Keyboard Warriors (2018) Movie Script
1
How old are you?
I'm 26, born in year of the monkey.
Why is your face like that?
I bought a Russian face cream on Taobao.
I used it for a week, and this happened.
How did you find out?
I was sleeping with
my boyfriend one night.
After we had sex,
he suddenly stuffed his fingers
up my nose angrily.
What do you do for work?
What are you laughing at?
Is it that funny?
Watch where you're going.
This one's good, you should watch it.
Are you okay?
Your leg is bleeding.
What? Is this a scam?
Hey, you hit him with your car!
Watch your step, don't look at your phone!
Holding my phone doesn't mean
I was playing with it.
Watch your step!
You're the one who hit me.
- Watch it!
- I might lose my limb.
Are you insane?
I asked for an apology,
and you accused me of scamming?
Input - Owner's Registration
Alleged to be sexually harassed,
scriptwriter fought at the gym.
You're Vincent Chan.
What?
You've gained weight, no gym lately?
You should be working out,
instead, you fought a group of gay men.
You're screwed, you faggot.
I'll post you on Golden Forum,
and you'll be in trouble.
I suddenly feel really guilty.
I'm really sorry.
It hurts!
I feel really guilty.
Go on, go.
- My screen's cracked!
- Take this, fix your screen.
- Look at my screen.
- Take more, and you're scamming.
Go fix your screen.
- Drive safely from now on.
- Go away!
It's really hot, isn't it?
Enjoy the air conditioning.
The view was magnificent, right?
- Yes.
- Very pretty.
Shall we go shopping now?
- I did that already.
- Shopping again?
It doesn't hurt to dress up.
Women and gay people
shouldn't be allowed to drive.
You shouldn't have taken so much.
Don't give me shit, here's $1,000 for you.
That's more like it.
What reckless driving!
He just cut into our lane suddenly.
Go to hell!
That's money!
There's a lot of money!
Go grab some!
No, there are cameras around.
Go take the money!
No, be careful!
So much money!
Finders keepers!
Let's grab some, too!
Police! Freeze!
Stop what you're doing.
Put the money down.
Don't do anything that you'd regret.
Kei, we're in huge trouble!
Armored car spilled cash
in East Tsim Sha Tsui!
I grabbed a lot of cash, thrilled!
It's the mainlanders again!
Hongkongers slow to grab cash!
Once they get past customs,
they're all set.
What? That's insane!
I missed the opportunity!
The bills lost at the scene
belong to China Kam Shing Bank.
They were being transported
by Q4S Security Limited.
The amount lost
is still being accounted for.
An off-duty officer stopped the public
from taking the money.
Can we speak to the officer?
She just happened to be passing by.
She's giving her statement at the station.
What is the police going to do next?
We hereby state that
taking items on the street
that do not belong to you
constitutes to theft.
The police now urge citizens
who picked up the bills
to return them to the police immediately.
The police will endeavor
to retrieve all lost bills.
- Good morning, everyone.
- Madam!
OCTB is in charge of
this armored truck case.
Colleen was the first responder
to the scene.
I want her to be in charge.
Her?
Colleen, go ahead and lead the operation.
Ghost, Little B, Ming Fai,
collect all surveillance footage
of the area.
Check each clip,
identify everyone who picked up the bills
and hand it over to CIB
for facial recognition.
We aim to complete this phase of
investigation within the next 72 hours.
The golden 72 hours?
Is this an earthquake?
Stop fooling around!
You're right, this isn't an earthquake.
Let's do it in 24 hours.
I want all of you to work with Colleen.
Get moving!
Yes, madam!
Madam, this is a big case,
you really want me in charge?
Your experience and capabilities
qualified you as an inspector.
Don't underestimate yourself.
Crack this big case,
and you'll have a chance.
You were the first one on the scene,
putting you in charge
is a sensible decision.
Give it your best.
Keep quiet!
She just happened to be passing by.
She's giving her statement at the station.
We hereby state that...
What happened yesterday
really stirred up a storm.
Constitutes to a theft.
The police urge...
Are you done?
You've been dancing for an hour.
I'm too angry.
We saw the money, but didn't get any.
Let's dig up the bastards
who got the money.
Can you let off steam quietly?
How do you let off steam quietly?
Use this!
It's a pretty good design,
but it's too dry.
Just use some olive oil.
Remember to clean it after use.
Hello? Dad?
Have you found a job yet?
I told you I'm a freelancer.
What do you wanna do?
You're always at home
playing video games and jerking off.
You're a grown man with no money.
I can't count on you to provide for me.
Yeah, I have to go.
I have an incoming call,
maybe a job offer. Bye!
Your dad is right,
you do need to find a job.
What about you?
Where's the butter?
Tell me what happened.
I don't know how the door popped open.
Fei, Q4S guard
Hence, I have no idea what happened.
How did the door pop open so easily?
Kei, Q4S guard
Many armored cars were
modified from ordinary trucks.
The lock may have eroded
and just happened to pop open.
Why weren't the bills in armored boxes?
Is that surprising?
Armored boxes are small and too costly.
I know that a manager should be
driving behind your truck.
Why not on that day?
No, there was no one.
Chung, Q4S manager
It's hard to hire people nowadays.
One must know how to drive
and hold a security license.
We saw from the CCTV footage,
you intentionally cut in front
of the truck. Any explanation?
Madam, I feel really guilty.
Chan, scriptwriter
My car malfunctioned, I scrapped it.
Sorry, I won't do it again.
When did you guys find out?
When we arrived at our office,
we saw what had happened
and called the police.
There are surveillance cameras everywhere,
you can check them out.
You don't need to tell her what to do.
Madam, am I right?
Madam.
Any progress, everyone?
"Any progress"?
I haven't had dinner yet!
That's funny,
who's forbidding you from eating?
Madam, we've identified 16 people.
But many faces were too blurred.
Can you estimate how much money was taken?
The security company stated that
each stack contains $500,000.
Which means between
$10 million to $20 million.
Hello?
Sis, I need to entertain my boss tonight.
What kind of boss?
Do you work in stocks or a night club?
Okay, I know. I'll be home late tonight.
Don't wait up for me.
- Okay? Bye.
- Hello?
Give Ying-ying a seat.
My stocks earned me some money today.
Everyone drinks one glass
and takes one note.
Did you see that?
Downed one glass after another.
You are so daring.
The boss is a petty man.
Who cares! I haven't even mentioned
the money he made me lose
due to the false intel he gave.
I've filled my stomach tonight
only to get $50,000 from him.
That's what I call a payback!
Taxi!
How do you know
he'd sprinkle money tonight?
He has always been like that.
He likes to sprinkle money when he wins.
Let me tell you,
I will gamble my life for money!
Taxi!
Why did you entertain your boss again?
I knew he'd sprinkle money today.
So, I made some money.
How much money did he give out?
Give it to me.
I love you the most, sis.
Sis, I've been thinking...
Hey.
Sis, I...
- Let's talk inside.
- But...
Sis, I've been scammed
financially and sexually.
Sexually?
At least you enjoyed the process.
Right, I wasn't going to go
into that part,
but I've lost all my money.
I don't have a cent to my name.
Why didn't you call the police?
Because you're a cop.
Dial 999 for the police.
You're a civil servant.
Sis, help her out.
She's so pitiful.
Help her?
Cleaning after you isn't enough,
now I have to help your friend?
Is this a nursery?
Give me a break.
I need to go work after this.
Is she on her period?
Or is she...
Keyboard Warriors
They're not standing us up, are they?
Not one showed up?
They're all talk, no walk. Let's go!
I'm Captain Steel Dick.
Why are you so sneaky?
Aren't you wearing a face mask?
Protecting your identity
on Golden Forum is a common practice.
I'm Agricultural Virgin,
I'm a medical student.
So, you're a virgin?
It's just a web handle,
do you really have a steel dick?
You're right.
Hey, everyone, I'm True Love Swallows.
You look like a nice girl,
why use this handle?
That's none of your business.
Is everyone here? Is anyone still hiding?
I'm here, too. I'm Attack & Defense.
We're doing something righteous,
why do we need to be sneaky?
Sorry, I'm late.
Hey, everyone, I'm Meng's Mom 3,000.
You're the most positive, have a seat.
All right, we're all here.
Let me introduce myself.
I'm William Chan Carpark.
I'm Joyce on the Cliff.
Okay, let's get into it.
Many people took the bills
from the incident two days ago.
Some even posted online.
We were at the scene and shot a video.
This photo looks like
it was taken from Ma On Shan
On Yeung House, in Heng On Estate,
between 26th to 30th floor.
Apartment number 10 to 16.
How do you know that?
Look at the background,
I went to school there as a kid.
I can tell from the angle,
without even checking the IP.
I'll check the "Heng On Estate Foodies"
group for more information.
See if any friends live in Heng On Estate,
connect one account to another,
and see if we have anything.
Found him!
This guy is called Peter Chu.
He has many photos on Facebook
with a similar background.
But here's the key point.
You see this bracelet?
See? They are exactly the same.
I'm almost certain it's him.
Yes.
Post it onto Golden Forum,
and follow up from there.
That's $7,000, but there's still
a lot of money not accounted for.
Should we dig them up one by one?
If we are to look them up individually,
with only us at work...
What can't be done
with technology nowadays?
Let's get more help.
You're right, now that online celebs
can become movie stars
and web stories can become feature films,
we need to tell the old-timers
that the online world
is a world of hidden talents.
I've started a post on Golden Forum.
Lost Bills Incident Thread.
We've never solved any crimes,
but we're experts
in digging up info online.
We named this operation "See Come Dick".
We are hero! They are zero!
That's stupid.
There's a slogan?
Yeah, I'm too shy to say the slogan.
It's okay, everybody has their own
15 minutes in the limelight.
