Mister Green (2024) Movie Script
San Gennaro
you must explain why this misfortune
to me of all people.
Am I not a good Christian?
I come to Mass every Sunday
in the evening before I go to sleep I
say a Hail Mary and an Our Father
This morning I picked up the very
cloths that
had finally dried.
I went to Ciro's room and put
things in his nightstand.
And you can't
even imagine what I found.
Here it is!
San Gennaro
But why me?
That Ciro at heart is a good boy
Please, San Gennaro, help me.
Please!
Please!
Please!
Paolo
now that you're going to Rome, make
sure you do good things
The helmet!
Come on, but it's 30 meters.
The helmet.
But I did the shampoo as well.
The helmet you have to wear the helmet.
You know I don't want you to
go up without a helmet. It's dangerous,
I get anxious
you have to put on the helmet.
And next time, also the seat belt.
I didn't say I don't love you anymore.
Giorgio, the truth is that you are too
little jealous. In fact, you are not
jealous at all
Yesterday on social media I posted a
photograph in a swimsuit and you didn't
say anything to me. Last night I went
out in
a miniskirt. You didn't say
anything to me.
That is, I don't seem to ask you for
much. A slap, now and then.
Can I have a slap now and then, please.
I mean it doesn't seem
too much, it seems too much to me.
Guys anyway my father was right it
takes saints in heaven and also on
earth
you know me saints, I don't really keep
any.
What does this mean?
It means I am not recommended enough.
These are commonplaces, you don't need
recommendations.
But I'm sorry, what is that supposed to
mean?
That if you have good ideas, you don't
need saints.
So my short would not be interesting?
Paolo, I don't know what to tell you,
but I didn't understand it.
But who do you want to understand you,
that when we in
Naples were capital, you in Veneto were
still in the middle of the swamps.
Your short film?
Brilliant!
Did you see who really understands
art?
Anyway guys, now I don't know what to
do with
my life. One year I don'
t know what to do, I
didn't get into the center.
Can you always get a job?
In fact they say it helps even
better to be an artist.
That's fine but to work, pay and die
there's always time
for now I'm supporting my father, for
five years
Nothing forbids you to work anyway eh
then about not having shit to do, you can
always take an example from Aran who is great
Oh oh don't you dare eh
because I came to Italy to make a new
life
in Istanbul I was just doing joints and
playing
PlayStation and now you spend the day
smoking and playing PlayStation
not shit has changed it seems to me
I came to
make a new life Eh make a
new life. that'
s fine Aran. Let
me have a couple of puffs
too may be... I relax
a little, I feel lighter.
Blessed are you who don't have shit to
do
I work all day
trying to afford a mortgage.
Sorry, Davide, but exactly what do you
do for a living?
I haven't figured it out yet.
I work for a company that does market
research Do
you work for a call center?
No, it's not a call center
We do
market research to
understand consumer tastes
Excuse me, but do you call
people and ask the questions?
It's not a call center. Then I
structure
detailed research. I make
a dossier based on
social class, other factors.
Excuse me, Davide, what's wrong with
working for a call center?
It's a decent job!
There is nothing wrong with working for
a call
center but I don't work for a call
center.
Excuse me, have two shots
maybe relax a little
No, I'm working.
Excuse me.
Aran
anyway this stuff is really good.
Yes yes you can taste it in your mouth.
It's exaggerated, I mean it leaves
a sweet taste in your mouth.
It tastes like...
It's like a puff pastry.
Yeah, yeah.
And on the sfogliatella
I'm leaving, which by the way with all
this
secondhand smoke I'm
getting too.
It looks like puff pastry, yeah.
And we disturb him because he's working
call center, you have to say.
It's not a fucking call center.
All right!
Aran.
Do you want to play a game?
Yeah, yeah.
Guys, it's nine o'clock. You guys still
here?
Aaaaaaah! I have to go to the
Aran dealer, but can I come too?
Yes, yes, hurry up, hurry up!
Aran...
let me understand, you have the drug
dealer
standing next to the staircase of our
house
Not drug dealer, Paolo.
Mr. Green!
Okay?
Respect.
Word?
Totti.
Don't give compliments.
You don't sit down?
What are you doing standing up. Sit
down.
No! no I...
Sit down.
So what do you need?
I didn't understand, what did you say?
50. The one we smoked today.
The magic a, mister.
The magic a?
It's strong stuff, it's a rare
commodity
isn't it?
I give it to you now...
Come on magic a, always!
Where the fuck is it?
Ah, here!
Keep
Aran...
I have to tell you something that
maybe...
you go displace a little,
I made a decision.
I'm not dealing anymore.
I'm changing my life, it's not for me.
I fell in love with a
woman in Brazil.
All right, ci?
No, yes, yes. Everything... But so you
leaving, Mr. Green?
Yes, met him on the
Internet, amazing girl.
Think she said before making love, she
want to get married, think serious person
crazy woman.
Not like those of you.
After the first time already...
have sex
And you don't have a contact for Aran?
I have no contact, I have nothing.
Do you want to see my future wife?
Do you want to see her?
Do you want to?
Yes, yes, we are here.
Are you afraid?
No.
Tell me, tell me the tell me, do I
scare you?
No, no, that's scary. In fact, you
remind me
a little bit of my father as well.
What do you mean? that I'm old?
No, absolutely
Do I look old to you?
No, not at all, no.
Here she is...
Beautiful, what's her name?
Fernanda is her name.
She looks more like Fernando than
Fernanda to me.
Huh?
No, she's beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful.
I think she has a surprise under there.
What?
No, I'm saying that love is a
surprise. I mean,
it comes when one least expects it.
You're right. How much I like it
You're absolutely right
Whatever. I'm going to the can.
I'll take it all.
In my opinion it was really a man.
Oh, I have a birthmark... bestial
That uvula...
I look at the pictures, and you make me
want so much...
Come on and come onii...
Come on, let it go
Where does he keep it? where does he
keep it?
Aran...
Gotta see us, gotta make love
Aran, what are you doing?
Are you okay?
Yeah good...
They fucked up here...
Listen.
What the fuck did you do, it was mom's
But I didn't see it.
She died last week, you jerk.
I didn't see it.
You have two breasts...
I want things a little weird.
You get a little sheepish, you like
that?
Love, yes I got it love
love, my dicks, love.
What the fuck is that?
Look, oh. I'm horny as a hyena.
I swear, we do things...
I'll roll you up in a sock.
My mother's ash-laying?
It's okay, she always gave me shit
anyway
Look... look... no
No, no, ma'am. Out of 400 euro
pension forecast, 100 euro accumulation
plan is a lot.
Your husband?
Aran Aran, you need to calm down,
you're not well...
Guys, the garbage...
Oh, shit, the garbage.
But yes, of course.
Yes, yes.
Aran!
Oh, oh, oh! You I didn't realize this
is the end
Look, what I found!
Guys, no bullshit!
Come on!
No, I said no.
I said no.
All right, no!
No, no!
Take care.
No.
No.
Yes, sorry, ma'am, here I am...
Oh, Aran!
She's sleeping... read, read
Step one!
Germination!
To make the seed take root
you have to take a piece of blotting
paper and moisten
it put the seeds inside and keep them
indoors
and in the dark at a temperature
between 19 and 20 degrees
wait 3 to 5 days and check if the seeds
have started to take root
Aran! What is it that is not clear to you.
Three days must pass, it's only been 10 hours
Still, nothing!
You need to stop opening these dishes!
You broke your balls
Guys, two dishes are missing! Have you
by any chance seen them?
No.
The rule is...
no light a lot of moisture
If you keep opening these fucking
dishes
there will be no moisture is a lot of
light
still no Paul!
Are you okay?
Yes.
Sure.
Yet... we did everything right
Aran, but what is it that you don't
understand? You don't have to open
these fucking dishes.
Do you want to be smoking this stuff in
10 years?
Guys, do you really think you're
fucking with me?
Anyway, under the bed is no good.
And where?
In the dark, indoors, in the closet.
Put them in the closet...
Go...
