Katy Perry: Night of A Lifetime (2024) Movie Script
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Sexy, confident
So intelligent
She is heaven-sent
So soft, so strong
She's a winner, champion
Superhuman, number one
She's a sister, she's a mother
Open your eyes, just look around
And you'll discover
You know, oh
It's a woman's world
And you're lucky to be livin' in it
It's a woman's world
And you're lucky to be livin' in it
- Uh-huh, uh-huh
- You better celebrate
Cos, baby
We ain't goin' away - no
It's a woman's world
And you're lucky to be livin' in it
- Uh-huh
- Lucky to be livin' in it...
Come on!
Lucky to be livin' in it...
That's right. It's a woman's world.
And you're lucky
To be livin' in it.
I came all the way from California,
London, are you ready?
Let's go!
I know a place...
Sing it!
Where the grass
Is really greener.
Warm, wet, and wild
There must be somethin'
In the water
Sippin' gin and juice
- Layin' underneath the palm trees
- Undone
The boys break their necks
- Tryna creep a little sneak peek
- At us
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
- Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
- Let's go!
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin so hot
We'll melt your popsicle...
- Sing!
- Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
California girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West Coast represent
Now put your hands up!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
California
California girls
California.
You think I'm pretty
Without any make-up on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punch line wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down
Before you met me
I was all right
But things were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine
Valentine
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
You make me feel like
I'm livin' a teenage dream
- The way you turn me on, I...
- Can't sleep
Let's run away
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
- Now, baby, I believe
- This is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
- I'ma get your heart racing
- In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
- Let you put your hands on me, yeah
- In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight...
OK, it's time for you to sing,
London.
Are you ready? Sing it with me!
You make me feel like
I'm livin' a teenage dream
- The way you turn me on
- I can't sleep
Let's run away
And don't ever look back
No, no, no
No, no, no
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now, baby
I believe this is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
I'ma get your heart racing
- In my skin-tight jeans
- Oh, baby
Be your teenage dream tonight
- Let you put your hands on me
- In my skin-tight jeans
- Be your teenage dream tonight
- Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight.
Days like this I wanna drive away
Pack my bags
And watch your shadow fade
You chewed me up and spit me out
- Like I was...
- Poison in your mouth
You took my light
You drained me down
- But that was...
- Then and this is now
Now look at me
This is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever
Take away from me, no
This is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever
Take away from me, no
Throw your sticks and your stones
Throw your bombs and your blows
But you're not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me
- That you're never gonna ever
- Take away from me
No...
- No, no
- This is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever
Take away from me
- No, no
- This is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever
Take away from me
No!
Throw your sticks and your stones
Throw your bombs and your blows
But you're not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me
- That you're never gonna ever
- Take away from me, no!
Welcome!
Welcome, welcome!
Before we go on,
can I get some water?
Oh, thank you so much,
Orlando Jonathan Blanchard
Copeland Bloom.
He does the dishes,
he gives me water.
Welcome to my dance party, London!
Are you ready?
Did you wear some sensible shoes
tonight?
Great, cos I'm really excited
for tonight.
This is an ITV special called
A Night Of A Lifetime.
Hello to my KatyCats.
Listen, hello, to my special guests.
I know some of you are gonna
be asking me some questions tonight.
Keep it cute,
or you'll be put on mute.
Actually,
shall we get this started?
Who has the first question?
- Hey, Katy. I'm over here.
- Where?
- How are you doing?
- Hey, Tom.
- I've got one question.
- OK.
You've obviously played
the Super Bowl,
you've done Vegas,
you've even sang for the King.
Now, do you still get nervous,
or are you just,
"This is my life now,
and second nature"?
This is my life,
I guess I'll just accept it.
Second nature.
There's a difference between nerves
and butterflies. I get butterflies.
I have butterflies right now.
Oh, my God!
Not so much nerves cos, like,
I really prepare, you know?
So, preparation takes that out
of the equation,
but I would say sometimes
you can prepare all you want,
but you can't be ready for
something out of your control,
like what happened
at the Super Bowl.
You guys don't know, because we like
to keep it cute behind the scenes.
- But we were panicking.
- Nailed it!
Thank you, I nailed it,
I really appreciate that.
But I...
But my whole show, look...
my whole show was based around
the sun setting,
cos it was based around projection,
and the sun
wasn't setting fast enough.
Actually,
the game was going too fast,
and they asked me to come
to the stage and I wasn't ready.
And then I got ready really quickly,
then I was stuck in the bathroom.
And that's the point
where I did this thing where I went,
"You can do it, you're OK.
"You can do it, don't matter
if the sun doesn't go down."
Then someone called
something in the game
and the sun went down,
and everything was great.
And I did it all,
and there was just, like,
one bad actor -
we won't even mention him.
Left Shark.
But, um...
I was really nervous for that,
because it was out of my control.
And also, I was nervous
to find my seat at the Coronation,
because, um, I was late.
Really?
What did they say
when you were late?
Lady Perry is my nickname.
Love that. Go on, girl.
What a girl!
It's like, you would think
being on time for the King...!
Who has question number two?
Hello, I've got question number two.
I'm AJ, lovely to meet you, Katy.
Wow, that's a nice accent.
Where's that from?
- I'm from Blackburn, in Lancashire.
- Lancashire.
I'm a Lancashire lass.
You'd have met loads of northerners
in your time.
Oh, it's a northern place! Northern!
It goes through the nose. Northern.
Yes. Go ahead.
You're doing a cracking job tonight.
What a start to the show,
am I right?
Katy,
you're a national treasure here.
I don't know if you know it,
but we love you here in the UK.
But what is your favourite thing
about Blighty?
- About Blighty?
- About Blighty.
Do you mean blimey? What is Blighty?
Blighty, babe. Blighty.
Blighty is a term for the UK.
Blighty.
OK. You know, honestly,
I like so much about the UK.
I love your sense of humour,
and I think that you guys
take family into consideration
in all aspects.
And, um, I like that you guys have,
like,
a little tradition
of a Sunday roast,
you get around the table
and it's really sweet!
- What's your favourite British dish?
- My favourite British dish?
No, I really like...
In America we have
a chicken pot pie,
but you guys call it, like,
a shepherd's pie situation.
But have you ever tried chips,
cheese, and gravy?
Cos that's genuinely my favourite.
Should I? I have a day left here.
Oh, my gosh, well, listen,
you don't need to wait a day,
cos tonight
is your lucky night, Katy.
I've got some chips, cheese,
and gravy!
How long has that been sitting out?
Come on, babes,
give it to me, babes.
Ooh, interesting.
We do the same thing,
but with ketchup.
Listen,
you can have the rest of that.
- Thanks, babes.
- Katy Perry, everyone.
Well, I'm just gonna go
stuff my face backstage.
Who is ready for
A Night Of A Lifetime?
- I knew you were
- You were gonna come to me
- And here you are
- But you better choose carefully
- Cos I
- I'm capable of anything
Of anything and everything
Make me your Aphrodite
Make me your one and only
But don't make me your enemy
Your enemy
- Your enemy
- Your enemy
So you wanna play with magic?
Boy, you should know
What you're fallin' for
Baby, do you dare to do this?
Cos I'm comin' at you
Like a dark horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm?
Cos once you're mine
Once you're mine
There's no goin' back.
You're so hypnotising
Could you be the devil?
Could you be an angel?
Your touch, magnetising
Feels like I am floating
Leaves my body glowing
They say, be afraid
You're not like the others
Futuristic lover
Different DNA
They don't understand you
You're from a whole 'nother world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go
Lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your lovin'
Fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be your victim
Ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch, so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch, so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial.
Thank you so much!
Let me introduce my dancers,
why don't I?
Tony, give me a beat, please.
Oh, my God, here it is.
Guys, make some noise for Payton!
Here's Jay. Here's Jay.
Oh, wow!
Whoa.
