Khu kuan puan mesa (2008) Movie Script
In our life time... from birth to death.
You'll have many chances to run
into whom you call "Friends"
But how many of them
could be your true friend?
I certainly have one.
Do you wanna hear about his story?
It started from one of my bad days.
I'm sorry. Sir. I didn't mean it.
You clumsy!
What do you think you're doing?
- It gets messy all over, see?
- Well, I...
Who let you walk around in here?
Guard!
Yes!
Get this squirt out of here!
And don't ever let his filthy butt
in here again.
Yes, sir!
He may ruin our image.
APRIL ROAD TRIP
Prasit...
You haven't called someone to fix it,
have you?
No, sir.
- You'd better get it done.
- Yes.
- Good morning.
- Good morning, sir.
Is my secretary in yet?
I think she is.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Mr. Manager,
I have booked the plane ticket
to England for you.
Here is the minutes
of the meeting yesterday.
I have also enclosed the approval letter
for hotel furniture purchasing.
Tomorrow, a tour group from Japan
will visit our hotel.
In the afternoon,
we have a meeting
with the hotel association.
If nothing else, may I leave now, sir?
Hold on...
Where are you going?
I'm going home.
You know that nobody is working today.
And I've already submitted the letter
of absence yesterday.
I came today because
you wanna see me in the morning.
Fine! Give me the ticket
and you're free to go.
Okay.
Don't forget about England.
I gotta go. Goodbye.
Hello? What's up?
Oh, I'm at work, dear.
I don't think I'm going back this year.
What?
You're kidding me, right?
You give me a joke
early in the morning, huh?
What? This coming 14th?
Hello? Wait! Hello?
Hey!
Holy shit!
I'm out of here!
Get off your car. You hit my boss's car.
You cut in and my boss's car is dented.
You definitely hit his car.
- Look.
- No. No.
You should take the responsibility.
His car's. Look closely.
Look at the front of it.
It's look like a mess.
How is he gonna drive it?
He also has an emergency.
Hello...
I wanna book a plane ticket
to Krabi ASAP.
Any airline you can find... yes.
Could you call me back to let me know?
Call your insurance guy.
Hello?
That's all right.
You wanna join us? It's water festival.
I don't want to play with you.
Are you crazy?
Already sold out.
Sold out?
Yes.
"Car-for-rent"
Where is my cell phone?
Here you are.
Hello?
Yes. I want to rent a car to Krabi.
I'm now at the bus station already.
You are here? Where exactly are you?
All right...
Where are you again?
I don't see anyone at all.
Yes?
Hello?
Yellow?
It's very yellow sir!
The very bright yellow, you mean?
Yes! The very bright yellow.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Well, Mr. Hotel manager?
You're heading to Krabi?
Yeah! How much do you ask for?
You pay for the gas, okay?
And 25 grand for rental.
25 grand?
That's more expensive
than flying on a plane.
3 grand is more than enough
for this shitty van... Half-pint!
If you're not going, it's up to you...
Mr. Hotel Manager.
Excuse me...
I wanna go to Bangkok...
I have an emergency.
But I don't have that much money.
That's okay... only 1,500...
the gas included.
Thank you so much!
Hey! Hold on! Hold on!
All right! 25 grand!
Take care of my suitcase!
25 grand is only for the van rent.
You want me to carry your stuff...
there will be an extra charge.
Are you going or not, Mr. Manager?
All right. Carry it on the van.
You're wasting our time.
Everything is all set?
Yes, thank you.
Hey! I have rent the whole van,
remember?
What are you trying to do, you midget?
He said I can go with you.
It's the same way.
You're narrow-mind.
Well?
Where are you going exactly?
To Krabi.
She's going to Bangkok.
Going to Krabi...
we gotta pass Bangkok.
Can't you let her carpool with us?
Are you gonna sit
in this huge van alone?
How come your heart doesn't look
as nice as your face!
So?
Take your stuff away
if you don't wanna go.
You're wasting my time.
I guarantee that the money
that you pay me
will definitely take you to Krabi.
Good!
Suppose that my car
got broken on the way.
I promise...
I will take you to Krabi eventually.
What's your name? My name is Pim.
I'm Bung-Earn.
Bung-Earn...
And what's your name?
No answer.
I've just seen you talking a minute ago.
You think he is dumb?
Browww!
This is fantastic!
May I rehearse my role in here?
Sure!
What are you doing?
I let you in here is kind enough.
Can you just keep quiet?
Son of a bitch!
Just give me what I want!
Is it fucking too hard for you?
I just asked for a little thing...
you shouldn't be this upset.
How is it? Did I play it convincingly?
Yeah...
you even gave me goose bumps!
Giving you goose bumps...
That's wonderful!
We've seen each other for quite a while.
We've dated three years.
Three years we've dated!
Have you ever shown
that you care for me?
I don't care. I'll get married.
Get married! You get it?
Whenever I call you,
you always say that you're busy!
Enough!
What a stupid role you're playing!
Stop your stupid role play!
Dang! I'm about in a mood, you know?
Yes, me too... I can't take it anymore.
Can you drive faster?
You wanna drive it yourself?
Damn!
You make me wanna kick up a fuss.
You wanna smash that buggy?
All of us
will go hand in hand to the glory.
Oh, don't get it?
I mean we'll all go to hell together!
Funny, isn't it?
So you are getting lost, aren't you?
No!
Then how come you're driving
back to the same route?
I'm taking you to see your turn.
What?
U-turn.
You're lost, aren't you?
Let it go!
The curve is ahead.
What are you playing?
We all can die easily from that, moron!
I gotta go to the restroom.
Me too.
I won't let anyone outrank me easily.
Pim... Pim!
Pim... Fill up the gas for me... Full tank!
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
How much gas do you want?
"Gasohol... Help our nation save!"
The full tank... Gasohol.
Is it gonna be a good idea?
We gotta help our country
save the gas.
Hey! What are you peeping at?
Wow! You have a really pistol!
Is that a penguin?
Tiny... but faster.
You get it all by yourself, huh?
Yours is just for shooting a rabbit.
What's wrong with it?
Are we gonna get to Krabi or not?
I'm sorry, mom.
I've done a thorough check before I left.
What the hell, squirt!
You told me you'd be hurry!
What's wrong with your van?
How long have you been driving?
Have you ever checked the engine oil?
Is it you stupid or super stupid?
You retard.
Called me a retard?
How dare you fucking kick my van?
I pay 25 grand for it.
That money can even buy this van.
Why can't I kick it?
Don't even think that you can buy me.
But I can hire you.
Right...
You two! Could you stop fighting?
This is nobody's fault.
It goes kaput because of the gasohol.
It's gasohol's fault.
I just wanna help the country save.
Before you help the country,
can you help yourself to get smarter?
The van must be fueled with diesel.
How are we gonna move on from here?
I'd better go hitch-hiking.
You duck-butt!
I'm not going with you anymore.
Wait! What about my rent... 25 grand!
Mr. Hotel Manager.
Where is my money?!
- My car rent... 25 grand!
- What?
Have you brought me to Krabi yet?
Where is the sea?
- Pay me now.
- No way!
- No!
- 25 grand!
Let me go.
Let me go.
- Let go of me.
- Pay me first.
No!
Are you heading to Bangkok?
Yes, sir! Woo-hoo!
Get in.
Are you going to Bangkok?
Can I go with you?
But my van...
Just leave it there.
Nobody would take it.
Even the garbage truck
wouldn't tow it away.
Are you coming?
I don't want it.
Mr. Hotel Manager.
Didn't you say you're smart?
You can't even chew a betel.
Just a smart ass, I guess.
Give it to me.
Stop... Stop it, please.
Hello. Where are you guys going?
Bangkok, sir.
Your accent isn't right. Are you Thais?
I'm really Thai citizen.
Hello.
How about those on the back?
I'm Thai.
Thai? Can I see your ID card please?
Those cards... I have plenty of them.
All right.
