Murderfest (2024) Movie Script
1
All right, you dark web degenerates.
The tournament of terror returns
Murderfest
5 serial killers compete inside our 500
acre kill zone.
And you have a front row seat to all
the chaos and carnage as each killer
wears a body cam, streaming live for
your sadistic satisfaction.
We have stocked the kill zone with ten
unsuspecting victims, while our
anonymous predators stalk and slash
their way through this gruesome game
for a one million dollar prize.
Buy in early so you don't miss a moment
of murder and mayham
and don't forget to place your bets in
all of our categories including best
kill, first kill,
most kills.
And because we operate outside the
oppressive legal regime, everything is
tax free.
And now competing in murderfest, thirteen,
our killer contestants are Dee Monica,
she slays, and she prays to her dark
lord.
Satan.
Dee Monica loves terrorizing innocent
victims and spilling their blood to her
anti god.
All hail.
This holy hell spawn, the Canadian
Cannibal.
He likes to put real teens in his
poutines.
This hoser loves spreading terror all
across his home and native land and today
he's spreading that terror for you.
And don't worry if all that feasting on
flesh makes him sick.
He has universal health care.
The Stalker, he is slashing more than
just prices.
This slacker hacker
loves greeting patrons inside his local
department store and welcoming them
straight to hell.
He's all about stocking shelves and
raising hell
Chopsaw.
The chop never stops.
He's the two time champion every one is
buzzing about.
By the time you hear his saw, your
flesh is already in his blade.
Our three time winner and reigning
champion Skidmark The Clown
that's not paint on his face
when it comes to killing the most
victims inside the game.
This sadistic circus freak isn't
clowning around.
Don't miss a second of the sickest
stream on the dark web - Buy Now!
Die mother fucker! Fuck you!
Ahh!
She's mine!
You stupid cunt she's all mine!
Argh!
She's too fast!
She's gone!
Shit!
Ok, killers, we go live in three
minutes.
Now, I know you guys have all had those
bags in your head for a long time,
but we all know it is essential that
you don't know who we are,
and that you don't know where we are.
All right?
You all know the Rules, right?
You kill the victims only.
There's no killing each other.
And for every kill, you get $50,000
Bucks.
Now, the one of you at the end who's
got the most kills, gets a one million
dollar bonus.
And you also get a cut of the wagers
too.
So don't forget.
They're betting on best kill.
So don't be afraid to get a little
creative.
Make sure,
above all else, that you got your
camera on all the time.
Ok,
I've got the streams.
Now, give me
the screams.
Murderfest
Thirteen starts
NOW!
Murderfest!
- Finally!
- Okay!
Come on!
That's fucking crazy!
- Okay!
- Okay - I'm in it now, I'm sold now!
I've been waiting for this for so long.
Cameras on at all times.
The people pay to see what you see.
And no matter what, keep your masks on.
If somebody figures out who you are,
they might be able to identify all of us
And we can't have that happen.
We're keeping an eye on everything.
But if there's any issues out there,
let us know.
All the cell phone signals have been
blocked, but we've got an encrypted wifi
signal for the broadcast.
And remember, have fun out there.
Stalker, trying not to move around so
fast.
It's too hard for the audience to watch.
Are you going, eh?
You can hold my sloppy seconds.
only English word for the audience is "Murderfest"
You're so full of shit.
Oh, I was full of shit all right!
I was so constipated when we were at
the resort,
like, I didn't trust the medication
down there, right?
And the old lady hadn't packed any
laxatives.
And
so I was getting a bit desperate.
So?
So get back to fucking work!
So
I took a glass of tap water,
Come on any moron knows you don't drink
the water down there.
Ah come on.
I was desperate.
I was in pain.
I had to do something to loosen things
up.
Anyway, about an hour after I drunk it,
the old lady comes up to me and says,
she's got a surprise for me.
So I figure, great, she's finally
chugged back enough to tequila she's
willing to put out.
Hey Ken what the fuck man, let's
pick it up a bit.
So as she says, no, no, no,
she has booked us on an adventure.
We are going to go bungee jumping.
- Nah
- Yes!
This is what I get for taking a job with a
bunch of fucking rednecks.
I'll hooked into this harness and I'm
thinkin a boy
are the safety standard here, as
good as divin, down to the Titanic.
You know what's not safe, his job
security if he doesn't pick this up.
So I'm heading down
I hit the bottom.
My ass explodes with crap.
There is shit fire hosing out
of there it's absolutely disgusting.
It's frickin everywhere.
And I bounce back up,
and I think, well, that's over.
Oh, no, wait, there's more.
Because they let you bounce, an bounce
and bounce.
And every time I hit bottom there's
shit comin out of my ass, white pants,
too, and it's thick and
it's green, and it's dripping all over
me.
And some of it just drips into my
mouth.
And I'm screamin,
and I swallow some.
So
Now I'm puking this stuff out of one
end.
I got shit coming out of the other end.
And I bounce up and down a couple more
times.
Fire hosin this cramp, all the time,
puke coming out of one end, shit out of
the other.
And they finally take mercy on me,
haul me in.
You know what's making me puke right now?
This guy standing around doing fuck all!
I got it, I got it.
Yeah you doing a pretty shitty job.
So finally they haul me in.
The old lady,
she doesn't talk to me the whole time
she refuses to go, despite the fact that
it's been paid for.
She doesn't talk to me for the rest of
the trip.
She doesn't touch me for the rest of the
trip.
I became the laughing stock of the
resort.
Yeah,
it was a pretty shitty vacation.
I'm going to tell you, this story
sounds like fucking bullshit to me.
It's bullshit.
Wayne any idea why we've never cut
wood down here before?
Some guy e-mailed me
He said he knew that we chopped wood,
and we could come here and cut as much
as we wanted for free.
But we had to do it today.
Free?
Maybe you could take your wife on
another one of those shitty vacations.
Get back to work.
We're not painting a fuck the dog
What the fuck? Who the fuck are you?
Jesus,
Are you off your meds or something?
You fucker!
Ahh!
Wayne!
Skidmark with the axe handle!
Oh yes - that's awesome!
That other guy is fucked!
But he better kill him soon
because the others are closing and
really quick.
I hope Skidmark gets them all.
Look at hiim - he's the best!
You fucking asshole!
Wayne! Wayne!
Ken don't just fucking stand there!
Holy fuck.
Well, folks, there's an early candidate
for kill of the game.
Sorry you had to split.
How can you watch the shit?
He just killed somebody.
I don't think it's real.
I think it is real.
What if the police trace the stream?
You could go to jail?
No, it's encrypted.
I can't watch this
sick shit.
Hey asshole!
This one's all yours.
Stalker?
I can't see anything.
There's got to be something on your
camera.
Stalker?
Clear your camera lens.
- What the hell was that?
- I missed it what happened?
Something just covered his camera.
It's all blank now.
Stalker?
Cannibal?
Are you there?
Something's wrong with your camera.
Cannibal?
Anybody got eyes on Cannibal?
Something's screwed up with his camera.
I can't see anything.
Oh, shit.
Guys, we're missing it.
I thought we were
watching it on your phone?
Surprise!
Don't worry - I turned on the VPN.
Skidmark has two.
Chopsaw has one.
Jesus Christ.
You guys weren't kidding.
This is a real thing!
So you can place bets on this?
