Kanwar (2023) Movie Script
1
It's done
Come!
Come!
Move!
Good morning Uncle!
Hey come! come! come!
Come here Nada!
We are live.
Hi friends!
This is Jukkarbarg
..live from Ghamdoli
and this is my friend Nada.
Nada say Hi
Hiiiiiiii
You are live in a celebrity's profile fucker.
Speak properly!
My friend Pardeep has joined.
Only you are my true fan.
Nobody joins me except you.
C'mon brothers join my live.
Thanks for the support Pardeep.
Friends!
This is our old monk Bhagat Ji.
He is a monk but only
God knows about his sins.
This is our big brother Raku.
They are trying to book a Kanwar truck.
Monsoon season has arrived.
..playing their bargaining tricks.
Will rob the poor guy.
Friends!
My friends are having fun with English students.
Uh, this is my friend Sundu
Yeah.
These are convent boys.
English students.
If that day your dad would've slept early
you wouldn't be here curly.
What is it?
Fuckers!
Okay friends! let's watch
rest of the film.
: Which class do you study in?
- 9th standard.
Read out cow's essay in English.
Can you read it out?
Dumbass!
We're hindi medium students son.
How can we read it in English?
How dare you?
Why would I ask you if I knew it?
Stop bothering me.
What else do you study in English?
Whatever they teach me in school.
Oh well.
We can't even read it in Hindi.
Stop it Nada.
Check this!
Do you know him?
: He's my cousin.
Avoid his company.
- Why?
He's a loser.
Wait!
Why your tie looks different from theirs?
That's not a tie.
- Then?
It's called Scarf.
Head Boy wears it.
What's a Head Boy?
School leader.
Really?
So you are leader of your School?
- Yeah.
Hey Raku!
Big fish got caught today.
Okay little chicks! fly away!
You're late for the school.
Go.
Remove it.
Undress him.
- What?
Let's open his bag first.
Take it off.
I'll beat you hard.
Move it!
Take it!
Open it!
Fast!
What?
Leave the scarf.
Take it off!
Move your hand!
Do you have handkerchief?
Nada: No I don't have it.
Take it.
Don't forget to wash it.
Must be smelly.
Hold it.
How to take off this?
You can't.
Really?
Kalu : Head Boy!
Kalu!
Head Boy : Motherfucker!
Raku: What is it?
You want to hit us?
Why are you fucking around with me?
Hit us, C'mon.
Meet me here tomorrow,
I'll kick your ass.
Yeah?
Jukkarbarg : Let's kick his ass today
Jukkarbarg: Come join us Pardeep.
The Party has begun.
Sundu: Meet tomorrow? huh?
Meet tomorrow?
This is for you Pardeep.
Hit him
Sundu: Kick his balls.
Kick them hard.
Fuck.
Jukkarbarg: Having fun Pardeep?
Give some on his face.
Use your knees.
Yes, again.
Drop him on the ground.
Pick up and drop!
Kalu: Drop drop!
Again.
Higher higher.
Hold his hand.
Knee on his face.
Bhonga: Raku!
Raku!
Harder
Can't you hear me?
Such a pain in the ass!
What?
I want to ask you about Kanwar?
What about it?
At what time you are departing?
That's none of your business.
What happened?
Raku!
Now what?
You take me along every year.
Lord Shiva would burn us in hell
if we take you along this time.
I won't touch Kanwar.
Go and feed your cattle.
Move move!
Fuck off!
Punch him!
Leader? huh?
Let's go.
Give it to me.
Motherfuckers! I'll bring army.
Still got some fight left in?
Cunt!
Want more beatings?
See.
Head Boy was gonna kick our ass tomorrow.
School leader!
How do you wear this?
It goes into that white thing.
Where is it?
Oh! It goes like this?
Do it however you like.
Pull it! Pull it!
Pull it Nada!
Ahhha!
How am I looking?
Broooo.
Savage!
Swear on your mother!
Dope!
- Really?
Swear on my mom bruh!
Looking like a leader.
Fuck yeah!
What you say Nada?
But! You'll always be an illiterate.
Fucker!
You want some thrashing too?
Jukkarbarg: No please.
Uncle! I'll also go with you for Kanwar.
Go and study!
"I'll go for Kanwar"
And you! Get your ass down here.
Want to break your bones?
Everyone knows.
He's here.
Better go.
Okay I'm going.
Grandma: Bhonga!
Take your daughter inside!
She's been crying all day
Driving me crazy.
Take her!
Hold her!
Howling since morning.
Bring me water!
Going out again?
So what?
Just asking.
Mind your own business.
Great grandpa!
Have tea.
Get up.
Put your finger into it.
Careful! It's hot.
Bhonga: Nada!
Bhonga: I was just Uh..
When you guys leaving for Kanwar?
I don't know. Ask Raku.
Hello Uncles!
Don't greet him.
Go away!
No!
Stop!
Sale! Sale!
Bhagat ji! Make him
exactly like Lord Shiva.
Don't worry.
I'll put eye liner too.
Memorise Shiva's hymn too.
Have you memorised?
Just do it.
Or I'll throw you out
of running truck.
..will make you walk all
the way from Haridwar.
Always on fucking cell phone!
Help them!
So much work to do.
Sundu! Clean it properly!
He's working. Move your lazy ass!
There's dirt over there.
Sundu!
Store extra fuel in a container!
Okay.
Raku: Don't forget it this time.
Roaring like Ducati.
Hey Uncle!
Where has doctor gone?
Field work.
Where?
No idea.
Farmer: Male or female?
It's female.
Wonderful!
Answer it!
On my ear!
Yeah?
Bruh! Where are you?
Shyam's cow had some complications.
I'm outside your shop.
It's clinic not a shop.
Yeah yeah clinic.
: How much time?
Ten more minutes.
Let's go.
Hmm? So how it went?
Sit at least.
What happened?
Okay listen!
