Kulche Chole (2022) Movie Script

'Shri Amritsar,
the house of abundance.'
'It's residents have two permanent
jobs, eating and feeding.'
'And the protagonist of this
story is my friend, Jaggi,'
'who has no one.'
'And yet he fought against
his circumstances.'
'He worked at a roadside inn but
didn't let it affect his education.'
'Though, he could have studied
IELTS and gone abroad,'
'but he didn't leave Punjab.'
'Come, let's see if the poor guy
got a job or not.'
Oh, thank you, brother.
What's wrong?
You are blocking everyone's way.
He hasn't blocked the way,
we have blocked yours.
-What?
-What were you doing upstairs with sir?
-Nothing.
-When we told you once,
the job was given to someone else,
why did you come to argue with sir?
What shall we do with him now?
-Just grab him and let's thrash him.
-No...
-No, please.
-That's right. Grab him.
-Grab him.
-Let me go once. I won't return.
Someone save me! Oh, God!
-Oh, God!
-Hey...
Get lost.
Did you fall from a tree or the sky?
You aren't an alien from the movies,
are you?
Don't call me that.
Brother, do I look like an alien to you?
I am a normal guy.
Will you drop me to the Ramtirtha hotel?
-Yes, why won't I?
-Let's go then.
-Get away.
-Hey...
Oh, God...
Kaale.
Sir, the fare?
-Just wait.
-Bravo!
This glowing face suggests that...
-Give him money.
-It didn't work out again today?
Your face suggests
that you got a negative response.
I can tell what's inside
from one look at the face.
-Yes, what's the fare?
-Fifty rupees.
Then hand it to me and leave.
Sir, I brought him here,
he didn't bring me.
Why fifty?
Just settle it for twenty-five.
We are locals. Why are you fooling us?
Brother, I beg of you.
I already reduced
one hundred fifty to fifty.
-Don't make me reduce it more.
-One hundred fifty?
The rickshaw drivers are making more
money that the mechanics. Here you go.
-This won't work. It is torn.
-Then let it be.
Just go and get it changed.
What's the big deal?
This is Kaala motor garage.
We are millionaires.
What are you talking about?
Are you new in the city?
Well, one is saying he is a millionaire.
The other is wearing a suit.
They too are paupers like me
and pretending to be not.
"Kulche-Chole!"
"Kulche-Chole!"
"You threw us out
like one tosses a fly out of the tea."
Here you go, Kaale.
Hide it from the world.
Drink your alcohol
and enjoy on your chickpeas.
-Cheers.
-Wow.
Brother, your chickpeas are so tasty
and your poetry is absolutely tasteless.
-Ouch...
-It's hot.
Take it easy.
You cook such delicious chickpeas.
Kaale, I have studied so much.
But every interview I go to,
I only hear sorry.
-Very good.
-What?
-What delicious chickpeas.
-Oh, man.
I say that there is nectar
in your hands.
Kaale, they are my hands, not a dessert.
It's called magic not nectar.
I know. I am talking about the nectar
that makes me drool
when I look at your chickpeas.
Such delicious chickpeas
won't even be available
in five-star hotels.
Five-star hotel?
Have you ever been to one?
-Okay then, I am leaving.
-You got offended. Sit down.
Forget about the five-stars.
I am going home, not to a hotel.
-Why?
-I just had an amazing idea.
-I think you're drunk.
-I'll see you tomorrow.
All right then, brother.
-Take your drinks with you.
-Yes, I forgot about that.
Keep this.
-What's this?
-I'll take this instead.
Chickpeas?
I can find this high anywhere.
But where will find a high
like the one I get from your chickpeas?
I'll see you tomorrow.
Wow!
Bravo.
-Kaale, I have concluded.
-What?
If fools had horns,
you would have been a reindeer.
Why are you laughing like a lunatic?
I am thinking
that you take so much time daily
to tie this noose around your neck.
I make rupees 500 bucks in my garage
in the same amount of time.
Kaale, would it have harmed anyone
if you had studied a little bit?
It's called a tie.
You can name any relationship
but no one helps when one is in need.
What are you talking about?
This is a tie.
And don't bore me.
I have to go for an interview.
Listen, you get ready and go everyday.
You can't find a job.
-You come back with a long face everyday.
-You...
I can't see you in pain now, my brother.
I want you to start your own business.
-Business?
-Yes.
Do you know how much money
one would need for that?
He is talking about business.
What are brothers for?
Don't worry about money
as long as your brother is here.
-Take this.
-So much money?
-Wow, Mr. Kaale.
-Yes.
This will get me a partnership
in a sugar mill.
This is not for business.
I gave it to you
so you can offer it to God.
Go and pray.
I have made
all the arrangements for you.
-Kaale, my friend, let it be.
-Have some faith, brother.
If you don't believe me,
should I call Babbi?
I have taken four small loans for you.
I have even used the one
that I had kept for Kamal.
And you are underestimeter me?
It's called underestimating,
not underestimeter.
-I meant the same thing.
-Come on, Kaale.
Earn the money and return it to me.
Friendship is on one side
and finances are on the other. Got it?
Thank me at least.
I have done so much for you.
Say it.
How should I speak?
You have put your hand over my mouth.
All right, then.
Be happy now and go pray.
When you return to the garage,
your whole setup will be ready.
Praise the Gods.
"God gives whatever is asked for."
"God gives whatever is asked for."
"God gives whatever is asked for."
'Dear God,'
'they say you come in human form'
'to save those in trouble.'
'You are residing
inside my friend Kaala.'
'He is helping me start a business.'
'Praise Guru Ramdasji.'
'Have mercy on us.'
'Keep blessing us.'
'Now we are on a roll, Jaggi Singh.'
'A rotating chair.'
'Bungalows, cars.'
'Domestic help.
All the good things in life.'
What's this?
It seems that Kaala leased this place
to a hawker so I can start my business.
This is real friendship.
Where is my brother? Kaale?
Where is my intelligent friend?
Kaale. Kaale, my brother.
-How's it going?
-How are you?
Hold on. My clothes are dirty.
Kaale, show me my business setup.
-Business setup?
-Show it to me.
Come along then.
Here...
No, Kaale. I don't want to eat Kulche.
Just show me my business setup.
This is our business, my brother.
This cart is yours
and this is your servant, Raamu.
Kaale, don't joke.
Tell me, where is the office you opened?
Don't make jokes.
I am not joking.
This is the idea that I got last night.
This is our business.
Look, I even named it
after our grandfather.
Puran Singh Kulchewaala.
Get ready quickly.
Is that so?
I get it, Kaale.
I too was wondering how can a mechanic
get work for an engineer?
You acted just like a mere mechanic.
What would a garage owner
know about life?
Is that so?
This very garage
has taught me about life.
Cars worth billions
turn into scrap within two years.
The same applies to your degrees.
A vehicle can be repaired and used.
But without any work, life cannot go on.
That's what I was saying.
That my friend is a mechanic so he will
open a spare parts business for me.
But you got me this cart?
Your mindset is so petty.
Will I do this work now?
Just do it once for me.
I am sure that no one can make
chickpeas like you do.
And no one can make a fool
out of someone like you do.
Kaale, you are jealous of my education.
People would say that you are a mechanic
and I am an engineer.
You would be happy
if I become a small-time vendor.
What are you saying?
How can I think that? You are my friend.
Some friend you are!
Friends want their friends
to become officers
and you want me to become
a small-time chef.
Kaale, don't come in front of me again.
Get lost.
-Listen to me, my friend.
-Get lost!
You have been a disloyal friend.
Remember that, okay?
Hey! Listen...
'Such delicious chickpeas won't even be
available in five-star hotels.'
Will I become a street vendor
after becoming an engineer?
This uneducated, uncouth
mechanic has lost his mind.
'So, Mr. Jaggi Singh?'
'You are going again
for an interview today.'
'How many interviews
have you already given?'
'You silly guy,
what if you never find a job?'
I never thought about this.
Sir, what Kaala mechanic can do,
even the biggest agencies can't do.
My henchmen work in those agencies.
Hold this.
Coming, sir.
The only difference is that
I offer tea and they offer coffee.
Jaggi, if you are here to beat me,
do it later, brother.
This is my workplace.
My clients are sitting here and...
And you misunderstood me.
I didn't wish ill for you.
Kaale, you are my friend.
What I did not think for myself,
you did.
People take one look at my file
and reject it.
You saw the pain inside me, Kaale.
I will do this work.
Now you are talking, my friend.
You asked will you become
a street vendor from an engineer?
Meet him. Sardar Parwinder Singh.
He has a PhD.
Do you know that famous street cart
that sells fritters under the bridge?
-Yes.
-He owns it.
-Is that so?
-Yes.
-That famous cart belongs to him?
-Absolutely.
I used to think this is a menial job.
My friend, this is our problem.
This is our drawback.
We don't recognize our talent.
Now look,
just as I can't fly an aeroplane,
a pilot can't make delicious fritters
like I do.
He said such a wise thing.
The way God has given
different faces to everyone,
similarly, he has given us
all different talents.
-That's true.
-All you need to do is recognize it.
-Our boys spend millions to go abroad.
-Yes.
They go there and drive taxis.
They don't feel embarrassed then.
They go and work in restaurants there.
-They don't feel embarrassed there.
-Right.
I say they even go there
and wash dishes.
They don't feel embarrassed there.
I don't know what troubles them here.
That's true.
I have understood.
Kaale, I will show my talent now.
I will work really hard.
There is no looking back.
You must look back.
-Why?
Sometimes, customers like me leave
quietly from the back without paying.
You have made me so happy, my friend.
"Kulche-Chole!"
"Kulche-Chole!"
You've taken so long.
Is the food ready yet?
Coming, sir.
Dish out two plates then.
-Let's start your day.
-Hurry up. Bring it here.
-Bring it.
-Here you go, sir.
Wow. The aroma is amazing.
Sir, we have to start their day
with our order.
Don't just get full with aroma.
Go ahead and taste it.
Give us your feedback.
Wow.
Amazing. Perfect spices.
Well son,
your chickpeas deserve a million rupees.
-Thank you!
-But my problem is
that I only have rupees fifty in cash
right now.
No problem, sir.
Your fifty rupees
are like millions for us.
Well, Mr. Jaggi, consider your
street cart business to be a hit now.
-How's that?
-Because your dish
was approved by Mr. Parminder Singh,
the fritter king.
You don't know, brother,
his rumours spread faster
than the most infectious disease.
He is like a loud speaker.
Go ahead and eat it, sir.
Thank you, God.
"The bullets are being fired
on the terrace."
"Everyone fears for their lives."
Bravo. So, you are counting
how much you made.
Do that later, brother.
Let's have a drink first.
Kaale, you interrupted me
and I lost count.
You have counted 1100 rupees,
1300 times.
I fear you that you are making
more money than you can count.