OK, Diego, work it out,
work it out.
Justin.
Stephen, from Australia, baby.
That was really good.
Stop!
That was really good, Tony,
thank you.
It's good to know
that you can still do that.
Those are my boys,
and I'm their girl,
if you know what I'm saying.
I'm his queen, I'm his freak
I'm every woman he wants and needs
I'm his dream, I'm his drug
I'm every woman he wants, so what?
I'm his boss, I'm that
I'm every woman he knows exists
I'm his main, I'm his side
I'm every woman that's in his mind
- La-da-dee, la-da-da
- La-da-dee, la-da-da
I'm his, he's mine
La-da-dee, la-da-da
La-da-dee, la-da-da
I'm his, he's mine
I can see you flirtin'
Why you overworkin'?
On him like a suntan
Go and get your own man
- Thinkin' that we're over
- Over
- We only gettin' closer
- Closer
You're creepin' in his DMs
I'm sleepin' in his sweatpants
We good, we fine, don't even try
Don't you try
Don't waste your time
I'm what he likes
What he likes
I'm his queen, I'm his freak
I'm every woman he wants and needs
I'm his dream, I'm his drug
I'm every woman he wants, so what?
I'm his boss, I'm that
I'm every woman he knows exists
I'm his main, I'm his side
I'm every woman that's in his mind
- La-da-dee, la-da-da
- La-da-dee, la-da-da
I'm his, he's mine
La-da-dee, la-da-da
La-da-dee, la-da-da
I'm his, he's mine.
London, are you ready?
Management suggested
I do not answer this question.
I love you, UK!
Hi, Katy.
It's your old friend, Brian May.
Welcome to London,
welcome back to the UK.
I was here in 2009
when you very first came to the UK,
and I was smitten
by I Kissed A Girl,
and I came to see your show,
and we had a little chat
after the show, and I can prove it.
I hope you have a fantastic night.
Sending you lots of love.
Rock on, Katy. We all love ya.
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry ChapStick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
No, no, no, no!
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry ChapStick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it.
Thank you!
Who has the next question for me?
I'm interested.
Hi, Katy!
Hi! I'm here.
Down here.
Oh, hey, right in front of my...
- If you were a snake,
you would've bit me.
- I'm Olivia.
And I love you.
You inspired me a lot growing up.
You're confident, you're funny,
everything you've achieved.
Yes. And there's a lot
of young people here
who look up to you,
and also watching tonight.
I'd like to know who inspired you
growing up.
Ooh, who inspired me?
OK. Well, if you really wanna know,
it was my older sister.
Aww!
Who has an older sibling
that you look up to?
Yes.
It's so funny,
my older sister, Angela,
she came back in the early '90s
from visiting her godparents,
and she was there for, like,
two weeks,
she came back with a perm
and a demo.
She had recorded a demo
in the basement
of her godparents' house.
I listened to it, I was like,
"Oh, my gosh,"
and my parents were, like,
really making a lot of noise
about it.
So, what I ended up doing was,
I ended up stealing that demo,
rehearsing it on the side in secret,
and then when I felt
like I was ready,
I played it for my mom,
I sang it for her and she was like,
"You're gonna get
the vocal lessons."
So, thanks, Sis!
Also, sorry, Sis.
But actually,
some of my biggest influences
are Gwen Stefani, Alanis Morissette,
and Madonna.
And I'm actually still so inspired
by all the girlies now,
like Sabrina, Chappell,
Charli XCX, you know.
It's funny, Charli XCX, she opened
for the Prismatic World Tour.
Was anybody there?
I was so Brat before Brat!
OK, another question. Let's go.
- Hi, Katy, it's Jordan.
- Oh, they're all right here.
Hi, Jordan,
it's lovely to see you again.
How are you? I've spoke to you
a few times on the radio,
and you've always been great.
- You have a voice for radio.
- A face for it as well, apparently.
You always bring it in interviews,
you're always great
as a guest on the radio.
One question I've never asked you
is about your iconic music videos.
Yes?
Your music videos,
you put so much effort into.
In fact, I'm such a big fan,
I've managed to get
some merchandise tonight.
I don't know
if you'll recognise this, Katy.
He's never put a bra on, obviously.
There we go, guys.
- Do you recognise these?
- Oh, jeez!
Oh, not in the church, babes.
Put 'em away!
I wanna know any special memories
from all the amazing music videos
- that you've done in the past.
- We've done a lot.
Funny you should wear that,
because there's a really
funny story.
When I filmed California Girls,
which was candy -
sweets here -
things were actually edible.
Some of that cotton candy was real,
and I was eating it.
But the funniest,
weirdest thing was,
I spontaneously decided
to get a spray tan
the morning of the shoot.
And if you get spray tans, you know,
don't get them the day of.
No, because they tend
to get different colours, you know,
as the day goes on.
So, I started shooting
California Girls and I was, like,
tan, and it was cool,
and then as I went on,
I got oranger and oranger
and oranger.
And I was so orange at the end
that we spent a lot of money
grading that music video.
So, don't do that.
Always, you know, night before.
Thanks for asking that.
One more question
before my next song.
Hi, Katy, it's Alex.
- Hi, Alex!
- Hello.
- Hello.
Your performances
and your energy levels this evening
are absolutely incredible,
aren't they, everyone?
Like, next level!
I suppose, when I played football
for England, I know you call it s...
- Oh, my God, you're a footballer.
Yes!
- I was a footballer.
I know you call it soccer
over in America,
but it was always about
being in tip-top shape.
We know you're doing
a world tour next year.
I am. The Lifetimes Tour.
How do you get in shape
for those big performances?
- Well, I hate working out.
- You do? Oh!
Yeah, I actually do.
Orlando loves working out!
You know what I love to do?
I love to dance, swim,
all those things that
don't feel like you're working out.
Like going on a hike
with your friends.
And, erm, I did hear that my biceps
were going around on the internet.
- Those biceps. Everything.
- Yeah.
So, that's a little bit
from my swimming, I will say.
But I know I'll be getting in
my cardio, and you will too.
You'll be getting in all your steps
at The Lifetimes Tour.
It's gonna be a dance party,
and everyone's invited.
We're actually gonna play
a couple of songs
that we used to play on other tours.
Let's hit it.
Let's go!
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you PMS
Like a ... I would know
And you overthink
Always speak cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me
Cos you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
- You
- You don't really want to stay, no
- You
- You don't really wanna go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
Don't
We used to be just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh 'bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know
That you're not gonna change...
Sing it with me. Let's go!
Cos you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
- You
- You don't really want to stay, no
- You
- You don't really wanna go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down...
Heads up!
Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bipolar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes.
Let her change her clothes.
Let's go!
Are you ready? Ready to sing it?
Ready or not, let's go!
Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed, but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
- So we hit the boulevard
- Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny-dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
Oh-whoa
This Friday night, yeah, yeah
Last Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again.
KATY: Happy Christmas, everyone.
Everybody's in a hurry
In a flurry
Shopping till they're droppin'
In the snow
Kids are cryin'
Dogs are barkin'
Catching up with folks
We barely know
Sure it's madness, but it's magic
As soon as you
Hang up the mistletoe
Cos you're the reason
For the season
No, we don't need to keep up
With the Jones
Our love is something priceless
I don't need diamonds
No sparkly things
No, oh, oh, oh, oh
Cos you can't buy this feeling
No, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nothing lights my fire
Or wraps me up, baby, like you do
Just want a cosy
A cosy little Christmas here
With you...
- So, Mr Santa
- Mr Santa
- Take the day off
- Take the day off
- Get a massage
- Get a massage
Cos we've got this one
All under control
- A little whiskey
- A little whiskey
- We're getting frisky
- Ooh
And slow dancing to Nat King Cole
- No, we ain't stressin'
- We ain't stressin'
- Just caressin'
- Mm-hm
Warming up our popsicle toes
- Nothing's missing
- Nothing's missing
- Cos you're a blessin'
- Cos you're the blessin'
Yeah, you're the only one
I'm wishing for
Our love is something priceless
I don't need diamonds
No sparkly things
No, oh, oh, oh, oh
Cos you can't buy this feeling
No, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nothing lights my fire
Or wraps me up, baby, like you do
Just want a cosy
A cosy little Christmas
Here with you...
