The Bogman (2023) Movie Script

When I'm exhausted from
running through the woods
all day from Bigfoot,
I like to suck on a Boggy
Ball for refreshment.
That's got hair in it.
King of Hide and Seek presents
this fuzzy ranked twist of
Bigfoot pee and swamp mud.
Boggy Ball Beer, does Bigfoot drink it?
We don't know. Who knows?
We sure as hell do.
Government warning, consuming this product
may cause hallucination
leading to enragement
and/or aggressive behaviors
and extreme hair growth out of control.
No, he may not make it up.
He's fighting back.
That round, that was close.
I know what to do here.
Oh my God.
- And the most God awful.
- Oh my God.
It hits!
Chair shot just makes you sick.
Makes your blood curl.
Oh no!
Good God Almighty, good God Almighty!
I just can't believe it.
My God.
Woo!
The King of Hide and Seek presents
this fuzzy rank twist of
Bigfoot pee and swamp mud.
Stink ape logger.
If you can still smell it,
buddy, you need another one.
Government warning,
consuming this product
may cause hallucination
leading to enragement
and/or aggressive behaviors
and extreme hair growth out of control.
Hey, you getting outta line.
You freaking serious, come on!
Richard Brooks here.
In Mountain Bend, Arkansas,
for the past four months,
me and my team have been
scouring these entire woods
in hunt for proof of the
elusive Bigfoot, the Sasquatch,
the Yeti, the stink ape, Bogman to some.
Now we have been tracking
their migration patterns
from the woods of Oregon all the way down
to the foothills of Arkansas.
Now, why do they do this?
What does it all mean?
As always, we defer to
our resident cryptozoologist,
Dr. Benjamin Martin.
These majestic creatures
can answer so many questions
about where we came from,
as in they are the missing link
between us and our ape
ancestors, the proof of evolution.
So if we can get an understanding
of where we came from,
then maybe, just maybe we can get an idea
of where we are going,
in an evolutionary sense.
So, if we track the
migration patterns of the Yeti,
we start to see
correlations and similarities
between their movements and the movements
of ancient Native American tribes.
This is a Native American sharpening stone
from our very own collection
and if you look closely at these areas,
you can see that there
are clear similarities
between this and other artifacts found
in the forests of Mountain Bend.
This, to me, is a clear
indication that these ancient men
and our ape ancestors
were in close proximity
with one another, and may
have even influenced one another.
The town of Mountain Bend, Arkansas,
has completely adapted this Bogman
as part of their very own culture.
In fact, many of the businesses around here
have adapted their
products, and in some cases,
their very own store to immortalize
this mysterious creature,
this folklore legend.
Even the local government
has welcomed the folklore,
accepting it as part of their daily life.
Mayor Carl Rafferty explains.
We welcome the notoriety.
We do not mind one bit
being called the Bigfoot Town.
Matter of fact, 75% of our
annual budget comes from tourism,
so you don't wanna bite
the hand that feeds ya,
or foot.
Yeah, dang.
But...
Then the sightings started, so.
So this is the town we're
moving to, the Bigfoot Town?
Yeah, guys, the Bigfoot
Town, the Land of Sasquatch.
Please, please stop.
You're worse than the
host of that stupid show.
If you think it's so stupid,
why have you watched
every episode on the ride?
Why are you worried about what I'm doing?
Look, I think this Bigfoot
mess is just as dumb
as anyone else, but
your father got this land
and this ranch for free
from your great uncle,
so if leaning into this Bigfoot
mess makes us money,
then sign me up 'cause I've seen him too.
This is a new start for all of us, guys.
And you know, James, they film this show
in town all the time, so if
you're that big a fan of it,
you might get to be in the
background of an episode or two.
Wait, really?
That would be awesome.
Yeah, that's pretty awesome,
but we've got a lot of
work left to do on the farm.
Probably gonna have to
work through the winter
and the spring just to finish it all up.
Probably gonna put
you to work too, Michelle.
I never thought I'd be
so excited to go to school.
Sorry to burst your bubble, Michelle,
but it looks like it's going to take us
at least a couple of weeks
to get you both enrolled
in school, so until then,
it looks like both of you guys
are going to be doing home school with me.
- You can't be serious!
- There is no way.
It's not even legal, you can't do that.
Wow, any lesser person's feelings
would be crushed right now,
but fortunately for you two,
I am the most patient
stepmother that ever lived,
so it's gonna take a lot more
than that to hurt my feelings.
Repent.
What was that Michelle?
Nothing, Daddy.
Well, on a happier note,
it looks like we're actually here.
Wow, that's actually pretty awesome.
And it's not all just
Bigfoot stuff too, guys.
That's right, there's go-karts,
there's mini golf, video arcades.
Plenty of stuff to keep
you guys entertained
when you're not working on the farm.
Hey, look, it's the shop from the show.
Oh babe, we've got
some time before we meet
with David and Clark.
How about we stop in for a minute?
Sounds like a plan to me.
This looks like the perfect place to stop.
Hey, James, Michelle, slow down, slow down.
- Move it.
