Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird (1985) Movie Script

[Drum Cadence]
Ladies And Gentlemen,
Would You Please Rise
For The Grouch Anthem?
No, No, No.
With The Grouch Anthem,
You Stay Sitting Down.
Down In Front, Man.
Now, Brace Yourself.
I'M Gonna Sing.
## Grouches ##
## Of The World Unite ##
## Stand Up ##
## For Your
Grouchly Rights ##
## Don'T ##
## Let The Sunshine
Spoil Your Rain ##
## Just Stand Up ##
## And Complain ##
## Let This Be ##
## The Grouch'S Cause ##
## Point Out ##
## Everybody'S Flaws ##
## Something Is Wrong ##
## With Everything ##
## Except The Way I Sing ##
Heh Heh Heh.
## Ooh, Ooh, Ooh ##
You Know What'S Right
With This World? Nothing.
You Know What Really Makes
Me Hot Under The Collar?
You Name It.
And The Next Time
Some Goody-Two-Shoes Smiles
And Tells You To
"Have A Nice Day,"
You Just Remember,
## Don'T ##
## Let The Sunshine
Spoil Your Rain ##
## Just Stand Up ##
## And Complain ##
## Just Stand Up
## And Complain ##
Well, Anyway,
You'Ve Seen The Best Part
Of This Movie,
So Sit Back, Relax,
And Have A Rotten Time.
Heh Heh Heh.
Sesame Street
Is Brought To You Today
By The Letters "W" And "B."
Your Attention, Please.
Attention.
Attention, Please.
Featherbeds
Are Down.
I Can' Believe It.
Attention.
Attention, Please.
[Pounds Gavel]
Attention!
This Meeting
Of The Feathered Friends
Will Now Come To Order.
Now, I Need Not Remind You
Of Our Purpose.
Remind Me!
To Place Stray Birds
With Nice Bird Families.
Now, Here Today
We Have A Sad, Sad Case
That Needs
Our Urgent Attention.
He'S Only 6 Years Old,
And He Lives All Alone
With No Other Birds Around.
He Looks So Sad.
That'S Funny.
He Looks Happy To Me.
[Gasps]
Of Course He'S Not Happy!
How Can You Say That?
Look At Him.
Look At His Face.
If You Think He'S Happy,
Then You Don'T Belong!
Madam Chairbird!
Miss Finch.
Ahem.
We All Know
He Can'T Be Happy.
He Needs To Be
With His Own Kind.
With A Bird Family.
True, Very True.
And I Know
Just The Family.
Where Does He Live?
Sesame Street.
Can You Tell Me
How To Get To...
Sesame Street?
Captioning Made Possible By
Warner Bros.
Hi, Willy!
Morning,
Big Bird!
## La La La La ##
Today We'Re Playing
Trash-In-The-Barrel.
Bring Me All The Trash
You Can Carry.
Ah...A Bird.
Hi, Little Fella.
[Whistles]
Oh, Where Did You
Fly In From?
[Whistles]
Are You Gonna Settle Here?
##
##
Oh. You'Re Only
Passing Through.
Well, You'Re Welcome To
Stay Here As Long As You Want.
##
##
Oscar'S Going
To Just Love These Cans.
[Dog Barks]
Whoa!
[Bird Squawks]
Oh, Wait, Wait!
Please Don'T Fly Away!
Please Don'T Go.
Wait. I Hardly Ever
Get To Talk To Birds.
Hey, Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Aah!
[Crash]
Heh Heh Heh.
Nice Work, Turkey.
Ugh.
Are You
All Right, Big?
Youarebig Bird?
Yeah, I Guess I Am.
This Is Worse
Than I Thought.
Big, I'M Miss Finch Of
The Feathered Friends.
Oh. Any Feathered Friend
Is A Friend Of Mine.
I Want To Talk To You.
You Do?
Well, Let'S Step
Into My Nest.
Oh, Dear.
Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk.
You Know, Big,
You Shouldn'T Be
Living Here All Alone.
Well, I'M Not
All Alone.
There'S Gordon
And Susan--
Mmm, But They'Re Not Birds
Like We Are.
I Know, But They'Re
Nice People.
But You Should Have
A Home And A Family.
Well, Iamhome.
I Like It Here
On Sesame Street.
Wouldn'T You Like To
Be With Your Own Kind?
Wouldn'T You
Like To Live
In A Big,
Beautiful Birdhouse
With A Nice Bird Family?
Your Own.
And A Brother Bird
And A Sister Bird
And A Father Bird
And A Mother Bird?
And Sing And Play
Bird Games All Day Long?
Wouldn'T You?
Wouldn'T You?
Gee, I Think
I'D Like That.
Good.
Because
In A Lovely City
Called
Oceanview, Illinois,
There'S A Fine Feathered Family
Waiting Just For You.
Really?
Oh, When
Can I Leave?
I Can'T Wait!
But...What Will
I Tell My Friends?
Oh, Bird,
This Is Goodbye.
You'Re Leaving
Sesame Street.
Well, I'M Not
Really Leaving.
I'M Just
Going Away.
Oh.
Besides,
As Soon As I Get
To Oceanview,
You Can Come
And Visit.
I Can?
First Thing, Old Pal.
I Wouldn'T Go
If You Couldn' Come And Visit.
Oh, Bird.
Hey, Snuffy?
Huh?
Will You
Do Me A Favor?
Oh, Bird, I Would
Do Anything For You.
You'Re
My Best Friend.
Well, Will You
Watch My Nest
And All My Things
While I'M Away,
So Nothing
Happens To Them?
Sure Thing, Bird.
Oh, Snuffy, I Guess
This Is Goodbye.
Oh, Bird, I Hate
To See You Go.
Oh, Snuff.
Oh.
## Da Dee Dum
Dum Dee Dum Dum ##
## Dee Dum Dee Dum
Do Dee Do Dee Do ##
## Do Dee Dum
Dum Dum Dum ##
## Da Dum Da Dum
Da Dum Da Dum ##
Hi, Big Bird.
Hi, Maria.
Hi, Big Bird.
Hi, Olivia.
Hi, Susan.
Oh...You'Re All Here
To Say Good-Bye.
Big Bird Is Leaving?
But Where Is
Big Bird Going?
Big Bird...
Are You Sure
You Want To Go?
You Don'T Have To,
You Know.
No, You Don'T.
I Know. But You Know,
I Will Be Getting
My Very Own Bird Family.
But Big Bird,
We'Re Your Family.
You Know That.
I'D Like To
Give It A Try.
Of Course
He Would.
Well, Big Bird...
If That'S Really
What You Want--
Come On, Big Bird.
You Don'T Want
To Miss Your Plane.
Just A Minute.
Give Us A Big Hug,
Big Bird.
Don'T Forget To Write.
I Won'T, Maria.
Don'T Forget
To Count!
Ok, Count!
And Don'T Forget
To Dress Warmly, Ok, Big Bird?
I Got My Muffler, Bob.
Don'T Forget To Breathe
In And Out!
I Always Do, Grover.
I'Ll Read Every Day.
Oh, Bird,
Don'T Forget To Eat.
I Won'T,
Cookie Monster.
Well...
Goodbye, Oscar.
