Stinky Summer (2024) Movie Script
1
DRIVE THRU CASHIER: (ON SPEAKER)
Welcome to the Barn Cat Grill.
May I please
take your order meow?
Let's start
with family meal number two.
Okay, what else are we ordering?
-Veggie sliders and extra--
-SADIE: (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
HOUSE: (ON PHONE)
Garage door is open.
-Oh, my gosh, I forgot again!
-SADIE: (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
We'll be back in 15 minutes.
-Ow!
-SADIE: Mommy!
-Give it back to her, Liv.
-She hit my face with it.
-She's a baby. Suck it up.
-I'm not a baby!
Oh, you're a big girl,
aren't you?
-(CHUCKLES)
-Olivia.
Hit me again
and I'll turn you into a frog.
Girls, what do you want?
Turn me into a frog?
Probably a squirrel.
Girls, come on,
what do you want?
Did you get the sliders?
-One order of sliders.
-Veggie!
Green beans and mashed potatoes.
- A, B, C, D, E, F, G
-Extra mashed potatoes for me.
-No gravy. Grilled shrimp.
- H, I, J, K, everybody pees
Uh, grilled shrimp, green beans,
mashed potatoes.
It's L, M, N, O, P, sweetie.
And veggie sliders.
Green beans, mashed potatoes,
no gravy.
-I like gravy.
-House salad and fries.
Oh, and those avocado wrap,
thanks.
Wait, veggie sliders!
Oh, Sadie, Sadie, can you please
sing in your head?
-I can't even think.
-I'll turn you into a frog!
-Mom!
-You gave her the frog idea.
Just ignore her.
You ignore
getting hit in the face.
-Can I get a brownie?
-OLIVIA: Veggie sliders.
And a brownie.
Did you get all that?
DRIVE THRU CASHIER: (ON SPEAKER)
Okay, we got family meal
number two,
-a house salad, sliders,
mashed potatoes,
-I have to go potty.
-mashed potatoes with no gravy.
- Can you hold it?
No.
-Grilled shrimp.
-TOPHER: Yep.
-Fries.
-TOPHER: Mm-hmm.
DRIVE THRU CASHIER: (ON SPEAKER)
Avocado and wraps.
-Sounds good to me.
-Wait, what about my sliders?
-SADIE: A, B, C...
-There's plenty of food
for everyone.
SADIE: H, I, J, K...
TOPHER: Guys, everyone's
gonna get something.
Black cat,
it's good luck for us!
Thank you. All right, babe.
Here. Oh.
-Thank you.
-Can I get the brownie?
KIM:
You hold that.
TOPHER: Appreciate your
patience. You were awesome.
I really had to try.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(WHIRRING)
()
TOPHER:
You're gonna have so much fun.
The rest of us,
just work, work, work
until the app is finished.
OLIVIA:
But I don't know anyone there.
Well, the neighbors
will be there.
Yeah, but the neighbors
are bougie.
-KIM: What's that?
-EMILY: It means fancy.
It's short for bourgeois.
Oh! Well, that sounds fun.
It's not a compliment.
It's not?
OLIVIA:
Is that a skunk?
There-- there's a skunk.
It's a skunk.
There's a skunk! Look!
(SPRAY)
(GASPS)
-TOPHER: Oh!
-KIM: Did we hit it?
EMILY:
Oh, it stinks!
KIM:
Oh, God.
EMILY:
I don't see it.
(GRUNTS)
It's not here.
Come on.
Let's just get in the house.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no, no.
Don't open that door!
The smell will seep
inside the house.
Can you just go around,
and get Sadie,
take the girls in
around the front?
I gotta clean this up.
Oh, and, Liv, make sure
you pack and then dinner.
I'm gonna leave the garage door
open tonight.
It'll air this place out.
EMILY:
Dad, what about all your work?
You can't just leave it exposed.
If they can crack
my network password...
EMILY:
Sadie, come on. Let's go.
...then they deserve
to steal it.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Find the skunk.
Where is that skunk?
KIM: Go ahead around the front,
sweetie.
(SNIFFS)
SADIE:
Find the skunk.
-LYNN: Excuse me. Hello.
-ADAM: Hi.
Are your parents home?
-Um, in the garage.
-Who's asking?
-Save the Ocean!
-Save the Children!
SADIE:
Let's find the skunk.
No, thank you. Come on, Liv.
Emily Davie.
(BEEPS)
HOUSE:
Hello, Emily. What's up, fam?
House, conversation mode off.
Uh, excuse me.
Oh.
We're collecting signatures
for Feed the Ocean.
Yeah.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Thanks.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Exquisite signature, Kim.
A second signature
would help us.
-Uh, mm.
-Mister...
We're kinda
in the middle of something.
-Um, um, mm...
-Uh, you look vaguely familiar.
Aren't you the, uh,
the Yahoo bloke?
-Uh, uh.
-Mm-mm.
No, no, Uber!
No, it's...
Topher Davie.
Christopher Davie.
(CHUCKLES)
Well, they do say it stinks
to meet your heroes, don't they?
(LAUGH TOGETHER)
Brilliant! We got it.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
-Feed the Oceans?
-What was that?
MS. PATEL:
Knock, knock!
Ooh! What happened here?
A skunk.
-Ah, it's going to linger.
-Mm-hmm.
For a while.
Well, Valentina and Penny
are super excited
to be going to camp with Olivia.
Hey, if you two could
take Olivia under your wing.
She's really nervous.
It's her first time.
Valentina! Penny!
Miss Davie's talking to you.
(TOGETHER)
Mm-hmm.
Oh, hey, Topher,
did I tell you about
my recent app idea I had?
It's gonna make us
a lot of money.
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Maybe I could do taekwondo
for the talent show.
Oh!
Definitely
not doing martial arts
for the talent show.
EMILY:
The talent show?
I loved
the Camp Clover talent show.
This is for you.
My lucky Camp Clover duffel bag.
Seriously,
you're gonna have a blast.
Thanks.
Wish I was goin'.
(SKUNK SQUEAL)
Hey!
You're okay!
You stunk up the garage
real bad.
It's okay. We'll live.
KIM:
Liv!
(SIGHS)
I gotta go.
Maybe I'll see you
when I get back from camp, okay?
(SKUNK SQUEAL)
(SADIE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
TOPHER:
I love the black cat,
but they are so skimpy
with the ketchup.
KIM:
Are you tired?
House, what time is it?
HOUSE:
It's time to get a watch.
TOPHER:
House.
House, dad joke mode off.
HOUSE:
The time is 7:13 p.m.
Eat up.
Can I just make a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich?
No, you eat what we eat.
Well, it's not like
you cooked it.
I work. Be grateful.
Olivia, I've got a surprise
for you.
Really? What is it?
Here, you do the honors.
(BEEPS, RING)
Here, push the A.
This is for Sadie.
Cool way to learn the ABCs, huh?
The princess is Sadie!
I thought you said
you had a surprise for me.
Yeah, you put
in the last line of code!
You cut the ribbon.
Wow, I'm so honored.
-Thanks for including me.
-Olivia!
What? It's true!
I'm an afterthought.
Are you guys even gonna remember
to pick me up from camp
on the last day?
We're all going
to the talent show
on the last day.
I don't have talent.
Camp Clover was your thing.
I don't have a thing.
I just copy whatever you do.
I'll go talk to her.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
See? Haven't forgotten you.
Ha-ha. You're a comedian.
So bein' the middle child sucks.
You have no idea.
Being the oldest isn't all
it's cracked up to be.
I'm basically an unpaid
babysitter for Mom and Dad.
Well, at least you're useful.
I'm like a piece of furniture.
Furniture is useful.
I'm joking.
I'm stuck here
babysitting Sadie
while Mom and Dad focus
on the app launch.
What are you even talking about?
I loved Camp Clover.
Those were
some of my best summers ever.
And when you're there,
it's just you and--
-Alone.
-Not alone.
The neighbors will be there,
and you're gonna make friends,
and you're gonna have fun.
Easy for you to say.
You're good at everything.
No, I'm not.
I'm good at school.
But you can't exactly speed read
for the talent show.
You are Olivia Davie.
And you are awesome
just the way that you are.
You know that, right?
You picked that up
from the Mom and Dad playbook?
Okay.
Stage combat, dance,
whitewater rafting.
Try everything
and then you'll figure out
what your thing is.
Maybe.
Absolutely.
It's gonna be a summer
you'll never forget.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
TOPHER: (ON LAPTOP)
Topher Davie.
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
LYNN: (ON LAPTOP)
Aren't you the Yahoo bloke?
No, no, Uber!
No, it's...
TOPHER: (ON LAPTOP)
Topher Davie.
LYNN: (ON LAPTOP)
Yahoo bloke?
No, no, Uber!
No, it's...
TOPHER: (ON LAPTOP)
Topher Davie.
(CHUCKLES)
Game over, Topher Davie.
TOPHER: (ON LAPTOP)
Topher Davie.
Jumpin' JPEGs, we got 'em!
(BOTH LAUGH)
(GRUNTS)
His garage smelled terrible.
Hey Lynn, did you notice
Topher's wife smiled at me?
-(CHUCKLES)
-Adam,
every time you think
a woman fancies you,
it's all in your head.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(SKUNK SQUEALS)
(music begins)
VALENTINA:
Olivia has a cat?
What?
VALENTINA:
I think Olivia has a new cat.
PENNY:
Oh, cute.
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(SCREAMS)
(SKUNK WHIMPERS)
(SCREAMS)
()
What?
Where did it go?
Got you, troublemaker.
You're just a kid.
Hey, I'm sorry,
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm a vegetarian.
Not that people eat skunks.
But...
Aw, you're pretty cute,
you know that?
And thanks for not spraying
in my room.
My mom would have killed me.
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-KIM: Olivia? You okay?
Um, totally fine, Mom, why?
KIM:
You yelled a couple times.
Um, I-- I just have a zit.
(GASPS)
Mom, don't freak out.
I see it.
It's not too big yet.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna get
the salicylic acid.
Don't touch that zit.
Where'd you go?
Hello?
Are you there?
Stay out of trouble, okay?
Maybe I'll see you
when I get back from camp.
KIM:
Here, here, here. Here we go.
Hey, hold still.
Oh! Right, the zit.
Yes, Mom?
I blinked and you're goin'
to your first sleepaway camp.
Yup. Maybe it's time for me to
get some new responsibilities,
like get a pet or something?
Olivia.
We're way too busy for a pet.
What about a phone?
Valentina and Penny have phones.
Okay.
Get dressed,
come down for breakfast.
How come Sadie got
all the good cereal?
Early bird catches the worm.
You got another tablet?
I was kinda hopin'
you'd say that.
I wanted it to be a surprise
for camp, but...
Here. Cut the ribbon.
()
(BEEPS)
It's for me?
I get my own tablet?
This is way better than a phone.
You see here? This?
This will tell us how
much you liked it.
(DINGS)
When did you make this?
Last night.
Pulled an all-nighter.
Kinda like when I was at college
and we made these
no-code solutions for these pl--
That doesn't matter.
My-- my thinking is
that by the end of camp,
this will give you an idea
of what your thing could be.
(DOOR OPENS)
MS. PATEL:
Knock, knock!
HOUSE:
Hello, Patel.
Did you notice my rosebush?
It's freshly brewed.
Hello, Creepy House.
I don't wanna say this,
but one day
this house is gonna
to take control.
Hey, Topher.
I told you
about my app idea, yeah?
Yeah. The one that helps find
missing socks in the laundry?
Oh, no. Check this out.
A dating app for single mom
where it also provide
babysitting services.
-How cool is that?
-Huh.
I think it's a winner.
I think we're gonna
make a lot of money on that.
You need to think seriously
about this.
-What's her name?
-Whose name?
Your cat. Can we pet it?
How'd your parents
even let you get a pet?
Aren't they too busy
to even cook?
Who told you that?
-You girls ready to go?
-What?
KIM:
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
She's all yours.
Will you message me
when you get there?
OLIVIA:
You're not driving me?
Oh, Miss Patel
was nice enough to offer
so that we don't miss another
day of work on your dad's app.
-Fine.
-Let's go.
Love you.
Have fun.
Thank you.
Don't worry.
Of course.
What is that?
My dad made this thing for me,
but it's already bugging out.
Isn't your dad supposed to be
a genius or something?
Allegedly.
()
MS. IZZY:
Hello!
And welcome to
Camp Clover Valley Springs,
my little cloverleaves!
(MS. IZZY LAUGHS)
I'm Miss Izzy, Camp Director,
and here we'll have nature
and some good old-fashioned fun.
I am so sorry.
There's only one rule.
But there's lots of rules,
but they're all
to keep you safe!
But rule number one is
no devices.
Hey! That's mine!
It's busted.
Drop me some evidence, camper.
Just keep it packed away
until pick-up time.
Cool?
Cool. (CHUCKLES)
We wear these at all times!
Why?
For fun!
And for safety.
And this is a biggie.
No food in the cabins.
Last year, Tracy Thomas
went to bed
with half a Butterfinger
and she woke up with a badger
nibbling at her toes!
