Street Trash (2024) Movie Script
1
[mic feedback]
[lab doctor]
Bring in volunteer number 85.
[buzzer buzzes]
[homeless man grunts]
[groans]
-[lab assistant groans]
-[homeless man gasps, groans]
[lab assistant] Come.
Thanks man!
[groans, breathes heavily]
Let's go, let's go.
Come.
[ominous music]
Careful with my jacket, okay?
It's got my stuff in it.
[groans shakily] Kinky.
-[laughs]
-[chuckles]
You didn't write down
your next of kin.
Sorry, my what?
-Am I still gonna get paid?
-[lab assistant grunts]
[doctor] Volunteers receiving a
dose of synthesized sustrate...
You gonna put that needle
in me?
-...V282.
-Wait, wait, stop!
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait! [grunts]
[doctor] At 14:31.
[homeless man grunts]
Is it supposed to be itchy?
It's really itchy, man.
[groans]
Man, it burns!
[grunting, groaning]
What the fuck is this man?!
Ah, it's in my legs! Ah!
[screams]
[breathing heavily]
[breathing shakily]
[ominous music]
[breathing shakily]
-[liquid dripping]
-[breathing heavily, shakily]
[breathing intensifies]
[groans heavily]
[screams]
Clarence, get back in there!
[groans]
[retches]
[retches]
[groans, breathes heavily]
[screaming]
[screaming continues]
[groans]
[grunts intensely]
-[bone snaps]
-[screams]
Fuck!
It worked.
[loud rock music]
[news anchor]
Take your dream holiday
of a lifetime
to Cape Town, South Africa.
Explore the Mother City
and the wonderful wildlife.
Mayhem in the city.
Homeless are fighting
against the government.
As always, people are fighting
for their rights.
Unemployment is at 90%.
Mayor Mostert
is killing us slowly!
He's taken everything from us!
[news anchor] Working with
the government shows
that you are in
a high percentage of the rich.
Middle class becomes smaller
and smaller each year with the--
Businesses are shutting down
due to corporate monopolies
leading to unemployment
and more homelessness.
In other news,
hundreds of drones
have been released
by Mayor Mostert
to service our streets
and keep them--
With Cape Town experiencing
frequent power cuts,
the need for rechargeable
powerhouse sources
that has led
to lithium shortages
and skyrocketing battery prices.
Now authorities continue
to search
for this elusive Rat King.
Well, we all know the Rat King
is the ringleader
in black market operations,
and the distribution
of anti-government propaganda.
Well, you heard--
[news anchor 2] The government
has been recruiting children
for training programmes.
The mayor was quoted today
that this will only make
our city stronger,
and a brighter future
for us all.
Nobody wants to fuck!
I don't know what to say!
Nobody out here
is getting laid.
If there's anybody out there
that wants to f--
[news anchor 3]
The last known rhino
has being killed by poachers--
[news anchor 4] It's the eighth
consecutive year
of Mayor Mostert.
Will he be re-elected?
[ominous music]
[electrical crackling]
Come here! Come on!
Come here, motherfucker!
Come here!
Come here, motherfucker!
Go around!
Come here, motherfucker!
I'll get you, you fuck!
[jangly electronic music]
Hey!
Get on the fucking radio!
If you see that piece of shit
you tell me where the fuck--
-Fuck!
-[exclaims] I'm coming for you!
Poes!
Wait up!
You fucking cunt,
come here!
[Officer Maggot] Don't you go
up there!
Oh, my God, cramp!
Jesus Christ, my legs!
Oh, my God! Jesus!
Come here, you little fuck!
Jesus! Oh, my God!
[Officer Maggot grunts]
Don't you turn that corner!
No!
Come back!
[Officer Maggot groans, grunts]
Oh, my God! My God!
[exclaims] Whoo!
[Officer Maggot] Cunt!
Get the fuck outta the way!
[Society]
Twelve hours erect! Dick dust!
Dick dust! Twelve hours erect!
-Twelve whole hours!
-Society!
-[grunts]
-Dick dust? 12 hours erect?
-[Ronald] For real?
-Would I lie to you? [laughs]
-[Ronald] And that vial?
-The vial?
[laughs] Not for you!
Motherfucker!
Hey! [speaks indistinctly]
Come here!
Come here, motherfucker!
[quacks]
[Officer Maggot]
Wait! You little fuck!
[Ronald] Fuck you! [grunts]
Just stay down!
-Oh, God, what the fuck...
-[Ronald groans]
...did you throw in my face?
[Society] Twelve hours erect!
Twelve!
What the fuck?
What are you looking at?
Fuck you. Move!
Chef!
The gate!
Chef, get the gate!
-[gasps]
-[Ronald] Get to the gate!
Hey, everyone!
This pervert cop's got a boner,
and he's trying to fuck me
in the arse!
[crowd clamoring, laughing]
[Officer Maggot]
Fucking motherfucker!
-[groans]
-[gate slams shut]
[groans in pain]
[exclaims, screams in agony] Ah!
[exclaims] What the fuck
are you looking at?
[exclaims, screams in agony]
What the hell
were you two doing?
Were you kerfuffling?
Did you take it up the tuchus?
Look, I'm not judging.
It's just... He's a cop.
So, did you get the battery?
Of course, I've got it.
Hey, get that khazer thing
away from me!
-I don't know where it's been.
-Suit yourself.
[both sigh]
Mazel tov, though.
It's been a while since
I've seen one of those things.
Yeah, it's been
pretty dry out there these days,
and guys like Boner Cop
don't make it exactly
any easier.
But luckily...
I have you to watch my back.
Oy vey!
Get that Schmeckle away!
Oh, shit! I forgot about that.
I really shouldn't let it go
to waste.
[spits]
Or I could just use
the 12 o'clock trick.
The 12 o'clock trick?
Yeah, it's when
you shove your dick
behind your belt straight up
at 12 o'clock.
Put it in stealth mode.
Why are you telling me this?
[Slade] ...are mean people...
-Are nutcases! [laughs]
-Easy, easy, easy...
Easy, guys!
No need to hurt me, okay?
Okay, lemme just see
what I've got in my bag, okay?
-[grunts loudly]
-[groans]
[Alex groans] Fuck.
-[grunts]
-Ronald.
No. Keep your schnose out of it.
If she's not one of them,
she's one of us.
[Alex groans, grunts]
[Ronald] Woah, woah, woah, woah,
woah, woah! Clover!
My man!
-Let's be civil.
-For fuck's sake, Ronald!
You can't save
-every stray you find.
-Oh, I can't, can I?
Look at Chef!
He was a fucking loser
before I came along.
Did you know that
he was actually skinny
before he ended up
on the streets?
And just look at him now!
Man, I love that fat,
podgy face!
Oy va voy!
[Slade]
Think I'm gonna pass out!
Why is it always violence
with you guys?
Can't we just make
a deal? Huh?
Nobody gets hurt,
and everybody walks away happy.
Kind of.
It's gonna have to be
a pretty fucking good deal.
A fresh new battery
for your boss.
I know the Rat King
is fond of these.
-One week.
-One week? That's it?
Inflation's getting out
of control.
Hugs and kisses to the Rat King.
[Alex grunts]
[Alex breathing heavily,
groans, grunts]
You didn't need to do that!
[Ronald] Oh, I'm sorry. My bad.
I didn't realize you enjoyed
getting the shit kicked out
of yourself.
What, you guys here
to shake me down too?
You think I've got it easy,
and you've got it tough?
I'm on my own out here, pal.
-You owe us a battery.
-No, she doesn't.
You're good.
[gentle music]
-It's okay.
-[sighs]
-It's okay.
-[breathes heavily]
-It's okay!
-[sighs]
Uh-uh, it's just another mouth
to feed,
another noch-schlepper.
There's no way
she's coming home with us.
No fucking way!
-[Ronald grunts]
-[wood clatters]
[Alex] Thank you!
[metallic plates rattling]
[music playing over radio]
Huh? Nice, huh?
[Alex] Yeah, it's, uh...
It's a cosy-looking spot.
Man, you should've seen
this place before we renovated.
The Chi was way off.
But now it's got a... a nice,
-open flow.
-[chuckles softly]
Cool, man.
Sounds great.
-[Pap screaming]
-Jesus!
-[Pap screaming]
-What the...
-What the fuck is that thing?
-Stop! Stop!
What the fuck is on its face?
What's wrong with my face?
[Ronald] He's a friend.
He's part of the crew.
Oh, shit. Sorry, man. Uh...
it's, uh...
it's nice to meet you.
Jesus, Ronald,
this kin nearly gave me
a poes klap!
What's with all the, uh...
Oh, this?
Just the latest and greatest in
stealth camouflage technology.
Nobody sees you coming.
I've been here
for about three hours.
Nobody suspected a thing.
There hasn't been anyone here
for three hours.
[Chef farts]
-Yassis, Chef!
-Jesus!
Have you been eating
dead pigeons again, my bru?
-Ha!
-Haha, I told you,
couch camouflage
-is fucking bullshit.
-You are fucking delusional.
You got caught way before me.
The only reason I broke cover
is because Chef
is poisoning me
with his rancid insides.
Top up?
You read my mind.
[laughs]
[Ronald]
I present to you, the twins!
The delightful Pap
and Wors!
It is quite moreish, isn't it?
The most incredible crackheads
that you'll ever meet.
And vegan friendly.
-Well, kind of.
-If two vegans have an argument,
is it considered beef?
[all laughing]
Oh! And this is Offley.
Hi, Offley!
Tell me something,
has she met 2-Bit, yet?
Ah, 2-Bit
is the fucking best, hey!
No, Sockle!
[intense music starts]
Shut up now!
-But scary.
-[Wors] Very scary.
Absolutely not!
Great guy overall!
Forget about it!
I won't leave my kids
with him, you know?
You stupid.
You think I'm stupid?
You're the idiot, man!
-Beautiful eyes!
-[laughs]
[laughs]
[tense electronic music]
Is he okay?
Yeah, he's fine.
He's always just talking
to himself.
More like an imaginary friend.
Oh, Sockle's real, all right!
If I wasn't real,
could I do this?
-Ronald, where's the battery?
-[chuckles]
I-- I dropped it.
He gave it away.
-[Ronald] Chef?
-You gave it away?
-I, um... I tr-- traded it.
-For what?
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.
I didn't ask
for any of this! Okay?
I didn't need rescuing.
It's every man
for himself out there,
and I can look after myself
just fine.
[scoffs] You've got a lot
to learn, Bubala.
You're not going to get far
thinking like that.
Not around here anyway.
What are we going to do
for dinner?
Can't cook without power.
And we've got no gas.
Everyone's having sleep
for dinner.
I'm fucking starving!
I can cook up a batch
-of my salty scrotum stew.
-[shushes] Shut up! Enough!
[announcer over PA]
Citywide curfew
is now in effect.
You are ordered
to remain in your homes,
and off the streets.
Failure to comply
will result in prosecution.
Well, I guess that's bedtime
for all of us too.
You too, Alex.
We need you fresh for tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
What's happening tomorrow?
There's a mattress
and some covers over there.
There's also a dildo,
but no batteries.
[sighs] Okay.
Night, Offley!
Shit! I'm horny!
Aren't you horny?
[mysterious music]
[moans, groans]
-[moans]
-[mysterious music]
[Ronald]
So basically, what I'm saying
is that street people
are like onions.
-We can make you cry.
-No.
[Chef] We have
a characteristically bad smell?
Yeah, that too,
but what I mean is...
-[upbeat electronic music]
-...we have layers.
So the first layer
is direct contact with the skin.
The second layer is insulation,
which keeps you warm,
and the third layer
is the shell layer,
which protects you
from the rain, and the wind.
So, food. What is food?
Anything can be food.
A can of hummus stuffed
in a drainpipe.
Some frozen matzah balls
guarded by wild dogs.
But you've got to be clever.
Dairy and fats. Not great.
Give you a case of the shits
like you won't believe.
[farts]
Now, if you're really desperate,
you can try eating fucking rats.
This place is great,
because it's crawling
with the fuckers.
Coming in and out all day,
shitting in the frozen goods,
pissing on the rice,
having little fucking rat orgies
in the quinoa.
You don't want this. Trust me.
Oh, man! Fuckin' khaza again!
Maybe next time.
The first rule of fighting
is to try and avoid it
at all costs.
Violence is the last refuge
of the incompetents.
-[chuckles softly]
-Okay, so,
Chef is gonna come at me
in slow motion.
Watch carefully.
[tense music]
[groans] And...
knife to the neck.
-[grunts] Fuck, Chef!
-[Alex giggling]
-Just the punch, no knife.
-[Chef] Oh, okay.
-[sighs] Okay. Again.
-Okay.
[groans] Dragon claw to the eye.
[grunts, chuckles softly]
You see what I did there?
The most important thing
is choosing the right moment.
-That's key.
-Tiger claw!
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
So, what if you
have no choice?
What if you have to fight?
Yeah, well... [sighs]
...I guess you just have
to get your arse beaten then.
Well, we'll... we'll go again.
In slow motion. Okay?
Chef?
-[groans]
-Chef, where you going?
[Chef exclaims, grunts]
[upbeat music]
Remember when you bake
Your cake
To always let it rise
Da-da, da-da!