Why--Why, That'S
The Nicest Thing
You'Ve Ever
Said To Me.
Big, It'S Time.
But Can'T We
Just, Uh...
Just Keep Walking
And Don'T Look Back.
Why?
[Clatter]
Oh!
What The...
I Told You
Not To Look Back.
Oh!
Bye, Big Bird.
Take Care,
Big Bird.
Bye, Big Bird.
Bye, Tanya.
Don'T Forget, Big Bird,
We Love You!
Bye-Bye, Sesame Street.
Good-Bye, Bird.
Don'T Forget,
I'M Coming To Visit!
Wow! Look At
The Clouds, Radar.
Isn'T Flying Wonderful?
Makes Me Feel
Like A Bird.
Heh Heh Heh!
Heh Heh Heh!
## La La La La La ##
## La La La La-- ##
Ahem.
Hey, Radar!
We'Re Landing
In Our New Home!
Oceanview, Illinois.
Boy, In
A Couple Of Minutes,
We'Re Gonna Meet
Our New Bird Family--
The Dodos.
Woman On P.A.:
Ladies And Gentlemen,
Good Afternoon.
Ctw Flight 1138
From New York
Is Now Arriving
At Gate 2.
Which Gate
Did She Say?
Oh, Dear,
I Don'T Know!
Let'S Wait Here.
Gee.
Oh, Look!
Is That A Bird?
No. It'S A Plane.
Maybe This Is
The Wrong Airport.
But How Can An Airport
Be Wrong?
I Think We Should
Go To The Snack Bar.
I Want
A Bird Dog, Daddy.
Yeah, A Bird Dog!
Oh, I Hate To Think
Of Him Being Lost.
He'S Only
6 Years Old.
Oops!
Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse Me.
Was There
A Big Yellow Bird
On This Plane?
Well, Only Me.
Oh, Too Bad!
Maybe He'Ll Be
On The Next Plane.
Yeah, Next Plane!
Say, You Must Be
The Dodos!
Yeah!
Yes!
I'M Daddy Dodo.
I'M Mommy Dodo.
I'M Donny.
And I'M Marie.
Who Are You?
Why, I'M Big Bird!
What?!
No, You'Re Not!
You'Re Big Dodo!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Big Dodo?
Mommy Dodo:
Look, Big Dodo,
This Is Our Street,
Canary Row.
Where Are We Going?
Where Are You Taking Me?
Is This The Airport?
Marie: Here We Are.
Well, We Made It.
I Told You I Could Find It.
Find What, Dear?
I...Can'T Remember.
Donny: I'M So Proud
Of You, Father.
Thanks, Son.
It'S Great To Be Here.
You Have To Come Home
Before You Can Leave.
Marie: Here We Are.
Don'T Be Shy,
Big Dodo.
[Excited Chatter]
[Clunk]
Whoop!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Gee Whiz.
Bird Would Be
So Proud Of Me.
I'Ve Watched His Things
All Week,
And Nothing Has Moved.
[Barkley Whimpers]
Come On, Barkley.
Cheer Up, Boy.
We Miss
Big Bird, Too.
Oh, Hey,
Look, Everybody!
A Letter
From Big Bird!
Big Bird! Come On!
Everyone Come On!
What'S He Say?
What'S He Say?
Uh...
He Starts,
"Dear Friends..."
Uhh.
"Here I Am In My New Home.
"It Sure Is
A Lot Different
"From My Nest
On Sesame Street.
"The Dodos
Are A Nice Family.
"They Live
In A Birdhouse
With A Big Front Lawn.
"They Spend A Lot Of Time
There Digging For Worms.
"They Never Seem
To Find Any,
But They Love To Do It."
Gee, I Don'T See
Any Worms Here.
"The Dodos
Have Lots Of Great Things
Like A Lawn Mower
You Can Ride On."
"I'M Not Sure They Know
How To Use It Right,
"But Nobody'S Perfect.
"The Dodos Like
To Stay In Shape.
Every Morning,
We Do Our Exercises."
Woman On Television:
Come Up Off The Floor,
And Start Jogging
In Place.
Left And Right.
Yippee! Yippee!
Look At Me,
Mommy.
Yippee!
Whoo-Hoo!
I'M Getting Tired.
Don'T Stop, Daddy.
Pressing It Down.
I Need A Rest.
Four More.
Hold On.
Three More.
Come On. Get Tough.
Two More And...
Cross Your Hands
In Front.
"Sometimes,
After A Hard Workout,
We Take A Dip
In The Pool."
## By The Sea,
By The Sea ##
"Now, That'S Fun."
Aah!
Aah!
"Well, It'S Time
To Go To Sleep Now."
Well, Uh,
Good Night.
[Kisses]
Ohh.
Ahem.
"So That'S My New Home."
Night.
"I Should Be Happy Here."
"What'S Wrong With Me?"
"Love, Bigdodo"?
Big Dodo?
"Big Bird To You."
Oh, Dear.
Sounds Like
Bird Needs Me.
I Know.
I'Ll Write Him
A Postcard
And Ask If It'S Ok
To Come Visit Now.
Hmm.
Hey, I'Ve Got
A Great Idea.
Let'S Play
Make-Believe.
I'Ll Be Snow White.
Donny: But You'Re
Not Snow White.
Marie: You'Re
Bright Yellow.
Yeah!
Well--And You Could Be
The Seven Dwarfs.
But We'Re
Not Dwarfs.
We'Re...Birds.
I Said
We Just Could Make Believe.
You Know, Pretend,
Use Your Imagination.
Oh, Ok.
I'Ll Pretend
I'M Donny!
And I'Ll Pretend
I'M Marie.
Ha Ha Ha!
Boy, This Is Swell!
I Like This Game.
What A Great Time!
[Doorbell Rings]
Get The Door, Marie.
No Way. Uh-Uh.
Go On. Get The Door.
Get The Door.
Go Get It.
Nope. Uh-Uh.
Don'T Be Stubborn.
## I'M Not
Gonna Get It ##
Get The Door, Marie!
Never Mind.
I'Ll Get It.
Oh. Hi, Mr. Postman.
Post Card For, Uh,
Mr., Uh, Big Bird.
Big Bird?
Hey, That'S Me!
Oh, Boy! I Wonder
Who It'S From.
I Don'T Know,
But I Hope
He'S Not Sending You
Any Packages.
Oh, Yeah!
Bye-Bye!
Let'S See.
It Says, "Dear Bird."
That'S Me.
It Goes On.
"I Am Ready
To Come And Visit.
Your Best Friend,
Mr. Snuffleupagus."
Oh, Snuffy.
Who'S Mr. Snuff--
Snuff--
Snuff--
Snuffleupagus.
Yeah.
He'S My Best Friend.
What Kind
Of A Bird Is He?
He'S Not A Bird.
He'S A Snuffleupagus.
Snuffleguppygus.
Snuffleguppygus.
But Your Best Friend
Should Be A Bird.
Why?
Because
You Are A Bird.
Isn'T That
Right, Daddy?
That'S Right,
Mommy.
You Should Be With
Your Own Kind. Birds!
You'Ll Find Lots Of
Birds Your Own Age.
And Make Some New
Best Friends.
Now Come On Out
And Hunt For Worms.
But I Don'T Want
To Hunt Worms.