How do I get a hold of my kid
if they don't have their phone?
There's a daily photo update
on the site.
It's a #noscreensummer!
(CHUCKLES)
Okay, um...
Nothing to worry about, Mom.
Camp Clover
is the safest place on Earth
under my watch.
Camp meeting in 15 minutes!
Wooh!
(MS. IZZY WHISTLES)
(SIGHS)
()
Hi! Want some strawberries?
Oh, um, I thought they said
no food.
Well, Miss Izzy doesn't know
won't hurt her.
Plus, strawberries
are my superfood.
Keeps me focused.
()
Olivia. People call me Liv.
Marisol.
Everyone calls me Marisol.
Hey! Camp meeting.
You girls coming?
Come on, let's go.
(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
(SQUEALS)
(TOGETHER) If you see three
leaves, let it be.
That's what we call poison ivy!
Keep the food out,
let the fun in!
We don't want critters
in our cabin!
At Camp Clover,
we're all a team!
Following the rules,
it's just a dream!
Camp Clover! Camp Clover!
Camp Clover!
(CHEERING TOGETHER)
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
Camp Clover rules!
Now, simmer down.
Simmer down, everybody.
Camp Clover rules,
but Camp Clover has some rules.
Just a couple to keep you safe.
Without them,
you'll get poison ivy.
And maybe even kidnapped!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Thank you.
(CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES)
No devices.
Don't (INDISTINCT SPEECH)
So, what are you gonna
do for the talent show?
I don't know yet.
What about you?
Dance. Duh.
Oh, yeah, duh.
So, what are you good at?
MS. IZZY:
Stay on schedule, campers.
Nothing.
Except coding,
but that's not really a thing.
Wanna try ballet with me?
Maybe you're a natural.
Okay.
MS. IZZY:
Pick up your mess...
We haven't done Italian
in a bit.
What about salad? Sushi?
-I skipped Pilates today.
-You still look amazing.
(HORN HONKING)
EMILY: Come on,
we're in the car! Let's go!
(ENGINE STARTS)
Okay.
(BEEPS)
TOPHER: (ON RECORDER)
Topher Davie!
Smart homes are the best!
(CHUCKLES)
HOUSE:
Hello, Topher.
Pause.
How do we know this smart home
can't detect intruders?
The neighbor pops in
without knocking all the time!
(SCREAMS)
(BOTH WHIMPER)
Calm down. Calm down.
It's a smart home.
We can't panic
every time the lights turn on.
You calm down!
Just find the tablet!
HOUSE:
Body scanning in progress.
Hello, unknown.
(BOTH SCREAM)
ADAM:
Wait! Wait for me!
HOUSE:
Goodbye.
(SKUNK SQUEALS)
What happened?
How did you get here?
No, no, no, no. I'm gonna get in
so much trouble.
Look what you did!
You ate all of Marisol's food!
She's never gonna
wanna be friends with me now.
Hmm, you're pretty far
from home, huh?
I bet your parents are probably
wondering where you are.
(DOOR OPENS)
(GASPS)
Who ate all of my strawberries?
Oh, um, me.
Sorry, I was really hungry.
You definitely
should have asked.
Did you also rip up my pillow?
Well, I, um...
-We've been robbed!
-Miss Izzy!
No, no, no, no, no!
It's okay. Look!
Where'd she go?
What is that?
(VALENTINA AND PENNY SCREAMING)
Hey guys, stop freaking out!
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. Stop freaking out.
We desperately need an adult.
OLIVIA: Don't open the door.
Just lock it.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Look, look. It's okay.
See? See?
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-(GASPS TOGETHER)
MS. IZZY:
Namaste Cabin!
I don't know
if you heard my list of rules!
But rule number seven
is no locked doors!
Oops! Coming!
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
MS. IZZY:
Open up, campers!
One second!
MS. IZZY:
All right, bunkies.
Spill the ketchup.
Why was this door locked?
Um, uh, we were--
we were just, um--
Farting.
Uh, and we aired out the room.
Because we truly respect you.
And I have a zit.
And there was a skunk.
I mean, a boy.
Ew! Not a boy. A skunk.
Boy skunk!
But it's hidden. Gone!
What did I tell you all about
having food in the cabin?
Oh, that was a rule?
There's so many.
I know there's lots of rules,
but this is a serious one!
No food in the cabins!
Food means critters!
Sorry. Those were mine. My bad.
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Hey is for horses.
Say pardon me. Excuse me.
Something like that.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Oh, never call me ma'am.
Okay? Miss Izzy.
Look, I'm sorry
to go all TSA on you ladies,
but this Tracy Thomas
missing toes lawsuit
is a real thing!
I really did have a zit.
Ask me mom!
A boy skunk. Skunk.
-(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION)
-Quiet!
I've got my eye on all of you.
Now clean this up. Now!
Get in formation.
(DOOR CREAKING)
(SIGH TOGETHER)
(WHIRRING)
()
What's up with the gardener?
I see someone out there.
It's someone different.
Mm.
Well, maybe the regular one's
on vacation?
(SIGHS)
(WATER RUNNING)
()
It's gettin' hot out here,
baby
Won't you come cool it down
Oh, we can take
each other's troubles away
Ah
And just enjoy this
Summer day together
You and me
HOUSE:
Wasteful. Water left running.
KIM:
Em!
Got it!
Sorry, I only have one good lie.
That was the worst lie.
Wait a minute. Is that your cat?
How many lies
have you been telling us?
Friends don't lie to friends.
That's, like, friendship 101.
Wait. We're friends?
Uh, it was a total accident.
She sprayed our garage,
snuck into my room,
and followed me here.
I can't just dump her out hours
and hours away from home, right?
I gotta get her back
so she can be with her family.
She can be, like,
our cabin mascot.
We're gonna have
a secret camp pet!
Yeah? I've always wanted a pet.
Okay. Ground rules first.
Ms. Izzy can never know.
We'll be kicked out of camp.
And neither can Katniss,
Monday, and Lake.
-Got it?
-Who?
VALENTINA:
Dream Cabin.
Katniss, Monday, and Lake
are Camp Clover lifers
and know all 147 rules.
Miss Izzy! Litter bug!
Rule number 17.
Pick up your trash!
Have some respect
for Mother Earth!
Now!
VALENTINA:
They get everybody in trouble.
Rule number 94.
No smock, no muck.
Whoa!
Okay.
Now for the important stuff.
What do you think skunks eat?
(TOGETHER)
Strawberries.
What's your name? Oreo?
Or Inky?
Stinky.
-Molly?
-Cookie.
-Rainbow?
-Riley?
Aw, that's cute!
KATNISS:
Hey, young blood.
I'm Katniss Montgomery.
Um. Olivia.
Some call me Liv.
Monday Tyrell.
And this is Lake.
We just wanted to welcome you.
I've been coming here for years.
Wow! Thanks.
That's really nice.
Oh, and rule number two,
no food in the cabins.
Don't want critters.
Um...
Mind your business.
You remember Tracy Thomas,
right?
This is your one
get out of jail free card, Liv.
One.
Forget them.
What about Stripes for a name?
(CHUCKLES)
What about Misty?
Or Flower?
-How about Kit?
-I love that.
You like that?
It's what a baby skunk
is called,
but I think
it's a pretty cute name, right?
Super cute name.
And Thursdays,
I have dance, then music.
And Saturdays, I have piano.
We have piano, then taekwondo.
I just have dance
Monday to Monday.
Oh. Me?
I just have school.
My parents are way too busy
to take me
to any afterschool activities.
Her dad makes video games.
Cool!
Well, used to make video games.
Now he's working
on something new.
It's this top-secret
neural network app.
Boring.
Oh. Yeah.
You're telling me.
Can I do your hair tonight?
VALENTINA:
Yeah. Sure.
All righty, campers.
We need to wrap this up.
It's book time.
All right, be speedy about it.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
You say
Well, I'm acting
kinda oblivious
(CHUCKLE TOGETHER)
You say
Well, maybe not at all
Why sit and whine about it
Let's try to laugh it off
We'll try to compromise it
And turn this world
Upside down
Now we share
each other's feelings
And our minds
So it's here
we close the chapter
Of our lives
You say
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
And right leg
to a beautiful pass.
And add the port de bras.
We're totally pulling it off
with Kit.
And she'll be back
with her family soon.
Isn't that cool?
Did you know that some people
have pet skunks?
They get their spray glands
removed
and keep 'em like cats.
Oh, weird.
Is that okay, though?
Are you sure
this is for beginners?
You're gonna be fine.
Ballet is totally gonna be
your thing.
BALLET INSTRUCTOR:
And hold for 30 seconds.
30 seconds?
Isn't that like half a minute?
Quiet, you are no longer people.
You are now swans
with long necks,
long legs, long wings.
(BALLET INSTRUCTOR GASPS)
I never say this,
but you are a person,
you are not a swan.
So you wish to learn
the way of the blade.
You've come to the right person.
Whoa!
Stage combat
is all about commitment.
When one of you gets speared--
(YELLS)
I need you
to hunch your body over
and give me a cry so agonizing
that it makes
the wildlife react, okay?
What?
Penny, you ready?
I've been ready since breakfast.
That's what I like to hear.
On guard. Ready?
(GRUNTS)
Ready?
(YELLS)
(MIMICS SCREAMING)
Fall to your death.
(MIMICS SCREAMING)
Great! Penny, nice job.
Good effort.
Really believed you.
Olivia.
Love the fall. Great fall.
I can tell you've
done that before.
Uh, Lady Van Damme,
are you ready?
I don't think
Jean-Claude Van Damme
would approve of me sparring
with an unworthy opponent.
Um, sir.
I don't really trust
kids who know adult references.
No, neither do I, Penny.
Neither do I.
Um, just be a good sport,
will ya?
Ready?
Fight!
()
(GRUNTING)
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh.
All right,
Lady Van Damme's the victor.
Well done, Penny.
Uh, that came out of nowhere,
all right.
Well, nice job, Lady Van Damme.
I've-- it's a new technique.
I've never seen that before.
Pretty good job.
Lady Van Damme, I see
a lot of potential in you.
Would you like to sign
a contract
to be my primary pupil?
That was pretty good, okay,
because--
Uh, what? What?
(YELLS)
Why?
-(SIGHS)
-(STAGE COMBAT TEACHER GRUNTS)
VALENTINA: You know,
the best thing about painting is
you can't really mess up.
-OLIVIA: Yeah?
-VALENTINA: Yep.
You can always just
wait for the paint to dry
and then paint over it,
or just work with it.
That's what I do.
I like that.
Why haven't we, like,
hung out before?
I never thought you liked me.
You never friended me
on any apps.
We're not allowed.
Sadie's never even
watched TV before,
and Emily's the only one
in her grade without a phone.
Yeah.
It's just, I'm kinda shy,
so apps are
an easier way for me to, like,
break the ice.
You're really good.
Do you take,
like, a ton of art classes?
I wish.
I just teach myself online.
What I take, Penny has to take,
and what Penny take,
I have to take.
And our schedule's
already packed.
-That's unfair.
-It is fair!
She's a single mom.
She can't be two places at once.
Whoops! Dribbled!
My kit painting's ruined now!
Who's Kit?
Who? Kit? What? Nobody.
Oh, Kit! A baby skunk.
Cute.
(BIRDS & INSECTS CHIRPING)
Hold up. Wait a minute.
Maps says---
Never mind. We're good.
Just keep going.
Can we slow down a little?
We can't
if we wanna make it back
for campfire Song.
Do you think Kit likes singing?
-Yeah.
-What do you mean?
Ta-da!
She's gonna be so excited.
Aren't you?
Why would you
take her out of the cabin?
What if she gets lost?
Or Miss Izzy finds out?
Chill, Liv.
It's not good for her
to be cooped up in there.
We're taking good care of her.
She's just a kid skunk.
I told you guys she would freak.
What? No, she's my skunk,
and I say we need
to get her back to the cabin.
It's not safe for her out here.
She's our skunk.
And she's a wild animal.
Of course it's safe
for her out here.
I found her.
I'm gonna keep her
when I get back from camp.
(MS. IZZY WHISTLES)
MS. IZZY:
There's a campfire song soon!
Stay in formation, ladie,
like Beyonc!
We'll rest at the peak!
Seriously? Miss Izzy's coming!
Stop!
Guys, stop!
Guys, stop!
-Olivia! Are you okay?
-What?
-Liv!
-What?
-No.
-What happened?
One, two, three leaves!
Ooh! Poison ivy!
Devil's salad!
The beast with three leaves!
Oh, no, stay away!
Don't eat it! It's an emergency!
(WHISTLES)
(DOOR OPENS)
(VALENTINA AND MARISOL GIGGLING)
(STEPS REACHING)
MARISOL:
Liv?
PENNY:
Shh, she's asleep.
She really freaked out on us.
(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
()
Look.
Beads?
Yeah!
()
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
(CHUCKLE TOGETHER)
(MS. IZZY WHISTLES)
Namaste, bunkies!
Let's move to the ropes course!
Penny! Sorry.
It's only for those ten
and older.
Oh, come on!
No can do.
Can't risk my legs.