It's not too serious
Don't get panic. Okay?
- What is it?
So much suspense!
Have I got cancer or something?
Hmm?
But this..
..is related to sex, right?
Don't you have sex?
Bhonga: You do it too.
- Yes I do.
But only with my wife.
Unlike you who gets
fucked by the whole village.
What are you staring at?
..giving me look!
What?
Bhonga: What have I done wrong?
Everything!
Hmm?
Everything you did was wrong!
Bhonga: Tell me what I did
- Hmm?
Hmm?
Bhonga : Tell me!
- I saw you last evening at farms.
Bhonga: Which farms?
- With that Muslim boy
Bhonga: Making stories.
- Really? Stories?
I went there for loo.
..And you faggots were
sucking each other's dick
Bhonga: None of your business.
None of my business?
It is.
Bhonga: Stop this nonsense and
just tell me how to get rid of it.
Get rid of it?
You're taking it too lightly.
Bhonga: Just tell me what to do.
There is no cure you dumbass!
I'm fucked.
What the fuck!
Here!
Drink!
Okay listen!
Have you told this to anyone?
Are you crazy?
Do I have woman's stomach?
Is this a thing to discuss outside?
Bro! Don't tell anyone about this.
Whole village will laugh on me.
Don't say a word to anyone about this.
Especially Raku's gang.
Got it?
Doctor: At least tell your family.
Okay? Tell them.
..And don't worry about the treatment.
Whenever you want
I'll arrange you a bed.
Okay?
-Yeah.
Take some rest now.
Go home.
Listen!
Going for Kanwar?
Don't even think about it.
Got it?
Go now!
Drop me off at farms.
Good evening Grandma!
- Bless you son!
Where is my Kanwar dress?
Great grandpa!
Take care!
Grandma: Going for Kanwar Bhonga?
Yes Grandma.
-Okay son.
Grandma: Give my respect to Mother Ganga.
Ask her for a grandson!
-Okay Grandma
Leaving now.
Avoid ruckus this time!
It becomes too chaotic there.
Take care Uncle!
Bye Grandpa!
to marry Lord Shiva
Yesterday I found a diary at my home.
I didn't know my parents are poets.
I wrote a song out of inspiration.
Sing!
Fuck! I forgot the words.
Stop smiling cunt!
Okay song is ready but where
the fuck is DJ Bavandar? Call him!
That fat-ass is good for nothing.
I called him. Was acting
like a fucking deaf.
But we need a DJ.
Look at this fucker!
Good shot!
Raku: Move it!
It's getting late!
That's not the Holy water!
True. We are really getting late.
..And the weather is
also not looking good.
Don't worry! It's alright.
Who would cover the truck
with tarpaulin if it rains?
Mangtu would do it.
Sundu: Aha!
Here comes The Great Kanwariya!
Wassup bro!
Such a rigid man!
I told you.
You're not coming with us!
Don't worry.
I'm...not going with you guys.
Then...with whom?
Raku: With whom are you going?
I'll go alone.
Jukkarbarg: Oh! One man army!
You can't bring Dak Kanwar alone.
Bhagat Ji: Leave it! Let's go!
I'm..
..not going for Dak Kanwar.
Sundu: Then?
Jhulla Kanwar.
Of course!
Sundu: Listen! Jhulla or no Jhulla
Don't you dare touch our
mother Ganga.
Keep your hands off!
Or I'll fuck your mother!
Bhagat Ji: Do it after Kanwar.
Raku: Bhagat Ji!
Bhagat Ji: Let's go
Sundu: Fuck off now!
Wait!
Raku: Leave it!
Wash your sins wherever
& however you want.
I don't care.
But don't pollute Ganga River!
..And from now on stay 2m
away from me and mother Ganga.
This is holy work but this man..
Bhagat Ji: Never argue with a sinner!
If I see you diving there..
Raku: Stop bullying the poor guy!
I'll make you drown!
Go with whoever you want!
Jukkarbarg: Whoever fucked
him is fucked now.
Sundu: You fucked him?
Jukkarbarg: No way! I think it's Nada
Bhonga: Hello Priest!
Priest: Hello.
Priest: Bhonga!
Take Deshraj's previous Kanwar
for immersion. He's no more.
Okay Priest.
Raku: Where the fuck is DJ Bavandar?
Jukkarbarg: Fucker didn't show up.
..Bastard! scammed you.
He won't dare. Let's pick
him up from his studio.
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Boo!
D. D. D
DJ Bavandar!
Fuck! Careful!
Haridwar
At Stairway to Gods!
- At Stairway to Gods!
At Creator's Pool!
-At Creator's Pool!
Today!
- Today!
Mother Ganga!
- Mother Ganga!
Witness me!
- Witness me!
Making an oath.
- Making an oath.
That the most sacred.
- That the most sacred.
Mother Ganga's.
- Mother Ganga's.
Holy water.
- Holy water.
It's holiness & cleanliness.
- It's holiness & cleanliness.
To maintain it.
- To maintain it.
The holy water.
- The holy water.
Will never be polluted by me.
- Will never be polluted by me.
All hail Mother Ganga!
All hail Mother Ganga!
All hail Mother Ganga!
Got matchstick?
Getting high?
Thanks.
Wassup!
Wonderful!
We're done. No more!
Hello Priest!
- Sorry?
Hello!
- Bless you!
Finished bathing?
Tell me your problems
I'm..
..sick
You'll be alright! Did you drink
holy water?
No! I haven't.
Drink it for at least one month!
You'll be cured!
It's a life-threatening disease.
Life- threatening disease.
It's nothing! Mother Ganga
can cure anything.
It's.. ####
Priest: Yes. Yes.
Priest: Oh!
Then you'll have to go to
the Source to fetch holy water.
Don't take a dip here!
The Source will cure you!
Bhonga: Can't I take a dip here?
- No! Not here!
Do it at The Source! Fetch
your Kanwar from there only!
