Klaus & Barroso (2024) Movie Script
Barroso! Come on, come on!
Barroso, come here, father,
please!
My brother, come quickly, please!
Well, leave it!
Hello, yes!
No, you sounded good.
Borovitea Monastery,
what does your father help you with?
Of course there is oil,
but I have barely consecrated it.
What are you cooking
Not with you, no
A colleague asked me what comes
after "our bread".
So what do I give you?
Myrrh normal, myrrh menthol?
Of course, yes!
Address on WhatsApp
and coins on Revolut, please.
Three hundred lei,
maybe leave something next to it,
for the roof, that it struck us...
- I brought...
- Thanks.
I'll give you the money tomorrow on Revolut.
Today, later?
The world got worse, man! He is no longer human.
Bah!
Where are they? Where is that, me?
Which, me?
Well, are you numb?
What is this, me?
what is this
Barroso, come quickly to the club,
because there are some people there and they are hugging me...
Come on, let me go.
Who is holding you?
Well, hang in there,
stop squeezing me
Well, are you serious?
Who's there? Who squeezes you?
Well, leave that!
You have no shame
that I was going to break my mother's table,
with my mother at the table.
- I was joking too...
- You always do...
- Yes, you get upset about everything!
- I'm angry!
Come on, let's go...
- What did you say, me?
- Me? Nothing.
- Did you swear?
- I didn't swear.
Yes, you wanted to.
It crossed my mind, yes.
Yes, I refrained.
- You don't have that.
- Sorry!
Well, let me at least tell you
What are you doing, me? Do you hit me?
What do you have, me? That I didn't give into you.
did you want
It crossed my mind, yes.
Bye! Please forgive me.
You are right to be upset.
Look, I'll let you give me one,
as hard as you can, in the shoulder.
A cover with all the power.
- No, you're breaking my eardrums.
- Wow.
Kick my ass.
With all the power?
- But I'm holding on to something.
- Don't hold on to anything, that's it.
Come on over. Pass by.
Pass!
- It's easy money.
- No.
- Three thousand euros, minimum.
- No.
Well, are we giving shit to those people?
what is it Do not put! "Shit" is not a swear word.
You could tell you were making fun of yourself
because it's "you" not "us"
and it wouldn't be the first time.
Will you at least let me explain?
Not.
He gave me this advance...
godfather, knight of honor, what is it.
- How much?
- Does it matter? It's about honor!
Do you mind if you show me too?
What, the money?
Do you want me to show you on the phone now?
Is that how we got there?
If you don't mind
I mean you don't believe me?
Ugly.
How do you live, me,
if you don't even trust your brother?
What life is this?
Already.
You see that Antonia is calling you.
Pardon.
So.
But who is Antonia?
It doesn't matter. Go! Happy?
And it's not all of them that I've taken
drinks from them, things...
That's why I put it on tonight.
In the end, I clean it,
it doesn't stick at all... damn.
By the time I finish drinking the coffee,
you collect everything
and go with me to my mother
to say "Happy Birthday".
Bye! Come on Barroso
Think about this kid.
Are we kidding? Once he also gets married.
I don't talk anymore.
I didn't tell you in the message
that I knew you were upset,
but... i have some problems.
I don't know if you remember
when I asked you if you wanted
to be a bodyguard for life
and you said no
and I said "let's invest in crypto"
like this new coin came out, Tokashi,
and you said "No, well, it's a stick",
no, how do you do it.
Well, it's a good thing you didn't mess up,
because it went down your throat
and I had bought 5,000 euros.
And it wasn't my money,
because where can I get 5,000 euros?
I had to take out a loan.
Lost 5,000 euros on crypto?
Wait, don't panic.
Do you see me panicking?
And last week this boy came
that he wants to take over the whole club for one night,
but definitely this club.
What was I to do? Shouldn't I take the money?
Hey, you lost 5,000 euros on crypto?
It was said. It was settled. Come on, I'm begging you,
concentrate, we don't have time.
And tomorrow morning I'm going to the bank,
I'll put 3,000 euros in front of him
and I say "the rest in a week".
And that's it.
You lost three or four hours.
Come on, can you help me?
What was mom saying?
don't talk to me
And what shall we do, me,
be silent for seven or eight hours while we sit here?
I sent him a message that I couldn't make it.
And what a kiss!
He showed me.
She was very proud, poor thing.
You told him you had work in Ukraine.
Well, I gave a random excuse.
That you are going to Kiev with help!
I said something too,
I didn't stop to think.
You sent him a picture of you and Zelensky
shaking hands, ma.
Yes, me, well
You put your head
over that American general
if you had black hands, Klaus!
OK, I lied!
Is that what you want to hear?
What did you want me to do? I could not
look into her eyes of shame.
Do you think it's easy for me?
That's the truth: I'm ashamed.
I know I'm a disappointment
to this woman too.
If you want to make me feel
even more stupid, go ahead, you're right.
- Come on, I...
- You don't know what it's like
to live with the thought that your mother
is happier when you are not there.
That's it, stop saying that.
That he has a child like the world and a loser.
That's not true, ma.
take me in your arms
I don't want
Just a little bit of everything.
Stop talking nonsense.
Good.
It's going to be fine, right?
Good.
Come on, we're men.
we are
Good evening!
That's right, dad!
Lux!
What has this come in!
Give us some shots too.
Honey, have a shot with me?
I'll stay a little longer.
"I'll stay a little longer" and how?
I'll stay a little longer, godfather.
So, me! Alas!
Can I have a coffee?
With milk, no sugar?
An imperial.
- He's coming now.
- And a Pepsi, please.
Good!
That's expensive, isn't it?
Clear!
Just don't think that I bought it from Metro
for 12 lei a bottle if it's six bucks, right?
Well, can you find something like this in our country?
Maruzio? Take a look.
That's gold. Look at the bottom.
And!
How cool!
How interesting!
I've never drunk gold before.
So this is where it all happened.
No, this is where he hung it.
By the way, it seems to me that at his home.
Come on Cat!
Come on, what are you so upset about? We joke
like boys too. Look, Zanzibar... the Osani!
I don't know, me. Melania has a cold at home.
I kept telling you I don't feel like
partying and you keep insisting.
What's wrong, Vladut?
That we took the whole club to ourselves?
That we don't rub shoulders with all the poor,
that all the barefoot people don't come to me?
- Good luck!
- Good luck, God help!
Stone house.
- I think it's beautiful.
- You hear them!
Oh, no, I was saying that it's beautiful like that,
that it's something symbolic.
But the club is also OK.
He did it at my father-in-law's house,
that I also held the wedding
at my wife's place, in Piatra.
At a very... "La Gherasim" restaurant.
Sir, some people down pat
Penalty cam!
No, because there was also a brass band...
Something else!
What are you doing, me?
Well, and I told them not to leave beggars here
because we want to feel good!
what are you doing man
What are you doing, me, can you still?
- Albert, the bride's brother.
- To live. Andu, I like it.
Stone house, Vladu.
Your brother kisses you!
Live, give me some wine too,
please? But let it be good.
- Picture, yes?
- Yes...
Come on, take a picture,
what are you doing like a fool?
You say you're Casimir when I don't come to work!
The snake!
And that's how your wife feels
when I stop by.
I don't think so. I think rather so.
So you admit he's passing by your wife.
Where, that not even...
They don't even have a place to go...
He's a security guard at the complex, right?
Be kind, in which room is the
"Caii de la Letea" conference?
No, it's getting hot now.
We have an Italian boss.
And a Romanian woman... she's going to be hot.
- How cute!
- Separeu, if you want...
- It's big!
- separate something.
You put yourself where you want...
- So can we?
- Yes, yes.
Yes, love. Now. Now I have arrived.
- Get out! Grounds!
- Come on, me!
No, Santa, no, I'm with the drink.
I had a smoke at your place then,
I was sick for three days.
Three days, me? Fuck them weed!
Did you give him the antifungal?
Next to the butt, there
What, me? Are you ashamed of being a drug addict?
Everyone has, me, that's why.
Look, Ct for example.
Ct has a premium account of OnlyFans.
- Well, shut up, me.
- He spent...
Come on, boss, how much did you spend,
for example, last month? 100-200 euros?
Shut up, me, I don't I don't, what do you have?
Well, if you're going to give me a dime,
at least let him do the damn thing, right?
You don't even have the guts to send
a pic for "dick rating".
Why are you laughing, you junkie?
I'll go outside if I disturb, is that okay?
Come on, go relax, baby!
The militia!
Hear? Bring me one of those with gold too.
Yes, yes!
What about you, me? What licks do people leave
in glasses in clubs...?
Do you hear me? do you hear
This is the lick that people leave
in their glasses in the clubs!
He's crazy big.
But you have fun with it, maximum.
Well, I'm trying!
If there's something I haven't tasted, right?
Yes, love.
Vladu, come to the head of the table,
come here next to your godfathers.
Come on, go sit there with the godfather, no more
- Go there!
- Stay with the godfather!
Okay, I'm going to the godfather, that's it
Hear? You got it done with karaoke, right?
And what else did I talk to...
Yes, the premium package.
There's also karaoke... that's all.
I don't think so! Come on, Ct!
My boy!
Doesn't your boy take care of you?
Bestow!
Guys, when I met Mela,
there was karaoke here.
We both unknowingly asked,
"Never take my love away"
that I know it perfectly.
do you have
How not to? We have absolutely everything that came out
before 2000.
- Is it all right now, sweetie?
- It's good, godfather!
Good luck!
- Cheers! Health, luck!
- Stone house!
- Stone house! God help!
- Stone house!
I'd eat your mouth!
And? What is it like when the younger sister gets married?
Bigger.
Fixed by 47 minutes.
are you twins
Yes. Almost identical.
It's just that she's a little shorter.
Okay, he also has a little tattoo here
on this side.
I have a beard, she doesn't. In the rest...
This is
Is he still sick?
Oh, no, don't give it to me on the phone now
that she's here with...
Meow? what is my love doing
I gave the cat on the phone!
are you ok
are you sick
Listen, do you have something personal with me?
do you want me bad
I mean?
Naturally, they don't like it
if you sit with that face.
No, they don't like that the club is empty.
Nobody said anything about me, what's up?
Well, it looks like you want to break their heads,
drink blood from their throats!
No, and professional defect.
Yes, me, but now you don't stay at the door anymore.
You don't have to scare people, OK?
Take those too.
Now we smile!
I thought we understood each other.
Smile! That when you have the feeling
that you are smiling, nothing is visible!
Smile a lot, bright.
Uh now?
If you don't mind
That's it! Maybe a little less?
And take that into account too.
Ask them how they feel... tell them you too
take that "stone house" slave.
So, see? You will find an average.
Nothing is heard.
I don't understand what the actors are saying.
What actors, me? Well, do we still have actors?
They are no longer the actors they used to be.
It's just like football.
Do you hear me? You can no longer build a house,
because all the builders have become actors.
Where is Jesus of Nazareth
Fiddler on the Hot Roof,
A flower and two gardeners,
The Tramp... Raj Kapoor!
Do I go to the cinema to see it live?
I am alive!
Plus what does it do to children. I mean
That's what my wife says too.
The Romanian film fools the children.
Well, you educate them at home for nothing
if they run away to the mall after that and...
But what do they learn from there?
So I personally witnessed
a situation narrated by an acquaintance.
16-year-old girl, Olympian in mathematics,
saw a Romanian film,
now she is a prostitute in Denmark.
God
Melania is crazy about superheroes.
He knows them inside out.
I thought he liked the black and white ones.
Why?
Come on, honey,
don't be upset that we don't mean it with malice!
Well, it's like you're...
It's not that big of a difference.
Come on!
In this whole age thing,
I have only one question.
Does he have a job? Does he work?
And!
That if he works, he can be
19, 48 or whatever...
Yes, me, to produce!
Don't shoot for two.
But Melania is very hardworking.
It's been like this since she was little.
Exact!
In communism, everyone worked.
Me, but you are really insensible!
Come on, what's up?
Well, no, but did I say something
about your girlfriends?
Come on, don't take it too seriously,
we're just kidding!
It's fine anyway, ma. Happiness matters.
Look
There is no greater happiness
than getting married, you know.
- I know.
- Especially at the beginning.
- I know.
- He's the most beautiful!
Then, of course, there is more...
It's not really...
But even after
this great happiness passes,
it's still nice, my, that the children are coming
and everything you do, you do for them.
You stop thinking about yourself.
There is no longer male or female.
You are "mommy" and with "daddy".
Once the kids come,
you are no longer... nothing.
Yeah OK.
- Okay.
- Come on, Vlade, wait, me.
Bye! did you get angry
- I have nothing.
- Wait! Well, Vlad!
E chill.
Well, come on, me, that you too...