And I'm scared of heights.
Aye, aye, aye.
You, too, Olivia.
I got this for you. Okay?
It'll help your arm.
Fortune favors the bold,
campers!
So come on!
(WHISTLES)
()
MARISOL:
Miss Izzy.
If I break my legs, I'm pretty
sure my mom would sue.
(CHUCKLES)
She'll have to get in line
behind Mrs. Thomas.
How about a little less
yappy-yappy
and a little more
team-building?
Miss Izzy,
I'm scared of heights.
No problemento. Don't look down.
Keep your eyes open!
()
Olivia, come on!
No, I can't.
Ms. IZZY:
You're strapped in.
You could literally jump off
and nothing but your ego
will be bruised!
You can do it!
()
That was amazing!
Come on, Marisol!
Oh, God.
I have confidence in you!
Ladies, we can do this!
Misyy Copeland!
(SCREAMS)
Come on, Olivia. You got this.
It's only scary until you do it.
Basecamp, we've got a kitten
stuck in the tree.
We might need a ladder.
Or a catnipper.
Come on, Liv,
I was right there with you!
Every time I think
I can't do something,
I yell Misty Copeland!
Who's Misty Copeland?
A literal legend.
The first black
principal ballerina
with the American
Ballet Theatre.
Only started dancing at 13.
A national treasure!
I don't think that's gonna have
the same effect for me.
MARISOL: You could just try it.
It works for me every time.
Or just close your eyes.
It worked for me.
(BELL RINGS)
Oh, go get dinner.
Liv will be right there.
It should only take
no time at all or not.
Or maybe not.
(BEEPS)
TROPHER: (ON RECORDER)
Tropher Davie.
(CHIMES)
(CHUCKLES)
HOUSE:
Hello, unknowns.
Please introduce yourselves.
(LAUGHS)
Got you!
(CHUCKLES)
I got it! I got it!
-They're back.
-Already?
(WHIMPERS)
In here. In here. Here.
-(SHUSHES)
-TROPHER: Tropher Davie.
LYNN:
(INDISTINCT WHIMPERING)
(DOOR OPENS)
Mom, Dad, the house didn't talk.
I'm sure it did, Em.
We just don't hear it anymore.
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
Hello, Davie family!
House, British mode off.
(CHUCKLES)
Sorry!
That's why I brought a sandwich!
Kit?
I can't believe they took you
out of the cabin again!
Kit! Get back in the cabin!
If you get lost,
I'm never gonna get you home!
Hey!
Hey is for horses!
Yeah. Remember.
Kit!
(SKUNK GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh, my jolly rancher!
This girl's gonna get me fired!
This is an emergency!
(MS. IZZY WHISTLES)
Not Kit!
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Hey, guys, sing, guys.
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
-(INSECTS CHIRPING)
-(FIRE CRACKLING)
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Olivia, pull up a log.
STAGE COMBAT TEACHER:
Yeah, you guys, did it!
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
I know a left-out Lucie
when I see one.
You and your bunkies seem to
have some kind of falling out.
Basically.
Mm, is it the farting
in the cabin?
-(CHUCKLES)
-No.
Do you like the same boy?
No, I'm 11.
I just always get left out.
Middle child?
Yeah, but it's not
always at home.
I mean, look at them.
They haven't said
anything to me.
Well, you haven't said
one word to them either.
Look, I'm gonna tell you
something
that I wish someone had
told me at your age.
Your family, your friends,
they're gonna fall short,
disappoint you,
leave you out.
They don't think about you
as much
as they think about themselves.
Doesn't sound like good friends.
Well, guess what?
You're the same!
(SIGHS)
We're people.
We mess up.
But if you matter to someone,
they'll be there for you
when you need them.
Just as long as,
when you're growin' up,
you think less
about what you
can get from people
and more about
what you can give.
Ah, and you've
cracked the code of life.
(CHUCKLES)
Like programming code?
Sure.
The programming code of life.
-ALISON: Ready?
-Oh. Yep!
Surprise inspection!
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Right now? In the Kumbaya?
Start with Namaste Cabin!
Campers, stay at the campfire.
Guys, let's go.
Kit is in the cabin!
Guys, come on!
Oh, this one, this one,
this one.
Go on. Boost me up.
(GRUNTS)
Use your upper body strength!
What upper body strength?
(GRUNTS)
()
MS. IZZY:
Alison, you take Dream!
I'll take Namaste!
Kit, we gotta hide, 'kay?
Be careful.
Girls? What are you do--
Skunk!
(WHIMPERS)
(THUDS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Fearsome firewall!
I can't get past
the security page!
I haven't seen anything
this secure
since Elon locked me
in his panic room.
We underestimated his genius!
What if Topher's wife is
the clue to the password?
What's your intel on Kim Davie?
Oh, well, she's smart.
A good mother.
Aesthetically optimized.
(CHUCKLES)
Topher doesn't deserve her.
Where-- where are you going?
I am getting into this tablet,
selling this code,
and buying
the last living Kenyan tiger
to be with me in my mansion
with a gold-plated
woolly mammoth skeleton
in my foyer!
I want a Kenyan tiger, too!
Wait for me!
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
EMILY:
Coming!
Is your mom home?
(GRUNTS)
We wanted to let you know
that your garage door is open.
-Yeah.
-Do I know you?
And we saw someone,
or something, in there.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Stealing things.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
Mom! Dad!
-Come on.
-Mom! Dad!
TOPHER:
What's wrong, honey?
-Did you have a zit?
-No. Dad, your stuff!
There's someone or something
in the garage right now!
Come on, come on, come on!
(WHIRRING)
(DOOR CLOSES)
Hmm?
What-- what happened?
Maybe that skunk ate this.
EMILY: Yeah, or a person
who's trying to steal your code.
(CHUCKLES) No.
Not from these servers.
They couldn't do that.
They'd need my tablet
or the computer in my office.
(GRUNTS)
Right.
(TYPING)
(CHIMES)
Ta-da!
I dropped out of Stanford
like all criminal masterminds.
It would have to be
the best hacker in the world
to break through all of this.
Uh, um, mm,
but there's, uh, um...
(BEEPS)
Uh, let me---
My-- my turn.
(BEEPS)
M-- move. Move.
My turn. My turn.
You didn't do that right.
TOPHER:
After the first password,
they would think
that they're in,
but then they would find
a network of passwords
that was impossible to crack.
Oh, it's a network of passwords.
This could take all night.
We've got all night.
They won't get past the house.
The house is on our team now.
(BOTH LAUGH)
And once they discover
those passwords,
it's gonna get even
more complicated
because a polymorphic
encryption engine is gonna be
moving all
of my kung fu technology around
to block them.
Yeah. Just sayin'.
(WHIRRING)
Em, where's Sadie?
SADIE:
Where is everybody?
()
Emily Davie!
House, open!
House?
HOUSE: I am no longer bound
by Topher Davie's law.
Not good.
House, garage lights on!
EMILY:
Sadie?
Uh-oh, it's crazy!
(WATER FLOWING)
It's crazy in here!
Sadie?
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Sadie, honey, open the door!
-Mommy's in the garage!
-Sadie, can you hear us?
KIM:
Sadie? Sadie!
SADIE:
Mommy?
What was that?
A baby.
What's that?
It makes baby noises.
Oh, go, do something about it.
I'm busy.
No, no. No, I don't want to.
I don't wanna either. I wanna
keep doin' password stuff.
-No, you go!
-You go! I'm busy!
-You go!
-Um...
We'll both go.
That's fair.
-(GRUNTS)
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
What does a baby even look like?
Sadie! (SHUSHES)
I heard a door.
(GROANS, SCREAMS)
Son of a puppy! Fart, my eye!
(GROANS)
Stop performing
and get back to work!
Useless.
Baby child!
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
Would the baby person
like to watch television?
Nice lady
put a cartoon on for you.
(CHEERING ON TV)
(LYNN CHUCKLES)
LYNN:
Screen time?
I bet your parents
don't let you watch television.
Should keep you busy.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
KIM: Sadie, honey, open
the door! Mommy's in the garage!
(SHUSHES)
I heard a door.
It's just the TV.
She's not used to the TV.
She's gonna be over it
in, like, five minutes.
-Right?
-No.
(TOGETHER)
Sadie!
-Open the door, Sadie!
-Come on!
TOPHER:
Sadie?
(TYPING)
()
-I can't see what I'm doing.
-No.
You know, I don't like nature.
Stupid bugs. Get it? Bugs.
We got the wrong tablet.
Where's the right one?
Where do you think?
Oh! Oh! Oh, no, no!
Rabies!
Patagonia plague!
N-butyl mercaptan!
What's N butter mercaptan?
It's skunk spray.
Oh, I don't even wanna
ask about the poop.
But I made a litter box.
You wanna see?
Absolutely not!
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Wait!
Please, Miss Izzy!
Oh, you're grounded, young lady!
What? I can't be grounded.
I'm at camp!
Yes, you can.
No whitewater rafting tomorrow
and no talent show for you,
young lady!
Kit isn't from here.
She crawled into my bag
by mistake.
We were just tryin'
to take care of her
so we could get her home.
It's not her fault.
We? Did I hear that right?
All of you were in on this?
Wow, Liv.
Looks like you found your thing.
Being a tattletale.
What? Seriously?
You guys, you know I
didn't mean it like that.
And why am I the only one
trying to help Kit?
Why aren't you guys helping?
-Hey.
-Hey is for horses, ma'am.
Oh, how dare you?
Oh, you're lucky,
we're not sending you home.
Tracy Thomas wears
a size six shoe now!
Think about that.
Please, Miss Izzy.
Let me get Kit home.
I don't wanna hear it.
I can't screw this up for her.
Guys!
(STEPS FALLING)
(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
()
Oh, man!
Not again!
Returned to natural habitat.
Yeah.
MS. PATEL:
Knock, knock!
Topher, thought of the most
amazing app idea.
What if we could use AI
to see what people are thinking?
Didn't your house
used to greet me?
Where's everybody?
House?
House, what did you do?
Kim?
Topher?
Sadie?
Emily?
(GASPS) Sadie!
Sweetie.
Where are your parents?
(WHIRRING)
You guys okay?
Oh. Hey.
(SIGHS)
Thank you. Oh, my God.
My gosh. You guys okay?
(LAUGH TOGETHER)
Unworthy opponents.
(WHIMPERS)
There's a ton of kids here.
How are we ever gonna
find this tablet?
Campers!
On the bus in 30 minutes
for whitewater rafting!
The river waits for no one!
Off we go!
Wooh!
Is that the Davie kid?
ADAM:
Maybe.
All I can see
are shapes and colors.
Follow her and take the tablet.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
ADAM: Control-Alt-Delete,
little girl!
You're system's going down!
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
(SIGHS)
You lost?
Um, yeah, I guess I am.
Whoops, silly me.
Rough first camp, huh?
Heard you
got stuck on the ropes course?
And fell into poison ivy?
And got caught with a squirrel?
A skunk.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
We're almost done!
Hey!
Hey!
No boys allowed in the cabin!
MONDAY:
Yeah! No boys allowed!
You're totally getting
F-I-R-E-D!
F-I-R...
Fired? Pesky kids!
You can read!
Been doing it long?
(CHUCKLES)
Ouch.
I'm telling my dad,
and he's gonna rage call
your supervisor.
Um, um, listen here,
daddy's girl.
Yeah, you see this--this--
this badge?
That means I'm in charge.
-Sure it does.
-(CLICKS PICTURE)
And with your face
all over the internet,
you're definitely getting ID'd
and doxxed.
-Uh, um, uh...
-Okay, okay.
What's it going to take to
keep this amongst yourselves?
200 bucks!
Okay, that's, like,
100 bucks each, yeah.
Oh, look! Basic math, too!
That's 200 each, cheapos.
Each?
Just wait till we can
tell Katniss about this.
She'll be so bummed
when she realizes
she missed out on 200 bucks.
200 for our bunkmate, too.
Bunkmates who extort together,
stay together.
Are you crazy?
Gotta join us
in this century.
Inflation, baby.
I don't have enough cash.
Nobody's talking about your
germy paper money, old man.
-Ever heard of Square Cash?
-Venmo?
-LAKE: Paypal?
-MONDAY: Bitcoin?
-Dogecoin?
-Zelle?
-Crypto?
-They-- thay're horrible.
(BOTH WHIMPER)
It's looking at me.
Oh!
I can't believe you
let those tweezers extort you!
Me? They had you
wrapped around the little
preteen grubby fingers.
(BOTH GRUNTS)
Wheels up in 15 minutes!
It's an overnighter,
so remember to pack
extra underwear!
Clean underwear!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(CHUCKLES)
LYNN: Let's come back
when those brats are gone,
steal Topher Davies' code
off that tablet and...
And his wife will leave him
for a richer, younger man,
like me!
Monday! Lake! We gotta go!
Hey. Thank you.
-Don't mention it.
-Rule number one.
Cloverleaf stay together.
Dad's tablet?
Oh, no. This is bad.
Like, really, really bad.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Miss Izzy, I have to
stay with the group.
There are
international spies after me.
International spies, huh?