- Get out of my way.
- I'm trying to take a picture.
- James,
don't push your sister.
Michelle, come on.
- Move.
- Hold on.
Why don't you group together,
take a picture for Mom.
Come on, kids, let's get in
front of the Bigfoot statue,
take a cool picture.
This looks super neat.
Yeah, all right, come on, smile for me.
Okay, sit up straight.
Come on, smile.
Big foot, big hug, come on, guys.
Big ugly like your face.
Let's go, guys.
- Check this place out.
- Get out of my way.
Says you.
That is a big foot.
Look at that, Bigfoot's big feet.
Yeah.
There's a trail.
Mermaids.
I guess people will believe
in anything these days.
Put it back.
Well, hello there and welcome
to Janet's Treasure Chest.
So you guys visiting our lovely town?
So we're not visiting.
We are the new owners of the
old Torrance Farm by the ranch.
Oh, how exciting.
You know, my family and the
Torrance's, we're all friends.
I'm just so glad to hear
that they're gonna be doing
something with the place.
Oh, so your people knew my people.
Uncle Jack, he left us the
ranch and the land and everything
when he passed away a year ago.
So sad to hear about that, but I'm just,
I'm glad to know there's gonna be
some new Torrance's in town.
You guys must be pretty hungry
after that long drive y'all taken.
Would y'all like to go next door?
Y'all should check out
this restaurant, it's delicious,
and you just tell 'em
that Janet sent ya, okay?
After the drive we've had,
some food would really hit the spot.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I gotta ask.
The Bigfoot stuff, the shop,
the town, the TV show, I mean...
You wanna know if I believe.
Well, yeah, but in
the most respectful way.
Well, yeah, yeah, I do believe.
I mean, everybody here
has seen so many sightings
and has had so many experiences,
and if you stick around long enough,
I can promise you, you're
gonna see something.
But as long as you are respectful
and you don't do anything to agitate him,
then you won't have any problems.
So you have personally seen something?
Oh yeah, at least a dozen times.
As a matter of fact, he
probably knows exactly who I am
and exactly everything about this store.
Well, you guys, I'm
gonna get outta your hair.
You go ahead and continue to shop
and then go get something to eat, okay?
- Thank you.
- Good to see ya.
- Thanks so much.
- Good to see ya.
Bye-bye.
Such an interesting town.
This revelation was only the beginning.
What would happen next
would be so unnerving,
so horrifying, that it
would threaten to change
the scope of our entire investigation.
Right now we bring to you a story
of one of the only living
survivors of a full-on attack
from one of these giant behemoth monsters.
Right now we bring to you
the story of Sharon Marino.
Do you mind if I smoke during this?
It helps.
Sure.
What do you remember about that night?
Oh, it was hot that night.
It was unbelievably hot,
you know, the kind of heat
that just makes you
real irritable, you know?
Me and my boyfriend had
a big falling out that night.
I needed to get out of the house.
I needed to get out of
there and clear my head.
Then I drove to this old
trails we used to hang out in,
you know, when we were teenagers.
I just knew I needed to
be someplace familiar,
somewhere that I could be alone.
Suddenly there was this terrible smell.
Before I knew what was
happening, it was already to late.
He was
So, Dad, you don't believe
any of this stupid Sasquatch crap, correct?
I think these people believe it's true.
Well, yeah, plus Janet said
that we'd have to figure
out for ourselves, right?
That's what she said,
but I don't believe anything
until I can see it for myself.
Agreed.
Hey, look, it's the girl from the show.
- Oh, wow.
- That was me,
but that was a while ago.
Can I get y'all started out
with some drinks, appetizers?
You know what, we'll
take some cheddar poppers
and Cokes all around.
- Cokes all around.
- Okay, good.
So, do you ever
live in the Bigfoot stuff.
James, honey.
It's okay, I see y'all aren't
from around here, huh?
How did you know?
We just moved here, actually.
Wait, are you guys related to Mr. Torrance,
the new farm owners?
Yeah, that's my uncle.
Oh.
Word travels pretty fast around here.
Well, yes it does.
If Miss Janet knows,
then the whole town knows.
Well, in that case, everything
is on the house today
as a welcome to the town.
- Oh, thank.
- Thank you.
And I know you're gonna love it here.
Thank you so much, you are so kind.
Of course, no problem.
I'll go get your drinks,
I'll be right back.
Free food, right?
This town just keeps
getting better and better.
- Can't complain.
- Can't complain.
Dread for what may be out there.
Dread for what we may find.
The endless possibilities.
What will we find out there chasing Bogman?
You're late.
Are they in there already?
Yes, sir.
Amy.
Good food, guys.
Mr. And Mrs. Torrance.
Good God, news travels fast around here.
How y'all doing?
So it is Mr. Torrance then.
Well, Jack Torrance was my uncle.
I'm Charles Williams, this
is my wife Tashia, and yeah,
we are the new owners
of the Torrance Ranch.
Well, I'll be damned.
Goodness, where are my manner?
Scoot on over, kids.
Angela, get a seat.
How y'all doing?
