Making The Rules (2014) Movie Script
( knife chopping )
( food sizzling )
( dishes clanking )
( grinding )
( people chattering )
-
( bell dings )
- Woman:
42!
- THANK YOU, 42.
- PLEASE BE GENTLE.
Woman:
I KNOW.
- FREDDIE, YOU GOT MY
YUZU PUREE READY YET?
-ALMOST THERE.
ALL RIGHT.
GUYS, LET'S PICK UP
THE PACE.
( soft rock music playing )
IT'S A LITTLE THICK,
DON'T YOU THINK?
YEAH, BUT MARCEL
WANTS IT THIS WAY.
WH-- NOBODY TELLS ME
ANYTHING ANYMORE.
YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM.
( dishes clatter )
( tone playing )
( phone line ringing )
Female voice:
The party you have dialed
is not available.
( phone beeps )
( footsteps approaching )
BECCA.
HEY.
JESUS, WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, I CUT MYSELF.
Becca:
SHIT.
WHAT ABOUYOUR JOB OFFER?
YEAH, THAT'S
PRETTY MUCH GONE.
THEY'LL JUST HIRE
A NEW HEAD CHEF.
DID YOU CALL MATT?
YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'PICK UP.
I DIDN'T LEAVE A MESSAGE
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANTO FREAK HIM OUT.
HE'S WORKING ON A PROJECDOWN IN IRVINE.
HE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW.
- THEN WHY DON'T YOU COME
STAY AT MY PLACE?
-
NO.
- OKAY, I'LL COME STAY WITH YOU.
-I DON'T NEED-- IT'S FINE.
I'M GOOD.
WHAT IF YOU NEED HELP
WITH SOMETHING?
WHAT AM I GONNA
NEED HELP WITH?
- I DON'T KNOW,
LIKE PICKING YOUR NOSE.
-
REALLY?
I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAWITH THIS.
-
( Becca laughing )
- SEE?
I GOT IT.
I'M GOOD.
- OKAY, THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
- OF COURSE.
( kisses )
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
LET ME KNOW IF I CAN
BRING YOU ANYTHING.
THANKS.
( distant dog barking )
( water running )
( crow cawing )
( rooster crows )
( clucking )
( man on TV )
Fall is the new summer
here in Los Angeles.
Nearly 300 heat-related
deaths already recorded
in Southern California.
Now downtown Los Angeles
recorded a record high
of 113 Monday
as a heatwave continues
to bake California.
Relief from the heat downtown
will arrive Tuesday,
if you call 101
a cool-off.
( woman on TV )
It's so hot that--
I swear to God--
I could fry an egg
on a sidewalk.
( man #2 on TV )
6-0-4-8,
and it really is
that perfect combination--
the beauty
of the stainless steel
on the outside
and the power
of the Thermolon technology
on the inside,
which allows you to cook
a wide variety of food.
( woman on TV )
That's right, Brian.
You can do everything
from your breakfasts
to lunches to dinners,
from omelets to steaks,
with the same set,
-
and all for less than $190.
- HEY.
-
( TV shuts off )
- HEY.
PHEW!
IT IS CRAZY HOOUT THERE.
I KNOW.
WHERE'S YOUR CAR?
I LEFT IT AT WORK.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO YOUR HAND?
I HAD AN ACCIDENIN THE KITCHEN.
IT LOOKS REALLY SERIOUS.
I CHOPPED MY FINGERS.
NO.
YOU CHOPPED THEM OFF?
NO. NO.
ALMOST, BUT NO.
IT'S GONNA TAKE
TWO TO FOUR MONTHS
TO FULLY RECOVER.
( clicks tongue ) OH.
THAT'S AWFUL.
THAT'S AWFUL, HONEY.
I'M SO SORRY.
( clicks tongue ) OH.
COME HERE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
I DID,
BUT IT WENT STRAIGHTO VOICEMAIL.
AND I DIDN'T WANTO LEAVE A MESSAGE
AND WORRY YOU,
'CAUSE I KNEW
YOU WERE BUSY, SO--
ALL RIGHT.
YOU TALK TO THE OWNER?
- YEAH.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAID HE WAS SORRY
AND THAT IT WAS
UNFORTUNATE
AND THAT HE HOPES
I FEEL BETTER.
THEY CAN'T WAIFOR YOU?
NO.
( sighs )
WELL, THEY SHOULD,
THE ASSHOLES.
I'M RELIEVED YOU DIDN'CHOP OFF YOUR FINGERS.
( laughs )
ME TOO.
WELL, I GUESS YOU HAVE
SOME TIME TO YOURSELF NOW.
HMM?
( sighs )
I FINALLY,
FINALLY GOTHE OPPORTUNITY
TO CREATE
MY OWN MENU
AT A BRAND NEW
RESTAURANT,
AND I FUCKING
BLEW IT.
NO, YOU'LL GET A BETTER JOB
AFTER YOU RECOVER,
TRUST ME.
RIGHT NOW YOU JUSHAVE TO RESAND LET THAT FINGER
HEAL, YOU KNOW?
-
HEY, WE COULD
TAKE THAT VACATION.
- I REALLY WANTED THAT JOB.
FUCK.
( soft rock music playing )
( silverware clatters )
Abby:
OKAY, I'M STUFFED.
YOU FINISH IT.
HMM-MM,
MY STOMACH
WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE
IF I HAVE ANOTHER BITE.
LET'S JUST GEA TAKEOUT BOX.
IT'S JUST GONNA END UP
GETTING WASTED
IN THE FRIDGE.
I-- I'LL EAT IT.
NO, YOU WON'T.
YOU DON'T GIVE ME A CHANCE.
YOU THROW IT OUT.
YEAH, BECAUSE AFTER A WEEK
THE SHIT GETS GNARLY.
I DON'T WANT STUFF
ROTTING IN OUR FRIDGE.
I MEAN, I'D RATHER
YOU EAT ONE OF YOUR
MICROWAVE DINNERS.
JUST RELAX, OKAY?
JUST--
( chuckles )
RELAX?
YEAH, OKAY,
I NEARLY CHOPPED OFF
MY FUCKING FINGERS.
I LOST THE GREATEST JOB
OPPORTUNITY I'VE EVER HAD.
NOW ALL I CAN DO
IS SIT AT HOME,
DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING--
WHICH IS LIKE A GODDAMN FURNACE
SINCE YOU HAVE SOMETHING
AGAINST AIR CONDITIONING.
SO EXCUSE ME IF I'M
A LITTLE BIT CRABBY.
- ( clears throat )
- MATT.
I'M JUST GONNA GO
GET A TAKEOUT BOX.
- WHAT?
- I'M KIDDING.
I'LL GO GET THE CHECK.
ABBY.
SHAUN.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M-- I'M GOOD.
YOU?
NOT TOO BAD.
IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND?
YEAH.
SO WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
THESE DAYS?
WELL, ACTUALLY I FINALLY GOMY OWN HAIR SALON.
- REALLY?
WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC.
- YEAH.
- THAT'S GREAT.
CONGRATULATIONS.
-
THANK YOU.
IT'S DOING PRETTY WELL.
IT'S HERE
IN SILVER LAKE.
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
COME BY SOMETIME,
GET A HAIRCUOR SOMETHING.
OH.
YEAH.
OKAY, MAYBE.
WELL, IT WAS GOOD
TO SEE YOU AGAIN, ABBY.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
THANK YOU.
YOU TOO.
OKAY, WE'RE GOOD.
LET'S GO.
YEAH.
( crickets chirping )
( birds chirping )
( drill buzzes )
( drill buzzes )
( drill buzzing )
SO WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING?
YOU KNOW, I'VE WORKED
10 TO 12 HOURS A DAY,
SIX DAYS A WEEK,
FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS,
AND NOW THAT I HAVE
ALL THIS FREE TIME
TO MYSELF,
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA
WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
WHY DON'T YOU AND MATTAKE A VACATION?
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID,
BUT WHERE WOULD WE GO?
CABO, CANCUN.
SOMEWHERE WHERE
IT'S COOLER.
HONESTLY,
HE IS NOT FUN
TO TRAVEL WITH.
HE'S TOO MUCH OF A TOURIST.
IT'S EMBARRASSING,
'CAUSE HE WALKS AROUND
WITH HIS MAPS
AND HIS, LIKE,
TOUR GUIDE BOOK.
AND HE TAKES A PICTURE
EVERY FUCKING FIVE MINUTES.
- I CAN SEE IT.
- LITERALLY EVERY
FIVE MINUTES.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I GO
ON A VACATION,
I WANT TO EATHE LOCAL FOODS
AND DO WHATHE LOCALS DO.
MATT WOULD MUCH RATHER
LEARN HOW TO SURF THAN
GO TO PEARL HARBOR.
I MEAN, WHO THE HELL
GOES TO PEARL HARBOR
ON THEIR HONEYMOON?
( giggles )
- APPARENTLY YOU DO.
- YEAH YEAH, I DID.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SERIOUSLY,
YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO.
WHY DON'T YOU, UM,
I DON'T KNOW,
CHANGE SOMETHING UP?
LIKE MAYBE YOUR HAIR?
WELL, WHAT IS WRONG
WITH MY HAIR?
IT'S JUST IT'S BEEN THE SAME
FOR, LIKE, 15 YEARS.
- ( both laughing )
- WHAT?
IT WAS REALLY CUTE
IN '92.
BUT WE'RE IN A WHOLE
NEW CENTURY.
- WOW.
- COME ON.
GUESS WHO I RAN INTO.
WHO?
SHAUN.
REALLY?
- NO WAY.
-
YEAH.
- WHERE?
-
AT A RESTAURANT.
MATT WENT UP TO GO
TAKE CARE OF THE CHECK,
AND SHAUN WAS SITTING
RIGHT BEHIND ME.
NO SHIT?
YEAH, LIKE, LITERALLY
RIGHT BEHIND ME.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
I MEAN, WE DIDN'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME TO TALK,
BUT I GUESS HE OPENED UP
HIS OWN HAIR SALON
IN SILVER LAKE
FINALLY, SO...
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU COULD GET HIM
TO DO YOUR HAIR
- THAT IS AN OPTION.
- ( both laugh )
MM-HMM.
PROBABLY NOA GOOD IDEA, SO...
HEY, I'M BACK.
( breathing heavily )
HEY. HOW WAS LUNCH?
IT WAS GOOD.
BECCA SAYS HI.
HOW'S THE PATIO COMING?
SO FAR SO GOOD.
- YOU WANT SOME ICE TEA?
- OH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
- OKAY.
- THANKS.
OH, YOUR MOM CALLED.
YEAH?
YEAH, I TOLD HER
ABOUT YOUR ACCIDENT.
( frustratedly )
YOU DID?
YEAH. IS THAT BAD?
WELL, I MEAN,
SHE'S JUST GONNA SAY
THAT IT WAS
MEANT TO BE
AND THAT I'M--
I'M THE ONE THAATTRACTED THE ACCIDENAND I SHOULD HAVE CONNECTED
TO MY HIGHER SELF MORE OFTEN
AND I SHOULD GO
TO INDIA WITH HER.
THAT'S ACTUALLY
PRETTY ACCURATE.
YEAH.
SHE ALSO SAID HER
SCHEDULE'S FREEING UP
AND SHE'D LOVE
TO SEE YOU.
GREAT.
MATT!
MATTHEW!
YEAH?
DO YOU HAVE TO
RUN THE POWER CORD
FROM HERE?
- I'M TRYING
TO DO LAUNDRY.
-UH, HANG ON.
( sighs )
WHAT'S UP?
CAN YOU RUN THAFROM SOMEWHERE ELSE?
OH, THE CORD?
IT'S JUSTHE CLOSEST OUTLET.
YEAH, WELL,
CAN YOU JUST MOVE IT?
SURE.
OKAY, THERE.
OKAY.
( quietly )
SHIT.
( bangs )
IT'S NOT WORKING!
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
- IT'S BROKEN.
( sighs )
HMM.
YEAH, OKAY,
I TRIED THAT.
GREAT.
SO YOU BROKE IT.
ALL I DID WAS
UNPLUG THE POWER CORD.
YEAH, WELL,
IT WAS WORKING FINE
THE LAST TIME I USED IT.
WELL, MAYBE YOU WEREN'USING IT CORRECTLY.
I DON'T KNOW.
ARE YOU JOKING?
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT A WASHING MACHINE?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU DID LAUNDRY?
( chuckles )
I'VE USED IT.
YEAH, WHEN YOU BROKE IT.
I DIDN'T--
JUST CALL SOMEONE
AND GET THEM TO FIX IT.
IT'S OKAY.
YOU CALL SOMEBODY
AND GET THEM TO FIX IT.
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT BROKE IT.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
- JUST CALL--
- YOU'RE RIDICULOUS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DO YOUR OWN FREAKIN' LAUNDRY
FROM NOW ON.
( mutters )
RIDICULOUS.
( distant sirens )
( rock music playing )
Shaun:
ABBY.
