My Brother, the Alien (2023) Movie Script

Ouch.
I'm pinned down by A.
Hey, someone come quick!
I'm pinned down by A.
You mean this A?
S is down.
Hurry, let's go!
- Hurry, hurry, hurry!
- I'm on fire!
- Forget it, forget it.
- It's dangerous there.
I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
Hurry, everyone, run!
Hideo.
Yumeji.
Hideo, Hideo.
What?
It's just like this, right?
Stop saying such things.
- You idiot!
- You're the idiot!
What's wrong with you two?
How dare you talk to Big Brother like that?
And you, Shimon,
why are you holding an ice cream?
Throwing it away would be a waste,
Idiot.
Alright, I won't stop you anymore. Go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead. Go and burn to death.
BBQ Restaurant SANADA.
This is Sanada's second son,
Sanada Hideo.
Moment of Flying to Saturn.
The story starts here.
One month ago.
BBQ Restaurant SANADA.
welcome.
welcome.
Welcome to BBQ restaurant SANADA.
Grill the meat and eat it.
This is the barbecue meat that has
continued from ancient times to the present.
Welcome, please come again.
Thank you for visiting.
We are always ready to take your orders.
One Kimchi Pancake.
Received.
Here, thick-cut salt-grilled beef tongue,
and pork ribs.
I'll take the pork ribs.
Alright.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Oops, oops, oops.
Hideo.
Hideo, can we take a photo with you?"
Sorry, I don't really like taking photos.
What a waste.
Such a waste.
The real waste is the time not spent grilling meat.
-Okay, we can eat now.
.-You're so gentle.
Feed me.
Feed me.
- No way.
- Really?
Really
Oh, Hideo.
Put it in.
Hideo, I want some too!
This isn't a brothel.
What's a brothel?
Don't worry about those things.
Hey, Yumeji, are you
and Hideo really brothers?
Unfortunately no.
The more popular the little brother is,
the more annoyed the big brother gets.
And the unpopular sister is also annoying.
Let's go to the restroom.
Shall we pick 20~
No. 1.
No. 1.
Jin.
Jin?
Jin?
So annoying.
Don't wake me up when I'm sleeping,
even if there's a lion here.
Please contact the front desk when checking out.
Ouch.
Why is there a potato here?
Sorry.
Let's scram.
Welcome.
Sorry, I'm not here to refuel.
Can this be fixed?
Well...
Repair service is available until 5 o'clock.
I see.
Sorry, tomorrow would be possible.
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
Wait a minute, are you Shimon?
Sanada Shimon.
That's right, it's me.
That's right, it's me.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
Looks like you forgot about me.
We were in the same class in junior high.
I transferred schools after the second year.
Shishido...Hirofumi?
Great, you remembered.
That nickname was given by you.
That was the beginning of the dark ages.
Anyway, it's all in the past.
First,
could you help me wash my car?
Sure.
What's the staff meal for today?
Chicken fat rice.
There's still 20% left of Indonesian fried rice.
Awesome.
Welcome back.
I'm back. I'm going to eat.
What's going on?
Isn't everything normal?
Clearly something's up,
but he's acting like nothing's wrong.
That's humans for you.
I see, I've learned.
Oh, by the way, brother.
About my situation.
Hey, I'm here.
Thinking about Sono and Shimon..."
Hmm, I'll talk to them.
I'll find a good reason.
No, I'll handle my own affairs.
It's a good thing anyway.
I'll talk to them.
Really?
What's good or bad?
I'm back.
Do you have something on your mind?
I'm fine.
Really?
What's up?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I wont eat natto today.
No, you didn't eat natto yesterday either.
- Listen, about natto...
- I'm eating.
I'm starting.
I'm starting.
We're convening the Sanada Summit now.
There are important matters to discuss.
Do you know how important this is?
If you don't speak up,
we'll assume you don't know.
Do you understand?
I understand.
Don't assume you understand things easily.
What we're about to discuss is...
What is it exactly?
I don't understand at all.
Shimon, don't assume you
don't understand things easily either.
What we're about to discuss is...
So what exactly is it?
don't interrupt me.
As the head of the family now, Yumeji,
the eldest son, don't interrupt me when I'm speaking.
What we're about to discuss is
important for the Sanada family.
Just say it.
Didn't I say not to interrupt me?
it's about me.
actually, I
I'm an alien.
Huh?
Didn't I say I would explain?
I
came from Saturn,
as a member of Earth Observation Team,
I was sent.
When did this happen?
23 years ago.
When Shono was 8 and Shimon was 4,
and I was in my prime at 17.
Calling it an observation team
sounds a bit too grandiose.
It's more like being an exchange student,
just like Ryo, Michael, and the others.
Sorry, Hideo Bro,
what kind of act are you putting on?
Seriously, we have enough
observation teams in Antarctica.
Is the term 'grandiose' appropriate here?
Doesn't seem right.
Seems off.
Earth's language is so hard to learn.
What?
And I still have some memories
before the age of 4.
I remember we used to play
on the swing together.
Me too. I have many memories
of you when I was 5, 6, and 7.
I altered your memories,
even worse than an April Fool's joke,
And I dont know what his purpose is.
So I said it all
That's why I said I would find a good reason.
Anyway, take a look at this first.
Hideo isn't here.
Really, he's the only one missing.
Why?
Right.
What are you up to?
This will take a lot of effort.
Shono, you try.
Shono,
you try.
Why?
Exactly.
Saturnians can't be captured in photos.
It's their nature,
Right
just like how Earthlings fear fire.