Let's go talk about it at downtown.
- Hold on... Take it easy.
- All right... take them to the station, sarge.
Let's go.
Officer... Get me out of here, officer.
Get me out!
Mr. Hotel Manager...
What do you keep yelling for?
It's useless, trust me.
Let's go sit quietly over there.
Get me out of here! Get me out!
Two here. Two, please. Thank you.
One box over here.
Give me some water.
It's meal time... Mr. Hotel Manager.
Don't wanna eat it? Can I have it then?
Thanks.
What is it?
Fried chicken with ginger.
A really ginger dish!
Only ginger... no chicken... All right.
Yummy!
With omelet too... yummy omelet.
Stuck in my throat... Water!
Fat ass! You have a lighter?
No.
I found a match in a toilet.
It doesn't work.
This one doesn't work either.
It works!
Let's keep it to use tomorrow.
I've just watch "The Holy Man".
It's fucking funny.
Have you ever seen it?
Yeah... it's not that funny.
Are you sure you watch the legal copy?
It's cheap.
So what?
Your friend?
Not really.
Have you ever heard a saying...
If we close our eyes
and count one... two... three
the first person you see
is your true friend.
Really?
Absolutely! Believe that?
Seriously. All right... close your eyes.
Okay... I'll start counting.
One...
See him yet?
Yes.
Is it yummy?
So-so... not that great.
Stop trying to be funny.
I'm not even try.
Gotcha! Are you hungry yet?
No!
You!
We are free now.
Are you coming or not?
You chewed that betel.
So your tongue got numbed.
However, I apologize for our mistake.
Do you want a ride?
To Khao Sarn road.
Khao Sarn road...
How about you two?
Can you drive me to Krabi?
Krabi?
This is patrol's car, not a public bus.
Oh... You don't have a spirit.
Then you also drop me off
at Khao Sarn road.
All right.
Sit tight.
How about sitting
with legs tucked back?
No, sir.
Happy New Year!
You fool!
Happy New Year.
Do it again... Do it again.
Hey! What are you doing?
Thank you so much, officer.
Have a safe trip.
Bye Bye!
Pim... where should we go?
I know Bangkok Bar. I'll take you there.
Don't worry. It'll be fun.
Porker! It's time to break out, I guess.
Oh... don't you think it's too easy,
Mr. Hotel Manager?
You think that
I come to Bangkok just for fun?
Where is my money?
Whose voice is it? Who's there?
Stop fooling around.
Give me the rent right now!
Where the hell is your van?
Let's say it my wage then!
I'm tired, you know?
I'm tired too!
I won't give you a penny.
I don't want it then.
Pim.
I don't want it either!
I just wanna ask you
how to get to the bar.
Never been here before?
My first time!
All right. I'll take you there.
Excuse me,
I wanna rent your car to Krabi.
4 grand a day, excluding gas.
All right.
2 grand deposit.
Okay.
Well, are you going or not?
Let me go to the ATM machine first.
Oh... missed!
I'm so glad to know you, Pim.
Same here.
Let's toast! To our friendship!
To our success!
- I'm Earn
- I'm Pim.
Once you become a superstar,
may I ask you about drinking?
You ask me... so I'll quit it.
Whoa! How come?
Because you ask me so.
I ask if I can drink too.
Bung-Earn.
Bung-Earn.
Bung-Earn.
What is that noise, Pim?
Bung-Earn.
Hello, Mr. Hotel Manager!
Since when that you're here?
You scare me, you know?
Are you still giving me a ride?
Are you still giving me a ride?
Do you really want me to?
So our deal is still on.
Cat got your tongue?
Duh!
Oh! That's not nice.
Yes.
That's much better.
Don't worry.
Tomorrow I'll take care everything.
Cheers!
Whatever.
Just take me there before the 14th.
The 14th? Piece of cake!
There are quite a few days left...
No!
Sure... We'll get there on time.
Let's hit the bottle, Pim.
Cheers!
I have done the audition
in Bangkok several times.
But I didn't get it.
Why not?
Don't know. They're boobs, perhaps.
But this time... I'll get it for sure.
The road to the star is within my reach.
Cheers!
Awesome!
My girlfriend is going to get married.
Really? Congratulations, man.
What a great day!
Oh I overheard that your girlfriend
is going to get married?
Congratulations! Let's toast!
Cheers!
Have another sip.
Wait a minute.
Did you add anything in here?
Nope!
Even you did, I still drink it.
Here. Here. Cheers!
Oh you're good.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh... you hung up.
Hello?
Do you want to extend your stay?
No.
Are you ready to check out now?
- Yes.
- All right.
Spell it out.
G-o.
Go.
B-r-o-k-e.
Go broke!
Bad things keep happening to us.
Everything is gone!
What should we do?
Please be gentle.
Gosh! I gotta have an audition today.
I have no money with me.
What should I do?
Damn! Came all the way to Bangkok.
This is my last beans... You can have it.
Is it a good idea?
I feel really bad about it.
Don't worry.
I don't have anything
to give you back in return
except...
Pim.
Voila!
A pen!
When I become a star, I'll sign ' Pim'.
Give me your hand.
This is my number.
Call me, whenever you miss me.
Don't lose it, all right?
All right.
Bung-Earn.
I gotta go now.
Cluck... cluck... cluck... cluck.
Take care.
All right.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Take care.
- Bye.
Pim.
Happy New Year.
Hey! Hey! What do we do?
You still have some money left, right?
Nope!
What the hell!
Songkran. Songkran.
Yeah... I know.
Happy New Year.
Hey! Gringo!
What about the car you said last night?
Don't worry Mr. Hotel Manager.
You have the money, you have the car.
And where are you gonna
find the money?
Have you ever tried?
Try closing your eyes.
And think about somebody.
Count one to three
and find out whom you see.
The first one you see is your true friend.
The entire life... we've never seen...
All I see is the pets around me.
But one day you come into my life.
To show how valuable a true friend is.
Never before have I seen...
One... Two... Three...
I still don't see anyone.
No matter to the left,
the front or the back...
I still see no one.
But today I have a close friend.
Not wait for too long...
he shows up to greet me.
That's the true friend of mine.
You keep it.
You're quite a dancer, huh?
Have a good time?
I can't believe you can sing too.
Don't judge me from outside.
Here is for the dancer.
How come it's much less than
the singer?
This is for the car rent.
I take nothing for my own.
I wish you mean it.
I'm serious.
Wait here... I'll be right back.
Hop in.
Why is it so tiny?
You talk like
we have plenty of money, huh?
This one is already the full option.
It's 1000 cc, 16-Valve twin cam.
170 horse power...
Check under the hood?
The engine is in the trunk.
- Are you sure?
- Sure!
- Are you coming?
- Yes!
- That's it.
- Go.
Don't worry, Mr. Hotel Manager.
Even this car is small,
I'll drive you there.
By the way, I've already missed Pim.
It may be a long time to see her again.
Good thing is I got her phone number.
I'll call her when we get there.
She might go to the audition by now.
Mr. Hotel Manager... umm...
I don't want to be nosy, but...
Why you're so eager to go to Krabi.
My girlfriend is getting married.
Really? Great! Congratulations.
I'm kind of glad for you.
It's sad, isn't it?
I feel bad for you.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No... I don't wanna have.
Being lonely makes me look cool.
Or nobody wants you?
Girls like me.
I have my motto.
Love but no attachment.
Isn't it deep? What do you think?
I've created it myself... How could I?
Seriously... why do you park here?
Don't you like the sea?
It's beautiful.
Wide... never ended.
Waves hitting the shore...
It's perfect for your sad story, I think.
Do you get lost?
Yeah...
You can tell me.
You know too much.
Which way now?
Can you speed it up?
Mr. Hotel Manager...
this is the fastest it can go.
I've tried to make it as fast as I can.
I guarantee that
you'll be at the ceremony in time.
I don't wanna talk to you,
Mr. Hotel Manager, that much.
Mit... My name is Mit.