HEY.
TWICE IN A WEEK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THAT MEANS?
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
UH, LAUNDRY.
( laughs )
RIGHT.
I LIVE DOWN THE STREET,
REMEMBER?
OH, I--
YEAH, I TOTALLY
FORGOT THAT.
RIGHT.
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
A LAUNDRY MACHINE
AT YOUR PLACE?
UM, WE DO.
IT'S JUST--
IT'S BROKEN.
SONG'S AUTO SHOP IS
RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET,
SO I JUST THOUGHI'D KILL TWO BIRDS
WITH ONE STONE.
WELL, HE IS THE BEST.
YEAH.
ABBY, HOW HAVE YOU
REALLY BEEN?
YOU KNOW,
CAN'T COMPLAIN.
YOU?
GOOD.
( chuckles )
YOU KNOW, I--
I GOTTA BE HONEST,
THOSE FIRST FEW MONTHS
AFTER YOU LEFWERE PRETTY ROUGH.
BUT... NOW I'M AS GOOD
AS CAN BE EXPECTED.
THAT'S GOOD.
ANY KIDS?
UH, NO. YOU?
( chuckles ) NO.
NO, DEFINITELY NOT.
YOUR HUSBAND--
IS HE NICE TO YOU?
YEAH.
YEAH, HE IS.
THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.
-
( buzzer sounds )
- THAT'S ME.
LAUNDRY'S CALLING.
OKAY.
YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE
A BUNCH OF YOUR STUFF
IN MY APARTMENT,
IF YOU WANT TO COME
GET IT SOMETIME.
OH NO, IT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN JUST TOSS IT.
EVEN YOUR CHILDHOOD
PHOTO ALBUM?
WAIT, YOU HAVE THAT?
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THAT FOR YEARS.
YEAH, WELL,
I HAD NO WAY TO GEIN TOUCH WITH YOU.
RIGHT.
UM, WOULD IT BE
ALL RIGHT IF--
IF I COME BY AND
GRAB IT REALLY QUICK?
SURE.
- OKAY.
- YEAH.
OKAY, JUST LET ME
START THE DRYER.
PLEASE.
-
( coins rattle )
- ( beeps )
- THANKS.
- YEAH.
THAT MIGHT BE
THE WORST DRESS EVER MADE.
( both chuckle )
THANK YOU FOR
KEEPING THIS FOR ME.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE?
SHAUN, I DON'T WANTO TALK ABOUT THAT.
WAS IT BECAUSE I DIDN'WANT TO GET MARRIED?
WAS THAT REALLY
SUCH A BIG DEAL?
I JUST...
I COULDN'T WAIT ANYMORE.
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
JUST RUN AWAY.
OKAY.
WE COULD'VE TALKED
ABOUT IT.
WE DID.
WE DID, SHAUN.
WE TALKED ABOUT IA MILLION TIMES,
AND EVERY SINGLE TIME
I JUST ENDED UP
GIVING IN.
AND WHAT DOES IT MATTER
NOW ANYWAY?
IS MARRIED LIFE
EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHIT WAS GONNA BE?
ARE YOU HAPPY?
FOR THE MOST PART,
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I THINK
OF YOU ALL THE TIME,
WHY YOU LEFT WITHOUSAYING ANYTHING--
THAT WAS FUCKED UP.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUSSAY GOODBYE?
BECAUSE I WOULD'VE NEVER
BEEN ABLE TO LEAVE.
I SHOULD GO.
( rock music playing )
( crickets chirping )
( beeps )
WHAT ARE
THE KNIVES FOR?
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
DECORATIVE PURPOSES,
I GUESS.
OKAY.
OH, HONEY, THIS IS
THE PINOT GRIGIO.
OH, SORRY.
I'LL SWITCH IT OUT.
SO WE GOT A PINOT NOIR
OR ZINFANDEL.
SHOULD WE JUST DO
THE ZINFANDEL?
- SURE.
-
IT'S ALREADY OPEN.
THANKS.
( wine pouring )
YOU OKAY?
HMM?
YEAH. WHY?
I DON'T KNOW.
NOTHING.
UH, SALUD.
UH, TO YOUR
NEW PROJECT.
( chuckles )
OKAY.
IT'S JUSA MINOR RENOVATION,
BUT THANKS.
SO HOW LONG IS THAGONNA TAKE?
TWO WEEKS.
BUT I'LL BE BACK
FOR THE WEEKEND.
MM.
MM-HMM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HMM?
THE SPAGHETTI--
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
MM.
IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A LITTLE
UNDERCOOKED.
IT'S
AL DENTE.
( chuckles )
IT'S UNDERCOOKED.
YOU-- YOU THINK SO?
YOU SEE THE RING
IN THE CENTER?
IT'S A LITTLE TOO BIG.
IT'S UNDERCOOKED.
BUT, I MEAN, IT'S FINE.
TASTES-- TASTES GOOD.
YOU PUT CUMIN
AND BLACK OLIVES
IN IT THIS TIME.
WHERE DID YOU GETHAT IDEA?
A RECIPE I FOUND
ON THE INTERNET.
HMM.
YOU LIKE IT?
YEAH.
-
ABBY.
- Abby:
HEY, MOM.
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
HOW ARE YOU?
I'M WELL.
HOW'S YOUR HAND?
OH, IT'S MUCH BETTER NOW.
LOOKS LIKE A WEAPON.
I KNOW. I COULD PROBABLY
HURT SOMEBODY WITH IT.
- Woman: HI.
- Abby: HI.
CAN I START YOU OFF
WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK?
YEAH, I'LL HAVE
AN ICE LATTE, PLEASE.
- OKAY.
-
THANKS.
SO HOW IS EVERYTHING?
WHAT'S NEW?
I HAVE SO MANY STUDENTS NOW,
I'M TEACHING FOUR DAYS A WEEK.
WHAT? THAT'S GREAT.
IT'S NICE TO SEE
THAT THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE
WHO ARE SEEKING HIGHER
STATES OF CONSCIOUSNESS.
YOU SHOULD REALLY
COME JOIN ME NOW THAYOU HAVE MORE TIME.
WELL, I MEAN,
I SHOULD--
I SHOULD PROBABLY STARLOOKING FOR A NEW JOB.
SWEETHEART, DON'T YOU
REALIZE WHAT'S HAPPENING?
YOUR HIGHER SELF IS
ASKING YOU TO SLOW DOWN.
TAKE THE ACCIDENAS AN OPPORTUNITY.
YOU SHOULD NOT BE
THINKING ABOUT WORKING.
YEAH, MOM,
BUT ME NOT WORKING?
UGH.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I GET BORED AND IRRITABLE.
IT'S BEEN REALLY TOUGH
ON MATT.
IF YOU REALLY NEED
A JOB THAT BAD,
I COULD HIRE YOU AS MY
ASSISTANT IN MY CLASS.
YEAH, THAT WOULD
GO EVER WELL.
- HERE YOU GO.
- THANK YOU.
- CAN I GET A STRAW, PLEASE?
- SURE.
- THANKS.
- CAN I GET YOU GUYS
ANYTHING ELSE?
NO, I THINK
WE'RE ALL GOOD.
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
SO I FIGURED
I WOULD JUST GO,
YOU KNOW,
BACK TO MY OLD JOB
UNTIL I FIGURE OUWHAT I WANT TO DO.
YOU DIDN'T LIKE
YOUR OLD JOB.
IT'S A JOB.
YOU KNOW, WE MAKE DECISIONS
BASED ON EITHER LOVE OR FEAR.
YOU REALLY SHOULD CONNECTO YOUR HIGHER SELF
MORE OFTEN.
DO YOU STILL
REMEMBER HOW?
JUST CONCENTRATE
ON THE RHYTHM OF
YOUR BREATH...
AND IMAGINE
THAT THE AIR I INHALE
IS A BLUE STREAM OF LIGHFULL OF LOVE.
YES.
LET THE LIGHT FLOW
TO THE CROWN CHAKRA
AND TO THE THIRD-EYE
CHAKRA.
AND THEN ASK YOUR HIGHER SELF
TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT.
NOW THAT YOU HAVE
SO MUCH TIME OFF,
THERE'S NO EXCUSE
FOR NOT PRACTICING.
OKAY.
AND WHAT ABOUMAKING ME A GRANDMA?
I THINK THIS IS
THE PERFECT TIME.
( chuckles )
WELL, WE'RE TRYING, MOM.
IT'S JUST-- IT'S JUSNOT THAT EASY.
DON'T TRY SO HARD.
SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS HAPPEN
WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT THEM.
THANK YOU.
Abby:
MM.
YOU ALWAYS MAKE
THE BEST COFFEE.
YOU KNOW,
I STILL WISH I COULD
WAKE UP EVERY MORNING
AND SEE YOU
LYING THERE.
WHY DON'T YOU
SPEND THE NIGHT?
STAY WITH ME.
I CAN'T.
MATT ALWAYS CALLS THE HOUSE
WHEN HE'S AWAY.
AND I JUST-- I DON'T WANTO TAKE ANY CHANCES.
YEAH.
SHAUN, I DON'T WANANYBODY TO GET HURT.
SOMEONE ALWAYS
GETS HURT, ABBY.
WHERE DID YOU GO
AFTER YOU LEFT ME?
AUSTIN.
I WENT AND LIVED WITH MY DAD
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS
BEFORE HE PASSED AWAY.
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
HE WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE
ASSHOLE.
HE'S THE REASON
MY MOM GOT INTO ALL HER
SPIRITUAL STUDIES.
HE DROVE HER TO IT.
I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING.
( quiet music playing )
ABBY.
HEY, GUYS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HOW'S THE HAND?
- EH, GETTING BETTER, THANKS.
SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
UH, I JUST STOPPED BY
TO SEE MARCEL.
IS HE AROUND?
- NO, HE'S NOT IN TODAY.
- WHO'S RUNNING THE SHOW?
IT'S-- IT'S ME FOR NOW.
MARCEL'S INTERVIEWING.
THERE'S A NEW GUY NEXT WEEK
THAT'S GONNA TAKE OVER.
OH.
IT'S PROBABLY JUSTEMPORARY, I MEAN...
( chuckles )
YEAH, HE WOULDN'T BE
INTERVIEWING IF IT WAS
TEMPORARY.
ANYWAY, I JUST STOPPED BY
TO DROP OFF THE KEYS,
SO I-- I'LL JUST LEAVE THEM
ON THE DESK IN THE OFFICE.
OKAY.
OH, YOUR KNIFE ROLL
AND OTHER STUFF ARE
IN THERE TOO.
IT'S IN A BOX
ON THE SHELF.
OKAY.
THANKS.
( chattering )
( girl squealing )
THANK YOU.
COME HERE,
LITTLE LADY.
HERE, CHLOE.
I'M NOT THIRSTY.
ARE YOU SURE?
I'M JUST OFFERING.
- I'M NOT THIRSTY.
- OKAY.
YOU WANT YOUR SHELLS?
CHLOE, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
TO THE WATER.
COME BACK A LITTLE BIT.
CHLOE.
JESUS CHRIST.
( Becca sighs )
JEEZ.
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL.
SO WERE YOU.
NOT LIKE HER.
YOU WERE A PYRO.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YES, IT IS.
YOU WERE ALWAYS TRYING
TO SET THINGS ON FIRE.
THAT DOES NOMAKE ME A PYRO.
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT THAT MAKES YOU.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S ALREADY SIX.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S ONLY SIX.
SHE'S SO CUTE.
Becca:
YOU WANT HER?
YOU CAN HAVE HER.
I'M SURE
BRIAN WOULDN'T MIND.
MATT WOULD LOVE IT.
OH, AND YOU WOULDN'T?
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
MM-HMM.
YEAH.
YEAH.
( whispers )
YOU'RE NOT GETTING
ANY YOUNGER.
WHAT?
WOW.
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, MOM.
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE
MY MOTHER RIGHT NOW.
- GOD.
- WELL, MOTHERS ARE
USUALLY RIGHT.
I THINK YOU SHOULD
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
THIS OPPORTUNITY
AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX
AND GET YOURSELF PREGNANT.
I'M FOUR DAYS LATE.
WHAT?
DID YOU TAKE
A PREGNANCY TEST?
- NO.
- WHY NOT?
I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I'M--
I GUESS 'CAUSE I'M
SCARED TO FIND OUT.
WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?
THIS IS GREAT.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
AREN'T YOU EXCITED?
YEAH.
HAVE YOU TOLD MATT?
NO. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I'M PREGNANT YET.
IT'S ONLY BEEN
FOUR DAYS.
COME ON, YOU WERE
ALWAYS REGULAR.
ALL RIGHT,
WHEN YOU GET HOME
TAKE A PREGNANCY TESAND CALL ME RIGHT AWAY.
OKAY?
NO, TAKE TWO.
OKAY? PLEASE.
PLEASE.
- TAKE IT EASY.
- PROMISE. PROMISE.
OKAY, OKAY,
I PROMISE.