I Want Snuffy
To Come And Visit,
And If He Can' Come And Visit,
I Don'T Want
To Be Here Anymore.
I Want To Go Home.
But You Are Home.
Ha Ha Ha!
Man On Television:
There Are Varying Opinions
All Through The West
On This Subject,
However, Most Agree Congress
Will Make Up Its Mind
About That Sometime Next Year.
Now, The Weather.
It'S A Beautiful Day
In The Neighborhood.
A Beautiful Day
For A Neighbor.
Would You Be Mine?
More On That Later.
This News Just In
Concerning
A 6-Year-Old Runaway.
The Runaway'S
An 8-Foot Yellow Bird
Who Answers To The Name
Big Bird.
Did You Say
Big Bird?
That'S Right,
Big Bird.
He Left His Nest
In Oceanview, Illinois,
Last Night
And Is Reportedly
Heading East
For A Place Called
Se-Same Street.
Se-Same Street?
Man, Whispering:
Sesame. Sesame.
Sesame Street.
Sorry.
Here Now With The Report
Is Our Correspondent,
Kermit The Frog.
Ok, Here'S One:
Why Does A Chicken
Notcross The Road?
'Cause
It'S Chicken,
Get It?
Kermit...
You'Re On.
Oh, Heigh-Ho,
Kermit The Frog
Here In
Oceanview, Illinois,
With The Thank-You Note
That Big Bird Left
Saying He Was Running
Back To Sesame Street.
The Note Reads,
"Dear Dodos,
You Are A Very Nice Family.
"Thanks For Everything,
"But I'M Walking Back
To Sesame Street.
"I Should Be There
In Three Hours
"Since It Took Two Hours
To Fly Here.
"So If Anyone Calls,
"You Know
Where To Reach Me.
Love, Big Bird."
And Here Is The Family
That He Left,
The Dodos.
Are We On Television?
Yes, You Are.
We Finally Hit
The Big Time.
Let'S Go Inside
And Watch.
Now, Who'D Run Away
From A Family Like That?
Uh...Uh...
They--They Certainly
Look Very Worried.
Ah.
Kermit:Dodos,
Be Careful There.
Watch It.
Well, There You Have It,
Ladies And Gentlemen...
The Dodos.
And, Uh...
They Certainly Are.
One Green Froggie.
To Complete
The Picture,
Let'S Have A Few Words
With Miss Finch
Of The Feathered
Friends.
Excuse Me, Miss Finch.
You Sent Big Bird To
The Dodos, Didn'T You?
Yes. I Found Him
A Lovely Home.
And Why Was That?
Because He Belongs
With His Own Kind.
What Kind Is That?
Birds.
Hmm. Yes. Well,
Why Do You Suppose He
Ran Away From Home?
I Can'T Imagine.
Quiet!
Such A Lovely Home.
Such A Lovely Family.
We At The Feathered Friends
Take Such Pride In Finding
The Right Environment
For Homeless
Birdlings.
You Think Maybe
He Didn'T Like It Here
Or Something?
Impossible.
Hmm.
Well, What Are You
Going To Do
About It,
Ms. Finch?
I'M Going To Find Big Bird,
Wherever He Is,
And Bring Him Back
To The Dodos.
Well, You Heard It
Right Here, Folks.
This Has Been
Kermit The Frog
Speaking To You
From Oceanview, Illinois,
So Now, Back To You, Guy.
Ok, Radar,
Old Buddy,
We'Ve Got
To Split Up,
Throw Them
Off Track.
Don'T Worry,
I'M Sending
You Bear-Mail.
See You
On Sesame Street.
Ah!
Telly, It'S Gonna Be
All Right.
Oh, Olivia. I'M So Worried
About Big Bird.
Well, Don'T!
He'S Out There
All Alone,
And Miss Finch
Could Get Him.
Not If We
Find Him First,
And Believe Me,
Telly, We Will.
Isn'T That Right?
Yeah!
All Right, Listen,
Everybody.
Here'S The Plan.
We'Re Here...
And Big Bird Is Here,
Heading Toward
Sesame Street.
We Hope.
Ok.
Gordon, You'Re Going
To Take The Volkswagen
On This Route Here.
You Got It, Bob.
Linda, You
Go With Gordon.
Boy, I'D Better
Work On That Car.
Oscar, The Sloppy Jalopy
Will Take Route 12,
And, Maria, You Better
Stick With Oscar.
All Right.
Hey, You And Me, Skinny.
The Countmobile Will
Take This Road Here.
You Should Meet Big Bird
Around Toadstool.
Toadstool?
Toadstool?
Now, If You Get There
And You Haven'T Found Him,
Phone Here.
Any Questions?
Yes, I Have A Question.
What Is It, Oscar?
What Is The Capital
Of South Dakota?
Oh, Oscar.
Oscar, If You Don'T Want
To Go On This Trip,
You Don'T Have To.
Are You Kidding?
I Love Wild Goose Chases.
Let'S Go Get Lost.
No, Let'S All Find
Big Bird!
Ah, 1, 2, 3 Cars
Going To Find
Big Bird.
Bye-Bye.
Cookie, Will You Stop
Eating The Hubcaps?
Oh, Taste Delicious.
Me So Hungry.
But, Cook, We Haven'T Even
Started Our Trip Yet.
That'S Ok.
Me Eat Three Other
Hubcaps Later.
Cookie!
Well, I Think
We'Re Ready To Go.
I Got A Honker
In The Back
Because
My Horn'S Broken.
And Now
It'S Time To See
Some Of The Great Grouch
Landmarks Of America.
No, It'S Not.
Now It'S Time To Find
Big Bird, Remember?
Yeah!
Party Pooper.
Aha! This Is A Job
For Super Gro--Oh!
Oh, My Cape
Got Cut In Half.
I'Ll Take A Taxi.
We'Re Coming,
Big Bird.
We'Re Coming,
Big--
Hold It, Hold
It, Hold It.
Are You Sure
You Know
How To
Fly A Plane?
Trust Me, Bert.
I Don'T Know
About This.
Well, They'Re Off.
Think They'Re Gonna
Find Big Bird, Adrian?
I Hope So.
Me, Too.
I Wonder Where
Big Bird Is Now.
## La La La La La! ##
## La La La La La La! ##
## La La La La! ##
[Tired Voice]
## La La La La... ##
## La La La La La... ##
## La La...La... ##
## La...La La La... ##
Hi.
Hey, Fellas,
Can You
Give Me A Lift?
Talk To Who? Oh. Him.
Say, You Must
Be The Driver.
Well, What Can I Do
For You, Big Fella?
Do You Have Room
For Just One More?
I Don'T Take
No Riders.
This Here'S
A Turkey Truck.
Oh, Well,
But My Friend Oscar
Always Says
That I'M A Big Turkey.
Well, I Don'T Guess
I Can Argue With That.
Hop In.
So, You Are The Bird
On The Run, Huh?
Oh, Yeah, And I Can' Wait To Get Back
To My Real Home
On Sesame Street.
I Figure I Can Walk Back There
In, Oh, About Three Hours.
Three Hours?
More Like
Three Weeks, Buddy.
Three Weeks?!
Oh, No!
I'Ll Never Get Home.