Kaale, I have earned 1100 rupees
for the first time.
That too my own income.
Let me count it one more time.
This silly man will drive himself
crazy counting his money.
This isn't your fault.
Poor people are bound to act like this.
They see 1000 rupees
and count it till only 900 is left.
Don't tear the money now. Come.
-Let's get drunk.
-Kaale, my friend.
You are very stubborn.
Yes. Open this now.
"What you let go
from your delicate hands?"
I will come early tomorrow
and we'll make a couple of hundred more.
-"The mirror of my heart is broken."
-Now you have made a royal drink.
-Wow.
-Pour just a little for me.
That's enough!
Here we go, my friend.
Kaale, may I count the money
one more time?
You fools, losers of the first order.
I was humiliated by high command
yesterday because of your mistakes.
What? Which mistake of ours?
Don't you know?
I had to go to the party meeting.
You losers took me to a wedding.
I am stuck with idiots like you.
Listen to me, Mr. MLA.
-First of all, we are your PAs.
-Yes.
Secondly, we are your sister's...
-Brothers-in-law.
-Brothers-in-law.
You keep humiliating us in front
of every Tom, Dick and Harry.
Which Tom, Dick and Harry?
It's just the four of us in the car.
Wise people have said that
-even a car may have ears.
-Absolutely.
I'll slap you hard across your face.
Are you blind? Can't you drive properly?
-Can't you use the brakes?
-They don't work.
I am not that kind of an MLA or minister
who can run people over
and move forward.
Get the brakes fixed.
Come on, driver.
Turn the car towards the garage.
I'll slap you really hard,
you cross-eyed fool.
What did you call me?
Don't think you can treat me this way
because of your status.
No one calls me by such names.
My sister died
and left me at the mercy of
these good for nothing losers.
Not losers. Nittu and...
-Tittu.
-Tittu.
-I...
-Learn some basic respect.
Take us to Kaala's garage
and get the brakes fixed first.
Come, I know where Kaala's shop is.
-I know.
-I have come here many times.
Which fool is standing in the way?
It's Mr. MLA.
You damn fools.
If you weren't related to my sister,
I would have fired you a long time ago.
Do you have the slightest idea
about what's going on in the city?
If even a cat has littered in the city,
I am fully aware of how many kittens
she had and where she went.
I didn't become an MLA for nothing.
He bought the votes.
He bribed people with alcohol,
poppy-husk and so much more.
Hey...
-There is a Kulche-Chole cart over there.
-Yes.
-Raamu, hurry up and serve the chole.
-Yes, sir.
-Go and get a plate served for me.
-I'll get it done.
-Should I come along too?
-No, you stay here.
-Don't leave the MLA alone.
-Greetings, Sir.
Greetings. How are you, Kaale?
How did you happen to come here today?
I came here for my brakes.
-Is that so?
-Fix the brakes.
Who parked this scooter in the way.
Listen boys, do one thing,
the MLA has come to your street-cart.
-Yes.
-Serve a delicious plate of Kulche-chole.
-Hey, I am over here.
-Yes, I am looking right at you.
-Be quiet.
-Cross-eyed.
Will you call me cross-eyed?
I don't even let the MLA call me that.
Come along, Mr. MLA.
Please sit over here.
-He is blind too.
-Just serve the plates.
Just give me ten minutes.
I'll fix the car with ease.
-Ten minutes?
-Yes.
-I will eat Chole-Kulche in the meantime.
-Go ahead.
That's a great idea.
-Take out my toolkit.
-Come on, I will also eat.
-You will eat too...
-There's just one plate.
Chaabi, where is the wrench?
-He is right here, Sir.
-I am not talking about your brother.
Give me the 21-22 wrench.
Sir is asking for 21-22 wrench
and you are talking about me.
Come on give now.
I have told Sir so many times
either to buy a jack,
or teach us this work.
It is easier for us to crawl under.
Let it be, all's well,
we are getting paid for nothing.
Hey, here you go.
-Chaabi, Paana.
-Yes.
I have fixed the brakes so well
that the car would come to a halt
even at the speed of 500.
-That is why he is called Kaala mechanic.
-That is why he is called Kaala mechanic.
This is very delicious.
Wow. It's scrumptious.
Where was your cart selling before this?
I just started this business here.
-Here?
-Yes.
-Mr. Minister.
-Wow!
This boy is an engineer.
-Is that so?
-Yes.
He couldn't find a job
so he started this business.
And he is just stuck by bad luck.
He doesn't have anyone in his family.
I had to do something to meet ends meet.
That's why I got this street-cart.
No, you did a great job, son. Great job.
I say if all the boys of Punjab
learns from you
and start working this very day
then Punjab would progress so much.
-Thank you, Sir.
-And listen.
-Remember two things I say.
-Go on, Sir.
One, don't think
that you are alone from now on.
I am here for you as your Uncle.
And secondly,
don't change the taste.
I won't, Sir.
-Come here.
-Yes.
Here you go.
You made me happy
so I'll make you happy.
-There is no need for this, Sir.
-No, I need to do this. Take it.
-This is not just money, it's a blessing.
-Take it.
From now on, you are my nephew
and I am your Uncle.
And everything was really delicious.
-Thank you, Sir.
-Don't change the taste.
If you had served two plates for us
would the taste have changed?
He keeps eating so much
while we survive on fumes.
Yes. Let's go.
Enough. Save some for me too.
-Get back.
-It's delicious.
It seems like a sweet carrot to me.
What the hell is this?
-Do you see that, brother?
-Yes.
If you were on a job,
you'd had to salute a man like that.
-Right.
-But he saw your talent...
and called you his nephew. Right?
This is all because of you, Kaala.
-Wow!
-We have a street-cart now.
Our business is up and running.
We want for nothing now.
Wow!
Which fool is saying
we want for nothing?
-Hey!
-I mean, Sir, I am saying
that we do want something.
-What?
-What is that?
You must have seen large speakers
at people's shops.
They play music and attract
more customers. It's fun.
If something like that
can be arranged then...
I will get that done right away.
"Our work is set."
"I am fully lit."
"Our work is set."
"I am fully lit."
"I say I am so fit."
"I will become hit soon."
"I have worked hard,
I didn't take it easy."
"Your lover has outdone himself."
"It's a scene from the movies.
Check, how dapper people."
"Come here often in their cars."
"I have got everything
that I asked for."
"My heart is full of happiness."
"I have got everything
that I asked for."
"Bad luck is scared
of coming towards me."
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"we will be in high spirits now."
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"God has blessed us with high spirits."
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"we will be in high spirits now."
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"God has blessed us with high spirits."
"High spirits, high spirits."
"High spirits, high spirits."
"It is more than I had imagined."
"I will be rolling in wealth
if God wills it."
"Slowly, I have got everything."
"Money is raining on me
like the monsoons."
"It is more than I had imagined."
"I will be rolling in wealth
if God wills it."
"Slowly, I have got everything."
"Money is raining on me
like the monsoons."
"My hopes have become higher."
"All the closed doors have opened."
"All the closed doors have opened."
"Everyone comes to me for advice now."
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"we will be in high spirits now."
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"God has blessed us with high spirits."
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"we will be in high spirits now."
"High spirits, high spirits,"
"God has blessed us with high spirits."
Kaale, get me some water, brother.
-Listen to me.
-Yes.
Earlier, I thought you won't be
able to count so much money.
Now, it seems you will use up all the
water on the earth to count your money.
We already have a scarcity of water.
That is why, look, I have made a
permanent arrangement for you.
I got you a cash-counting machine.
God bless you, Kaale.
-Yes.
-Thank you.
You made things easier for me.
Count cash like they do in banks.
-Listen.
-Yes.
You have started earning good money.
You need a girl now
who can spend this money.
Right?
Are you suggesting
that I should get married?
Absolutely. Only then my turn will come.
-Look, Kaale.
-Yes?
You helped start this business.
So, now, this is your duty too.
Find me a girl.
Be my matchmaker.
Is there a dearth of girls?
I can get you married
ten times till tomorrow.
-Brother!
-Yes.
just get me married once.
Make sure it's a suitable match.
All right, then. Get ready.
But listen, don't wear that jinxed suit.
It always gets you a rejection you know.
-I won't.
-All right, then.
So, by the way,
what are your qualifications?
Uncle, he is the boy, not me.
I was talking to him.
You are getting excited for nothing.
I am an engineer.
The boy is an engineer.
Good. Where do you work?
I couldn't find any jobs.
-I started my own business.
-Very good.
His business is booming too.
-The boy makes one lac per month.
-Very good.
-By the way, what is your business?
-He sells Kulche-Chole on a street-cart.
A street-cart vendor?
Didn't I tell you, brother?
Rich people don't think about the kind
of work you do. Just how much you earn.
Look, how excited the girl became
on hearing about the street-cart.
I am not excited, I am angry. Nonsense.
I that so? Look,
Aunty, I feel you are being unfair.
Because you cannot find a son-in-law
who makes such delicious chickpeas.
Take him and get out of here.
Our boy has a street-cart
that sells Kulche-Chole.
His street-cart is really famous.
-Street-cart?
-Yes.
Take the tea back.
If I had know about your street-cart,
I wouldn't have let you enter my house.
What? A street-cart vendor?
You could have offered yourself
in marriage instead of him.
A mechanic is much better
than a street-cart vendor.
You are talking about lacs as if
the boy own a shipping company.
Even if he earns ten lacs,
he is called a street-cart vendor.
And what does he sell?
Kulche-Chole.
Oh my God, Kulche-Chole?
Dad, I must marry him.
I love Kulche-Chole.
Look at her.
Oh no, dad.
Have courage, my friend. It's all right.
I'd rather slap you.
You should have got married then,
the girl had agreed.
She agreed to eat Kulche-Chole.
-So what if she had eaten a few?
-A few?
She would have eaten fifty-sixty
along with my cart.
And listen to me,
why do you go everywhere and say I have
a street cart that sells Kulche-Chole?
Should I rather say you fly
a helicopter? I say what is true.
-Let it be.
-He is just talking unnecessarily.
How are you, brother?
Do you want to go somewhere?
Are you a man or poison ivy?
You appear everywhere.
Wherever I find passengers.
That's well and good but how do
you know that my name is Booti?
You are a Booti.
-Let's go to Kaala's garage.
-Yes. Sit.
How much will you charge us?
What does it matter?
I know your circumstances.
You will only give me rupees fifty.
-What is he saying? Tell him?
-Hey!
Things are not the same as they were.
We will give your rupees hundred.
And we'll give you ten bucks in tip too.
He is treating us too lightly.
-He is underestimeter us.
-Brother underestimeter.
Let's go then.
'Earlier he used to give torn 50 rupees
with great difficulty'
'and now he is giving
tip with 100 rupees.'
'What magic wand has he hot hands on'
'that his situation has
changed so drastically.'