Mit?
Mit which means friend?
Good name. Sounds friendly.
Mit the actor.
I'm good.
If Note the comedian hears this gag,
he must like it.
Sure you're not crazy?
Bung-Earn.
Do you usually fall asleep easily?
Me?
Yeah.
My head touches the pillow, I conk out.
Like unplugging...
Like I got unplugged.
That means you're born with a gift.
Like me... I drop off so easily.
I get woozy and then conk off.
Bung-Earn.
Though I'm a fast sleeper,
I also wake up easily.
Me too.
Did you just fall asleep?
Yeah...
Otherwise
you wouldn't take me to the garden.
Yeah...
Can you say something else
except "Yeah"?
Yeah...
I'm tired.
Are you nuts?
Laughing without a reason?
By the way,
you are a good looking man.
Let me look at you closely.
Wow! You have quite a pointed nose.
My mom told me that
its call Indian nose.
Your eyebrow is thick...
it's called Dragon eyebrow.
Did your mom treat it with blue pea
when you're young?
That must be it, I'm sure.
Your lip are red like a girl's.
Red lips and pinkish cheek.
You are quite a cute guy,
you know that?
Very cute.
Come back here.
- This is it. "Sabai Sabai Inn"
- Let's go.
Motel is a paradise.
Wow!
Come look over here... Come on!
What?
Don't get in my view.
It's too much.
The southern mosquitoes are huge.
Hey, Mit.
- Turn it down.
- What?
No.
What?
- That's too close... see on the bed.
- You can't see it there.
Oh! Yeah!
What the heck?
Really.
What's wrong?
They are scoring each other?
Closed? Closed?
Having convulsions? Crippled?
Getting disabled? Body shaking?
Change the word... New word.
The dumb...
The dumb having convulsions.
Why don't you say it out loud?
She is dead!
Who?
That woman is dead.
Look carefully. Are you sure?
Oh my god! Huge!
Her boobs?
His gun!
I don't get it.
Why do they called 'Sabai Inn'?
Faster.
Don't keep rushing me. I'm trying.
Come on! Chubby!
He's shooting at us!
I know.
Did I get shot?
Left... Left... Quick!
Here?
- When will he run out of bullet?
- He's coming.
He's coming. Faster, fatso.
Go.
Hey, he's shooting.
Goodbye, you son of a bitch.
Damn it! Would you stop shooting?
Go. Go. Go. Go.
How come that shitty car run so fast?
Oh... damn it. Turn left.
- There it is.
- Go. Go. Go.
Yeah. Follow us here.
Police! We're being shot! Police!
Are you finished, Officer?
I've been awaiting for hours.
Take it easy... why are you in a hurry?
This kind of work takes time,
you know?
And most importantly,
it needs mind power.
How could I calm down?
One person already died.
And that booty tried to kill me
and my friend.
Is he your friend?
My driver, I mean.
I can't wait if it takes this long.
Hey!
With your wife... do you take this long?
Yeah... I'm gonna need mind power.
Why the traffic is so congested?
The traffic is jammed
all over the country on Songkran.
It's not boxing match day...
so no empty road.
Hold on! I have an idea.
Again?
"Shortcut"
Being with a smart man,
you'll always get the shortcut.
Confusing, isn't it?
When is this shortcut gonna end?
The road is getting worse.
Your mouth
is even worse than the road.
Stop pressure on me
The road is really horrible.
The budget is run out.
Any problem with that?
You're rich.
Why don't you build this road?
Then step on it!
- I can really do that?
- Yes.
Here you go.
What are you doing?
Step on it!
This is it. And I step on it.
Very funny, huh?
Hey... take it easy.
"BODY19"
Your shortcut is lousy.
It's really a shortcut
but no one knows about it.
Don't you see it saves us a lot of time.
Your license plate is a bad omen.
Nonsense. This is a car, not a train.
Oh... not funny?
What are we gonna do?
We have only a few hours left.
Could you stop pressuring me?
I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
Keep in your mind...
God has already provided ways
out to all problems.
Not touchy?
You didn't find my gag funny or touchy.
I'm on my decline curve indeed.
Man! Your outfit is awesome!
I'm still young at heart.
I really like this bike. It's nice.
Can I buy it from you?
How much do you have?
Don't mind me...
Here it is. Keep the change.
This is for the spark plug?
Oh bro! You cut me to the quick.
- What an insult!
- What's going on here?
Well...
Enough.
Give it to him.
Thanks man.
Get off the bike. He told you.
Here.
Here. Still want it?
Hey! Hey! It's gonna be a climax here.
Hey! Hey!
Move! Move!
Get the hell out! No brake!
Come on.
Don't worry about me.
You better go see your girl.
It's more important.
You can't get in there.
Catch him. Catch him.
You can't get in. No!
You can't get in. No!
Catch him. Quick.
Fah!
Stop! Come back here.
Fah! You can't get married yet!
What is it?
Hey! Who are you?
- Fah?
- I don't know him.
Who's this jerk, Fah?
Did you tell me that
you've never had a boyfriend?
How could you do this to me, Fah?
Tell me, Fah.
I really have no idea about this.
Why don't you tell me?
Why you do this to me?
You let him hold you here.
What are you doing?
I don't know who he is.
I don't believe you.
I heard what he said with my two ears.
He is calling your name.
Why?
Why don't you listen to me?
I really don't know him.
Stop! Go wait for me over there.
I'll take care of
what you have done first.
I don't know him.
How could it be?
He's calling your name just now.
I heard him saying
that he's waiting for you right here.
I really don't know him.
I don't believe you.
I'm sorry. He's crazy
and he sneaked into the hotel.
We'll take all of the responsibility.
We're truly sorry.
That's all right.
See?
Yeah.
Believe me now?
Yeah.
Fah...
Stop! What are you doing here, Mit?
You told me that if I'm not here,
you'll get married.
Stop!
If I didn't tell you so,
you wouldn't be here, right?
Fah!
Stop!
How is it? You made it, right?
You've made it. That's what I thought.
Hello, ma'am.
Is she your girlfriend? Very pretty.
Very cute.
Your friend?
No... he's my driver.
Fah... Do you have 25 grand
that I can borrow?
Just a second.
What is it, ma'am?
Withdraw the money
for this gentleman 20 grand.
All right.
Let's go, Mit. We gotta go see my dad.
Look! What kind of this clothes?
- Sir.
- No.
Sir... Your milk is ready.
Put it right over there.
Dad...
Mit is here.
- Good evening.
- Put him right over there.
If you don't have anything else,
may I leave for work?
Would you like something to drink?
Can I have a cup of coffee, please?
Coffee is not good.
How about?
Well, coffee is not good for your health.
How about milk with coffee flavor?
How dare you skip your work
without telling me?
You know that
you're the manager of my hotel.
Professionally, I think
you have done an inexcusable mistake.
But talking about your romance,
I think you're one of real man.
But that is not enough.
Boss.
Wait a minute.
Keep on pedaling.
Pedal what?
What else can you pedal
in this room? Moron!
Can't you get it?
Don't get me wrong.
I've accepted you, Mit.
But you supposed to prove yourself.
Don't think that having
only love is enough.
You must be able to take care
of my daughter too.
If you can't work and take care
of my girl at the same time,
don't even think that
I will let you marry her.
Yes... I'm with the boss.
The hunky jerk who likes to show off
by stretching his muscle.
Even when he's eating an orange...
he still stretches.
The bastard who likes to drink milk,
remember?
He drinks milk all day long.
Tired! I'm working out.
What out?
Working out! I'm pedaling a bike!
Mit... I will assign a job for you.
If you can make it,
we can discuss about Fah.
I want you to go to Pattaya.
I have a Karaoke bar.
And there's a problem there.
You must fix that problem.
You can even sell it
but it's at least 20 million baht.
More than that...
I'll count it as Fah's bride-price.
All right. You can go now.
Go...
Don't let me down.
Fah... your dad is very strong.
He lifts the weight heavier than me.