I PROMISE.
BECCA. DON'T CRY.
OH MY GOD.
I'M JUST HAPPY.
UM, IT WAS
WORKING FINE
AND THEN MY HUSBAND
UNPLUGGED IT.
AND WHEN HE
PLUGGED IT BACK IN,
IT WOULDN'T START.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU USED IT?
LIKE A WEEK AGO.
DO YOU THINK
HIM UNPLUGGING IHAD ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT?
NO, NOT UNLESS
HE UNPLUGGED IT WHILE
IT WAS STILL RUNNING.
IT'S PROBABLY
A COINCIDENCE.
THIS THING IS REALLY OLD.
- YEAH.
- I MEAN, IT COULD BE
THE MOTOR.
DID YOU NOTICE
ANY WEIRD SOUNDS
LAST TIME YOU USED IT?
NO, NOTHING.
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I'M GONNA DISASSEMBLE IAND DO A QUICK
DIAGNOSIS.
AND THAT SHOULDN'TAKE LONG.
OKAY. THANKS.
( man breathing hard )
WELL, IT WAS
THE OVERLOAD PROTECTOR.
I INSTALLED A NEW ONE.
IT SHOULD BE FINE.
OH, GREAT. OKAY.
AND IF IT FAILS AGAIN
IN THE NEXT 12 DAYS,
JUST GIVE US A CALL.
WE'LL COME DOWN AND DO
ANOTHER DIAGNOSIS,
- NO EXTRA CHARGE.
-
SOUNDS GOOD.
CAN I-- CAN I GET YOU
A WATER OR ANYTHING?
YEAH, A COLD WATER
WOULD BE PERFECT, THANKS.
OKAY.
- HERE YOU GO.
- THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE IT.
UH-HUH.
WHAT DO I OWE YOU?
UH, $120.
OKAY, I LEFT THE PAY-TO
COLUMN BLANK.
- THAT'S FINE.
- FILL THAT OUT.
AND HERE'S
YOUR RECEIPAND OUR CARD.
IF YOU EVER NEED
ANYTHING, LET US KNOW.
- OKAY.
- AND THANK YOU
FOR THE WATER.
THANK YOU.
GOOD LUCK.
THANKS.
( phone ringing )
HEY.
HEY, BABE.
WHAT'S UP?
NOTHING.
HOW'S WORK?
IT'S GOING PRETTY SMOOTH.
WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
THE USUAL.
THE WASHING MACHINE
IS WORKING AGAIN.
OH, YEAH?
YEAH, I HAD
THE REPAIR MAN COME
AND FIX IT TODAY.
OH, GREAT.
WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM?
OVERLOAD PROTECTOR,
WHATEVER THAT IS.
HE REPLACED IT.
HUH. WHAT DID IT COST?
UM, $120.
OH, I DON'T THINK
THAT MACHINE'S EVEN
WORTH $120.
DID YOU ASK
FOR A QUOTE FIRST?
NO.
AWW, BABE,
IF YOU DON'T ASK
FOR A QUOTE,
THESE GUYS WILL
JUST FLEECE YOU.
I'M SORRY,
I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU KNEW THE GOING RATE
ON OVERLOAD PROTECTORS.
WELL, I'M JUST SAYING,
A NEW MACHINE
WOULD HAVE ONLY COSTS US
A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS MORE.
OKAY, WELL, SEE, THIS IS
EXACTLY WHY I ASKED YOU
TO TAKE CARE OF IT.
I DON'T KNOW
ALL THIS STUFF.
I MEAN, YOU--
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT BROKE IT ANYWAY.
( chuckles )
OKAY, YEAH.
UM, IT'S OKAY,
YOU KNOW.
I'VE HAD A LONG DAY.
JUST DO ME A FAVOR
AND ALWAYS GET A QUOTE
BEFORE THEY DO ANYTHING.
ALL RIGHT?
HELLO?
YEAH, OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE HAD A LONG DAY TOO,
SO I'M GONNA--
I'M GONNA GO.
I'LL-- I'LL CALL YOU
IN A LITTLE BIT.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
BYE.
BYE.
( mariachi band playing )
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
YES, PLEASE.
UM, I'LL HAVE--
WE'LL HAVE TWO MARGARITAS
WITH NO SALT, THANK YOU.
ACTUALLY I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE SOME WATER, PLEASE.
OKAY. DO YOU GUYS NEED
A FEW MINUTES?
NO NO,
I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
GOOD, YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT I WANT TOO.
- ( laughs )
- WHAT CAN I GET YOU GUYS?
UM, I'M JUSGONNA HAVE
THE BLUE CORN CHICKEN
ENCHILADAS, PLEASE.
AND I WILL HAVE
THE STEAK FAJITAS,
PLEASE, YEAH?
OH, CAN WE ALSO GESOME GUACAMOLE
FOR THE TABLE?
- SURE.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH YOUR DRINKS.
- GREAT.
I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA GO
FOR THOSE ENCHILADAS.
YEAH, WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN
BACK HERE IN YEARS,
SO I HOPE IT'S AS GOOD
AS I REMEMBER.
WELL, IF I
REMEMBER CORRECTLY,
THOSE ENCHILADAS
TASTED A LOT BETTER
WITH A MARGARITA.
YOU SEEM LIKE YOU COULD
USE ONE RIGHT NOW.
MMM.
( sighs )
WHAT IS IT?
SHAUN, THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
OKAY.
I'M PREGNANT.
( chuckles ) OH.
BOY, THAT'S SOME NEWS.
ONE WATER.
ONE MARGARITA, NO SALT.
YOUR FOOD WILL BE
RIGHT OUT, GUYS.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
I DON'T KNOW.
MY HEAD IS SPINNING.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
HONEY, I'M 38 YEARS OLD.
I'M KEEPING IT.
IS IT MINE?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR IT.
I JUST THOUGHYOU SHOULD KNOW.
NO, I WOULD LOVE
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN
THROUGH ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW?
NO, NOT YET.
I WANTED TO TELL HIM
IN PERSON.
TELL HIM WHAT?
WELL, THE BABY
COULD BE HIS.
BUT IT COULD BE MINE.
BUT HE CAN NEVER
KNOW THAT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ARE YOU--
HE'S MY HUSBAND.
WELL, WHAT IF HE
FINDS OUT?
THEN I'M FUCKED.
ABBY...
IT'S DONE.
I'LL MARRY YOU.
WHAT?
SHAUN, NO.
I'M NOT--
I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO MARRY ME.
WELL, MAYBE ALL THIS
IS A SIGN.
MAYBE-- YOU KNOW, MAYBE
EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED--
IT'S-- WE'RE--
WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
OH.
I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T--
YOU KNOW, JUST...
TRUST ME.
( clattering )
( Abby knocks )
HEY.
HEY.
HOW'S IT COMING
OUT HERE?
OH, IT'S COMING.
YOU GOING
STIR-CRAZY YET?
YEAH, I'M A LITTLE BORED.
YEAH? YOU WANT TO GO
GET SOME ICE CREAM?
YEAH.
YEAH? OKAY.
LET'S DO IT.
YOU KNOW,
I WAS THINKING...
WOULD YOU RATHER
OUR KIDS LOOK
MORE LIKE YOU
OR MORE LIKE ME?
LIKE YOU,
OBVIOUSLY.
WHY?
UM, BECAUSE
YOU'RE GORGEOUS?
( chuckles )
WHY?
NO. WHAT?
WAIT.
REALLY?
( both laugh )
OH MY GOD.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I CAN'T--
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A BABY.
IT'S AMAZING.
( distant sirens wailing )
( jazz music playing )
OKAY. SO?
WHAT DO WE THINK?
IT LOOKS GREAT.
IT LOOKS REALLY GREAT.
YOU-- YOU'VE GOTTEN
REALLY GOOD AT THIS.
WELL, I HAVE A LOOF PRACTICE HERE.
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
DO LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
COME ON, LET'S GO OUAND GRAB SOME DINNER,
HAVE SOME FUN.
UM, I CAN'T.
- ( sighs )
- SO HE'S BACK?
- YEAH.
- WELL, DID YOU TELL HIM THAT--
- YEAH, I DID.
- AND WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE'S REALLY EXCITED.
- WELL, WHEN DO I GETO SEE YOU AGAIN?
- I'LL CALL YOU.
ABBY, I MIGHT BE
THE FATHER OF YOUR CHILD.
YOU CAN'T GIVE ME
YOUR DAMN NUMBER?
SHAUN, WE TALKED
ABOUT THIS.
DON'T DISAPPEAR AGAIN,
ABBY, NOT NOW.
( exhales )
I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
MY HUSBAND LOVES ME,
AND HERE I AM,
HERE WITH YOU.
I CAN'T EVEN
LOOK HIM IN THE EYES.
- I AM SO SORRY.
- IT'S NOT LIKE
WE PLANNED THIS.
YEAH, BUT IT'S WRONG
AND WE BOTH KNOW IT.
LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE
JUST WAIUNTIL WE FIND OUWHO THE FATHER IS?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
LISTEN TO US.
I AM MARRIED.
AND I FEEL LIKE
A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING.
ABBY, JUST WAIT A SECOND.
( sighs )
-
( rooster crows )
- HEY, I'M BACK.
HEY.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE?
- BRAZILIAN BARBECUE.
OH, YOU TOTALLY
READ MY MIND.
- I'M SO HUNGRY. THANKS.
- SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG
AT THE SALON.
THAT'S COOL.
WHAT, YOU DIDN'T MAKE
AN APPOINTMENT?
NO, I DID,
BUT THEY WERE JUSRUNNING BEHIND TODAY.
- WOW, YOU LOOK HOT.
- YOU LIKE IT?
- YEAH.
- THANK YOU.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING.
- WHAT?
- COME HERE.
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT IS IT?
STILL NEEDS
A BIT OF WORK.
IT'S AMAZING.
IT'S AMAZING.
- YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVE IT.
I LOVE IT.
I WAS THINKING WE COULD
PUT A COUPLE OF CHAIRS
OVER THERE
WITH THE CRADLE
BETWEEN.
AND, HEY,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
A NEW GRILL
OVER HERE?
( chuckles )
SOUND LIKE A PLAN?
SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT PLAN.
( piano music playing )
Mother:
SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
ANY NAUSEA, CRAMPING?
Abby:
NO.
Mother:
GOOD FOR YOU.
Abby:
I MEAN, MY BOOBS
ARE ROCK SOLID, BUT--
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEETHE LITTLE ONE.
OH, YOU'VE MADE ME
SO HAPPY.
YOU THINK YOU'LL WORK
AGAIN AT THE RESTAURANT?
OH, THEY'VE ALREADY
REPLACED ME.
YOU'LL FIND
A BETTER PLACE.
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S EASIER
SAID THAN DONE.
IT IS EASY.
THE TRICK IS TO THINK
THAT IT'S SOMETHING
YOU ALREADY HAVE.
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES,
PICTURE THE IDEAL
KITCHEN,
BIG, CLEAN,
THE TEMPERATURE
JUST RIGHT.
YOU'RE MAKING
GREAT FOOD,
ORIGINAL RECIPES,
WILD RECIPES.
YOUR COWORKERS
ALL RESPECT YOU.
CUSTOMERS NEVER
COMPLAIN.
YOU LOVE YOUR JOB
AND YOU'RE VERY
THANKFUL FOR IT.
YOU ALREADY HAVE
ALL OF THIS
AND YOU'RE FULLY ENJOYING
EVERY MOMENT OF IT.
OKAY, BUT I CAN'T WORK
BECAUSE I'M HURT.
AND MY CAREER IS PROBABLY
GONNA COME TO AN END
WITH THE BIRTH
OF THIS CHILD.
SWEETHEART, BE CAREFUL.
WORDS HAVE POWER.
-
MOM.
- WE ARE ONLY CONSCIOUSNESS.
DON'T FALL FOR THE TRICKS
YOUR EGO IS PLAYING.
( cart rattles )
PORK RIBS, BEEF BALLS,
BEEF TRIPE, CHICKEN FEET.
PORK RIBS.
- YOU WANSOME CHICKEN FEET?
- NO.
- ANYTHING ELSE?
- LOBSTER DUMPLINGS, PLEASE.
I DON'T HAVE THAT.
ANOTHER CART.
OKAY.
THE MORE AWAKENED YOU ARE,
THE CLEARER YOU'LL SEE.
THAT'S WHY I ASK YOU
TO ALWAYS STAY CONNECTED
TO YOUR HIGHER SELF.
THERE'S ONLY DOING,
NO DOERS;
ONLY THINKING,
NO THINKERS.
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT YOU,
YOU'RE NOT TALKING
ABOUT WHO YOU ARE,
BECAUSE WHO YOU ARE
IS FAR DEEPER
THAN WHO YOU THINK
YOU ARE.
SELF DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.
IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION.
EINSTEIN CALLS IAN OPTICAL ILLUSION
OF CONSCIOUSNESS.
BARBECUE PORK BUN?