Be sure to let me do the talking, so I
can explain better!
Yes, yes...
Hi,
where can we get pots and soil
for plants?
I'll do the talking.
Where can we find
pots and soil for plants?
We!
Aho!
What are you Czech?
They are at the entrance on the right
Hi! Caesar
Bella! Fatty
How are you
? I'm breaking my balls...
I'm so...
Eh
Yes!...yes
The pots!
Hi.
Where can I
get plastic cups and plates
to eat?
You could have said you were friends!
What?
He speaks Italian better than you and
me!
Eh, you say don't talk, I don't talk.
How many pots should I take?
Take 10.
I'll take the soil.
Yes.
Taken?
Regazzi! But what are you going to do
with all this stuff? The bombs?
No no what Bombs...
The tomatoes!
Come on I was just kidding! It's 30 and
Geez!
That's little.
Do you want the bags?
No, no, for goodness sake
let's carry by hand.
I think he understood!
No, no, that he understood.
He understood! He understood.
A long time ago, in a different Palermo...
Paris was born
Dad, when I grow up, I want
to be a cabaret performer.
No, you will be a goalkeeper
like everyone else in the family.
Paride decided to leave for the north.
What the fuck are you doing?
I said in the house no.
And then where do you keep them?
Eh, here, with the light from the
window.
No, in front of the window no.
We get caught.
No, I know, maybe you take...
a greenhouse of lamps.
What the fuck are you, Piero Angela?
Eh... you need an expert, someone who
can understand.
No, guys, the thing
at least doesn't have to go out this
way.
Do you know anyone who can help us out?
No.
Let's look on the internet.
All right, the internet is better.
Oh take care...
it doesn't have to go out this way...
Hi!
Delivery from graf to crow your growing
partner
Hush there are neighbors.
Growing tomatoes...
Aran!
Aran... the grow boxes and lamps have
arrived
Will you stop yelling I'm working
anyway he's sleeping
Alright...
I'll do it myself!
Nice!
Bravo... but you could have woken me
up, couldn't you?
I was giving you a hand, too.
Read that's better.
At least do something
eh I take the Italian exam, I read
you don't know how to read?
Do you have something to say back?
No, no.
I called you twice, you didn't come.
Eh, alright, I'm here now.
Read!
To read.
Step two, all right, plant the seeds.
That's right.
Am I reading right? Yes!
So once the seeds have taken
root, you have to plant them about an
inch deep.
All right, then, pot. Seed.
One centimeter, right?
Yes. Eh, oh, oh,
with love. You have to do it with love
What do you mean with love? With love
, he says it, with love. with love..
.
With love.
Tonight I take you out to dinner
then yes go to movie
Yes. Yes, nice, yes. Step three...
hours of light, seeds to start growing,
need 18 hours of light
and 6 hours of dark.
So, perfect. 18 hours, you watch
six hours I control.
Let's say I always watch at this point
Exactly.
24 hours
Guys,
the lights are programmable.
I don't understand why he didn't help
us
from the beginning, he said it without
one didn't waste all this time
Ah see
We're done arguing!
So we don't control, neither you nor
I...
no, they are programmable.
How?
The guy comes, says they're
programmable.
And he goes fuck off...
Aran the seedlings have sprouted... Aran
fucking rape you...
What the fuck are you yelling?
Ah sorry the call center...
It's not a call center.
Guys, any chance you'd like to
accompany me to see a house?
Eh, I'll come.
Davide, will you buy me underwear?
Davide.
From.
Ah! Here's the apartment, guys.
You'll see, now what a treat.
Eh
What do you say? Do you like it?
Now... you don't see it that way, eh?
Here I'd make a nice kitchen
overlooking the square.
Here we are in the center of Rome.
And well... Here is also a pretty airy
apartment
circulates well air
on this other side instead I would make
a nice I-shaped sofa, a day-night area
with a nice central partition that
divides us from the bathroom
there a nice tub that you come back in
the evening
anyway the connections are already
there
Eh you have to understand are these
connections legal...
come with me, come and see
come and see the highlight of this
house
look at that terrace, watch the wire.
Eh?
Watch out for the wires. Do you like
it?
Nice, huh?
Here yes it bothers you the wind
you have this dancing wisp
here we open everything here
we widen we make an attic thing
a nice bedroom, huh?
Yes, yes, nice, but I think between
permits and everything,
I mean, it costs a lot.
The permits, which are permits?
What are permits?
Here the next remission we're going
to register everything, the permits.
Yes, the problem is that it's
expensive.
In my opinion it takes a minimum of
40,000 euros, for sure.
And who told you that?
Excuse me, I don't want to be a
precise northerner, but
in my opinion it's illegal.
But legal, illegal, you have to
understand.
Certainly it's expensive.
Listen to him.
What the fuck do you know?
My father is a lawyer.
Father is a lawyer.
Anyway look, maybe send me the
floor plan, but I'm not that
interested.
The floor plan? But are you sure?
Yes, sure, yes.
Yes, but I don't know if you see or
not? But are you seeing this terrace?
Look where you look out.
Look at the dishes in front of you
But do you feel the air
Look at that dome there
Do you see the little angels? In the morning
when you wake up with the little angels like this
Look, I understand everything
however I'm looking for something a
little more
extensive A little more extensive?
But sorry out of curiosity.
How much is the demand for the
property?
But it's 150,000,000, guys
150,000,000 negotiable.
She's an old lady you have to leave
her. I'll take care of it then...
I don't understand it's 150,000,000, for
this shithole that doesn't even have a toilet?
This shithole? It's a favor
but you're not right in the head
But how is it possible to sell
something like this
I thank you we feel
Paolo, let's go.
We'll hear from you?
I'll call you.
Are you Italian?
Will you call me?
Yes we'll be in touch.
You call me, eh
Davide, hurry up. That we go home.
Home a right for everyone.
This fucking cell phone...
Oh, sister.
All right.
No, no, no, no.
Of course I'm glad.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
Guys!
Guys! We're in deep shit.
My sisters asked me to be
hosted for two days.
We have to make it all go away.
But sorry, you can't tell her to sleep
somewhere else.
You don't understand, she's already on
the train.
Eh, all right, come on.
You take the plants over
there, bring them over here, close the
door two days and that's it.
No, sorry, what
do we do with the cultivation?
Eh, we lock ourselves in the room two
days to
be gardeners. What do we have to do?
I mean, I in my house have to lock
myself in
a room, I can't experience the rest of
the house, because
a person has to come.
This is not normal, huh.
I am not the one who started
growing marijuana in the house.
I in Turkey was two weeks locked
in the room. For play station
tournament.
Fine, do whatever the fuck you want, as
long as
my sisters don't see the seedlings.
Take care.
Come on, that will be our vacation.
All right.
Let's go move everything. Give me a
hand.
Give me a hand.
Give me a hand, I said.
Yes, yes, yes.
Weren't you only supposed to stay two
days?
Yes, I brought
the essentials. Is that a problem?
No, no.
Here we are.
Well, I'll go
and unpack then.
Look, my room is down there.
They just came in.
Take Erdogan.
Aran, do you want to stay still?
Ah, it's just us.
My roommates are not here.
All right.
Just stay still.
Eh come on...
This is our vacation.
But what a vacation.
Don't worry, don't worry
But you can't smoke. Give me that.
You can't smoke.
Davide, is this your room?
But it's a hole. How can you live here?
Davide, you're 34 years old,
still living with roommates.
Give me the joint.
You can't smoke.
Give me the joint.
You can't smoke.
Why?
They can smell it.
Shut up. Be still.
David. Why don't you
get a serious job?
I have a serious job.
But the call center?
That's not a serious job, come on.
You too with this call center thing
is not a call center.
Look, let's change the subject.
There's a pharmacy near here. Because I
need to
get an intimate cleanser, but
looking around a little bit, I think
you don't have it at home.
Hold still.
I already have to pee.
You can't go to the bathroom.
Why can't I go?
Because they see you.
And I pee my pants?
Yes.
Stay still.
I'll walk you.