Brothers, here's our chance.
Regarding "the lost bills incident"
on Mody Road a few days ago,
after days of investigation,
the police have started
making arrests at noon today.
So far, they have arrested two male
and retrieved $64,000 in cash
suspected to be the bills
from the armored truck.
Hong Kong is a land of fortune.
Days ago, an armored car spilled...
- No filming!
- millions of dollars in TST.
Those who collected the bills
shouldn't feel lucky,
as the police have identified
the suspects via online forums.
I didn't mean it, I don't need the money.
I was thinking of returning the money,
but I had no idea
who the rightful owner is.
You're still filming?
You know the saying,
"What's on the floor is yours"?
It was on the ground, and it was trash.
Fine them for littering!
How could they fine me instead?
That's insane.
Let's hear from those
who didn't get the money.
How much could you get?
Won't be enough for mortgage down payment.
If you have taken the cash,
return it quickly.
I know people are investigating online.
What about the security company?
I've spoken to them.
There are indeed a lot of armored trucks
modified from ordinary trucks.
I've checked on the personnel.
Executive Manager Wan Chi Chung
served at Q4S for eight years.
The guards have worked
for three and four years respectively.
None of them have
any criminal records or debts.
Nothing suspicious.
They won't benefit from losing the bills.
They didn't grab any bills,
but took the blame.
So, you guys think it was an accident?
I can't find anything suspicious.
So, we can close the case now?
I wouldn't dare to teach you
how to do your job.
Madam, we've checked
all the surveillance footage.
Those from the tour bus
took a lot of the bills.
The bus crossed the border later that day.
We couldn't trace them.
What about those in Hong Kong?
Those identified by facial recognition
have all returned the money.
Sis, are you home for dinner?
Otherwise, we can have supper.
We have more than ten clips uploaded
in less than half a day.
This person called "Lo Fun Brainiac"
claims to have a PhD in mathematics.
He calculated the capacity
of the three boxes,
simulated the remaining space,
factoring the size of the bills
and deducted the amount retrieved.
There's still more than
$22 million missing.
You said you'd help me with the clips,
but you're texting a girl?
- What? She's seeking help.
- What do you mean?
I've been scammed, can you guys help me?
She claims to have been scammed
financially and sexually
by Central Fisherman.
So, I sent her a private message.
We didn't benefit from
"the lost bill incident",
we may benefit from helping a hot girl.
This restaurant is expensive.
Are you being scammed?
Hot girls like to eat at these places,
she says they serve good macarons.
So, you're being scammed.
Don't get all flustered when you see her.
Luckily, I don't look like a nerd.
But you give it away
when you start speaking.
Told you it was for real.
Have a seat.
Hey, don't be so desperate.
We're serving the community here.
Have some integrity.
Hello, are you the Keyboard Warriors?
How can you tell?
You look so nerdy,
so I figured it must be you two.
Try the macarons here.
Are there only two of you in the group?
Can you really do it?
You may leave if you don't believe us.
We're here to help, have some respect.
I just wanted to make sure.
He's so mean.
Talented people are all like this.
Forget about him, this is how nerds talk.
So, what happened? Tell us.
So, I met this bastard online.
His web handle is Central Fisherman.
It went well initially,
but I realized later that
he lied about everything.
So, he conned you to get into your pants.
Did he con you to have sex?
That's not the point,
the most important thing is
he stole my credit card to buy an iPhone.
Once, he said he'd take me
to meet his parents,
but I was left in the streets
for four hours.
It turned out to be a plot for him
to steal money from my house.
What? Where's the justice in that?
Exactly.
It's okay, he got you good,
but we can protect you.
We'll dig up everything about him
and post it online.
That's great! You're awesome!
How did you know what I was thinking?
Maybe we have a special connection.
Actually, I do most of the digging.
You do?
Then I'm counting on you to dig him up.
I've lost all my money!
He has more than ten
fake Facebook accounts.
He sends messages to himself
between these fake accounts.
He also uses Golden Forum
and apps to meet girls.
- How do you know this?
- I'm just suspecting.
Look, there's nothing in this account.
This profile photo is low resolution.
This hasn't updated in a year.
This account only shares news about farms.
I've looked into his email account.
Sammy Lau should be his real identity.
This Sammy Lau?
Yes, that's him!
You're awesome,
you were able to dig him up!
Madam, you wanted to see me?
- You may stop working on the case.
- Why?
The loss is covered by insurance,
so that's okay.
Is that why you wanted me
in charge of this case?
Someone who can't get promoted?
Did you think you can get to the top?
I didn't expect to get to the top.
I knew very early on
that we don't get to choose
what life we're born into.
Sis,
Wai proposed to me.
Ying-ying, I'm not getting married.
Pay up
Wai is breaking up with me.
I don't know what I owed you
in my previous life.
Brushing up on your pool skills, boss?
Boss, you have a call.
There's a document you need to sign.
What's up, Richard?
Playing pool.
Yes.
It's over there.
No. 8689.
I've talked to George about it.
Push up to 80 cents
when the market opens on Monday.
We'll know within half an hour.
Hey, the boss is at the office today.
You're sneaking out anyway?
My salary only covers half a day
of my work.
There's not much going on
in the market lately.
It's only right that
I take half a day off.
What are you looking at?
Designer bags.
I'll leave you be,
I'm heading back to the office.
You may make a bet now.
Confirm
Betting has ended.
Please wait for distributing.
Player has 7, banker has 2.
Player wins.
Get in.
Miss Or, you're two days late
on your payment.
It's just two days.
There's no need to get physical.
Give me two more days.
Two days?
Then I need to collect interest first.
What do you want?
Two days late
means two slashes on the face.
- No!
- Stop, come here.
What do you want?
Sis!
Even as a police officer,
you still need to pay your debts.
- Didn't you have $100,000?
- I...
Are you serious?
I tried my luck
and earned another $300,000.
You're gambling again?
I can get an Hermes bag with $300,000.
I was planning to share it with you.
You need to see a doctor.
Go ahead and slash her face.
Please stop messing with us.
Madam, don't mess around.
I guess we'll do what your sister said,
two slashes on the face.
- Come here, don't move.
- No!
Wait.
- Go and get this pawned.
- No!
What do you mean "no"?
How do I know they're not fakes?
Here's the receipt.
This lady wouldn't buy fakes anyway.
Go!
Don't be late for your next payment!
Let's go.
Sis.
Sis, don't be mad.
Times have changed for us.
$300,000 doesn't mean much to us anymore.
I've told you before,
you can't spend this money recklessly.
Yeah, just don't be angry.
Why didn't you ask me about
getting through customs today?
Did you have any trouble?
If we choose peak hours
and dress decently,
I rarely get checked.
Forty-nine more times to go
if you carry $200,000 each time.
You're right, and depositing too often
is not a solution either.
Or we could just carry cash?
Do you know how big the RMB stack is?
I just want to clear it
as soon as possible.
Then don't buy handbags.
I don't have it anymore.
I wasn't going to tell you, but...
No. 8689.
I've talked to George about it.
Push up to 80 cents
when the market opens on Monday.
We'll know within half an hour.
No. 8689 was 19 cents
when the market closed on Friday.
Half an hour, quadruple our earnings.
Don't even think about it.
He fooled you before.
That was different,
he intentionally fed me false intel
hoping that I'd help him.
I set him up this time.
The tip about the armored truck
was valid, too.
Quadruple in half an hour. Quadruple!
Say no more.
I'm not gambling
in the stock market again.
Are you at work right now?
Yes, I'm working.
You've been mumbling for three minutes.
I'd still say that I'm working.
What do you want?
Nothing much.
Then I'm hanging up. Bye.
What is it, Dad?
Kit, there's an opening at Uncle Chung's.
I can refer you there.
Uncle Chung? Isn't he a security guard?
Yes.
Are you kidding me, Dad?
I'm a professional!
You're telling me to be a security guard?
You're only qualified
as a "professional" if you have a job.
Being jobless,
and you're a piece of trash.
What's wrong with being a security guard?
You like browsing the internet.
You'll have all the time for it,
what's bad about that?
I'm not just browsing the internet,
I'm helping people seek justice.
You're scaring me with
all this big talk of "justice".
Kit, I beg you,
can you stop talking about "justice"?
You're the one who taught me
about seeking "justice".
With justice, you still need to eat!
You're home all day, do you think
money will appear out of nowhere?
I've told you that I'm a freelancer.
So, are you in or not?
Let me think about it, we'll talk later.
I think being a security guard suits you.
Keep dreaming about that girl.
Left.
Down.
Up.
Sis, your vision is terrible.
You won't be able to
get into police academy.
I've heard that laser surgery
really works.
Your eyes will be in tip-top condition.
I've checked, it's more than $40,000.
If I can't get in this time,
I'll just save up for another year
and try again next year.
Are you fucking crazy?
Do you know how embarrassing that was?
Embarrassing?
How glorious is being an escort?
Escort?
I'm a PR,
I don't need to go on the streets.
When did you become so greedy?
You weren't like this before.
Greedy?
Yes, I've changed,
but I don't need you controlling me.
Controlling you?
If it wasn't for mom's words
before she died,
I would've let you rot!
Then just leave me be.
I'm 18-years-old, I'm an adult.
I don't need you to control me.
Hey!
Sis, what's wrong?
Do you just ignore everything I tell you?
What are you talking about?
Where did the $200,000 go?
Relax.
We each own half the money.
I took the $200,000 to invest in stocks.
You can't spend this money.
I've told you that
you can't spend this money.
Can you quit gambling?
So what if you said it?
You are exactly like your father.
Addicted to gambling
and loves to reap without sowing.
This world doesn't work like that.
Dad was neck-deep in debt.
Then, bam!
He jumped off a building.
That was it.