Yeah I know. He works out everyday.
I feel like I saw him somewhere.
I got it.
He was a lion
in New Year party last year, right?
No... He was a tree.
By the way, Mit.
The guy who drove you here...
Why he looked so sad
when he's leaving?
Or... you cheated his money?
Are you crazy?
Don't mind other business...
Let's talk about us.
Fah... don't trick me like this again.
Good thing is... it makes me realize
how much I love you.
We usually realize the value
of something when we lose it.
You won't leave me again, right?
I'm not leaving you anywhere.
After I am back from Pattaya...
I'm gonna propose to you.
Will you marry me?
Oh darn!
Good evening, sir.
Have you reserved the table?
I'm here to see the manager.
I'm the manager. How can I help you?
Mr. Napa wants me here.
I heard about problems.
Nothing serious, I guess.
Just scanty customers here.
It's not about customers.
It's more serious than that.
Here come the troublemakers!
Those jackasses with the same shirts?
Yes.
Why don't you take care of them?
I can't. They are nasty gangsters.
I don't dare mess with them.
Where are they form?
From the bar across from us.
The owner of that bar
wanna buy our place.
But the deal can't be settled.
So they are here to mess up
our place everyday.
All right... leave it to me.
You go find something else to do then.
All right.
May I help you?
I'm here to see the owner.
Tell him the owner of that bar
wanna talk to him.
Okay... I'll be right back.
Pim?
Pim.
What do you want?
About the selling of the pub.
How much?
Thirty million...
Ten million... that's the most I can give.
Let's say 25 million.
I say 10 million... that means 10 million!
Even it is a penny more, I won't buy it.
Think about it, man.
Ten million...
I gotta go.
Mit.
Pim.
I really miss you.
Let's get inside.
I'm really miss you.
What takes you so long?
Wow! Coyote dancers!
I will introduce you to my dad.
Do dancers here have a gut?
Yeah! You got it!
Let's have something. My treat...
Come on... Sit. Sit. Sit.
Daddy...
this is Bung-Earn that I told you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
Thank you for helping my girl.
You're welcome, sir.
She is my dearest girl.
You think she's pretty?
Yes.
As beautiful as her mom
when she was young.
Yeah...
You gotta manage this place...
...or sell it if you want?
Yes... But I don't know what to do now.
Take it easy, Mit.
I'll help you out.
How much does he want you to sell it?
At least... 20 million baht.
Are you nuts?
This little grog shop worth 20 million?
20 million...
not pin money in our pocket.
Rich people say anything they want.
Pim... can you help Mit out?
I can't.
I don't know about my dad's business.
How could I help him?
By the way, how was your audition?
Oh... I didn't get through.
Yeah?
I can't play the romantic role...
you know that.
It isn't my character.
But I got a new role. It's a serial killer.
Really?
I have it with me.
You have lots of jobs coming in.
You play the thief
and I'm the leading actress.
All right.
I gotta act like this?
Pim! Pim! It can get backfired.
No! It's a fake gun... no bullets.
Really? You scare the shit out of me.
Okay. I'll be the thief.
Ready?
Let me calm myself down.
Okay... I'm ready.
Freeze!
Give me all your money!
No!
Or I will shoot you.
I'm scared...
You want me to shoot you now.
I'm not gonna give in...
No!
Give me the money.
You play like a retard.
How are you gonna pass the audition?
Can't you just sit there...
and say nothing, can you?
Come on, Bung-Earn.
Let's get it seriously.
- Seriously?
- My emotion will go high.
That's our boss's daughter.
Look! Wanna kick his ass?
Do you wanna die?
Ouch!
Money!
Please.
Where is the money?
- Hey! Let's go.
- Let's go... hurry up!
No bullets.
Make it the best you can do...
like a psycho killer.
- You sure?
- Yes.
Damn it!
"Don't hurt you?" You see?
Come here! Where is the money?
I don't know.
Take it... For what?
Excuse me.
Somebody is here looking for you.
I don't know.
You don't know?
Please don't hurt me.
You don't know? Huh?
You don't know?
Money!
No! No!
Good evening.
What brings you here, sir?
Just tell me how much you want.
30 million, I told you.
What? 30 million?
Yes.
Can it be 20 million?
No.
How about 25 million and 50 cents?
Not funny?
Sorry... How about 25 million baht?
Okay.
What?
I'll be back in 3 hours.
Don't let me see even a scratch.
Or else you're a dead man.
Thank you.
Not even a scratch, I guarantee.
How is it, Mr. Mit?
You go ahead
and clean the entire place.
Don't leave even a scratch
or you'll be dead.
Yes, sir.
Glad to do business with you.
Pim, are you all right?
Did you get hurt?
Did they hurt you?
What is it, Daddy?
You gotta be kidding.
Let's buy this place, Dad.
I really like it... perfectly what I want.
Oh... Pim, you didn't get kidnapped.
Kidnapped?
I just rehearsed the fighting scene
with a serial killer...
Like this!
I forgot to give you the deed.
Here it is.
I'm going now.
25 million?
- Mit.
- What?
Let me carry the money for once?
You shouldn't. It's not our money.
Come on.
I don't think I'd have a chance like this
in my entire life.
Just a quick look, okay?
Let's get out of here.
Come on. Quick.
- Come on, Mit.
- I know.
Faster, Mit. He is coming at us.
Will you hurry?
Watch out.
Yes, dear?
I'm working.
What?
Uh... No! I didn't hear it.
You want me to say it now?
All right... Listen.
Love you... Kiss. Kiss.
Yes.
What?
Hurry up, Mit.
I know. I know.
He's right behind us.
Give me the money
or your friend will be dead.
One...
- Two...
- Don't shoot.
Money!
You gotta be strong, Bung-Earn.
Bung-Earn. Hang in there.
Am I gonna die?
You'll be all right. Just stay strong.
Am I gonna die?
Be strong... Let me get in there.
No, you can't. Please wait outside.
Are you the patient's relative?
No... I'm his friend.
If you're just a friend,
please wait outside.
1-2-3 Clear!
1-2-3 Clear!
- Hey, man.
- Huh?
My girlfriend...
- Hey!
- Is she pretty?
Very sexy.
Wow! I think I know her.
- Do you know my girlfriend too?
- Are you sure she's your girl?
Yes.
How did you do?
Nothing... Just use my words.
Piece of cake!
Hey! You! Telephone!
Thanks, sir.
He really got a hot stuff.
Hello?
Yes.
Where am I?
In the cell.
The cell... The jail!
Scoring a girl?
Scoring what?
I can't find any girl in here.
Nobody... I don't bang anyone...
Please...
Yes! Yes! I'll be back soon.
Yes, dear!
My wife calls
as soon as I talk about other woman.
You got a sulky wife?
Stop talking about wife.
Let's hear my story.
Have you ever heard?
Try closing your eyes
and count 1... 2... 3
The first person you see...
...that person is your true friend.
Really?
Yeah... try it.
Close your eyes... Close...
Shit! Hey!
From the event on that day,
I realize that...
We'll realize the value
of something when we lose it.
Until today, I still haven't married Fah.
Why?
Because of this fatso...
It takes 2-3 weeks before
he could possibly get out of the bed.
Give me a break, Mit! I got shot!
Two bullets went into my tummy
and my ass...
It ran closely past my hemorrhoids.
It's far away from your heart.
Your fat has cushioned the bullets.
You think I'm faking, don't you?
What is that? What's the picture for?
To fool them.
Fool who?
Are you crazy, talking to yourself?
Leave me alone.
Are you getting married or not?
Your bride is coming soon.
Tidy up your clothes.
Of course I am...
but I wanna talk for just a sec.
Talking to yourself... you must be crazy.
This chubby is the first person
I think of.
Only for a week,
his face has showed up
all over my head.
How about you?
Have you thought of anyone yet?
If not, I wish you best of luck
and find that person soon.
Hey! What's next?
Okay!
It's time to go get married.
