Kanjoos Makhichoos (2023) Movie Script

'Lucknow city.. '
'the city of Nawabs. '
'I stay in a small society of
this huge city. '
'And I am Jamna Prasad Pandey,
son of Ganga Prasad Pandey. '
'This is my comedy story full
of suspense and drama. '
Where was he going so late
in the night?
Hail to lord 'Mahadev' (Hindu God).
Shower your grace on all
but start with me first.
I am Jamuna Prasad pandey
and my caste is Vishwamitra.
Hey! Hey, Krish!
Wake up! It's not Sunday.
You've to go to school.
Wake up or I will break your back.
Madhuri!
Yes, Mr Pandey!
I am awake.
Bring me the rolling pin.
I am getting it.
It's completely empty.
Whole family can brush their teeth
with this for more 3 days.
Oh God!
Shall I get ask neighbours to give
their empty toothpaste tubes?
Don't even think about it.
Dad!
- Why did you ask then?
Come, my son!
Let's go and take a bath.
We will. But first come
and brush your teeth.
"One should take bath with
cold water." Great!
Come, son! I will wash you quickly.
Dad!
- Yes, my son!
We have a bathroom in the house but
we still bathe here. Why?
You're a child.
You won't get it now.
We need to pay for
the water that we get through tape.
And when the God has given us
such a huge river in free...
shouldn't we take free
baths? Tell me!
Why don't we ask our neighbour Pinki
to take bath with us then?
You have become really smart, son!
Pinki!
Dad!
- Yes!
I am feeling cold. Why don't
you install a water heater?
Water heater?
- Yes!
You need a strong heart to install
a water heater.
And you know that your dad doesn't
have that kind of money.
You will also become
strong like this.
Show me your muscles, my son!
Let's go! Go and get ready first.
You go first,
I will wash clothes and come.
Go! Go! Run!
(Indistinct voice)
Oh man!
Mom!
I have bathed.
I've left a tub full of water.
Ask Madhuri to use
that for cleaning.
Shall we both take
a bath with that water, if you say?
Don't you dare think that!
What's this?
You only got 10 ladyfingers.
Mom, it's not just 10,
it's total 100gm of ladyfinger.
Two ladyfingers per person,
so it becomes 10 for 5 people.
Potatoes will be added in it.
We can also eat it in Th evening.
What a miser son I have!
- Thank you!
Mom, give me some tea.
- It's kept there.
Give him some tea! As if!
Jamna! Hey, Jamna!
Yes, dad! - My phone fell and its
screen broke. Get it repaired.
You broke a 3000 rupee phone, dad.
Be careful please.
Man!
I don't think
that it needs to be repaired.
But I can't see who is calling.
But you can still hear.
Pick and ask who is calling.
But, man! - One second!
It's ringing.
Hello! Who's this?
Uncle! Greetings!
Dad is here. Talk to him.
It's uncle.
See how I found who was calling.
Bastard!
- Hey!
No, I was not saying that to you.
You make everything about yourself.
Make some tea for me.
Why are you getting angry at me?
Speak!
Look here! Freshly ironed shirt from
under the mattress.
Dad, I am impressed with your iron.
I was born to impress you, my son.
Madhuri, tiffin!
You know everything!
Wear the shirt quickly.
We are getting late.
Take this.
Listen!
- Tell me!
Mr Pandey!
Ask away!
Please get this lipstick for me.
It's only for 499/
- Only!
It's for 499/-.
- Yes.
Have you gone crazy?
You got a free haircut.
Did you get your mind cut too?
Go to the market and get
the same lipstick in 15 bucks.
They are fake. It's from Coral.
Where will you go by putting
this lipstick? In our society?
Okay. Don't be angry now.
Keep this photo safe. I'll get this
for you for Krish's marriage.
Lord, did I do any of my prayer
wrong that I got him in my fate?
I can hear that.
- I want you to hear that.
Well done then!
Say 'Tata' (bye)
- Both Tata and Birla to you!
Greetings, Banshi uncle!
- Greetings, son!
Wow, Birju! You're brushing in
early morning! - What, man!
You drunkard!
Is it still not your morning yet?
Greetings, aunt Nimuri!
Hey, Jamna! Wait a minute!
Tell me one thing! Where were you
going yesterday night at...
2:30 am?
Oh man! Did she see me now?
At 2:30 pm?
- Yes!
Oh! You mean, at 2 hours
and 30 minutes in the night! - Yes!
Exactly at 2:30 pm.
- That...
One minute!
Were you attending late night
classes at that time?
I... I was playing PubG.
Let that me!
You tell me! Where were you going?
Me!
- Yes!
I was... that...
Yes! My friend stay in
a nearby village.
His sister in law's cousin's
brother in law died.
They needed things for last rite.
So I went to shop.
I am also going there now Greetings!
I am safe!
I see! You're pretending to be good!
I'll find if you're good or bad.
Greetings!
- Greetings!
Greetings!
- How are you Chotu?
Greetings, brother!
- Greetings!
Is everything alright?
- Yes.
Let me worship first.
"Sanskrit chanting"
"Sanskrit chanting"
"Sanskrit chanting"
Don't be shocked, Lord Sai
(A Hindi God)! You're new here.
All of these other God know that...
I've to use this small incense stick
for whole month...
and that packet for whole year.
Please forgive me!
What happened? Why're you being
angry in early morning?
You save money by extinguishing
that incense stick.
But you haven?t paid my salary
since last two months.
What? I should give you work
and then I should also pay you!
Wow! You used to roam
here and there.
I gave you a place to stay.
I pay for you lodging and food.
I also got a book
for you to learn English.
You got that book from waste.
You also take this electricity
fuse with you in night.
Without a fan,
mosquitoes bite me in night.
I brought that China fan for you.
Where is that?
This one! It doesn't give any air.
Now you need air too!
This is Chinese fan. Hold it
and move your head like this.
It will give air.
Focus on the job now.
- Take this, Jamna!
Shivhari, have you started
distributing posters now?
Yes! I wanted to collect some
purities by serving society.
Give me some more then!
I'll also give them to my friends
and gather some purities.
Okay then! Greetings!
- Greetings!
Chotu!
- Yes, brother!
Take them all.
We can use them to pack things.
"Place me in your heart's mobile...
"like a sim, darling."
"Place me in you heart's mobile,
like a sim, darling."
What are you playing?
What happened?
Play songs according to your age.
Try singing some holy
songs sometime.
These are holy songs of this time.
If you want to send
a message to God...
use mobile instead of a temple...
and use hashtag instead
of forehead mark.
My every holy song is generally...
trending in whole Lucknow.
I have 10, 000 followers.
- Is it?
Oh god!
I remembered something by this.
You all should start
following Jamna now.
Why? - He went somewhere
at 2:30 am in night.
What, aunt! You're talking
nonsense. - We don't believe you.
I swear on Facebook.
My account should get
hacked if I lie.
I've seen him sometimes going out
at 2:30 am in night...
using torch light.
Ganga!
Is it some matter of girl?
What if he runs away like
your brother in law?
Oh God! Mom,
look what she is saying!
Madhuri, you'll also become like me
then and be confused...
if you're married or a widow.
Sister!
- What sister?
That's why
I stay online all the time.
If I find your brother
in law online some time...
I go and poke him so much...
that he gets offline permanently.
No! Please don't say
things like this.
Where will I find him online?
He always keeps his data turned off.
I'll call him
and ask about yesterday night.
Wait! Don't ask him
anything for now.
Yes.
She is right. No one will ask him
anything for now.
We'll follow him
when he'll go out in night.
Look, brother!
I am telling you that...
if something like this happens...
I will beat him so much that...
he will throw out everything
from mouth.
That will hurt him so much,
aunt. - Hey!
He is calling.
I'll ask him now. - Hey!
Don't say anything.
Hello!
- 'What's going on Madhuri? '
You tell me!
- 'Listen! '
Don't cook dinner at home tonight.
Bring everyone near the old temple.
There is a party.
What? Really?
We have to attend a party!
Yes! Listen!
Wear old clothes and...
don't use makeup.
Why? Are we going at a food offering
done for dead or a party?
The person who is giving
a party is a very poor fellow.
He might feel bad if
we go wearing good clothes there.
Oh!
Why?
What why? You ask so many questions.
I feel as if I am sitting in
a court when I talk to you.
'Listen to me! Bring two empty
tiffing with you. '
Why do you need tiffins?
- Again!
Why do you behave as Rajat Sharma?
Do what I'm saying.
I am hanging up. - But...
That party?
Yes. That party.
Go and get my those clothes out.
(Indistinct voices)
Mr Pandey!
- Yes!
Wow! You've worn...
all the old clothes.
Jamna, who is that poor
who is giving this party?
Here, mom!
Here!
- What?
Will you make us
eat in a feast for all? - Yes.
Poor and homeless people eat here.
Mr Pandey, are we poor and homeless?
Everyone is poor in front of God.
This poor will save 500 bucks today.
Did you get the tiffin?
Yes.
- Great!
Jamna, poor and beggars eat here.
We won't eat here. Let's go!
Anyone who leaves,
will eat offering after my death.
Jamna!
Let's go!
Come! Let's eat 'Halwa-Puri'.
(Indian dish)
My bad luck!
What are you doing?
Dad, everyone is looking at you.
Why are you covering your face?
Because of your nonsense.
- What are you saying, dad?
What else should I say?
Your miser attitude has crossed
all boundations of shame.
Of someone recognizes us eating
here, they will look...
at us how they look at these poors.