Even so, suddenly saying there's
a Saturnian is too unbelievable.
It's the first time I've heard about
a Saturnian in my life.
Think about it.
When you call out to Hideo from behind,
what are you up to this time?
Saturnians can't turn back.
He can't turn around like this.
Hideo.
I'm here.
I want to turn my whole body around.
Hideo.
I'm here.
Hideo, wait.
What's up?
Here, Hideo.
Feed.
I'm here.
Indeed.
Exactly.
Exactly.
What's been going on since just now? You've just
been saying "right" with these simple two words.
It can't possibly handle
the incredible topic of Saturnians at all.
So, how long is the term for
the Earth Observation Team?
A whole year.
I guess so.
What nonsense are you talking about?
I'm already 31.
He came when he was 8 years old?
What the hell is a whole year?
Huh? I don't get it.
Exactly.
I'm about to say it now.
I knew you would definitely ask.
You guys kept interrupting me,
Yumeji Sanada, the eldest son.
I'm sorry.
sit down.
yes.
Listen carefully.
A whole year refers to a Saturn year.
In other words, a whole year on Saturn is
equivalent to 23 years on Earth.
Like in "Interstellar"?
I haven't seen "Interstellar."
Probably something similar.
Huh? Hideo Guy disappeared.
Indeed, he's gone.
But he's still there, hasn't moved.
Huh?
It's just that Earthlings can't see him.
I'm a spaceman.
How is that possible?
Exactly.
No, no, you're amazing, don't.
Terrifying, terrifying, terrifying.
What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong?
Hideo, you can't eat
or drink in this state, right?
Change back, idiot.
sorry sorry.
Don't faint on us.
I dont want to faint either.
I'm just too shocked.
So, do you believe now?
I was just like you at first.
That alien.
This is what Dad suddenly gave me.
He and Mom wrote it together.
Everything's in here.
That alien.
Author: Shinoda Kazuo,
Illustrator: Shinoda Naomie.
Let's look at it later.
My brain can't take anymore right now.
Then, the Earth Observation Team...
I said my brain can't take anymore right now.
Your term is ending soon.
Congratulations are in order.
What do you mean it's ending soon?
Just one more month.
What happens after it ends?
Of course, I'll return to Saturn.
That's where my home planet is.
Well, it's like going to Tokyo to develop,
but eventually you have to return home.
You kept saying "like, like,"
but it's completely different, okay?
If you go back, does that mean
we'll never see you again?
What's there to congratulate?
Our family will be missing one person.
From his perspective,
of course, it's worth congratulating.
And then...
If you have to go back,
there's another weirdo.
It's "one problem," right? What?
If I, Toru Pickle, have to go back to Saturn...
Hold on, hold on. Who's Toru Pickle?
My real name.
That's what I'm called on Saturn, Toru Pickle.
Maybe I'll take a look now.
Hideo, are you serious?
Big Brother, is this the first time
you've heard of this?
It's not written in the picture book either.
It is written.
Really?
And then, and then, if I,
Toru Pickle, have to go back to Saturn...
I can't handle it.
Can't focus at all.
Ms. Akari?
What's up?
I have a strange question for you.
Go ahead.
Do you believe in aliens, or not?
I definitely believe.
A staunch supporter, huh?
Why?
Think about it, Shono.
If we consider Earth as a ping pong ball,
then the entire universe is bigger than Shikoku.
So, it's unlikely that only Earthlings exist.
That makes sense.
Why are you suddenly asking about aliens?
They've been airing
"E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" on TV recently.
Just because of that.
We watched it at home, and then my daughter...
Cried?
on the contrary.
Really?
She kept saying, "Even if someone has
brown skin, they're still human."
"Even if someone has brown skin,
they're still human."
Yume said it well.
Shimon, Shimon.
Let me handle this.
He seems to be coming
Alright.
Welcome.
Take care of the rearview mirror.
And this, could you toss it for me?
Sure.
Thick-cut beef tongue
and a whole beef tongue.
Alright, a whole beef tongue.
Hey, Hideo.
Make a list of things you want to do.
Things you want to do?
Things you want to do on Earth.
What you want to do with the remaining time,
where you want to go, anything
Will you help me make them happen?
Will you help me achieve it?
It depends on the situation.
Wishes like "give me money" won't work.
Why would I even say that?
It's useless on Saturn too.
Table 1 ordered 4 Dreamins.
Table No. 3 also ordered 2 Dreamins.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright..
Have you made up your mind yet?
Toru Pickle, come here,
why did you come to this planet?
To bring an Earthling back to Saturn.
Thank you for your hard work.
How was today?
Well, I have something to tell you.
Alright, see you later then.
Why have there been
so many potatoes falling down recently?
Potatoes.
Yume...
The cherry blossoms are about to bloom,
they're about to bloom.
Your mom is also about to arrive.
Shono, stop kicking the potatoes...
It's not good, right?
Sorry, sorry.
Huh?
You're really good at drawing.
I don't have that talent. I envy you.
Sono is very sad.
Sono is very sad.
No, it's not like that.
Not thinking about it makes me sad.
Sono is sad.
Yume,
Mom, you're here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
What's wrong?
Did Yume do something to you?
No.
No, it's not that.
Take care.
Goodbye, Shinoda.
Thank you for coming.
That's outrageous.
What's wrong with that guy?
Welcome to SANADA BBQ.
Eat the meat after grilling it,
and you'll be full of energy.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
What's the staff meal for today?
Nanban chicken chunks with Dawn Sauce,
but there are only 2 portions.
Awesome.
Welcome back.
I'm back.