Yeah.
I got 100 bucks on Skidmark
to win.
No way you barely get anything
if he wins
You gotta be the long shots.
I put $300 on Dee Monica.
Ha! No way a chick's winning this!
If there's a middle of nowhere
I guess this is it.
Well, I figured you'd want some privacy
Jesus
there'sn't even a cell phone signal
here.
I'm not some psycho, I promise.
How do you know I'm not a psycho?
Sorry.
We can go back to the main road.
No.
It's fine.
This is perfect.
Is this your car?
Yeah?
Why?
Just looks like something somebody's
parents would drive
It's ah, it's a hybrid.
Cause, you know
I really care about the environment and
shit.
Ok,
so why idn't we go to your place?
Why didn't we go to your place?
I have roommates,
well, so do I.
Do you call them mom and dad?
I'm not some loser that still lives
with his parents.
Ok,
Look,
if you're not interested.
We can go.
I'm interested.
Oh - holy shit they're totally
going to do it! Look.
If we see boobs it was totally
worthy what we paid.
Do you think you can give me the
room for a few minutes?
Are you serious? We both paid
for this.
On my mom's credit card.
Come on.
Shit!
Made you boys some cookies.
Thanks, Mrs. T.
Thanks Mom.
What are you watching?
Ah, well, it's a documentary for
school.
For school?
Better not be for human biology.
Oh, no.
Ma'am, it's more like
social studies?
Don't stay up too late.
We won't.
Thank you.
Ah, dude we're missing the best parts!
Oh, no, you can see boobs anywhere.
The killing's the best part.
Back seat?
Definitely!
- Glad you swiped right?
- So far
but you can still blow it.
I'll stop talking then.
Oh, is that?
You have a key fob in your pocket.
Yeah, why?
Never mind.
Need a little help?
It's not my first rodeo.
I'm going to get it.
Ok.
Have you even seen boobs before man?
I mean, like, in real life?
In real life
you heard me.
Ok, son of a bitch.
What?
You should never be afraid to ask for a
little help.
You've got to be like a safecracker or
something.
It opens
in the front.
What was that?
What was what?
You didn't just feel that?
Oh, I felt it baby!
You're sure nobody else comes down here?
No way.
Some guy posted about it online and
said, this was the best place to go.
Some guy? How do you know, he's not some
pervert who tells people to come down
here so we can watch them.
Tell me you didn't just hear that?
Yeah,
so?
I think we should leave.
No, it was a tree branch.
Com on, things were going so good.
No.
Listen.
What are you afraid of the hook man?
Stop!
When a woman says, no, she means, no,
stop everything.
Don't keep pushing until she eventually
gives in.
You are fiery.
You can take me home or to the police
station or whatever.
But you can't touch me and we're fucking
leaving.
You're fucking with me, right?
Ok?
Ok we're leaving.
Just let me take a piss.
Six fucking girls swipe right.
Six of them and I choose
the sensitive one.
You can say, no,
Oh shit.
Holy shit dude!
Oh I felt that!
[Characters speaking Portuguese without
Ahhh!
Where the hell is he?
God he's such a dick!
If you think a candleight picnic is
going to get you anywhere you're wrong.
I want to leave.
Now.
Key fob's in his pocket.
Where's the car?
I'm not going to hurt you.
I said
I'm not going to hurt you.
You still have the key to the car?
Just shake your head, yes or no.
Good.
I'm going to run in the opposite
direction and lure her away.
I want you to get in that car and drive
straight to the police.
Don't stop for anyone.
You see anyone else in a mask?
Kill them.
Got it?
Now
hit the lights one more time.
Where the hell is the shifter?
What the fuck?
Someone want to explain to me what the
fuck just happened?
How could you let her get away?
That's why you don't send a woman to do
a man's job?
Fuck you Chopsaw last I checked
we were tied for kills.
She got away.
What does that mean?
That's never happened before.
Yeah it has two years ago, that girl ran.
No,
she got hit by a train.
If she got away, there's no way they'd
be doing another one.
[Sexual moaning]
Yeah!
Oh,
sorry,
I didn't know you were out here.
Well, maybe if it came up for air in
the last two hours, you would know.
And what?
You've just been out here watching us,
like some pervert?
Well, it's nothin I haven't seen before.
Trust me, you haven't seen anything
like this before.
Can I ask you something?
How come you never made those sounds
when we were married?
You mean in the
30 second window I had to schedule
with you once a week.
Gee, I don't know?
We're supposed to be
here for Tom and Tina, so maybe we'll
try to get along this weekend.
You started this.
Sorry!
Fine.
This is supposed to be my weekend with
the dogs.
Since we're here, can I
move it?
Well, under the separation agreement,
any, changes to the schedule have to
be made in writing in advance of the date.
So?
Did you make a request in writing
before the weekend?
- No.
- Then no
you can't change.
Well come on.
Do you know how much money we
spent on that damn agreement.
You can't just go picking and choosing
terms James.
Well, you know what?
I love those dogs.
Ok?
And I like to see them some weekends.
Thank you very much.
You never walked the dogs.
They are starting to forget who I am.
God Why didn't you care this much
when we were married?
Oh, here it goes again.
Why don't you care James?
Why don't you care?
You know what you're like, a broken
record
sometimes.
How's it goin?
Hi.
Sorry man
it must be a little awkward
listening to someone make love
to your ex-wife.
We're uh still married
technically, just separated.
I really wish
you didn't bring that up.
It just made it more weird.
There used to be a time when you
would hold my hand while I was
driving.
When did that stop?
Hmm.
Silent treatment?
What did I do?
It's after eleven.
So?
Day's almost over
and you don't even know
what day it is?
It's Friday.
Unbelievable.
Should be close.
What are you looking for?
Saw this thing online about a really
good fishing hole down here.
You're going fishing?
Just checking it out.
Tom, I want to go home.
It's got to be close.
Tom, can you please just take me home?
I want to go home.
Bingo.
Come on.
I think I'll stay here.
Just trust me.
It's crazy.
You could walk a bit faster.
I am walking
as fast as I can.
Ow!
You ok?
Yeah just a fish hook.
Hey, boss, I got eyes on The Cannibal.
Found him?
Oh, I found him.
Tell him, if he doesn't clean his lens
he's a dead man.
Well, looks like somebody beats you to
that.
What?
Oh, yeah, he's dead.
And there is no amount of free health
care that's going to fix this.
Happy Anniversary!
You asshole!
I've been fuming all day.
I thought you'd forgotten.
You really think I would forget?
James alwasy forgot their anniversary
and look how that turned out.
Too soon?
Hey!
Hey! Oh.
Tina!
Oh.
Nope.
Please stand by?
What the hell?
Wait guys.
Don't worry it's just a glitch.
Let me check.
Yeah.
It'll come back soon don't worry.
Do you think the girl
got to the police?
Did the cops shut that down?
They can't track us, right?
They don't know we're watching this,
right?
Everybody stop!
The Cannibal's dead.
So?
So? Someone out there slid his throat, and
he bled out,
we're looking at the footage, but watch
your back.
Could be somebody out there hunting you.
The Canadian Cannibal has been
disqualified.
Oh it's back on. We're good.
Thank god!
We're good, we're good.
As the four remaining sultans of
splatter move in on the last five
victims.
It looks like it'll be the gore, the
merrier for them.