Open your mouth, son!
Leave all that! Where is tiffin?
Excuse me, brother! Listen to me!
We have some handicapped
people at our home.
They couldn't come here.
It would be nice of you if you
could fill this box for them.
Yes. - Fill this up to
the brim. - Okay.
Thanks a lot!
You're really a nice person.
Oh God!
Arrangements are done
for tomorrow's breakfast and food.
(Farting sound)
- What are you doing?
You know that I get gastric issues
when I eat grams.
Mom, eat potato. Leave the grams.
"Everywhere is just happiness."
"Everywhere is just happiness."
"Everywhere is just happiness."
Oh God! he really left at 2:30 am.
Mom!
Dad!
You son is sleeping alone.
My son won't even move
until morning.
Hide!
Hide! Hide!
His walking style tells me...
that he is definitely
hiding something.
What if aunt's prediction about
a girl comes true?
Silent! Let's go and find out.
Be careful!
Slowly!
Hide!
This police station is closed
since many years.
What is he doing here?
Has he killed someone?
- hey!
He might've hidden the corpse
here like a movie. - Shut up!
Stop watching movies
at Jumri's place.
Let's see what he is doing.
I didn?t do anything. I am innocent.
Mom! - It's not just mom.
Your dad is also here.
And your son's mom is
also here. - yes.
Tell us, what are you doing here?
So much money!
From where did you get this money?
Did you steal it?
- Did you loot it?
No, mom! I did nothing of such sort.
I swear...
I hid it here to save it from
being looted. That's all!
Is it? You could've also kept it
at bank. - Yes.
Dad, how can I trust a bank?
What if some Malya comes
and steal my money?
Tell me whose money is this
and how much is this?
It's 80, 253 bucks, dad.
You've saved 80 thousand and you
become a miser even for a penny.
I will beat you.
- No, dad!
I am saying since last 7 years...
that the walls have got spots.
We need to color them.
We need new furniture,
new curtains, new floor.
And your dad is asking from
so long to make a...
place for birds outside.
You will keep 80, 000 hidden...
but you won't fulfill
your family's wishes.
My sister's son...
his name is Satynanad
but he studies in Saint Paris.
What about or Krish?
He studies
in Hindi medium Chedilal school.
I also want our Krish to study in
an English medium school.
What happened to all of you?
Hindi is our national language, mom.
Don't try to make excuses.
You have saved so much money
but never got a...
dress for me.
- Mom, she is lying.
I got a dress
for you six months back.
Am I lying?
Mom, I'll show you that dress.
Why are you fighting
at this time in night?
Fight will start now, mom.
Look at this.
It was a bed-sheet sale.
He combined three bedsheets
to make a...
'Saree' (Indian dress) for me.
And what did he tell me?
Take it, it's a designer 'saree'.
It's two in one.
You can wear in day and I can use
it as a bed-sheet in night.
Shut up!
Till today...
you never got me an apple.
Eat according to your standards.
You can eat another fruit.
All are some.
I am not talking about fruit...
I am talking about
a phone. - Iphone?
What can I say, daughter?
He was not like this before.
He became like this
after getting married to you.
That's nice. mom!
Put all of your son's fault on me.
Shut up you both!
Won't you tell us now?
Why did you save this money?
Tell me! I saved it for you and mom.
What?
Liar!
I am not lying, dad.
You can hit me if you want.
But I am telling truth.
I saved this money
for both of you so that...
I can send you both on a trip to
four places of pilgrimages.
You don't know this dad,
but on the day of my wedding...
before going to
the marriage place...
I heard you talking with
grand dad's picture.
Dad!
I will be free of responsibilities
today after marrying my son.
I have one regret that...
I couldn't send you on trip to
four places of pilgrimages.
I also want to go but
I won't say this to Jamna.
Because I know well about the pain
of not fulfilling a dad's dream.
I just wish that God keeps Jamna
and my daughter in law happy.
Please bless me, dad!
This son felt the pain of
a son that day.
I also heard my dad's unsaid wish.
So...
I decided that day that...
I would save money
and send you both on that trip.
And...
they say that the one...
who get to see four places of
pilgrimages in their...
life, he gets liberation
while living.
So, isn't it good to get someone
liberation in their life...
instead of spending
after their death.
Stop it now! Will you make me cry?
God bless you with all happiness!
I did this for you.
Did I do something wrong?
No, son! You're not wrong.
I though that you were Prem Chopra.
But you are Neeraj Chopra.
Neeraj Chopra!
The gold medalist! - Yes!
Dad!
Get some tea!
So, you want to visit 3
- 4 places of pilgrimages? - Yes.
It's 4 places of pilgrimages.
What's this 3-4 places
of pilgrimages?
I mean that three of you...
want to go to four places
of pilgrimages.
No! It's not three.
Both of them will go.
My mom and dad will go.
When?
As soon as they can go.
- What's the issue with that?
Next Tuesday,
a tour vehicle is leaving.
I will book a ticket in urgency.
Tuesday is just after five days.
That's great.
- Okay.
Money?
- Yes. We have got the money.
You don't need to count.
Look at this. So much!
- Be careful!
What's all this?
- It's cash. Total 80, 000 in cash.
It's my earning of many years that
I collected with hard work.
Will you send my parents in
a helicopter?
That's why I am charging 80, 000.
Will you send us by a helicopter?
Don't get emotional dad.
It's just to Kedarnath.
I am not buying a helicopter.
Give a receipt on uncle?s name.
Hello!
Book two tickets in urgency.
One is for Mr ganga Prasad
and one is for...
Saraswati Pandey.
- for Saraswati Pandey.
Yes. I will send you
other details. Okay.
Okay.
It's done.
- It's done!
Yes. - Dad, we'll start getting
ready for the trip.
Hail to the goddess Ganga!
- Hail!
"Everyone's DJ is that god."
"Don't try to con with the beat."
"Goddess will bless the one
who will dance with full power."
"Don't shy. Keep dancing."
"If it's less,
I'll play the power drum for you."
"Dance with full power.
Power drum is playing."
"Don't let this chance go.
Power drum is playing."
"Dance with full power.
Power drum is playing."
"Don't let this chance go.
Power drum is playing."
I couldn't send you, dad.
But my son is sending me on
a trip to 4 places of pilgrimages.
Hey, moron!
- What?
Look here!
- What?
I am going to get
a glimpse of river Ganga's flow.
And you're giving me
a glimpse of this now!
Hey!
- Hey, you!
"God' speaker, God's woofer. There
is no pressure on you."
"What is life? A night out.
Don't be a party pooper."
"Come on the line, match the beats."
"If it's less,
I'll play the power drum for you."
"Dance with full power.
Power drum is playing."
"Don't let this chance go.
Power drum is playing."
"Dance with full power.
Power drum is playing."
"Don't let this chance go.
Power drum is playing."
"Match you walk with the beat."
"Heart is free and happy. Match
yourself with this heart"
"Match you walk with the beat."
"Heart is free and happy. Match
yourself with this heart"
"You're like a dry month,
try to mix some fun."
"Match the..."
"Match the beat of happiness. Call
the heart with heart."
"Call the heart with heart.
Call the heart with heart."
"Call the heart with heart."
Why did this weather
got ruined today?
So much rain! Mom, close
the window when this train starts.
Water will get inside. Dad, listen!
These are separate donations
for all 4 places.
Please give it there.
And, listen!
Keep these 10,
000 rupees from my side.
It was not needed.
Don't spend though!
- Hey!
Both of you, listen!
Eat well! We have paid full amount.
Mom, listen! Listen!
Spare other before eating any grams.
I am already missing you guys.
Keep calling us.
I'll keep calling you.
Keep on writing letters to me.
What letters?
They're only going for ten days.
They'll be back before
the letter reach here. - Yes.
Mr Pandey!
- Hey!
Hold this! Hold!
Mom! Mom!
Wear your sweater if you feel cold.
Dad, I've talked with them.
They'll try to move you on
a lower birth.
Take care! Keep calling me!
I am already missing you.
- Bye, Jamna! Will see you later!
Krish, come!
Bye! Bye!
- Bye!
Bye! Bye!
- Bye!
Close the window!
Do not put your hand out! Mom!
Mom!
It's raining so much.
The window is open.
- It's okay Mr Pandey.
I am already missing them.
They'll be back soon.
Who will make 'Chila' (Indian breakfast)
for me? - I will.
You can't make it that good.
Man, what happened?
His parents have gone on a picnic
without him for the first time.
Such grudging kids should not
be brought out of the house.
Your dad must be
the one who is grudging, you moron!
My parents went on a pilgrimage.
I'll get you cursed.
He is calling me grudging.
- That's okay.
Dad would have hit him.
Listen to me!
- Go ahead!
Leave this boring Pandey behind
and become Chulbul Pandey today.
What're you doing? Did you lit
a candle? Why at night?
It's not a candle.
I've put some perfume.
Why did you waste perfume?
You could've put on new clothes
for someone's marriage.
Don't convert this romance into mud
in this rainy season.
Listen to me!
- You listen to me!
Look at this. I am really worried.
Did mom and dad get
a lower birth or not?
That TC told me that it was hard.
Their phone is out of reach.
Dad will take care of that.
You take care of me.
Krish is at lower birth.
We are at upper birth.
Let's plan for birth of Krish 2.
- Krish 2?
You will hike my expenses.
"My duty, my religion."
"You are my everything."
"You're a thread, I'm a kite."
"I've started walking in
this path, oh God."