You'll find the holiest Holy water
in mountains
Here the holy water is less holy.
Everything'll be fine.
Okay?
Okay Priest!
- Good.
My fee son?
Priest's blessings are priceless
though.You can pay as you wish.
Bless you!
- Thank you!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Fuck off!
Bhagat Ji! I'm not coming from
next year.
Why are you boiling so much?
I work my ass off and still get
kicked around by these fuckers.
You tell me can't I do the same?
Even I can kick their asses but
I respect you Bhagat Ji.
Bhagat Ji! I know I'm poor.
But I work harder than them.
Last year I unloaded the whole
truck on my own.
..still these fuckers..
Well, you didn't contribute money last time.
So you did have to work to pay off.
I'm not complaining!
Fucking lazy! Teaching me about work!
Good for nothing!
You know everything Bhagat Ji.
My drunk father broke the main door.
That had to be repaired.
..And I never ask for help.
Fucking liar!
for a reason.
Keep your mouth shut!
..And stop interfering!
Bhagat Ji! Say whatever you want
I won't come next year.
I mean look at our Kanwar!
Fuckers have completely polluted it.
Fucking monkeys!
Our Kanwar is no more holy now.
If you take a separate Kanwar from
next year, I'll join you.
..Or I'll quit.
I promise!
Bus for The Source?
There!
That one?
- Yes.
Don't keep Kanwar on ground after
filling it with holy water.
Okay thanks!
Hello!
-Hello!
Are you a hermit?
- What do you think?
Since how many years?
It's been 22 years.
- 22 years?
Yes. I was 20 when I left.
Why did you leave?
Why are you asking all this?
Just curious. Tell me please!
You people lust for skin.
You getting me? Lust for skin!
- Yeah yeah got it!
We lust for soul!
- Okay
Supreme soul.
Even I..
..also want to become a hermit.
- C'mon!
Society is very bad.
Nothing is bad.
Otherwise everything is bad.
What?
Nothing is bad.
Or everything is bad.
Trekker: Way to The source?
- Straight!
Trekker: How far?
- Maybe a mile.
Don't you feel cold?
- What?
Don't you feel cold?
Hermit: No no
- Cold! Cold!
I don't feel cold.
- Yeah?
Cold suck my dick!
Cold suck my dick!
- Oh!
We say "Cold suck my dick!".
- Okay.
Yeah!
Lord Dick keeps me warm!
- Oh!
Hermit: Which Lord?
- Yeah!
Hermit: Lord Almighty Dick!
- Hmm!
Bhonga: I'm.. thinking about..
Hermit: Let's go now!
It's a land slide area.
- Yeah!
It slides.
- What? Stones?
Yes. It can fall upon us.
- Oh!
I want to be a hermit.
Don't even think about it.
It's a rough road.
I'll do it!
- What?
I'll do it!
- Yeah?
I just have to fetch the holy water.
Once I take the Kanwar back to
my village, I'll come back.
You have parents?
- Yes.
Then don't do it.
No! but..
Do it after your parents are gone.
Parents are sacred!
They are your real pilgrimage!
But I hate the world!
Doesn't let you live in peace.
First thing to do to become a hermit?
- A hermit?
Yes.
- First find a Guru.
A Guru? You be my Guru!
This is not how you find a Guru!
Okay. Guru is must?
Of course Guru is must!
Without a Guru I can't become a hermit?
Without a Guru nothing happens!
Parents giveth birth! Guru giveth knowledge!
Almighty giveth form!
I'll find you.
I'll come back and meet you.
Definitely we'll meet.
Visit me at Tilvara Ghat!
- Where?
Tilvara Ghat! Tilvara Ghat!
- Okay!
At Narmada river.
Bhonga: You'll be there?
I'll just have to complete this pilgrimage.
Yeah? Baba?
- Yeah
I'll come back!
See you!
Shiva!
You're having real fun here.
Our lives are miserable.
Look at you! Sitting quietly in mountains.
Not being bullied! Not being judged!
I envy you.
I've decided now.
After finishing all this I'll
leave everything..
..and will sit beside you forever.
You'll make everything fine.
D J Jukkarbarg!
Don't be surprised!
DJ Bavandar is a lazy cunt!
Sleeping like a buffalo!
Oi! DJ! Oi! Faggot!
Wake up!
What we paid him for?
Mother Ganga!
Raku: Listen everyone!
Turn the music off!
Listen everyone!
Pilgrimage is ending in 3 days!
Till then trek, shop, dance, smoke weed,
do whatever you want. I don't care!
Come back here within 3 days!
We'll depart early morning for holy water.
Go! Have fun!
Play the music!
Sundu: Cheaper ones!
Mangtu: 60 Rupees for both?
Where is Sundu?
- Sundu!
Where the fuck is he gone?
Sundu!
Sundu!
Not picking up?
- No!
Let's make the announcement!
Sundu!
From Ghamdoli village!
Meet us at Stairway To Gods.
Excuse me ma'am!
Where the fuck were you?
Where will you dive?
There!
No! There!
Jukkarbarg: What's your price Miss?
- What?
Hey Miss! What's your price?
Don't you have manners?
- I left them home.
Sundu!
Hm?
It must be so difficult to create
all of this.
Fuck! Everything's been designed
so perfectly!
Nothing is difficult for Lord Shiva.
Do you know how Earth was made?
How do I know? You tell us!
Once upon a time Lord Shiva was
doing morning walk on a beach.
While walking he picked up some
wet sand from the beach.
Then he made a ball out of it.
We humans call that ball Earth.
Yeah?
There is one thing though..
It's no more like the old times.
Back then stars were visible.
Now hardly we can see them.
..And that also only if it rains.
Fucking pollution!
Everything is polluted now.
Food, Milk, Air, Water..
Every-fucking-thing is poisoned!
Even men are being polluted now.
Look at Bhonga!
Don't talk about that fucker Bhagat Ji!