All right? Let's go
Go, go. You first.
So you can't smoke?
No.
Nice fucking vacation.
Are you dumb?
Then we're going out!
Yes, but why are you shouting?
It's a game, I enjoy doing it.
Ah. Okay.
Go, go, go.
We're going out!
Being with kids is not
so good for you, huh?
Go, go, go.
Oh, they just got out. I'm going out
I'm going to pee
take care.
Stay still don't move, be quiet. Do you
understand?
We are going back in!
We forgot the ATM.
Stop it, you sound crazy.
I'll go and get it.
No, but you don't know where. I'll go.
How the fuck are you guys hiding?
Got it.
Who are you talking to?
Habit.
David. You are to go live alone.
Do you understand?
As soon as possible.
Maybe, if they take my mortgage.
Go.
Let's go.
We are succeeding.
Again!
Come on, I'm having
fun. it's fun, isn't it? Let's go out!
Are you smoking?
Are you smoking?
I'm not smoking.
Aran, look, I can't take it anymore.
I have to go pee.
Then I do the joint.
No, you can't smoke it.
Then these smell.
Then you don't pee.
What does peeing have to do with the
joint?
They smell the smell. Please. I can't
take it anymore.
I'm going to pee my pants. You can wait
a minute.
No.
Why?
Because I want to smoke a joint.
You can't smoke it. Then they smell it.
Wait a minute, stay here quietly.
Check, that they don't see us.
I was in Turkey for two days
without...
Yes, yes, you said it, without
peeing, but here
we are not in Turkey, we
are in Rome.
Yes, but the bladder, it's the bladder.
Please take it easy for a second.
I'm peeing my pants, okay? Just take it
easy.
Stay here, just a minute.
Thank you for the hospitality.
Not at all, I'm just sorry about the
condition of the house.
Not at all, not at all. Look, I almost
wish I could have met your roommates.
Maybe next time?
No, there won't be a next time.
Instead, this night, when I went to
the bathroom, I saw very strange
lights, I heard sounds from the room.
A reptile house.
My roommates' reptile house.
Ah, but what if they have been missing
for a week?
Don't snakes die?
But no, that they don't die. Snakes
can live even two, three weeks
without eating. Then there are lights
that go on and off to give them
biorhythms, I would have seen that one.
Okay, so I'll see you up there.
I'll see you up there.
Okay.
So soon then.
Bye.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're a pervert. You're
Sssssh.
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
What the fuck are you yelling about!
But why do you come dressed like that
in the early
morning while one is sleeping?
They need to be watered, these plants.
And then these pots, they're too small.
They need to be changed.
All right, and we'll go.
Aran and I will go.
Aran.
Aran.
You blocked him. Did you see that?
What the fuck does that have to do with
me?
But aren't we going too far?
No, no, no.
Achilles
, you can't sleep. Do you suffer from
insomnia?
You've tried them all.
Xanax, melatonin, chamomile tea...
yet you still can't sleep.
I have just the solution for you.
Marijuana
One moment.
With this, you'll be able to sleep.
Bianca.
Hey!
Bianca, I'm here.
Are you on your period?
Do you feel the endometrium falling
apart?
I have just the solution for you.
Marijuana
With this, you'll feel better.
You don't have shit to do from morning
till night.
Shit to do.
Get in the fourth row.
There it is, there's the Smart car.
The
shitty Smart car! The
shitty Smart, this is
shitty Smart...
A fucking seat.
You're welcome, you fuckers...
You smell like shit... inside this
city.
Fuck you, you pieces of shit
All of you must die!
Oh, Adriano!
Who is it?
I'm talking to you!
Yes, you of all people.
Are you angry?
Do you suffer from stress because you
can never find parking in Rome?
Exactly, yes.
But I have the solution for you.
Marijuana
How do I light it?
Here it is.
What an organization...
What's coming out?
It's coming out!
Ah great... it's coming out.
Knock it off!
Who the fuck are you calling?
Technical support.
Call! Call!
Don't call, no one must know.
Call, call.
This stuff must not get out of here,
don't call, I said.
All right. I'm not calling.
I don't understand shit, I don't call.
I'm not calling.
Fuck you guys need to go. Fuck off.
You dickheads.
Aran!
But do you still have
that gardener's number?
No.
Aran. Do you have it or don't you?
No I don't have it.
No.
We don't tell him anything.
Gardener, no. Gardener, no.
How did you save her?
Pig?
No! No! No!
Aran, this carbonara
is really is very good. Bravo.
Thank you. This is Turkish recipe.
Because carbonara is Turkish.
Aran, he has great dexterity.
Yeah, yeah, the way
he rolls joints, nobody.
Do you still smoke?
No, no, I quit.
What do you do, Stella?
Actress.
Paolo is a director.
Yes.
Oh, is that right?
Yes, and I'm working now on a project.
Yes, yes. They called the new Kubrick
as a kid.
What about the bathroom?
Over there. I'll accompany you.
No, no.
Tell you what, explain something to me.
How
would you have quit smoking yourself?
I quit.
An hour ago?
For a health issue.
Heh.
Guys, what the fuck are you talking
about? You
smoked your joints until half an hour
ago.
Yes.
No... an hour ago...
And Paolo, listen,
what is this project about?
Eh, this project is about a person,
here, experiencing an identity crisis.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Yes. And he lives
in a big city.
E...
Full of details, the story.
Yeah, yeah.
And this city, I mean, it has
different social dynamics.
But you know I'm getting into it?
But is the main character a man or a
woman?
No, gender.
No, this protagonist is a woman.
A woman who decides to grow marijuana.
In what way?
I'm going to get an encore of this
pasta that...
Eh, in the sense that this woman grows
marijuana, for a matter of her own she
has to...
Carbonara, Turkish, nutmeg for
everybody.
No. Thank you.
Aran!
Honey.
Whose joint did
I find in the bathroom?
Paolo's.
Paolo's?
Yes, it was mine for the project, for
the
Stanislavsky method.
Ah, because you told me you
quit, you're not bullshitting me?
I have quit, yes.
And the smell I smelled on entering?
Deodorant.
The one I gave you for Christmas?
Not that one, another one.
Did you buy another one? And how much
did you pay for it, sorry?
400 euros.
400 euros?
Where did you get the money, that you
don't even work. Sorry.
And I do work.
You work? And what do you work now?
Look Paolo, I told you it was a fucking
shitty idea to invite this.
I told you.
I knew you guys were assholes
, but getting busted for a joint in the
fucking bathroom, man.
Did you guys start growing?
But is that why
you called me Aran?
Yes!
No!
Maybe!
Look, I'm leaving because I've
had enough trouble in
the past and I don't feel like...
It's certain that you've had enough
problems in the past, you were
cultivating
in the open air like Pablo Escobaro.
You're a fucking whore.
Aran!
Aran!
What the fuck do you want?
In the open air! They say.
Shut up! Who the fuck are you?!
Umberto Eco.
That's enough now!
I can't take it!
You stay here and give us a hand.
You sit down.
Goodness gracious!
All right.
I'll help you. Just this once, huh.
Oh Adam! Adam!
You will no longer have to earn your
bread by the
sweat of your brow.
For it will be God's hand that feeds
you.
And you.
You believe that God
Who didn't give a damn for me
millennia.
Has reincarnated
in the form of a plant.
I'll make you into a muffin.
Stage 4, flowering.
For plants to bloom
illumination must
correspond to 12 hours light and 12
hours dark.
Feed the plants
with a green plant fertilizer.
Be sure not to overdo the watering.
You guys are just beautiful.
Of course sometimes I just don't
understand this world.
Wars are waged.
People kill each other.
People go into misery.
For very simple things.
Whatever. You say to us what does it
matter.
The problem is that when we say
what do we care, that we get screwed.
They say you kill
brain cells, you hurt.
The truth is that in my opinion, there
are
television programs, which do
even more harm, which kill even more
brain cells than you, and they are
even paid by the state.
You realize.
You are so beautiful.
Take care, have a good sleep, get some
rest.
I'll see you tomorrow. Have a good
night.