Just you and me, under a tree
A cosy little Christmas
Here with you.
Merry Christmas, guys!
I love the season so much.
So, so, so much.
And you guys know
how to do the season,
so only Christmassy questions now.
Hi, Katy.
I've got a question for you.
Oh, my God.
That's my favourite Christmas song,
by the way.
Wait, you are the hon of all hons.
- You all right, hon?
- You are MY icon.
You're my hon. You're my icon.
You know, I use you
to interpret my feelings
through the memes
that you bless us with.
- Really? You've seen them?!
- I've seen them?
- Babes, you're my icon!
- Oh, my God.
- Honey!
- Gemma Collins, make some noise.
Oh, my God.
You're so natural about it.
I love that you're so natural.
- What's this, a popper?
- Right, honey, cos it's Christmas...
- Yeah?
- ..I thought I'd put
your question in a cracker.
- Right.
- So, shall we have a little pull?
- Have a little pull, babes.
- Come on, hon.
- One, two, ah...
Oh, I got it!
Is there a Christmas hat in there?
You know it's tradition.
But don't worry, you are Katy Perry,
you haven't gotta wear it.
Here it is, babes.
Honey, that is so on trend,
that colour.
Lovely, babes.
This is gonna make it
to my Gemma Reacts page, honey.
You're going on there.
It's official.
This is gonna go on there.
Babes.
- Katy...
- What's your question, hon?
My question to you is -
and I am desperate to know -
like everyone in this room
I love Christmas so much,
but what is going down
in the Perry-Bloom household,
honey, this Crimbo?
- Yeah, baby!
- Yeah, baby!
Erm, OK, so we're gonna be home,
and actually when we come home,
we're going to do something
that we do every year,
which is we rent a trolley
and we dress up
and there's lights on the trolley,
and we go to all the neighbourhoods
in my home town
and we see all of their lights.
- And sometimes there's hot cocoa,
and it's gonna be super fun.
- Wow.
And then we also go carolling.
So we're gonna go knock
on other people's houses,
they won't know it's me,
and we're gonna do some carols.
Any requests?
I think that last song
just says it all, honey.
- People are gonna love it.
- I should, I should.
- I just rehearsed it, so good.
- Yes.
That's a great idea, Gemma Collins!
Thank you! Merry Christmas!
You put me in the Crimbo spirit,
so I'd actually like
to give out some gifts myself.
I know there's some lovely
KatyCats on the nice list.
I'm gonna come and see
you guys up there! Here I come!
Give me a second.
Oh, no, have to navigate
around the balls again!
Hiya!
Hiya! OK, who am I looking for?
Is there an Anna Son? Hi, Anna!
- Hi, Anna Son, how are you?
- Good!
Anna, I know something about you.
You moved from Beijing to the UK
to go to the university.
And I guess you learned how
to speak English through my songs.
Yes. Yes.
I listened to it over and over again
for hours when I was little.
Well, what song was the hardest song
for you to learn English to?
Well, the first song was Birthday.
I know you from that song.
And I thought,
"The singer's voice is so beautiful,
"and I want
to listen to every song."
Boy, when you're with me...
I'll give you a taste...
Like that?
Make it like your birthday
Every day.
That's amazing! Thank you so much.
That one's even hard
for me to sing sometimes.
It's pretty high.
Erm, if I helped you learn English,
can you help me learn Mandarin?
Because... I might be needing it
later on next year,
- if you know what I mean.
- Ooh!
So, how do you say...
How do you say, Anna,
how do you say,
"the Lifetimes Tour
is coming to China"?
What she said!
I'm not gonna do that!
Why don't you just come with me
to China, OK?
- OK.
- No, I'm serious.
I'm gonna give you tickets to one
of my shows for The Lifetimes Tour.
We love you so much,
and thank you for
learning English through my songs.
I love you so much, Anna Son.
Who else is... Emma? Emma?
Oh, hi, Emma!
Hi, Emma Sinfield.
How are you, dear?
I'm great, thank you!
So I've heard that you've been
a fan for over 16 years,
but this is the first time that
we've looked each other in the eyes.
Why?
I was supposed to go
to the Witness Tour,
but my health prevented that, so...
Well, I just wanna tell you,
you waited way too long to see me
and I waited too long to see you.
And I'm glad you're feeling better,
and I wanna give you tickets
to The Lifetimes Tour next year.
Merry Christmas. Are you crying?
Are you Mom?
Ah! Don't cry. Stop it.
When mums cry, I cry.
Oh, love you, Emma.
One more gift to give out.
Madison Cook.
Oh, dear. Oh, deary, deary me.
Oh, goodness gracious, golly, gee.
Madison, I've heard a little rumour.
I heard that you met your wifey
at my show in Las Vegas
at the Play Residency.
- Tell me about that.
- Erm...
We all flew from London to Vegas
to see Play,
and on the opening night,
I just happened to meet someone
who just completely captivated me.
And didn't know much
about my sexuality at the time,
but I just saw her
and I had never felt that way
about anyone before in my life.
And, cut a long story short,
I proposed to her, and we...
Yeah.
And, erm, Julia is American,
so we're currently
going through the process right now.
But we ended up marrying in Vegas
and went to your closing show
as a celebratory thing,
and the reception was amazing
because I was with everyone and
it was just a lovely celebration.
Yeah, so...
..without you,
I literally would not have met Julia
and been able to live this life
that I'm living now,
and I'm so happy, so, thank you.
- And where does she live?
- Pennsylvania.
Hi, Julia, in Pennsylvania!
We're sorry you can't come tonight,
but I promise you'll have a...
Actually,
we should bring Julia out right now.
Wow.
Julia!
Are you here?
Is someone calling for me?
- Wait...
- You look so beautiful.
Aww!
You guys,
would you like to come on tour?
You can come to the UK or you can
come to somewhere in Pennsylvania.
- Please.
- I love you guys so much.
Congratulations.
Thank you, guys.
That made me feel very warm
and fuzzy.
Happy Christmas.
Happy Christmas, everyone.
Summer after high school
When we first met
We make out in your Mustang
To Radiohead
And on my 18th birthday
We got matching tattoos
Used to steal your parents' liquor
And climb to the roof
Talk about our future
Like we had a clue
Never planned that one day
I'd be losing you
In another life
I would be your girl
We keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
The o-o-o-o-one
All this money can't buy me
A time machine
No-oh
Can't replace you
With a million rings
No-oh
I should have told you
What you meant to me, yeah
Whoa-oh-oh
Cos now I've paid the price
In another life
I would be your girl
We keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
- The o-o-o-o-one
- The o-o-o-o-one
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away, yeah.
Thank you!
OK, I've warmed up now.
I've warmed up now.
I think I am pretty, pretty warm.
I am ready.
You guys spent a lot of time
and a lot of money,
so I am ready
for all of the hard questions.
The questions
that I don't wanna answer.
Who has those? I'm scared.
- Hello, Katy!
- Oh, hi, Lenny!
- It's nice to see you.
- It's nice to meet you.
And nice to meet you.
- Erm, so I wanted to get to know
the real Katy.
- OK.
- That's Katheryn.
- Oh, hello, Katheryn.
But to be honest,
I didn't think you'd be entirely
honest in front of all these people.
- OK.
- So, don't worry.
- Yes.
- I asked Orlando before the show
instead, didn't I, Orlando?
- Oh, no. Ha-ha-ha.
- Yeah.
Shall we play a little game to see
if you can guess
how he answered these questions?
- No.
- No?
- Yes, we will.