With added
Medical grade cocaine
To take away the pain!
Ha!
Thank you very much.
[chuckles] Okay, okay, okay.
Think I've got it.
[clears throat]
[Ronald]
Okay, Alex, Chef, line up.
Alex, don't worry.
Chef will not hurt you.
-I promise.
-[Chef grunts, exclaims] Fuck!
-[Alex chuckles]
-[Chef] God!
-What'd you do that for?
-Pick your moment, right?
[Chef] I'm bleeding!
I'm bleeding!
-That was...
-[Chef groans, exhales sharply]
...that was
actually really good.
Are you okay, baby?
How long have you
been standing there for?
Are you a fighter?
[ominous music builds]
[chuckles]
[sirens blaring]
[Mayor Mostert] So, uh,
thank you to the press...
Another day, another speech.
And I know I can count on you
for your continued support
in the upcoming elections.
He's the reason they shut
my family's business down,
made the rule,
taking away the factories
from the working class,
and made it government only.
It sends hundreds of these,
uh, these beautiful drones
around the city to...
[imitates suction]
...suck up all the, uh,
the nasty little, um...
[Mayor Mostert] ...uh...
particles. CO2 particles,
that is.
Uh... save the planet,
and all that.
Oh, they said to me, "Clive..."
[chuckles]
"...you can't do that!"
And I said to them, "Watch me!"
And you should have seen them
-watch me.
-[guard] Move along!
Are you talking to us?
He wants us to move along.
We're moving!
-[crowd applauding]
-[guard] Move along.
[announcer over PA]
Vote now. Vote now.
So, using the site samples
gathered from
the New York incident in 1986,
we were able to synthesize
the Viper compound
and reproduce it artificially
on a massive scale.
And bind it
to an aerosol medium,
which really opens--
Who's this person talking
right now?
Actually, scratch that,
I don't care who you are.
Just show me
how my baby boy is doing.
Yes, sir. Um, right this way.
[one-eyed woman] Cocksuckers
better let me out of here,
I'll rip your shriveled
little dicks off!
[groans] Oh, God.
What the fuck is that?
...between my teeth
like they're fucking grapes!
I could have sworn, I said
I wanted them exterminated.
Not threatening me
with a good time.
I'll rip open your jaws,
and I'll shit down
-your throats!
-Initiating...
[one-eyed woman]
I'll fucking piss in your eyes!
...demonstration
of aerosol Viper-283.
-Prepare to--
-You fucking cocksuckers...
Um, you gonna need these.
[sinister music]
If this doesn't work...
I think you would be
a perfect test subject
for the rectal delivery system.
Don't you?
-[chuckles nervously]
-[sighs]
[one-eyed woman
speaks indistinctly]
Smile!
[one-eyed woman]
Get me out of here!
It's your lucky day, old hag.
Let me fucking out of here!
-Let's see what you got.
-[machine whirring]
[subdued machine whirring]
Fuckers! Fuckers!
[whimpers] Fuck you!
[whimpers, coughs]
[coughs]
[pants, coughs intensely]
[squeals, breathing heavily]
[squeals, screams]
[screams]
[screams]
-[bone snaps, cracks]
-[blood spurts]
-[screams, wails]
-[body squelching]
[screams]
[gurgles, grunts]
[gurgles, grunts, chokes]
[groans, chokes]
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
That's what I'm talking about.
That was incredible.
[laughs hysterically]
[laughs hysterically]
What the fuck?
[unsettling music]
[inhales sharply, smooches]
[Chef] I mean, think about it,
that's all I'm saying.
Weird elf guy,
flies into kids' rooms at night,
promising them they'll be
young forever.
He's a pedo, for sure.
-You're full of shit.
-[horn honks]
Peter Pan is the hero,
and he defeats Hook.
But how do you think
Captain Hook got to Neverland
in the first place?
Pan kidnapped him,
and then he tosses him away
when he gets too old.
[Alex] Guys!
The guy's one sick motherfucker!
-Right?
-Alex, what are you doing?
[Alex] Just be cool.
Wait for me.
So, what happens
to the rest of the Lost Boys?
He kills them
when they get too old.
[clicks tongue] Kaput!
Oh, my God.
So, you're telling me that Hook
is actually the hero?
Of course, he is.
He's the only one
that ever stands up to Pan.
Pan's the ultimate villain,
he's basically a serial killer,
and he treats Wendy
like a shiksa.
And don't get me started
on Tinkerbell.
[Alex] Guys!
[upbeat percussive music]
[Ronald] Wait for us!
Chef, come on!
[chuckles]
[Chef yells indistinctly]
Okay, everybody,
come and get it. [grunts]
Courtesy of Mayor Mostert
-and his goons. [laughs]
-[Wors] Nice!
Okay, ten points and go.
Fanny, Minky, Foofy, Vajayjay,
Bean, Manny, Ellen, uh,
flower, fandango,
penis fly trap,
um... [chuckles]
...axe wound, and,
uh, there's another one--
Noo-noo! And beef curtains.
[chuckles] Very good. Well done.
Thank you. Okay, uh,
20 points. It tastes like...
So, what happened was,
we're running after
this forklift.
Can you believe it?
A fucking forklift?
I don't want to play
this game anymore.
-[Chef] Brilliant!
-Wait, wait, wait, wait!
What?
-What if it's poisoned?
-Oh, we stole it from them.
-Yes?
-Woah, woah, woah, woah!
You said you stole it
from City Hall, right?
I just said that!
What if it's a trap?
But then, if they knew
that we knew it was a trap,
and if we stole it from them,
then they would know
that we would know
that they knew it was poisoned.
So naturally,
the only logical thing to do
would be to drink it.
[Chef burps] Good shit.
Hey Offley, you want some?
Okay, but you're missing out.
I was in the army with Chef,
and I spent
almost two years on the border.
Saw some
of the most horrific shit
that, like, fried my brain.
And after I was discharged,
the government
didn't give a fuck!
And that's how I landed up here
on the streets.
[groans]
Kak, man.
I'll tell you this guy's story.
[chuckles] He's a real sicko!
He gets more ass
than a toilet seat.
[Pap] On the weekends,
Ronald visits
a little weekly gathering
called, "Sex Addicts Anonymous."
Every single person that I see,
I really...
-wanna fuck them.
-[tense music]
And I wonder,
what they'll be like in bed.
I wanna run my tongue...
along their inner thighs.
Makes me rock hard.
I'm not gay,
-but 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
-[bell dinging]
[Pap] One client
is usually not enough.
You got to at least get two.
[Alex] Why two?
-[till dinging]
-[woman moans]
[Pap] So, he has enough
to visit the meeting
across the street.
I lost my whole family.
I can't lie...
I've been dying to party.
Imagine the person
in front of you,
is your brother...
your father, your mother.
[Society mumbles]
[mumbles]
Ooh... I want that!
Uh-uh.
That's not for you, stranger.
You're not ready for that.
Didn't mean to steal money
from their purse.
[Ronald] Hey!
I never got your name.
I am Society.
[Counsellor]
Taking one step closer
to being healed.
Okay, so you go
to Sex Addicts Anonymous
for clients,
and you go
to Narcotics Anonymous to score?
-[chuckles]
-[laughs] That is so fucked up.
That's fucked up?
You think that's fucked up?
I'll tell you what's fucked up.
These two fucking weirdos
created the most nasty,
disgusting, unspeakable drug
I've ever heard of.
[intense dubstep music]
[exclaims] What the fuck, guys?
Cat shit?
In our defense,
that shit was dope.
Yeah, that shit was fire
to be honest.
Listen to
these chickenshit kids!
Back in my day,
I was boofing two ounces
a night.
-[groans]
-[laughs]
Sunshine, you're next.
Sparkle, finger my ass.
Oh, yeah, this is great!
-Ronald.
-Hm?
Come,
I wanna show you something.
-Really?
-Yeah, come!
[car engine revving in distance]
2-Bit, are you okay?
Do you wanna ask me something?
You're killing me here, 2-Bit.
If you're not going to fuck her,
then I will.
My dick is hard and ready to go.
Either that,
or I'm skull-fucking Wors
over there!
This is Moo-Moo,
and this is Kitty.
Oh...
nice.
[sighs]
[tense music]
[drone beeping]
[drone beeping]
[drone beeping]
[drone whirring, beeping]
[announcer over PA] Greetings.
On behalf of Mayor Mostert,
we would like to offer you
a non-perishable edible slab
to say thanks
for your continued existence.
Fuck off!
Do you know
who you're talking to?
-[gas hisses]
-[groans]
[coughs, groans]
[wheezes, whines]
-[groans]
-[squelching]
[drone whirring]
[groans]
-[groans, grunts]
-[body squelching]
-[bone snaps]
-[screams]
[drone beeping]
[pants, groans]
[groaning]
[groaning]
-[bone snaps]
-[screams]
[screams, groans]
[squeals, screams]
[pants, muffled groans]
[gas hisses]
[muffled groans, squeals]
-[drone beeping]
-[man screams]
-[bang]
-[liquid splatters]
-But Alex...
-[playful music]
...Alex.
When you first came to us,
I didn't like you.
But now...
now, I know you're a mensch.
[chuckles]
You're the best thing
that ever happened to us.
And I love you.
And I hope you do not die.
[music stops]
Hey, who turned off the music?
-[glass shatters]
-[Chef yelps]
[ominous synth music]
Well, well, well...
-What's going on here?
-Fuck, it's the Rat King guys.
We've got a few freaks
getting freaky!
[Ronald] A week already.
Ronald. Time's up.
Rat King wants to see her.
Our schedule's pretty much arses
to ankles right now, guys.
So, just give me your details
and I'll-- [grunts]
-[laughs]
-[laughs]
[Ronald groans, pants]
We're not
fucking around, Ronald.
She's coming with us.
Who the fuck turned off
the music?
It was this fucker
right here.
-Give him a kiss, 2-Bit.
-[Clover grunts]
Fuck!
Rat King won't stand
for this, Ronald!
We know where to hit you
where it hurts.
[siren blares]
Are you going
for a midnight stroll?
Why are you awake?
-[sighs]
-I can't sleep.
I never can.
I think I might've been a bat
in a previous life.
[chuckles softly]
[exhales deeply]
Listen, I get it.
Don't pretend to know me,
because you don't.
[sniffs]
-[clears throat]
-You're all alone in this world.
You've lost every person
that you've ever cared about,
and you don't trust anyone
anymore,
'cause every time
that you've let your guard down,
let somebody in...
they've betrayed you.
Every single time.
Fuck you.
[voice breaks]
You don't fucking know me.
I lost both of my parents.
After they closed the factory,
we had no money.
My dad was killed trying to keep
the factory open
late at night
just to support us,
to put food in our mouths.
And after that, my mother died
of a broken heart.
She just gave up.
One morning, I went to go
and wake her up.
She was just dead.
I'm sorry that you had
to go through that.
And then my sister...
my baby sister.
She was ten years old
when the soldiers took her away.
The one day I went to go
and get food for us,
and by the time I got back,
she was being loaded
into the back of a truck
with the other kids.
And I ran after that truck
as fast as I could.
I tried my best to keep up,
but I just,
I couldn't.
I couldn't keep up.
Everything inside me
told me to keep going
when I couldn't anymore,
but I just kept on going.
I got left in the dust
like everyone else.
And it kills me. [sobs]
It kills me not knowing
what happened to her... [sobs]
...what she might've had
to go through.
I've been alone... [sobs]
...for so long, Ronald.
It's all that I know. [sobs]
[breathes heavily]
[voice breaks] You know...
it's not your fault.
It's gonna be okay.
I promise. I promise.
-Okay?
-[sniffles, sobs]
It's going to be okay.
[ominous music]
[sniffles, sobs]
Help! Please, help him.
Please, help us.
[groans] Oh, my God!
Let me help you there, sir.
Get away from us,
you filthy, piece of shit hobos.
Can't you see we're businessmen?
But my brother, look at him.
He's so ill, man.
Please help us!
I don't give a fuck about
your dying brother.
Now, piss off,
before I call the police,
you peasants.
I was on the way
to the stock market,
and I saw you being accosted
by those disgusting vagrants.
Insider trading, huh?
We should talk.
I'll get Linda
to call your people
and we can set up a brunch.
You know, us industrialists,
we... we need to stick together.
Anyway, I've got to run.
My labradoodle is having
her braces removed today.
Cheerio!
[grunts]
-Get a fucking job, you bum.
-[Ronald] Fuck you!
There's no red light here!
It's definitely in there,
just lemme know
if it's red or green.
Hey, hey, hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
Woah, woah, woah,
don't sneak up
on people like that.
[businessman] Stop her!
She's got my leather briefcase!
She stole it!
[chuckles] Yeah, world's first
vegan cryptocurrency!
SoyCoin! [chuckles]
Oopsie-daisy!
[laughs hysterically]
[groans, exclaims] Oh, my nose!
My beautiful nose! [cries]
[screams]
[sighs]
Remember us?
[unsettling music]
-Alex!
-Alex!
[Ronald] Alex!
Just look around.
Yeah, that's right.
We're giving away tasty,
nutritious food
to all the dregs of society.
I was walking down the street
and this little, uh...
-this dirty little vagrant...
-Where is everyone?