Good luck everyone!
Here... hold this.
You'll have many chances to run
into whom you call "Friends"
But how many of them
could be your true friend?
I certainly have one.
Do you wanna hear about his story?
It started from one of my bad days.
I'm sorry. Sir. I didn't mean it.
You clumsy!
What do you think you're doing?
- It gets messy all over, see?
- Well, I...
Who let you walk around in here?
Guard!
Yes!
Get this squirt out of here!
And don't ever let his filthy butt
in here again.
Yes, sir!
He may ruin our image.
APRIL ROAD TRIP
Prasit...
You haven't called someone to fix it,
have you?
No, sir.
- You'd better get it done.
- Yes.
- Good morning.
- Good morning, sir.
Is my secretary in yet?
I think she is.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Mr. Manager,
I have booked the plane ticket
to England for you.
Here is the minutes
of the meeting yesterday.
I have also enclosed the approval letter
for hotel furniture purchasing.
Tomorrow, a tour group from Japan
will visit our hotel.
In the afternoon,
we have a meeting
with the hotel association.
If nothing else, may I leave now, sir?
Hold on...
Where are you going?
I'm going home.
You know that nobody is working today.
And I've already submitted the letter
of absence yesterday.
I came today because
you wanna see me in the morning.
Fine! Give me the ticket
and you're free to go.
Okay.
Don't forget about England.
I gotta go. Goodbye.
Hello? What's up?
Oh, I'm at work, dear.
I don't think I'm going back this year.
What?
You're kidding me, right?
You give me a joke
early in the morning, huh?
What? This coming 14th?
Hello? Wait! Hello?
Hey!
Holy shit!
I'm out of here!
Get off your car. You hit my boss's car.
You cut in and my boss's car is dented.
You definitely hit his car.
- Look.
- No. No.
You should take the responsibility.
His car's. Look closely.
Look at the front of it.
It's look like a mess.
How is he gonna drive it?
He also has an emergency.
Hello...
I wanna book a plane ticket
to Krabi ASAP.
Any airline you can find... yes.
Could you call me back to let me know?
Call your insurance guy.
Hello?
That's all right.
You wanna join us? It's water festival.
I don't want to play with you.
Are you crazy?
Already sold out.
Sold out?
Yes.
"Car-for-rent"
Where is my cell phone?
Here you are.
Hello?
Yes. I want to rent a car to Krabi.
I'm now at the bus station already.
You are here? Where exactly are you?
All right...
Where are you again?
I don't see anyone at all.
Yes?
Hello?
Yellow?
It's very yellow sir!
The very bright yellow, you mean?
Yes! The very bright yellow.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Well, Mr. Hotel manager?
You're heading to Krabi?
Yeah! How much do you ask for?
You pay for the gas, okay?
And 25 grand for rental.
25 grand?
That's more expensive
than flying on a plane.
3 grand is more than enough
for this shitty van... Half-pint!
If you're not going, it's up to you...
Mr. Hotel Manager.
Excuse me...
I wanna go to Bangkok...
I have an emergency.
But I don't have that much money.
That's okay... only 1,500...
the gas included.
Thank you so much!
Hey! Hold on! Hold on!
All right! 25 grand!
Take care of my suitcase!
25 grand is only for the van rent.
You want me to carry your stuff...
there will be an extra charge.
Are you going or not, Mr. Manager?
All right. Carry it on the van.
You're wasting our time.
Everything is all set?
Yes, thank you.
Hey! I have rent the whole van,
remember?
What are you trying to do, you midget?
He said I can go with you.
It's the same way.
You're narrow-mind.
Well?
Where are you going exactly?
To Krabi.
She's going to Bangkok.
Going to Krabi...
we gotta pass Bangkok.
Can't you let her carpool with us?
Are you gonna sit
in this huge van alone?
How come your heart doesn't look
as nice as your face!
So?
Take your stuff away
if you don't wanna go.
You're wasting my time.
I guarantee that the money
that you pay me
will definitely take you to Krabi.
Good!
Suppose that my car
got broken on the way.
I promise...
I will take you to Krabi eventually.
What's your name? My name is Pim.
I'm Bung-Earn.
Bung-Earn...
And what's your name?
No answer.
I've just seen you talking a minute ago.
You think he is dumb?
Browww!
This is fantastic!
May I rehearse my role in here?
Sure!
What are you doing?
I let you in here is kind enough.
Can you just keep quiet?
Son of a bitch!
Just give me what I want!
Is it fucking too hard for you?
I just asked for a little thing...
you shouldn't be this upset.
How is it? Did I play it convincingly?
Yeah...
you even gave me goose bumps!
Giving you goose bumps...
That's wonderful!
We've seen each other for quite a while.
We've dated three years.
Three years we've dated!
Have you ever shown
that you care for me?
I don't care. I'll get married.
Get married! You get it?
Whenever I call you,
you always say that you're busy!
Enough!
What a stupid role you're playing!
Stop your stupid role play!
Dang! I'm about in a mood, you know?
Yes, me too... I can't take it anymore.
Can you drive faster?
You wanna drive it yourself?
Damn!
You make me wanna kick up a fuss.
You wanna smash that buggy?
All of us
will go hand in hand to the glory.
Oh, don't get it?
I mean we'll all go to hell together!
Funny, isn't it?
So you are getting lost, aren't you?
No!
Then how come you're driving
back to the same route?
I'm taking you to see your turn.
What?
U-turn.
You're lost, aren't you?
Let it go!
The curve is ahead.
What are you playing?
We all can die easily from that, moron!
I gotta go to the restroom.
Me too.
I won't let anyone outrank me easily.
Pim... Pim!
Pim... Fill up the gas for me... Full tank!
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
How much gas do you want?
"Gasohol... Help our nation save!"
The full tank... Gasohol.
Is it gonna be a good idea?
We gotta help our country
save the gas.
Hey! What are you peeping at?
Wow! You have a really pistol!
Is that a penguin?
Tiny... but faster.
You get it all by yourself, huh?
Yours is just for shooting a rabbit.
What's wrong with it?
Are we gonna get to Krabi or not?
I'm sorry, mom.
I've done a thorough check before I left.
What the hell, squirt!
You told me you'd be hurry!
What's wrong with your van?
How long have you been driving?
Have you ever checked the engine oil?
Is it you stupid or super stupid?
You retard.
Called me a retard?
How dare you fucking kick my van?
I pay 25 grand for it.
That money can even buy this van.
Why can't I kick it?
Don't even think that you can buy me.
But I can hire you.
Right...
You two! Could you stop fighting?
This is nobody's fault.
It goes kaput because of the gasohol.
It's gasohol's fault.
I just wanna help the country save.
Before you help the country,
can you help yourself to get smarter?
The van must be fueled with diesel.
How are we gonna move on from here?
I'd better go hitch-hiking.
You duck-butt!
I'm not going with you anymore.
Wait! What about my rent... 25 grand!
Mr. Hotel Manager.
Where is my money?!
- My car rent... 25 grand!
- What?
Have you brought me to Krabi yet?
Where is the sea?
- Pay me now.
- No way!
- No!
- 25 grand!
Let me go.
Let me go.
- Let go of me.
- Pay me first.
No!
Are you heading to Bangkok?
Yes, sir! Woo-hoo!
Get in.
Are you going to Bangkok?
Can I go with you?
But my van...
Just leave it there.
Nobody would take it.
Even the garbage truck
wouldn't tow it away.
Are you coming?
I don't want it.
Mr. Hotel Manager.
Didn't you say you're smart?
You can't even chew a betel.
Just a smart ass, I guess.
Give it to me.
Stop... Stop it, please.
Hello. Where are you guys going?
Bangkok, sir.
Your accent isn't right. Are you Thais?
I'm really Thai citizen.
Hello.
How about those on the back?
I'm Thai.
Thai? Can I see your ID card please?
Those cards... I have plenty of them.
All right.
Let's go talk about it at downtown.
- Hold on... Take it easy.
