Love Is Blind (2016) Movie Script
Bro, looks like your girlfriend's drunk.
That's Maggie.
Bro, no offense,
we've been friends for quite a long time,
so I have to ask you this bluntly.
From high school right through college,
your girlfriends were all upcoming models
and pageant winners.
I know. So what?
-Hey, what is it?
-Never mind.
-What is it?
-You could get mad at me for it.
Come on.
Tell me frankly, what is it? What?
No, man. What Zach meant was...
I actually want to ask you this, too.
Why Maggie?
Bro, given that she's talented...
I haven't danced like this in a while!
Hey! Why are you guys bumming around?
Why don't you guys dance?
Oh, Maggie,
you'd be ashamed if you saw us dance.
Hey, Yuan.
You're here.
I'm with Zach and Roger.
We're celebrating my birthday.
Bro, happy birthday, dude.
Thanks.
Are you OK?
What are you doing there anyway?
That's the ladies' room.
Babe, why are you taking so long?
Babe, I told you not to come out
till I gave the signal.
It's hot inside and it smells so bad!
By the way, this is my girlfriend,
Diorella.
He's Wade.
We were in the same high school.
He's from a family of farmers.
Like a farm?
Actually, I'm a freelance model.
You're the nail polish model, right?
Yes! Correct! Show him, babe.
Yeah, that's her.
Gotta get going.
Diorella has a photo shoot tomorrow.
-See you at the reunion.
-Bye!
See you. Bye.
Yuan?
You mean that jerk, show-off,
pest, ugly hobbit?
Yes, him.
Yes, that Yuan has a model girlfriend.
We used to just bully that clown before.
That's right.
It can't be Yuan who brings the hottest
girlfriend to our reunion.
I won't let that happen.
Guys, you want balut?
-Fe! What are you doing?
-Grandma!
I'm just doing my internship journal.
Get out there. Anthony's here.
-Who?
-Your sis Fatima's boyfriend.
Why do I have to go? Where's sis?
Anthony brought his younger brother
with him.
He said he's also single.
Come on!
-Come on! This kid!
-I said I don't want to.
This is Fe. Fatima's little sister.
Fe, this is Anthony.
You know each other, right?
And this is Arnold.
Anthony's little brother.
Come here! Sit here beside Arnold.
There you go.
By the way, I brought the lemon saplings.
You might want to check them out.
-They're in the car.
-Yes, sure!
Fe, take care of Arnold, OK?
What a handsome boy.
Aren't coming to Subic with us?
I have my OJT.
Too bad. It'd be more fun
if the four of us could go.
By the way, we brought peanuts.
-Want some?
-I'm allergic to peanuts.
Oh, please, Arnold. Let's not fool around.
You're now asking yourself
why I don't look like my sis, Fatima.
You're now wondering what my mother did
for me to look like this!
-But I'm not saying anything!
-I have to go to work!
-Mags, I'll pay for all of it!
-No thanks.
Instead of using your money
for those things,
go hiking at Mt. Pulag or something?
Hiking again?
Can't you see it's summer? It's so hot!
Mags, look at your skin!
The color of your face
doesn't even match your neck!
And this! Damn it!
Let me do it.
Wade. What's wrong with me anyway?
Of course, I'll dress up
and put some powder on for your reunion.
You'll put on some powder?
That's your preparation?
Well, that's amazing.
That's not enough, you know.
I'm not ashamed. I just want...
-you to...
-What?
...to be the most beautiful girl there.
Wade, what's important for me
is to be the most beautiful girl
in your eyes alone.
Is it me?
Yes, of course.
OK, so our first shot is,
you have to pretend to be a businessman.
Yes, shades off.
Wade, this is a stock photo
so you have to be a bit more lively.
Give me a victorious sign.
Put your fist up!
There! Higher! That's right.
Look at your kerchief. Fix this!
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, my hair.
I'm sorry.
What kind of a makeup is this?
Your lipstick's too thick! Fix it!
Yes, ma'am.
That's almost a month, Dad.
Wade, you're my only child.
You have to develop interest in farming.
What'll happen to you when I'm gone?
You know, Dad,
why don't we just sell the farm?
Let's use the money
to put up a different business.
but at least it's not cheap.
Everything you own,
everything we have, is from farming!
It started from your grandma and grandpa.
I said...
So how long will you stay there?
Are you sure you don't want to come?
I still have a lot of things to finish.
I'll visit you at the hotel
every now and then.
There you go. Look at this.
It's really beautiful here.
Here?
I'm done.
I hope this summer ends soon.
Come on, Fe. There's only a month to go.
We can do this.
Hey, Uma's inviting us to go out tonight.
Same place.
Let's go?
I don't know.
I might go home early tonight.
So I can finally sleep.
Santillan.
Just a minute, sir.
Any. Just make sure it's good.
I want a good one.
-I'll go ahead.
-OK.
The guest at 1201 wants
a full body massage, Swedish, 2:00 p.m.
We don't have
an available female massage therapist.
Is it OK if we send him a male therapist?
It's OK as long as he's good.
Not a foolish one.
Yari?
-OK.
-Wait a minute.
Come with me first.
Hey. What's this?
Wait. Miss. Wait. What is it?
So how does it go?
He's naked while you massage him?
He'll wear shorts.
Short ones?
Why do you ask?
And then, while you massage him...
-you get to touch his butt?
-Why do you ask?
He's so perfect!
I could roll in the mud
and then he'd be there
to wash my filthy self!
But I'm too much of a nobody
for him to notice me.
Me too, sis!
I have a crush on my neighbor.
And I'm saving all his dubsmash videos
on my computer!
-You're such a naughty girl.
-We're hopeless.
I wish we looked like movie stars.
Oh, girls, don't worry.
This guy we're going to meet
could help us.
Who is he anyway?
I really want to go home.
There he is.
Yari! Here!
Come here. Have a seat. Here.
Sorry. I got stuck in traffic.
You're the massage therapist at the spa,
right?
Have we met?
Girls, this is Yari.
He sells amulets
that can help solve our issues.
-Really?
-Yes!
-There you go! Show it to us! Go!
-That's true.
These rings have different effects
if you wear them.
This one, if you want to have a higher
chance for your crush to notice you,
then this one's for you.
This one,
if you want to have a higher chance
for your crush to think of you,
this one's for you.
That's for me.
And then this one,
if you want to have a higher chance
for your crush to text you.
Take it.
-How much is this?
-Does it work?
500 pesos each.
-OK.
-I'll get one too!
Thank you.
There you go.
Miss, how about you?
Aren't you getting one?
If you change your mind,
there's my shop's address.
Among the three sectors
of the Philippines' economy,
which one do you think is being neglected
in terms of development and investments?
Agriculture, sir.
That's right. Let's see the graph.
-In 1969, the contribution was 25 percent.
-That's you, right?
Agriculture's contribution has dropped.
He's the one on the power...
I mean that picture!
-That's him!
-Yes, it is him.
Sir, since you have a pineapple farm,
come here, to the front.
Share your experiences with our delegates.
You have a farm.
Yes, we have. No. I mean...
My dad has a farm.
And this...
This photo isn't really me.
It's just a stock photo on the internet.
-Hey.
-Wait! Wait a minute!
That was quick.
Do you remember that guest
you massaged earlier?
That's why you looked familiar!
You're the girl who asked about him.
About touching the butt, right?
I like Sir Wade,
but I don't know how to get to him.
Do you have anything to recommend?
I have this.
But that's only if you want to have
a higher chance.
It could fail.
That's how it is.
You have to take chances.
I want a sure-fire. No chance of failure.
I will pay you,
no matter how much it costs.
You can pay me 5,000 pesos?
You weren't this interested
when we were at the restaurant.
-But now...?
-Of course.
I don't want to look cheap and desperate
in front of my co-interns.
Not enough?
OK. Let me add more.
You good?
I haven't done this in a long time,
so please...
don't tell anybody about this, OK?
Yes. Promise.
Choose.
What's so special about this?
This potion isn't only about
giving you a higher chance.
If you get somebody to drink this,
there will be no failure.
The Book of Love Spells.
"Monkey's brows."
"To get someone to remember you."
"A puppy's soap
to get someone to dream of you."
"Ingredients to make yourself beautiful
in the eyes of someone."
This one! I want this one!
To be beautiful in someone's eyes?
Do you think he'll notice you
and get attracted
when he sees you beautiful?
Yes!
