Murmur (2022) Movie Script
1
(camera beeps)
(door opens)
(footsteps approaching)
(computer beeps)
(mouse clicking)
- [Investigator] I can
speculate, but I,
I really don't know.
All I can say is in
my experience,
I would have to say that...
R as in Robert, I as in Isaac,
V as in victory, E as in Edward,
R as in Robert, S as in Sam.
(ominous music)
(heart thumping)
- [Computer] Warning,
player off course.
Turn back now.
(Roxy screams)
(camera buzzes)
(dogs howling)
(suspenseful music)
(Roxy panting)
(Roxy mumbling, panting)
- [Roxy] Somebody help me.
Somebody get me out of here!
(camera buzzes)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Roxy panting)
- [Computer] Warning, player
outside of game boundaries.
Turn back now.
- Fuck this.
(zombies grunting)
(dog growling)
(Roxy screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(dogs growling)
- [Computer] Warning,
player located.
- No! What the fuck?
(computer speaks distortedly)
(static cracking)
(zombies growling)
- [Computer] Heartbeat
lock initiated.
- Quit you're crying.
It's not real.
Be still. (whimpers)
This is so fucked up.
- [Computer] Update available.
Please restart your device.
(Roxy screams)
End game, initiating.
(Roxy panting)
- No!
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. (screams)
- [Computer] Warning,
heartbeat not det--
(static crackles)
(insects chirping)
(suspenseful music)
(graphics glitching)
(people chattering)
(match sparks)
(suspenseful music continues)
(candy splatting)
(suspenseful music continues)
(clapperboard claps)
(suspenseful music continues)
(ax whooshes)
(static crackles)
(suspenseful music continues)
(lock clicks)
(door creaks)
(suspenseful music continues)
(mouse squeaks)
(suspenseful music continues)
(static crackles)
(suspenseful music continues)
(typewriter clacking)
(suspenseful music continues)
(footsteps tapping)
(floor creaking)
- [Buster] Like. Subscribe.
Like the show.
(static crackling)
- At 8:43 AM Pacific
this morning,
we received a 911 telephone call
regarding what the
caller described as a
(radio chatter)
severed body part,
potentially human.
(radio chatter)
Hang on one second,
we are not disclosing
any of the victim's
names at this juncture.
We are still notifying
family members.
I can confirm.
No, we can't, we can't give
any names out at this juncture.
I can only confirm.
(radio chatter)
We don't know, it could have
been a software malfunction.
It could have been a
hardware malfunction.
It could have been--
I- I don't think an animal
was responsible, but...
(radio chatter)
We are currently in possession
of six mobile devices.
We will be mining the
data from those devices.
If it records, we will get
it and we will get the data,
much like an
accident investigator
does with a black
box at a crash site.
(radio chatter)
And with that data,
we will be able
to put together a second by
second timeline of events.
- [Kenzie] What the fuck?!
(computer mouse clicks)
- Yeah, we've absolutely
done this before.
This is not new territory
for our agency at all.
- [Reporter 1] What are
you gonna do with it?
Will you make it public? When
are you gonna make it public?
- We will. Yeah, we will.
(radio chatter)
We will release our findings
to the public when appropriate.
We know how this ended.
We need to find
out how it began.
(door creaking)
- [Buster] Hey, everybody.
What up?
Tiger.
It's Buster.
Blowing up your phone.
I'm here!
(soft rock music)
(Kenzie laughing)
- Your nose.
- My entire face.
- [Buster] You're gonna
let her attack things.
- [Tiger] Okay,
hand her her weapon.
Okay.
(Zach imitating lightsaber)
- Yep.
- Oh.
- Ooh!
- Give me some direction.
- Oh.
- Better.
Do it better!
- I like your shoes.
- Thank you.
- I was joking. (laughing)
- [Angel] Whoa.
- [Kenzie] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What? What did you say?
- Oh!
- Whoa!
- [Tiger] Oh, fuck!
- [Angel] Oh my God.
- Come on Tiger!
- All right, Tiger.
Do it for the 'gram!
- Shut up!
- Do it for the 'gram.
- [Angel] You're
about to hit me.
You're about to kill me!
You're about to kill me!
- Oh my God.
- [Buster] Turn around
- There you go.
- Yeah.
- Tiger, swing!
- Fuck yeah!
- Oh my God!
- Yeah!
-Take out those anger
issues all over it.
- [Angel] Jesus. Oh my God.
- Fuck yeah!
- Oh, your barbaric.
- [Ginger] That's
why she's Tiger.
Don't say that!
You only have one sister.
This isn't about you.
- Wait, where'd my child go?
Oh, my baby.
- Oh, great. Great
birthday present, Matthew,
just add to her
abandonment issues.
(Ginger sighing)
(group chattering)
- That's insensitive.
- Here we go.
(group chattering)
- Kenzie, sweetheart,
make sure you get the
ears and everything.
- [Kenzie] Yes, yes, yes.
Oh.
My little baby's 18.
- [Kenzie] Yay!
- [All] Happy
birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
- [Angel] Brr, brr! Brr, brr!
Happy birth--
- [Kenzie] Make a wish.
(upbeat music)
No one to hold me close
When I'm waiting to let go
- Oh, good Lord.
- Oh, she's doing
literally one by one.
- Just like a few more.
Why is this so painful?
Just do it.
- Woo!
- How many wishes
do you think you get?
- Oh. (laughing)
- You get 18 wishes.
- Yay!
(group cheering)
- [Buster] You had one
shot and you blew it.
- Yay!
- One more time.
Happy birthday
- No!
- Oh. Okay. Sorry.
- I'm not gonna cry.
I'm not gonna cry.
Maybe...
- Oh God.
- Maybe I'm gonna cry.
- Oh God.
- All right.
On this day...
- This is gonna be
on cringe compilation.
- On this day, shhh.
On this day, 18 years ago...
- Oh.
- [Ginger] The heavens erupted
and the stars exploded
and the powers that be placed
this soul into my belly.
- Oh.
- Tiger is her spirit animal.
And she has the
ferocity and the courage
and the strength to fight
off spiritual enemies.
And I love you so much.
- Thanks.
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
(lips smack)
- Cut the cake.
Come on, let's get
the cake, come on.
- Okay, okay.
- Speech.
- Speech.
- Before I murder this emoji.
- [Angel] Aww.
Okay, I don't like the
way you looked at me
before you said that, but go on.
- I just wanna say (sighing)
I love you all.
- Aw.
- Yeah.
- So nice.
- Thank you,
all for being here
for me this past year.
- Aw.
- Aw.
- Sucked.
- Aw, we love you.
- Thanks.
- You're awesome.
- Will I?
- Okay.
I bet you won't just
eat this whole thing.
- Whoa, that's a big piece.
- Are you fondant of it?
(Kenzie singing)
- [Angel] Keep going, girl.
Keep going, queen.
Show Papa Angel some action.
- You know when I--
- Oh no!
- Ooh, hey, hey, hey.
- [Tiger] Oh no!
(group chattering)
- That's how I sleep
at night, like this.
- [Kenzie] Welcome
back to the channel.
Make sure to smash
that like button.
- Why are they so aggressive
like smash the like button?
They're like, "Smash it or
I'm gonna rip your head off!"
- If this video
gets 5,000 likes,
we're gonna smash Tiger's
face into the freaking cake.
(air hissing)
- You suck! (laughing)
- [Angel] Who you
gonna call? 911.
- Maze, you were right.
- Yes. Yes.
(dramatic music)
Just wanna dance, dance
- [Maze] All right.
- This guy's sick.
- Oh my God.
You guys can't be fucking--
- Shh!
- Close the door.
- Please be quiet.
- Are you serious right now?
- Why are you yelling?
- Why are you watching Maze?
- Why are you saying--
- It was an accident.
Shh. Shh.
- Please don't tell Tiger.
- Well, what's fuck
boy up to then?
(upbeat music)
- [Angel] He's so fucked.
- [Kenzie] Huh?
- [Angel] He's just gonna
fucking kill himself.
- [Kenzie] What's the
point of this shit?
- [Angel] I don't know,
but he's gonna fucking die.
- Why do, why do
people like watching this?
(upbeat music)
[Kenzie] And you guys
are watching it.
- [Angel] Well, like I--
- Kenzie] I mean, clearly.
- [Angel] I literally--
- Okay.
- [Angel] Oh my God.
This is literally porn
for people to fap to.
- And you're just enjoying it.
- I'm not. No, stop.
- Look that smirk on his face.
- [Angel] Yo, wait. Hang on.
(people chattering)
- [Angel] Catch the boat.
I caught the boat.
Look I did the--
- [Zach] Yeah. That's right.
- [Kenzie] Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
- Am I Scooby-Doo or Shaggy?
Which one?
- But the real question is...
- Are you filming right now?
- What number, what
cake number is that?
- [Angel] Hang on.
- [Zach] Hey, Buster,
do you think we can get
a nice message for
the birthday girl?
- Bitch, please get that
phone out of my face.
- Oh, whoa, my God.
Oh, I never felt anything
was powerful in my life.
- [Buster] Give it a break.
- And...
- [Kenzie] Did you cry?
- [Zach] You act like
we're filming a funeral.
This is a birthday.
- [Buster] Really? No
one wants to--
- I just came.
- [Kenzie] Okay.
- [Zach] Okay. Yeah.
I'll cut you out of it, man.
- Not just me. This whole
fucking thing, okay?
- Oh.
- [Zach] What's the problem?
- All you ever have is
a phone in your hand.
Look, do you even know what
to say without a phone?
Put it down and stop filming me.
- [Angel] The fuck?
- Okay. My bad.
I didn't know--
- Get the fuck out of my face.
- [Tiger] What's this about?
'Cause it's clearly not
about him recording you.
Fuck Maze.
- Yeah, fuck Maze.
He's making millions and we're
making stupid little videos,
barely surviving.
- Because he's a dick that
only cares about himself.
- Okay.
- Did you forget he
almost got us killed?
- Don't be so dramatic.
We got a few stitches.
- Do you wanna die
doing something stupid?
'Cause I don't. Think of
getting more subscribers.
- [Buster] That's not
what I'm saying.
Let's just think
outside of the box.
Okay. Let's take on
some clients.
Let's go in a different
fucking direction.
- [Tiger] What, you wanna start
shoving shit up Angel's asshole?
- If that gets us more
eyeballs then fuck yeah.
- That was one time.
- [Tiger] Really?
- [Buster] Yeah.
- [Tiger] So that's what
you wanna fucking be.
Fucking click bait?
- You know, I think that
would make everyone happy.
- [Tiger] Really?
- Yeah.
(Tiger scoffs)
- You know, fuck it then.
You take over.
(door opens and closes)
- [Angel] Uncool, dude.
- Great birthday party.
- [Angel] Fucked Up.
- Hello and welcome to...
Wait For It.
(upbeat music)
(tone beeps)
Hello, and welcome
to Wait For It!
(upbeat music)
(tone beeps)
Hello.
Welcome to Wait For It.
(upbeat music)
(tone beeps)
- [Tiger] Wait for what?
- [Angel] That was
just like so bad.
- [Kenzie] Dude, we're gonna
get hella hate comments.
- [Tiger] You were the worst.
- [Angel] We're, we're gonna end
up on a cringe compilation.
It's your boy Angel.
Wait For It.
(upbeat music)
- What?
Welcome, welcome to Wait For It.
- We miss you all,
boys and girls.
- Hey there.
Same old crew,
brand new channel.
(clapboard claps)
- [All] Welcome to Wait For It.
- It's Wait For It, right?
- Come on. Let's go in.
So can I get a handclap
- Smile.
- Is it?
- Wait For It.
- One, two, three.
Wait For It!
(upbeat music continues)
(camera clicks)
- This is new and
exciting for us.
- Today, we're gonna take
this new app for a spin.
I think it's downloading.
I don't know. It's constipated.
- Ew, what the fuck?
Sign in using Facebook? (scoffs)
Fuck Mark Zuckin' lizard.
- They're asking way
too many questions.
- I'm just supposed to
fill out the information?
Like, these questions
don't make any sense.
- This app seems like it's made
for a dating app for stalkers.
- First question.
- So would you like
a toe or a tail?
- A toe on your foot
like a monkey or tail?
What would I choose?
- Hey, sister!
Can't you read?
- You don't want
any of those, okay?
You want a quadruple headed
dick that blows fire.
The tip is gonna be
the face of a dragon.
One's named Kumquat, one's
named Reese Witherspoon.
- Really, Buster?
Really? We're doing
dick jokes now?
- [Buster] Because
I'm in charge.
- Step the fuck back, please.
- Stick to the script!
- Now we can talk.
Oh, I'm Buster. Look at me.
- People, we all just
downloaded the app Murmur.
We answered the questions.
So, what's next?
(woman screaming)
- You're all invited.
- This is where it
gets really juicy.
It's all augmented reality.
"What's that?", you ask?
Oh, man. I'm glad you asked.
- You're about to see things
you've never seen before.
- You are about to
see. Gimme that.
The awesome programmers
behind DREAMFURY
are connoisseurs of horror.
(people screaming)
- I describe DREAMFURY
as darkcore.
(man screaming)
- [Buster] They put all of their
resources into creating Murmur.
Proprietary software.
This allows users to finally
see what hides in the darkness.
(woman screaming)
- Yeah, going into the
forest and finding folklores,
so fucking stupid.
- Only using your cell phone.
- All right, everybody.
So let's see who
our local lurker is.
(upbeat music)
(air whooshing)
(game beeping)
(crow cawing)
(cow mooing)
- Larry.
- Seriously, his name's Larry?
My name is Larry
- Larry?
- Larry.
- I don't know, I
guess Freddy was taken.
- Larry Morningbutter?
- Morningbutter?
- Uh, I really don't wanna
know what Morningbutter is.
- Do you put that on a bagel?
- Feel it!
- Oh, I feel it.
Wow.
- Can we get, can we,
can we stop, please?
Who the heck is
writing this fairy porn?
- I know this new format
- All right.
- is new for us and everything.
And believe me, um,
believe me, I encourage
crazy Kenzie but this shit.
- Okay.
- It's not working.
We spent a lot of money.
- You're kind of
in my no-no square.
- Does Larry even have a lore?
(beast growling)
(beast growling)
(ominous music)
- Keep it locked.
- Born Lawrence Morningbutter,
son of notorious
Dr. Bim Morningbutter.
- Yeah!
(maniacal laughing)
- The monster.
- He wears a moon pelt,
flame dyed, bitter boned,
dirt jaw, death breath?
- He hunts you using
your heartbeat.
Whoa.
- And now it's
reading my heartbeat.
(heart thumping)
Says 91 beats per minute.
That's healthy, right?
- Oh, that's fucking
badass, dude!
That's like a death metal song.
We hunt you using
your heartbeat
- The keeper of
the grief monkey.
- What the fuck is a
grief monkey?
- I feel like people who
own monkeys are kind of like
(monkey screeching)
a little abnormal
so I guess that's,
there's horror in that.
- It's gonna be freaking dope.
I have no idea
what's gonna happen.
- I don't even know
what this fucking means.
- But this app called Murmur.
- I hate this app already.
- It's gonna be crazy.
(ominous music)
(heart thumping)
(Roxy panting)
(soft magical music)
- Oh, wow.
(soft magical music continues)
(ominous music)
(Roxy screaming)
- [Maze] Got a look at
that Murmur promo.
Love it. Maybe not Tiger.
Look, if her attitude is--
(Zach whistling)
- [Zach] Hey, girl?
- What's up?
All right.
Road trip!
- [Zach] Let's go.
(upbeat music)
I can make your hands clap
(hands clapping)
Said I can make
your hands clap
- [Kenzie] Yo, Tiger.
Every night
Am I the only
living soul around
Hey Mamama
- [GPS] Which Redwood
National Park?
(GPS beeps)
Getting directions.
Starting route to Redwood
National and State Park.
- Yo, look my hair!
- [Tiger] Okay, start
that again. Take a sip.
- [Zach] Just put in honey.
- [Tiger] First thoughts?
- Magic.
- [Tiger] It does
something. It does the job.
- [Kenzie] It does the job.
- [Tiger] Yeah.
I think I can
finally live now.
Coffee review.
- [Buster] You think Starbucks
is better than this?
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
- I don't wanna die.
I like, I don't
wanna die, anymore.
- [Tiger] This gonna get you
through the rest of the trip?
- Yes.
Look at our son.
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
Look at him Naruto.
- [Kenzie] Wow.
(Zach laughing)
- [Kenzie] Hurry up!
- Why, hello, motherfuckers.
(Kenzie laughing)
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
- [Kenzie] Alright.
- Oh, hi there.
I didn't see you guys.
- All right.
- [Buster] Get in.
- Move the fuck over.
- Oh, I'm moving.
- Thank you. Excuse me.
(Kenzie screaming)
How you guys doing?
How you guys doing?
Oh shit!
- [Kenzie] I think that's the
closest I've been to Angel's
butt and I do not, I'm
not happy about that.
- Do you mind holding this?
- No!
- Just, can you, just
can you not please?
- Oh my God!
- Wah!
- Go.
- Can I switch seats
with you Zach, please?
- I'm really calm.
- [Tiger] Go into your seat.
- [Buster] Hey Tiger,
are you feeling tired?
- [Tiger] Hey,
Buster, wait for it.
- [Buster] Rude. Very rude.
- [Kenzie] Good one.
You know, I was wondering,
when you rent a car,
Buster, you have choices, right?
- Yeah, of course.
- [Kenzie] And this is
what you chose?
- I mean, it does sort of
encourage birth control.
- [Kenzie] You know, I
would appreciate it
if we had like a party bus
or something, you know?
- [Tiger] Yeah, you
couldn't do a limo?
- [Kenzie] Come on, daddy.
- [Buster] You know what?
All you cry babies
wouldn't fit in a Tesla so.
- [Tiger] You know, for
someone trying
to take us in a new direction,
a mom car doesn't give
us much confidence.
- [Kenzie] Oh my God.
I'm kind of nervous.
- [Angel] Okay, that's
really, really vulgar, okay?
- [Kenzie] Wow, looking
like a vlogger over here.
- [Tiger] I mean, you
are kind of a mom.
- He's a mom?
- Yeah.
- Congratulations.
Does the baby come out
of your penis hole?
Is that how that works?
(Zach chuckles)
- At least when
girls have vaginas,
they're very large so--
- [Kenzie] Did you just say
vaginas are very large?
- Wait, are they?
- You have not seen a vagina
in your entire life.
- Yes, I have.
I could, I could...
- Okay.
- Yes.
- Describe your
first experience.
- Oh, I don't want to
talk about it.
- Actually I don't
wanna hear about it.
- So, actually um--
- Oh God, he's--
- Logan Paul offered me a
job and I turned it down.
And I turned it down.
- [Zach] He said Logan Paul.
- I love Larry. He's so cute.
Why are you
recording me, Kenzie?
I'm not even doing anything.
- [Kenzie] Because you're
so cute and pretty.
- [Angel] Wait, really?
- [Buster] Don't film dumb shit.
- All right. This is
Kenzie's Confessions.
Right now we are on the road
to do stuff in the forest.
I don't know.