- All right... take them to the station, sarge.
Let's go.
Officer... Get me out of here, officer.
Get me out!
Mr. Hotel Manager...
What do you keep yelling for?
It's useless, trust me.
Let's go sit quietly over there.
Get me out of here! Get me out!
Two here. Two, please. Thank you.
One box over here.
Give me some water.
It's meal time... Mr. Hotel Manager.
Don't wanna eat it? Can I have it then?
Thanks.
What is it?
Fried chicken with ginger.
A really ginger dish!
Only ginger... no chicken... All right.
Yummy!
With omelet too... yummy omelet.
Stuck in my throat... Water!
Fat ass! You have a lighter?
No.
I found a match in a toilet.
It doesn't work.
This one doesn't work either.
It works!
Let's keep it to use tomorrow.
I've just watch "The Holy Man".
It's fucking funny.
Have you ever seen it?
Yeah... it's not that funny.
Are you sure you watch the legal copy?
It's cheap.
So what?
Your friend?
Not really.
Have you ever heard a saying...
If we close our eyes
and count one... two... three
the first person you see
is your true friend.
Really?
Absolutely! Believe that?
Seriously. All right... close your eyes.
Okay... I'll start counting.
One...
See him yet?
Yes.
Is it yummy?
So-so... not that great.
Stop trying to be funny.
I'm not even try.
Gotcha! Are you hungry yet?
No!
You!
We are free now.
Are you coming or not?
You chewed that betel.
So your tongue got numbed.
However, I apologize for our mistake.
Do you want a ride?
To Khao Sarn road.
Khao Sarn road...
How about you two?
Can you drive me to Krabi?
Krabi?
This is patrol's car, not a public bus.
Oh... You don't have a spirit.
Then you also drop me off
at Khao Sarn road.
All right.
Sit tight.
How about sitting
with legs tucked back?
No, sir.
Happy New Year!
You fool!
Happy New Year.
Do it again... Do it again.
Hey! What are you doing?
Thank you so much, officer.
Have a safe trip.
Bye Bye!
Pim... where should we go?
I know Bangkok Bar. I'll take you there.
Don't worry. It'll be fun.
Porker! It's time to break out, I guess.
Oh... don't you think it's too easy,
Mr. Hotel Manager?
You think that
I come to Bangkok just for fun?
Where is my money?
Whose voice is it? Who's there?
Stop fooling around.
Give me the rent right now!
Where the hell is your van?
Let's say it my wage then!
I'm tired, you know?
I'm tired too!
I won't give you a penny.
I don't want it then.
Pim.
I don't want it either!
I just wanna ask you
how to get to the bar.
Never been here before?
My first time!
All right. I'll take you there.
Excuse me,
I wanna rent your car to Krabi.
4 grand a day, excluding gas.
All right.
2 grand deposit.
Okay.
Well, are you going or not?
Let me go to the ATM machine first.
Oh... missed!
I'm so glad to know you, Pim.
Same here.
Let's toast! To our friendship!
To our success!
- I'm Earn
- I'm Pim.
Once you become a superstar,
may I ask you about drinking?
You ask me... so I'll quit it.
Whoa! How come?
Because you ask me so.
I ask if I can drink too.
Bung-Earn.
Bung-Earn.
Bung-Earn.
What is that noise, Pim?
Bung-Earn.
Hello, Mr. Hotel Manager!
Since when that you're here?
You scare me, you know?
Are you still giving me a ride?
Are you still giving me a ride?
Do you really want me to?
So our deal is still on.
Cat got your tongue?
Duh!
Oh! That's not nice.
Yes.
That's much better.
Don't worry.
Tomorrow I'll take care everything.
Cheers!
Whatever.
Just take me there before the 14th.
The 14th? Piece of cake!
There are quite a few days left...
No!
Sure... We'll get there on time.
Let's hit the bottle, Pim.
Cheers!
I have done the audition
in Bangkok several times.
But I didn't get it.
Why not?
Don't know. They're boobs, perhaps.
But this time... I'll get it for sure.
The road to the star is within my reach.
Cheers!
Awesome!
My girlfriend is going to get married.
Really? Congratulations, man.
What a great day!
Oh I overheard that your girlfriend
is going to get married?
Congratulations! Let's toast!
Cheers!
Have another sip.
Wait a minute.
Did you add anything in here?
Nope!
Even you did, I still drink it.
Here. Here. Cheers!
Oh you're good.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh... you hung up.
Hello?
Do you want to extend your stay?
No.
Are you ready to check out now?
- Yes.
- All right.
Spell it out.
G-o.
Go.
B-r-o-k-e.
Go broke!
Bad things keep happening to us.
Everything is gone!
What should we do?
Please be gentle.
Gosh! I gotta have an audition today.
I have no money with me.
What should I do?
Damn! Came all the way to Bangkok.
This is my last beans... You can have it.
Is it a good idea?
I feel really bad about it.
Don't worry.
I don't have anything
to give you back in return
except...
Pim.
Voila!
A pen!
When I become a star, I'll sign ' Pim'.
Give me your hand.
This is my number.
Call me, whenever you miss me.
Don't lose it, all right?
All right.
Bung-Earn.
I gotta go now.
Cluck... cluck... cluck... cluck.
Take care.
All right.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Take care.
- Bye.
Pim.
Happy New Year.
Hey! Hey! What do we do?
You still have some money left, right?
Nope!
What the hell!
Songkran. Songkran.
Yeah... I know.
Happy New Year.
Hey! Gringo!
What about the car you said last night?
Don't worry Mr. Hotel Manager.
You have the money, you have the car.
And where are you gonna
find the money?
Have you ever tried?
Try closing your eyes.
And think about somebody.
Count one to three
and find out whom you see.
The first one you see is your true friend.
The entire life... we've never seen...
All I see is the pets around me.
But one day you come into my life.
To show how valuable a true friend is.
Never before have I seen...
One... Two... Three...
I still don't see anyone.
No matter to the left,
the front or the back...
I still see no one.
But today I have a close friend.
Not wait for too long...
he shows up to greet me.
That's the true friend of mine.
You keep it.
You're quite a dancer, huh?
Have a good time?
I can't believe you can sing too.
Don't judge me from outside.
Here is for the dancer.
How come it's much less than
the singer?
This is for the car rent.
I take nothing for my own.
I wish you mean it.
I'm serious.
Wait here... I'll be right back.
Hop in.
Why is it so tiny?
You talk like
we have plenty of money, huh?
This one is already the full option.
It's 1000 cc, 16-Valve twin cam.
170 horse power...
Check under the hood?
The engine is in the trunk.
- Are you sure?
- Sure!
- Are you coming?
- Yes!
- That's it.
- Go.
Don't worry, Mr. Hotel Manager.
Even this car is small,
I'll drive you there.
By the way, I've already missed Pim.
It may be a long time to see her again.
Good thing is I got her phone number.
I'll call her when we get there.
She might go to the audition by now.
Mr. Hotel Manager... umm...
I don't want to be nosy, but...
Why you're so eager to go to Krabi.
My girlfriend is getting married.
Really? Great! Congratulations.
I'm kind of glad for you.
It's sad, isn't it?
I feel bad for you.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No... I don't wanna have.
Being lonely makes me look cool.
Or nobody wants you?
Girls like me.
I have my motto.
Love but no attachment.
Isn't it deep? What do you think?
I've created it myself... How could I?
Seriously... why do you park here?
Don't you like the sea?
It's beautiful.
Wide... never ended.
Waves hitting the shore...
It's perfect for your sad story, I think.
Do you get lost?
Yeah...
You can tell me.
You know too much.
Which way now?
Can you speed it up?
Mr. Hotel Manager...
this is the fastest it can go.
I've tried to make it as fast as I can.
I guarantee that
you'll be at the ceremony in time.
I don't wanna talk to you,
Mr. Hotel Manager, that much.
Mit... My name is Mit.
Mit?
Mit which means friend?
