Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022) Movie Script
It's Texas, now I'm up front. That's my story.
We were on our way out of Greenburg. - No, that wasn't Texas.
That was Georgia and it was a blue truck, I remember clearly
No no
You're stealing my story? - No.
I can't even find a local station
"The best deals are in the far regions" - "The far regions" -
I hate that ad
What a wonderful day - Yes, it is -
"I will conquer you - I will eat you"
"I will defeat you"
You win me? I'm in the foreground
Or is it: I will eat you?
Either way, it's the only time I got a double score
He's getting close to us
overtake my car
overtake my car
My God
Are you well?
Is this the same truck?
I don't think we were supposed to see that
what the hell?
He must have seen us
this is not possible
Hold on, my dear. - What is he doing? -
(Rooney)
Watch out Ronnie, watch out
(Rooney)
Are you well?
Are you well?
What just happened?
Don't worry honey, he's just a reckless driver
Are you well? - My God -
Yes, I will report this incident
What are you doing?
I will report what happened to the police
What? - yes -
We can't pretend what just happened didn't happen
They should know what happened
I don't like this, Ronnie.
I don't like this at all
Was it written on the license plate, "I will beat you"?
I do not know
Well, well, my dear
We're going to a gas station where there's a phone, okay?
Well? We will report what happened
Well?
everything will be alright
everything will be alright
I want to go home. - I know, well, honey.
(Rooney)
We have to stop and see what he's doing with that plate
Then we tell the police everything
We have to do this, Mary.
We can't ignore it
I love you my dear
(Rooney)
Come on, it's okay, it's okay
plate
yes
It was a horrible sight that Ronnie and Mary saw that day, lots of bodies in the plate.
No one has seen Ronnie and Mary since that incident
And this is another terrifying mystery from the south of the country
You've watched this video over and over to the point that you've memorized it
...but this was
This really happened, somewhere in this area
Come on, there is a reason not to solve these riddles, so many myths and legends
Move aside
These YouTube videos are recent, but this video is about an incident that happened more than 20 years ago
...and this has been since
What? It's like the tales of Bigfoot, Mothman, the Springhill Ripper, Chupacabra, and others.
Yes, and you will be able to meet all their fans tonight
I can't believe I let you drag me into this weirdo fest
Oh really? Explain this to me then
These are real shots
You can't even deny it - I haven't even seen it.
Haven't you wondered why these scary videos are shaky and never clear?
This old video comes back only every 23 years
The Earth is flat, and the Nazis landed on the moon
Elvis Presley is still alive, and the Apollo flight is a lie
Your precious knowledge doesn't have all the answers all the time
And conspiracy theories don't have answers. - You get it wrong all the time.
...what about (Nicolas Copernicus), (Aristotle) and
Don't do this move, don't do it
What about Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking?
It's a big world
There are weird things happening all the time
The two-word answer: Occam's blade.
So I'm a scientist
The simplest explanations are the closest to the truth
This is also very simple, genius
Well, the creeper returns in the spring every 23 years
It kills for 23 days
so what?
Then... it disappears
Reminds me of lovebugs.
They were bred in laboratories to kill mosquitoes, and all they did was mate and die
A miserable failure, with no purpose or function
But it appears intensely twice a year and chases anything white and then dies upon contact
So, you think the Creeper was made in a lab
I guess it was just made in your mind
...well, creepers don't get married
it kills
They say he killed about 180,000 people
Hey, didn't they make a movie about it?
His name is Crappy Creeper or something?
It's three movies, but it's not about real events
...and are called vulgar names that look like
darling, lynn
Honey, I advised you not to eat that burrito
(flexible)
Well, you know I'm not used to writing
I'm going to propose to her tonight
I brought the ring
wish me good luck
I love you mom
how are you girl? My whole body hurts, and I'm not well.
This is wonderful, isn't it?
Are you well?
It's too late for me, save yourself
...if
Did you take the test?
I brought it with me, and I think the result: positive
You're always an optimist - I didn't mean that, and you know it well.
I've been trying to control myself since I got here but I have to pee, I'll call you back
I don't want to hear this
Just call me when you get to the hotel, okay?
Make sure you don't vomit on your sneakers
Don't even joke about this
What did you say before about fashion, Lynn?
If you jinx me... Sam, I swear I will
I love you Lynn, keep buying new shoes
Do I look like I was made for the jungle?
Entrance to Jackson County.
You always take me to the most beautiful places
Remind me of why we're here again
I can't wait to show you this place my dear
Are you sure we didn't get lost?
We must have come close
Mrs. Manila's Voodoo Magic Shop
Now you know where we're going - Really? -
How can we not go to Mrs. Manila? And maybe your palm will read to you, yeah
Oh my God
You always ask for directions in the strangest places
Look at all these wonderful things
I don't understand
Come on, Chase, nobody's here, let's go
Stop touching everything, Chase.
It freaked me out. - Look at this.
I didn't know they were using these tools far from the coast
Do you like something?
We're looking for this address, but I couldn't find it on any map
It's not on the maps
I think the satellites are not working properly in our town
there
We are here
Just take Route 68 five miles south
Then turn left as soon as you see the signs
Thanks
Excuse me
It'll cost you 50 bucks. - 50 -
It's old my dear
Ancient
Well
You can visit the store at any time
And congratulations on your engagement
Is he ignorant of it?
she doesn't know
this is interesting
...well, that was it
We have a fruit tree
He will be very happy with this
Oh my gosh, look at this
Is there no one but us here? - Darling -
Wait here, I have a surprise for you
Where are you going, Chase?