And we're gonna play
this Murmur app, right?
- [Angel] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Kenzie] Yeah!
- Right on the money, baby.
- Yeah!
- [Tiger] Yep.
That's what we're doing.
- If this video
gets 5,000 likes,
I'm gonna push
Angel down a hill.
Woo!
- [GPS] Which Redwood
National Park? (GPS beeps)
- [Kenzie] Say ah!
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
Can you please just drive?
- Mm.
Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm.
You know what's in the details?
- [Zach] The devil?
- Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Now, don't be afraid
of the devil.
He's not here to hurt you.
Okay? He's here to help you.
You can't be afraid to
like get in there, okay?
You know? Don't be
afraid to get nasty.
You gotta film that apocalypse.
- [Kenzie] Okay.
You just went from producer to
megachurch pastor overnight.
- [Angel] Oh, dude, when I go
to town, it's 30 minutes
of just Vietnam War.
- Details.
I got your details.
- [Buster] Fuck, Zach,
would you get out of my
fucking face.
Zach!
- [Angel] Break up the Coldplay.
Give me a break from
Coldplay, please.
Dear God.
I'm just busting
your balls, Buster.
- That's not your,
your catchphrase.
- [Angel] I used
to rule the world
- [Buster] Hey, we can't--
- [Angel] Sweep the streets
That I used to own
- [Zach] Is this the details
that you want?
This is what you want?
- [Angel] Whoa
Whoa
- Can you, can you stop?
- [Angel] Stop!
- Buster, make him stop!
- [Buster] Do not make
me pull over this van!
I will pull it over!
- [Angel] Fuck you!
(sirens wailing)
- [Kenzie] You know what?
I think we got pulled over
because Angel was
being so fucking loud
and he was causing
noise pollution.
- [Angel] I, didn't, no cop.
-[Buster] I know, what the fuck?
(car door closes)
(radio chatter)
- [Buster] Hey, hey. Be cool,
be cool, be cool, be cool.
Be cool.
- I didn't do anything.
- I don't like cops.
- [Tiger] We didn't do
anything wrong. It's fine.
- Fucking Yogi Bear sheriffs.
- [Tiger] No, it's
fine. We didn't--
Oh shit.
- Fuck.
- [Kenzie] Dude, nothing
says molester like a man--
- Whoa, he's got the
pedo stache game strong.
Burt Reynolds called.
He wants his mustache
back. (chuckling)
- I think Buster
just peed himself.
- [Kenzie] Hi.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- [Buster] What's, what's
the problem, officer?
- You tell me.
- Ah. (chuckles)
- [Angel] Just
making maple syrup.
- Thanks, Santana.
- Antanna?
- [Buster] Out there
exploring nature.
You know, just...
- What the fuck is Antana?
(officer sniffing)
Take a good sniff.
(Angel farting)
(officer sniffing)
- Are you planning on
doing anything illegal?
- [Group] No.
- Amphetamine?
- [Kenzie] Oh my God.
My mom would kill me.
- Amphetamine?
- [Angel] No. No drugs.
- Marijuana?
- [Group] No, no, no.
- [Kenzie] No, we're actually
making a YouTube video.
- Magic mushrooms?
- [Group] No.
- [Officer] Penis Envy?
- [Tiger] No.
- [Officer] Gold caps.
- [Angel] What the fuck
are gold caps?
- Are you rollin'?
- No, no, no.
- No. No, sir, no.
- Illegal, no?
- Just, uh,
just doing a little DREAMFURY.
- DREAMFURY?
- Yeah.
- [Kenzie] Yeah. It's
like a, it's like an app.
- Yeah. That sounds dumb.
- [Angel] You know what AR is?
Augmented Reality?
- We're playing some games.
- [Officer] That's a hard no.
Is Santana always so talkative?
- [Angel] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Officer] I'm gonna give
you a little advice,
stay on the path.
Don't act like a
bunch of trailblazers.
All right, the minute you
step foot in the forest,
you're fertilizer so
don't feed the forest.
(Angel snorting, giggling)
- [Kenzie] Not funny.
- [Officer] Yeah.
No, go ahead.
You can laugh all you want
'cause Larry absolutely loves
dumb people.
- [Buster] All right.
- I got a 400
on the SAT, dude.
- I think he just found
himself a truckload of 'em.
(officer taps on hood)
You ingrates...
- Thank you, sir.
- Have a real nice time.
- [Angel] Thank you.
- [Kenzie] Yep.
- [Buster] Thanks.
- Well, we just, we
just met our killer.
- [Buster] What the fuck is
wrong with that guy?
- What the fuck?
- [Tiger] She's hungry.
- [Kenzie] Literally
holding each other
because we're so fucking scared.
- [Buster] Dear God,
please tell me
someone was recording
all of that.
- [Tiger] Yeah, I was.
Yeah, we got that.
- Woo! I need to take a hot
shower right now.
- [Angel] I'm sorry I
only packed one rape kit.
- [Kenzie] That is so not funny.
That was fucking weird.
- [Tiger] Seriously?
- That is funny.
Come on.
- Dude.
But how does he
know about Larry?
- [Tiger] Bad boys, bad boys
- [All] What you gonna do
What you gonna do
When they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Hey, what you gonna do
Hey, what
(Roxy screaming)
(ominous music)
- [Computer] Warning, player
off course. Turn back now.
(ominous music continues)
(Roxy whimpering)
(beepin g) Player located.
AR tracking resum ed.
(heart thumping)
(Roxy panting)
(beast growling)
(ominous music continues)
(gem tinkling)
(gem tinkling)
Protection realm activated.
Two minutes remaining.
(feet stomping)
(Roxy panting)
- That's a lot of trees.
- [Zach] Ahoy, you say.
- [Angel] We're almost
there, right Buster?
- [Buster] Yep. Almost there.
Here we go, folks.
- Yeah.
- [Kenzie] You're pretty chill.
- No, I know. It's true.
- [Kenzie] No, I like Tiger.
She is my best friend.
- [Tiger] If we die,
um, I just wanna say,
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- That--
- Ah!
- Basically, if we die--
- If we die,
what are our last words?
- What's happening if we die?
- Because he's gonna
clearly gonna kill us.
- [Kenzie] Dude, your
butt's in my face!
- [Angel] Ah, sh...
What's gonna happen if we die?
- [Buster] If we die, this is
clearly not my fault.
- [Angel] I think I'm
killing someone right now.
- If we die,
- You're killing me!
- it's clearly gonna be
because he doesn't know
how to fucking drive a car.
- Your ass was
literally in my face
and that is not what I want.
- I never wanted to do this.
- All right.
- Most of us never
wanted to do this.
And um...
- Here we are.
- [Angel] Look,
it's the comeback queen.
She doesn't know
what the fuck to say
because I'm too cunning
and clever for her.
Am I right, comeback queen?
- I'm gonna punch you
in the fucking face.
- [Angel] Do it.
Do it. Do it.
- [Tiger] Buster's
checking the 'gram.
- Oh God, I'm so
glad we're finally
getting out of this fucking van.
- Are you gonna lift
up the seat for me?
Okay, Boomer. Thank you.
Now I'm gonna show my
crack to Tiger's face.
Thank you. Not
really. (groaning)
- [Kenzie] Look at you, Zach.
- Whatever.
- [Angel] Whoa.
- Zach, say hi.
- On low, Mackenzie
Maye Johnson,
do you have any
famous last words?
- I'm just ignoring everything
that's telling me that
this is a horrible idea.
"No overnight parking."
Hmm. Oh my God.
(mental clanking)
- What the fuck!?
- [Kenzie] Of course you would
fucking breaking that shit.
- What the fuck?
I swear to God that was--
- I'm not getting
out of this car.
- [Buster] Please do.
- I don't care what you do.
(door opening)
Just 'cause you open the door
doesn't mean I'm getting out.
- [Buster] Get out.
- No.
- [Buster] Pretty please.
- You gonna give me anything?
- Please.
(Angel singing)
(stick thuds)
- Oh, shit! I'm sorry.
- [Buster] Get the fuck
out of the car!
- [Tiger] You're gonna have
to do better than that.
(Kenzie and Tiger laughing)
- [Kenzie] I heard that.
- Thank you.
- [Buster] All right, people.
Stay hydrated.
Remain calm. Play the game.
(alarm chirps)
Don't let the game play you.
- God, who died and
made him den mother?
(Kenzie laughing)
- [Kenzie] That's funny.
- [Tiger] Can you do anything?
We're good.
Children, get your stuff.
- [Angel] I already
have my stuff.
- [Tiger] Mama Buster's waiting.
- What are you doing?
- [Zach] What you told me to do.
(Buster laughing)
- What does this shot
say to you?
- [Kenzie] What's new?
- Buster is angry
(Kenzie laughing)
- [Zach] Why are you getting
all Joe Exotic on me?
- Because it said,
"Don't film stupid sh--
- Shit's going down.
- I'm sorry, but we're
making a lot of money now,
so we need to make
it make sense.
Stories have value so.
Sorry, I'm working on it.
- Pink, but powerful.
A super suit to my stomach.
An ambassador to my show hall.
- [Tiger] We're
pushing product now?
- Because you never know
what you're going to find
on the floor of
the mother fucking--
- Hang on, one second.
We, we are not, uh,
we are in the beginning
phases of an investigation.
We are gathering facts.
We are gathering data.
And we will know
soon, I promise you.
But right now, we don't know.
- [Tiger] "Leave no trace."
Poison oak.
- [Kenzie] Oh, this is what
poison oak and ivy looks like.
(static crackling)
- [Tiger] Come this way.
(camera whirring)
When it gets dark in the forest,
that's when we're fucked.
- [Kenzie] Yep.
- That's when we're fucked.
- We're sticking together.
- We're not doing this.
We're fucking, I'm grabbing
your hand and running.
(Kenzie laughing)
- Fuck that shit.
- I'm not sticking around...
- Buster can stay
as long as he wants.
- For fucking Larry
to eat my ass.
- Nope.
Ew!
- [Angel] Oh shit, I
dropped my penis.
- [Kenzie] Look at him.
- Can someone put it back on?
- That's something
where you're like
I can't tell if that's real.
It's so gross.
It's fashion, it's
vogue, it's everything.
(heart thumping)
- Ha ha.
- Do you want access
to microphone? Yes.
Camera, yes.
- [Angel] Murmur would like
to access your urethra.
- [Tiger] Do you want
access to location.
- [Angel] Murmur would like
to suck your dick.
Murmur would like
to access your soul.
Murmur would like to
access your vagina hole.
- Oh, okay. I got it.
(whispering)
(chains rattling)
(ominous music)
(logo clangs)
- [Tiger] I don't
know what's worse,
Wait For It or DREAMFURY.
- [Narrator] Hope springs
from the knowledge
that there's light even
in the darkest of shadows.
- [Tiger] What does
that even mean?
- [Narrator] Hope is
being able to see
that there's light.
- Okay.
- Despite all of the darkness.
- [Angel] So fucking lame.
(air whooshing)
- [Narrator]
Morningbutter manor.
A once magnificent mansion
full of love and inspiration
nestled deep--
(chimpanzee screeching)
- What are you doing?
- [Angel] I shut it off.
- Hey, what happened?
- It's all fucking bullshit.
We've seen this story
1,000,001 times.
It's all the same story.
- [Zach] No, no, it's not.
- Oh really, dude?
It's, it's dick cheese.
Retrieve, receive, reconceal,
find love, find peace
within, find romance.
What the fuck, dude?
Just shut it off.
It's all hokey dick.
Just it's, it, fuck it.
(birds chirping)
- Okay, but what about
the rules or instructions?
How are we gonna play the game?
- You heard the fucking old man.
Go up the hill and go find Larry
and the fucking Franken freak.
Come on.
- I mean...
We know what we're doing, right?
- Yeah.
It's okay. We'll figure it out.
Hey, boys and girls,
lovers and haters.
Let's do it!
Woo!
Oh, are we doing it again?
Hey, boys and girls,
lovers and haters,
let's do it!
Come on, Zach. You got one job.
- This place kind of
feels like Jurassic Park.
- [Kenzie] Oh no, please
don't say that.
I don't wanna feel like
I'm a walking meal.
Oh wait, I am a walking meal.
- Fuck. Look out, it's Larry.
It's Larry Morningbutter.
- [Kenzie] You know, he
might be Bigfoot's brother
that no one ever talks about.
You know the special needs one?
- Special needs Bigfoot brother.
(Kenzie laughing)
Classic.
(static crackling)
- [Kenzie] Where's
all the cool shit?
- [Buster] You're not
seeing anything?
- [Kenzie] No.
- [Buster] Oh, keep looking.
- [Angel] Oh.
- [Kenzie] This is so creepy.
(chainsaw revving)
- Did you just hear that?
- [Kenzie] Wait, wait, wait.
Stop, children.
Um, are we just
ignoring the fact
that we just heard a chainsaw?
- Newsflash, (clearing throat)
we're in the forest, Kenzie.
- [Angel] Could we
take a sitting break?
- [Buster] Nope! No breaks!
- [Tiger] You're tired already?
- I gotta take a fucking shit.
- [Kenzie] This place is so
freaking creepy!
- [Angel] Really bad, dude.
Hurricane Katrina stirring
up downtown, dude.
Holy shit.
(upbeat music)
Oh-ho!
(heart thumping)
There ya go.
See?
Directions.
It's your dream come true.
It is, it's your dream come true
like little Charlie in
a chocolate factory.
- Okay.
(upbeat music continues)
(flowers whirring)
This is crazy.
(upbeat music continues)
Woo. Flower power.
Zach, I wish you were
seeing this shit.
- [Zach] This is
entertaining too.
(Kenzie laughing)
(flowers whirring)
- [Tiger] This is stunning.
(upbeat music continues)
I don't ever wanna
leave this place,
until it gets dark.
- [Buster] You're welcome.
- Damn. This is sick.
Are you guys seeing this?
It's so pretty. I feel
like I'm at Disneyland.
- Basic bitch.
- [Buster] What the fuck?
(metal clangs)
- [Tiger] I'ma be the
first to level up.
- [Kenzie] Okay. It's
a competition.
- I got points.
- [Kenzie] Are you
guys seeing this?
- [Buster] This one's like
pulsing.
(squishing)
- [Tiger] Ha, ha, who's a
fucking bitch.
(heart thumping)
(Tiger laughing)
- [Kenzie] Don't touch it.
I am the true gamer here.
- [Angel] What the fuck!?
- I think if anything,
I'm gonna be winning this game.
And this guy's gonna
be last place.
- Don't step on it.
- Sorry.
- I'm not losing points.
Walk around, walk around.
Go.
- To be a wiener.
- [Angel] A wiener?
- [Zach] See this shit?
- [Angel] Oh shit.
Is that a fucking pigeon?
- [Kenzie] Oh my God.
I wanna see if there's something
that comes on Zach's head.
Ah, that's cute.
There's a little butterfly.
- Where is it?
- It's like right
in the middle.
- Am I touching it?
- No, no, no. Get closer.
Closer. Just don't scare it.
No, don't. Slow, slow, slow.
You're gonna scare it.
- It's actually
reacting to me?
- Don't touch that one.
- [Tiger] Wait, don't.
Oh fuck.
(alarm buzzing)
Don't touch it.
- [Angel] What the fuck?!
(Kenzie laughing)
Fuck these flowers.
- [Kenzie] Sucks for you.
- Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
- Sucks for you.
- I'm losing points.
- You're gonna be last
place. (laughing)
- [Tiger] I'm not surprised.
- You guys are assholes.
- No, I'm just kidding.
We love you.
(yelling in distance)
- What the fuck was that?
- Your mom.
- [Tiger] The music
doesn't really help.
- Yeah, the music kind of
makes it a little worse.
So I'm gonna give my
mini review of Murmur.
Overall--
- Dude, it's too soon.
- [Angel] No, I'm
gonna give my review.
- We just started.
- This game Murmur,
kind of fucking sucks.
It's really boring,
like there's just
a ton of fucking
like plants everywhere and
like dollops of like birds.
And it's like I keep losing
these dumb ass points
because these big vagina
flowers keep, um, hurting me.
And honestly, I'm like why
is this game even happening?
Like, oh, shit.
Fucking phone.
(ominous music)
(boars grunting)
- [Kenzie] Oh my God. Are
you guys seeing this?
Holy shit.
(soft music)
Guys. Guys, you have
to come over here.
You have to see this.
There's so many butterflies.
It's really pretty.
(soft music continues)
- Is she on meth?
- [Tiger] I don't know
what she's getting.
- [Angel] I don't know
what she's getting.
(birds chirping)
- [Kenzie] Oh my God.
(soft music continues)
(heart thumping)
(bell dinging)
(Buster laughing)
- [Buster] Oh. What the fuck?
Come on. (whistling)
Come.
Come on. Let's go.
Right here. Sit.
(bell dings)
(ominous music)
(alarm beeping)
- [Angel] I just touched a
bunch of fucking flowers.
This game sucks, Buster.
This game sucks.
Did you hear me?
Zero out of 10.
- [Buster] Heard
you, don't care.
- [Angel] In fact,
why don't you just--
- [Tiger] They kiss.
Let's have them kiss.
(lips smacking)
- Why don't you smash
the dislike button
and unsubscribe to
our YouTube channel
because it's just a
bunch of phony bullshit.
- [Buster] What the fuck, Angel?
- What?
- Positive. Keep it positive.
- [Kenzie] Yeah, aren't
we getting paid for this?
- I'm keeping it positive.
- We're having fun.
- I'm keeping it positive.
- Murmur.
- Guys, guys, is, are the
butterflies on my head?
- Oh, look at all the birds.
- Is it on my head?
Oh! No, baby, why?
- [Buster] They're shitting
on your head.
(Buster laughing)
(alarm beeping)
(ominous music)
(boars grunting)
- [Computer] New level,
initiating.
- Oh, shit.
- [Zach] Um.
(suspenseful music)
(Angel panting)
- Holy shit.
- [Computer] Warning,
player location confirmed.
- [Zach] What's happening?
(suspenseful music continues)
- This is so fucking not cool.
(Tiger panting)
- [Computer] Warning,
heartbeat lock initiated.
(alarm beeping)
- [Zach] Guys?
(computer beeping)
(Kenzie panting)
- What's happening?
(suspenseful music continues)
(heartbeat thumping fast)
- I don't know though. (panting)
(tone chimes)
- [Computer] Congratulations.
New level Achieved.
- Oh shit, guys. I leveled up!
- We leveled up. (sighing)
This is fucked up.
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Congratulations!
You've been awarded
the soul ripper,
forged from the
finest slaying metals.
The engraved blade will
puncture and perforate the beast
known as Lawrence Morningb--
(static crackles)
Remember,
the blade is only as strong
as the soul who wields it.
(heart thumping)
(soft music)
- [Investigator) The
Redwood National Park
is not an amusement park.
If you veer from marked trails,
you will encounter danger.
And unfortunately, this
recent event reminds us that
that danger can often be fatal.
(ominous music)
- [Tiger] Larry's a 10,
but he owns a monkey.
- [Kenzie] Larry's a 10, but
he doesn't go to the dentist.