How old were we back then?
Can we not talk about the past?
I'm saying this to prevent you
from walking down the same path.
Yes, I'm like my father.
I love gambling, I love money.
You're an angel, and I'm the asshole.
I love to reap without sowing.
Are you happy now?
You still don't realize that
you got us into this trouble?
What trouble?
"What trouble"?
You are also neck deep in debt.
Debt collectors came to the station,
and even went to our house.
I don't even know
if I'm a cop or a criminal!
I didn't hold a gun to your head.
"My dad was also a security officer.
"He says that using plastic boxes
to carry cash is not standard procedure.
"Each security box should have a sensor
and liquid explosives attached.
"In case of an accident, it'll detonate,
destroying its contents.
"But in reality,
"90% of the security boxes
don't have the explosives installed.
"Because destroying the box
might cost more than its contents.
"If that's the case, then it's easier
to just use plastic boxes,
"that's a common practice."
So, there's nothing suspicious.
Stop hitting me.
Where's the money?
What money?
Are you fucking with me?
Hit them!
I know nothing, don't hit me.
Hit harder!
Tell me!
I don't know anything.
Are you calling the cops?
I just wanted to... Nothing, I'm sorry!
I knew you wouldn't dare.
Stop hitting me, search around.
I have nothing to do with him,
I just met him today.
Anything?
Nothing, boss.
You just met him
and you were going to bang him?
I don't even know you, but here you are.
Let's go!
Sis.
June just called
and said she was harassed.
That's none of my business.
You're so capable, handle it yourself.
No, the point is that she met a new guy.
He also picked up money in Tsim Sha Tsui.
People on Golden Forum dug up
his information and started harassing him.
I think this has spiraled out of control.
Did she call the cops?
No, she sought help from two nerds
from Golden Forum.
Sis,
I'm useless without you.
Let's get the money out of here.
Aren't I smart? We can drive
to Guangdong province
and exchange upwards of
$100,000 on the way.
We could exchange it all
before we left Shen Zhen.
Right, start driving.
Hello, ladies, where are you going?
Your payment is due.
Two more days,
we'll clear it all after two days.
Cross-border car. Are you running away?
We don't owe you that much money,
why would we run?
Two days, I've already said so.
So, we've wasted a trip?
So? What do you want? In broad daylight?
I'll take the keys,
get it back in two days.
Steel Dick and I checked
the bank records of the security officers.
They seemed fine.
Bank? How did you get access to that?
I work at a bank, it was a piece of cake.
The question is, should we dig deeper?
You want to hack
into the security company?
As a person working in the legal field,
I must warn you that it's illegal.
Not hacking, I'm not a hacker.
She broke the law
by checking people's accounts.
That's okay, even throwing
a cigarette butt is illegal.
- Good morning, everyone.
- Good morning.
Take a seat.
It's so hot today, which genius
proposed to meet outdoors?
This is...
This is a witness.
Check it out.
Recognize this person?
I do, he's one of the people
who picked up the money.
We checked him out,
and posted on Golden Forum.
Someone replied saying
that he wasn't arrested.
It was because
they couldn't find the money.
Then he was attacked,
asking where his money was.
I witnessed it.
So, someone knew he took the money,
and wanted to rob him.
Think about it.
He wouldn't call the cops
even if he was robbed.
You're right.
These three people attacked him.
Do you know any way to
find out who they are?
With no faces, how do we find them?
Never mind,
we'll post it on Golden Forum anyway.
According to
"the six degrees of separation,"
all people are six or fewer
social connections away from each other.
What does that mean?
For example, Kim Jong-Un
would be a friend of a friend of a friend
of a friend of a friend of a friend.
So, we are more interconnected
than we expect.
I agree, but who would dare to post it?
These people are aggressive,
they assault people, it's risky.
You do it.
IT should do it.
Me? I can't, I'm too scared.
You guys are backing out?
I thought you guys were all about justice.
I'm really chickening out.
You do it.
Hey.
I think I know who robbed the guy.
Who was it?
The guy in the picture
was wearing a green G-Shock.
Meng's Mom 3,000 was also
wearing a green G-Shock.
Was that a coincidence?
Of course not, when we showed the picture,
he took off his watch immediately.
Isn't that suspicious? He's the one!
- Maybe...
- You noticed that, too?
Why are you eavesdropping?
He befriended us
for the good intel we had.
When we found who took the money,
he robbed them.
What an asshole. He used us?
It's okay, let's expose him
and let the cops arrest him.
Good!
Keyboard Warriors strike again,
Meng's Mom 3,000 arrested.
Wong Tsui Yu's Perfect Body
I'm walking, don't push me.
We're helping others,
but he took advantage of us.
Ruining our reputation.
Hey.
- June saw him.
- Really?
I'll get ready.
Chung - Q4S - Manager
We're counting on you.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- What's wrong with you?
- Get it dry-cleaned, I'll pay for it
- No, it's okay.
Do you use WhatsApp?
Please send me the bill.
Okay.
- I'm really sorry.
- 96709394.
I'm Raymond.
I'm Chloe.
- Call me.
- Send me the bill.
Bye-bye.
I can hack into his WhatsApp
with this simple software
and see every conversation.
I'm in.
It was so thrilling, I felt like a spy.
Be quiet and leave the scene.
Okay, I'm coming over.
See you later.
There's 8.8GB of data?
That's a lot of stuff.
It'll take forever.
Okay, then.
Now that my job is done,
the rest is up to you.
Golden Forum is notorious
for digging up information.
They all remain anonymous.
But the capabilities of
these guys on the forum
have created waves of news
on the internet.
This is the end of the news flash.
Those on Golden Forum
dig up info that the police couldn't.
Let's transfer our money out of here.
Hey, I've found something!
I should go with you.
We don't need two people
for a one-person job.
Don't worry, I'll be fine.
Surprise!
Sis,
aren't you working
on "the lost bills" case?
I have two friends from
Golden Forum, they're good.
Say hi to sis.
What's happening?
You didn't get any money,
so you're digging up who did?
So what?
We're lucky that you stopped us,
otherwise we'd be the ones being dug up.
I'm ready any time.
Let me know when you've set a date.
Just make it as big as possible.
Find a busy area.
Tsim Sha Tsui then,
I'll try to arrange it for next Thursday.
What does that mean?
Check the date.
He said, "Next Thursday,"
which means May 8th,
which is the day of the incident.
Tsim Sha Tsui, during office hours.
So, the security manager was
ordered to create this "accident".
Sis, I'm awesome, aren't I?
I've never been so useful in my life.
Who's the other person?
I've checked the phone number.
He's a businessman called Wong Sai To.
He owns a company called
Omnipotent Holdings.
They don't really do much.
Mostly invests in the stock market.
"Omnipotent"?
Why would they do that?
Madam, we wouldn't be called nerds
if we knew.
Okay, we'll follow up with it.
Speaking of which,
why do you have luggage?
I'm donating some old clothes.
Old clothes? Would any of them fit me?
I wish it was just a dream...
Put down the money.
Don't do anything that you'd regret.
Sis, let's exchange the money ASAP.
You don't know how much they know,
or whether you're tailed.
What if June recalls
that's the name of my company,
then we're in trouble.
They've hacked into someone's phone,
let's call the cops.
Then the cops would hear that recording.
Sis, there's someone we could use.
Who?
We can go up.
Kit is not here, you guys looking for me?
Actually, I'm really impressed
with your talents.
I want to ask
how you dig up info on others.
It requires some professional knowledge.
Do you have anything to drink?
You're a cop,
you can find out for yourself.
I would love some coffee.
- I'll go make some.
- Thank you.
Coffee's here.
Thank you.
Sorry.
- Fuck, my Hatsune Miku.
- Sorry.
Why don't you clean it up first?
I'm so sorry.
Sorry.
Password?
When's your birthday?
August 23rd, why?
August 23rd.
No, just wondering about your zodiac.
- Your horoscope...
- Virgo, I'm a perfectionist.
Can you do it? Let me help you.
Don't get too close, I have a girlfriend.
Really? You have a girlfriend?
You're good friends with June,
so don't mess around.
June is your girlfriend?
That's how I feel.
I like chubby girls,
so you're not my cup of tea.
Okay, got it.
You're a girl, don't get too physical.
- People will start gossiping.
- Got it.
The boss of Omnipotent Holdings is...
What the hell?
Why is it dirty?
I didn't expect you to be so worked up.
The boss of Omnipotent Holdings
is behind the lost bills case!
Why are you on my seat?
Why are you messing with my stuff?
What are these?
They're not mine, they belong to Kit.
Give them to me.
You don't have them.
I'm busy, I'll make a move now.
Okay, I'll be in touch.
Call me.
I've done the math.
I've taken a note of everyone
caught on camera.
Each brick is $500,000.
So, the total would be $10 million
to $12 million that was taken on camera.
Police reported losses of $22 million.
So, around $10 million
disappeared without a trace.
Footage on the internet were all shot
when there was a crowd.
Maybe it was picked up
before anyone had noticed.
No way, every street lamp has a camera.
They would've picked up
someone taking $10 million.
If that's the case,
someone would've been arrested.
These three cases fell under the bridge.
Unless they could teleport
after picking up the cash,
they'd be caught on camera
after they came out from under the bridge.
This truck, it was there on the day.
These trucks usually
have dash cams installed!
Hey, that's the truck!
You must be joking.
It's okay, people believe in
the most absurd things.
But it's illegal
to pose as police officers.
Bro, it's time to do something big. Go!
- Hey!
- Hey!
- What is it?
- Criminal Investigation Department.
Interpol.
Okay, I'll go now.
Not yet, we have questions for you.
On the day of the "lost bills incident"
last week,
was your car parked here?
Last week? Yeah.
- Let me see your dash cam.
- Front or back cam, sirs?