I have understood, Kaale,
why our boys and girls go
abroad and do menial jobs.
People mock them here that's why.
They go there just to get a taste of it.
Listen to me,
you are such a handsome boy like me.
Didn't you ever feel like romancing
someone? I mean dreams, desires, etc.
There were so many
desires in this heart.
That I could die for each one of it.
This heart had a thousand wishes.
But still, they were not enough.
Bravo.
Brother, what does it mean in Punjabi?
I had a lot of wishes, brother.
A nice car, good clothes.
A girl would love me
and I would love her.
Wow!
I wish your brother could
have a love marriage too.
But how was that going to work?
I had no money.
That is all in the past now, brother.
We have everything today.
Eat your leg piece.
Do we lack anything today? If this
cart is a problem, we'll throw it out.
How will we earn money
if we throw away the cart?
You didn't understand what I'm saying.
Your Kulcha business
is in it's top form now.
Give Raamu everything in the morning,
he'll sell it himself.
We will fulfill your dreams, brother.
But the street-cart...
Do you remember that dialogue
from that movie?
All is fair in love and war.
Let's get to it from tomorrow.
Of course, why not?
But, Kaale, car?
Car?
There is this guy called Mehta.
His Mercedes is parked here
most of the time.
We won't return it for a month now.
As far as clothes are concerned,
-long live the flea market.
-Kaale.
Kaale, how will I repay you?
Pay me right here
but give me a kiss first.
No, I'll have to get
my face dry-cleaned.
Okay then...
Your brother is looking stylish, right?
Listen, did you come here for me
or for yourself?
Ohh.
-I have to teach you how to do it.
-Is that so?
It is more important
that I look better than you.
Don't be jealous.
Oh, my God.
Look over there. A modern girl.
I must tease her.
She looks quite happening.
I will talk to her and be right back.
You are going directly?
Better don't get us in trouble.
-Just watch your brother.
-Go on.
"You are very clever."
"You make promises and forget them."
-Hi.
-Are you listening?
Where are you? Look at this.
These goons are eve-teasing me.
They are fawning over me.
-Hey.
-Greetings...
You are eve-teasing my wife?
-It seems he met his match.
-You dared do that?
Hold this.
I have never treated her like that.
Our sister misunderstood us,
brother-in-law.
I was just asking for directions
to the handicapped home.
-Greetings, sister.
-Get out of here.
Greetings. Let's go.
Get out of here.
Kaale, no one dares
raise their voice at you.
He really was your brother-in-law.
If he had gotten hold of you,
he would have thrashed you badly.
He didn't, right?
You wouldn't have been safe either.
You would've gotten a beating too.
And don't worry.
Now I will take you to such a place
where you will be surrounded by girls.
-One, two...
-Let's meet tomorrow.
-Wait.
-Yes?
Three, four.
Kaale, did you come here to
find me a girl or to count for census?
Wait, my friend.
This one looks nice
and she is also alone.
-I'll talk to her and come.
-Wait.
Breathe.
You got us in trouble the last time too.
-This time, I'll go.
-Is that so? Go on then.
Do as I have taught you.
-Give a good impression.
-We'll come back soon.
No one will say anything.
-Greetings.
-Greetings.
I want to talk to you.
Do you have five minutes?
Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Leave him.
I'll have to thrash him unnecessarily.
He is a bouncer.
Then he'll thrash us.
Nonsense.
Look, another one is right behind you.
-Excuse me.
-Yes?
Do you have five minutes?
I want to talk to you.
Do you have fifteen
lacs to go to Canada?
Then we can talk our entire
lives, not just five minutes.
"Damn you."
"When my beautiful hair flows."
"The unmarried girls lose their hearts."
"The unmarried girls
lose their hearts, my love."
Mr Mehta? What's this?
People are such copycats.
Same Mercedes like mine.
Same colour, same number.
Fake people.
"When my beautiful hair..."
What? This is Mehta's car.
Kaale, this car is amazing. I love this.
Hold on.
The owner of the car is calling.
Just stay silent.
Yes, Mr Mehta?
I gave my car to you for repairing.
You are using it to woo girls?
You think that Mehta won't say anything?
Sir, why would I woo girls, tell me?
-I was on a test-drive.
-On the city roads?
Where else would I test-drive it?
I am just checking
which pothole causes damage
to which part of the car.
All right. Fine.
You have written in your shop that
only you do satisfactory work, right?
-Do that, son, and Mehta would be happy.
-Yes. Yes.
Don't you worry. People only
claim that and we actually do it.
I will repair your car in such a way
that it won't even
get a flat tyre again.
It won't get a flat tyre? Are you
going to put a train's wheels on my car?
Don't put iron wheels, the car's
average would turn into zero.
I say don't worry.
I'll turn it into a road-roller.
Hello? Hello?
I can't hear you, Mr Mehta.
-I can hear you.
-Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello!
"She must definitely miss me."
-Sir.
-Yes?
-Give me whatever is left.
-Here you go.
-Is that all?
-Yes.
You have some more too.
You are worried about juice
but just look, how bad my luck is.
I don't think God made a girl for me.
Or she must already be dead.
Have some patience.
You even thought that your street-cart
business won't work. But it did, right?
Have faith in God.
Everything happens in good time.
Listen to me.
I think whoever is in your destiny,
will come from somewhere and
crash into you.
Who the hell is that? Oh God.
I wanted a girl to crash into him,
not a car to crash into ours.
You are hard of hearing too.
-Who did this? Let's check it out.
-Come on.
Oh God.
Are you blind?
You came and crashed into a parked car.
You don't know how to drive
and still you are in the driving seat.
We know how to drive,
you don't know how to park.
-What?
-Who parks in the middle of the road?
A car is parked on the road.
Where else would it be parked?
Be grateful that you are a girl.
Ask him, if you had been a boy,
I would have given you a thrashing.
-Is that so? Come on then.
-What?
-Yes. Tell me.
-Why don't you speak?
They damaged our car.
The light of this car
costs rupees two lakhs.
Is it a light or water on planet Mars?
-You seem like you are from Mars.
-Be quiet.
-Why are you exaggerating a small issue?
-Small?
You go ahead, I apologize on his behalf.
Look, how nice the boss is
and the driver has no manners.
-Keep quiet.
-Learn something from your boss.
Where are they going?
She is your sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law.
The one who is driving
is your sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law? When did that happen?
Just now.
She crashed right into my heart.
-Isn't she pretty?
-Your choice is amazing.
-Raamu!
-Coming.
What are you doing?
Bring another Kulcha.
You are so slow.
Kaala Sir, you have eaten seven Kulchas,
this is the eight one.
Do you want your stomach to burst?
Do you want to get your face broken?
Get lost.
Kaale, you may eat ten Kulchas
if you like.
But we must find
your sister-in-law today.
Am I an animal that I'll eat ten?
I'll just have one more.
And don't worry,
your work will be done today.
-Sure?
-Yes.
Whether we find my sister-in-law
or her friend.
I am talking about my marriage and
you are interested in your own affairs.
-Affair? With her?
-Yes.
I will never have an affair with her.
She is totally crazy.
You misunderstood me, brother.
I think you haven't heard that saying.
A king's life is in his parrot.
I am talking about
making her your sister-in-law
and you are talking about
parrots, cats, dogs and what not.
Your brain needs to be greased too.
As a king's life is in his parrot,
a friend's life is in his friend,
similarly, friends are
very dear to each other.
If we find the friend,
we find my sister-in-law.
I got it. Just like the saying
that catch a thief's mother
before catching a thief, right?
Wow. Shame on you
and many shame upon your saying.
Get me another one.
Just a minute. Stop the car. Stop it.
-Stop the car. Pull over.
-What happened?
Look, she is going in that rickshaw.
-Your sister-in-law?
-No, her friend.
So? Greetings.
Greetings.
I am not talking to you,
I am talking to ma'am.
Greetings. You are all alone today?
If you are so eager
then should I call my brothers?
Oh, shit!
Though even I know Karate.
You can snore then, I snore a lot too.
Karate, not snoring.
Oh, okay. No, you misunderstood me.
I was saying that your
friend is not with you today.
She has a car
and she goes to college in her car.
She is from a rich family.
And aren't you asking me
too many questions?
-This information is enough.
-What information?
Just start driving.
If she starts again, I'll be in trouble.
All right, then. Greetings.
How many times will you say greetings?
-I am talking to him, not you.
-Me?
Move along.
'God, give me a magic lamp too,
even if it breaks my head.'
I want to tell you something important.
Tell me.
Let's eat golgappas first,
then I'll tell you.
Mister, give us two.
Give it to me.
Yes.
Did you put in the sour water?
Now tell me.
Do you remember
you crashed into a guy's car?
He has fallen for you.
Yes.
How can you say that
with so much confidence?
Look over there.
In the morning too his driver was
inquiring about you. He was there too.
-Is that so?
-Yes.
Oh, Kaale.
If you had advised me
to sell golgappas in a street-cart,
I would have fed her with my own hand.
I could have made you a golgappa
and she could have swallowed you.
Girls like golgappas.
Not the ones who sell golgappas.
Golgappa.
-They are going. Come on.
-Wait.
-Let's go.
-She left.
"I am following you
with a different intention."
"With a different intention..."
"I don't look at you
with any ill-intentions."
"I don't look at you
with any ill-intentions."
"I am following you
with a different intention."
"I don't look at you
with any ill-intentions."
"I couldn't have said this to you
by myself."
"I couldn't have said this to you
by myself."
"That is why Gill came with me
to support me."
"The blush on your cheeks suggests
that you like this handsome boy too."
"The blush on your cheeks suggests
that you like this handsome boy too."
"Tell me yourself,
if you want to spend your life with me."
"Tell me yourself,
if you want to spend your life with me."
"Tell me clearly.
Don't talk in circles."
"Tell me yourself,
if you want to spend your life with me."
"Tell me clearly.
Don't talk in circles."
"I bought you anklets and you
can tell me the size of your bangles."
"Your eyes have driven me crazy."
"Your eyes have driven me crazy."
"The rest was done
by the beauty spot on your chin."
"The blush on your cheeks suggests
that you like this handsome boy too."
"The blush on your cheeks suggests
that you like this handsome boy too."
"The boy keeps following you around."
"This boy comes in a Mercedes
to follow you around."
"This boy comes in a Mercedes."
"This boy comes in a Mercedes."
"This boy comes in a Mercedes."
"You wear dresses
and this Jatt wears denims."
"You wear dresses
and this Jatt wears denims."
"You look so pretty in your dresses."
"You wear dresses
and this Jatt wears denims."
"You look so pretty in your dresses."
"Your eyes are grey
and you have sweat on your lip."
"It seems,
we won't live without each other."
"There are a million faces here."
"There are a million faces here."
"But your name is on my lips."
"The blush on your cheeks suggests
that you like this handsome boy too."