OK.
Here's the ingredients I need.
Cat's fur.
The eye of a tilapia.
And a picture of Sir Wade
that should be taken by you.
The boy should be the one
to approach a girl!
That doesn't matter anymore.
Look at your sister.
Simple, decent, just like your mother.
Where's the salt?
An eye of a tilapia, cat's fur,
and Sir Wade's picture.
You took this?
Go ahead. Hurry!
You have to get Sir Wade to drink this
for it to work.
There's a fly in your cup!
I'll make you a new one.
Not too hot.
Ms. Ching, what are you doing here?
are the only ones allowed here.
Ma'am Janet, our...
our guest requested a black coffee.
-That's why...
-You're wearing a front desk uniform.
Give me this.
-Ma'am, I'll take care of it.
-No, go back to the front desk!
I can do it. I can take care of it!
Ma'am, I can do it!
-Ma'am Janet!
-Where's my coffee?
Damn it! Look at what you did!
Do your job!
Sir, I'll make you another coffee.
If you do this again,
I'll have you suspended!
Get back to the front desk!
This ring, you just have to wear it.
It's that simple.
Circle your head three times,
put your hands up,
and then shout the name of your crush.
It's that simple!
Excuse me, sir.
If you have friends
who have love problems,
I'm just here to help.
-Thank you.
-Thank you also!
A bunch of desperate people.
What did you say?
Why are you here all of a sudden?
-Please, help me.
-Hey.
Please help me recover from a tragedy,
please!
What happened?
I didn't get Sir Wade to drink the potion!
And you know what's worse?
He hates me! What will I do?
Then say sorry.
Wait.
You have a potion to get someone forgiven?
-Where is it?
-Wow, you don't even ask my permission.
So you have this.
"To get someone to love you forever."
Give me that.
Give me that. Give it.
Choose something else.
I said give it to me.
Twenty thousand.
I will pay you 20,000 pesos.
But in installments.
Just make this potion for me.
-Why do you have that much money anyway?
-I have many downlines from networking.
So, you're one of the guys
who fools people.
Yeah. Fine!
But I need these three ingredients
to make this potion.
First, clothing that's been worn by
the one you want to put under the spell.
Second, that person's hair.
And third, I need a photo of you together.
-A peanut. I need a peanut.
-What?
I'm allergic to peanuts!
Peanut? Why?
I don't know what happened.
When I woke up this morning,
I looked like this.
I might have eaten
something I'm allergic to.
In a week,
I'll be transferred to housekeeping.
Maybe you can transfer me earlier
to housekeeping.
Wow. Looks like you're having fun.
Let's go to the 12th floor later, OK?
Why? Are we assigned there?
No.
-Thank you.
-Good afternoon.
Hey, what are you doing?
There could be someone inside.
Get out there.
Maggie? No, sir. I'm Felicity.
I'm Felicity.
Sir, we thought it was vacant.
-Let's go.
-Wait. You can clean inside.
What?
The room's messy so come on in.
You're not mad at me anymore, sir?
Why would I get mad at you?
Hey, we're not assigned to this floor.
Hey, I'm going to report this
to Ms. Noemi.
-Fine. This is what we're going to do.
-That hurts.
I'll be the one to clean
all the rooms we're assigned to.
Just chill.
Just give me this one.
Even the bathrooms?
Yes!
What the heck!
Wade! Wade's armpits!
You sleep well.
Hey, why are you the one cleaning here?
I'm fine, sir!
I'm the one assigned here.
Clean this.
I'll go ahead, sir. We're done here.
Thanks.
Yes.
Oh, sorry, sir.
I ate something last night,
that's why I look like this.
That's a funny joke, sir!
Do you have a twin sister?
No, I only have a big sister.
A sister? What's her name?
-Maggie Labrador.
-No, sir. It's Fatima Ching.
You know her?
Hey, Yari!
What happened to your face?
What are you doing here?
Sir Wade asked for a room massage.
Buds, go now to the 3rd floor.
I'll be right behind.
But you said...
Fine, fine. I'll buy you shawarma! Go!
-Come here!
-What are you doing?
-Wait! That hurts! Hey!
-Hurry!
I might drop this! Hey!
The room's guest might come in!
Yari, it's a fail!
I wasn't able to get it!
It all depends on you now!
You have to get the first ingredient
when you get to Sir Wade's room!
That's not my job!
You should be the one doing that!
Relax.
If we gather the three ingredients,
then I can pay your 10,000 pesos sooner!
This is the first and last time!
Now, what will I do?
You're supposed to massage him, right?
This is our game plan.
When you massage him,
after 10 to 15 minutes,
he should be relaxed by then.
When he closes his eyes
you have to pretend
that you need to use the bathroom.
On the right side, you'll see his shirt.
And on the left side at the shower,
you'll find his briefs.
Of course, you'll get me the briefs!
You chose this one!
Crazy!
You said there was a shirt
in the bathroom,
but there wasn't one!
If you say so.
Come on!
Get some pizza. We'll be wasting it.
Let's go.
So, how was the conference?
I don't know. I didn't listen.
You really have no plans of taking over
the farming business in the future?
None.
Why not?
How can you say farming isn't cool?
they're more important these days
because there's an issue
of food security in the Philippines.
Let me ask you this.
Who cares if it's glamorous!
Why are you so conscious
of what other people think?
You're not the right one to ask
about glamorous stuff.
Maggie, face the truth.
And you know what? I'm sorry if I don't
meet your demands and standards.
I'm done. I'm tired of this, seriously.
Tired?
Are you breaking up with me?
-Yes!
-Wait!
What about the reunion?
Who will I take to the reunion
with me then?
Fine, go! I can replace you quickly!
Hey, why are we here again?
You want a pepperoni pizza or not?
Fine. Let's make it quick.
Hey! Woman!
Why are you
at the housekeeping department?
You should be at the front desk, right?
They transferred me here
because of my face's condition.
Mr. Tupas! How about you?
Why are you here on the 12th floor?
-You should be on the third floor, right?
-It's her...
This best buddy of mine
just got it all messed up!
And I'm going to treat him
with a toasted siopao with pizza!
Right, buds?
Yes, she's right, I got it all messed up.
Messed up.
I told you so!
Starting tomorrow,
you'll be assigned at the pool area!
It's your fault.
Good morning!
We're just going to clean around here.
Is it OK for me to swim at this time?
Is it OK for you
if we clean around while you swim?
Looks like you're getting more beautiful.
I just put on
an anti-acne cream last night.
That's all.
So, this is where you're assigned now?
Yes. Me and my buddy, sir.
But sometimes
we still do rounds at the rooms.
No, sir. He's just sick.
-Sick? That?
-Yes, his heart's not well.
So you're not only beautiful,
you're also kind.
Second ingredient.
I have to get a hair from him.
You have something in your hair!
Is it gone?
It's still there.
-Come here.
-Here?
Come near me. There you go.
Ouch!
-You got it?
-Not yet.
Sir, wait.
-Felicity! Ouch!
-Sir, no!
What are you doing?
Come here!
Sir, what are you doing!
Are you OK?
I don't have an extra uniform, sir!
Sir! You're so naughty!
You're really naughty, sir!
-Ma'am Noemi...
-You're out of housekeeping!
I don't like girls who flirt!
Starting today, you'll be transferred
to the food and beverage team.
The kitchen, specifically.
I'll be the one to tell the food
and beverage supervisor.
But, ma'am...
Now, how am I supposed to get
Sir Wade's hair?
You're going to tell me to do it.
That's too much.
You know what? It's just so weird.
He doesn't remember
that I'm the one who accidentally
poured the coffee on him the other day.
He looks at me as if I'm somebody else.
Maybe because of those pimples
on your face.
You think so?
Then why did he compliment me?
He told me...
Maybe the cream Fatima gave me
makes you beautiful!
All my pimples are gone.
What do you think?
Look. It's a bit...
But it's just really weird.
It's as if he only just met me.
Have you fallen in love before, Yari?
Maybe that's why you're always so grumpy!
You haven't fallen for somebody!
-Hey!
-What?
-What did you say?
-I'm asking you have you fallen in love?
Her name is Edna.
Ma'am, excuse me for a while.
I just noticed you always come by,
but you never buy anything.
I'd like to interview you
for my school report.
-About what?
-About what you sell.
What do people want from this place?
A lot of things.
But the best seller is the potion.
She's a psychology student at Jameson.