Sure, You Will.
You Just Gotta
Keep Going.
Pick Up Your Feet,
Follow Your Beak.
I Don'T Know...
Listen To Me, Son.
## I Found Out
A Long Time Ago ##
## You Gotta
Learn To Say Yes ##
## When Life Says No ##
## Don'T Dwell
On The Bad Times ##
## Once They'Re Past ##
## That Kind Of Thinkin'
Gets You Nowhere Fast ##
## 'Cause There
Ain'T No Mountain ##
## You Can'T Climb ##
##
## If You Hang On Tight
## And Just Make Up
Your Mind ##
## Once You Set Your
Heart To Movin' On ##
## Son, There Ain' No Road Too Long ##
?
## Don'T Look Back ?
## Don'T You
Turn Around ##
## Just Keep Your Eye
On Where You'Re Bound ##
## And You'Re Bound To Get
From Here To There ##
## 'Cause The Dream
Can Take You Anywhere ##
Take Me To Cookies!
## 'Cause There
Ain'T No Mountain ##
## You Can'T Climb ##
## If You
Hang On Tight ##
## And Just Make Up
Your Mind ##
## And Once You
Set Your Heart ##
## To Moving On ##
Putt, Putt.
## Then There Is
No Road Too Long ##
## And You Can Count
The Telephone Poles ##
## 1 Telephone Pole,
2 Telephone Poles ##
## 3 Telephone Poles,
4 Telephone Poles ##
Oscar, This
Isn'T Route 12.
Picky,
Picky, Picky.
Oh, No!
Whoa!
I Never Promised You
A Rose Garden.
We'Re Gonna Find Him,
All Right, Bert.
Yeah.
Hey, You Remember
What Color He Is?
What?
He'S Yellow.
Ernie!
## 'Cause There
Ain'T No Mountain ##
## You Can'T Climb ##
## If You Hang On Tight ##
## And Just Make Up
Your Mind ##
## And Once You
Set Your Heart ##
## To Movin' On ##
## Yeah, There Ain' No Road Too Long ##
## Ain'T No Mountain
You Can'T Climb ##
That'S Right!
## If You
Hang On Tight ##
## And Just Make Up
Your Mind ##
Uh-Huh!
?
## Once You Set Your
Heart To Movin' On ?
Sing It!
## There Ain' No Road Too Long ##
## There Ain' No Road Too Long ##
## There Ain' No Road Too Long ##
## No, There Ain' No Road Too Long ##
You'Re Right.
If I Just Keep On Going,
Everything Will
Turn Out Fine.
This Is The Worst Circus
I'Ve Ever Been To In My Life.
That 8-Foot Bird'S
Still On The Lam.
You Know, Sid, People Would
Pay Money To See That Bird.
Nah, I Wouldn'T Pay
To See No Bird.
No, No, No. People Would Payus
To See That Bird.
Us, Us, Us!
Hey!
Hey,
Let Me Down!
If You Wanna Get Down It'Ll
Cost You Another Nickel.
It'S 10 Cents
For The Round Trip, Kid.
10 Cents?!
What A Rip-Off.
You Stole
My Apple.
Is That So?
That'S My Apple.
Well, This Ain' Your Day, Is It, Kid?
Here. Now Get Out
Of Here! Scram!
A Big, Fat Nickel.
If We
Catch That Bird,
Those Nickels
Will Be Dollars.
Think Of It, Sid.
The Big Time.
Yeah, But How Are We
Gonna Catch That Bird?
I Don'T Know.
I Just May Have
To Use My Brain.
Thanks A Lot.
Hey, Good Luck.
Thank You.
You Know What?
You'Re Gonna Make
It Home Just Fine.
Ok.
Bye.
Now, I Wonder How I Get
To Sesame Street.
Hmm.
Let'S See...
No, Not That Way.
Ah. "No Thru Road."
That Must Be It.
## Well, There Ain' No Road Too Long ##
## No, There Ain' No Road Too Long ##
Uh-Uh.
## It Ain'T Too Long ##
## It Ain'T Too Long ##
## No, There Ain' No Road Too Long ##
## No, There Ain' No Road Too Long ##
Boy, "No Thru Road"
Sure Is Awful Long.
Ohh...
[Cock-A-Doodle-Doo]
What, Chickens?
I Hear Chickens.
[Cock-A-Doodle-Doo]
I Love Chickens.
Maybe They'Ll
Invite Me To Dinner.
You'Re The Biggest
Chicken
I'Ve Ever Seen.
I'M Not A Chicken,
Actually.
I'M A Bird On The Run.
Oh, Yeah. Floyd, He'S The Bird
On Tv Who Ran Away.
I Didn'T Run Away.
I'M Going Back To My Real
Home On Sesame Street
Where I Belong.
[Yawns]
Are You Tired?
Well, Maybe A Little.
I Sure Wish I Had
A Place To Sleep.
Have You Ever
Slept In A Barn?
Hmm...
Hey, Not Bad.
Will You Stay And Play
With Us Tomorrow?
Well, Yeah.
You Know, I Haven'T Played
With Any Kids For A Whole Week.
Ok, But Maybe Just
For A Little While.
Woman: Ruthie, Floyd!
Bedtime!
Big Bird: Uh-Oh.
We'D Better Go.
Hey, Well, Thanks
For The Great Bed.
Come On.
Good Night.
Good Night, Floyd.
Ruthie: Ok, Floyd.
Down You Go.
See You
In The Morning.
Good Night,
Ruthie.
## One Little Star ##
## All Alone
In The Sky ##
## Do You Ever
Get Lonely ##
## As The Twilight
Drifts By? ##
## One Little Star ##
## In The Darkening Blue ##
## Do You Long
For Another ##
## Just The Way
That I Do? ##
Good Night, Barkley.
## Sky Begins To Fill ##
## Darkness Ends The Day ##
## Someone Who I Love ##
## Is Far Away ##
## One Little Star ##
## Reaching Far
Through The Night ##
## Do You Shine
On My Someone? ##
## Are We Sharing
Your Light? ##
## Oh, One Little Star ##
## Shine On Us Both
Tonight ##
Gee, I Wish
Olivia Was Here
To Sing Me A Lullaby,
And Snuffy Was Here
And We'D Be Together.
I Wonder What
They'Re Doing Tonight.
## One Little Star ##
## One Little Star ##
## Reaching Far
Through The Night ##
?
## Far ?
## Far Through
The Night ##
## Won'T You Shine
On My Someone? ##
?
## Shine On My Someone ##
## Someone ?
## Somewhere Sharing
Your Light ##
##
## Please, Share Your Light ##
## Ah Ah Ah
## Oh, One Little Star ##
## Shine On Us All ##
## Tonight ##
[Meowing]
Bad Eats?
The Don'T Drop Inn?
Oscar,
I'M So Hungry.
Let'S Go
Someplace Else.
No Way! We Had Lunch
At Friendly'S.
Now It'S My Turn.
Oh, All Right.
At Least We Can
Use The Phone
And Call
Sesame Street.
Come On, Guys.
No, Thanks!
I'Ve Had Enough
Grouch Food
To Last Me A Lifetime!
Telly, You'Re Missing An
Unforgettable Dining Experience.