"The blush on your cheeks suggests
that you like this handsome boy too."
"The blush on your cheeks suggests
that you like this handsome boy too."
"You like this handsome boy too."
Sorry.
I have been noticing since many days
that you have been following me.
Why do you waste your fuel on me?
I am a slave to my heart.
I can't rest if I don't see you.
Is that so?
So Sir is in love?
But have you thought
about where this would lead?
Just say yes and I'll do the rest.
I will dedicate my life to you,
not just money and fame.
In that case, we can have coffee.
"I will not be able to talk
face to face, dear."
"Look at me..."
How can I praise you?
My words are not enough.
May I tell you something?
I can't believe my luck.
Don't rely on your luck.
Meet my father soon
and ask for my hand in marriage.
He is looking for a boy for me.
Actually, my grandmom is sick.
Dad wants me to get married
while she is still here to see it.
I'll talk to him.
"Tie your turban..."
Cheers.
"Uncle, Uncle, Uncle."
"My friend has outdone himself."
Now tell me what happened
in the coffee shop?
I can't tell you what happened.
What on earth have you done?
There's nothing like that.
She said meet my father.
Then meet her father.
What's the big deal about that?
I am scared, my friend.
Does her father have Corona Virus?
No, not Corona,
do you know how rich they are?
So, are we inferior to anyone?
What are you talking about?
You too go like a rich guy.
Take the Mercedes.
-Mercedes?
-Yes.
-What will I wear?
-Bhangra.
I am saying I don't have decent clothes.
What are these? They are clothes.
I can't meet my in-laws in this.
I need a formal suit.
Suits? That reminds me,
don't wear your jinxed jacket.
Kaale.
I think I can plan something.
Boss, long live the flea market.
We are going to buy ready made dresses.
And you have been taking me
all over the streets since morning.
You are too much, Rosie.
Yes, I am starving too.
Look, this is the same street.
I heard they sell
delicious Chole-Kulche here.
Please turn the car that side.
You are always hungry.
You are never full.
What can a person do if they are hungry?
"All friendships from Primary schools."
"You have broken that friendship today."
Oh, God.
Hey...
Kaale, she is outside.
What's wrong?
Why is your face like that?
You look scared.
Did you see a ghost outside?
You'll be scared too.
Me? Scared?
I am a brave man, you don't know me.
No ghost can scare me.
Kaale, let it be.
Listen to me. What happened?
-Did you fight with someone?
-Come with me.
I am not scared of anyone. Who is it?
-Look over there.
Sister-in-law and Rosie
are sitting here.
We are dead now.
Brother.
Why did you call them here?
Kaale, I didn't invite them here.
-Then how did they get here?
-How would I know?
-Mister.
-Yes.
Take the money.
Sir, come and accept the payment.
Go and handle it. I will get
in trouble too because of you.
Kaale, please, my friend.
Sir, please come.
Sir, please come.
Let it be, Raamu. We know these people.
Don't take any money.
Are you my cousin?
Come out and take the money.
-Go, Kaale.
-What are you doing?
-Please, my brother.
-I don't know all this.
I have never been thrashed by girls.
Aren't you my brother?
Please go, Kaala.
I request you.
Go outside, Kaale. Outside.
You?
Greetings.
You are a street-cart vendor too?
-Ma'am, this is not his street-cart.
-Shut up.
Okay...
You are a servant here too.
If we had known, we would
never have eaten your Kulchas.
A driver, a servant.
Who knows what else he does?
Yes, Kaala mechanic.
Did my car get repaired or not?
Where did he come from?
He is a mechanic too?
-Greetings, Uncle Mehta.
-Greetings, daughter. Greetings.
What brings you here?
We came to eat the Kulchas.
Wow! He makes delicious kulchas.
Number one in the city.
He got his friend a street-cart...
Mr Mehta, I told you
to get the car day after tomorrow.
You are coming here
and bothering me unnecessarily.
If I get puzzled,
I'll put the gear where the horn
and clutch are supposed to be.
Will you be able to drive then?
No! You must do a satisfactory job.
I will be a dog
if I say anything now.
-I won't utter a word.
-Okay. Now go.
Mr. Mehta, please go away.
You are a mechanic too.
Yes, ma'am. the street-cart
belongs to his friend...
This guy...
Yes, the street-cart
belongs to my friend.
And I am a mechanic
and also a loan-shark
and my movie is releasing too.
You have a lot of tantrums.
Rosie, that is Jaggi's car, right?
-Yes.
-But I can't see him anywhere.
God, please save me today.
Listen! Where is Jaggi?
I don't know. He is not here.
Why are you lying?
Jaggi Sir went in just now...
I will break your foot
and put it in your pocket.
He doesn't know anything. He is
just unnecessarily talking nonsense.
What do you mean
he doesn't know anything?
Ma'am, I am telling the truth.
See for yourself.
My boss has even put on this cart
that we should always speak the truth.
I suggest that you go in once.
If you don't find Jaggi
then you can paint my face black.
Oh, Raamu, just die.
Liar of the first order.
I understood the minute
I saw Jaggi's car.
Ma'am, this car doesn't belong to Jaggi.
And you are saying that Jaggi is inside.
Oh, ma'am, the car is not Jaggi's
but Jaggi is inside.
What on earth are you saying?
It seems that he has gone crazy
in his company.
Let's go inside and see.
I am dead, Kaale.
Where should I hide?
He could have made a tunnel.
Come here.
What nonsense were you talking?
Being so honest.
You got everyone in trouble.
I will have to think of something.
Well, he is right here.
Jaggi, get up.
Get up.
Jaggi.
Why do I feel like you have come out
-of my dreams into my reality?
-What are you doing? Wake up.
Harleen, pinch him.
-Yes.
-Are you awake now?
Harleen?
-What are you doing here?
-We came here to eat Kulchas.
What are you doing here?
I too stopped to eat Kulchas.
Someone borrowed my car and I dozed off.
I slept and then I had a dream...
And you were in that dream.
But that Kaala said
that you are not here.
-Is that what he said?
-Yes.
-He is crazy.
-I think so too.
Mr. Mehta, you are back again?
Just tell me
whether Jaggi is inside or not?
That is Uncle Mehta.
Jaggi has gone out, I told you.
His Mercedes is parked outside.
That is why I have come here.
I told you, sir, he took
another car and went out.
Okay, so, until my car is in repair,
I'll take his Mercedes.
Mercedes? Jaggi's?
No, Mr. Mehta, sorry, I can't give
you his car without his permission.
It's not like that.
He is very rich and has a big heart.
He never refuses me.
The thing is, Sir, he even took
the keys to the Mercedes with him.
Mr. Mehta, come tomorrow.
Or you can come in the evening
and then take the car.
This fool has lost his mind
because of eating too many kulchas.
Okay, I will leave then.
Tell him I send him my regards.
I'll take your leave.
All right, fine. Greetings. Goodbye.
Mehta won't say anything.
That is why Kaala doesn't
tell anyone anything about me.
People keep asking to borrow my cars.
Have you lost your mind?
What was all this?
No.
Come. I want to apologize.
Go and wash the dishes.
Jaggi... Sir...
Mr. Mehta came to borrow
your Mercedes again so I...
We heard everything, Kaale. Sorry.
We said so many mean things to you.
It's all right, sister-in-law.
It's my fault.
I didn't tell you the truth either.
Actually, the thing is,
it has become a habit.
Sir is a royal man,
he can't refuse anyone.
People borrow is cars and
return them after using all the fuel.
You know how miserly people are.
You are absolutely right.
Don't let him lend his car to anyone.
Don't worry.
If anyone comes now, I will slap them.
-We'll leave now.
-All right.
Yes, we have to go to the mall too.
-Bye, brother-in-law.
-Bye.
"Have you seen?"
This guy would have got us
in trouble today. Come here.
Speak only when necessary.
What rubbish were you talking?
Why did you lie that its Jaggi's car?
How is it Jaggi's car?
Come this side.
How could you?
Okay...
I will show you right now.
Watch. Watch.
What is he about to do?
Hey, what are you doing?
When you aren't going to tell the truth
then why is it written always be honest?
I erased it.
Why did you hit me now?
Can't you read Punjabi?
Why? What happened?
You deleted the rate-list, you fool.
It seems that I will have to learn
Punjabi alphabets
if I want to settle down in Punjab.
Not just the alphabets, a lot more.
-Yes, I mean all of that.
-Punjabi alphabets.
Yes, whatever you say.
Is your mind all right?
You will definitely get rejected.
Say something auspicious.
I am saying auspicious things but
why are you wearing this jinxed jacket?
You couldn't get a job with this
then how will you get the girl?
Oh, no. I wore it by mistake.
Forget about the mistake, take
it off and throw it away right now.
-I'll take it off right now.
-Go and get changed.
What's the big deal?
You already brought another one.
So, you were just teasing me?
Even making jokes about this
jinxed jacket is very dangerous.
You are not ready?
I won't go.
-Why?
-Her crazy friend will be there too.
She addresses me
as a servant and a driver.
I am so angry
but only quiet because of you.
Otherwise, you know my temper.
It's true, Kaale.
Just like your face.
-You...
-I am just joking. What happened?
Alright. Joke here as much as you want.
But act sensibly when you go there.
Say impressive things.
Don't worry.
If they say they have one car,
-I will say I have four.
-Great.
That's more like it. Well done.
They better not say they have one
father or you might say you have four.
I am Jaggi, not Kaala.
-You...
-Give me the keys. I am getting late.
I'll give you keys. Here you go.
-Here.
-Thank you.
-And here, take this.
-Hey...
Best of look.
It's luck, not look.
That is what I meant.
All right, then.
May God bless you with a wife.
Hurry up. You have taken so long.
Just drop me at the gate.
Ma'am, are you going to kill me?
I am trying.
What do you mean kill you?
Won't you charge money for this?
All right. Stop there.
Here is twenty bucks.
Ma'am, what is this?
Give me another ten bucks.
What for?
Ma'am, we agreed on thirty.
When did we agree on thirty?
We agreed on twenty.
Ma'am, you said thirty.
I heard twenty. He's just faffing.
Ma'am.
About our marriage? Tell me.
Or else I will move abroad.
-Damn.
-Tell me.
What's wrong, brother?
Look, people don't see
my hard work and sweat.
-Yes.
-They lie for even ten bucks.
I don't know when my time
will change like yours did.
Have courage. Your time will come soon.
Don't fight over small amount
of money unnecessarily.
Here, take it from me.
Yes, Tinku. I'll talk to you later.
-Just wait.
-Take this.
He seems like that guy. On a rickshaw...
Hang up.
You should be brave, Jamunbooti.
You can't buy such a big car so easily.
'Booti Singh, you'll have to find out
where they are hiding their magic lamp.'
Here, son.
Harleen was all praises for you.
Someone whom my daughter has praised
-must deserve her.
