Il paese delle spose infelici (2011) Movie Script
Give up, admit you're a pussy
then Zaza will cut you down.
Go on I Say you're a pussy I
Cross your fingers, so it doesn't count.
Blood will rush to your head
and you'll die.
Answer me.
- Listen to me, say it.
- Say you're a pussy.
It's still true.
Pussy, do you play 7
I'm not a pussy.
Get in goal.
You boys are really ugly
at this age I
I hope you don't go bald
like your dad.
Ignore her, women love bald guys.
You should thank God
that I chose you.
- Plenty others would have too I
- Let's give this to the poor.
"Like it off.
Look, you can't even get it off I
I'm sick of thinking about the poor.
If I don't eat: "think of the poor",
all my clothes go to the poor...
- Screw the poor...
- Monster I
Bitch I
ANNALISA
Faggot I
Faggot I
You won't find a whore here,
they're on the main road I
Go, Blondie I
Right then left, come on I
Get those knees up I
Come on, work off your lunch I
Right then left, come on I
Get those knees up I
Right, left...
Capodiferro, move it!
There's another ten laps to go!
They smoke, you know I
These idiots are out of breath.
I don't want a season ticket to watch
those losers that played on Sunday.
Satan's blood I
Natuccio, move it!
You look like a corpse!
Move it I
Let's move it I
Cimasa, come here.
You keep going
There's something
I want to say to you.
You're pathetic I Move it I
You think you're on a catwalk?
Come on, move it!
Come on, Zaza! Come on!
Open up, police I
Zaza, hide.
Open up I
Francesco!
Come back here I
You won't be confirmed.
- Good morning.
- Come in.
Make yourselves at home.
What a big house I
Then he makes out he's poor...
Stop, you'll mess up the tuning!
Shall we watch "Terminator"?
Cimasa, get out the film
we're going to watch.
Sbrodolina, she's feisty!
What are you doing?
What if my parents come back?
You should jerk off too I
- Please, don't make a mess.
- Move, I can't see.
- Come on, no mess.
- Move, you're in the way I
Holy Mary, with a horse I
The next time you're late
you're coming on foot.
You have to be on time.
- Say "yes, coach".
- Yes, coach.
Can he come with us?
- What's your name?
- Francesco, coach.
His name's Veleno, coach.
Shit, Veleno?
- Get in, come on.
- He saves them all, coach I
I bet!
Let's spill some blood I
You've got knees like a girl, Veleno.
Yes!
Who's that turkey in goal?
I'd rather have a turkey...
He thinks he's won
the Championship I
Coach, don't you have any problems
at home?
Tonino, a man can't live
without a goal in life.
Zaza's got one too.
Hey, don't worry.
- He's got shit for brains I
- Listen, he's a top player.
Now keep your eyes open
and on the ball.
Go for it, come on.
Capodiferro, he'll save it.
Yeah, like hell I
What do you want to bet he won't?
If he does,
I'll screw your ugly sister!
Get ready, Veleno I
Oh gross, I have to screw
Capodiferro's sister!
Capodiferro, you want to make
a bet with me too?
Shut your mouth I
She was beautiful I
Like the Madonna.
Yeah, the Madonna I
She's a whore I
Even Chewing Gum's screwed her.
- I'd give her one.
- Faggot I
- Who's Chewing Gum?
- The mechanic where he works.
- But he talks shit!
- Yes... I'm telling you.
He screws her on top of the treys.
I even know her name.
- What is it?
- Annalisa.
I've seen her, I've seen her naked.
Yeah...
Yes I Why do you never believe me?
I reckon
she screws horses too,
like Sbrodolina.
Zaza...
What is it, Graziano?
Can you give me a hand?
Listen carefully
Go into the market
on the school side
and go straight ahead.
First you'll see the fruit sellers.
Keep going until you get
to the clothes stall.
Al the first crossing, you'll be
at Moby Dick's stall.
You can't miss it.
He's got long hair like a girl
and a whale tooth necklace.
It's actually a shark tooth.
Whales don't have teeth...
Graziano sent me.
So he can't even be bothered
to come any more.
I'm his brother.
Lucky you I
Follow me.
Don't worry, he won't eat you.
Sit down.
'Ibmmaso, he's scared of you.
Know what you're sitting on?
You're sitting on jizz.