Hey, I'm Sam - Where the hell are you, Sam? -
What is this?
It's just a surprise
are you kidding? What are these clothes?
We're going to a costume event, you and me
I brought everything we needed and all you have to do is choose the character you want
I will not wear any of these clothes
What?
yes
...yes, I mean
It was a stupid idea anyway
I mean, I knew you wouldn't be wearing any of these clothes
These clothes are tacky and I don't want you to wear them, but maybe I might, I don't know
can i see you - no -
Watch me live from the 2021 Horor Hound Festival
I'm Carrie and I'm here to look... for the best "creepy" and
(flexible)
They're talking about "creepers."
That was in the youtube video.
tell me more
They say a clown is a scary person, but I say that he combines good and evil at the same time
...look at all these clowns - I'm going to paint all these streets in blood -
You get stuck in our little scattered community. - Try this outfit.
And guess who's going to be there, that's right
All right, Joker. Local horror legend: the creeper.
Now that you have fulfilled your imaginative desires, what will you wear?
What? I wear this
Are you going to wear a T-shirt? - Not any T-shirt -
It's this T-shirt. What am I going to do with you? -
(flexible)
Honey, are you okay?
It's just a bird
You scared me so much
...Darling
We have to go
Celebration time
Come on
"Horor Hound Festival"
I had no idea so many people go to such festivals
It's like the famous Coachella Valley music festival but for costumes
You mean crazy killers, like fans of the Insane Clown Posey.
Come on, you love Insane Clown Posey I saw this on your phone
Get off my phone, stalker...and the angel answered.
For Fardin - ...waqal for people -
Fear nothing, for I know that you... are looking for Christ, since He ascended
Praise the Lord
I'm sure the correct statement was not what he said
Yes, that's right, welcome to the Horror Hound.
yes
Yes Yes
Wow, these people are really crazy
Look, I was completely shocked
Hello Hello -
They were so horrified by the look on their faces, damn it
They glorify real killers and you don't have a problem with that?
They don't do this, it's all just for fun
What if there was a disorder in this crowd, how would you know?
There are no psychos, it's just a bunch of people having fun
Even the major music festivals have a number of deaths, what's with that?
Crowds of people, everyone is drinking...wine, partying, there are cars
sharp instruments
(chase)
Ok, I'll get the drinks
Welcome
Sharps attack
I will do this now
The sign says: Closed!
"Closed"
"Open"
(chase)
Did you hurt yourself, sir?
Took me a while to prepare tonight's big show
special effects etc., it doesn't matter
Three out of five, choose from the middle
is this enough? - Fabulous -
I choose from here? - from the middle -
the middle - ok
Stand back and watch me at work
This was close to the goal
I'll use my other hand, okay? Watch my dear
this is the last time
do you like it?
I've never seen anything like this
This is because they are all unique tools
Made by hand
In the style of "creeping"
Haven't you heard of "creepers" before?
Don't make him start gossiping about him
It's a local legend, isn't it?
It kills hundreds of people every 23 years
something like that
as I thought
Why don't you try? - I? -
No no
Yes, you will do this
You'll do this, you'll do this, come on
Throwing blades at a human target was a form of art
First, you determine the throwing line
So, okay?
The secret to success in throwing blades is the distance between you and the target
After determining the throwing line, take a step back
Then turn 45 degrees to the left
Now get on the line and throw the blade like a baseball as hard as you can
What? how did you do this?
What does this have to do with "creeping"?
They say these are some of his favorite tools
seem ineffective tools
To prolong the fishing process
There is a small drawback that even after you hit the target, you have lost your weapon
You will need another tool to finish the job
If the Creeper skill is like Chase, he won't need it
She's telling jokes today
Shit - I'll take it, I'll take it -
Look at the boy scout
I'm always ready
Did you two come to take part in the Great Creeper's lottery?
What is this lottery?
It will start before midnight after the costume show on the main stage
You guys should check it out
who knows? you might win
It's okay, it's okay my dear
Are you okay young lady?
Let's go, come on, are you okay?
"Closed"
You're only here for the Creeper lottery, right? Do you know where Brant is?
Has any of you seen Brant? Anyone at all?
Did he do the stunt?
Darts man? We shot him, there's a videotape of him, right, Mikey?
Yes, yes, there is a video recorded
So, where the hell is he? We're supposed to be on stage in 5 minutes
You'll be kicking Brant's ass because of this
Listen, Carrie, I'm afraid you have to do this on your own
Since Brant isn't here and it's almost midnight
Come on, I'll show you the ropes, please
Well
Jimmy, please - You're not going to do anything now but go out.
Can you bring me ginger tea before I start?
No time for this at all
Costume contest
Well, thank you for the offer
I think this is an interesting version of Jason.
Anyway, congratulations
Come on, let's take a look at this
It's time for the "crawler" lottery.
...as for our grand prize
...the former Queen of the Universe, the Queen of Darkness
Lady of the Ceremonies, Lady of the Massacre.
Shut up, you poor people!
I traveled around the world to strike fear into the hearts of people like you
We are here for something very special
Horror Hound Festival, the demonic seed it produced
Then I went back to my spiritual home in Jackson County, Louisiana.
Where, throughout the ages, we have tempted and preyed on sad souls like you
Come on, now, time for the massacre
Now tell us about the grand prize
"Crawler" style escape room for two
And a little haunted house for you wretched eccentrics
That's right, you idiots
The unlucky ones in our contest will go to Bernabet's house.