It's good we didn't bring him along.
From day one I knew he was a sinner.
We should've never let him join the group.
But he made Bhonga his special friend.
God knows who else got the disease.
What?
What?
What are you blabbering about?
Say again!
Jukkarbarg: Raku!
Come here fast! Nada & Mangtu
are fighting.
Nada is going to die!
Fucking idiots!
- Come fast!
My slippers!
Come fast! Mangtu is killing Nada.
What would I say to Nada's mother?
DJ Bavandar: Stop breaking the
floor literally!
..spoiled the fucking mood!
Stop them! Stop it Nada!
Bhagat Ji! Do something!
Motherfuckers!
Wtf! You guys have started too!
Heavyweight Raku! Control!
Wait! I'm coming down!
Too high!
I'll stab you with Trishool!
Don't test my patience!
Enough both of you!
Fuckers!
Back off!
Yes. Relax. Yes
Mangtu: Why are you guys fighting?
It's common for us!
Come!
Jukkarbarg: He's so senior! C'mon Raku!
DJ: Take them away!
Nada: Hey DJ Bavandar!
Stop choking the music!
Play the damn song!
DJ Bavandar: Spoiled everything!
Let's dance!
DJ Bavandar: Yeah! Yeah!
What happened?
Hello?
Yeah bro?
Okay! Got the report?
What.. What is it?
Really?
Bruh!
What should I bring for you?
C'mon tell me!
Okay! I'll bring you Lord's supper.
Okay brother!
Take care!
He's back.
Jukkarbarg: Who was it?
Must be girlfriend.
Wait!
Coming.
Out of the way!
Move!
Yeah Doctor Jackal?
What?
How it went?
Hail, mother Ganga!
Made my day bro!
Should I bring you something?
Toys sweets for your children?
Well, I'll bring something special
for Mrs. Doctor.
Okay, tell her I'll be back soon.
No need to miss me.
Okay!
Let's go!
Now What?
Nada: Coming!
Greetings brother!
All good?
Great!
Okay then!
Should I bring you something?
Very well!
Let's go?
C'mon!
Bhagat Ji!
- Yeah?
Make everyone set alarm for 3am!
- What?
Alarm for 3am! We are leaving
tomorrow for holy water!
Wake up!
Sundu!
Get up! Nada!
Nada!
Wake up!
Get up everyone!
It's 3 in the morning!
Lazyass!
Sundu! Wake up fucker!
Told you to put alarm!
Get up!
Oi Kalu!
Wake up Kalu!
Oi!
Jukkarbarg!
Get up motherfucker!
Everyone's gone!
Get up!
Bhagat Ji!
Wake up Bhagat Ji!
Bhagat Ji!
C'mon wake up!
We're getting late!
Time to get holy water!
Let's go!
Let's go!
C'mon!
Matress!
Load everything!
Don't forget anything!
This is gonna slip!
No! The height is fine!
Can't you wash it here only?
Going to drown it?
DJ Bavandar: Stop it now!
Good morning Darlings!
This is Jukkarbarg!
From Ghamdoli.
Today going for the holy water.
Whoever thinks he's a big shot.
Race with us!
This is our team!
The game is on!
See you on the road!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
Hail, The Almighty!
Lord Shiva!
Get the holy water fast Bhagat Ji!
Meet us on Highway!
Go fast! Can't trust the rain.
Get the oil lamp!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Raku: Oi! Lord Shiva!
Come here fucker!
Have you memorised Shiva's hymn?
Didn't think so.
Take it off!
Take it off!
Remove the fucking wig!
Fuck off!
Get lost!
Don't you dare come back on truck!
Walk all the way back home!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Bloody Two-faced!
Fuck off
Where the fuck are they?
They're here!
Jukkarbarg: They're here!
Okay let's go! All aboard!
DJ Bavandar: Keep it up!
My wild horses!
Here we come!
Keep going!
Careful!
Well done Nada!
Keep it up!
Bhagat Ji!
Full power!
Awesome!
Nada!
Good!
Bam! Bam! Bam!
Well done Bhagat Ji!
My bald horse!
Bhagat Ji!
Keep going!
Where are others?
Careful brothers!
Move aside brothers!
Careful!
Keep going!
Well done Raku!
Kalu! Kalu! Kalu!
Keep going!
Faster!
Here comes Mangtu!
Brother!
Move left!
Keep going brother!
Wonderful!
Sundu!
Nada! Nada! Nada!
Brother! brother!
What a sight!
Faster Kalu!
Pass it on to Jukkarbarg!
You're Live my boy!
la la la la la la la la la la
Where is rest of the team?
Boy is tired!
Awesome!
Give it to Sundu!
Sundu the dude!
Sundu the dude!
Head boy!
Change!
Keep going!
Good!
Come!
Kalu!
Kalu!
Faster!
Careful brother!
Careful!
Come! come!
Careful!
Keep left!
Left!
Sundu!
Have water!
Give him water!
Left!
Water!
Give Sundu water!
Look at our fucking big shot!
Are you pregnant Raku?
Here! Have some energy!
Pussy!
Lord Shiva!
- Lord Shiva!
Keep it in your pocket!
- I was just..
Faster!
Give him water!
Okay Kanwariyas!
Time to go now!
Deliver all my stuff to my studio.
Cool?
This was fun!
Going home for more fun!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
There's still time left!
Raku: How much time Priest?
- Few seconds!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
Break your fast!
Priest! Keep this for next year!
Yeah.
Bless you!
May Lord Shiva bless our village!
Clap! Clap!
Village Mayor: For all Kanwariyas there is
milk and banana. Please enjoy the feast!
Thank you!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
- Hail, Lord Shiva!
Victory to Mayor Vijay!
- Victory to Mayor Vijay!
Good morning Aunt!
- Good morning son!
Good morning Grandpa!
Cunt!
Move!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Run away!
Go!
Go away!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Run!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go away please!
It's done
Come!