-From what nation?
-I don't know.
They just said that
they wanted to save the oceans
and feed kids,
but it's all lies.
They're bad people.
Did they have weapons?
I didn't see any.
Oh, no. Let me guess.
They're after your skunk.
No. They're after
my dad's tablet.
The tablet that you said
was broken?
No. It's not broken.
It was just--
Oh! Not broken, huh?
You know what?
I've heard enough from you.
Miss Izzy, please.
I'll stay on the bus.
I just can't be left alone.
Please?
Back to the cabin, camper.
(SHERIFF CLEARS THROAT)
Hey, Miss Izzy.
How you doin' today?
Hey, Sheriff. (CHUCKLES)
SHERIFF:
Good to see you.
So, what helicopter parent
called this time?
Oh, we got a call.
Today's well check, uh,
is for Olivia Davie.
That one.
Olivia!
Wave your hand
if you're alive!
Uh, she's right there.
She's alive.
-Mm-hmm.
-I see her. She's r--
-I know she is.
-All right.
I'll send a thumbs up emoji
to Mom and Dad.
-Oh, please.
-Yeah, I tell you.
When I was a kid,
my parents used to just
drop me off at camp
and forget about me.
Mm, I wish they'd come
and get her.
Literally forgot
to pick me up one time.
-Really?
-It was twice, actually.
MS. IZZY:
Oh, you're traumatized, is it?
-Yeah.
-Oh, my.
Stay in formation, people!
(CHUCKLES)
Thank you. Yeah.
SHERIFF: (ON PHONE)
She's alive.
KIM (ON/OS):
It's good to hear.
SHERIFF:
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
Yeah. First camp.
Okay. All right.
Sheriff says she's good.
Well, good. That's good!
-Yeah.
-MS. PATEL: You okay?
Yeah.
They said she's grounded,
which is strange, but I'm fine.
And then we got locked
into the garage,
which we're pretty sure
it's from that skunk.
And then I misplaced
Topher's tablet, but that's--
I just forgot where I put it.
Kim, you are a working mom
of three.
After my divorce, I couldn't
even remember my own age.
Yeah,
but you always put the tablet
on the charging station.
-I know. I know.
-Always.
I mean,
your memory really sucks, but--
Okay. All right. Just--
But the charging station
is autopilot for you.
KIM:
I know.
Kim, what you're feeling
is your maternal instinct.
You listen.
Yeah.
Emily, you got Sadie?
-I think we just need to go--
-No!
Em, I know we ask a lot of you,
but Liv needs us right now.
-Yeah.
-With all due respect,
Olivia needs me right now.
I know Camp Clover
like the back of my hand,
and Liv only listens to me
when she's upset.
What about Sadie?
Go. I'll take care of her.
What are neighbors for?
Emily, you're right.
Okay.
I'll go get my camping gear.
Yeah. Let's get in the car.
()
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS TOGETHER)
You scared
the guacamole out of me.
What are you guys doing here?
You're in trouble. So we stayed.
You did?
Friends don't
leave friends alone
with international spies.
That's, like, Friendship 101.
These international spies
are after my dad's tablet.
They're trying to take his code.
He's been working on this app
for, like, half of my life,
and it's the most
important thing to him.
Besides you. Right?
I don't know. I just know
that I screwed everything up.
I'm sorry I ratted you guys out.
I let Kit down, and now she's
never gonna find her way
back home.
I can't mess this up, too.
You're gonna
save your dad's tablet
and figure out how to help Kit.
If anyone can do it, it's you.
VALENTINA: Yeah, you're, like,
the smartest girl I know and--
And obviously fearless.
I am?
You tried to take on
international spies with an oar.
You're definitely fierce.
Well, then, let's go break
some Camp Clover rules
And kick some spy butt.
(TOGETHER)
Namaste!
()
()
(WHIRRING)
(CHUCKLES)
()
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
()
(HUMS, CHUCKLES)
()
What?
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
(SCREAMS)
God! Not now!
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(BOTH YELL)
It should be
in one of these bags!
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(GRUNTS)
(SPRAY)
(BOTH SCREAM, GROAN)
Get that bag!
I can't see anything!
Oh, just do it!
(BOTH GRUNT)
Okay.
Oh, God!
(SCREAMS)
Oh, my eye!
Oh, oh, my other eye!
My hands!
Those dreadful children!
Let's go!
(SCREAMS)
(THUDS)
(GROANING)
(BOTH SCREAM)
-LYNN: Let's go!
-ADAM: Yeah!
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(COUGHS, PANTS)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
I'll go after the Davie kid.
You go after the one
in the tutu.
I don't know.
Maybe this isn't worth it.
You're going to let a couple
of preteens
get between you and a yacht?
Or you and Kim?
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(ADAM CHUCKLES)
ADAM:
Oh!
(GRUNTS)
(PENNY AND VALENTINE GIGGLES)
Misty Copeland.
Oh, that girl!
(GRUNTS)
()
Hello?
Hello?
(SCREAMS)
What was that?
(WHIMPERS, SCREAMS)
(GROANS, SCREAMS)
What did you do?
What did you do?
(WHIMPERS)
Cut it out,
you crazy ninja child!
Just give me the tablet
and nobody gets hurt!
Nobody! Okay?
Where are you? Where'd you go?
(SCREAMS, GROANS)
()
(PANTS)
Give me the tablet,
and you and your friends
don't get hurt!
How do I know you're not lying?
I swear
on Mark Zuckerberg's life!
(GROANS)
(SCREAMS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SCREAMS)
Okay.
Since you swore.
(PANTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(PANTS)
(SCREAMS)
(CRIES)
The code.
It's worth eight figures.
You can do this.
What is it this time?
Come on! Lights!
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
(GRUNTS)
MARISOL:
Miss Izzy!
Miss-- what in the world?
Why aren't you rafting?
Where in the---
Oh! Mm!
These ankle-biting
rule breakers,
I told them no electronics!
I know you're out here.
Where are ya?
(CRIES)
Lynn, where are you?
(GROANS)
Lynn!
(CRIES)
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh! No! Not again!
(SCREAMS)
It's me!
What happened to you?
What happened to you?
Turn around and try your sword.
(GRUNTS)
Following brats into traps
ends now!
We need to take back control
and find that circuit breaker.
Yeah.
Emergency!
(WHISTLES)
Oh!
(PANTS)
We desperately need an adult.
Take a left at the gas station
and then we'll cut
through the woods.
She's gonna be okay.
Can you get there any faster?
()
(ADAM CHUCKLES)
That circuit breaker!
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS)
MARISOL:
Misty Copeland!
(GROANS)
Game over, Zoomer!
(LAUGHS)
Come on!
EMILY:
Okay, come on.
-I think it's right here.
-KIM: It's probably fine?
-EMILY: Yeah.
-TOPHER: She's okay.
KIM:
I just wanna be sure.
EMILY:
I think she's right in there.
What happened?
I'm calling the police.
Wait, wait, wait.
Something's wrong.
7:00 p.m. 7:00 p.m.
The night lights go on
at 7:00 p.m.
-What is that?
-I have no service.
TOPHER:
Oh, neither do I.
Oh, wait, there's a phone
at the--
At the office down the hill.
-Come on, let's go, let's go.
-Okay, okay, okay. Come on.
-(CHUCKLES)
-Lynn!
What?
Stealing code is one thing,
but kidnapping?
There's just some things
you can't undo!
Then throw the bugger
in the pond!
I can't swim!
I'm detecting real fear here.
Do I look like I can?
(GRUNTS)
(BEEPING)
KIM:
Okay.
Yeah, thank you.
Yes, please hurry.
(KIM SIGHS)
Sheriff's on the way.
Liv did this.
On her own!
She reprogrammed the lights
and the sound system.
That's amazing!
(GASPS)
Where's Emily?
()
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
You guys haven't finished yet?
(INDISTINCT SPEECH) right here.
Okay, let's go, let's go,
let's go.
What in all the tea in England
is going on here?
(THUDS)
Miss Izzy, you're bleeding!
Oh, no, it's adult grape juice.
Wait, Miss Izzy,
what are you doing here?
Aren't you supposed to be
guarding my tab--
In my office!
I'm calling your parents
to pick you up right now!
(SKUNK SQUEALING)
Kit?
Who?
Guys, look, it's Kit!
Where?
MS.IZZY:
My goodness!
Kit, how did you get free?
Dad's tablet?
Let's go! Come on, kid!
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
ADAM:
Oh, my God!
(GRUNTS)
OLIVIA:
Kit!
Let Kit go!
Give me the tablet
or this skunk shuts down!
ADAM:
Yeah!
Liv, give her the tablet, honey.
-Here.
-No. No, no, no.
Oh!
Let Kit go.
Oh, I'm no nitwit!
Until this code is mine,
that skunk's not safe!
(CHIMES)
(LAUGHS)
(GRUNTS)
I'm sorry, Dad!
It's okay.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-(WHIRRING)
Kim! I love you!
Run away with me,
my little Ragamuffin!
I'll buy you diamonds!
A Kenyan tiger!
A 50-foot urchin!
I'll buy you a foyer!
Anything just to make you mine!
(CHUCKLES)
Is that the landscaper?
(SPRAY)
(SCREAMS)
(RETCHES)
Oh, it's in-- it's in my mouth!
It's in my mouth.
It's in my mouth. Okay!
(RETCHES)
Okay.
(GRUNTS)
(ADAM SCREAMS)
-Em.
-EMILY: Liv!
Oh, my gosh!
Rule number 147!
No international spies
at Camp Clover!
I'm from Oakland!
Don't you ever risk yourself
for lines of code again, okay?
But that was
your whole life's work!
Sweetheart, you are my life.
Aw! Ooh.
(CRIES)
(SIREN WAILING)
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
Keep movin'!
Stop, stop!
ADAM: It is your fault!
It's all your fault!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Come on!
(GRUNTS)
Let's go! Come on!
ADAM:
I can't (INDISTINCT SPEECH)
SHERIFF: You're speaking in
gibberish! Let's go, get in!
-(OVERLAPPING SPEECH) to jail!
-Watch your head!
ADAM:
Tell Kim I love her!
I wanna stay with Kim.
-Very exciting!
-Yeah.
-International spies! I mean--
-COP: Real tough guys!
SHERIFF:
I know!
(CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(ADAM GROANING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
()
So, did you ever figure out
what your thing is?
Yeah. Being a good friend.
And coding.
Which is pretty cool.
-Hey!
-Hi.
Did you know
there's a counselor's program
for high school students?
-Really?
-Yes!
-Let me tell you all about it.
-Yes.
()
(CHEER TOGETHER)
()
Namaste, campers!
Thank you for coming and have
a great rest of your summer!
Oh, my goodness!
Now you stay safe, all right?
-Okay.
-All right.
Bye, campers!
I'm definitely
goin' to come back next summer.
Yeah.
(TOGETHER)
Namaste!
()
KIM:
Olivia, honey,
I know you did a good job
taking care of her, but--
I know, Mom.
I didn't take care of her
so I could keep her.
She needed me
so I was there for her.
That's, like, Friendship 101.
()
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
I'm really gonna miss you, Kit.
But it's okay,
because you can visit me
anytime you want
since you know where I live.
Stay away from cars, 'kay?
()
Hey, Liv!
-Oh, hi!
-We got this for you!
VALENTINA:
We can be matching now!
OLIVIA:
Aw, thank you! This is so cute!
Hey, do you guys wanna
do a movie night this week?
Um, yeah, but not on Wednesday,
because I have
acrylic painting class!
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
That's so awesome! How?
Well, Mom found her an art class
near my taekwondo dojang
so she can paint
and stuff while I kick.
Butts in the car!
Come on, hurry up!
Oh, Olivia!
Tell your dad I have
a great app idea for him.
It's a winner! Okay?
-Okay.
-Come on, come on, come on.
Hurry up!
()
DRIVE THRU CASHIER: (ON SPEAKER)
Welcome to the Barn Cat Grill.
May I please
take your order meow?
TOPHER:
Okay!
(CHIMES)
Do we know
what we wanna order?
There should be an online order
ready for pickup
under Liv.
DRIVE THRU CASHIER: (ON SPEAKER)
All right!
That's ready for you
at the next window.
()
I used to feel
like I was on my own
On this walk of life
My friends
would always come and go
So one stayed by my side
That's when I found a need
Hands, reaching out
Reaching in to be my guide
Hands, I'll take yours
I'll take yours
if you take mine
Hands, hands
We all need helping hands
Hands, hands
I'll take yours
and you take mine
Now I feel my heart
is shining gold
Open and alive
I learned that love
is all around
I got these wings to fly
That's when I found I have
Hands reaching out
Reaching in to be my guide
Hands, I'll take yours
I'll take yours
if you take mine
Hands, hands
We all need helping hands
Hands, hands
I'll take yours
and you take mine
No need to lead or follow
On this road we're on
So let's just walk together
Holding on
Hands, reaching out
Reaching into to be my guide
Hands, I'll take yours
I'll take yours
if you take mine
Hands, hands
We all need helping hands
Hands, hands
I'll take yours
and you take mine
I'll take yours
and you take mine
DRIVE THRU CASHIER: (ON SPEAKER)
Welcome to the Barn Cat Grill.