Where your thirst for horrific superstitions and all that is gory will be tested in an unusual escape room
...accompanied by a webcast
You've heard for yourself, "creepers" actually exist
I don't think anyone had any idea what she was talking about
Well, I'll comfort you and tell you it's a special place, and the people here really believe in these things
So, after all, you're not a complete moron
You love every second of this event, don't you? What a genius
I prefer biologists - really? -
Now, it's time to decide the winner
And the best person in Jackson County to do this is Mrs. Manila.
The owner of the number 514
Oh my God, it's my number - Really? -
How could this happen? I never win in my life
It's voodoo magic baby, 514 is our number
Hurrah
Well
The handsome guy standing there is our winner
Do you believe this?
Thanks
If you can get out before dawn, you will win a special prize
Come with me - Applaud our winner.
Come behind the scenes
And we'll start as soon as possible. - Let's go.
That was cool, take care of your heads
Do you really want to do this? - It's the 'creeping' house -
I know all the secrets of the Creeper, we'll be done at full speed
...but - Trust me, trust me -
Congratulations, from here
It's right here
here we are
Well, they sign there and there - What are these papers? -
It is a document of consent to use your photos at any time and any place, and that we are not responsible for any harm to you
These are the usual things, and so on
but why? Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.
I'm Jimmy, the producer of her show. We're here to film what's going on. It's part of our deal with the festival.
We'll be on TV. - It's the Internet, not the TV.
That's even cooler, I'll sign right away
Well, sign down there, miss, and that's it
Alright team let's go, let's move
hello winner
I'm Carrie - Hi, Carrie.
Nice to meet you
I'm Lynn and this overzealous asshole is Chase, my love
How will we get there?
Stu will take us there, so follow me
follow me
You better be right about us getting out of there ASAP
come on my dear
I can't believe this is actually happening
The toughest contestants are with us on the team
Isn't that the same guy, Chase?
Are we really going there in this car, guys?
Don't worry, it looks a little scary but it's a nice car
Little?
Come on, ride
Do you want to be killed by a deranged person? Because murders happen this way
Come on, you two
I love you
are you ready? As the great night of terror begins now
We'll start in 10 seconds
nine, eight
Seven
six
five
four
three
two
One
Play some songs, the audience is bored. - Internet gone, man.
Do something - Well, guys, we've got a wifi problem.
But don't worry, a master DJ doesn't leave his house without some phonographs.
Hurrah
It doesn't look cute all the time, at all
What is this? - Retrieve snapshots directly -
I mean this
Is it a shadow? - Can I use the camera? -
I'm not sure, it looks like "creepy"
wait wait
Do you have a video of the "crawler"? Are they real shots?
Not necessarily a "creeper", he could be a fancy dress idiot
And maybe the real "creeper"
What is the screen resolution? - 4K resolution "pixel", why? -
did you see? Real high-resolution footage
Fabulous
If this guy turns out to be missing maybe we'll have something interesting
this is interesting
Yes, I think I'll need to use my phone's light in all this darkness
Welcome to the Bernabet Family Cemetery
This abode of spirits dates back to the eighteenth century
The people...the locals thought this was
Holy...
But it has a lot of ghosts
Fabulous
I wonder if I can be buried here
Be careful what you wish for. - Shut up.
Remind us why we are here
Are we supposed to go to the haunted house or something?
Yes, we start our tour here
Do you see this?
What is the matter? Let's finish this
The camera does not work
I do not know
No, no, I'm not going to take this, dude
I didn't pay you to bring the camera crew to have fun
What do you mean it's not working? Doesn't it open? Is there a defect in the focus of the lens? Don't you register?
What am I even doing here?
Do you see? Nobody wants to be like that guy
I'm an Emmy winner, damn it
Lynn - I don't care about your Emmy.
It's not my fault the camera isn't working. - (Lynn)
It's dirty sometimes
(flexible)
Is everything okay, my dear? - I don't know, you tell me -
Is everything alright?
what do you mean?
I know there's something going on between you and that stupid blonde
Honestly, it doesn't bother me and I see it... interesting
come on
I didn't even notice it was there - Really? -
She says: Wow, I want to be buried here, because I'm beautiful and stupid
Do you want me to give you a cup to catch your saliva?
We didn't talk like that
It's not fair, Lynn.
No, really, I love her, she's cute, I get it
come on...
Welcome
Are you from the festival?
This is me (Michael)
Photographer, do you have a phone?
All I need is to connect the camera to the phone to upload my files to the Internet
Listen, I only need it for a while or the producer will kill me if I don't upload my files now
Welcome
Die
Die
What are you looking for? Your banjo?
Oh my God, oh man, shit
Oh the look of dread on your face
I wet myself
We can go now
Where are the others? - (Michael), (Michael) -
Where did that bastard go? - (Michael) -
This is definitely the last time I will work with him
I'm a YouTuber, get me out of here
Nothing happened, I just wanted to... see what's in that video
wait wait
You're jealous? - I'm not jealous.
Yeah, you're jealous
That's a nice thing. - Jealousy indicates a weak mind.
wait my dear
(flexible)
Maybe something attacked him?
like a big animal
There are no big animals here. Come on, it's Louisiana.
There are crocodiles, snakes and black bears roaming around
What would you have come here for?
(Lynn), (Lin)
calm down dude
What is the matter? Where is your sweetheart?
Something big came down from heaven
I told you, damn bears. - Bears don't fly.
Calm down man, what happened?
We gotta go, we gotta go, call the police
What?
Call the police!