Wow. That's an expensive school.
Why didn't you become a couple?
I got scared that she might not like me.
She's a Jameson graduate with honors
while I'm just a small town guy.
Take those off.
Look. No joke.
You're a bit good-looking, you know.
Whatever.
I came here to earn money.
If I can enroll at Jameson
and finish even one course,
maybe I'll finally have the guts
to court Edna.
That's some effort. But, it's sweet.
And I'm close to finally having
the money to enroll,
especially once I have
your 20,000 payment.
-Cheers!
-Drink it straight!
Wear this.
Your cell phone's hanging.
OK. I'll send it through Facebook.
I don't have Facebook.
You know, we're like losers.
I'm using potions to get Sir Wade,
while you want to go to college.
Oh, love...
Why don't we just tell them straight
that we like them?
That's life.
We're scared of getting hurt.
Or... maybe we lack practice.
OK...
Let's pretend I'm Sir Wade.
Tell me about your feelings for me.
You look funny! And you're flexing!
Me? Flexing?
I'm Sir Wade, right?
With a scruffy look.
I know you don't know me that well.
I'm sure among all your friends,
I'm just a tiny dot to you.
Sir Wade, let's go out.
So we can learn more about each other.
So you'll know more about me
and me about you. Right?
You know what, sir?
I like you very much.
And maybe I love you.
Sorry. I'll go ahead.
In six seconds, you're about to get hurt!
Bro Sawali, what are you doing here?
Hey! That hurts!
Bro,
there are a lot of elemental beings here.
But don't worry, they're harmless.
Why are you guys here anyway?
You haven't gone home for a long time.
Binhi's been missing you.
You won't end up with Edna.
How can you tell?
She's now engaged to her boyfriend.
Bro, I know you have the ability
to see people's futures,
but please don't tell me
what you see in my life.
I didn't get that from my powers!
I got it from her Facebook page.
Why don't you join Facebook?
To make it quick,
why don't you knock on Wade's door?
And then try to offer a 15-minute trial!
And then, get his hair!
He might find me weird!
That's your call. You might get late
for the Jameson's enrollment.
You still have no money.
It doesn't matter.
-I'm not going to enroll anyway.
-What?
Why not?
Edna's getting married.
There's no reason for me
to show off for her.
Are you OK?
Do you want to talk about it?
What for?
That's it.
Come.
I have something to show you. Come!
Wait up.
-Are you going to offer me to the devil?
-Of course not.
Look at the mirror.
Look.
Hey! Stop! Hey!
-Who's that?
-You!
That's not me!
She's not you but that's what Sir Wade
sees when he looks at you.
Fe, you made him drink the first potion.
Sorry for not telling you sooner.
If I told you about this, I thought
you might cancel the last potion.
I'm going to give you the money back.
Keep the money for now.
We'll talk about it next time.
Why weren't you at the pool area
this morning?
I'm now assigned to the kitchen
until the end of summer.
Is that because of what happened?
You don't have to, sir.
It's my fault anyway.
Can you describe me?
So it's true!
What is?
Nothing, sir. I'll go ahead.
Sir, I'm in uniform.
Somebody might see me.
Interns aren't allowed to go out
with the guests.
Felicity, anything else?
I'm good with that.
You're so cute. You could do commercials.
Right, miss?
All products have their own match.
You know what suits you?
You should come with me sometimes.
I'll introduce you
to a photographer I know.
You're also a model?
Just stock photos.
What's a stock photo?
It's embarrassing, but here.
Whatever company wants to use this photo
will have to pay for the license
so they can use it.
That's why you look familiar.
I might have seen one in a magazine
or on a billboard.
Hey! You thick-faced girl!
-Ma'am, it's because...
-Wait!
Do you know you can get fired for this?
Felicity's done with her shift,
so what's the problem?
Who's Felicity?
When did you become Felicity?
Even if she's done with her shift,
it's still not allowed.
Wade, I'll talk to her.
So you call him Wade?
No "sir"?
I'll take care of this.
What happened, Wade?
What did Ma'am Noemi say?
You don't need to go to work.
Absent?
Why?
Because we're going to the beach.
Batangas.
-Will you take care?
-Hi, sir!
Girls, look at that.
I thought we were in a resort, not a zoo.
She's so tacky.
What a thick-faced girl!
Why?
I'm done!
No one loves me anymore!
I'm going to leave this world!
I'm done.
Come here! I'm going to kiss you!
Oh, you...
Stop it!
There's still a chance!
There's still hope!
This is the happiest day of my life.
Really? Why?
This is the first time somebody
has brought me to a place like this.
So you're saying...
Hey, don't cry.
Prepare for next week.
I'll bring you to my high school reunion.
I'm sure all my friends
will bring their girlfriends.
-OK. We're here.
-Wait. Do I look good?
What about my makeup?
I think I should put on some lipstick.
Are you sure?
There's Zach and Roger. Come on.
Finally, bro, you're here.
You look like something's up.
What's the problem?
Yuan's here.
-Is that so?
-Fine. She's hot.
But to tell you the truth, man,
he's ganging up on you.
And he said, in the end, we,
the cool dudes of our batch,
-settled for plain-looking girls.
-Wow.
And we were just bullying him before.
-He's inside?
-Yes.
Let's see if he can still go on
with that attitude
when he meets my date.
-She's Felicity.
-Felicity?
Where's Maggie?
We broke up.
Here she is.
That was my exact reaction
when I first saw her.
Her beauty's out of this world.
Hey! Come on.
-Let's go.
-Let's go inside.
When are you flying to Singapore?
Right?
Let's go, babe.
-Felicity, she's Gracie.
-His ex-girlfriend in high school.
Your turn.
It's OK.
See that?
I look haggard!
What is this mess I've gotten into?
It was better when Maggie
was his girlfriend.
I didn't get that insecure. But you?
No.
No.
What?
I don't know.
Why do you ask?
What does he see in you?
Guys, did you see Yuan's face
when he saw Felicity?
He was just laughing,
but deep inside he knows I beat him.
So for you, guys, who do you think
is prettier, Maggie or Felicity?
Felicity, why are you here?
I needed to get some air.
Gracie talked about Maggie. Who is Maggie?
The reason we sometimes call you Maggie
is that you kinda look like her.
who looks a lot like you.
That's why sometimes I call you Maggie.
You're such a jerk!
You're arrogant!
If you're not rich,
I won't go out with you!
So the truth's out!
-Bro, are you OK?
-You're the man, dude.
Even if we don't admit it out loud,
we both know that we were trying
to top each other's girlfriends.
Before the reunion,
I made sure to myself to top you.
The crush of all the girls in high school,
that you obviously did not choose based on
her physical appearance.
Bravo, man!
I'm OK here, Wade.
My grandma might see you.
She might get mad at me.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Am I a rebound?
Was I able to fill the void
Maggie left in you?
I think it's best for you to rest now.
Why can't you answer?
You still love her, right?
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Just wait!
-Wait!
-What are you doing?
-I said stop!
-What?
Your hair's not even at the back.
Come on. Let me cut it.
-My hair?
-Come on.
Just a tiny hair.
There you go.
That's all.
No goodbye kiss?
You're so beautiful.
Another one.
Hey.
Your grandma might get mad.
Maybe next time.
OK.
Bye.
Next time.
I'm now Wade's official girlfriend!
Here.
A picture of us and his hair.
You can do the potion so he'll love me.
What for? You're already a couple, right?
You're right,
but I think he's not serious about me.
He wants me to be his rebound.
Because I look like his ex-girlfriend.
You want to look like her.
You want to deceive Sir Wade's eyes
and fool his heart.
You want to fool yourself!
You're really used to fooling people
thanks to your networking business.
What's your problem?
You still get the money.
It's your call.
You know what to do with this.
You have to get Sir Wade to drink this.
Yes, tomorrow after work.
I'll go to his room.
Here's my 10,000 pesos balance.
Thank you so much.
Take care.
Mags.
And she looks exactly like you.
I see you.
So, you found a replacement that quick.
No, she's not a replacement.
She really looks like you.
-If she didn't look like you...
-So what if I look like her?
In the five months that we were together,
this is the only thing
that mattered to you?
or whether she's my spitting image,
I don't do anything but focus on
trying to show off
to my high school buddies.
I realized that I could amaze them
just by show them how down-to-earth
and cool my girlfriend was.
But that's what's cool about it,
she looks and acts.
How much do you charge for a portrait?