It's so hard to decide,
but it's still 6 to 4...
-Yumeji rice bowl?
-Yumeji rice bowl.
-Yumeji rice bowl
-Got it.
Enjoy your Dreamin meal.
Yumeji rice bowl,
Yumeji rice bowl, Yumeji rice bowl.
Open this.
Alright, opening it.
- Hurry up and open it.
- I'm eating.
Open it, open it, open it.
Shut up. Stop nagging.
Quickly bring this over too.
Hideo, you're still awake?
Yeah.
So, what's your mood like?
What mood?
The feeling of being alone on Earth.
Although it was lonely at first,
for me, it's just one year.
-Yes, that's right.
-Yeah.
For you, going abroad for
a year wouldn't be a big deal, right?
I'd actually be very willing to go.
Do you want to see the universe?
Well, I'm interested in that.
Then let's go together.
Are you serious?
What's so funny?
It's "how is that possible," right?
You still have to learn more Japanese,
exchange student from outer space.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
That alien.
One day, on the rooftop of
the barbecue restaurant,
a strangely shaped spaceship arrived.
Isn't this just a tongue?
I'm Toro Picard from Saturn.
Upon hearing this, the father got very excited.
What kind of crappy name is that?
From today, your name is Hideo.
Yumeji, you're responsible for taking care of him.
So troublesome, I don't want to.
The man who came to Japan.
That's how the name came about.
Alright, jump rope.
here we go.
Ah, is it today?
Yes.
Not learning from mistakes and wasting money.
Shimon, can you come back early?
I'll try my best.
I'll try my best too.
Have a safe journey.
I'm off.
You too, have a safe journey.
I'm leaving too.
Shishido, enough with the teasing.
I just gave you a nickname, that's all.
The perpetrator theory has emerged.
Are you going to ignore the victim's feelings?
By the way, do you know any good places?
I'm planning a gathering recently.
A gathering?
Yes,
I want to host a cherry blossom party.
To forget the darkest time of my life,
junior high second year.
Ever since I met you again,
I've been having nightmares every day.
So, um, so,
It would be great if there's
a good barbecue restaurant.
It has nothing to do with my family, right?
I can't tell if you're asking for a favor.
If you keep me waiting too long,
Be careful, I might clear out the shop.
The darkest year of my life,
About 3 million yen's worth.
Here's your change of 260 yen.
Thank you for coming.
Goodbye.
Ah, excuse me.
Hideo, are you always this busy?
- It's busier than usual.
- What?
Here, two Yumeji rice bowls.
Alright, two Yumeji rice bowls.
Sorry for the wait,
two customers, please come in.
So tired.
Thank you for waiting,
the Yumeji rice bowls are here.
Oh, sorry, we need two more Yumeji rice bowls.
Alright, enjoy your Dreamin meal.
Enjoy your meal.
Do you know "Dreamin"?
That one.
What?
That one, it's BOOWY. Don't you know?
Boy.
Oh, no, it's BOOWY.
No, it's BOY.
No, its BOOWY
Boy.
BOOWY.
Oh, that...
"Welcome everyone to
the live concert at the Budokan."
That BOOWY
Oh.
Ah, can you tell me your favorite song?
Um... never mind.
Never mind?
Whose song is this?
Oh, heavy metal rock, right?
No, forget it, let's not talk about it.
What's he doing?
Dont know the Saturn joke?
They quickly get used to everything.
It's a bad habit of Earthlings.
Always disappearing and reappearing.
It's a bad habit of Saturnians.
I don't care about you.
You'll soon be without internet.
What do you mean?
Our home WiFi is Hideo.
Because Hideo can emit waves,
we can use the internet for free.
I once went three days without internet.
You probably can't connect now.
Hey, wait, wait.
It's true.
- Apologize quickly.
- Wait.
Where are you going?
Wait a minute.
Apologize now.
Wait a moment
- Find them out and apologize - Brother Sunrise
-Mr. Hideo, I was just talking nonsense.
-Apologise.
- Um, I meant I'm not feeling well.
- Hurry, find him.
- Same here.
- Apologize quickly.
- Um, I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
- Hurry up and apologize.
Sorry.
Don't apologize without looking into my eyes.
I can't feel your sincerity.
Yeah, where are your eyes?
- I really want to see your eyes.
- Hurry, apologize.
Where are your eyes? Sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Truly sorry.
It's okay. I forgive you with
my magnanimous heart.
- That's great.
- That's great.
It's a "magnanimous heart," right?
Thank you.
Thank you.
So what happened to you two?
Depending on the situation,
I might be able to help you.
I'm very capable.
Nothing major, just a small work issue.
Me too.
I'm mentally fine.
Here we go again. Big Brother,
you must be upset.
What's wrong? Don't believe me? Look.
What are you doing?
Hideo can see the mental index.
Surprises keep coming.
Don't peek randomly.
Hey, what's this feeling?
Suddenly feeling romantic.
Seriously, why are you so energetic?
I'm 40.
If others can't see my charm, I feel down.
Then am I even alive?
Indeed, you're the eldest.
Yumeji.
Those who can appreciate Big Brother
will soon appear.
Is that true?
Lately,
whenever I see the burnt
meat left by customers,
I think, "This is me."
Nobody wants it.
Then I snap out of it,
and the whole thing is burnt.
Just pretending everything's fine.
Hideo.
Can todays event be canceled?
Totally can.
What were you planning to do today?
We agreed to go eat Tokushima ramen.
I've never had it before.
I see. That's a great idea.
Indeed, Yumeji, you know a lot.
Really? Do I know a lot?
Yeah.