Die
It's Michael
Someone killed him
Just killed
This means that whoever killed him is still here
Inward, quickly
(flexible)
Be careful, it's an old house and we don't know what's in here
Open the door, damn
Come on, open the door!
They're all yours now. - Come on.
come on, fuck
Come on you bastards
Open the door, damn
Come on
Come on!
So, this is your escape room, isn't it?
If this is a trick you are doing, you better stop and open the door
Because we are so afraid of your uncivilized tricks
shut your fucking mouth
open the door
I didn't sign up for this to happen to me
Michael died and you saw this for yourselves
Open that damn door. What have you done to Lynn? -
where is she? - just chill -
I don't know, okay?
I wasn't even supposed to be here
I was hired to scare you a bit, that's all
Were you "helped"? By whom? - (Giselle) -
(Manila)
She said there is a surprise waiting for you here
Surprise?
I'll show you a damn surprise
Tell me where Lynn is right now or I'll put this stick in your ass for you to taste its metal
That's right, it's time to settle scores
You all go back the hell or I'll blow your heads off
My ears are ringing
I warned you, back off!
There was no need to shoot
I'll shoot the next bullet at you, and you won't hear a thing
Well, let's try to understand what's going on
It's an escape room, isn't it? - Not an escape room -
A trap - who set this trap? -
"creeping"
The Creeper is nothing but a fairy tale, son
I saw it myself
you are crazy
He kidnapped Lynn, and I'm going to look for her
We won't move from here. - What? -
Let me guess, he must disrupt your schemes to practice vice and sleep with your horses
Fuck you son of the city
Work together as a team guys
As difficult as this ordeal is for you, I want you to stop acting so stupid
You are stuck with us now
Put the gun down, put it down
I'll take care of it
Don't go anywhere until I find Lynn.
he is coming
Upstairs now
to the attic
It's the right side, there's no light here, someone find the switch
There's a leak in the roof - But it's not raining -
this is unbelievable
Who the hell is this? - (Toxic) -
what the hell?
It's real
I'll kill him now, help me kill him, let me kill him
Help me kill him
help
Help, Chase, help
Where the hell is she? - It must be near here.
(work)
(work)
Die
(work)
It's coming, it's coming
Where is Lynn? - I don't know, I don't know -
where is she?
I don't know, I don't know
What is this?
It's here, it's here
Come on
There is no place to escape from
We have to kill him
yes
Should we kill him with a stick? There's no point in killing him, he doesn't die, trust me.
Our only hope is that he loses interest in us until the hunting cycle is over
How long does this fishing cycle take?
It takes 23 days
We will surely perish
We will surely perish
As if I've seen this before
(flexible)
(flexible)
This is me Lynn, this is me
What happened, my dear? - We have to get out of here.
What happened to you? - He'll kill you all.
He'll kill anyone who gets close to me. - You're bleeding, my dear.
He wants me
The only way out is upstairs, let's go, let's go
Let's stay close to each other
I caught you, I caught you
the phone
wait
fuck my leg
Die
my leg
Die
Police, what's your emergency?
what is your address? - Where the hell are we? -
Bernabet's house - Bernabet's house -
what's the problem? - He's the Creeper or something's trying to kill us.
Were you taking drugs?
Sir, do I look like a drug user? -
I want you to send help... to Bernabet's house, or else I swear
Sir, are you okay?
Come on, let's go
let's go
My God
Come on
Come on
Die
(flexible)
Why? Why did we stop?
Even if we go out, we'll be an easy target for him outside
from here
Are we going to take a risk or are we staying here?
I suggest we stay here, the police are coming, and that'll slow the creeper.
Oh really?
They wouldn't ignore an emergency call, would they?
oh your naivety
I need a doctor
We are like flies in a spider's web, it controls it
The whole situation, the only way to end this is to kill him
Your lover said we can't kill him
I'm not sure about this, I've seen it closely
and how was it?
He is old and old
And it smells like corpses
And where the hell is he? - He's playing us.
He loves to play
We have to set a trap for him
with what?
(Carrie) - Run -
(work)
Help. - (Carrie) -
hurry up
here here
My God
Let us pray for our sins now, until the hour of our death comes, amen
Trustworthy
What is this place?
Do you see anything?
Die
He left
take (carry)
No, my God, shit, no, please, my God, I don't want to die this way
No, we will not die this way
Maybe there is something we can take advantage of...maybe...information or
One way or another, we've had enough of running away. - Yeah, exactly.
I don't understand how this place hasn't been burned before
I beg you
I got injured in my left arm
Will you use your right arm? - Yes, it can be said -
Sorry about that man, it's just nerves
what the hell? A doll for voodoo magic?
...What is this
stone guys
Oh my God, they're feeding him
Honey, what was the reason for him to chase after you?
Where did he take you?
What really happened? - I'm pregnant, Chase.
That's why he stalked me
What?
That was all I had
yes
...I will marry you
If we get out of here alive
Why the hell would they feed this creature?
What is all this junk?
What is this?
shrine?
I thought it was just stories and legends
But it turned out to be true
What if? Do they have a fan club that helps feed that creature?
Maybe they want one of us? - What? -
We can't fight it, but we can beat it and maybe we can stop it
We are in his sick world now
It's time to turn things around, we need a plan
I think I know what to do
A missing couple, Ronald and Mary.
come on come on
(seven)
I will kill him
Die
come on you bastard
Take the child, his life belongs to you
Live forever, take the child, its life belongs to you
Live forever, take the child, its life belongs to you
You can't take it
Come on
What do you think of your eyes now, you bastard?
right Now
no
No, (Stu)
(flexible)
We were on our way out of Greenburg. - No, that wasn't Texas.