Just 300 pesos.
-How long will it take?
-About three hours. It'll be quick.
-Miss, can you ask her later?
-Can you leave? I have work! Please!
Can you make it two hours?
Has the conference ended?
Don't you have one more week?
Yes, Dad.
I just got really bored, so I came here.
Son, while you were away,
I realized it's not right
I know your generation thinks it's cheap,
smelly,
then, son, I agree to sell our farm.
Are you serious, Dad?
That's life.
People now want to live in the city.
Farmers are outdated.
that is outdated or dirty.
They're more important now
because there's issues of
food security here in the Philippines,
right?
That's right.
I had a vision.
Will I be in trouble?
No.
But your friend will.
Who? Fe?
How?
She put a guy under her spell, right?
That's why he looks at her
as if she's beautiful.
Yes.
Its effect will fade
when the clock strikes 6:00 p.m.
How will it happen?
Did she use all the right ingredients?
Yes.
You know where I got this?
This was given away at the mall.
Uma, what time is it?
Why do you ask? What's with you?
I'm just excited about going out
after my shift.
Can you go to the suite on the 16th floor
-Why?
-Because I said so!
You're asking me why!
Come on in.
About... being a rebound.
The truth is...
What?
But Wade...
Wade, I have no...
I'm not...
I have no experience
with this kind of stuff.
Why don't we have a drink first?
You know, actually,
I have a special champagne in the car.
Yes, so that I can do it.
That's a good idea.
This will suit you.
I want to see you wearing this
when I get back.
Uma?
Yari, who are you here for?
Where's Fe?
She's assigned here in the kitchen, right?
She's not here.
She's at the suite room in 16th floor.
All right.
What is it?
I have it.
Wait for me in bed.
Ouch.
Are you done yet?
It's here!
Stay still.
I'll go there myself.
Let's drink up together.
What are you doing here?
-What?
-Yari!
What are you doing here? Where's Felicity?
Wade! I'm here!
You?
You're that silly intern.
Where's Felicity?
Where's Felicity?
What are you talking about?
You asked me to go here.
Why would I do that?
What's going on here?
Where's Felicity?
Hey. Stop it.
Why didn't you tell me
the potion's magic would fade?
I didn't know! That's why I ran to you
right away to warn you!
How will Wade talk to me now?
This is your fault!
I told you, you should be the one
to take Sir Wade's picture!
That's what I did!
I took that!
I took it from the internet!
What I meant was you should be the one
who really took the picture.
You weren't clear!
If you hadn't disturbed us,
he would have drunk the new potion!
Even though the old potion had faded,
he would still have loved me.
Why did you even come anyway?
You're a pain in the neck.
Why is Sir Wade angry?
It's a long story.
And there's some fantasy elements.
You might not get it.
I will have you fired from the internship.
Was that what Sir Wade paid you for?
In exchange for that?
My body?
He paid me not to tell the HR and the GM
that you go out with our guests!
And now,
if you still want to flirt around,
I don't care!
It's your call if you want to
kick me out of my internship.
I heard everything.
The GM will know about this!
An eye of a tilapia, cat's fur
and Wade's picture.
I took it myself.
You're still going to pretend
to be Felicity?
Is it not clear yet? He doesn't like you!
He will not love you.
I just want somebody to long for me.
Yes, I'm desperate! Totally desperate!
No one will ever like this face.
Only the crack-heads might like me.
-There is.
-No one!
There's one.
You just don't know where to look.
Who? Uma?
How foolish!
Here's Fe's hair.
Do you really want to put her
under your love spell?
That's the only way for her
to forget Wade.
At least if she loves me,
I will definitely love her back.
Do you have a picture together?
Yari, I'm tired.
Please, you don't have to lecture me.
Then, have a drink first.
You can have this.
I changed my mind. Don't.
Wow, now you do that? Let me drink!
-Let's just buy another one.
-Let me drink!
Let's just buy... I'm dead.
What are you doing there?
Sis, I wish I was like you.
Why is that?
I'm not happy
with what I turned out to be!
It's unfair! No one loves me!
That's enough.
Miss, you're Fe, right?
How did you find me?
I asked your co-interns where you live.
I came by your house.
Your sis Fatima told me you're here.
What is it?
I really am sorry! Please!
I'm really sorry, sir!
I only did that
because I'm head over heels for you!
That's why I made a potion.
A potion?
Wait, Fe. I came here to apologize
because I shouted at you.
Wait...
Did you say potion?
Because of that potion,
I see you as Felicity
and the other people see you as you?
Yes.
That's why my batchmates looked like that
when I introduced you to them.
If so, it means the one
I kissed at the beach...
Sorry, sir. I'm so sorry!
The one I almost had se...
I'm really sorry, sir! Please!
No matter what punishment
you want to give me, I'll take it!
It's fine with me
as long as you'll forgive me! Please!
-OK. OK.
-I'm sorry! Please!
You know what?
when we're infatuated with someone.
You know, after everything
that has happened, I think
I should say thank you.
Huh? But why?
You made me realize what's more important
So, don't fall in love with me,
because I'm immature.
Oh, come on, sir!
Why wouldn't I fall for you?
You look so yummy!
But...
I'm sorry, sir.
Sorry, I was so desperate.
Because I've never had a boyfriend.
And I feel like no one likes me.
-Can you give me any advice?
-Me?
Give you advice?
Well, I guess what I can say is...
the people who love us
are just around the corner,
and we don't notice them.
They're behind you, supporting you.
Looking after you if you happen to trip.
But we don't notice them
because we only look straight ahead.
Is that what happened to you and Maggie?
I didn't value her.
And you? Don't you feel anything
like that towards anybody?
I don't think so.
Really?
Actually, there is!
What's this?
Where did you get this picture?
On Facebook.
You use these things to make love potions,
right?
That's what was in the water you gave me,
am I right?
I thought what I felt for you was real.
It turns out
it's just because of the potion.
You knew this would happen,
but you didn't do anything!
I can see the future, Yari.
Most of the time,
I can't do anything to change it.
But I know when to meddle
to avoid trouble!
A potion?
While you weren't looking,
I replaced the potion with water.
The one you gave Fe was just pure water.
-Fe!
-I'm going crazy!
-Get out of my mind, Yari!
-Fe!
Get out of my mind!
-Fe!
-Who's that? Hey!
Who's that outside?
It's already late
and yet he's there shouting outside!
Let's talk.
You're a liar! Come here!
You're a liar! A cheater!
You had me under a spell! Cheater!
-You're overreacting.
-What?
Overreacting.
I thought I loved you.
Please, Yari, take this magic off of me!
I'm so confused!
I don't know what else to do!
Why are you doing this to me?
The only thing you talk about
is that Wade guy.
I don't know how to top him.
You look up to him as if he is God.
What am I then?
You don't have to do that.
I realized you were always there for me.
And you're cute.
And...
I think I like you, too.
What's happening?
Take it off of me!
Take this magic off of me!
-Who's that?
-I don't know, Grandma.
What potion?
Fe, what you drank was just water.
I didn't put you under my spell.
Here's the real potion.
So whatever you're saying
about your feelings for me,
there's no magic behind that.
It's all you.
In fairness, the guy's good-looking.
Do you like me too?
What do you think?
You're such a coward.
That's why girls do that to you.
-You know what I mean.
-No!
I want to hear it!
Fine. I like you. I love you.
You're so stubborn.
I can really feel the sweetness to that.
I don't know if you're mocking me
or if you're mad at me.
Oh, these kids!
I don't understand them nowadays!
But it's really sweet.
Are you closed already?
Do you need anything?
If not, we're closed.
Can you come with me?
What's with the get-up?
Are you going through something?
A lot. Just shut up and come with me.
I'm going to show you something.
Since when did you become
interested in farming?
Ever since a certain someone
made me realize
So I have a pig on the farm!
-Go on. Stay there.
-Fine.
No, go straight ahead.
There you go.
You don't have to smile.
This isn't a stock photo.
I find you funny.
Why?
Do you forgive me?
Isn't it obvious?
So, we're back on?
On one condition.
At your next reunion,
we should wear farm-inspired outfits.
-Wade.
-Seriously!
I can do that! If you want,
I can get dirtier than this.
Here.
And then?
-What?
-What are you doing?
You said you want farm-inspired.
-No.
-You should look dirty.
Where are you going?
Come here! Don't run from me!
Where are you going?
-No, I don't want to!