What did I say, me?
Mother, what a foam it makes!
Germans, brother! In vain.
You can count on her.
Thank you.
What, you don't like it?
Yes. It's not about... I like it.
Emotions with the wedding!
No, exactly! I can't wait.
It's really not what they say.
What? That?
Yes. Melania is very
I have never met anyone like her.
Nobody, ever.
It may not seem like it, but
I have a lot of experience with
I had many girlfriends.
- What, you don't believe me?
- Well, how?
And, yes, there is an age difference,
but it's not that big.
And it doesn't even matter.
I feel at home next to her.
We learn together, we grow together...
But did the boys know her,
or are they talking like that?
They met her.
Then it's clear. They are complexed by it.
- Yes?
- Well?
An insecure man sees a mature woman
- And they panic.
- Exactly.
The problem is with them.
- Do you know what you have to do?
- What?
Nothing.
- Do you know Maruta?
- Husband Andrei.
Exact. And at some point I don't know
who is asking him anymore...
No, actually, he asks that one.
He says: "Ma'am, you..." She was a woman.
"Ma'am, what do you do
when you're not doing anything?"
Which one, be careful...
"I'm evolving."
I forgot to tell you something.
Stone house!
Thank you.
And I hope you feel good
with us in the establishment.
Thank you.
Well, Vldu... Did you call Casimir?
Yes, but I invited him to the party.
Anyway, he's in Prague, he's not coming.
- It's in the yard, bro. Park.
- What?
Well, what are you doing, well?
- Shall I go meet him?
- No!
Me, are you high?
Me, but one thing we talk, another thing we do?
How should I know?
- Bye, brother, bye!
- I sent an email to cool!
But it's not, me, OK! Now we won't be able
to do anything with that one here.
Wait, me, Andu what are you doing?
- Andu... Wait, brother!
- I'm leaving.
Wait, don't leave. Let's talk!
Well, I can't stand his antics!
It's enough for me, as long as I can stand it at work!
Mr. Casimir!
Stone house! i kiss you
hand kiss
Oh look...
Your marriage has already begun to fall apart!
That's it, no more pulling the beasts, now you push!
And!
- Does the lady cook well?
- Cook.
- Okay, yes!
- Good evening! Hi guys.
- Good evening!
- Michael.
Albert. Brother of the bride.
CEO the
That, outside. Here
Wait, I'm tickling!
Don't squeeze so hard, that's the hand
I sign promotions with.
Alas!
Luck
God
How?
God
- Michael.
- Claus.
We were waiting for you to start karaoke.
There's something I like about you, man.
do you hear Don't you want something nicer?
A whisky, a
But what the hell? Give me a beer!
- Get him a beer!
- Really, I'd have a beer too.
Go get some beers!
- This is where I stay?
- Yes, yes.
- Cool place!
- Yes, yes, yes!
This is where they met!
But didn't you say you were going to Prague?
Yes. They twisted
Only good. I'm still with the boys.
Yeah, that's normal!
Let's see what the youth think, right?
We take the pulse.
- Me, what, me, in that head of yours?
- What do you want!
- Thank you.
- It's good, ma. Get to work!
- We are not only the job.
- Normal.
Plus I heard that the devil
dresses up in Prague.
From where? Me, how are you doing, me?
She's good, isn't she?
Of stand-up!
You need to get into stand-up, boss.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
prepare your throats for karaoke!
Bravo! Let's see you!
It is!
The Song of Songs!
What are you singing to us?
What the hell, he was just walking...
I just tested it, it was working.
I don't know
Ceauescu's karaoke live.
With all due respect, but these newer ones
are for those who don't know how.
Yes, sure.
You don't know with what sacrifices... It's a vintage!
Bravo! Come on, let it go now.
Santa, see if he has any
more of these, Elvis, Mozart, all the crazy ones.
Put it on YouTube if not
Excuse me, you requested the Premium package
and I purchased licensed software.
Okay, come on, let it go now.
Except, nah...
that's how they do the older ones.
Licensed, but come on!
That's right, dad!
Come on, Vladut!
The first song is dedicated to Mrs. Melania...
"Miss" for now.
Hear? But it's already 11.
We sure have time before
Of
The surprise of the evening.
Vladu, I said we are only boys
and I brought you a...
Well, Ct, I begged you nicely!
What do you have, me? It doesn't exist! It's an old law!
The young lady is in the taxi, she's arriving now.
- We put it right after karaoke.
- Very good.
Bah! Go, ma, nene,
bring that one, leave me with the karaoke!
This one's singing karaoke
what the hell, are we at a party?
- Exactly!
- Karaoke is also very good, stay calm.
It's not, oh, it's not!
And striptease, and karaoke,
because it's Vldu's night.
- I promised Melania!
- I didn't even have striptease.
But he was a starost.
Sorry. Come on, Vlade, start
that striptease right away, I'm dying here!
- Please, please, sing for us!
- No!
I'm begging you for everything! Let's die here!
Please
let me sing a song!
And I say...
that I can't stay long and it's a shame.
A song!
Wouldn't you rather
get straight to the striptease?
That's an idea! Well done, me!
- Vladut, we are adults.
- Yes, the best.
- Melania the same.
- Come on, don't be upset, my brother.
Come on, sing after that, with the godfather.
- Come on, I'm done!
- We sing together.
Now we sing karaoke
and after that striptease.
Striptease!
Good evening!
Five minutes?
- Do you see me?
- Yes, yes!
OK. And now, the moment we've
all been waiting for...
- That's it!
- Korean striptease!
It is!
Applause please for
Leave.
Ali-sun-du-ru!
Bravo!
Ct, I don't have cash, can you help me too?
- How much?
- About 20-21 lei, there.
Come on, Srbule, come on, father.
Let's start right now, come on.
Bravo!
Well done! Anis!
Come on, put that hood down quick!
Me, but don't take anything down,
let me die here!
Miss, we also know how to dance,
but we didn't pay for the dancers,
we paid for...
Yes, that's what you call
a bar attendant.
Do something
that we've been sitting here staring at each other
like fools for a quarter of an hour!
Do something!
What did you say, finisher? Did you say "do"?
Come on, please, let's not
let's not make a scene now
Do the job
you were paid to do
- Alice, no!
- I don't give a test for them!
We sit like fools,
staring at each other for a quarter of an hour...
Do something!
Okay, wait a minute...
Well, that's what he got money for!
Take it all down!
Yes, love! The cake has now arrived
and he only gives cake to those upstairs.
Put the cake down!
Take it all down!
And now...
No, because he takes it, takes it...
But he still won't undress, what the hell?
She undresses, but she has a number
Come, my girl, I'm dying!
Undress, you dance beautifully,
but show us something!
Oh, poor thing!
After borrowing two lei here , you still have a big mouth, don't you?
Didn't you tell mom you were coming to striptease?
I asked. I didn't have it with me.
But it seems I took too much.
Get 20 lei back.
Gentlemen, a little patience
as we get there.
But come on, one more round of applause
for Ali-sun-du-ru
Are you work colleagues, me,
or former evening colleagues?
At work, miss. That it didn't take
all of us to learn to be strippers.
Please forgive us.
I didn't agree from the beginning.
Why are you apologizing to me?
At work, miss.
And my boy is getting married.
That's why I wanted a woman to
strip, not the lady conductor.
- Stop it.
- Stop arguing with us now.
But no one argues with you,
Mr. Administrator.
Be careful, because I don't allow you
Alas! What are you going to do to me now?
Can you two take me to maintenance?
Yes, yes, yes! You with the bar!
Bre!
I don't bother you at the administration,
you don't interrupt me at work
Simple.
Yes? You are a dancer!
You just dance like you're
Don't even undress!
Bro, but you also break the humor!
Fill the Palace Hall!
Well then, let's stop calling her
"striptease" if not...
Not? Let's call it "stripnot" if still...
But come on stage
and wave your little cuckoo
and we call it "micromanagement".
He took you out! He took it out!
- Come on, Mr. Casimir, please...
- Come on, I was so good! what do you want
Well, hello, but what do we do now?
Look, bro, I got into an argument
with one who has white hair on his head!
Stop it, fool, you're not even 17 anymore!
One second
Hear? Show me, me, and us your tits!
What do you want me?
You haven't seen a naked woman either
since your mother nursed you?
Well, you don't talk about mom!
But where did you get this fixation on tits?
Barroso!
But this is not normal! You can not!
Do you know how much money I gave?
- Good evening.
- It's unacceptable!
- How much!
- Come on, please, let's calm down.
Are you kidding this boy?
- I have no problem.
- Let's not get angry.
Well, I'm already nervous!
Let's not get more angry!
Sorry, I have no business with you.
I talked something with your companion...
- Take a seat.
- Done, done.
Take a seat.
Good evening.
Good evening.
- Gentlemen...
- From my side, all respect.
I mean yes, he just danced,
but he danced very nicely.
I, Vlade, since the accident I no longer have...
I mean, no, I...
You used to fart like that, a little, but I didn't...
I didn't get to...
I don't give money for something like that!
- Let me show you another tit!
- Please. Let us
Gentlemen, the house rule is very clear.
Hello.
What do you want, me?
I wanted to tell you that I agree.
With what?
You are right.
They think that if they pay
they can do anything.
And with me there is
sometimes one more...
I just finished
at the mother hell in Ghencea
to some libidinous,
I'm struggling to wipe those balls off me
so I can come here to meet other guys.
I am very sorry for
to.
Loud. Thank you.
I'm Barroso... I'm Barbu.
Leave.
i know
And you're still here?
Yes, me, yes, yes... I told him that too.
I'll calm down and dance.
No, I wasn't talking about dancing.
If you don't want it anymore, that's OK.
And you're paying me just for stopping by?
I don't know about money,
I used to say that if you can't anymore,
yes, you can't anymore.
I absolutely support you.
I'm going to dance.
If you all stop beating me over the head,
because after that I get angry again.
Clear.
Would you like a drink? A coffee? A lemonade?
Dude, I strip,
I don't drive trucks.
Yes. I can make lemonade and that's about it.
Or not, whatever you want.
A hundred whiskeys, two ice cubes?
Pot.
The coolest boss!
He pays all the shots!
Like this!
But whose ear do I have to bite?
to give me a wheelbarrow of booze
for my crew?
Me?
I love this guy!
- What are we doing? Is that why?
- Yes, make us another one.
Thank you, you are cute.
Thank you.
You know who really liked these ? His ex Prince Charles.
Mare babagont!
Come on pirates!
Well, Cataline! Best party ever!
Excellently organized.
Location, everything!
So you have some talent,
not as they say from HR.
Now we drink for Vladu!
Shot!
- Shot!
- Shot!
Until the morning!
Until the morning!
Good evening.
I don't want to push it,
but have you dealt with it?
- Well, but you really are very stupid.
- Forgive me, did I talk to you?
Did someone talk to you?
Mother, as much as you take the glass in your teeth!
Come on, please, let's sort it out,
that i paid for it, yes?
That's it, everybody out.
Come on, Barroso.
- I hit them in the head with the club.
- Well, we can't.
Please, it's worse than you think.
I still have five hours to pay!
But what bank is that
open at five in the morning, huh?
Work, me! These newer ones work.
What bank did you get it from?
Bank not necessarily bank.
More of a boy.
From what boy?
- Shrubs.
- Which Sobi, me?
The rat. It is also called obi.
A friend recommended it to me.
Friend not necessarily friend.
More of an acquaintance.
Did you see that
the bar is out of blue syrup?
What do you have, me? It's full.
Come help me find blue syrup.
Barroso!
We're going to look for
Look for blue syrup, I hear.
Did you take money from loan sharks?
Come here and I'll kill you! come
Wait, we're hitting it right there!
Look, me, that blue syrup.
let's go
Too slow.
It can't be, guys, nobody is
that stupid! For 30 years, girls!
So if we don't calm down,
I don't know how you want us to communicate.
I try to be calm every day!
I'm trying not to kill you!
But I don't know how, shit
Well, so in the end
it's swearing or isn't it?
God gave you this gift,
to destroy my brains and my life!
Well see?
That's why I didn't tell you the whole truth.
Because I knew that's exactly how you would take it.
"The whole truth"?
I mean, there is more.
OK, so
The truth, yes?
The truth and only the truth?
You know, like in that series
Mother, mother, day, me once,
because I don't know what I'm doing to you!
Good. The truth.
I took 5,000 euros from the guys.
That's what I told you.
And tomorrow morning I have to give it to him.
And I toured my mother's apartment.
And that's why it's so important
to be flawless tonight.
Would you like to?
Flawless, bro. I mean impeccable.
Did you get along with the moneylenders and throw
the mother out of the house for 5,000 euros?
No, wait, I didn't do the paperwork.