Don't forget to place your bets.
Any bets on the cannibal can be
transferred for a small fee, to another
killer, as long as it happens within
the next five minutes after that, you
forfeit your wager,
- It was you.
- What?
You let her go.
You killed Cannibal.
Don't be crazy lady.
Who are you?
This is awesome man!
I didn't think they were allowed to
go after each other.
What?
Huh!
I've got the dark one on my side.
Do you actually believe in the shit?
Or is this just a gimmick?
I believe in Hell and
I'm going to send you there.
Already been sister.
Who the fuck are you?
[Tagalog slur]
Who's that?
That that's the girl that got away from
a last Murderfest.
I thought she was dead.
She will be, in about thirty seconds.
Holy shit.
Guess people were going to find out
sooner or later, huh?
Oh, little girl, you don't have a later.
Ah!
Oh.
Ah.
Two down.
Two to go.
When I'm finished with them,
I'm coming for you.
Uh!
Well, why don't you just come over?
My parents are gone for the night.
But come on,
All right, fine, you know what?
I'm just going to go out tonight,
maybe have some real fun.
You guys forget something?
What the fuck?
Hey Tony.
Or do you prefer to be called The
Stalker?
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
You tried that already.
You fucking bitch!
You might want to pay attention this.
I just emptied an entire bottle of
powdered drained cleaner down your pants
while you were out cold.
Heavy duty stuff.
It'll eat right through your flesh.
Good news for you
is that it's activated by water.
So try not to piss your pants.
That's good.
The more you squirm, the deeper it will
get into those hard to reach places.
Nod if you understand.
Good.
I'm going to ask you a few questions.
How you answer depends whether or not I
dump this entire bottle of water down
your pants
and listen to your skin sizzle.
If you want to know about Murderfest,
I don't know, shit.
I want to know where and when?
Fine! Fuck!
It's the end of May.
But have no idea where it is.
I have to go to this boat launch at
this place called Lakeport.
And I meet this guy.
He puts the bag over my head.
Then we drive a few hours out into the
Woods.
And then these guys that I never meet,
they just place me out there.
When the game is over, we put the bag
back on, and someone takes me out of there.
Who runs it?
I don't know, I responded to this ad
on a dark web forum, but then they
just kept inviting me back
I could show you the invitation, if you
let me loose I can,
I can show you how to access it.
Or
I could just tell you that it's in that
folder marked "Porn
Mom don't look".
How the hell did you find me?
I spent the last two years training and
learning everything I can about hacking
computers and tracking people.
I knew you would pop up in one of the
forums
sooner or later.
The password is...
I don't need it.
So the only way to know where
is to be in the game.
I can help you.
I can wear a tracker or
something, lead you right to them.
Where's your costume?
Green duffle bag, in the closet.
Great idea.
You put a tracker in
my costume, and you know exactly
where I am.
I think I have a better idea.
You think, after what you did to my
friends
to me,
that I would actually let you live.
Ok, Tarin
you made your point.
If you quit now nothing will happen to
you.
Hell you've played a good game.
You put a bag over your head, and
someone'll take you out and drop you
off wherever you want.
I'll tell you what.
You leave the campers go unharmed,
leave the two remaining kellers for me,
and tell me where you are so we can end
this quickly.
I can pay you.
Give up and I'll pay you a million
dollars.
One million?
How much do you make off this thing?
Fifty million? More?
No thank you.
Guys, we got a problem.
Dee Monica and The Cannibal are dead.
That bitch Tarin somehow, got into the
game and she's hunting you.
There's no way she can leave this
fucking game alive.
That sounds like a you problem.
I ain't
wandering around here looking
for some bitch
that got away.
Well, now she's on the board and she's
tied you with two kills.
Not for long.
Oh, wait
shit, I guess she's in the game now.
She's got points and everything.
Oh my god, that's awesome.
You know, you really got me.
He even brought fishing gear.
Made me think you were actually going
fishing.
I am.
What?
Going fishing.
On our anniversary?
Ok, a birthday is your day.
An anniversary is our day.
So in honour of our day, you get to go
camping with your maid of honour
and...
this guy, and I got to go fishing with
my best man.
We both get to celebrate.
You know?
I think that's the first time James
has ever been called the best at anything.
Ha, ha, ha!
Asshole.
Oh shit, sorry.
Oh,
you have fun with that.
And, um
I guess i'll go to my tent
alone.
On our anniversary.
Okay.
Good night, dear.
You think she's pissed?
Nah.
Let's go get the gear.
You didn't finish your spaghetti?
Ah, I'm not hungry.
Are you still watching this?
Yeah.
Well, this girl she survived two years
ago sneaks back into the competition in
disguise, and now she's killing all of
the killers.
I'd watch that!
Right?
Ah, yeah!
They are so dead!
Mmm, hmm.
Hey - where'd everybody go?
Who cares?
No, no, seriously, I should really go
look for Tina.
Maybe she's in the tent.
Go see.
Hey, hey.
No, what is that?
What is what?
That.
Are you fucking recording me?
Recording what? What do you mean?
What the fuck is wrong with
you, you didnt't ask me?
That's so weird.
What are you talking about?
Don't fucking talk to me.
You sleep out here.
Ok?
What the fuck are
you looking at?
Jesus Christ.
Drilled him, man!
You drove a bit through his bits.
Ha - nice one!
Thanks, man.
Carlo?
I'm sorry.
You can come in the tent.
I know I'm a little bit older than you,
and I just, I don't want you think I'm
a prude or something.
So if you want to film me, all you have
to do is ask, ok?
Carlo?
If you're just going to sulk about it.
Don't bother coming in.
Oh man, she's hammered!
Hammer time!
You fucking ruined it dude.
No I didn't.
I didn't.
You made it worse.
I didn't.
You made it worse.
You had to take it too far.
Take it too...
You took it too far.
The joke's over now.
The joke just happened.
How can it be?
So,
how long has Nicole been seeing this guy?
Ah, a couple of weeks.
His band was playing at some bar and
she picked him up.
Are they any good?
Really?
The guy's banging my wife.
And you want to know if his band is any
good?
My bad.
They're awesome, actually!
Which makes it even worse because,
you know, it wouldn't suck so bad if he
was bad, and I could at least laugh at him.
Yeah.
You know, they got this one song that's
like ba da da da da da
Shh!
Are you sure there's no one
else out here?
Dude,
I don't even know where he is.
You got a point.
This is getting repetitive.
At least mix it up a little.
Give him a chance.
The fuck?
Welcome.
Look who's invested now.
Yeah.
Thirty bucks on that guy.
You want to use my phone?
Yeah.
Let's see it then.
Asshole!
Where'd the other one go?
What the fuck?
I'll get her you dumb
Fuck.
Fuck you!
Nikki.
Nikki.
Nikki.
Nikki.
Oh dude, we forgot the most
important thing!
What?
The beer!
Ah,
Woah, woah, woah!
Take it easy. You can take
our truck.
I don't want your shitty truck.
Look, I don't have time to explain
this, but there are a bunch of psychos
in masks trying to kill you.
Who's at the camp site?
Our wives.
Wives? Plural?
And a musician
but nobody cares about him.
I'm serious, asshole.
Get in the truck and start the engine.
I'll go to the campsite and get
everybody here.