I'm sorry, where are my manners?
Mayor Rafferty, good to
meet ya, good to meet ya.
Handsome family you have here.
Appreciate that, we do.
So I hear you guys are
reopening the ranch across town.
Well, maybe, I mean,
we gotta go and check out
the condition of the place.
We're meeting with the
groundskeepers later on.
Fantastic, very interesting.
Well, I'll tell you what,
this could work out for all
parties, you know what I mean.
There are some government
grants that are available
for youth activities, we
need a place to hold 'em,
you got a place.
Maybe I scratch your
back, you scratch mine.
I have had my own
back 40 for quite a while.
Angela, come on, come on.
There's my card.
Okay.
So maybe we can help each other out.
Yes, we can, did you say grants?
- Funding available?
- I did.
When are you available to meet?
Well, I'll tell you what.
This is really, I'm excited.
I can't hide it.
We're gonna get out there,
we're gonna do a lot of work,
but I know you guys gotta
take a look at what issues
you have, but when
that's all good and done,
y'all come see me.
I say, what, 2:00 PM next Tuesday,
would that give you enough time?
- Absolutely.
- Yeah, we'll be there then.
Fantastic.
I look forward to
doing business with you.
That makes two of us.
That's a pretty family you got here.
Hey there, son.
Good to meet you folks.
I'm gonna let get outta y'all's hair.
- Nice to meet you.
- Rachel, let's go.
Thank you.
Well, that was fun.
He is one interesting fellow.
Indeed he is.
Pen.
Got 'em.
What do you think, guys?
Kind of nice.
Y'all, this is nice.
Come on, let's check it out.
Oh, yeah.
So, what do you guys think?
This is it, the new place.
Look alive, Michelle, it's okay.
It's kind of big.
Gonna go check with these
guys and see what's going on.
Hey, guys.
You David?
Yes, sir.
You, sir.
David Bevit, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- It's my associate, Clark.
Nice to meet you, boss.
Oh, just call me Charles.
Just call me Angel in the morning.
Don't mind him.
Come on, no Juice Newton fans out here?
Clark, why don't you
get them roofing tiles
and that ladder and you
go over there to the barn.
Here I go again on my own.
So yeah, I gotta come and check out
the condition of everything.
I mean, this is kind of
my first time out here,
just really rolling the dice
kind of chances here, so.
Oh yeah, absolutely, understandable.
Well, so we got some good
news and some bad news.
We got some buildings that
are in pretty rough shape,
but some of the buildings,
they just need a little minor,
you know, roof work, some patchwork.
That's what I got Mr. Music
Fan over there working on
for the rest of the day.
Okay, so how are the main buildings?
Main buildings are okay.
We've got some buildings
that are pretty rough
right along the tree line.
They got some pretty bad damage to 'em.
They got a lot of debris,
some tree limbs have fallen on 'em,
but I've looked around and
pretty clear animal damage.
Animal damage, what
kind of animal damage?
Well, you know, I'm
not real sure about that.
I'm gonna have to take a look at that.
I've got a bag of trail cams over here,
so I'm gonna go hang
'em up in the woods here
in a little bit and we'll
be able to figure out
exactly what kind of
critters are back there.
Okay, all right, well, I'm
gonna go check on the family,
- but thanks, man.
- Yes, sir.
So how's everything looking in here?
It's, I guess it's looking okay.
I wouldn't eat in here
or anything like that,
but not too bad.
I was just about to get the kids to help me
take out the trash so
we can get all moved in.
Yeah, you heard that, kids,
time to pick up some trash.
- Oh, come on.
- Are are you serious?
You're joking.
- We just did all that.
- I love it.
What's this?
Babe, check this out.
- Wow.
- It looks like your uncle
was a Bigfoot believer too.
Okay.
I guess it's a good thing he was a recluse.
All right, well, I gotta
go check some things out
in the barn, but I'll
be back in a little bit.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Try not to have too much fun.
I'll save all the heavy lifting for you.
Nobody said anything
about them getting here today.
Hm.
Oh, hey Chief.
Hey, Mr. Music Man, right?
Yes, sir, you just getting
a lay of land or what?
Yeah, I'm just checking everything out.
You know how it is.
Okay, well I gotta go get back
on those roofs for ya, boss.
Okay.
Guess this guy gets
really serious about hay.
Oh, it's him.
Oh hey, boss.
Clark, I thought I'll
told you to get up there
and fix them damn roofs.
Yeah, sorry boss.
I had to get my claw hammer.
My claw hammer, yeah.
And by the way, don't
you ever embarrass me
in front of Mr. Williams like that again.
Come on, man, you
can't set me up like that
and not expect me to be me.
You know you're older than me, right?
Why don't you start acting like it?
Maybe after I finish these roofs.
I hope you're comfortable
up there 'cause you know what?
Your ass is gonna be up
there the rest of the damn day.
Well, go have fun with
your little walk in the woods
and I'll go do the actual work.
Oh yeah, Clark, while you're at it,
clean up the rest of this chicken shit.
You're chicken shit.