Come!
Move!
Good morning Uncle!
Hey come! come! come!
Come here Nada!
We are live.
Hi friends!
This is Jukkarbarg
..live from Ghamdoli
and this is my friend Nada.
Nada say Hi
Hiiiiiiii
You are live in a celebrity's profile fucker.
Speak properly!
My friend Pardeep has joined.
Only you are my true fan.
Nobody joins me except you.
C'mon brothers join my live.
Thanks for the support Pardeep.
Friends!
This is our old monk Bhagat Ji.
He is a monk but only
God knows about his sins.
This is our big brother Raku.
They are trying to book a Kanwar truck.
Monsoon season has arrived.
..playing their bargaining tricks.
Will rob the poor guy.
Friends!
My friends are having fun with English students.
Uh, this is my friend Sundu
Yeah.
These are convent boys.
English students.
If that day your dad would've slept early
you wouldn't be here curly.
What is it?
Fuckers!
Okay friends! let's watch
rest of the film.
: Which class do you study in?
- 9th standard.
Read out cow's essay in English.
Can you read it out?
Dumbass!
We're hindi medium students son.
How can we read it in English?
How dare you?
Why would I ask you if I knew it?
Stop bothering me.
What else do you study in English?
Whatever they teach me in school.
Oh well.
We can't even read it in Hindi.
Stop it Nada.
Check this!
Do you know him?
: He's my cousin.
Avoid his company.
- Why?
He's a loser.
Wait!
Why your tie looks different from theirs?
That's not a tie.
- Then?
It's called Scarf.
Head Boy wears it.
What's a Head Boy?
School leader.
Really?
So you are leader of your School?
- Yeah.
Hey Raku!
Big fish got caught today.
Okay little chicks! fly away!
You're late for the school.
Go.
Remove it.
Undress him.
- What?
Let's open his bag first.
Take it off.
I'll beat you hard.
Move it!
Take it!
Open it!
Fast!
What?
Leave the scarf.
Take it off!
Move your hand!
Do you have handkerchief?
Nada: No I don't have it.
Take it.
Don't forget to wash it.
Must be smelly.
Hold it.
How to take off this?
You can't.
Really?
Kalu : Head Boy!
Kalu!
Head Boy : Motherfucker!
Raku: What is it?
You want to hit us?
Why are you fucking around with me?
Hit us, C'mon.
Meet me here tomorrow,
I'll kick your ass.
Yeah?
Jukkarbarg : Let's kick his ass today
Jukkarbarg: Come join us Pardeep.
The Party has begun.
Sundu: Meet tomorrow? huh?
Meet tomorrow?
This is for you Pardeep.
Hit him
Sundu: Kick his balls.
Kick them hard.
Fuck.
Jukkarbarg: Having fun Pardeep?
Give some on his face.
Use your knees.
Yes, again.
Drop him on the ground.
Pick up and drop!
Kalu: Drop drop!
Again.
Higher higher.
Hold his hand.
Knee on his face.
Bhonga: Raku!
Raku!
Harder
Can't you hear me?
Such a pain in the ass!
What?
I want to ask you about Kanwar?
What about it?
At what time you are departing?
That's none of your business.
What happened?
Raku!
Now what?
You take me along every year.
Lord Shiva would burn us in hell
if we take you along this time.
I won't touch Kanwar.
Go and feed your cattle.
Move move!
Fuck off!
Punch him!
Leader? huh?
Let's go.
Give it to me.
Motherfuckers! I'll bring army.
Still got some fight left in?
Cunt!
Want more beatings?
See.
Head Boy was gonna kick our ass tomorrow.
School leader!
How do you wear this?
It goes into that white thing.
Where is it?
Oh! It goes like this?
Do it however you like.
Pull it! Pull it!
Pull it Nada!
Ahhha!
How am I looking?
Broooo.
Savage!
Swear on your mother!
Dope!
- Really?
Swear on my mom bruh!
Looking like a leader.
Fuck yeah!
What you say Nada?
But! You'll always be an illiterate.
Fucker!
You want some thrashing too?
Jukkarbarg: No please.
Uncle! I'll also go with you for Kanwar.
Go and study!
"I'll go for Kanwar"
And you! Get your ass down here.
Want to break your bones?
Everyone knows.
He's here.
Better go.
Okay I'm going.
Grandma: Bhonga!
Take your daughter inside!
She's been crying all day
Driving me crazy.
Take her!
Hold her!
Howling since morning.
Bring me water!
Going out again?
So what?
Just asking.
Mind your own business.
Great grandpa!
Have tea.
Get up.
Put your finger into it.
Careful! It's hot.
Bhonga: Nada!
Bhonga: I was just Uh..
When you guys leaving for Kanwar?
I don't know. Ask Raku.
Hello Uncles!
Don't greet him.
Go away!
No!
Stop!
Sale! Sale!
Bhagat ji! Make him
exactly like Lord Shiva.
Don't worry.
I'll put eye liner too.
Memorise Shiva's hymn too.
Have you memorised?
Just do it.
Or I'll throw you out
of running truck.
..will make you walk all
the way from Haridwar.
Always on fucking cell phone!
Help them!
So much work to do.
Sundu! Clean it properly!
He's working. Move your lazy ass!
There's dirt over there.
Sundu!
Store extra fuel in a container!
Okay.
Raku: Don't forget it this time.
Roaring like Ducati.
Hey Uncle!
Where has doctor gone?
Field work.
Where?
No idea.
Farmer: Male or female?
It's female.
Wonderful!
Answer it!
On my ear!
Yeah?
Bruh! Where are you?
Shyam's cow had some complications.
I'm outside your shop.
It's clinic not a shop.
Yeah yeah clinic.
: How much time?
Ten more minutes.
Let's go.
Hmm? So how it went?
Sit at least.
What happened?
Okay listen!
It's not too serious
Don't get panic. Okay?
- What is it?
So much suspense!