"Hail to God,
Hail to God. Hail to Shiva"
"Hail to God,
Hail to God. Hail to Shiva"
"Hail to God,
Hail to God. Hail to Shiva"
"Hail to God,
Hail to God. Hail to Shiva"
"Hail to God,
Hail to God. Hail to Shiva"
"Hail to God,
Hail to God. Hail to Shiva"
"Hail to God,
Hail to God. Hail to Shiva"
"Hail to God,
Hail to God. Hail to Shiva"
"Hail to God,
Hail to God. Hail to Shiva"
"Hail to God,
Hail to God. Hail to Shiva"
Aunt Pari! Uncle Banshi!
Uncle Harish!
Grandpa and Grandma is video
calling us. Come fast!
How are you, grand ma?
You called the whole community!
Greetings, mom! How are you?
Stay blessed! How are you all?
tell us about you.
How are both of you?
We both are good.
We are sitting near Ganga's bank
in Rishikesh.
Mom, did you take a bath in Ganga?
Yes, I did.
Give this to me.
Mom, where is dad?
Dad! He has drowned in
the river Ganga.
What else?
People take bath in Ganga to wash
their bad deeds.
But your dad is taking
bath to bad deeds.
He is using The Ganga as
his swimming pool.
Let me show you! Look here!
Look at this! - Close your nose,
put head in water and...
And 1, 2, 3, and dive!
Listen! Talk to kids!
Greetings, dad!
- Greetings, Jamna!
Look, I am taking bath
in Ganga here.
We will go to Guptakashi
after that and...
then to Kedarnath.
Dad, I sent you there to visit
the Gods but...
you're visiting beauties.
Look here, son! Look!
Meet them, they are
someone to be met.
She is Daisy, she is Susain.
She is Rosy and...
she is Rosy's sister...
- Younger?
No, she is a missile.
Missile...
- It's Michelle.
That's what I said, Missile.
Missile!
Hey, Ganga!
Your son looks so handsome.
She called you handsome, son!
Dad, she is calling me handsome.
Shall I come there?
- Come! Come!
Dad, I'll also come. I also want
to touch a white skinned girl.
Both of your brains have gone crazy.
Okay, dad. We'll talk later.
Take care!
I'll take care of them, son.
Not their, yours and mom's.
Take care of them too.
Listen! Listen!
Ask these girls to send me
friend request.
I have no international friend.
I will ask them.
1, 2, 3 and dive!
Stop it now!
Have you all gone crazy...
after seeing them? Cut the call!
Take care of dad! Bye!
Jamna!
Did you but some magical package
for your parents?
Tell them!
Looks like it's going to rain a lot.
'Since last two days, it's raining
a lot in many places...
in UP and Uttrakhand. '
'According to scientists, it's
happening due of global warming. '
'If this rain continues like this, '
'there are chances of flooding. '
Oh no!
What's this?
What is this global warming?
I don't know. Let's ask Google.
Ask it!
Giloval warmning!
'No matches found. '
- You know nothing Chotu.
Is this the button?
- Yes.
What is...
radio news global warming?
No matches found!
What match is she talking about?
It's talking about some cricket
match that may have got canceled.
I am really worried about dad.
Call him!
- Yes, let's call!
Yes! It's ringing.
Dad, where are you?
We are at Gorikund...
on the way to Kedarnath.
It's raining a lot here.
- Yes!
Are you alright?
Yes. If the rain stops,
we'll reach to kedarnath tomorrow.
It's raining
since yesterday morning.
If the rain stops in the evening,
we'll go to visit temple.
Where is mom?
- Yes, talk to her.
Son! Son, I am really worried.
There is no power here.
I am really worried.
These four are also really worried.
They're scared.
Not just them, everyone is scared.
No one has seen such rains before.
Hello! dad!
You're stuck! Dad!
dad!
- Hello!
Hello!
God, please protect my mom and dad.
Dad, were you able to connect
to them over call?
It's not connecting.
This lady is saying
that they are not available.
There must be a power cut due to
rain and their battery is drowned.
Don't worry!
I believe that dad
will call himself.
Come and have your dinner.
Food!
- Hey, Jamna!
Madhuri!
What happened?
What happened, aunt?
Where is uncle and aunt now?
They're in Kedarnath. Why?
Turn on the television.
Cable is disconnected since last
three months. What happened?
Come to our place and watch this.
Come fast!
We're coming!
Fast!
- 'It's raining heavily'.
'Due to a cloud burst
in Kedarnath...
huge destruction has
been observed. '
'It has been completely disconnected
from other areas. '
'It's impossible to reach there from
any transportation. '
'Government will soon release
a helpline number there. '
'Stay connected with us
to know more! '
'We'll give you news of every
moment.'- Nothing will happen.
His name is Ganga.
Goddess Ganga will save him.
Mr Pandey, don't be scared.
Mom and dad must be safe.
We'll go to agent's office tomorrow
and ask to them, Jamna.
'The number dialed is either
switched off or out of network. '
'Please try calling again
after some time. '
Someone, please tell us something.
Tell us! Why are you not answering?
How will we know if you don't
tell us? - One minute!
Please stop!
How will I understand
if you all shout at a time?
Will I be able to tell anything?
You took them there.
It's your responsibility to find
out about their whereabouts.
You took them via a helicopter.
Can't you go and find them
with a helicopter?
How can I tell you?
Helicopter service is closed.
Walk and go then!
Have you gone crazy?
I am telling you that
the way there is closed.
I won't be able to do anything now.
Army will do everything.
Then call army.
- What?
You must have that vehicle's number
in which they went!
Call that vehicle's driver.
I am unable to connect to anyone.
Shall I talk directly to
the clouds in Kedarnath now?
I am trying to make you understand
since last an hour.
But no one is listening.
Did I ask the cloud to burst?
My dad is also trapped there.
I am unable to connect to anyone
since yesterday.
Listen everyone!
Uttarakhand Govt. has launched
a helpline number on television.
They've given the number. Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go home
and call them.
(Everyone leaving)
Hello, dad!
- 'Tell me! '
Don't come out of
the house for four days. - 'Why? '
You've gone to Kedarnath.
- 'When? '
I am telling you. Cut the call!
I am safe.
'The number dialed by you is...
'Your dialed number is...
Did anyone's call got
connected? - No!
Did any of your call got connected?
Jamna, no one's call is
getting connected.
Did anyone's call got
connected? - No!
Everyone is trying.
It'll get connected.
When will it connect?
It's switched off.
Jamna, my son!
Many sons like you are searching
their parents.
Whole Kedarnath is destroyed.
23 - 24 villages have been
swiped off in flood.
We are sitting here.
But many have been separated
from their family...
I am praying that at least...
mom and dad stay together.
Mom has never gone out
of Lucknow alone.
'The number dialed by you is...
Enough!
I'll go there myself.
Where?
This helpline is helpless.
I'll go to Kedarnath myself.
I will search for my mom
and dad myself.
Wait! I'll search for them.
Listen! You can't go further!
There is a landslide.
All ways are closed.
It's not possible to go further.
Move back! - What about people
who are trapped there?
Move back! Move back!
'Angels, where are you?
' 'Why're you far from eyes? '
'I am anxious and unknown here'
'River streams are
calling for banks'
'I am calling you. Please hear me'
"Where are you lost? "
"Man, where are you lost?"
"Why so angry at me?"
"Why are you so annoyed?"
"My world is empty.
Fill life in me again"
"Where are you lost?"
"Man, where are you lost?"
Sir, did you find anything
about my mom and dad?
Man, it's you!
You've come again.
You' re here for the fifth time.
What did I tell you?
People who were trapped in Kedarnath,
were brought to Rishikesh.
We're taking care of them
and calling their family.
We're not just sitting
here. We are...
working here day and night.
He is my junior.
Negi!
- Yes, sir!
When was your child born?
- Ten days before.
Did you hear? He hasn't seen his
child's face since last 10 days.
Put the papers here.
I am keeping this photo
for your solace.
I've your number. Once
I find your parents, believe me...
I will bring them
to you like my own parents.
Please go for now.
- Okay. - Don't worry!
Come forward!
"Who will ask about me now?"
"Who will put
their hand on my head?"
"Who will look at the door."
"Who will ask about me?"
"River streams are
calling for banks."
"I am calling you, please listen."
"Where are you lost?"
"Man, where are you lost?"
"Where are you lost?"
"Man, where are you lost?"
It's already 11'o clock.
Train must be here.
Yes Madhuri! I am almost there.
Listen, Govt. officer came to
our house in the morning.
'He has called you to his office. '
Govt. Officer?
- 'Yes. Please go there first. '
They must've found something
about mom and dad.
'Listen! Ask harish to come to
Thali society's interchange. '
It'll be helpful
if he'll be with me.
'Okay. I am sending him. '
- Okay.
Birju, go home!
I have to visit a government office.
Okay.
- Harish is coming with me.
Are they your parents?
Yes. They are my mom and dad.
Ganga Prasad
and Saraswati Pandey. - yes.
According to the list of tours
and travels, they went on...
trip to four places of
pilgrimages. - Yes.
Did you receive any call?
- No.
Were you able to connect through
any other medium? - No.
Sir, I went there myself
to search for them.
I've searched every mountain
and camp but they're nowhere.
No connection from last 25 days?
- No! Not at all!
Oh!
What can we do now?
Fill this form and...
sign on it.
What kind of form is this?
In such situations...
when a person is missing
since last 25 days...
and can't be connected...
we should accept
that they went to meet God.
Government declare them dead.
What are you saying?
How dare you say that?