(drone buzzing)
- [Tiger] Larry's a 10
but his name is Larry.
- [Kenzie] Larry's a
10 but he attacked us.
(snake hissing)
(Kenzie screaming)
Oh my God, look! Human teeth.
- [Buster] Don't touch them.
- [Kenzie] Okay, Okay.
It's time to leave now.
Time to leave.
- What the fuck?
- Calm down.
It's probably just from
an animal or something.
- [Kenzie] Guys.
- No, no. Deer don't
have gold fillings.
- [Kenzie] Please, can we go?
- [Angel] A deer doesn't
have gold fillings, dude.
- Look, it's probably
just a set piece
to get our heart rates up.
- [Buster] It doesn't
even look real.
- [Kenzie] Time to leave, guys.
(heart thumping)
- Oh, I don't feel
good after seeing that.
Oh God. I'm getting really
bad cavity flashbacks.
- [Kenzie] No! Fuck no!
Fuck no.
- [Tiger] Kenzie.
- [Angel] One time the
dentist tricked me.
He said he wasn't
gonna give me shots.
And then he said, "Open wide"
and he gave me a ton of shots.
- [Buster] Very good.
- [Tiger] Angel, come on.
- [Angel] Girl, girl, girl.
Girl, chill.
Whoa. What the fuck?
Kenzie.
- What?
- There's no alcohol in it.
(drone buzzing)
(gun fires)
(camera buzzing)
- Oh, shit.
Well, there goes that.
(Angel panting)
- Hi.
- [Kenzie] You know, my mom
still cuts my steak for me,
so I'm not sure if I'm
the one to slay Larry.
- [Angel] Hey, hard up.
(heart thumping)
(moose growling)
(maniacal laughing)
How do we turn this
dork off? He's annoying.
- [Tiger] I don't see anything.
There's no Morningbutter.
- [Kenzie] All right. At
what point do we declare
Murmur a really bad idea?
- [Tiger] I think
we passed a bad idea
about two and a half hours ago.
- It's like Game of Thrones
the developers just stop
thinking halfway through.
- [Tiger] No fucking
Starbucks cup in this shit.
- [Angel] Hey, I'm
not complaining,
but this fucking sucks
my squid knuckle.
- [Kenzie] Should have
just gotten a fast pass.
- Don't complain, that's
the last thing I need.
Do it off camera.
- [Angel] I said I
wasn't complaining.
I just said it sucks my
fucking squid knuckle.
- Saying I'm not
complaining is complaining.
- No, it's fucking not.
- Yeah, it is.
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is. It's actually
blood related to bitching.
- No, it's not.
- Are you fucking stupid?
- Are you fucking stupid?
- [Tiger] You guys, you guys--
- You know what? Just don't
blame me. Okay?
- [Tiger] Why not?
You're the queen.
- Oh really? Oh really?
You've been fucking
nega-tron since we started.
- [Tiger] No, I haven't.
I've actually let you need us
into this fucking dead zone.
- Oh, have you?
- So you can take
off your hate crown.
- Oh, my hate crown.
Oh, my hate crown.
What are you five?
- Dude, shut the fuck up!
- Do you need a nap?
Do you need a nap?
No? Fucking get into it.
(moose howling)
- [Kenzie] Guys, guys.
- [Tiger] What was that?
- [Computer] Warning, player--
- [Zach] Whatever it
is, it's coming closer.
(loud shrieking)
- [Tiger[ Wait, wait.
- [Angel] Holy shit.
Fuck this.
(dramatic music)
- [Zach] Come on, Kenzie.
- What the fuck?
(dramatic music continues)
- Holy shit.
(Tiger panting)
- What the fuck was that?
(ominous music)
(blade tings)
- [Kenzie] I totally hate
this. Can we go home, please?
(flower shrieking)
(tone ringing)
- Okay. (panting)
What do you call
bear with no teeth?
It's gummy bear.
- Yo, that joke was
fucking trash, dude.
(Tiger panting)
(ominous music continues)
- [Angel] What the
fuck is going on?
- I don't know. I don't
wanna know what's going on.
- [Angel] I don't want...
It's a fucking Larry.
- I should have just
played Animal Crossing
and stayed home.
- What?
- I should have just
played Animal Crossing
and stayed home.
(ominous music continues)
(sword buzzing)
- You play Animal Crossing ?
- Okay. Not right now, okay?
- Wait, why haven't
you followed me?
(Kenzie sighing)
I follow you.
- Shut--
(ominous music continues)
- [Angel] Whoa, dude!
(Maze laughing)
- What's going on?
- It's Maze.
- What the fuck?
(Tiger sighing)
You almost...
What's going on?
You fucking swinging that
fucking thing at my head
is what's going on.
- (laughing) You're fine.
- [Zach] What are
you doing here?
- Taking these bad bitches
out for a test drive.
- [Angel] What are
you British now?
- Since when does Maze
have a British accent?
- [Angel] Dude, are
you here alone?
- [Maze] No, I'm with Roxy,
but I,
I don't know where
the hell she went.
- Wait, Pop Roxy?
- I swear I did not
tell him. Okay?
- [Tiger] How did he know?
We're in the middle of the
godforsaken forest, Buster!
- I don't know, but I swear
on my grandmother's grave.
- [Tiger] God forbid,
because I will drown
you in hotdog water.
- Please, please
don't rage quit, okay?
Everything's cool.
He's totally cool.
It's fine. It's all good.
- Do you not see him swinging
a real sword around right now?
- Maybe...
Maybe this is a chance
to talk to him, okay?
- Yeah, maybe it's
a chance for you
to mind your own
fucking business.
(birds chirping)
- Oh.
Hey, is this, is this
a real soul ripper?
- Yeah. Don't fucking touch it.
- Okay, chill, I've touched
a guy's dick before.
(Maze sniffs)
Oh, bye.
- You know, you're
lucky I don't feel
like knocking your teeth out.
- [Zach] Ah, I hope you
defeat your demons one day.
(headset beeps)
- [Buster] Okay, I
don't think it fits.
- Yeah, maybe try deflating
your giant ass head, dude.
- Ha, ha, oh. That's funny.
Fuck off.
(whooshes)
- [Computer] Initiating.
(suspenseful music)
- [Angel] Yeah, it's ill, right?
- Hell yeah. Welcome
to the jungle.
(suspenseful music continues)
- Come on, bitch.
(tone beeps)
(bear growling)
(air whooshing)
Stop, leave me alone.
- Alright, Maze is
in the wild. Ah-ooh.
With the heart seeker.
(blade clanging)
The death stick's
coming for you, Larry.
(blade clanging)
(man screaming)
(bird screeching)
(suspenseful music)
(fire roaring)
I know I don't need to say
this, but Maze is... amazing.
Like and subscribe.
- Tiger.
Check this out.
It's pretty neat.
(tone beeping)
- [Computer] Heartbeat
lock initiated.
(birds chirping)
- [Buster] Wait, I want
you to get this, okay?
Get in there real close.
I want every word.
- [Zach] No, no.
No that doesn't
really feel very cool and--
- [Buster] Dude, you want
your Luke and Leia moment.
This is it.
- [Zach] Oh, God.
(Zach panting)
- [Maze] I just wanted to say,
I just wanted you
to know that I--
- [Tiger] Too soon.
- [Maze] Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hang on. Hang on.
Tiger.
I am.
- [Tiger] What?
- [Maze] How long are
you gonna hate me for?
- [Tiger] I don't
hate you, Matthew.
I hate Maze.
You know that.
Just, I wished he go away.
- [Maze] Well. I don't
know what to say.
You know, once you
get to know him,
he's pretty fucking amazing.
- Oh my God, just stop.
(Tiger sighing)
I mean, you've sold your soul
and you don't even see it.
- Look, everyone's for sale.
Everyone has a price.
I don't think for a second
your friends over there
aren't looking at
the bottom line.
At their core, they just
want what's best for them.
- You know, you
sound just like Dad.
- [Maze] We're all the
stars of our own movie.
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
What'd you pick that up
from, a self-help book?
- Hey, don't hate the
player. Hate the game.
(soft music)
I don't expect you to understand
the mamba mentality but
(Maze chuckles)
if I'm bothering
you, I can just bail.
I'll go on my way.
- No, you know, it's fine.
(sighing) The more the merrier.
Come on, kiddies, let's go.
Slay this Slenderman.
(birds chirping)
What the hell, Zach?
This isn't the fucking real
teenagers of the Redwoods.
(soft music continues)
(ominous music)
- Ah! I'm wearing a skirt.
Why did I wear a skirt? Ugh!
(Roxy panting)
Where are you?!
(heart thumping)
Maze!
(suspenseful music)
(Roxy yelling) Maze!
(Buster muttering)
(sword dragging)
(group chattering)
- [Tiger] Just, just,
just go. Go, go, go.
(beast growling)
(Roxy screaming)
(Roxy panting)
(ominous music)
(Roxy whimpering)
- [Roxy] Somebody get
me out of here!
(Roxy panting)
(beast growling)
(heart thumping)
Come on. Quit your crying.
It's not real.
Be still.
(beast growling)
(Tiger sighing)
- [Tiger] It's kind of dark
right now to be doing this.
I don't know why we're
still doing this.
(ominous music)
(beast growling)
- Fuck this! (sobbing)
(beast growling)
- What the fuck?!
Oh, shit! Fuck!
(Roxy screaming)
(beast growling)
- What the fuck is going on?
Dude, shut the fuck up.
(beast growling)
- Oh my God. (panting)
- [Buster] I don't care
what anyone says.
This shit feels real.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Uh. We just leveled up.
But, I think.
- Is that it?
(Roxy screaming)
- What the hell is going on?
- [Maze] Larry?
Is that you?
- Fuck... you!
- [Maze] Come on, Larry!
I love you. I want
a selfie with ya.
- [Buster] We're leveling up,
I think.
- [Computer] Warning,
player location confirmed.
- Oh, shit.
I'm about to die vlogging.
- It's gonna be okay.
This is not real. This is not--
- It's official, I'm 100%
scared shitless right now.
(Roxy screaming)
(Roxy screaming)
(ominous music)
- [Computer] End
game, initiating.
- What the fuck?
Holy shit!
(Roxy screaming)
(camera glitching)
- Oh, fuck!
- [Angel] Holy shit!
(ominous music continues)
(Kenzie screaming)
- [Roxy] Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
(blood gushing)
(Tiger screaming)
- Holy shit!
- [Tiger] What the fuck?!
- Oh, fuck!
Holy fuck!
Holy shit!
(Tiger screaming)
What the...
Fuck this shit. I'm out.
(Kenzie panting)
(ominous music continues)
- [Computer] Warning,
heartbeat not detected.
- No, look, we have no idea.
We don't, we don't
know whether it was a,
a software malfunction,
a user malfunction.
All, all we know is that the,
the game is meant to be
played on mobile devices.
(radio chatter)
- [Reporter 1] Do you
got any kind of motive
on why this occurred?
(notification dings)
- Um, I, I, I don't know
what the motives are.
I don't really know a lot
about this kind of technology.
I do know that the game--
- [Reporter 2] Is DREAMFURY.
- What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
(heartbeat pounding)
- Fuck.
Kenzie?
Kenzie?
(ominous music)
- [Computer] Heartbeat lock,
initiating.
- [Kenzie] Oh, fuck, my bag.
Whoa. Shit.
- [Buster] Angel!
Zach!
Tiger?
(eerie music)
(owl hooting)
(heart thumping)
Murmur is, no, that was trash.
That was trash.
Hey, blockbusters, you
are not gonna believe
what just happened back there.
Murmur is next level.
That was fucking trash.
Okay.
Hey, no.
Hey.
(ominous music)
(Kenzie panting)
Pleasure without measure.
Murmur is the pleasure
of without measure.
Murmur is next level!
Fuck.
Shit.
(static crackling)
(ominous music)
(beast wailing)
(thudding, squishing)
(Kenzie panting)
- [Zach] What? What is that?
- [Kenzie] No!
- [Zach] Kenzie?
- [Kenzie] Tiger!
(beast growling)
- Roxy.
- [Angel] Kenzie?
Zach?
Buster?
Tiger?
(heart thumping)
Yo, Kanye, you best
back the fuck up.
- Come on!
(static crackling)
Fuck!
(static crackling)
Why is this happening?
Come on.
- [Computer] Warning,
(computer distorting)
- [Buster] Angel!
(static crackling)
Zach!
Come on, Tiger.
This isn't funny.
- Hey, Buster, it's Tiger.
You can go fuck yourself.
- [Kenzie] What the fuck?!
(Kenzie sobbing)
(heart thumping)
(ominous music)
(Kenzie sobbing)
Oh my God.
(camera beeps)
This is Kenzie's Confessions.
You may be wondering what's
going on here in the Red forest.
(Kenzie panting)
It's kind of hard
to explain right now
so, let me show you.
(sobbing)
You know, this,
this, this may not be
for people who get squeamish,
so you're gonna have
to close your eyes.
Holy fuck!
Ah! (whimpering)
Ah!
- [Karen] Hello, this is Karen.
How can I be of
service for you today?
- Karen.
- [Karen] Yes.
- Karen.
Great.
- [Kenzie] Tiger!
- [Zach] Kenzie?
- [Kenzie] Zach!
(ominous music)
(fire crackling)
- Where are you, Larry?
(ominous music)
(footsteps crunching)
(gem whirring)
(beast growling)
- [Maze] Larry!
(sword whooshing)
Is that you?
(beast growling)
(static crackling)
(beast growling)
What the? (grunting)
(Maze grunting)
Come on. (panting)
(Maze groaning)
(static crackling)
(Maze panting)
(beast growling)
(ominous music)
Fuck.
(beast growling)
(ominous music)
(gem tinging)
- [Computer] Congratulations,
you've leveled up.
(heart thumping fast)
(Maze panting)
(ominous music)
- Fuck yeah!
I'm me some Maze.
(beast growling)
(slashing)
(blood squirting)
(beast growling)
- What the fuck?
- What was that?
(ominous music)
(beast growling)
(Angel panting)
- Oh fuck. Oh fuck, oh.
- Karen.
Great. You know what?
Uh, let me save us both
a whole lot of time
and can I please talk
to your supervisor?
(upbeat music)
(phone line beeps)
- [Kevin] Hello, this is Kevin.
How can I help you today?
- Awesome. You know what?
That's, that's fantastic.
Uh, it's not working.
Okay, it's looking
like, it's 8-bit.
It's sluggish.
- [Kevin] Okay. We apologize.
Lemme see what I can do.
- [Zach] Oh, shit.
(Kenzie sobbing)
- Oh, Zach!
- I am looking for--
- Zach! Zach, I'm here!
- [Zach] Oh.
(Kenzie sobbing)
What?
- I'm stuck.
(heart thumping)
- Um.
- How bad is it?
- Okay. Okay.
Um, okay.
I'm, I'm, I'm pretty sure it
missed all your vital organs.
- [Kenzie] How do you know?
- Well, 'cause you'd be dead?
- Will you quit staring
at me like Michael Cera?
(ominous music)
- [Angel] Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
What the fuck?
(metal clanks)
(liquid dripping)
(heart thumping fast)
(Angel panting)
Fuck!
Fuck!
What the fuck?!
- [Buster] Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be great.
'Cause this is fucking annoying.
- [Kevin] Where are
you calling from, sir?
I'm sorry. We're having
difficulty hearing you.
- Oh. Difficulty hearing you?
(yelling) How about now?
I'm in the middle
of fucking nowhere.
What am I supposed
to do about that?
- [Kevin] And where
would that be, sir?
(Buster grunting)
- Fuck, fuck.
(heart thumping fast)
Fuck off!
Fuck off, James Franco.
Siri.
(phone beeps)
Google "bear trap."
- [Siri] Bear Trap is
an LGBTQ bar located in--
- [Angel] Oh, thank you.
(dramatic music)
(camera thuds)
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Welcome
to Morningbutter manor!
Larry awaits.
(chimpanzee shrieking)
(Zach gasping)
- [Zach] Okay.
It doesn't look good. Sorry.
- Well, it doesn't feel
good so pull it out.
- Really?
- Yes. Pull it out!
- [Zach] Okay.
(heart thumping)
- [Kenzie] What,
what are you doing?
- [Zach] I'm just gonna
put my camera away.
- [Kenzie] No, no, no.
The fuck you're not.
You're filming this shit.
(heart thumping fast)
- What? I'm sorry,
I don't, I don't.
Ah! What?
Sorry. This sounds,
this sounds crazy.
What do you mean?
- Are you crazy, this
is so cash money.
What are you talking about?
- No, no, Kenzie. This is not.
This is not the rebranding
Buster was talking about
and even if it was, I
just, I just, I just can't.
- W-w-w-why not?
(heart thumping fast)
(soft music)
- Like, like, look,
I- I was actually born with
this little voice in my head
and it keeps saying, "This
is a stupid fucking idea."
Some things never
need to be seen like,
I don't know, like
your parents locked up
like dogs having sex.
- I'm not doing a porno.
- I know.
- All right.
I'm not a cam girl.
I have a fucking branch
stuck through my stomach.
Not my fuck box.
- It's kind like, it's kind of,
it's kind of the
same thing, right?
Like it's kind of
could be fetish,
like masturbating during
Minecraft or something.
And I'm not trying to
kink shame or anything.
I'm just saying that...
- Zach.
- Is...
- Zach!
I'm gonna pull this
branch out myself
and smack you with it.
(static crackling)
- [Kevin] Please bear with me.
- [Computer] Warning--
- [Buster] It's better.
I mean,
the whole zombie thing is tired,
but um, at least
they kind of look
like they want to eat my brain.
- [Kevin] It appears as
if we're experiencing
some technical difficulties
in your surrounding area.
- Really? Jesus.
- Unfortunately,
our IT isn't responding.
- [Buster] What does that mean?
- [Kevin] It could simply mean
a communications
tower is down,
or our remote data station
has been disturbed.
(zombies groaning)
- [Buster] Disturbed.
Define,
disturbed.
'Cause um...
- [Kevin] I'm sorry,
we are currently--
- [Buster] It's
definitely not something
you want to hear deep in
the middle of the woods.
- [Kevin] Did you try
restarting your phone?
That would reset
the application.
- [Buster] Is that what
we're doing, Kevin?
Do you think I'm stupid, Kevin?
(ominous music)
(heart thumping)
(ominous music continues)
(door creaking)
- [Zach] Oh fuck,
this is so fucked up.
- Oh. Come on.
- Um.
God, please don't judge me.
(Kenzie groaning)
(Kenzie panting)
- Just, just count me in.
Just, just fucking pull it.
Okay? (shuddering)
- [Zach] Okay, okay.
We'll just count.
We'll just count.
We'll just do it.
(Kenzie inhaling deeply)
(Kenzie exhaling)
Okay. You ready?
- Let's do it.
Let's do it. Yeah.
(bells jingling)
- One.
- Ay. Ay.
- Two.
Three.
(Kenzie screaming)
Fuck! No, no, no.
(Kenzie sobbing)
I'm gonna come back. I'm
gonna come back, all right?
- Fuck!
- [Man on TV] Have to
think of young children
as you watch
young chimpanzees.