It was like that... something verbal,
in case... But it's not the case.
We go there, we do work
and tomorrow morning...
It's by far the dumbest thing
you've ever done.
I am
you have me
I am very disappointed.
Not that you're stupid, I knew that.
But I just don't think
you're a good person anymore.
I don't know how to proceed
in these situations, but...
Claudio,
I think I want to break up.
Come on, don't talk like that.
I'll help you, because it's about the mother.
I stay until it's all over
but from tomorrow, I don't want to see you anymore.
Don't call me anymore...
And?
If you're at mom's, give me a sign
before I wake up with you there.
Anyway, I don't think that's the case.
Well, Barroso
We both finished it.
From today,
you are no longer my brother.
Well
Striptease!
what is here who are they
They are some friends.
We also threw a small party
for Barroso's birthday.
Yes? happy birthday
Thank you.
But weren't you a Scorpio?
Ba da, they were.
No, it's... it's name day.
At?
And
Bartholomew. That it is Saint Bartholomew.
Bringing the relics
of Saint Bartholomew the Apostle and...
Because you're kidding me,
I'm going to call the police.
No, Mrs. Vera!
No "Ms. Vera." 112, right?
And.
Wait a minute, that's not the case.
Mrs. Vera, would you like to
talk for a while, please? Two minutes?
Let's go to the booth
and talk for a bit, please.
Mrs. Vera,
I'm going to tell you the truth and if you do
n't want to get mad at us...
And if I want to be angry?
- If that's what you want...
- Can I be upset?
- Absolutely.
- Good.
The truth is... my idiot brother
borrowed money from moneylenders
and if we don't give them back, we are left without a home
and he has no legs,
but that's not such a big problem.
And he thought about renting out the space
for a small party, you see.
Some bachelors
It's a very bad idea and I promise
it won't happen again.
We took the drink, you know.
No one will break anything,
because I'm standing next to them, I swear.
Mrs. Vera?
I don't care.
It's my man's club.
You can also set it on fire.
- And yours.
- Not in the documents either.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's only in his name,
so i'm not interested.
- Mrs. Vera...
- What is it? What more do you want?
Let's not break or have problems.
I'm begging you...
A joke.
You hide in the bathroom to text yourself.
Serious? It's just offensive.
I stayed with a fool for ten years.
Ten years!
He took his perfume.
Take. look
Is it normal?
- Yes.
- No.
- No.
- It's not.
- It's not.
- The finesse caught him now.
For ten years I've been begging him
to stop spraying himself on his T-shirt
and now you're telling me that he entered
the store, smelled samples
and chose saffron with bitter almonds
and jasmine?
- Are you serious?
- No.
- Come on, are you serious?
- No!
Why don't we set it on fire?
But let's calm down...
What, me, that I set it on fire with my hand.
No, no, come on...
Let's think a little more.
Good. Bring another gin.
- Okay.
- Actually, a vodka.
A vodka. I'll bring you,
but do you promise to stay here?
Why?
To... know where I'm bringing you.
And?
A large vodka.
Do you hear, Alice?
Where do you like it more and more?
In the mountains or at the sea?
At sea.
I'm with the mountain
because it's more dangerous there.
But it's also dangerous at sea.
Why? That you risk not finding a sunbed?
Not. That all the cocalars are paying attention to you
.
As a woman.
As a woman, yes.
I didn't think.
You didn't think.
Come on, give me that vodka!
I'm going to take this
but i'll be back
Have you calmed down?
Why are you not ashamed
to lie like this?
But what can I say?
That he's been lying to me since I was two years old,
since he started talking.
And I always find an excuse,
I always blame myself...
Yes! It's all my fault!
I conditioned him to lie to me, didn't I?
Because of me he is now in Sinaia with that one
and tell me that he is with Sergiu
in Bacu, looking for spaces!
And now he's dragged Mom
into all his misery.
I don't understand.
It's like he's a man when I talk to him
and when I left him alone, he becomes another.
Exact!
At home when I ask him what he has, it's nothing.
How he walks out the door, how he has a mistress.
Ugly, but seen before.
But if I catch you,
I got you, me boy
don't take me for a fool!
- Right?
- Exactly!
- Why keep lying?
- Exactly!
Exact.
All men are jerks.
That's right.
I confronted him because I wanted
to understand exactly...
What should I understand, me?
That he needs a
20-year-old fool to laugh at corny jokes,
and buy him a gift of perfume from his money?
Is that what you want me to understand?
I understood.
Now what do I do?
I don't know, ma'am.
True. Zi-mi True.
excuse me
Bring another vodka.
I forgot to tell you.
Very cool your proposal with Korea.
And the music...
And you look great in that kimono.
It seems to me that blue
brings you out...
The hair.
Thank you.
And especially how you move... er...
But did you do ballet or something?
Folk dances at the Children's Palace.
See wood.
You are funny.
Make me some more tea.
You hear, but when you dance,
where else do you dance?
If I wanted to see to see you dance?
Tell me, Barbule, do you like me?
Yes I mean
Who wouldn't like that?
You saw me in a kimono,
with nice make-up, dancing on the bar...
No, it's not related.
Beard
You're not the first to notice
me at work, you realize that, right?
Yes, but I'm not like those
who come to you in clubs.
Beards
No, I'm not like that.
OK.
This is heating up.
Leave me, me, with your tea!
leave me
You are right. I'm getting a divorce.
But I
Wait a minute, I haven't
Didn't you say it was a joke?
I didn't say anything. I just approved.
That it's a joke.
- I have...
- I'm getting a divorce.
Don't you want to think a little more?
To what?
You tell me what to do.
Have we gotten that bad?
It.
Look at me a little.
Do you think I look bad?
God forbid!
Okay, I still do that "crow's paw" thing
when I smile.
No, ma'am, you're gorgeous.
Is that right? I am a gorgeous woman.
And smart. I ran this club,
I built it from scratch.
Design, everything. I chose this table.
I bought these glasses.
Rectangular pipe! 100 linear meters.
Perforated nets. 50-60 sheets.
Red brick.
Do you know how much red brick went in here?
One and a half ton. A little bit!
That's it, Mrs. Vera.
- Let's get a divorce.
- Right!
- Yes.
- And I told you to call me Vera.
forgive me
Yes, I finish this and dance.
But their boss drinks, right?
Is that a wolf?
Well, I can't do this anymore.
All the objects in the club
remind me of you.
- By us.
- Mother...
I do what you want. But it breaks
my heart when you act like this.
I'm going to cry!
I want to cry!
Mom, so you're doing exactly like you did at sea,
when you wanted to leave with that girl
and I yelled at them
that if he gets under you to look for the navel
that he has two hours of air there.
Better?
I like music a lot.
I like watching
people dance.
I would like to dance too.
- Striptease?
- No, no!
I mean, striptease is a job
and I respect it.
It doesn't matter.
I don't see colors.
I don't care
if you're a stripper or
cardiologist.
And.
But wasn't it better to be a cardiologist?
Not. No... Well if you were a cardiologist,
maybe you never join
this club.
Almost certainly.
Well, Barbule.
Let's be big people for a bit.
So you're going to ask for my phone number.
And.
You're taking me out on a date.
And.
Let's say we combine.
God help!
In a maximum of three months it will start
to bother you that I work nights.
Well, I work nights too!
That I striptease, that other men see me,
you're going to knock by the way,
you're going to be passive-aggressive.
Yeah, I don't agree, but fine.
I've played this game before.
Let's not start something
that leads nowhere anyway.
But you don't even know me.
Okay, if you really want,
let's meet sometime.
To me or to you.
But no
"good morning, I dreamed of you" messages.
But I don't want just once and that's it.
Beard, you're cute,
but believe me, there's no way out.
Let's meet at least three times.
But we are not at the market!
That's about all I have to offer, if you want.
Not. Better than that, not at all.
What do you say, Barbule.
Do I still think?
I'm still thinking.
Thank you.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
So, I spoke with Mr. Niu
when he rented
that he doesn't have parties here,
weddings, baptisms, funerals, monday.
I need some quiet too, okay?
I'm young too, I understand the fun,
but not at the beginning of the week,
I begged him a lot.
Yes, he told me!
You live upstairs, right?
Yes, he forgot to call you,
he told me to come up and apologize,
but I still had orders and...
It's nothing, I call him.
- No!
- No, no, it's not possible.
I make bairams too, yes?
I think you've heard since you moved
that I've been getting all kinds of
Women, no!
But not Monday.
- Please very much.
- Don't call him because he's busy.
His mother is sick.
He went to you
in Galiciuica commune, Dolj county.
That's why he doesn't participate either.
That he organized everything you see.
It's their annual meeting of
I'm at a loss for words. You know how it is with the rich...
So what, are they all?
And!
That's why big.
Parent!
I think it's the first time
I've seen Freemasons.
I mean, let them be masons, because
I have seen masons before, but masons-masons...
- Yes...
- Never.
You say that's why the seas?
They're over nine, right?
Which new one sir?
From 50 upwards. Great for everything.
Well, if that one put
his sons in London...
Therefore, please, if you can
understand us. Just tonight, yeah?
Make an exception. For the boss and...
world freemasonry.
Hear? But do you think they mind
if I hang around for a bit?
Little.
Do you know something? Come on, stay here
but please, please, under no circumstances
let him see you.
That you know how they are.
I'm staying here properly. I don't say a word.
Look, I drink a Pepsi too
Kiss the hand!
He did not look the High Priestess in the eye.
Do you hear me?
Bye, Vladut.
Bye! Vladut, wait, me!
Well, do you hear me? Pay attention!
Bah! He brought us bosketari to the party!
Santa, who is that?
It's another stripper in disguise!
Well, at least let that undress!
- Well, who is me?
- Who is it, Santa?
No, it's
Don't you know him?
Not.
Serious? It was on TV.
Not.
- Where?
- "Empire of Lions"...
Yes, well, yes, like yes.
The man is a millionaire.
Multimillionaire. It has all kinds of
All those from the exit from Olympus,
his.
Serious? The one to Neptune?
Now, now, now
And these in Bucharest.
All this with "City" in the name...
City
Sau City.
Arc de Triomphe,
The National Stadium,
the Grozveti metro station... He is!
What can I say? It has all the airports
Come on, I... I don't think so.
Okay, the ground part. Not all.
Man makes money all the time, he doesn't stop.
Great investor.
Take it, because I don't know what... and then...
So is he coming here?
It will pass, yes. He likes this job,
to burn it normally and then...
He didn't know it was the rented club...
Tell me if you want me to kick him out.
No, no, no! Let the man
feel good, what is his business?
What he's drinking, what he's eating tonight,
come to me.
Or so. Good.
Okay, it's fixed. Big appetite!
Wait, me.
Bye!
Be healthy, have money...
- Come on, beak!
- Beak.
You know you're doing the wedding for nothing, right?
- Can we?
- Wedding dress,
restaurant, where we stay the gentiles...
All for nothing.
You can't escape.
- There are thresholds.
- No, I'm sure that
It's a threshold every three years and after that,
if you get rid of that one, it's another one in seven
and after that, at ten, it's bye, it's done.
- Maybe not in all cases...
- Listen!
You will ruin everything. It starts from you.
You have to be aware.
She's probably a good girl.
That I see you cool boy.
Not?
- She is a very good girl.
- You are very good too.
Thank you.
Now. In ten years,
you'll be a lying bitch.
- Well, I won't be.
- You will be!
- How old are you?
- Twenty seven.
- Mrs. Vera?
- It's not a good age.
- And her?
- Forty.
do you see In ten years you will be 37
and you're going to lose your mind
for a 10 p.m.
- I don't like younger women.
- You'll love it!
I don't like them.
Do you want me to tell you what to do?
- Mrs. Vera?
- I don't know.
- What is it, Barroso?
- I made you a lemonade.
come on
- Okay, come on.
- Come on.
You will be petty and selfish
and break all your promises.
come on
You hurt her and you will bring
only suffering upon yourself!
You are looking at your future!
Done, done
We curse your houses!
Done, done
Don't worry, do you have five minutes?
Three. Three minutes.
come on
Welcome.
Welcome.
I'm Andu, he's Ct.
Inverse.
On the contrary, correct. forgive me I have emotions.
Maximilian.
Maximilian, I'm fine.
Andu, I like it.
Thank you for stopping by.
I'm sorry to bother you.
I knew it was closed on Mondays.
Not for you either.
I don't want you to take it, I don't know how,
but we know who you are.
Yes. We are following you.
I've seen everything you do.
Well, I'm following you too.
I pray, as much as I can, when I can, how I can.
Well, have you seen?
Nothing is accidental.
Nothing is accidental,
so the music, the lady... everything.
Let's not waste time.
The two of us would like to invite you,
obviously, if you allow us...
in a... I don't even know how to call it.