- We're doing it. We're doing it.
- OK.
- First question.
What did Orlando say
was your most annoying habit?
Sorry, what? Did you say
what was his most annoying habit?
- What was your most annoying habit?
- Oh, his most annoying habit is...
- Yours. Yours.
- No, HIS most annoying habit.
I mean,
maybe he would say that, erm,
being on time is constantly
a New Year's resolution.
It's a good guess,
but that is actually wrong answer.
- It is?
- Yes.
- Oh, I thought
it was also doing the dishes,
cos I won't touch dishes,
but he'll touch the dishes
and it's a benefit for him now.
Yeah, that was the answer.
You don't touch the dishes.
- Oh, that one?!
- Yeah. So, I don't wanna create any -
- but, yeah, that was his answer.
- Oh, no, it is true.
I won't. Orlando does the dishes.
Right, who is each of your celebrity
crushes? Not each other.
- Whoo!
- Ooh.
To save me from myself,
my management suggested
I do not answer this question.
No, that, that is fair enough.
Fair enough. Let's move on.
Cos then I would make you
answer the question.
God, not his dad going,
"Please don't answer the question.
"Don't answer the question."
It's a bit tricky.
Yeah, sorry about that. Erm...
Let's move on. Last one.
Katy, what did Orlando say
he loves about you the most?
Aw!
Erm... Lemme try and get this right.
My sense of adventure.
My generous spirit.
My love and devotion
to our daughter.
My beautiful physique,
my unmatched talent,
my sold-out tour,
my ability to keep my ego in check.
That one time when I... Wait,
hold on, what are we talking about?
All those, right, babe?
- That's it. Perfect. All of it!
- Was it?
- It was correct?!
- Yeah, well done!
Thank you, Lenny.
- That's enough from you.
- Thank you. Yes, sorry. Yep.
No more embarrassing questions.
Oh, my God, Sonia,
I have a parcel for you.
I do! Who has my parcel?
Oh, thank you so much!
I meant to give this to you
went you visited us
for Thanksgiving because...
Sorry, excuse me.
Sorry, excuse me. Hi, Sonia.
This is your Prime delivery, Sonia.
This is my mum-in-law.
Give a hand to her!
This is the first time
she's ever seen me perform.
What do you think so far?
Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic!
OK, well, this is your delivery.
I got this for you because you
really wanted it in Santa Barbara.
Yeah! It's a hot water bottle,
which was so strange for me
because she asked...
You did ask for a hot water bottle.
Yes, cos I always have
cold feet in bed.
Right.
The funny thing is, like,
I don't understand that
because it is 2024 -
you don't need water bottles
any more, England!
Why do you wanna live
in Victorian times still?
There is better ways.
I love you so much.
OK.
The next one of my songs
that I'm gonna sing
is one of my favourite songs.
It's actually...
Daisy's favourite song.
Told them your dreams
And they all started laughing
I guess you're out of your mind
Till it actually happens
I'm the small town
One in seven billion
Why can't it be me?
They told me I was out there
Tried to knock me down
Took those sticks and stones
Showed 'em I could build a house
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they cover me in
Daisies, daisies, daisies
They said I'm goin' nowhere
Tried to count me out
Took those sticks and stones
Showed 'em I could build a house
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they cover me in
Daisies, daisies, daisies
Oh, oh, ooh...
When did we all stop
Believing in magic?
Why did we put all our hopes
In a box in the attic?
Oh, no, no!
I'm the long shot
I'm the Hail Mary
Why can't it be me?
They told me I was out there
Tried to knock me down
Took those sticks and stones
Showed 'em I could build a house
They told me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
- Till they cover me in daisies
- Daisies, daisies
- They said I'm goin' nowhere
- Tried to count me out
To count me out
Took those sticks and stones
Showed 'em I could build a house
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they cover me in
Daisies, daisies, daisies
Oh, ooh, ooh...
I'll never let 'em change me
Oh, no!
Thank you so much.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I used to bite my tongue
And hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat
And make a mess
So I sat quietly
Agreed politely
I guess that I forgot
I had a choice
I let you push me
Past the breaking point
I stood for nothing
So I fell for everything
You held me down
But I got up
- Hey!
- Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice
You hear that sound
Like thunder
Gonna shake the ground
You held me down
But I got up
- Hey!
- Got up
Get ready cos I've had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger
A fighter
Dancing through the fire
Cos I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
Cos I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Now I'm floatin' like a butterfly
Stinging like a bee
I earned my stripes
I went from zero to my own hero
- You held me down, but I got up
- Hey!
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice
You hear that sound
Like thunder
Gonna shake the ground
- You held me down, but I got up
- Got up
Get ready cos I've had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger
A fighter
Dancing through the fire
Cos I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
- Louder
- Louder than a lion
Cos I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
No-no-no-no-no
You're gonna hear me roar
Oh-no-no-no-no-no-no
You're gonna hear me
Roar!
Ooh, that is so cold out there.
All right, it's time for the finale.
Touch up.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
They're all waiting on me.
I don't wanna be too late. Thanks.
Mm.
And one last costume change.
Ready?
Thank you so much for joining me for
Night Of A Lifetime!
I love you.
I'll see you on tour next year, OK?
We love you, UK!
- I'm wide awake
- Yeah, I was in the dark
I was falling hard
With an open heart
- I'm wide awake
- How did I read the stars so wrong?
- I'm wide awake
- And now it's clear to me
That everything you see
Ain't always what it seems
- I'm wide awake
- Yeah, I was dreaming for so long
I wish I knew then
What I know now
Wouldn't dive in
Wouldn't bow down
Gravity hurts
You made it so sweet
Till I woke up on
On the concrete
Fallin' from cloud nine
It was out of the blue, I'm...
..crashin' from the high
No, oh
I'm letting go tonight
Yeah, I'm letting you go, I'm...
I'm fallin' from cloud nine
Oh, yeah
- I'm wide awake
- Thunder rumbling
- Castles crumbling
- I'm wide awake
I was tryin' to hold on
No, no, no
- I'm wide awake
- God knows that I tried
- Seeing the bright side
- I'm wide awake
But I'm not blind any more
I'm wide awake.
I'll love you for
I'll love you for life
Lifetimes
I'll love you for
I'll love you for life...
- Let's go!
- Lifetimes
I know you feel it
Can you believe it?
I'm gonna love you till the end
And then repeat it
I know you feel it
Can you believe it?
I'm gonna love you till the end
And then repeat it
Like the sun is always rising
Like the stars are in the sky
You and I will find each other
In every single life
Baby, you and me for infinity
- My eternity
- My eternity
Baby, you and me for infinity
- My eternity...
- Let's go.
I'll love you for
I'll love you for life
Lifetimes
I'll love you for
I'll love you for life
Lifetimes...
Come on!
I know you feel it
Can you believe it?
I'm gonna love you till the end
And then repeat it
- I know you feel it
- Feel it
- Can you believe it?
- 'Lieve it
I'm gonna love you till the end
And then repeat it
For life.
Make some noise for my incredible
dancers and band.
Do you ever feel
Like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind
Wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel
Feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards
One blow from cavin' in?
Do you ever feel
Already buried deep?
Six feet under screams
But no-one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's
Still a chance for you?
Cos there's a spark in you
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
Cos, baby, you're a firework
Come on
Show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky
Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
- You're gonna leave 'em all in awe
- Awe, awe...
Are you ready to boom?
Oh, boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than
The moon, moon, moon
It's always been
Inside of you, you, you
And now it's time
To let it through
Cos, baby, you're a firework
Come on
Show 'em what you're worth
- Make 'em go
- Oh, oh, oh
As you shoot across
- Sky...
- One last time!
Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
- You're gonna leave 'em all in awe
- Awe, awe
Oh, boom, boom, boom
Even brighter
than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
- Even brighter than
- Moon, moon, moon.