Who are you to declare them dad?
Crazy!
Have you gone crazy!
- Please be patient.
Crazy man!
- I am not crazy!
How dare you hit me so hard!
I am just telling him the rule.
I am telling you
what my senior asked me to tell.
I didn't make this rule in my house.
Look here! Look at the policy.
Family of the dead person
will receive...
seven lakhs per death.
- What?
Man!
One dead person will
receive 7 lakhs.
His both parents are gone,
so it will be 14 lakhs.
So he will receive
a compensation of 14 lakhs.
You'll receive 14 lakhs.
You didn't listen to me and hit me.
14 lakhs!
What?
- That's what I said.
(Crying)
What are you saying?
I am saying that even my parents
never hit me so hard.
You hit me without any reason.
If you want to complain so much...
go and complain to
the senior officer.
What are you trying to show here?
Brother!
- Hey!
I am going home. Let's go!
Yes, take him.
What are you looking at?
Do your work!
We have so much work today.
I am telling you this as
a friend that...
you should not hit
a government officer like this.
Jamna, please try to understand.
We should close our doors when 'Laxmi'
(Goddess of money) comes.
What are you saying, aunt Jhumari?
What Laxmi?
They are comparing my parent's
life with money.
The breaths that I am taking...
are given by my parents.
My name has their name after it.
We break relation with someone only
after their last rites.
But you want me to do last rites of
my learning and take the money.
I am really hoping that my parents
will come back alive.
And they have already decided
value of their death.
Shall I write dead in front of
their name after taking this money?
I don't need this kind of money.
So what if he is an officer!
He can't say whatever he wants!
What wrong did he say?
It's been 25 days since
we have started searching for them.
You have also been there.
Nothing will happen
with our opinion.
Govt. have declared
the dead on documents.
Jamna, accept the truth.
If uncle and aunt would
have been alive...
they would've let us
know one or another way.
I've also uploaded posts
on Facebook and insta.
Everyone has started
commenting, RIP.
Listen, Jamna!
Ganga is my Facebook friend.
We have chatted
on messenger few times.
If he would have been alive,
he would have replied.
There is no reply.
So take the money, son.
Aunt, how can I take money like this
for my parents?
Okay then! Don't take the money.
Sister in law, make him understand.
If he won't take the money, Govt.
officers will take it themselves.
No! It would be better if
we could fulfill...
Ganga and Saraswati's wishes
with that money.
Take it, brother.
Take it as
a blessing from your parents.
Take it, son.
Everyone is saying. So, take it.
Yes, son!
What should we do now?
What are you thinking, Mr Pandey?
I don't know Madhuri.
What should I do?
I have always taken all decisions
after consulting my parents.
What should I do now?
Everyone faces these hard times in
their lives when...
they have to take decisions
on their own.
Okay?
I understand.
But you also know.
I only know that you might be
a miser but...
you spend your feelings with
open heart in relationships.
All of them think with their mind.
But you...
you think with your heart.
And one thing is decided in life...
that nothing is decided.
So whatever decision you take...
take it with both
your heart and mind.
1. 25 to color...
45 for furniture...
and now the only things left are...
a place for birds for dad...
that's for 90, 000.
Krish's fees and donation...
for English medium school...
can be given in advance
for next three years.
Three lakhs.
See mom, your wish is fulfilled.
Your grand son will study in
an English medium school.
A 60, 000 apple...
for Madhuri.
60, 000! Brother, are you buying
lifestyle supply of apples?
Apple for 60, 000!
You dumb! I am buying
an apple iphone for her.
Is it?
Brother, won't you take
anything for yourself?
I don't need anything.
My parents blessings are enough.
Then please get something for me.
My blessings are enough for you.
Yes, Madhuri!
- 'That govt. officer has...
come to our home. '
I will come.
- 'I will get him some tea. '
Okay! I am coming.
Chotu!
- Yes!
Chotu, look after the shop.
I will go to home.
A govt. officer has arrived.
Give me that, Yadav.
Take this, Pandey.
Handle you fidelity and...
free me from this burden.
Take this.
I've already counted the notes.
You can count them again.
They are total 10 lakhs.
Ten lakhs?
But you told us
that it would be 14 lakhs.
Sister in law,
compensation is of 14 lakhs.
But to get this relief fund to you
in such a speedy manner...
we need to get signature
of 25 people.
We need other ten thumb
prints and...
at least ten commendations.
But, all of our officers...
have come together and...
taken this pressure from the Govt.
and worked overtime just for you.
Obviously, govt.
won't pay for their overtime.
Overtime?
It's a system.
Let me tell you.
The money declared by the Govt.
first goes to the state.
Then it goes to districts.
Then it goes to collector office...
and then it comes to you finally.
Now...
money will be spent...
for them to sign.
Sir!
This is a complete fraud.
Brother! - Fraud exists
because of faith.
You've also done fraud
for so many years.
Your dad paid tax for so many years.
It's already been 5 years
since your dad retired.
Every year after that, you showed
loss and never paid tax.
You showed loss and didn't pay
a single penny towards tax.
Think that
these 4 lakhs are for that.
How do you know all that?
- How do I know?
Is that the question?
The government collects full
detail of every person...
who receives money from it.
Whatever that is!
I won't take money
like this. - Okay.
We will take it that way.
We'll also forge your signature.
Think about it.
You're in loss from all sides.
Tell me, what should be done?
You can decide.
Mr Yadav!
- Yes! - Have some tea.
Hello!
- 'Yes, brother! '
'I've sent that bird's place.
Take the delivery and send money.
Send it in cash.
- Okay.
I am hanging up.
Mr Pandy!
Color boxes are here
and they've sent the bill too.
Yadav!
Do you have a pen?
- No.
"Caretaker should never go away."
Turn it.
"Stars of eyes should
never be separated."
"My heart isn't convinced.
My soul doesn't agree"
"Even if all
the happiness comes your way."
"Your name flows in my veins."
"Come back when I call for you,
I force you to."
"Streams from rivers are
calling fro banks."
"I am calling for you,
please listen."
"Where are you lost?"
"Lost! Lost! Where are you lost?"
"Why are you so angry?"
"Why are you so annoyed?"
"My world is empty."
"Please fill life in me again."
"Where are you lost?"
"Man, where are you lost?"
All of you, please pray
that my parents rest in peace.
From that 10 lakhs rupees that
we received... - 14!
that 14 lakhs rupees that
we received...
only 51, 000 is remaining.
I want to donate them
in other areas.
I want today to be considered
as death anniversary...
of my parents and a feast for all...
is arranged
for poors on this day every year.
I request you for this.
Please take this.
Bless us, god!
Look at this! I already knew this.
What have you done Madhuri?
What have I done? - You've left
all the lights turned on.
It was mom and dad's death
anniversary, not 'Diwali'.
I turned off all the lights.
Since I got you that iphone...
your focus is on that,
not on the house.
I...
See Mr Pandey,
someone is there in the washroom.
After I installed that English
toilet seat, all kids use that.
Let me take care of them.
- Dad!
Yes, son! Get your slipper and come.
Listen! Whoever that is,
please hit slowly.
What slowly? Who is there?
Hey! You guys are here.
From where are you coming?
Grandpa!
- Dad!
The whole society was empty.
Where was everyone?
Grandma!
- Oh, god! That's your mom!
Jamna!
- Mr Pandey!
Mr Pandey!
- Dad, what happened? - Wake up!
What happened to him?
Mr Pandey! Mr Pandey!
Madhuri!
- Yes.
I saw that...
Mom! Dad!
It's real!
It's real! Mom!
Where were you, mom?
- What happened, son?
Dad! - What happened?
- Where were you, dad?
It's real. Come!
Come here and sit.
My mom! My dad!
Mom! Mom!
Mom! Dad!
- What happened?
Mom! - You're looking at us
with your eyes bulging out...
as if we are dead and...
you're returning from our
death anniversary.
Grandpa!
What are you saying?
Why will they do that?
Wow! How nice, Jamna!
You have got
the whole house colored.
It's my favourite, blue.
- Nice!
New curtains! New furniture!
My daughter in law has a new iphone.
New tiles! How nice!
Wow!
And who got
that bird's place outside?
Dad, leave all about that.
Tell me, where were you
and what happened with you?
He went to Guptakashi
in your search.
But you were nowhere to be found.
What should I tell you, son?
It was all fucked up.
What? What is fucked up?
Situations were playing with us.
Dad, it's an English slang.
Everyone speak like
this in our English medium school.
When did you start sending him
to an English medium school?
Dad, leave all about that.
You are not telling me...
what happened with you?
What happened was that...
flood came after that.
It was water all around us.
We both were hanging on a tree.
And after that...
you remember that Suzee! - Yes.
He saw that
she was drowning in the water.
He didn't think
and jumped in the water.
What are you saying?
After that?
- I jumped in the water...
but I remembered after that
I didn't know how to swim. - Shit!
What did you do after that?
I kept on hanging on that tree.
Mom!
- What about you, dad?
I should be thankful
to Suzee that...
she pulled me towards the bank
and saved me too.
Everything got back to normal
after four days.
Four days?
Were you both separated?
- Yes! - Yes, son!
We were separated.
They took us to Rishikesh then.
Then I started searching for him.
(Ambulance siren)
(Ambulance siren)
I lost my senses.
He was nowhere to be found.
I was also searching for...
Sareswati in Rishikesh.
(Sanskrit chanting)
(Sanskrit chanting)
I was searching for Saraswati
from one to another camp.