[Mayor Mostert]
...child comes up to me
and says,
"Clive, you do so much
for this city,
but my daddy and mommy
don't feed me."
So, I said to him,
"Well, then your mommy and daddy
better come on down
to the food parcel handout
on 5th Avenue."
[Alex groans]
[grunts weakly]
[pants]
-[Geep snarls, growls]
-[chain rattling]
-[Rat King coughs loudly]
-[machine beeps]
[spits, wheezes]
Old Geep
nearly got you there, hey!
Geep!
Come here, my little boy!
Come here!
I know what you want!
Oh, my special little
sauce boy!
[gasps]
[cooing indistinctly]
Gentle, good boy.
Suck my little foot.
Mm, you like Mommy's foot, hey?
I'm fucking done.
Just fucking kill me,
there's no way in fuck
I'm doing that.
I think Geep likes you.
-[wheezes]
-[Geep mumbles]
He wants his little friend
to stay.
Don't you, Geep?
-Look, I get it! I fucked up!
-[Geep mumbles]
Okay, I can--
I can get you what you need.
I can get you something
that you need.
Please, just--
I can't fucking be here anymore.
What's that, Geep?
[wheezes]
Is she being naughty?
[wheezes]
-Is she telling lies?
-[Alex] I can prove it!
Look...
I can get you a battery
that lasts you for months,
maybe even years.
-[Rat King wheezes]
-[chain rattles]
[sniffs]
[Rat King wheezes]
-[mumbles]
-[Geep mumbles]
[machine beeps]
Yep. [groans]
I'll give you...
one day.
[foreboding music]
Morning!
Cunts.
You seen this man?
-Liar.
-[indistinct chatter]
You? Huh?
And you, huh?
Motherfucking poes!
Hello!
Seen this man?
Look closely, you fucking idiot.
Cool, open your mouth.
Open your mouth. There we go!
You need a meal. Fuck off!
Where are you?!
-Here!
-[indistinct chatter]
One for you!
Hey, guys, check out the haul!
-Chef, you don't think you can--
-Nope!
[Wors] Hey, we didn't get any!
Oh, you didn't. I'm so sorry.
I think there's a couple
more back here.
-[grunts]
-Ah, here it is!
-[laughs]
-Oh, ple-- You're...
You're poes!
Fuck you!
Oh, they gave us
some sandwiches!
That's very generous!
I'll have some of these later.
Hey, what are you...
what are you doing?
No, that's mine!
[grunts]
[chuckles]
Chef! Chef! Are you okay?
Ah, I'm keeping shtum.
[sniffles]
I don't wanna talk about it.
Let's just go on.
Why you all got such
long faces, boys?
-What's up?
-Because we're hungry.
We're schmatters, we're broke.
And sober.
Ah, you got to stop sucking on
the dick of the man sometime.
Do it for yourselves, man. Fuck!
-Society.
-Hm?
Have you got any stock?
Funny thing that...
You know that
Society hasn't seen his supplier
for days. I think...
It's like he's gone missing,
he's just sort of...
disappeared, he's like...
vanished.
-So, you got nothing?
-Well, yeah, I mean,
keeping up appearances.
[mumbles]
-You still got the vial.
-Yes, I have.
I mean, if I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand times,
you're not ready for it yet.
Be careful out there, boys.
These are...
strange days.
[exhales, coughs]
[coughs]
[retches]
[breathes deeply]
[screams]
[screams]
Help me!
[screams]
announcer over PA]
Citywide curfew
is now in effect.
You are ordered to remain
in your homes.
Failure to comply
will result in prosecution.
So, there's this lonely guy,
keeps scaring the shit out
of his cat.
And he has this weird,
slutty fish
that just wants to get laid
all the time.
So, he makes this wish
upon a star
to turn a puppet
into a real boy.
So, now why does he want
a real boy, huh?
Oh, my fuck!
-Sex doll.
-Exactly.
This creepy clockmaker
wants a real boy.
Probably because he's tired
of the dick splinters
from Pinocchio's tight arse.
So, then this bitch blue
fairy shows up
and she turns him
into this kind of wooden zombie.
But she lays out all these rules
before he's really real.
He must be selfless, and brave,
and truthful
and all of this shit.
I mean, who the fuck
is this bitch anyway?
This is what I'm saying.
The kid is barely
ten seconds old,
and, uh, he can barely walk,
and she's going, "So long, bye,
can't help you anymore."
But before she goes
for some random reason,
she makes it so that whenever
he tells a lie, his nose grows.
And I bet Geppetto enjoyed
sitting on that nose, eh?
So, then the kids go off
to this pleasure island
and they get turned
into fucking donkeys,
which I'm pretty sure
is a metaphor for sex,
-child trafficking.
-Fuck, Chef.
You really are a deep thinker.
[Chef] There she is!
Alex.
Are you okay? What happened?
Hey, where were you?
We couldn't find you!
Guys, it is great to see you all
but we're in deep shit.
I'm-- I'm in deep fucking shit.
What do you mean?
I got jumped by more
of those Rat King weirdos,
and they took me underground.
And then there was like
this weird little guy
that was chained up like a dog
and then... Jesus, fuck,
the Rat King. She's, like,
hooked up to all these machines,
and they are not fucking
around this time. Okay?
If I don't get them
what I promised,
I'm totally fucked.
We got you, Alex.
They fuck with one of us,
they fuck with all us.
I can't let you guys
put yourselves in danger for me.
Well, we got you, kid.
Okay.
[sighs sharply] Thanks, guys.
[Chef] But what are we gonna do?
I think I've got a plan.
One of these.
-A flashlight?
-No, it's a suppository.
-That's a crack pipe.
-No, guys,
it's a drone.
[all] Oh!
[Alex] Okay, guys we've got
the alleyway over here,
the dumpster and the drain.
We move out, go down the street,
and make sure
the cops don't see us
and find a place
to set up a trap.
Chef and Wors you get behind
the dumpster and be ready.
Woah. Woah, woah. Hold on.
This isn't going to work.
I've got a medical condition.
I can't crouch.
Okay, then just stand.
No, that's not going
to work either.
Why not?
You're standing right now!
-[suspenseful music]
-No.
I'm going to keep watch,
and then Pap and Ronald,
you guys are gonna crouch
behind the dumpster.
-And when you get ready--
-No, no, no.
Ronald needs to be
on the roof with me.
What? Why am I on the roof?
Yeah, I think I'm being
underutilized in this plan.
[Alex] Okay,
we've got Chef and Wors
over here
and we've got Pap there.
[Chef] No, no, no,
that's not gonna work.
Chef is going to be here.
Maybe we put Pap
with his brother.
[Ronald] Yeah, but then
maybe Ronald
should rather be over here.
Listen, why don't
I just sit on the couch
and I'll keep watch from here?
Huh?
-No, I'm just saying!
-[indistinct chatter]
-[Pap] ...so emotional.
-[overlapping chatter]
[Alex] Guys, guys, guys, guys!
Guys! Please,
just shut the fuck up
and let me do what I need to do.
Pap, Wors,
you guys do your thing.
Chef, you're keeping watch.
2-Bit is the bait.
We wait until we hear
one of those drone things
-then Chef gives a signal.
-[indistinct chatter]
[Pap imitates the drone]
[Alex] Now, you wait until
the drone gets close enough
not too early, not too late.
As soon as you've driven
the drone back far enough,
me and Ronald
will spring the trap.
-Fucking drone.
-Fuck you, drone.
What if something goes wrong?
Nothing can go wrong,
this plan is bulletproof.
Holy shit!
-Hold on!
-[indistinct yelling]
[Ronald] Just jump off!
[indistinct clamor]
-[Ronald] Get off it!
-[indistinct shouting]
[Ronald] Now, 2-Bit!
[both scream]
[indistinct yelling]
2-Bit, hit that thing.
Hit, hit, hit!
[indistinct shouting]
I can't, they're young people.
[breathes heavily]
[pants heavily]
2-Bit, you okay?
Mazel tov! Mazel tov, guys!
I really love the teamwork.
It gave me such nachas!
Where the fuck were you, huh?
Oh, you know, I was schvitzing,
and you guys looked like
you had it all under control.
Besides, too many Chefs,
am I right?
-[all chuckle]
-Yeah, one Chef is
too many for me.
You were so good!
You were so good!
You remember when you were
hanging onto that thing?
Guys, shut the fuck up!
-[breathes heavily] Jesus!
-[all chuckle]
2-Bit,
you fucking saved us, man.
I would save that ass
for dessert.
I've got a big, fat, veiny one
with your name on it.
-2-Bit! 2-Bit!
-Not now!
[breathes heavily]
[drone] The mayor is Daddy.
Woah, woah,
it's saying something!
-[drone] Daddy! Daddy!
-Chef, be careful.
There might be some sort of
self-destruct mechanism
or something.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah...
-[drone] Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
-Chef, be careful!
-[drone] Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Viper-283-- [grunts]
[coughs]
-Chef!
-[chokes]
Are you okay?
-[exhales]
-[ominous music]
[chokes]
-[groans]
-Oh, fuck!
[Pap and Wors scream]
[Wors] Oh, my God,
what's happening?
[Ronald] Chef! Chef!
[all scream]
Chef! Oh, my God!
Chef!
Don't die on me!
Don't die on me, Chef!
Stop it!
Just fucking stop it!
He's dead already, man!
[ominous music continues]
Chef...
[Ronald]
I'm so sorry, my friend.
[sobs] It's my fault!
[Alex] Viper...
[Ronald sobs]
Fuck!
I'd give all my eskimo pies
for one more moment with him.
I'd give all my samosas.
-I'd give all my DVDs.
-I'd give my one good Nike.
I would give him all our meth.
I would give him
all our soylent greens!
I'd give him
my two-minute noodles!
-I'd give him my blanket!
-I'd give him Ronald's blanket!
Hey, we get it, guys!
We all miss him.
Sorry about your friend.
We'll fix this.
That robot was tuning
Mayor Mostert's its Daddy?
Yeah, that was mos kak weird.
Like, "Daddy," in a kinky way.
Yeah, just before Chef got...
-[imitates explosion sound]
-Must have been that gas--
I mean,
I don't know some sort of...
some sort of chemical weapon?
Fuck!
All those puddles everywhere,
all of that goo,
those were all people.
The fucking mayor!
[sobs] We gonna die.
We all gonna fucking die.
The mayor is fucking
melting people.
They're exterminating everybody.
[shushes]
Argh! It's just Offley!
Are you okay, Offley?
Chef's dead.
-[motivational music]
-Guys, Listen up!
Chef may be dead,
but we're all still here.
If we fall apart now,
we'll never take back
what is ours.
These are our streets,
our city!
Now is the time
to band together.
To show strength, to fight back
and take our revenge
on Mayor Mostert.
In honor of Chef's memory!
Will you ride with me?
2-Bit,
-that was really--
-Good.
Straight from the heart!
Those fuckers are gonna pay!
Martin Luther King,
"I have a dream," bro.
I am so fucking pumped.
-[both chuckle]
-The next fucking cop I see,
I'm gonna pull his
fucking head off!
Whoo!
Fuck, I love a good drive in!
All you pieces of shit,
get in the fucking van!
Oh, fuck.
It's Boner Cop!
Run!
[Ronald] Alex, get out of here!
[indistinct shouting]
Get the fucking drone!
Poes.
[announcer over PA]
For your own safety,
you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.
For your own safety,
you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.
For your own safety,
you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.
For your own safety,
you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.
For your own safety,
you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.
Oh, Jesus!
[tense music]
[pants]
[distant indistinct chatter]
Wait, no,
I just live up the road!
[old homeless man]
Mad man! You mad man!
[officer] Your cooperation
is greatly appreciated.
[van doors closing]
I hope Alex got away okay.
Where are they taking us?
I don't know.
Maybe it's just
temporary housing.
The smell of ass in here
is making me hungry!
Since there's a citywide
extermination going on,
I think that might be bullshit!
So, on the count of three,
when this fucking door opens,
we take them.
-We take them? What the fuck?
-We can't do that.
What happens if one of us
gets hurt again?
They're fucking killing us,
Ronald!
I'm-- I'm ready, my bro.
Are you ready?
Okay, 2-Bit, here we go!
Let's go, we're gonna do this.
Assholes and elbows, here we go.
2-Bit, you ready? The gang?
Everybody else,
are you ready to go?
[grunts] St... stop.
[soldier]
There's another one! Go, go!
[announcer over PA]
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
-Obey orders.
-Everybody just stick together.
We don't want to get lost
in the crowd.
[homeless person] Please!
-Please!
-[Ronald] Listen!
-Please!
-I can't help--
I can't die here! Please!
[announcer over PA] Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
[Ronald] Keep close.
[woman over PA]
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
[foreboding music]
Jesus.
Where is she?
Where's the Rat King?
Didn't make it.
We got a new boss now.
-That thing is your boss?
-[chuckles]
I don't know. I'm here
because I need your help.
From your old pal, the Rat King.
Everyone's gone.
We're all that's left.
And the mayor is the one
that's responsible, okay?
I've seen what he does to us,
and it is totally fucked!
We have a place for you,
if you want it.
You're smart... [scoffs]
...and I know you can fight.
We could use you,
wherever we end up.
You want me to go with you?