-Thank you.
By the way,
what is your line of work, son?
Sir, just like this... I feed people.
Just like this?
That means you have hotels too?
'Raamu, go and serve
them chickpeas quickly.'
'I am going, Sir.'
Yes, yes...
Have this.
Sister, I smell a rat.
Are you blind, you fool?
This is sauce, not pulses.
I mean, he doesn't seems
like an honest guy to me.
'Jaggi Singh,
they sure have an expensive taste.'
-You are not the one getting married.
-Have some more, son.
I think he is a good guy.
-Son!
-Yes?
Where are your parents?
My parents passed away.
Oh, sorry. So sad.
This means that you live alone.
'Don't consider yourself alone
from now on.'
'I am here as your Uncle.'
No, Sir. MLA Sucha Singh Hamdardi
is my Uncle.
I lovingly address him as Dad.
All right. All right.
-You are Mr Hamdardi's nephew.
-Yes, Sir. Yes.
Then there is no need
for these questions.
-I accept this union.
-Yes. Yes.
Do one thing, tell your Dad,
and fix the marriage date quickly.
Tell him?
He is a politician. He is always busy.
That is why I am saying this.
Just fix the date quickly
because Harleen's grandmom...
Yes, Harleen told me about her grandmom.
Yes.
Sister, I am not saying this lightly.
He is making tall claims.
But he came in a rickshaw.
Which rickshaw runs with a key?
Sister, many people
hold the keys and say
that we have bought the keys this year,
we'll get a car next year.
Jimmy, don't talk nonsense.
-Son!
-Yes?
Where is your car?
It's at the front gate.
Give me the keys.
I'll ask the staff to park it
near the back gate.
'Oh no,
he better not find out about the car.'
We'll walk around the entire hotel
before we leave.
Why are you being formal?
No, it doesn't work
like that in our family.
-Please give me the keys.
-'Now I'll see where you use your keys.'
Look, I am your father, aren't I?
Come with me.
-Come along. Good boy.
-You are being very persistent.
You were right.
This interview jacket is indeed jinxed.
We shouldn't have made jokes
about that today.
I was saved by an inch, brother.
I almost got caught today.
Thank God, that you didn't get caught.
I don't have change. Come back later.
-And listen...
-It's me, Booti. Not a beggar.
The rickshaw puller?
Yes, the very same.
What happened to you?
Who did this to you?
-Don't do that. He's in pain.
-Look, how injured he is.
-Does this hurt too?
-Oh, God!
-Kaale.
-I am sorry.
What are you doing here?
I came to return your property.
Property?
-I was dropping off a passenger.
-Okay.
-I saw something lying on the way.
-Yes.
-As soon as I went to grab it,
-Okay.
-the truck driver ran into me.
-Oh, no.
And I understood
that this belongs to you.
What a nice guy.
Amazing. Very good.
-You turned out to be such an honest guy.
-Oh, God!
-Kaale.
-Okay. Okay.
Who returns anyone's
belongings in this age?
Give it to me. Amazing guy.
"Damn you."
Will you two keep praising him
or will you introduce the boy to me?
Here, mom, let me show
you the boy's face today.
Here, take a look.
Your grand son-in-law.
The boy looks handsome.
Mom, the boy isn't just handsome,
he looks like a movie star.
Grandmom, he looks like a fraud to me.
There is still time. Make
some inquires about him.
Well, outsiders try to badmouth
people's marriage proposals
but this one was
born right in my family.
You foolish boy, he is Mr Hamdardi's
nephew. What else do you want?
Your mom couldn't see this day.
Now do you want that
my mom should die without
seeing her granddaughter's marriage too?
Harleen, ask Jaggi to tell Mr
Hamdardi to get you two married soon.
No one listens to a
wise person in this house.
What are you babbling?
Nothing, dad.
You damn fool.
As if I am a tiger's son.
Uncle, Greetings.
-Come, son. How are you.
-Fine, Uncle.
What's going on? Why didn't you
call me if you needed something?
You came so early.
I got some Kulche-Chole for you.
-KulChe-Chole? Wow.
-You couldn't come again.
So, I thought I should
bring these to you.
-Absolutely.
-I had a small favour to ask.
Speak freely, son.
I am getting married.
Married? Bravo. Well done.
Many congratulations, Mr Groom.
I am not the groom, he is.
Do I seem like the groom to you?
Anyway, let it be. Which
date have you fixed then?
I will definitely come.
You know that I have
no one except for you.
You must fulfil all the
responsibilities of my elders.
And you are the one who
must fix the wedding date too.
No problem. There is no need to worry.
Boys, give me my diary.
Let's fix my nephew's wedding date.
-Here you go, Mr MLA.
-Give.
Fix your nephew's wedding date.
Did he grab it?
He is cross-eyed.
Will you call me that?
You may be the MLA's
nephew but I don't care.
He said it, not me.
Stop talking nonsense.
Listen, Mr MLA.
You keep insulting us in front
of every Tom, Dick and Harry.
Listen, Mr Chole-Kulche.
Say anything to my brother
but don't call him that.
What? Cross-eyed?
You said it again!
-You...
-Look, he fell with one blow.
It's Mr MLA.
What are doing on the ground?
Did you drop your mobile?
I'll slap you.
Get out of here right now.
-They have no sense.
-Let him eat Chole-Kulche.
Sit down.
On top of that, they
gave me the wrong diary.
Let's fix your wedding date first.
It's all sorted now.
Is November okay?
Absolutely.
-24th November?
-Done.
-24th November it is then.
-Thank you so much.
-Anything else?
-Another small favour.
-Tell me.
-If an MLA's nephew is getting married,
and no famous singer
turns up to perform...
No.
No singer will perform.
Instead, many singers will perform.
Thank you, Uncle.
But I have a condition too.
What is it now?
There must be Kulche-Chole
stall in your wedding.
100 percent.
But the taste should not change.
It won't change, Uncle. It won't.
It won't.
Grandmom,
did you have your medicine?
No illness will come near me now.
What are you saying, grandmom?
Which magic pill did you pop?
A person remains healthy
because of happiness, not pills.
I am just too excited
about your wedding.
Wow, grandmom.
So, you are happy that I am
leaving the house and going?
My silly child.
Even the kings have to bid
farewell to their daughters.
I am happy about the fact
that you have found a really nice guy.
Grandmom, how do you know
that Jaggi is such a nice boy?
From the happiness on your face.
And my granddaughter's
choice can never be bad.
I am just waiting for the day
you get married.
Oh, yes...
I have to give you something.
Take this.
Take it.
Wow, grandmom. Such beautiful bangles?
Are they yours?
They are yours, my child.
-Mine?
-Yes, mine.
Your maternal grandmom
gave these bangles to your mom.
And she wanted to pass them to you.
But God had other plans.
She handed this responsibility
to me before she died.
Now they are yours. Take them.
Take your belonging.
May God bless you.
May God always keep
you happy, my sweet child.
My dearest grandmom.
I love you.
My child.
This gadget has failed
for the tenth time.
But don't worry. I'll bring you to life.
Alright?
Hey, bring him to life later.
I am dying here.
Whether someone agrees or not,
my soon-to-be brother-in-law is
definitely a fraud in some way.
But what do you suspect?
I suspected earlier
but now I am quite certain.
I don't get the feeling
that he is my brother-in-law.
Feeling?
What are you implying?
Just joking, brother.
If that is true then
even if I have to become
spiderman and search
the entire internet,
I will definitely find some clue.
My name is Tinku... Tinku Virus.
You must have heard that name?
Hey, I have heard your
name several times, not once.
And I have heard it quite well.
I implore that you
find a solution to this.
Sure. Just wait and watch.
"You are dark in complexion."
"You are my Diwali."
Happy Diwali, Kaale.
Why me? The Diwali is yours.
What's going on?
You have taken an oath
to not drink on Diwali.
And I have to stay sober because of you.
It's too much, Kaale. You are worried
about drinking and I am so nervous.
Which marriage hall should
I book for the wedding?
Listen to me. Look, don't get angry.
I know people in Amritsar.
If we book a palace here then
the truth will definitely come out.
Do one thing.
You get distance marriage done.
-I will slap you.
-Why?
It is not distance marriage
but it is destination wedding.
Distance is far.
That is what I meant to say brother.
It would be better if
you get married away from city.
Do you how costly it is
to get distance marriage done?
We will have to do something.
So, we'll have to plan something.
I have an idea.
Whose name is on the cart?
Late Sardar Puran Singh's,
my grandfather.
When we have told so many
lies, what's another one?
It was your grandad's dream that you get
married in your village
as per old traditions.
Yes, Kaale.
This can be my grandad's dream.
Well done, Kaale, my friend.
You see.
Happy Diwali, grandad.
I am very happy today.
Who should I share this happiness with?
Grandad, won't you ask why
your grandson is so happy?
Alright, I will tell
you. Our house will be
filled with joy now,
just like it used to be.
It's just a matter of few days.
You daughter-in-law will be here soon.
Give me your blessings.
Grandmom?
Why do I feel like you want
to say something to me?
Son, I used to tell you
in your childhood, right?
Lies can't take you too far.
But, son, lies have the
habit of changing sides.
Then the same dreams
fall like a house of cards
in front of one's eyes.
Then tell me, what should I do?
You know I love Harleen very much.
We must be honest with
the ones we truly love.
Go and tell her the whole truth.
-But, grandmom...
-No, buts.
Do as I say.
What's wrong? Why don't you get up?
Go and tell her the truth.
Go on. Don't make a face.
"I will not be able to
talk face to face, dear"
"I wanted to see my lover."
What was so important? Tell me.
I have to tell you
something very important.
What is it that couldn't wait?
Today is Diwali.
Anyway, tell me.
Not here. Sit behind me.
Okay then.
Let's go where you want to go.
"You wear turban.
This is what my eyes want."
"You wear turban."
Wow.
I had heard that just
like home-cooked food,
Amritsar's Diwali is the best.
I had never seen this beauty even
though I spent my entire life here.
You have shown it to me today.
Do you love me so much?
More than my life.
Harleen, tell me something.
Do you love me or my status?
One can't care about status
when it comes to true love.
I am so lucky that you love me so much.
I feel scared.
I better not jinx my love.
Harleen, I want to tell you a truth.
Truth?
What do you mean?
Harleen, I mean that...
I... Look, Harleen...
I...
I...
I am seeing it.
How romantic.
You have a strange way of
expressing things. I got scared.
If you would have said
something strange, I would
have jumped from here and killed myself.
"You wear turban."
Jimmy's brother-in-law
is such a cunning man.
I used to think only
Tinku Virus has a brain.
But brother-in-law is
even smarter than me.
How's it possible?
I must use the Robot's
brain to defeat him.
Right, Robot?
But I will have to tell
Jimmy to save his sister.
The number you are calling...
Not reachable.