Thank you so much. I love you, UK!
Sexy, confident
So intelligent
She is heaven-sent
So soft, so strong
She's a winner, champion
Superhuman, number one
She's a sister, she's a mother
Open your eyes, just look around
And you'll discover
You know, oh
It's a woman's world
And you're lucky to be livin' in it
It's a woman's world
And you're lucky to be livin' in it
- Uh-huh, uh-huh
- You better celebrate
Cos, baby
We ain't goin' away - no
It's a woman's world
And you're lucky to be livin' in it
- Uh-huh
- Lucky to be livin' in it...
Come on!
Lucky to be livin' in it...
That's right. It's a woman's world.
And you're lucky
To be livin' in it.
I came all the way from California,
London, are you ready?
Let's go!
I know a place...
Sing it!
Where the grass
Is really greener.
Warm, wet, and wild
There must be somethin'
In the water
Sippin' gin and juice
- Layin' underneath the palm trees
- Undone
The boys break their necks
- Tryna creep a little sneak peek
- At us
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
- Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
- Let's go!
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin so hot
We'll melt your popsicle...
- Sing!
- Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
California girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West Coast represent
Now put your hands up!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
California
California girls
California.
You think I'm pretty
Without any make-up on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punch line wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down
Before you met me
I was all right
But things were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine
Valentine
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
You make me feel like
I'm livin' a teenage dream
- The way you turn me on, I...
- Can't sleep
Let's run away
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
- Now, baby, I believe
- This is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
- I'ma get your heart racing
- In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
- Let you put your hands on me, yeah
- In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight...
OK, it's time for you to sing,
London.
Are you ready? Sing it with me!
You make me feel like
I'm livin' a teenage dream
- The way you turn me on
- I can't sleep
Let's run away
And don't ever look back
No, no, no
No, no, no
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now, baby
I believe this is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
I'ma get your heart racing
- In my skin-tight jeans
- Oh, baby
Be your teenage dream tonight
- Let you put your hands on me
- In my skin-tight jeans
- Be your teenage dream tonight
- Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight.
Days like this I wanna drive away
Pack my bags
And watch your shadow fade
You chewed me up and spit me out
- Like I was...
- Poison in your mouth
You took my light
You drained me down
- But that was...
- Then and this is now
Now look at me
This is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever
Take away from me, no
This is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever
Take away from me, no
Throw your sticks and your stones
Throw your bombs and your blows
But you're not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me
- That you're never gonna ever
- Take away from me
No...
- No, no
- This is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever
Take away from me
- No, no
- This is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever
Take away from me
No!
Throw your sticks and your stones
Throw your bombs and your blows
But you're not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me
- That you're never gonna ever
- Take away from me, no!
Welcome!
Welcome, welcome!
Before we go on,
can I get some water?
Oh, thank you so much,
Orlando Jonathan Blanchard
Copeland Bloom.
He does the dishes,
he gives me water.
Welcome to my dance party, London!
Are you ready?
Did you wear some sensible shoes
tonight?
Great, cos I'm really excited
for tonight.
This is an ITV special called
A Night Of A Lifetime.
Hello to my KatyCats.
Listen, hello, to my special guests.
I know some of you are gonna
be asking me some questions tonight.
Keep it cute,
or you'll be put on mute.
Actually,
shall we get this started?
Who has the first question?
- Hey, Katy. I'm over here.
- Where?
- How are you doing?
- Hey, Tom.
- I've got one question.
- OK.
You've obviously played
the Super Bowl,
you've done Vegas,
you've even sang for the King.
Now, do you still get nervous,
or are you just,
"This is my life now,
and second nature"?
This is my life,
I guess I'll just accept it.
Second nature.
There's a difference between nerves
and butterflies. I get butterflies.
I have butterflies right now.
Oh, my God!
Not so much nerves cos, like,
I really prepare, you know?
So, preparation takes that out
of the equation,
but I would say sometimes
you can prepare all you want,
but you can't be ready for
something out of your control,
like what happened
at the Super Bowl.
You guys don't know, because we like
to keep it cute behind the scenes.
- But we were panicking.
- Nailed it!
Thank you, I nailed it,
I really appreciate that.
But I...
But my whole show, look...
my whole show was based around
the sun setting,
cos it was based around projection,
and the sun
wasn't setting fast enough.
Actually,
the game was going too fast,
and they asked me to come
to the stage and I wasn't ready.
And then I got ready really quickly,
then I was stuck in the bathroom.
And that's the point
where I did this thing where I went,
"You can do it, you're OK.
"You can do it, don't matter
if the sun doesn't go down."
Then someone called
something in the game
and the sun went down,
and everything was great.
And I did it all,
and there was just, like,
one bad actor -
we won't even mention him.
Left Shark.
But, um...
I was really nervous for that,
because it was out of my control.
And also, I was nervous
to find my seat at the Coronation,
because, um, I was late.
Really?
What did they say
when you were late?
Lady Perry is my nickname.
Love that. Go on, girl.
What a girl!
It's like, you would think
being on time for the King...!
Who has question number two?
Hello, I've got question number two.
I'm AJ, lovely to meet you, Katy.
Wow, that's a nice accent.
Where's that from?
- I'm from Blackburn, in Lancashire.
- Lancashire.
I'm a Lancashire lass.
You'd have met loads of northerners
in your time.
Oh, it's a northern place! Northern!
It goes through the nose. Northern.
Yes. Go ahead.
You're doing a cracking job tonight.
What a start to the show,
am I right?
Katy,
you're a national treasure here.
I don't know if you know it,
but we love you here in the UK.
But what is your favourite thing
about Blighty?
- About Blighty?
- About Blighty.
Do you mean blimey? What is Blighty?
Blighty, babe. Blighty.
Blighty is a term for the UK.
Blighty.
OK. You know, honestly,
I like so much about the UK.
I love your sense of humour,
and I think that you guys
take family into consideration
in all aspects.
And, um, I like that you guys have,
like,
a little tradition
of a Sunday roast,
you get around the table
and it's really sweet!
- What's your favourite British dish?
- My favourite British dish?
No, I really like...
In America we have
a chicken pot pie,
but you guys call it, like,
a shepherd's pie situation.
But have you ever tried chips,
cheese, and gravy?
Cos that's genuinely my favourite.
Should I? I have a day left here.
Oh, my gosh, well, listen,
you don't need to wait a day,
cos tonight
is your lucky night, Katy.
I've got some chips, cheese,
and gravy!
How long has that been sitting out?
Come on, babes,
give it to me, babes.
Ooh, interesting.
We do the same thing,
but with ketchup.
Listen,
you can have the rest of that.
- Thanks, babes.
- Katy Perry, everyone.
Well, I'm just gonna go
stuff my face backstage.
Who is ready for
A Night Of A Lifetime?
- I knew you were
- You were gonna come to me
- And here you are
- But you better choose carefully
- Cos I
- I'm capable of anything
Of anything and everything
Make me your Aphrodite
Make me your one and only
But don't make me your enemy
Your enemy
- Your enemy
- Your enemy
So you wanna play with magic?
Boy, you should know
What you're fallin' for
Baby, do you dare to do this?
Cos I'm comin' at you
Like a dark horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm?
Cos once you're mine
Once you're mine
There's no goin' back.
You're so hypnotising
Could you be the devil?
Could you be an angel?
Your touch, magnetising
Feels like I am floating
Leaves my body glowing
They say, be afraid
You're not like the others
Futuristic lover
Different DNA
They don't understand you
You're from a whole 'nother world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go
Lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your lovin'
Fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be your victim
Ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch, so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch, so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial.
Thank you so much!
Let me introduce my dancers,
why don't I?
Tony, give me a beat, please.
Oh, my God, here it is.
Guys, make some noise for Payton!
Here's Jay. Here's Jay.
Oh, wow!
Whoa.
OK, Diego, work it out,
work it out.
Justin.