CREAM BUN?
PORK BUN, PLEASE.
DO YOU HAVE
LOBSTER DUMPLINGS?
I HAVE SHRIMP DUMPLING--
BIG DUMPLING.
SHANGHAI-STYLE
DUMPLING?
- WHAT'S IN THEM?
- PORK.
JUST PORK, THAT'S IT?
VERY JUICY,
VERY POPULAR,
VERY GOOD.
OKAY, I'LL TRY SOME.
THAT'S A LOT OF PORK.
YOU SAY THAT OUR THOUGHTS
CREATE OUR REALITY, RIGHT?
WELL, WE ARE SITTING
AT A TABLE FULL OF PORK,
AND YET YOU STILL HAVEN'MANAGED TO MANIFESA SINGLE
LOBSTER DUMPLING.
I'M DISAPPOINTED.
WHY DON'T YOU
APPLY MY ADVICE INSTEAD
OF MAKING FUN OF ME?
I'M NOT MAKING FUN
OF YOU.
YES, YOU WERE.
OKAY, I WAS.
I'M TRYING TO HELP.
UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAYOU ARE NOT YOUR MIND
AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL
WHAT COMES FROM YOUR MIND,
YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SUFFER
AND FEEL HELPLESS.
AMMA BHAGWAN SAID,
"IF YOU ARE NOT HELPLESS,
GOD IS HELPLESS."
DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO
IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD,
BUT YOU SHOULD FEEL
AT EASE ON THE INSIDE.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
CAN WE JUST FOR ONCE
HAVE A NORMAL
CONVERSATION?
JESUS. I MEAN,
WHOSE MOM
TALKS ABOUT CONSCIOUSNESS
AND CHAKRAS ALL THE TIME?
CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME,
"YOU KNOW WHAT? CHEER UP,"
OR, "EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE OKAY, HONEY.
DON'T WORRY,"
YOU KNOW, STUFF LIKE THAT,
NORMAL MOM STUFF?
ABBY.
HEY, LADY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- OH MY GOD,
YOU'VE CUT YOUR HAIR.
- YEAH.
- IT LOOKS GREAT.
- THANKS.
- WHERE'D YOU GET IT DONE?
- UH, ECHO PARK.
- YOU WANT SOME ICE TEA?
- WHAT WAS THE PLACE CALLED?
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
SOME RANDOM PLACE
I JUST WALKED INTO.
I ALSO HAVE LEMONADE,
SO I'LL MAKE US
SOME ARNOLD PALMERS?
YEAH, SURE.
UM, SO I BROUGHT YOU
SOME BOOKS.
UH...
"ROOKIES' MOM
SURVIVAL GUIDE."
- I THINK
YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.
-
THANKS.
AND JUSSOME CLOTHES.
OH, LOOK AT THIS--
A LITTLE BABY KIMONO.
- ISN'T THAT ADORABLE?
-
THAT IS SO CUTE.
AND THERE'S A LITTLE
MATCHING HAT.
OH, YOU KNOW,
I FORGOT THE STROLLER.
WELL, I MEAN,
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO GET RID OF
THAT FANCY STROLLER?
I MEAN, WHAT IF CHLOE HAS
A YOUNGER SISTER SOMEDAY?
HM-MMM, ONE IS MORE THAN
ENOUGH FOR ME.
( giggles )
MAN, IT IS SO HOT.
YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
COOLER OUTSIDE
THAN IT IS INSIDE,
BECAUSE MATT DOESN'BELIEVE IN A.C.
HE PROMISED THAHE WOULD INSTALL ONE
NOW THAT I'M PREGNANT, SO--
- THANK GOD.
- I KNOW.
- DID YOU SEE THE CRADLE?
- YES.
- HE MADE IT BY HAND.
- THAT IS REALLY SWEET.
I KNOW.
OH, CHLOE WANTED ME
TO GIVE YOU THIS.
- IT'S HER LITTLE PONY.
- OH, LOOK.
AT FIRST SHE DIDN'T WANTO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY,
BUT WHEN I TOLD HER IT WAS
FOR AUNT ABBY'S BABY,
- YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?
- WHAT?
- "OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SO?"
- SASSY.
AND SHE, LIKE,
WALKED INTO HER ROOM
AND CAME OUT WITH THAT.
- TELL HER I SAID THANK YOU.
- I WILL.
AND A LITTLE FROG.
- SHE MADE THIS?
- SHE DID.
CUTE.
AND THEN THIS.
- WHAT IS IT?
- WELL, SHE KNOWS
YOU'RE A CHEF,
SO SHE DREW A SLICE OF PIZZA
WITH CHEESEBURGER TOPPINGS.
WOW, THAT KID KNOWS
HOW TO ENJOY LIFE.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR ALL THIS STUFF.
YOU PROBABLY SAVED ME
A TON OF MONEY.
DON'T MENTION IT.
YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN JUST TAKE ME
TO A FANCY LUNCH...
- NOT A PROBLEM.
- ...WHERE I CAN HAVE WINE,
MAYBE TWO GLASSES.
AND YOU CAN BE
THE SOBER DRIVER.
ARE YOU OKAY?
ABBY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
( exhales )
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
ABBY.
( whirring )
HEY.
HEY.
I BROUGHT YOU
SOME SOUP.
AWW.
THANK YOU.
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
I FOLLOWED
ONE OF YOUR RECIPES.
YEAH?
IT IS GOOD.
GOOD JOB.
THERE'S LOTS ON THE STOVE
IF YOU WANT SOME MORE,
SO LET ME KNOW.
THANK YOU.
YEAH.
WELL, I GUESS I'M GONNA
GET BACK TO WORK ON THE DECK.
BUT I'LL COME CHECK ON YOU
IN A LITTLE BIT, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY.
( distant siren wailing )
( water running )
( water stops )
( water running )
( water stops )
( drill buzzing )
- HEY.
- HEY.
HOW'S IT COMING
OUT HERE?
IT'S GOOD.
CAN I GET YOU
ANYTHING?
NO, I'M OKAY.
LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU GET HUNGRY.
I'LL--
WE'LL GO GESOME LUNCH.
OKAY?
OKAY.
HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU?
38 WEEKS AND A DAY.
OH, WOW.
SO ANY DAY NOW, HUH?
YES.
( laughs )
IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?
IT'S A BOY.
IT'S OUR FIRST, SO...
- OH, CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU.
- TAKE CARE.
- YEAH, YOU TOO.
( knocks )
HELLO.
HI.
( chuckles )
I BROUGHT WINE.
PERFECT.
COME ON IN.
- TO YOU.
- CHEERS.
I JUST NEED
A COUPLE MORE MINUTES
AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OKAY. TAKE YOUR TIME.
( jazz music playing )
- THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
- ( both laugh )
I'M SO GLAD
YOU SAID THAT.
THIS IS LITERALLY
THE THIRD ATTEMPTHIS WEEK.
AND YOU USED
SHORT-GRAIN RICE.
WELL, IF YOU DON'USE SHORT-GRAIN RICE,
IT JUST DOESN'T WORK.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY
CORRECT.
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE TO ADMII THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
MAKE A JAMBALAYA INSTEAD.
BUT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
DELICIOUS.
JAMBALAYA-- PFFT!
CHILD'S PLAY.
THIS IS PAELLA.
DID YOU KNOW THAT PAELLA
WAS ORIGINALLY MADE
WITH BEANS, RABBIAND SNAILS?
- SNAILS?
- SNAILS.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S TRUE,
BUT I READ ION THE INTERNET.
WELL, THEN
IT MUST BE TRUE.
- THE INTERNET NEVER LIES.
- MM-HMM.
( both laugh )
Will you carry me?
Will you
carry me?
You give me
Sweet melody
Fulfill me
And make me cry...
THANK YOU, SHAUN.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
I--
I'll believe in you
Though I'm not sure
why...
I JUST--
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR NOT SAYING GOODBYE
WHEN I LEFT YOU.
HEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT, OKAY?
YOU'RE HERE NOW.
THAT'S ALL IT MATTERS.
Will you carry me?
Will you
carry me?
I will follow you
I will
follow you...
YEAH, BUT I CAN'T STAY.
THIS TIME
I AM SAYING GOODBYE.
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT HERE
IN FRONT OF ME,
BUT IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOEVEN FUCKING HERE WITH ME
RIGHT NOW.
YOU REALLY NEED TO THINK
BEFORE YOU DO THIS AGAIN.
I'M SO SORRY.
YOU'RE SORRY.
YOU'RE SORRY?
GOODBYE.
( Matt breathing heavily )
COME HERE.
COME HERE.
HEY.
HEY.
YOU KNOW,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACLIKE NOTHING'S HAPPENED.
WHEN WE ARE NOT HELPLESS,
GOD IS HELPLESS.
WHAT?
IT'S SOMETHING MY MOM
SAID TO ME THE OTHER DAY.
HMM.
IT'S--
IT'S ONLY
WHEN WE REALIZE
THAT WE CAN'T HANDLE
EVERYTHING BY OURSELVES,
THAT GOD STEPS IN
TO HELP.
MM.
DO YOU WANT TO TALK
WITH ME ABOUT IT?
NO.
I MEAN, I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TALK ABOUT.
I'M SORRY.
NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOYOUR FAULT EITHER.
- YOU KNOW THAT?
- MM-HMM.
YEAH.
WE CAN MAKE
ANOTHER BABY, OKAY?
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
( sniffling )
YOU KNOW, I DID BREAK
THE WASHING MACHINE.
( laughing )
I KNOW YOU DID.
( folk music playing )
-
WATCH
THE PRETTY ONES GO...
-
( knife chopping )
- IN THEIR FANCY CLOTHES...
- ( food sizzling )
- AND IT'S BEEN DECIDED...
- ( glasses clinking )
-THAT I WON'GO OUT DANCING...
-( people chattering )
TONIGHI'LL GO WALKING
IF THE WEATHER
GETS TOO STRANGE...
-
I MIGHT STOP
BY YOUR HOUSE...
- READY.
- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
AND MOST OF OCTOBER
I HAD TROUBLE
REMEMBERING YOUR NAME...
HOW ARE WE COMING ON THAPASSION FRUIT SAUCE?
IT'S PERFECT.
MAKE TOAST,
I'VE SEEN YOU
TWO TIMES
AND FOR TODAY
I'M GONNA
LET THINGS SHIFT
AND TRY NOT TO GEIN THE WAY
I AGREE WITH YOU
AND I THINK I KNOW
WHAT YOU'D SAY
I DON'T THINK SO
LEAVES COME DOWN
IN DIFFERENT SHADES
A FALL
FOR ONE AND ALL
SO WE CAN SING
SAD SONGS...
( folk music playing )
COMING HOME TO YOU
IS LIKE A SWEET SONG
I SING ALL DAY LONG
AND ALL THE NIGHTHROUGH
THOUGH MY LOVE FOR YOU
IS UNWAVERING
I STILL WONDER
WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING
SNOW MAY FALL
AND BLANKET THE TOWN
BUT I'LL SEE
MY WAY THROUGH
RAIN MAY FALL
FOREVER DOWN
BUT I'M ALWAYS
COMING BACK TO YOU, 'CAUSE
I'VE BEEN TRYING
FOR SO LONG, DARLING
TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO MAKES ME FEEL
THE WAY I DO
WHEN I'M WITH YOU
AND I KNOW
IT'S A HARD ROAD
BUT I'M GONNA
MAKE IT THERE
I'LL MAKE IT THERE
STANDING HERE ALONE,
WAITING FOR YOU
KNOWING NOBODY ELSE
WILL DO
FOR THE RESOF MY LIFE
MAKING PROMISES
AND WE'RE MAKING PLANS
TELLING TRUTHS
WE BOTH UNDERSTAND
I'LL PUT YOUR HAND
IN MINE
ALL THE WORRIES
BLOW AWAY
LET'S TAKE THIS BUS,
LET'S TAKE THIS TRAIN
NO MATTER
WHAT THEY SAY, 'CAUSE
I'VE BEEN TRYING
FOR SO LONG, DARLING
TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO MAKES ME FEEL
THE WAY I DO
WHEN I'M WITH YOU
AND I KNOW
IT'S A HARD ROAD
BUT I'M GONNA
MAKE IT THERE
I'LL MAKE IT THERE
YOU KNOW I COULD
STAY LIKE THIS
FOREVER
AND YOU KNOW
THAT MY LOVE
IS TRUE
AND YOU KNOW
AT THE END
OF STORMY WEATHER
YOU END UP WITH
THE SKY IS BLUE
AND THAT'S WHAI WANT FOR YOU
THAT'S WHAI WANT FOR YOU
I'VE BEEN TRYING
FOR SO LONG, DARLING
TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO MAKES ME FEEL
THE WAY I DO
WHEN I'M WITH YOU
I'VE BEEN TRYING
FOR SO LONG, DARLING
TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO MAKES ME FEEL
THE WAY I DO
WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THAT'S WHAI WANT FOR YOU.