Is out of coverage area.
Oh, no.
The number you are calling...
It's out of the coverage area.
No problem, brother-in-law.
I won't let you win so easily.
There. The link is sent.
My name is Tinku. Tinku Virus.
You must have heard the name?
You have definitely heard it.
"I have become a fan
of your fair complexion."
"You are purposely
acting shy in front of me."
"I have become a fan
of your fair complexion."
"You are purposely
acting shy in front of me."
"Your sly smile gives
away all your secrets."
"Your name is always on
my lips now, darling."
"It is honestly because God
has made me so beautiful."
"Your name is always on
my lips now, darling."
"You are prettier than the fairies."
"You have your eyes on
me too, handsome fellow."
"You are prettier than the fairies."
"You have your eyes on
me too, handsome fellow."
"How can I tell you how much
my heart flutters in your presence?"
"Your name is always on
my lips now, darling."
"It is honestly because God
has made me so beautiful."
"Your name is always on
my lips now, darling."
"I want to grab your
arm and dance with you."
"I too want this to move forward now."
"I want to grab your
arm and dance with you."
"I too want this to move forward now."
"God has made such a beautiful
pair and people can't get enough of us."
"Your name is always on
my lips now, darling."
"It is honestly because God
has made me so beautiful."
"Your name is always on
my lips now, darling."
Look, she was dying yesterday
and today, she is dancing.
Grandmom will live but she
better not get my sister killed.
"My heart is coloured in your colours."
"That is why I asked for your heart."
"My heart is coloured in your colours."
"That is why I asked for your heart."
"Everyone's heart flutters
when I show my moves."
"Your name is always on
my lips now, darling."
"It is honestly because God
has made me so beautiful."
"Your name is always on
my lips now, darling."
"It is honestly because God
has made me so beautiful."
"Your name is always on
my lips now, darling."
"It is honestly because God
has made me so beautiful."
Did you invite Parminder Singh?
"Your name is always on
my lips now, darling."
I'll go and handle him. Cover your face.
Look, Parminder Singh
-Pakorawala is here too.
-Greetings.
-Greetings.
-Greetings.
Oh, you are here.
Come inside. Have some refreshments.
-Indeed.
-And have some sweets.
What's the need for sweets?
Just have a drink.
-He is right too.
-This way.
Come this way.
I think they have purposely arranged
for the wedding to take place here.
Where there is no network.
-Tinku, send me some proof.
-Did you invite him here?
Why?
Because it is the
MLA's nephew's wedding.
If we hadn't invited these people,
they would have felt offended.
After all, we need them
to give us their votes.
But we didn't want to
invite so many people.
That is why we have
only invited the leaders.
How many leaders did you invite?
Oh God.
Look, the leader of the
rickshaw union is here too.
These fools will
definitely create a problem.
Your dress is so beautiful.
Who invited him here?
Watch, all the leaders will come.
Greetings, Mr leader.
-Greetings.
-Greetings.
It's Babbi.
-Greetings.
-Not here, go and get a drink first.
Oh, God. They will get me killed today.
-Greetings.
-Greetings.
What's wrong?
Uncover your face at least.
I am feeling shy.
My face is uncovered.
I am not feeling shy.
Actually, it's my first
wedding that's why.
Is it my fifteenth wedding? Nothing
will happen. Uncover your face.
-Greetings, sister-in-law.
-Greetings.
Sir, Mr MLA said that
keep your face covered.
Why?
You know, even the journalists are here.
They might print his
picture to make news.
That MLA's nephew disobeyed
Corona rules at his wedding.
Kaale, this is a problem.
Keep your face covered, brother. Sir...
There is no network here too.
I can't understand if this wedding is
happening in a village or in a prison.
Mr PA... your eyes.
Hey, listen to me.
Are you insulting my brother?
-I won't spare him.
-It's me!
Our secret will
definitely come out today.
-Let's get out of here, brother.
-You're right.
Let's run away from
the fields in the back.
-Let's go.
-Hey.
-It's your wedding, not someone else's.
-Oh, I forgot.
And listen, they don't
know it's your wedding.
They have come to the
wedding of Mr MLA's nephew.
Look, Surinder,
we have met after so many years.
Look, Kaale, Palwinder Singh
is talking to my father-in-law.
-That too at your niece's wedding.
-Greetings.
-I'll handle it. Don't worry.
-Go.
Don't let them see
your face no matter what.
-Keep your face covered.
-Brother you go.
I thought that you have come
for Mr MLA's nephew's wedding.
I just realized today that
Jaggi is Mr MLA's nephew.
-Can we have a picture?
-Go away.
You are so strange.
You never mentioned it
-that Mr MLA is your...
-Sir, you are...
so respectful. It's because
you are close to us.
Listen to me, Sir, look there.
Come, let's get something to eat.
Look, how beautiful
that girl is looking.
The world has gone crazy
just to get a selfie with her.
-She was asking why you haven't arrived.
-About me?
She has asked a couple of times already.
Go and get yourself humiliated.
Go.
-Greetings.
-Greetings, son.
He didn't know that Jaggi
is Mr MLA's nephew?
That's too much.
I can't understand what's going on.
Beat me when I tell the truth.
-Get lost.
-And when I tell lies.
I won't spare anyone.
I will kill every single one of you.
He attacked me!
Bring him this side.
Thrash him. Come on.
What are these idiots doing?
They won't stop.
Kaala driver has invited such fools.
Yes, I too am stressed
about who all are invited.
-Leave me.
-Leave me.
-Greetings. See you soon.
-Greetings.
You hit Raamu?Just a minute.
Go and bring the stick.
Raamu, you fool, what mess have you
made? I told you not to drink so much.
Let me give him a thrashing first.
Let me slap him hard.
Raamu, what is this mess?
Should I break your bones?
I will not spare you.
"Kulche-Chole!"
Why are you fighting?
There is no network.
Take this.
Tell me brother if your bones are
broken. I will take you to hospital.
I own a rickshaw.
Stop. Leave me.
What's going on?
I think he found out the truth.
-Jaggi, dear...
-Yes.
People have already got drunk.
They are not drunk but
have become foolish.
-Do one thing. Complete this ritual fast.
-Yes, let's hurry up.
I am in more hurry than you.
Okay then fine.
Spare me, brother.
Where is your face?
Let me reach your face once...
How could I stop this marriage
from taking place?
There is no network.
Come on, man.
Leave me Raamu.
The snacks seller might
reveal the secret.
Well done!
Come, come.
"Kulche-Chole!"
Kaale, come here.
There is no network.
I've got network.
I knew Tinku would send me proof.
It must be this fraud's story.
Here, put this around his neck.
Download.
They better not put the garlands
around each other's necks.
Put it around his neck.
Come on. Sister, hold on for a minute.
Jaggi.
You are such a big liar.
You have deceived me.
I didn't know you are so sly.
You kept such a big secret from me?
Harleen, I was about
to tell you the truth.
But time...
So many singers are your friends.
How much time would it
have taken to tell me that?
Oh... just like that.
You never put any pictures with them
on Facebook or Instagram.
People jump hoops
get pictures with singers
and these people are your friends.
You know I am not that social.
-I feel shy.
-Oh.
My shy lover.
Wake up, Ma'am. Have a cup of hot tea.
Come on, wake up.
Good girl.
What's this? Why did you bring this?
Don't we have domestic help at home?
How can I let a servant make tea
for my darling on the very first day?
And a man becomes a
servant after marriage.
You haven't even touched your tea yet.
You already have a smile on your face?
Go on, taste it.
Just a minute. Let me freshen up.
Okay.
Hello, sister, I told you, didn't I,
that this man doesn't seem right to me?
But no one listened to me.
I have sent you a video link.
Watch the video.
And you will realize what
a big fraud this man is.
Hey, are you listening?
Well, don't be anxious.
Just pack your bags.
And I will come and get you. Yes.
I already knew.
This man doesn't deserve
to be my brother-in-law.
He is spying on me
like a vigilance officer.
Sir, it's Jaggi's call.
The married guy is calling
so early in the morning.
So, Mr Jaggi?
How did it go?
Kaale, what we feared has happened.
What's wrong? Why are you so scared?
I don't know how my
brother-in-law got this video.
Talk to ma'am and
get it deleted somehow.
Your brother's marriage
will end before it begins.
Why are you worrying when I am here?
-I got that video made, right?
-Yes.
Then I will be the
one to get it deleted.
Kaale, do what needs to be done.
Just consider it done.
Even if I have to resort to bullets.
And her?
She will fold her hands and delete it.
Ma'am, I request you.
My brother's marriage will end.
Please delete this video.
How can I delete it like this?
It has one lac views.
Please don't do this. The poor guy's
marriage will end before it begins.
His marriage will end and
you are concerned about views.
Please delete it.
-No. Sorry.
-What?
-You won't delete it?
-Sorry.
I get it.
That means I will have
to resort to bullets, right?
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait, brother! Please don't shoot!
-What the hell is this nonsense?
-Where are my pills?
How many views do you have?
One lac? You will get a billion of them.
Have you ever seen a person
committing suicide? Watch now.
-Watch how many views you get.
-You...
Greetings. I am Kaala
mechanic from Amritsar.
Friends, I request you all to share
this video as much as you can.
I am about to commit suicide.
Share it as much as you can.
-Stop him.
-Hundal...
Kaala mechanic, the girl standing
behind you is so gorgeous.
She is not gorgeous,
she is a terrible woman.
Someone's marriage is
ending because of her.
I've got another comment.
Sukhi. Kaala mechanic, fix my car...
You are worried about
your car, my life is ruined.
Car and garage, everything
is shut. Come to my funeral.
-I...
-You...
-Greet them...
-Stop!
This lunatic will get us in trouble.
Do it! Do as he says.
-Manraj, delete the video quickly.
-Yes, ma'am. I am on it.
-Yes.
-Hurry up. It's done. Be strong.
-Check it one more time.
-Hurry up.
-Delete it properly.
-It's deleted, right?
It's been deleted.
-It's done.
-Remove it from your backup files too.
-Hold on.
-Yes, it's been deleted.
-Alright.
-Delete it permanently.
Yes, brother, please don't eat cyanide.
-Is it done?
-Yes, it's done.
It's done.
Look, this lady is as
kind-hearted as she is pretty.
Say Greetings. Look,
he is saying hello to you.
What is brother Jassa saying?
Brother, your new battery has arrived.
You can come and collect it.
Clear your accounts, okay?
Greetings.
Ma'am, thank you so much.
You are really very nice.
Cheers.
Oh my God! You ate cyanide by mistake!
Call an ambulance, Manraj!
Take him to the hospital!
Brother, are you alright?
I am fine. Everything is great.
You ate cyanide.
No, no. Ma'am, this is not cyanide.
Then what is it?
Pay attention to me, my dear brothers,
this is a sweet and sour orange candy.
