understand this,
you'll see that
the best analyses are nothing
when compared to human feelings
Smile
Laugh happily
or perhaps...
even happier
Now, in your heart
you feel sour,
like the candy you had last time
Correct;
this feeling is called jealousy
I'll rub you to death
How can you laugh when
I'm rubbing your face like that?
What a coincidence?
A handsome guy is falling for you
He has a very rich father
He molests you
Don't do that
He strokes your shoulders
- Someone molests you
- Good!
Why good?
If someone molests you
and touches your buttocks,
You should say "no"
But when you touched my buttocks,
you told me to say "yes"
What a coincidence?
Yes, indeed
Now I'll let you experience
the music humans listen to
Whenever I hear such romantic music
I always want to do one thing
Master
I can do it anytime
"The Romancing Stars"
- 001, what is this?
- Blank paper
Yes, but you are no longer
a sheet of blank paper
After
a series of intensive training,
you can finally graduate today
Congratulations
Congratulations
Thank you, Master
What is this place?
I want to give you
an extra lesson today
An advanced course to becoming human
- Here?
- Yes
Why were you punished?
My class teacher made me stand here
It was a long time ago
- Let me show you something
- Yes
This was me
Come and see
This?
A pig?
That was me
They called me "Long-haired Pig"
I had long hair as a child
And I was fatter and dirtier
It's true
Aren't you Evan Lam?
Evan is my real name
This is my nickname
Dirty long-haired Pig
I will give you a nickname, too
00 Pig
00 Pig?
- 00 Pig...
- Correct
Long-haired Pig
Sounds nice
But soon,
everything here will vanish
Because
someone has bought this place
All these will become my memories
In this respect
we iGirls are better than humans
because we have an internal
memory drive of 10,000 terabytes
Digital memory can be deleted
But human memories cannot
Because human memories
are human's most valuable assets
You brought me all the way here.
What is so special about this place?
Many tourists come here
But there is a calmness in the midst
of the hustle and bustle
This is the best site
for a resort village
Resort village?
Here...
I think
we can build a swimming pool here
Water means riches
Riches? No!
The Feng Shui Master said
I must stay away from water
Then let's build a garden
That's good, I like flowers
You like flowers?
Do you know what I like?
- Me!
- Oh no!
You and I are the same;
we only like money
With all this talking
- Are you thirsty?
- A bit
This woman yaps all day long
Go to buy some drinks
What are you doing?
Pick them up
Do you want me to pick them up?
No need. I'll pick them up
This woman needs a lesson
- Wait here
- Okay
I'll do it myself
What a coincidence?
Hey, who are you?
I'm educating my woman,
stay out of my business
It's nice
when a man shows some chivalry
Chivalry?
I don't need chivalry
when educating my woman
Witch
Where were we?
Shall I show you
the site down there?
- Okay
- Let's go
Goodbye
Bye
Bye
Fatso!
It's your turn!
Have you peeked at girls bathing?
Of course not
Liar...
Come on... quick...
- Hold him...
- No...
- Come on...
- No
- Pry his eyes open
- Do it...
You
Did you have double-eyelid surgery?
Have you?
No, I only got snipped
You did?
Hold him...
- No
- Here's the chili sauce
- Put in his nostrils
- Help!
- Come on
- Come... quick...
You're cruel
- Just a small punishment
- Continue! Who's next?
- Your turn
- Okay. Come on...
Since she has been here...
How many times have you done it?
- How many times?
- Say it!
Say it...
None
Liar, you lied...
- I didn't lie
- Did you lie?
- I didn't lie
- You're kidding
- Well, pass
- It's not pass
I'm not gonna let you pass
The last time you did it,
was it with Janice?
- Was it with Janice?
- Was it?
Stop asking these questions
- Say it!
- I've answered you already
If it's not her,
then it's got to be...
I'm going to the bathroom,
that's all for now
That's not possible,
we've done it...
Ask her
- Ask her
- Why?
Oh, I know
Did you forget
to bring the Intimate Chip?
I'll lend you mine
Master, I'll go get a towel
Stay
Master, what's wrong?