Goddamn moron.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
Today's gonna be the day we find it.
Every time we come out
here we never find nothing.
Yeah, but I hung raw
meat all over these woods
like that TV show I've been watching.
We gonna be smelling
rancid, rotten meat all evening.
Yeah, I guess, so come this way.
What are you doing?
Getting that sassafras root.
And you're just going
to eat it, dirt and all.
Yeah man, you're going need some of this,
especially what we're going looking for.
I might need some of that.
Well, come this way.
Man, what's that stink?
Did you fart?
No man, that's that raw
meat that had hung out here.
Look man, it's gone.
Oh wow, leave raw meat
out in the woods and it's gone
and it's gotta be Bigfoot, huh?
All right, smart britches.
What do you suppose left that track there,
some hobo basketball player or something?
You might be onto something then.
Let's go this way.
Kevin, you see anything yet, bud?
Just the back of your britches.
I ain't seen nothing.
Oh, wait a minute, look, look.
Look through them trees.
That's gotta be him.
He ain't gonna be here for long.
Gotcha.
I'm gonna go get him, buddy.
Are you all right? You all right?
No, no, no.
I can't get that thing off of ya.
I'm gonna go get ya some help.
- No, where you going?
- Go get help.
No, no, don't leave me.
I'm gonna go get you some help.
What are you taking my gun for?
You ain't gonna need this no more,
- but I'm gonna get some help.
- Come back!
I'll be back with some help.
Man, I'm gonna go get some help.
I'll be back, I'll take care of that gun.
Oh man, no, don't do
that, we can be friends.
I didn't mean to shoot
at you, somebody help!
We can be friends, bud, come on.
I didn't mean a shoot at ya.
Proof, proof that something or someone
has made their way through these woods.
Proof that something
unknown to civilized man
may occupy these forests.
Our very own team came
and scoured this entire region
to find our very own Bigfoot evidence.
So Dr. Martin, tell me,
why would this area be
a possible area that
footprints could be found?
This area has the most
concentrated level of sightings.
It's the only place that makes any sense.
Plus, there's an active water source.
This is exactly what
the creature would need
to maintain an active living
and comfortable and healthy.
All right, well, then let's make our way
down to the river.
No, I just don't think they would be
this out in the open like this.
We need to make our way
across to the opposite bank.
Do you think the creature
could make it through
an area this dense?
Of course they can.
They can do anything
they want, superior beings.
Look.
Look, right there!
You still watching that crap?
Starting to get borderline obsessive.
Actually, shut up,
mind your own business.
Why should I?
Dad, Michelle's awake.
Fantastic.
I was hoping you guys got plenty of rest.
We got a lot of work to do.
It's gonna be a long day today,
so come eat some breakfast with me and Mom
and let's get to work.
It's gonna be great.
You're such a jerk.
Okay, buddy.
We got a trail here that leads
all the way back to the lake.
I just need you to clear it
out and when you get done,
we'll set up some tiki torches.
Come on.
Hey, come on, it's not that big a deal.
Everybody knew this was
gonna be a lot of hard work.
What's Michelle doing?
Don't worry about your sister.
Your Mom's got plenty
of projects for her to do.
Here you go.
That was James.
Hurry!
Hey son, look, I'm
sorry, I really didn't mean
to scare you out there, it was an accident.
Scared? I wasn't scared.
I believe ya.
I take it this little guy is yours.
You okay, buddy, what happened?
- Are you hurt?
- No, I'm not.
Are you sure?
Deputy Thomas, what
are you doing out this far?
You guys don't usually come out this way
unless there's something really serious.
Yeah, we had a couple
hunters reported missing
by their wives this morning.
You know, the sheriff and I
were out checking out the area
and I bumped into this little guy here.
I didn't mean to scare him, though.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
Oh, Deputy Thomas, Chris Thomas.
Pleasure to meet you.
Look, y'all the new owners of this place?
Yeah, I'm Charles Williams.
This is my wife, Tashia,
my daughter Michelle,
and you've already met James.
Yeah, yeah, look, pleasure to meet y'all
and I am sorry for the
disturbance this morning.
I do have to ask, have y'all
seen anything around here?
Clark, David, you guys know Mike and Kevin?
You seen 'em around?
Well, I did see Mike yesterday
hanging up some weird meat
traps out there in the woods.
You know, it wasn't on the property,
so I say living and let live.
Live and let live?
Come on, man, I'm gonna need you to show me
where them traps are.
You know, I can do that for you, Dep,
but as long as Mr. Williams says it's okay.
Are you kidding?
You don't even have to ask
for something like this, go.
I appreciate it.
Pleasure to meet you
and we'll catch up later.
Show me where the traps are.
Okay, buddy?
Let's get back to work, guys.
You can eat that now if you want to.
Mike!
Kevin!
Y'all out here?
Mike!
Kevin!
Any luck out here, Sheriff?
Not yet.
What's David doing out here?
Says he saw Mike setting up
some traps with some raw meat.
I figured he should show us where.
Absolutely.
How you doing, Sheriff?
- Good.
- How's Biscuit?