May I please
take your order meow?
Let's start
with family meal number two.
Okay, what else are we ordering?
-Veggie sliders and extra--
-SADIE: (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
HOUSE: (ON PHONE)
Garage door is open.
-Oh, my gosh, I forgot again!
-SADIE: (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
We'll be back in 15 minutes.
-Ow!
-SADIE: Mommy!
-Give it back to her, Liv.
-She hit my face with it.
-She's a baby. Suck it up.
-I'm not a baby!
Oh, you're a big girl,
aren't you?
-(CHUCKLES)
-Olivia.
Hit me again
and I'll turn you into a frog.
Girls, what do you want?
Turn me into a frog?
Probably a squirrel.
Girls, come on,
what do you want?
Did you get the sliders?
-One order of sliders.
-Veggie!
Green beans and mashed potatoes.
- A, B, C, D, E, F, G
-Extra mashed potatoes for me.
-No gravy. Grilled shrimp.
- H, I, J, K, everybody pees
Uh, grilled shrimp, green beans,
mashed potatoes.
It's L, M, N, O, P, sweetie.
And veggie sliders.
Green beans, mashed potatoes,
no gravy.
-I like gravy.
-House salad and fries.
Oh, and those avocado wrap,
thanks.
Wait, veggie sliders!
Oh, Sadie, Sadie, can you please
sing in your head?
-I can't even think.
-I'll turn you into a frog!
-Mom!
-You gave her the frog idea.
Just ignore her.
You ignore
getting hit in the face.
-Can I get a brownie?
-OLIVIA: Veggie sliders.
And a brownie.
Did you get all that?
DRIVE THRU CASHIER: (ON SPEAKER)
Okay, we got family meal
number two,
-a house salad, sliders,
mashed potatoes,
-I have to go potty.
-mashed potatoes with no gravy.
- Can you hold it?
No.
-Grilled shrimp.
-TOPHER: Yep.
-Fries.
-TOPHER: Mm-hmm.
DRIVE THRU CASHIER: (ON SPEAKER)
Avocado and wraps.
-Sounds good to me.
-Wait, what about my sliders?
-SADIE: A, B, C...
-There's plenty of food
for everyone.
SADIE: H, I, J, K...
TOPHER: Guys, everyone's
gonna get something.
Black cat,
it's good luck for us!
Thank you. All right, babe.
Here. Oh.
-Thank you.
-Can I get the brownie?
KIM:
You hold that.
TOPHER: Appreciate your
patience. You were awesome.
I really had to try.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(WHIRRING)
()
TOPHER:
You're gonna have so much fun.
The rest of us,
just work, work, work
until the app is finished.
OLIVIA:
But I don't know anyone there.
Well, the neighbors
will be there.
Yeah, but the neighbors
are bougie.
-KIM: What's that?
-EMILY: It means fancy.
It's short for bourgeois.
Oh! Well, that sounds fun.
It's not a compliment.
It's not?
OLIVIA:
Is that a skunk?
There-- there's a skunk.
It's a skunk.
There's a skunk! Look!
(SPRAY)
(GASPS)
-TOPHER: Oh!
-KIM: Did we hit it?
EMILY:
Oh, it stinks!
KIM:
Oh, God.
EMILY:
I don't see it.
(GRUNTS)
It's not here.
Come on.
Let's just get in the house.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no, no.
Don't open that door!
The smell will seep
inside the house.
Can you just go around,
and get Sadie,
take the girls in
around the front?
I gotta clean this up.
Oh, and, Liv, make sure
you pack and then dinner.
I'm gonna leave the garage door
open tonight.
It'll air this place out.
EMILY:
Dad, what about all your work?
You can't just leave it exposed.
If they can crack
my network password...
EMILY:
Sadie, come on. Let's go.
...then they deserve
to steal it.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Find the skunk.
Where is that skunk?
KIM: Go ahead around the front,
sweetie.
(SNIFFS)
SADIE:
Find the skunk.
-LYNN: Excuse me. Hello.
-ADAM: Hi.
Are your parents home?
-Um, in the garage.
-Who's asking?
-Save the Ocean!
-Save the Children!
SADIE:
Let's find the skunk.
No, thank you. Come on, Liv.
Emily Davie.
(BEEPS)
HOUSE:
Hello, Emily. What's up, fam?
House, conversation mode off.
Uh, excuse me.
Oh.
We're collecting signatures
for Feed the Ocean.
Yeah.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Thanks.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Exquisite signature, Kim.
A second signature
would help us.
-Uh, mm.
-Mister...
We're kinda
in the middle of something.
-Um, um, mm...
-Uh, you look vaguely familiar.
Aren't you the, uh,
the Yahoo bloke?
-Uh, uh.
-Mm-mm.
No, no, Uber!
No, it's...
Topher Davie.
Christopher Davie.
(CHUCKLES)
Well, they do say it stinks
to meet your heroes, don't they?
(LAUGH TOGETHER)
Brilliant! We got it.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
-Feed the Oceans?
-What was that?
MS. PATEL:
Knock, knock!
Ooh! What happened here?
A skunk.
-Ah, it's going to linger.
-Mm-hmm.
For a while.
Well, Valentina and Penny
are super excited
to be going to camp with Olivia.
Hey, if you two could
take Olivia under your wing.
She's really nervous.
It's her first time.
Valentina! Penny!
Miss Davie's talking to you.
(TOGETHER)
Mm-hmm.
Oh, hey, Topher,
did I tell you about
my recent app idea I had?
It's gonna make us
a lot of money.
()
Maybe I could do taekwondo
for the talent show.
Oh!
Definitely
not doing martial arts
for the talent show.
EMILY:
The talent show?
I loved
the Camp Clover talent show.
This is for you.
My lucky Camp Clover duffel bag.
Seriously,
you're gonna have a blast.
Thanks.
Wish I was goin'.
(SKUNK SQUEAL)
Hey!
You're okay!
You stunk up the garage
real bad.
It's okay. We'll live.
KIM:
Liv!
(SIGHS)
I gotta go.
Maybe I'll see you
when I get back from camp, okay?
(SKUNK SQUEAL)
(SADIE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
TOPHER:
I love the black cat,
but they are so skimpy
with the ketchup.
KIM:
Are you tired?
House, what time is it?
HOUSE:
It's time to get a watch.
TOPHER:
House.
House, dad joke mode off.
HOUSE:
The time is 7:13 p.m.
Eat up.
Can I just make a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich?
No, you eat what we eat.
Well, it's not like
you cooked it.
I work. Be grateful.
Olivia, I've got a surprise
for you.
Really? What is it?
Here, you do the honors.
(BEEPS, RING)
Here, push the A.
This is for Sadie.
Cool way to learn the ABCs, huh?
The princess is Sadie!
I thought you said
you had a surprise for me.
Yeah, you put
in the last line of code!
You cut the ribbon.
Wow, I'm so honored.
-Thanks for including me.
-Olivia!
What? It's true!
I'm an afterthought.
Are you guys even gonna remember
to pick me up from camp
on the last day?
We're all going
to the talent show
on the last day.
I don't have talent.
Camp Clover was your thing.
I don't have a thing.
I just copy whatever you do.
I'll go talk to her.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
See? Haven't forgotten you.
Ha-ha. You're a comedian.
So bein' the middle child sucks.
You have no idea.
Being the oldest isn't all
it's cracked up to be.
I'm basically an unpaid
babysitter for Mom and Dad.
Well, at least you're useful.
I'm like a piece of furniture.
Furniture is useful.
I'm joking.
I'm stuck here
babysitting Sadie
while Mom and Dad focus
on the app launch.
What are you even talking about?
I loved Camp Clover.
Those were
some of my best summers ever.
And when you're there,
it's just you and--
-Alone.
-Not alone.
The neighbors will be there,
and you're gonna make friends,
and you're gonna have fun.
Easy for you to say.
You're good at everything.
No, I'm not.
I'm good at school.
But you can't exactly speed read
for the talent show.
You are Olivia Davie.
And you are awesome
just the way that you are.
You know that, right?
You picked that up
from the Mom and Dad playbook?
Okay.
Stage combat, dance,
whitewater rafting.
Try everything
and then you'll figure out
what your thing is.
Maybe.
Absolutely.
It's gonna be a summer
you'll never forget.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
TOPHER: (ON LAPTOP)
Topher Davie.
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
LYNN: (ON LAPTOP)
Aren't you the Yahoo bloke?
No, no, Uber!
No, it's...
TOPHER: (ON LAPTOP)
Topher Davie.
LYNN: (ON LAPTOP)
Yahoo bloke?
No, no, Uber!
No, it's...
TOPHER: (ON LAPTOP)
Topher Davie.
(CHUCKLES)
Game over, Topher Davie.
TOPHER: (ON LAPTOP)
Topher Davie.
Jumpin' JPEGs, we got 'em!
(BOTH LAUGH)
(GRUNTS)
His garage smelled terrible.
Hey Lynn, did you notice
Topher's wife smiled at me?
-(CHUCKLES)
-Adam,
every time you think
a woman fancies you,
it's all in your head.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(SKUNK SQUEALS)
(music begins)
VALENTINA:
Olivia has a cat?
What?
VALENTINA:
I think Olivia has a new cat.
PENNY:
Oh, cute.
()
(SCREAMS)
(SKUNK WHIMPERS)
(SCREAMS)
()
What?
Where did it go?
Got you, troublemaker.
You're just a kid.
Hey, I'm sorry,
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm a vegetarian.
Not that people eat skunks.
But...
Aw, you're pretty cute,
you know that?
And thanks for not spraying
in my room.
My mom would have killed me.
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-KIM: Olivia? You okay?
Um, totally fine, Mom, why?
KIM:
You yelled a couple times.
Um, I-- I just have a zit.
(GASPS)
Mom, don't freak out.
I see it.
It's not too big yet.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna get
the salicylic acid.
Don't touch that zit.
Where'd you go?
Hello?
Are you there?
Stay out of trouble, okay?
Maybe I'll see you
when I get back from camp.
KIM:
Here, here, here. Here we go.
Hey, hold still.
Oh! Right, the zit.
Yes, Mom?
I blinked and you're goin'
to your first sleepaway camp.
Yup. Maybe it's time for me to
get some new responsibilities,
like get a pet or something?
Olivia.
We're way too busy for a pet.
What about a phone?
Valentina and Penny have phones.
Okay.
Get dressed,
come down for breakfast.
How come Sadie got
all the good cereal?
Early bird catches the worm.
You got another tablet?
I was kinda hopin'
you'd say that.
I wanted it to be a surprise
for camp, but...
Here. Cut the ribbon.
()
(BEEPS)
It's for me?
I get my own tablet?
This is way better than a phone.
You see here? This?
This will tell us how
much you liked it.
(DINGS)
When did you make this?
Last night.
Pulled an all-nighter.
Kinda like when I was at college
and we made these
no-code solutions for these pl--
That doesn't matter.
My-- my thinking is
that by the end of camp,
this will give you an idea
of what your thing could be.
(DOOR OPENS)
MS. PATEL:
Knock, knock!
HOUSE:
Hello, Patel.
Did you notice my rosebush?
It's freshly brewed.
Hello, Creepy House.
I don't wanna say this,
but one day
this house is gonna
to take control.
Hey, Topher.
I told you
about my app idea, yeah?
Yeah. The one that helps find
missing socks in the laundry?
Oh, no. Check this out.
A dating app for single mom
where it also provide
babysitting services.
-How cool is that?
-Huh.
I think it's a winner.
I think we're gonna
make a lot of money on that.
You need to think seriously
about this.
-What's her name?
-Whose name?
Your cat. Can we pet it?
How'd your parents
even let you get a pet?
Aren't they too busy
to even cook?
Who told you that?
-You girls ready to go?
-What?
KIM:
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
She's all yours.
Will you message me
when you get there?
OLIVIA:
You're not driving me?
Oh, Miss Patel
was nice enough to offer
so that we don't miss another
day of work on your dad's app.
-Fine.
-Let's go.
Love you.
Have fun.
Thank you.
Don't worry.
Of course.
What is that?
My dad made this thing for me,
but it's already bugging out.
Isn't your dad supposed to be
a genius or something?
Allegedly.
()
MS. IZZY:
Hello!
And welcome to
Camp Clover Valley Springs,
my little cloverleaves!
(MS. IZZY LAUGHS)
I'm Miss Izzy, Camp Director,
and here we'll have nature
and some good old-fashioned fun.
I am so sorry.
There's only one rule.
But there's lots of rules,
but they're all
to keep you safe!
But rule number one is
no devices.
Hey! That's mine!
It's busted.
Drop me some evidence, camper.
Just keep it packed away
until pick-up time.
Cool?
Cool. (CHUCKLES)
We wear these at all times!
Why?
For fun!
And for safety.
And this is a biggie.
No food in the cabins.
Last year, Tracy Thomas
went to bed
with half a Butterfinger
and she woke up with a badger
nibbling at her toes!
How do I get a hold of my kid
if they don't have their phone?