Which one caught the incident?
It would be the back cam.
Good.
- Sir, please take a look.
- Check it out.
So, are you still in school
or are you working?
The boss of Omnipotent Holdings
is behind the lost bills case!
My friend saw it on Facebook last night.
She knew I worked in this company,
so she sent it to me.
I tried to locate it later, but couldn't.
Maybe it was deleted.
You can't believe
anything on the internet.
So, I can just ignore it?
Send me the picture.
It was you!
- Get out of here!
- Our computers!
I have my phone, let's go!
Stop, you little shit!
That way...
I told you, running like Naruto is faster.
Sure, you're the smart guy.
Hey.
Back off, or I'll throw this in the ocean.
Hey, what did you do?
I was freaking out!
Great job, smart kid.
- Thank you.
- Thanks so much.
Let's go.
Weren't you freaking out?
I know you don't like cops, neither do I.
But we have to get the cops involved.
They raided our place,
what if they decide to kill us?
I don't want to, stop pushing.
Think about it, we don't know
how damaged our place is.
Hey, are you okay?
June, did you come to see me?
Look at you two, you're badly beaten up.
You really have a spy vibe,
it's pretty cool.
Indeed, but we don't have
our computers or phones.
I haven't been online in an hour.
It's okay, I'll get you one of
my old computers at home.
Then we can crowdfund on Golden Forum.
- June, you're so nice to me.
- Wait a second.
So, you've lost everything
that you worked on?
Call the cops.
Right, convince him.
He wouldn't call the cops.
- I can't let my dad know about this.
- Your dad can't know about this?
Kwan Ching Kit!
What are you guys up to?
This is for justice, Dad.
Justice is right,
evil can never prevail over good.
But you two were beaten up so badly,
is this justice?
You wanted to be heroes,
and you paid the price.
Have you seen Batman?
Can you bear the responsibility?
Uncle, I know this sounds stupid,
but he really did this for justice.
Uncle, we're really
doing this for justice.
Kit, I'm not asking for much,
I just want you to live
a modest life, it's simple.
Does everyone need to live a modest life?
Shouldn't someone in our society
do what's right?
Are you here to check on me
or to tell me off?
I'm here to tell you off?
Okay, Kit, I'm telling you now.
If you don't listen, you won't
have your dad to tell you off!
- You snitched on me?
- Let's not talk about this.
So, are we still doing this?
I want him to know
I'm doing the right thing!
I'll buy a new computer tomorrow.
Okay.
Grave of my beloved wife Yua Mikami
So, the money fell out of
the armored truck
as it was trying to dodge the minivan.
How did you log into his Facebook?
I guessed the password.
You could guess his password?
Most people use very simple passwords.
Take him for example.
His birthday is on July 24th,
and his name is Joseph.
So, his password is Joseph724.
Scroll up, scroll up.
Isn't this your friend's Facebook?
I remember,
Ying works at Omnipotent Holdings.
Do the sisters really like motorbikes?
Yes.
Coincidently, the younger sister
works at that company.
I've solved the puzzle!
She must've overheard the conversation
between Wong Sai To and Wan Chi Chung
that Wong bribed Wan to stage
the incident with the armored truck.
That'll make Q4S's stock price
in the UK plummet,
but Wong shorted his stocks before this
and profited handsomely.
They then tailed the armored truck
on their motorbike.
When the bills spilled,
they picked up two bags under the bridge.
And the older sister stopped nearby,
changed her clothes,
and came out to stop other people.
So, the person who stopped us that day
took the largest amount.
These are just assumptions.
This is internal affairs, I get it.
If a police officer has broken the law,
we will follow protocol.
She wouldn't have done it
unless she was desperate.
Sis.
Go the other way.
Hey, stop before it's too late!
Turn yourselves in!
It's not too late!
We're just following orders.
- Do it!
- Yes, sir.
- Search thoroughly.
- Yes, sir.
Ghost, I can't open this cabinet.
This one is locked.
- Have you tried it?
- Yes.
What's in here?
Girl stuff.
"Girl stuff"?
Would you like a souvenir?
- Let's go.
- Yes, sir.
Where's your girlfriend?
She doesn't want to bust a friend.
Forget her,
none of the other bros showed up.
And the girls aren't coming?
You can't rely on girls
for the important stuff.
Enough about girls. Is the intel solid?
As solid as a rock.
Let's think about it.
If you were them,
what would you do with it?
I'd cross the border,
exchange it into foreign currency,
then find a way to come back.
If I had $10 million,
I'd buy an island on Vanuatu
and never come back.
If they're crossing the border,
that's in an hour.
Can't Loving Mother intercept
or notify the immigration?
Loving Mother has been one step behind.
The Keyboard Warriors
can't suck like this.
We have to stop her
from making her own crime worse.
Once I step out of this door,
I've told myself,
no matter what happens,
I have to take every next step for myself.
News updates:
two female fugitives on the run.
The police are not after us yet,
but our photos are already
on Golden Forum.
They want to search by human eye.
Hey, calm down.
Let's split up.
Hey, everyone, we suspect these two girls
have picked up the most money.
We believe they are now on the run.
Please help us find them.
There are no records of flight bookings.
They are likely to flee
by land or water routes.
Here.
A lot of replies.
But it's all bullshit, no leads yet.
"We estimate they've taken
over $10 million
"and may flee the border now.
"If any of you are near
any border check point,
"please stop them.
"I hope we can all help each other."
"If you can help out,
please leave a comment.
Doesn't the elder sister
look like Akiho Yoshizawa?
If I could find the sisters,
I would execute them on the spot.
The younger sister is spotted in Tuen Mun!
Bros, please follow the younger sister.
We're on our way.
I'm going to meet them, join me?
We're keyboard warriors,
not the paparazzi.
I'll be the back-up.
Don't you wish to know
what happens in Tuen Mun?
Piece of trash!
Fucking nerd!
Hey! Where are you guys?
I've already come this far!
Wait a while longer, we're almost there!
Quick!
Hey, big sister is here, too!
Climbed high to be spotted?
Is the boat here?
Not yet.
The boat is coming in.
Are you William Chan Carpark?
- Yes, are you Tin Shui Wai Rebel?
- Yeah.
- Are you sure that's them?
- I'm sure.
- Call the cops, I'll look for them.
- Okay.
Be careful.
Those two again.
Let's hide.
There's a boat there,
are they using it to escape?
Watch the boat,
- I'll go look for them.
- Okay.
Hey, you can't run.
We've called the cops.
We've got you this time.
- Calm down.
- Go!
Why? We're not in the wrong.
Why do we have to go?
We should go because she has a gun, go!
I'll shoot you in the head
if you don't go now.
Okay, shoot me.
I don't believe you'll shoot me.
Trying to be a hero?
Just get the hell out of here.
You're a cop.
Do you remember why you became a cop?
None of your business.
We're good citizens
just trying to stop a crime.
You told us not to break the law,
but you're knowingly breaking the law!
Okay, just shoot us,
or I won't let both of you leave.
Don't kill me.
If you kill him, you can't escape either.
Stop that. Sis, let's go.
You shut up!
It was your fault that
we ended up like this!
If it wasn't for you,
I'd still be a good cop.
If it wasn't for you,
I'd already be married with kids.
I don't have a sister like you. Leave!
Go away!
You, go! Everybody, leave!
Go!
I picked up all the money,
it was all my fault.
Sis,
sorry.
- Mr. Wong Kin To.
- What is it?
You're under arrest.
You have the right to remain silent,
anything you say will be used
against you in court.
Do you understand?
Boss, should I call your lawyer?
Are you sure you have
enough evidence to arrest me?
You'll see when you get to the station.
Chan Sai Lam is waiting for you.
Arrest them all!
Come on, let's go.
So, what's the trick with
finding the lost bills?
You know, I'm the leader of this group.
It was a mess at first,
but I united them all.
I'm in charge of giving legal advice
to make sure they abide by the law.
My turn, my turn.
We've helped the police
in retrieving so much money,
it's ridiculous that
they didn't give us any reward.
We never hack...
We never looked into other people's stuff.
We did everything manually.
We just gathered our efforts
and asked if anyone knew them.
We don't just waste our time
on the internet.
Many of us care about
the society and are righteous,
that's why we got involved in this case.
Tai, your son is impressive!
The police relied on
the intel he provided.
Like father, like son.
I always taught my son to be righteous.
You were complaining about
your son being useless.
I was just saying,
I wasn't going to toot my own horn.
Just like the hand I have now,
you guys thought I've given up.
But I wouldn't tell you that
I have a "13 Orphans" combo!
Own draw, I win.
Everybody, please pay up.
It's not right digging into
other people's privacy.
You'd have to be a bad person
to be dug up.
Otherwise, who'd bother to dig you up?
They should dig up all the people
the police can't arrest.
Golden Forum kids?
They talk shit, they know shit,
and they're good looking.
Like me.
Golden Forum kids?
They are just a bunch of bored kids!
Lam Cho Shun, I'll beat you up!
Golden Forum?
Didn't Mr. Siu buy the company?
I did a lot of pranking,
trolling and digging...
Stop talking about it, I've failed twice.
What are you filming?
I've failed twice, you know? It's them.
Twice!
They're nosey,
but they do good things sometimes.
I've heard that
you're great at digging up info.
Can you help me dig up the Russian guy?
Digging up info?
I don't know what they're up to.
But if they can help police solve cases,
they are righteous!
I like that.
Panting already?
No! This is just take one.
Panting already?
Not yet! I'm not! I'm good.
Keep going!
Okay, slow down a bit!
Do you think it's easy being an actor?
If only I could wash my clothes with this.
Going around like this makes me dizzy.
I need Google. Which way?
How exaggerating.
Yes, it was.
It made me laugh.