Stephen, from Australia, baby.
That was really good.
Stop!
That was really good, Tony,
thank you.
It's good to know
that you can still do that.
Those are my boys,
and I'm their girl,
if you know what I'm saying.
I'm his queen, I'm his freak
I'm every woman he wants and needs
I'm his dream, I'm his drug
I'm every woman he wants, so what?
I'm his boss, I'm that
I'm every woman he knows exists
I'm his main, I'm his side
I'm every woman that's in his mind
- La-da-dee, la-da-da
- La-da-dee, la-da-da
I'm his, he's mine
La-da-dee, la-da-da
La-da-dee, la-da-da
I'm his, he's mine
I can see you flirtin'
Why you overworkin'?
On him like a suntan
Go and get your own man
- Thinkin' that we're over
- Over
- We only gettin' closer
- Closer
You're creepin' in his DMs
I'm sleepin' in his sweatpants
We good, we fine, don't even try
Don't you try
Don't waste your time
I'm what he likes
What he likes
I'm his queen, I'm his freak
I'm every woman he wants and needs
I'm his dream, I'm his drug
I'm every woman he wants, so what?
I'm his boss, I'm that
I'm every woman he knows exists
I'm his main, I'm his side
I'm every woman that's in his mind
- La-da-dee, la-da-da
- La-da-dee, la-da-da
I'm his, he's mine
La-da-dee, la-da-da
La-da-dee, la-da-da
I'm his, he's mine.
London, are you ready?
Management suggested
I do not answer this question.
I love you, UK!
Hi, Katy.
It's your old friend, Brian May.
Welcome to London,
welcome back to the UK.
I was here in 2009
when you very first came to the UK,
and I was smitten
by I Kissed A Girl,
and I came to see your show,
and we had a little chat
after the show, and I can prove it.
I hope you have a fantastic night.
Sending you lots of love.
Rock on, Katy. We all love ya.
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry ChapStick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
No, no, no, no!
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry ChapStick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it.
Thank you!
Who has the next question for me?
I'm interested.
Hi, Katy!
Hi! I'm here.
Down here.
Oh, hey, right in front of my...
- If you were a snake,
you would've bit me.
- I'm Olivia.
And I love you.
You inspired me a lot growing up.
You're confident, you're funny,
everything you've achieved.
Yes. And there's a lot
of young people here
who look up to you,
and also watching tonight.
I'd like to know who inspired you
growing up.
Ooh, who inspired me?
OK. Well, if you really wanna know,
it was my older sister.
Aww!
Who has an older sibling
that you look up to?
Yes.
It's so funny,
my older sister, Angela,
she came back in the early '90s
from visiting her godparents,
and she was there for, like,
two weeks,
she came back with a perm
and a demo.
She had recorded a demo
in the basement
of her godparents' house.
I listened to it, I was like,
"Oh, my gosh,"
and my parents were, like,
really making a lot of noise
about it.
So, what I ended up doing was,
I ended up stealing that demo,
rehearsing it on the side in secret,
and then when I felt
like I was ready,
I played it for my mom,
I sang it for her and she was like,
"You're gonna get
the vocal lessons."
So, thanks, Sis!
Also, sorry, Sis.
But actually,
some of my biggest influences
are Gwen Stefani, Alanis Morissette,
and Madonna.
And I'm actually still so inspired
by all the girlies now,
like Sabrina, Chappell,
Charli XCX, you know.
It's funny, Charli XCX, she opened
for the Prismatic World Tour.
Was anybody there?
I was so Brat before Brat!
OK, another question. Let's go.
- Hi, Katy, it's Jordan.
- Oh, they're all right here.
Hi, Jordan,
it's lovely to see you again.
How are you? I've spoke to you
a few times on the radio,
and you've always been great.
- You have a voice for radio.
- A face for it as well, apparently.
You always bring it in interviews,
you're always great
as a guest on the radio.
One question I've never asked you
is about your iconic music videos.
Yes?
Your music videos,
you put so much effort into.
In fact, I'm such a big fan,
I've managed to get
some merchandise tonight.
I don't know
if you'll recognise this, Katy.
He's never put a bra on, obviously.
There we go, guys.
- Do you recognise these?
- Oh, jeez!
Oh, not in the church, babes.
Put 'em away!
I wanna know any special memories
from all the amazing music videos
- that you've done in the past.
- We've done a lot.
Funny you should wear that,
because there's a really
funny story.
When I filmed California Girls,
which was candy -
sweets here -
things were actually edible.
Some of that cotton candy was real,
and I was eating it.
But the funniest,
weirdest thing was,
I spontaneously decided
to get a spray tan
the morning of the shoot.
And if you get spray tans, you know,
don't get them the day of.
No, because they tend
to get different colours, you know,
as the day goes on.
So, I started shooting
California Girls and I was, like,
tan, and it was cool,
and then as I went on,
I got oranger and oranger
and oranger.
And I was so orange at the end
that we spent a lot of money
grading that music video.
So, don't do that.
Always, you know, night before.
Thanks for asking that.
One more question
before my next song.
Hi, Katy, it's Alex.
- Hi, Alex!
- Hello.
- Hello.
Your performances
and your energy levels this evening
are absolutely incredible,
aren't they, everyone?
Like, next level!
I suppose, when I played football
for England, I know you call it s...
- Oh, my God, you're a footballer.
Yes!
- I was a footballer.
I know you call it soccer
over in America,
but it was always about
being in tip-top shape.
We know you're doing
a world tour next year.
I am. The Lifetimes Tour.
How do you get in shape
for those big performances?
- Well, I hate working out.
- You do? Oh!
Yeah, I actually do.
Orlando loves working out!
You know what I love to do?
I love to dance, swim,
all those things that
don't feel like you're working out.
Like going on a hike
with your friends.
And, erm, I did hear that my biceps
were going around on the internet.
- Those biceps. Everything.
- Yeah.
So, that's a little bit
from my swimming, I will say.
But I know I'll be getting in
my cardio, and you will too.
You'll be getting in all your steps
at The Lifetimes Tour.
It's gonna be a dance party,
and everyone's invited.
We're actually gonna play
a couple of songs
that we used to play on other tours.
Let's hit it.
Let's go!
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you PMS
Like a ... I would know
And you overthink
Always speak cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me
Cos you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
- You
- You don't really want to stay, no
- You
- You don't really wanna go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
Don't
We used to be just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh 'bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know
That you're not gonna change...
Sing it with me. Let's go!
Cos you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
- You
- You don't really want to stay, no
- You
- You don't really wanna go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down...
Heads up!
Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bipolar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes.
Let her change her clothes.
Let's go!
Are you ready? Ready to sing it?
Ready or not, let's go!
Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed, but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
- So we hit the boulevard
- Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny-dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
Oh-whoa
This Friday night, yeah, yeah
Last Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again.
KATY: Happy Christmas, everyone.
Everybody's in a hurry
In a flurry
Shopping till they're droppin'
In the snow
Kids are cryin'
Dogs are barkin'
Catching up with folks
We barely know
Sure it's madness, but it's magic
As soon as you
Hang up the mistletoe
Cos you're the reason
For the season
No, we don't need to keep up
With the Jones
Our love is something priceless
I don't need diamonds
No sparkly things
No, oh, oh, oh, oh
Cos you can't buy this feeling
No, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nothing lights my fire
Or wraps me up, baby, like you do
Just want a cosy
A cosy little Christmas here
With you...
- So, Mr Santa
- Mr Santa
- Take the day off
- Take the day off
- Get a massage
- Get a massage
Cos we've got this one
All under control
- A little whiskey
- A little whiskey
- We're getting frisky
- Ooh
And slow dancing to Nat King Cole
- No, we ain't stressin'
- We ain't stressin'
- Just caressin'
- Mm-hm
Warming up our popsicle toes
- Nothing's missing
- Nothing's missing
- Cos you're a blessin'
- Cos you're the blessin'
Yeah, you're the only one
I'm wishing for
Our love is something priceless
I don't need diamonds
No sparkly things
No, oh, oh, oh, oh
Cos you can't buy this feeling
No, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nothing lights my fire
Or wraps me up, baby, like you do
Just want a cosy
A cosy little Christmas
Here with you...