I'd rather have you inside
the tent pissing out,
than outside
the tent pissing in.
Don't you get it?
There isn't gonna be
a you or a us,
if we don't do anything.
I'm not gonna let them take
the city and my friends.
They're all that really matters.
-I'm standing here.
-[Geep] Excuse me.
-What the fuck?
-If we do
do this for you...
what's in it for us?
[soldier 1] Move it!
[soldier 2] Now!
[indistinct shouting]
[announcer over PA]
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
Eyes down!
What the fuck you looking at?
[soldier 3] Move along!
We've got to get you processed.
Keep moving!
[announcer over PA]
Keep moving forward.
-Obey orders.
-[soldier 3] All of you,
in here!
-[indistinct shouting]
-[Pap] Hey! He's with us!
He's with us!
Wors! Guys! What's happening?
Hey, it'll be okay! Just chill.
We won't leave you behind.
Don't worry, Offley!
We'll get you out of there!
Hey, man. What is the plan?
How are we gonna get Pap out?
We'll wait for the patrols
to thin out
and then we'll get hold
of the keys.
Wait? We can't wait.
They killing people, man!
Why don't you use your fucking
army ninja skills
and get us out?
[soldier] Everybody out!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Wors, help me! Help!
[Wors]
Where are you taking them?
-Wors!
-[Wors] It'll be okay.
I love you, bro.
We'll open the main gate
and clear a path to the exit.
You go find your friends
and then we'll meet back up.
Whatever you do,
don't get spotted
because we won't
come back for you.
Whatever,
just make sure there's an exit.
-Okay?
-Alex...
Just remember our deal.
And don't fuck it up!
Are you ready
to spill some blood?
-[chuckles]
-[intense music]
[soldier] Move, move,
move, move!
Get in! Move, move, move!
-Wait, wait, wait!
-[soldier] Move!
-Wait!
-[soldier] Move!
Get in!
[indistinct yelling, screaming]
-Let us out!
-Please, let us out!
[gas hissing]
[all screaming]
-[gas hissing]
-[all screaming]
You are in the presence
of a genius right now.
Elon Musk,
Martin Bingus, and now me!
Unfortunately,
no one's going to know who I am.
But I'm going
to change the world!
I have changed the world!
None of you guys
are gonna be there to see it.
But everything's
going to be better now.
-Everybody's going to be happy--
-[Ronald] Sir!
Sir, please! We need your help.
My friend's not well.
We need... we need a doctor.
What seems to be the problem?
You people just don't get it.
[Ronald] Sorry, I...
I... I can't hear you.
[Wors] You're gonna need to
speak a little louder.
He's, uh...
he's deaf in one ear.
I said-- [groans]
[Ronald] Hold him! Hold him!
-[Wors] Get the keys!
-[keys jingling]
I've got it!
[Society] How's it, my brother?
[tense electronic music]
Society?
You are finally ready, my China.
It's time!
Bada bing, bada boom!
[tense electronic
music continues]
I never thought I'd actually
ever say this, but...
maybe this isn't the best time
for me to get high.
That will make you see things
nobody's ever seen.
You will do things
nobody's ever done.
That's not any normal narcotic.
That will make you run faster,
jump higher.
You'll think faster
than the speed of light,
my brother.
Go save your friends.
[gasps]
This isn't gonna make me...
Fuck it!
[tense music]
[exhales sharply]
[pants]
Shit.
[voice distorts]
It's getting hot in here.
-Can I have one of those?
-[growls]
[Society] No.
[growls]
[grunts, breathes deeply]
[distorted grunts, snarls]
And the good guys always win.
So, ergo,
we must be the good guys.
Ah...
Gosh, did you
see that lady's head explode?
Yeah! Yeah, she was like,
"Please don't kill me!"
and I'm like, "Nah".
-[mimics gun sounds]
-[both laugh]
Anyway, how's your
sister doing? She all right?
She's good! She misses you.
[suspenseful music]
[scoffs] Shit!
[alarms buzzing]
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
[indistinct clamor]
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
That's the last one.
Did you see Offley?
Where's Ronald?
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
Security breach.
[Wors, distorted]
Ronald, are you okay, my bru?
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
Jesus Christ!
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
[Ronald] Brothers!
-[gunshot]
-[soldiers grunt]
[Ronald] Stop fucking around!
Get the guns!
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
I really wanna dance.
Don't you guys wanna dance?
-[rapid gunshots]
-[wailing, screaming]
-Another two down!
-Another two souls lost!
Ronald's definitely
not getting into heaven.
There's another four coming!
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
I really think
it's working, man.
[grunts, breathes heavily]
But I'm feeling...
I'm feeling pretty good.
You know,
I don't feel scared at all.
I'm... I'm feeling invincible!
[voice distorting]
You know? I can do anything!
-[grenade explodes]
-[screams]
Whoo! [chuckles]
What the fuck is that?
I'll suck your dick,
whatever you want.
I'm not gonna die
without one last bang!
You can see him?
Of course,
I can fucking see him!
There's a horrible, fat little
blue ghoul sitting right there!
Has he been there
the entire time?
Sockle's always been here, baby!
Are you guys fucking mal?
-What are you talking about?
-[screams]
Got you, fuckers!
-[gunshots]
-[soldiers screaming, groaning]
[breathes heavily]
What just happened?
We're never gonna
talk about that,
but let's head that way.
[all grunt, groan]
-Who the fuck is that?
-[gunshot]
-[gunshot]
-[grunts]
The rest of you go look
for another exit.
Yeah.
[grunts]
[grunts]
[panting]
-[gunshot]
-[music concludes]
[chuckles] Just couldn't
wait your turn.
You impatient fuck.
I fucking dare you to shoot me.
-I fucking dare you!
-Ronald, shut the fuck up!
I'm invincible.
Bullets can't hurt me!
Just try it! I dare you!
-Shoot me!
-Okay.
[gunshot]
-Nope, not a thing.
-You can't feel that?
No. Nothing.
What about now?
Mm-mm.
Come on, you have to feel that!
No. Not a thing.
You okes are fucked in the head.
Kill them!
[tense music]
-[grenade rattles]
-[gas hisses]
-Oh, fuck!
-[Ronald] Alex!
[mutters indistinctly,
whimpers]
-Oh, fuck!
-[groans]
[cries, screams]
-[screams]
-[gurgles]
[both groan, shout]
[distant wailing]
You're alive!
She's alive!
You came to save us!
You kinda left it
to the last minute
-but I'm not complaining.
-[screams]
-Gotta pick your moment, right?
-Right.
Holy shit, that looks bad!
Are you okay?
Oh, this?
Almost forgot about that.
-[all groaning, wailing]
-[squelching]
Are you high right now?
He's higher
than a giraffe's pussy.
-And that's high!
-Good one, Sockle.
It's a classic! [chuckles]
Guys, we really need to
find Pap. Now!
Yeah, I think
I know where he is.
-Let's go!
-[Alex] Let's go!
Hey, 2-Bit!
Hey, where's everybody going?
-[gas hissing]
-[screaming]
[alarms blaring]
[music intensifies]
[all grunt]
Offley, where have you been?
We need to get out of here! Now!
[grunts]
[grunts]
-[Wors] Pap!
-Wors, slow down!
[Wors] Pap, where are you?
-[rapid gunshots]
-[both grunt]
Pap!
[grunts, screaming]
[intense electronic music]
[Alex] Hurry up!
2-Bit, come on!
-[soldier] There they are!
-[rapid gunfire]
[music fades]
No, no, no, no, no...
-[sobs]
-[Ronald] It's Pap.
-[inhales sharply]
-The fuck?
[Ronald] Jesus!
-[sobs]
-Wors...
I love you, brother.
[somber music]
[Ronald] I'm sorry, my friend.
He's gone.
-[inhales sharply]
-[Ronald] Fuck!
I'm tripping out!
Um, Pap, how are you...
What?
Is it bad?
-It's, uh...
-It's not great.
I-- I'm pretty sure
you can just tuck it...
[Wors] Don't do that,
don't do that, don't do that!
[chuckles]
I got an idea!
[chuckles]
-[screams]
-[gunshots]
[indistinct yelling]
2-Bit, hurry up!
-[gunfire continues]
-[alarms blaring]
We're leaving!
[wailing, screaming]
[groaning, shouting]
2-Bit you're my Wookiee!
[laughs] I don't know
what I'm shooting at!
-[wails]
-Move! Move!
-[indistinct yelling]
-[explosion]
[Clover] Come on, let's go!
[Ronald] Where we going?
We're raiding the City Hall.
[Alex] It's cool,
they're with us!
This way!
[alarm blaring]
2-Bit, let's go!
We're going to the City Hall!
Wait, 2-Bit,
my balls are hurting.
[squeals]
I have reduced
the number of homeless people
in this city to basically zero.
Thank you. Thank you.
You'll never again
have to see another home--
[intense music]
[coughing]
Fuck!
-[rapid gunshots]
-[grunting]
[grunts]
[screams]
-[grunts]
-[screams]
[Ronald] Come on!
[screaming]
[screams]
-[gunshots]
-[Ronald] Keep moving!
...polluting the streets
of our beautiful city
ever again.
Go, I'll take it from here.
Are you sure?
Let's move!
-And I promise that--
-[crowd clamoring]
What the fuck is that?
Down with
the fucking government!
Now, just everybody calm down!
We don't want this party
turning into a massacre!
Massacre sounds good to me!
[laughs]
[glass shatters]
[Mayor Mostert]
What the fuck is this?
Shoot the fuckers!
Kill them all!
[heavy electronic music]
[screams]
[crowd clamoring]
[screams]
Keep moving forward!
[speaker] Put your mask on!
[screams]
[groans, grunts]
[screams]
Go, go, go!
[all screaming]
[gunshots]
[screams]
[Ronald grunts]
-The fucker's getting away!
-[Alex] Let's move!
[Wors] Let's kill that cunt!
-[gunshots continue]
-[cheering, laughing]
[grunts]
[grunting, yelling]
[screams]
[screams]
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
You let me go now,
I promise, no repercussions.
Water under the bridge.
Think about it.
What have you
actually achieved, huh?
Nothing!
Everybody still hates you!
You're still
the lowest of the low.
You pieces of shit!
You... you filthy fucking hobos!
You're goddamn street trash!
-No, no, no... [screaming]
-[music intensifies]
[groans]
[groaning, choking]
[gentle music]
[sighs]
It's over.
Alex...
no matter where you go,
there you are.
Oy vey!
[Ronald chuckles softly]
[Mayor Mostert whispers]
Street trash...
Filthy trash...
I'm the fucking mayor.
You're gonna have to
suck my di--
[indistinct chatter]
People were shouting
and screaming and vomiting.
Like they've never seen
a meat sock before.
And that's why
they call me Sockle.
-Come on, let's go.
-[Sockle] Not this time, kid.
-Sockle's gotta go now.
-[somber music]
Gotta sow my wild oats
with all the other boys
and girls out there.
-So many holes, so many people.
-Why do you have to go?
I've taught you
everything I know, 2-Bit.
My work is done here.
But if you ever need me,
you know where to find me.
[music fades]
["New Day" by Ten Athlone]
-You okay?
-Mm-hm.
[groans] This bullet's
really starting to hurt now.
-I'm never taking drugs again.
-[all laugh]
["Street Trash" by Ten Athlone]
It's not paranoia if they're
Really coming for you
When you're living
On the street
All the people know you
By your name
All the strangers that
You meet
Ain't nobody looking
Out for fame
But then
The nightmares start
When the green mist comes
For you
You hide, you run
You fight
Because nobody gives a hoot
They call us street trash
But we know where it's at
We see all the wheeling
Going down
[music stops]
Sir.
Where to next?
Though the cops
Provide the heat
Old newspapers
Are your only fur
It's all fun and games
Until you lose an eye
Or an ear or a nose
Or half your toes
Toes
It's not paranoia
If they're really
Coming for ya
Get up, get down
Just don't stay in town
Sing it girls
Street trash
Street trash
Street trash
Street trash
Night creeps
City streets
Jackels marching to the beat
Night and day
Through the town
Fight our way
Through ups and downs
Anywhere, we don't care
In or out is our fresh air
You don't see us
But we're there
Sometimes in our underwear
Keep you safe in your bed
When they're crawling
Through your head
Doesn't matter what you say
You think you're great
But we're okay
Living in a garbage stash
Every day is street trash
Every day is street trash
Every day is street trash
All right
This is the best part
[upbeat electronic music plays]
["New Day" by Ten Athlone]
Underneath
A pale blue moon light
All alone on the avenue
You came into my life
In the fury
Of a violent night
Through the green fog
Of destruction
You found my guiding light
You helped me through it all
In the fury
Of a violent night
But now tomorrow comes
And we've got to pick up
The pieces
Of the friends we lost
And the friends we gained
On the streets
Where our lives began
There's nothing left
To the old
-Do it! Just put it in.
-I can't.
Come on,
it'll make you feel nice!
But I don't even know
what you are!
Doesn't matter. A hole's a goal.
We're just a couple of guys
helping each other out,
making a little fucky-fucky!
Okay. But you can't tell anyone.
Who am I gonna tell, huh?
Look, it's winking at ya.