-You said you wanted it!
So, we're back on?
That's Maggie.
Bro, no offense,
we've been friends for quite a long time,
so I have to ask you this bluntly.
From high school right through college,
your girlfriends were all upcoming models
and pageant winners.
I know. So what?
-Hey, what is it?
-Never mind.
-What is it?
-You could get mad at me for it.
Come on.
Tell me frankly, what is it? What?
No, man. What Zach meant was...
I actually want to ask you this, too.
Why Maggie?
Bro, given that she's talented...
I haven't danced like this in a while!
Hey! Why are you guys bumming around?
Why don't you guys dance?
Oh, Maggie,
you'd be ashamed if you saw us dance.
Hey, Yuan.
You're here.
I'm with Zach and Roger.
We're celebrating my birthday.
Bro, happy birthday, dude.
Thanks.
Are you OK?
What are you doing there anyway?
That's the ladies' room.
Babe, why are you taking so long?
Babe, I told you not to come out
till I gave the signal.
It's hot inside and it smells so bad!
By the way, this is my girlfriend,
Diorella.
He's Wade.
We were in the same high school.
He's from a family of farmers.
Like a farm?
Actually, I'm a freelance model.
You're the nail polish model, right?
Yes! Correct! Show him, babe.
Yeah, that's her.
Gotta get going.
Diorella has a photo shoot tomorrow.
-See you at the reunion.
-Bye!
See you. Bye.
Yuan?
You mean that jerk, show-off,
pest, ugly hobbit?
Yes, him.
Yes, that Yuan has a model girlfriend.
We used to just bully that clown before.
That's right.
It can't be Yuan who brings the hottest
girlfriend to our reunion.
I won't let that happen.
Guys, you want balut?
-Fe! What are you doing?
-Grandma!
I'm just doing my internship journal.
Get out there. Anthony's here.
-Who?
-Your sis Fatima's boyfriend.
Why do I have to go? Where's sis?
Anthony brought his younger brother
with him.
He said he's also single.
Come on!
-Come on! This kid!
-I said I don't want to.
This is Fe. Fatima's little sister.
Fe, this is Anthony.
You know each other, right?
And this is Arnold.
Anthony's little brother.
Come here! Sit here beside Arnold.
There you go.
By the way, I brought the lemon saplings.
You might want to check them out.
-They're in the car.
-Yes, sure!
Fe, take care of Arnold, OK?
What a handsome boy.
Aren't coming to Subic with us?
I have my OJT.
Too bad. It'd be more fun
if the four of us could go.
By the way, we brought peanuts.
-Want some?
-I'm allergic to peanuts.
Oh, please, Arnold. Let's not fool around.
You're now asking yourself
why I don't look like my sis, Fatima.
You're now wondering what my mother did
for me to look like this!
-But I'm not saying anything!
-I have to go to work!
-Mags, I'll pay for all of it!
-No thanks.
Instead of using your money
for those things,
go hiking at Mt. Pulag or something?
Hiking again?
Can't you see it's summer? It's so hot!
Mags, look at your skin!
The color of your face
doesn't even match your neck!
And this! Damn it!
Let me do it.
Wade. What's wrong with me anyway?
Of course, I'll dress up
and put some powder on for your reunion.
You'll put on some powder?
That's your preparation?
Well, that's amazing.
That's not enough, you know.
I'm not ashamed. I just want...
-you to...
-What?
...to be the most beautiful girl there.
Wade, what's important for me
is to be the most beautiful girl
in your eyes alone.
Is it me?
Yes, of course.
OK, so our first shot is,
you have to pretend to be a businessman.
Yes, shades off.
Wade, this is a stock photo
so you have to be a bit more lively.
Give me a victorious sign.
Put your fist up!
There! Higher! That's right.
Look at your kerchief. Fix this!
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, my hair.
I'm sorry.
What kind of a makeup is this?
Your lipstick's too thick! Fix it!
Yes, ma'am.
That's almost a month, Dad.
Wade, you're my only child.
You have to develop interest in farming.
What'll happen to you when I'm gone?
You know, Dad,
why don't we just sell the farm?
Let's use the money
to put up a different business.
but at least it's not cheap.
Everything you own,
everything we have, is from farming!
It started from your grandma and grandpa.
I said...
So how long will you stay there?
Are you sure you don't want to come?
I still have a lot of things to finish.
I'll visit you at the hotel
every now and then.
There you go. Look at this.
It's really beautiful here.
Here?
I'm done.
I hope this summer ends soon.
Come on, Fe. There's only a month to go.
We can do this.
Hey, Uma's inviting us to go out tonight.
Same place.
Let's go?
I don't know.
I might go home early tonight.
So I can finally sleep.
Santillan.
Just a minute, sir.
Any. Just make sure it's good.
I want a good one.
-I'll go ahead.
-OK.
The guest at 1201 wants
a full body massage, Swedish, 2:00 p.m.
We don't have
an available female massage therapist.
Is it OK if we send him a male therapist?
It's OK as long as he's good.
Not a foolish one.
Yari?
-OK.
-Wait a minute.
Come with me first.
Hey. What's this?
Wait. Miss. Wait. What is it?
So how does it go?
He's naked while you massage him?
He'll wear shorts.
Short ones?
Why do you ask?
And then, while you massage him...
-you get to touch his butt?
-Why do you ask?
He's so perfect!
I could roll in the mud
and then he'd be there
to wash my filthy self!
But I'm too much of a nobody
for him to notice me.
Me too, sis!
I have a crush on my neighbor.
And I'm saving all his dubsmash videos
on my computer!
-You're such a naughty girl.
-We're hopeless.
I wish we looked like movie stars.
Oh, girls, don't worry.
This guy we're going to meet
could help us.
Who is he anyway?
I really want to go home.
There he is.
Yari! Here!
Come here. Have a seat. Here.
Sorry. I got stuck in traffic.
You're the massage therapist at the spa,
right?
Have we met?
Girls, this is Yari.
He sells amulets
that can help solve our issues.
-Really?
-Yes!
-There you go! Show it to us! Go!
-That's true.
These rings have different effects
if you wear them.
This one, if you want to have a higher
chance for your crush to notice you,
then this one's for you.
This one,
if you want to have a higher chance
for your crush to think of you,
this one's for you.
That's for me.
And then this one,
if you want to have a higher chance
for your crush to text you.
Take it.
-How much is this?
-Does it work?
500 pesos each.
-OK.
-I'll get one too!
Thank you.
There you go.
Miss, how about you?
Aren't you getting one?
If you change your mind,
there's my shop's address.
Among the three sectors
of the Philippines' economy,
which one do you think is being neglected
in terms of development and investments?
Agriculture, sir.
That's right. Let's see the graph.
-In 1969, the contribution was 25 percent.
-That's you, right?
Agriculture's contribution has dropped.
He's the one on the power...
I mean that picture!
-That's him!
-Yes, it is him.
Sir, since you have a pineapple farm,
come here, to the front.
Share your experiences with our delegates.
You have a farm.
Yes, we have. No. I mean...
My dad has a farm.
And this...
This photo isn't really me.
It's just a stock photo on the internet.
-Hey.
-Wait! Wait a minute!
That was quick.
Do you remember that guest
you massaged earlier?
That's why you looked familiar!
You're the girl who asked about him.
About touching the butt, right?
I like Sir Wade,
but I don't know how to get to him.
Do you have anything to recommend?
I have this.
But that's only if you want to have
a higher chance.
It could fail.
That's how it is.
You have to take chances.
I want a sure-fire. No chance of failure.
I will pay you,
no matter how much it costs.
You can pay me 5,000 pesos?
You weren't this interested
when we were at the restaurant.
-But now...?
-Of course.
I don't want to look cheap and desperate
in front of my co-interns.
Not enough?
OK. Let me add more.
You good?
I haven't done this in a long time,
so please...
don't tell anybody about this, OK?
Yes. Promise.
Choose.
What's so special about this?
This potion isn't only about
giving you a higher chance.
If you get somebody to drink this,
there will be no failure.
The Book of Love Spells.
"Monkey's brows."
"To get someone to remember you."
"A puppy's soap
to get someone to dream of you."
"Ingredients to make yourself beautiful
in the eyes of someone."
This one! I want this one!
To be beautiful in someone's eyes?
Do you think he'll notice you
and get attracted
when he sees you beautiful?
Yes!
OK.
Here's the ingredients I need.