Yeah, I know a lot.
I understand very well
You said something just now?
- Alright.
- A little magic.
Sono,
are you coming to my place tonight?
I told Yume we'd eat takoyaki.
It'll be more fun together.
I'm in.
- Although our house is small...
- Then I'll come too.
Take your time.
Huh?
Sorry, there's a group reservation.
Huh?
- Let me in.
- What?
- I'll grill it properly.
- No, you stay put.
Of course, I can't let you in.
Why would you want to?
- Let me in too.
- I said no.
-I want to eat too.
-Stop.
buy this.
Okay.
Also...
Huh? Why are you buying that?
Because it's going to run out.
Is it?
Seems like it's running out.
Then let's buy this too.
Red snapper seems good too.
Alright, I got it.
Sorry, Akari, I can't come today.
But do you want to come to my place?
It'll be better to eat barbecue together.
- I'm in.
- I'm in.
Here,
Take it.
- Vegetables are important too.
- I see.
Didn't expect that.
You're around 40 too, right?
Oh, I see. Your husband left early.
Leaving so early
Although it's normal, it must still be tough.
Have you two had a serious check-up?
I'm sure I'm fine for my government job.
The key is this person.
Medical check-ups are important.
Medical check-ups are important.
Yume is right.
Honestly, you're so right, Yume.
But what about Uncle Hideo?
He doesn't agree with
the idea of going to the hospital regularly.
What do you mean, agree or not? Just go directly.
Just go directly, right?
Alright then, let's go.
Mom, I want to eat ribs.
Alright, here's your ribs.
- Do you like ribs? You're such a good eater.
- Here you go, perfect.
Eat up. Have more ribs.
Hot!
Then I'll just go to the hospital directly.
Welcome back.
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
Was the group reservation canceled?
It was just a prank.
I can't even reach them on the phone.
I'm going to kill them.
Knock out their molars and cook them.
Rong Su, Hideo,
don't curse in front of Yume.
Make sure to try the Yumeji rice bowl, Dreamin.
it hurts.
Is it appropriate to let your
good friend get injured and bleed?
Get out of here.
The user you dialed...
I'm going to gouge out
their eyeballs to play ping pong.
I'm going to tie them up
and turn them into dominoes.
Both of you, shut up.
Don't curse.
It affects the mind too.
I'm sorry, boss.
Take a seat.
Damn it.
Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.
Darn it, darn it, darn it, darn it.
I brought seven people first.
Wow.
Thank you.
Hideo, thank you.
Bailed out twice, still owe 2.6 million.
Because it's based on
a daily turnover of 200,000.
I'm a good person, right?
Ah, I'm going to be bullied by Shimon again.
Sorry.
Sea urchin.
Looks delicious.
Sea urchin and bamboo shoot pasta.
- Thank you.
- Enjoy your meal.
Looks great.
Let me ask you,
Jun, what kind of child were you?
A child whom everyone
dislikes except for themselves.
What do you mean?
Dont you understand?
You don't understand?
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
I don't understand either.
Ask Toru Picard.
What is your mission on this planet?
To bring an Earthling back to Saturn.
Just need one member of
the dispatched family.
Since you know, make a decision quickly.
Time is running out.
Running out of time
Tick-tock, tick-tock,
Good morning.
Good morning.
Let's get started.
Let's get started.
We're holding the Sanada Summit now.
There's an important matter to discuss.
It's about the story of Shimon,
the third son, when he was 14,
shortly after our mother's death.
I accidentally gave my classmate
Shimono a nickname that day.
Firstly, Shonada was wearing
an Adidas T-shirt that morning,
with a huge three-leaf clover logo on the chest.
- Oh
- and then what?
that morning, Sonada happened
to have messy hair,
with a three-leaf clover logo on his head.
And then?
Good morning.
You're so annoying. What's with your hairstyle?
So annoying, so annoying.
Save that look for drinking at the baseball field.
Miss Conch.
No, it's Mr. Conch.
Say, "Hey, Katsuo."
Then say, "Mr. Anzi drank too much again."
Hurry, say it.
Say "Hey, Katsuo"
"Hey Katsuo" One, two, go.
Hey, Katsuo.
How could you be careless?
It was totally intentional.
Isn't that normal?
I don't remember teaching you that.
Wait a minute.
A few days before that,
Shinoda found out about me pooping at school
and even spread it around,
calling me the "Poop Man" for four days.
That does need to change.
Why four days, though?
Because I got caught again
During those four days.
That's great.
Awesome, amazing.
Pooping is proof of being alive.
No matter what delicious food you eat,
it all turns into poop in the end.
Well said, Yumeji.
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Just kidding
It wasn't an accident, not at all.
What do you mean, not at all?
That's great.
There's no arguing on Saturn.
Really? No bullying?
Hey, sis, be nice.
No, it's not like that in our society.
Saturn is truly a great planet.
And then, I saw him again recently,
- And then like this, like this, like this,
- It's 3 million yen.
Is that true?
Mr. Conch bailed on us.
It's all my fault, I'm sorry.
No, some things can be done,
some things can't.
Besides, that's a national anime.
Everyone loves Miss Conch, so it's a great honor.
I'll use my abilities.
What are you going to do?
Secret.
What type of alcohol do you like?
I like gin and tonic.
Yes!
yeah
Thank you.
Wow, awesome.
It's quieter here now.
Shishido, you really know a lot.
I know everything I need to know.
What else do you know?
Huh? What's going on?
bring it on
- wow.
- What.
Let's do it again.
What's wrong with this world?
This person is really scary.
Thank goodness we're family.