- Trip?
- Adventure!
That's incredible.
The world cannot imagine
how these adventures begin.
And it's actually that simple.
You have to work, you have to study,
and be patient for the right person to see you.
do you hear
Bro, exactly.
Mom, so I can't believe it!
So, that's exactly how it was with us.
I've learned so far, I've worked
so far, I've learned so much, right, Ct?
Definitely, what, are you crazy?
You are my brother!
And you are my brother!
- Who is your brother?
- But who is my brother?
Pam, pam, pam
- Since when I want brothers too!
- Well...
- Well
- Well
It is our honor to call you "brother"!
- Brother!
- Brother!
Brother!
- Good, brother.
- Brother!
You know the French have their Telecom,
which has the same type of antennas
that the entire globe has.
Because where do all
these telecom chips come from?
From Taiwan!
Now what if we told you
that on a vacation we can do
in the near future, as brothers,
we can introduce you
with some "comrades"
who can help us with silicon?
The level is
Well?
After that we have to make our chips
and become market leaders
and I know someone in Arad
who has a factory...
The former wagon factory.
Telecommunications will be in the palm of our hands!
Come on, come on, you guys,
leave the man alone, you guys.
He also came to relax.
Yes, but we have a
Cazimir Emil Onu, CEO.
The boss of all these rascals.
Maximilian, brother!
We have
Come on, boys, go to the tables.
Okay, come on, go there.
Sir,
let me get you a real drink,
not what these little people drink around here.
I have my sons in London
and what I noticed...
Mrs. Vera! Enough, Mrs. Vera!
I said done! Ready!
Come on, Barroso,
stop treating me like a child!
Well if you act like a child!
But let me now consume
what I have to consume!
Not to go crazy in six months
that I didn't show my nerves
when I needed to!
I'm OK, do you understand? I'm healing.
I asked you nicely...
That's it, me. Anyway, I'm done.
Now done.
But what do you have? What are you so stressed about?
The boss will see!
We will choose a criminal case!
Stay calm, I'll answer.
And we'll see after the divorce
if he's still your boss.
Do you know what I'm saying?
You are too stressed.
That's why you don't get along with that girl.
- Which girl?
- The one from the bar?
I'm angry, I'm not stupid.
- You're sinking, my boy.
- No, ma'am, no...
- Titanic!
- No, we were just talking.
Women and children first!
That bad?
You're too high on her!
Your eyes are watering when you look at it!
You say you're one of those puppies
who can't wait to have the ball thrown to them!
- Yes?
- You can not!
Be more relaxed too.
You still had a little and you asked her to be your wife.
Add some attitude too.
When you go to the market, what do you do?
You look left, you look right
You taste another plum, touch another tomato...
Trust me.
We relax a bit and start over.
And?
Another smile, another joke,
like "I want to, but I don't necessarily want to".
Come on! Relax your body a little
because you are too stiff. Come on!
Shake it off, Barroso. So.
That's right, Barroso. So.
Be careful.
You care too much, ma, that's why it doesn't work out for you.
Come on, Barroso. do you care
i care
- Oh!
- You don't care, me!
Well, Barroso, do you care?
- I don't care.
- See you cared a little.
Barroso, I ask you one more time.
do you care
What business do I have to care?
Well, Barroso, do you care?
- I don't care!
- Do you care?
- I don't care!
- Right!
- Come on. Go to the girl.
- Oh!
OK, friends.
We only have a few moments left
until the surprise of the evening...
My-a promise, serious.
My-a promise. Serious.
But before that, by public demand,
a little karaoke!
Sing, Vladut!
Karaoke!
No one moves!
But I rented the whole club
- What's going on?
- I paid for the whole club! Hello!
Did I do something wrong? That I don't understand.
Stay
- Ct, what is this?
- Are you looking for someone?
- Wait, me, down.
- Done...
Get out of there.
I'm coming in after you.
Wait a minute!
Wait, me, easy! Don't scratch yourself.
I wanted to run,
but I don't know where I entered.
Do you want our cell phones?
I really don't understand.
I was in a hurry.
- Wait a minute.
- One second. My sneaker bounced off my head.
- Why are you doing this?
- Well, Ct, you are...
Are you the boss?
So here's a bachelor party
and i paid for everything!
Done, done.
- Sorry!
- Are you looking for someone, or?
- Sorry!
- Done!
But I paid
Shtt!
Which one of you is Klaus?
Didn't you hear me? Who is Klaus?
- Hey!
- Stay, stay, stay!
Mickey!
And?
What are you doing with the axe?
I don't know, I was thinking that
Did I tell you to get the axe?
What did I say above?
Dude, what did I say above?
- Let's leave the swords in the car.
- Well, yes, but this is not me...
I was thinking maybe we need to...
You know.
And you think if I want to cut off his hand
he can't wait two minutes?
Go and take the ax to the car.
Yes, boss.
I'm sorry,
but I think you are not aware
of the forces you are dealing with here.
Masonic brothers!
Mr. Micki, don't hit him!
- Wait a minute!
- But was it really necessary to hurt him like that?
Broke his face!
Good.
So you are Klaus.
Yes. Yes.
Hai ncoa'.
Well, what... Who are they?
That's it.
OK, so with this party
I make 2,000 euros,
minimum, I'll take a thousand and a half more
from my brother because he has them set aside
but it sure gives me
and there are still 1,500 that,
by the end of the week...
I don't know why I said "end of the week"
probably because i'm stupid
that in two days I can get them,
I borrow from someone.
So by Wednesday I give all the money.
- Solution.
- What do you solve?
With the money. In two days you will have them all.
- Three and a half thousand tomorrow and the rest...
- What money?
The debt. I took the money from obi.
Bye, boy! What Shobi?
What are you talking about there?
- Well, I was saying that...
- Come on, you bastard!
Why has my son been crying for a week?
What did you do to him?
your girl?
Antonia.
A Antonia!
- What did you do to him?
- Nothing, I swear!
And why is he crying?
That I haven't answered his messages?
And that's "nothing"?
My girl is texting you
and you don't answer
and that's "nothing"!
Wait a minute, it's a little more complicated.
What is complicated?
Don't you have a phone? What is complicated?
- It's a longer story. I mean...
- You're making fun of my girl, aren't you?
- No!
- It's all I have left in this world.
I'm sorry.
You know I moved in with her
so she wouldn't do who knows what?
I stand and guard her. I don't sleep at night anymore.
I have jobs too. I wake up at five
in the morning and nervously go to work.
Do you know how many people depend on me?
I'm really sorry, I didn't
You don't have what?
I didn't want to disrespect her.
- Are you kidding me?
- No!
What respect, me?
When I respected a girl,
I married her.
I took Lia,
God rest her,
a month after we met. A month!
Well, I thought so too, but
But you changed your mind.
- That's not what I was saying.
- But what were you saying?
That I did this job for her.
It's better that way.
For her!
And.
- You're kidding me.
- No!
- Mickey!
- Yes, boss.
Go get that axe.
Yes, boss.
"Micki take the axe, Micki bring the axe..."
I tell you, I..."
Guys, you see
Hey, wait a minute!
give me a chair
I stand very well, seriously.
At!
The boys will cut off all your fingers
except the big ones,
so that you have something to write to him saying
you're sorry.
So which one, boss? These two?
And.
Antonia's father, please...
Do these fall or do these remain?
you know what
Leave him alone.
That he sends her a voicemail.
Now! Now, now, now!
Bye!
Put that down!
Bye! I'll kick you in the head!
Well, I'm killing you! I kill you all!
Put the chair down because his head is flying!
Can't you hear me? Put that down! Leave the chair!
- Put the ax down!
- Cut off his head, bro!
Put the chair down!
But you who, the dead hold me, are you, me?
Put that down, I'm getting...
Hello! Hey, hey, hey!
We fight we kill
- But with common sense, yes?
- Correct.
Put that down, bro!
Put the chair down, because his head is flying!
Can't you hear me? Put that down!
Put the chair down!
- Put the ax down!
- Bah! Bah!
Put it down! I give the lion!
Put it down!
Me, put the ax down! Put the ax down!
It's my brother, are you out of your mind?
Leave the axe!
I cut off his head like a hog!
Well, are you crazy? I kill him!
Not!
Leave him alone!
my love!
My life!
- Didn't I tell you to stay in the car?
- Daddy, please!
Antonia, you should have stayed in the car.
Not! Leave him alone!
Antonia, forgive me.
No, you forgive me.
I don't deserve your defense.
But they want to kill you!
Oh no, they just wanted to cut off my fingers.
What do you mean? Father!
It's not, what...
- Antonia!
- From
forgive me
- It's not your fault, Klaus.
- Well, yes.
- You got scared, Klaus.
- Oh no!
I was scared too!
Antonia, listen to me.
Please forgive me for hurting you.
That's how much my head went.
But I did well what I did,
because your place is not next to me.
Now, now
listen to me
I made a lot of messes.
I lied.
I lied to my mother
I lied to my brother
I confused everyone.
And I lied to these fools
to get their money.
But I really can't
I can't lie to you.
I can't let you down.
You deserve so much more than
That's the truth.
You deserve a much nicer man
and richer and better than me.
- Someone to make you happy.
- But you...
You deserve someone
who lives for you.
But you make me the happiest!
No, Antonia.
You are the coolest man
I have ever met!
After dad.
- No, Antonia.
- Yes!
And when you didn't answer my messages,
I was crying because you ignore me
but I was happy thinking of you!
do you see
You were crying.
I can't live without you!
Don't say that.
I said we were going to Paris!
We will always have Ploiestiul.
The kiss from Strada Garii.
I made you laugh in the face at the
Prahova County Museum of Natural Sciences...
Then I told you
that I would never leave you.
In front of Doroftei's bar.
The ex.
You will always be with me.
Always.
There will be no one like you.
It's just that where I go,
you can't follow me.
I have to do things, you
I don't need anyone else!
You are everything to me!
It will be fine.
You will see.
Klaus!
- Yes.
- Tell me you don't love me anymore.
- It's not that simple.
- Shut up! I don't want to listen to anything anymore.
I just want you to tell me that you don't love me anymore
and I'm leaving
I swear I'm leaving.
I can't.
I will suffer with dignity
I will never bother you again,
I will cut my hair...
- No!
- I will go to the monastery.
Just say these words to me.
"I don't love you anymore."
- I love you!
- Well done!
Bravo!
Go away!
Well done, Klaus!
Go away!
i love you
I knew since we met,
that it would be like this.
Beard, that's a lot.
No, I don't want to wait anymore,
I can't wait anymore.
I love you and I'm going to say it.
i love you
That's very nice, but
And and I don't care
if you strip, okay?
And that... no...
You undress and other men see you.
I will never ask you
to give it up.
I will never ask you
to give up anything.
Please don't ask me to be your wife!
do you want to be my wife
Bravo!
I didn't... I didn't... I didn't have time to...
Beard, let's take it easy.
Well, we take it easy...
We take it as easy as you want.
I asked you
and you can say "yes" when you want.
I'll wait anyway. I haven't
Are you very nice,
but don't you want a coffee first?
Not.
A cake?
I would like a cake, but not now.
I wish I knew I could hope.
Everyone is looking at us.
I want to know that I have something to hope for.
You have reason to hope.
I have reason to hope!
It's my brother! My brother!
I like you a lot.
When you get married, I do your weddings.
To both of them.
- Well, you don't have to.
- There's no rush.
But when the time comes,
I take care of everything, okay?
Me, but what about you?
Or are you arguing?
Hey, let's go...
We have more
Come on, guys, it can't be done!
You are family!
You must love your relatives
while they are still alive.
Then it's too late.
Trust me, I'm a professional.
come on Be done with it.
Please forgive me for upsetting you.
Yes, me!
Bravo!
Question! Question! where is the money
Lord Leru.
- Who are you?
- Er... Shobi.
- What money?
- What money?
No, I thought he was going to give me
some money, but
I thought wrong.
Come on, I'm leaving.
beautiful evening Look good.
Goodbye!
All right, kid!
You can take my
most precious thing in the world
You can take my
days, nights or years if you want
You can leave me alone
In a certain place
How can I never
return to my own
But never take my love
But never take my love
You can make me one with the earth
You can step on my feet
A thousand times
Tear me apart with your teeth
And then call the wind
To scatter my body
In a thousand glimpses
But never take my love
But never take my love
Because then I will die of missing you
Because then I will die of missing you
Because then I will die of missing you
And the days will be again
As they were
You can take my
most precious thing in the world
You can take my
days, nights or years if you want
You can leave me alone
In a certain place
How can I never
return to my own
But never take my love
But never take my love
Because then I will die of missing you
Because then I will die of missing you
Because then I will die of missing you
And the days will be again
As they were
Missing you
-- pysycuta@yahoo.com --
Barroso, come here, father,
please!