( food sizzling )
( dishes clanking )
( grinding )
( people chattering )
-
( bell dings )
- Woman:
42!
- THANK YOU, 42.
- PLEASE BE GENTLE.
Woman:
I KNOW.
- FREDDIE, YOU GOT MY
YUZU PUREE READY YET?
-ALMOST THERE.
ALL RIGHT.
GUYS, LET'S PICK UP
THE PACE.
( soft rock music playing )
IT'S A LITTLE THICK,
DON'T YOU THINK?
YEAH, BUT MARCEL
WANTS IT THIS WAY.
WH-- NOBODY TELLS ME
ANYTHING ANYMORE.
YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM.
( dishes clatter )
( tone playing )
( phone line ringing )
Female voice:
The party you have dialed
is not available.
( phone beeps )
( footsteps approaching )
BECCA.
HEY.
JESUS, WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, I CUT MYSELF.
Becca:
SHIT.
WHAT ABOUYOUR JOB OFFER?
YEAH, THAT'S
PRETTY MUCH GONE.
THEY'LL JUST HIRE
A NEW HEAD CHEF.
DID YOU CALL MATT?
YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'PICK UP.
I DIDN'T LEAVE A MESSAGE
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANTO FREAK HIM OUT.
HE'S WORKING ON A PROJECDOWN IN IRVINE.
HE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW.
- THEN WHY DON'T YOU COME
STAY AT MY PLACE?
-
NO.
- OKAY, I'LL COME STAY WITH YOU.
-I DON'T NEED-- IT'S FINE.
I'M GOOD.
WHAT IF YOU NEED HELP
WITH SOMETHING?
WHAT AM I GONNA
NEED HELP WITH?
- I DON'T KNOW,
LIKE PICKING YOUR NOSE.
-
REALLY?
I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAWITH THIS.
-
( Becca laughing )
- SEE?
I GOT IT.
I'M GOOD.
- OKAY, THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
- OF COURSE.
( kisses )
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
LET ME KNOW IF I CAN
BRING YOU ANYTHING.
THANKS.
( distant dog barking )
( water running )
( crow cawing )
( rooster crows )
( clucking )
( man on TV )
Fall is the new summer
here in Los Angeles.
Nearly 300 heat-related
deaths already recorded
in Southern California.
Now downtown Los Angeles
recorded a record high
of 113 Monday
as a heatwave continues
to bake California.
Relief from the heat downtown
will arrive Tuesday,
if you call 101
a cool-off.
( woman on TV )
It's so hot that--
I swear to God--
I could fry an egg
on a sidewalk.
( man #2 on TV )
6-0-4-8,
and it really is
that perfect combination--
the beauty
of the stainless steel
on the outside
and the power
of the Thermolon technology
on the inside,
which allows you to cook
a wide variety of food.
( woman on TV )
That's right, Brian.
You can do everything
from your breakfasts
to lunches to dinners,
from omelets to steaks,
with the same set,
-
and all for less than $190.
- HEY.
-
( TV shuts off )
- HEY.
PHEW!
IT IS CRAZY HOOUT THERE.
I KNOW.
WHERE'S YOUR CAR?
I LEFT IT AT WORK.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO YOUR HAND?
I HAD AN ACCIDENIN THE KITCHEN.
IT LOOKS REALLY SERIOUS.
I CHOPPED MY FINGERS.
NO.
YOU CHOPPED THEM OFF?
NO. NO.
ALMOST, BUT NO.
IT'S GONNA TAKE
TWO TO FOUR MONTHS
TO FULLY RECOVER.
( clicks tongue ) OH.
THAT'S AWFUL.
THAT'S AWFUL, HONEY.
I'M SO SORRY.
( clicks tongue ) OH.
COME HERE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
I DID,
BUT IT WENT STRAIGHTO VOICEMAIL.
AND I DIDN'T WANTO LEAVE A MESSAGE
AND WORRY YOU,
'CAUSE I KNEW
YOU WERE BUSY, SO--
ALL RIGHT.
YOU TALK TO THE OWNER?
- YEAH.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAID HE WAS SORRY
AND THAT IT WAS
UNFORTUNATE
AND THAT HE HOPES
I FEEL BETTER.
THEY CAN'T WAIFOR YOU?
NO.
( sighs )
WELL, THEY SHOULD,
THE ASSHOLES.
I'M RELIEVED YOU DIDN'CHOP OFF YOUR FINGERS.
( laughs )
ME TOO.
WELL, I GUESS YOU HAVE
SOME TIME TO YOURSELF NOW.
HMM?
( sighs )
I FINALLY,
FINALLY GOTHE OPPORTUNITY
TO CREATE
MY OWN MENU
AT A BRAND NEW
RESTAURANT,
AND I FUCKING
BLEW IT.
NO, YOU'LL GET A BETTER JOB
AFTER YOU RECOVER,
TRUST ME.
RIGHT NOW YOU JUSHAVE TO RESAND LET THAT FINGER
HEAL, YOU KNOW?
-
HEY, WE COULD
TAKE THAT VACATION.
- I REALLY WANTED THAT JOB.
FUCK.
( soft rock music playing )
( silverware clatters )
Abby:
OKAY, I'M STUFFED.
YOU FINISH IT.
HMM-MM,
MY STOMACH
WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE
IF I HAVE ANOTHER BITE.
LET'S JUST GEA TAKEOUT BOX.
IT'S JUST GONNA END UP
GETTING WASTED
IN THE FRIDGE.
I-- I'LL EAT IT.
NO, YOU WON'T.
YOU DON'T GIVE ME A CHANCE.
YOU THROW IT OUT.
YEAH, BECAUSE AFTER A WEEK
THE SHIT GETS GNARLY.
I DON'T WANT STUFF
ROTTING IN OUR FRIDGE.
I MEAN, I'D RATHER
YOU EAT ONE OF YOUR
MICROWAVE DINNERS.
JUST RELAX, OKAY?
JUST--
( chuckles )
RELAX?
YEAH, OKAY,
I NEARLY CHOPPED OFF
MY FUCKING FINGERS.
I LOST THE GREATEST JOB
OPPORTUNITY I'VE EVER HAD.
NOW ALL I CAN DO
IS SIT AT HOME,
DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING--
WHICH IS LIKE A GODDAMN FURNACE
SINCE YOU HAVE SOMETHING
AGAINST AIR CONDITIONING.
SO EXCUSE ME IF I'M
A LITTLE BIT CRABBY.
- ( clears throat )
- MATT.
I'M JUST GONNA GO
GET A TAKEOUT BOX.
- WHAT?
- I'M KIDDING.
I'LL GO GET THE CHECK.
ABBY.
SHAUN.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M-- I'M GOOD.
YOU?
NOT TOO BAD.
IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND?
YEAH.
SO WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
THESE DAYS?
WELL, ACTUALLY I FINALLY GOMY OWN HAIR SALON.
- REALLY?
WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC.
- YEAH.
- THAT'S GREAT.
CONGRATULATIONS.
-
THANK YOU.
IT'S DOING PRETTY WELL.
IT'S HERE
IN SILVER LAKE.
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
COME BY SOMETIME,
GET A HAIRCUOR SOMETHING.
OH.
YEAH.
OKAY, MAYBE.
WELL, IT WAS GOOD
TO SEE YOU AGAIN, ABBY.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
THANK YOU.
YOU TOO.
OKAY, WE'RE GOOD.
LET'S GO.
YEAH.
( crickets chirping )
( birds chirping )
( drill buzzes )
( drill buzzes )
( drill buzzing )
SO WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING?
YOU KNOW, I'VE WORKED
10 TO 12 HOURS A DAY,
SIX DAYS A WEEK,
FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS,
AND NOW THAT I HAVE
ALL THIS FREE TIME
TO MYSELF,
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA
WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
WHY DON'T YOU AND MATTAKE A VACATION?
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID,
BUT WHERE WOULD WE GO?
CABO, CANCUN.
SOMEWHERE WHERE
IT'S COOLER.
HONESTLY,
HE IS NOT FUN
TO TRAVEL WITH.
HE'S TOO MUCH OF A TOURIST.
IT'S EMBARRASSING,
'CAUSE HE WALKS AROUND
WITH HIS MAPS
AND HIS, LIKE,
TOUR GUIDE BOOK.
AND HE TAKES A PICTURE
EVERY FUCKING FIVE MINUTES.
- I CAN SEE IT.
- LITERALLY EVERY
FIVE MINUTES.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I GO
ON A VACATION,
I WANT TO EATHE LOCAL FOODS
AND DO WHATHE LOCALS DO.
MATT WOULD MUCH RATHER
LEARN HOW TO SURF THAN
GO TO PEARL HARBOR.
I MEAN, WHO THE HELL
GOES TO PEARL HARBOR
ON THEIR HONEYMOON?
( giggles )
- APPARENTLY YOU DO.
- YEAH YEAH, I DID.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SERIOUSLY,
YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO.
WHY DON'T YOU, UM,
I DON'T KNOW,
CHANGE SOMETHING UP?
LIKE MAYBE YOUR HAIR?
WELL, WHAT IS WRONG
WITH MY HAIR?
IT'S JUST IT'S BEEN THE SAME
FOR, LIKE, 15 YEARS.
- ( both laughing )
- WHAT?
IT WAS REALLY CUTE
IN '92.
BUT WE'RE IN A WHOLE
NEW CENTURY.
- WOW.
- COME ON.
GUESS WHO I RAN INTO.
WHO?
SHAUN.
REALLY?
- NO WAY.
-
YEAH.
- WHERE?
-
AT A RESTAURANT.
MATT WENT UP TO GO
TAKE CARE OF THE CHECK,
AND SHAUN WAS SITTING
RIGHT BEHIND ME.
NO SHIT?
YEAH, LIKE, LITERALLY
RIGHT BEHIND ME.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
I MEAN, WE DIDN'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME TO TALK,
BUT I GUESS HE OPENED UP
HIS OWN HAIR SALON
IN SILVER LAKE
FINALLY, SO...
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU COULD GET HIM
TO DO YOUR HAIR
- THAT IS AN OPTION.
- ( both laugh )
MM-HMM.
PROBABLY NOA GOOD IDEA, SO...
HEY, I'M BACK.
( breathing heavily )
HEY. HOW WAS LUNCH?
IT WAS GOOD.
BECCA SAYS HI.
HOW'S THE PATIO COMING?
SO FAR SO GOOD.
- YOU WANT SOME ICE TEA?
- OH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
- OKAY.
- THANKS.
OH, YOUR MOM CALLED.
YEAH?
YEAH, I TOLD HER
ABOUT YOUR ACCIDENT.
( frustratedly )
YOU DID?
YEAH. IS THAT BAD?
WELL, I MEAN,
SHE'S JUST GONNA SAY
THAT IT WAS
MEANT TO BE
AND THAT I'M--
I'M THE ONE THAATTRACTED THE ACCIDENAND I SHOULD HAVE CONNECTED
TO MY HIGHER SELF MORE OFTEN
AND I SHOULD GO
TO INDIA WITH HER.
THAT'S ACTUALLY
PRETTY ACCURATE.
YEAH.
SHE ALSO SAID HER
SCHEDULE'S FREEING UP
AND SHE'D LOVE
TO SEE YOU.
GREAT.
MATT!
MATTHEW!
YEAH?
DO YOU HAVE TO
RUN THE POWER CORD
FROM HERE?
- I'M TRYING
TO DO LAUNDRY.
-UH, HANG ON.
( sighs )
WHAT'S UP?
CAN YOU RUN THAFROM SOMEWHERE ELSE?
OH, THE CORD?
IT'S JUSTHE CLOSEST OUTLET.
YEAH, WELL,
CAN YOU JUST MOVE IT?
SURE.
OKAY, THERE.
OKAY.
( quietly )
SHIT.
( bangs )
IT'S NOT WORKING!
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
- IT'S BROKEN.
( sighs )
HMM.
YEAH, OKAY,
I TRIED THAT.
GREAT.
SO YOU BROKE IT.
ALL I DID WAS
UNPLUG THE POWER CORD.
YEAH, WELL,
IT WAS WORKING FINE
THE LAST TIME I USED IT.
WELL, MAYBE YOU WEREN'USING IT CORRECTLY.
I DON'T KNOW.
ARE YOU JOKING?
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT A WASHING MACHINE?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU DID LAUNDRY?
( chuckles )
I'VE USED IT.
YEAH, WHEN YOU BROKE IT.
I DIDN'T--
JUST CALL SOMEONE
AND GET THEM TO FIX IT.
IT'S OKAY.
YOU CALL SOMEBODY
AND GET THEM TO FIX IT.
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT BROKE IT.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
- JUST CALL--
- YOU'RE RIDICULOUS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DO YOUR OWN FREAKIN' LAUNDRY
FROM NOW ON.
( mutters )
RIDICULOUS.
( distant sirens )
( rock music playing )
Shaun:
ABBY.
HEY.