Have I got cancer or something?
Hmm?
But this..
..is related to sex, right?
Don't you have sex?
Bhonga: You do it too.
- Yes I do.
But only with my wife.
Unlike you who gets
fucked by the whole village.
What are you staring at?
..giving me look!
What?
Bhonga: What have I done wrong?
Everything!
Hmm?
Everything you did was wrong!
Bhonga: Tell me what I did
- Hmm?
Hmm?
Bhonga : Tell me!
- I saw you last evening at farms.
Bhonga: Which farms?
- With that Muslim boy
Bhonga: Making stories.
- Really? Stories?
I went there for loo.
..And you faggots were
sucking each other's dick
Bhonga: None of your business.
None of my business?
It is.
Bhonga: Stop this nonsense and
just tell me how to get rid of it.
Get rid of it?
You're taking it too lightly.
Bhonga: Just tell me what to do.
There is no cure you dumbass!
I'm fucked.
What the fuck!
Here!
Drink!
Okay listen!
Have you told this to anyone?
Are you crazy?
Do I have woman's stomach?
Is this a thing to discuss outside?
Bro! Don't tell anyone about this.
Whole village will laugh on me.
Don't say a word to anyone about this.
Especially Raku's gang.
Got it?
Doctor: At least tell your family.
Okay? Tell them.
..And don't worry about the treatment.
Whenever you want
I'll arrange you a bed.
Okay?
-Yeah.
Take some rest now.
Go home.
Listen!
Going for Kanwar?
Don't even think about it.
Got it?
Go now!
Drop me off at farms.
Good evening Grandma!
- Bless you son!
Where is my Kanwar dress?
Great grandpa!
Take care!
Grandma: Going for Kanwar Bhonga?
Yes Grandma.
-Okay son.
Grandma: Give my respect to Mother Ganga.
Ask her for a grandson!
-Okay Grandma
Leaving now.
Avoid ruckus this time!
It becomes too chaotic there.
Take care Uncle!
Bye Grandpa!
to marry Lord Shiva
Yesterday I found a diary at my home.
I didn't know my parents are poets.
I wrote a song out of inspiration.
Sing!
Fuck! I forgot the words.
Stop smiling cunt!
Okay song is ready but where
the fuck is DJ Bavandar? Call him!
That fat-ass is good for nothing.
I called him. Was acting
like a fucking deaf.
But we need a DJ.
Look at this fucker!
Good shot!
Raku: Move it!
It's getting late!
That's not the Holy water!
True. We are really getting late.
..And the weather is
also not looking good.
Don't worry! It's alright.
Who would cover the truck
with tarpaulin if it rains?
Mangtu would do it.
Sundu: Aha!
Here comes The Great Kanwariya!
Wassup bro!
Such a rigid man!
I told you.
You're not coming with us!
Don't worry.
I'm...not going with you guys.
Then...with whom?
Raku: With whom are you going?
I'll go alone.
Jukkarbarg: Oh! One man army!
You can't bring Dak Kanwar alone.
Bhagat Ji: Leave it! Let's go!
I'm..
..not going for Dak Kanwar.
Sundu: Then?
Jhulla Kanwar.
Of course!
Sundu: Listen! Jhulla or no Jhulla
Don't you dare touch our
mother Ganga.
Keep your hands off!
Or I'll fuck your mother!
Bhagat Ji: Do it after Kanwar.
Raku: Bhagat Ji!
Bhagat Ji: Let's go
Sundu: Fuck off now!
Wait!
Raku: Leave it!
Wash your sins wherever
& however you want.
I don't care.
But don't pollute Ganga River!
..And from now on stay 2m
away from me and mother Ganga.
This is holy work but this man..
Bhagat Ji: Never argue with a sinner!
If I see you diving there..
Raku: Stop bullying the poor guy!
I'll make you drown!
Go with whoever you want!
Jukkarbarg: Whoever fucked
him is fucked now.
Sundu: You fucked him?
Jukkarbarg: No way! I think it's Nada
Bhonga: Hello Priest!
Priest: Hello.
Priest: Bhonga!
Take Deshraj's previous Kanwar
for immersion. He's no more.
Okay Priest.
Raku: Where the fuck is DJ Bavandar?
Jukkarbarg: Fucker didn't show up.
..Bastard! scammed you.
He won't dare. Let's pick
him up from his studio.
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Boo!
D. D. D
DJ Bavandar!
Fuck! Careful!
Haridwar
At Stairway to Gods!
- At Stairway to Gods!
At Creator's Pool!
-At Creator's Pool!
Today!
- Today!
Mother Ganga!
- Mother Ganga!
Witness me!
- Witness me!
Making an oath.
- Making an oath.
That the most sacred.
- That the most sacred.
Mother Ganga's.
- Mother Ganga's.
Holy water.
- Holy water.
It's holiness & cleanliness.
- It's holiness & cleanliness.
To maintain it.
- To maintain it.
The holy water.
- The holy water.
Will never be polluted by me.
- Will never be polluted by me.
All hail Mother Ganga!
All hail Mother Ganga!
All hail Mother Ganga!
Got matchstick?
Getting high?
Thanks.
Wassup!
Wonderful!
We're done. No more!
Hello Priest!
- Sorry?
Hello!
- Bless you!
Finished bathing?
Tell me your problems
I'm..
..sick
You'll be alright! Did you drink
holy water?
No! I haven't.
Drink it for at least one month!
You'll be cured!
It's a life-threatening disease.
Life- threatening disease.
It's nothing! Mother Ganga
can cure anything.
It's.. ####
Priest: Yes. Yes.
Priest: Oh!
Then you'll have to go to
the Source to fetch holy water.
Don't take a dip here!
The Source will cure you!
Bhonga: Can't I take a dip here?
- No! Not here!
Do it at The Source! Fetch
your Kanwar from there only!
You'll find the holiest Holy water
in mountains
Here the holy water is less holy.