You too.
Both of you.
Good night.
Aran!
What's the matter with you?
With the melancholy.
But are you all right?
Do you smoke a little?
No.
Bye guys, see you soon.
Bye.
Don't worry, we'll have another one.
Eh.
Hello.
Yes, yes, it's me...
Yes.
Yes, I'm coming down.
If you want your friend safe and sound,
keep cultivating.
David.
It's not like we have much choice.
No, there would be a choice.
Meaning?
Eh, let's give them all the
seedlings and get Aran back.
Those guys want a ready job, it's not
that we want the seedlings.
But then how do we contact them?
Eh, maybe we write a note too
and put it under the door.
I don't write, I keep growing.
All right, I'll write.
I disagree, but have it your way.
Finish this collection
but we want two more of the same?
I told you we'd better
mind our own business.
But I just wanted to help.
Really help, go
get the notebook.
Got it.
Read a little.
Once the plants have flowered
proceed to harvest
using gloves and scissors.
Cut the plants.
Drying.
To proceed to the drying stage
once the tops are cut and cleaned of
excess leaves.
They should be placed upside
down in a dark place
with good humidity.
Getting to work.
To tell if the tops have dried
, you need to do the crunch test.
Once the branches are dried
you have to clean them of the remaining
leaves
and put the flowers in jars
to increase the aroma.
I wonder how
happy Aran would be now?
Are you an alien?
What planet are you from?
I'm from Caivano, however I have mom
dad, on the straight.
At the height of the four buildings.
So, my countryman.
Eh, yes, yes.
Boy!
But what are you thinking about?
Ah, many things.
About the fact that I left Naples to be
a director to join
the experimental center.
To Aran...
That he was kidnapped, and I hope it's
good
and I would like to find out who did
it.
And I can't sleep.
Problems have to be
dealt with one at a time.
Today we are here
tomorrow who knows.
Now I'm thinking about Aran.
I would like to understand who did it.
The answers, they are inside you.
Look, can I ask you a question. You who
maybe more or less know everything,
right?
I never understood anything.
But what is the meaning of life?
The meaning of life.
Eh!
It is the pu...
Paolo, but who are you talking to?
David, no, nothing.
Remember the garbage.
Yes, it's fine, I'll throw it tomorrow
Now it's late tonight.
No!
No! No! Nooooo!
I won't eat the salad!
Noo!
I don't like salad!
I hate it!
I'm anti-vegan myself!
Why uproot the seedlings?
And just...
I hate salad.
I don't eat salad.
I don't eat it! Here, oh!
It's not bad, though.
Never known this flavor.
Hmm!
Mmh!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran! Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran, it's here!
Aran, we're going to get you out now!
It's stuck, it'
s stuck.
On three, let's pull together!
Two, three!
Come on, Paride! It doesn't make sense
this thing here, Paris!
It doesn't make sense. This thing here.
Paride! It doesn't make sense this
thing here. Really!
Paride?
Did you recognize me?
Eh! Of course.
What the fuck!
But why play all this game?
Oh, what the fuck are you doing, oh?
Come on, don't be
like that, Paris! But that really I'm a
good guy, I
just wanted to grow marijuana,
I didn't want to go
this far, guys.
Why the fuck are we here?
If you didn't want to be bad!
That I'm also losing my job at the call
center.
Yes, it's a call center!
Paolo! All right? It's a call center!
However, you guys have no idea
what a shitty life I have!
I have a job that doesn't gratify me.
It's
my ex-wife, Stella.
What do you mean she's your ex-wife?
She keeps asking me for money.
And my mother gambles
it all on the slots.
No.
And it's Stella...
who forces me to deal.
Don't talk bullshit.
I said Stella is dealing.
Not that she smokes it.
And I'm forced to deal it since
Mr. Green left.
Ah, do you know Mr. Green, too?
Aran...
I'm the doorman.
What does Mr. Green have to do with it?
Stella used to cultivate for Mr. Green.
Then she had a bad time
and decided to quit.
She, she had given him a notebook.
In it was written everything needed
to grow ganja.
But when Mr. Green disappeared...
well, the ganja is no longer to be
found.
So I snuck
into Mr. Green's house
and looked for the notebook,
looked for the seeds, but... they were
gone.
And that's where...
you guys come in.
I saw you guys going
back and forth with the pots with soil,
and there
I had guessed something.
Then when Stella came to dinner with
you
she recognized the magic a
and I had understood everything.
I had said no Paolo, that it was better
to
mind our own fucking business. I had
said no!
What the fuck is he saying?
He says he's sorry,
but he didn't imagine it.
And now so to avoid...
come to a bad end, I
want your keys.
What's going to happen to us now?
Ah, I don't know!
You guys were supposed to mind your own
fucking business!
You should have done as I wrote you!
David!
Give him the keys, let's get it over
with.
Yeah, come on, give him the keys,
Davide.
I don't have them.
What do you mean you don't have them?
I don't have them.
How you don't have the keys?
You don't have the keys.
You always have them and
you always carry them.
I don't have the keys, guys!
You are the only one who when we leave
the house takes the keys.
You are the one
who takes the keys out of the house of
keys...
This time you don't have the keys...
Excuse me who is the one who carries
the keys among you?
Him.
Yes, but I don't have them. This time I
don't have them But are you sure you
don't have them?
Yes I'm sure I don't have them.
Possible that once I don't bring the
keys...
he doesn't have the keys. He doesn't
have the keys.
Eh! doesn't have the keys. Do a thing.
Do one thing!
Check it, check it, go...
How is it possible? Listen to your
friend. How is it
possible that you don't have the keys?
What are you doing?
Check it.
Check it better!
Go!
He doesn't have the keys!
How is it possible he doesn't have the
keys?
How does he come home now?
How the fuck is that possible. For
once, for once,
that I don't carry the keys, you make
me a quarter of an hour piece
on the fact that I don't carry the
keys!
Once... just this one time.
Just shut up.
Paris.
You are a good person.
Set us free.
I can't free you, you've seen my face.
Fuck!
What the fuck do I have to do?
I have to think what to do!
We don't tell anybody we saw your
face.
You can free us, you can do it.
David, that's enough.
If he said he can't, he can't, can he?
But who the fuck are you with?
Paride!
Paride.
The sun!
The sun!
Paride!
The sun!
No, the moon, the moon, the moon.
Everything comes back dark.
Fuck could pass something now.
Whatever, guys, that's how it went,
come on.
I'm going to have the last joint.
Of my life.
In what sense are you doing your last
joint?
In the sense that I'm doing my last
joint.
Why do you have a joint?
If I didn't have it, I wouldn't be
doing my last joint.
How do you light this joint? Aran.
With the feet, with the stones. How the
fuck do
I light a joint with a lighter, right?
I mean you have a joint and a lighter
and
until now you never said that?
Eh, you have an earring, a shirt,
you never said it until now.
Guys, meanwhile this is not the time.
Where the fuck do you have it?
Indeed. Bravo, Davide.
If you have this fucking lighter,
take it and let's get rid of it, right?
Tell me where do you have the lighter?
In my pocket, where the fuck
do you want me to have it, the lighter
In my pocket!
Right or left?
This one! Here!
Come on, get it for me, come on.
Why do you want to
take my lighter?
Ah, right.
It's huge!
That's good.
Oh. That's good.
Now do with
the other verse, with the other verse.
The other verse.
The green one. Come on, give me, give
me.
Look.
Bravo!
Come on!
MacGyver
You to him, you to him! Paul.
Fuck, it doesn't work.
You to him!
It turned on!
Ah, no it turned on.
Oh.
Come here.
Go that it melts.
Go, go, go. Go.
Go that you're getting loose!
It's melting!
It's melting, come on!
Go!
Wait, you do me.
Siiii
Ah! Guys!
I thought that was weird.
I have the keys.
Guys...
They just arrested Paride and Stella...
Ah! Guys... do we make these bombs?
Eh!
10,000 km
the oceanic trans
I wanted to surprise them
the surprise she gave me...
She...