Hey, Waitress,
There'S No Fly In My Soup!
It'S Coming!
Hey!
I Need A Glass.
Broken Or Dirty?
Waitress!
It'S About Time.
This Is My
Masterpiece.
Beautiful!
Just Beautiful!
Hey, Give Me
That Syrup Back.
Get Lost!
Operator?
Operator!
Operator!
What Kind Of
Service Is This?
Waitress, I Ordered
This Jell-O Medium Rare.
This Is Well-Done.
There You Go.
A Stack Of Spaghetti
With Maple Syrup.
Terrible!
I Love It.
Look At This Real
Grouch Dining.
Meat Loaf With
Marshmallow Sauce,
Candied Clams
With French Dressing!
Cream Of Garlic Soup
With
Maraschino Cherries?
There'S Nothing
Here I Can Eat.
Name Your Poison.
Tonight'S Specials
Are Roast Beef
With Butterscotch
And Anchovies--
Man: What About
My Jell-O?
Keep Your Shirt On!
Ham With Doughnuts,
Oatmeal Sauce--
Stop.
And Tossed Salad.
Tossed Salad?
That Sounds Safe.
Uh, There'S
Nothing In It
Like Candied Clams
Or Anything Like That?
What Are You,
A Wacko?
Of Course Not.
Good. I'Ll Have
The Tossed Salad.
Hey, Better
Make That Two.
Two Tossed Salads!
Number Two
Coming Right Up!
Customer: That Salad
Looks Marvelous!
Give Me One!
I Was First!
Yeah, Me, Too!
Give Me Some.
Salad For Everybody!
Stop! You Stop It!
Fire!
Just--
Now Stop That!
Heh Heh Heh Heh!
Gee, Maybe We Made
A Mistake.
That Salad
Looks Great!
Where'S My Jell-O?
[Rooster Crowing]
[Snoring]
Good Morning!
Good Morning!
Hey, I Never Knew Water
Came Out Of The Ground.
Here. Try It.
Like This?
Uh-Huh.
That'S Funny.
Say, What'S Going On Here?
Here. It'S Easy.
Ah.
## The Sun Is
In The Sky And ##
## Clouds Are
Rolling By And ##
## Today Is
Going To Be One ##
## Wonderful Day ##
## Hand In Hand
Together ##
## We'Ll Be Friends
Forever ##
## Sharing All
The Good Times ##
## Happy And Free ##
## It'S Gonna Be So ##
## Easygoin' ##
## We'Ll Laugh
Our Cares Away ##
## On This ##
## Easygoin' ##
## Easygoin' Day ##
## We'Re Never
In A Hurry ##
## Got No Time
To Worry ##
## We'Ll Take It
Nice And Easy ##
## Singin' A Song ##
## There'S Never
Any Trouble ##
## We'Re Floatin'
Like A Bubble ##
## Tra La La La La ##
## Lighter Than Air ##
?
## Why Should We Care? ?
## We'Re Easygoin' ##
## We'Ll Laugh
Our Cares Away ##
## On This ##
## Easygoin' ##
## Easygoin' Day ##
## Easygoin' ##
## We'Ll Laugh
Our Cares Away ##
## On This ##
## Easygoin' ##
## Easygoin' Day ##
[Car Horn Honks]
Look, There'S A...
Why...
It'S Miss Finch!
What'Ll I Do?
Hide!
Hide Where?!
The Hay Field.
The Hay Field!
Yes!
Run!
Wait!
Bye.
Bye-Bye.
Oh, Oh, Dear.
Oh, Oh, Oh!
Where Did
That Big Yellow Bird Go?
I Don'T Know.
I Don'T Know.
All Right.
Where Are You?
Ah! Ah...
Sam, I'Ve Been Holding This Net
For An Hour. You Take It.
How Am I Supposed To
Hold That Net
While I'M Driving?
I'Ll Drive.
No Way, Jose!
Last Time You Drove,
You Ran That Watermelon
Truck Right Off The Road.
Watermelons Everywhere.
Yeah, They Were Good.
I Had To Buy
Those Watermelons!
They Were Still Good.
Look, A Haystack.
We'Re Not Looking For
Haystacks, Chowderhead.
Keep Your Eyes Peeled.
Big Bird'S Gotta Be
Around Here Somewhere.
Gee, Still No Sign
Of Sesame Street.
Nothing But
Amber Waves Of Grain.
I Think I'M Lost.
What Will I Do?
I Wish Snuffy
Were Here.
Then I'D Be Lost
With My Best Friend.
Hello, Bird.
Snuffy? I Thought
I'D Never See You Again.
I Can Hardly
See You Now.
That Is Because You
Are Imagining Me, Bird.
Well, It'S So Good
To Almost See You.
I Suppose A Hug
Is Out Of The Question,
You Being Imaginary
Right Now.
You Could Imagine
That We'Re Hugging, Bird.
That'S Right!
How Brilliant.
Here It Comes.
I'M Afraid This Isn' Working, Snuffy.
For Hugging, You Need
The Real Thing.
Oh, Don'T Worry,
Bird.
We Can Hug
For Real
When You Get Back
To Sesame Street.
Ifi Ever Get Back
To Sesame Street.
But I Will!
Uh-Oh.
Snuffy? Snuffy?
I Guess I Got To Go Now,
Bird. Bye-Bye.
Snuffy? Snuffy,
Please Don'T Leave Me.
What'S That?
Oh, No.
Could That Be
Miss Finch?
Ernie, I See Him!
See Who, Bert?
See That Yellow Spot
Down There? It'S Big Bird.
Oh, Yeah. Sure Looks Like
A Yellow Spot, All Right.
Ernie, Do Something
So He Knows We'Re Here, Quick!
Ok.
Hang On, Bert.
Ernie! What
Are You Doing?
Ernie, Watch Out!
Ernieeeeeeee!
I'M Just Trying
To Get His Attention, Bert.
Isn'T This Fun?
## La La La La ##
Ernie, This Is No Time
For Singing.
Oh, Come On, Bert.
## Come Fly With Me
In An Upside-Down World ##
## There'S So Many Strange
Things To See ##
## There'S Upside-Down Peopl
E Who Walk Down The Street ##
## With Upside-Down Shoes
On Their Upside-Down Feet ##
?
## In An Upside-Down World ?
Ernie!
?
## In An Upside-Down World ?
Ernie, I Don' Feel Too Good.
Whee! ## It'S Fun To Be
In An Upside-Down World ##
## There'S Fish That
Fall Out Of The Sea ##
## There'S Upside-Down Clock
S That Make Everyone Late ##
## Upside-Down Food That
Won'T Stay On Your Plate ##
?
## In An Upside-Down World ?
## In An Upside-Down World ##
Oh, My Bottle Cap
Collection!
Hey, Listen,
I Got An Idea, Bert.
How Would You Like
To Take Over The Controls?
No! No!
Sure, Bert.
It'S Really Easy.
No! No! Never
In A Million Years.
Hey, Bert, I'M Gonna
Trade Places With You.
What? What?!
No, Ernie!
A Hailstorm?