And you drive as fast as you can until
you get to the road.
What is this is some kind of joke?
Do I look like I'm joking?
If they're in danger
we're coming.
No.
They'll be waiting for you.
Just stay here and be ready to go.
Living means running.
Now!
[Characters speaking Portuguese
Come on!
No, wait.
I need...
I need a second.
We don't have a second!
I just need one second.
He's got her!
No man, this sucks!
Oh come on, they can't
end it like this.
DIE!
Come on.
Holy shit!
Where's Nikki?
No. She...
Ye guys gotta go!
What about you?
I'm gonna finish what I started.
But...
Ah, you bitch!
You okay?
Keep driving!
You know what's a bitch?
Gravity!
Stop!
Back up!
Okay go!
Aww!
Jesus, so much for Chopsaw, man!
Fuck!
Oh god, well...
I'll drink to that shit!
He wasn't even my favorite, but
Christ.
I expected him to do better
than that, really I did,
I did.
That was a little low.
Fuck, I'm disappointed man but
Shit.
That was
That was funny as shit.
How brutiful.
Brutiful?
Brutiful man!
I like that, brutiful!
Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about, whoo!
Yeah up top!
You know, I didn't know if I really
wanted to invite you
But you turned out to be
pretty fun.
Holy fuck is that guy dead?
I hope so.
Now what?
Drive
don't stop for anything, or anyone
until you get to the police.
Yeah but what about you?
I've got a shit stained clown
to kill.
How do we thank you?
Weapons.
Well, there you have it folks, a once great
champion of this game is no more, which
leads us to sudden death.
Tarin and Skidmark
both tied at three kills each.
Now it's killer, take all.
Whatever this cost
It was worth it.
All the victims are gone.
That's the end of the game.
Send somebody to get me.
Oh the game isn't over.
You and Tarin are tied with three kills
each.
That's not what I signed up for.
Don't tell me
big, bad.
Skidmark
is afraid of some little girl.
That's bullshit!
Good.
Finish it.
Bring her on.
Fuck that bitch Tarin.
She's gonna get it.
Fucking bear trap.
Come and get me you
fucking clown
I'm right here.
Ahh!
You moron you should've learned
from the last time.
I DID!
Oh,
Yes.
Ah best game ever!
Yeah, but I liked Skidmark, man!
Dude I told you.
Yeah, too bad.
Thank you, man. This was
so great!
Yeah.
Shit.
All right, whatever.
Fuck.
Yeah!
That was the best one ever.
That was all right, yeah.
Yeah.
Dee Monica though?
Ah, ha!
All right.
You sadistic scumbags.
Murderfest 13
closes out with a surprising
twist of events, Tarin, the lone
survivor of Murderfest 12
Returns to win the game!
What happens next?
Actually that's a good question.
What does happen next?
- That was pretty good.
- Yeah.
Stand by for all the
highlights as
We announce the
winners in
each category.
And don't forget you can vote now for
Best Kill!
Are you sure no one can trace it?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, the best kill has to be Tarin
smashing Skidmark into the
bear trap.
Like, come on.
Yeah but I still like the wood
splitter one, man.
That's too fucking bad.
Put the fucking thing in.
Put the bear trap.
Put the bear trap.
It was good.
Fuck, fine.
Shut up.
Thank you.
Drop the hammer.
Boss wants to see you.
I'm dying to meet him.
Then put this on.
Hands behind your back.
Sit down.
And that's it for voting.
The results are going to be compiled
soon, and the winner for Best
Kill is going to be announced in a few
minutes.
Well, congratulations.
$50,000 dollars per kill
times four.
That's $200,000 dollars.
I assume it was you that killed The
Stalker.
It's another $50,000,
plus one million dollars for winning
the game.
That's a grand total of 1.25
million Bucks.
You should save that for a lawyer,
all those people that got away are
spilling their guts to the cops right now.
Oh, trust me, if their guts get
spilled, you get a front row seat.
You asshole!
We couldn't let them get away.
This game is evolving.
Next year it's going to be even better.
And we want you to be the star.
Go fuck yourself.
But our buy-ins went crazy when people
knew that you had joined the game.
The betting went way up.
Turns out people love it when the
victim gets organized and gets back in
the game.
You people are sick.
Oh, come on.
You enjoyed killing.
I watched you.
They deserved to die.
Maybe they did, maybe not.
I want you to come back next year.
I'll find you five more killers, stupid
fucking pricks, just like you like.
You get back in the game, you hunt them
down.
You get to kill them all.
You can't sit there and tell me you
didn't enjoy
killing, or that you won't kill again.
I guess.
I mean, you're kind of right.
So
Are you in?
Not that.
I mean, I'm not done killing.
Let's just shoot her.
Don't move.
The others
I get it.
They killed people, they murder,
but I haven't killed anybody.
I haven't killed anybody.
It's them.
You know that, right?
It's the people at home.
If they don't watch this, there is no
game.
All I'm doing is giving them what they
want.
Then let's find out what they want.
Ok, you sick fucking freaks.
This man
say, hi,
I have a family...
I said say hi!
Hi.
Ok, now, shut up.
He says, that you are the ones to blame
for all the lives lost here.
He just
gives you what you want.
So I think it's only fair that I give
you what you want.
You choose what happens next.
Does he live,
or does he die?
You have two minutes to choose.
Guys
should we vote?
Yeah.
Fuck this piece of shit man.
Fucking kill him.
Die?
Die!
I don't want, I don't want
no part of this.
What?
What the fuck are you talking about
we just spent a fucking
whole ass fucking time together.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Fuck you guys!
Oh, fucking go home
and go pout to your mother, eh?
Will ya?
Fucking...
So, die?
Dude, I'm not a bitch, die!
Tarin,
finish him!
DIE!
If we say die,
is she really going to kill him?
I guess.
Keith, I think we should choose live.
Fuck that!
What?
Keith.
What did you do?
What do they want to see?
I told you, if they didn't want to see
people die they wouldn't be there.
I have kids,
and a wife.
Shut
up.
Ohh!
That's a lot of votes,
Buddy!
You got a good little business going on
over here, huh?
I haven't...
Shh!
You sickos and psychos have voted.
Now it's time to reveal the results.
What do you think?
Freedom or bleed 'em?
Kill him!
No, this isn't right.
This has gone too far Keith!
Fuck don't let him go!
What's the matter with you?
You killed that guy.
I didn't kill anyone.
You voted!
You told her to kill him.
No she would have done it anyway.
Keith I'm going home.
Don't be such a wimp!
Keith Robertson from Toronto,
Jason Cook in Belleville,
Arnold Aquino from El Nido, and
Mike Hancock from St. John's
Newfoundland,
What a beautiful town that is.
Keith,
She just said, your name.
How is that possible?
I have all your names and all your
addresses.
I ran a trace program.
I know everyone that voted, and I know
where you're hiding.
Each and every one of you are the reason
this thing exists.
If you weren't watching,
no one would have died.
None of this would have happened.
All my friends would still be here,
Laura,
would still be here.
And I wouldn't be here.
It's all safe
when you're watching from there.
But
now I know who you are,
and I know where you live,
and I am going to show each and every
one of you how real murder really is.
Oh shit.
What the fuck?
Jason, she just said your name.
I know.
All right, um
I was never here.
Um,
I'll see it work
later, right?