Him!
Damn her...
you must explain why this misfortune
to me of all people.
Am I not a good Christian?
I come to Mass every Sunday
in the evening before I go to sleep I
say a Hail Mary and an Our Father
This morning I picked up the very
cloths that
had finally dried.
I went to Ciro's room and put
things in his nightstand.
And you can't
even imagine what I found.
Here it is!
San Gennaro
But why me?
That Ciro at heart is a good boy
Please, San Gennaro, help me.
Please!
Please!
Please!
Paolo
now that you're going to Rome, make
sure you do good things
The helmet!
Come on, but it's 30 meters.
The helmet.
But I did the shampoo as well.
The helmet you have to wear the helmet.
You know I don't want you to
go up without a helmet. It's dangerous,
I get anxious
you have to put on the helmet.
And next time, also the seat belt.
I didn't say I don't love you anymore.
Giorgio, the truth is that you are too
little jealous. In fact, you are not
jealous at all
Yesterday on social media I posted a
photograph in a swimsuit and you didn't
say anything to me. Last night I went
out in
a miniskirt. You didn't say
anything to me.
That is, I don't seem to ask you for
much. A slap, now and then.
Can I have a slap now and then, please.
I mean it doesn't seem
too much, it seems too much to me.
Guys anyway my father was right it
takes saints in heaven and also on
earth
you know me saints, I don't really keep
any.
What does this mean?
It means I am not recommended enough.
These are commonplaces, you don't need
recommendations.
But I'm sorry, what is that supposed to
mean?
That if you have good ideas, you don't
need saints.
So my short would not be interesting?
Paolo, I don't know what to tell you,
but I didn't understand it.
But who do you want to understand you,
that when we in
Naples were capital, you in Veneto were
still in the middle of the swamps.
Your short film?
Brilliant!
Did you see who really understands
art?
Anyway guys, now I don't know what to
do with
my life. One year I don'
t know what to do, I
didn't get into the center.
Can you always get a job?
In fact they say it helps even
better to be an artist.
That's fine but to work, pay and die
there's always time
for now I'm supporting my father, for
five years
Nothing forbids you to work anyway eh
then about not having shit to do, you can
always take an example from Aran who is great
Oh oh don't you dare eh
because I came to Italy to make a new
life
in Istanbul I was just doing joints and
playing
PlayStation and now you spend the day
smoking and playing PlayStation
not shit has changed it seems to me
I came to
make a new life Eh make a
new life. that'
s fine Aran. Let
me have a couple of puffs
too may be... I relax
a little, I feel lighter.
Blessed are you who don't have shit to
do
I work all day
trying to afford a mortgage.
Sorry, Davide, but exactly what do you
do for a living?
I haven't figured it out yet.
I work for a company that does market
research Do
you work for a call center?
No, it's not a call center
We do
market research to
understand consumer tastes
Excuse me, but do you call
people and ask the questions?
It's not a call center. Then I
structure
detailed research. I make
a dossier based on
social class, other factors.
Excuse me, Davide, what's wrong with
working for a call center?
It's a decent job!
There is nothing wrong with working for
a call
center but I don't work for a call
center.
Excuse me, have two shots
maybe relax a little
No, I'm working.
Excuse me.
Aran
anyway this stuff is really good.
Yes yes you can taste it in your mouth.
It's exaggerated, I mean it leaves
a sweet taste in your mouth.
It tastes like...
It's like a puff pastry.
Yeah, yeah.
And on the sfogliatella
I'm leaving, which by the way with all
this
secondhand smoke I'm
getting too.
It looks like puff pastry, yeah.
And we disturb him because he's working
call center, you have to say.
It's not a fucking call center.
All right!
Aran.
Do you want to play a game?
Yeah, yeah.
Guys, it's nine o'clock. You guys still
here?
Aaaaaaah! I have to go to the
Aran dealer, but can I come too?
Yes, yes, hurry up, hurry up!
Aran...
let me understand, you have the drug
dealer
standing next to the staircase of our
house
Not drug dealer, Paolo.
Mr. Green!
Okay?
Respect.
Word?
Totti.
Don't give compliments.
You don't sit down?
What are you doing standing up. Sit
down.
No! no I...
Sit down.
So what do you need?
I didn't understand, what did you say?
50. The one we smoked today.
The magic a, mister.
The magic a?
It's strong stuff, it's a rare
commodity
isn't it?
I give it to you now...
Come on magic a, always!
Where the fuck is it?
Ah, here!
Keep
Aran...
I have to tell you something that
maybe...
you go displace a little,
I made a decision.
I'm not dealing anymore.
I'm changing my life, it's not for me.
I fell in love with a
woman in Brazil.
All right, ci?
No, yes, yes. Everything... But so you
leaving, Mr. Green?
Yes, met him on the
Internet, amazing girl.
Think she said before making love, she
want to get married, think serious person
crazy woman.
Not like those of you.
After the first time already...
have sex
And you don't have a contact for Aran?
I have no contact, I have nothing.
Do you want to see my future wife?
Do you want to see her?
Do you want to?
Yes, yes, we are here.
Are you afraid?
No.
Tell me, tell me the tell me, do I
scare you?
No, no, that's scary. In fact, you
remind me
a little bit of my father as well.
What do you mean? that I'm old?
No, absolutely
Do I look old to you?
No, not at all, no.
Here she is...
Beautiful, what's her name?
Fernanda is her name.
She looks more like Fernando than
Fernanda to me.
Huh?
No, she's beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful.
I think she has a surprise under there.
What?
No, I'm saying that love is a
surprise. I mean,
it comes when one least expects it.
You're right. How much I like it
You're absolutely right
Whatever. I'm going to the can.
I'll take it all.
In my opinion it was really a man.
Oh, I have a birthmark... bestial
That uvula...
I look at the pictures, and you make me
want so much...
Come on and come onii...
Come on, let it go
Where does he keep it? where does he
keep it?
Aran...
Gotta see us, gotta make love
Aran, what are you doing?
Are you okay?
Yeah good...
They fucked up here...
Listen.
What the fuck did you do, it was mom's
But I didn't see it.
She died last week, you jerk.
I didn't see it.
You have two breasts...
I want things a little weird.
You get a little sheepish, you like
that?
Love, yes I got it love
love, my dicks, love.
What the fuck is that?
Look, oh. I'm horny as a hyena.
I swear, we do things...
I'll roll you up in a sock.
My mother's ash-laying?
It's okay, she always gave me shit
anyway
Look... look... no
No, no, ma'am. Out of 400 euro
pension forecast, 100 euro accumulation
plan is a lot.
Your husband?
Aran Aran, you need to calm down,
you're not well...
Guys, the garbage...
Oh, shit, the garbage.
But yes, of course.
Yes, yes.
Aran!
Oh, oh, oh! You I didn't realize this
is the end
Look, what I found!
Guys, no bullshit!
Come on!
No, I said no.
I said no.
All right, no!
No, no!
Take care.
No.
No.
Yes, sorry, ma'am, here I am...
Oh, Aran!
She's sleeping... read, read
Step one!
Germination!
To make the seed take root
you have to take a piece of blotting
paper and moisten
it put the seeds inside and keep them
indoors
and in the dark at a temperature
between 19 and 20 degrees
wait 3 to 5 days and check if the seeds
have started to take root
Aran! What is it that is not clear to you.
Three days must pass, it's only been 10 hours
Still, nothing!
You need to stop opening these dishes!
You broke your balls
Guys, two dishes are missing! Have you
by any chance seen them?
No.
The rule is...
no light a lot of moisture
If you keep opening these fucking
dishes
there will be no moisture is a lot of
light
still no Paul!
Are you okay?
Yes.
Sure.
Yet... we did everything right
Aran, but what is it that you don't
understand? You don't have to open
these fucking dishes.
Do you want to be smoking this stuff in
10 years?
Guys, do you really think you're
fucking with me?
Anyway, under the bed is no good.
And where?
In the dark, indoors, in the closet.
Put them in the closet...
Go...
Be sure to let me do the talking, so I
can explain better!