I almost hit the camera.
Subtitle translation by:
How old are you?
I'm 26, born in year of the monkey.
Why is your face like that?
I bought a Russian face cream on Taobao.
I used it for a week, and this happened.
How did you find out?
I was sleeping with
my boyfriend one night.
After we had sex,
he suddenly stuffed his fingers
up my nose angrily.
What do you do for work?
What are you laughing at?
Is it that funny?
Watch where you're going.
This one's good, you should watch it.
Are you okay?
Your leg is bleeding.
What? Is this a scam?
Hey, you hit him with your car!
Watch your step, don't look at your phone!
Holding my phone doesn't mean
I was playing with it.
Watch your step!
You're the one who hit me.
- Watch it!
- I might lose my limb.
Are you insane?
I asked for an apology,
and you accused me of scamming?
Input - Owner's Registration
Alleged to be sexually harassed,
scriptwriter fought at the gym.
You're Vincent Chan.
What?
You've gained weight, no gym lately?
You should be working out,
instead, you fought a group of gay men.
You're screwed, you faggot.
I'll post you on Golden Forum,
and you'll be in trouble.
I suddenly feel really guilty.
I'm really sorry.
It hurts!
I feel really guilty.
Go on, go.
- My screen's cracked!
- Take this, fix your screen.
- Look at my screen.
- Take more, and you're scamming.
Go fix your screen.
- Drive safely from now on.
- Go away!
It's really hot, isn't it?
Enjoy the air conditioning.
The view was magnificent, right?
- Yes.
- Very pretty.
Shall we go shopping now?
- I did that already.
- Shopping again?
It doesn't hurt to dress up.
Women and gay people
shouldn't be allowed to drive.
You shouldn't have taken so much.
Don't give me shit, here's $1,000 for you.
That's more like it.
What reckless driving!
He just cut into our lane suddenly.
Go to hell!
That's money!
There's a lot of money!
Go grab some!
No, there are cameras around.
Go take the money!
No, be careful!
So much money!
Finders keepers!
Let's grab some, too!
Police! Freeze!
Stop what you're doing.
Put the money down.
Don't do anything that you'd regret.
Kei, we're in huge trouble!
Armored car spilled cash
in East Tsim Sha Tsui!
I grabbed a lot of cash, thrilled!
It's the mainlanders again!
Hongkongers slow to grab cash!
Once they get past customs,
they're all set.
What? That's insane!
I missed the opportunity!
The bills lost at the scene
belong to China Kam Shing Bank.
They were being transported
by Q4S Security Limited.
The amount lost
is still being accounted for.
An off-duty officer stopped the public
from taking the money.
Can we speak to the officer?
She just happened to be passing by.
She's giving her statement at the station.
What is the police going to do next?
We hereby state that
taking items on the street
that do not belong to you
constitutes to theft.
The police now urge citizens
who picked up the bills
to return them to the police immediately.
The police will endeavor
to retrieve all lost bills.
- Good morning, everyone.
- Madam!
OCTB is in charge of
this armored truck case.
Colleen was the first responder
to the scene.
I want her to be in charge.
Her?
Colleen, go ahead and lead the operation.
Ghost, Little B, Ming Fai,
collect all surveillance footage
of the area.
Check each clip,
identify everyone who picked up the bills
and hand it over to CIB
for facial recognition.
We aim to complete this phase of
investigation within the next 72 hours.
The golden 72 hours?
Is this an earthquake?
Stop fooling around!
You're right, this isn't an earthquake.
Let's do it in 24 hours.
I want all of you to work with Colleen.
Get moving!
Yes, madam!
Madam, this is a big case,
you really want me in charge?
Your experience and capabilities
qualified you as an inspector.
Don't underestimate yourself.
Crack this big case,
and you'll have a chance.
You were the first one on the scene,
putting you in charge
is a sensible decision.
Give it your best.
Keep quiet!
She just happened to be passing by.
She's giving her statement at the station.
We hereby state that...
What happened yesterday
really stirred up a storm.
Constitutes to a theft.
The police urge...
Are you done?
You've been dancing for an hour.
I'm too angry.
We saw the money, but didn't get any.
Let's dig up the bastards
who got the money.
Can you let off steam quietly?
How do you let off steam quietly?
Use this!
It's a pretty good design,
but it's too dry.
Just use some olive oil.
Remember to clean it after use.
Hello? Dad?
Have you found a job yet?
I told you I'm a freelancer.
What do you wanna do?
You're always at home
playing video games and jerking off.
You're a grown man with no money.
I can't count on you to provide for me.
Yeah, I have to go.
I have an incoming call,
maybe a job offer. Bye!
Your dad is right,
you do need to find a job.
What about you?
Where's the butter?
Tell me what happened.
I don't know how the door popped open.
Fei, Q4S guard
Hence, I have no idea what happened.
How did the door pop open so easily?
Kei, Q4S guard
Many armored cars were
modified from ordinary trucks.
The lock may have eroded
and just happened to pop open.
Why weren't the bills in armored boxes?
Is that surprising?
Armored boxes are small and too costly.
I know that a manager should be
driving behind your truck.
Why not on that day?
No, there was no one.
Chung, Q4S manager
It's hard to hire people nowadays.
One must know how to drive
and hold a security license.
We saw from the CCTV footage,
you intentionally cut in front
of the truck. Any explanation?
Madam, I feel really guilty.
Chan, scriptwriter
My car malfunctioned, I scrapped it.
Sorry, I won't do it again.
When did you guys find out?
When we arrived at our office,
we saw what had happened
and called the police.
There are surveillance cameras everywhere,
you can check them out.
You don't need to tell her what to do.
Madam, am I right?
Madam.
Any progress, everyone?
"Any progress"?
I haven't had dinner yet!
That's funny,
who's forbidding you from eating?
Madam, we've identified 16 people.
But many faces were too blurred.
Can you estimate how much money was taken?
The security company stated that
each stack contains $500,000.
Which means between
$10 million to $20 million.
Hello?
Sis, I need to entertain my boss tonight.
What kind of boss?
Do you work in stocks or a night club?
Okay, I know. I'll be home late tonight.
Don't wait up for me.
- Okay? Bye.
- Hello?
Give Ying-ying a seat.
My stocks earned me some money today.
Everyone drinks one glass
and takes one note.
Did you see that?
Downed one glass after another.
You are so daring.
The boss is a petty man.
Who cares! I haven't even mentioned
the money he made me lose
due to the false intel he gave.
I've filled my stomach tonight
only to get $50,000 from him.
That's what I call a payback!
Taxi!
How do you know
he'd sprinkle money tonight?
He has always been like that.
He likes to sprinkle money when he wins.
Let me tell you,
I will gamble my life for money!
Taxi!
Why did you entertain your boss again?
I knew he'd sprinkle money today.
So, I made some money.
How much money did he give out?
Give it to me.
I love you the most, sis.
Sis, I've been thinking...
Hey.
Sis, I...
- Let's talk inside.
- But...
Sis, I've been scammed
financially and sexually.
Sexually?
At least you enjoyed the process.
Right, I wasn't going to go
into that part,
but I've lost all my money.
I don't have a cent to my name.
Why didn't you call the police?
Because you're a cop.
Dial 999 for the police.
You're a civil servant.
Sis, help her out.
She's so pitiful.
Help her?
Cleaning after you isn't enough,
now I have to help your friend?
Is this a nursery?
Give me a break.
I need to go work after this.
Is she on her period?
Or is she...
Keyboard Warriors
They're not standing us up, are they?
Not one showed up?
They're all talk, no walk. Let's go!
I'm Captain Steel Dick.
Why are you so sneaky?
Aren't you wearing a face mask?
Protecting your identity
on Golden Forum is a common practice.
I'm Agricultural Virgin,
I'm a medical student.
So, you're a virgin?
It's just a web handle,
do you really have a steel dick?
You're right.
Hey, everyone, I'm True Love Swallows.
You look like a nice girl,
why use this handle?
That's none of your business.
Is everyone here? Is anyone still hiding?
I'm here, too. I'm Attack & Defense.
We're doing something righteous,
why do we need to be sneaky?
Sorry, I'm late.
Hey, everyone, I'm Meng's Mom 3,000.
You're the most positive, have a seat.
All right, we're all here.
Let me introduce myself.
I'm William Chan Carpark.
I'm Joyce on the Cliff.
Okay, let's get into it.
Many people took the bills
from the incident two days ago.
Some even posted online.
We were at the scene and shot a video.
This photo looks like
it was taken from Ma On Shan
On Yeung House, in Heng On Estate,
between 26th to 30th floor.
Apartment number 10 to 16.
How do you know that?
Look at the background,
I went to school there as a kid.
I can tell from the angle,
without even checking the IP.
I'll check the "Heng On Estate Foodies"
group for more information.
See if any friends live in Heng On Estate,
connect one account to another,
and see if we have anything.
Found him!
This guy is called Peter Chu.
He has many photos on Facebook
with a similar background.
But here's the key point.
You see this bracelet?
See? They are exactly the same.
I'm almost certain it's him.
Yes.
Post it onto Golden Forum,
and follow up from there.
That's $7,000, but there's still
a lot of money not accounted for.
Should we dig them up one by one?
If we are to look them up individually,
with only us at work...
What can't be done
with technology nowadays?
Let's get more help.
You're right, now that online celebs
can become movie stars
and web stories can become feature films,
we need to tell the old-timers
that the online world
is a world of hidden talents.
I've started a post on Golden Forum.
Lost Bills Incident Thread.
We've never solved any crimes,
but we're experts
in digging up info online.
We named this operation "See Come Dick".
We are hero! They are zero!
That's stupid.
There's a slogan?
Yeah, I'm too shy to say the slogan.
It's okay, everybody has their own
15 minutes in the limelight.