Hideo, thank you.
Sanae's gone.
Sanae.
So you're a janitor after all.
Bought a Mercedes to show off,
but ended up being shocked
by the loan payments.
Is that so?
Hey, hey, hey,
Don't, don't, don't
don't come over here.
Hideo,
We also have friends like this
Friends?
He has a sailboat, a sailboat.
Look over there,
Over there?
- Did you see it?
- No
Look, a sailboat,
It's a boat, a boat.
Two weeks until the end
of Sanada Hideo's term as mayor.
See, it's simple, right?
Yeah, I really didn't expect that.
Here you go, thank you.
My mom is very worried about you.
I think so too.
Little Naomi must...
Stop talking, Yume.
It's not that simple.
What's the situation?
-Wait...
-Come here quickly.
Wait me a moment
Come here for a moment.
Come on.
What's this?
Oh my god.
This is the river god.
The real river god of the Shimanto River.
What are you saying?
It's really big.
What should we do about this?
How about selling it in the shop?
But I've never cooked eel before.
Yume, do you like eel?
Yes, I do.
Industry specializing in surgery
Leave it to Koyoshi from
the eel shop to help with cooking.
OK.
Forgive us, River God.
I'm sorry.
It's all Yume's fault.
Yeah.
Oh, Koyoshi, I'm Yumeji.
Mochi is here too.
And also...
What's wrong, Hideo?
What's wrong?
Uh, today,
I forgot that Koyoshi is off today.
Yume, can we have Yumeji rice bowls today?
We must have Yumeji rice bowls.
OK.
Here comes Dreamin.
- Received.
- Enjoy your meal with Dreamin.
Dreaming.
correct.
So far it's been relatively simple.
Let's move on to the next level.
Is that okay? Cue the music.
I'm so annoyed.
If I fall asleep, don't wake me up.
Sorry, sorry, but I've arrived at your house.
Good morning.
- Then call me to wake up.
- Correct.
Impressive, the momentum is very good.
Wait.
Next question, turn on the music.
Unwilling, emptiness, and pretending to be strong.
Correct.
That's great, awesome.
-Completely correct.
-That's great.
- You did it.
- That's great, that's great.
- Correct.
- thank you.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'm starting.
I'm starting.
I broke up with jin.
Really?
- Wasn't the relationship going smoothly?
- It was.
- Weren't you planning to marry him?
- I was.
Then why did you break up?
What are you pretending for?
You must have thought that sooner or later,
Jin and I would break up.
You must have thought that my uncharming
sister would be deceived by a scumbag again.
It's okay, I know my luck with
relationships is very poor.
I turn men I date into scumbags.
That's me, Shono Sanada.
Don't make it sound like it's a good thing.
A man who can appreciate my
sister's qualities will definitely appear.
You always say that.
Such a person won't appear.
So, what was yesterday's phone call about?
- It's entirely Yume's fault.
- That's right.
Was it Koyoshi? I'm Yumeji.
I'm here too
And also...
What's wrong, Hideo?
It's starting.
Please, spare my life.
Of course, I'm not asking you
to let me go just like that.
It's my fault for being caught.
But can you not eat me right now?
That's how it is.
Why?
I'm pregnant.
It's my new family.
After I give birth,
you can do whatever you want with me.
I'm prepared for it.
You can even turn me into grilled eel.
But the best thing to eat is still Osaka grilled eel.
That's the way it is.
So we've made a deal, right?
Once you give birth to the child,
then let Yumeji turn you into grilled eel.
- Right?
- Ah, yes, yes.
Wow, it's so sticky. What is this?
What's wrong?
I'll accompany you to the hospital.
Huh?
Before you can't turn back,
becoming a mother isn't easy at all.
If you're not prepared, you must give up.
Regular day off.
-The movie "Eel"?
-Yes.
It's a film by renowned director
Shohei Imamura.
It won the Palme d'Or at Cannes.
If you mention Diamond Yukai, then I do know.
Can you tell me your favorite movie?
It's okay.
"No Problem"?
Whose film is that?
Ah, that one.
Oh, who was it again? It's like...
Alfred Tentipole, probably that name.
- You're referring to this one?
- Huh?
Are you watching Gaspar's movie?
Yes.
Just now, I was pleasantly
surprised as if by a miracle.
Please, can we talk alone?
About Gaspar's movies...
Well, I'm just here with someone else.
Now I'm in a bit of a headache.
Okay, okay, it's totally fine.
Name it Big Mami.
Hideo.
I'm here.
The ability used on Big Mami,
can it also be used on Kazuo and Nami?
I'm sorry, this ability cannot be used on
the deceased.
Oh, I see. That's a shame.
So, is there something you
want to tell them, Shono?
Of course, there is.
After all, it's been 10 years since
I last talked to them.
There's a lot I want to say.
I've almost forgotten what their voices sound like.
If you don't mind that I'm from Saturn,
I can listen.
What's Saturn's society like?
You mentioned it before.
It's completely different from Earth.
How so?
There is no concept of family.
Huh?
So, I have no parents, no siblings.
Then how were you born?
It's somewhat like the society of bees.
What's the society of bees like?
There's a queen bee.
Other than that, everyone's the same.
Everyone's alone.
But all ranked together,
everyone's the same.
Does that mean equality?
You could say that.
So, there's no comparison with others,
like getting a sense of superiority, likes,
or follows.
No meaningless self-awareness at all.
That's amazing!
So, there's no conflict, right?
I came here as part of the observation team
to understand what the concept of family is.
I see.
On Saturn, we're taught that
family is the source of conflict.
I see.