Good name. Sounds friendly.
Mit the actor.
I'm good.
If Note the comedian hears this gag,
he must like it.
Sure you're not crazy?
Bung-Earn.
Do you usually fall asleep easily?
Me?
Yeah.
My head touches the pillow, I conk out.
Like unplugging...
Like I got unplugged.
That means you're born with a gift.
Like me... I drop off so easily.
I get woozy and then conk off.
Bung-Earn.
Though I'm a fast sleeper,
I also wake up easily.
Me too.
Did you just fall asleep?
Yeah...
Otherwise
you wouldn't take me to the garden.
Yeah...
Can you say something else
except "Yeah"?
Yeah...
I'm tired.
Are you nuts?
Laughing without a reason?
By the way,
you are a good looking man.
Let me look at you closely.
Wow! You have quite a pointed nose.
My mom told me that
its call Indian nose.
Your eyebrow is thick...
it's called Dragon eyebrow.
Did your mom treat it with blue pea
when you're young?
That must be it, I'm sure.
Your lip are red like a girl's.
Red lips and pinkish cheek.
You are quite a cute guy,
you know that?
Very cute.
Come back here.
- This is it. "Sabai Sabai Inn"
- Let's go.
Motel is a paradise.
Wow!
Come look over here... Come on!
What?
Don't get in my view.
It's too much.
The southern mosquitoes are huge.
Hey, Mit.
- Turn it down.
- What?
No.
What?
- That's too close... see on the bed.
- You can't see it there.
Oh! Yeah!
What the heck?
Really.
What's wrong?
They are scoring each other?
Closed? Closed?
Having convulsions? Crippled?
Getting disabled? Body shaking?
Change the word... New word.
The dumb...
The dumb having convulsions.
Why don't you say it out loud?
She is dead!
Who?
That woman is dead.
Look carefully. Are you sure?
Oh my god! Huge!
Her boobs?
His gun!
I don't get it.
Why do they called 'Sabai Inn'?
Faster.
Don't keep rushing me. I'm trying.
Come on! Chubby!
He's shooting at us!
I know.
Did I get shot?
Left... Left... Quick!
Here?
- When will he run out of bullet?
- He's coming.
He's coming. Faster, fatso.
Go.
Hey, he's shooting.
Goodbye, you son of a bitch.
Damn it! Would you stop shooting?
Go. Go. Go. Go.
How come that shitty car run so fast?
Oh... damn it. Turn left.
- There it is.
- Go. Go. Go.
Yeah. Follow us here.
Police! We're being shot! Police!
Are you finished, Officer?
I've been awaiting for hours.
Take it easy... why are you in a hurry?
This kind of work takes time,
you know?
And most importantly,
it needs mind power.
How could I calm down?
One person already died.
And that booty tried to kill me
and my friend.
Is he your friend?
My driver, I mean.
I can't wait if it takes this long.
Hey!
With your wife... do you take this long?
Yeah... I'm gonna need mind power.
Why the traffic is so congested?
The traffic is jammed
all over the country on Songkran.
It's not boxing match day...
so no empty road.
Hold on! I have an idea.
Again?
"Shortcut"
Being with a smart man,
you'll always get the shortcut.
Confusing, isn't it?
When is this shortcut gonna end?
The road is getting worse.
Your mouth
is even worse than the road.
Stop pressure on me
The road is really horrible.
The budget is run out.
Any problem with that?
You're rich.
Why don't you build this road?
Then step on it!
- I can really do that?
- Yes.
Here you go.
What are you doing?
Step on it!
This is it. And I step on it.
Very funny, huh?
Hey... take it easy.
"BODY19"
Your shortcut is lousy.
It's really a shortcut
but no one knows about it.
Don't you see it saves us a lot of time.
Your license plate is a bad omen.
Nonsense. This is a car, not a train.
Oh... not funny?
What are we gonna do?
We have only a few hours left.
Could you stop pressuring me?
I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
Keep in your mind...
God has already provided ways
out to all problems.
Not touchy?
You didn't find my gag funny or touchy.
I'm on my decline curve indeed.
Man! Your outfit is awesome!
I'm still young at heart.
I really like this bike. It's nice.
Can I buy it from you?
How much do you have?
Don't mind me...
Here it is. Keep the change.
This is for the spark plug?
Oh bro! You cut me to the quick.
- What an insult!
- What's going on here?
Well...
Enough.
Give it to him.
Thanks man.
Get off the bike. He told you.
Here.
Here. Still want it?
Hey! Hey! It's gonna be a climax here.
Hey! Hey!
Move! Move!
Get the hell out! No brake!
Come on.
Don't worry about me.
You better go see your girl.
It's more important.
You can't get in there.
Catch him. Catch him.
You can't get in. No!
You can't get in. No!
Catch him. Quick.
Fah!
Stop! Come back here.
Fah! You can't get married yet!
What is it?
Hey! Who are you?
- Fah?
- I don't know him.
Who's this jerk, Fah?
Did you tell me that
you've never had a boyfriend?
How could you do this to me, Fah?
Tell me, Fah.
I really have no idea about this.
Why don't you tell me?
Why you do this to me?
You let him hold you here.
What are you doing?
I don't know who he is.
I don't believe you.
I heard what he said with my two ears.
He is calling your name.
Why?
Why don't you listen to me?
I really don't know him.
Stop! Go wait for me over there.
I'll take care of
what you have done first.
I don't know him.
How could it be?
He's calling your name just now.
I heard him saying
that he's waiting for you right here.
I really don't know him.
I don't believe you.
I'm sorry. He's crazy
and he sneaked into the hotel.
We'll take all of the responsibility.
We're truly sorry.
That's all right.
See?
Yeah.
Believe me now?
Yeah.
Fah...
Stop! What are you doing here, Mit?
You told me that if I'm not here,
you'll get married.
Stop!
If I didn't tell you so,
you wouldn't be here, right?
Fah!
Stop!
How is it? You made it, right?
You've made it. That's what I thought.
Hello, ma'am.
Is she your girlfriend? Very pretty.
Very cute.
Your friend?
No... he's my driver.
Fah... Do you have 25 grand
that I can borrow?
Just a second.
What is it, ma'am?
Withdraw the money
for this gentleman 20 grand.
All right.
Let's go, Mit. We gotta go see my dad.
Look! What kind of this clothes?
- Sir.
- No.
Sir... Your milk is ready.
Put it right over there.
Dad...
Mit is here.
- Good evening.
- Put him right over there.
If you don't have anything else,
may I leave for work?
Would you like something to drink?
Can I have a cup of coffee, please?
Coffee is not good.
How about?
Well, coffee is not good for your health.
How about milk with coffee flavor?
How dare you skip your work
without telling me?
You know that
you're the manager of my hotel.
Professionally, I think
you have done an inexcusable mistake.
But talking about your romance,
I think you're one of real man.
But that is not enough.
Boss.
Wait a minute.
Keep on pedaling.
Pedal what?
What else can you pedal
in this room? Moron!
Can't you get it?
Don't get me wrong.
I've accepted you, Mit.
But you supposed to prove yourself.
Don't think that having
only love is enough.
You must be able to take care
of my daughter too.
If you can't work and take care
of my girl at the same time,
don't even think that
I will let you marry her.
Yes... I'm with the boss.
The hunky jerk who likes to show off
by stretching his muscle.
Even when he's eating an orange...
he still stretches.
The bastard who likes to drink milk,
remember?
He drinks milk all day long.
Tired! I'm working out.
What out?
Working out! I'm pedaling a bike!
Mit... I will assign a job for you.
If you can make it,
we can discuss about Fah.
I want you to go to Pattaya.
I have a Karaoke bar.
And there's a problem there.
You must fix that problem.
You can even sell it
but it's at least 20 million baht.
More than that...
I'll count it as Fah's bride-price.
All right. You can go now.
Go...
Don't let me down.
Fah... your dad is very strong.
He lifts the weight heavier than me.
Yeah I know. He works out everyday.