That was Georgia and it was a blue truck, I remember clearly
No no
You're stealing my story? - No.
I can't even find a local station
"The best deals are in the far regions" - "The far regions" -
I hate that ad
What a wonderful day - Yes, it is -
"I will conquer you - I will eat you"
"I will defeat you"
You win me? I'm in the foreground
Or is it: I will eat you?
Either way, it's the only time I got a double score
He's getting close to us
overtake my car
overtake my car
My God
Are you well?
Is this the same truck?
I don't think we were supposed to see that
what the hell?
He must have seen us
this is not possible
Hold on, my dear. - What is he doing? -
(Rooney)
Watch out Ronnie, watch out
(Rooney)
Are you well?
Are you well?
What just happened?
Don't worry honey, he's just a reckless driver
Are you well? - My God -
Yes, I will report this incident
What are you doing?
I will report what happened to the police
What? - yes -
We can't pretend what just happened didn't happen
They should know what happened
I don't like this, Ronnie.
I don't like this at all
Was it written on the license plate, "I will beat you"?
I do not know
Well, well, my dear
We're going to a gas station where there's a phone, okay?
Well? We will report what happened
Well?
everything will be alright
everything will be alright
I want to go home. - I know, well, honey.
(Rooney)
We have to stop and see what he's doing with that plate
Then we tell the police everything
We have to do this, Mary.
We can't ignore it
I love you my dear
(Rooney)
Come on, it's okay, it's okay
plate
yes
It was a horrible sight that Ronnie and Mary saw that day, lots of bodies in the plate.
No one has seen Ronnie and Mary since that incident
And this is another terrifying mystery from the south of the country
You've watched this video over and over to the point that you've memorized it
...but this was
This really happened, somewhere in this area
Come on, there is a reason not to solve these riddles, so many myths and legends
Move aside
These YouTube videos are recent, but this video is about an incident that happened more than 20 years ago
...and this has been since
What? It's like the tales of Bigfoot, Mothman, the Springhill Ripper, Chupacabra, and others.
Yes, and you will be able to meet all their fans tonight
I can't believe I let you drag me into this weirdo fest
Oh really? Explain this to me then
These are real shots
You can't even deny it - I haven't even seen it.
Haven't you wondered why these scary videos are shaky and never clear?
This old video comes back only every 23 years
The Earth is flat, and the Nazis landed on the moon
Elvis Presley is still alive, and the Apollo flight is a lie
Your precious knowledge doesn't have all the answers all the time
And conspiracy theories don't have answers. - You get it wrong all the time.
...what about (Nicolas Copernicus), (Aristotle) and
Don't do this move, don't do it
What about Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking?
It's a big world
There are weird things happening all the time
The two-word answer: Occam's blade.
So I'm a scientist
The simplest explanations are the closest to the truth
This is also very simple, genius
Well, the creeper returns in the spring every 23 years
It kills for 23 days
so what?
Then... it disappears
Reminds me of lovebugs.
They were bred in laboratories to kill mosquitoes, and all they did was mate and die
A miserable failure, with no purpose or function
But it appears intensely twice a year and chases anything white and then dies upon contact
So, you think the Creeper was made in a lab
I guess it was just made in your mind
...well, creepers don't get married
it kills
They say he killed about 180,000 people
Hey, didn't they make a movie about it?
His name is Crappy Creeper or something?
It's three movies, but it's not about real events
...and are called vulgar names that look like
darling, lynn
Honey, I advised you not to eat that burrito
(flexible)
Well, you know I'm not used to writing
I'm going to propose to her tonight
I brought the ring
wish me good luck
I love you mom
how are you girl? My whole body hurts, and I'm not well.
This is wonderful, isn't it?
Are you well?
It's too late for me, save yourself
...if
Did you take the test?
I brought it with me, and I think the result: positive
You're always an optimist - I didn't mean that, and you know it well.
I've been trying to control myself since I got here but I have to pee, I'll call you back
I don't want to hear this
Just call me when you get to the hotel, okay?
Make sure you don't vomit on your sneakers
Don't even joke about this
What did you say before about fashion, Lynn?
If you jinx me... Sam, I swear I will
I love you Lynn, keep buying new shoes
Do I look like I was made for the jungle?
Entrance to Jackson County.
You always take me to the most beautiful places
Remind me of why we're here again
I can't wait to show you this place my dear
Are you sure we didn't get lost?
We must have come close
Mrs. Manila's Voodoo Magic Shop
Now you know where we're going - Really? -
How can we not go to Mrs. Manila? And maybe your palm will read to you, yeah
Oh my God
You always ask for directions in the strangest places
Look at all these wonderful things
I don't understand
Come on, Chase, nobody's here, let's go
Stop touching everything, Chase.
It freaked me out. - Look at this.
I didn't know they were using these tools far from the coast
Do you like something?
We're looking for this address, but I couldn't find it on any map
It's not on the maps
I think the satellites are not working properly in our town
there
We are here
Just take Route 68 five miles south
Then turn left as soon as you see the signs
Thanks
Excuse me
It'll cost you 50 bucks. - 50 -
It's old my dear
Ancient
Well
You can visit the store at any time
And congratulations on your engagement
Is he ignorant of it?
she doesn't know
this is interesting
...well, that was it
We have a fruit tree
He will be very happy with this
Oh my gosh, look at this
Is there no one but us here? - Darling -
Wait here, I have a surprise for you
Where are you going, Chase?