## There'S Upside-Down
Everything All Over Town ##
## It All Looks So Funny
That I'Ve Got To Frown ##
## 'Cause A Frown Is A Smile
When You Turn Upside-Down ##
## In An Upside-Down ##
## What-Side Down,
Whoop-Side Down ##
## Oop-Side Down,
What-Side Down ##
## Upside-Down World ##
Ernie, Don'T Stop.
This Is Fun.
Bert, There'S No
Time For Fun Now.
We'Ve Got
To Find Big Bird.
Oh, No, I'M Afraid
You'Ve Lost Him, Bert.
I'Ve Lost Him?
Yeah, While You
Were Singing, Bert.
You Were Singing, Too.
Why Didn'T You Tell Me?
You Always Do That To Me.
Oh, Bert, Why Don'T You
Turn The Plane Around Now?
You Please Drive.
Can You Turn
The Plane Around?
You Drive It!
It'S That Stick
In Front Of You.
Turn The Plane,
Bert.
[Whimpering]
Oh, My Little
Super Body
Is Tired From
All This Flying.
Big Bird,
Where Are You?
Wait! I See A Yellow Something
Over There.
Birdie, I Am Coming!
Yum Yum Yum Yum.
If You Gotta Eat,
Go Eat Olivia'S
Luggage.
Oh, Thank You.
Gordon!
[Chomp]
Wait A Minute.
What Is That?
Super Grover
To The Rescue!
Gordon, Do Something!
What'S Happening?
What? What? What?
Whoa!
Ahhhh!
Look Out!
Big Bird,
I Found You!
Big Bird!
Big--
This Is Not
Big Bird.
You Are
Impostors.
Grover.
Grover?
Super Grover,
Please.
When'S Lunch?
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Whew.
Ooh. Oh, Wow.
Oh.
Big Yellow Bird
At 1:00.
It'S That Late
Already?
That'S Air Force
Talk, You Nerf.
Now Come On!
Let'S Bag That Bird.
My Aching Feet.
Well, I Think I'Ll Go Rest
Under That Tree.
I Can' Believe It.
He'S Gone.
How Could You Miss Him?!
He'S 8 Feet Tall!
You Were Going
Too Fast!
Sid...Don'T Shout At Me.
You Were
Going Too Fast.
Don'T Get Mad.
We'Ll Just Start All Over.
Now Let'S Get Going!
Oscar, I Told You
To Stop This Car.
Ok, That'S It.
Stop This Car Right Now.
We Aren'T Anywhere
Near Toadstool.
Yeah, But This Is
Where I Want To Be.
Grouch Paradise.
Look At It.
It'S Like
A Work Of Art.
It Is Different,
Maria.
Oscar, I Want You
To Turn This Heap Around
And Head For Toadstool!
An Angry Face
In A Beautiful Place.
Heaven!
[Honking]
Ohh...
Hey, It Looks
Like Everyone'S
Getting Closer
And Closer To Toadstool.
[Imitating Car]
[Imitating
Engines Revving]
You Did It, Oscar!
Gee, I Must Have
Taken A Wrong Turn.
Hmm. Toadstool?
Sounds Like Another
Town Full Of Suckers.
Let'S Set Up Here.
What About The Bird?
Don'T Worry
About The Bird.
I Got A Feeling
He'S Gonna Pop Up
Right Under
Our Noses.
Let'S See...
It Says,
"Welcome To Toadstool,
The Mushroom City."
The Mushroom City?
"Annual Tournament
Of Mushrooms Parade."
Oh, Boy! I Love Parades.
And Miss Finch Will
Never Find Me There.
Poor Little Bird
Found At Last.
Oh, Hi, Miss Finch.
Miss Finch!
Oh, No!
Oh, Ow! Oh, Ow!
Bird!
Bird!
Bird!
Get Back Here!
Ohh!
[Whistle]
[Crowd Cheers
And Applauds]
Ah!
Big Bird! Big Bird!
There He Is!
Gordon, Back It Up!
We'Ll Head Him Off!
Aha!
Aah!
Excuse Me.
Let Me Out Of Here.
Let Me Out Of Here.
He'S Not Getting
Away With This.
Oh, Boy.
I Hate Parades.
Wait A Minute.
Look.
Step On It, Oscar.
He'S Getting Away.
Well, I Wasn' Watching.
Which Way?
Go To The Left.
Right.
We'Ve Been Open 5 Hours And
No Suckers Have Showed Up Yet.
You Must Have Done
Something Wrong.
What About Them Darts?
Did You Rig Them?
Yeah. I Put Lead Weights
In The Tips Of 'Em,
So When You Throw Them,
They Go Right
Into The Ground.
What About
The Invisible Gorilla?
Did You Print Up
Those Disclaimers?
Yeah. I Printed Up
A Whole Batch Of 'Em,
But What Difference
Does It Make?
We Got No Customers.
Sam, We'Re Washed Up.
Hey, Maybe Not.
Check The Gams
On That Butterball!
Hi.
I'Ll Take
Care Of It.
Say, There'S A Lady Named
Miss Finch Who'S Chasing Me.
Do You Mind If I Hide
In Your Funfair?
Why, No. Not At All.
We Have The Perfect Place
For You To Hide.
Right Here
In Our Hiding Cage.
You'Ll Be Safe Here.
Yeah. Real Safe.
Gee, Thanks.
Let'S Go.
Oh, Gee, I Sure Am
A Lucky Bird.
Wheee!
## La La La La La
La La La La ##
?
## La La La La ##
## La La La La ?
Oh, Swell.
First A Parade,
Now A Carnival.
Why, It'S Enough To
Make A Grouch Sick.
Oscar...
I Think We Should
Forget This
And Just Go Look For
The Yellow Turkey.
So Step On It, Oscar,
Or Miss Finch Will Get Him.
Whoa!
Psst. Hey, Guys, You Can
Let Me Out Now.
Is It Safe Now?
Can I Get Out Now?
What'S The Matter?
Don'T You Like Your Cage?
My Cage?
M-M-My Cage?
Hey, What Are
You Talking About?
Let Me Out Of Here!
Hey, Come On! I Don' Want To Stay In Here!
You Can'T Keep Me In Here!
This Is Bird-Napping!
Hey, I Just Thought
Of Something.
Everybody'S Looking
For An 8-Foot Yellow Bird.
He'S Hot!
Keep Your Shirt On.
I'Ll Be Really Good.
Ok, Come On.
Guys, The Joke Is Over.
Let Me Out.
I Got An Idea.
Step Right Up,
Ladies And Gentlemen,
Boys And Girls.
On The Inside,
Our Main Attraction,
The Bluebird Of Happiness.
You'Ve Seen
The Invisible Gorilla,
Now See The Giant 8-Foot
Bluebird Of Happiness.
He'S...One Of A Kind!
Yes, He'S Incredible.
The Bluebird Of Happiness.
He Sings, He Dances,
He Tells Jokes!
Be Sure To
Catch Him Now
Before His Big
European Tour!
## I'M A Bluebird ##
## That'S Been Dreaming ##
## Of A Rainbow ##
## I Can Follow ##
## To That Old
Familiar Place ##
## I Long To See ##
## Friendly Faces ##
## A Smile To Greet Me ##
## Or Just A Simple ##
## Hello ##
## How Are You? ##
## Oh, Without Them ##
## I'M So Blue ##
## There'S Only One Thing ##
## That Will Do ##
## To Make This
Heartache End ##
## To Be ##
## Back Home ##
## Again ##
Ohh.