I feel like I saw him somewhere.
I got it.
He was a lion
in New Year party last year, right?
No... He was a tree.
By the way, Mit.
The guy who drove you here...
Why he looked so sad
when he's leaving?
Or... you cheated his money?
Are you crazy?
Don't mind other business...
Let's talk about us.
Fah... don't trick me like this again.
Good thing is... it makes me realize
how much I love you.
We usually realize the value
of something when we lose it.
You won't leave me again, right?
I'm not leaving you anywhere.
After I am back from Pattaya...
I'm gonna propose to you.
Will you marry me?
Oh darn!
Good evening, sir.
Have you reserved the table?
I'm here to see the manager.
I'm the manager. How can I help you?
Mr. Napa wants me here.
I heard about problems.
Nothing serious, I guess.
Just scanty customers here.
It's not about customers.
It's more serious than that.
Here come the troublemakers!
Those jackasses with the same shirts?
Yes.
Why don't you take care of them?
I can't. They are nasty gangsters.
I don't dare mess with them.
Where are they form?
From the bar across from us.
The owner of that bar
wanna buy our place.
But the deal can't be settled.
So they are here to mess up
our place everyday.
All right... leave it to me.
You go find something else to do then.
All right.
May I help you?
I'm here to see the owner.
Tell him the owner of that bar
wanna talk to him.
Okay... I'll be right back.
Pim?
Pim.
What do you want?
About the selling of the pub.
How much?
Thirty million...
Ten million... that's the most I can give.
Let's say 25 million.
I say 10 million... that means 10 million!
Even it is a penny more, I won't buy it.
Think about it, man.
Ten million...
I gotta go.
Mit.
Pim.
I really miss you.
Let's get inside.
I'm really miss you.
What takes you so long?
Wow! Coyote dancers!
I will introduce you to my dad.
Do dancers here have a gut?
Yeah! You got it!
Let's have something. My treat...
Come on... Sit. Sit. Sit.
Daddy...
this is Bung-Earn that I told you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
Thank you for helping my girl.
You're welcome, sir.
She is my dearest girl.
You think she's pretty?
Yes.
As beautiful as her mom
when she was young.
Yeah...
You gotta manage this place...
...or sell it if you want?
Yes... But I don't know what to do now.
Take it easy, Mit.
I'll help you out.
How much does he want you to sell it?
At least... 20 million baht.
Are you nuts?
This little grog shop worth 20 million?
20 million...
not pin money in our pocket.
Rich people say anything they want.
Pim... can you help Mit out?
I can't.
I don't know about my dad's business.
How could I help him?
By the way, how was your audition?
Oh... I didn't get through.
Yeah?
I can't play the romantic role...
you know that.
It isn't my character.
But I got a new role. It's a serial killer.
Really?
I have it with me.
You have lots of jobs coming in.
You play the thief
and I'm the leading actress.
All right.
I gotta act like this?
Pim! Pim! It can get backfired.
No! It's a fake gun... no bullets.
Really? You scare the shit out of me.
Okay. I'll be the thief.
Ready?
Let me calm myself down.
Okay... I'm ready.
Freeze!
Give me all your money!
No!
Or I will shoot you.
I'm scared...
You want me to shoot you now.
I'm not gonna give in...
No!
Give me the money.
You play like a retard.
How are you gonna pass the audition?
Can't you just sit there...
and say nothing, can you?
Come on, Bung-Earn.
Let's get it seriously.
- Seriously?
- My emotion will go high.
That's our boss's daughter.
Look! Wanna kick his ass?
Do you wanna die?
Ouch!
Money!
Please.
Where is the money?
- Hey! Let's go.
- Let's go... hurry up!
No bullets.
Make it the best you can do...
like a psycho killer.
- You sure?
- Yes.
Damn it!
"Don't hurt you?" You see?
Come here! Where is the money?
I don't know.
Take it... For what?
Excuse me.
Somebody is here looking for you.
I don't know.
You don't know?
Please don't hurt me.
You don't know? Huh?
You don't know?
Money!
No! No!
Good evening.
What brings you here, sir?
Just tell me how much you want.
30 million, I told you.
What? 30 million?
Yes.
Can it be 20 million?
No.
How about 25 million and 50 cents?
Not funny?
Sorry... How about 25 million baht?
Okay.
What?
I'll be back in 3 hours.
Don't let me see even a scratch.
Or else you're a dead man.
Thank you.
Not even a scratch, I guarantee.
How is it, Mr. Mit?
You go ahead
and clean the entire place.
Don't leave even a scratch
or you'll be dead.
Yes, sir.
Glad to do business with you.
Pim, are you all right?
Did you get hurt?
Did they hurt you?
What is it, Daddy?
You gotta be kidding.
Let's buy this place, Dad.
I really like it... perfectly what I want.
Oh... Pim, you didn't get kidnapped.
Kidnapped?
I just rehearsed the fighting scene
with a serial killer...
Like this!
I forgot to give you the deed.
Here it is.
I'm going now.
25 million?
- Mit.
- What?
Let me carry the money for once?
You shouldn't. It's not our money.
Come on.
I don't think I'd have a chance like this
in my entire life.
Just a quick look, okay?
Let's get out of here.
Come on. Quick.
- Come on, Mit.
- I know.
Faster, Mit. He is coming at us.
Will you hurry?
Watch out.
Yes, dear?
I'm working.
What?
Uh... No! I didn't hear it.
You want me to say it now?
All right... Listen.
Love you... Kiss. Kiss.
Yes.
What?
Hurry up, Mit.
I know. I know.
He's right behind us.
Give me the money
or your friend will be dead.
One...
- Two...
- Don't shoot.
Money!
You gotta be strong, Bung-Earn.
Bung-Earn. Hang in there.
Am I gonna die?
You'll be all right. Just stay strong.
Am I gonna die?
Be strong... Let me get in there.
No, you can't. Please wait outside.
Are you the patient's relative?
No... I'm his friend.
If you're just a friend,
please wait outside.
1-2-3 Clear!
1-2-3 Clear!
- Hey, man.
- Huh?
My girlfriend...
- Hey!
- Is she pretty?
Very sexy.
Wow! I think I know her.
- Do you know my girlfriend too?
- Are you sure she's your girl?
Yes.
How did you do?
Nothing... Just use my words.
Piece of cake!
Hey! You! Telephone!
Thanks, sir.
He really got a hot stuff.
Hello?
Yes.
Where am I?
In the cell.
The cell... The jail!
Scoring a girl?
Scoring what?
I can't find any girl in here.
Nobody... I don't bang anyone...
Please...
Yes! Yes! I'll be back soon.
Yes, dear!
My wife calls
as soon as I talk about other woman.
You got a sulky wife?
Stop talking about wife.
Let's hear my story.
Have you ever heard?
Try closing your eyes
and count 1... 2... 3
The first person you see...
...that person is your true friend.
Really?
Yeah... try it.
Close your eyes... Close...
Shit! Hey!
From the event on that day,
I realize that...
We'll realize the value
of something when we lose it.
Until today, I still haven't married Fah.
Why?
Because of this fatso...
It takes 2-3 weeks before
he could possibly get out of the bed.
Give me a break, Mit! I got shot!
Two bullets went into my tummy
and my ass...
It ran closely past my hemorrhoids.
It's far away from your heart.
Your fat has cushioned the bullets.
You think I'm faking, don't you?
What is that? What's the picture for?
To fool them.
Fool who?
Are you crazy, talking to yourself?
Leave me alone.
Are you getting married or not?
Your bride is coming soon.
Tidy up your clothes.
Of course I am...
but I wanna talk for just a sec.
Talking to yourself... you must be crazy.
This chubby is the first person
I think of.
Only for a week,
his face has showed up
all over my head.
How about you?
Have you thought of anyone yet?
If not, I wish you best of luck
and find that person soon.
Hey! What's next?
Okay!
It's time to go get married.
Good luck everyone!
Here... hold this.