Hey, I'm Sam - Where the hell are you, Sam? -
What is this?
It's just a surprise
are you kidding? What are these clothes?
We're going to a costume event, you and me
I brought everything we needed and all you have to do is choose the character you want
I will not wear any of these clothes
What?
yes
...yes, I mean
It was a stupid idea anyway
I mean, I knew you wouldn't be wearing any of these clothes
These clothes are tacky and I don't want you to wear them, but maybe I might, I don't know
can i see you - no -
Watch me live from the 2021 Horor Hound Festival
I'm Carrie and I'm here to look... for the best "creepy" and
(flexible)
They're talking about "creepers."
That was in the youtube video.
tell me more
They say a clown is a scary person, but I say that he combines good and evil at the same time
...look at all these clowns - I'm going to paint all these streets in blood -
You get stuck in our little scattered community. - Try this outfit.
And guess who's going to be there, that's right
All right, Joker. Local horror legend: the creeper.
Now that you have fulfilled your imaginative desires, what will you wear?
What? I wear this
Are you going to wear a T-shirt? - Not any T-shirt -
It's this T-shirt. What am I going to do with you? -
(flexible)
Honey, are you okay?
It's just a bird
You scared me so much
...Darling
We have to go
Celebration time
Come on
"Horor Hound Festival"
I had no idea so many people go to such festivals
It's like the famous Coachella Valley music festival but for costumes
You mean crazy killers, like fans of the Insane Clown Posey.
Come on, you love Insane Clown Posey I saw this on your phone
Get off my phone, stalker...and the angel answered.
For Fardin - ...waqal for people -
Fear nothing, for I know that you... are looking for Christ, since He ascended
Praise the Lord
I'm sure the correct statement was not what he said
Yes, that's right, welcome to the Horror Hound.
yes
Yes Yes
Wow, these people are really crazy
Look, I was completely shocked
Hello Hello -
They were so horrified by the look on their faces, damn it
They glorify real killers and you don't have a problem with that?
They don't do this, it's all just for fun
What if there was a disorder in this crowd, how would you know?
There are no psychos, it's just a bunch of people having fun
Even the major music festivals have a number of deaths, what's with that?
Crowds of people, everyone is drinking...wine, partying, there are cars
sharp instruments
(chase)
Ok, I'll get the drinks
Welcome
Sharps attack
I will do this now
The sign says: Closed!
"Closed"
"Open"
(chase)
Did you hurt yourself, sir?
Took me a while to prepare tonight's big show
special effects etc., it doesn't matter
Three out of five, choose from the middle
is this enough? - Fabulous -
I choose from here? - from the middle -
the middle - ok
Stand back and watch me at work
This was close to the goal
I'll use my other hand, okay? Watch my dear
this is the last time
do you like it?
I've never seen anything like this
This is because they are all unique tools
Made by hand
In the style of "creeping"
Haven't you heard of "creepers" before?
Don't make him start gossiping about him
It's a local legend, isn't it?
It kills hundreds of people every 23 years
something like that
as I thought
Why don't you try? - I? -
No no
Yes, you will do this
You'll do this, you'll do this, come on
Throwing blades at a human target was a form of art
First, you determine the throwing line
So, okay?
The secret to success in throwing blades is the distance between you and the target
After determining the throwing line, take a step back
Then turn 45 degrees to the left
Now get on the line and throw the blade like a baseball as hard as you can
What? how did you do this?
What does this have to do with "creeping"?
They say these are some of his favorite tools
seem ineffective tools
To prolong the fishing process
There is a small drawback that even after you hit the target, you have lost your weapon
You will need another tool to finish the job
If the Creeper skill is like Chase, he won't need it
She's telling jokes today
Shit - I'll take it, I'll take it -
Look at the boy scout
I'm always ready
Did you two come to take part in the Great Creeper's lottery?
What is this lottery?
It will start before midnight after the costume show on the main stage
You guys should check it out
who knows? you might win
It's okay, it's okay my dear
Are you okay young lady?
Let's go, come on, are you okay?
"Closed"
You're only here for the Creeper lottery, right? Do you know where Brant is?
Has any of you seen Brant? Anyone at all?
Did he do the stunt?
Darts man? We shot him, there's a videotape of him, right, Mikey?
Yes, yes, there is a video recorded
So, where the hell is he? We're supposed to be on stage in 5 minutes
You'll be kicking Brant's ass because of this
Listen, Carrie, I'm afraid you have to do this on your own
Since Brant isn't here and it's almost midnight
Come on, I'll show you the ropes, please
Well
Jimmy, please - You're not going to do anything now but go out.
Can you bring me ginger tea before I start?
No time for this at all
Costume contest
Well, thank you for the offer
I think this is an interesting version of Jason.
Anyway, congratulations
Come on, let's take a look at this
It's time for the "crawler" lottery.
...as for our grand prize
...the former Queen of the Universe, the Queen of Darkness
Lady of the Ceremonies, Lady of the Massacre.
Shut up, you poor people!
I traveled around the world to strike fear into the hearts of people like you
We are here for something very special
Horror Hound Festival, the demonic seed it produced
Then I went back to my spiritual home in Jackson County, Louisiana.
Where, throughout the ages, we have tempted and preyed on sad souls like you
Come on, now, time for the massacre
Now tell us about the grand prize
"Crawler" style escape room for two
And a little haunted house for you wretched eccentrics
That's right, you idiots
The unlucky ones in our contest will go to Bernabet's house.