[2-Bit exhales]
[mic feedback]
[lab doctor]
Bring in volunteer number 85.
[buzzer buzzes]
[homeless man grunts]
[groans]
-[lab assistant groans]
-[homeless man gasps, groans]
[lab assistant] Come.
Thanks man!
[groans, breathes heavily]
Let's go, let's go.
Come.
[ominous music]
Careful with my jacket, okay?
It's got my stuff in it.
[groans shakily] Kinky.
-[laughs]
-[chuckles]
You didn't write down
your next of kin.
Sorry, my what?
-Am I still gonna get paid?
-[lab assistant grunts]
[doctor] Volunteers receiving a
dose of synthesized sustrate...
You gonna put that needle
in me?
-...V282.
-Wait, wait, stop!
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait! [grunts]
[doctor] At 14:31.
[homeless man grunts]
Is it supposed to be itchy?
It's really itchy, man.
[groans]
Man, it burns!
[grunting, groaning]
What the fuck is this man?!
Ah, it's in my legs! Ah!
[screams]
[breathing heavily]
[breathing shakily]
[ominous music]
[breathing shakily]
-[liquid dripping]
-[breathing heavily, shakily]
[breathing intensifies]
[groans heavily]
[screams]
Clarence, get back in there!
[groans]
[retches]
[retches]
[groans, breathes heavily]
[screaming]
[screaming continues]
[groans]
[grunts intensely]
-[bone snaps]
-[screams]
Fuck!
It worked.
[loud rock music]
[news anchor]
Take your dream holiday
of a lifetime
to Cape Town, South Africa.
Explore the Mother City
and the wonderful wildlife.
Mayhem in the city.
Homeless are fighting
against the government.
As always, people are fighting
for their rights.
Unemployment is at 90%.
Mayor Mostert
is killing us slowly!
He's taken everything from us!
[news anchor] Working with
the government shows
that you are in
a high percentage of the rich.
Middle class becomes smaller
and smaller each year with the--
Businesses are shutting down
due to corporate monopolies
leading to unemployment
and more homelessness.
In other news,
hundreds of drones
have been released
by Mayor Mostert
to service our streets
and keep them--
With Cape Town experiencing
frequent power cuts,
the need for rechargeable
powerhouse sources
that has led
to lithium shortages
and skyrocketing battery prices.
Now authorities continue
to search
for this elusive Rat King.
Well, we all know the Rat King
is the ringleader
in black market operations,
and the distribution
of anti-government propaganda.
Well, you heard--
[news anchor 2] The government
has been recruiting children
for training programmes.
The mayor was quoted today
that this will only make
our city stronger,
and a brighter future
for us all.
Nobody wants to fuck!
I don't know what to say!
Nobody out here
is getting laid.
If there's anybody out there
that wants to f--
[news anchor 3]
The last known rhino
has being killed by poachers--
[news anchor 4] It's the eighth
consecutive year
of Mayor Mostert.
Will he be re-elected?
[ominous music]
[electrical crackling]
Come here! Come on!
Come here, motherfucker!
Come here!
Come here, motherfucker!
Go around!
Come here, motherfucker!
I'll get you, you fuck!
[jangly electronic music]
Hey!
Get on the fucking radio!
If you see that piece of shit
you tell me where the fuck--
-Fuck!
-[exclaims] I'm coming for you!
Poes!
Wait up!
You fucking cunt,
come here!
[Officer Maggot] Don't you go
up there!
Oh, my God, cramp!
Jesus Christ, my legs!
Oh, my God! Jesus!
Come here, you little fuck!
Jesus! Oh, my God!
[Officer Maggot grunts]
Don't you turn that corner!
No!
Come back!
[Officer Maggot groans, grunts]
Oh, my God! My God!
[exclaims] Whoo!
[Officer Maggot] Cunt!
Get the fuck outta the way!
[Society]
Twelve hours erect! Dick dust!
Dick dust! Twelve hours erect!
-Twelve whole hours!
-Society!
-[grunts]
-Dick dust? 12 hours erect?
-[Ronald] For real?
-Would I lie to you? [laughs]
-[Ronald] And that vial?
-The vial?
[laughs] Not for you!
Motherfucker!
Hey! [speaks indistinctly]
Come here!
Come here, motherfucker!
[quacks]
[Officer Maggot]
Wait! You little fuck!
[Ronald] Fuck you! [grunts]
Just stay down!
-Oh, God, what the fuck...
-[Ronald groans]
...did you throw in my face?
[Society] Twelve hours erect!
Twelve!
What the fuck?
What are you looking at?
Fuck you. Move!
Chef!
The gate!
Chef, get the gate!
-[gasps]
-[Ronald] Get to the gate!
Hey, everyone!
This pervert cop's got a boner,
and he's trying to fuck me
in the arse!
[crowd clamoring, laughing]
[Officer Maggot]
Fucking motherfucker!
-[groans]
-[gate slams shut]
[groans in pain]
[exclaims, screams in agony] Ah!
[exclaims] What the fuck
are you looking at?
[exclaims, screams in agony]
What the hell
were you two doing?
Were you kerfuffling?
Did you take it up the tuchus?
Look, I'm not judging.
It's just... He's a cop.
So, did you get the battery?
Of course, I've got it.
Hey, get that khazer thing
away from me!
-I don't know where it's been.
-Suit yourself.
[both sigh]
Mazel tov, though.
It's been a while since
I've seen one of those things.
Yeah, it's been
pretty dry out there these days,
and guys like Boner Cop
don't make it exactly
any easier.
But luckily...
I have you to watch my back.
Oy vey!
Get that Schmeckle away!
Oh, shit! I forgot about that.
I really shouldn't let it go
to waste.
[spits]
Or I could just use
the 12 o'clock trick.
The 12 o'clock trick?
Yeah, it's when
you shove your dick
behind your belt straight up
at 12 o'clock.
Put it in stealth mode.
Why are you telling me this?
[Slade] ...are mean people...
-Are nutcases! [laughs]
-Easy, easy, easy...
Easy, guys!
No need to hurt me, okay?
Okay, lemme just see
what I've got in my bag, okay?
-[grunts loudly]
-[groans]
[Alex groans] Fuck.
-[grunts]
-Ronald.
No. Keep your schnose out of it.
If she's not one of them,
she's one of us.
[Alex groans, grunts]
[Ronald] Woah, woah, woah, woah,
woah, woah! Clover!
My man!
-Let's be civil.
-For fuck's sake, Ronald!
You can't save
-every stray you find.
-Oh, I can't, can I?
Look at Chef!
He was a fucking loser
before I came along.
Did you know that
he was actually skinny
before he ended up
on the streets?
And just look at him now!
Man, I love that fat,
podgy face!
Oy va voy!
[Slade]
Think I'm gonna pass out!
Why is it always violence
with you guys?
Can't we just make
a deal? Huh?
Nobody gets hurt,
and everybody walks away happy.
Kind of.
It's gonna have to be
a pretty fucking good deal.
A fresh new battery
for your boss.
I know the Rat King
is fond of these.
-One week.
-One week? That's it?
Inflation's getting out
of control.
Hugs and kisses to the Rat King.
[Alex grunts]
[Alex breathing heavily,
groans, grunts]
You didn't need to do that!
[Ronald] Oh, I'm sorry. My bad.
I didn't realize you enjoyed
getting the shit kicked out
of yourself.
What, you guys here
to shake me down too?
You think I've got it easy,
and you've got it tough?
I'm on my own out here, pal.
-You owe us a battery.
-No, she doesn't.
You're good.
[gentle music]
-It's okay.
-[sighs]
-It's okay.
-[breathes heavily]
-It's okay!
-[sighs]
Uh-uh, it's just another mouth
to feed,
another noch-schlepper.
There's no way
she's coming home with us.
No fucking way!
-[Ronald grunts]
-[wood clatters]
[Alex] Thank you!
[metallic plates rattling]
[music playing over radio]
Huh? Nice, huh?
[Alex] Yeah, it's, uh...
It's a cosy-looking spot.
Man, you should've seen
this place before we renovated.
The Chi was way off.
But now it's got a... a nice,
-open flow.
-[chuckles softly]
Cool, man.
Sounds great.
-[Pap screaming]
-Jesus!
-[Pap screaming]
-What the...
-What the fuck is that thing?
-Stop! Stop!
What the fuck is on its face?
What's wrong with my face?
[Ronald] He's a friend.
He's part of the crew.
Oh, shit. Sorry, man. Uh...
it's, uh...
it's nice to meet you.
Jesus, Ronald,
this kin nearly gave me
a poes klap!
What's with all the, uh...
Oh, this?
Just the latest and greatest in
stealth camouflage technology.
Nobody sees you coming.
I've been here
for about three hours.
Nobody suspected a thing.
There hasn't been anyone here
for three hours.
[Chef farts]
-Yassis, Chef!
-Jesus!
Have you been eating
dead pigeons again, my bru?
-Ha!
-Haha, I told you,
couch camouflage
-is fucking bullshit.
-You are fucking delusional.
You got caught way before me.
The only reason I broke cover
is because Chef
is poisoning me
with his rancid insides.
Top up?
You read my mind.
[laughs]
[Ronald]
I present to you, the twins!
The delightful Pap
and Wors!
It is quite moreish, isn't it?
The most incredible crackheads
that you'll ever meet.
And vegan friendly.
-Well, kind of.
-If two vegans have an argument,
is it considered beef?
[all laughing]
Oh! And this is Offley.
Hi, Offley!
Tell me something,
has she met 2-Bit, yet?
Ah, 2-Bit
is the fucking best, hey!
No, Sockle!
[intense music starts]
Shut up now!
-But scary.
-[Wors] Very scary.
Absolutely not!
Great guy overall!
Forget about it!
I won't leave my kids
with him, you know?
You stupid.
You think I'm stupid?
You're the idiot, man!
-Beautiful eyes!
-[laughs]
[laughs]
[tense electronic music]
Is he okay?
Yeah, he's fine.
He's always just talking
to himself.
More like an imaginary friend.
Oh, Sockle's real, all right!
If I wasn't real,
could I do this?
-Ronald, where's the battery?
-[chuckles]
I-- I dropped it.
He gave it away.
-[Ronald] Chef?
-You gave it away?
-I, um... I tr-- traded it.
-For what?
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.
I didn't ask
for any of this! Okay?
I didn't need rescuing.
It's every man
for himself out there,
and I can look after myself
just fine.
[scoffs] You've got a lot
to learn, Bubala.
You're not going to get far
thinking like that.
Not around here anyway.
What are we going to do
for dinner?
Can't cook without power.
And we've got no gas.
Everyone's having sleep
for dinner.
I'm fucking starving!
I can cook up a batch
-of my salty scrotum stew.
-[shushes] Shut up! Enough!
[announcer over PA]
Citywide curfew
is now in effect.
You are ordered
to remain in your homes,
and off the streets.
Failure to comply
will result in prosecution.
Well, I guess that's bedtime
for all of us too.
You too, Alex.
We need you fresh for tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
What's happening tomorrow?
There's a mattress
and some covers over there.
There's also a dildo,
but no batteries.
[sighs] Okay.
Night, Offley!
Shit! I'm horny!
Aren't you horny?
[mysterious music]
[moans, groans]
-[moans]
-[mysterious music]
[Ronald]
So basically, what I'm saying
is that street people
are like onions.
-We can make you cry.
-No.
[Chef] We have
a characteristically bad smell?
Yeah, that too,
but what I mean is...
-[upbeat electronic music]
-...we have layers.
So the first layer
is direct contact with the skin.
The second layer is insulation,
which keeps you warm,
and the third layer
is the shell layer,
which protects you
from the rain, and the wind.
So, food. What is food?
Anything can be food.
A can of hummus stuffed
in a drainpipe.
Some frozen matzah balls
guarded by wild dogs.
But you've got to be clever.
Dairy and fats. Not great.
Give you a case of the shits
like you won't believe.
[farts]
Now, if you're really desperate,
you can try eating fucking rats.
This place is great,
because it's crawling
with the fuckers.
Coming in and out all day,
shitting in the frozen goods,
pissing on the rice,
having little fucking rat orgies
in the quinoa.
You don't want this. Trust me.
Oh, man! Fuckin' khaza again!
Maybe next time.
The first rule of fighting
is to try and avoid it
at all costs.
Violence is the last refuge
of the incompetents.
-[chuckles softly]
-Okay, so,
Chef is gonna come at me
in slow motion.
Watch carefully.
[tense music]
[groans] And...
knife to the neck.
-[grunts] Fuck, Chef!
-[Alex giggling]
-Just the punch, no knife.
-[Chef] Oh, okay.
-[sighs] Okay. Again.
-Okay.
[groans] Dragon claw to the eye.
[grunts, chuckles softly]
You see what I did there?
The most important thing
is choosing the right moment.
-That's key.
-Tiger claw!
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
So, what if you
have no choice?
What if you have to fight?
Yeah, well... [sighs]
...I guess you just have
to get your arse beaten then.
Well, we'll... we'll go again.
In slow motion. Okay?
Chef?
-[groans]
-Chef, where you going?
[Chef exclaims, grunts]
[upbeat music]
Remember when you bake
Your cake
To always let it rise
Da-da, da-da!
With added
Medical grade cocaine
To take away the pain!
Ha!