All of my brothers who feel
nauseous when they travel by bus,
they have constipation,
indigestion, acidity,
this orange candy was
made by our gurus.
It has been made by Shambhu Shikari.
If you go to the market,you won't
get it for less than rupees fifty.
But for marketing purpose, it is
only being sold for rupees five.
Rupees five!
I am coming, brother. Take out some
change, I am coming towards you.
Ma'am, the orange candy that I ate
wasn't the same as the one you took.
Then what was it?
That was a laxative. You deleted the
video, now this will clean your stomach.
And listen.
My name is Kaala mechanic.
Don't call me brother. Greetings.
Your work is done, Jaggi.
Seven, eight.
Nine, ten.
'Why did this fool come
here so early in the morning?'
He is the bane of my existence.
Jimmy, what brings you
here so early, brother?
Move aside, you fraud.
Get out of my way.
Sister, did you find out the truth
about this fraud? I sent you a video.
What nonsense are you talking?
What video?
I sent you a link to a video.
-What?
-And you still haven't seen it?
-Link?
-Yes.
I didn't get any link.
Okay. It's alright.
You can watch it now.
Here, take a look.
Is that a new song?
-No!
-Just a moment.
Let me watch.
Jimmy, I didn't become
your brother-in-law for nothing.
Jimmy, it seems you have lost your mind.
Where's the video?
Why isn't it playing?
Jimmy, someone unnecessarily
provoked you against me, brother.
-You shouldn't listen to people.
-Get aside.
Jimmy, you are being rude
to your brother-in-law.
Apologize to him.
Apologize? To him? Never.
Sister, I will expose him.
-Jimmy.
-Jimmy, juice?
Move aside, you fraud.
You should drink some before you leave.
Harleen, is he like this since
childhood or is this recent?
Jaggi, I apologize on his behalf.
Why are you apologizing, ma'am?
Mistakes may be made by
those who are dear to us.
It's okay.
He got that video
deleted from that Chanel.
You could have at least
shown it to your dad.
How could I know that sly fox
would turn out to be so cunning?
Otherwise, I would have taken a minute.
He is a tough cookie.
Tinku, we have to set him
right and teach him a lesson.
Do something.
Not do, consider it already done.
Really? Is that so?
The video can be deleted but
there would still be backup, right?
Definitely.
My name is Tinku. Tinku Virus.
You must have heard the name.
-Oh, hello? Who are you?
-A government worker.
-Which department?
-Get rid of Corona.
Now, go out. Should I start spraying?
-Should I?
-This Corona has...
We will chase Corona away
from every nook and cranny.
-Do it quickly.
-Corona!
Go, Corona. Corona, go.
Go, Corona. Corona, go.
Go, Corona. Corona, go.
I have found Jimmy's
brother-in-law's scandal.
You must have heard the name?
-Om.
-Om.
Now, we will all inhale.
Exhale quickly.
You should exhale slowly.
Now we will take another position.
You better sit at
the back from tomorrow.
Now we will practice laughter therapy.
You all leave and
practice the same while leaving.
Excuse me.
This car belongs to my brother-in-law.
Who are you?
I am your brother-in-law's girlfriend.
Girlfriend?
That means he is deceiving Harleen.
It is possible.
But this can't be possible.
Brother-in-law!
Where did this problem come from?
Thank God, that I found you here.
Where is your car, brother-in-law?
"Oh no!"
Which car? I mean which one?
The same car that your
dark-complexioned driver drives.
I think she is idle too.
Oh, so, that car is with him?
Yes... it's with him...
Why didn't I think about this earlier?
I too was wondering how
can your choice be so terrible?
What are you saying, Rosie?
Nothing, brother-in-law.
You gave your car to Kaala.
He gave it to his girlfriend.
-Girlfriend?
-Yes.
You have no idea. He is having an
affair with a girl... No, with a woman.
She can barely fit into the car.
-Is that so?
-Yes.
-Kaala does such things?
-Yes.
Wow, my girlfriend, is this
where we'll dine tonight?
It's going to be so much fun.
Will you roll chappatis here too?
I'll tell you.
I don't know about chappatis, but you
will definitely get it from me today.
-What?
-Didn't you go to her today?
No, I didn't go to her.
But to whom?
He is acting so smart.
I have found out everything.
I met your sister-in-law today.
Sister-in-law? You should have
brought her home. Sister-in-law...
Sister-in-law? You don't have a
sister. Then how can you meet her?
Your wife's sister, not mine.
-Wife.
-Now I have understood
why you call me your girlfriend.
Damn my destiny.
My darling, I swear by you, I neither
have a wife, nor a sister-in-law.
Yes, keep swearing by me.
So that I die soon.
I mean to say that you are
my everything, my darling.
Then why did she say that
this is her brother-in-law's car?
Car? Brother-in-law?
Oh, God. Someone
says it's a borrowed car,
someone says it's
their brother-in-law's car.
Where the hell is my car?
You also think that
Mehta won't say anything?
I don't know about Mehta
but I will say a lot of things.
Tell me the truth.
Where is your second wife?
-Run, Mehta. Oh, God.
-Run as fast as you can.
This woman.
Oh God, Mehta can't even say anything.
Brother, your skin is good.
But you don't look after it.
I can do a facial worth
rupees five hundred if you want.
Forget it, brother.
What's wrong? You seem
like you are in a bad mood.
You didn't quarrel with
sister-in-law, did you?
No, no.
It's alright. I get it.
They take some time to adjust.
My wife too came from
a rich family like yours.
Oh, yes.
-Yours was a love marriage too, right?
-Yes, it was.
But it happened with great difficulty.
Sister-in-law must have
found out and hence refused.
-What did you say?
-Don't you have a nice moustache curler?
She loved me a lot.
Doesn't she love you now?
She does. Why won't she?
Why are you saying such things?
I am saying that because love is blind.
And I think your wife must be blind...
I am going to slap you.
How many times did I tell you
to stop playing this sad music?
It was difficult because
her father was rich.
Put that down.
Don't get your lice into it.
Go to hell.
Babbi, how did they agree?
I told a hundred lies and
jumped one-fifty hoops.
Then they agreed.
Didn't they find out the
truth even after marriage?
Can lies remain a secret?
They always comes to light.
But by the time the
truth was revealed...
your nephew was born.
"Your eyes are like a spring
that lovers can drown in."
"Your words seems like honey.
Your laughter is like a banned drug."
"If I may be honest, I am breathing my
last. My words ended in front of you."
"When you came close
to me for the first time."
"Our love better not
catch any evil eyes."
"I met you and it seems
like I have found heaven."
"Our love better not
catch any evil eyes."
"I met you and it seems
like I have found heaven."
"You are so beautiful and
you have no arrogance."
"Such a deadly beauty has no remedy."
"If you touch a corpse, I swear
by God he will come back to life."
"I keep chasing you in my dreams
and praising you in my songs."
"No one is dearer to me than you."
"Our love better not
catch any evil eyes."
"I met you and it seems
like I have found heaven."
"Our love better not
catch any evil eyes."
"I met you and it seems
like I have found heaven."
"You lips are like petals of roses."
"How can I save myself
from your killer beauty spots?"
"Your hair is longer than your waist."
"Seasons would change
if you would ask them to."
"I will look after you so well. I
will keep you close to my heart."
"Be mine for my whole life."
"Our love better not
catch any evil eyes."
"I met you and it seems
like I have found heaven."
"Our love better not
catch any evil eyes."
"I met you and it seems
like I have found heaven."
We can't plan a family right now.
Think about it.
-How much do you want?
-That's enough.
Jimmy?
I won't talk to you until you
apologize to your brother-in-law.
I called to apologize, sister.
Can you give him the
phone if he is near you?
I will turn on the speaker.
Apologize in front of me.
Brother-in-law, I am very embarrassed
that I got provoked by someone
and said mean things to you.
Please forgive me.
It's alright, Jimmy.
To err is human, brother.
Not like this, brother-in-law.
If you come home for dinner,
then I will accept that
you have forgiven me.
And we'll sit together and
watch you wedding video.
Really? We should go, yes?
-Wedding video?
-Yes.
Then we'll definitely come.
Alright then. See you.
We are going, right?
She danced so much,
it seemed like she was
possessed by an actress.
But she was dancing like a great dancer.
I was so happy that I didn't
realize anything at that moment.
But my knees are hurting till now.
Grandmom, it doesn't seem like
you are old.
You were prancing like a peacock.
Oh, wow.
Brother-in-law, now you get ready too,
to become a peacock.
-What.
-I mean let's watch your wedding video.
-Okay.
-Everyone, look over there.
Here we go.
I will teach you a lesson now.
Greetings, this is your Charu Kapoor.
And you are watching
Chanel Amritsar Today.
This Chanel is going to introduce
you to such a personality today
who, despite being educated,
sells Kulche-Chole in
a street-cart in Amritsar,
whose name is Jaggi Singh.
At first I thought that
this is menial work.
It is not worthy of me.
But then I had given thousands
of interviews and couldn't get a job.
At last, my friend Kaala helped me.
He suggested that I should
sell Kulche-Chole in a street-cart.
At first, I thought how will sell
Kulche-Chole despite being an engineer?
But then God showered
me with so many blessings
that my business became very successful.
I don't want for anything.
Many, many congratulations.
What are your future plans?
Well, my business is doing well
Please, Sir!
From a street-cart to a five-star?
We had heard that people
do impossible things.
You crossed all limits.
You must pay now.
Stop, Sukha.
-Stop.
-He seems like an artist.
Sir, I am an SHO.
My in-laws are gypsies.
My wife is fierce.
Despite being a street vendor,
you married a girl from
such a wealthy family?
That too such a pretty girl.
How did you con her?
I mean...
Give us some tips, Sir.
Sir.
Give us a few tips please.
No?
-Sukha?
-Sir.
Hit him hard.
Greetings.
Jaggi?
Are you okay?
Kaale, the cops beat me really badly.
That's what they do.
They don't give one a massage.
Mr. MLA also said
that the boy has made a mistake.
But he is a nice boy,
so I will send my PAs and try to help.
He did say that so be strong now.
Let's wait. They must be on the way.
Here they come.
Why won't they let him go?
We'll make them release him.
-Greetings.
-Greetings.
We are not average people.
We are the MLA's PAs.
You embarrassed me
by greeting these cops.
I am not greeting the cops.
Look here. It's Raamu Sir.
No Raamu Sir. Leave me.
Come on.
So, Inspector.
You arrested the MLA's nephew.
We are here to bail him out.
If we wanted, we could have gotten
him out on our own. We have the power.
We are the MLA's PAs.
And here is the bail order.
-The SHO is over here.
-He is cross-eyed.
Will you call me cross-eyed?
You might be a cop.
I won't give a damn.
You fool, whenever
you hit, I am the one you hit.
Try hitting the one who calls you that.
Was that you?