I searched for him for 14 days.
But your mom was nowhere
to be found.
(Sanskrit chanting)
(Sanskrit chanting)
(Sanskrit chanting)
I started feeling scared...
What if I lost him?
Then I went to another camp one day.
I sat there for food and saw...
that they were serving gram curry.
I started missing your mom.
Where would she be?
How would she be?
And suddenly...
Saraswati!
Like this, Ganga
and Saraswati met again.
And today, by god's grace...
all Ganga, Jamna
and Saraswati are together again.
Isn't it?
This was our story, bro!
Why are you looking up and down?
I was thinking that so much happened
but why didn?t you call me?
How could I call you?
Both of your contact numbers were
in the phone.
Phone was in the box.
The box swept away in water.
You disconnected landlines long back.
No one in neighbourhood have that.
So it will be impossible to contact.
What do you know?
I mean... - But why are you
speaking English so much?
English...
- Son, those 4 foreigners left...
and left their souvenir.
Go and sleep.
You can continue in morning.
Okay.
Man!
It's not fart, it's just a burp.
Dad, go and sleep.
Mom, you should also sleep.
You're so tired.
I'll wash them. Go and sleep.
Get up! Go and sleep.
Good night, mom!
- Okay.
Close all the windows and doors.
There are too many mosquitoes.
Turn on the fan.
- Okay, son.
Don't worry about electricity bill.
I will pay it.
And if someone sees,
they will put me in the jail.
Are you thinking the same what
I am thinking?
I can't think what to think about.
I don't know...
if I should laugh that mom
and dad are alive or...
should I cry that they are back.
I am only worried about
one thing now.
That is...
how to tell them that they're dead
for the world?
What! What are you talking?
We both are dead.
Yes! - You signed for 14
and got only 10.
It wasn't like that
but it was like that.
Govt's all work is bullish.
You...
Please don't talk so loudly.
- I'm not talking loudly.
Don't start your English engine.
You're not getting it. Madhuri,
you were there. Tell them!
What are you thinking?
If mom and dad are alive,
who were those crows that...
eat all the pudding
after performing last rites?
My mind is frozen
and you're worrying about pudding.
Mom and dad!
Please try to understand.
Don't go out from the house.
Keep all windows and doors closed.
What are you saying?
if someone sees you...
I won't be able to show my face
to anyone. - Calm down!
Dad, you should calm down.
Calm down!
- Please speak slowly.
I am saying you! Shut up!
That's why I never used to come out.
I think that there is only
one way out. - What?
"You use lipstick...."
"The whole district moves."
"You look most beautiful in
the whole district."
How are you, Mr Choubey?
Mr Yadav!
- Hello!
Don't be like this.
I am Jamna Prasad.
I hit you by mistake that day.
You can hit me if you want.
Leave me! Leave me!
What do you want now?
We've given you the money.
- I have even spent that.
Are you here to get invoice?
- I'm not here to get invoice.
Listen to me! You gave me that money
because my parents died.
Why are you wasting my time?
I am not wasting time.
You think that...
What should I think
and why should I think?
Think that...
I am only thinking one thing
while looking at you...
what to think?
No! I am going to tell
you what to think.
Think that...
if my mom and dad...
becomes alive, then?
- Alive?
No! You mean...
are they really alive?
tell me, yes or no?
Yes!
Oh!
But I took the money...
and they came back after that.
So I got confused.
But what I am saying now is that...
if I return the whole amount...
will this matter be settled?
But you just told me
that you spent the whole money.
Yes, I have spent that.
Oh!
- Why are you getting scared?
What I am saying is...
if I somehow...
arrange the money by selling
the house or...
some other way...
will this matter be settled?
Mr Chaturvedi will tell about that.
Then call Mr Chaturvedi.
You're not getting it. - Listen,
Mr Yadav. Where are you going?
Let's talk to Mr Chaturvedi
and sort out the matter.
How can we meet him now?
Mr Chaturvedi has gone to Agra
since last week...
to get operated for piles.
He will come after 2-3 days.
Listen! Take my advise and...
keep your parents inside the house.
Don't let them get out.
No one should know
that they are alive.
Listen!
You should also get isolated
for 2-3 days.
I'll become late in getting
money if I isolate myself.
How will I arrange the money?
Mr Yadav!
Mr Yadav, where are you?
Mr Yadav!
He didn't reply straightforward...
and then he went missing
like Mr India.
Looks like he is scared
after listening about mom and dad.
Mr Chaturvedi is already scared.
He is getting operated for piles.
Once he comes back...
Jamna Prasad Pandey!
Sister in law,
tell me what you want to see?
I just wanted to return this phone.
Tell me how much will I get?
You'll get 10k for this.
10 from 60?
We only bought it before 4 days.
It doesn't have any resell value.
And since you've used it,
it's second hand now.
How is that?
Brother, it's...
Assume sister in law dies...
- What?
I only asked you to assume.
You'll be second hand item...
for the next one.
No one will give you
your cover price now.
Are you crazy?
Is there no difference between
a human and phone?
It is. Mobiles are more costly
that human today.
Don't try to be over smart.
Let's go! He has gone crazy.
What? In between the year,
we don't take any admissions.
Yet you insisted on...
your dead father's wish.
So we gave him admission in
the middle of the year.
Now you want me to talk...
and fight with trustees to give
your fees back.
How is that possible,
Mr Jamna Jamna Prasad Pandey?
Madam!
What is she saying?
How would I know?
- You don't know!
Why did I give you
that English book then?
Brother, I haven't studied
till that chapter.
Dad, she is saying that...
fees won't be returned.
Let's get out from here.
- Exactly!
You want to sell these benches back!
You'll be cursed by your parents.
Okay. Leave these benches here.
But take that bird's place back.
Brother, how can that bird's place
be taken back on which...
pigeons have pooped to
their heart's content?
Why are you pooping
more than a pigeon?
That kid is right.
I won't take anything back.
- Go away! - hey!
he asked me to leave
and left himself.
Child? You are a black spot.
I will make you lick
that bird's place now.
All of the money is spent.
There is nothing! Nothing!
No one is ready to return
a single rupee.
I told you before to
not take that money.
But no one listened to me
at that point.
They asked me to take it as...
the money was mom and dad's right.
That is also right.
Jhumri aunt asked me to fulfill mom
and dad's wishes with that...
and I did that.
I painted the whole house,
fulfilled their wishes.
I put that bird's place there.
People dry
their clothes on that and...
dog pees near that.
I put benches in the part with
your name. I thought that...
elders would come,
sit there and I would feel good.
No one sits on that.
People sit behind them and make out.
Dad, does that mean kissing?
hey, shut up you English medium!
I paid his whole fees
for that English medium school.
Dad, mom's apple phone.
- Yes, apple!
Apple's phone
which went from 60 to 10.
I went into minus
because of that iphone.
Cool down! Cool down, Jamna!
- Leave it!
What cool down?
Why are you taking releasing
frustration on daughter in law?
Have that officer done
something in your bum?
In what?
- In your bum.
Bum!
- Bum!
Dad, in Hindi, bum (bomb) is what
we blast on Diwali.
In English, this is called bum.
hey Krish, take this and go inside.
It's better that
I go outside and play.
You are so boring.
Look! Since he is going to that
school, he is behaving like this.
He wasn't like that before.
I don't know who cursed me.
I know. You ate food of 5 poors in
that feast for all.
That was 10. He also got food
packed for 5 people.
Yes. You remember all
these things really well.
And I am the bad one.
I have done everything.
I made a mistake even
by taking birth.
Stop talking nonsense with family.
What home? I can't even take
a loan on this.
Grandpa already took
a loan on it in you marriage.
I found this information
after my marriage.
You have done fraud with me
by hiding this.
Fraud! What about
the fraud your parents did with me?
They told me
that girl was like a cow...
would always stay on a picket.
No one told me that picket would
be hammered in me and...
I would have to bear everything.
Oh God!
Have you gone crazy?
- Madhuri!
How can you say anything you like?
Think how will you return
that money to that officer.
That's what I am thinking.
- Think about that only.
What should I think?
How will I get those 10 Lakhs?
There is only one way, Jamna.
Saraswati Worship items shop!
I've only gathered
this much in my life.
I was thinking that...
- Nothing is greater than parents.
I have learnt this from you.
Take a loan on the shop
and return the money.
And will you tell my parents?
- No, I won't.
And...
Sorry!
For what?
I forced you to get me
that apple iphone.
Woah!
- Mr Pandey!
Discount on a bier?
I can't do that.
Please try to understand.
Please give me a discount.
You can cut the bier and...
the money will reduce.
What happened?
Brother, he wants to get
a discount on a bier.
What should I do
if his father was only 4 feet tall?
A bier is a bier.
Look, I can't give you a discount.
Give him the bier.
- What?
Yes! Give it to him free of cost.
And you should also be careful.
Get a checkup done on
your father before his last rites.
What if he wakes up on the bier!
What are you saying?
You won't get it.
Take it and go. - Okay.
Brother, give me the bier.
What's the matter, brother?
You gave the bier free of cost!
Incense stick is also lit.
The fan is also turned on.
Is your health okay?
Chotu, turn on the fan.
- It's already turned on.
Then increase its speed.
It can't move faster than this.
You have done some setting in
the switch board.
Mr Chaturvedi!
Mr Chaturvedi, greetings!
Greetings!
Sit down! - No, sir!
You should sit down.
Sit!
Yes.
Chotu, listen!
Go and get special tea for sir.
Brother, shall
I get some for us too?