Brothers, here's our chance.
Regarding "the lost bills incident"
on Mody Road a few days ago,
after days of investigation,
the police have started
making arrests at noon today.
So far, they have arrested two male
and retrieved $64,000 in cash
suspected to be the bills
from the armored truck.
Hong Kong is a land of fortune.
Days ago, an armored car spilled...
- No filming!
- millions of dollars in TST.
Those who collected the bills
shouldn't feel lucky,
as the police have identified
the suspects via online forums.
I didn't mean it, I don't need the money.
I was thinking of returning the money,
but I had no idea
who the rightful owner is.
You're still filming?
You know the saying,
"What's on the floor is yours"?
It was on the ground, and it was trash.
Fine them for littering!
How could they fine me instead?
That's insane.
Let's hear from those
who didn't get the money.
How much could you get?
Won't be enough for mortgage down payment.
If you have taken the cash,
return it quickly.
I know people are investigating online.
What about the security company?
I've spoken to them.
There are indeed a lot of armored trucks
modified from ordinary trucks.
I've checked on the personnel.
Executive Manager Wan Chi Chung
served at Q4S for eight years.
The guards have worked
for three and four years respectively.
None of them have
any criminal records or debts.
Nothing suspicious.
They won't benefit from losing the bills.
They didn't grab any bills,
but took the blame.
So, you guys think it was an accident?
I can't find anything suspicious.
So, we can close the case now?
I wouldn't dare to teach you
how to do your job.
Madam, we've checked
all the surveillance footage.
Those from the tour bus
took a lot of the bills.
The bus crossed the border later that day.
We couldn't trace them.
What about those in Hong Kong?
Those identified by facial recognition
have all returned the money.
Sis, are you home for dinner?
Otherwise, we can have supper.
We have more than ten clips uploaded
in less than half a day.
This person called "Lo Fun Brainiac"
claims to have a PhD in mathematics.
He calculated the capacity
of the three boxes,
simulated the remaining space,
factoring the size of the bills
and deducted the amount retrieved.
There's still more than
$22 million missing.
You said you'd help me with the clips,
but you're texting a girl?
- What? She's seeking help.
- What do you mean?
I've been scammed, can you guys help me?
She claims to have been scammed
financially and sexually
by Central Fisherman.
So, I sent her a private message.
We didn't benefit from
"the lost bill incident",
we may benefit from helping a hot girl.
This restaurant is expensive.
Are you being scammed?
Hot girls like to eat at these places,
she says they serve good macarons.
So, you're being scammed.
Don't get all flustered when you see her.
Luckily, I don't look like a nerd.
But you give it away
when you start speaking.
Told you it was for real.
Have a seat.
Hey, don't be so desperate.
We're serving the community here.
Have some integrity.
Hello, are you the Keyboard Warriors?
How can you tell?
You look so nerdy,
so I figured it must be you two.
Try the macarons here.
Are there only two of you in the group?
Can you really do it?
You may leave if you don't believe us.
We're here to help, have some respect.
I just wanted to make sure.
He's so mean.
Talented people are all like this.
Forget about him, this is how nerds talk.
So, what happened? Tell us.
So, I met this bastard online.
His web handle is Central Fisherman.
It went well initially,
but I realized later that
he lied about everything.
So, he conned you to get into your pants.
Did he con you to have sex?
That's not the point,
the most important thing is
he stole my credit card to buy an iPhone.
Once, he said he'd take me
to meet his parents,
but I was left in the streets
for four hours.
It turned out to be a plot for him
to steal money from my house.
What? Where's the justice in that?
Exactly.
It's okay, he got you good,
but we can protect you.
We'll dig up everything about him
and post it online.
That's great! You're awesome!
How did you know what I was thinking?
Maybe we have a special connection.
Actually, I do most of the digging.
You do?
Then I'm counting on you to dig him up.
I've lost all my money!
He has more than ten
fake Facebook accounts.
He sends messages to himself
between these fake accounts.
He also uses Golden Forum
and apps to meet girls.
- How do you know this?
- I'm just suspecting.
Look, there's nothing in this account.
This profile photo is low resolution.
This hasn't updated in a year.
This account only shares news about farms.
I've looked into his email account.
Sammy Lau should be his real identity.
This Sammy Lau?
Yes, that's him!
You're awesome,
you were able to dig him up!
Madam, you wanted to see me?
- You may stop working on the case.
- Why?
The loss is covered by insurance,
so that's okay.
Is that why you wanted me
in charge of this case?
Someone who can't get promoted?
Did you think you can get to the top?
I didn't expect to get to the top.
I knew very early on
that we don't get to choose
what life we're born into.
Sis,
Wai proposed to me.
Ying-ying, I'm not getting married.
Pay up
Wai is breaking up with me.
I don't know what I owed you
in my previous life.
Brushing up on your pool skills, boss?
Boss, you have a call.
There's a document you need to sign.
What's up, Richard?
Playing pool.
Yes.
It's over there.
No. 8689.
I've talked to George about it.
Push up to 80 cents
when the market opens on Monday.
We'll know within half an hour.
Hey, the boss is at the office today.
You're sneaking out anyway?
My salary only covers half a day
of my work.
There's not much going on
in the market lately.
It's only right that
I take half a day off.
What are you looking at?
Designer bags.
I'll leave you be,
I'm heading back to the office.
You may make a bet now.
Confirm
Betting has ended.
Please wait for distributing.
Player has 7, banker has 2.
Player wins.
Get in.
Miss Or, you're two days late
on your payment.
It's just two days.
There's no need to get physical.
Give me two more days.
Two days?
Then I need to collect interest first.
What do you want?
Two days late
means two slashes on the face.
- No!
- Stop, come here.
What do you want?
Sis!
Even as a police officer,
you still need to pay your debts.
- Didn't you have $100,000?
- I...
Are you serious?
I tried my luck
and earned another $300,000.
You're gambling again?
I can get an Hermes bag with $300,000.
I was planning to share it with you.
You need to see a doctor.
Go ahead and slash her face.
Please stop messing with us.
Madam, don't mess around.
I guess we'll do what your sister said,
two slashes on the face.
- Come here, don't move.
- No!
Wait.
- Go and get this pawned.
- No!
What do you mean "no"?
How do I know they're not fakes?
Here's the receipt.
This lady wouldn't buy fakes anyway.
Go!
Don't be late for your next payment!
Let's go.
Sis.
Sis, don't be mad.
Times have changed for us.
$300,000 doesn't mean much to us anymore.
I've told you before,
you can't spend this money recklessly.
Yeah, just don't be angry.
Why didn't you ask me about
getting through customs today?
Did you have any trouble?
If we choose peak hours
and dress decently,
I rarely get checked.
Forty-nine more times to go
if you carry $200,000 each time.
You're right, and depositing too often
is not a solution either.
Or we could just carry cash?
Do you know how big the RMB stack is?
I just want to clear it
as soon as possible.
Then don't buy handbags.
I don't have it anymore.
I wasn't going to tell you, but...
No. 8689.
I've talked to George about it.
Push up to 80 cents
when the market opens on Monday.
We'll know within half an hour.
No. 8689 was 19 cents
when the market closed on Friday.
Half an hour, quadruple our earnings.
Don't even think about it.
He fooled you before.
That was different,
he intentionally fed me false intel
hoping that I'd help him.
I set him up this time.
The tip about the armored truck
was valid, too.
Quadruple in half an hour. Quadruple!
Say no more.
I'm not gambling
in the stock market again.
Are you at work right now?
Yes, I'm working.
You've been mumbling for three minutes.
I'd still say that I'm working.
What do you want?
Nothing much.
Then I'm hanging up. Bye.
What is it, Dad?
Kit, there's an opening at Uncle Chung's.
I can refer you there.
Uncle Chung? Isn't he a security guard?
Yes.
Are you kidding me, Dad?
I'm a professional!
You're telling me to be a security guard?
You're only qualified
as a "professional" if you have a job.
Being jobless,
and you're a piece of trash.
What's wrong with being a security guard?
You like browsing the internet.
You'll have all the time for it,
what's bad about that?
I'm not just browsing the internet,
I'm helping people seek justice.
You're scaring me with
all this big talk of "justice".
Kit, I beg you,
can you stop talking about "justice"?
You're the one who taught me
about seeking "justice".
With justice, you still need to eat!
You're home all day, do you think
money will appear out of nowhere?
I've told you that I'm a freelancer.
So, are you in or not?
Let me think about it, we'll talk later.
I think being a security guard suits you.
Keep dreaming about that girl.
Left.
Down.
Up.
Sis, your vision is terrible.
You won't be able to
get into police academy.
I've heard that laser surgery
really works.
Your eyes will be in tip-top condition.
I've checked, it's more than $40,000.
If I can't get in this time,
I'll just save up for another year
and try again next year.
Are you fucking crazy?
Do you know how embarrassing that was?
Embarrassing?
How glorious is being an escort?
Escort?
I'm a PR,
I don't need to go on the streets.
When did you become so greedy?
You weren't like this before.
Greedy?
Yes, I've changed,
but I don't need you controlling me.
Controlling you?
If it wasn't for mom's words
before she died,
I would've let you rot!
Then just leave me be.
I'm 18-years-old, I'm an adult.
I don't need you to control me.
Hey!
Sis, what's wrong?
Do you just ignore everything I tell you?
What are you talking about?
Where did the $200,000 go?
Relax.
We each own half the money.
I took the $200,000 to invest in stocks.
You can't spend this money.
I've told you that
you can't spend this money.
Can you quit gambling?
So what if you said it?
You are exactly like your father.
Addicted to gambling
and loves to reap without sowing.
This world doesn't work like that.
Dad was neck-deep in debt.
Then, bam!
He jumped off a building.
That was it.
How old were we back then?