My brother, come quickly, please!
Well, leave it!
Hello, yes!
No, you sounded good.
Borovitea Monastery,
what does your father help you with?
Of course there is oil,
but I have barely consecrated it.
What are you cooking
Not with you, no
A colleague asked me what comes
after "our bread".
So what do I give you?
Myrrh normal, myrrh menthol?
Of course, yes!
Address on WhatsApp
and coins on Revolut, please.
Three hundred lei,
maybe leave something next to it,
for the roof, that it struck us...
- I brought...
- Thanks.
I'll give you the money tomorrow on Revolut.
Today, later?
The world got worse, man! He is no longer human.
Bah!
Where are they? Where is that, me?
Which, me?
Well, are you numb?
What is this, me?
what is this
Barroso, come quickly to the club,
because there are some people there and they are hugging me...
Come on, let me go.
Who is holding you?
Well, hang in there,
stop squeezing me
Well, are you serious?
Who's there? Who squeezes you?
Well, leave that!
You have no shame
that I was going to break my mother's table,
with my mother at the table.
- I was joking too...
- You always do...
- Yes, you get upset about everything!
- I'm angry!
Come on, let's go...
- What did you say, me?
- Me? Nothing.
- Did you swear?
- I didn't swear.
Yes, you wanted to.
It crossed my mind, yes.
Yes, I refrained.
- You don't have that.
- Sorry!
Well, let me at least tell you
What are you doing, me? Do you hit me?
What do you have, me? That I didn't give into you.
did you want
It crossed my mind, yes.
Bye! Please forgive me.
You are right to be upset.
Look, I'll let you give me one,
as hard as you can, in the shoulder.
A cover with all the power.
- No, you're breaking my eardrums.
- Wow.
Kick my ass.
With all the power?
- But I'm holding on to something.
- Don't hold on to anything, that's it.
Come on over. Pass by.
Pass!
- It's easy money.
- No.
- Three thousand euros, minimum.
- No.
Well, are we giving shit to those people?
what is it Do not put! "Shit" is not a swear word.
You could tell you were making fun of yourself
because it's "you" not "us"
and it wouldn't be the first time.
Will you at least let me explain?
Not.
He gave me this advance...
godfather, knight of honor, what is it.
- How much?
- Does it matter? It's about honor!
Do you mind if you show me too?
What, the money?
Do you want me to show you on the phone now?
Is that how we got there?
If you don't mind
I mean you don't believe me?
Ugly.
How do you live, me,
if you don't even trust your brother?
What life is this?
Already.
You see that Antonia is calling you.
Pardon.
So.
But who is Antonia?
It doesn't matter. Go! Happy?
And it's not all of them that I've taken
drinks from them, things...
That's why I put it on tonight.
In the end, I clean it,
it doesn't stick at all... damn.
By the time I finish drinking the coffee,
you collect everything
and go with me to my mother
to say "Happy Birthday".
Bye! Come on Barroso
Think about this kid.
Are we kidding? Once he also gets married.
I don't talk anymore.
I didn't tell you in the message
that I knew you were upset,
but... i have some problems.
I don't know if you remember
when I asked you if you wanted
to be a bodyguard for life
and you said no
and I said "let's invest in crypto"
like this new coin came out, Tokashi,
and you said "No, well, it's a stick",
no, how do you do it.
Well, it's a good thing you didn't mess up,
because it went down your throat
and I had bought 5,000 euros.
And it wasn't my money,
because where can I get 5,000 euros?
I had to take out a loan.
Lost 5,000 euros on crypto?
Wait, don't panic.
Do you see me panicking?
And last week this boy came
that he wants to take over the whole club for one night,
but definitely this club.
What was I to do? Shouldn't I take the money?
Hey, you lost 5,000 euros on crypto?
It was said. It was settled. Come on, I'm begging you,
concentrate, we don't have time.
And tomorrow morning I'm going to the bank,
I'll put 3,000 euros in front of him
and I say "the rest in a week".
And that's it.
You lost three or four hours.
Come on, can you help me?
What was mom saying?
don't talk to me
And what shall we do, me,
be silent for seven or eight hours while we sit here?
I sent him a message that I couldn't make it.
And what a kiss!
He showed me.
She was very proud, poor thing.
You told him you had work in Ukraine.
Well, I gave a random excuse.
That you are going to Kiev with help!
I said something too,
I didn't stop to think.
You sent him a picture of you and Zelensky
shaking hands, ma.
Yes, me, well
You put your head
over that American general
if you had black hands, Klaus!
OK, I lied!
Is that what you want to hear?
What did you want me to do? I could not
look into her eyes of shame.
Do you think it's easy for me?
That's the truth: I'm ashamed.
I know I'm a disappointment
to this woman too.
If you want to make me feel
even more stupid, go ahead, you're right.
- Come on, I...
- You don't know what it's like
to live with the thought that your mother
is happier when you are not there.
That's it, stop saying that.
That he has a child like the world and a loser.
That's not true, ma.
take me in your arms
I don't want
Just a little bit of everything.
Stop talking nonsense.
Good.
It's going to be fine, right?
Good.
Come on, we're men.
we are
Good evening!
That's right, dad!
Lux!
What has this come in!
Give us some shots too.
Honey, have a shot with me?
I'll stay a little longer.
"I'll stay a little longer" and how?
I'll stay a little longer, godfather.
So, me! Alas!
Can I have a coffee?
With milk, no sugar?
An imperial.
- He's coming now.
- And a Pepsi, please.
Good!
That's expensive, isn't it?
Clear!
Just don't think that I bought it from Metro
for 12 lei a bottle if it's six bucks, right?
Well, can you find something like this in our country?
Maruzio? Take a look.
That's gold. Look at the bottom.
And!
How cool!
How interesting!
I've never drunk gold before.
So this is where it all happened.
No, this is where he hung it.
By the way, it seems to me that at his home.
Come on Cat!
Come on, what are you so upset about? We joke
like boys too. Look, Zanzibar... the Osani!
I don't know, me. Melania has a cold at home.
I kept telling you I don't feel like
partying and you keep insisting.
What's wrong, Vladut?
That we took the whole club to ourselves?
That we don't rub shoulders with all the poor,
that all the barefoot people don't come to me?
- Good luck!
- Good luck, God help!
Stone house.
- I think it's beautiful.
- You hear them!
Oh, no, I was saying that it's beautiful like that,
that it's something symbolic.
But the club is also OK.
He did it at my father-in-law's house,
that I also held the wedding
at my wife's place, in Piatra.
At a very... "La Gherasim" restaurant.
Sir, some people down pat
Penalty cam!
No, because there was also a brass band...
Something else!
What are you doing, me?
Well, and I told them not to leave beggars here
because we want to feel good!
what are you doing man
What are you doing, me, can you still?
- Albert, the bride's brother.
- To live. Andu, I like it.
Stone house, Vladu.
Your brother kisses you!
Live, give me some wine too,
please? But let it be good.
- Picture, yes?
- Yes...
Come on, take a picture,
what are you doing like a fool?
You say you're Casimir when I don't come to work!
The snake!
And that's how your wife feels
when I stop by.
I don't think so. I think rather so.
So you admit he's passing by your wife.
Where, that not even...
They don't even have a place to go...
He's a security guard at the complex, right?
Be kind, in which room is the
"Caii de la Letea" conference?
No, it's getting hot now.
We have an Italian boss.
And a Romanian woman... she's going to be hot.
- How cute!
- Separeu, if you want...
- It's big!
- separate something.
You put yourself where you want...
- So can we?
- Yes, yes.
Yes, love. Now. Now I have arrived.
- Get out! Grounds!
- Come on, me!
No, Santa, no, I'm with the drink.
I had a smoke at your place then,
I was sick for three days.
Three days, me? Fuck them weed!
Did you give him the antifungal?
Next to the butt, there
What, me? Are you ashamed of being a drug addict?
Everyone has, me, that's why.
Look, Ct for example.
Ct has a premium account of OnlyFans.
- Well, shut up, me.
- He spent...
Come on, boss, how much did you spend,
for example, last month? 100-200 euros?
Shut up, me, I don't I don't, what do you have?
Well, if you're going to give me a dime,
at least let him do the damn thing, right?
You don't even have the guts to send
a pic for "dick rating".
Why are you laughing, you junkie?
I'll go outside if I disturb, is that okay?
Come on, go relax, baby!
The militia!
Hear? Bring me one of those with gold too.
Yes, yes!
What about you, me? What licks do people leave
in glasses in clubs...?
Do you hear me? do you hear
This is the lick that people leave
in their glasses in the clubs!
He's crazy big.
But you have fun with it, maximum.
Well, I'm trying!
If there's something I haven't tasted, right?
Yes, love.
Vladu, come to the head of the table,
come here next to your godfathers.
Come on, go sit there with the godfather, no more
- Go there!
- Stay with the godfather!
Okay, I'm going to the godfather, that's it
Hear? You got it done with karaoke, right?
And what else did I talk to...
Yes, the premium package.
There's also karaoke... that's all.
I don't think so! Come on, Ct!
My boy!
Doesn't your boy take care of you?
Bestow!
Guys, when I met Mela,
there was karaoke here.
We both unknowingly asked,
"Never take my love away"
that I know it perfectly.
do you have
How not to? We have absolutely everything that came out
before 2000.
- Is it all right now, sweetie?
- It's good, godfather!
Good luck!
- Cheers! Health, luck!
- Stone house!
- Stone house! God help!
- Stone house!
I'd eat your mouth!
And? What is it like when the younger sister gets married?
Bigger.
Fixed by 47 minutes.
are you twins
Yes. Almost identical.
It's just that she's a little shorter.
Okay, he also has a little tattoo here
on this side.
I have a beard, she doesn't. In the rest...
This is
Is he still sick?
Oh, no, don't give it to me on the phone now
that she's here with...
Meow? what is my love doing
I gave the cat on the phone!
are you ok
are you sick
Listen, do you have something personal with me?
do you want me bad
I mean?
Naturally, they don't like it
if you sit with that face.
No, they don't like that the club is empty.
Nobody said anything about me, what's up?
Well, it looks like you want to break their heads,
drink blood from their throats!
No, and professional defect.
Yes, me, but now you don't stay at the door anymore.
You don't have to scare people, OK?
Take those too.
Now we smile!
I thought we understood each other.
Smile! That when you have the feeling
that you are smiling, nothing is visible!
Smile a lot, bright.
Uh now?
If you don't mind
That's it! Maybe a little less?
And take that into account too.
Ask them how they feel... tell them you too
take that "stone house" slave.
So, see? You will find an average.
Nothing is heard.
I don't understand what the actors are saying.
What actors, me? Well, do we still have actors?
They are no longer the actors they used to be.
It's just like football.
Do you hear me? You can no longer build a house,
because all the builders have become actors.
Where is Jesus of Nazareth
Fiddler on the Hot Roof,
A flower and two gardeners,
The Tramp... Raj Kapoor!
Do I go to the cinema to see it live?
I am alive!
Plus what does it do to children. I mean
That's what my wife says too.
The Romanian film fools the children.
Well, you educate them at home for nothing
if they run away to the mall after that and...
But what do they learn from there?
So I personally witnessed
a situation narrated by an acquaintance.
16-year-old girl, Olympian in mathematics,
saw a Romanian film,
now she is a prostitute in Denmark.
God
Melania is crazy about superheroes.
He knows them inside out.
I thought he liked the black and white ones.
Why?
Come on, honey,
don't be upset that we don't mean it with malice!
Well, it's like you're...
It's not that big of a difference.
Come on!
In this whole age thing,
I have only one question.
Does he have a job? Does he work?
And!
That if he works, he can be
19, 48 or whatever...
Yes, me, to produce!
Don't shoot for two.
But Melania is very hardworking.
It's been like this since she was little.
Exact!
In communism, everyone worked.
Me, but you are really insensible!
Come on, what's up?
Well, no, but did I say something
about your girlfriends?
Come on, don't take it too seriously,
we're just kidding!
It's fine anyway, ma. Happiness matters.
Look
There is no greater happiness
than getting married, you know.
- I know.
- Especially at the beginning.
- I know.
- He's the most beautiful!
Then, of course, there is more...
It's not really...
But even after
this great happiness passes,
it's still nice, my, that the children are coming
and everything you do, you do for them.
You stop thinking about yourself.
There is no longer male or female.
You are "mommy" and with "daddy".
Once the kids come,
you are no longer... nothing.
Yeah OK.
- Okay.
- Come on, Vlade, wait, me.
Bye! did you get angry
- I have nothing.
- Wait! Well, Vlad!
E chill.
Well, come on, me, that you too...
What did I say, me?