Where your thirst for horrific superstitions and all that is gory will be tested in an unusual escape room
...accompanied by a webcast
You've heard for yourself, "creepers" actually exist
I don't think anyone had any idea what she was talking about
Well, I'll comfort you and tell you it's a special place, and the people here really believe in these things
So, after all, you're not a complete moron
You love every second of this event, don't you? What a genius
I prefer biologists - really? -
Now, it's time to decide the winner
And the best person in Jackson County to do this is Mrs. Manila.
The owner of the number 514
Oh my God, it's my number - Really? -
How could this happen? I never win in my life
It's voodoo magic baby, 514 is our number
Hurrah
Well
The handsome guy standing there is our winner
Do you believe this?
Thanks
If you can get out before dawn, you will win a special prize
Come with me - Applaud our winner.
Come behind the scenes
And we'll start as soon as possible. - Let's go.
That was cool, take care of your heads
Do you really want to do this? - It's the 'creeping' house -
I know all the secrets of the Creeper, we'll be done at full speed
...but - Trust me, trust me -
Congratulations, from here
It's right here
here we are
Well, they sign there and there - What are these papers? -
It is a document of consent to use your photos at any time and any place, and that we are not responsible for any harm to you
These are the usual things, and so on
but why? Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.
I'm Jimmy, the producer of her show. We're here to film what's going on. It's part of our deal with the festival.
We'll be on TV. - It's the Internet, not the TV.
That's even cooler, I'll sign right away
Well, sign down there, miss, and that's it
Alright team let's go, let's move
hello winner
I'm Carrie - Hi, Carrie.
Nice to meet you
I'm Lynn and this overzealous asshole is Chase, my love
How will we get there?
Stu will take us there, so follow me
follow me
You better be right about us getting out of there ASAP
come on my dear
I can't believe this is actually happening
The toughest contestants are with us on the team
Isn't that the same guy, Chase?
Are we really going there in this car, guys?
Don't worry, it looks a little scary but it's a nice car
Little?
Come on, ride
Do you want to be killed by a deranged person? Because murders happen this way
Come on, you two
I love you
are you ready? As the great night of terror begins now
We'll start in 10 seconds
nine, eight
Seven
six
five
four
three
two
One
Play some songs, the audience is bored. - Internet gone, man.
Do something - Well, guys, we've got a wifi problem.
But don't worry, a master DJ doesn't leave his house without some phonographs.
Hurrah
It doesn't look cute all the time, at all
What is this? - Retrieve snapshots directly -
I mean this
Is it a shadow? - Can I use the camera? -
I'm not sure, it looks like "creepy"
wait wait
Do you have a video of the "crawler"? Are they real shots?
Not necessarily a "creeper", he could be a fancy dress idiot
And maybe the real "creeper"
What is the screen resolution? - 4K resolution "pixel", why? -
did you see? Real high-resolution footage
Fabulous
If this guy turns out to be missing maybe we'll have something interesting
this is interesting
Yes, I think I'll need to use my phone's light in all this darkness
Welcome to the Bernabet Family Cemetery
This abode of spirits dates back to the eighteenth century
The people...the locals thought this was
Holy...
But it has a lot of ghosts
Fabulous
I wonder if I can be buried here
Be careful what you wish for. - Shut up.
Remind us why we are here
Are we supposed to go to the haunted house or something?
Yes, we start our tour here
Do you see this?
What is the matter? Let's finish this
The camera does not work
I do not know
No, no, I'm not going to take this, dude
I didn't pay you to bring the camera crew to have fun
What do you mean it's not working? Doesn't it open? Is there a defect in the focus of the lens? Don't you register?
What am I even doing here?
Do you see? Nobody wants to be like that guy
I'm an Emmy winner, damn it
Lynn - I don't care about your Emmy.
It's not my fault the camera isn't working. - (Lynn)
It's dirty sometimes
(flexible)
Is everything okay, my dear? - I don't know, you tell me -
Is everything alright?
what do you mean?
I know there's something going on between you and that stupid blonde
Honestly, it doesn't bother me and I see it... interesting
come on
I didn't even notice it was there - Really? -
She says: Wow, I want to be buried here, because I'm beautiful and stupid
Do you want me to give you a cup to catch your saliva?
We didn't talk like that
It's not fair, Lynn.
No, really, I love her, she's cute, I get it
come on...
Welcome
Are you from the festival?
This is me (Michael)
Photographer, do you have a phone?
All I need is to connect the camera to the phone to upload my files to the Internet
Listen, I only need it for a while or the producer will kill me if I don't upload my files now
Welcome
Die
Die
What are you looking for? Your banjo?
Oh my God, oh man, shit
Oh the look of dread on your face
I wet myself
We can go now
Where are the others? - (Michael), (Michael) -
Where did that bastard go? - (Michael) -
This is definitely the last time I will work with him
I'm a YouTuber, get me out of here
Nothing happened, I just wanted to... see what's in that video
wait wait
You're jealous? - I'm not jealous.
Yeah, you're jealous
That's a nice thing. - Jealousy indicates a weak mind.
wait my dear
(flexible)
Maybe something attacked him?
like a big animal
There are no big animals here. Come on, it's Louisiana.
There are crocodiles, snakes and black bears roaming around
What would you have come here for?
(Lynn), (Lin)
calm down dude
What is the matter? Where is your sweetheart?
Something big came down from heaven
I told you, damn bears. - Bears don't fly.
Calm down man, what happened?
We gotta go, we gotta go, call the police
What?
Call the police!