I hate the feeling of being despised
Don't worry
I will always be by your side
You're so good to me
starting today
I will call you Elaine
Elaine?
I shall be called Elaine?
Is that all right?
It's so hot
Is this better?
- It's so cold
- I'll take it away
Hold me
Hug me tighter
- Is that better?
- 003
your company did well
sending you to me
I really need you very much
Didn't anyone treat you
like this before?
You treat me the best
in the whole world
It is,
003's duty to treat my Master well
I don't want to call you, 003
It sounds like bed numbers
at the hospital
Why don't I call you Michelin
What is that?
Michelin means...
very comfortable
Very comfortable!
You're still burning up
Yes, that's how it is with a fever
Hold me tighter and I'll be fine
But keep rubbing
with your other hand
It's very comfortable
What are you doing?
Nothing. I think you'd rest better
if I move outside tonight.
Is it because of the embarrassment
just now...
Are you angry?
No
I don't understand embarrassment,
how can I be angry?
You don't understand
embarrassment or anger?
The girl they mentioned, Janice
Is she the one we met...
She was my ex
It's over.
She doesn't mean anything anymore
I was just thinking
I've fallen in love several times.
It was always very happy
when it started,
but all ended badly
Sometimes I ask myself
Is it their problem,
or mine?
I... don't think you have a problem
The charger... Just leave it there,
don't move it
Okay?
Good night
Good night
Look at that witch
She won't leave my Johnny alone
Don't be jealous
You hooked up with the owner
of the modelling agency already.
You've got it made.
I don't want to talk about it.
That man?
Keeps saying he'll make me a star
And then? He disappears!
So does my new boyfriend
He changed his phone number
and vanished
If it were Irwin,
if he dared to take
a half-second long to take my call
I would break his legs
Stop mentioning them, okay?
By the way
When you marry Boss She
at the end of the year
Will you invite us
to be your bridesmaids?
I'll dress up extra nicely
and be sure to catch a better one
I've dumped him
Are you stupid?
How can you dump such a rich man?
You don't think a guy as rich
as Boss She is good enough?
You might not find a better one
The best may not be from the future;
he might be in the past
Right?
You've experienced a lot of men
You understand what I mean
When I dumped Johnny,
I was too mean
And now
he is with that little witch
Me too
Actually, Irwin was the best
If a woman cannot get back
what belongs to her,
she cannot claim to be a woman
No...
That's your friend?
What's wrong with him?
His wife cheated on him, poor guy
- So sad?
- I know
- Have you seen my wife?
- Heng
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay
Michelin is looking for you
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay now. Thanks
You are too kind
You know
how powerful my woman is now
You drink too much.
Go sit over there
Let's continue
My wife is cheating on me;
did you know that?
I do...
Excuse me...
She was a bit too strong.
- What's wrong with you?
- What shall I do now?
It's a big world
There are so many opportunities
out there
- Go play
- Come on
Hi, Johnny
Hi
This girl is not bad
Irwin,
there's no need to be so scared
Your new bodyguard?
Piggy, who's that?
She's a witch
- Hi
- Hi
I haven't thanked you
for helping me last time
It's on me tonight
That's not necessary,
I was just helping as a friend
You haven't changed at all
Hi
Why don't we party together?
No, thanks, we're about to leave
- We're leaving
- No way you're leaving
What's the game? Tell me!
The loser must drink all this
- Okay?
- Yes
Ready
One, two, three!
- Come on, Michelin
- Come on
Why don't you use both hands.
Come on
- Why don't you lean on it?
- Yes!
- Come on
- Michelin, Come...
- What happened?
- I broke my nail
What shall we do?
Let's go home and have some noodles.
I'll be fine then.
- I'll go make noodles for you
- Great
We're going home for supper, bye
- Goodbye
- How dare you're leaving
- Don't go, wait for us
- We're in a hurry
Up next is a dance contest
Whoever attracts the most attention
from the guys in a minute, wins
Music
Come back
Are you trying to cop a feel?