Mother, what a foam it makes!
Germans, brother! In vain.
You can count on her.
Thank you.
What, you don't like it?
Yes. It's not about... I like it.
Emotions with the wedding!
No, exactly! I can't wait.
It's really not what they say.
What? That?
Yes. Melania is very
I have never met anyone like her.
Nobody, ever.
It may not seem like it, but
I have a lot of experience with
I had many girlfriends.
- What, you don't believe me?
- Well, how?
And, yes, there is an age difference,
but it's not that big.
And it doesn't even matter.
I feel at home next to her.
We learn together, we grow together...
But did the boys know her,
or are they talking like that?
They met her.
Then it's clear. They are complexed by it.
- Yes?
- Well?
An insecure man sees a mature woman
- And they panic.
- Exactly.
The problem is with them.
- Do you know what you have to do?
- What?
Nothing.
- Do you know Maruta?
- Husband Andrei.
Exact. And at some point I don't know
who is asking him anymore...
No, actually, he asks that one.
He says: "Ma'am, you..." She was a woman.
"Ma'am, what do you do
when you're not doing anything?"
Which one, be careful...
"I'm evolving."
I forgot to tell you something.
Stone house!
Thank you.
And I hope you feel good
with us in the establishment.
Thank you.
Well, Vldu... Did you call Casimir?
Yes, but I invited him to the party.
Anyway, he's in Prague, he's not coming.
- It's in the yard, bro. Park.
- What?
Well, what are you doing, well?
- Shall I go meet him?
- No!
Me, are you high?
Me, but one thing we talk, another thing we do?
How should I know?
- Bye, brother, bye!
- I sent an email to cool!
But it's not, me, OK! Now we won't be able
to do anything with that one here.
Wait, me, Andu what are you doing?
- Andu... Wait, brother!
- I'm leaving.
Wait, don't leave. Let's talk!
Well, I can't stand his antics!
It's enough for me, as long as I can stand it at work!
Mr. Casimir!
Stone house! i kiss you
hand kiss
Oh look...
Your marriage has already begun to fall apart!
That's it, no more pulling the beasts, now you push!
And!
- Does the lady cook well?
- Cook.
- Okay, yes!
- Good evening! Hi guys.
- Good evening!
- Michael.
Albert. Brother of the bride.
CEO the
That, outside. Here
Wait, I'm tickling!
Don't squeeze so hard, that's the hand
I sign promotions with.
Alas!
Luck
God
How?
God
- Michael.
- Claus.
We were waiting for you to start karaoke.
There's something I like about you, man.
do you hear Don't you want something nicer?
A whisky, a
But what the hell? Give me a beer!
- Get him a beer!
- Really, I'd have a beer too.
Go get some beers!
- This is where I stay?
- Yes, yes.
- Cool place!
- Yes, yes, yes!
This is where they met!
But didn't you say you were going to Prague?
Yes. They twisted
Only good. I'm still with the boys.
Yeah, that's normal!
Let's see what the youth think, right?
We take the pulse.
- Me, what, me, in that head of yours?
- What do you want!
- Thank you.
- It's good, ma. Get to work!
- We are not only the job.
- Normal.
Plus I heard that the devil
dresses up in Prague.
From where? Me, how are you doing, me?
She's good, isn't she?
Of stand-up!
You need to get into stand-up, boss.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
prepare your throats for karaoke!
Bravo! Let's see you!
It is!
The Song of Songs!
What are you singing to us?
What the hell, he was just walking...
I just tested it, it was working.
I don't know
Ceauescu's karaoke live.
With all due respect, but these newer ones
are for those who don't know how.
Yes, sure.
You don't know with what sacrifices... It's a vintage!
Bravo! Come on, let it go now.
Santa, see if he has any
more of these, Elvis, Mozart, all the crazy ones.
Put it on YouTube if not
Excuse me, you requested the Premium package
and I purchased licensed software.
Okay, come on, let it go now.
Except, nah...
that's how they do the older ones.
Licensed, but come on!
That's right, dad!
Come on, Vladut!
The first song is dedicated to Mrs. Melania...
"Miss" for now.
Hear? But it's already 11.
We sure have time before
Of
The surprise of the evening.
Vladu, I said we are only boys
and I brought you a...
Well, Ct, I begged you nicely!
What do you have, me? It doesn't exist! It's an old law!
The young lady is in the taxi, she's arriving now.
- We put it right after karaoke.
- Very good.
Bah! Go, ma, nene,
bring that one, leave me with the karaoke!
This one's singing karaoke
what the hell, are we at a party?
- Exactly!
- Karaoke is also very good, stay calm.
It's not, oh, it's not!
And striptease, and karaoke,
because it's Vldu's night.
- I promised Melania!
- I didn't even have striptease.
But he was a starost.
Sorry. Come on, Vlade, start
that striptease right away, I'm dying here!
- Please, please, sing for us!
- No!
I'm begging you for everything! Let's die here!
Please
let me sing a song!
And I say...
that I can't stay long and it's a shame.
A song!
Wouldn't you rather
get straight to the striptease?
That's an idea! Well done, me!
- Vladut, we are adults.
- Yes, the best.
- Melania the same.
- Come on, don't be upset, my brother.
Come on, sing after that, with the godfather.
- Come on, I'm done!
- We sing together.
Now we sing karaoke
and after that striptease.
Striptease!
Good evening!
Five minutes?
- Do you see me?
- Yes, yes!
OK. And now, the moment we've
all been waiting for...
- That's it!
- Korean striptease!
It is!
Applause please for
Leave.
Ali-sun-du-ru!
Bravo!
Ct, I don't have cash, can you help me too?
- How much?
- About 20-21 lei, there.
Come on, Srbule, come on, father.
Let's start right now, come on.
Bravo!
Well done! Anis!
Come on, put that hood down quick!
Me, but don't take anything down,
let me die here!
Miss, we also know how to dance,
but we didn't pay for the dancers,
we paid for...
Yes, that's what you call
a bar attendant.
Do something
that we've been sitting here staring at each other
like fools for a quarter of an hour!
Do something!
What did you say, finisher? Did you say "do"?
Come on, please, let's not
let's not make a scene now
Do the job
you were paid to do
- Alice, no!
- I don't give a test for them!
We sit like fools,
staring at each other for a quarter of an hour...
Do something!
Okay, wait a minute...
Well, that's what he got money for!
Take it all down!
Yes, love! The cake has now arrived
and he only gives cake to those upstairs.
Put the cake down!
Take it all down!
And now...
No, because he takes it, takes it...
But he still won't undress, what the hell?
She undresses, but she has a number
Come, my girl, I'm dying!
Undress, you dance beautifully,
but show us something!
Oh, poor thing!
After borrowing two lei here , you still have a big mouth, don't you?
Didn't you tell mom you were coming to striptease?
I asked. I didn't have it with me.
But it seems I took too much.
Get 20 lei back.
Gentlemen, a little patience
as we get there.
But come on, one more round of applause
for Ali-sun-du-ru
Are you work colleagues, me,
or former evening colleagues?
At work, miss. That it didn't take
all of us to learn to be strippers.
Please forgive us.
I didn't agree from the beginning.
Why are you apologizing to me?
At work, miss.
And my boy is getting married.
That's why I wanted a woman to
strip, not the lady conductor.
- Stop it.
- Stop arguing with us now.
But no one argues with you,
Mr. Administrator.
Be careful, because I don't allow you
Alas! What are you going to do to me now?
Can you two take me to maintenance?
Yes, yes, yes! You with the bar!
Bre!
I don't bother you at the administration,
you don't interrupt me at work
Simple.
Yes? You are a dancer!
You just dance like you're
Don't even undress!
Bro, but you also break the humor!
Fill the Palace Hall!
Well then, let's stop calling her
"striptease" if not...
Not? Let's call it "stripnot" if still...
But come on stage
and wave your little cuckoo
and we call it "micromanagement".
He took you out! He took it out!
- Come on, Mr. Casimir, please...
- Come on, I was so good! what do you want
Well, hello, but what do we do now?
Look, bro, I got into an argument
with one who has white hair on his head!
Stop it, fool, you're not even 17 anymore!
One second
Hear? Show me, me, and us your tits!
What do you want me?
You haven't seen a naked woman either
since your mother nursed you?
Well, you don't talk about mom!
But where did you get this fixation on tits?
Barroso!
But this is not normal! You can not!
Do you know how much money I gave?
- Good evening.
- It's unacceptable!
- How much!
- Come on, please, let's calm down.
Are you kidding this boy?
- I have no problem.
- Let's not get angry.
Well, I'm already nervous!
Let's not get more angry!
Sorry, I have no business with you.
I talked something with your companion...
- Take a seat.
- Done, done.
Take a seat.
Good evening.
Good evening.
- Gentlemen...
- From my side, all respect.
I mean yes, he just danced,
but he danced very nicely.
I, Vlade, since the accident I no longer have...
I mean, no, I...
You used to fart like that, a little, but I didn't...
I didn't get to...
I don't give money for something like that!
- Let me show you another tit!
- Please. Let us
Gentlemen, the house rule is very clear.
Hello.
What do you want, me?
I wanted to tell you that I agree.
With what?
You are right.
They think that if they pay
they can do anything.
And with me there is
sometimes one more...
I just finished
at the mother hell in Ghencea
to some libidinous,
I'm struggling to wipe those balls off me
so I can come here to meet other guys.
I am very sorry for
to.
Loud. Thank you.
I'm Barroso... I'm Barbu.
Leave.
i know
And you're still here?
Yes, me, yes, yes... I told him that too.
I'll calm down and dance.
No, I wasn't talking about dancing.
If you don't want it anymore, that's OK.
And you're paying me just for stopping by?
I don't know about money,
I used to say that if you can't anymore,
yes, you can't anymore.
I absolutely support you.
I'm going to dance.
If you all stop beating me over the head,
because after that I get angry again.
Clear.
Would you like a drink? A coffee? A lemonade?
Dude, I strip,
I don't drive trucks.
Yes. I can make lemonade and that's about it.
Or not, whatever you want.
A hundred whiskeys, two ice cubes?
Pot.
The coolest boss!
He pays all the shots!
Like this!
But whose ear do I have to bite?
to give me a wheelbarrow of booze
for my crew?
Me?
I love this guy!
- What are we doing? Is that why?
- Yes, make us another one.
Thank you, you are cute.
Thank you.
You know who really liked these ? His ex Prince Charles.
Mare babagont!
Come on pirates!
Well, Cataline! Best party ever!
Excellently organized.
Location, everything!
So you have some talent,
not as they say from HR.
Now we drink for Vladu!
Shot!
- Shot!
- Shot!
Until the morning!
Until the morning!
Good evening.
I don't want to push it,
but have you dealt with it?
- Well, but you really are very stupid.
- Forgive me, did I talk to you?
Did someone talk to you?
Mother, as much as you take the glass in your teeth!
Come on, please, let's sort it out,
that i paid for it, yes?
That's it, everybody out.
Come on, Barroso.
- I hit them in the head with the club.
- Well, we can't.
Please, it's worse than you think.
I still have five hours to pay!
But what bank is that
open at five in the morning, huh?
Work, me! These newer ones work.
What bank did you get it from?
Bank not necessarily bank.
More of a boy.
From what boy?
- Shrubs.
- Which Sobi, me?
The rat. It is also called obi.
A friend recommended it to me.
Friend not necessarily friend.
More of an acquaintance.
Did you see that
the bar is out of blue syrup?
What do you have, me? It's full.
Come help me find blue syrup.
Barroso!
We're going to look for
Look for blue syrup, I hear.
Did you take money from loan sharks?
Come here and I'll kill you! come
Wait, we're hitting it right there!
Look, me, that blue syrup.
let's go
Too slow.
It can't be, guys, nobody is
that stupid! For 30 years, girls!
So if we don't calm down,
I don't know how you want us to communicate.
I try to be calm every day!
I'm trying not to kill you!
But I don't know how, shit
Well, so in the end
it's swearing or isn't it?
God gave you this gift,
to destroy my brains and my life!
Well see?
That's why I didn't tell you the whole truth.
Because I knew that's exactly how you would take it.
"The whole truth"?
I mean, there is more.
OK, so
The truth, yes?
The truth and only the truth?
You know, like in that series
Mother, mother, day, me once,
because I don't know what I'm doing to you!
Good. The truth.
I took 5,000 euros from the guys.
That's what I told you.
And tomorrow morning I have to give it to him.
And I toured my mother's apartment.
And that's why it's so important
to be flawless tonight.
Would you like to?
Flawless, bro. I mean impeccable.
Did you get along with the moneylenders and throw
the mother out of the house for 5,000 euros?
No, wait, I didn't do the paperwork.
It was like that... something verbal,
in case... But it's not the case.