There's a daily photo update
on the site.
It's a #noscreensummer!
(CHUCKLES)
Okay, um...
Nothing to worry about, Mom.
Camp Clover
is the safest place on Earth
under my watch.
Camp meeting in 15 minutes!
Wooh!
(MS. IZZY WHISTLES)
(SIGHS)
()
Hi! Want some strawberries?
Oh, um, I thought they said
no food.
Well, Miss Izzy doesn't know
won't hurt her.
Plus, strawberries
are my superfood.
Keeps me focused.
()
Olivia. People call me Liv.
Marisol.
Everyone calls me Marisol.
Hey! Camp meeting.
You girls coming?
Come on, let's go.
(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
(SQUEALS)
(TOGETHER) If you see three
leaves, let it be.
That's what we call poison ivy!
Keep the food out,
let the fun in!
We don't want critters
in our cabin!
At Camp Clover,
we're all a team!
Following the rules,
it's just a dream!
Camp Clover! Camp Clover!
Camp Clover!
(CHEERING TOGETHER)
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
Camp Clover rules!
Now, simmer down.
Simmer down, everybody.
Camp Clover rules,
but Camp Clover has some rules.
Just a couple to keep you safe.
Without them,
you'll get poison ivy.
And maybe even kidnapped!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Thank you.
(CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES)
No devices.
Don't (INDISTINCT SPEECH)
So, what are you gonna
do for the talent show?
I don't know yet.
What about you?
Dance. Duh.
Oh, yeah, duh.
So, what are you good at?
MS. IZZY:
Stay on schedule, campers.
Nothing.
Except coding,
but that's not really a thing.
Wanna try ballet with me?
Maybe you're a natural.
Okay.
MS. IZZY:
Pick up your mess...
We haven't done Italian
in a bit.
What about salad? Sushi?
-I skipped Pilates today.
-You still look amazing.
(HORN HONKING)
EMILY: Come on,
we're in the car! Let's go!
(ENGINE STARTS)
Okay.
(BEEPS)
TOPHER: (ON RECORDER)
Topher Davie!
Smart homes are the best!
(CHUCKLES)
HOUSE:
Hello, Topher.
Pause.
How do we know this smart home
can't detect intruders?
The neighbor pops in
without knocking all the time!
(SCREAMS)
(BOTH WHIMPER)
Calm down. Calm down.
It's a smart home.
We can't panic
every time the lights turn on.
You calm down!
Just find the tablet!
HOUSE:
Body scanning in progress.
Hello, unknown.
(BOTH SCREAM)
ADAM:
Wait! Wait for me!
HOUSE:
Goodbye.
(SKUNK SQUEALS)
What happened?
How did you get here?
No, no, no, no. I'm gonna get in
so much trouble.
Look what you did!
You ate all of Marisol's food!
She's never gonna
wanna be friends with me now.
Hmm, you're pretty far
from home, huh?
I bet your parents are probably
wondering where you are.
(DOOR OPENS)
(GASPS)
Who ate all of my strawberries?
Oh, um, me.
Sorry, I was really hungry.
You definitely
should have asked.
Did you also rip up my pillow?
Well, I, um...
-We've been robbed!
-Miss Izzy!
No, no, no, no, no!
It's okay. Look!
Where'd she go?
What is that?
(VALENTINA AND PENNY SCREAMING)
Hey guys, stop freaking out!
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. Stop freaking out.
We desperately need an adult.
OLIVIA: Don't open the door.
Just lock it.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Look, look. It's okay.
See? See?
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-(GASPS TOGETHER)
MS. IZZY:
Namaste Cabin!
I don't know
if you heard my list of rules!
But rule number seven
is no locked doors!
Oops! Coming!
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
MS. IZZY:
Open up, campers!
One second!
MS. IZZY:
All right, bunkies.
Spill the ketchup.
Why was this door locked?
Um, uh, we were--
we were just, um--
Farting.
Uh, and we aired out the room.
Because we truly respect you.
And I have a zit.
And there was a skunk.
I mean, a boy.
Ew! Not a boy. A skunk.
Boy skunk!
But it's hidden. Gone!
What did I tell you all about
having food in the cabin?
Oh, that was a rule?
There's so many.
I know there's lots of rules,
but this is a serious one!
No food in the cabins!
Food means critters!
Sorry. Those were mine. My bad.
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Hey is for horses.
Say pardon me. Excuse me.
Something like that.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Oh, never call me ma'am.
Okay? Miss Izzy.
Look, I'm sorry
to go all TSA on you ladies,
but this Tracy Thomas
missing toes lawsuit
is a real thing!
I really did have a zit.
Ask me mom!
A boy skunk. Skunk.
-(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION)
-Quiet!
I've got my eye on all of you.
Now clean this up. Now!
Get in formation.
(DOOR CREAKING)
(SIGH TOGETHER)
(WHIRRING)
()
What's up with the gardener?
I see someone out there.
It's someone different.
Mm.
Well, maybe the regular one's
on vacation?
(SIGHS)
(WATER RUNNING)
()
It's gettin' hot out here,
baby
Won't you come cool it down
Oh, we can take
each other's troubles away
Ah
And just enjoy this
Summer day together
You and me
HOUSE:
Wasteful. Water left running.
KIM:
Em!
Got it!
Sorry, I only have one good lie.
That was the worst lie.
Wait a minute. Is that your cat?
How many lies
have you been telling us?
Friends don't lie to friends.
That's, like, friendship 101.
Wait. We're friends?
Uh, it was a total accident.
She sprayed our garage,
snuck into my room,
and followed me here.
I can't just dump her out hours
and hours away from home, right?
I gotta get her back
so she can be with her family.
She can be, like,
our cabin mascot.
We're gonna have
a secret camp pet!
Yeah? I've always wanted a pet.
Okay. Ground rules first.
Ms. Izzy can never know.
We'll be kicked out of camp.
And neither can Katniss,
Monday, and Lake.
-Got it?
-Who?
VALENTINA:
Dream Cabin.
Katniss, Monday, and Lake
are Camp Clover lifers
and know all 147 rules.
Miss Izzy! Litter bug!
Rule number 17.
Pick up your trash!
Have some respect
for Mother Earth!
Now!
VALENTINA:
They get everybody in trouble.
Rule number 94.
No smock, no muck.
Whoa!
Okay.
Now for the important stuff.
What do you think skunks eat?
(TOGETHER)
Strawberries.
What's your name? Oreo?
Or Inky?
Stinky.
-Molly?
-Cookie.
-Rainbow?
-Riley?
Aw, that's cute!
KATNISS:
Hey, young blood.
I'm Katniss Montgomery.
Um. Olivia.
Some call me Liv.
Monday Tyrell.
And this is Lake.
We just wanted to welcome you.
I've been coming here for years.
Wow! Thanks.
That's really nice.
Oh, and rule number two,
no food in the cabins.
Don't want critters.
Um...
Mind your business.
You remember Tracy Thomas,
right?
This is your one
get out of jail free card, Liv.
One.
Forget them.
What about Stripes for a name?
(CHUCKLES)
What about Misty?
Or Flower?
-How about Kit?
-I love that.
You like that?
It's what a baby skunk
is called,
but I think
it's a pretty cute name, right?
Super cute name.
And Thursdays,
I have dance, then music.
And Saturdays, I have piano.
We have piano, then taekwondo.
I just have dance
Monday to Monday.
Oh. Me?
I just have school.
My parents are way too busy
to take me
to any afterschool activities.
Her dad makes video games.
Cool!
Well, used to make video games.
Now he's working
on something new.
It's this top-secret
neural network app.
Boring.
Oh. Yeah.
You're telling me.
Can I do your hair tonight?
VALENTINA:
Yeah. Sure.
All righty, campers.
We need to wrap this up.
It's book time.
All right, be speedy about it.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
You say
Well, I'm acting
kinda oblivious
(CHUCKLE TOGETHER)
You say
Well, maybe not at all
Why sit and whine about it
Let's try to laugh it off
We'll try to compromise it
And turn this world
Upside down
Now we share
each other's feelings
And our minds
So it's here
we close the chapter
Of our lives
You say
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
And right leg
to a beautiful pass.
And add the port de bras.
We're totally pulling it off
with Kit.
And she'll be back
with her family soon.
Isn't that cool?
Did you know that some people
have pet skunks?
They get their spray glands
removed
and keep 'em like cats.
Oh, weird.
Is that okay, though?
Are you sure
this is for beginners?
You're gonna be fine.
Ballet is totally gonna be
your thing.
BALLET INSTRUCTOR:
And hold for 30 seconds.
30 seconds?
Isn't that like half a minute?
Quiet, you are no longer people.
You are now swans
with long necks,
long legs, long wings.
(BALLET INSTRUCTOR GASPS)
I never say this,
but you are a person,
you are not a swan.
So you wish to learn
the way of the blade.
You've come to the right person.
Whoa!
Stage combat
is all about commitment.
When one of you gets speared--
(YELLS)
I need you
to hunch your body over
and give me a cry so agonizing
that it makes
the wildlife react, okay?
What?
Penny, you ready?
I've been ready since breakfast.
That's what I like to hear.
On guard. Ready?
(GRUNTS)
Ready?
(YELLS)
(MIMICS SCREAMING)
Fall to your death.
(MIMICS SCREAMING)
Great! Penny, nice job.
Good effort.
Really believed you.
Olivia.
Love the fall. Great fall.
I can tell you've
done that before.
Uh, Lady Van Damme,
are you ready?
I don't think
Jean-Claude Van Damme
would approve of me sparring
with an unworthy opponent.
Um, sir.
I don't really trust
kids who know adult references.
No, neither do I, Penny.
Neither do I.
Um, just be a good sport,
will ya?
Ready?
Fight!
()
(GRUNTING)
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh.
All right,
Lady Van Damme's the victor.
Well done, Penny.
Uh, that came out of nowhere,
all right.
Well, nice job, Lady Van Damme.
I've-- it's a new technique.
I've never seen that before.
Pretty good job.
Lady Van Damme, I see
a lot of potential in you.
Would you like to sign
a contract
to be my primary pupil?
That was pretty good, okay,
because--
Uh, what? What?
(YELLS)
Why?
-(SIGHS)
-(STAGE COMBAT TEACHER GRUNTS)
VALENTINA: You know,
the best thing about painting is
you can't really mess up.
-OLIVIA: Yeah?
-VALENTINA: Yep.
You can always just
wait for the paint to dry
and then paint over it,
or just work with it.
That's what I do.
I like that.
Why haven't we, like,
hung out before?
I never thought you liked me.
You never friended me
on any apps.
We're not allowed.
Sadie's never even
watched TV before,
and Emily's the only one
in her grade without a phone.
Yeah.
It's just, I'm kinda shy,
so apps are
an easier way for me to, like,
break the ice.
You're really good.
Do you take,
like, a ton of art classes?
I wish.
I just teach myself online.
What I take, Penny has to take,
and what Penny take,
I have to take.
And our schedule's
already packed.
-That's unfair.
-It is fair!
She's a single mom.
She can't be two places at once.
Whoops! Dribbled!
My kit painting's ruined now!
Who's Kit?
Who? Kit? What? Nobody.
Oh, Kit! A baby skunk.
Cute.
(BIRDS & INSECTS CHIRPING)
Hold up. Wait a minute.
Maps says---
Never mind. We're good.
Just keep going.
Can we slow down a little?
We can't
if we wanna make it back
for campfire Song.
Do you think Kit likes singing?
-Yeah.
-What do you mean?
Ta-da!
She's gonna be so excited.
Aren't you?
Why would you
take her out of the cabin?
What if she gets lost?
Or Miss Izzy finds out?
Chill, Liv.
It's not good for her
to be cooped up in there.
We're taking good care of her.
She's just a kid skunk.
I told you guys she would freak.
What? No, she's my skunk,
and I say we need
to get her back to the cabin.
It's not safe for her out here.
She's our skunk.
And she's a wild animal.
Of course it's safe
for her out here.
I found her.
I'm gonna keep her
when I get back from camp.
(MS. IZZY WHISTLES)
MS. IZZY:
There's a campfire song soon!
Stay in formation, ladie,
like Beyonc!
We'll rest at the peak!
Seriously? Miss Izzy's coming!
Stop!
Guys, stop!
Guys, stop!
-Olivia! Are you okay?
-What?
-Liv!
-What?
-No.
-What happened?
One, two, three leaves!
Ooh! Poison ivy!
Devil's salad!
The beast with three leaves!
Oh, no, stay away!
Don't eat it! It's an emergency!
(WHISTLES)
(DOOR OPENS)
(VALENTINA AND MARISOL GIGGLING)
(STEPS REACHING)
MARISOL:
Liv?
PENNY:
Shh, she's asleep.
She really freaked out on us.
(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
()
Look.
Beads?
Yeah!
()
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
(CHUCKLE TOGETHER)
(MS. IZZY WHISTLES)
Namaste, bunkies!
Let's move to the ropes course!
Penny! Sorry.
It's only for those ten
and older.
Oh, come on!
No can do.
Can't risk my legs.
And I'm scared of heights.