They play, tease, and
fight with each other,
but when frightened,
they look to each
other for reassurance.
- Okay, come on,
come on.
(Static crackling)
Come on.
(tone ringing)
- [Computer] Warning,
(computer distorting)
- There we go.
(air whooshing)
Oh, Jesus!
- Is that a thing?
- [Man] Eight inch
three clamp.
40 pounds, measures
over 42 inches long.
Bear blade.
- Oh my God.
- Does not feel good.
- Dude.
Are you seriously getting
off on the fucking bear trap?
- [Dr. Bim] March
13th, cause of illness,
ingesting a virus through
improperly cooked meats.
Recorded symptoms are--
(beast growling)
- [Buster] I don't
think you understand
what kind of a dire
situation we're in,
because I don't
think you want to add
killed a valued customer
to your resume.
- [Computer] Warning--
(beast growling)
- [Buster] Oh shit! (grunting)
- [Dr. Bim] The time is
12:22 in my laboratory.
I've made a grave error.
(rumbling)
One that has left a young
human deformed and heartless.
(heart thumping)
Seeking to have a son,
an heir, a legacy,
I created a less
than human creature.
Its evil is unlike anything
Mother Earth has ever witnessed.
Forgive me, father.
- [Tiger] Matthew?
- [Dr. Bim] April 25th,
we've tried our damndest
to block out his pain.
- What?
- To find some form of--
- So that's what they mean
when they want all
your images. (scoffing)
- The agonizing, stabbing
pain of the wound
keeps him conscious.
(heart thumping)
His cheekbones have sunken.
Darkness circles his
eyes in a blind--
(Tiger grunting)
- [Zach] Three!
(Kenzie groaning)
Fuck, fuck.
Shit, shit. I keep fucking...
Fuck this (mumbling)
no sense right now!
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
- [Dr. Bim] It appears
the infant has facial
hyperdontia.
The tooth is wide--
- This is so fucked up.
- Locations of extra teeth.
The paramolars,
additional teeth are
coming in the rear
(door creaking)
- Matthew.
- Adjacent to the molars.
- Fucking creep. Fuck you.
- Distal molar.
An extra tooth grows inline
with your other molars
rather than around them.
(heart thumping)
Mesiodens, an extra
tooth grows behind
and around the incisors,
the additional teeth
appear with a dental arch.
Their arrangement
is non-symmetrical.
(ominous music)
(door creaking)
I have come to the
final conclusion
that November has
spawned a monster.
- You know what, dude?
Fuck this!
Selfie stick.
(soft music)
Save my fucking life!
(heart thumping)
- [Tiger] Matthew?
- [Maze] Hello.
Maze here driving
with my sister Tiger.
Say hi.
- [Tiger] Maze.
- Me.
- [Tiger] Okay, I don't wanna,
I don't wanna say anything,
but that's fucked up.
- [Maze] Wow.
No, actually, it's amazing.
Ah-mazing.
(Maze sighing)
(upbeat music)
Amazing.
- There's nothing
amazing about that.
Just, just stop.
- [Maze] Wow.
You get a cool ass
name like Tiger
and, and Mom names me Matthew.
That's like, that's like
calling your kid beige.
- [Tiger] It's super cool.
- No, it's safe is what it is.
Matt?
Matt?
- It's your name.
- [Maze] It's literally
like being called a doormat.
Fuck Matt, all right?
I'm tired of being stepped on.
(horn honking)
(tires screeching)
- Shit!
(metal crunching)
(bell chimes)
- [Zach] Hey, look at me. You're
gonna be okay, okay?
You're gonna be fine.
- Larry's gonna fucking eat
me like a hot dog on a stick.
- Fuck. Stop.
Okay. Larry's not
fucking real, okay?
Okay.
(Kenzie sobbing)
And those are called corn
dogs just, I'm gonna...
- Are you fucking
kidding me right now?
You're gonna correct me?
Fuck you!
- [Zach] Oh, I feel like shit.
This fucking sucks.
(Angel groaning)
(trap clanks)
Fuck!
(ominous music)
- [Computer] Warning, player
outside of game boundaries.
(upbeat music)
(fire crackling)
- [Buster] Fuck.
(upbeat music continues)
- [Computer] Warning, player
outside of game boundaries.
(upbeat music continues)
Burn, baby, burn
Burn, baby, burn
- [Computer] Warning, player
outside of game boundaries.
Burn, baby, burn
(beast growling)
- Oh, come the fuck on.
(beast growling)
I hear you.
You come get it, motherfucker.
You come eat the cake, Anna Mae!
If you think for one second
you're gonna nibble on these
nipples, you're dead wrong.
(upbeat music)
To my surprise
100 stories high
People
- [Computer] Warning,
player off course.
Turn back now.
- [Delivery Man] Fuck.
(pounding on door)
Motherfucker, motherfucker,
motherfucker.
(door creaking)
Hey, a delivery
from Double Dragon.
Oh, good gravy.
Please don't tell
me you didn't order
the goddamn orange chicken
with garlic snow peas.
Oh. Motherfucker!
Oh. Motherfucker,
motherfucker, motherfucker.
Ha. I'm sorry.
- Um.
- Uh, this place is always
just such a bitch to find.
It took me an hour.
- [Tiger] Sounds like
something my
fucking brother would do.
I'm sorry.
- [Delivery Man] Sorry. It's
just weird as fuck up here.
- Yeah, do you,
you know what this place is?
- [Delivery Man] I don't
know, except it's a place
where everyone comes to
drink the blood of children.
(soft music)
White lace and promises
(heart thumping)
A kiss for luck and
we're on our way
- Well, well, well, what
do we have here?
We got some,
some maps in case you get
lost in this fucking cave.
(soft music continues)
So many roads to choose
We'll start out walkin'
and learn to run
Okay, what do we
got over here? Fuck.
Holy hell, 9,000! All right.
Well, folks, you are
hearing it here first.
Sharing horizons
that are new to us
Oh, shit.
What the fucking mother ship?
Watchin' the signs
along the way
Belly of the beast,
the, uh, brain of
this whole operation.
Just the two of us
(computer beeping)
Workin' together day to day
Together
(computer beeping)
(mouse clicking)
That's pretty fucking cool.
They probably murdered people
here, but it's, it's cool.
So much of life ahead
Whew!
We'll find a place
(bottles clanking)
Where there's room to grow
(board thuds)
(heart thumping)
And yes, we've just begun
Oh.
Sponsored by DREAMFURY.
Sharing horizons
That are new to us
Watchin' the signs
along the way
Oh!
(Angel screaming)
(ominous music)
- [Zach] Hey, okay,
okay, yeah.
Hey, here's your phone.
Here's your phone.
There you go. You got it.
There you go. Yeah.
Yeah, you got your phone. Good.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
(Kenzie shuddering)
Good. Good.
Okay. Hey, hey, hey, you
gotta stay awake, okay?
Okay, good. You got your
phone, just stay awake.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
uh, I'll get you....
(Zach panting)
I'll get you...
- Oh, oh, okay.
- I can't believe this is
fucking happening. Goddamn you.
Whatever. Fuck it.
Oh-ho! Yeah, bitch!
(metal clanks)
Fuck you! Fuck you! (panting)
I'm gonna fucking kick
you out of my house.
I'm calling the cops.
I'm getting you out of
my house, clingy bitch!
I'm putting you on Reddit too.
Fuck you.
(somber music)
- I have, I have a--
- Hey.
Hey, hey.
Zach.
You know,
(heart thumping)
I'm not supposed
to die like this.
(beast growling)
- [Zach] Okay, I have...
- I was supposed to have
a big wedding one day.
(tone beeps)
- [Computer] Warning,
player location confirmed.
(ominous music)
- But now I'm gonna
have a small funeral.
(beast screeching)
- Um, I, I...
Ah, um, I, I...
Ah.
(footsteps stomping)
(beast growling)
(metal clangs)
(blood gushing)
- [Tiger] Nothing good
happens in basements.
He's, he's gotta be
down here somewhere.
Okay. (sighing)
(ominous music)
(heartbeat thumping)
Matthew.
- [Delivery Man] Question.
Why do you keep
yelling, "Matthew"?
That's not who the
Double Dragon is for.
- Who's the order
for then, Maze?
- No, the order's for some
dude named Larry.
- [Tiger] Oh God,
are you fucking me?
Run.
(feet stomping)
- [Delivery Man]
W- What did I say?
Why are we running?
(metal clangs)
(blood gushes)
(ominous music)
(beast growling)
(camera glitching)
- [Tiger] Oh, shit, shit.
Fuck.
(door jiggling)
Fuck.
(beast growling)
(metal rattling)
(Angel chuckling)
- Yes, God!
Thank you, God.
I love you, God.
I love you.
I'm sorry I didn't
mean any of that.
(ominous music)
(beast growling)
(heart thumping fast)
Fuck your family. Fuck your mom.
Fuck your dad.
Fuck your grandpa.
Fuck your grandma. Fuck
your great-grandparents.
Fuck your children.
(beast growling)
(Tiger panting)
(dogs barking)
(crickets chirping)
(Tiger panting)
- [Buster] Hey.
- Fuck! Oh my God.
(Tiger sobbing)
What the fuck are you doing?
- Charging my phone.
(Tiger panting)
- Where is everyone?
- I'm gonna need therapy.
I need a lot of therapy.
I didn't want PTSD,
but here I am.
- Buster. Buster, just...
It's gonna, it's gonna be okay.
Just where is everyone?
Where's Kenzie? Where's Zach?
Where's Angel?
(car thuds)
(both gasping)
- Who, who leaves
out a bear trap?
- I don't think that's
important right now.
- [Angel] Buster,
you're kind of a pussy.
I think I need a band-aid.
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
That's not funny.
We need to get him
to the hospital...
- [Angel] No, no, no. It works.
- [Tiger] Buster.
I've seen it in a movie
like 8,000 times.
(footsteps crunching)
- [Zach] Guys?
- [Tiger] Zach.
(camera thuds)
- [Buster] Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, are you okay?
It's okay. Okay now.
Everyone's in here. Let's
get the fuck out of here.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop. We
can't, we can't go.
We need to get Matthew.
- Yeah, fucking hell we do.
- No, no, no, no.
Buster, Buster, we
can't leave him here.
(Buster panting)
- Yes, we fucking can.
We're getting out of
here right this second
while our souls are still
fucking attached to our bodies.
- Fine then, I don't
care. I'll go alone.
- Tiger!
This is not a video game.
We do not have
multiple lives, okay?
Look, I got a sneak
peek behind the curtain.
And you know what I saw?
A fridge full of body parts.
Okay? This is some white
trash Westworld bullshit!
- [Angel] I think I
saw this in a Scooby--
- Angel, shut the fuck up!
I don't need you stirring
up shit right now.
- [Tiger] How do you even know
it's real or part of the game?
- Exactly. Murmur is a fucked
up app for fucked up people.
It's your brother's fault.
He's the fucking one that
got us into this fucking,
just fuck!
- You called him?
- [Buster] Yeah.
DREAMFURY is his fucking deal.
- You motherfucker!
- [Buster] You get back--
(car beeping)
(doors opening and closing)
Get back in the car. We
are leaving right now.
Tiger. (panting)
We do not have time
for this, Tiger.
We're gonna die.
Do not film this right
now. Do not film.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Don't be an idiot.
- Film it! What
are you afraid of?
Looking like an asshole
that lied to my face?!
- Look, listen, I don't know
what you want from me, okay?
Maze said he was sorry for
everything that happened for us.
I don't know what you want!
- Oh, come on!
That's such a load
of fucking bullshit!
Maze doesn't care about
anyone but himself.
I told you he'd probably kill us
the next time and
you didn't listen
and look at us, Angel's
bleeding to death
and God knows where Kenzie is.
- I'm doing the best as I can!
I'm sorry, but I'm fucking
tired of being blamed for
your sibling rival bullshit!
- You think I'm jealous of Maze?
You're so fucking
blind. I don't...
I'm so tired of bailing him
out of his fucking
bullshit like this.
I don't, it's not about me.
I don't care about
protecting the company.
I came because you guys
are my best friends
and you're the
only fucking people
I give a shit about on this
fucking trashware of a planet!
You know, Maze is so, is
so wrong in so many ways.
But he was right
about one thing.
You only fucking
care about yourself.
- Fuck!
Get out! (panting)
Fuck.
(door opening)
(Buster grunting)
Get in, Angel!
(car beeping)
(door sliding)
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I can confirm that
we have five victims,
one confirmed survivor.
Uh, we are using DNA technology
to identify three
of the victims.
(radio chattering)
- [Reporter 1] And how
many killed, do we know?
(cameras clicking)
(crickets chirping)
(tone chimes)
(Zach panting)
- [Zach] Tiger?
- Oh. What are you doing?
- I'm coming with you.
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
- Why?
Because Buster wants
you to film it?
- [Zach] No, because
I'm your friend.
- [Tiger] Great, I, I
appreciate it, Zach,
but you, you just
don't have to come.
(upbeat music)
- [GPS] Starting
route to San Francisco.
(Buster muttering)
- Buster was not built
for this. (chuckling)
This was an
epic nightmare
that needed to end.
Am I right? 'Cause like
I didn't want to die.
Did you? (sighing)
No.
- [Tiger] Do you wanna
change your mind?
- [Zach] You know
that part when you're
watching a scary movie and
collectively everyone says,
"Why the fuck are
they going in there,
they're gonna die"?
- Yeah.
- [Zach] Yeah. That's
this part right now.
- Zach, I hear you, but
that isn't happening.
This isn't a movie.
- [Zach] Yeah,
they say that too.
(ominous music)
- I don't understand why she
hates her brother so much
because she acts just like him.
You know, she could, she
could consider medication.
They have medication.
She knows that, right?
She knows about medication
because she needs
like a mood stabilizer
(GPS beeps)
or fucking something.
- [GPS] Head west on Ambrose
Avenue, then turn right.
- Wouldn't you agree?
(ominous music)
(static crackling)
(stairs creaking)
(static crackling)
(ominous music)
You know, I would appreciate
your silent support as I make
this very difficult decision.
- [Angel] Hmm.
Are you done?
- Yeah, I think so. Why?
- Because watching you
suck your own dick
for the past 10 minutes
has been the highlight
of my entire life.
(ominous music)
(heart thumping)
(static crackling)
(beast growling)
- [Tiger] Run.
(ominous music continues)
(beast growling)
(ominous music continues)
(beast growling)
(both panting)
It's so fucked up. (panting)
(heart thumping fast)
- [Zach] Okay.
Okay, what the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
- Take a wild guess. (panting)
(floor creaking)
(beast growling)
- This is the part,
this is the part where I have
that conversation with myself
that starts with...
Oh God, what the fuck.
(beast growling)
What the fuck is going on?
(tone chimes)
(heart thumping)
(ominous music)
(fire crackling)
(Zach panting)
(graphics glitching)
(soft music)
(Zach muttering)
- It's Buster.
- [Zach] What? Really?
- Yeah. It's Buster.
- [Zach] What's he saying?
(keys clacking)
- That's Tiger and...
that's Zach.
All right, let's
override this bitch.
(keys clacking)
- [Angel] Fucking trip.
- [Computer] Rerouting
network traffic.
- [Buster] Just don't open
the fridge and you'll be fine.
- [Computer] Security
systems disabled.
- Fuck these people.
It's Maze.
- [Computer] Player located.
(bottles clinking)
- What are you doing?
(text clacking)
(soft music)
(Tiger panting)
- Maze is upstairs.
(soft music continues)
Oh my God.
(Tiger panting)
(heart thumping)
(static crackling)
(Tiger panting)
Matthew?
(soft music continues)
(sword buzzing)
Shit.
(sword buzzing)
- [Computer]
Deleting player data.
Tracking systems--
(loud banging)
- [Angel] This isn't good.
(chimpanzees vocalizing)
(static crackling)
(Maze groaning)
- [Tiger] Matthew?
(heart thumping)
(static crackling)
(Maze panting)
- [Maze] Tiger.
- It's okay. Its okay.
(Maze mumbling)
(Tiger panting)
(sword thuds)
No.
- [Maze] I almost
won. (chuckles)
(Tiger panting)
- [Tiger] It's over,
Matthew, we gotta...
We gotta get you
outta here. Okay?
- Hey, hey...
- [Tiger] What?
- I'm sorry. (chuckling)
(beast growling)
(power whirring off)
- [Angel] Buster,
get out of here.
(Angel screaming)
And yes, we've just begun
(music swells)
(beast growling)
Sharing horizons
that are new to us
Watchin' the signs
along the way
(Angel screaming)
Talkin' it over,
just the two of us
(blade slicing)
Workin' together day to day
(beast growling)
(blade slicking)
Together
- Come on.
- Tiger. Tiger. (panting)
(soft music)
I'm sorry.
(loud thudding)
(beast growling)
- It's okay. Let's go.
- [Maze] Hey. (coughing)
(sword buzzing)
(Tiger panting)
(soft music continues)
(beast growling)
- [Zach] What are you seeing?
(static crackling)
(soft music continues)
Come closer and see
(door clanging)
(beast growling)
- [Tiger] This motherfucker.
(Zach muttering)
- [Zach] What the fuck
is happening?
We're okay.
(Zach exhaling)
(beast growling)
(soft music continues)
Stop! Stop!
Th- this ain't Aliens
and you ain't Ripley.
This isn't a fucking game.
Can we just, can we
just go back, please?
- No. Fuck Larry.
Just follow your eyes
(soft music continues)
(door creaking open)
Just follow your eyes
(static crackling)
(soft music continues)
(static crackling)
(soft music continues)
(static crackling)
This is real.
- Yeah.
I see it too.
(beast growling)
(Tiger gasping)
(sword clangs)
(soft music continues)
(beast growling)
(sword clanking)
(Zach gasping)
- [Tiger] They kiss.
Let's have them kiss.
(beast growling)
(blade slicing)
(beast growling)
(heart thumping)
(sword rattling)
(heart thumping fast)
(chimpanzees vocalizing)
(static crackling)
(soft music continues)
(beast growling)
(soft music continues)
- And here
we go.
(beast growling)
(blade slicing)
- I love Larry.
He's so cute.
(beast growling)
(heart thumping fast)
(beast growling)
- [Ginger] Tiger is her spirit.
(ax whooshing)
And she has the ferocity to
fight off spiritual enemies.
(beast growling)
(blade clanking)
- Oh my--
- Yeah!
- Oh my God.
(blade clanking)
(Tiger groaning)
(blade clanks)
- I don't wanna die,
like I don't wanna die.
(soft music continues)
(sword whirring)
(blade clanks and Tiger groans)
(beast growling)
(beast growling)
(beast panting)
(static crackling)
(soft music continues)
(intense music)
(static crackling)
(insects chirping)
(camera whirring)
(chair rustling)
(door opens)
(Tiger panting)
(heart thumping)
(suspenseful music)
- [Computer] Congratulations.
New level achieved.
(dramatic music)
- [Man] Guilty.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
- [Buster] Don't forget to
hit like, subscribe.
If you like the show,
share it with your friends.
If you don't like it?
- Smash the like button!
- Don't say a thing.
- Oh my God. I'm ear blind.
- Sorry.