Just you and me, under a tree
A cosy little Christmas
Here with you.
Merry Christmas, guys!
I love the season so much.
So, so, so much.
And you guys know
how to do the season,
so only Christmassy questions now.
Hi, Katy.
I've got a question for you.
Oh, my God.
That's my favourite Christmas song,
by the way.
Wait, you are the hon of all hons.
- You all right, hon?
- You are MY icon.
You're my hon. You're my icon.
You know, I use you
to interpret my feelings
through the memes
that you bless us with.
- Really? You've seen them?!
- I've seen them?
- Babes, you're my icon!
- Oh, my God.
- Honey!
- Gemma Collins, make some noise.
Oh, my God.
You're so natural about it.
I love that you're so natural.
- What's this, a popper?
- Right, honey, cos it's Christmas...
- Yeah?
- ..I thought I'd put
your question in a cracker.
- Right.
- So, shall we have a little pull?
- Have a little pull, babes.
- Come on, hon.
- One, two, ah...
Oh, I got it!
Is there a Christmas hat in there?
You know it's tradition.
But don't worry, you are Katy Perry,
you haven't gotta wear it.
Here it is, babes.
Honey, that is so on trend,
that colour.
Lovely, babes.
This is gonna make it
to my Gemma Reacts page, honey.
You're going on there.
It's official.
This is gonna go on there.
Babes.
- Katy...
- What's your question, hon?
My question to you is -
and I am desperate to know -
like everyone in this room
I love Christmas so much,
but what is going down
in the Perry-Bloom household,
honey, this Crimbo?
- Yeah, baby!
- Yeah, baby!
Erm, OK, so we're gonna be home,
and actually when we come home,
we're going to do something
that we do every year,
which is we rent a trolley
and we dress up
and there's lights on the trolley,
and we go to all the neighbourhoods
in my home town
and we see all of their lights.
- And sometimes there's hot cocoa,
and it's gonna be super fun.
- Wow.
And then we also go carolling.
So we're gonna go knock
on other people's houses,
they won't know it's me,
and we're gonna do some carols.
Any requests?
I think that last song
just says it all, honey.
- People are gonna love it.
- I should, I should.
- I just rehearsed it, so good.
- Yes.
That's a great idea, Gemma Collins!
Thank you! Merry Christmas!
You put me in the Crimbo spirit,
so I'd actually like
to give out some gifts myself.
I know there's some lovely
KatyCats on the nice list.
I'm gonna come and see
you guys up there! Here I come!
Give me a second.
Oh, no, have to navigate
around the balls again!
Hiya!
Hiya! OK, who am I looking for?
Is there an Anna Son? Hi, Anna!
- Hi, Anna Son, how are you?
- Good!
Anna, I know something about you.
You moved from Beijing to the UK
to go to the university.
And I guess you learned how
to speak English through my songs.
Yes. Yes.
I listened to it over and over again
for hours when I was little.
Well, what song was the hardest song
for you to learn English to?
Well, the first song was Birthday.
I know you from that song.
And I thought,
"The singer's voice is so beautiful,
"and I want
to listen to every song."
Boy, when you're with me...
I'll give you a taste...
Like that?
Make it like your birthday
Every day.
That's amazing! Thank you so much.
That one's even hard
for me to sing sometimes.
It's pretty high.
Erm, if I helped you learn English,
can you help me learn Mandarin?
Because... I might be needing it
later on next year,
- if you know what I mean.
- Ooh!
So, how do you say...
How do you say, Anna,
how do you say,
"the Lifetimes Tour
is coming to China"?
What she said!
I'm not gonna do that!
Why don't you just come with me
to China, OK?
- OK.
- No, I'm serious.
I'm gonna give you tickets to one
of my shows for The Lifetimes Tour.
We love you so much,
and thank you for
learning English through my songs.
I love you so much, Anna Son.
Who else is... Emma? Emma?
Oh, hi, Emma!
Hi, Emma Sinfield.
How are you, dear?
I'm great, thank you!
So I've heard that you've been
a fan for over 16 years,
but this is the first time that
we've looked each other in the eyes.
Why?
I was supposed to go
to the Witness Tour,
but my health prevented that, so...
Well, I just wanna tell you,
you waited way too long to see me
and I waited too long to see you.
And I'm glad you're feeling better,
and I wanna give you tickets
to The Lifetimes Tour next year.
Merry Christmas. Are you crying?
Are you Mom?
Ah! Don't cry. Stop it.
When mums cry, I cry.
Oh, love you, Emma.
One more gift to give out.
Madison Cook.
Oh, dear. Oh, deary, deary me.
Oh, goodness gracious, golly, gee.
Madison, I've heard a little rumour.
I heard that you met your wifey
at my show in Las Vegas
at the Play Residency.
- Tell me about that.
- Erm...
We all flew from London to Vegas
to see Play,
and on the opening night,
I just happened to meet someone
who just completely captivated me.
And didn't know much
about my sexuality at the time,
but I just saw her
and I had never felt that way
about anyone before in my life.
And, cut a long story short,
I proposed to her, and we...
Yeah.
And, erm, Julia is American,
so we're currently
going through the process right now.
But we ended up marrying in Vegas
and went to your closing show
as a celebratory thing,
and the reception was amazing
because I was with everyone and
it was just a lovely celebration.
Yeah, so...
..without you,
I literally would not have met Julia
and been able to live this life
that I'm living now,
and I'm so happy, so, thank you.
- And where does she live?
- Pennsylvania.
Hi, Julia, in Pennsylvania!
We're sorry you can't come tonight,
but I promise you'll have a...
Actually,
we should bring Julia out right now.
Wow.
Julia!
Are you here?
Is someone calling for me?
- Wait...
- You look so beautiful.
Aww!
You guys,
would you like to come on tour?
You can come to the UK or you can
come to somewhere in Pennsylvania.
- Please.
- I love you guys so much.
Congratulations.
Thank you, guys.
That made me feel very warm
and fuzzy.
Happy Christmas.
Happy Christmas, everyone.
Summer after high school
When we first met
We make out in your Mustang
To Radiohead
And on my 18th birthday
We got matching tattoos
Used to steal your parents' liquor
And climb to the roof
Talk about our future
Like we had a clue
Never planned that one day
I'd be losing you
In another life
I would be your girl
We keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
The o-o-o-o-one
All this money can't buy me
A time machine
No-oh
Can't replace you
With a million rings
No-oh
I should have told you
What you meant to me, yeah
Whoa-oh-oh
Cos now I've paid the price
In another life
I would be your girl
We keep all our promises
Be us against the world
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
- The o-o-o-o-one
- The o-o-o-o-one
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away, yeah.
Thank you!
OK, I've warmed up now.
I've warmed up now.
I think I am pretty, pretty warm.
I am ready.
You guys spent a lot of time
and a lot of money,
so I am ready
for all of the hard questions.
The questions
that I don't wanna answer.
Who has those? I'm scared.
- Hello, Katy!
- Oh, hi, Lenny!
- It's nice to see you.
- It's nice to meet you.
And nice to meet you.
- Erm, so I wanted to get to know
the real Katy.
- OK.
- That's Katheryn.
- Oh, hello, Katheryn.
But to be honest,
I didn't think you'd be entirely
honest in front of all these people.
- OK.
- So, don't worry.
- Yes.
- I asked Orlando before the show
instead, didn't I, Orlando?
- Oh, no. Ha-ha-ha.
- Yeah.
Shall we play a little game to see
if you can guess
how he answered these questions?
- No.
- No?
- Yes, we will.