Thank you very much.
[chuckles] Okay, okay, okay.
Think I've got it.
[clears throat]
[Ronald]
Okay, Alex, Chef, line up.
Alex, don't worry.
Chef will not hurt you.
-I promise.
-[Chef grunts, exclaims] Fuck!
-[Alex chuckles]
-[Chef] God!
-What'd you do that for?
-Pick your moment, right?
[Chef] I'm bleeding!
I'm bleeding!
-That was...
-[Chef groans, exhales sharply]
...that was
actually really good.
Are you okay, baby?
How long have you
been standing there for?
Are you a fighter?
[ominous music builds]
[chuckles]
[sirens blaring]
[Mayor Mostert] So, uh,
thank you to the press...
Another day, another speech.
And I know I can count on you
for your continued support
in the upcoming elections.
He's the reason they shut
my family's business down,
made the rule,
taking away the factories
from the working class,
and made it government only.
It sends hundreds of these,
uh, these beautiful drones
around the city to...
[imitates suction]
...suck up all the, uh,
the nasty little, um...
[Mayor Mostert] ...uh...
particles. CO2 particles,
that is.
Uh... save the planet,
and all that.
Oh, they said to me, "Clive..."
[chuckles]
"...you can't do that!"
And I said to them, "Watch me!"
And you should have seen them
-watch me.
-[guard] Move along!
Are you talking to us?
He wants us to move along.
We're moving!
-[crowd applauding]
-[guard] Move along.
[announcer over PA]
Vote now. Vote now.
So, using the site samples
gathered from
the New York incident in 1986,
we were able to synthesize
the Viper compound
and reproduce it artificially
on a massive scale.
And bind it
to an aerosol medium,
which really opens--
Who's this person talking
right now?
Actually, scratch that,
I don't care who you are.
Just show me
how my baby boy is doing.
Yes, sir. Um, right this way.
[one-eyed woman] Cocksuckers
better let me out of here,
I'll rip your shriveled
little dicks off!
[groans] Oh, God.
What the fuck is that?
...between my teeth
like they're fucking grapes!
I could have sworn, I said
I wanted them exterminated.
Not threatening me
with a good time.
I'll rip open your jaws,
and I'll shit down
-your throats!
-Initiating...
[one-eyed woman]
I'll fucking piss in your eyes!
...demonstration
of aerosol Viper-283.
-Prepare to--
-You fucking cocksuckers...
Um, you gonna need these.
[sinister music]
If this doesn't work...
I think you would be
a perfect test subject
for the rectal delivery system.
Don't you?
-[chuckles nervously]
-[sighs]
[one-eyed woman
speaks indistinctly]
Smile!
[one-eyed woman]
Get me out of here!
It's your lucky day, old hag.
Let me fucking out of here!
-Let's see what you got.
-[machine whirring]
[subdued machine whirring]
Fuckers! Fuckers!
[whimpers] Fuck you!
[whimpers, coughs]
[coughs]
[pants, coughs intensely]
[squeals, breathing heavily]
[squeals, screams]
[screams]
[screams]
-[bone snaps, cracks]
-[blood spurts]
-[screams, wails]
-[body squelching]
[screams]
[gurgles, grunts]
[gurgles, grunts, chokes]
[groans, chokes]
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
That's what I'm talking about.
That was incredible.
[laughs hysterically]
[laughs hysterically]
What the fuck?
[unsettling music]
[inhales sharply, smooches]
[Chef] I mean, think about it,
that's all I'm saying.
Weird elf guy,
flies into kids' rooms at night,
promising them they'll be
young forever.
He's a pedo, for sure.
-You're full of shit.
-[horn honks]
Peter Pan is the hero,
and he defeats Hook.
But how do you think
Captain Hook got to Neverland
in the first place?
Pan kidnapped him,
and then he tosses him away
when he gets too old.
[Alex] Guys!
The guy's one sick motherfucker!
-Right?
-Alex, what are you doing?
[Alex] Just be cool.
Wait for me.
So, what happens
to the rest of the Lost Boys?
He kills them
when they get too old.
[clicks tongue] Kaput!
Oh, my God.
So, you're telling me that Hook
is actually the hero?
Of course, he is.
He's the only one
that ever stands up to Pan.
Pan's the ultimate villain,
he's basically a serial killer,
and he treats Wendy
like a shiksa.
And don't get me started
on Tinkerbell.
[Alex] Guys!
[upbeat percussive music]
[Ronald] Wait for us!
Chef, come on!
[chuckles]
[Chef yells indistinctly]
Okay, everybody,
come and get it. [grunts]
Courtesy of Mayor Mostert
-and his goons. [laughs]
-[Wors] Nice!
Okay, ten points and go.
Fanny, Minky, Foofy, Vajayjay,
Bean, Manny, Ellen, uh,
flower, fandango,
penis fly trap,
um... [chuckles]
...axe wound, and,
uh, there's another one--
Noo-noo! And beef curtains.
[chuckles] Very good. Well done.
Thank you. Okay, uh,
20 points. It tastes like...
So, what happened was,
we're running after
this forklift.
Can you believe it?
A fucking forklift?
I don't want to play
this game anymore.
-[Chef] Brilliant!
-Wait, wait, wait, wait!
What?
-What if it's poisoned?
-Oh, we stole it from them.
-Yes?
-Woah, woah, woah, woah!
You said you stole it
from City Hall, right?
I just said that!
What if it's a trap?
But then, if they knew
that we knew it was a trap,
and if we stole it from them,
then they would know
that we would know
that they knew it was poisoned.
So naturally,
the only logical thing to do
would be to drink it.
[Chef burps] Good shit.
Hey Offley, you want some?
Okay, but you're missing out.
I was in the army with Chef,
and I spent
almost two years on the border.
Saw some
of the most horrific shit
that, like, fried my brain.
And after I was discharged,
the government
didn't give a fuck!
And that's how I landed up here
on the streets.
[groans]
Kak, man.
I'll tell you this guy's story.
[chuckles] He's a real sicko!
He gets more ass
than a toilet seat.
[Pap] On the weekends,
Ronald visits
a little weekly gathering
called, "Sex Addicts Anonymous."
Every single person that I see,
I really...
-wanna fuck them.
-[tense music]
And I wonder,
what they'll be like in bed.
I wanna run my tongue...
along their inner thighs.
Makes me rock hard.
I'm not gay,
-but 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
-[bell dinging]
[Pap] One client
is usually not enough.
You got to at least get two.
[Alex] Why two?
-[till dinging]
-[woman moans]
[Pap] So, he has enough
to visit the meeting
across the street.
I lost my whole family.
I can't lie...
I've been dying to party.
Imagine the person
in front of you,
is your brother...
your father, your mother.
[Society mumbles]
[mumbles]
Ooh... I want that!
Uh-uh.
That's not for you, stranger.
You're not ready for that.
Didn't mean to steal money
from their purse.
[Ronald] Hey!
I never got your name.
I am Society.
[Counsellor]
Taking one step closer
to being healed.
Okay, so you go
to Sex Addicts Anonymous
for clients,
and you go
to Narcotics Anonymous to score?
-[chuckles]
-[laughs] That is so fucked up.
That's fucked up?
You think that's fucked up?
I'll tell you what's fucked up.
These two fucking weirdos
created the most nasty,
disgusting, unspeakable drug
I've ever heard of.
[intense dubstep music]
[exclaims] What the fuck, guys?
Cat shit?
In our defense,
that shit was dope.
Yeah, that shit was fire
to be honest.
Listen to
these chickenshit kids!
Back in my day,
I was boofing two ounces
a night.
-[groans]
-[laughs]
Sunshine, you're next.
Sparkle, finger my ass.
Oh, yeah, this is great!
-Ronald.
-Hm?
Come,
I wanna show you something.
-Really?
-Yeah, come!
[car engine revving in distance]
2-Bit, are you okay?
Do you wanna ask me something?
You're killing me here, 2-Bit.
If you're not going to fuck her,
then I will.
My dick is hard and ready to go.
Either that,
or I'm skull-fucking Wors
over there!
This is Moo-Moo,
and this is Kitty.
Oh...
nice.
[sighs]
[tense music]
[drone beeping]
[drone beeping]
[drone beeping]
[drone whirring, beeping]
[announcer over PA] Greetings.
On behalf of Mayor Mostert,
we would like to offer you
a non-perishable edible slab
to say thanks
for your continued existence.
Fuck off!
Do you know
who you're talking to?
-[gas hisses]
-[groans]
[coughs, groans]
[wheezes, whines]
-[groans]
-[squelching]
[drone whirring]
[groans]
-[groans, grunts]
-[body squelching]
-[bone snaps]
-[screams]
[drone beeping]
[pants, groans]
[groaning]
[groaning]
-[bone snaps]
-[screams]
[screams, groans]
[squeals, screams]
[pants, muffled groans]
[gas hisses]
[muffled groans, squeals]
-[drone beeping]
-[man screams]
-[bang]
-[liquid splatters]
-But Alex...
-[playful music]
...Alex.
When you first came to us,
I didn't like you.
But now...
now, I know you're a mensch.
[chuckles]
You're the best thing
that ever happened to us.
And I love you.
And I hope you do not die.
[music stops]
Hey, who turned off the music?
-[glass shatters]
-[Chef yelps]
[ominous synth music]
Well, well, well...
-What's going on here?
-Fuck, it's the Rat King guys.
We've got a few freaks
getting freaky!
[Ronald] A week already.
Ronald. Time's up.
Rat King wants to see her.
Our schedule's pretty much arses
to ankles right now, guys.
So, just give me your details
and I'll-- [grunts]
-[laughs]
-[laughs]
[Ronald groans, pants]
We're not
fucking around, Ronald.
She's coming with us.
Who the fuck turned off
the music?
It was this fucker
right here.
-Give him a kiss, 2-Bit.
-[Clover grunts]
Fuck!
Rat King won't stand
for this, Ronald!
We know where to hit you
where it hurts.
[siren blares]
Are you going
for a midnight stroll?
Why are you awake?
-[sighs]
-I can't sleep.
I never can.
I think I might've been a bat
in a previous life.
[chuckles softly]
[exhales deeply]
Listen, I get it.
Don't pretend to know me,
because you don't.
[sniffs]
-[clears throat]
-You're all alone in this world.
You've lost every person
that you've ever cared about,
and you don't trust anyone
anymore,
'cause every time
that you've let your guard down,
let somebody in...
they've betrayed you.
Every single time.
Fuck you.
[voice breaks]
You don't fucking know me.
I lost both of my parents.
After they closed the factory,
we had no money.
My dad was killed trying to keep
the factory open
late at night
just to support us,
to put food in our mouths.
And after that, my mother died
of a broken heart.
She just gave up.
One morning, I went to go
and wake her up.
She was just dead.
I'm sorry that you had
to go through that.
And then my sister...
my baby sister.
She was ten years old
when the soldiers took her away.
The one day I went to go
and get food for us,
and by the time I got back,
she was being loaded
into the back of a truck
with the other kids.
And I ran after that truck
as fast as I could.
I tried my best to keep up,
but I just,
I couldn't.
I couldn't keep up.
Everything inside me
told me to keep going
when I couldn't anymore,
but I just kept on going.
I got left in the dust
like everyone else.
And it kills me. [sobs]
It kills me not knowing
what happened to her... [sobs]
...what she might've had
to go through.
I've been alone... [sobs]
...for so long, Ronald.
It's all that I know. [sobs]
[breathes heavily]
[voice breaks] You know...
it's not your fault.
It's gonna be okay.
I promise. I promise.
-Okay?
-[sniffles, sobs]
It's going to be okay.
[ominous music]
[sniffles, sobs]
Help! Please, help him.
Please, help us.
[groans] Oh, my God!
Let me help you there, sir.
Get away from us,
you filthy, piece of shit hobos.
Can't you see we're businessmen?
But my brother, look at him.
He's so ill, man.
Please help us!
I don't give a fuck about
your dying brother.
Now, piss off,
before I call the police,
you peasants.
I was on the way
to the stock market,
and I saw you being accosted
by those disgusting vagrants.
Insider trading, huh?
We should talk.
I'll get Linda
to call your people
and we can set up a brunch.
You know, us industrialists,
we... we need to stick together.
Anyway, I've got to run.
My labradoodle is having
her braces removed today.
Cheerio!
[grunts]
-Get a fucking job, you bum.
-[Ronald] Fuck you!
There's no red light here!
It's definitely in there,
just lemme know
if it's red or green.
Hey, hey, hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
Woah, woah, woah,
don't sneak up
on people like that.
[businessman] Stop her!
She's got my leather briefcase!
She stole it!
[chuckles] Yeah, world's first
vegan cryptocurrency!
SoyCoin! [chuckles]
Oopsie-daisy!
[laughs hysterically]
[groans, exclaims] Oh, my nose!
My beautiful nose! [cries]
[screams]
[sighs]
Remember us?
[unsettling music]
-Alex!
-Alex!
[Ronald] Alex!
Just look around.
Yeah, that's right.
We're giving away tasty,
nutritious food
to all the dregs of society.
I was walking down the street
and this little, uh...
-this dirty little vagrant...
-Where is everyone?
[Mayor Mostert]
...child comes up to me
and says,
"Clive, you do so much
for this city,
but my daddy and mommy
don't feed me."