Biscuit's good.
Wanna show us where these feeders are?
I'd say about another
two, 300 yards up there
- to the right.
- All right.
You go ahead and go back
to doing what you were doing.
All right, sounds good to me, Sheriff.
Deputy Thomas, follow me.
Peace out, David.
They can't be too much further up here.
Yeah.
Hey, that ain't normally
a good sign, Sheriff.
No, it ain't at all.
Go ahead and draw your weapon, Deputy.
- Are you serious?
- Absolutely.
I ain't taking no chance out here.
Yes, sir.
Can't be too much further, Sheriff.
Oh, shit.
Jesus.
Is that Mike or Kevin?
Judging from the size of that body
and that old beat up
.22, I'd say that's Mike.
You don't think Kevin did this, do ya?
I mean maybe, but
Kevin and Mike been friends
for a long time, ever
since they was kids, really.
If Kevin did this, must've been
one hell of a disagreement.
You're right, let's just keep going.
I mean, I ain't feeling
so safe about this, Sheriff.
Yeah, me either.
Gotta watch our asses too.
Well, Sheriff, I don't think it
was Kevin that killed Mike.
Who could have done this?
What could have done this?
Sheriff, you and I both
know ain't no way two men
working together could
lift a rock of that size
above their heads, plus do all this.
Where's Biscuit?
Ain't it funny that she didn't come
to either of these two spots?
Yeah, it is.
Shit, call the morgue.
Call the office, we're
gonna need help on this.
Come here.
Look.
Shit.
It can't be.
What the hell?
Mr. Williams, Mr. Williams, look,
I need to get you and your family inside,
Clark and David too.
What's going on, Deputy?
Did you find the hunters?
I saw the ambulance pulling up?
Is somebody hurt?
Look, we can talk about all
that, but we gotta get inside.
We gotta secure a crime scene.
Crime scene? What are you talking about?
Look, let's just get inside.
We can talk about it.
It's crazy how they
kept us in here all day.
I mean, what's going on?
Charles, I am scared for our kids.
We don't know what's going on out there.
We did not sign up for this.
You think I'll be able to use the bathroom
'cause this brown couch
is about to become yellow.
Howdy, folks.
Hey, folks, I'm Clint, I'm
the sheriff of this town.
Sorry to keep you guys waiting so long.
We've just about got
everything wrapped up outside.
So, what's going on here, Sheriff?
I mean, you've kept us
locked in here for hours
talking about some kind of
crime scene or something.
Look, I understand
your frustration, I do,
but with everything that's
been going on around here,
here lately, I'm gonna be the
one asking the questions here.
Son, what were you doing
out there in them woods today?
I don't know why you're
asking me, I didn't see nothing.
I don't know nothing.
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty
sure you're clueless,
but listen, this is a serious situation.
I gotta know, did you see
Mike or Kevin yesterday?
Oh, you're gonna have
to talk to this one then
because he saw Mike,
but I was already gone at the bar by then.
Right about what time was that?
Oh, definitely after 5:00 PM.
Well, he's right.
He may be an idiot, but he's not a liar.
I cut him loose about 4:45 yesterday.
It takes about 10, 15
minutes to get up to the bar,
so five o'clock's about right.
All right, I think we're done here,
but one thing's for sure.
I'd steer clear of the woods if I was you.
What about the trail cams though?
What trail cams?
That's all he was about yesterday
was getting trail cams,
putting up the trail cams.
What's he talking about here?
Well, I had him up on the
roof doing some patch work
and I was out in the
woods setting up trail cams.
How many trail cams you talking about?
Say about a dozen or so.
And are they all out in
the area we was talking?
Unfortunately not, but one of 'em is.
I'm gonna need to
see that trail cam, David.
I can do that for ya, Deputy.
Let's go.
I was just out there
for a few minutes, Sheriff.
I didn't see anything.
I didn't mean to bump
into your deputy either.
I'm not saying you
did anything wrong, son,
but tell me, while you were out there,
did you smell anything,
like something that
smelled, you know, awful?
No.
Wait, smell?
What? What are you?
What is going on here?
Ma'am, look, I know you
haven't been here very long,
so what time did you
guys get here yesterday?
I say we got here
around afternoon yesterday.
I mean, it's hard to say exactly what time,
but we did stop at Janet's when we came in.
Yeah, pretty sure
there's plenty of people
that could confirm that.
I'm not saying I don't
believe you because I do,
but I also know the two
men I know very well are dead
by some very unnatural means
and I don't know what it is that did this
or who it was that did this,
but we gotta figure it out
and we gotta figure it out fast
'cause I don't know what
it's gonna mean for me,
your family, or this town.
Sheriff, I need you to
come take a look at this.
So we set up these trail cameras
up in the woods yesterday,
but this is the only one
that was out in that area.
Look, I've looked at this
and you see something.
You can't really tell what it is,
but it's something here.
What the hell was that?
I know it's trippy, right?
Look, I've triple checked this time stamp
on this here game cam
and it's gotta be right around
the same time that Mike
and Kevin were killed.