Don't worry, it's all mine.
I get girls to try on clothes
here...
then I get them
to try something else.
- What's your name?
- Zaza.
What a shit name I
Here, go play ball.
Hey I
Say bye to Tommaso, don't be rude!
Cimasa, jump in I
Come on, Cimasa I Come on I
Cecilia, look at me.
Cecilia, I love you I
Come and look!
THE CRAZY LEAP
Zaza,
who's that you put up
in the changing room?
Where?
On the Madonna.
It wasn't me.
We might be going to Bari.
What for?
A match against the Bari Junior Team.
Us against Bari?
They'll kick our ass I
You're scared I
I'm never scared, coach.
It's not an ordinary match.
Rinaldi will be there, he's a talent
spotter for important teams.
- For Juventus too?
- Yes.
Isn't there a grass pitch in Bari?
Unbelievable I A grass pitch?
I'm talking about Juventus
and you go on about grass pitches?
The mayoral candidate
Vito Cicerone
begins his journey
to the town hall
to protest against the current mayor
The digger laden with waste
driven by the politician
heads towards the town hall
followed by a huge crowd
of supporters and onlookers.
Let's give this shit back
to its rightful owner
And who is the rightful owner?
The council I
Hooray for the South I
Hooray for the South I
The crowd of protesters set off
from the illegal dumping ground...
Regarding the waste
disposal issue...
Why do you want to play for Juventus?
Isn't Milan better?
Let's see if they take me on first.
I've been to Turin I
It's freezing I
I'll take a coat.
Get down from there, come on I
Chewing gum...
you got a girlfriend?
That's my girlfriend, you see?
- You're serious?
- You want to see me dead?
I want to have fun.
Can he come to the Luna Park?
Okay, he's finished.
Just don't betray me I
I like your friend.
Are you coming or not?
I'm talking to you I
- I can't come.
- Come on, there's a Tagada!
I get sick on that...
What's up?
That's my goddamn business.
- Are you sure she lives here?
- Yes.
Goon!
- What will I say to her?
- Go on or I'll hit you!
Knock harder.
What are you doing?
- What do you want?
- We want to ask you something.
Really?
What's that then?
Want to come for a ride with us?
Where are you going to take me?
Who are they?
Friends of mine.
Get off.
Come on.
What's up, don't you trust me?
You like it?
Touch him
Go on, touch him,
show us how you touch him...
You make me sick.
You make me sick, all of you.
I didn't know.
Bye, Veleno I
I said bye I
Answer when I say bye.
Who is it?
- Who is it?
- Go on, answer mummy.
Jerk, why don't you answer?
Dad, leave him alone,
he's Zaza, a friend of mine.
So these are your new friends?
We were kidding around.
Shit face I
You wanted to screw me over?
Me?
What are you doing?
Leave my brother alone I
No we'll help your little brother
grow up.
Hi, madam, we're friends
of Natuccio's.
His Cosmica team-mates.
Come in.
Put some slippers on
or you'll dirty the floor.
Piero, Natuccio's friends are here.
- You want some more?
- Thanks.
Thanks.
When will Natuccio be back?
He went out an hour ago.
Why doesn't he come to the pitch
anymore?
I didn't know.
He hasn't been going to work either.
Do you care about Natuccio?
Yes.
So stick by him.
What have you done?
I got my ear pierced.
What the hell happened to you?
- I fell off my motorbike.
- Christ I
We've got the Bari match coming up I
Look at me, don't be stupid.
Don't screw up, stay at home.
Want to be like
your useless brother?
Zaza,
I'm only playing this match for you.
Your father was right,
I'm not a good person.
Neither am I.
Let's go.
What do you want?
Sorry.
A brooch?
Don't you know brooches
bring sorrow?
You're a dumb-ass.
Prick me.
Do it, then it won't bring sorrow,
as it will have already hurt me.
Prick me I
What's so funny?
Come on I
Are you scared I'll jump?
Annalisa,
did you really want to die
that day?
No.
I didn't want to die.
What then?
I wanted to fly.
- What if you'd died?
- So what?
People die every day.
Weren't you scared?
Are you scared of dying?
No.
I am.
Please, don't die.
Why?
Because you're beautiful.
The girls are going crazy
there's confetti, shaving foam.
It's great.