Yes, yes...
Hi,
where can we get pots and soil
for plants?
I'll do the talking.
Where can we find
pots and soil for plants?
We!
Aho!
What are you Czech?
They are at the entrance on the right
Hi! Caesar
Bella! Fatty
How are you
? I'm breaking my balls...
I'm so...
Eh
Yes!...yes
The pots!
Hi.
Where can I
get plastic cups and plates
to eat?
You could have said you were friends!
What?
He speaks Italian better than you and
me!
Eh, you say don't talk, I don't talk.
How many pots should I take?
Take 10.
I'll take the soil.
Yes.
Taken?
Regazzi! But what are you going to do
with all this stuff? The bombs?
No no what Bombs...
The tomatoes!
Come on I was just kidding! It's 30 and
Geez!
That's little.
Do you want the bags?
No, no, for goodness sake
let's carry by hand.
I think he understood!
No, no, that he understood.
He understood! He understood.
A long time ago, in a different Palermo...
Paris was born
Dad, when I grow up, I want
to be a cabaret performer.
No, you will be a goalkeeper
like everyone else in the family.
Paride decided to leave for the north.
What the fuck are you doing?
I said in the house no.
And then where do you keep them?
Eh, here, with the light from the
window.
No, in front of the window no.
We get caught.
No, I know, maybe you take...
a greenhouse of lamps.
What the fuck are you, Piero Angela?
Eh... you need an expert, someone who
can understand.
No, guys, the thing
at least doesn't have to go out this
way.
Do you know anyone who can help us out?
No.
Let's look on the internet.
All right, the internet is better.
Oh take care...
it doesn't have to go out this way...
Hi!
Delivery from graf to crow your growing
partner
Hush there are neighbors.
Growing tomatoes...
Aran!
Aran... the grow boxes and lamps have
arrived
Will you stop yelling I'm working
anyway he's sleeping
Alright...
I'll do it myself!
Nice!
Bravo... but you could have woken me
up, couldn't you?
I was giving you a hand, too.
Read that's better.
At least do something
eh I take the Italian exam, I read
you don't know how to read?
Do you have something to say back?
No, no.
I called you twice, you didn't come.
Eh, alright, I'm here now.
Read!
To read.
Step two, all right, plant the seeds.
That's right.
Am I reading right? Yes!
So once the seeds have taken
root, you have to plant them about an
inch deep.
All right, then, pot. Seed.
One centimeter, right?
Yes. Eh, oh, oh,
with love. You have to do it with love
What do you mean with love? With love
, he says it, with love. with love..
.
With love.
Tonight I take you out to dinner
then yes go to movie
Yes. Yes, nice, yes. Step three...
hours of light, seeds to start growing,
need 18 hours of light
and 6 hours of dark.
So, perfect. 18 hours, you watch
six hours I control.
Let's say I always watch at this point
Exactly.
24 hours
Guys,
the lights are programmable.
I don't understand why he didn't help
us
from the beginning, he said it without
one didn't waste all this time
Ah see
We're done arguing!
So we don't control, neither you nor
I...
no, they are programmable.
How?
The guy comes, says they're
programmable.
And he goes fuck off...
Aran the seedlings have sprouted... Aran
fucking rape you...
What the fuck are you yelling?
Ah sorry the call center...
It's not a call center.
Guys, any chance you'd like to
accompany me to see a house?
Eh, I'll come.
Davide, will you buy me underwear?
Davide.
From.
Ah! Here's the apartment, guys.
You'll see, now what a treat.
Eh
What do you say? Do you like it?
Now... you don't see it that way, eh?
Here I'd make a nice kitchen
overlooking the square.
Here we are in the center of Rome.
And well... Here is also a pretty airy
apartment
circulates well air
on this other side instead I would make
a nice I-shaped sofa, a day-night area
with a nice central partition that
divides us from the bathroom
there a nice tub that you come back in
the evening
anyway the connections are already
there
Eh you have to understand are these
connections legal...
come with me, come and see
come and see the highlight of this
house
look at that terrace, watch the wire.
Eh?
Watch out for the wires. Do you like
it?
Nice, huh?
Here yes it bothers you the wind
you have this dancing wisp
here we open everything here
we widen we make an attic thing
a nice bedroom, huh?
Yes, yes, nice, but I think between
permits and everything,
I mean, it costs a lot.
The permits, which are permits?
What are permits?
Here the next remission we're going
to register everything, the permits.
Yes, the problem is that it's
expensive.
In my opinion it takes a minimum of
40,000 euros, for sure.
And who told you that?
Excuse me, I don't want to be a
precise northerner, but
in my opinion it's illegal.
But legal, illegal, you have to
understand.
Certainly it's expensive.
Listen to him.
What the fuck do you know?
My father is a lawyer.
Father is a lawyer.
Anyway look, maybe send me the
floor plan, but I'm not that
interested.
The floor plan? But are you sure?
Yes, sure, yes.
Yes, but I don't know if you see or
not? But are you seeing this terrace?
Look where you look out.
Look at the dishes in front of you
But do you feel the air
Look at that dome there
Do you see the little angels? In the morning
when you wake up with the little angels like this
Look, I understand everything
however I'm looking for something a
little more
extensive A little more extensive?
But sorry out of curiosity.
How much is the demand for the
property?
But it's 150,000,000, guys
150,000,000 negotiable.
She's an old lady you have to leave
her. I'll take care of it then...
I don't understand it's 150,000,000, for
this shithole that doesn't even have a toilet?
This shithole? It's a favor
but you're not right in the head
But how is it possible to sell
something like this
I thank you we feel
Paolo, let's go.
We'll hear from you?
I'll call you.
Are you Italian?
Will you call me?
Yes we'll be in touch.
You call me, eh
Davide, hurry up. That we go home.
Home a right for everyone.
This fucking cell phone...
Oh, sister.
All right.
No, no, no, no.
Of course I'm glad.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
Guys!
Guys! We're in deep shit.
My sisters asked me to be
hosted for two days.
We have to make it all go away.
But sorry, you can't tell her to sleep
somewhere else.
You don't understand, she's already on
the train.
Eh, all right, come on.
You take the plants over
there, bring them over here, close the
door two days and that's it.
No, sorry, what
do we do with the cultivation?
Eh, we lock ourselves in the room two
days to
be gardeners. What do we have to do?
I mean, I in my house have to lock
myself in
a room, I can't experience the rest of
the house, because
a person has to come.
This is not normal, huh.
I am not the one who started
growing marijuana in the house.
I in Turkey was two weeks locked
in the room. For play station
tournament.
Fine, do whatever the fuck you want, as
long as
my sisters don't see the seedlings.
Take care.
Come on, that will be our vacation.
All right.
Let's go move everything. Give me a
hand.
Give me a hand.
Give me a hand, I said.
Yes, yes, yes.
Weren't you only supposed to stay two
days?
Yes, I brought
the essentials. Is that a problem?
No, no.
Here we are.
Well, I'll go
and unpack then.
Look, my room is down there.
They just came in.
Take Erdogan.
Aran, do you want to stay still?
Ah, it's just us.
My roommates are not here.
All right.
Just stay still.
Eh come on...
This is our vacation.
But what a vacation.
Don't worry, don't worry
But you can't smoke. Give me that.
You can't smoke.
Davide, is this your room?
But it's a hole. How can you live here?
Davide, you're 34 years old,
still living with roommates.
Give me the joint.
You can't smoke.
Give me the joint.
You can't smoke.
Why?
They can smell it.
Shut up. Be still.
David. Why don't you
get a serious job?
I have a serious job.
But the call center?
That's not a serious job, come on.
You too with this call center thing
is not a call center.
Look, let's change the subject.
There's a pharmacy near here. Because I
need to
get an intimate cleanser, but
looking around a little bit, I think
you don't have it at home.
Hold still.
I already have to pee.
You can't go to the bathroom.
Why can't I go?
Because they see you.
And I pee my pants?
Yes.
Stay still.
I'll walk you.
All right? Let's go
Go, go. You first.