Can we not talk about the past?
I'm saying this to prevent you
from walking down the same path.
Yes, I'm like my father.
I love gambling, I love money.
You're an angel, and I'm the asshole.
I love to reap without sowing.
Are you happy now?
You still don't realize that
you got us into this trouble?
What trouble?
"What trouble"?
You are also neck deep in debt.
Debt collectors came to the station,
and even went to our house.
I don't even know
if I'm a cop or a criminal!
I didn't hold a gun to your head.
"My dad was also a security officer.
"He says that using plastic boxes
to carry cash is not standard procedure.
"Each security box should have a sensor
and liquid explosives attached.
"In case of an accident, it'll detonate,
destroying its contents.
"But in reality,
"90% of the security boxes
don't have the explosives installed.
"Because destroying the box
might cost more than its contents.
"If that's the case, then it's easier
to just use plastic boxes,
"that's a common practice."
So, there's nothing suspicious.
Stop hitting me.
Where's the money?
What money?
Are you fucking with me?
Hit them!
I know nothing, don't hit me.
Hit harder!
Tell me!
I don't know anything.
Are you calling the cops?
I just wanted to... Nothing, I'm sorry!
I knew you wouldn't dare.
Stop hitting me, search around.
I have nothing to do with him,
I just met him today.
Anything?
Nothing, boss.
You just met him
and you were going to bang him?
I don't even know you, but here you are.
Let's go!
Sis.
June just called
and said she was harassed.
That's none of my business.
You're so capable, handle it yourself.
No, the point is that she met a new guy.
He also picked up money in Tsim Sha Tsui.
People on Golden Forum dug up
his information and started harassing him.
I think this has spiraled out of control.
Did she call the cops?
No, she sought help from two nerds
from Golden Forum.
Sis,
I'm useless without you.
Let's get the money out of here.
Aren't I smart? We can drive
to Guangdong province
and exchange upwards of
$100,000 on the way.
We could exchange it all
before we left Shen Zhen.
Right, start driving.
Hello, ladies, where are you going?
Your payment is due.
Two more days,
we'll clear it all after two days.
Cross-border car. Are you running away?
We don't owe you that much money,
why would we run?
Two days, I've already said so.
So, we've wasted a trip?
So? What do you want? In broad daylight?
I'll take the keys,
get it back in two days.
Steel Dick and I checked
the bank records of the security officers.
They seemed fine.
Bank? How did you get access to that?
I work at a bank, it was a piece of cake.
The question is, should we dig deeper?
You want to hack
into the security company?
As a person working in the legal field,
I must warn you that it's illegal.
Not hacking, I'm not a hacker.
She broke the law
by checking people's accounts.
That's okay, even throwing
a cigarette butt is illegal.
- Good morning, everyone.
- Good morning.
Take a seat.
It's so hot today, which genius
proposed to meet outdoors?
This is...
This is a witness.
Check it out.
Recognize this person?
I do, he's one of the people
who picked up the money.
We checked him out,
and posted on Golden Forum.
Someone replied saying
that he wasn't arrested.
It was because
they couldn't find the money.
Then he was attacked,
asking where his money was.
I witnessed it.
So, someone knew he took the money,
and wanted to rob him.
Think about it.
He wouldn't call the cops
even if he was robbed.
You're right.
These three people attacked him.
Do you know any way to
find out who they are?
With no faces, how do we find them?
Never mind,
we'll post it on Golden Forum anyway.
According to
"the six degrees of separation,"
all people are six or fewer
social connections away from each other.
What does that mean?
For example, Kim Jong-Un
would be a friend of a friend of a friend
of a friend of a friend of a friend.
So, we are more interconnected
than we expect.
I agree, but who would dare to post it?
These people are aggressive,
they assault people, it's risky.
You do it.
IT should do it.
Me? I can't, I'm too scared.
You guys are backing out?
I thought you guys were all about justice.
I'm really chickening out.
You do it.
Hey.
I think I know who robbed the guy.
Who was it?
The guy in the picture
was wearing a green G-Shock.
Meng's Mom 3,000 was also
wearing a green G-Shock.
Was that a coincidence?
Of course not, when we showed the picture,
he took off his watch immediately.
Isn't that suspicious? He's the one!
- Maybe...
- You noticed that, too?
Why are you eavesdropping?
He befriended us
for the good intel we had.
When we found who took the money,
he robbed them.
What an asshole. He used us?
It's okay, let's expose him
and let the cops arrest him.
Good!
Keyboard Warriors strike again,
Meng's Mom 3,000 arrested.
Wong Tsui Yu's Perfect Body
I'm walking, don't push me.
We're helping others,
but he took advantage of us.
Ruining our reputation.
Hey.
- June saw him.
- Really?
I'll get ready.
Chung - Q4S - Manager
We're counting on you.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- What's wrong with you?
- Get it dry-cleaned, I'll pay for it
- No, it's okay.
Do you use WhatsApp?
Please send me the bill.
Okay.
- I'm really sorry.
- 96709394.
I'm Raymond.
I'm Chloe.
- Call me.
- Send me the bill.
Bye-bye.
I can hack into his WhatsApp
with this simple software
and see every conversation.
I'm in.
It was so thrilling, I felt like a spy.
Be quiet and leave the scene.
Okay, I'm coming over.
See you later.
There's 8.8GB of data?
That's a lot of stuff.
It'll take forever.
Okay, then.
Now that my job is done,
the rest is up to you.
Golden Forum is notorious
for digging up information.
They all remain anonymous.
But the capabilities of
these guys on the forum
have created waves of news
on the internet.
This is the end of the news flash.
Those on Golden Forum
dig up info that the police couldn't.
Let's transfer our money out of here.
Hey, I've found something!
I should go with you.
We don't need two people
for a one-person job.
Don't worry, I'll be fine.
Surprise!
Sis,
aren't you working
on "the lost bills" case?
I have two friends from
Golden Forum, they're good.
Say hi to sis.
What's happening?
You didn't get any money,
so you're digging up who did?
So what?
We're lucky that you stopped us,
otherwise we'd be the ones being dug up.
I'm ready any time.
Let me know when you've set a date.
Just make it as big as possible.
Find a busy area.
Tsim Sha Tsui then,
I'll try to arrange it for next Thursday.
What does that mean?
Check the date.
He said, "Next Thursday,"
which means May 8th,
which is the day of the incident.
Tsim Sha Tsui, during office hours.
So, the security manager was
ordered to create this "accident".
Sis, I'm awesome, aren't I?
I've never been so useful in my life.
Who's the other person?
I've checked the phone number.
He's a businessman called Wong Sai To.
He owns a company called
Omnipotent Holdings.
They don't really do much.
Mostly invests in the stock market.
"Omnipotent"?
Why would they do that?
Madam, we wouldn't be called nerds
if we knew.
Okay, we'll follow up with it.
Speaking of which,
why do you have luggage?
I'm donating some old clothes.
Old clothes? Would any of them fit me?
I wish it was just a dream...
Put down the money.
Don't do anything that you'd regret.
Sis, let's exchange the money ASAP.
You don't know how much they know,
or whether you're tailed.
What if June recalls
that's the name of my company,
then we're in trouble.
They've hacked into someone's phone,
let's call the cops.
Then the cops would hear that recording.
Sis, there's someone we could use.
Who?
We can go up.
Kit is not here, you guys looking for me?
Actually, I'm really impressed
with your talents.
I want to ask
how you dig up info on others.
It requires some professional knowledge.
Do you have anything to drink?
You're a cop,
you can find out for yourself.
I would love some coffee.
- I'll go make some.
- Thank you.
Coffee's here.
Thank you.
Sorry.
- Fuck, my Hatsune Miku.
- Sorry.
Why don't you clean it up first?
I'm so sorry.
Sorry.
Password?
When's your birthday?
August 23rd, why?
August 23rd.
No, just wondering about your zodiac.
- Your horoscope...
- Virgo, I'm a perfectionist.
Can you do it? Let me help you.
Don't get too close, I have a girlfriend.
Really? You have a girlfriend?
You're good friends with June,
so don't mess around.
June is your girlfriend?
That's how I feel.
I like chubby girls,
so you're not my cup of tea.
Okay, got it.
You're a girl, don't get too physical.
- People will start gossiping.
- Got it.
The boss of Omnipotent Holdings is...
What the hell?
Why is it dirty?
I didn't expect you to be so worked up.
The boss of Omnipotent Holdings
is behind the lost bills case!
Why are you on my seat?
Why are you messing with my stuff?
What are these?
They're not mine, they belong to Kit.
Give them to me.
You don't have them.
I'm busy, I'll make a move now.
Okay, I'll be in touch.
Call me.
I've done the math.
I've taken a note of everyone
caught on camera.
Each brick is $500,000.
So, the total would be $10 million
to $12 million that was taken on camera.
Police reported losses of $22 million.
So, around $10 million
disappeared without a trace.
Footage on the internet were all shot
when there was a crowd.
Maybe it was picked up
before anyone had noticed.
No way, every street lamp has a camera.
They would've picked up
someone taking $10 million.
If that's the case,
someone would've been arrested.
These three cases fell under the bridge.
Unless they could teleport
after picking up the cash,
they'd be caught on camera
after they came out from under the bridge.
This truck, it was there on the day.
These trucks usually
have dash cams installed!
Hey, that's the truck!
You must be joking.
It's okay, people believe in
the most absurd things.
But it's illegal
to pose as police officers.
Bro, it's time to do something big. Go!
- Hey!
- Hey!
- What is it?
- Criminal Investigation Department.
Interpol.
Okay, I'll go now.
Not yet, we have questions for you.
On the day of the "lost bills incident"
last week,
was your car parked here?
Last week? Yeah.
- Let me see your dash cam.
- Front or back cam, sirs?