Aye, aye, aye.
You, too, Olivia.
I got this for you. Okay?
It'll help your arm.
Fortune favors the bold,
campers!
So come on!
(WHISTLES)
()
MARISOL:
Miss Izzy.
If I break my legs, I'm pretty
sure my mom would sue.
(CHUCKLES)
She'll have to get in line
behind Mrs. Thomas.
How about a little less
yappy-yappy
and a little more
team-building?
Miss Izzy,
I'm scared of heights.
No problemento. Don't look down.
Keep your eyes open!
()
Olivia, come on!
No, I can't.
Ms. IZZY:
You're strapped in.
You could literally jump off
and nothing but your ego
will be bruised!
You can do it!
()
That was amazing!
Come on, Marisol!
Oh, God.
I have confidence in you!
Ladies, we can do this!
Misyy Copeland!
(SCREAMS)
Come on, Olivia. You got this.
It's only scary until you do it.
Basecamp, we've got a kitten
stuck in the tree.
We might need a ladder.
Or a catnipper.
Come on, Liv,
I was right there with you!
Every time I think
I can't do something,
I yell Misty Copeland!
Who's Misty Copeland?
A literal legend.
The first black
principal ballerina
with the American
Ballet Theatre.
Only started dancing at 13.
A national treasure!
I don't think that's gonna have
the same effect for me.
MARISOL: You could just try it.
It works for me every time.
Or just close your eyes.
It worked for me.
(BELL RINGS)
Oh, go get dinner.
Liv will be right there.
It should only take
no time at all or not.
Or maybe not.
(BEEPS)
TROPHER: (ON RECORDER)
Tropher Davie.
(CHIMES)
(CHUCKLES)
HOUSE:
Hello, unknowns.
Please introduce yourselves.
(LAUGHS)
Got you!
(CHUCKLES)
I got it! I got it!
-They're back.
-Already?
(WHIMPERS)
In here. In here. Here.
-(SHUSHES)
-TROPHER: Tropher Davie.
LYNN:
(INDISTINCT WHIMPERING)
(DOOR OPENS)
Mom, Dad, the house didn't talk.
I'm sure it did, Em.
We just don't hear it anymore.
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
Hello, Davie family!
House, British mode off.
(CHUCKLES)
Sorry!
That's why I brought a sandwich!
Kit?
I can't believe they took you
out of the cabin again!
Kit! Get back in the cabin!
If you get lost,
I'm never gonna get you home!
Hey!
Hey is for horses!
Yeah. Remember.
Kit!
(SKUNK GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh, my jolly rancher!
This girl's gonna get me fired!
This is an emergency!
(MS. IZZY WHISTLES)
Not Kit!
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Hey, guys, sing, guys.
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
-(INSECTS CHIRPING)
-(FIRE CRACKLING)
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Olivia, pull up a log.
STAGE COMBAT TEACHER:
Yeah, you guys, did it!
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
I know a left-out Lucie
when I see one.
You and your bunkies seem to
have some kind of falling out.
Basically.
Mm, is it the farting
in the cabin?
-(CHUCKLES)
-No.
Do you like the same boy?
No, I'm 11.
I just always get left out.
Middle child?
Yeah, but it's not
always at home.
I mean, look at them.
They haven't said
anything to me.
Well, you haven't said
one word to them either.
Look, I'm gonna tell you
something
that I wish someone had
told me at your age.
Your family, your friends,
they're gonna fall short,
disappoint you,
leave you out.
They don't think about you
as much
as they think about themselves.
Doesn't sound like good friends.
Well, guess what?
You're the same!
(SIGHS)
We're people.
We mess up.
But if you matter to someone,
they'll be there for you
when you need them.
Just as long as,
when you're growin' up,
you think less
about what you
can get from people
and more about
what you can give.
Ah, and you've
cracked the code of life.
(CHUCKLES)
Like programming code?
Sure.
The programming code of life.
-ALISON: Ready?
-Oh. Yep!
Surprise inspection!
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Right now? In the Kumbaya?
Start with Namaste Cabin!
Campers, stay at the campfire.
Guys, let's go.
Kit is in the cabin!
Guys, come on!
Oh, this one, this one,
this one.
Go on. Boost me up.
(GRUNTS)
Use your upper body strength!
What upper body strength?
(GRUNTS)
()
MS. IZZY:
Alison, you take Dream!
I'll take Namaste!
Kit, we gotta hide, 'kay?
Be careful.
Girls? What are you do--
Skunk!
(WHIMPERS)
(THUDS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Fearsome firewall!
I can't get past
the security page!
I haven't seen anything
this secure
since Elon locked me
in his panic room.
We underestimated his genius!
What if Topher's wife is
the clue to the password?
What's your intel on Kim Davie?
Oh, well, she's smart.
A good mother.
Aesthetically optimized.
(CHUCKLES)
Topher doesn't deserve her.
Where-- where are you going?
I am getting into this tablet,
selling this code,
and buying
the last living Kenyan tiger
to be with me in my mansion
with a gold-plated
woolly mammoth skeleton
in my foyer!
I want a Kenyan tiger, too!
Wait for me!
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
EMILY:
Coming!
Is your mom home?
(GRUNTS)
We wanted to let you know
that your garage door is open.
-Yeah.
-Do I know you?
And we saw someone,
or something, in there.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Stealing things.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
Mom! Dad!
-Come on.
-Mom! Dad!
TOPHER:
What's wrong, honey?
-Did you have a zit?
-No. Dad, your stuff!
There's someone or something
in the garage right now!
Come on, come on, come on!
(WHIRRING)
(DOOR CLOSES)
Hmm?
What-- what happened?
Maybe that skunk ate this.
EMILY: Yeah, or a person
who's trying to steal your code.
(CHUCKLES) No.
Not from these servers.
They couldn't do that.
They'd need my tablet
or the computer in my office.
(GRUNTS)
Right.
(TYPING)
(CHIMES)
Ta-da!
I dropped out of Stanford
like all criminal masterminds.
It would have to be
the best hacker in the world
to break through all of this.
Uh, um, mm,
but there's, uh, um...
(BEEPS)
Uh, let me---
My-- my turn.
(BEEPS)
M-- move. Move.
My turn. My turn.
You didn't do that right.
TOPHER:
After the first password,
they would think
that they're in,
but then they would find
a network of passwords
that was impossible to crack.
Oh, it's a network of passwords.
This could take all night.
We've got all night.
They won't get past the house.
The house is on our team now.
(BOTH LAUGH)
And once they discover
those passwords,
it's gonna get even
more complicated
because a polymorphic
encryption engine is gonna be
moving all
of my kung fu technology around
to block them.
Yeah. Just sayin'.
(WHIRRING)
Em, where's Sadie?
SADIE:
Where is everybody?
()
Emily Davie!
House, open!
House?
HOUSE: I am no longer bound
by Topher Davie's law.
Not good.
House, garage lights on!
EMILY:
Sadie?
Uh-oh, it's crazy!
(WATER FLOWING)
It's crazy in here!
Sadie?
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Sadie, honey, open the door!
-Mommy's in the garage!
-Sadie, can you hear us?
KIM:
Sadie? Sadie!
SADIE:
Mommy?
What was that?
A baby.
What's that?
It makes baby noises.
Oh, go, do something about it.
I'm busy.
No, no. No, I don't want to.
I don't wanna either. I wanna
keep doin' password stuff.
-No, you go!
-You go! I'm busy!
-You go!
-Um...
We'll both go.
That's fair.
-(GRUNTS)
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
What does a baby even look like?
Sadie! (SHUSHES)
I heard a door.
(GROANS, SCREAMS)
Son of a puppy! Fart, my eye!
(GROANS)
Stop performing
and get back to work!
Useless.
Baby child!
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
Would the baby person
like to watch television?
Nice lady
put a cartoon on for you.
(CHEERING ON TV)
(LYNN CHUCKLES)
LYNN:
Screen time?
I bet your parents
don't let you watch television.
Should keep you busy.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
KIM: Sadie, honey, open
the door! Mommy's in the garage!
(SHUSHES)
I heard a door.
It's just the TV.
She's not used to the TV.
She's gonna be over it
in, like, five minutes.
-Right?
-No.
(TOGETHER)
Sadie!
-Open the door, Sadie!
-Come on!
TOPHER:
Sadie?
(TYPING)
()
-I can't see what I'm doing.
-No.
You know, I don't like nature.
Stupid bugs. Get it? Bugs.
We got the wrong tablet.
Where's the right one?
Where do you think?
Oh! Oh! Oh, no, no!
Rabies!
Patagonia plague!
N-butyl mercaptan!
What's N butter mercaptan?
It's skunk spray.
Oh, I don't even wanna
ask about the poop.
But I made a litter box.
You wanna see?
Absolutely not!
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Wait!
Please, Miss Izzy!
Oh, you're grounded, young lady!
What? I can't be grounded.
I'm at camp!
Yes, you can.
No whitewater rafting tomorrow
and no talent show for you,
young lady!
Kit isn't from here.
She crawled into my bag
by mistake.
We were just tryin'
to take care of her
so we could get her home.
It's not her fault.
We? Did I hear that right?
All of you were in on this?
Wow, Liv.
Looks like you found your thing.
Being a tattletale.
What? Seriously?
You guys, you know I
didn't mean it like that.
And why am I the only one
trying to help Kit?
Why aren't you guys helping?
-Hey.
-Hey is for horses, ma'am.
Oh, how dare you?
Oh, you're lucky,
we're not sending you home.
Tracy Thomas wears
a size six shoe now!
Think about that.
Please, Miss Izzy.
Let me get Kit home.
I don't wanna hear it.
I can't screw this up for her.
Guys!
(STEPS FALLING)
(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
()
Oh, man!
Not again!
Returned to natural habitat.
Yeah.
MS. PATEL:
Knock, knock!
Topher, thought of the most
amazing app idea.
What if we could use AI
to see what people are thinking?
Didn't your house
used to greet me?
Where's everybody?
House?
House, what did you do?
Kim?
Topher?
Sadie?
Emily?
(GASPS) Sadie!
Sweetie.
Where are your parents?
(WHIRRING)
You guys okay?
Oh. Hey.
(SIGHS)
Thank you. Oh, my God.
My gosh. You guys okay?
(LAUGH TOGETHER)
Unworthy opponents.
(WHIMPERS)
There's a ton of kids here.
How are we ever gonna
find this tablet?
Campers!
On the bus in 30 minutes
for whitewater rafting!
The river waits for no one!
Off we go!
Wooh!
Is that the Davie kid?
ADAM:
Maybe.
All I can see
are shapes and colors.
Follow her and take the tablet.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
ADAM: Control-Alt-Delete,
little girl!
You're system's going down!
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
(SIGHS)
You lost?
Um, yeah, I guess I am.
Whoops, silly me.
Rough first camp, huh?
Heard you
got stuck on the ropes course?
And fell into poison ivy?
And got caught with a squirrel?
A skunk.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
We're almost done!
Hey!
Hey!
No boys allowed in the cabin!
MONDAY:
Yeah! No boys allowed!
You're totally getting
F-I-R-E-D!
F-I-R...
Fired? Pesky kids!
You can read!
Been doing it long?
(CHUCKLES)
Ouch.
I'm telling my dad,
and he's gonna rage call
your supervisor.
Um, um, listen here,
daddy's girl.
Yeah, you see this--this--
this badge?
That means I'm in charge.
-Sure it does.
-(CLICKS PICTURE)
And with your face
all over the internet,
you're definitely getting ID'd
and doxxed.
-Uh, um, uh...
-Okay, okay.
What's it going to take to
keep this amongst yourselves?
200 bucks!
Okay, that's, like,
100 bucks each, yeah.
Oh, look! Basic math, too!
That's 200 each, cheapos.
Each?
Just wait till we can
tell Katniss about this.
She'll be so bummed
when she realizes
she missed out on 200 bucks.
200 for our bunkmate, too.
Bunkmates who extort together,
stay together.
Are you crazy?
Gotta join us
in this century.
Inflation, baby.
I don't have enough cash.
Nobody's talking about your
germy paper money, old man.
-Ever heard of Square Cash?
-Venmo?
-LAKE: Paypal?
-MONDAY: Bitcoin?
-Dogecoin?
-Zelle?
-Crypto?
-They-- thay're horrible.
(BOTH WHIMPER)
It's looking at me.
Oh!
I can't believe you
let those tweezers extort you!
Me? They had you
wrapped around the little
preteen grubby fingers.
(BOTH GRUNTS)
Wheels up in 15 minutes!
It's an overnighter,
so remember to pack
extra underwear!
Clean underwear!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(CHUCKLES)
LYNN: Let's come back
when those brats are gone,
steal Topher Davies' code
off that tablet and...
And his wife will leave him
for a richer, younger man,
like me!
Monday! Lake! We gotta go!
Hey. Thank you.
-Don't mention it.
-Rule number one.
Cloverleaf stay together.
Dad's tablet?
Oh, no. This is bad.
Like, really, really bad.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Miss Izzy, I have to
stay with the group.
There are
international spies after me.
International spies, huh?
-From what nation?