So you can't smoke?
No.
Nice fucking vacation.
Are you dumb?
Then we're going out!
Yes, but why are you shouting?
It's a game, I enjoy doing it.
Ah. Okay.
Go, go, go.
We're going out!
Being with kids is not
so good for you, huh?
Go, go, go.
Oh, they just got out. I'm going out
I'm going to pee
take care.
Stay still don't move, be quiet. Do you
understand?
We are going back in!
We forgot the ATM.
Stop it, you sound crazy.
I'll go and get it.
No, but you don't know where. I'll go.
How the fuck are you guys hiding?
Got it.
Who are you talking to?
Habit.
David. You are to go live alone.
Do you understand?
As soon as possible.
Maybe, if they take my mortgage.
Go.
Let's go.
We are succeeding.
Again!
Come on, I'm having
fun. it's fun, isn't it? Let's go out!
Are you smoking?
Are you smoking?
I'm not smoking.
Aran, look, I can't take it anymore.
I have to go pee.
Then I do the joint.
No, you can't smoke it.
Then these smell.
Then you don't pee.
What does peeing have to do with the
joint?
They smell the smell. Please. I can't
take it anymore.
I'm going to pee my pants. You can wait
a minute.
No.
Why?
Because I want to smoke a joint.
You can't smoke it. Then they smell it.
Wait a minute, stay here quietly.
Check, that they don't see us.
I was in Turkey for two days
without...
Yes, yes, you said it, without
peeing, but here
we are not in Turkey, we
are in Rome.
Yes, but the bladder, it's the bladder.
Please take it easy for a second.
I'm peeing my pants, okay? Just take it
easy.
Stay here, just a minute.
Thank you for the hospitality.
Not at all, I'm just sorry about the
condition of the house.
Not at all, not at all. Look, I almost
wish I could have met your roommates.
Maybe next time?
No, there won't be a next time.
Instead, this night, when I went to
the bathroom, I saw very strange
lights, I heard sounds from the room.
A reptile house.
My roommates' reptile house.
Ah, but what if they have been missing
for a week?
Don't snakes die?
But no, that they don't die. Snakes
can live even two, three weeks
without eating. Then there are lights
that go on and off to give them
biorhythms, I would have seen that one.
Okay, so I'll see you up there.
I'll see you up there.
Okay.
So soon then.
Bye.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're a pervert. You're
Sssssh.
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
What the fuck are you yelling about!
But why do you come dressed like that
in the early
morning while one is sleeping?
They need to be watered, these plants.
And then these pots, they're too small.
They need to be changed.
All right, and we'll go.
Aran and I will go.
Aran.
Aran.
You blocked him. Did you see that?
What the fuck does that have to do with
me?
But aren't we going too far?
No, no, no.
Achilles
, you can't sleep. Do you suffer from
insomnia?
You've tried them all.
Xanax, melatonin, chamomile tea...
yet you still can't sleep.
I have just the solution for you.
Marijuana
One moment.
With this, you'll be able to sleep.
Bianca.
Hey!
Bianca, I'm here.
Are you on your period?
Do you feel the endometrium falling
apart?
I have just the solution for you.
Marijuana
With this, you'll feel better.
You don't have shit to do from morning
till night.
Shit to do.
Get in the fourth row.
There it is, there's the Smart car.
The
shitty Smart car! The
shitty Smart, this is
shitty Smart...
A fucking seat.
You're welcome, you fuckers...
You smell like shit... inside this
city.
Fuck you, you pieces of shit
All of you must die!
Oh, Adriano!
Who is it?
I'm talking to you!
Yes, you of all people.
Are you angry?
Do you suffer from stress because you
can never find parking in Rome?
Exactly, yes.
But I have the solution for you.
Marijuana
How do I light it?
Here it is.
What an organization...
What's coming out?
It's coming out!
Ah great... it's coming out.
Knock it off!
Who the fuck are you calling?
Technical support.
Call! Call!
Don't call, no one must know.
Call, call.
This stuff must not get out of here,
don't call, I said.
All right. I'm not calling.
I don't understand shit, I don't call.
I'm not calling.
Fuck you guys need to go. Fuck off.
You dickheads.
Aran!
But do you still have
that gardener's number?
No.
Aran. Do you have it or don't you?
No I don't have it.
No.
We don't tell him anything.
Gardener, no. Gardener, no.
How did you save her?
Pig?
No! No! No!
Aran, this carbonara
is really is very good. Bravo.
Thank you. This is Turkish recipe.
Because carbonara is Turkish.
Aran, he has great dexterity.
Yeah, yeah, the way
he rolls joints, nobody.
Do you still smoke?
No, no, I quit.
What do you do, Stella?
Actress.
Paolo is a director.
Yes.
Oh, is that right?
Yes, and I'm working now on a project.
Yes, yes. They called the new Kubrick
as a kid.
What about the bathroom?
Over there. I'll accompany you.
No, no.
Tell you what, explain something to me.
How
would you have quit smoking yourself?
I quit.
An hour ago?
For a health issue.
Heh.
Guys, what the fuck are you talking
about? You
smoked your joints until half an hour
ago.
Yes.
No... an hour ago...
And Paolo, listen,
what is this project about?
Eh, this project is about a person,
here, experiencing an identity crisis.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Yes. And he lives
in a big city.
E...
Full of details, the story.
Yeah, yeah.
And this city, I mean, it has
different social dynamics.
But you know I'm getting into it?
But is the main character a man or a
woman?
No, gender.
No, this protagonist is a woman.
A woman who decides to grow marijuana.
In what way?
I'm going to get an encore of this
pasta that...
Eh, in the sense that this woman grows
marijuana, for a matter of her own she
has to...
Carbonara, Turkish, nutmeg for
everybody.
No. Thank you.
Aran!
Honey.
Whose joint did
I find in the bathroom?
Paolo's.
Paolo's?
Yes, it was mine for the project, for
the
Stanislavsky method.
Ah, because you told me you
quit, you're not bullshitting me?
I have quit, yes.
And the smell I smelled on entering?
Deodorant.
The one I gave you for Christmas?
Not that one, another one.
Did you buy another one? And how much
did you pay for it, sorry?
400 euros.
400 euros?
Where did you get the money, that you
don't even work. Sorry.
And I do work.
You work? And what do you work now?
Look Paolo, I told you it was a fucking
shitty idea to invite this.
I told you.
I knew you guys were assholes
, but getting busted for a joint in the
fucking bathroom, man.
Did you guys start growing?
But is that why
you called me Aran?
Yes!
No!
Maybe!
Look, I'm leaving because I've
had enough trouble in
the past and I don't feel like...
It's certain that you've had enough
problems in the past, you were
cultivating
in the open air like Pablo Escobaro.
You're a fucking whore.
Aran!
Aran!
What the fuck do you want?
In the open air! They say.
Shut up! Who the fuck are you?!
Umberto Eco.
That's enough now!
I can't take it!
You stay here and give us a hand.
You sit down.
Goodness gracious!
All right.
I'll help you. Just this once, huh.
Oh Adam! Adam!
You will no longer have to earn your
bread by the
sweat of your brow.
For it will be God's hand that feeds
you.
And you.
You believe that God
Who didn't give a damn for me
millennia.
Has reincarnated
in the form of a plant.
I'll make you into a muffin.
Stage 4, flowering.
For plants to bloom
illumination must
correspond to 12 hours light and 12
hours dark.
Feed the plants
with a green plant fertilizer.
Be sure not to overdo the watering.
You guys are just beautiful.
Of course sometimes I just don't
understand this world.
Wars are waged.
People kill each other.
People go into misery.
For very simple things.
Whatever. You say to us what does it
matter.
The problem is that when we say
what do we care, that we get screwed.
They say you kill
brain cells, you hurt.
The truth is that in my opinion, there
are
television programs, which do
even more harm, which kill even more
brain cells than you, and they are
even paid by the state.
You realize.
You are so beautiful.
Take care, have a good sleep, get some
rest.
I'll see you tomorrow. Have a good
night.
You too.