Yeah, yeah I'll see ya.
All right, you dark web degenerates.
The tournament of terror returns
Murderfest
5 serial killers compete inside our 500
acre kill zone.
And you have a front row seat to all
the chaos and carnage as each killer
wears a body cam, streaming live for
your sadistic satisfaction.
We have stocked the kill zone with ten
unsuspecting victims, while our
anonymous predators stalk and slash
their way through this gruesome game
for a one million dollar prize.
Buy in early so you don't miss a moment
of murder and mayham
and don't forget to place your bets in
all of our categories including best
kill, first kill,
most kills.
And because we operate outside the
oppressive legal regime, everything is
tax free.
And now competing in murderfest, thirteen,
our killer contestants are Dee Monica,
she slays, and she prays to her dark
lord.
Satan.
Dee Monica loves terrorizing innocent
victims and spilling their blood to her
anti god.
All hail.
This holy hell spawn, the Canadian
Cannibal.
He likes to put real teens in his
poutines.
This hoser loves spreading terror all
across his home and native land and today
he's spreading that terror for you.
And don't worry if all that feasting on
flesh makes him sick.
He has universal health care.
The Stalker, he is slashing more than
just prices.
This slacker hacker
loves greeting patrons inside his local
department store and welcoming them
straight to hell.
He's all about stocking shelves and
raising hell
Chopsaw.
The chop never stops.
He's the two time champion every one is
buzzing about.
By the time you hear his saw, your
flesh is already in his blade.
Our three time winner and reigning
champion Skidmark The Clown
that's not paint on his face
when it comes to killing the most
victims inside the game.
This sadistic circus freak isn't
clowning around.
Don't miss a second of the sickest
stream on the dark web - Buy Now!
Die mother fucker! Fuck you!
Ahh!
She's mine!
You stupid cunt she's all mine!
Argh!
She's too fast!
She's gone!
Shit!
Ok, killers, we go live in three
minutes.
Now, I know you guys have all had those
bags in your head for a long time,
but we all know it is essential that
you don't know who we are,
and that you don't know where we are.
All right?
You all know the Rules, right?
You kill the victims only.
There's no killing each other.
And for every kill, you get $50,000
Bucks.
Now, the one of you at the end who's
got the most kills, gets a one million
dollar bonus.
And you also get a cut of the wagers
too.
So don't forget.
They're betting on best kill.
So don't be afraid to get a little
creative.
Make sure,
above all else, that you got your
camera on all the time.
Ok,
I've got the streams.
Now, give me
the screams.
Murderfest
Thirteen starts
NOW!
Murderfest!
- Finally!
- Okay!
Come on!
That's fucking crazy!
- Okay!
- Okay - I'm in it now, I'm sold now!
I've been waiting for this for so long.
Cameras on at all times.
The people pay to see what you see.
And no matter what, keep your masks on.
If somebody figures out who you are,
they might be able to identify all of us
And we can't have that happen.
We're keeping an eye on everything.
But if there's any issues out there,
let us know.
All the cell phone signals have been
blocked, but we've got an encrypted wifi
signal for the broadcast.
And remember, have fun out there.
Stalker, trying not to move around so
fast.
It's too hard for the audience to watch.
Are you going, eh?
You can hold my sloppy seconds.
only English word for the audience is "Murderfest"
You're so full of shit.
Oh, I was full of shit all right!
I was so constipated when we were at
the resort,
like, I didn't trust the medication
down there, right?
And the old lady hadn't packed any
laxatives.
And
so I was getting a bit desperate.
So?
So get back to fucking work!
So
I took a glass of tap water,
Come on any moron knows you don't drink
the water down there.
Ah come on.
I was desperate.
I was in pain.
I had to do something to loosen things
up.
Anyway, about an hour after I drunk it,
the old lady comes up to me and says,
she's got a surprise for me.
So I figure, great, she's finally
chugged back enough to tequila she's
willing to put out.
Hey Ken what the fuck man, let's
pick it up a bit.
So as she says, no, no, no,
she has booked us on an adventure.
We are going to go bungee jumping.
- Nah
- Yes!
This is what I get for taking a job with a
bunch of fucking rednecks.
I'll hooked into this harness and I'm
thinkin a boy
are the safety standard here, as
good as divin, down to the Titanic.
You know what's not safe, his job
security if he doesn't pick this up.
So I'm heading down
I hit the bottom.
My ass explodes with crap.
There is shit fire hosing out
of there it's absolutely disgusting.
It's frickin everywhere.
And I bounce back up,
and I think, well, that's over.
Oh, no, wait, there's more.
Because they let you bounce, an bounce
and bounce.
And every time I hit bottom there's
shit comin out of my ass, white pants,
too, and it's thick and
it's green, and it's dripping all over
me.
And some of it just drips into my
mouth.
And I'm screamin,
and I swallow some.
So
Now I'm puking this stuff out of one
end.
I got shit coming out of the other end.
And I bounce up and down a couple more
times.
Fire hosin this cramp, all the time,
puke coming out of one end, shit out of
the other.
And they finally take mercy on me,
haul me in.
You know what's making me puke right now?
This guy standing around doing fuck all!
I got it, I got it.
Yeah you doing a pretty shitty job.
So finally they haul me in.
The old lady,
she doesn't talk to me the whole time
she refuses to go, despite the fact that
it's been paid for.
She doesn't talk to me for the rest of
the trip.
She doesn't touch me for the rest of the
trip.
I became the laughing stock of the
resort.
Yeah,
it was a pretty shitty vacation.
I'm going to tell you, this story
sounds like fucking bullshit to me.
It's bullshit.
Wayne any idea why we've never cut
wood down here before?
Some guy e-mailed me
He said he knew that we chopped wood,
and we could come here and cut as much
as we wanted for free.
But we had to do it today.
Free?
Maybe you could take your wife on
another one of those shitty vacations.
Get back to work.
We're not painting a fuck the dog
What the fuck? Who the fuck are you?
Jesus,
Are you off your meds or something?
You fucker!
Ahh!
Wayne!
Skidmark with the axe handle!
Oh yes - that's awesome!
That other guy is fucked!
But he better kill him soon
because the others are closing and
really quick.
I hope Skidmark gets them all.
Look at hiim - he's the best!
You fucking asshole!
Wayne! Wayne!
Ken don't just fucking stand there!
Holy fuck.
Well, folks, there's an early candidate
for kill of the game.
Sorry you had to split.
How can you watch the shit?
He just killed somebody.
I don't think it's real.
I think it is real.
What if the police trace the stream?
You could go to jail?
No, it's encrypted.
I can't watch this
sick shit.
Hey asshole!
This one's all yours.
Stalker?
I can't see anything.
There's got to be something on your
camera.
Stalker?
Clear your camera lens.
- What the hell was that?
- I missed it what happened?
Something just covered his camera.
It's all blank now.
Stalker?
Cannibal?
Are you there?
Something's wrong with your camera.
Cannibal?
Anybody got eyes on Cannibal?
Something's screwed up with his camera.
I can't see anything.
Oh, shit.
Guys, we're missing it.
I thought we were
watching it on your phone?
Surprise!
Don't worry - I turned on the VPN.
Skidmark has two.
Chopsaw has one.
Jesus Christ.
You guys weren't kidding.
This is a real thing!
So you can place bets on this?
Yeah.