We go there, we do work
and tomorrow morning...
It's by far the dumbest thing
you've ever done.
I am
you have me
I am very disappointed.
Not that you're stupid, I knew that.
But I just don't think
you're a good person anymore.
I don't know how to proceed
in these situations, but...
Claudio,
I think I want to break up.
Come on, don't talk like that.
I'll help you, because it's about the mother.
I stay until it's all over
but from tomorrow, I don't want to see you anymore.
Don't call me anymore...
And?
If you're at mom's, give me a sign
before I wake up with you there.
Anyway, I don't think that's the case.
Well, Barroso
We both finished it.
From today,
you are no longer my brother.
Well
Striptease!
what is here who are they
They are some friends.
We also threw a small party
for Barroso's birthday.
Yes? happy birthday
Thank you.
But weren't you a Scorpio?
Ba da, they were.
No, it's... it's name day.
At?
And
Bartholomew. That it is Saint Bartholomew.
Bringing the relics
of Saint Bartholomew the Apostle and...
Because you're kidding me,
I'm going to call the police.
No, Mrs. Vera!
No "Ms. Vera." 112, right?
And.
Wait a minute, that's not the case.
Mrs. Vera, would you like to
talk for a while, please? Two minutes?
Let's go to the booth
and talk for a bit, please.
Mrs. Vera,
I'm going to tell you the truth and if you do
n't want to get mad at us...
And if I want to be angry?
- If that's what you want...
- Can I be upset?
- Absolutely.
- Good.
The truth is... my idiot brother
borrowed money from moneylenders
and if we don't give them back, we are left without a home
and he has no legs,
but that's not such a big problem.
And he thought about renting out the space
for a small party, you see.
Some bachelors
It's a very bad idea and I promise
it won't happen again.
We took the drink, you know.
No one will break anything,
because I'm standing next to them, I swear.
Mrs. Vera?
I don't care.
It's my man's club.
You can also set it on fire.
- And yours.
- Not in the documents either.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's only in his name,
so i'm not interested.
- Mrs. Vera...
- What is it? What more do you want?
Let's not break or have problems.
I'm begging you...
A joke.
You hide in the bathroom to text yourself.
Serious? It's just offensive.
I stayed with a fool for ten years.
Ten years!
He took his perfume.
Take. look
Is it normal?
- Yes.
- No.
- No.
- It's not.
- It's not.
- The finesse caught him now.
For ten years I've been begging him
to stop spraying himself on his T-shirt
and now you're telling me that he entered
the store, smelled samples
and chose saffron with bitter almonds
and jasmine?
- Are you serious?
- No.
- Come on, are you serious?
- No!
Why don't we set it on fire?
But let's calm down...
What, me, that I set it on fire with my hand.
No, no, come on...
Let's think a little more.
Good. Bring another gin.
- Okay.
- Actually, a vodka.
A vodka. I'll bring you,
but do you promise to stay here?
Why?
To... know where I'm bringing you.
And?
A large vodka.
Do you hear, Alice?
Where do you like it more and more?
In the mountains or at the sea?
At sea.
I'm with the mountain
because it's more dangerous there.
But it's also dangerous at sea.
Why? That you risk not finding a sunbed?
Not. That all the cocalars are paying attention to you
.
As a woman.
As a woman, yes.
I didn't think.
You didn't think.
Come on, give me that vodka!
I'm going to take this
but i'll be back
Have you calmed down?
Why are you not ashamed
to lie like this?
But what can I say?
That he's been lying to me since I was two years old,
since he started talking.
And I always find an excuse,
I always blame myself...
Yes! It's all my fault!
I conditioned him to lie to me, didn't I?
Because of me he is now in Sinaia with that one
and tell me that he is with Sergiu
in Bacu, looking for spaces!
And now he's dragged Mom
into all his misery.
I don't understand.
It's like he's a man when I talk to him
and when I left him alone, he becomes another.
Exact!
At home when I ask him what he has, it's nothing.
How he walks out the door, how he has a mistress.
Ugly, but seen before.
But if I catch you,
I got you, me boy
don't take me for a fool!
- Right?
- Exactly!
- Why keep lying?
- Exactly!
Exact.
All men are jerks.
That's right.
I confronted him because I wanted
to understand exactly...
What should I understand, me?
That he needs a
20-year-old fool to laugh at corny jokes,
and buy him a gift of perfume from his money?
Is that what you want me to understand?
I understood.
Now what do I do?
I don't know, ma'am.
True. Zi-mi True.
excuse me
Bring another vodka.
I forgot to tell you.
Very cool your proposal with Korea.
And the music...
And you look great in that kimono.
It seems to me that blue
brings you out...
The hair.
Thank you.
And especially how you move... er...
But did you do ballet or something?
Folk dances at the Children's Palace.
See wood.
You are funny.
Make me some more tea.
You hear, but when you dance,
where else do you dance?
If I wanted to see to see you dance?
Tell me, Barbule, do you like me?
Yes I mean
Who wouldn't like that?
You saw me in a kimono,
with nice make-up, dancing on the bar...
No, it's not related.
Beard
You're not the first to notice
me at work, you realize that, right?
Yes, but I'm not like those
who come to you in clubs.
Beards
No, I'm not like that.
OK.
This is heating up.
Leave me, me, with your tea!
leave me
You are right. I'm getting a divorce.
But I
Wait a minute, I haven't
Didn't you say it was a joke?
I didn't say anything. I just approved.
That it's a joke.
- I have...
- I'm getting a divorce.
Don't you want to think a little more?
To what?
You tell me what to do.
Have we gotten that bad?
It.
Look at me a little.
Do you think I look bad?
God forbid!
Okay, I still do that "crow's paw" thing
when I smile.
No, ma'am, you're gorgeous.
Is that right? I am a gorgeous woman.
And smart. I ran this club,
I built it from scratch.
Design, everything. I chose this table.
I bought these glasses.
Rectangular pipe! 100 linear meters.
Perforated nets. 50-60 sheets.
Red brick.
Do you know how much red brick went in here?
One and a half ton. A little bit!
That's it, Mrs. Vera.
- Let's get a divorce.
- Right!
- Yes.
- And I told you to call me Vera.
forgive me
Yes, I finish this and dance.
But their boss drinks, right?
Is that a wolf?
Well, I can't do this anymore.
All the objects in the club
remind me of you.
- By us.
- Mother...
I do what you want. But it breaks
my heart when you act like this.
I'm going to cry!
I want to cry!
Mom, so you're doing exactly like you did at sea,
when you wanted to leave with that girl
and I yelled at them
that if he gets under you to look for the navel
that he has two hours of air there.
Better?
I like music a lot.
I like watching
people dance.
I would like to dance too.
- Striptease?
- No, no!
I mean, striptease is a job
and I respect it.
It doesn't matter.
I don't see colors.
I don't care
if you're a stripper or
cardiologist.
And.
But wasn't it better to be a cardiologist?
Not. No... Well if you were a cardiologist,
maybe you never join
this club.
Almost certainly.
Well, Barbule.
Let's be big people for a bit.
So you're going to ask for my phone number.
And.
You're taking me out on a date.
And.
Let's say we combine.
God help!
In a maximum of three months it will start
to bother you that I work nights.
Well, I work nights too!
That I striptease, that other men see me,
you're going to knock by the way,
you're going to be passive-aggressive.
Yeah, I don't agree, but fine.
I've played this game before.
Let's not start something
that leads nowhere anyway.
But you don't even know me.
Okay, if you really want,
let's meet sometime.
To me or to you.
But no
"good morning, I dreamed of you" messages.
But I don't want just once and that's it.
Beard, you're cute,
but believe me, there's no way out.
Let's meet at least three times.
But we are not at the market!
That's about all I have to offer, if you want.
Not. Better than that, not at all.
What do you say, Barbule.
Do I still think?
I'm still thinking.
Thank you.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
So, I spoke with Mr. Niu
when he rented
that he doesn't have parties here,
weddings, baptisms, funerals, monday.
I need some quiet too, okay?
I'm young too, I understand the fun,
but not at the beginning of the week,
I begged him a lot.
Yes, he told me!
You live upstairs, right?
Yes, he forgot to call you,
he told me to come up and apologize,
but I still had orders and...
It's nothing, I call him.
- No!
- No, no, it's not possible.
I make bairams too, yes?
I think you've heard since you moved
that I've been getting all kinds of
Women, no!
But not Monday.
- Please very much.
- Don't call him because he's busy.
His mother is sick.
He went to you
in Galiciuica commune, Dolj county.
That's why he doesn't participate either.
That he organized everything you see.
It's their annual meeting of
I'm at a loss for words. You know how it is with the rich...
So what, are they all?
And!
That's why big.
Parent!
I think it's the first time
I've seen Freemasons.
I mean, let them be masons, because
I have seen masons before, but masons-masons...
- Yes...
- Never.
You say that's why the seas?
They're over nine, right?
Which new one sir?
From 50 upwards. Great for everything.
Well, if that one put
his sons in London...
Therefore, please, if you can
understand us. Just tonight, yeah?
Make an exception. For the boss and...
world freemasonry.
Hear? But do you think they mind
if I hang around for a bit?
Little.
Do you know something? Come on, stay here
but please, please, under no circumstances
let him see you.
That you know how they are.
I'm staying here properly. I don't say a word.
Look, I drink a Pepsi too
Kiss the hand!
He did not look the High Priestess in the eye.
Do you hear me?
Bye, Vladut.
Bye! Vladut, wait, me!
Well, do you hear me? Pay attention!
Bah! He brought us bosketari to the party!
Santa, who is that?
It's another stripper in disguise!
Well, at least let that undress!
- Well, who is me?
- Who is it, Santa?
No, it's
Don't you know him?
Not.
Serious? It was on TV.
Not.
- Where?
- "Empire of Lions"...
Yes, well, yes, like yes.
The man is a millionaire.
Multimillionaire. It has all kinds of
All those from the exit from Olympus,
his.
Serious? The one to Neptune?
Now, now, now
And these in Bucharest.
All this with "City" in the name...
City
Sau City.
Arc de Triomphe,
The National Stadium,
the Grozveti metro station... He is!
What can I say? It has all the airports
Come on, I... I don't think so.
Okay, the ground part. Not all.
Man makes money all the time, he doesn't stop.
Great investor.
Take it, because I don't know what... and then...
So is he coming here?
It will pass, yes. He likes this job,
to burn it normally and then...
He didn't know it was the rented club...
Tell me if you want me to kick him out.
No, no, no! Let the man
feel good, what is his business?
What he's drinking, what he's eating tonight,
come to me.
Or so. Good.
Okay, it's fixed. Big appetite!
Wait, me.
Bye!
Be healthy, have money...
- Come on, beak!
- Beak.
You know you're doing the wedding for nothing, right?
- Can we?
- Wedding dress,
restaurant, where we stay the gentiles...
All for nothing.
You can't escape.
- There are thresholds.
- No, I'm sure that
It's a threshold every three years and after that,
if you get rid of that one, it's another one in seven
and after that, at ten, it's bye, it's done.
- Maybe not in all cases...
- Listen!
You will ruin everything. It starts from you.
You have to be aware.
She's probably a good girl.
That I see you cool boy.
Not?
- She is a very good girl.
- You are very good too.
Thank you.
Now. In ten years,
you'll be a lying bitch.
- Well, I won't be.
- You will be!
- How old are you?
- Twenty seven.
- Mrs. Vera?
- It's not a good age.
- And her?
- Forty.
do you see In ten years you will be 37
and you're going to lose your mind
for a 10 p.m.
- I don't like younger women.
- You'll love it!
I don't like them.
Do you want me to tell you what to do?
- Mrs. Vera?
- I don't know.
- What is it, Barroso?
- I made you a lemonade.
come on
- Okay, come on.
- Come on.
You will be petty and selfish
and break all your promises.
come on
You hurt her and you will bring
only suffering upon yourself!
You are looking at your future!
Done, done
We curse your houses!
Done, done
Don't worry, do you have five minutes?
Three. Three minutes.
come on
Welcome.
Welcome.
I'm Andu, he's Ct.
Inverse.
On the contrary, correct. forgive me I have emotions.
Maximilian.
Maximilian, I'm fine.
Andu, I like it.
Thank you for stopping by.
I'm sorry to bother you.
I knew it was closed on Mondays.
Not for you either.
I don't want you to take it, I don't know how,
but we know who you are.
Yes. We are following you.
I've seen everything you do.
Well, I'm following you too.
I pray, as much as I can, when I can, how I can.
Well, have you seen?
Nothing is accidental.
Nothing is accidental,
so the music, the lady... everything.
Let's not waste time.
The two of us would like to invite you,
obviously, if you allow us...
in a... I don't even know how to call it.