So, I said to him,
"Well, then your mommy and daddy
better come on down
to the food parcel handout
on 5th Avenue."
[Alex groans]
[grunts weakly]
[pants]
-[Geep snarls, growls]
-[chain rattling]
-[Rat King coughs loudly]
-[machine beeps]
[spits, wheezes]
Old Geep
nearly got you there, hey!
Geep!
Come here, my little boy!
Come here!
I know what you want!
Oh, my special little
sauce boy!
[gasps]
[cooing indistinctly]
Gentle, good boy.
Suck my little foot.
Mm, you like Mommy's foot, hey?
I'm fucking done.
Just fucking kill me,
there's no way in fuck
I'm doing that.
I think Geep likes you.
-[wheezes]
-[Geep mumbles]
He wants his little friend
to stay.
Don't you, Geep?
-Look, I get it! I fucked up!
-[Geep mumbles]
Okay, I can--
I can get you what you need.
I can get you something
that you need.
Please, just--
I can't fucking be here anymore.
What's that, Geep?
[wheezes]
Is she being naughty?
[wheezes]
-Is she telling lies?
-[Alex] I can prove it!
Look...
I can get you a battery
that lasts you for months,
maybe even years.
-[Rat King wheezes]
-[chain rattles]
[sniffs]
[Rat King wheezes]
-[mumbles]
-[Geep mumbles]
[machine beeps]
Yep. [groans]
I'll give you...
one day.
[foreboding music]
Morning!
Cunts.
You seen this man?
-Liar.
-[indistinct chatter]
You? Huh?
And you, huh?
Motherfucking poes!
Hello!
Seen this man?
Look closely, you fucking idiot.
Cool, open your mouth.
Open your mouth. There we go!
You need a meal. Fuck off!
Where are you?!
-Here!
-[indistinct chatter]
One for you!
Hey, guys, check out the haul!
-Chef, you don't think you can--
-Nope!
[Wors] Hey, we didn't get any!
Oh, you didn't. I'm so sorry.
I think there's a couple
more back here.
-[grunts]
-Ah, here it is!
-[laughs]
-Oh, ple-- You're...
You're poes!
Fuck you!
Oh, they gave us
some sandwiches!
That's very generous!
I'll have some of these later.
Hey, what are you...
what are you doing?
No, that's mine!
[grunts]
[chuckles]
Chef! Chef! Are you okay?
Ah, I'm keeping shtum.
[sniffles]
I don't wanna talk about it.
Let's just go on.
Why you all got such
long faces, boys?
-What's up?
-Because we're hungry.
We're schmatters, we're broke.
And sober.
Ah, you got to stop sucking on
the dick of the man sometime.
Do it for yourselves, man. Fuck!
-Society.
-Hm?
Have you got any stock?
Funny thing that...
You know that
Society hasn't seen his supplier
for days. I think...
It's like he's gone missing,
he's just sort of...
disappeared, he's like...
vanished.
-So, you got nothing?
-Well, yeah, I mean,
keeping up appearances.
[mumbles]
-You still got the vial.
-Yes, I have.
I mean, if I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand times,
you're not ready for it yet.
Be careful out there, boys.
These are...
strange days.
[exhales, coughs]
[coughs]
[retches]
[breathes deeply]
[screams]
[screams]
Help me!
[screams]
announcer over PA]
Citywide curfew
is now in effect.
You are ordered to remain
in your homes.
Failure to comply
will result in prosecution.
So, there's this lonely guy,
keeps scaring the shit out
of his cat.
And he has this weird,
slutty fish
that just wants to get laid
all the time.
So, he makes this wish
upon a star
to turn a puppet
into a real boy.
So, now why does he want
a real boy, huh?
Oh, my fuck!
-Sex doll.
-Exactly.
This creepy clockmaker
wants a real boy.
Probably because he's tired
of the dick splinters
from Pinocchio's tight arse.
So, then this bitch blue
fairy shows up
and she turns him
into this kind of wooden zombie.
But she lays out all these rules
before he's really real.
He must be selfless, and brave,
and truthful
and all of this shit.
I mean, who the fuck
is this bitch anyway?
This is what I'm saying.
The kid is barely
ten seconds old,
and, uh, he can barely walk,
and she's going, "So long, bye,
can't help you anymore."
But before she goes
for some random reason,
she makes it so that whenever
he tells a lie, his nose grows.
And I bet Geppetto enjoyed
sitting on that nose, eh?
So, then the kids go off
to this pleasure island
and they get turned
into fucking donkeys,
which I'm pretty sure
is a metaphor for sex,
-child trafficking.
-Fuck, Chef.
You really are a deep thinker.
[Chef] There she is!
Alex.
Are you okay? What happened?
Hey, where were you?
We couldn't find you!
Guys, it is great to see you all
but we're in deep shit.
I'm-- I'm in deep fucking shit.
What do you mean?
I got jumped by more
of those Rat King weirdos,
and they took me underground.
And then there was like
this weird little guy
that was chained up like a dog
and then... Jesus, fuck,
the Rat King. She's, like,
hooked up to all these machines,
and they are not fucking
around this time. Okay?
If I don't get them
what I promised,
I'm totally fucked.
We got you, Alex.
They fuck with one of us,
they fuck with all us.
I can't let you guys
put yourselves in danger for me.
Well, we got you, kid.
Okay.
[sighs sharply] Thanks, guys.
[Chef] But what are we gonna do?
I think I've got a plan.
One of these.
-A flashlight?
-No, it's a suppository.
-That's a crack pipe.
-No, guys,
it's a drone.
[all] Oh!
[Alex] Okay, guys we've got
the alleyway over here,
the dumpster and the drain.
We move out, go down the street,
and make sure
the cops don't see us
and find a place
to set up a trap.
Chef and Wors you get behind
the dumpster and be ready.
Woah. Woah, woah. Hold on.
This isn't going to work.
I've got a medical condition.
I can't crouch.
Okay, then just stand.
No, that's not going
to work either.
Why not?
You're standing right now!
-[suspenseful music]
-No.
I'm going to keep watch,
and then Pap and Ronald,
you guys are gonna crouch
behind the dumpster.
-And when you get ready--
-No, no, no.
Ronald needs to be
on the roof with me.
What? Why am I on the roof?
Yeah, I think I'm being
underutilized in this plan.
[Alex] Okay,
we've got Chef and Wors
over here
and we've got Pap there.
[Chef] No, no, no,
that's not gonna work.
Chef is going to be here.
Maybe we put Pap
with his brother.
[Ronald] Yeah, but then
maybe Ronald
should rather be over here.
Listen, why don't
I just sit on the couch
and I'll keep watch from here?
Huh?
-No, I'm just saying!
-[indistinct chatter]
-[Pap] ...so emotional.
-[overlapping chatter]
[Alex] Guys, guys, guys, guys!
Guys! Please,
just shut the fuck up
and let me do what I need to do.
Pap, Wors,
you guys do your thing.
Chef, you're keeping watch.
2-Bit is the bait.
We wait until we hear
one of those drone things
-then Chef gives a signal.
-[indistinct chatter]
[Pap imitates the drone]
[Alex] Now, you wait until
the drone gets close enough
not too early, not too late.
As soon as you've driven
the drone back far enough,
me and Ronald
will spring the trap.
-Fucking drone.
-Fuck you, drone.
What if something goes wrong?
Nothing can go wrong,
this plan is bulletproof.
Holy shit!
-Hold on!
-[indistinct yelling]
[Ronald] Just jump off!
[indistinct clamor]
-[Ronald] Get off it!
-[indistinct shouting]
[Ronald] Now, 2-Bit!
[both scream]
[indistinct yelling]
2-Bit, hit that thing.
Hit, hit, hit!
[indistinct shouting]
I can't, they're young people.
[breathes heavily]
[pants heavily]
2-Bit, you okay?
Mazel tov! Mazel tov, guys!
I really love the teamwork.
It gave me such nachas!
Where the fuck were you, huh?
Oh, you know, I was schvitzing,
and you guys looked like
you had it all under control.
Besides, too many Chefs,
am I right?
-[all chuckle]
-Yeah, one Chef is
too many for me.
You were so good!
You were so good!
You remember when you were
hanging onto that thing?
Guys, shut the fuck up!
-[breathes heavily] Jesus!
-[all chuckle]
2-Bit,
you fucking saved us, man.
I would save that ass
for dessert.
I've got a big, fat, veiny one
with your name on it.
-2-Bit! 2-Bit!
-Not now!
[breathes heavily]
[drone] The mayor is Daddy.
Woah, woah,
it's saying something!
-[drone] Daddy! Daddy!
-Chef, be careful.
There might be some sort of
self-destruct mechanism
or something.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah...
-[drone] Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
-Chef, be careful!
-[drone] Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Viper-283-- [grunts]
[coughs]
-Chef!
-[chokes]
Are you okay?
-[exhales]
-[ominous music]
[chokes]
-[groans]
-Oh, fuck!
[Pap and Wors scream]
[Wors] Oh, my God,
what's happening?
[Ronald] Chef! Chef!
[all scream]
Chef! Oh, my God!
Chef!
Don't die on me!
Don't die on me, Chef!
Stop it!
Just fucking stop it!
He's dead already, man!
[ominous music continues]
Chef...
[Ronald]
I'm so sorry, my friend.
[sobs] It's my fault!
[Alex] Viper...
[Ronald sobs]
Fuck!
I'd give all my eskimo pies
for one more moment with him.
I'd give all my samosas.
-I'd give all my DVDs.
-I'd give my one good Nike.
I would give him all our meth.
I would give him
all our soylent greens!
I'd give him
my two-minute noodles!
-I'd give him my blanket!
-I'd give him Ronald's blanket!
Hey, we get it, guys!
We all miss him.
Sorry about your friend.
We'll fix this.
That robot was tuning
Mayor Mostert's its Daddy?
Yeah, that was mos kak weird.
Like, "Daddy," in a kinky way.
Yeah, just before Chef got...
-[imitates explosion sound]
-Must have been that gas--
I mean,
I don't know some sort of...
some sort of chemical weapon?
Fuck!
All those puddles everywhere,
all of that goo,
those were all people.
The fucking mayor!
[sobs] We gonna die.
We all gonna fucking die.
The mayor is fucking
melting people.
They're exterminating everybody.
[shushes]
Argh! It's just Offley!
Are you okay, Offley?
Chef's dead.
-[motivational music]
-Guys, Listen up!
Chef may be dead,
but we're all still here.
If we fall apart now,
we'll never take back
what is ours.
These are our streets,
our city!
Now is the time
to band together.
To show strength, to fight back
and take our revenge
on Mayor Mostert.
In honor of Chef's memory!
Will you ride with me?
2-Bit,
-that was really--
-Good.
Straight from the heart!
Those fuckers are gonna pay!
Martin Luther King,
"I have a dream," bro.
I am so fucking pumped.
-[both chuckle]
-The next fucking cop I see,
I'm gonna pull his
fucking head off!
Whoo!
Fuck, I love a good drive in!
All you pieces of shit,
get in the fucking van!
Oh, fuck.
It's Boner Cop!
Run!
[Ronald] Alex, get out of here!
[indistinct shouting]
Get the fucking drone!
Poes.
[announcer over PA]
For your own safety,
you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.
For your own safety,
you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.
For your own safety,
you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.
For your own safety,
you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.
For your own safety,
you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.
Oh, Jesus!
[tense music]
[pants]
[distant indistinct chatter]
Wait, no,
I just live up the road!
[old homeless man]
Mad man! You mad man!
[officer] Your cooperation
is greatly appreciated.
[van doors closing]
I hope Alex got away okay.
Where are they taking us?
I don't know.
Maybe it's just
temporary housing.
The smell of ass in here
is making me hungry!
Since there's a citywide
extermination going on,
I think that might be bullshit!
So, on the count of three,
when this fucking door opens,
we take them.
-We take them? What the fuck?
-We can't do that.
What happens if one of us
gets hurt again?
They're fucking killing us,
Ronald!
I'm-- I'm ready, my bro.
Are you ready?
Okay, 2-Bit, here we go!
Let's go, we're gonna do this.
Assholes and elbows, here we go.
2-Bit, you ready? The gang?
Everybody else,
are you ready to go?
[grunts] St... stop.
[soldier]
There's another one! Go, go!
[announcer over PA]
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
-Obey orders.
-Everybody just stick together.
We don't want to get lost
in the crowd.
[homeless person] Please!
-Please!
-[Ronald] Listen!
-Please!
-I can't help--
I can't die here! Please!
[announcer over PA] Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
[Ronald] Keep close.
[woman over PA]
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
[foreboding music]
Jesus.
Where is she?
Where's the Rat King?
Didn't make it.
We got a new boss now.
-That thing is your boss?
-[chuckles]
I don't know. I'm here
because I need your help.
From your old pal, the Rat King.
Everyone's gone.
We're all that's left.
And the mayor is the one
that's responsible, okay?
I've seen what he does to us,
and it is totally fucked!
We have a place for you,
if you want it.
You're smart... [scoffs]
...and I know you can fight.
We could use you,
wherever we end up.
You want me to go with you?
I'd rather have you inside
the tent pissing out,
than outside
the tent pissing in.