He Sure Looks Sad.
He Sure Does.
## I'Ll Never ##
## Lose My Dreams ##
## Even Though
This Time It Seems Like ##
## I'M Such A Long Way ##
## From Any Rainbows ##
## That Might Keep My ##
## Dreams From Fading ##
## Well, No Wonder ##
## I'M So Blue ##
## There'S Only One Thing ##
## That Will Do ##
## To Make
This Heartache End ##
## To Be ##
## Back Home ##
## Again ##
## To Be ##
## Back Home ##
## Again ##
## I'M A Rich Man ##
## Getting Richer ##
## Here'S My Money ##
## Let Me Count It ##
## I'M So Happy... ####
[Whistling]
Are You Real?
He Must Be Real.
He'S Crying.
What'S The Matter?
Oh, Oh, Uh,
I'M In Big Trouble, See?
Could You Do Me A Favor?
Uh, I Can'T Get
Out Of Here,
And I Want To!
So Could You Call
Mr. Looper'S Store
On Sesame Street
And Tell Somebody
Where I Am?
Hey, Kids!
Get Away From The Talent.
Go On! Get! Scram!
Woof! Woof!
Woof! Woof! Woof!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
## I'M A Rich Man ##
## Getting Richer ####
Operator.
May I Help You?
Hello, Operator,
Can You Tell Me How
To Get To Sesame Street?
Cookie, Haven' You Had Enough?
But, Gordon,
Me Growing Monster.
That'S How Bert
Lost Big Bird.
I Didn'T Do It!
You Did, Too, Bert.
Hey, Count, Baby,
What'S Happenin'?
Hi, Bob. No News About
Big Bird, I Suppose.
Yeah.
We'Ve Located Him.
What?!
He'S Right Nearby,
Locked In A Cage.
He'S Locked In A Cage?
The Kids Saw Him.
He'S Blue.
He'S Blue!
He'S Blue?
In Some Kind Of Carnival,
The Kids Said.
At A Carnival...
Right. Maria...
That Funfair!
We Passed That
Hours Ago.
That'S What She Said.
Come On!
Bye, Bob!
How We Gonna Get Him
If He'S Locked
In A Cage?
Come On, Telly.
Whaaa!
[Snoring]
What Do
You See, Ernie?
Your Nose, Bert.
Ernie, Get Serious,
Will You?
We'Re Supposed To Be
Looking For Big Bird.
Right.
Put Them In Bundles.
Bundles Of A Thousand,
And It'S Mine,
All Mine.
Of Course You Can' See Him. He'S Invisible.
No Place Like Home,
No Place Like Home,
No Place Like...
Toto...
Step Into This Cage.
You'Ll Be Safe Here.
[The Count Gasps]
No!
Stay Here.
[Whimpering]
Maria.
Shh!
Maria,
Maria,
How'D You Get Here?
How, Hi, Where,
How'D You Get In?
Shh! Shh!
Don'T Worry, Big Bird.
We'Ll Get You Outta Here.
Shh!
Uh, Right There.
Don'T Wake Up.
Don'T Wake Up.
Don'T Wake Up, Please.
Thank You.
Oh, Oh, Try That One.
Try That Key.
That'S The One.
Try It. I Know
That'S The One.
One.
One Key.
No!
Oh, Sorry.
Sorry.
One.
One Key.
No, Try The
Gold-Colored One.
Shh, Big Bird.
Please!
Why Don'T You Try The One
With The Funny End On It?
Shh, Big Bird,
You'Ll Wake Them Up!
This Looks Like
A Job For Super Grover.
One More, That'S
Uh, Three Keys,
Four Keys. Oh.
I Don'T--
Shh, Big Bird.
Never Fear,
Super Grover Is Here!
We Do Not Need A Key.
With My Super Strength
I Will Bend The Bars,
And Birdie Will Be
Free As A Bird,
So To Speak.
[Takes Deep Breath]
[Groaning]
Waaaaaah-Aaah-Aahhhh!
[Panting]
I Don'T Think
That'S The One.
No, No, Try
The Next One.
Are You Sure You
Have The Right Keys?
Sam: Psst!
Big Bird, How
Will We Get You Out
If You Can' Keep Quiet?
Maybe You Should Ask Him If
He Has Another Set Of Keys.
Gee, Big Bird,
Please?
Maybe It'S
A Combination Lock.
Shh!
Go.
No, Don'T Try
That One.
Try That One.
No, Try That One.
No, That One.
That'S The One.
Three.
Three More Keys.
Ohh.
Wrong Key.
Two!
Two More Keys!
One More Key.
That'S It!
Big Bird!
Big Bird!
What Are We
Gonna Do?
They'Re Getting Away!
We Gotta Catch That Truck.
Come On, Olivia. Let'S Go.
Telly,
Wake Up Oscar.
Telly!
Right, Maria.
Oh, No!
Let Me Out Of Here!
Wait A Minute.
What?
Sis, You Drive.
Why Me?
I'Ve Got An Idea.
Big Bird:
Olivia, Linda, Help!
O.K., Let'S
Follow That Bird.
Oscar! Oscar!
Oscar, Wake Up!
Come On.
Come On, Oscar!
Wake Up.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help.
Whoa! Oh, No.
The Doors Are Open.
Hey, Fellas,
These Doors Came--
What Am I
Telling Them For?
O.K., Gordon...
There He Is!
Oh...Oh...
Who'S That?
Who'S That Coming?
Anything
Following Us?
Just A Yellow
Volkswagen
With A Hole In The Roof
And No Hood.
Fine. Keep An Eye Out
For Anything Suspicious.
Now What?
Just Pull Up
Behind The Truck.
Pull Up Behind
The Truck.
Stay Right With It.
Ok.
Gordon, What
Are You Doing?
Are You Nuts?
Get In Here!
Gordon!
You Know, Sid,
I Been Thinking.
Our Big Blue Bird
Needs A New Act.
Yeah. How About If We
Teach Him To Dance?
That'S A Great Idea!
We Can Teach
Him To Breakdance!
An 8 Foot Blue Bird
Breakdancing!
We'Ll Get Him
A White Glove.
We'Ll Make
A Bundle!
## Gunka Chica Gunka
Gi-Gi Gunk ##
## Gunka Chica
Gunka Chica ##
## Gunka Chica
Gunka Chica ##
Hey, Gordon!
Gordon, Look.
The Doors Are Open!
I Know.
Now Come On.
Come On?
You Know
I Can'T Fly.
## Chica Gunk
Chi-Gunk Chi-Gunk ##
## Chi-Gunk Chi-Gunk
Chi-Gunk ##
I Got A Better Idea!
How About We Build A High Tower
And Have Him Jump
Into A Pool Of Water?
Jump?
Nah.
He'S Chicken.
Couldn'T We Ask Them
To Stop The Truck?
Don'T Worry.
There'S Plenty Of Room.
Come On, Gordon.
Be Serious.
Hula-Hoop!
No!
Gordon, I'M Not Supposed
To Do This!
You Should Never Jump
From A Moving Truck.
I Shouldn'T Even
Be Standing Up.
You Have My Permission
This Once.