Cat's fur.
The eye of a tilapia.
And a picture of Sir Wade
that should be taken by you.
The boy should be the one
to approach a girl!
That doesn't matter anymore.
Look at your sister.
Simple, decent, just like your mother.
Where's the salt?
An eye of a tilapia, cat's fur,
and Sir Wade's picture.
You took this?
Go ahead. Hurry!
You have to get Sir Wade to drink this
for it to work.
There's a fly in your cup!
I'll make you a new one.
Not too hot.
Ms. Ching, what are you doing here?
are the only ones allowed here.
Ma'am Janet, our...
our guest requested a black coffee.
-That's why...
-You're wearing a front desk uniform.
Give me this.
-Ma'am, I'll take care of it.
-No, go back to the front desk!
I can do it. I can take care of it!
Ma'am, I can do it!
-Ma'am Janet!
-Where's my coffee?
Damn it! Look at what you did!
Do your job!
Sir, I'll make you another coffee.
If you do this again,
I'll have you suspended!
Get back to the front desk!
This ring, you just have to wear it.
It's that simple.
Circle your head three times,
put your hands up,
and then shout the name of your crush.
It's that simple!
Excuse me, sir.
If you have friends
who have love problems,
I'm just here to help.
-Thank you.
-Thank you also!
A bunch of desperate people.
What did you say?
Why are you here all of a sudden?
-Please, help me.
-Hey.
Please help me recover from a tragedy,
please!
What happened?
I didn't get Sir Wade to drink the potion!
And you know what's worse?
He hates me! What will I do?
Then say sorry.
Wait.
You have a potion to get someone forgiven?
-Where is it?
-Wow, you don't even ask my permission.
So you have this.
"To get someone to love you forever."
Give me that.
Give me that. Give it.
Choose something else.
I said give it to me.
Twenty thousand.
I will pay you 20,000 pesos.
But in installments.
Just make this potion for me.
-Why do you have that much money anyway?
-I have many downlines from networking.
So, you're one of the guys
who fools people.
Yeah. Fine!
But I need these three ingredients
to make this potion.
First, clothing that's been worn by
the one you want to put under the spell.
Second, that person's hair.
And third, I need a photo of you together.
-A peanut. I need a peanut.
-What?
I'm allergic to peanuts!
Peanut? Why?
I don't know what happened.
When I woke up this morning,
I looked like this.
I might have eaten
something I'm allergic to.
In a week,
I'll be transferred to housekeeping.
Maybe you can transfer me earlier
to housekeeping.
Wow. Looks like you're having fun.
Let's go to the 12th floor later, OK?
Why? Are we assigned there?
No.
-Thank you.
-Good afternoon.
Hey, what are you doing?
There could be someone inside.
Get out there.
Maggie? No, sir. I'm Felicity.
I'm Felicity.
Sir, we thought it was vacant.
-Let's go.
-Wait. You can clean inside.
What?
The room's messy so come on in.
You're not mad at me anymore, sir?
Why would I get mad at you?
Hey, we're not assigned to this floor.
Hey, I'm going to report this
to Ms. Noemi.
-Fine. This is what we're going to do.
-That hurts.
I'll be the one to clean
all the rooms we're assigned to.
Just chill.
Just give me this one.
Even the bathrooms?
Yes!
What the heck!
Wade! Wade's armpits!
You sleep well.
Hey, why are you the one cleaning here?
I'm fine, sir!
I'm the one assigned here.
Clean this.
I'll go ahead, sir. We're done here.
Thanks.
Yes.
Oh, sorry, sir.
I ate something last night,
that's why I look like this.
That's a funny joke, sir!
Do you have a twin sister?
No, I only have a big sister.
A sister? What's her name?
-Maggie Labrador.
-No, sir. It's Fatima Ching.
You know her?
Hey, Yari!
What happened to your face?
What are you doing here?
Sir Wade asked for a room massage.
Buds, go now to the 3rd floor.
I'll be right behind.
But you said...
Fine, fine. I'll buy you shawarma! Go!
-Come here!
-What are you doing?
-Wait! That hurts! Hey!
-Hurry!
I might drop this! Hey!
The room's guest might come in!
Yari, it's a fail!
I wasn't able to get it!
It all depends on you now!
You have to get the first ingredient
when you get to Sir Wade's room!
That's not my job!
You should be the one doing that!
Relax.
If we gather the three ingredients,
then I can pay your 10,000 pesos sooner!
This is the first and last time!
Now, what will I do?
You're supposed to massage him, right?
This is our game plan.
When you massage him,
after 10 to 15 minutes,
he should be relaxed by then.
When he closes his eyes
you have to pretend
that you need to use the bathroom.
On the right side, you'll see his shirt.
And on the left side at the shower,
you'll find his briefs.
Of course, you'll get me the briefs!
You chose this one!
Crazy!
You said there was a shirt
in the bathroom,
but there wasn't one!
If you say so.
Come on!
Get some pizza. We'll be wasting it.
Let's go.
So, how was the conference?
I don't know. I didn't listen.
You really have no plans of taking over
the farming business in the future?
None.
Why not?
How can you say farming isn't cool?
they're more important these days
because there's an issue
of food security in the Philippines.
Let me ask you this.
Who cares if it's glamorous!
Why are you so conscious
of what other people think?
You're not the right one to ask
about glamorous stuff.
Maggie, face the truth.
And you know what? I'm sorry if I don't
meet your demands and standards.
I'm done. I'm tired of this, seriously.
Tired?
Are you breaking up with me?
-Yes!
-Wait!
What about the reunion?
Who will I take to the reunion
with me then?
Fine, go! I can replace you quickly!
Hey, why are we here again?
You want a pepperoni pizza or not?
Fine. Let's make it quick.
Hey! Woman!
Why are you
at the housekeeping department?
You should be at the front desk, right?
They transferred me here
because of my face's condition.
Mr. Tupas! How about you?
Why are you here on the 12th floor?
-You should be on the third floor, right?
-It's her...
This best buddy of mine
just got it all messed up!
And I'm going to treat him
with a toasted siopao with pizza!
Right, buds?
Yes, she's right, I got it all messed up.
Messed up.
I told you so!
Starting tomorrow,
you'll be assigned at the pool area!
It's your fault.
Good morning!
We're just going to clean around here.
Is it OK for me to swim at this time?
Is it OK for you
if we clean around while you swim?
Looks like you're getting more beautiful.
I just put on
an anti-acne cream last night.
That's all.
So, this is where you're assigned now?
Yes. Me and my buddy, sir.
But sometimes
we still do rounds at the rooms.
No, sir. He's just sick.
-Sick? That?
-Yes, his heart's not well.
So you're not only beautiful,
you're also kind.
Second ingredient.
I have to get a hair from him.
You have something in your hair!
Is it gone?
It's still there.
-Come here.
-Here?
Come near me. There you go.
Ouch!
-You got it?
-Not yet.
Sir, wait.
-Felicity! Ouch!
-Sir, no!
What are you doing?
Come here!
Sir, what are you doing!
Are you OK?
I don't have an extra uniform, sir!
Sir! You're so naughty!
You're really naughty, sir!
-Ma'am Noemi...
-You're out of housekeeping!
I don't like girls who flirt!
Starting today, you'll be transferred
to the food and beverage team.
The kitchen, specifically.
I'll be the one to tell the food
and beverage supervisor.
But, ma'am...
Now, how am I supposed to get
Sir Wade's hair?
You're going to tell me to do it.
That's too much.
You know what? It's just so weird.
He doesn't remember
that I'm the one who accidentally
poured the coffee on him the other day.
He looks at me as if I'm somebody else.
Maybe because of those pimples
on your face.
You think so?
Then why did he compliment me?
He told me...
Maybe the cream Fatima gave me
makes you beautiful!
All my pimples are gone.
What do you think?
Look. It's a bit...
But it's just really weird.
It's as if he only just met me.
Have you fallen in love before, Yari?
Maybe that's why you're always so grumpy!
You haven't fallen for somebody!
-Hey!
-What?
-What did you say?
-I'm asking you have you fallen in love?
Her name is Edna.
Ma'am, excuse me for a while.
I just noticed you always come by,
but you never buy anything.
I'd like to interview you
for my school report.
-About what?
-About what you sell.
What do people want from this place?
A lot of things.
But the best seller is the potion.
She's a psychology student at Jameson.
Wow. That's an expensive school.
Why didn't you become a couple?