Which one caught the incident?
It would be the back cam.
Good.
- Sir, please take a look.
- Check it out.
So, are you still in school
or are you working?
The boss of Omnipotent Holdings
is behind the lost bills case!
My friend saw it on Facebook last night.
She knew I worked in this company,
so she sent it to me.
I tried to locate it later, but couldn't.
Maybe it was deleted.
You can't believe
anything on the internet.
So, I can just ignore it?
Send me the picture.
It was you!
- Get out of here!
- Our computers!
I have my phone, let's go!
Stop, you little shit!
That way...
I told you, running like Naruto is faster.
Sure, you're the smart guy.
Hey.
Back off, or I'll throw this in the ocean.
Hey, what did you do?
I was freaking out!
Great job, smart kid.
- Thank you.
- Thanks so much.
Let's go.
Weren't you freaking out?
I know you don't like cops, neither do I.
But we have to get the cops involved.
They raided our place,
what if they decide to kill us?
I don't want to, stop pushing.
Think about it, we don't know
how damaged our place is.
Hey, are you okay?
June, did you come to see me?
Look at you two, you're badly beaten up.
You really have a spy vibe,
it's pretty cool.
Indeed, but we don't have
our computers or phones.
I haven't been online in an hour.
It's okay, I'll get you one of
my old computers at home.
Then we can crowdfund on Golden Forum.
- June, you're so nice to me.
- Wait a second.
So, you've lost everything
that you worked on?
Call the cops.
Right, convince him.
He wouldn't call the cops.
- I can't let my dad know about this.
- Your dad can't know about this?
Kwan Ching Kit!
What are you guys up to?
This is for justice, Dad.
Justice is right,
evil can never prevail over good.
But you two were beaten up so badly,
is this justice?
You wanted to be heroes,
and you paid the price.
Have you seen Batman?
Can you bear the responsibility?
Uncle, I know this sounds stupid,
but he really did this for justice.
Uncle, we're really
doing this for justice.
Kit, I'm not asking for much,
I just want you to live
a modest life, it's simple.
Does everyone need to live a modest life?
Shouldn't someone in our society
do what's right?
Are you here to check on me
or to tell me off?
I'm here to tell you off?
Okay, Kit, I'm telling you now.
If you don't listen, you won't
have your dad to tell you off!
- You snitched on me?
- Let's not talk about this.
So, are we still doing this?
I want him to know
I'm doing the right thing!
I'll buy a new computer tomorrow.
Okay.
Grave of my beloved wife Yua Mikami
So, the money fell out of
the armored truck
as it was trying to dodge the minivan.
How did you log into his Facebook?
I guessed the password.
You could guess his password?
Most people use very simple passwords.
Take him for example.
His birthday is on July 24th,
and his name is Joseph.
So, his password is Joseph724.
Scroll up, scroll up.
Isn't this your friend's Facebook?
I remember,
Ying works at Omnipotent Holdings.
Do the sisters really like motorbikes?
Yes.
Coincidently, the younger sister
works at that company.
I've solved the puzzle!
She must've overheard the conversation
between Wong Sai To and Wan Chi Chung
that Wong bribed Wan to stage
the incident with the armored truck.
That'll make Q4S's stock price
in the UK plummet,
but Wong shorted his stocks before this
and profited handsomely.
They then tailed the armored truck
on their motorbike.
When the bills spilled,
they picked up two bags under the bridge.
And the older sister stopped nearby,
changed her clothes,
and came out to stop other people.
So, the person who stopped us that day
took the largest amount.
These are just assumptions.
This is internal affairs, I get it.
If a police officer has broken the law,
we will follow protocol.
She wouldn't have done it
unless she was desperate.
Sis.
Go the other way.
Hey, stop before it's too late!
Turn yourselves in!
It's not too late!
We're just following orders.
- Do it!
- Yes, sir.
- Search thoroughly.
- Yes, sir.
Ghost, I can't open this cabinet.
This one is locked.
- Have you tried it?
- Yes.
What's in here?
Girl stuff.
"Girl stuff"?
Would you like a souvenir?
- Let's go.
- Yes, sir.
Where's your girlfriend?
She doesn't want to bust a friend.
Forget her,
none of the other bros showed up.
And the girls aren't coming?
You can't rely on girls
for the important stuff.
Enough about girls. Is the intel solid?
As solid as a rock.
Let's think about it.
If you were them,
what would you do with it?
I'd cross the border,
exchange it into foreign currency,
then find a way to come back.
If I had $10 million,
I'd buy an island on Vanuatu
and never come back.
If they're crossing the border,
that's in an hour.
Can't Loving Mother intercept
or notify the immigration?
Loving Mother has been one step behind.
The Keyboard Warriors
can't suck like this.
We have to stop her
from making her own crime worse.
Once I step out of this door,
I've told myself,
no matter what happens,
I have to take every next step for myself.
News updates:
two female fugitives on the run.
The police are not after us yet,
but our photos are already
on Golden Forum.
They want to search by human eye.
Hey, calm down.
Let's split up.
Hey, everyone, we suspect these two girls
have picked up the most money.
We believe they are now on the run.
Please help us find them.
There are no records of flight bookings.
They are likely to flee
by land or water routes.
Here.
A lot of replies.
But it's all bullshit, no leads yet.
"We estimate they've taken
over $10 million
"and may flee the border now.
"If any of you are near
any border check point,
"please stop them.
"I hope we can all help each other."
"If you can help out,
please leave a comment.
Doesn't the elder sister
look like Akiho Yoshizawa?
If I could find the sisters,
I would execute them on the spot.
The younger sister is spotted in Tuen Mun!
Bros, please follow the younger sister.
We're on our way.
I'm going to meet them, join me?
We're keyboard warriors,
not the paparazzi.
I'll be the back-up.
Don't you wish to know
what happens in Tuen Mun?
Piece of trash!
Fucking nerd!
Hey! Where are you guys?
I've already come this far!
Wait a while longer, we're almost there!
Quick!
Hey, big sister is here, too!
Climbed high to be spotted?
Is the boat here?
Not yet.
The boat is coming in.
Are you William Chan Carpark?
- Yes, are you Tin Shui Wai Rebel?
- Yeah.
- Are you sure that's them?
- I'm sure.
- Call the cops, I'll look for them.
- Okay.
Be careful.
Those two again.
Let's hide.
There's a boat there,
are they using it to escape?
Watch the boat,
- I'll go look for them.
- Okay.
Hey, you can't run.
We've called the cops.
We've got you this time.
- Calm down.
- Go!
Why? We're not in the wrong.
Why do we have to go?
We should go because she has a gun, go!
I'll shoot you in the head
if you don't go now.
Okay, shoot me.
I don't believe you'll shoot me.
Trying to be a hero?
Just get the hell out of here.
You're a cop.
Do you remember why you became a cop?
None of your business.
We're good citizens
just trying to stop a crime.
You told us not to break the law,
but you're knowingly breaking the law!
Okay, just shoot us,
or I won't let both of you leave.
Don't kill me.
If you kill him, you can't escape either.
Stop that. Sis, let's go.
You shut up!
It was your fault that
we ended up like this!
If it wasn't for you,
I'd still be a good cop.
If it wasn't for you,
I'd already be married with kids.
I don't have a sister like you. Leave!
Go away!
You, go! Everybody, leave!
Go!
I picked up all the money,
it was all my fault.
Sis,
sorry.
- Mr. Wong Kin To.
- What is it?
You're under arrest.
You have the right to remain silent,
anything you say will be used
against you in court.
Do you understand?
Boss, should I call your lawyer?
Are you sure you have
enough evidence to arrest me?
You'll see when you get to the station.
Chan Sai Lam is waiting for you.
Arrest them all!
Come on, let's go.
So, what's the trick with
finding the lost bills?
You know, I'm the leader of this group.
It was a mess at first,
but I united them all.
I'm in charge of giving legal advice
to make sure they abide by the law.
My turn, my turn.
We've helped the police
in retrieving so much money,
it's ridiculous that
they didn't give us any reward.
We never hack...
We never looked into other people's stuff.
We did everything manually.
We just gathered our efforts
and asked if anyone knew them.
We don't just waste our time
on the internet.
Many of us care about
the society and are righteous,
that's why we got involved in this case.
Tai, your son is impressive!
The police relied on
the intel he provided.
Like father, like son.
I always taught my son to be righteous.
You were complaining about
your son being useless.
I was just saying,
I wasn't going to toot my own horn.
Just like the hand I have now,
you guys thought I've given up.
But I wouldn't tell you that
I have a "13 Orphans" combo!
Own draw, I win.
Everybody, please pay up.
It's not right digging into
other people's privacy.
You'd have to be a bad person
to be dug up.
Otherwise, who'd bother to dig you up?
They should dig up all the people
the police can't arrest.
Golden Forum kids?
They talk shit, they know shit,
and they're good looking.
Like me.
Golden Forum kids?
They are just a bunch of bored kids!
Lam Cho Shun, I'll beat you up!
Golden Forum?
Didn't Mr. Siu buy the company?
I did a lot of pranking,
trolling and digging...
Stop talking about it, I've failed twice.
What are you filming?
I've failed twice, you know? It's them.
Twice!
They're nosey,
but they do good things sometimes.
I've heard that
you're great at digging up info.
Can you help me dig up the Russian guy?
Digging up info?
I don't know what they're up to.
But if they can help police solve cases,
they are righteous!
I like that.
Panting already?
No! This is just take one.
Panting already?
Not yet! I'm not! I'm good.
Keep going!
Okay, slow down a bit!
Do you think it's easy being an actor?
If only I could wash my clothes with this.
Going around like this makes me dizzy.
I need Google. Which way?
How exaggerating.
Yes, it was.
It made me laugh.
I almost hit the camera.
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