Both of you.
Good night.
Aran!
What's the matter with you?
With the melancholy.
But are you all right?
Do you smoke a little?
No.
Bye guys, see you soon.
Bye.
Don't worry, we'll have another one.
Eh.
Hello.
Yes, yes, it's me...
Yes.
Yes, I'm coming down.
If you want your friend safe and sound,
keep cultivating.
David.
It's not like we have much choice.
No, there would be a choice.
Meaning?
Eh, let's give them all the
seedlings and get Aran back.
Those guys want a ready job, it's not
that we want the seedlings.
But then how do we contact them?
Eh, maybe we write a note too
and put it under the door.
I don't write, I keep growing.
All right, I'll write.
I disagree, but have it your way.
Finish this collection
but we want two more of the same?
I told you we'd better
mind our own business.
But I just wanted to help.
Really help, go
get the notebook.
Got it.
Read a little.
Once the plants have flowered
proceed to harvest
using gloves and scissors.
Cut the plants.
Drying.
To proceed to the drying stage
once the tops are cut and cleaned of
excess leaves.
They should be placed upside
down in a dark place
with good humidity.
Getting to work.
To tell if the tops have dried
, you need to do the crunch test.
Once the branches are dried
you have to clean them of the remaining
leaves
and put the flowers in jars
to increase the aroma.
I wonder how
happy Aran would be now?
Are you an alien?
What planet are you from?
I'm from Caivano, however I have mom
dad, on the straight.
At the height of the four buildings.
So, my countryman.
Eh, yes, yes.
Boy!
But what are you thinking about?
Ah, many things.
About the fact that I left Naples to be
a director to join
the experimental center.
To Aran...
That he was kidnapped, and I hope it's
good
and I would like to find out who did
it.
And I can't sleep.
Problems have to be
dealt with one at a time.
Today we are here
tomorrow who knows.
Now I'm thinking about Aran.
I would like to understand who did it.
The answers, they are inside you.
Look, can I ask you a question. You who
maybe more or less know everything,
right?
I never understood anything.
But what is the meaning of life?
The meaning of life.
Eh!
It is the pu...
Paolo, but who are you talking to?
David, no, nothing.
Remember the garbage.
Yes, it's fine, I'll throw it tomorrow
Now it's late tonight.
No!
No! No! Nooooo!
I won't eat the salad!
Noo!
I don't like salad!
I hate it!
I'm anti-vegan myself!
Why uproot the seedlings?
And just...
I hate salad.
I don't eat salad.
I don't eat it! Here, oh!
It's not bad, though.
Never known this flavor.
Hmm!
Mmh!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran! Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran!
Aran, it's here!
Aran, we're going to get you out now!
It's stuck, it'
s stuck.
On three, let's pull together!
Two, three!
Come on, Paride! It doesn't make sense
this thing here, Paris!
It doesn't make sense. This thing here.
Paride! It doesn't make sense this
thing here. Really!
Paride?
Did you recognize me?
Eh! Of course.
What the fuck!
But why play all this game?
Oh, what the fuck are you doing, oh?
Come on, don't be
like that, Paris! But that really I'm a
good guy, I
just wanted to grow marijuana,
I didn't want to go
this far, guys.
Why the fuck are we here?
If you didn't want to be bad!
That I'm also losing my job at the call
center.
Yes, it's a call center!
Paolo! All right? It's a call center!
However, you guys have no idea
what a shitty life I have!
I have a job that doesn't gratify me.
It's
my ex-wife, Stella.
What do you mean she's your ex-wife?
She keeps asking me for money.
And my mother gambles
it all on the slots.
No.
And it's Stella...
who forces me to deal.
Don't talk bullshit.
I said Stella is dealing.
Not that she smokes it.
And I'm forced to deal it since
Mr. Green left.
Ah, do you know Mr. Green, too?
Aran...
I'm the doorman.
What does Mr. Green have to do with it?
Stella used to cultivate for Mr. Green.
Then she had a bad time
and decided to quit.
She, she had given him a notebook.
In it was written everything needed
to grow ganja.
But when Mr. Green disappeared...
well, the ganja is no longer to be
found.
So I snuck
into Mr. Green's house
and looked for the notebook,
looked for the seeds, but... they were
gone.
And that's where...
you guys come in.
I saw you guys going
back and forth with the pots with soil,
and there
I had guessed something.
Then when Stella came to dinner with
you
she recognized the magic a
and I had understood everything.
I had said no Paolo, that it was better
to
mind our own fucking business. I had
said no!
What the fuck is he saying?
He says he's sorry,
but he didn't imagine it.
And now so to avoid...
come to a bad end, I
want your keys.
What's going to happen to us now?
Ah, I don't know!
You guys were supposed to mind your own
fucking business!
You should have done as I wrote you!
David!
Give him the keys, let's get it over
with.
Yeah, come on, give him the keys,
Davide.
I don't have them.
What do you mean you don't have them?
I don't have them.
How you don't have the keys?
You don't have the keys.
You always have them and
you always carry them.
I don't have the keys, guys!
You are the only one who when we leave
the house takes the keys.
You are the one
who takes the keys out of the house of
keys...
This time you don't have the keys...
Excuse me who is the one who carries
the keys among you?
Him.
Yes, but I don't have them. This time I
don't have them But are you sure you
don't have them?
Yes I'm sure I don't have them.
Possible that once I don't bring the
keys...
he doesn't have the keys. He doesn't
have the keys.
Eh! doesn't have the keys. Do a thing.
Do one thing!
Check it, check it, go...
How is it possible? Listen to your
friend. How is it
possible that you don't have the keys?
What are you doing?
Check it.
Check it better!
Go!
He doesn't have the keys!
How is it possible he doesn't have the
keys?
How does he come home now?
How the fuck is that possible. For
once, for once,
that I don't carry the keys, you make
me a quarter of an hour piece
on the fact that I don't carry the
keys!
Once... just this one time.
Just shut up.
Paris.
You are a good person.
Set us free.
I can't free you, you've seen my face.
Fuck!
What the fuck do I have to do?
I have to think what to do!
We don't tell anybody we saw your
face.
You can free us, you can do it.
David, that's enough.
If he said he can't, he can't, can he?
But who the fuck are you with?
Paride!
Paride.
The sun!
The sun!
Paride!
The sun!
No, the moon, the moon, the moon.
Everything comes back dark.
Fuck could pass something now.
Whatever, guys, that's how it went,
come on.
I'm going to have the last joint.
Of my life.
In what sense are you doing your last
joint?
In the sense that I'm doing my last
joint.
Why do you have a joint?
If I didn't have it, I wouldn't be
doing my last joint.
How do you light this joint? Aran.
With the feet, with the stones. How the
fuck do
I light a joint with a lighter, right?
I mean you have a joint and a lighter
and
until now you never said that?
Eh, you have an earring, a shirt,
you never said it until now.
Guys, meanwhile this is not the time.
Where the fuck do you have it?
Indeed. Bravo, Davide.
If you have this fucking lighter,
take it and let's get rid of it, right?
Tell me where do you have the lighter?
In my pocket, where the fuck
do you want me to have it, the lighter
In my pocket!
Right or left?
This one! Here!
Come on, get it for me, come on.
Why do you want to
take my lighter?
Ah, right.
It's huge!
That's good.
Oh. That's good.
Now do with
the other verse, with the other verse.
The other verse.
The green one. Come on, give me, give
me.
Look.
Bravo!
Come on!
MacGyver
You to him, you to him! Paul.
Fuck, it doesn't work.
You to him!
It turned on!
Ah, no it turned on.
Oh.
Come here.
Go that it melts.
Go, go, go. Go.
Go that you're getting loose!
It's melting!
It's melting, come on!
Go!
Wait, you do me.
Siiii
Ah! Guys!
I thought that was weird.
I have the keys.
Guys...
They just arrested Paride and Stella...
Ah! Guys... do we make these bombs?
Eh!
10,000 km
the oceanic trans
I wanted to surprise them
the surprise she gave me...
She...
Him!
Damn her...