I got scared that she might not like me.
She's a Jameson graduate with honors
while I'm just a small town guy.
Take those off.
Look. No joke.
You're a bit good-looking, you know.
Whatever.
I came here to earn money.
If I can enroll at Jameson
and finish even one course,
maybe I'll finally have the guts
to court Edna.
That's some effort. But, it's sweet.
And I'm close to finally having
the money to enroll,
especially once I have
your 20,000 payment.
-Cheers!
-Drink it straight!
Wear this.
Your cell phone's hanging.
OK. I'll send it through Facebook.
I don't have Facebook.
You know, we're like losers.
I'm using potions to get Sir Wade,
while you want to go to college.
Oh, love...
Why don't we just tell them straight
that we like them?
That's life.
We're scared of getting hurt.
Or... maybe we lack practice.
OK...
Let's pretend I'm Sir Wade.
Tell me about your feelings for me.
You look funny! And you're flexing!
Me? Flexing?
I'm Sir Wade, right?
With a scruffy look.
I know you don't know me that well.
I'm sure among all your friends,
I'm just a tiny dot to you.
Sir Wade, let's go out.
So we can learn more about each other.
So you'll know more about me
and me about you. Right?
You know what, sir?
I like you very much.
And maybe I love you.
Sorry. I'll go ahead.
In six seconds, you're about to get hurt!
Bro Sawali, what are you doing here?
Hey! That hurts!
Bro,
there are a lot of elemental beings here.
But don't worry, they're harmless.
Why are you guys here anyway?
You haven't gone home for a long time.
Binhi's been missing you.
You won't end up with Edna.
How can you tell?
She's now engaged to her boyfriend.
Bro, I know you have the ability
to see people's futures,
but please don't tell me
what you see in my life.
I didn't get that from my powers!
I got it from her Facebook page.
Why don't you join Facebook?
To make it quick,
why don't you knock on Wade's door?
And then try to offer a 15-minute trial!
And then, get his hair!
He might find me weird!
That's your call. You might get late
for the Jameson's enrollment.
You still have no money.
It doesn't matter.
-I'm not going to enroll anyway.
-What?
Why not?
Edna's getting married.
There's no reason for me
to show off for her.
Are you OK?
Do you want to talk about it?
What for?
That's it.
Come.
I have something to show you. Come!
Wait up.
-Are you going to offer me to the devil?
-Of course not.
Look at the mirror.
Look.
Hey! Stop! Hey!
-Who's that?
-You!
That's not me!
She's not you but that's what Sir Wade
sees when he looks at you.
Fe, you made him drink the first potion.
Sorry for not telling you sooner.
If I told you about this, I thought
you might cancel the last potion.
I'm going to give you the money back.
Keep the money for now.
We'll talk about it next time.
Why weren't you at the pool area
this morning?
I'm now assigned to the kitchen
until the end of summer.
Is that because of what happened?
You don't have to, sir.
It's my fault anyway.
Can you describe me?
So it's true!
What is?
Nothing, sir. I'll go ahead.
Sir, I'm in uniform.
Somebody might see me.
Interns aren't allowed to go out
with the guests.
Felicity, anything else?
I'm good with that.
You're so cute. You could do commercials.
Right, miss?
All products have their own match.
You know what suits you?
You should come with me sometimes.
I'll introduce you
to a photographer I know.
You're also a model?
Just stock photos.
What's a stock photo?
It's embarrassing, but here.
Whatever company wants to use this photo
will have to pay for the license
so they can use it.
That's why you look familiar.
I might have seen one in a magazine
or on a billboard.
Hey! You thick-faced girl!
-Ma'am, it's because...
-Wait!
Do you know you can get fired for this?
Felicity's done with her shift,
so what's the problem?
Who's Felicity?
When did you become Felicity?
Even if she's done with her shift,
it's still not allowed.
Wade, I'll talk to her.
So you call him Wade?
No "sir"?
I'll take care of this.
What happened, Wade?
What did Ma'am Noemi say?
You don't need to go to work.
Absent?
Why?
Because we're going to the beach.
Batangas.
-Will you take care?
-Hi, sir!
Girls, look at that.
I thought we were in a resort, not a zoo.
She's so tacky.
What a thick-faced girl!
Why?
I'm done!
No one loves me anymore!
I'm going to leave this world!
I'm done.
Come here! I'm going to kiss you!
Oh, you...
Stop it!
There's still a chance!
There's still hope!
This is the happiest day of my life.
Really? Why?
This is the first time somebody
has brought me to a place like this.
So you're saying...
Hey, don't cry.
Prepare for next week.
I'll bring you to my high school reunion.
I'm sure all my friends
will bring their girlfriends.
-OK. We're here.
-Wait. Do I look good?
What about my makeup?
I think I should put on some lipstick.
Are you sure?
There's Zach and Roger. Come on.
Finally, bro, you're here.
You look like something's up.
What's the problem?
Yuan's here.
-Is that so?
-Fine. She's hot.
But to tell you the truth, man,
he's ganging up on you.
And he said, in the end, we,
the cool dudes of our batch,
-settled for plain-looking girls.
-Wow.
And we were just bullying him before.
-He's inside?
-Yes.
Let's see if he can still go on
with that attitude
when he meets my date.
-She's Felicity.
-Felicity?
Where's Maggie?
We broke up.
Here she is.
That was my exact reaction
when I first saw her.
Her beauty's out of this world.
Hey! Come on.
-Let's go.
-Let's go inside.
When are you flying to Singapore?
Right?
Let's go, babe.
-Felicity, she's Gracie.
-His ex-girlfriend in high school.
Your turn.
It's OK.
See that?
I look haggard!
What is this mess I've gotten into?
It was better when Maggie
was his girlfriend.
I didn't get that insecure. But you?
No.
No.
What?
I don't know.
Why do you ask?
What does he see in you?
Guys, did you see Yuan's face
when he saw Felicity?
He was just laughing,
but deep inside he knows I beat him.
So for you, guys, who do you think
is prettier, Maggie or Felicity?
Felicity, why are you here?
I needed to get some air.
Gracie talked about Maggie. Who is Maggie?
The reason we sometimes call you Maggie
is that you kinda look like her.
who looks a lot like you.
That's why sometimes I call you Maggie.
You're such a jerk!
You're arrogant!
If you're not rich,
I won't go out with you!
So the truth's out!
-Bro, are you OK?
-You're the man, dude.
Even if we don't admit it out loud,
we both know that we were trying
to top each other's girlfriends.
Before the reunion,
I made sure to myself to top you.
The crush of all the girls in high school,
that you obviously did not choose based on
her physical appearance.
Bravo, man!
I'm OK here, Wade.
My grandma might see you.
She might get mad at me.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Am I a rebound?
Was I able to fill the void
Maggie left in you?
I think it's best for you to rest now.
Why can't you answer?
You still love her, right?
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Just wait!
-Wait!
-What are you doing?
-I said stop!
-What?
Your hair's not even at the back.
Come on. Let me cut it.
-My hair?
-Come on.
Just a tiny hair.
There you go.
That's all.
No goodbye kiss?
You're so beautiful.
Another one.
Hey.
Your grandma might get mad.
Maybe next time.
OK.
Bye.
Next time.
I'm now Wade's official girlfriend!
Here.
A picture of us and his hair.
You can do the potion so he'll love me.
What for? You're already a couple, right?
You're right,
but I think he's not serious about me.
He wants me to be his rebound.
Because I look like his ex-girlfriend.
You want to look like her.
You want to deceive Sir Wade's eyes
and fool his heart.
You want to fool yourself!
You're really used to fooling people
thanks to your networking business.
What's your problem?
You still get the money.
It's your call.
You know what to do with this.
You have to get Sir Wade to drink this.
Yes, tomorrow after work.
I'll go to his room.
Here's my 10,000 pesos balance.
Thank you so much.
Take care.
Mags.
And she looks exactly like you.
I see you.
So, you found a replacement that quick.
No, she's not a replacement.
She really looks like you.
-If she didn't look like you...
-So what if I look like her?
In the five months that we were together,
this is the only thing
that mattered to you?
or whether she's my spitting image,
I don't do anything but focus on
trying to show off
to my high school buddies.
I realized that I could amaze them
just by show them how down-to-earth
and cool my girlfriend was.
But that's what's cool about it,
she looks and acts.
How much do you charge for a portrait?
Just 300 pesos.
-How long will it take?