And I don't know what that
means or what this means, but,
I mean, Sheriff, say something.
You know, I've lived here
my whole life and I never,
I mean, I've heard all the
stories, but this can't be true.
It just, I can't believe it.
Come on, so you're telling me a Bigfoot
killed two hunters on my property?
That sounds ridiculous
just saying it out loud.
You see, only 24 hours in town,
we already got another foot believer.
Clark, would you shut the hell up?
You know what a matter of
fact, go ahead and take the day.
I'm sure there's a bar still up the road
waiting for your ass to warm it up.
Sold.
I'm gonna get outta here too.
I'm gonna need you to leave
that tablet with me though.
You got it, Sheriff.
Well hold on now, Sheriff.
We gotta think about
this for just a second.
We can't write a report that says
two men were killed by Sasquatch.
It'd create chaos.
The town would lose their mind.
You know what? You're right.
Let's go get a bite to eat
and we'll talk about it
whenever we get there.
Follow your lead.
Man, Kevin was in my cousin's wedding.
I just can't believe it, boss.
I can't believe it either,
but we gotta keep it this quiet
'cause if anybody hears about this,
that's gonna be my badge and my ass.
Hell, I might have
to go back to the mill.
Oh shit, this guy.
Flint, Bobby.
It's Thomas.
Whatever, son.
What is the story on
those dead hunters we got?
Waiting on the coroner, boss man.
Where...
You do what I tell you to do.
What's my name, Bobby?
Ratford.
Carl Belvedere Ratfordy III.
My family started this town.
Who runs this town, boys?
Is it the coroner?
Huh?
- No sir.
- Who is it?
You worry about getting
what I asked you to do
and I'll worry about the coroner.
Y'all wanna keep them badges,
you may wanna answer to me.
How about that?
Y'all understand what's going on now?
Get it done, boys.
Daggum, Amber, move!
Get it done!
You believe this guy?
The way the guy talks to
us and we protect his ass
all the damn time.
So, should I call the coroner?
Call the coroner?
Are you crazy?
Look, when all this stuff goes to hell,
and it's gonna go to hell,
we gotta have somebody to blame this on
and it ain't going to be me, Tracy.
My name is Brie, you've known that.
Brie?
I'm sorry for what happened
in the woods there, Dad.
It's not your fault.
I mean, it's just something that happened.
It's out of your control.
I mean, so what exactly are we gonna do?
We had CSI and a slew of
city workers at our house all day,
so I mean, any chance
of getting this place open
by next summer is out the window.
Yeah, well, the mayor said
he wanted to meet with you,
maybe he'll still meet with
you now even after all of this.
I mean, but, baby, what is all of this?
What are we calling this?
Or at least what do we tell him?
I mean, it was just a
hunting accident, nothing more.
A hunting accident, all of
this were a hunting accident.
Well, logically, what
else could it have been?
Maybe it was Jame's best friend, Bigfoot.
- Don't joke about that.
- Why not?
Well, I mean, I'm not saying it is,
but what if it was something?
Look, after all the chaos
that's been happening
in the woods today, if there
was something out there,
it's gotta be gone now, but
on the off chance that it's not,
David and Clark and
me, we'll go out tomorrow,
we'll put out some traps and some cameras
and we'll monitor the whole
situation, and you know,
everything will be fine.
We'll be able to handle this.
Good, that will make
me feel better at least.
So as far as the mayor,
I can go and meet with there tomorrow
and see what he has to say.
Hey, if you go to the town,
do you think you could
drop me off the park?
So, you expect me to just drop you off
in the middle of nowhere?
Yes, that's how you learn an area.
I thought you were the cool stepmom.
The cool stepmom that's
gonna drop off her stepdaughter
in the middle of the
town we've never been to?
That's how you learn an area.
It's dangerous.
Not that dangerous.
Well, it's less dangerous than being here.
Actually, it'd probably be safer
being far away from the woods.
What is the problem, Michelle?
What do I have to do?
Dad said to get off the tablet.
Give me this, James.
Just finish your cake, guys.
I've seen that suit you got
hiding behind the haystacks
and I know what you fucking do with it.
All right, Clark, we got the trap set.
Now we gotta hang up these cameras
so we get this rotating view out here
so we can see everything.
Man, how much longer we got?
It's gonna be dark soon
and that cold beer's calling my name.
Clark, if you'd hurry your dumb up
and get these cameras hung,
you'd be sitting at
your local watering hole
getting your ass drunk.
At least gave me the handgun.
Shit, no, I'm not giving
your dumb ass a gun.
You've got the rifle.
What, are you scared now?
Do you think there's some
magical stink ape running around
out here trying to get ya?
You're damn right I
am and if I hadn't seen
that son of a bitch on
the camera yesterday,
there's plenty of other animals out here
that'd love to make a meal out of me.
Fine, dumb ass, here, take it.
Thank you, sir.
All right, good luck out there.
Dude, I know you're
kinda, let's split up.
Freaking idiot.
Oh, come on, camera.
Ow! Ow!
Look out! Dave!
Somebody!
Look, anybody!