- Trip?
- Adventure!
That's incredible.
The world cannot imagine
how these adventures begin.
And it's actually that simple.
You have to work, you have to study,
and be patient for the right person to see you.
do you hear
Bro, exactly.
Mom, so I can't believe it!
So, that's exactly how it was with us.
I've learned so far, I've worked
so far, I've learned so much, right, Ct?
Definitely, what, are you crazy?
You are my brother!
And you are my brother!
- Who is your brother?
- But who is my brother?
Pam, pam, pam
- Since when I want brothers too!
- Well...
- Well
- Well
It is our honor to call you "brother"!
- Brother!
- Brother!
Brother!
- Good, brother.
- Brother!
You know the French have their Telecom,
which has the same type of antennas
that the entire globe has.
Because where do all
these telecom chips come from?
From Taiwan!
Now what if we told you
that on a vacation we can do
in the near future, as brothers,
we can introduce you
with some "comrades"
who can help us with silicon?
The level is
Well?
After that we have to make our chips
and become market leaders
and I know someone in Arad
who has a factory...
The former wagon factory.
Telecommunications will be in the palm of our hands!
Come on, come on, you guys,
leave the man alone, you guys.
He also came to relax.
Yes, but we have a
Cazimir Emil Onu, CEO.
The boss of all these rascals.
Maximilian, brother!
We have
Come on, boys, go to the tables.
Okay, come on, go there.
Sir,
let me get you a real drink,
not what these little people drink around here.
I have my sons in London
and what I noticed...
Mrs. Vera! Enough, Mrs. Vera!
I said done! Ready!
Come on, Barroso,
stop treating me like a child!
Well if you act like a child!
But let me now consume
what I have to consume!
Not to go crazy in six months
that I didn't show my nerves
when I needed to!
I'm OK, do you understand? I'm healing.
I asked you nicely...
That's it, me. Anyway, I'm done.
Now done.
But what do you have? What are you so stressed about?
The boss will see!
We will choose a criminal case!
Stay calm, I'll answer.
And we'll see after the divorce
if he's still your boss.
Do you know what I'm saying?
You are too stressed.
That's why you don't get along with that girl.
- Which girl?
- The one from the bar?
I'm angry, I'm not stupid.
- You're sinking, my boy.
- No, ma'am, no...
- Titanic!
- No, we were just talking.
Women and children first!
That bad?
You're too high on her!
Your eyes are watering when you look at it!
You say you're one of those puppies
who can't wait to have the ball thrown to them!
- Yes?
- You can not!
Be more relaxed too.
You still had a little and you asked her to be your wife.
Add some attitude too.
When you go to the market, what do you do?
You look left, you look right
You taste another plum, touch another tomato...
Trust me.
We relax a bit and start over.
And?
Another smile, another joke,
like "I want to, but I don't necessarily want to".
Come on! Relax your body a little
because you are too stiff. Come on!
Shake it off, Barroso. So.
That's right, Barroso. So.
Be careful.
You care too much, ma, that's why it doesn't work out for you.
Come on, Barroso. do you care
i care
- Oh!
- You don't care, me!
Well, Barroso, do you care?
- I don't care.
- See you cared a little.
Barroso, I ask you one more time.
do you care
What business do I have to care?
Well, Barroso, do you care?
- I don't care!
- Do you care?
- I don't care!
- Right!
- Come on. Go to the girl.
- Oh!
OK, friends.
We only have a few moments left
until the surprise of the evening...
My-a promise, serious.
My-a promise. Serious.
But before that, by public demand,
a little karaoke!
Sing, Vladut!
Karaoke!
No one moves!
But I rented the whole club
- What's going on?
- I paid for the whole club! Hello!
Did I do something wrong? That I don't understand.
Stay
- Ct, what is this?
- Are you looking for someone?
- Wait, me, down.
- Done...
Get out of there.
I'm coming in after you.
Wait a minute!
Wait, me, easy! Don't scratch yourself.
I wanted to run,
but I don't know where I entered.
Do you want our cell phones?
I really don't understand.
I was in a hurry.
- Wait a minute.
- One second. My sneaker bounced off my head.
- Why are you doing this?
- Well, Ct, you are...
Are you the boss?
So here's a bachelor party
and i paid for everything!
Done, done.
- Sorry!
- Are you looking for someone, or?
- Sorry!
- Done!
But I paid
Shtt!
Which one of you is Klaus?
Didn't you hear me? Who is Klaus?
- Hey!
- Stay, stay, stay!
Mickey!
And?
What are you doing with the axe?
I don't know, I was thinking that
Did I tell you to get the axe?
What did I say above?
Dude, what did I say above?
- Let's leave the swords in the car.
- Well, yes, but this is not me...
I was thinking maybe we need to...
You know.
And you think if I want to cut off his hand
he can't wait two minutes?
Go and take the ax to the car.
Yes, boss.
I'm sorry,
but I think you are not aware
of the forces you are dealing with here.
Masonic brothers!
Mr. Micki, don't hit him!
- Wait a minute!
- But was it really necessary to hurt him like that?
Broke his face!
Good.
So you are Klaus.
Yes. Yes.
Hai ncoa'.
Well, what... Who are they?
That's it.
OK, so with this party
I make 2,000 euros,
minimum, I'll take a thousand and a half more
from my brother because he has them set aside
but it sure gives me
and there are still 1,500 that,
by the end of the week...
I don't know why I said "end of the week"
probably because i'm stupid
that in two days I can get them,
I borrow from someone.
So by Wednesday I give all the money.
- Solution.
- What do you solve?
With the money. In two days you will have them all.
- Three and a half thousand tomorrow and the rest...
- What money?
The debt. I took the money from obi.
Bye, boy! What Shobi?
What are you talking about there?
- Well, I was saying that...
- Come on, you bastard!
Why has my son been crying for a week?
What did you do to him?
your girl?
Antonia.
A Antonia!
- What did you do to him?
- Nothing, I swear!
And why is he crying?
That I haven't answered his messages?
And that's "nothing"?
My girl is texting you
and you don't answer
and that's "nothing"!
Wait a minute, it's a little more complicated.
What is complicated?
Don't you have a phone? What is complicated?
- It's a longer story. I mean...
- You're making fun of my girl, aren't you?
- No!
- It's all I have left in this world.
I'm sorry.
You know I moved in with her
so she wouldn't do who knows what?
I stand and guard her. I don't sleep at night anymore.
I have jobs too. I wake up at five
in the morning and nervously go to work.
Do you know how many people depend on me?
I'm really sorry, I didn't
You don't have what?
I didn't want to disrespect her.
- Are you kidding me?
- No!
What respect, me?
When I respected a girl,
I married her.
I took Lia,
God rest her,
a month after we met. A month!
Well, I thought so too, but
But you changed your mind.
- That's not what I was saying.
- But what were you saying?
That I did this job for her.
It's better that way.
For her!
And.
- You're kidding me.
- No!
- Mickey!
- Yes, boss.
Go get that axe.
Yes, boss.
"Micki take the axe, Micki bring the axe..."
I tell you, I..."
Guys, you see
Hey, wait a minute!
give me a chair
I stand very well, seriously.
At!
The boys will cut off all your fingers
except the big ones,
so that you have something to write to him saying
you're sorry.
So which one, boss? These two?
And.
Antonia's father, please...
Do these fall or do these remain?
you know what
Leave him alone.
That he sends her a voicemail.
Now! Now, now, now!
Bye!
Put that down!
Bye! I'll kick you in the head!
Well, I'm killing you! I kill you all!
Put the chair down because his head is flying!
Can't you hear me? Put that down! Leave the chair!
- Put the ax down!
- Cut off his head, bro!
Put the chair down!
But you who, the dead hold me, are you, me?
Put that down, I'm getting...
Hello! Hey, hey, hey!
We fight we kill
- But with common sense, yes?
- Correct.
Put that down, bro!
Put the chair down, because his head is flying!
Can't you hear me? Put that down!
Put the chair down!
- Put the ax down!
- Bah! Bah!
Put it down! I give the lion!
Put it down!
Me, put the ax down! Put the ax down!
It's my brother, are you out of your mind?
Leave the axe!
I cut off his head like a hog!
Well, are you crazy? I kill him!
Not!
Leave him alone!
my love!
My life!
- Didn't I tell you to stay in the car?
- Daddy, please!
Antonia, you should have stayed in the car.
Not! Leave him alone!
Antonia, forgive me.
No, you forgive me.
I don't deserve your defense.
But they want to kill you!
Oh no, they just wanted to cut off my fingers.
What do you mean? Father!
It's not, what...
- Antonia!
- From
forgive me
- It's not your fault, Klaus.
- Well, yes.
- You got scared, Klaus.
- Oh no!
I was scared too!
Antonia, listen to me.
Please forgive me for hurting you.
That's how much my head went.
But I did well what I did,
because your place is not next to me.
Now, now
listen to me
I made a lot of messes.
I lied.
I lied to my mother
I lied to my brother
I confused everyone.
And I lied to these fools
to get their money.
But I really can't
I can't lie to you.
I can't let you down.
You deserve so much more than
That's the truth.
You deserve a much nicer man
and richer and better than me.
- Someone to make you happy.
- But you...
You deserve someone
who lives for you.
But you make me the happiest!
No, Antonia.
You are the coolest man
I have ever met!
After dad.
- No, Antonia.
- Yes!
And when you didn't answer my messages,
I was crying because you ignore me
but I was happy thinking of you!
do you see
You were crying.
I can't live without you!
Don't say that.
I said we were going to Paris!
We will always have Ploiestiul.
The kiss from Strada Garii.
I made you laugh in the face at the
Prahova County Museum of Natural Sciences...
Then I told you
that I would never leave you.
In front of Doroftei's bar.
The ex.
You will always be with me.
Always.
There will be no one like you.
It's just that where I go,
you can't follow me.
I have to do things, you
I don't need anyone else!
You are everything to me!
It will be fine.
You will see.
Klaus!
- Yes.
- Tell me you don't love me anymore.
- It's not that simple.
- Shut up! I don't want to listen to anything anymore.
I just want you to tell me that you don't love me anymore
and I'm leaving
I swear I'm leaving.
I can't.
I will suffer with dignity
I will never bother you again,
I will cut my hair...
- No!
- I will go to the monastery.
Just say these words to me.
"I don't love you anymore."
- I love you!
- Well done!
Bravo!
Go away!
Well done, Klaus!
Go away!
i love you
I knew since we met,
that it would be like this.
Beard, that's a lot.
No, I don't want to wait anymore,
I can't wait anymore.
I love you and I'm going to say it.
i love you
That's very nice, but
And and I don't care
if you strip, okay?
And that... no...
You undress and other men see you.
I will never ask you
to give it up.
I will never ask you
to give up anything.
Please don't ask me to be your wife!
do you want to be my wife
Bravo!
I didn't... I didn't... I didn't have time to...
Beard, let's take it easy.
Well, we take it easy...
We take it as easy as you want.
I asked you
and you can say "yes" when you want.
I'll wait anyway. I haven't
Are you very nice,
but don't you want a coffee first?
Not.
A cake?
I would like a cake, but not now.
I wish I knew I could hope.
Everyone is looking at us.
I want to know that I have something to hope for.
You have reason to hope.
I have reason to hope!
It's my brother! My brother!
I like you a lot.
When you get married, I do your weddings.
To both of them.
- Well, you don't have to.
- There's no rush.
But when the time comes,
I take care of everything, okay?
Me, but what about you?
Or are you arguing?
Hey, let's go...
We have more
Come on, guys, it can't be done!
You are family!
You must love your relatives
while they are still alive.
Then it's too late.
Trust me, I'm a professional.
come on Be done with it.
Please forgive me for upsetting you.
Yes, me!
Bravo!
Question! Question! where is the money
Lord Leru.
- Who are you?
- Er... Shobi.
- What money?
- What money?
No, I thought he was going to give me
some money, but
I thought wrong.
Come on, I'm leaving.
beautiful evening Look good.
Goodbye!
All right, kid!
You can take my
most precious thing in the world
You can take my
days, nights or years if you want
You can leave me alone
In a certain place
How can I never
return to my own
But never take my love
But never take my love
You can make me one with the earth
You can step on my feet
A thousand times
Tear me apart with your teeth
And then call the wind
To scatter my body
In a thousand glimpses
But never take my love
But never take my love
Because then I will die of missing you
Because then I will die of missing you
Because then I will die of missing you
And the days will be again
As they were
You can take my
most precious thing in the world
You can take my
days, nights or years if you want
You can leave me alone
In a certain place
How can I never
return to my own
But never take my love
But never take my love
Because then I will die of missing you
Because then I will die of missing you
Because then I will die of missing you
And the days will be again
As they were
Missing you
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