I'm neither from Earth nor Saturn.
I'm just an eel.
After all, the secret to living a good life is
to listen to half of what you are told.
but speak your mind when you want to.
Even if there's no punchline,
you don't need to read the room,
because everyone will eventually die.
What an extraordinary eel.
Saturn, huh? I really want to go see it.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'm starting.
I'm starting.
We're convening the Sanada Summit now.
There's something important to discuss.
The eldest daughter of the Sanada family,
Shono Sanada,
31 years old, is five months pregnant
What!
Is it really true?
And the father of the child is indeed
Masaya Jin.
He's two years older than you, right?
Did you tell him?
Why would I tell him?
If I do, he'll definitely discuss it with
me on social media.
Are you going to keep the baby?
Please let me keep the baby.
To be honest, I am against it.
A child without a proper father
like this is too pitiful, isn't it?
Listen carefully.
I didn't raise you to be a parent like this.
I'm sorry.
If your father finds out about this,
do you know what he'll think?
Mom would, too.
but...
If they knew they were going to be grandparents,
they would surely be happy, right?
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize.
I want only you, don't apologize.
Anyway, I want to show
the gods what I'm made of.
Brother, it's dangerous.
I'll use the iron fist of
the eldest son of the Sanada family, Yumeji.
With my iron fist.
Hideo, don't use your power.
I understand.
But Jin seems to be into boxing, right?
Well, I also practice karate.
I'm ranked in the top eight in the county.
He seems to be in the top four nationally.
That's the only thing about
Jin that I find impressive.
It seems... it seems like you...
You seem to... seem to know a lot.
Shono, I haven't heard about this.
You never mentioned it.
So, what does Jin do for a living?
Heir to a shrine?
Seems like it.
By the way, it's morning.
Good morning.
I heard it's going to be hot today.
Is that so?
Ouch!
Slipped.
Obvious disadvantage.
Alright, let's go!
Round 1 Fight
Excuse me, who are you?
I'm just a passing Earthling.
can i ask a question?
Are there really gods?
Of course there are.
After all, I worship them.
Then let me prove you don't exist.
You troublemaker! You're really a hassle
Jinnai.
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Charge! Go for it! Charge!
Go for it! Charge!
Going in circles?
Going in circles. Going in circles.
Going in circles now.
Charge! Go for it! Charge!
Go for it! Charge! Go for it! Charge!
Rush, rush, rush, rush
Charge! Go for it! Charge!
Huh, do I look like a portrait?
Go for it!
Go for it!
Give it your all!
Can't see, can't see!
It's all dark, it's all dark.
- Wow, amazing!
- I can't see anything.
-It's amazing.-I can't see anything.
I didn't see anything at all.
Big Mami says thank you.
Yes indeed.
Alright, Mami, let's go to Yumeji's place.
Alright.
Alright.
Why?
The child needs a mother.
Thank you so much.
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
-Bye bye.
goodbye!
what is that?
In Saturnian, it means
"until we meet again," I think.
Round 2 Fight
Lie down for me.
Jinnai, have you learned?
When the food is served,
you should say "I'm starting" first,
instead of taking pictures.
Who are you anyway?
If you have time to surf the net,
put all your effort into living your life well.
welcome.
Welcome to BBQ SANADA.
KO!
Brother?
Yumeji!
Yumeji.
- Yumeji!
- Yuneji!
Yumeji.
- Hey, wait! Wait!
- No, no!
Quick, reach out your hand!
No, no, no, please.
Brother!
Shimon, why did you fall into the water?
I told you, it's nothing. Just lost my balance.
Hideo, didn't I tell you
not to use your power?
- Alright, alright, we did it!
- Yuneji!
We did it!
-We did it!
- We did it!
It hurts.
It hurts.
Shono, is your Mandarin textbook still around?
I probably didn't throw it away.
What's up?
Let's give it another try.
You read picture books, right?
Yes.
Congratulations! We have a new family member!
Right, Hideo?
Brother Hideo, what did you do to Jinnai?
Yeah.
First, I erased his memory of fighting with Yumeji.
That's important.
Then, I made sure he can never use SNS again.
And then?
And then? Is there more?
If Shono wishes,
I can do even more extreme things to him.
Are you from Earth?
Then, please help erase any memories
related to him.
Other than that,
there's no need to do anything else.
Thank you, Hideo Bro.
Is this okay then?
I'll work hard to raise the child on my own.
"On my own"? What do you mean?
That's right.
Right, Hideo?
That's right.
Don't cry, brother.
It's too much trouble. Let's eat together.
What's this?
It hurts.
- Are these two compatible?
- They're not.
Seriously,
they're not in sync at all.
Seriously.
Damn it.
Dangerous.
it hurts.
- "Have a safe journey."
- I'm leaving.
Please, please.
Sorry, excuse me.
Congratulations on nearing the end of your term.
What's there to congratulate?
Our family will lose someone.
From his perspective, of course,
it's worth congratulating.
Good morning.
There's a question I want to ask Toro Picard.
What's the purpose of bringing people back?
It's to study the concept of family.
Since you know, make a decision quickly.
Saturn is about to be destroyed.
Okay.
I'll make a decision.
Three days left until Sanada Hideo's term ends.
Good morning.
Good morning.
-Good morning
-Good morning
What's this? Come on, Hideo Bro,
why can't you swing on a swing?
Why is that?
Wait a moment.
It's about to start.
Come on, straighten your back, your back.
Yes, that's it.
Though it's just a change in perspective,
it feels so comfortable.
-Come again.
-Okay, its coming.
Come again.