- We're doing it. We're doing it.
- OK.
- First question.
What did Orlando say
was your most annoying habit?
Sorry, what? Did you say
what was his most annoying habit?
- What was your most annoying habit?
- Oh, his most annoying habit is...
- Yours. Yours.
- No, HIS most annoying habit.
I mean,
maybe he would say that, erm,
being on time is constantly
a New Year's resolution.
It's a good guess,
but that is actually wrong answer.
- It is?
- Yes.
- Oh, I thought
it was also doing the dishes,
cos I won't touch dishes,
but he'll touch the dishes
and it's a benefit for him now.
Yeah, that was the answer.
You don't touch the dishes.
- Oh, that one?!
- Yeah. So, I don't wanna create any -
- but, yeah, that was his answer.
- Oh, no, it is true.
I won't. Orlando does the dishes.
Right, who is each of your celebrity
crushes? Not each other.
- Whoo!
- Ooh.
To save me from myself,
my management suggested
I do not answer this question.
No, that, that is fair enough.
Fair enough. Let's move on.
Cos then I would make you
answer the question.
God, not his dad going,
"Please don't answer the question.
"Don't answer the question."
It's a bit tricky.
Yeah, sorry about that. Erm...
Let's move on. Last one.
Katy, what did Orlando say
he loves about you the most?
Aw!
Erm... Lemme try and get this right.
My sense of adventure.
My generous spirit.
My love and devotion
to our daughter.
My beautiful physique,
my unmatched talent,
my sold-out tour,
my ability to keep my ego in check.
That one time when I... Wait,
hold on, what are we talking about?
All those, right, babe?
- That's it. Perfect. All of it!
- Was it?
- It was correct?!
- Yeah, well done!
Thank you, Lenny.
- That's enough from you.
- Thank you. Yes, sorry. Yep.
No more embarrassing questions.
Oh, my God, Sonia,
I have a parcel for you.
I do! Who has my parcel?
Oh, thank you so much!
I meant to give this to you
went you visited us
for Thanksgiving because...
Sorry, excuse me.
Sorry, excuse me. Hi, Sonia.
This is your Prime delivery, Sonia.
This is my mum-in-law.
Give a hand to her!
This is the first time
she's ever seen me perform.
What do you think so far?
Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic!
OK, well, this is your delivery.
I got this for you because you
really wanted it in Santa Barbara.
Yeah! It's a hot water bottle,
which was so strange for me
because she asked...
You did ask for a hot water bottle.
Yes, cos I always have
cold feet in bed.
Right.
The funny thing is, like,
I don't understand that
because it is 2024 -
you don't need water bottles
any more, England!
Why do you wanna live
in Victorian times still?
There is better ways.
I love you so much.
OK.
The next one of my songs
that I'm gonna sing
is one of my favourite songs.
It's actually...
Daisy's favourite song.
Told them your dreams
And they all started laughing
I guess you're out of your mind
Till it actually happens
I'm the small town
One in seven billion
Why can't it be me?
They told me I was out there
Tried to knock me down
Took those sticks and stones
Showed 'em I could build a house
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they cover me in
Daisies, daisies, daisies
They said I'm goin' nowhere
Tried to count me out
Took those sticks and stones
Showed 'em I could build a house
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they cover me in
Daisies, daisies, daisies
Oh, oh, ooh...
When did we all stop
Believing in magic?
Why did we put all our hopes
In a box in the attic?
Oh, no, no!
I'm the long shot
I'm the Hail Mary
Why can't it be me?
They told me I was out there
Tried to knock me down
Took those sticks and stones
Showed 'em I could build a house
They told me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
- Till they cover me in daisies
- Daisies, daisies
- They said I'm goin' nowhere
- Tried to count me out
To count me out
Took those sticks and stones
Showed 'em I could build a house
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they cover me in
Daisies, daisies, daisies
Oh, ooh, ooh...
I'll never let 'em change me
Oh, no!
Thank you so much.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I used to bite my tongue
And hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat
And make a mess
So I sat quietly
Agreed politely
I guess that I forgot
I had a choice
I let you push me
Past the breaking point
I stood for nothing
So I fell for everything
You held me down
But I got up
- Hey!
- Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice
You hear that sound
Like thunder
Gonna shake the ground
You held me down
But I got up
- Hey!
- Got up
Get ready cos I've had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger
A fighter
Dancing through the fire
Cos I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
Cos I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Now I'm floatin' like a butterfly
Stinging like a bee
I earned my stripes
I went from zero to my own hero
- You held me down, but I got up
- Hey!
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice
You hear that sound
Like thunder
Gonna shake the ground
- You held me down, but I got up
- Got up
Get ready cos I've had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger
A fighter
Dancing through the fire
Cos I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
- Louder
- Louder than a lion
Cos I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
No-no-no-no-no
You're gonna hear me roar
Oh-no-no-no-no-no-no
You're gonna hear me
Roar!
Ooh, that is so cold out there.
All right, it's time for the finale.
Touch up.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
They're all waiting on me.
I don't wanna be too late. Thanks.
Mm.
And one last costume change.
Ready?
Thank you so much for joining me for
Night Of A Lifetime!
I love you.
I'll see you on tour next year, OK?
We love you, UK!
- I'm wide awake
- Yeah, I was in the dark
I was falling hard
With an open heart
- I'm wide awake
- How did I read the stars so wrong?
- I'm wide awake
- And now it's clear to me
That everything you see
Ain't always what it seems
- I'm wide awake
- Yeah, I was dreaming for so long
I wish I knew then
What I know now
Wouldn't dive in
Wouldn't bow down
Gravity hurts
You made it so sweet
Till I woke up on
On the concrete
Fallin' from cloud nine
It was out of the blue, I'm...
..crashin' from the high
No, oh
I'm letting go tonight
Yeah, I'm letting you go, I'm...
I'm fallin' from cloud nine
Oh, yeah
- I'm wide awake
- Thunder rumbling
- Castles crumbling
- I'm wide awake
I was tryin' to hold on
No, no, no
- I'm wide awake
- God knows that I tried
- Seeing the bright side
- I'm wide awake
But I'm not blind any more
I'm wide awake.
I'll love you for
I'll love you for life
Lifetimes
I'll love you for
I'll love you for life...
- Let's go!
- Lifetimes
I know you feel it
Can you believe it?
I'm gonna love you till the end
And then repeat it
I know you feel it
Can you believe it?
I'm gonna love you till the end
And then repeat it
Like the sun is always rising
Like the stars are in the sky
You and I will find each other
In every single life
Baby, you and me for infinity
- My eternity
- My eternity
Baby, you and me for infinity
- My eternity...
- Let's go.
I'll love you for
I'll love you for life
Lifetimes
I'll love you for
I'll love you for life
Lifetimes...
Come on!
I know you feel it
Can you believe it?
I'm gonna love you till the end
And then repeat it
- I know you feel it
- Feel it
- Can you believe it?
- 'Lieve it
I'm gonna love you till the end
And then repeat it
For life.
Make some noise for my incredible
dancers and band.
Do you ever feel
Like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind
Wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel
Feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards
One blow from cavin' in?
Do you ever feel
Already buried deep?
Six feet under screams
But no-one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's
Still a chance for you?
Cos there's a spark in you
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
Cos, baby, you're a firework
Come on
Show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky
Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
- You're gonna leave 'em all in awe
- Awe, awe...
Are you ready to boom?
Oh, boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than
The moon, moon, moon
It's always been
Inside of you, you, you
And now it's time
To let it through
Cos, baby, you're a firework
Come on
Show 'em what you're worth
- Make 'em go
- Oh, oh, oh
As you shoot across
- Sky...
- One last time!
Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
- You're gonna leave 'em all in awe
- Awe, awe
Oh, boom, boom, boom
Even brighter
than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
- Even brighter than
- Moon, moon, moon.
Thank you so much. I love you, UK!