Everything'll be fine.
Okay?
Okay Priest!
- Good.
My fee son?
Priest's blessings are priceless
though.You can pay as you wish.
Bless you!
- Thank you!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Forgive me mother Ganga!
Fuck off!
Bhagat Ji! I'm not coming from
next year.
Why are you boiling so much?
I work my ass off and still get
kicked around by these fuckers.
You tell me can't I do the same?
Even I can kick their asses but
I respect you Bhagat Ji.
Bhagat Ji! I know I'm poor.
But I work harder than them.
Last year I unloaded the whole
truck on my own.
..still these fuckers..
Well, you didn't contribute money last time.
So you did have to work to pay off.
I'm not complaining!
Fucking lazy! Teaching me about work!
Good for nothing!
You know everything Bhagat Ji.
My drunk father broke the main door.
That had to be repaired.
..And I never ask for help.
Fucking liar!
for a reason.
Keep your mouth shut!
..And stop interfering!
Bhagat Ji! Say whatever you want
I won't come next year.
I mean look at our Kanwar!
Fuckers have completely polluted it.
Fucking monkeys!
Our Kanwar is no more holy now.
If you take a separate Kanwar from
next year, I'll join you.
..Or I'll quit.
I promise!
Bus for The Source?
There!
That one?
- Yes.
Don't keep Kanwar on ground after
filling it with holy water.
Okay thanks!
Hello!
-Hello!
Are you a hermit?
- What do you think?
Since how many years?
It's been 22 years.
- 22 years?
Yes. I was 20 when I left.
Why did you leave?
Why are you asking all this?
Just curious. Tell me please!
You people lust for skin.
You getting me? Lust for skin!
- Yeah yeah got it!
We lust for soul!
- Okay
Supreme soul.
Even I..
..also want to become a hermit.
- C'mon!
Society is very bad.
Nothing is bad.
Otherwise everything is bad.
What?
Nothing is bad.
Or everything is bad.
Trekker: Way to The source?
- Straight!
Trekker: How far?
- Maybe a mile.
Don't you feel cold?
- What?
Don't you feel cold?
Hermit: No no
- Cold! Cold!
I don't feel cold.
- Yeah?
Cold suck my dick!
Cold suck my dick!
- Oh!
We say "Cold suck my dick!".
- Okay.
Yeah!
Lord Dick keeps me warm!
- Oh!
Hermit: Which Lord?
- Yeah!
Hermit: Lord Almighty Dick!
- Hmm!
Bhonga: I'm.. thinking about..
Hermit: Let's go now!
It's a land slide area.
- Yeah!
It slides.
- What? Stones?
Yes. It can fall upon us.
- Oh!
I want to be a hermit.
Don't even think about it.
It's a rough road.
I'll do it!
- What?
I'll do it!
- Yeah?
I just have to fetch the holy water.
Once I take the Kanwar back to
my village, I'll come back.
You have parents?
- Yes.
Then don't do it.
No! but..
Do it after your parents are gone.
Parents are sacred!
They are your real pilgrimage!
But I hate the world!
Doesn't let you live in peace.
First thing to do to become a hermit?
- A hermit?
Yes.
- First find a Guru.
A Guru? You be my Guru!
This is not how you find a Guru!
Okay. Guru is must?
Of course Guru is must!
Without a Guru I can't become a hermit?
Without a Guru nothing happens!
Parents giveth birth! Guru giveth knowledge!
Almighty giveth form!
I'll find you.
I'll come back and meet you.
Definitely we'll meet.
Visit me at Tilvara Ghat!
- Where?
Tilvara Ghat! Tilvara Ghat!
- Okay!
At Narmada river.
Bhonga: You'll be there?
I'll just have to complete this pilgrimage.
Yeah? Baba?
- Yeah
I'll come back!
See you!
Shiva!
You're having real fun here.
Our lives are miserable.
Look at you! Sitting quietly in mountains.
Not being bullied! Not being judged!
I envy you.
I've decided now.
After finishing all this I'll
leave everything..
..and will sit beside you forever.
You'll make everything fine.
D J Jukkarbarg!
Don't be surprised!
DJ Bavandar is a lazy cunt!
Sleeping like a buffalo!
Oi! DJ! Oi! Faggot!
Wake up!
What we paid him for?
Mother Ganga!
Raku: Listen everyone!
Turn the music off!
Listen everyone!
Pilgrimage is ending in 3 days!
Till then trek, shop, dance, smoke weed,
do whatever you want. I don't care!
Come back here within 3 days!
We'll depart early morning for holy water.
Go! Have fun!
Play the music!
Sundu: Cheaper ones!
Mangtu: 60 Rupees for both?
Where is Sundu?
- Sundu!
Where the fuck is he gone?
Sundu!
Sundu!
Not picking up?
- No!
Let's make the announcement!
Sundu!
From Ghamdoli village!
Meet us at Stairway To Gods.
Excuse me ma'am!
Where the fuck were you?
Where will you dive?
There!
No! There!
Jukkarbarg: What's your price Miss?
- What?
Hey Miss! What's your price?
Don't you have manners?
- I left them home.
Sundu!
Hm?
It must be so difficult to create
all of this.
Fuck! Everything's been designed
so perfectly!
Nothing is difficult for Lord Shiva.
Do you know how Earth was made?
How do I know? You tell us!
Once upon a time Lord Shiva was
doing morning walk on a beach.
While walking he picked up some
wet sand from the beach.
Then he made a ball out of it.
We humans call that ball Earth.
Yeah?
There is one thing though..
It's no more like the old times.
Back then stars were visible.
Now hardly we can see them.
..And that also only if it rains.
Fucking pollution!
Everything is polluted now.
Food, Milk, Air, Water..
Every-fucking-thing is poisoned!
Even men are being polluted now.
Look at Bhonga!
Don't talk about that fucker Bhagat Ji!
It's good we didn't bring him along.