Why give chocolate to others?
Although it's undoubtedly
a strategy by manufacturers,
it's mainly about the thought, the thought.
Come on, have a taste.
It's delicious. What's this?
It's like having a universe in your mouth.
Is this your first time eating chocolate?
What's with that expression?
It's snowing.
- Hey, come on.
- Stop kidding. Seriously.
-What's going on?
- Shimon, come on, hurry.
-One, two.
-Stop it, it's cold.
So annoying. Want to experience it again?
No, I can't. It's over.
We're convening the Sanada Summit now.
There's something important to discuss.
Toro Picard, the Saturnian.
No,
Second son of the Sanada family, Hideo Sanada.
will return to his hometown,
Saturn, the day after tomorrow.
Does anyone want to go with me?
What?
I have to bring someone from home.
Um... this...
What will happen if they're brought back?
They can never return to Earth.
Um... I mean,
if, conversely, Picarl,
if you don't bring anyone back?
Sorry, wait a minute.
Why suddenly call him Picard?
That... that's because...
Idiot.
Sorry, Hideo Bro. What will happen?
This... you don't need to know.
- Hey, Toro.
- Stop it.
Are you going to be killed?
- Absolutely not.
- No.
Although you won't be killed,
you will be punished.
What punishment?
Saturn has a ring.
This place is actually a prison.
Is it true?
It's modeled after Devil's Island on Earth.
It's an inescapable prison, like a tree ring cake.
Saturn's sense of humor is terrible.
You'll be imprisoned here for ten years.
Wait, what's ten years here?
Of course, it's ten years on Saturn.
What's the difference between that
and being killed?
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
Charge, charge, charge!
Sea bream Sono.
Ise Lobster Me.
Others Shimon.
Doesn't count, doesn't count,
doesn't count. This doesn't count.
Let's go.
You scared me.
Sorry.
You don't need to apologize.
I should apologize.
Eating Saturn.
- Such nostalgia.
- Nostalgic.
Eating Earth.
By the way,
how are you going back to the universe?
Are there rockets hidden in
the yard or in the mountains?
What happened to Dad's chair?
Use that to go back.
You are so boring.
Is this a joke from your Saturn?
So boring.
Then, try sitting on it.
Try it then.
Move these things away first.
I'm sitting on it now.
I'm sitting properly.
Wait.
Wait.
Help me!
Help me, help me!
What's wrong?
Come and help me!
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
He said this is a spaceship.
What?
Do you believe it?
I do, I do.
I believe it. Please put me down.
No way.
Is this it?
This broken thing?
Sanada Hideo Sanada's term ends in 24 hours.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'm starting.
I'm starting.
We're convening the Sanada Summit now.
There's something important to discuss.
Tomorrow morning,
our Sanada family's second son,
Hideo Sanada,
also known as Toro Picard.
is returning to Saturn.
He will take one person with him.
I've considered many options,
and I've decided that it will be me.
This person replaces parents to raise you up,
Taking on the responsibility
of being the head of the family,
Giving up your own dreams,
Reluctantly inheriting the barbecue shop,
After all, he is the eldest son.
Sanada Yumeji,
Made this decision with authority and prejudice,
What nonsense are you talking about?
Enough.
Let it be me.
Let it be me.
- Yuneji, you definitely won't go.
- Listen to me.
-Sono is pregnant again.
-Listen to me.
It's just me left, isn't it?
Speak your mind.
So, the youngest is the most pitiful.
- Listen to me.
- It's totally unfair.
Shut up! I said listen to me, are you deaf?
Come on,
There's only one stick marked in red,
Anyone can draw it first,
Is it fair now?
Go ahead and choose.
Sister, you go first,
After all, you're my little brother,
-But sister you...
-Shut up and choose quickly.
Yumeji, which stick do you choose?
- Stop blabbering.
- Sister first.
Get ready to draw.
Here we go.
Decided.
Sanada Yumeji
Is moving to Saturn.
I'm a dreamer.
Sono and Shimon.
If I'm not here, no slacking off at work.
Remember that.
Okay.
Sis, what should we do now?
Alright, I'm opening the door.
Haven't been in for a long time.
So much dust.
Throw away. Keep.
Let's get started.
Union Jack flag.
Let's keep it for now.
globe.
Throw it away.
This one brings back memories.
Ricken, long time no see.
This is Ricken.
It's the result of my New Year's money
and part-time earnings.
Ricken
RickenBacker.
(RickenBacker: a modern electric guitar
originated in 1931)
By the way, is there really no guitar on Saturn?
Hmm, there isn't.
Then this planet is just awful.
What's the government doing?
Let me teach you to play.
Like a groundhog,
Trying to become beautiful,
That kind of beauty that
can't be captured in a photo.
Linda, linda, linda, linda, linda,
Linda, linda, linda, linda, linda,
Linda, linda, linda, linda, linda,
Linda Linda.
Why did you throw it away?
We're about to have one
more person in our family.
We need to make some space, even a little.
Sono is going to be a mother soon.
Her parents passed away
when she was in high school.
If she has a child without a father,
I'll have to take care of them.
That's what I originally thought.
But we can't let Shimon go.
So, I can only do these things.
Since the day I decided to take care
of them instead of our parents,
I've given up on my dreams.
Why did I come here in the first place?
Saturn has its own situation, I guess.
Earth is chaotic too.
If I hadn't come,
you wouldn't have split up.
Silly boy.
If you hadn't come,
our family wouldn't be so happy.
Hideo,
you're also part of our family.
Just because you're from
Saturn doesn't change that.
Brother.
What exactly is family?