Yes. Do that.
Okay.
Sir, how was your operation?
Did you face any pain?
Listen, you will face the pain now.
But people around should feel that
we're chatting happily.
Talking about operation,
you'll be operated now.
You ate money from govt's relief fund.
You declared your living
parents dead. How great!
You tried to fool the government.
How great!
Laugh!
No, sir! It's nothing like that.
- It is exactly like that.
You have done a fraud.
You have to face a police case now.
Police case? Police case!
Police case!
I want to make you understand
something.
Go ahead!
I told Mr Yadav that
I would return the money.
I would take a loan on the shop
and return your money.
I would pay the remaining amount
in installments.
Will that work?
No! It won't.
If you return the money,
I would have to return my job too.
So leave this honesty aside.
What do you mean? - I mean, instead
of pointing finger towards me...
put that finger on your mouth
and go on silent mode.
Or else I would gift
this bier material of yours...
in your last rites.
Mr Yadav, let's go!
Let's go!
Brother, did the guests left?
What about this tea?
Add some poison in it
and drink it...
and give some to me too.
Open the closed doors, Ganga.
Open the closed doors.
There was a time when Jamna used
to go out at 2:30 in night.
And I have to go out today.
It's good that
the society sleeps at 11:00 pm.
Let's take fresh air, Ganga.
Let's take fresh air.
Jhumari, my favourite sister,
missing you abuses.
And you drunkard!
You're having fun in this bird's
place that is on my name.
(Indistinct singing voice)
Hey Birju, you asshole!
How many times have
I told you to not pee on the way.
If I catch you next time, I will
not leave that thing to catch.
Ghost of Ganga uncle!
Ghost of Ganga uncle!
Oh shit!
- Ghost of Ganga uncle!
Ghost! Ghost of Ganga uncle!
Ghost of Ganga uncle!
People, I saw a ghost.
Ghost of Ganga uncle!
Mr Pandey! Mr Pandey!
Mr Pandey!
- I am innocent, your honor!
I don't know anything.
- Mr Pandey!
What happened?
What happened to you?
- Something is going on outside.
Let's go and see!
- What!
What happened now?
Ghost!
Ghost of Ganga uncle!
- Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Why is so much noise outside?
- I went outside...
and Birju saw me.
What?
- He was peeing.
I couldn't control myself
and I shouted at him.
What now? - He has created the
problem and I would sort it out.
Move aside.
Go and hide. Come with me.
Go!
What happened? Why are you shouting?
Why is this drunkard shouting?
What happened Birju?
Ghost of Ganga uncle!
What?
- I was peeing near that bush.
He came and shouted at me as usual.
he told me that he would cut...
What? You?
- No, that!
What are you saying? Shut up!
You have created ruckus.
Jamna, Birju just saw Ganga's ghost.
Dad's ghost!
What are you saying, aunt?
Don't listen to this drunkard.
Hey drunkard, dink less from now on.
I am telling the truth.
- Shut up, you drunkard.
I will beat you so hard...
that you'll loose
your consciousness.
Yes.
- No, listen to me.
A person always speaks truth
when intoxicated.
Ganga's soul must be roaming here.
Ganga! Ganga!
Come here! Give me a signal.
Mom, it's me.
I was just giving you some support.
Hey! Who gives support like this?
I would have died just now.
He is crazy. Leave it.
- No! Look! Look!
Some of Ganga's wishes
must be incomplete.
That's why he is roaming here
and giving a signal.
We don't even get phone's
signal here...
and you're talking about
dad's signal.
Let's go! Leave all that.
- Aunt...
if you have some doubt, we'll go
and meet the priest tomorrow.
Yes. We'll call the priest tomorrow.
For now...
everyone go their houses and sleep.
Let's go! Let's go!
Come, uncle! Everyone, move!
Sleep is really important.
Leave me!
Is anyone there?
Mom, no one is here. Come fast.
- let's go!
Curtain!
- let's go!
Take me to that side.
But Mr Pandey is there.
Go to this side
and finish your program.
Okay.
- Come!
Madhuri, get me shampoo.
- I'll get it. Close the door.
Oh God! We have to do
so much for this.
Madhuri!
Aunt! How are you coming
from this side?
From where else will I enter then?
You've closed the front door.
And you haven't opened your windows
since many days.
You've also put curtain on the door.
Is there some secret mission?
- No, aunt.
We'll do nothing without
telling you.
But...
why are you here?
- I came to take a bath.
What? You! Aunt is here
to take a bath.
Why are you shouting?
Listen, take bath at Birju's place.
Why?
Why would I go to Birju's place.
It's my brother Ganga's house. I'll
take bath and wash clothes here.
But... that...
- Hey!
Why is this door not
opening, Madhuri?
is there someone inside?
That's what I was saying.
This is jammed because of rain.
How will it not open?
I've seen CID's Daya breaking doors
in one motion.
I will open it.
- No, aunt.
I'll not let you break this door.
I'll never let you.
- Aunt, what happened?
This door is jammed.
It's not opening.
How is it not opening? It was
working fine in the morning.
Yes. But it's not opening now.
Shall I call a carpenter?
Why are you putting more
expenses on me?
Push it and
the door will open. - Okay.
No, aunt. You won't touch it.
Move back.
Mr Pandey, please try to understand.
What understand?
The carpenter will charge a lot.
Don't touch it.
Push it with your shoulder.
Okay.
- No Mr Pandey! - Push it.
Mr Pandey!
- Yeah!
Stop, Mr Pandey!
- Yeah!
What happened?
Saraswati's ghost!
Mom was inside! - That's what
I was trying to tell you.
What?
I am not Saraswati!
I am not Saraswati!
I am not! I am not!
Move back!
Mom, are you alright?
It's hurting.
It's not ghost, Jhumari aunt.
It's my mom. She is alive.
Me too!
Oh God! Ghost!
Hey!
You are alive!
- So what?
What could I do, uncle?
My life has been ruined
since that night.
I can't go and pee in night time.
I take people with me
in day time when I go to pee.
I remembered
the whole prayer against ghosts.
How will I use it now?
I used to get scared with
every gust of wind.
All of us were sleeping with lemons
and knives under our pillows.
Bastard!
What did you say?
- Aunt!
I can't use slang
in front of everyone.
But I heard a slang.
- Take it as a slang only.
tell me, why didn't you tell us?
That Govt. officer asked me
not to tell.
He threatened me.
He asked me to let mom
and dad stay declared dead and...
keep them locked in the house.
What could I do?
Jamna, this is wrong.
Govt. should solve our problem,
not increase it.
Tell me! - We should revert back
in Govt's language.
We should send a notice.
- Notice?
He is saying the truth.
Send the notice, son.
Harish!
- Yes, brother!
If you feel that my matter will be
noticed because of sending a...
notice, then send the notice.
Okay, brother. I'll do that.
Send it today itself.
Hail to God!
Sir! Sir!
Jamna Prasad has sent a notice.
Notice?
- yes.
He has also sent
a letter mentioning that...
if you get loose motion after seeing
the notice, take this tablet.
This Ganga Prasad has gone crazy!
What should I do with this tablet?
Where is Krish?
- He is playing outside.
Why is he playing? Doesn't he has
school tomorrow? - He'll come.
Ganga Prasad pandey!
Yes!
What's your problem?
You'll play notice notice
with me now!
Hey!
- What did you think?
Your notice would scare me!
You moron!
- What are you doing?
Sister in law, move aside! Move!
Move!
What? Do you have dirt filled
in your mind?
Your intentions are dirty.
- Is it?
We wanted to return the money
respectfully. - Return the money?
Okay. Yadav! - Yes. - Give
him the refund form and...
take 14 lakhs back.
- Okay, sir.
14 lakhs? Why?
I only received 10 lakhs.
But it's written 14 lakhs on
the paper which you signed.
You will have to return it now.
You're really
a worst kind of human being.
Look! You gave me 10 lakhs and...
I will only return 10 lakhs.
You must declare my mom and dad...
alive on the record.
- As if!
Uncle!
When God was giving brains,
did you send him somewhere else?
You are alive and well.
What's the problem if you stay dead
on a small piece of paper?
By the way, uncle, what's your age?
I am 65 and she is 62.
- 60.
How funny!
You don't leave your youth even in
the age of retirement.
And your son has retired even
in his youth.
Make him understand.
Listen, there is no guarantee that
the matter will be sorted...
after returning the money. Why?
Ask me why?
Many high rank Govt.
officers are involved in this.
Did you get it?
If you tried to act smart now,
I swear to God...
I would press
the trigger on your brain.
Mr Chaturvedi!
Please keep your gun down.
Sister in law,
try to make him understand.
Ask him to take the notice back.
Okay.
- Simple!
Good.
Uncle, tell him to understand.
Or else I am telling you that...
your shoulders are not strong enough
to hold your son?s bier.
What?
I will take my leave now.
Let's go! We'll eat ice-cream
on the way.
They's blown my mind.
Listen buddies, I though a lot.
I've decided that it would only...
be good if we leave this place.
Let's go to Rishikesh.
You should come and meet us there.
Listen, we will leave but what if...
someone else from Lucknow, other
than people from this society...
comes there and catches us?
I'll grow my beard and...
you can get a bald head.
- What?
I will get a bald head and...
you can grow the beard.
- What nonsense are you saying?
Hey, it is all fucked up in mind.
How will you pay 14 lakhs, Jamna?
Why did we come back?
It would've been better if
we would have drowned.
Dad, what are you saying?
- he is right.