I can't hold it anymore
One last time
You haven't even played with me
Liar's Dice... the loser has to strip
and dance naked on stage
- Okay?
- Sure
Excuse me
Don't worry, I'll be fine
Me first
I don't lie, 10 ones
10 ones?
Do you know what that means?
5 ones plus 5 ones is 10 ones
Well?
- No...
- Are you okay?
There are magnets here
Of course there are
You are cheating
You are...
Are you not shameful for doing this?
Don't you understand
why I'm doing all this?
Can you give me one more chance?
Why don't I just tell you
I have a girlfriend already
Must you be so heartless to me?
They say someone
is doing a striptease
Striptease! Come and see
- Really?
- Striptease
Striptease...
What are you doing?
Nothing
I thought you would have crashed
from the magnet
No. Look at me
I'm fine, very normal
Just now I said...
You are my girlfriend
- Just now
- Yes. What were you thinking?
I...
What were you thinking
when you bought the iGirl?
Actually, I wasn't thinking much.
That day I was drunk,
and the computer
asked for my fingerprint
then you showed up after 2 days.
In fact it is very difficult
What? What is so difficult?
According to the database,
the probability for two people
to meet is ten million to one
If two people are to become friends,
the chances are 200 million to one
With them falling in love,
500 million to one
Human emotions cannot be calculated
Leave me alone!
Pease listen to me one last time
Do you remember them yet?
There's nothing to explain
Leave me alone, okay?
I told you
we're from two different worlds
I want to break up
Please give me one more chance,
okay?
I told you
Love is really hard to predict
Wait
- Are you fully charged?
- Yes, I'm fully charged
That fat woman was crazy,
and strong as an ox
Next time I see her
I'll go after her with a cleaver
That hag is crazy, too
I wonder if she had drugged
those guys with love potion
Don't you think
they are a bit weird?
What do you mean by weird? Be clear
I'm on my way home from shopping
You went shopping alone?
What did you get?
You'll find out later
- Okay, bye
- All right, bye
Hi
I came to apologize
I think I went too far last time.
- Sorry
- I'm not angry
Besides,
it was partly my fault last time
Evan has great taste,
you're a good girlfriend
And I have something for you
This necklace
was Evan's first gift to me
But I think it will suit you better
- I'll help you put it on
- No need...
- Don't worry about it
- No need
Well? Do you like it?
Excuse me, I don't feel well
- I have to go now
- Are you okay?
Momo.
Come out or you don't get fed
Momo
Momo, lunch time
Doctor
001?
I was under magnetic interference
How careless of you
- Hi
- Hi
- Time to eat again
- What are you hiding?
- What?
- You're hiding something
- I'm not hiding anything
- Open it up.
- What's that?
- Open it up.
"Long-haired Pig"
"Wash your hands before meals;
don't be a dirty pig"
- 00 Pig
- That's so sweet
You even used this music
for your ringtone.
You're so romantic
Yes, I just started
See?
Yes
I'm not alone
- I'll call you when I'm done, bye
- Yeah?
What does your lunch box
- look like?
- What's it look like...
- The lunchbox is adorable!
- Shut up
I really want to eat it
I don't want my lunch,
- Yes, let's jealous of it
- I want yours
- Don't make it too hot
- We can share
- or it'll be ruined
- I'm going to reheat this
- Come on... bring it over
- What's that?
It's Daddy's birthday
Easy
Happy birthday, Daddy
- Thanks, darling
- Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday, Honey!
- Thank you!
Let's eat the cake together
Let's eat the cake
Uncle Leung, Dr Lam,
let's eat the cake
I'll be a moment
Go play by yourself; I'm busy
Go on
Go play
No!
No! Down!
Momo, down!
Down!
I failed again
Momo
Good doggy
Stay and get plenty of rest
Listen to Daddy
I'm going to work
What is this for?
Who are you?
What are you doing here?
This is a private property
There are many secrets here
that you shouldn't see.
We're just here to look around
Say it!
What secrets do you have?
- Say it! Say it out!
- What?
What do you want me to say?