TWICE IN A WEEK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THAT MEANS?
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
UH, LAUNDRY.
( laughs )
RIGHT.
I LIVE DOWN THE STREET,
REMEMBER?
OH, I--
YEAH, I TOTALLY
FORGOT THAT.
RIGHT.
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
A LAUNDRY MACHINE
AT YOUR PLACE?
UM, WE DO.
IT'S JUST--
IT'S BROKEN.
SONG'S AUTO SHOP IS
RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET,
SO I JUST THOUGHI'D KILL TWO BIRDS
WITH ONE STONE.
WELL, HE IS THE BEST.
YEAH.
ABBY, HOW HAVE YOU
REALLY BEEN?
YOU KNOW,
CAN'T COMPLAIN.
YOU?
GOOD.
( chuckles )
YOU KNOW, I--
I GOTTA BE HONEST,
THOSE FIRST FEW MONTHS
AFTER YOU LEFWERE PRETTY ROUGH.
BUT... NOW I'M AS GOOD
AS CAN BE EXPECTED.
THAT'S GOOD.
ANY KIDS?
UH, NO. YOU?
( chuckles ) NO.
NO, DEFINITELY NOT.
YOUR HUSBAND--
IS HE NICE TO YOU?
YEAH.
YEAH, HE IS.
THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.
-
( buzzer sounds )
- THAT'S ME.
LAUNDRY'S CALLING.
OKAY.
YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE
A BUNCH OF YOUR STUFF
IN MY APARTMENT,
IF YOU WANT TO COME
GET IT SOMETIME.
OH NO, IT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN JUST TOSS IT.
EVEN YOUR CHILDHOOD
PHOTO ALBUM?
WAIT, YOU HAVE THAT?
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THAT FOR YEARS.
YEAH, WELL,
I HAD NO WAY TO GEIN TOUCH WITH YOU.
RIGHT.
UM, WOULD IT BE
ALL RIGHT IF--
IF I COME BY AND
GRAB IT REALLY QUICK?
SURE.
- OKAY.
- YEAH.
OKAY, JUST LET ME
START THE DRYER.
PLEASE.
-
( coins rattle )
- ( beeps )
- THANKS.
- YEAH.
THAT MIGHT BE
THE WORST DRESS EVER MADE.
( both chuckle )
THANK YOU FOR
KEEPING THIS FOR ME.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE?
SHAUN, I DON'T WANTO TALK ABOUT THAT.
WAS IT BECAUSE I DIDN'WANT TO GET MARRIED?
WAS THAT REALLY
SUCH A BIG DEAL?
I JUST...
I COULDN'T WAIT ANYMORE.
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
JUST RUN AWAY.
OKAY.
WE COULD'VE TALKED
ABOUT IT.
WE DID.
WE DID, SHAUN.
WE TALKED ABOUT IA MILLION TIMES,
AND EVERY SINGLE TIME
I JUST ENDED UP
GIVING IN.
AND WHAT DOES IT MATTER
NOW ANYWAY?
IS MARRIED LIFE
EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHIT WAS GONNA BE?
ARE YOU HAPPY?
FOR THE MOST PART,
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I THINK
OF YOU ALL THE TIME,
WHY YOU LEFT WITHOUSAYING ANYTHING--
THAT WAS FUCKED UP.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUSSAY GOODBYE?
BECAUSE I WOULD'VE NEVER
BEEN ABLE TO LEAVE.
I SHOULD GO.
( rock music playing )
( crickets chirping )
( beeps )
WHAT ARE
THE KNIVES FOR?
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
DECORATIVE PURPOSES,
I GUESS.
OKAY.
OH, HONEY, THIS IS
THE PINOT GRIGIO.
OH, SORRY.
I'LL SWITCH IT OUT.
SO WE GOT A PINOT NOIR
OR ZINFANDEL.
SHOULD WE JUST DO
THE ZINFANDEL?
- SURE.
-
IT'S ALREADY OPEN.
THANKS.
( wine pouring )
YOU OKAY?
HMM?
YEAH. WHY?
I DON'T KNOW.
NOTHING.
UH, SALUD.
UH, TO YOUR
NEW PROJECT.
( chuckles )
OKAY.
IT'S JUSA MINOR RENOVATION,
BUT THANKS.
SO HOW LONG IS THAGONNA TAKE?
TWO WEEKS.
BUT I'LL BE BACK
FOR THE WEEKEND.
MM.
MM-HMM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HMM?
THE SPAGHETTI--
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
MM.
IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A LITTLE
UNDERCOOKED.
IT'S
AL DENTE.
( chuckles )
IT'S UNDERCOOKED.
YOU-- YOU THINK SO?
YOU SEE THE RING
IN THE CENTER?
IT'S A LITTLE TOO BIG.
IT'S UNDERCOOKED.
BUT, I MEAN, IT'S FINE.
TASTES-- TASTES GOOD.
YOU PUT CUMIN
AND BLACK OLIVES
IN IT THIS TIME.
WHERE DID YOU GETHAT IDEA?
A RECIPE I FOUND
ON THE INTERNET.
HMM.
YOU LIKE IT?
YEAH.
-
ABBY.
- Abby:
HEY, MOM.
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
HOW ARE YOU?
I'M WELL.
HOW'S YOUR HAND?
OH, IT'S MUCH BETTER NOW.
LOOKS LIKE A WEAPON.
I KNOW. I COULD PROBABLY
HURT SOMEBODY WITH IT.
- Woman: HI.
- Abby: HI.
CAN I START YOU OFF
WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK?
YEAH, I'LL HAVE
AN ICE LATTE, PLEASE.
- OKAY.
-
THANKS.
SO HOW IS EVERYTHING?
WHAT'S NEW?
I HAVE SO MANY STUDENTS NOW,
I'M TEACHING FOUR DAYS A WEEK.
WHAT? THAT'S GREAT.
IT'S NICE TO SEE
THAT THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE
WHO ARE SEEKING HIGHER
STATES OF CONSCIOUSNESS.
YOU SHOULD REALLY
COME JOIN ME NOW THAYOU HAVE MORE TIME.
WELL, I MEAN,
I SHOULD--
I SHOULD PROBABLY STARLOOKING FOR A NEW JOB.
SWEETHEART, DON'T YOU
REALIZE WHAT'S HAPPENING?
YOUR HIGHER SELF IS
ASKING YOU TO SLOW DOWN.
TAKE THE ACCIDENAS AN OPPORTUNITY.
YOU SHOULD NOT BE
THINKING ABOUT WORKING.
YEAH, MOM,
BUT ME NOT WORKING?
UGH.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I GET BORED AND IRRITABLE.
IT'S BEEN REALLY TOUGH
ON MATT.
IF YOU REALLY NEED
A JOB THAT BAD,
I COULD HIRE YOU AS MY
ASSISTANT IN MY CLASS.
YEAH, THAT WOULD
GO EVER WELL.
- HERE YOU GO.
- THANK YOU.
- CAN I GET A STRAW, PLEASE?
- SURE.
- THANKS.
- CAN I GET YOU GUYS
ANYTHING ELSE?
NO, I THINK
WE'RE ALL GOOD.
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
SO I FIGURED
I WOULD JUST GO,
YOU KNOW,
BACK TO MY OLD JOB
UNTIL I FIGURE OUWHAT I WANT TO DO.
YOU DIDN'T LIKE
YOUR OLD JOB.
IT'S A JOB.
YOU KNOW, WE MAKE DECISIONS
BASED ON EITHER LOVE OR FEAR.
YOU REALLY SHOULD CONNECTO YOUR HIGHER SELF
MORE OFTEN.
DO YOU STILL
REMEMBER HOW?
JUST CONCENTRATE
ON THE RHYTHM OF
YOUR BREATH...
AND IMAGINE
THAT THE AIR I INHALE
IS A BLUE STREAM OF LIGHFULL OF LOVE.
YES.
LET THE LIGHT FLOW
TO THE CROWN CHAKRA
AND TO THE THIRD-EYE
CHAKRA.
AND THEN ASK YOUR HIGHER SELF
TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT.
NOW THAT YOU HAVE
SO MUCH TIME OFF,
THERE'S NO EXCUSE
FOR NOT PRACTICING.
OKAY.
AND WHAT ABOUMAKING ME A GRANDMA?
I THINK THIS IS
THE PERFECT TIME.
( chuckles )
WELL, WE'RE TRYING, MOM.
IT'S JUST-- IT'S JUSNOT THAT EASY.
DON'T TRY SO HARD.
SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS HAPPEN
WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT THEM.
THANK YOU.
Abby:
MM.
YOU ALWAYS MAKE
THE BEST COFFEE.
YOU KNOW,
I STILL WISH I COULD
WAKE UP EVERY MORNING
AND SEE YOU
LYING THERE.
WHY DON'T YOU
SPEND THE NIGHT?
STAY WITH ME.
I CAN'T.
MATT ALWAYS CALLS THE HOUSE
WHEN HE'S AWAY.
AND I JUST-- I DON'T WANTO TAKE ANY CHANCES.
YEAH.
SHAUN, I DON'T WANANYBODY TO GET HURT.
SOMEONE ALWAYS
GETS HURT, ABBY.
WHERE DID YOU GO
AFTER YOU LEFT ME?
AUSTIN.
I WENT AND LIVED WITH MY DAD
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS
BEFORE HE PASSED AWAY.
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
HE WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE
ASSHOLE.
HE'S THE REASON
MY MOM GOT INTO ALL HER
SPIRITUAL STUDIES.
HE DROVE HER TO IT.
I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING.
( quiet music playing )
ABBY.
HEY, GUYS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HOW'S THE HAND?
- EH, GETTING BETTER, THANKS.
SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
UH, I JUST STOPPED BY
TO SEE MARCEL.
IS HE AROUND?
- NO, HE'S NOT IN TODAY.
- WHO'S RUNNING THE SHOW?
IT'S-- IT'S ME FOR NOW.
MARCEL'S INTERVIEWING.
THERE'S A NEW GUY NEXT WEEK
THAT'S GONNA TAKE OVER.
OH.
IT'S PROBABLY JUSTEMPORARY, I MEAN...
( chuckles )
YEAH, HE WOULDN'T BE
INTERVIEWING IF IT WAS
TEMPORARY.
ANYWAY, I JUST STOPPED BY
TO DROP OFF THE KEYS,
SO I-- I'LL JUST LEAVE THEM
ON THE DESK IN THE OFFICE.
OKAY.
OH, YOUR KNIFE ROLL
AND OTHER STUFF ARE
IN THERE TOO.
IT'S IN A BOX
ON THE SHELF.
OKAY.
THANKS.
( chattering )
( girl squealing )
THANK YOU.
COME HERE,
LITTLE LADY.
HERE, CHLOE.
I'M NOT THIRSTY.
ARE YOU SURE?
I'M JUST OFFERING.
- I'M NOT THIRSTY.
- OKAY.
YOU WANT YOUR SHELLS?
CHLOE, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
TO THE WATER.
COME BACK A LITTLE BIT.
CHLOE.
JESUS CHRIST.
( Becca sighs )
JEEZ.
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL.
SO WERE YOU.
NOT LIKE HER.
YOU WERE A PYRO.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YES, IT IS.
YOU WERE ALWAYS TRYING
TO SET THINGS ON FIRE.
THAT DOES NOMAKE ME A PYRO.
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT THAT MAKES YOU.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S ALREADY SIX.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S ONLY SIX.
SHE'S SO CUTE.
Becca:
YOU WANT HER?
YOU CAN HAVE HER.
I'M SURE
BRIAN WOULDN'T MIND.
MATT WOULD LOVE IT.
OH, AND YOU WOULDN'T?
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
MM-HMM.
YEAH.
YEAH.
( whispers )
YOU'RE NOT GETTING
ANY YOUNGER.
WHAT?
WOW.
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, MOM.
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE
MY MOTHER RIGHT NOW.
- GOD.
- WELL, MOTHERS ARE
USUALLY RIGHT.
I THINK YOU SHOULD
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
THIS OPPORTUNITY
AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX
AND GET YOURSELF PREGNANT.
I'M FOUR DAYS LATE.
WHAT?
DID YOU TAKE
A PREGNANCY TEST?
- NO.
- WHY NOT?
I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I'M--
I GUESS 'CAUSE I'M
SCARED TO FIND OUT.
WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?
THIS IS GREAT.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
AREN'T YOU EXCITED?
YEAH.
HAVE YOU TOLD MATT?
NO. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I'M PREGNANT YET.
IT'S ONLY BEEN
FOUR DAYS.
COME ON, YOU WERE
ALWAYS REGULAR.
ALL RIGHT,
WHEN YOU GET HOME
TAKE A PREGNANCY TESAND CALL ME RIGHT AWAY.
OKAY?
NO, TAKE TWO.
OKAY? PLEASE.
PLEASE.
- TAKE IT EASY.
- PROMISE. PROMISE.
OKAY, OKAY,
I PROMISE.
I PROMISE.
BECCA. DON'T CRY.