I've got it!
Dave!
- Anybody!
- Hey!
Dave, over here!
Clark! Clark! Holy shit.
Oh, shit!
- Oh my God, I'm dying here.
- Oh, shit, Clark.
Oh my God, dude.
Oh shit.
Your legs looking a little
medium rough there, buddy.
I'm dying and you're making jokes.
Come on, man.
We'll get you back.
We'll get you to a doctor.
Help me get this off.
Let's get this off, Clark, you ready?
One, two!
You a believer now, boy?
Let's get you looked at here.
Can't believe it.
Looks a little medium rough there.
- Howdy, Sheriff.
- That's crazy.
Twice in one day.
Not very reassuring, David.
Well, you know, luckily
Clark's gonna be okay.
His leg's definitely broken,
but he'll live to drink another day.
Right.
But did you actually see it?
Did you see that thing?
When I got out there, I sure
did smell something though.
I thought old Clark done shot himself
until I walked up on him
and I saw it wasn't the case.
What? What do you mean?
Well, when I got there,
there was about a dozen tracks out there.
What do you mean tracks?
Look, I took pictures of 'em on my phone.
Take a look.
This is unbelievable.
When I uprooted my whole family
and moved to a Bigfoot tourism town,
I didn't think I'd actually see a Bigfoot.
Well, fellas, it looks like things
just went from bad to worse.
Look what's coming our way.
- Shit.
- What? Who's that?
Trouble, Mr. Williams.
Trouble you don't want.
Let's do this.
Come on, guys, hurry, get out.
Joey, let's go ahead and
get some mid shots on me
for the standups.
Hey Stevie, man, I
know this is your first job
and everything, but please,
can you keep the microphone
at least six inches off my head.
I don't wanna be going
through all this footage later
and cropping out a fucking
microphone, all right?
Deputy, how are you, bud?
I'm here.
Sheriff, I don't see the
mangy mud around today.
Howdy, Mr. Williams,
do y'all have any outlets
inside or outside?
We're moving this in.
Excuse me?
What makes you think
you can just come in here
and start barking orders?
What makes you think I want
you here in the first place?
Ooh, your wife isn't back
from the mayor's office yet, is she?
No, she's in town right now.
Ooh, this is awkward.
- Billy, Billy.
- Yo, yo, yo.
Joey, come here.
- Come here.
- Got a problem with us?
Let's go ahead, let's start sitting up.
Yeah, I mean, I have no
idea what's going on right now.
I don't know who you people are.
All right, well we've got
full permission to be here.
Everything's contractually done right here.
I mean, 100% legitimate.
This is your wife's signature, right?
Well, yeah, but...
All right, I think everything's
looking pretty good here.
- Take a look.
- No.
Why not?
All I need is your signature
so I can use your likeness
and footage, as well as
your kids, for the show.
Oh my God, it's the Bigfoot Squad.
Are we gonna be on the Bigfoot show, Dad?
That's right, kiddo, you are.
- And you know why?
- Why?
Because I got the
release forms right here
that your Dad was just about to sign,
letting us use the footage
of you guys for our series.
- Really?
- Yep, sure was.
There you go, Dad.
We're gonna be on the Chasing Bogman Show.
Yay.
The camera's gonna be over here.
You know, with these guys here,
I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna leave.
I don't want them having
me on record saying anything.
I trust I can leave you here
and take care of everything.
Yeah, absolutely, Sheriff, you know me.
It ain't nothing I can't handle.
And besides, you know
I like to be on camera.
Yeah, I bet you do.
Hey, keep an eye out for Biscuit,
she should be coming back here pretty soon.
Mr. Williams. I'm sorry to
get you involved in all this.
Well, me and my wife obviously
have to have a conversation later,
but at least my son's happy.
Yeah, all right, y'all have a good one.
I'll let you know if I
see Biscuit, Sheriff.
Sounds good.
I can't believe they just came in here
and took over like that.
Yeah, it seems a bit unorthodox,
but the checks can make
it work, from what I hear.
All right, so you just
run this up the back there.
Okay.
It's a funny looking mic.
A little different than the ones
we had down at karaoke.
Oh, you a singer, bro?
Ah, you know, I dabble a little bit.
I've gotta did a little
bit at the karaoke bar.
Ah, man, I'm actually a
singer back home in Cali.
Band called All But
Brave, bro, check it out.
Yeah, really cool man.
I know you're new in town.
You tried that Boggy Balls Beer yet?
Boggy Balls Beer, that's
the first time hearing of it.
Yeah, saw Clark had some.
Look, baby, I'm sorry,
but I know you're mad at me.
Just know I had no choice.
The mayor, he made it really clear
that if we want the city's help,
especially in the off season,
that pretty much this Bigfoot
show runs the entire place.
Well, they made it very
clear that they have no problem
running over whoever they want.
But maybe they can help.
I mean, the mayor did
say, despite how it looks,
they could probably get results.
Results.
Like what? Getting rid of Yetis.
Extraordinary!
- This is incredible.
- My God.
Look!
Look at how crystal
clear this footage is.