It's the people who are more
important than yourself.
Would you be willing to go to Saturn for them?
Even if it means being far apart.
I want them to be happy more than myself.
Didnt I tell you to go to work?
I'll help.
Me too.
Don't come, just go.
Can't we use a high-pressure water gun?
This is my last time cleaning the grave.
Shouldn't we clean every nook and cranny?
-Hideo, Hideo.
-Whats wrong? Whats wrong?
stop!
Hideo.
Don't!
I'm leaving.
We're closing today.
What?
We can't help it.
The atmosphere is ruined anyway.
Here we go again.
You've been like this since elementary school.
So annoying, talking about atmosphere and all.
Alright, Mochi, go back to your spot.
No.
Then forget it,
I won't take your picture.
- Get ready.
- Hello.
I pressed the shutter.
I did.
- Stand properly.
- Hey.
Let's all smile, those who smile will be happy.
smile
Okay, everyone go back now.
boss.
Hey, I haven't finished talking yet.
Are you just going to ignore your friend like this?
Hey, open the door.
Hey!
-Thank you for your hard work
-Yumeji.
-Thank you.
-Thank you for your hard work.
-See you later, Xuehu,
- Open the door for me.
-Bye.
-Thank you for your hard work.
I really want to eat Yumeji rice bowl.
- Let me have Yumeji's rice bowl.
- Bye-bye.
Open the door, Yumeji, open the door.
Come play, Yumeji. Hey, Yumeji!
- Okay, okay. Thank you.
- Yumeji.
-Okay, okay.
-thank you.
-Thank you for your hard work.
-What are you doing?
I wont come here anymore.
-Bye.
-Come again next time.
Then I'll come next time.
Hideo.
Hideo.
Hideo.
Okay, I'm starting.
I'm starting.
It's hot!
After so many people opened barbecue shops,
we can't eat barbecue together anymore.
How long has it been since
we ate barbecue together?
Who remembers such things?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Your barbecue skills have improved,
haven't they?
I didn't know there was such uninspiring wine.
Shimon.
You're a man.
I entrust my dreams to you.
I entrust the children to you.
I entrust this household to you.
And all the insurance, banking,
and tomb-sweeping stuff.
I'm giving all of that to you.
That's too much, how can I manage?
But there's one thing you must promise me.
What?
Close the shop.
Live the life you've always wanted.
Yumeji.
Sono?
You're the big sister.
I entrust Shimon to you.
You should have a lively child,
Be a super cool mom,
Don't get angry all the time.
As long as the child grows up happy.
Yumeji.
There's one thing I hope you'll promise me too.
What?
Close the shop.
Live the life you've always wanted.
Can't believe it, you're repeating the same.
Important things need emphasis.
Time's up, prepare for launch.
I'm sorry,
I just arrived and now I have to go.
That's what I'm saying.
But Hideo, you'll always be our brother.
Honestly, compared to Yumeji, I like you more.
Thanks everyone for taking care
of me this past year.
It's been twenty-three years.
Thank you.
Alright.
Brother,
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
Oh, this? These are the items
I've picked out to take to Saturn.
Why?
put it down.
I don't want to. Why should I put it down?
- Let it go.
- What are you doing?
- You can't take it with you.
- You can't board the spaceship like this.
- How can't I?
- You just can't.
Let go!
You know,
I've never even been out of the country,
and now I'm going to space.
Wait a minute. Is this really okay?
I think we should at least wear spacesuits.
Exactly.
How is that possible?
Then try to untie it.
No way.
You untie it.
Three, two, one.
Chairs can generate Saturn's magnetic field.
Without Toro Picard's permission,
it's absolutely impossible to untie.
What?
Also, this outfit can withstand
temperatures of up to two thousand degrees.
Alright, touchdown.
Ten seconds until launch.
- Wait, wait!
- Countdown initiated.
Eleven.
Isn't it supposed to start from ten?
Nine.
You said it wrong.
eight.
Just remember.
seven.
Family is about giving it your all.
Six.
Twist into one rope.
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
Five.
Four.
There's still some left.
I like you the most, you jerk.
Three.
I like you the most too, you jerk.
See you in the next life.
two.
Promise.
Goodbye.
- One.
- You two better live well!
Zero.
Feeling the strong magnetic field.
I really like you too, you jerk.
Acting like nothing's wrong when
there clearly is,
just like Saturnians.
Uh-oh. Not good.
Hideo.
Hideo.
I'll definitely come to see you again.
And then I'll shout,
"Solora!"
Ouch, that hurts!
I'm pinned down by A.
Hey! Someone help!
I'm pinned down by A!
You mean this A?
I'm out!
Quick, let's go!
- Hurry, hurry!
- I'm on fire!
- Forget it, forget it.
- Forget it, it's dangerous there
I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
Dude to some reason,
We're closed for business today.
Five months later.
Push harder!
Come on, push! Push!
Come on, push! Push!
Yuehu really made an appointment.
Don't rush me.
Don't rush, don't rush, don't rush, don't rush.
Don't rush, don't rush, don't rush, don't rush.
Okay, push hard!
- Come on, push!
- Push harder!
It's coming out!
The baby's coming out!
Great!
Let me wipe your body.
The baby's born!
Looks exactly like Mom.
That's wonderful!
- Take photos, take photos!
- Okay, okay!
Dreamer, Dreamer,
look at the camera!
Okay, okay, I'm taking it, I'm taking it!
Great!
Okay, cheese.
You've done a great job with the photos.
Sorry, I have to leave now.
Sorry, thank you so much.
Solora!
Welcome home.