Now Come On!
Huh?
Big Bird, What
Are You Doing?
Ohhh!
Huh?
Oh, O.K., Gordon.
I, Ah...
Whew.
Uh, Uh, Uh...
Whoa...
You Can Do It!
Try It Again!
Come On!
Got You!
He Did It! Whoo!
Hoo Hoo!
Oh, I Knew He
Could Do It!
Oh, Oh, Oh!
Oh, Bird!
Oh!
Oh, Bird!
[Siren]
Hey,
What'S That Noise?
It'S The Cops!
Sam, The Bird'S Gone!
The Bird'S Gone!
Get A Grip On
Yourself, Will Ya!
Just Try To Relax.
I'Ll Take Care
Of Everything.
Whatever You Do,
Don'T Cry.
[Whistling]
Are These The Two Men?
[Thud]
What Seems To Be
The Problem, Officer?
What'S The Charge?
What About
Counterfeiting,
Extortion,
Fraud,
Impersonating
A Dentist,
Stealing An Apple
From A Kid.
Oh, About That Apple,
Officer.
I Can Explain That.
We Was Just Holding It
For A Friend.
Yeah! For A Friend.
You Can Tell That
To The Judge.
The Judge!
Be A Man!
I Don'T Want
To Be A Man.
Shut Up, Sid!
Shut Up!
Judge, Sam.
Jail.
Big Bird Is Here.
You'Re Right! Let'S Hope
He'Ll Be Here Soon.
Look!
Hi, Everybody.
Oh, I'M So Happy
To Be Back.
Everybody,
Big Bird'S Back!
Big Bird'S Home!
Big Bird'S Home!
Big Bird!
Bird!
Big Bird!
The Vw Is On Its Way?
Not Exactly.
What Happened?
They Had A Little
Car Trouble.
Tell Us About
Your Trip.
I Had
Such An Exciting Time.
You Know,
I Was On This Big Farm.
There Were Two
Little Kids There,
And They Were Really Nice,
And I Was Helping Them
Do Things,
And Then Suddenly,
I Looked Up And Saw...
Miss Finch!
Hello, Bird.
Perhaps The Dodos
Weren'T Perfect For You,
But I Have Managed
To Find You
Another Lovely
Bird Family.
He Doesn'T Need
Another Family.
Uh-Uh.
No, No!
No, No, No.
He Has One
Right Here,
And We
All Love Him.
Right.
For Sure.
That'S Right,
Big Bird!
But He'S A Bird.
He'D Be Happier
With His Own Kind.
We'Re All
Happy Here
On
Sesame Street...
And We'Ve Got
All Kinds.
We'Ve Got
People...
And Cows...
She'S Right
About That.
And We'Ve Got...
We'Ve Got Bert
And Ernie...
Yeah.
We Want You Here,
Big Bird!
And There'S
Dogs...
Ruff! Ruff!
And Birds.
That'S Me!
We'Ve Got
Monsters.
Where?
Where Monsters?
You See Monsters?
And Kids...
And There'S
Honkers...
Honk! Honk!
Why, We'Ve Even
Got Grouches!
Keep Us
Out Of This!
Yeah, That'S
Right!
So You Have.
And You'Re All Happy?
Yeah!
Yes, We Are.
Yes, Definitely.
Well...
You Did Go
To Look For Him,
So That Must
Mean You Care.
He Does Seem
To Have
Lots
Of Friends,
Not Feathered,
But...
All Right.
Big,
From Now On,
Sesame Street
Is Your Home.
Oh, Boy! Oh, Boy!
Oh, Boy!
Thank You!
I'Ve Done It
Again.
Placed Another
Stray Bird
In A Good Home.
Case Dismissed.
Back To Work.
I Wonder Where
Snuffy Is.
Would Everybody Excuse Me
For A Few Minutes?
I'Ve Got Something
I Should Do. Excuse Me, Ok?
See Ya.
Bye, Big.
Snuffy!
Snuffy?
Oh, Bird!
Oh!
Oh, Snuffy,
This Time You'Re Real.
Oh, Bird,
Can I Stop Watching
Your Things Now?
Ha Ha Ha!
Oh, Snuffy.
Oh, Bird.
Ah...Home At Last.
I Hope Nothing'S Seriously
Wrong With Your Car.
I Hope Not, Either,
But I Can Fix It.
[Clank Clunk]
Oh, Gordon!
Never In My Life...
Gordon, What'S
Going On?
What Happened
To Your Car?
Gordon...
Gordon!
What Happened
To The Car?
Don'T Ask Me,
Ask Him.
Hi.
[Burp]
Excuse Me.
Our Insurance Man
Won'T Believe This.
Ruff Ruff!
Once More Around
The Block, Bruno.
Sure, Boss.
Yeah, I Got To Walk Off
Some Of This Happy Stuff.
Bruno, Come On.
Wait, Wait! Wait!
Don'T Leave Yet.
My Favorite Part
Of The Picture Is Starting--
The Credits.
I Love To Count
Credits.
One "Directed By."
That'S One Credit.
Ha Ha Ha!
One "Written By."
That'S Two Credits.
One "Produced By."
That'S Three Credits.
One "Director
Of Photography."
That'S Four Credits.
Ah.
One "Art Director."
That'S Five
Fabulous Credits!
One "Associate Producer."
Somebody Must Associate
With The Producer.
Ha Ha Ha!
I Love It.
That'S Six Credits.
One "Supervising
Film Editor."
That'S Seven
Stupefying Credits!
One "Music Score By."
That'S Eight Credits!
One "Music Supervised By."
Nine Credits!
Ha!
One "Joan Ganz Cooney!"
Hi, Mom.
That'S 10!
10 Fantastic Credits,
And Still Counting!
I Love It!
## I Found Out
A Long Time Ago ##
## Ya Gotta Learn To Say Yes
When Life Says No ##
## Don'T Dwell On The Bad Times
Once They'Re Past ##
## That Kind Of Thinkin'
Gets You Nowhere Fast ##
## 'Cause There Ain' No Mountain You Can'T Climb ##
## If You Hang On Tight
And Just Make Up Your Mind ##
## Once You Set Your Heart
To Movin' On ##
## Son, There Ain'T No Road
Too Long ####
## One Little Star ##
## Reaching Far
Through The Night ##
## Do You Shine
On My Someone? ##
## Are We
Sharing Your Light? ##
## Oh, One Little Star ##
## Shine On Us Both
Tonight ####
## Friendly Faces ##
## A Smile To Greet Me ##
## Or Just
A Simple Hello ##
## How Are You? ##
## Oh, Without Them ##
## I'M So Blue ##
## There'S Only One Thing ##
## That Will Do ##
## To Make This
Heartache End ##
## To Be ##
## Back Home ##
## Again ####
Captioning Made Possible By
Warner Bros.
Captioned By The National
Captioning Institute
--Www.Ncicap.Org--
## Easygoin' ##
## We'Ll Laugh
Our Cares Away ##
## On This Easygoin' ##
## Easygoin' Day ####
Ugh, Agh!
Agh, Ugh, Agh!
That Is 278 Incredible,
Colossal Credits!
Ha Ha Ha!
I Love Motion Pictures!
[Thunder]
Ha Ha Ha!