(clapboard claps)
(camera beeps)
(door opens)
(footsteps approaching)
(computer beeps)
(mouse clicking)
- [Investigator] I can
speculate, but I,
I really don't know.
All I can say is in
my experience,
I would have to say that...
R as in Robert, I as in Isaac,
V as in victory, E as in Edward,
R as in Robert, S as in Sam.
(ominous music)
(heart thumping)
- [Computer] Warning,
player off course.
Turn back now.
(Roxy screams)
(camera buzzes)
(dogs howling)
(suspenseful music)
(Roxy panting)
(Roxy mumbling, panting)
- [Roxy] Somebody help me.
Somebody get me out of here!
(camera buzzes)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Roxy panting)
- [Computer] Warning, player
outside of game boundaries.
Turn back now.
- Fuck this.
(zombies grunting)
(dog growling)
(Roxy screaming)
(suspenseful music continues)
(dogs growling)
- [Computer] Warning,
player located.
- No! What the fuck?
(computer speaks distortedly)
(static cracking)
(zombies growling)
- [Computer] Heartbeat
lock initiated.
- Quit you're crying.
It's not real.
Be still. (whimpers)
This is so fucked up.
- [Computer] Update available.
Please restart your device.
(Roxy screams)
End game, initiating.
(Roxy panting)
- No!
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. (screams)
- [Computer] Warning,
heartbeat not det--
(static crackles)
(insects chirping)
(suspenseful music)
(graphics glitching)
(people chattering)
(match sparks)
(suspenseful music continues)
(candy splatting)
(suspenseful music continues)
(clapperboard claps)
(suspenseful music continues)
(ax whooshes)
(static crackles)
(suspenseful music continues)
(lock clicks)
(door creaks)
(suspenseful music continues)
(mouse squeaks)
(suspenseful music continues)
(static crackles)
(suspenseful music continues)
(typewriter clacking)
(suspenseful music continues)
(footsteps tapping)
(floor creaking)
- [Buster] Like. Subscribe.
Like the show.
(static crackling)
- At 8:43 AM Pacific
this morning,
we received a 911 telephone call
regarding what the
caller described as a
(radio chatter)
severed body part,
potentially human.
(radio chatter)
Hang on one second,
we are not disclosing
any of the victim's
names at this juncture.
We are still notifying
family members.
I can confirm.
No, we can't, we can't give
any names out at this juncture.
I can only confirm.
(radio chatter)
We don't know, it could have
been a software malfunction.
It could have been a
hardware malfunction.
It could have been--
I- I don't think an animal
was responsible, but...
(radio chatter)
We are currently in possession
of six mobile devices.
We will be mining the
data from those devices.
If it records, we will get
it and we will get the data,
much like an
accident investigator
does with a black
box at a crash site.
(radio chatter)
And with that data,
we will be able
to put together a second by
second timeline of events.
- [Kenzie] What the fuck?!
(computer mouse clicks)
- Yeah, we've absolutely
done this before.
This is not new territory
for our agency at all.
- [Reporter 1] What are
you gonna do with it?
Will you make it public? When
are you gonna make it public?
- We will. Yeah, we will.
(radio chatter)
We will release our findings
to the public when appropriate.
We know how this ended.
We need to find
out how it began.
(door creaking)
- [Buster] Hey, everybody.
What up?
Tiger.
It's Buster.
Blowing up your phone.
I'm here!
(soft rock music)
(Kenzie laughing)
- Your nose.
- My entire face.
- [Buster] You're gonna
let her attack things.
- [Tiger] Okay,
hand her her weapon.
Okay.
(Zach imitating lightsaber)
- Yep.
- Oh.
- Ooh!
- Give me some direction.
- Oh.
- Better.
Do it better!
- I like your shoes.
- Thank you.
- I was joking. (laughing)
- [Angel] Whoa.
- [Kenzie] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What? What did you say?
- Oh!
- Whoa!
- [Tiger] Oh, fuck!
- [Angel] Oh my God.
- Come on Tiger!
- All right, Tiger.
Do it for the 'gram!
- Shut up!
- Do it for the 'gram.
- [Angel] You're
about to hit me.
You're about to kill me!
You're about to kill me!
- Oh my God.
- [Buster] Turn around
- There you go.
- Yeah.
- Tiger, swing!
- Fuck yeah!
- Oh my God!
- Yeah!
-Take out those anger
issues all over it.
- [Angel] Jesus. Oh my God.
- Fuck yeah!
- Oh, your barbaric.
- [Ginger] That's
why she's Tiger.
Don't say that!
You only have one sister.
This isn't about you.
- Wait, where'd my child go?
Oh, my baby.
- Oh, great. Great
birthday present, Matthew,
just add to her
abandonment issues.
(Ginger sighing)
(group chattering)
- That's insensitive.
- Here we go.
(group chattering)
- Kenzie, sweetheart,
make sure you get the
ears and everything.
- [Kenzie] Yes, yes, yes.
Oh.
My little baby's 18.
- [Kenzie] Yay!
- [All] Happy
birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
- [Angel] Brr, brr! Brr, brr!
Happy birth--
- [Kenzie] Make a wish.
(upbeat music)
No one to hold me close
When I'm waiting to let go
- Oh, good Lord.
- Oh, she's doing
literally one by one.
- Just like a few more.
Why is this so painful?
Just do it.
- Woo!
- How many wishes
do you think you get?
- Oh. (laughing)
- You get 18 wishes.
- Yay!
(group cheering)
- [Buster] You had one
shot and you blew it.
- Yay!
- One more time.
Happy birthday
- No!
- Oh. Okay. Sorry.
- I'm not gonna cry.
I'm not gonna cry.
Maybe...
- Oh God.
- Maybe I'm gonna cry.
- Oh God.
- All right.
On this day...
- This is gonna be
on cringe compilation.
- On this day, shhh.
On this day, 18 years ago...
- Oh.
- [Ginger] The heavens erupted
and the stars exploded
and the powers that be placed
this soul into my belly.
- Oh.
- Tiger is her spirit animal.
And she has the
ferocity and the courage
and the strength to fight
off spiritual enemies.
And I love you so much.
- Thanks.
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
(lips smack)
- Cut the cake.
Come on, let's get
the cake, come on.
- Okay, okay.
- Speech.
- Speech.
- Before I murder this emoji.
- [Angel] Aww.
Okay, I don't like the
way you looked at me
before you said that, but go on.
- I just wanna say (sighing)
I love you all.
- Aw.
- Yeah.
- So nice.
- Thank you,
all for being here
for me this past year.
- Aw.
- Aw.
- Sucked.
- Aw, we love you.
- Thanks.
- You're awesome.
- Will I?
- Okay.
I bet you won't just
eat this whole thing.
- Whoa, that's a big piece.
- Are you fondant of it?
(Kenzie singing)
- [Angel] Keep going, girl.
Keep going, queen.
Show Papa Angel some action.
- You know when I--
- Oh no!
- Ooh, hey, hey, hey.
- [Tiger] Oh no!
(group chattering)
- That's how I sleep
at night, like this.
- [Kenzie] Welcome
back to the channel.
Make sure to smash
that like button.
- Why are they so aggressive
like smash the like button?
They're like, "Smash it or
I'm gonna rip your head off!"
- If this video
gets 5,000 likes,
we're gonna smash Tiger's
face into the freaking cake.
(air hissing)
- You suck! (laughing)
- [Angel] Who you
gonna call? 911.
- Maze, you were right.
- Yes. Yes.
(dramatic music)
Just wanna dance, dance
- [Maze] All right.
- This guy's sick.
- Oh my God.
You guys can't be fucking--
- Shh!
- Close the door.
- Please be quiet.
- Are you serious right now?
- Why are you yelling?
- Why are you watching Maze?
- Why are you saying--
- It was an accident.
Shh. Shh.
- Please don't tell Tiger.
- Well, what's fuck
boy up to then?
(upbeat music)
- [Angel] He's so fucked.
- [Kenzie] Huh?
- [Angel] He's just gonna
fucking kill himself.
- [Kenzie] What's the
point of this shit?
- [Angel] I don't know,
but he's gonna fucking die.
- Why do, why do
people like watching this?
(upbeat music)
[Kenzie] And you guys
are watching it.
- [Angel] Well, like I--
- Kenzie] I mean, clearly.
- [Angel] I literally--
- Okay.
- [Angel] Oh my God.
This is literally porn
for people to fap to.
- And you're just enjoying it.
- I'm not. No, stop.
- Look that smirk on his face.
- [Angel] Yo, wait. Hang on.
(people chattering)
- [Angel] Catch the boat.
I caught the boat.
Look I did the--
- [Zach] Yeah. That's right.
- [Kenzie] Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
- Am I Scooby-Doo or Shaggy?
Which one?
- But the real question is...
- Are you filming right now?
- What number, what
cake number is that?
- [Angel] Hang on.
- [Zach] Hey, Buster,
do you think we can get
a nice message for
the birthday girl?
- Bitch, please get that
phone out of my face.
- Oh, whoa, my God.
Oh, I never felt anything
was powerful in my life.
- [Buster] Give it a break.
- And...
- [Kenzie] Did you cry?
- [Zach] You act like
we're filming a funeral.
This is a birthday.
- [Buster] Really? No
one wants to--
- I just came.
- [Kenzie] Okay.
- [Zach] Okay. Yeah.
I'll cut you out of it, man.
- Not just me. This whole
fucking thing, okay?
- Oh.
- [Zach] What's the problem?
- All you ever have is
a phone in your hand.
Look, do you even know what
to say without a phone?
Put it down and stop filming me.
- [Angel] The fuck?
- Okay. My bad.
I didn't know--
- Get the fuck out of my face.
- [Tiger] What's this about?
'Cause it's clearly not
about him recording you.
Fuck Maze.
- Yeah, fuck Maze.
He's making millions and we're
making stupid little videos,
barely surviving.
- Because he's a dick that
only cares about himself.
- Okay.
- Did you forget he
almost got us killed?
- Don't be so dramatic.
We got a few stitches.
- Do you wanna die
doing something stupid?
'Cause I don't. Think of
getting more subscribers.
- [Buster] That's not
what I'm saying.
Let's just think
outside of the box.
Okay. Let's take on
some clients.
Let's go in a different
fucking direction.
- [Tiger] What, you wanna start
shoving shit up Angel's asshole?
- If that gets us more
eyeballs then fuck yeah.
- That was one time.
- [Tiger] Really?
- [Buster] Yeah.
- [Tiger] So that's what
you wanna fucking be.
Fucking click bait?
- You know, I think that
would make everyone happy.
- [Tiger] Really?
- Yeah.
(Tiger scoffs)
- You know, fuck it then.
You take over.
(door opens and closes)
- [Angel] Uncool, dude.
- Great birthday party.
- [Angel] Fucked Up.
- Hello and welcome to...
Wait For It.
(upbeat music)
(tone beeps)
Hello, and welcome
to Wait For It!
(upbeat music)
(tone beeps)
Hello.
Welcome to Wait For It.
(upbeat music)
(tone beeps)
- [Tiger] Wait for what?
- [Angel] That was
just like so bad.
- [Kenzie] Dude, we're gonna
get hella hate comments.
- [Tiger] You were the worst.
- [Angel] We're, we're gonna end
up on a cringe compilation.
It's your boy Angel.
Wait For It.
(upbeat music)
- What?
Welcome, welcome to Wait For It.
- We miss you all,
boys and girls.
- Hey there.
Same old crew,
brand new channel.
(clapboard claps)
- [All] Welcome to Wait For It.
- It's Wait For It, right?
- Come on. Let's go in.
So can I get a handclap
- Smile.
- Is it?
- Wait For It.
- One, two, three.
Wait For It!
(upbeat music continues)
(camera clicks)
- This is new and
exciting for us.
- Today, we're gonna take
this new app for a spin.
I think it's downloading.
I don't know. It's constipated.
- Ew, what the fuck?
Sign in using Facebook? (scoffs)
Fuck Mark Zuckin' lizard.
- They're asking way
too many questions.
- I'm just supposed to
fill out the information?
Like, these questions
don't make any sense.
- This app seems like it's made
for a dating app for stalkers.
- First question.
- So would you like
a toe or a tail?
- A toe on your foot
like a monkey or tail?
What would I choose?
- Hey, sister!
Can't you read?
- You don't want
any of those, okay?
You want a quadruple headed
dick that blows fire.
The tip is gonna be
the face of a dragon.
One's named Kumquat, one's
named Reese Witherspoon.
- Really, Buster?
Really? We're doing
dick jokes now?
- [Buster] Because
I'm in charge.
- Step the fuck back, please.
- Stick to the script!
- Now we can talk.
Oh, I'm Buster. Look at me.
- People, we all just
downloaded the app Murmur.
We answered the questions.
So, what's next?
(woman screaming)
- You're all invited.
- This is where it
gets really juicy.
It's all augmented reality.
"What's that?", you ask?
Oh, man. I'm glad you asked.
- You're about to see things
you've never seen before.
- You are about to
see. Gimme that.
The awesome programmers
behind DREAMFURY
are connoisseurs of horror.
(people screaming)
- I describe DREAMFURY
as darkcore.
(man screaming)
- [Buster] They put all of their
resources into creating Murmur.
Proprietary software.
This allows users to finally
see what hides in the darkness.
(woman screaming)
- Yeah, going into the
forest and finding folklores,
so fucking stupid.
- Only using your cell phone.
- All right, everybody.
So let's see who
our local lurker is.
(upbeat music)
(air whooshing)
(game beeping)
(crow cawing)
(cow mooing)
- Larry.
- Seriously, his name's Larry?
My name is Larry
- Larry?
- Larry.
- I don't know, I
guess Freddy was taken.
- Larry Morningbutter?
- Morningbutter?
- Uh, I really don't wanna
know what Morningbutter is.
- Do you put that on a bagel?
- Feel it!
- Oh, I feel it.
Wow.
- Can we get, can we,
can we stop, please?
Who the heck is
writing this fairy porn?
- I know this new format
- All right.
- is new for us and everything.
And believe me, um,
believe me, I encourage
crazy Kenzie but this shit.
- Okay.
- It's not working.
We spent a lot of money.
- You're kind of
in my no-no square.
- Does Larry even have a lore?
(beast growling)
(beast growling)
(ominous music)
- Keep it locked.
- Born Lawrence Morningbutter,
son of notorious
Dr. Bim Morningbutter.
- Yeah!
(maniacal laughing)
- The monster.
- He wears a moon pelt,
flame dyed, bitter boned,
dirt jaw, death breath?
- He hunts you using
your heartbeat.
Whoa.
- And now it's
reading my heartbeat.
(heart thumping)
Says 91 beats per minute.
That's healthy, right?
- Oh, that's fucking
badass, dude!
That's like a death metal song.
We hunt you using
your heartbeat
- The keeper of
the grief monkey.
- What the fuck is a
grief monkey?
- I feel like people who
own monkeys are kind of like
(monkey screeching)
a little abnormal
so I guess that's,
there's horror in that.
- It's gonna be freaking dope.
I have no idea
what's gonna happen.
- I don't even know
what this fucking means.
- But this app called Murmur.
- I hate this app already.
- It's gonna be crazy.
(ominous music)
(heart thumping)
(Roxy panting)
(soft magical music)
- Oh, wow.
(soft magical music continues)
(ominous music)
(Roxy screaming)
- [Maze] Got a look at
that Murmur promo.
Love it. Maybe not Tiger.
Look, if her attitude is--
(Zach whistling)
- [Zach] Hey, girl?
- What's up?
All right.
Road trip!
- [Zach] Let's go.
(upbeat music)
I can make your hands clap
(hands clapping)
Said I can make
your hands clap
- [Kenzie] Yo, Tiger.
Every night
Am I the only
living soul around
Hey Mamama
- [GPS] Which Redwood
National Park?
(GPS beeps)
Getting directions.
Starting route to Redwood
National and State Park.
- Yo, look my hair!
- [Tiger] Okay, start
that again. Take a sip.
- [Zach] Just put in honey.
- [Tiger] First thoughts?
- Magic.
- [Tiger] It does
something. It does the job.
- [Kenzie] It does the job.
- [Tiger] Yeah.
I think I can
finally live now.
Coffee review.
- [Buster] You think Starbucks
is better than this?
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
- I don't wanna die.
I like, I don't
wanna die, anymore.
- [Tiger] This gonna get you
through the rest of the trip?
- Yes.
Look at our son.
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
Look at him Naruto.
- [Kenzie] Wow.
(Zach laughing)
- [Kenzie] Hurry up!
- Why, hello, motherfuckers.
(Kenzie laughing)
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
- [Kenzie] Alright.
- Oh, hi there.
I didn't see you guys.
- All right.
- [Buster] Get in.
- Move the fuck over.
- Oh, I'm moving.
- Thank you. Excuse me.
(Kenzie screaming)
How you guys doing?
How you guys doing?
Oh shit!
- [Kenzie] I think that's the
closest I've been to Angel's
butt and I do not, I'm
not happy about that.
- Do you mind holding this?
- No!
- Just, can you, just
can you not please?
- Oh my God!
- Wah!
- Go.
- Can I switch seats
with you Zach, please?
- I'm really calm.
- [Tiger] Go into your seat.
- [Buster] Hey Tiger,
are you feeling tired?
- [Tiger] Hey,
Buster, wait for it.
- [Buster] Rude. Very rude.
- [Kenzie] Good one.
You know, I was wondering,
when you rent a car,
Buster, you have choices, right?
- Yeah, of course.
- [Kenzie] And this is
what you chose?
- I mean, it does sort of
encourage birth control.
- [Kenzie] You know, I
would appreciate it
if we had like a party bus
or something, you know?
- [Tiger] Yeah, you
couldn't do a limo?
- [Kenzie] Come on, daddy.
- [Buster] You know what?
All you cry babies
wouldn't fit in a Tesla so.
- [Tiger] You know, for
someone trying
to take us in a new direction,
a mom car doesn't give
us much confidence.
- [Kenzie] Oh my God.
I'm kind of nervous.
- [Angel] Okay, that's
really, really vulgar, okay?
- [Kenzie] Wow, looking
like a vlogger over here.
- [Tiger] I mean, you
are kind of a mom.
- He's a mom?
- Yeah.
- Congratulations.
Does the baby come out
of your penis hole?
Is that how that works?
(Zach chuckles)
- At least when
girls have vaginas,
they're very large so--
- [Kenzie] Did you just say
vaginas are very large?
- Wait, are they?
- You have not seen a vagina
in your entire life.
- Yes, I have.
I could, I could...
- Okay.
- Yes.
- Describe your
first experience.
- Oh, I don't want to
talk about it.
- Actually I don't
wanna hear about it.
- So, actually um--
- Oh God, he's--
- Logan Paul offered me a
job and I turned it down.
And I turned it down.
- [Zach] He said Logan Paul.
- I love Larry. He's so cute.
Why are you
recording me, Kenzie?
I'm not even doing anything.
- [Kenzie] Because you're
so cute and pretty.
- [Angel] Wait, really?
- [Buster] Don't film dumb shit.
- All right. This is
Kenzie's Confessions.
Right now we are on the road
to do stuff in the forest.
I don't know.