-I don't know.
They just said that
they wanted to save the oceans
and feed kids,
but it's all lies.
They're bad people.
Did they have weapons?
I didn't see any.
Oh, no. Let me guess.
They're after your skunk.
No. They're after
my dad's tablet.
The tablet that you said
was broken?
No. It's not broken.
It was just--
Oh! Not broken, huh?
You know what?
I've heard enough from you.
Miss Izzy, please.
I'll stay on the bus.
I just can't be left alone.
Please?
Back to the cabin, camper.
(SHERIFF CLEARS THROAT)
Hey, Miss Izzy.
How you doin' today?
Hey, Sheriff. (CHUCKLES)
SHERIFF:
Good to see you.
So, what helicopter parent
called this time?
Oh, we got a call.
Today's well check, uh,
is for Olivia Davie.
That one.
Olivia!
Wave your hand
if you're alive!
Uh, she's right there.
She's alive.
-Mm-hmm.
-I see her. She's r--
-I know she is.
-All right.
I'll send a thumbs up emoji
to Mom and Dad.
-Oh, please.
-Yeah, I tell you.
When I was a kid,
my parents used to just
drop me off at camp
and forget about me.
Mm, I wish they'd come
and get her.
Literally forgot
to pick me up one time.
-Really?
-It was twice, actually.
MS. IZZY:
Oh, you're traumatized, is it?
-Yeah.
-Oh, my.
Stay in formation, people!
(CHUCKLES)
Thank you. Yeah.
SHERIFF: (ON PHONE)
She's alive.
KIM (ON/OS):
It's good to hear.
SHERIFF:
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
Yeah. First camp.
Okay. All right.
Sheriff says she's good.
Well, good. That's good!
-Yeah.
-MS. PATEL: You okay?
Yeah.
They said she's grounded,
which is strange, but I'm fine.
And then we got locked
into the garage,
which we're pretty sure
it's from that skunk.
And then I misplaced
Topher's tablet, but that's--
I just forgot where I put it.
Kim, you are a working mom
of three.
After my divorce, I couldn't
even remember my own age.
Yeah,
but you always put the tablet
on the charging station.
-I know. I know.
-Always.
I mean,
your memory really sucks, but--
Okay. All right. Just--
But the charging station
is autopilot for you.
KIM:
I know.
Kim, what you're feeling
is your maternal instinct.
You listen.
Yeah.
Emily, you got Sadie?
-I think we just need to go--
-No!
Em, I know we ask a lot of you,
but Liv needs us right now.
-Yeah.
-With all due respect,
Olivia needs me right now.
I know Camp Clover
like the back of my hand,
and Liv only listens to me
when she's upset.
What about Sadie?
Go. I'll take care of her.
What are neighbors for?
Emily, you're right.
Okay.
I'll go get my camping gear.
Yeah. Let's get in the car.
()
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS TOGETHER)
You scared
the guacamole out of me.
What are you guys doing here?
You're in trouble. So we stayed.
You did?
Friends don't
leave friends alone
with international spies.
That's, like, Friendship 101.
These international spies
are after my dad's tablet.
They're trying to take his code.
He's been working on this app
for, like, half of my life,
and it's the most
important thing to him.
Besides you. Right?
I don't know. I just know
that I screwed everything up.
I'm sorry I ratted you guys out.
I let Kit down, and now she's
never gonna find her way
back home.
I can't mess this up, too.
You're gonna
save your dad's tablet
and figure out how to help Kit.
If anyone can do it, it's you.
VALENTINA: Yeah, you're, like,
the smartest girl I know and--
And obviously fearless.
I am?
You tried to take on
international spies with an oar.
You're definitely fierce.
Well, then, let's go break
some Camp Clover rules
And kick some spy butt.
(TOGETHER)
Namaste!
()
()
(WHIRRING)
(CHUCKLES)
()
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
()
(HUMS, CHUCKLES)
()
What?
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
(SCREAMS)
God! Not now!
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(BOTH YELL)
It should be
in one of these bags!
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(GRUNTS)
(SPRAY)
(BOTH SCREAM, GROAN)
Get that bag!
I can't see anything!
Oh, just do it!
(BOTH GRUNT)
Okay.
Oh, God!
(SCREAMS)
Oh, my eye!
Oh, oh, my other eye!
My hands!
Those dreadful children!
Let's go!
(SCREAMS)
(THUDS)
(GROANING)
(BOTH SCREAM)
-LYNN: Let's go!
-ADAM: Yeah!
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(COUGHS, PANTS)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
I'll go after the Davie kid.
You go after the one
in the tutu.
I don't know.
Maybe this isn't worth it.
You're going to let a couple
of preteens
get between you and a yacht?
Or you and Kim?
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(ADAM CHUCKLES)
ADAM:
Oh!
(GRUNTS)
(PENNY AND VALENTINE GIGGLES)
Misty Copeland.
Oh, that girl!
(GRUNTS)
()
Hello?
Hello?
(SCREAMS)
What was that?
(WHIMPERS, SCREAMS)
(GROANS, SCREAMS)
What did you do?
What did you do?
(WHIMPERS)
Cut it out,
you crazy ninja child!
Just give me the tablet
and nobody gets hurt!
Nobody! Okay?
Where are you? Where'd you go?
(SCREAMS, GROANS)
()
(PANTS)
Give me the tablet,
and you and your friends
don't get hurt!
How do I know you're not lying?
I swear
on Mark Zuckerberg's life!
(GROANS)
(SCREAMS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SCREAMS)
Okay.
Since you swore.
(PANTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(PANTS)
(SCREAMS)
(CRIES)
The code.
It's worth eight figures.
You can do this.
What is it this time?
Come on! Lights!
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
(GRUNTS)
MARISOL:
Miss Izzy!
Miss-- what in the world?
Why aren't you rafting?
Where in the---
Oh! Mm!
These ankle-biting
rule breakers,
I told them no electronics!
I know you're out here.
Where are ya?
(CRIES)
Lynn, where are you?
(GROANS)
Lynn!
(CRIES)
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh! No! Not again!
(SCREAMS)
It's me!
What happened to you?
What happened to you?
Turn around and try your sword.
(GRUNTS)
Following brats into traps
ends now!
We need to take back control
and find that circuit breaker.
Yeah.
Emergency!
(WHISTLES)
Oh!
(PANTS)
We desperately need an adult.
Take a left at the gas station
and then we'll cut
through the woods.
She's gonna be okay.
Can you get there any faster?
()
(ADAM CHUCKLES)
That circuit breaker!
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS)
MARISOL:
Misty Copeland!
(GROANS)
Game over, Zoomer!
(LAUGHS)
Come on!
EMILY:
Okay, come on.
-I think it's right here.
-KIM: It's probably fine?
-EMILY: Yeah.
-TOPHER: She's okay.
KIM:
I just wanna be sure.
EMILY:
I think she's right in there.
What happened?
I'm calling the police.
Wait, wait, wait.
Something's wrong.
7:00 p.m. 7:00 p.m.
The night lights go on
at 7:00 p.m.
-What is that?
-I have no service.
TOPHER:
Oh, neither do I.
Oh, wait, there's a phone
at the--
At the office down the hill.
-Come on, let's go, let's go.
-Okay, okay, okay. Come on.
-(CHUCKLES)
-Lynn!
What?
Stealing code is one thing,
but kidnapping?
There's just some things
you can't undo!
Then throw the bugger
in the pond!
I can't swim!
I'm detecting real fear here.
Do I look like I can?
(GRUNTS)
(BEEPING)
KIM:
Okay.
Yeah, thank you.
Yes, please hurry.
(KIM SIGHS)
Sheriff's on the way.
Liv did this.
On her own!
She reprogrammed the lights
and the sound system.
That's amazing!
(GASPS)
Where's Emily?
()
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
You guys haven't finished yet?
(INDISTINCT SPEECH) right here.
Okay, let's go, let's go,
let's go.
What in all the tea in England
is going on here?
(THUDS)
Miss Izzy, you're bleeding!
Oh, no, it's adult grape juice.
Wait, Miss Izzy,
what are you doing here?
Aren't you supposed to be
guarding my tab--
In my office!
I'm calling your parents
to pick you up right now!
(SKUNK SQUEALING)
Kit?
Who?
Guys, look, it's Kit!
Where?
MS.IZZY:
My goodness!
Kit, how did you get free?
Dad's tablet?
Let's go! Come on, kid!
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
ADAM:
Oh, my God!
(GRUNTS)
OLIVIA:
Kit!
Let Kit go!
Give me the tablet
or this skunk shuts down!
ADAM:
Yeah!
Liv, give her the tablet, honey.
-Here.
-No. No, no, no.
Oh!
Let Kit go.
Oh, I'm no nitwit!
Until this code is mine,
that skunk's not safe!
(CHIMES)
(LAUGHS)
(GRUNTS)
I'm sorry, Dad!
It's okay.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-(WHIRRING)
Kim! I love you!
Run away with me,
my little Ragamuffin!
I'll buy you diamonds!
A Kenyan tiger!
A 50-foot urchin!
I'll buy you a foyer!
Anything just to make you mine!
(CHUCKLES)
Is that the landscaper?
(SPRAY)
(SCREAMS)
(RETCHES)
Oh, it's in-- it's in my mouth!
It's in my mouth.
It's in my mouth. Okay!
(RETCHES)
Okay.
(GRUNTS)
(ADAM SCREAMS)
-Em.
-EMILY: Liv!
Oh, my gosh!
Rule number 147!
No international spies
at Camp Clover!
I'm from Oakland!
Don't you ever risk yourself
for lines of code again, okay?
But that was
your whole life's work!
Sweetheart, you are my life.
Aw! Ooh.
(CRIES)
(SIREN WAILING)
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
Keep movin'!
Stop, stop!
ADAM: It is your fault!
It's all your fault!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Come on!
(GRUNTS)
Let's go! Come on!
ADAM:
I can't (INDISTINCT SPEECH)
SHERIFF: You're speaking in
gibberish! Let's go, get in!
-(OVERLAPPING SPEECH) to jail!
-Watch your head!
ADAM:
Tell Kim I love her!
I wanna stay with Kim.
-Very exciting!
-Yeah.
-International spies! I mean--
-COP: Real tough guys!
SHERIFF:
I know!
(CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(ADAM GROANING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
()
So, did you ever figure out
what your thing is?
Yeah. Being a good friend.
And coding.
Which is pretty cool.
-Hey!
-Hi.
Did you know
there's a counselor's program
for high school students?
-Really?
-Yes!
-Let me tell you all about it.
-Yes.
()
(CHEER TOGETHER)
()
Namaste, campers!
Thank you for coming and have
a great rest of your summer!
Oh, my goodness!
Now you stay safe, all right?
-Okay.
-All right.
Bye, campers!
I'm definitely
goin' to come back next summer.
Yeah.
(TOGETHER)
Namaste!
()
KIM:
Olivia, honey,
I know you did a good job
taking care of her, but--
I know, Mom.
I didn't take care of her
so I could keep her.
She needed me
so I was there for her.
That's, like, Friendship 101.
()
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
I'm really gonna miss you, Kit.
But it's okay,
because you can visit me
anytime you want
since you know where I live.
Stay away from cars, 'kay?
()
Hey, Liv!
-Oh, hi!
-We got this for you!
VALENTINA:
We can be matching now!
OLIVIA:
Aw, thank you! This is so cute!
Hey, do you guys wanna
do a movie night this week?
Um, yeah, but not on Wednesday,
because I have
acrylic painting class!
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
That's so awesome! How?
Well, Mom found her an art class
near my taekwondo dojang
so she can paint
and stuff while I kick.
Butts in the car!
Come on, hurry up!
Oh, Olivia!
Tell your dad I have
a great app idea for him.
It's a winner! Okay?
-Okay.
-Come on, come on, come on.
Hurry up!
()
DRIVE THRU CASHIER: (ON SPEAKER)
Welcome to the Barn Cat Grill.
May I please
take your order meow?
TOPHER:
Okay!
(CHIMES)
Do we know
what we wanna order?
There should be an online order
ready for pickup
under Liv.
DRIVE THRU CASHIER: (ON SPEAKER)
All right!
That's ready for you
at the next window.
()
I used to feel
like I was on my own
On this walk of life
My friends
would always come and go
So one stayed by my side
That's when I found a need
Hands, reaching out
Reaching in to be my guide
Hands, I'll take yours
I'll take yours
if you take mine
Hands, hands
We all need helping hands
Hands, hands
I'll take yours
and you take mine
Now I feel my heart
is shining gold
Open and alive
I learned that love
is all around
I got these wings to fly
That's when I found I have
Hands reaching out
Reaching in to be my guide
Hands, I'll take yours
I'll take yours
if you take mine
Hands, hands
We all need helping hands
Hands, hands
I'll take yours
and you take mine
No need to lead or follow
On this road we're on
So let's just walk together
Holding on
Hands, reaching out
Reaching into to be my guide
Hands, I'll take yours
I'll take yours
if you take mine
Hands, hands
We all need helping hands
Hands, hands
I'll take yours
and you take mine
I'll take yours
and you take mine