I feel slightly itchy
I don '1 know what's been thrown
at me with all this mayhem.
Can you see me with an iguana
on my shoulder?
Let's go.
- Where?
- We've got stuff to do.
Are you going to see that girl?
- Who?
- The bride.
Annalisa I
You thought I wouldn't find out?
Watch out, she's not normal.
What are you talking about?
Listen to your brother.
The guy she was going to marry died
and she went nuts.
You like acting the big guy, eh?
Here, don't say I never
give you anything...
Wicked I
- You should've left it as it was.
- It was a jungle I
Here
Thanks.
She looks like me.
You found me...
Were you really going to get married?
What did you do?
You asked her?
I think your brother was right.
You're a dumb-ass.
Do you realize we'll be playing
on a grass pitch?
Veleno, stop going on about it.
There's still a month to go I
Will our shoes be okay?
They're fine, they're okay.
I'll be able to dive for balls.
Listen to him I
Get your hands off me,
no one said you could touch me,
you jerk.
Check him out!
They almost got a hundred.
How will you cope without us
in Turin?
He'll be better off.
There's loads of girls there.
They won't be going after him I
They want the rich guys.
The only good thing about Turin...
is Juventus.
Zaza,
get picked by Juventus,
so you can come and keep me company.
Okay.
So you're all leaving now?
Swim and vote, my friends!
Swim and vote!
For the future mayor,
Vito Cicerone!
For this new party!
Vote and make a change to the south.
Because we have wealth,
our wealth is the sea I
Love your sea, swim with us!
With the future mayor Vito Cicerone,
to get this city out of deep water!
The sea is our resource,
the sea is life I
Do as Vito Cicerone does,
swim with him I
Vote, swim I
Everyone... swim I
Let's make a toast.
To what?
To the deckchair.
How handsome you are I
Him too?
Can you drive?
Where do you want to go?
Away.
- Veleno, you decide.
- I like it here.
Think of somewhere I
- Let's go to 'Taranto.
- Taranto?
- Yes.
- How imaginative I
Hold on tight, here we go.
- "Like me to Rome.
- Rome?
I want to see the Coliseum.
- To Rome!
- Let's go to Rome
Here we go, Veleno.
- Swap positions.
- Swap over I
Go along the inside, go on I
Pass the ball, Veleno I
Pass the ball I
Pass the ball to Zaza I
- Aren't you going to shower?
- I'll have one at home.
Open up, you shit!
Didn't we beat you up enough
last time?
Come in, you can dry off.
No, I'll just get wet again.
Don't you want to?
Veleno...
Please,
stay here until I fall asleep.
Why don't you leave this place?
And go where?
Somewhere else.
My life stopped here.
What's up?
If I was older, I'd take you away.
Where the hell have you been?
Out.
Out? With everything
that's happened?
We looked everywhere for you.
I knew this would happen.
Mum...
I just don't understand.
- Veleno, come on I
- All right, I'm coming.
Go on, go.
When will I get out of here?
I don't know. Soon.
That guy's not dead, luckily.
What a shame I
Don't be stupid I
- How's the team doing?
- Less said, the better.
What about the Bari match?
I postponed it.
We'll wait for you.
We're no good without you.
Veleno I
If you were in here,
no way would I visit you.
The city has begun celebrating.
It's official,
Vito Cicerone is the new mayor
You're in time to celebrate.
Don't just stand there,
let's make a toast I
- You drink now anyway.
- Big deal I
What was the secret
of your success?
I think the secret is
not having any secrets
and being honest with the voters.
Because look, we're tired,
we're Wed of being
Italy's dumping ground
Bravo I
Cheers to the barbarians I
And the end of a city.
Dear politicians,
don't come to the elections anymore.
We know exactly who you are,
we're not scared of you,
you disgust us I
Dad, I need a favor.
Is it something serious?
What is it?
Get him out.
What are you saying?
Zaza's got no one.
Only you can help him.
He's got an opportunity to play
in Bari...
for Juventus.
He's good.
For Juventus...
Okay, I'll defend him then...
- We'll make an agreement, though.
- What?
I'll get Zaza out,
but you mustn't see him again.
- And stop playing football too.
- What?
Go back to studying
and find your path.
It's certainly not this one.
Where are you going?
Come with me I
Veleno,
do you care about me?
Leave me alone then.