Die
It's Michael
Someone killed him
Just killed
This means that whoever killed him is still here
Inward, quickly
(flexible)
Be careful, it's an old house and we don't know what's in here
Open the door, damn
Come on, open the door!
They're all yours now. - Come on.
come on, fuck
Come on you bastards
Open the door, damn
Come on
Come on!
So, this is your escape room, isn't it?
If this is a trick you are doing, you better stop and open the door
Because we are so afraid of your uncivilized tricks
shut your fucking mouth
open the door
I didn't sign up for this to happen to me
Michael died and you saw this for yourselves
Open that damn door. What have you done to Lynn? -
where is she? - just chill -
I don't know, okay?
I wasn't even supposed to be here
I was hired to scare you a bit, that's all
Were you "helped"? By whom? - (Giselle) -
(Manila)
She said there is a surprise waiting for you here
Surprise?
I'll show you a damn surprise
Tell me where Lynn is right now or I'll put this stick in your ass for you to taste its metal
That's right, it's time to settle scores
You all go back the hell or I'll blow your heads off
My ears are ringing
I warned you, back off!
There was no need to shoot
I'll shoot the next bullet at you, and you won't hear a thing
Well, let's try to understand what's going on
It's an escape room, isn't it? - Not an escape room -
A trap - who set this trap? -
"creeping"
The Creeper is nothing but a fairy tale, son
I saw it myself
you are crazy
He kidnapped Lynn, and I'm going to look for her
We won't move from here. - What? -
Let me guess, he must disrupt your schemes to practice vice and sleep with your horses
Fuck you son of the city
Work together as a team guys
As difficult as this ordeal is for you, I want you to stop acting so stupid
You are stuck with us now
Put the gun down, put it down
I'll take care of it
Don't go anywhere until I find Lynn.
he is coming
Upstairs now
to the attic
It's the right side, there's no light here, someone find the switch
There's a leak in the roof - But it's not raining -
this is unbelievable
Who the hell is this? - (Toxic) -
what the hell?
It's real
I'll kill him now, help me kill him, let me kill him
Help me kill him
help
Help, Chase, help
Where the hell is she? - It must be near here.
(work)
(work)
Die
(work)
It's coming, it's coming
Where is Lynn? - I don't know, I don't know -
where is she?
I don't know, I don't know
What is this?
It's here, it's here
Come on
There is no place to escape from
We have to kill him
yes
Should we kill him with a stick? There's no point in killing him, he doesn't die, trust me.
Our only hope is that he loses interest in us until the hunting cycle is over
How long does this fishing cycle take?
It takes 23 days
We will surely perish
We will surely perish
As if I've seen this before
(flexible)
(flexible)
This is me Lynn, this is me
What happened, my dear? - We have to get out of here.
What happened to you? - He'll kill you all.
He'll kill anyone who gets close to me. - You're bleeding, my dear.
He wants me
The only way out is upstairs, let's go, let's go
Let's stay close to each other
I caught you, I caught you
the phone
wait
fuck my leg
Die
my leg
Die
Police, what's your emergency?
what is your address? - Where the hell are we? -
Bernabet's house - Bernabet's house -
what's the problem? - He's the Creeper or something's trying to kill us.
Were you taking drugs?
Sir, do I look like a drug user? -
I want you to send help... to Bernabet's house, or else I swear
Sir, are you okay?
Come on, let's go
let's go
My God
Come on
Come on
Die
(flexible)
Why? Why did we stop?
Even if we go out, we'll be an easy target for him outside
from here
Are we going to take a risk or are we staying here?
I suggest we stay here, the police are coming, and that'll slow the creeper.
Oh really?
They wouldn't ignore an emergency call, would they?
oh your naivety
I need a doctor
We are like flies in a spider's web, it controls it
The whole situation, the only way to end this is to kill him
Your lover said we can't kill him
I'm not sure about this, I've seen it closely
and how was it?
He is old and old
And it smells like corpses
And where the hell is he? - He's playing us.
He loves to play
We have to set a trap for him
with what?
(Carrie) - Run -
(work)
Help. - (Carrie) -
hurry up
here here
My God
Let us pray for our sins now, until the hour of our death comes, amen
Trustworthy
What is this place?
Do you see anything?
Die
He left
take (carry)
No, my God, shit, no, please, my God, I don't want to die this way
No, we will not die this way
Maybe there is something we can take advantage of...maybe...information or
One way or another, we've had enough of running away. - Yeah, exactly.
I don't understand how this place hasn't been burned before
I beg you
I got injured in my left arm
Will you use your right arm? - Yes, it can be said -
Sorry about that man, it's just nerves
what the hell? A doll for voodoo magic?
...What is this
stone guys
Oh my God, they're feeding him
Honey, what was the reason for him to chase after you?
Where did he take you?
What really happened? - I'm pregnant, Chase.
That's why he stalked me
What?
That was all I had
yes
...I will marry you
If we get out of here alive
Why the hell would they feed this creature?
What is all this junk?
What is this?
shrine?
I thought it was just stories and legends
But it turned out to be true
What if? Do they have a fan club that helps feed that creature?
Maybe they want one of us? - What? -
We can't fight it, but we can beat it and maybe we can stop it
We are in his sick world now
It's time to turn things around, we need a plan
I think I know what to do
A missing couple, Ronald and Mary.
come on come on
(seven)
I will kill him
Die
come on you bastard
Take the child, his life belongs to you
Live forever, take the child, its life belongs to you
Live forever, take the child, its life belongs to you
You can't take it
Come on
What do you think of your eyes now, you bastard?
right Now
no
No, (Stu)
(flexible)