OH MY GOD.
I'M JUST HAPPY.
UM, IT WAS
WORKING FINE
AND THEN MY HUSBAND
UNPLUGGED IT.
AND WHEN HE
PLUGGED IT BACK IN,
IT WOULDN'T START.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU USED IT?
LIKE A WEEK AGO.
DO YOU THINK
HIM UNPLUGGING IHAD ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT?
NO, NOT UNLESS
HE UNPLUGGED IT WHILE
IT WAS STILL RUNNING.
IT'S PROBABLY
A COINCIDENCE.
THIS THING IS REALLY OLD.
- YEAH.
- I MEAN, IT COULD BE
THE MOTOR.
DID YOU NOTICE
ANY WEIRD SOUNDS
LAST TIME YOU USED IT?
NO, NOTHING.
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I'M GONNA DISASSEMBLE IAND DO A QUICK
DIAGNOSIS.
AND THAT SHOULDN'TAKE LONG.
OKAY. THANKS.
( man breathing hard )
WELL, IT WAS
THE OVERLOAD PROTECTOR.
I INSTALLED A NEW ONE.
IT SHOULD BE FINE.
OH, GREAT. OKAY.
AND IF IT FAILS AGAIN
IN THE NEXT 12 DAYS,
JUST GIVE US A CALL.
WE'LL COME DOWN AND DO
ANOTHER DIAGNOSIS,
- NO EXTRA CHARGE.
-
SOUNDS GOOD.
CAN I-- CAN I GET YOU
A WATER OR ANYTHING?
YEAH, A COLD WATER
WOULD BE PERFECT, THANKS.
OKAY.
- HERE YOU GO.
- THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE IT.
UH-HUH.
WHAT DO I OWE YOU?
UH, $120.
OKAY, I LEFT THE PAY-TO
COLUMN BLANK.
- THAT'S FINE.
- FILL THAT OUT.
AND HERE'S
YOUR RECEIPAND OUR CARD.
IF YOU EVER NEED
ANYTHING, LET US KNOW.
- OKAY.
- AND THANK YOU
FOR THE WATER.
THANK YOU.
GOOD LUCK.
THANKS.
( phone ringing )
HEY.
HEY, BABE.
WHAT'S UP?
NOTHING.
HOW'S WORK?
IT'S GOING PRETTY SMOOTH.
WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
THE USUAL.
THE WASHING MACHINE
IS WORKING AGAIN.
OH, YEAH?
YEAH, I HAD
THE REPAIR MAN COME
AND FIX IT TODAY.
OH, GREAT.
WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM?
OVERLOAD PROTECTOR,
WHATEVER THAT IS.
HE REPLACED IT.
HUH. WHAT DID IT COST?
UM, $120.
OH, I DON'T THINK
THAT MACHINE'S EVEN
WORTH $120.
DID YOU ASK
FOR A QUOTE FIRST?
NO.
AWW, BABE,
IF YOU DON'T ASK
FOR A QUOTE,
THESE GUYS WILL
JUST FLEECE YOU.
I'M SORRY,
I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU KNEW THE GOING RATE
ON OVERLOAD PROTECTORS.
WELL, I'M JUST SAYING,
A NEW MACHINE
WOULD HAVE ONLY COSTS US
A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS MORE.
OKAY, WELL, SEE, THIS IS
EXACTLY WHY I ASKED YOU
TO TAKE CARE OF IT.
I DON'T KNOW
ALL THIS STUFF.
I MEAN, YOU--
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT BROKE IT ANYWAY.
( chuckles )
OKAY, YEAH.
UM, IT'S OKAY,
YOU KNOW.
I'VE HAD A LONG DAY.
JUST DO ME A FAVOR
AND ALWAYS GET A QUOTE
BEFORE THEY DO ANYTHING.
ALL RIGHT?
HELLO?
YEAH, OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE HAD A LONG DAY TOO,
SO I'M GONNA--
I'M GONNA GO.
I'LL-- I'LL CALL YOU
IN A LITTLE BIT.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
BYE.
BYE.
( mariachi band playing )
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
YES, PLEASE.
UM, I'LL HAVE--
WE'LL HAVE TWO MARGARITAS
WITH NO SALT, THANK YOU.
ACTUALLY I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE SOME WATER, PLEASE.
OKAY. DO YOU GUYS NEED
A FEW MINUTES?
NO NO,
I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
GOOD, YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT I WANT TOO.
- ( laughs )
- WHAT CAN I GET YOU GUYS?
UM, I'M JUSGONNA HAVE
THE BLUE CORN CHICKEN
ENCHILADAS, PLEASE.
AND I WILL HAVE
THE STEAK FAJITAS,
PLEASE, YEAH?
OH, CAN WE ALSO GESOME GUACAMOLE
FOR THE TABLE?
- SURE.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH YOUR DRINKS.
- GREAT.
I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA GO
FOR THOSE ENCHILADAS.
YEAH, WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN
BACK HERE IN YEARS,
SO I HOPE IT'S AS GOOD
AS I REMEMBER.
WELL, IF I
REMEMBER CORRECTLY,
THOSE ENCHILADAS
TASTED A LOT BETTER
WITH A MARGARITA.
YOU SEEM LIKE YOU COULD
USE ONE RIGHT NOW.
MMM.
( sighs )
WHAT IS IT?
SHAUN, THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
OKAY.
I'M PREGNANT.
( chuckles ) OH.
BOY, THAT'S SOME NEWS.
ONE WATER.
ONE MARGARITA, NO SALT.
YOUR FOOD WILL BE
RIGHT OUT, GUYS.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
I DON'T KNOW.
MY HEAD IS SPINNING.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
HONEY, I'M 38 YEARS OLD.
I'M KEEPING IT.
IS IT MINE?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR IT.
I JUST THOUGHYOU SHOULD KNOW.
NO, I WOULD LOVE
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN
THROUGH ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW?
NO, NOT YET.
I WANTED TO TELL HIM
IN PERSON.
TELL HIM WHAT?
WELL, THE BABY
COULD BE HIS.
BUT IT COULD BE MINE.
BUT HE CAN NEVER
KNOW THAT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ARE YOU--
HE'S MY HUSBAND.
WELL, WHAT IF HE
FINDS OUT?
THEN I'M FUCKED.
ABBY...
IT'S DONE.
I'LL MARRY YOU.
WHAT?
SHAUN, NO.
I'M NOT--
I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO MARRY ME.
WELL, MAYBE ALL THIS
IS A SIGN.
MAYBE-- YOU KNOW, MAYBE
EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED--
IT'S-- WE'RE--
WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
OH.
I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T--
YOU KNOW, JUST...
TRUST ME.
( clattering )
( Abby knocks )
HEY.
HEY.
HOW'S IT COMING
OUT HERE?
OH, IT'S COMING.
YOU GOING
STIR-CRAZY YET?
YEAH, I'M A LITTLE BORED.
YEAH? YOU WANT TO GO
GET SOME ICE CREAM?
YEAH.
YEAH? OKAY.
LET'S DO IT.
YOU KNOW,
I WAS THINKING...
WOULD YOU RATHER
OUR KIDS LOOK
MORE LIKE YOU
OR MORE LIKE ME?
LIKE YOU,
OBVIOUSLY.
WHY?
UM, BECAUSE
YOU'RE GORGEOUS?
( chuckles )
WHY?
NO. WHAT?
WAIT.
REALLY?
( both laugh )
OH MY GOD.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I CAN'T--
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A BABY.
IT'S AMAZING.
( distant sirens wailing )
( jazz music playing )
OKAY. SO?
WHAT DO WE THINK?
IT LOOKS GREAT.
IT LOOKS REALLY GREAT.
YOU-- YOU'VE GOTTEN
REALLY GOOD AT THIS.
WELL, I HAVE A LOOF PRACTICE HERE.
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
DO LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
COME ON, LET'S GO OUAND GRAB SOME DINNER,
HAVE SOME FUN.
UM, I CAN'T.
- ( sighs )
- SO HE'S BACK?
- YEAH.
- WELL, DID YOU TELL HIM THAT--
- YEAH, I DID.
- AND WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE'S REALLY EXCITED.
- WELL, WHEN DO I GETO SEE YOU AGAIN?
- I'LL CALL YOU.
ABBY, I MIGHT BE
THE FATHER OF YOUR CHILD.
YOU CAN'T GIVE ME
YOUR DAMN NUMBER?
SHAUN, WE TALKED
ABOUT THIS.
DON'T DISAPPEAR AGAIN,
ABBY, NOT NOW.
( exhales )
I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
MY HUSBAND LOVES ME,
AND HERE I AM,
HERE WITH YOU.
I CAN'T EVEN
LOOK HIM IN THE EYES.
- I AM SO SORRY.
- IT'S NOT LIKE
WE PLANNED THIS.
YEAH, BUT IT'S WRONG
AND WE BOTH KNOW IT.
LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE
JUST WAIUNTIL WE FIND OUWHO THE FATHER IS?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
LISTEN TO US.
I AM MARRIED.
AND I FEEL LIKE
A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING.
ABBY, JUST WAIT A SECOND.
( sighs )
-
( rooster crows )
- HEY, I'M BACK.
HEY.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE?
- BRAZILIAN BARBECUE.
OH, YOU TOTALLY
READ MY MIND.
- I'M SO HUNGRY. THANKS.
- SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG
AT THE SALON.
THAT'S COOL.
WHAT, YOU DIDN'T MAKE
AN APPOINTMENT?
NO, I DID,
BUT THEY WERE JUSRUNNING BEHIND TODAY.
- WOW, YOU LOOK HOT.
- YOU LIKE IT?
- YEAH.
- THANK YOU.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING.
- WHAT?
- COME HERE.
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT IS IT?
STILL NEEDS
A BIT OF WORK.
IT'S AMAZING.
IT'S AMAZING.
- YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVE IT.
I LOVE IT.
I WAS THINKING WE COULD
PUT A COUPLE OF CHAIRS
OVER THERE
WITH THE CRADLE
BETWEEN.
AND, HEY,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
A NEW GRILL
OVER HERE?
( chuckles )
SOUND LIKE A PLAN?
SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT PLAN.
( piano music playing )
Mother:
SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
ANY NAUSEA, CRAMPING?
Abby:
NO.
Mother:
GOOD FOR YOU.
Abby:
I MEAN, MY BOOBS
ARE ROCK SOLID, BUT--
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEETHE LITTLE ONE.
OH, YOU'VE MADE ME
SO HAPPY.
YOU THINK YOU'LL WORK
AGAIN AT THE RESTAURANT?
OH, THEY'VE ALREADY
REPLACED ME.
YOU'LL FIND
A BETTER PLACE.
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S EASIER
SAID THAN DONE.
IT IS EASY.
THE TRICK IS TO THINK
THAT IT'S SOMETHING
YOU ALREADY HAVE.
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES,
PICTURE THE IDEAL
KITCHEN,
BIG, CLEAN,
THE TEMPERATURE
JUST RIGHT.
YOU'RE MAKING
GREAT FOOD,
ORIGINAL RECIPES,
WILD RECIPES.
YOUR COWORKERS
ALL RESPECT YOU.
CUSTOMERS NEVER
COMPLAIN.
YOU LOVE YOUR JOB
AND YOU'RE VERY
THANKFUL FOR IT.
YOU ALREADY HAVE
ALL OF THIS
AND YOU'RE FULLY ENJOYING
EVERY MOMENT OF IT.
OKAY, BUT I CAN'T WORK
BECAUSE I'M HURT.
AND MY CAREER IS PROBABLY
GONNA COME TO AN END
WITH THE BIRTH
OF THIS CHILD.
SWEETHEART, BE CAREFUL.
WORDS HAVE POWER.
-
MOM.
- WE ARE ONLY CONSCIOUSNESS.
DON'T FALL FOR THE TRICKS
YOUR EGO IS PLAYING.
( cart rattles )
PORK RIBS, BEEF BALLS,
BEEF TRIPE, CHICKEN FEET.
PORK RIBS.
- YOU WANSOME CHICKEN FEET?
- NO.
- ANYTHING ELSE?
- LOBSTER DUMPLINGS, PLEASE.
I DON'T HAVE THAT.
ANOTHER CART.
OKAY.
THE MORE AWAKENED YOU ARE,
THE CLEARER YOU'LL SEE.
THAT'S WHY I ASK YOU
TO ALWAYS STAY CONNECTED
TO YOUR HIGHER SELF.
THERE'S ONLY DOING,
NO DOERS;
ONLY THINKING,
NO THINKERS.
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT YOU,
YOU'RE NOT TALKING
ABOUT WHO YOU ARE,
BECAUSE WHO YOU ARE
IS FAR DEEPER
THAN WHO YOU THINK
YOU ARE.
SELF DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.
IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION.
EINSTEIN CALLS IAN OPTICAL ILLUSION
OF CONSCIOUSNESS.
BARBECUE PORK BUN?
CREAM BUN?