Why should our son pay the
price of us being alive?
Where will you run from your family?
And running like
this is not a solution.
Daughter in law
- Madhuri is right.
It's not the time to run,
it's time to fight.
I may be high school drop out,
but I know that...
a spring jump as high as
much you push it down.
And this Chaturvedi has
pushed me enough.
He must've fooled the world
but never touched a miser's pocket.
He is asking for 14 lakhs!
That too from me!
He must not know my reputation, dad.
I became a bit charitable
and he made my life a charity.
I bent a bit with politeness...
and he hit me in the back.
Watch now, dad.
If I don't make him remember
his ancestors for 14 lakhs...
I won't be true to may name,
miser Jamna Prasad Pandey.
Harish, I need some press.
But you press you clothes by putting
them under the mattress.
Are you dumb?
I am talking about media, reporters.
Son, why're you talking to
the wrong person?
Talk to me.
All press reporters follow me.
Tell me what you want.
I'll DM everyone right away.
Okay aunt, call everyone.
And watch!
This Chaturvedi became a brute
and put his gun on my head.
I will become an innocent person...
and shoot him without a gun.
Shoot!
"Power drum...."
No, Mr Yadav!
- Greetings from my side.
Mr Chaturvedi, greetings!
Hey, what are you doing here?
Come down! I'll tell you.
I've brought the whole party here.
Looks like
he didn't get it yesterday.
Come fast!
You should also come fast.
Greetings sir!
I am from Swadesh news channel!
I am from "My news".
From 'Your news'
- From 'Everyone's news'.
What are you doing here?
- To take you news.
What news?
- That...
In Kedarnath's floods...
my mom and dad died.
He didn't give me
any compensation for that.
When I asked for it, he declined me.
he gives money to everyone,
but scolds me when I ask for it.
What nonsense are you talking!
You took 14 lakhs rupees
and signed on the paper for it.
Yadav, go and get that paper.
Jamna, you may face jail
if they find the paper.
They won't find it. Stay at back.
Why did you turn off the light?
So that CCTV doesn't work.
- Wow!
You're drunkard
but you've used you mind perfectly.
Hey! I got it! I got it!
Who?
- The paper! - You got it!
Everyone is shouting
that Chaturvedi is a thief.
Sachin Tendulakr played well...
and Chaturvedi ate money well.
Wait! The paper will be here.
- Sir!
The paper is not there in the file.
No paper?
- Paper is not there.
Where is the paper?
Answer me. Yadav!
- Where is that paper?
I don't know - He is taking my anger
out on a poor man. - Shut up!
Shut Up!
I will prove that this...
Jamna Prasad is a fraud.
And watch when everything
gets clear.
Hey! Police!
Go in both the directions.
You should stand outside.
- Okay, sir.
Let's go!
Come! Come!
Is this Jamna Prasad Pandey's house?
Yes.
Call him!
Why?
- Call him first.
Mr Pandey!
Tell me!
- Police is here.
Who is there?
Police!
What happened, sir? Police has
never come to our house.
We've search warrant
for your house and society.
Search warrant?
They'll search our house.
I know that. But why?
Search everything in their house...
and society.
Go!
Sir!
- Mr Pandey, hold this.
Today's latest news is that...
Jamna Prasad Pandey's
parents are alive.
What?
- And they are also ashamed.
because their son has
declared them dead...
and have taken 14 lakhs from Govt.
He wants to take 14 lakhs
again by hiding them.
Is this true?
- Yes, it's true.
he wants to play free fire by
keeping gun on my shoulder.
Look! Look at his face.
Everything will be revealed soon.
It is true that the paper...
signed by him has gone missing.
But his dead parents will
come out alive now.
What are you saying?
You've to give a statement.
Sir, why are you doing all this?
Please come inside.
We'll sit and talk.
That time is over now.
I'll make you pay by
standing here...
that too in front of media.
Hey, Ganga!
Where did you go
after living your sister alone?
Take me with you!
- Don't say like this, aunt.
Take the person
who picked up the picture.
Run along!
He is calling me aunt.
Wow! A picture is also placed here.
Their pics are in your notebooks,
on bedsheets and pillows and...
even on the walls.
Tea?
- A photo on the cup!
Parents's blessings should
be everywhere.
Isn't it?
- A photo in reverse!
We really miss them a lot.
Sir, both of them have become ghost.
If you want to see, get drunk
and come to pee there at 2:30 am.
You'll see them.
- Go away.
Sir!
We've searched the whole house.
No one is there.
His parents are nowhere to be found
in the whole society.
Their pictures are everywhere.
What?
We've also checked the booking lists
of buses and railway station.
We've also sent
their picture everywhere.
All CCTV footage since yesterday
night have been checked.
But their parents are
nowhere to be found.
I'll be back.
No!
Are you satisfied now?
Did you find my parents?
Have you got the truth exposed now?
All of you saw that...
he got such a huge police force.
They could've caught
some criminals now.
He wasted their time,
wasted your time.
Ask him, what else does he want?
What do you want? Ask him!
Sir, tell us!
Answer us!
Close it! Close the door!
Sir won't talk to media.
Come! - Yadav,
this matter has backfired on us.
This media will won't
let me live now.
I will handle that.
I am here.
Move back! Move back!
Sorry!
- Why are you shouting?
Sir, I can't understand that...
his parents were neither on bus stop
nor on railway station...
nor on any toll
nor in their society.
Where did he hide his parents?
Oh God!
Hello!
- Greetings, sir!
How did you reach here?
- Just like that.
They are here since morning.
They told me that they're
your relatives from far.
I asked them to call you.
But they wanted to give you
a surprise. - Surprise!
Sir, your wife makes delicious food.
Marvelous!
How did you reach here?
I brought them here.
You!
- Greetings!
Awesome!
This is called having a light in
your hand in the dark night.
What are you saying?
I mean you searched
for my parents everywhere...
but not in your own home.
So the latest news is that...
Mr Alok Chaturvedi...
kidnapped my parents to...
eat my 14 lakhs and...
locked them in his house.
Let me make a video.
- Hey! Don't do that.
I am locked here, my son.
Mr Chaturvedi hit us
so much that my back is swollen.
he didn't even give us
anything to eat.
Son, empty stomach gets gas problem.
Good shot!
Mr Chaturvedi!
Think what I can do with you...
with this recording.
Dad! I'll take my leave.
Live long!
I'll rake my leave, mom.
- Okay. Don't worry about us.
We'll eat and have fun.
We've given the menu
for this week to daughter in law.
And we are already dead
on the records.
So it's Govt's responsibility
to keep us alive.
That's all.
- Hey!
Will these old hags stay
here now? - Yes.
Yes!
Hey, Jamna!
What drama is this?
- Why are you getting angry?
"It's just the beginning of love.
Are you already crying?"
"Just watch what happens next!"
Close your mouth or
a fly will enter.
That... that...
That... this...
Half of the weight is of peel
and seed in a fruit.
I don't know
why do they charge so much.
Dad is calling at such late night.
Dad, is everything alright?
Jamna, some minister gave
a call to Chaturvedi.
He became so tensed.
A minister?
Dad, I am bit scared now. What's
this matter with a minister?
Minister has asked Chaturvedi to
come and meet him tomorrow.
He should be scared.
Why are you worried?
You just keep you spirits up.
Don't worry! I'll keep fighting even
if I'm scared.
Awesome! That's great!
very good, son!
But, what happened?
Dad, I am hanging up the call.
Why do you disturb me
while I am talking?
Ask me now.
- I'll ask to dad.
Chaturvedi!
- Greetings, sir!
Look here!
- yes, sir!
Fight between the Govt.
and a common man! - Yes.
Take this.
- Yes, sir!
Look here!
Who is honest and who is a liar?
And look at this!
Here.
Did Govt. really eat
a common man's lakhs of money?
What's all this, Chaturvedi?
Sir!
Since how many years are you doing
a Govt. job?
Many years.
How many times will
I tell you one thing?
Govt. schemes are like a pumpkin.
If a pumpkin is cut,
it's shared among all.
Who was supposed to keep persons
like Jamna Prasad away?
It was me.
- Okay.
Get one thing straight.
- Yes, sir!
You won't even know when...
your bum can be divided
in two parts. - Sir!
Yes.
If this news gets out
from Lucknow...
we all will face the consequences.
And this will start from you.
This fat that
you've gathered by licking cream...
will go away within
a day like this. - Sir!
Get one thing straight.
- Yes, sir!
Search that Jamna Prasad...
as soon as you can.
Who is responsible
for searching for him?
Mine.
- Okay.
Go away fast.
Fast!
- yes, sir!
Oh man!
This Jamna is really a deep person.
I'll sort him out tonight after
calling him to Bablu's restaurant.
They are drinking alcohol
and have guns too.
Hey Uncle...
you're having a lot of fun.
Does your machine still works?
Hey, mind your own business.
Beauties are dancing here.
I read in newspaper that
this place is famous for encounter.
Here, people die...
even before 11:00 pm.
Chaturvedi is here.
Mom, are you ready?
- Don't worry Harish.
I'll kill him if needed.
Hey, Jamna!
Keep your phone turned on.
I am listening
and recording everything.
Okay, aunt. Don't worry! I also
don't want to stretch this matter.
I'll clear the matter by offering
him to pay 10 lakhs.
I am pulling out the earphone.
My phone is still on.
Let him take the gun out.
I'll handle everything.
You?
- Yes.
Greetings, Mr Chaturvedi!
Greetings! Greetings!
Listen, whatever happened
is in the past.