IGirl 2.0
is an invention in progress only
Not this, no matter what
It will magnify
your hatred ad infinitum
"Fail"
- Thank you
- Your cake, Mr Lam
You're funny
- It's your birthday
- Be careful
But you're buying
your own birthday cake?
So funny?
Who told you
I'm buying it for myself?
Who is it for then?
Stay out of my business. Help me...
Fine, I'll help
- 00 Pig!
- 00 Pig!
- How romantic?
- How touching?
Turning your own birthday
into her birthday
So you can celebrate
with her forever
- What a great idea
- Thank you very much
We have to learn from Evan
- He's stealing from you, Manager!
- It's Irwin, remember his face!
Where shall I put this?
Where did you get it? So pretty
There, and there
- Put it there
- So you need one too.
Let me help you
Pretty?
Now it's lop-sided
It's not
- Perfect
- One for each of us
"To Long-haired Pig,
Happy Birthday!"
"I'll be with you
on all your birthdays,"
"00 Pig"
What is this?
Did you make it yourself?
She's been knitting it
for a long time
How sweet?
Tonight I will knit one
for Johnny too
"To 00 Pig"
"To 00 Pig"
"From now on,
today is your birthday."
"Happy Birthday!"
"Long-haired pig"
Why is there a card?
- Let me see...
- Let me see
He gave you his birthday
as your birthday
- So now you share the same birthday.
- Give it back!
- How romantic!
- Get it...
Give it to me
- So sweet...
- How romantic!
We must give her a birthday gift
Yes. Today is your birthday
What birthday gift would you like?
- What birthday gift do you like?
- We'll buy it for you
Hurry up with the decorations...
okay?
They're coming back
I want to share a birthday, too
- It is so nice to have a birthday!
- I want it too!
- I want a birthday
- Me too!
Must we go
to so far a place for a gift?
What can we buy here?
- Yes, anything special here?
- Doctor!
This is the headquarters of iGirls
How... How did you know?
That's none of your business
What gifts can we buy here?
Here it is. We're all set
All set for what?
You mean this cheapy necklace
- With the cheapy rock?
- What cheapy rock?
It will disable magnetic forces
Disable what kind
of magnetic forces?
They are robots
They will lose control
when interfered by magnetic force.
Then you'd have more than one,
right?
Exactly,
we need to survive with that too
- Yes
- See for yourselves
You're a true friend
That's right
- Put it on and see
- Momo
- How's it?
- It does look good
Where's the Doctor?
Where's the Doctor, Momo?
Great
Doctor!
- What's happened?
- Who's that?
Doctor!
I used up my power
helping you decorate
Yes, I'm exhausted
- I need to recharge
- So do I
Go get recharged, it's at the back.
But it may not be the right size
- You're funny
- Really?
Evan says the party
will not be held here
We have to go to the Doctor's place
We wasted our energy for nothing
Maybe
he wants to give you a surprise
That's so sweet
That's true. It's my birthday
A birthday is great
Why is it so dark and eerie?
What surprise can be here?
- Go in and find out
- All right
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear...
00 Pig
Happy Birthday to you
Where's Evan?
- Evan
- Johnny!
Piggy!
001, are you all right?
Don't come over here, Michelin
Go away, Elaine
All of you, stay where you are
There is a magnetic wave here
Are you thinking of leaving already?
But we haven't had the cake yet.
It's sweet. Thank you!
It's sweet?
Michelin
Momo, go help them, quickly
Go
"Over heat"
- They are scared of water
- 001, did you hear that?
They are scared of water
Momo
- What's in his mouth?
- The anti-magnet necklace
- Momo
- Momo
We're freed
- What shall we do now?
- Find a hose
- They're up there.
- Find the hoses
"Over heat"
"Over heat"
"Over heat"
- Well?
- It's locked
- No way.
- Hey, up there
- Michelin, hang in there
- Elaine, hold on
- The hoses are over here, hurry up
- Go!
You iGirls are pathetic
you think that
by learning some human ways,
getting a human name,
and giving yourselves birthdays,
you will become real human beings?
Have you ever experienced pain?
Do you understand what pain is now?