-About three hours. It'll be quick.
-Miss, can you ask her later?
-Can you leave? I have work! Please!
Can you make it two hours?
Has the conference ended?
Don't you have one more week?
Yes, Dad.
I just got really bored, so I came here.
Son, while you were away,
I realized it's not right
I know your generation thinks it's cheap,
smelly,
then, son, I agree to sell our farm.
Are you serious, Dad?
That's life.
People now want to live in the city.
Farmers are outdated.
that is outdated or dirty.
They're more important now
because there's issues of
food security here in the Philippines,
right?
That's right.
I had a vision.
Will I be in trouble?
No.
But your friend will.
Who? Fe?
How?
She put a guy under her spell, right?
That's why he looks at her
as if she's beautiful.
Yes.
Its effect will fade
when the clock strikes 6:00 p.m.
How will it happen?
Did she use all the right ingredients?
Yes.
You know where I got this?
This was given away at the mall.
Uma, what time is it?
Why do you ask? What's with you?
I'm just excited about going out
after my shift.
Can you go to the suite on the 16th floor
-Why?
-Because I said so!
You're asking me why!
Come on in.
About... being a rebound.
The truth is...
What?
But Wade...
Wade, I have no...
I'm not...
I have no experience
with this kind of stuff.
Why don't we have a drink first?
You know, actually,
I have a special champagne in the car.
Yes, so that I can do it.
That's a good idea.
This will suit you.
I want to see you wearing this
when I get back.
Uma?
Yari, who are you here for?
Where's Fe?
She's assigned here in the kitchen, right?
She's not here.
She's at the suite room in 16th floor.
All right.
What is it?
I have it.
Wait for me in bed.
Ouch.
Are you done yet?
It's here!
Stay still.
I'll go there myself.
Let's drink up together.
What are you doing here?
-What?
-Yari!
What are you doing here? Where's Felicity?
Wade! I'm here!
You?
You're that silly intern.
Where's Felicity?
Where's Felicity?
What are you talking about?
You asked me to go here.
Why would I do that?
What's going on here?
Where's Felicity?
Hey. Stop it.
Why didn't you tell me
the potion's magic would fade?
I didn't know! That's why I ran to you
right away to warn you!
How will Wade talk to me now?
This is your fault!
I told you, you should be the one
to take Sir Wade's picture!
That's what I did!
I took that!
I took it from the internet!
What I meant was you should be the one
who really took the picture.
You weren't clear!
If you hadn't disturbed us,
he would have drunk the new potion!
Even though the old potion had faded,
he would still have loved me.
Why did you even come anyway?
You're a pain in the neck.
Why is Sir Wade angry?
It's a long story.
And there's some fantasy elements.
You might not get it.
I will have you fired from the internship.
Was that what Sir Wade paid you for?
In exchange for that?
My body?
He paid me not to tell the HR and the GM
that you go out with our guests!
And now,
if you still want to flirt around,
I don't care!
It's your call if you want to
kick me out of my internship.
I heard everything.
The GM will know about this!
An eye of a tilapia, cat's fur
and Wade's picture.
I took it myself.
You're still going to pretend
to be Felicity?
Is it not clear yet? He doesn't like you!
He will not love you.
I just want somebody to long for me.
Yes, I'm desperate! Totally desperate!
No one will ever like this face.
Only the crack-heads might like me.
-There is.
-No one!
There's one.
You just don't know where to look.
Who? Uma?
How foolish!
Here's Fe's hair.
Do you really want to put her
under your love spell?
That's the only way for her
to forget Wade.
At least if she loves me,
I will definitely love her back.
Do you have a picture together?
Yari, I'm tired.
Please, you don't have to lecture me.
Then, have a drink first.
You can have this.
I changed my mind. Don't.
Wow, now you do that? Let me drink!
-Let's just buy another one.
-Let me drink!
Let's just buy... I'm dead.
What are you doing there?
Sis, I wish I was like you.
Why is that?
I'm not happy
with what I turned out to be!
It's unfair! No one loves me!
That's enough.
Miss, you're Fe, right?
How did you find me?
I asked your co-interns where you live.
I came by your house.
Your sis Fatima told me you're here.
What is it?
I really am sorry! Please!
I'm really sorry, sir!
I only did that
because I'm head over heels for you!
That's why I made a potion.
A potion?
Wait, Fe. I came here to apologize
because I shouted at you.
Wait...
Did you say potion?
Because of that potion,
I see you as Felicity
and the other people see you as you?
Yes.
That's why my batchmates looked like that
when I introduced you to them.
If so, it means the one
I kissed at the beach...
Sorry, sir. I'm so sorry!
The one I almost had se...
I'm really sorry, sir! Please!
No matter what punishment
you want to give me, I'll take it!
It's fine with me
as long as you'll forgive me! Please!
-OK. OK.
-I'm sorry! Please!
You know what?
when we're infatuated with someone.
You know, after everything
that has happened, I think
I should say thank you.
Huh? But why?
You made me realize what's more important
So, don't fall in love with me,
because I'm immature.
Oh, come on, sir!
Why wouldn't I fall for you?
You look so yummy!
But...
I'm sorry, sir.
Sorry, I was so desperate.
Because I've never had a boyfriend.
And I feel like no one likes me.
-Can you give me any advice?
-Me?
Give you advice?
Well, I guess what I can say is...
the people who love us
are just around the corner,
and we don't notice them.
They're behind you, supporting you.
Looking after you if you happen to trip.
But we don't notice them
because we only look straight ahead.
Is that what happened to you and Maggie?
I didn't value her.
And you? Don't you feel anything
like that towards anybody?
I don't think so.
Really?
Actually, there is!
What's this?
Where did you get this picture?
On Facebook.
You use these things to make love potions,
right?
That's what was in the water you gave me,
am I right?
I thought what I felt for you was real.
It turns out
it's just because of the potion.
You knew this would happen,
but you didn't do anything!
I can see the future, Yari.
Most of the time,
I can't do anything to change it.
But I know when to meddle
to avoid trouble!
A potion?
While you weren't looking,
I replaced the potion with water.
The one you gave Fe was just pure water.
-Fe!
-I'm going crazy!
-Get out of my mind, Yari!
-Fe!
Get out of my mind!
-Fe!
-Who's that? Hey!
Who's that outside?
It's already late
and yet he's there shouting outside!
Let's talk.
You're a liar! Come here!
You're a liar! A cheater!
You had me under a spell! Cheater!
-You're overreacting.
-What?
Overreacting.
I thought I loved you.
Please, Yari, take this magic off of me!
I'm so confused!
I don't know what else to do!
Why are you doing this to me?
The only thing you talk about
is that Wade guy.
I don't know how to top him.
You look up to him as if he is God.
What am I then?
You don't have to do that.
I realized you were always there for me.
And you're cute.
And...
I think I like you, too.
What's happening?
Take it off of me!
Take this magic off of me!
-Who's that?
-I don't know, Grandma.
What potion?
Fe, what you drank was just water.
I didn't put you under my spell.
Here's the real potion.
So whatever you're saying
about your feelings for me,
there's no magic behind that.
It's all you.
In fairness, the guy's good-looking.
Do you like me too?
What do you think?
You're such a coward.
That's why girls do that to you.
-You know what I mean.
-No!
I want to hear it!
Fine. I like you. I love you.
You're so stubborn.
I can really feel the sweetness to that.
I don't know if you're mocking me
or if you're mad at me.
Oh, these kids!
I don't understand them nowadays!
But it's really sweet.
Are you closed already?
Do you need anything?
If not, we're closed.
Can you come with me?
What's with the get-up?
Are you going through something?
A lot. Just shut up and come with me.
I'm going to show you something.
Since when did you become
interested in farming?
Ever since a certain someone
made me realize
So I have a pig on the farm!
-Go on. Stay there.
-Fine.
No, go straight ahead.
There you go.
You don't have to smile.
This isn't a stock photo.
I find you funny.
Why?
Do you forgive me?
Isn't it obvious?
So, we're back on?
On one condition.
At your next reunion,
we should wear farm-inspired outfits.
-Wade.
-Seriously!
I can do that! If you want,
I can get dirtier than this.
Here.
And then?
-What?
-What are you doing?
You said you want farm-inspired.
-No.
-You should look dirty.
Where are you going?
Come here! Don't run from me!
Where are you going?
-No, I don't want to!
-You said you wanted it!
So, we're back on?