I don't want to drag
this matter more. - Okay.
Tell him.
We also want to sort this out in 14.
You are saying the same thing again.
It can't be done in 14.
What about 28?
I am saying no for 14 and...
you're telling me the table of 14.
It can't be done in 28.
Listen! Don't try to jump high.
or else my boss will give such
a shock that you'll be done for.
Let's take a mid way.
Let's settle it in 50.
How much?
- 50!
50 lakh?
- Yes.
Have you gone crazy?
Listen, I can't sell my house.
If I'll sell my shop, myself
and even Chotu, I'll get 10 lakhs.
How will I pay 50 lakhs.
You're crazy. Let's go, Chotu!
Did you miss some injection in
childhood or are you dumb by birth?
We're not talking about receiving,
we're talking about giving.
We're talking about giving 50 lakhs.
You want to give that money to me!
Yes!
- Chotu, sit!
Take 50 lakhs and settle the matter.
We'll handle the Lucknow press.
Get rid of your parents' weight
from my chest and...
go away from Lucknow
with your family.
Come after 3 days
and collect the money.
Okay! Yadav!
Brother!
Chotu, tweak me.
Hey! Was he telling
the truth? - Yes!
He will give me money.
Hey Harish, he will give me money.
Aunt, he is talking about paying me.
Let's go!
50 lakhs!
Yes!
- Will they pay us?
Yes! Think about number
of zeros in 50 lakhs.
How will I know?
Total six.
- Six.
Mr Pandey!
We got such a sweet surprise.
Thank god!
- 50 lakhs!
Now, not only Ganga and Saraswati...
I can also go on
a world tour. - Yes.
I'll also pay your salary.
he was talking about gun!
What happened, brother?
Why are you staring at me?
I thought that you were
out to hunt the system.
But I can see that you've been
hunted down by the system.
No worries! May God brings you all
the happiness!
Hey! Hey, brother!
Listen to me! What do you mean?
Dad, is my decision correct?
You are absolutely correct, my son.
Son, always remember on thing.
Like how winds change direction,
of weathers...
blessings change moments
of hardships.
Go! Just screw him! That's all!
Okay, dad!
I'll pull his screws well.
Okay, we're hanging up.
Hey, Madhuri!
I am feeling a bit confident now.
Madhuri!
Hey!
Why are you sad now?
I've talked to dad. He also thinks
that what I'm doing is right.
What you're doing is
absolutely right.
And I like all of
your miser moments.
But my heart doesn't stop from...
beating for you
and worrying about you.
You just have to keep
your back strong because...
praises and cheating,
both are given behind the back.
Mrs Madhuri Pandey...
you have said a heavy line...
but its' actually correct.
When I felt that my parents were
not there with me anymore...
I started feeling really alone.
But when you held my hand
at that time...
I understood that...
I would never be alone
in my all life.
You may only be my wife for world...
but you are my life.
You're like a small machine gun.
And till I have
this machine-gun with me...
I can shoot all of my enemies.
You must stay strong or else
I won't be able to stand.
Dad, stop romancing
and do some work.
You have to do blast like a bomb.
You wait and watch!
Your dad will make a blast
and scare others now.
My social media queen,
are you ready?
Yes! ready!
- Let's go then!
Lights!
Camera! - One second! Don?t
say action. - What happened?
Do I look good?
All the best, Mr Pandey!
Action!
- Daughter in law...
you didn't give us catchup too.
There is also no sugar in it.
Hey, Mr Pandey!
Stop having this breakfast.
Your son will come now.
I'll throw
this 50 lakhs on his face.
We will be strangers then.
Pack your luggage now.
- Our son won't come.
Why?
- Hold this.
Looks like you didn't scroll
any social media since morning...
or else you would have found
the reason behind it.
My son has also put you in hashtages.
Watch! Watch!
Watch!
Greetings! My name is
Jamna Prasad Pandey.
On video has really become famous...
on social media
since last evening...
on instagram and Facebook
page of Jhumari Lakhveer.
Lucknow's Jamna Prasad
Pandey has directly...
attached the current Govt.
Everyone knows that corruption
is injustice. But some...
Govt. officers have made this
injustice as a source of income.
Isn't he Jamna Prasad panday?
- yes!
There are some officers
in this system...
who have ruined
the reputation of whole system.
I request you all to support me.
So that I can fight against
these officers.
People are really angry.
People are demonstrating at many
places in the country for this.
This matter is spreading
like a fire.
The Central minister has also made
a special committee for this.
Alok Chaturvedi and Jamna Prasad
Pandey will be presented before...
this committee on Monday...
and truth of
this matter will be revealed.
Today, Jamna Prasad Pandey
and Alok Chaturvedi have reached...
to the office of Fraud Committee.
Along with the minister from
ministry of Home Affairs...
officers from National Disaster
management are also here.
Let's go inside
and watch what's happening.
Mr Chaturvedi!
All the best!
Jamna Prasad Pandey!
Greetings!
You are saying that Chaturvedi
offered you 50 lakhs. - Yes.
He asked to get
the matter sorted. - yes.
50 Lakhs?
- Total 50 lakhs.
My face also became like yours
after hearing that.
I also started killing my honesty
inside after hearing that.
But by God's grace...
Mr. Jagat Narayan came and met me
at that moment.
He changed my decision.
Who is Jagat Narayan?
He is also a fraud victim like me.
My son, daughter in law and grand
son, all swept away in flood.
They told me that
I would get 21 lakhs.
I thought that my son made
arrangements for my old age...
even with his death.
But what did I get?
7 lakhs instead of 21 lakhs.
I had thought that I would save
21 lakhs in bank and...
my old age would go smoothly with
the interest money.
But I didn't get anything. Nothing!
But that's alright, my son.
I am happy
that you will be able to change...
your old age with 50 lakhs.
His tears worked as
a support to my stumbling honesty.
I thought that...
my 14 became 10, his 21 became 7.
There must be many others whose
money was taken by Govt.
My society gang started
working on this.
Then I found that...
3700 people died in this tragedy.
My calculator started going wrong...
with the calculations I was doing...
about the money taken
from all people.
My mind blew away.
Because it's a fraud of almost 150
- 200 crores.
Lucknow is just a small part.
So many such officers in all cities
have taken so much money.
This made me feel so bad.
Then I made that video.
You know the result of everything
that happened later on.
One more thing, sir! Harish!
- Yes, brother!
What is this?
Applications...
from all these peoples...
whose money was grabbed by Govt.
Have you become everyone's
contractor?
No, sir! I have only taken contract
for my parents.
Sir, I am really an ill fated son...
because when my parents
return back alive...
I became tensed instead
of becoming happy.
I am a bier merchant.
But they became merchants of dead.
They made a sale of family
emotions with...
last rites of parents and children.
But I still want to thank
Mr Chaturvedi.
because if he hadn't troubled
a miser like me for 14...
how would I have revealed his deeds?
Mr, Chaturvedi, thank you!
But you took me as a weakling.
I am a middle class man from
Uttar Pradesh and...
I am also a 'Brahamin'
(a caste in India).
We follow religion and work,
and play with frauds like you.
Mom and dad, please stand up once.
Aunt, sit down!
Why are you confusing us?
Sir, these are my mom and dad.
Ganga Prasad Pandey was
a teacher in school.
My mom... what they call
it these days...
she was and is a home maker.
Both of them are my life.
I never grew
a Neem tree in my house.
Because parents' shade is enough
to protect from any sunlight.
I only want
that 'late' gets removed...
from my mom and dad's names...
and they become alive again in Govt.
documents.
Saraswati, did you see that?
People give birth to their kids.
But our son is giving birth to us.
Love you, son! Rock-star! Rock-star!
Love you, Mr Pandey!
Sir!
My dad only taught me one thing...
that you can eat one morsel
of food less...
but never keep someone's
borrowed money.
So I want to return
the money that...
I got from the Govt.
I only want some time for that.
People who were cheated...
should get their money back.
This Jamna Prasad Pandey,
Ganga Prasad Pandey...
is only requesting for that.
Honest Jamna Prasad Pandey has made
his dead parents alive...
in front of whole country and...
he has made corrupt officers
feel ashamed.
(Indistinct voices) - Govt. is...
taking legal actions against...
all officers who have been caught
in compensation fraud.
People are getting their full
amounts back which was taken.
There is an ambiance of happiness
in whole country because...
this is not just a win of a common
man like Jamna Prasad Pandey...
it's win of whole country.
(One month later)
You're in a good mood, Mr Pandey.
But why are we going towards
that closed police station?
I am taking you to show it, why must
I waste time in telling you?
What?
- It's a surprise.
Great!
Look at this?
- What is this?
So much money?
- Yes!
It's total 11, 000 rupees.
I saved 11, 000 rupees...
from that 10 lakhs I got.
What can I do? I am miser by blood.
I will pay my first installment
with this.
Only 9 lakhs, 89K will remain.
How great, Mr Pandey!
I am very proud of you.
Why're you pressing it?
It's finished.
Grandma, it can still be used
for more seven days.
Listen, I have taken a bath.
There is some water in the tub,
use it for cleaning. - Okay.
Where did you go?
I went to market.
I got 10 ladyfingers.
I'll add two potatoes
and make curry for us.
Wow! - We'll eat remaining
in the evening.
Very good!
And we'll pay everything to Govt.
like this.
All of you, come here.
After listening to all pf you...
I feel like crying.
- Why?
My whole family has
become misers now.
Don't call that.
It's called miser!
What do you mean?
Hi-five!