PORK BUN, PLEASE.
DO YOU HAVE
LOBSTER DUMPLINGS?
I HAVE SHRIMP DUMPLING--
BIG DUMPLING.
SHANGHAI-STYLE
DUMPLING?
- WHAT'S IN THEM?
- PORK.
JUST PORK, THAT'S IT?
VERY JUICY,
VERY POPULAR,
VERY GOOD.
OKAY, I'LL TRY SOME.
THAT'S A LOT OF PORK.
YOU SAY THAT OUR THOUGHTS
CREATE OUR REALITY, RIGHT?
WELL, WE ARE SITTING
AT A TABLE FULL OF PORK,
AND YET YOU STILL HAVEN'MANAGED TO MANIFESA SINGLE
LOBSTER DUMPLING.
I'M DISAPPOINTED.
WHY DON'T YOU
APPLY MY ADVICE INSTEAD
OF MAKING FUN OF ME?
I'M NOT MAKING FUN
OF YOU.
YES, YOU WERE.
OKAY, I WAS.
I'M TRYING TO HELP.
UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAYOU ARE NOT YOUR MIND
AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL
WHAT COMES FROM YOUR MIND,
YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SUFFER
AND FEEL HELPLESS.
AMMA BHAGWAN SAID,
"IF YOU ARE NOT HELPLESS,
GOD IS HELPLESS."
DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO
IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD,
BUT YOU SHOULD FEEL
AT EASE ON THE INSIDE.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
CAN WE JUST FOR ONCE
HAVE A NORMAL
CONVERSATION?
JESUS. I MEAN,
WHOSE MOM
TALKS ABOUT CONSCIOUSNESS
AND CHAKRAS ALL THE TIME?
CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME,
"YOU KNOW WHAT? CHEER UP,"
OR, "EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE OKAY, HONEY.
DON'T WORRY,"
YOU KNOW, STUFF LIKE THAT,
NORMAL MOM STUFF?
ABBY.
HEY, LADY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- OH MY GOD,
YOU'VE CUT YOUR HAIR.
- YEAH.
- IT LOOKS GREAT.
- THANKS.
- WHERE'D YOU GET IT DONE?
- UH, ECHO PARK.
- YOU WANT SOME ICE TEA?
- WHAT WAS THE PLACE CALLED?
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
SOME RANDOM PLACE
I JUST WALKED INTO.
I ALSO HAVE LEMONADE,
SO I'LL MAKE US
SOME ARNOLD PALMERS?
YEAH, SURE.
UM, SO I BROUGHT YOU
SOME BOOKS.
UH...
"ROOKIES' MOM
SURVIVAL GUIDE."
- I THINK
YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.
-
THANKS.
AND JUSSOME CLOTHES.
OH, LOOK AT THIS--
A LITTLE BABY KIMONO.
- ISN'T THAT ADORABLE?
-
THAT IS SO CUTE.
AND THERE'S A LITTLE
MATCHING HAT.
OH, YOU KNOW,
I FORGOT THE STROLLER.
WELL, I MEAN,
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO GET RID OF
THAT FANCY STROLLER?
I MEAN, WHAT IF CHLOE HAS
A YOUNGER SISTER SOMEDAY?
HM-MMM, ONE IS MORE THAN
ENOUGH FOR ME.
( giggles )
MAN, IT IS SO HOT.
YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
COOLER OUTSIDE
THAN IT IS INSIDE,
BECAUSE MATT DOESN'BELIEVE IN A.C.
HE PROMISED THAHE WOULD INSTALL ONE
NOW THAT I'M PREGNANT, SO--
- THANK GOD.
- I KNOW.
- DID YOU SEE THE CRADLE?
- YES.
- HE MADE IT BY HAND.
- THAT IS REALLY SWEET.
I KNOW.
OH, CHLOE WANTED ME
TO GIVE YOU THIS.
- IT'S HER LITTLE PONY.
- OH, LOOK.
AT FIRST SHE DIDN'T WANTO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY,
BUT WHEN I TOLD HER IT WAS
FOR AUNT ABBY'S BABY,
- YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?
- WHAT?
- "OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SO?"
- SASSY.
AND SHE, LIKE,
WALKED INTO HER ROOM
AND CAME OUT WITH THAT.
- TELL HER I SAID THANK YOU.
- I WILL.
AND A LITTLE FROG.
- SHE MADE THIS?
- SHE DID.
CUTE.
AND THEN THIS.
- WHAT IS IT?
- WELL, SHE KNOWS
YOU'RE A CHEF,
SO SHE DREW A SLICE OF PIZZA
WITH CHEESEBURGER TOPPINGS.
WOW, THAT KID KNOWS
HOW TO ENJOY LIFE.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR ALL THIS STUFF.
YOU PROBABLY SAVED ME
A TON OF MONEY.
DON'T MENTION IT.
YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN JUST TAKE ME
TO A FANCY LUNCH...
- NOT A PROBLEM.
- ...WHERE I CAN HAVE WINE,
MAYBE TWO GLASSES.
AND YOU CAN BE
THE SOBER DRIVER.
ARE YOU OKAY?
ABBY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
( exhales )
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
ABBY.
( whirring )
HEY.
HEY.
I BROUGHT YOU
SOME SOUP.
AWW.
THANK YOU.
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
I FOLLOWED
ONE OF YOUR RECIPES.
YEAH?
IT IS GOOD.
GOOD JOB.
THERE'S LOTS ON THE STOVE
IF YOU WANT SOME MORE,
SO LET ME KNOW.
THANK YOU.
YEAH.
WELL, I GUESS I'M GONNA
GET BACK TO WORK ON THE DECK.
BUT I'LL COME CHECK ON YOU
IN A LITTLE BIT, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY.
( distant siren wailing )
( water running )
( water stops )
( water running )
( water stops )
( drill buzzing )
- HEY.
- HEY.
HOW'S IT COMING
OUT HERE?
IT'S GOOD.
CAN I GET YOU
ANYTHING?
NO, I'M OKAY.
LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU GET HUNGRY.
I'LL--
WE'LL GO GESOME LUNCH.
OKAY?
OKAY.
HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU?
38 WEEKS AND A DAY.
OH, WOW.
SO ANY DAY NOW, HUH?
YES.
( laughs )
IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?
IT'S A BOY.
IT'S OUR FIRST, SO...
- OH, CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU.
- TAKE CARE.
- YEAH, YOU TOO.
( knocks )
HELLO.
HI.
( chuckles )
I BROUGHT WINE.
PERFECT.
COME ON IN.
- TO YOU.
- CHEERS.
I JUST NEED
A COUPLE MORE MINUTES
AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OKAY. TAKE YOUR TIME.
( jazz music playing )
- THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
- ( both laugh )
I'M SO GLAD
YOU SAID THAT.
THIS IS LITERALLY
THE THIRD ATTEMPTHIS WEEK.
AND YOU USED
SHORT-GRAIN RICE.
WELL, IF YOU DON'USE SHORT-GRAIN RICE,
IT JUST DOESN'T WORK.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY
CORRECT.
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE TO ADMII THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
MAKE A JAMBALAYA INSTEAD.
BUT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
DELICIOUS.
JAMBALAYA-- PFFT!
CHILD'S PLAY.
THIS IS PAELLA.
DID YOU KNOW THAT PAELLA
WAS ORIGINALLY MADE
WITH BEANS, RABBIAND SNAILS?
- SNAILS?
- SNAILS.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S TRUE,
BUT I READ ION THE INTERNET.
WELL, THEN
IT MUST BE TRUE.
- THE INTERNET NEVER LIES.
- MM-HMM.
( both laugh )
Will you carry me?
Will you
carry me?
You give me
Sweet melody
Fulfill me
And make me cry...
THANK YOU, SHAUN.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
I--
I'll believe in you
Though I'm not sure
why...
I JUST--
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR NOT SAYING GOODBYE
WHEN I LEFT YOU.
HEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT, OKAY?
YOU'RE HERE NOW.
THAT'S ALL IT MATTERS.
Will you carry me?
Will you
carry me?
I will follow you
I will
follow you...
YEAH, BUT I CAN'T STAY.
THIS TIME
I AM SAYING GOODBYE.
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT HERE
IN FRONT OF ME,
BUT IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOEVEN FUCKING HERE WITH ME
RIGHT NOW.
YOU REALLY NEED TO THINK
BEFORE YOU DO THIS AGAIN.
I'M SO SORRY.
YOU'RE SORRY.
YOU'RE SORRY?
GOODBYE.
( Matt breathing heavily )
COME HERE.
COME HERE.
HEY.
HEY.
YOU KNOW,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACLIKE NOTHING'S HAPPENED.
WHEN WE ARE NOT HELPLESS,
GOD IS HELPLESS.
WHAT?
IT'S SOMETHING MY MOM
SAID TO ME THE OTHER DAY.
HMM.
IT'S--
IT'S ONLY
WHEN WE REALIZE
THAT WE CAN'T HANDLE
EVERYTHING BY OURSELVES,
THAT GOD STEPS IN
TO HELP.
MM.
DO YOU WANT TO TALK
WITH ME ABOUT IT?
NO.
I MEAN, I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TALK ABOUT.
I'M SORRY.
NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOYOUR FAULT EITHER.
- YOU KNOW THAT?
- MM-HMM.
YEAH.
WE CAN MAKE
ANOTHER BABY, OKAY?
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
( sniffling )
YOU KNOW, I DID BREAK
THE WASHING MACHINE.
( laughing )
I KNOW YOU DID.
( folk music playing )
-
WATCH
THE PRETTY ONES GO...
-
( knife chopping )
- IN THEIR FANCY CLOTHES...
- ( food sizzling )
- AND IT'S BEEN DECIDED...
- ( glasses clinking )
-THAT I WON'GO OUT DANCING...
-( people chattering )
TONIGHI'LL GO WALKING
IF THE WEATHER
GETS TOO STRANGE...
-
I MIGHT STOP
BY YOUR HOUSE...
- READY.
- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
AND MOST OF OCTOBER
I HAD TROUBLE
REMEMBERING YOUR NAME...
HOW ARE WE COMING ON THAPASSION FRUIT SAUCE?
IT'S PERFECT.
MAKE TOAST,
I'VE SEEN YOU
TWO TIMES
AND FOR TODAY
I'M GONNA
LET THINGS SHIFT
AND TRY NOT TO GEIN THE WAY
I AGREE WITH YOU
AND I THINK I KNOW
WHAT YOU'D SAY
I DON'T THINK SO
LEAVES COME DOWN
IN DIFFERENT SHADES
A FALL
FOR ONE AND ALL
SO WE CAN SING
SAD SONGS...
( folk music playing )
COMING HOME TO YOU
IS LIKE A SWEET SONG
I SING ALL DAY LONG
AND ALL THE NIGHTHROUGH
THOUGH MY LOVE FOR YOU
IS UNWAVERING
I STILL WONDER
WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING
SNOW MAY FALL
AND BLANKET THE TOWN
BUT I'LL SEE
MY WAY THROUGH
RAIN MAY FALL
FOREVER DOWN
BUT I'M ALWAYS
COMING BACK TO YOU, 'CAUSE
I'VE BEEN TRYING
FOR SO LONG, DARLING
TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO MAKES ME FEEL
THE WAY I DO
WHEN I'M WITH YOU
AND I KNOW
IT'S A HARD ROAD
BUT I'M GONNA
MAKE IT THERE
I'LL MAKE IT THERE
STANDING HERE ALONE,
WAITING FOR YOU
KNOWING NOBODY ELSE
WILL DO
FOR THE RESOF MY LIFE
MAKING PROMISES
AND WE'RE MAKING PLANS
TELLING TRUTHS
WE BOTH UNDERSTAND
I'LL PUT YOUR HAND
IN MINE
ALL THE WORRIES
BLOW AWAY
LET'S TAKE THIS BUS,
LET'S TAKE THIS TRAIN
NO MATTER
WHAT THEY SAY, 'CAUSE
I'VE BEEN TRYING
FOR SO LONG, DARLING
TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO MAKES ME FEEL
THE WAY I DO
WHEN I'M WITH YOU
AND I KNOW
IT'S A HARD ROAD
BUT I'M GONNA
MAKE IT THERE
I'LL MAKE IT THERE
YOU KNOW I COULD
STAY LIKE THIS
FOREVER
AND YOU KNOW
THAT MY LOVE
IS TRUE
AND YOU KNOW
AT THE END
OF STORMY WEATHER
YOU END UP WITH
THE SKY IS BLUE
AND THAT'S WHAI WANT FOR YOU
THAT'S WHAI WANT FOR YOU
I'VE BEEN TRYING
FOR SO LONG, DARLING
TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO MAKES ME FEEL
THE WAY I DO
WHEN I'M WITH YOU
I'VE BEEN TRYING
FOR SO LONG, DARLING
TO FIND SOMEONE
WHO MAKES ME FEEL
THE WAY I DO
WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THAT'S WHAI WANT FOR YOU.