I got 100 bucks on Skidmark
to win.
No way you barely get anything
if he wins
You gotta be the long shots.
I put $300 on Dee Monica.
Ha! No way a chick's winning this!
If there's a middle of nowhere
I guess this is it.
Well, I figured you'd want some privacy
Jesus
there'sn't even a cell phone signal
here.
I'm not some psycho, I promise.
How do you know I'm not a psycho?
Sorry.
We can go back to the main road.
No.
It's fine.
This is perfect.
Is this your car?
Yeah?
Why?
Just looks like something somebody's
parents would drive
It's ah, it's a hybrid.
Cause, you know
I really care about the environment and
shit.
Ok,
so why idn't we go to your place?
Why didn't we go to your place?
I have roommates,
well, so do I.
Do you call them mom and dad?
I'm not some loser that still lives
with his parents.
Ok,
Look,
if you're not interested.
We can go.
I'm interested.
Oh - holy shit they're totally
going to do it! Look.
If we see boobs it was totally
worthy what we paid.
Do you think you can give me the
room for a few minutes?
Are you serious? We both paid
for this.
On my mom's credit card.
Come on.
Shit!
Made you boys some cookies.
Thanks, Mrs. T.
Thanks Mom.
What are you watching?
Ah, well, it's a documentary for
school.
For school?
Better not be for human biology.
Oh, no.
Ma'am, it's more like
social studies?
Don't stay up too late.
We won't.
Thank you.
Ah, dude we're missing the best parts!
Oh, no, you can see boobs anywhere.
The killing's the best part.
Back seat?
Definitely!
- Glad you swiped right?
- So far
but you can still blow it.
I'll stop talking then.
Oh, is that?
You have a key fob in your pocket.
Yeah, why?
Never mind.
Need a little help?
It's not my first rodeo.
I'm going to get it.
Ok.
Have you even seen boobs before man?
I mean, like, in real life?
In real life
you heard me.
Ok, son of a bitch.
What?
You should never be afraid to ask for a
little help.
You've got to be like a safecracker or
something.
It opens
in the front.
What was that?
What was what?
You didn't just feel that?
Oh, I felt it baby!
You're sure nobody else comes down here?
No way.
Some guy posted about it online and
said, this was the best place to go.
Some guy? How do you know, he's not some
pervert who tells people to come down
here so we can watch them.
Tell me you didn't just hear that?
Yeah,
so?
I think we should leave.
No, it was a tree branch.
Com on, things were going so good.
No.
Listen.
What are you afraid of the hook man?
Stop!
When a woman says, no, she means, no,
stop everything.
Don't keep pushing until she eventually
gives in.
You are fiery.
You can take me home or to the police
station or whatever.
But you can't touch me and we're fucking
leaving.
You're fucking with me, right?
Ok?
Ok we're leaving.
Just let me take a piss.
Six fucking girls swipe right.
Six of them and I choose
the sensitive one.
You can say, no,
Oh shit.
Holy shit dude!
Oh I felt that!
[Characters speaking Portuguese without
Ahhh!
Where the hell is he?
God he's such a dick!
If you think a candleight picnic is
going to get you anywhere you're wrong.
I want to leave.
Now.
Key fob's in his pocket.
Where's the car?
I'm not going to hurt you.
I said
I'm not going to hurt you.
You still have the key to the car?
Just shake your head, yes or no.
Good.
I'm going to run in the opposite
direction and lure her away.
I want you to get in that car and drive
straight to the police.
Don't stop for anyone.
You see anyone else in a mask?
Kill them.
Got it?
Now
hit the lights one more time.
Where the hell is the shifter?
What the fuck?
Someone want to explain to me what the
fuck just happened?
How could you let her get away?
That's why you don't send a woman to do
a man's job?
Fuck you Chopsaw last I checked
we were tied for kills.
She got away.
What does that mean?
That's never happened before.
Yeah it has two years ago, that girl ran.
No,
she got hit by a train.
If she got away, there's no way they'd
be doing another one.
[Sexual moaning]
Yeah!
Oh,
sorry,
I didn't know you were out here.
Well, maybe if it came up for air in
the last two hours, you would know.
And what?
You've just been out here watching us,
like some pervert?
Well, it's nothin I haven't seen before.
Trust me, you haven't seen anything
like this before.
Can I ask you something?
How come you never made those sounds
when we were married?
You mean in the
30 second window I had to schedule
with you once a week.
Gee, I don't know?
We're supposed to be
here for Tom and Tina, so maybe we'll
try to get along this weekend.
You started this.
Sorry!
Fine.
This is supposed to be my weekend with
the dogs.
Since we're here, can I
move it?
Well, under the separation agreement,
any, changes to the schedule have to
be made in writing in advance of the date.
So?
Did you make a request in writing
before the weekend?
- No.
- Then no
you can't change.
Well come on.
Do you know how much money we
spent on that damn agreement.
You can't just go picking and choosing
terms James.
Well, you know what?
I love those dogs.
Ok?
And I like to see them some weekends.
Thank you very much.
You never walked the dogs.
They are starting to forget who I am.
God Why didn't you care this much
when we were married?
Oh, here it goes again.
Why don't you care James?
Why don't you care?
You know what you're like, a broken
record
sometimes.
How's it goin?
Hi.
Sorry man
it must be a little awkward
listening to someone make love
to your ex-wife.
We're uh still married
technically, just separated.
I really wish
you didn't bring that up.
It just made it more weird.
There used to be a time when you
would hold my hand while I was
driving.
When did that stop?
Hmm.
Silent treatment?
What did I do?
It's after eleven.
So?
Day's almost over
and you don't even know
what day it is?
It's Friday.
Unbelievable.
Should be close.
What are you looking for?
Saw this thing online about a really
good fishing hole down here.
You're going fishing?
Just checking it out.
Tom, I want to go home.
It's got to be close.
Tom, can you please just take me home?
I want to go home.
Bingo.
Come on.
I think I'll stay here.
Just trust me.
It's crazy.
You could walk a bit faster.
I am walking
as fast as I can.
Ow!
You ok?
Yeah just a fish hook.
Hey, boss, I got eyes on The Cannibal.
Found him?
Oh, I found him.
Tell him, if he doesn't clean his lens
he's a dead man.
Well, looks like somebody beats you to
that.
What?
Oh, yeah, he's dead.
And there is no amount of free health
care that's going to fix this.
Happy Anniversary!
You asshole!
I've been fuming all day.
I thought you'd forgotten.
You really think I would forget?
James alwasy forgot their anniversary
and look how that turned out.
Too soon?
Hey!
Hey! Oh.
Tina!
Oh.
Nope.
Please stand by?
What the hell?
Wait guys.
Don't worry it's just a glitch.
Let me check.
Yeah.
It'll come back soon don't worry.
Do you think the girl
got to the police?
Did the cops shut that down?
They can't track us, right?
They don't know we're watching this,
right?
Everybody stop!
The Cannibal's dead.
So?
So? Someone out there slid his throat, and
he bled out,
we're looking at the footage, but watch
your back.
Could be somebody out there hunting you.
The Canadian Cannibal has been
disqualified.
Oh it's back on. We're good.
Thank god!
We're good, we're good.
As the four remaining sultans of
splatter move in on the last five
victims.
It looks like it'll be the gore, the
merrier for them.