And we're gonna play
this Murmur app, right?
- [Angel] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Kenzie] Yeah!
- Right on the money, baby.
- Yeah!
- [Tiger] Yep.
That's what we're doing.
- If this video
gets 5,000 likes,
I'm gonna push
Angel down a hill.
Woo!
- [GPS] Which Redwood
National Park? (GPS beeps)
- [Kenzie] Say ah!
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
Can you please just drive?
- Mm.
Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm.
You know what's in the details?
- [Zach] The devil?
- Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Now, don't be afraid
of the devil.
He's not here to hurt you.
Okay? He's here to help you.
You can't be afraid to
like get in there, okay?
You know? Don't be
afraid to get nasty.
You gotta film that apocalypse.
- [Kenzie] Okay.
You just went from producer to
megachurch pastor overnight.
- [Angel] Oh, dude, when I go
to town, it's 30 minutes
of just Vietnam War.
- Details.
I got your details.
- [Buster] Fuck, Zach,
would you get out of my
fucking face.
Zach!
- [Angel] Break up the Coldplay.
Give me a break from
Coldplay, please.
Dear God.
I'm just busting
your balls, Buster.
- That's not your,
your catchphrase.
- [Angel] I used
to rule the world
- [Buster] Hey, we can't--
- [Angel] Sweep the streets
That I used to own
- [Zach] Is this the details
that you want?
This is what you want?
- [Angel] Whoa
Whoa
- Can you, can you stop?
- [Angel] Stop!
- Buster, make him stop!
- [Buster] Do not make
me pull over this van!
I will pull it over!
- [Angel] Fuck you!
(sirens wailing)
- [Kenzie] You know what?
I think we got pulled over
because Angel was
being so fucking loud
and he was causing
noise pollution.
- [Angel] I, didn't, no cop.
-[Buster] I know, what the fuck?
(car door closes)
(radio chatter)
- [Buster] Hey, hey. Be cool,
be cool, be cool, be cool.
Be cool.
- I didn't do anything.
- I don't like cops.
- [Tiger] We didn't do
anything wrong. It's fine.
- Fucking Yogi Bear sheriffs.
- [Tiger] No, it's
fine. We didn't--
Oh shit.
- Fuck.
- [Kenzie] Dude, nothing
says molester like a man--
- Whoa, he's got the
pedo stache game strong.
Burt Reynolds called.
He wants his mustache
back. (chuckling)
- I think Buster
just peed himself.
- [Kenzie] Hi.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- [Buster] What's, what's
the problem, officer?
- You tell me.
- Ah. (chuckles)
- [Angel] Just
making maple syrup.
- Thanks, Santana.
- Antanna?
- [Buster] Out there
exploring nature.
You know, just...
- What the fuck is Antana?
(officer sniffing)
Take a good sniff.
(Angel farting)
(officer sniffing)
- Are you planning on
doing anything illegal?
- [Group] No.
- Amphetamine?
- [Kenzie] Oh my God.
My mom would kill me.
- Amphetamine?
- [Angel] No. No drugs.
- Marijuana?
- [Group] No, no, no.
- [Kenzie] No, we're actually
making a YouTube video.
- Magic mushrooms?
- [Group] No.
- [Officer] Penis Envy?
- [Tiger] No.
- [Officer] Gold caps.
- [Angel] What the fuck
are gold caps?
- Are you rollin'?
- No, no, no.
- No. No, sir, no.
- Illegal, no?
- Just, uh,
just doing a little DREAMFURY.
- DREAMFURY?
- Yeah.
- [Kenzie] Yeah. It's
like a, it's like an app.
- Yeah. That sounds dumb.
- [Angel] You know what AR is?
Augmented Reality?
- We're playing some games.
- [Officer] That's a hard no.
Is Santana always so talkative?
- [Angel] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Officer] I'm gonna give
you a little advice,
stay on the path.
Don't act like a
bunch of trailblazers.
All right, the minute you
step foot in the forest,
you're fertilizer so
don't feed the forest.
(Angel snorting, giggling)
- [Kenzie] Not funny.
- [Officer] Yeah.
No, go ahead.
You can laugh all you want
'cause Larry absolutely loves
dumb people.
- [Buster] All right.
- I got a 400
on the SAT, dude.
- I think he just found
himself a truckload of 'em.
(officer taps on hood)
You ingrates...
- Thank you, sir.
- Have a real nice time.
- [Angel] Thank you.
- [Kenzie] Yep.
- [Buster] Thanks.
- Well, we just, we
just met our killer.
- [Buster] What the fuck is
wrong with that guy?
- What the fuck?
- [Tiger] She's hungry.
- [Kenzie] Literally
holding each other
because we're so fucking scared.
- [Buster] Dear God,
please tell me
someone was recording
all of that.
- [Tiger] Yeah, I was.
Yeah, we got that.
- Woo! I need to take a hot
shower right now.
- [Angel] I'm sorry I
only packed one rape kit.
- [Kenzie] That is so not funny.
That was fucking weird.
- [Tiger] Seriously?
- That is funny.
Come on.
- Dude.
But how does he
know about Larry?
- [Tiger] Bad boys, bad boys
- [All] What you gonna do
What you gonna do
When they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Hey, what you gonna do
Hey, what
(Roxy screaming)
(ominous music)
- [Computer] Warning, player
off course. Turn back now.
(ominous music continues)
(Roxy whimpering)
(beepin g) Player located.
AR tracking resum ed.
(heart thumping)
(Roxy panting)
(beast growling)
(ominous music continues)
(gem tinkling)
(gem tinkling)
Protection realm activated.
Two minutes remaining.
(feet stomping)
(Roxy panting)
- That's a lot of trees.
- [Zach] Ahoy, you say.
- [Angel] We're almost
there, right Buster?
- [Buster] Yep. Almost there.
Here we go, folks.
- Yeah.
- [Kenzie] You're pretty chill.
- No, I know. It's true.
- [Kenzie] No, I like Tiger.
She is my best friend.
- [Tiger] If we die,
um, I just wanna say,
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- That--
- Ah!
- Basically, if we die--
- If we die,
what are our last words?
- What's happening if we die?
- Because he's gonna
clearly gonna kill us.
- [Kenzie] Dude, your
butt's in my face!
- [Angel] Ah, sh...
What's gonna happen if we die?
- [Buster] If we die, this is
clearly not my fault.
- [Angel] I think I'm
killing someone right now.
- If we die,
- You're killing me!
- it's clearly gonna be
because he doesn't know
how to fucking drive a car.
- Your ass was
literally in my face
and that is not what I want.
- I never wanted to do this.
- All right.
- Most of us never
wanted to do this.
And um...
- Here we are.
- [Angel] Look,
it's the comeback queen.
She doesn't know
what the fuck to say
because I'm too cunning
and clever for her.
Am I right, comeback queen?
- I'm gonna punch you
in the fucking face.
- [Angel] Do it.
Do it. Do it.
- [Tiger] Buster's
checking the 'gram.
- Oh God, I'm so
glad we're finally
getting out of this fucking van.
- Are you gonna lift
up the seat for me?
Okay, Boomer. Thank you.
Now I'm gonna show my
crack to Tiger's face.
Thank you. Not
really. (groaning)
- [Kenzie] Look at you, Zach.
- Whatever.
- [Angel] Whoa.
- Zach, say hi.
- On low, Mackenzie
Maye Johnson,
do you have any
famous last words?
- I'm just ignoring everything
that's telling me that
this is a horrible idea.
"No overnight parking."
Hmm. Oh my God.
(mental clanking)
- What the fuck!?
- [Kenzie] Of course you would
fucking breaking that shit.
- What the fuck?
I swear to God that was--
- I'm not getting
out of this car.
- [Buster] Please do.
- I don't care what you do.
(door opening)
Just 'cause you open the door
doesn't mean I'm getting out.
- [Buster] Get out.
- No.
- [Buster] Pretty please.
- You gonna give me anything?
- Please.
(Angel singing)
(stick thuds)
- Oh, shit! I'm sorry.
- [Buster] Get the fuck
out of the car!
- [Tiger] You're gonna have
to do better than that.
(Kenzie and Tiger laughing)
- [Kenzie] I heard that.
- Thank you.
- [Buster] All right, people.
Stay hydrated.
Remain calm. Play the game.
(alarm chirps)
Don't let the game play you.
- God, who died and
made him den mother?
(Kenzie laughing)
- [Kenzie] That's funny.
- [Tiger] Can you do anything?
We're good.
Children, get your stuff.
- [Angel] I already
have my stuff.
- [Tiger] Mama Buster's waiting.
- What are you doing?
- [Zach] What you told me to do.
(Buster laughing)
- What does this shot
say to you?
- [Kenzie] What's new?
- Buster is angry
(Kenzie laughing)
- [Zach] Why are you getting
all Joe Exotic on me?
- Because it said,
"Don't film stupid sh--
- Shit's going down.
- I'm sorry, but we're
making a lot of money now,
so we need to make
it make sense.
Stories have value so.
Sorry, I'm working on it.
- Pink, but powerful.
A super suit to my stomach.
An ambassador to my show hall.
- [Tiger] We're
pushing product now?
- Because you never know
what you're going to find
on the floor of
the mother fucking--
- Hang on, one second.
We, we are not, uh,
we are in the beginning
phases of an investigation.
We are gathering facts.
We are gathering data.
And we will know
soon, I promise you.
But right now, we don't know.
- [Tiger] "Leave no trace."
Poison oak.
- [Kenzie] Oh, this is what
poison oak and ivy looks like.
(static crackling)
- [Tiger] Come this way.
(camera whirring)
When it gets dark in the forest,
that's when we're fucked.
- [Kenzie] Yep.
- That's when we're fucked.
- We're sticking together.
- We're not doing this.
We're fucking, I'm grabbing
your hand and running.
(Kenzie laughing)
- Fuck that shit.
- I'm not sticking around...
- Buster can stay
as long as he wants.
- For fucking Larry
to eat my ass.
- Nope.
Ew!
- [Angel] Oh shit, I
dropped my penis.
- [Kenzie] Look at him.
- Can someone put it back on?
- That's something
where you're like
I can't tell if that's real.
It's so gross.
It's fashion, it's
vogue, it's everything.
(heart thumping)
- Ha ha.
- Do you want access
to microphone? Yes.
Camera, yes.
- [Angel] Murmur would like
to access your urethra.
- [Tiger] Do you want
access to location.
- [Angel] Murmur would like
to suck your dick.
Murmur would like
to access your soul.
Murmur would like to
access your vagina hole.
- Oh, okay. I got it.
(whispering)
(chains rattling)
(ominous music)
(logo clangs)
- [Tiger] I don't
know what's worse,
Wait For It or DREAMFURY.
- [Narrator] Hope springs
from the knowledge
that there's light even
in the darkest of shadows.
- [Tiger] What does
that even mean?
- [Narrator] Hope is
being able to see
that there's light.
- Okay.
- Despite all of the darkness.
- [Angel] So fucking lame.
(air whooshing)
- [Narrator]
Morningbutter manor.
A once magnificent mansion
full of love and inspiration
nestled deep--
(chimpanzee screeching)
- What are you doing?
- [Angel] I shut it off.
- Hey, what happened?
- It's all fucking bullshit.
We've seen this story
1,000,001 times.
It's all the same story.
- [Zach] No, no, it's not.
- Oh really, dude?
It's, it's dick cheese.
Retrieve, receive, reconceal,
find love, find peace
within, find romance.
What the fuck, dude?
Just shut it off.
It's all hokey dick.
Just it's, it, fuck it.
(birds chirping)
- Okay, but what about
the rules or instructions?
How are we gonna play the game?
- You heard the fucking old man.
Go up the hill and go find Larry
and the fucking Franken freak.
Come on.
- I mean...
We know what we're doing, right?
- Yeah.
It's okay. We'll figure it out.
Hey, boys and girls,
lovers and haters.
Let's do it!
Woo!
Oh, are we doing it again?
Hey, boys and girls,
lovers and haters,
let's do it!
Come on, Zach. You got one job.
- This place kind of
feels like Jurassic Park.
- [Kenzie] Oh no, please
don't say that.
I don't wanna feel like
I'm a walking meal.
Oh wait, I am a walking meal.
- Fuck. Look out, it's Larry.
It's Larry Morningbutter.
- [Kenzie] You know, he
might be Bigfoot's brother
that no one ever talks about.
You know the special needs one?
- Special needs Bigfoot brother.
(Kenzie laughing)
Classic.
(static crackling)
- [Kenzie] Where's
all the cool shit?
- [Buster] You're not
seeing anything?
- [Kenzie] No.
- [Buster] Oh, keep looking.
- [Angel] Oh.
- [Kenzie] This is so creepy.
(chainsaw revving)
- Did you just hear that?
- [Kenzie] Wait, wait, wait.
Stop, children.
Um, are we just
ignoring the fact
that we just heard a chainsaw?
- Newsflash, (clearing throat)
we're in the forest, Kenzie.
- [Angel] Could we
take a sitting break?
- [Buster] Nope! No breaks!
- [Tiger] You're tired already?
- I gotta take a fucking shit.
- [Kenzie] This place is so
freaking creepy!
- [Angel] Really bad, dude.
Hurricane Katrina stirring
up downtown, dude.
Holy shit.
(upbeat music)
Oh-ho!
(heart thumping)
There ya go.
See?
Directions.
It's your dream come true.
It is, it's your dream come true
like little Charlie in
a chocolate factory.
- Okay.
(upbeat music continues)
(flowers whirring)
This is crazy.
(upbeat music continues)
Woo. Flower power.
Zach, I wish you were
seeing this shit.
- [Zach] This is
entertaining too.
(Kenzie laughing)
(flowers whirring)
- [Tiger] This is stunning.
(upbeat music continues)
I don't ever wanna
leave this place,
until it gets dark.
- [Buster] You're welcome.
- Damn. This is sick.
Are you guys seeing this?
It's so pretty. I feel
like I'm at Disneyland.
- Basic bitch.
- [Buster] What the fuck?
(metal clangs)
- [Tiger] I'ma be the
first to level up.
- [Kenzie] Okay. It's
a competition.
- I got points.
- [Kenzie] Are you
guys seeing this?
- [Buster] This one's like
pulsing.
(squishing)
- [Tiger] Ha, ha, who's a
fucking bitch.
(heart thumping)
(Tiger laughing)
- [Kenzie] Don't touch it.
I am the true gamer here.
- [Angel] What the fuck!?
- I think if anything,
I'm gonna be winning this game.
And this guy's gonna
be last place.
- Don't step on it.
- Sorry.
- I'm not losing points.
Walk around, walk around.
Go.
- To be a wiener.
- [Angel] A wiener?
- [Zach] See this shit?
- [Angel] Oh shit.
Is that a fucking pigeon?
- [Kenzie] Oh my God.
I wanna see if there's something
that comes on Zach's head.
Ah, that's cute.
There's a little butterfly.
- Where is it?
- It's like right
in the middle.
- Am I touching it?
- No, no, no. Get closer.
Closer. Just don't scare it.
No, don't. Slow, slow, slow.
You're gonna scare it.
- It's actually
reacting to me?
- Don't touch that one.
- [Tiger] Wait, don't.
Oh fuck.
(alarm buzzing)
Don't touch it.
- [Angel] What the fuck?!
(Kenzie laughing)
Fuck these flowers.
- [Kenzie] Sucks for you.
- Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
- Sucks for you.
- I'm losing points.
- You're gonna be last
place. (laughing)
- [Tiger] I'm not surprised.
- You guys are assholes.
- No, I'm just kidding.
We love you.
(yelling in distance)
- What the fuck was that?
- Your mom.
- [Tiger] The music
doesn't really help.
- Yeah, the music kind of
makes it a little worse.
So I'm gonna give my
mini review of Murmur.
Overall--
- Dude, it's too soon.
- [Angel] No, I'm
gonna give my review.
- We just started.
- This game Murmur,
kind of fucking sucks.
It's really boring,
like there's just
a ton of fucking
like plants everywhere and
like dollops of like birds.
And it's like I keep losing
these dumb ass points
because these big vagina
flowers keep, um, hurting me.
And honestly, I'm like why
is this game even happening?
Like, oh, shit.
Fucking phone.
(ominous music)
(boars grunting)
- [Kenzie] Oh my God. Are
you guys seeing this?
Holy shit.
(soft music)
Guys. Guys, you have
to come over here.
You have to see this.
There's so many butterflies.
It's really pretty.
(soft music continues)
- Is she on meth?
- [Tiger] I don't know
what she's getting.
- [Angel] I don't know
what she's getting.
(birds chirping)
- [Kenzie] Oh my God.
(soft music continues)
(heart thumping)
(bell dinging)
(Buster laughing)
- [Buster] Oh. What the fuck?
Come on. (whistling)
Come.
Come on. Let's go.
Right here. Sit.
(bell dings)
(ominous music)
(alarm beeping)
- [Angel] I just touched a
bunch of fucking flowers.
This game sucks, Buster.
This game sucks.
Did you hear me?
Zero out of 10.
- [Buster] Heard
you, don't care.
- [Angel] In fact,
why don't you just--
- [Tiger] They kiss.
Let's have them kiss.
(lips smacking)
- Why don't you smash
the dislike button
and unsubscribe to
our YouTube channel
because it's just a
bunch of phony bullshit.
- [Buster] What the fuck, Angel?
- What?
- Positive. Keep it positive.
- [Kenzie] Yeah, aren't
we getting paid for this?
- I'm keeping it positive.
- We're having fun.
- I'm keeping it positive.
- Murmur.
- Guys, guys, is, are the
butterflies on my head?
- Oh, look at all the birds.
- Is it on my head?
Oh! No, baby, why?
- [Buster] They're shitting
on your head.
(Buster laughing)
(alarm beeping)
(ominous music)
(boars grunting)
- [Computer] New level,
initiating.
- Oh, shit.
- [Zach] Um.
(suspenseful music)
(Angel panting)
- Holy shit.
- [Computer] Warning,
player location confirmed.
- [Zach] What's happening?
(suspenseful music continues)
- This is so fucking not cool.
(Tiger panting)
- [Computer] Warning,
heartbeat lock initiated.
(alarm beeping)
- [Zach] Guys?
(computer beeping)
(Kenzie panting)
- What's happening?
(suspenseful music continues)
(heartbeat thumping fast)
- I don't know though. (panting)
(tone chimes)
- [Computer] Congratulations.
New level Achieved.
- Oh shit, guys. I leveled up!
- We leveled up. (sighing)
This is fucked up.
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Congratulations!
You've been awarded
the soul ripper,
forged from the
finest slaying metals.
The engraved blade will
puncture and perforate the beast
known as Lawrence Morningb--
(static crackles)
Remember,
the blade is only as strong
as the soul who wields it.
(heart thumping)
(soft music)
- [Investigator) The
Redwood National Park
is not an amusement park.
If you veer from marked trails,
you will encounter danger.
And unfortunately, this
recent event reminds us that
that danger can often be fatal.
(ominous music)
- [Tiger] Larry's a 10,
but he owns a monkey.
- [Kenzie] Larry's a 10, but
he doesn't go to the dentist.