Let me lean on you, Veleno.
then Zaza will cut you down.
Go on I Say you're a pussy I
Cross your fingers, so it doesn't count.
Blood will rush to your head
and you'll die.
Answer me.
- Listen to me, say it.
- Say you're a pussy.
It's still true.
Pussy, do you play 7
I'm not a pussy.
Get in goal.
You boys are really ugly
at this age I
I hope you don't go bald
like your dad.
Ignore her, women love bald guys.
You should thank God
that I chose you.
- Plenty others would have too I
- Let's give this to the poor.
"Like it off.
Look, you can't even get it off I
I'm sick of thinking about the poor.
If I don't eat: "think of the poor",
all my clothes go to the poor...
- Screw the poor...
- Monster I
Bitch I
ANNALISA
Faggot I
Faggot I
You won't find a whore here,
they're on the main road I
Go, Blondie I
Right then left, come on I
Get those knees up I
Come on, work off your lunch I
Right then left, come on I
Get those knees up I
Right, left...
Capodiferro, move it!
There's another ten laps to go!
They smoke, you know I
These idiots are out of breath.
I don't want a season ticket to watch
those losers that played on Sunday.
Satan's blood I
Natuccio, move it!
You look like a corpse!
Move it I
Let's move it I
Cimasa, come here.
You keep going
There's something
I want to say to you.
You're pathetic I Move it I
You think you're on a catwalk?
Come on, move it!
Come on, Zaza! Come on!
Open up, police I
Zaza, hide.
Open up I
Francesco!
Come back here I
You won't be confirmed.
- Good morning.
- Come in.
Make yourselves at home.
What a big house I
Then he makes out he's poor...
Stop, you'll mess up the tuning!
Shall we watch "Terminator"?
Cimasa, get out the film
we're going to watch.
Sbrodolina, she's feisty!
What are you doing?
What if my parents come back?
You should jerk off too I
- Please, don't make a mess.
- Move, I can't see.
- Come on, no mess.
- Move, you're in the way I
Holy Mary, with a horse I
The next time you're late
you're coming on foot.
You have to be on time.
- Say "yes, coach".
- Yes, coach.
Can he come with us?
- What's your name?
- Francesco, coach.
His name's Veleno, coach.
Shit, Veleno?
- Get in, come on.
- He saves them all, coach I
I bet!
Let's spill some blood I
You've got knees like a girl, Veleno.
Yes!
Who's that turkey in goal?
I'd rather have a turkey...
He thinks he's won
the Championship I
Coach, don't you have any problems
at home?
Tonino, a man can't live
without a goal in life.
Zaza's got one too.
Hey, don't worry.
- He's got shit for brains I
- Listen, he's a top player.
Now keep your eyes open
and on the ball.
Go for it, come on.
Capodiferro, he'll save it.
Yeah, like hell I
What do you want to bet he won't?
If he does,
I'll screw your ugly sister!
Get ready, Veleno I
Oh gross, I have to screw
Capodiferro's sister!
Capodiferro, you want to make
a bet with me too?
Shut your mouth I
She was beautiful I
Like the Madonna.
Yeah, the Madonna I
She's a whore I
Even Chewing Gum's screwed her.
- I'd give her one.
- Faggot I
- Who's Chewing Gum?
- The mechanic where he works.
- But he talks shit!
- Yes... I'm telling you.
He screws her on top of the treys.
I even know her name.
- What is it?
- Annalisa.
I've seen her, I've seen her naked.
Yeah...
Yes I Why do you never believe me?
I reckon
she screws horses too,
like Sbrodolina.
Zaza...
What is it, Graziano?
Can you give me a hand?
Listen carefully
Go into the market
on the school side
and go straight ahead.
First you'll see the fruit sellers.
Keep going until you get
to the clothes stall.
Al the first crossing, you'll be
at Moby Dick's stall.
You can't miss it.
He's got long hair like a girl
and a whale tooth necklace.
It's actually a shark tooth.
Whales don't have teeth...
Graziano sent me.
So he can't even be bothered
to come any more.
I'm his brother.
Lucky you I
Follow me.
Don't worry, he won't eat you.
Sit down.
'Ibmmaso, he's scared of you.
Know what you're sitting on?
You're sitting on jizz.
Don't worry, it's all mine.