Don't forget to place your bets.
Any bets on the cannibal can be
transferred for a small fee, to another
killer, as long as it happens within
the next five minutes after that, you
forfeit your wager,
- It was you.
- What?
You let her go.
You killed Cannibal.
Don't be crazy lady.
Who are you?
This is awesome man!
I didn't think they were allowed to
go after each other.
What?
Huh!
I've got the dark one on my side.
Do you actually believe in the shit?
Or is this just a gimmick?
I believe in Hell and
I'm going to send you there.
Already been sister.
Who the fuck are you?
[Tagalog slur]
Who's that?
That that's the girl that got away from
a last Murderfest.
I thought she was dead.
She will be, in about thirty seconds.
Holy shit.
Guess people were going to find out
sooner or later, huh?
Oh, little girl, you don't have a later.
Ah!
Oh.
Ah.
Two down.
Two to go.
When I'm finished with them,
I'm coming for you.
Uh!
Well, why don't you just come over?
My parents are gone for the night.
But come on,
All right, fine, you know what?
I'm just going to go out tonight,
maybe have some real fun.
You guys forget something?
What the fuck?
Hey Tony.
Or do you prefer to be called The
Stalker?
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
You tried that already.
You fucking bitch!
You might want to pay attention this.
I just emptied an entire bottle of
powdered drained cleaner down your pants
while you were out cold.
Heavy duty stuff.
It'll eat right through your flesh.
Good news for you
is that it's activated by water.
So try not to piss your pants.
That's good.
The more you squirm, the deeper it will
get into those hard to reach places.
Nod if you understand.
Good.
I'm going to ask you a few questions.
How you answer depends whether or not I
dump this entire bottle of water down
your pants
and listen to your skin sizzle.
If you want to know about Murderfest,
I don't know, shit.
I want to know where and when?
Fine! Fuck!
It's the end of May.
But have no idea where it is.
I have to go to this boat launch at
this place called Lakeport.
And I meet this guy.
He puts the bag over my head.
Then we drive a few hours out into the
Woods.
And then these guys that I never meet,
they just place me out there.
When the game is over, we put the bag
back on, and someone takes me out of there.
Who runs it?
I don't know, I responded to this ad
on a dark web forum, but then they
just kept inviting me back
I could show you the invitation, if you
let me loose I can,
I can show you how to access it.
Or
I could just tell you that it's in that
folder marked "Porn
Mom don't look".
How the hell did you find me?
I spent the last two years training and
learning everything I can about hacking
computers and tracking people.
I knew you would pop up in one of the
forums
sooner or later.
The password is...
I don't need it.
So the only way to know where
is to be in the game.
I can help you.
I can wear a tracker or
something, lead you right to them.
Where's your costume?
Green duffle bag, in the closet.
Great idea.
You put a tracker in
my costume, and you know exactly
where I am.
I think I have a better idea.
You think, after what you did to my
friends
to me,
that I would actually let you live.
Ok, Tarin
you made your point.
If you quit now nothing will happen to
you.
Hell you've played a good game.
You put a bag over your head, and
someone'll take you out and drop you
off wherever you want.
I'll tell you what.
You leave the campers go unharmed,
leave the two remaining kellers for me,
and tell me where you are so we can end
this quickly.
I can pay you.
Give up and I'll pay you a million
dollars.
One million?
How much do you make off this thing?
Fifty million? More?
No thank you.
Guys, we got a problem.
Dee Monica and The Cannibal are dead.
That bitch Tarin somehow, got into the
game and she's hunting you.
There's no way she can leave this
fucking game alive.
That sounds like a you problem.
I ain't
wandering around here looking
for some bitch
that got away.
Well, now she's on the board and she's
tied you with two kills.
Not for long.
Oh, wait
shit, I guess she's in the game now.
She's got points and everything.
Oh my god, that's awesome.
You know, you really got me.
He even brought fishing gear.
Made me think you were actually going
fishing.
I am.
What?
Going fishing.
On our anniversary?
Ok, a birthday is your day.
An anniversary is our day.
So in honour of our day, you get to go
camping with your maid of honour
and...
this guy, and I got to go fishing with
my best man.
We both get to celebrate.
You know?
I think that's the first time James
has ever been called the best at anything.
Ha, ha, ha!
Asshole.
Oh shit, sorry.
Oh,
you have fun with that.
And, um
I guess i'll go to my tent
alone.
On our anniversary.
Okay.
Good night, dear.
You think she's pissed?
Nah.
Let's go get the gear.
You didn't finish your spaghetti?
Ah, I'm not hungry.
Are you still watching this?
Yeah.
Well, this girl she survived two years
ago sneaks back into the competition in
disguise, and now she's killing all of
the killers.
I'd watch that!
Right?
Ah, yeah!
They are so dead!
Mmm, hmm.
Hey - where'd everybody go?
Who cares?
No, no, seriously, I should really go
look for Tina.
Maybe she's in the tent.
Go see.
Hey, hey.
No, what is that?
What is what?
That.
Are you fucking recording me?
Recording what? What do you mean?
What the fuck is wrong with
you, you didnt't ask me?
That's so weird.
What are you talking about?
Don't fucking talk to me.
You sleep out here.
Ok?
What the fuck are
you looking at?
Jesus Christ.
Drilled him, man!
You drove a bit through his bits.
Ha - nice one!
Thanks, man.
Carlo?
I'm sorry.
You can come in the tent.
I know I'm a little bit older than you,
and I just, I don't want you think I'm
a prude or something.
So if you want to film me, all you have
to do is ask, ok?
Carlo?
If you're just going to sulk about it.
Don't bother coming in.
Oh man, she's hammered!
Hammer time!
You fucking ruined it dude.
No I didn't.
I didn't.
You made it worse.
I didn't.
You made it worse.
You had to take it too far.
Take it too...
You took it too far.
The joke's over now.
The joke just happened.
How can it be?
So,
how long has Nicole been seeing this guy?
Ah, a couple of weeks.
His band was playing at some bar and
she picked him up.
Are they any good?
Really?
The guy's banging my wife.
And you want to know if his band is any
good?
My bad.
They're awesome, actually!
Which makes it even worse because,
you know, it wouldn't suck so bad if he
was bad, and I could at least laugh at him.
Yeah.
You know, they got this one song that's
like ba da da da da da
Shh!
Are you sure there's no one
else out here?
Dude,
I don't even know where he is.
You got a point.
This is getting repetitive.
At least mix it up a little.
Give him a chance.
The fuck?
Welcome.
Look who's invested now.
Yeah.
Thirty bucks on that guy.
You want to use my phone?
Yeah.
Let's see it then.
Asshole!
Where'd the other one go?
What the fuck?
I'll get her you dumb
Fuck.
Fuck you!
Nikki.
Nikki.
Nikki.
Nikki.
Oh dude, we forgot the most
important thing!
What?
The beer!
Ah,
Woah, woah, woah!
Take it easy. You can take
our truck.
I don't want your shitty truck.
Look, I don't have time to explain
this, but there are a bunch of psychos
in masks trying to kill you.
Who's at the camp site?
Our wives.
Wives? Plural?
And a musician
but nobody cares about him.
I'm serious, asshole.
Get in the truck and start the engine.
I'll go to the campsite and get
everybody here.
And you drive as fast as you can until
you get to the road.