From day one I knew he was a sinner.
We should've never let him join the group.
But he made Bhonga his special friend.
God knows who else got the disease.
What?
What?
What are you blabbering about?
Say again!
Jukkarbarg: Raku!
Come here fast! Nada & Mangtu
are fighting.
Nada is going to die!
Fucking idiots!
- Come fast!
My slippers!
Come fast! Mangtu is killing Nada.
What would I say to Nada's mother?
DJ Bavandar: Stop breaking the
floor literally!
..spoiled the fucking mood!
Stop them! Stop it Nada!
Bhagat Ji! Do something!
Motherfuckers!
Wtf! You guys have started too!
Heavyweight Raku! Control!
Wait! I'm coming down!
Too high!
I'll stab you with Trishool!
Don't test my patience!
Enough both of you!
Fuckers!
Back off!
Yes. Relax. Yes
Mangtu: Why are you guys fighting?
It's common for us!
Come!
Jukkarbarg: He's so senior! C'mon Raku!
DJ: Take them away!
Nada: Hey DJ Bavandar!
Stop choking the music!
Play the damn song!
DJ Bavandar: Spoiled everything!
Let's dance!
DJ Bavandar: Yeah! Yeah!
What happened?
Hello?
Yeah bro?
Okay! Got the report?
What.. What is it?
Really?
Bruh!
What should I bring for you?
C'mon tell me!
Okay! I'll bring you Lord's supper.
Okay brother!
Take care!
He's back.
Jukkarbarg: Who was it?
Must be girlfriend.
Wait!
Coming.
Out of the way!
Move!
Yeah Doctor Jackal?
What?
How it went?
Hail, mother Ganga!
Made my day bro!
Should I bring you something?
Toys sweets for your children?
Well, I'll bring something special
for Mrs. Doctor.
Okay, tell her I'll be back soon.
No need to miss me.
Okay!
Let's go!
Now What?
Nada: Coming!
Greetings brother!
All good?
Great!
Okay then!
Should I bring you something?
Very well!
Let's go?
C'mon!
Bhagat Ji!
- Yeah?
Make everyone set alarm for 3am!
- What?
Alarm for 3am! We are leaving
tomorrow for holy water!
Wake up!
Sundu!
Get up! Nada!
Nada!
Wake up!
Get up everyone!
It's 3 in the morning!
Lazyass!
Sundu! Wake up fucker!
Told you to put alarm!
Get up!
Oi Kalu!
Wake up Kalu!
Oi!
Jukkarbarg!
Get up motherfucker!
Everyone's gone!
Get up!
Bhagat Ji!
Wake up Bhagat Ji!
Bhagat Ji!
C'mon wake up!
We're getting late!
Time to get holy water!
Let's go!
Let's go!
C'mon!
Matress!
Load everything!
Don't forget anything!
This is gonna slip!
No! The height is fine!
Can't you wash it here only?
Going to drown it?
DJ Bavandar: Stop it now!
Good morning Darlings!
This is Jukkarbarg!
From Ghamdoli.
Today going for the holy water.
Whoever thinks he's a big shot.
Race with us!
This is our team!
The game is on!
See you on the road!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
Hail, The Almighty!
Lord Shiva!
Get the holy water fast Bhagat Ji!
Meet us on Highway!
Go fast! Can't trust the rain.
Get the oil lamp!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Raku: Oi! Lord Shiva!
Come here fucker!
Have you memorised Shiva's hymn?
Didn't think so.
Take it off!
Take it off!
Remove the fucking wig!
Fuck off!
Get lost!
Don't you dare come back on truck!
Walk all the way back home!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Bloody Two-faced!
Fuck off
Where the fuck are they?
They're here!
Jukkarbarg: They're here!
Okay let's go! All aboard!
DJ Bavandar: Keep it up!
My wild horses!
Here we come!
Keep going!
Careful!
Well done Nada!
Keep it up!
Bhagat Ji!
Full power!
Awesome!
Nada!
Good!
Bam! Bam! Bam!
Well done Bhagat Ji!
My bald horse!
Bhagat Ji!
Keep going!
Where are others?
Careful brothers!
Move aside brothers!
Careful!
Keep going!
Well done Raku!
Kalu! Kalu! Kalu!
Keep going!
Faster!
Here comes Mangtu!
Brother!
Move left!
Keep going brother!
Wonderful!
Sundu!
Nada! Nada! Nada!
Brother! brother!
What a sight!
Faster Kalu!
Pass it on to Jukkarbarg!
You're Live my boy!
la la la la la la la la la la
Where is rest of the team?
Boy is tired!
Awesome!
Give it to Sundu!
Sundu the dude!
Sundu the dude!
Head boy!
Change!
Keep going!
Good!
Come!
Kalu!
Kalu!
Faster!
Careful brother!
Careful!
Come! come!
Careful!
Keep left!
Left!
Sundu!
Have water!
Give him water!
Left!
Water!
Give Sundu water!
Look at our fucking big shot!
Are you pregnant Raku?
Here! Have some energy!
Pussy!
Lord Shiva!
- Lord Shiva!
Keep it in your pocket!
- I was just..
Faster!
Give him water!
Okay Kanwariyas!
Time to go now!
Deliver all my stuff to my studio.
Cool?
This was fun!
Going home for more fun!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
There's still time left!
Raku: How much time Priest?
- Few seconds!
Victory to Lord Shiva!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
Break your fast!
Priest! Keep this for next year!
Yeah.
Bless you!
May Lord Shiva bless our village!
Clap! Clap!
Village Mayor: For all Kanwariyas there is
milk and banana. Please enjoy the feast!
Thank you!
Hail, Lord Shiva!
- Hail, Lord Shiva!
Victory to Mayor Vijay!
- Victory to Mayor Vijay!
Good morning Aunt!
- Good morning son!
Good morning Grandpa!
Cunt!
Move!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Run away!
Go!
Go away!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Run!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go away please!