I get girls to try on clothes
here...
then I get them
to try something else.
- What's your name?
- Zaza.
What a shit name I
Here, go play ball.
Hey I
Say bye to Tommaso, don't be rude!
Cimasa, jump in I
Come on, Cimasa I Come on I
Cecilia, look at me.
Cecilia, I love you I
Come and look!
THE CRAZY LEAP
Zaza,
who's that you put up
in the changing room?
Where?
On the Madonna.
It wasn't me.
We might be going to Bari.
What for?
A match against the Bari Junior Team.
Us against Bari?
They'll kick our ass I
You're scared I
I'm never scared, coach.
It's not an ordinary match.
Rinaldi will be there, he's a talent
spotter for important teams.
- For Juventus too?
- Yes.
Isn't there a grass pitch in Bari?
Unbelievable I A grass pitch?
I'm talking about Juventus
and you go on about grass pitches?
The mayoral candidate
Vito Cicerone
begins his journey
to the town hall
to protest against the current mayor
The digger laden with waste
driven by the politician
heads towards the town hall
followed by a huge crowd
of supporters and onlookers.
Let's give this shit back
to its rightful owner
And who is the rightful owner?
The council I
Hooray for the South I
Hooray for the South I
The crowd of protesters set off
from the illegal dumping ground...
Regarding the waste
disposal issue...
Why do you want to play for Juventus?
Isn't Milan better?
Let's see if they take me on first.
I've been to Turin I
It's freezing I
I'll take a coat.
Get down from there, come on I
Chewing gum...
you got a girlfriend?
That's my girlfriend, you see?
- You're serious?
- You want to see me dead?
I want to have fun.
Can he come to the Luna Park?
Okay, he's finished.
Just don't betray me I
I like your friend.
Are you coming or not?
I'm talking to you I
- I can't come.
- Come on, there's a Tagada!
I get sick on that...
What's up?
That's my goddamn business.
- Are you sure she lives here?
- Yes.
Goon!
- What will I say to her?
- Go on or I'll hit you!
Knock harder.
What are you doing?
- What do you want?
- We want to ask you something.
Really?
What's that then?
Want to come for a ride with us?
Where are you going to take me?
Who are they?
Friends of mine.
Get off.
Come on.
What's up, don't you trust me?
You like it?
Touch him
Go on, touch him,
show us how you touch him...
You make me sick.
You make me sick, all of you.
I didn't know.
Bye, Veleno I
I said bye I
Answer when I say bye.
Who is it?
- Who is it?
- Go on, answer mummy.
Jerk, why don't you answer?
Dad, leave him alone,
he's Zaza, a friend of mine.
So these are your new friends?
We were kidding around.
Shit face I
You wanted to screw me over?
Me?
What are you doing?
Leave my brother alone I
No we'll help your little brother
grow up.
Hi, madam, we're friends
of Natuccio's.
His Cosmica team-mates.
Come in.
Put some slippers on
or you'll dirty the floor.
Piero, Natuccio's friends are here.
- You want some more?
- Thanks.
Thanks.
When will Natuccio be back?
He went out an hour ago.
Why doesn't he come to the pitch
anymore?
I didn't know.
He hasn't been going to work either.
Do you care about Natuccio?
Yes.
So stick by him.
What have you done?
I got my ear pierced.
What the hell happened to you?
- I fell off my motorbike.
- Christ I
We've got the Bari match coming up I
Look at me, don't be stupid.
Don't screw up, stay at home.
Want to be like
your useless brother?
Zaza,
I'm only playing this match for you.
Your father was right,
I'm not a good person.
Neither am I.
Let's go.
What do you want?
Sorry.
A brooch?
Don't you know brooches
bring sorrow?
You're a dumb-ass.
Prick me.
Do it, then it won't bring sorrow,
as it will have already hurt me.
Prick me I
What's so funny?
Come on I
Are you scared I'll jump?
Annalisa,
did you really want to die
that day?
No.
I didn't want to die.
What then?
I wanted to fly.
- What if you'd died?
- So what?
People die every day.
Weren't you scared?
Are you scared of dying?
No.
I am.
Please, don't die.
Why?
Because you're beautiful.
The girls are going crazy
there's confetti, shaving foam.
It's great.
I feel slightly itchy
I don '1 know what's been thrown
at me with all this mayhem.