Don't you get it?
There isn't gonna be
a you or a us,
if we don't do anything.
I'm not gonna let them take
the city and my friends.
They're all that really matters.
-I'm standing here.
-[Geep] Excuse me.
-What the fuck?
-If we do
do this for you...
what's in it for us?
[soldier 1] Move it!
[soldier 2] Now!
[indistinct shouting]
[announcer over PA]
Keep moving forward.
Obey orders.
Keep moving forward.
Eyes down!
What the fuck you looking at?
[soldier 3] Move along!
We've got to get you processed.
Keep moving!
[announcer over PA]
Keep moving forward.
-Obey orders.
-[soldier 3] All of you,
in here!
-[indistinct shouting]
-[Pap] Hey! He's with us!
He's with us!
Wors! Guys! What's happening?
Hey, it'll be okay! Just chill.
We won't leave you behind.
Don't worry, Offley!
We'll get you out of there!
Hey, man. What is the plan?
How are we gonna get Pap out?
We'll wait for the patrols
to thin out
and then we'll get hold
of the keys.
Wait? We can't wait.
They killing people, man!
Why don't you use your fucking
army ninja skills
and get us out?
[soldier] Everybody out!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Wors, help me! Help!
[Wors]
Where are you taking them?
-Wors!
-[Wors] It'll be okay.
I love you, bro.
We'll open the main gate
and clear a path to the exit.
You go find your friends
and then we'll meet back up.
Whatever you do,
don't get spotted
because we won't
come back for you.
Whatever,
just make sure there's an exit.
-Okay?
-Alex...
Just remember our deal.
And don't fuck it up!
Are you ready
to spill some blood?
-[chuckles]
-[intense music]
[soldier] Move, move,
move, move!
Get in! Move, move, move!
-Wait, wait, wait!
-[soldier] Move!
-Wait!
-[soldier] Move!
Get in!
[indistinct yelling, screaming]
-Let us out!
-Please, let us out!
[gas hissing]
[all screaming]
-[gas hissing]
-[all screaming]
You are in the presence
of a genius right now.
Elon Musk,
Martin Bingus, and now me!
Unfortunately,
no one's going to know who I am.
But I'm going
to change the world!
I have changed the world!
None of you guys
are gonna be there to see it.
But everything's
going to be better now.
-Everybody's going to be happy--
-[Ronald] Sir!
Sir, please! We need your help.
My friend's not well.
We need... we need a doctor.
What seems to be the problem?
You people just don't get it.
[Ronald] Sorry, I...
I... I can't hear you.
[Wors] You're gonna need to
speak a little louder.
He's, uh...
he's deaf in one ear.
I said-- [groans]
[Ronald] Hold him! Hold him!
-[Wors] Get the keys!
-[keys jingling]
I've got it!
[Society] How's it, my brother?
[tense electronic music]
Society?
You are finally ready, my China.
It's time!
Bada bing, bada boom!
[tense electronic
music continues]
I never thought I'd actually
ever say this, but...
maybe this isn't the best time
for me to get high.
That will make you see things
nobody's ever seen.
You will do things
nobody's ever done.
That's not any normal narcotic.
That will make you run faster,
jump higher.
You'll think faster
than the speed of light,
my brother.
Go save your friends.
[gasps]
This isn't gonna make me...
Fuck it!
[tense music]
[exhales sharply]
[pants]
Shit.
[voice distorts]
It's getting hot in here.
-Can I have one of those?
-[growls]
[Society] No.
[growls]
[grunts, breathes deeply]
[distorted grunts, snarls]
And the good guys always win.
So, ergo,
we must be the good guys.
Ah...
Gosh, did you
see that lady's head explode?
Yeah! Yeah, she was like,
"Please don't kill me!"
and I'm like, "Nah".
-[mimics gun sounds]
-[both laugh]
Anyway, how's your
sister doing? She all right?
She's good! She misses you.
[suspenseful music]
[scoffs] Shit!
[alarms buzzing]
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
[indistinct clamor]
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
That's the last one.
Did you see Offley?
Where's Ronald?
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
Security breach.
[Wors, distorted]
Ronald, are you okay, my bru?
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
Jesus Christ!
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
[Ronald] Brothers!
-[gunshot]
-[soldiers grunt]
[Ronald] Stop fucking around!
Get the guns!
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
I really wanna dance.
Don't you guys wanna dance?
-[rapid gunshots]
-[wailing, screaming]
-Another two down!
-Another two souls lost!
Ronald's definitely
not getting into heaven.
There's another four coming!
[announcer over PA]
Security breach.
I really think
it's working, man.
[grunts, breathes heavily]
But I'm feeling...
I'm feeling pretty good.
You know,
I don't feel scared at all.
I'm... I'm feeling invincible!
[voice distorting]
You know? I can do anything!
-[grenade explodes]
-[screams]
Whoo! [chuckles]
What the fuck is that?
I'll suck your dick,
whatever you want.
I'm not gonna die
without one last bang!
You can see him?
Of course,
I can fucking see him!
There's a horrible, fat little
blue ghoul sitting right there!
Has he been there
the entire time?
Sockle's always been here, baby!
Are you guys fucking mal?
-What are you talking about?
-[screams]
Got you, fuckers!
-[gunshots]
-[soldiers screaming, groaning]
[breathes heavily]
What just happened?
We're never gonna
talk about that,
but let's head that way.
[all grunt, groan]
-Who the fuck is that?
-[gunshot]
-[gunshot]
-[grunts]
The rest of you go look
for another exit.
Yeah.
[grunts]
[grunts]
[panting]
-[gunshot]
-[music concludes]
[chuckles] Just couldn't
wait your turn.
You impatient fuck.
I fucking dare you to shoot me.
-I fucking dare you!
-Ronald, shut the fuck up!
I'm invincible.
Bullets can't hurt me!
Just try it! I dare you!
-Shoot me!
-Okay.
[gunshot]
-Nope, not a thing.
-You can't feel that?
No. Nothing.
What about now?
Mm-mm.
Come on, you have to feel that!
No. Not a thing.
You okes are fucked in the head.
Kill them!
[tense music]
-[grenade rattles]
-[gas hisses]
-Oh, fuck!
-[Ronald] Alex!
[mutters indistinctly,
whimpers]
-Oh, fuck!
-[groans]
[cries, screams]
-[screams]
-[gurgles]
[both groan, shout]
[distant wailing]
You're alive!
She's alive!
You came to save us!
You kinda left it
to the last minute
-but I'm not complaining.
-[screams]
-Gotta pick your moment, right?
-Right.
Holy shit, that looks bad!
Are you okay?
Oh, this?
Almost forgot about that.
-[all groaning, wailing]
-[squelching]
Are you high right now?
He's higher
than a giraffe's pussy.
-And that's high!
-Good one, Sockle.
It's a classic! [chuckles]
Guys, we really need to
find Pap. Now!
Yeah, I think
I know where he is.
-Let's go!
-[Alex] Let's go!
Hey, 2-Bit!
Hey, where's everybody going?
-[gas hissing]
-[screaming]
[alarms blaring]
[music intensifies]
[all grunt]
Offley, where have you been?
We need to get out of here! Now!
[grunts]
[grunts]
-[Wors] Pap!
-Wors, slow down!
[Wors] Pap, where are you?
-[rapid gunshots]
-[both grunt]
Pap!
[grunts, screaming]
[intense electronic music]
[Alex] Hurry up!
2-Bit, come on!
-[soldier] There they are!
-[rapid gunfire]
[music fades]
No, no, no, no, no...
-[sobs]
-[Ronald] It's Pap.
-[inhales sharply]
-The fuck?
[Ronald] Jesus!
-[sobs]
-Wors...
I love you, brother.
[somber music]
[Ronald] I'm sorry, my friend.
He's gone.
-[inhales sharply]
-[Ronald] Fuck!
I'm tripping out!
Um, Pap, how are you...
What?
Is it bad?
-It's, uh...
-It's not great.
I-- I'm pretty sure
you can just tuck it...
[Wors] Don't do that,
don't do that, don't do that!
[chuckles]
I got an idea!
[chuckles]
-[screams]
-[gunshots]
[indistinct yelling]
2-Bit, hurry up!
-[gunfire continues]
-[alarms blaring]
We're leaving!
[wailing, screaming]
[groaning, shouting]
2-Bit you're my Wookiee!
[laughs] I don't know
what I'm shooting at!
-[wails]
-Move! Move!
-[indistinct yelling]
-[explosion]
[Clover] Come on, let's go!
[Ronald] Where we going?
We're raiding the City Hall.
[Alex] It's cool,
they're with us!
This way!
[alarm blaring]
2-Bit, let's go!
We're going to the City Hall!
Wait, 2-Bit,
my balls are hurting.
[squeals]
I have reduced
the number of homeless people
in this city to basically zero.
Thank you. Thank you.
You'll never again
have to see another home--
[intense music]
[coughing]
Fuck!
-[rapid gunshots]
-[grunting]
[grunts]
[screams]
-[grunts]
-[screams]
[Ronald] Come on!
[screaming]
[screams]
-[gunshots]
-[Ronald] Keep moving!
...polluting the streets
of our beautiful city
ever again.
Go, I'll take it from here.
Are you sure?
Let's move!
-And I promise that--
-[crowd clamoring]
What the fuck is that?
Down with
the fucking government!
Now, just everybody calm down!
We don't want this party
turning into a massacre!
Massacre sounds good to me!
[laughs]
[glass shatters]
[Mayor Mostert]
What the fuck is this?
Shoot the fuckers!
Kill them all!
[heavy electronic music]
[screams]
[crowd clamoring]
[screams]
Keep moving forward!
[speaker] Put your mask on!
[screams]
[groans, grunts]
[screams]
Go, go, go!
[all screaming]
[gunshots]
[screams]
[Ronald grunts]
-The fucker's getting away!
-[Alex] Let's move!
[Wors] Let's kill that cunt!
-[gunshots continue]
-[cheering, laughing]
[grunts]
[grunting, yelling]
[screams]
[screams]
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
You let me go now,
I promise, no repercussions.
Water under the bridge.
Think about it.
What have you
actually achieved, huh?
Nothing!
Everybody still hates you!
You're still
the lowest of the low.
You pieces of shit!
You... you filthy fucking hobos!
You're goddamn street trash!
-No, no, no... [screaming]
-[music intensifies]
[groans]
[groaning, choking]
[gentle music]
[sighs]
It's over.
Alex...
no matter where you go,
there you are.
Oy vey!
[Ronald chuckles softly]
[Mayor Mostert whispers]
Street trash...
Filthy trash...
I'm the fucking mayor.
You're gonna have to
suck my di--
[indistinct chatter]
People were shouting
and screaming and vomiting.
Like they've never seen
a meat sock before.
And that's why
they call me Sockle.
-Come on, let's go.
-[Sockle] Not this time, kid.
-Sockle's gotta go now.
-[somber music]
Gotta sow my wild oats
with all the other boys
and girls out there.
-So many holes, so many people.
-Why do you have to go?
I've taught you
everything I know, 2-Bit.
My work is done here.
But if you ever need me,
you know where to find me.
[music fades]
["New Day" by Ten Athlone]
-You okay?
-Mm-hm.
[groans] This bullet's
really starting to hurt now.
-I'm never taking drugs again.
-[all laugh]
["Street Trash" by Ten Athlone]
It's not paranoia if they're
Really coming for you
When you're living
On the street
All the people know you
By your name
All the strangers that
You meet
Ain't nobody looking
Out for fame
But then
The nightmares start
When the green mist comes
For you
You hide, you run
You fight
Because nobody gives a hoot
They call us street trash
But we know where it's at
We see all the wheeling
Going down
[music stops]
Sir.
Where to next?
Though the cops
Provide the heat
Old newspapers
Are your only fur
It's all fun and games
Until you lose an eye
Or an ear or a nose
Or half your toes
Toes
It's not paranoia
If they're really
Coming for ya
Get up, get down
Just don't stay in town
Sing it girls
Street trash
Street trash
Street trash
Street trash
Night creeps
City streets
Jackels marching to the beat
Night and day
Through the town
Fight our way
Through ups and downs
Anywhere, we don't care
In or out is our fresh air
You don't see us
But we're there
Sometimes in our underwear
Keep you safe in your bed
When they're crawling
Through your head
Doesn't matter what you say
You think you're great
But we're okay
Living in a garbage stash
Every day is street trash
Every day is street trash
Every day is street trash
All right
This is the best part
[upbeat electronic music plays]
["New Day" by Ten Athlone]
Underneath
A pale blue moon light
All alone on the avenue
You came into my life
In the fury
Of a violent night
Through the green fog
Of destruction
You found my guiding light
You helped me through it all
In the fury
Of a violent night
But now tomorrow comes
And we've got to pick up
The pieces
Of the friends we lost
And the friends we gained
On the streets
Where our lives began
There's nothing left
To the old
-Do it! Just put it in.
-I can't.
Come on,
it'll make you feel nice!
But I don't even know
what you are!
Doesn't matter. A hole's a goal.
We're just a couple of guys
helping each other out,
making a little fucky-fucky!
Okay. But you can't tell anyone.
Who am I gonna tell, huh?
Look, it's winking at ya.
[2-Bit exhales]