What is this is some kind of joke?
Do I look like I'm joking?
If they're in danger
we're coming.
No.
They'll be waiting for you.
Just stay here and be ready to go.
Living means running.
Now!
[Characters speaking Portuguese
Come on!
No, wait.
I need...
I need a second.
We don't have a second!
I just need one second.
He's got her!
No man, this sucks!
Oh come on, they can't
end it like this.
DIE!
Come on.
Holy shit!
Where's Nikki?
No. She...
Ye guys gotta go!
What about you?
I'm gonna finish what I started.
But...
Ah, you bitch!
You okay?
Keep driving!
You know what's a bitch?
Gravity!
Stop!
Back up!
Okay go!
Aww!
Jesus, so much for Chopsaw, man!
Fuck!
Oh god, well...
I'll drink to that shit!
He wasn't even my favorite, but
Christ.
I expected him to do better
than that, really I did,
I did.
That was a little low.
Fuck, I'm disappointed man but
Shit.
That was
That was funny as shit.
How brutiful.
Brutiful?
Brutiful man!
I like that, brutiful!
Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about, whoo!
Yeah up top!
You know, I didn't know if I really
wanted to invite you
But you turned out to be
pretty fun.
Holy fuck is that guy dead?
I hope so.
Now what?
Drive
don't stop for anything, or anyone
until you get to the police.
Yeah but what about you?
I've got a shit stained clown
to kill.
How do we thank you?
Weapons.
Well, there you have it folks, a once great
champion of this game is no more, which
leads us to sudden death.
Tarin and Skidmark
both tied at three kills each.
Now it's killer, take all.
Whatever this cost
It was worth it.
All the victims are gone.
That's the end of the game.
Send somebody to get me.
Oh the game isn't over.
You and Tarin are tied with three kills
each.
That's not what I signed up for.
Don't tell me
big, bad.
Skidmark
is afraid of some little girl.
That's bullshit!
Good.
Finish it.
Bring her on.
Fuck that bitch Tarin.
She's gonna get it.
Fucking bear trap.
Come and get me you
fucking clown
I'm right here.
Ahh!
You moron you should've learned
from the last time.
I DID!
Oh,
Yes.
Ah best game ever!
Yeah, but I liked Skidmark, man!
Dude I told you.
Yeah, too bad.
Thank you, man. This was
so great!
Yeah.
Shit.
All right, whatever.
Fuck.
Yeah!
That was the best one ever.
That was all right, yeah.
Yeah.
Dee Monica though?
Ah, ha!
All right.
You sadistic scumbags.
Murderfest 13
closes out with a surprising
twist of events, Tarin, the lone
survivor of Murderfest 12
Returns to win the game!
What happens next?
Actually that's a good question.
What does happen next?
- That was pretty good.
- Yeah.
Stand by for all the
highlights as
We announce the
winners in
each category.
And don't forget you can vote now for
Best Kill!
Are you sure no one can trace it?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, the best kill has to be Tarin
smashing Skidmark into the
bear trap.
Like, come on.
Yeah but I still like the wood
splitter one, man.
That's too fucking bad.
Put the fucking thing in.
Put the bear trap.
Put the bear trap.
It was good.
Fuck, fine.
Shut up.
Thank you.
Drop the hammer.
Boss wants to see you.
I'm dying to meet him.
Then put this on.
Hands behind your back.
Sit down.
And that's it for voting.
The results are going to be compiled
soon, and the winner for Best
Kill is going to be announced in a few
minutes.
Well, congratulations.
$50,000 dollars per kill
times four.
That's $200,000 dollars.
I assume it was you that killed The
Stalker.
It's another $50,000,
plus one million dollars for winning
the game.
That's a grand total of 1.25
million Bucks.
You should save that for a lawyer,
all those people that got away are
spilling their guts to the cops right now.
Oh, trust me, if their guts get
spilled, you get a front row seat.
You asshole!
We couldn't let them get away.
This game is evolving.
Next year it's going to be even better.
And we want you to be the star.
Go fuck yourself.
But our buy-ins went crazy when people
knew that you had joined the game.
The betting went way up.
Turns out people love it when the
victim gets organized and gets back in
the game.
You people are sick.
Oh, come on.
You enjoyed killing.
I watched you.
They deserved to die.
Maybe they did, maybe not.
I want you to come back next year.
I'll find you five more killers, stupid
fucking pricks, just like you like.
You get back in the game, you hunt them
down.
You get to kill them all.
You can't sit there and tell me you
didn't enjoy
killing, or that you won't kill again.
I guess.
I mean, you're kind of right.
So
Are you in?
Not that.
I mean, I'm not done killing.
Let's just shoot her.
Don't move.
The others
I get it.
They killed people, they murder,
but I haven't killed anybody.
I haven't killed anybody.
It's them.
You know that, right?
It's the people at home.
If they don't watch this, there is no
game.
All I'm doing is giving them what they
want.
Then let's find out what they want.
Ok, you sick fucking freaks.
This man
say, hi,
I have a family...
I said say hi!
Hi.
Ok, now, shut up.
He says, that you are the ones to blame
for all the lives lost here.
He just
gives you what you want.
So I think it's only fair that I give
you what you want.
You choose what happens next.
Does he live,
or does he die?
You have two minutes to choose.
Guys
should we vote?
Yeah.
Fuck this piece of shit man.
Fucking kill him.
Die?
Die!
I don't want, I don't want
no part of this.
What?
What the fuck are you talking about
we just spent a fucking
whole ass fucking time together.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Fuck you guys!
Oh, fucking go home
and go pout to your mother, eh?
Will ya?
Fucking...
So, die?
Dude, I'm not a bitch, die!
Tarin,
finish him!
DIE!
If we say die,
is she really going to kill him?
I guess.
Keith, I think we should choose live.
Fuck that!
What?
Keith.
What did you do?
What do they want to see?
I told you, if they didn't want to see
people die they wouldn't be there.
I have kids,
and a wife.
Shut
up.
Ohh!
That's a lot of votes,
Buddy!
You got a good little business going on
over here, huh?
I haven't...
Shh!
You sickos and psychos have voted.
Now it's time to reveal the results.
What do you think?
Freedom or bleed 'em?
Kill him!
No, this isn't right.
This has gone too far Keith!
Fuck don't let him go!
What's the matter with you?
You killed that guy.
I didn't kill anyone.
You voted!
You told her to kill him.
No she would have done it anyway.
Keith I'm going home.
Don't be such a wimp!
Keith Robertson from Toronto,
Jason Cook in Belleville,
Arnold Aquino from El Nido, and
Mike Hancock from St. John's
Newfoundland,
What a beautiful town that is.
Keith,
She just said, your name.
How is that possible?
I have all your names and all your
addresses.
I ran a trace program.
I know everyone that voted, and I know
where you're hiding.
Each and every one of you are the reason
this thing exists.
If you weren't watching,
no one would have died.
None of this would have happened.
All my friends would still be here,
Laura,
would still be here.
And I wouldn't be here.
It's all safe
when you're watching from there.
But
now I know who you are,
and I know where you live,
and I am going to show each and every
one of you how real murder really is.
Oh shit.
What the fuck?
Jason, she just said your name.
I know.
All right, um
I was never here.
Um,
I'll see it work
later, right?
Yeah, yeah I'll see ya.