(drone buzzing)
- [Tiger] Larry's a 10
but his name is Larry.
- [Kenzie] Larry's a
10 but he attacked us.
(snake hissing)
(Kenzie screaming)
Oh my God, look! Human teeth.
- [Buster] Don't touch them.
- [Kenzie] Okay, Okay.
It's time to leave now.
Time to leave.
- What the fuck?
- Calm down.
It's probably just from
an animal or something.
- [Kenzie] Guys.
- No, no. Deer don't
have gold fillings.
- [Kenzie] Please, can we go?
- [Angel] A deer doesn't
have gold fillings, dude.
- Look, it's probably
just a set piece
to get our heart rates up.
- [Buster] It doesn't
even look real.
- [Kenzie] Time to leave, guys.
(heart thumping)
- Oh, I don't feel
good after seeing that.
Oh God. I'm getting really
bad cavity flashbacks.
- [Kenzie] No! Fuck no!
Fuck no.
- [Tiger] Kenzie.
- [Angel] One time the
dentist tricked me.
He said he wasn't
gonna give me shots.
And then he said, "Open wide"
and he gave me a ton of shots.
- [Buster] Very good.
- [Tiger] Angel, come on.
- [Angel] Girl, girl, girl.
Girl, chill.
Whoa. What the fuck?
Kenzie.
- What?
- There's no alcohol in it.
(drone buzzing)
(gun fires)
(camera buzzing)
- Oh, shit.
Well, there goes that.
(Angel panting)
- Hi.
- [Kenzie] You know, my mom
still cuts my steak for me,
so I'm not sure if I'm
the one to slay Larry.
- [Angel] Hey, hard up.
(heart thumping)
(moose growling)
(maniacal laughing)
How do we turn this
dork off? He's annoying.
- [Tiger] I don't see anything.
There's no Morningbutter.
- [Kenzie] All right. At
what point do we declare
Murmur a really bad idea?
- [Tiger] I think
we passed a bad idea
about two and a half hours ago.
- It's like Game of Thrones
the developers just stop
thinking halfway through.
- [Tiger] No fucking
Starbucks cup in this shit.
- [Angel] Hey, I'm
not complaining,
but this fucking sucks
my squid knuckle.
- [Kenzie] Should have
just gotten a fast pass.
- Don't complain, that's
the last thing I need.
Do it off camera.
- [Angel] I said I
wasn't complaining.
I just said it sucks my
fucking squid knuckle.
- Saying I'm not
complaining is complaining.
- No, it's fucking not.
- Yeah, it is.
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is. It's actually
blood related to bitching.
- No, it's not.
- Are you fucking stupid?
- Are you fucking stupid?
- [Tiger] You guys, you guys--
- You know what? Just don't
blame me. Okay?
- [Tiger] Why not?
You're the queen.
- Oh really? Oh really?
You've been fucking
nega-tron since we started.
- [Tiger] No, I haven't.
I've actually let you need us
into this fucking dead zone.
- Oh, have you?
- So you can take
off your hate crown.
- Oh, my hate crown.
Oh, my hate crown.
What are you five?
- Dude, shut the fuck up!
- Do you need a nap?
Do you need a nap?
No? Fucking get into it.
(moose howling)
- [Kenzie] Guys, guys.
- [Tiger] What was that?
- [Computer] Warning, player--
- [Zach] Whatever it
is, it's coming closer.
(loud shrieking)
- [Tiger[ Wait, wait.
- [Angel] Holy shit.
Fuck this.
(dramatic music)
- [Zach] Come on, Kenzie.
- What the fuck?
(dramatic music continues)
- Holy shit.
(Tiger panting)
- What the fuck was that?
(ominous music)
(blade tings)
- [Kenzie] I totally hate
this. Can we go home, please?
(flower shrieking)
(tone ringing)
- Okay. (panting)
What do you call
bear with no teeth?
It's gummy bear.
- Yo, that joke was
fucking trash, dude.
(Tiger panting)
(ominous music continues)
- [Angel] What the
fuck is going on?
- I don't know. I don't
wanna know what's going on.
- [Angel] I don't want...
It's a fucking Larry.
- I should have just
played Animal Crossing
and stayed home.
- What?
- I should have just
played Animal Crossing
and stayed home.
(ominous music continues)
(sword buzzing)
- You play Animal Crossing ?
- Okay. Not right now, okay?
- Wait, why haven't
you followed me?
(Kenzie sighing)
I follow you.
- Shut--
(ominous music continues)
- [Angel] Whoa, dude!
(Maze laughing)
- What's going on?
- It's Maze.
- What the fuck?
(Tiger sighing)
You almost...
What's going on?
You fucking swinging that
fucking thing at my head
is what's going on.
- (laughing) You're fine.
- [Zach] What are
you doing here?
- Taking these bad bitches
out for a test drive.
- [Angel] What are
you British now?
- Since when does Maze
have a British accent?
- [Angel] Dude, are
you here alone?
- [Maze] No, I'm with Roxy,
but I,
I don't know where
the hell she went.
- Wait, Pop Roxy?
- I swear I did not
tell him. Okay?
- [Tiger] How did he know?
We're in the middle of the
godforsaken forest, Buster!
- I don't know, but I swear
on my grandmother's grave.
- [Tiger] God forbid,
because I will drown
you in hotdog water.
- Please, please
don't rage quit, okay?
Everything's cool.
He's totally cool.
It's fine. It's all good.
- Do you not see him swinging
a real sword around right now?
- Maybe...
Maybe this is a chance
to talk to him, okay?
- Yeah, maybe it's
a chance for you
to mind your own
fucking business.
(birds chirping)
- Oh.
Hey, is this, is this
a real soul ripper?
- Yeah. Don't fucking touch it.
- Okay, chill, I've touched
a guy's dick before.
(Maze sniffs)
Oh, bye.
- You know, you're
lucky I don't feel
like knocking your teeth out.
- [Zach] Ah, I hope you
defeat your demons one day.
(headset beeps)
- [Buster] Okay, I
don't think it fits.
- Yeah, maybe try deflating
your giant ass head, dude.
- Ha, ha, oh. That's funny.
Fuck off.
(whooshes)
- [Computer] Initiating.
(suspenseful music)
- [Angel] Yeah, it's ill, right?
- Hell yeah. Welcome
to the jungle.
(suspenseful music continues)
- Come on, bitch.
(tone beeps)
(bear growling)
(air whooshing)
Stop, leave me alone.
- Alright, Maze is
in the wild. Ah-ooh.
With the heart seeker.
(blade clanging)
The death stick's
coming for you, Larry.
(blade clanging)
(man screaming)
(bird screeching)
(suspenseful music)
(fire roaring)
I know I don't need to say
this, but Maze is... amazing.
Like and subscribe.
- Tiger.
Check this out.
It's pretty neat.
(tone beeping)
- [Computer] Heartbeat
lock initiated.
(birds chirping)
- [Buster] Wait, I want
you to get this, okay?
Get in there real close.
I want every word.
- [Zach] No, no.
No that doesn't
really feel very cool and--
- [Buster] Dude, you want
your Luke and Leia moment.
This is it.
- [Zach] Oh, God.
(Zach panting)
- [Maze] I just wanted to say,
I just wanted you
to know that I--
- [Tiger] Too soon.
- [Maze] Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hang on. Hang on.
Tiger.
I am.
- [Tiger] What?
- [Maze] How long are
you gonna hate me for?
- [Tiger] I don't
hate you, Matthew.
I hate Maze.
You know that.
Just, I wished he go away.
- [Maze] Well. I don't
know what to say.
You know, once you
get to know him,
he's pretty fucking amazing.
- Oh my God, just stop.
(Tiger sighing)
I mean, you've sold your soul
and you don't even see it.
- Look, everyone's for sale.
Everyone has a price.
I don't think for a second
your friends over there
aren't looking at
the bottom line.
At their core, they just
want what's best for them.
- You know, you
sound just like Dad.
- [Maze] We're all the
stars of our own movie.
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
What'd you pick that up
from, a self-help book?
- Hey, don't hate the
player. Hate the game.
(soft music)
I don't expect you to understand
the mamba mentality but
(Maze chuckles)
if I'm bothering
you, I can just bail.
I'll go on my way.
- No, you know, it's fine.
(sighing) The more the merrier.
Come on, kiddies, let's go.
Slay this Slenderman.
(birds chirping)
What the hell, Zach?
This isn't the fucking real
teenagers of the Redwoods.
(soft music continues)
(ominous music)
- Ah! I'm wearing a skirt.
Why did I wear a skirt? Ugh!
(Roxy panting)
Where are you?!
(heart thumping)
Maze!
(suspenseful music)
(Roxy yelling) Maze!
(Buster muttering)
(sword dragging)
(group chattering)
- [Tiger] Just, just,
just go. Go, go, go.
(beast growling)
(Roxy screaming)
(Roxy panting)
(ominous music)
(Roxy whimpering)
- [Roxy] Somebody get
me out of here!
(Roxy panting)
(beast growling)
(heart thumping)
Come on. Quit your crying.
It's not real.
Be still.
(beast growling)
(Tiger sighing)
- [Tiger] It's kind of dark
right now to be doing this.
I don't know why we're
still doing this.
(ominous music)
(beast growling)
- Fuck this! (sobbing)
(beast growling)
- What the fuck?!
Oh, shit! Fuck!
(Roxy screaming)
(beast growling)
- What the fuck is going on?
Dude, shut the fuck up.
(beast growling)
- Oh my God. (panting)
- [Buster] I don't care
what anyone says.
This shit feels real.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Uh. We just leveled up.
But, I think.
- Is that it?
(Roxy screaming)
- What the hell is going on?
- [Maze] Larry?
Is that you?
- Fuck... you!
- [Maze] Come on, Larry!
I love you. I want
a selfie with ya.
- [Buster] We're leveling up,
I think.
- [Computer] Warning,
player location confirmed.
- Oh, shit.
I'm about to die vlogging.
- It's gonna be okay.
This is not real. This is not--
- It's official, I'm 100%
scared shitless right now.
(Roxy screaming)
(Roxy screaming)
(ominous music)
- [Computer] End
game, initiating.
- What the fuck?
Holy shit!
(Roxy screaming)
(camera glitching)
- Oh, fuck!
- [Angel] Holy shit!
(ominous music continues)
(Kenzie screaming)
- [Roxy] Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
(blood gushing)
(Tiger screaming)
- Holy shit!
- [Tiger] What the fuck?!
- Oh, fuck!
Holy fuck!
Holy shit!
(Tiger screaming)
What the...
Fuck this shit. I'm out.
(Kenzie panting)
(ominous music continues)
- [Computer] Warning,
heartbeat not detected.
- No, look, we have no idea.
We don't, we don't
know whether it was a,
a software malfunction,
a user malfunction.
All, all we know is that the,
the game is meant to be
played on mobile devices.
(radio chatter)
- [Reporter 1] Do you
got any kind of motive
on why this occurred?
(notification dings)
- Um, I, I, I don't know
what the motives are.
I don't really know a lot
about this kind of technology.
I do know that the game--
- [Reporter 2] Is DREAMFURY.
- What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
(heartbeat pounding)
- Fuck.
Kenzie?
Kenzie?
(ominous music)
- [Computer] Heartbeat lock,
initiating.
- [Kenzie] Oh, fuck, my bag.
Whoa. Shit.
- [Buster] Angel!
Zach!
Tiger?
(eerie music)
(owl hooting)
(heart thumping)
Murmur is, no, that was trash.
That was trash.
Hey, blockbusters, you
are not gonna believe
what just happened back there.
Murmur is next level.
That was fucking trash.
Okay.
Hey, no.
Hey.
(ominous music)
(Kenzie panting)
Pleasure without measure.
Murmur is the pleasure
of without measure.
Murmur is next level!
Fuck.
Shit.
(static crackling)
(ominous music)
(beast wailing)
(thudding, squishing)
(Kenzie panting)
- [Zach] What? What is that?
- [Kenzie] No!
- [Zach] Kenzie?
- [Kenzie] Tiger!
(beast growling)
- Roxy.
- [Angel] Kenzie?
Zach?
Buster?
Tiger?
(heart thumping)
Yo, Kanye, you best
back the fuck up.
- Come on!
(static crackling)
Fuck!
(static crackling)
Why is this happening?
Come on.
- [Computer] Warning,
(computer distorting)
- [Buster] Angel!
(static crackling)
Zach!
Come on, Tiger.
This isn't funny.
- Hey, Buster, it's Tiger.
You can go fuck yourself.
- [Kenzie] What the fuck?!
(Kenzie sobbing)
(heart thumping)
(ominous music)
(Kenzie sobbing)
Oh my God.
(camera beeps)
This is Kenzie's Confessions.
You may be wondering what's
going on here in the Red forest.
(Kenzie panting)
It's kind of hard
to explain right now
so, let me show you.
(sobbing)
You know, this,
this, this may not be
for people who get squeamish,
so you're gonna have
to close your eyes.
Holy fuck!
Ah! (whimpering)
Ah!
- [Karen] Hello, this is Karen.
How can I be of
service for you today?
- Karen.
- [Karen] Yes.
- Karen.
Great.
- [Kenzie] Tiger!
- [Zach] Kenzie?
- [Kenzie] Zach!
(ominous music)
(fire crackling)
- Where are you, Larry?
(ominous music)
(footsteps crunching)
(gem whirring)
(beast growling)
- [Maze] Larry!
(sword whooshing)
Is that you?
(beast growling)
(static crackling)
(beast growling)
What the? (grunting)
(Maze grunting)
Come on. (panting)
(Maze groaning)
(static crackling)
(Maze panting)
(beast growling)
(ominous music)
Fuck.
(beast growling)
(ominous music)
(gem tinging)
- [Computer] Congratulations,
you've leveled up.
(heart thumping fast)
(Maze panting)
(ominous music)
- Fuck yeah!
I'm me some Maze.
(beast growling)
(slashing)
(blood squirting)
(beast growling)
- What the fuck?
- What was that?
(ominous music)
(beast growling)
(Angel panting)
- Oh fuck. Oh fuck, oh.
- Karen.
Great. You know what?
Uh, let me save us both
a whole lot of time
and can I please talk
to your supervisor?
(upbeat music)
(phone line beeps)
- [Kevin] Hello, this is Kevin.
How can I help you today?
- Awesome. You know what?
That's, that's fantastic.
Uh, it's not working.
Okay, it's looking
like, it's 8-bit.
It's sluggish.
- [Kevin] Okay. We apologize.
Lemme see what I can do.
- [Zach] Oh, shit.
(Kenzie sobbing)
- Oh, Zach!
- I am looking for--
- Zach! Zach, I'm here!
- [Zach] Oh.
(Kenzie sobbing)
What?
- I'm stuck.
(heart thumping)
- Um.
- How bad is it?
- Okay. Okay.
Um, okay.
I'm, I'm, I'm pretty sure it
missed all your vital organs.
- [Kenzie] How do you know?
- Well, 'cause you'd be dead?
- Will you quit staring
at me like Michael Cera?
(ominous music)
- [Angel] Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
What the fuck?
(metal clanks)
(liquid dripping)
(heart thumping fast)
(Angel panting)
Fuck!
Fuck!
What the fuck?!
- [Buster] Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be great.
'Cause this is fucking annoying.
- [Kevin] Where are
you calling from, sir?
I'm sorry. We're having
difficulty hearing you.
- Oh. Difficulty hearing you?
(yelling) How about now?
I'm in the middle
of fucking nowhere.
What am I supposed
to do about that?
- [Kevin] And where
would that be, sir?
(Buster grunting)
- Fuck, fuck.
(heart thumping fast)
Fuck off!
Fuck off, James Franco.
Siri.
(phone beeps)
Google "bear trap."
- [Siri] Bear Trap is
an LGBTQ bar located in--
- [Angel] Oh, thank you.
(dramatic music)
(camera thuds)
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Welcome
to Morningbutter manor!
Larry awaits.
(chimpanzee shrieking)
(Zach gasping)
- [Zach] Okay.
It doesn't look good. Sorry.
- Well, it doesn't feel
good so pull it out.
- Really?
- Yes. Pull it out!
- [Zach] Okay.
(heart thumping)
- [Kenzie] What,
what are you doing?
- [Zach] I'm just gonna
put my camera away.
- [Kenzie] No, no, no.
The fuck you're not.
You're filming this shit.
(heart thumping fast)
- What? I'm sorry,
I don't, I don't.
Ah! What?
Sorry. This sounds,
this sounds crazy.
What do you mean?
- Are you crazy, this
is so cash money.
What are you talking about?
- No, no, Kenzie. This is not.
This is not the rebranding
Buster was talking about
and even if it was, I
just, I just, I just can't.
- W-w-w-why not?
(heart thumping fast)
(soft music)
- Like, like, look,
I- I was actually born with
this little voice in my head
and it keeps saying, "This
is a stupid fucking idea."
Some things never
need to be seen like,
I don't know, like
your parents locked up
like dogs having sex.
- I'm not doing a porno.
- I know.
- All right.
I'm not a cam girl.
I have a fucking branch
stuck through my stomach.
Not my fuck box.
- It's kind like, it's kind of,
it's kind of the
same thing, right?
Like it's kind of
could be fetish,
like masturbating during
Minecraft or something.
And I'm not trying to
kink shame or anything.
I'm just saying that...
- Zach.
- Is...
- Zach!
I'm gonna pull this
branch out myself
and smack you with it.
(static crackling)
- [Kevin] Please bear with me.
- [Computer] Warning--
- [Buster] It's better.
I mean,
the whole zombie thing is tired,
but um, at least
they kind of look
like they want to eat my brain.
- [Kevin] It appears as
if we're experiencing
some technical difficulties
in your surrounding area.
- Really? Jesus.
- Unfortunately,
our IT isn't responding.
- [Buster] What does that mean?
- [Kevin] It could simply mean
a communications
tower is down,
or our remote data station
has been disturbed.
(zombies groaning)
- [Buster] Disturbed.
Define,
disturbed.
'Cause um...
- [Kevin] I'm sorry,
we are currently--
- [Buster] It's
definitely not something
you want to hear deep in
the middle of the woods.
- [Kevin] Did you try
restarting your phone?
That would reset
the application.
- [Buster] Is that what
we're doing, Kevin?
Do you think I'm stupid, Kevin?
(ominous music)
(heart thumping)
(ominous music continues)
(door creaking)
- [Zach] Oh fuck,
this is so fucked up.
- Oh. Come on.
- Um.
God, please don't judge me.
(Kenzie groaning)
(Kenzie panting)
- Just, just count me in.
Just, just fucking pull it.
Okay? (shuddering)
- [Zach] Okay, okay.
We'll just count.
We'll just count.
We'll just do it.
(Kenzie inhaling deeply)
(Kenzie exhaling)
Okay. You ready?
- Let's do it.
Let's do it. Yeah.
(bells jingling)
- One.
- Ay. Ay.
- Two.
Three.
(Kenzie screaming)
Fuck! No, no, no.
(Kenzie sobbing)
I'm gonna come back. I'm
gonna come back, all right?
- Fuck!
- [Man on TV] Have to
think of young children
as you watch
young chimpanzees.