Can you see me with an iguana
on my shoulder?
Let's go.
- Where?
- We've got stuff to do.
Are you going to see that girl?
- Who?
- The bride.
Annalisa I
You thought I wouldn't find out?
Watch out, she's not normal.
What are you talking about?
Listen to your brother.
The guy she was going to marry died
and she went nuts.
You like acting the big guy, eh?
Here, don't say I never
give you anything...
Wicked I
- You should've left it as it was.
- It was a jungle I
Here
Thanks.
She looks like me.
You found me...
Were you really going to get married?
What did you do?
You asked her?
I think your brother was right.
You're a dumb-ass.
Do you realize we'll be playing
on a grass pitch?
Veleno, stop going on about it.
There's still a month to go I
Will our shoes be okay?
They're fine, they're okay.
I'll be able to dive for balls.
Listen to him I
Get your hands off me,
no one said you could touch me,
you jerk.
Check him out!
They almost got a hundred.
How will you cope without us
in Turin?
He'll be better off.
There's loads of girls there.
They won't be going after him I
They want the rich guys.
The only good thing about Turin...
is Juventus.
Zaza,
get picked by Juventus,
so you can come and keep me company.
Okay.
So you're all leaving now?
Swim and vote, my friends!
Swim and vote!
For the future mayor,
Vito Cicerone!
For this new party!
Vote and make a change to the south.
Because we have wealth,
our wealth is the sea I
Love your sea, swim with us!
With the future mayor Vito Cicerone,
to get this city out of deep water!
The sea is our resource,
the sea is life I
Do as Vito Cicerone does,
swim with him I
Vote, swim I
Everyone... swim I
Let's make a toast.
To what?
To the deckchair.
How handsome you are I
Him too?
Can you drive?
Where do you want to go?
Away.
- Veleno, you decide.
- I like it here.
Think of somewhere I
- Let's go to 'Taranto.
- Taranto?
- Yes.
- How imaginative I
Hold on tight, here we go.
- "Like me to Rome.
- Rome?
I want to see the Coliseum.
- To Rome!
- Let's go to Rome
Here we go, Veleno.
- Swap positions.
- Swap over I
Go along the inside, go on I
Pass the ball, Veleno I
Pass the ball I
Pass the ball to Zaza I
- Aren't you going to shower?
- I'll have one at home.
Open up, you shit!
Didn't we beat you up enough
last time?
Come in, you can dry off.
No, I'll just get wet again.
Don't you want to?
Veleno...
Please,
stay here until I fall asleep.
Why don't you leave this place?
And go where?
Somewhere else.
My life stopped here.
What's up?
If I was older, I'd take you away.
Where the hell have you been?
Out.
Out? With everything
that's happened?
We looked everywhere for you.
I knew this would happen.
Mum...
I just don't understand.
- Veleno, come on I
- All right, I'm coming.
Go on, go.
When will I get out of here?
I don't know. Soon.
That guy's not dead, luckily.
What a shame I
Don't be stupid I
- How's the team doing?
- Less said, the better.
What about the Bari match?
I postponed it.
We'll wait for you.
We're no good without you.
Veleno I
If you were in here,
no way would I visit you.
The city has begun celebrating.
It's official,
Vito Cicerone is the new mayor
You're in time to celebrate.
Don't just stand there,
let's make a toast I
- You drink now anyway.
- Big deal I
What was the secret
of your success?
I think the secret is
not having any secrets
and being honest with the voters.
Because look, we're tired,
we're Wed of being
Italy's dumping ground
Bravo I
Cheers to the barbarians I
And the end of a city.
Dear politicians,
don't come to the elections anymore.
We know exactly who you are,
we're not scared of you,
you disgust us I
Dad, I need a favor.
Is it something serious?
What is it?
Get him out.
What are you saying?
Zaza's got no one.
Only you can help him.
He's got an opportunity to play
in Bari...
for Juventus.
He's good.
For Juventus...
Okay, I'll defend him then...
- We'll make an agreement, though.
- What?
I'll get Zaza out,
but you mustn't see him again.
- And stop playing football too.
- What?
Go back to studying
and find your path.
It's certainly not this one.
Where are you going?
Come with me I
Veleno,
do you care about me?
Leave me alone then.
Let me lean on you, Veleno.