The MLA knows this street vendor?
He seems like an influential guy.
Wait...
Let him go, boys.
-Not let him go. Call him here.
-Look.
We will scold him in front of you.
He won't make a mistake again.
Come here.
Call him here. Yes.
-Here he is.
-He's here?
-Yes.
-Listen, boy.
Don't show your attitude
because you are the MLA's nephew.
-Do you understand?
-Let go of my hand.
I see.
So he will show me his temper now?
-He doesn't understand.
-You...
-He is a cop. Yes.
-A cop?
Then let's get our boy
and get out of here.
-Jaggi, let's go. Give me your hand.
-Jaggi is over there.
-Mr. PA.
-Yes?
Come, you have come after so long.
Let us show you some hospitality.
-Hospitality? Come, let's see.
-Come on.
Wait. Son, you may leave.
Okay.
You may leave.
You won't get any respect.
You have to become PAs for that.
-Right.
-Inspector, feed us something delicious.
-And you, go get a chair for me.
-Wait.
What's this? Such a huge pencil?
Do you write FIRs with this?
It's a stick, not a pencil.
Now tell me,
will you have something hot or cold?
Ask him to get rum for me. Rum.
-Say whiskey.
-Whiskey? Then I want soda too.
Order everything.
And get something to eat too.
Order a roasted chicken for them.
-Yes, go ahead.
-Yes.
And get them a couple of drinks with it.
Serve them properly.
They are PAs.
-We are so well-respected.
-Come on.
-Let us go!
-We are dead!
It's okay, Jaggi.
Everything will be alright.
Be strong.
Oh, God.
Those cruel people
have beat you all over.
It hurts wherever you touch.
My friend can't even lay straight.
Be strong. Come on, get up.
It doesn't look good.
Get up. Let's go out. Come on.
Yes. That's more like it.
Be brave. Be brave.
What happened? Does that hurt too?
They have hurt you so badly.
These wounds will heal.
But what about the wound that
my lies have inflicted upon Harleen?
Why are you thinking so much?
You went to tell her the truth, right?
If Harleen hadn't said
she would kill herself,
you would have told her the truth.
But one thing is evident.
That you love Harleen deeply.
I love her so much
that I can even give my life for her.
But I can't do anything.
Kaale, my lie has overshadowed
my true love.
God will fix everything.
"I kept testing you many times
in our love story."
"I kept testing you many times
in our love story."
"Your destiny was deceptive
and I kept getting deceived in love."
"You kept doing your duty,
I kept doing my duty."
"You kept doing your duty,
I kept doing my duty."
"I consoled my weeping heart
many times."
"I overlooked your mistakes many times."
"I consoled my weeping heart
many times."
"I overlooked your mistakes."
"Overlooked many times."
"You learnt to break my heart
and I kept consoling it."
"You kept doing your duty,
I kept doing my duty."
"You kept doing your duty,
I kept doing my duty."
It is all my fault.
I deserve to be
a mere street-cart vendor.
I will do just that.
This is what happens
when you dream above your means.
My friend.
If you get busy with work,
you'll have momentary peace at least.
Maybe you can forget your pain.
Oh, God...
Return my friend's happiness.
Come, Sir. Come.
-Yes...
-Jaggi.
-Yes?
-Look, this foreigner is here.
Sit, sit.
Welcome him.
-Greetings.
-Hi, how are you?
-I am good.
-Raamu.
Set a plate for him quickly.
-Come on.
-Yes, of course.
I crossed the whole city
-and brought him straight to your cart.
-I know, brother.
I am sure
that if he eats your Kulche-Chole,
then this foreigner
will definitely return
to Amritsar after every three months.
Thank you, brother.
-Please eat.
-Thank you. Thank you.
Wow.
Jaggi, my brother...
Guru Ramdasji has been very gracious.
Every month a foreigner comes.
If he gets happy and gives me
even a hundred dollars while leaving,
I am all set.
This is Guru Ramdasji's city.
Everyone is all set here.
Good taste.
Thank you. Very nice.
Hi, I am Kevin from Canada.
I really liked your Kulcha.
It's very good.
Thank you so much. I am Jaggi.
You know I have been looking
for a business proposal
for something like this?
And I think something like
this has a lot of potential.
I think we can open branches
all over the world
and make it a worldwide business.
Jaggi, my friend.
What is this white guy saying?
He is saying he really liked our Kulcha.
He is saying his money, our Kulcha.
He will supply to the entire world.
-Really, brother Jaggi?
-Yes.
Thank you, God.
Jaggi...
God has sent him
to bring back your happiness.
Accept it.
Don't just accept it. Say yes.
-Yes.
-Yes.
-What did he say?
-I'll agree on my conditions.
Okay, what are the conditions?
We have to start
from Sri Amritsar Sahib.
Done. Thank you very much.
-It's a deal then.
-Okay, sounds very good.
I'll shake hands like a man,
not like a fish.
-Okay, brother.
-Not Brother, white guy.
White. Brown and white.
Okay. Thank you.
Excuse me gentlemen.
-Sir...
-Hello.
What the hell are they doing?
-Sir, just one question...
-Hello...
Mr. Jaggi. Mr. Jaggi...
-Sir, one question...
Sir, hold on. Sir, hold on.
Brother and sisters... no, my mistake.
Brothers, one by one.
-Sir, one...
-One by one.
Ma'am, you go first.
Mr Jaggi, will you tell us
something about yourself before
talking about Kulche-Chole World?
There is nothing to tell about me.
I am nothing. Just an educated,
unemployed, dejected man.
If my friend Kaala was not in my life,
I don't know
where I would have been struggling.
Whatever I am today is because
of this friend, this brother of mine.
-Sir, let me ask.
-One by one ask question.
-Jaggi Sir, one question.
-One by one, please.
-One question.
-Just a moment, brother. Not you.
Ma'am, you ask something.
Thank you.
Mr Jaggi, now there is going
to be a Kulche-Chole World.
You know, you will become
famous in the whole world?
And how does it feel today
when your dream of opening
a food-chain is coming true?
My dream was not to open a food-chain.
I did say that.
But I lied to get someone's love.
But believe me,
my love was not a lie.
That is why,
God sent Mr. Kevin into my life.
To turn my lies into the truth.
I made a mistake and I apologize for it.
And people should forgive me.
Who knows? They might.
Harleen dear.
Yes father.
If your intentions are good then
God makes even the wrong thing right.
Jaggi lied
but his intentions
were not to get our wealth.
That is why waheguru
changed his lies into truth.
This man has outdone himself.
He is not a man,
he is my brother-in-law.
I already felt that brother-in-law
is more intelligent than me.
Right, Robot?
Thank you very much.
Mr Kaala, I have a question for you too.
Where did she pop up from?
Ma'am, look, I am an illiterate.
How can I answer your questions?
I give up.
-Shall we leave?
-Actually, it's not a question.
I want to talk to you about something.
Is that so?
I have the answer
to what you want to say.
Take this orange candy.
My child.
I understand what you are going through.
But being so dejected won't help.
You'll have to do something
to sort this out.
What can I do, grandmom?
I am at such crossroads in life
where I can't understand
which way leads to my destination.
No my child,
this thought process is not right.
Your destination is in front of you.
But you are not looking at it
as you should.
What are you saying, grandmom?
Listen, Jaggi lied.
But his aim was only to get your love.
As they say,
all is fair in love and war.
-But, grandmom, I...
-I am not finished yet.
Jaggi just said that he is rich, right?
And that can never be a lie.
If a man is courageous,
he can become rich anytime.
Your grandad and I
came empty-handed from Pakistan.
And look, now we have everything.
You tell me, grandmom,
what should I do?
Forgive.
Yes, my child. Yes.
Even God forgives one mistake.
Whatever mistake your Jaggi
has made has only been to get you.
You are not at any crossroads, my child.
Open that eye
with which you can see
you destination clearly.
"I will put the speaker on the roof."
Here you go, brother.
Here is your receipt for the Chole.
This is for the potatoes.
I put the alcohol receipt
in there too by mistake.
And here's the grocery bill.
I have paid one lakh and a half
for everything
and now I am leaving for the garage.
Brother, come and take the money.
Sir? Brother?
Raamu, did you take rupees 500?
"I will not be able to talk face
to face, dear"
You will need a cashier
in Kulche-Chole World, right?
Harleen,
I wanted to tell you the truth earlier.
Jaggi, I have been very hurt by your lie.
But with time I did realize...
how much you love me.
Harleen...
I want you to be my love
in every lifetime.
And in every lifetime,
I can tell hundred such lies
to get your love.
What? Beware.
If you and Kaala try to lie again
from now onward,
there will be no forgiveness.
Mr. Kaala.
Forgive me at least.
I don't know
how I called you such names.
But you are great.
For tolerating me for so long.
Just a minute.
That's fine,
but what did you call me? Driver?
It's all right.
Did you call me a servant too?
That's all right too.
What else did she call me?
Mechanic? Well, that I am.
Why did you call me dark?
Please forgive me.
I will never address you
by your name from now on.
"Tie your turban..."
Is that so?
Mr. Kaala, you have hit the jackpot too.
Oh, God.
Does that mean I'll have to
tolerate you for the rest of my life?
"Your scarf suits you so much
and my turban suits me a lot."
"I call you with a smile,
why do you look away?"
"Your scarf suits you so much
and my turban suits me a lot."
"I call you with a smile,
why do you look away?"
"We are not the ones
who'll dance to your tunes."
"We are not the ones..."
"Punjabis look nice
with beautiful girls, my darling."
"It is always Punjabis who rock
whatever the situation may be"
"Punjabis look nice."
"You dance to the beat
and match your step."
"My love is not getting anywhere,
my darling."
"You are like the queen of my heart,
that is why I dress up so fashionably."
"With beautiful girls..."
"Punjabis look nice with
beautiful girls, my darling."
"It is always Punjabis who rock
whatever the situation may be"
"Punjabis look nice."
"I went looking
and searched far and wide."
"I went looking
and searched far and wide."
"I found fresh milk.
Are you the king of Patiala, boy?"
"Are you the king of Patiala, boy?"
"Are you the king of Patiala, boy?"
Are you the king?"
"Your lips are red
and your eyes are round."
"Your lips are red
and your eyes are round."
"Your nose-pin will kill me,
my darling."
"This boy will die because of you,
my darling."
"This boy will die because of you,
my darling."
"This man has come
to Punjab from Bihar."
"Has come from Bihar."
"This man has come
to Punjab from Bihar."
"He will go back transformed into
a Punjabi. Why do you worry?"
"He will go back transformed
into a Punjabi. Why do you worry?"
"He will go back transformed
into a Punjabi. Why do you worry?"
"With beautiful girls..."
"Punjabis look nice
with beautiful girls, my darling."
"It is always Punjabis who rock
whatever the situation may be"
"Punjabis look nice."