IGirl is merely an extraneous
technology in the game world
that shouldn't even exist
Michelin
Piggy
Am I burning up?
It's just a fever
Hold me tight and we'll be okay
Master
I... seem to be a bit tired
Lean on me
We'll sleep in each other's arms
like we always do, okay?
Let's go home
Once you're recharged,
you'll be fine
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you, too
I've always thought
the iGirl
would make you so very happy
I never dreamed
they could bring you so much pain
So I've decided
to erase this memory
I can really take a beating,
why doesn't Chili like me?
That's the same for Rebecca
She doesn't like it
no matter what I do
I agree
I want a girlfriend
Who do they think they are?
- That's my Chili,
- I really want a girlfriend
I want her
Really?
- Hello, Evan?
- Yes
Are you there yet?
We're waiting for you
My wife came back to me,
we're back together
- Okay... fine
- We'll go out some other time
- All right, bye
- Bye
Heng stood us up.
They're getting back together
Seriously?
So should we congratulate him
or not?
- A little
- Okay, a small congrats
- Let's drink
- Sure, no big deal!
What are you guys doing?
What the heck?
I... I don't know,
I suddenly wanted to kiss someone
True. Suddenly
I wanted to kiss someone too
So do I
"To analyze love with data"
"I probably didn't
know what love is"
"Turns out rationale has no place
in a relationship"
"Who would come reset my brain?"
"Until I know for sure he loves me"
"Please let me record this feeling"
"You would long for a commitment
when you are in love"
"You would expect more
when you are in love"
"With his fingerprint
on my forehead"
"And his identity on my lips"
"We became so close to each other
and are no longer strangers"
"I would remember forever
how it happened"
"When feelings
became true incidentally"
"Falling in love with him over time"
"I learnt about jealousy"
"And getting used to
sail through troubles hand in hand"
"I love the moment that..."
"you're hugging me now"
A001, please go to counter A
- Hello
- Coming...
- Miss, he meant me
- No, he was calling for me
- I'm, 001
- 001?
No, I'm, 001
Yours is B001
The information desk is behind us
I'm A, repairs, which is here
Yes. Sorry, Miss
Counter B is there, in the middle
Derek...
- It's for B
- This way, Miss
- He will serve you
- Sorry...
Sorry...
- Miss, how may I help you?
- Excuse me
All right
I got my phone wet
Did water get inside?
Can you turn it on?
We said meeting at six
- Why are you so late?
- I told you I had to fix my phone
Hurry up,
Johnny and I brought new girlfriends
- We're all waiting for you
- All right
The longer I talk, the later I'll be
- Okay, bye
- Alright
No, he was calling for me
I'm, 001
I am the latest
intelligence product iGirl
Serial number IG2017001
Digital memory can be deleted
But human memories cannot
Hello, pardon me
Where's, 001?
001...
- 001?
- Yes
- Has she left?
- Hello
- Calm down, Miss
- Sorry
How can I help you?
- I just had my phone fixed here
- Yes
My phone was white,
but when I took it out it's black
- Can you check it for me?
- Sure
- I'll check it for you
- 001
I've finally found you
What are you doing?
Nothing, just playing with you
I have a friend
who looks just like you
I thought you were her
That's such an old trick
I have an older one:
May I have your phone number?
- Sorry...
- I'm getting used to it
You're so late, no popcorn for you
- Here's Johnny's
- Thanks
- It's all right
- What if I want some too?
I'll buy you another one later
- Hello
- It's yours
- Yes. This is my new girlfriend
- Thank you.
Hi, I'm Michelin
- Hello...
- So cuddly
I can tell
I'm saying I'm so cuddly
And you?
My girlfriend
Hi, I'm Elaine
And... she is?
- This clumsy one?
- Yes
Meet my new girlfriend
- Miss Ling
- Hello
- Hello, Miss Ling
- Hello
I've heard so much about you two
- Really?
- My buddies
- Who bought the tickets today?
- Look at you...
- I did
- What are we watching?
It's about robot girlfriends,
sounds interesting
- It does sound interesting
- Interesting
It's starting...