They play, tease, and
fight with each other,
but when frightened,
they look to each
other for reassurance.
- Okay, come on,
come on.
(Static crackling)
Come on.
(tone ringing)
- [Computer] Warning,
(computer distorting)
- There we go.
(air whooshing)
Oh, Jesus!
- Is that a thing?
- [Man] Eight inch
three clamp.
40 pounds, measures
over 42 inches long.
Bear blade.
- Oh my God.
- Does not feel good.
- Dude.
Are you seriously getting
off on the fucking bear trap?
- [Dr. Bim] March
13th, cause of illness,
ingesting a virus through
improperly cooked meats.
Recorded symptoms are--
(beast growling)
- [Buster] I don't
think you understand
what kind of a dire
situation we're in,
because I don't
think you want to add
killed a valued customer
to your resume.
- [Computer] Warning--
(beast growling)
- [Buster] Oh shit! (grunting)
- [Dr. Bim] The time is
12:22 in my laboratory.
I've made a grave error.
(rumbling)
One that has left a young
human deformed and heartless.
(heart thumping)
Seeking to have a son,
an heir, a legacy,
I created a less
than human creature.
Its evil is unlike anything
Mother Earth has ever witnessed.
Forgive me, father.
- [Tiger] Matthew?
- [Dr. Bim] April 25th,
we've tried our damndest
to block out his pain.
- What?
- To find some form of--
- So that's what they mean
when they want all
your images. (scoffing)
- The agonizing, stabbing
pain of the wound
keeps him conscious.
(heart thumping)
His cheekbones have sunken.
Darkness circles his
eyes in a blind--
(Tiger grunting)
- [Zach] Three!
(Kenzie groaning)
Fuck, fuck.
Shit, shit. I keep fucking...
Fuck this (mumbling)
no sense right now!
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
- [Dr. Bim] It appears
the infant has facial
hyperdontia.
The tooth is wide--
- This is so fucked up.
- Locations of extra teeth.
The paramolars,
additional teeth are
coming in the rear
(door creaking)
- Matthew.
- Adjacent to the molars.
- Fucking creep. Fuck you.
- Distal molar.
An extra tooth grows inline
with your other molars
rather than around them.
(heart thumping)
Mesiodens, an extra
tooth grows behind
and around the incisors,
the additional teeth
appear with a dental arch.
Their arrangement
is non-symmetrical.
(ominous music)
(door creaking)
I have come to the
final conclusion
that November has
spawned a monster.
- You know what, dude?
Fuck this!
Selfie stick.
(soft music)
Save my fucking life!
(heart thumping)
- [Tiger] Matthew?
- [Maze] Hello.
Maze here driving
with my sister Tiger.
Say hi.
- [Tiger] Maze.
- Me.
- [Tiger] Okay, I don't wanna,
I don't wanna say anything,
but that's fucked up.
- [Maze] Wow.
No, actually, it's amazing.
Ah-mazing.
(Maze sighing)
(upbeat music)
Amazing.
- There's nothing
amazing about that.
Just, just stop.
- [Maze] Wow.
You get a cool ass
name like Tiger
and, and Mom names me Matthew.
That's like, that's like
calling your kid beige.
- [Tiger] It's super cool.
- No, it's safe is what it is.
Matt?
Matt?
- It's your name.
- [Maze] It's literally
like being called a doormat.
Fuck Matt, all right?
I'm tired of being stepped on.
(horn honking)
(tires screeching)
- Shit!
(metal crunching)
(bell chimes)
- [Zach] Hey, look at me. You're
gonna be okay, okay?
You're gonna be fine.
- Larry's gonna fucking eat
me like a hot dog on a stick.
- Fuck. Stop.
Okay. Larry's not
fucking real, okay?
Okay.
(Kenzie sobbing)
And those are called corn
dogs just, I'm gonna...
- Are you fucking
kidding me right now?
You're gonna correct me?
Fuck you!
- [Zach] Oh, I feel like shit.
This fucking sucks.
(Angel groaning)
(trap clanks)
Fuck!
(ominous music)
- [Computer] Warning, player
outside of game boundaries.
(upbeat music)
(fire crackling)
- [Buster] Fuck.
(upbeat music continues)
- [Computer] Warning, player
outside of game boundaries.
(upbeat music continues)
Burn, baby, burn
Burn, baby, burn
- [Computer] Warning, player
outside of game boundaries.
Burn, baby, burn
(beast growling)
- Oh, come the fuck on.
(beast growling)
I hear you.
You come get it, motherfucker.
You come eat the cake, Anna Mae!
If you think for one second
you're gonna nibble on these
nipples, you're dead wrong.
(upbeat music)
To my surprise
100 stories high
People
- [Computer] Warning,
player off course.
Turn back now.
- [Delivery Man] Fuck.
(pounding on door)
Motherfucker, motherfucker,
motherfucker.
(door creaking)
Hey, a delivery
from Double Dragon.
Oh, good gravy.
Please don't tell
me you didn't order
the goddamn orange chicken
with garlic snow peas.
Oh. Motherfucker!
Oh. Motherfucker,
motherfucker, motherfucker.
Ha. I'm sorry.
- Um.
- Uh, this place is always
just such a bitch to find.
It took me an hour.
- [Tiger] Sounds like
something my
fucking brother would do.
I'm sorry.
- [Delivery Man] Sorry. It's
just weird as fuck up here.
- Yeah, do you,
you know what this place is?
- [Delivery Man] I don't
know, except it's a place
where everyone comes to
drink the blood of children.
(soft music)
White lace and promises
(heart thumping)
A kiss for luck and
we're on our way
- Well, well, well, what
do we have here?
We got some,
some maps in case you get
lost in this fucking cave.
(soft music continues)
So many roads to choose
We'll start out walkin'
and learn to run
Okay, what do we
got over here? Fuck.
Holy hell, 9,000! All right.
Well, folks, you are
hearing it here first.
Sharing horizons
that are new to us
Oh, shit.
What the fucking mother ship?
Watchin' the signs
along the way
Belly of the beast,
the, uh, brain of
this whole operation.
Just the two of us
(computer beeping)
Workin' together day to day
Together
(computer beeping)
(mouse clicking)
That's pretty fucking cool.
They probably murdered people
here, but it's, it's cool.
So much of life ahead
Whew!
We'll find a place
(bottles clanking)
Where there's room to grow
(board thuds)
(heart thumping)
And yes, we've just begun
Oh.
Sponsored by DREAMFURY.
Sharing horizons
That are new to us
Watchin' the signs
along the way
Oh!
(Angel screaming)
(ominous music)
- [Zach] Hey, okay,
okay, yeah.
Hey, here's your phone.
Here's your phone.
There you go. You got it.
There you go. Yeah.
Yeah, you got your phone. Good.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
(Kenzie shuddering)
Good. Good.
Okay. Hey, hey, hey, you
gotta stay awake, okay?
Okay, good. You got your
phone, just stay awake.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
uh, I'll get you....
(Zach panting)
I'll get you...
- Oh, oh, okay.
- I can't believe this is
fucking happening. Goddamn you.
Whatever. Fuck it.
Oh-ho! Yeah, bitch!
(metal clanks)
Fuck you! Fuck you! (panting)
I'm gonna fucking kick
you out of my house.
I'm calling the cops.
I'm getting you out of
my house, clingy bitch!
I'm putting you on Reddit too.
Fuck you.
(somber music)
- I have, I have a--
- Hey.
Hey, hey.
Zach.
You know,
(heart thumping)
I'm not supposed
to die like this.
(beast growling)
- [Zach] Okay, I have...
- I was supposed to have
a big wedding one day.
(tone beeps)
- [Computer] Warning,
player location confirmed.
(ominous music)
- But now I'm gonna
have a small funeral.
(beast screeching)
- Um, I, I...
Ah, um, I, I...
Ah.
(footsteps stomping)
(beast growling)
(metal clangs)
(blood gushing)
- [Tiger] Nothing good
happens in basements.
He's, he's gotta be
down here somewhere.
Okay. (sighing)
(ominous music)
(heartbeat thumping)
Matthew.
- [Delivery Man] Question.
Why do you keep
yelling, "Matthew"?
That's not who the
Double Dragon is for.
- Who's the order
for then, Maze?
- No, the order's for some
dude named Larry.
- [Tiger] Oh God,
are you fucking me?
Run.
(feet stomping)
- [Delivery Man]
W- What did I say?
Why are we running?
(metal clangs)
(blood gushes)
(ominous music)
(beast growling)
(camera glitching)
- [Tiger] Oh, shit, shit.
Fuck.
(door jiggling)
Fuck.
(beast growling)
(metal rattling)
(Angel chuckling)
- Yes, God!
Thank you, God.
I love you, God.
I love you.
I'm sorry I didn't
mean any of that.
(ominous music)
(beast growling)
(heart thumping fast)
Fuck your family. Fuck your mom.
Fuck your dad.
Fuck your grandpa.
Fuck your grandma. Fuck
your great-grandparents.
Fuck your children.
(beast growling)
(Tiger panting)
(dogs barking)
(crickets chirping)
(Tiger panting)
- [Buster] Hey.
- Fuck! Oh my God.
(Tiger sobbing)
What the fuck are you doing?
- Charging my phone.
(Tiger panting)
- Where is everyone?
- I'm gonna need therapy.
I need a lot of therapy.
I didn't want PTSD,
but here I am.
- Buster. Buster, just...
It's gonna, it's gonna be okay.
Just where is everyone?
Where's Kenzie? Where's Zach?
Where's Angel?
(car thuds)
(both gasping)
- Who, who leaves
out a bear trap?
- I don't think that's
important right now.
- [Angel] Buster,
you're kind of a pussy.
I think I need a band-aid.
- [Tiger] Oh my God.
That's not funny.
We need to get him
to the hospital...
- [Angel] No, no, no. It works.
- [Tiger] Buster.
I've seen it in a movie
like 8,000 times.
(footsteps crunching)
- [Zach] Guys?
- [Tiger] Zach.
(camera thuds)
- [Buster] Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, are you okay?
It's okay. Okay now.
Everyone's in here. Let's
get the fuck out of here.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop. We
can't, we can't go.
We need to get Matthew.
- Yeah, fucking hell we do.
- No, no, no, no.
Buster, Buster, we
can't leave him here.
(Buster panting)
- Yes, we fucking can.
We're getting out of
here right this second
while our souls are still
fucking attached to our bodies.
- Fine then, I don't
care. I'll go alone.
- Tiger!
This is not a video game.
We do not have
multiple lives, okay?
Look, I got a sneak
peek behind the curtain.
And you know what I saw?
A fridge full of body parts.
Okay? This is some white
trash Westworld bullshit!
- [Angel] I think I
saw this in a Scooby--
- Angel, shut the fuck up!
I don't need you stirring
up shit right now.
- [Tiger] How do you even know
it's real or part of the game?
- Exactly. Murmur is a fucked
up app for fucked up people.
It's your brother's fault.
He's the fucking one that
got us into this fucking,
just fuck!
- You called him?
- [Buster] Yeah.
DREAMFURY is his fucking deal.
- You motherfucker!
- [Buster] You get back--
(car beeping)
(doors opening and closing)
Get back in the car. We
are leaving right now.
Tiger. (panting)
We do not have time
for this, Tiger.
We're gonna die.
Do not film this right
now. Do not film.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Don't be an idiot.
- Film it! What
are you afraid of?
Looking like an asshole
that lied to my face?!
- Look, listen, I don't know
what you want from me, okay?
Maze said he was sorry for
everything that happened for us.
I don't know what you want!
- Oh, come on!
That's such a load
of fucking bullshit!
Maze doesn't care about
anyone but himself.
I told you he'd probably kill us
the next time and
you didn't listen
and look at us, Angel's
bleeding to death
and God knows where Kenzie is.
- I'm doing the best as I can!
I'm sorry, but I'm fucking
tired of being blamed for
your sibling rival bullshit!
- You think I'm jealous of Maze?
You're so fucking
blind. I don't...
I'm so tired of bailing him
out of his fucking
bullshit like this.
I don't, it's not about me.
I don't care about
protecting the company.
I came because you guys
are my best friends
and you're the
only fucking people
I give a shit about on this
fucking trashware of a planet!
You know, Maze is so, is
so wrong in so many ways.
But he was right
about one thing.
You only fucking
care about yourself.
- Fuck!
Get out! (panting)
Fuck.
(door opening)
(Buster grunting)
Get in, Angel!
(car beeping)
(door sliding)
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I can confirm that
we have five victims,
one confirmed survivor.
Uh, we are using DNA technology
to identify three
of the victims.
(radio chattering)
- [Reporter 1] And how
many killed, do we know?
(cameras clicking)
(crickets chirping)
(tone chimes)
(Zach panting)
- [Zach] Tiger?
- Oh. What are you doing?
- I'm coming with you.
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
- Why?
Because Buster wants
you to film it?
- [Zach] No, because
I'm your friend.
- [Tiger] Great, I, I
appreciate it, Zach,
but you, you just
don't have to come.
(upbeat music)
- [GPS] Starting
route to San Francisco.
(Buster muttering)
- Buster was not built
for this. (chuckling)
This was an
epic nightmare
that needed to end.
Am I right? 'Cause like
I didn't want to die.
Did you? (sighing)
No.
- [Tiger] Do you wanna
change your mind?
- [Zach] You know
that part when you're
watching a scary movie and
collectively everyone says,
"Why the fuck are
they going in there,
they're gonna die"?
- Yeah.
- [Zach] Yeah. That's
this part right now.
- Zach, I hear you, but
that isn't happening.
This isn't a movie.
- [Zach] Yeah,
they say that too.
(ominous music)
- I don't understand why she
hates her brother so much
because she acts just like him.
You know, she could, she
could consider medication.
They have medication.
She knows that, right?
She knows about medication
because she needs
like a mood stabilizer
(GPS beeps)
or fucking something.
- [GPS] Head west on Ambrose
Avenue, then turn right.
- Wouldn't you agree?
(ominous music)
(static crackling)
(stairs creaking)
(static crackling)
(ominous music)
You know, I would appreciate
your silent support as I make
this very difficult decision.
- [Angel] Hmm.
Are you done?
- Yeah, I think so. Why?
- Because watching you
suck your own dick
for the past 10 minutes
has been the highlight
of my entire life.
(ominous music)
(heart thumping)
(static crackling)
(beast growling)
- [Tiger] Run.
(ominous music continues)
(beast growling)
(ominous music continues)
(beast growling)
(both panting)
It's so fucked up. (panting)
(heart thumping fast)
- [Zach] Okay.
Okay, what the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
- Take a wild guess. (panting)
(floor creaking)
(beast growling)
- This is the part,
this is the part where I have
that conversation with myself
that starts with...
Oh God, what the fuck.
(beast growling)
What the fuck is going on?
(tone chimes)
(heart thumping)
(ominous music)
(fire crackling)
(Zach panting)
(graphics glitching)
(soft music)
(Zach muttering)
- It's Buster.
- [Zach] What? Really?
- Yeah. It's Buster.
- [Zach] What's he saying?
(keys clacking)
- That's Tiger and...
that's Zach.
All right, let's
override this bitch.
(keys clacking)
- [Angel] Fucking trip.
- [Computer] Rerouting
network traffic.
- [Buster] Just don't open
the fridge and you'll be fine.
- [Computer] Security
systems disabled.
- Fuck these people.
It's Maze.
- [Computer] Player located.
(bottles clinking)
- What are you doing?
(text clacking)
(soft music)
(Tiger panting)
- Maze is upstairs.
(soft music continues)
Oh my God.
(Tiger panting)
(heart thumping)
(static crackling)
(Tiger panting)
Matthew?
(soft music continues)
(sword buzzing)
Shit.
(sword buzzing)
- [Computer]
Deleting player data.
Tracking systems--
(loud banging)
- [Angel] This isn't good.
(chimpanzees vocalizing)
(static crackling)
(Maze groaning)
- [Tiger] Matthew?
(heart thumping)
(static crackling)
(Maze panting)
- [Maze] Tiger.
- It's okay. Its okay.
(Maze mumbling)
(Tiger panting)
(sword thuds)
No.
- [Maze] I almost
won. (chuckles)
(Tiger panting)
- [Tiger] It's over,
Matthew, we gotta...
We gotta get you
outta here. Okay?
- Hey, hey...
- [Tiger] What?
- I'm sorry. (chuckling)
(beast growling)
(power whirring off)
- [Angel] Buster,
get out of here.
(Angel screaming)
And yes, we've just begun
(music swells)
(beast growling)
Sharing horizons
that are new to us
Watchin' the signs
along the way
(Angel screaming)
Talkin' it over,
just the two of us
(blade slicing)
Workin' together day to day
(beast growling)
(blade slicking)
Together
- Come on.
- Tiger. Tiger. (panting)
(soft music)
I'm sorry.
(loud thudding)
(beast growling)
- It's okay. Let's go.
- [Maze] Hey. (coughing)
(sword buzzing)
(Tiger panting)
(soft music continues)
(beast growling)
- [Zach] What are you seeing?
(static crackling)
(soft music continues)
Come closer and see
(door clanging)
(beast growling)
- [Tiger] This motherfucker.
(Zach muttering)
- [Zach] What the fuck
is happening?
We're okay.
(Zach exhaling)
(beast growling)
(soft music continues)
Stop! Stop!
Th- this ain't Aliens
and you ain't Ripley.
This isn't a fucking game.
Can we just, can we
just go back, please?
- No. Fuck Larry.
Just follow your eyes
(soft music continues)
(door creaking open)
Just follow your eyes
(static crackling)
(soft music continues)
(static crackling)
(soft music continues)
(static crackling)
This is real.
- Yeah.
I see it too.
(beast growling)
(Tiger gasping)
(sword clangs)
(soft music continues)
(beast growling)
(sword clanking)
(Zach gasping)
- [Tiger] They kiss.
Let's have them kiss.
(beast growling)
(blade slicing)
(beast growling)
(heart thumping)
(sword rattling)
(heart thumping fast)
(chimpanzees vocalizing)
(static crackling)
(soft music continues)
(beast growling)
(soft music continues)
- And here
we go.
(beast growling)
(blade slicing)
- I love Larry.
He's so cute.
(beast growling)
(heart thumping fast)
(beast growling)
- [Ginger] Tiger is her spirit.
(ax whooshing)
And she has the ferocity to
fight off spiritual enemies.
(beast growling)
(blade clanking)
- Oh my--
- Yeah!
- Oh my God.
(blade clanking)
(Tiger groaning)
(blade clanks)
- I don't wanna die,
like I don't wanna die.
(soft music continues)
(sword whirring)
(blade clanks and Tiger groans)
(beast growling)
(beast growling)
(beast panting)
(static crackling)
(soft music continues)
(intense music)
(static crackling)
(insects chirping)
(camera whirring)
(chair rustling)
(door opens)
(Tiger panting)
(heart thumping)
(suspenseful music)
- [Computer] Congratulations.
New level achieved.
(dramatic music)
- [Man] Guilty.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
- [Buster] Don't forget to
hit like, subscribe.
If you like the show,
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- Smash the like button!
- Don't say a thing.
- Oh my God. I'm ear blind.
- Sorry.
(clapboard claps)