Look, you can see all
the way down to its fur
and the musculature as it runs.
This is amazing footage.
This is it, guys.
This is what we're
looking for this entire time
we've been to this hell hole.
This is the proof.
Doc, Richard, this is
our ticket home, guys.
Forget going home.
This is the most important
scientific discovery
of the 21st century.
This one video validates
my entire life's work.
Are you kidding?
Just look at it.
Look how it runs.
Oh my God.
I can't believe, look, I
wonder if there's a way
if I can tell if it's male or female.
Uh, cool, we can talk
about Bigfoot genitalia later,
but is there any way that you can track it?
Well...
What?
Oh, well, the creature was
clearly injured in the incident
with the hunters, so
there's probably blood.
There's blood and there's prints.
We can definitely find something.
Where was this trail cam at?
Do you know exactly
where this camera was?
I can lead you right to it.
All right, everyone,
we got a Bigfoot to find
and we got footage and
history to make, let's go!
All right, roll out.
So you really going out there with them?
Where the hell's the doctor at, Deputy?
- I haven't seen him.
- Been waiting out here.
He's with you.
Obviously not 'cause he's
not here right now, obviously.
Well, I mean, somebody
with their name on the deeds
needs to stay around, I
think, and who you gonna call?
Besides, the deputy's got my back.
Finally!
Jesus, dude.
- Stevie, Stevie.
- Yeah, bro.
Listen, dude, I've already
warned you once about that.
I told you as soon as we
got here and guess what?
I've already checked
the footage from earlier
and you're in every single shot.
Once we're out there in the woods,
I don't wanna see you one time, okay?
- All right.
- I don't wanna see you once!
Geez.
I mean, but I still think
I need to get the kids
the hell outta here.
Oh, I totally agree, much
to James's dismay, but.
I mean, he's upset, rightfully so,
and I don't know what to do.
Maybe I can take him to the Bigfoot Lodge,
let him play around for a little bit
and I will try to spend
some time with Michelle,
but Charles, Michelle does not like me.
She just, she needs
some time to warm up to you.
I mean, it was the same
way with me and my stepmom,
but I know she's gonna
see how wonderful you are
and why I married you.
Well, have fun playing in the woods.
Yeah, sounds silly
just thinking about it.
Yeah, it sounds pretty
ridiculous and I get it,
but you better hurry.
Looks like the Ghostbusters
are leaving without you.
Yeah.
- I love you.
- I love you.
- I'll see you soon.
- All right.
Take care of the kids.
I'll will.
Oh, fuck it, here we go.
Now, just 24 hours ago, two
hunters were fatally attacked
by some sort of wild animal or creature
out here on this property.
Now, this land is part
of a very popular ranch
in the community, which
is even more reason why
we should investigate to
see if this has anything to do
with the elusive Sasquatch.
We are now in possession of
exclusive trail camera footage
that shows some sort of
humanoid bipedal creature.
Could be the cause of all this chaos.
That's good alliteration, we
should use that take for sure.
And then there could be enough,
the creature was wounded,
so we could definitely find something.
And if we could get enough
for a proper DNA test,
this could be absolutely groundbreaking.
Now, obviously since
there were fatalities,
we have asked Officer Deputy Thomas
as the Sheriff's
Department to come out here
and be with us during
the entire investigation.
Thank you so much
for your bravery, officer.
No problem, you know,
here in Mountain Bend,
we take the safety of
our citizens very seriously.
Got to.
With this and what
happened to those hunters,
it's such a real tragedy, and I can,
or we can do anything to
prevent that from happening again,
by God, we're gonna do it.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Now, we also have a ranch hand
that works on the ranch as well.
Now, just yesterday, one of
his coworkers was also attacked,
but thankfully he only
suffered minor injuries.
Now, Mr. David Begley,
where exactly is this trail camera
at that we're looking for?
Well, it's gonna be a
little bit further up this way.
Get that tree there, we're
gonna veer to the left.
All righty, well thank you very much.
Let's head forward.
And cut.
All right, that sounded all right.
You think we should do
Did I look good?
Yeah, you looked fine.
You think we should do one more for safety?
Yeah, we do one more.
All right, cool, cool.
Lighting looks good.
All righty, here we go.
And action.
Now, just 24 hours ago, two
hunters were fatally attacked
by some sort of ancient cryptic.
Now, as we trek through the woods,
we are on the hunt for the
elusive Bogman trail cam.
Now, Mr. David, where exactly
was this trail camera set up at?
Well, I hung the camera right up there
in that tree right there, so
field of vision's gonna be
right in this area here.
Fantastic, fantastic.
That's perfect.
I know just where to start looking.
Okay, Joey, while the doc is doing that,
let's go ahead and start
setting up for some mids.
Over here! Over here!
Bring the cameras over here!
Now be careful.
Don't just charge over here
like a bunch of wild troop
of chupacabras and ruin
this perfectly good evidence.
Are these real, Doc?
These are real?
Oh, yes, Mr. Brooks,
we finally actually have something here.
Bill Nye ain't got shit on me.
Look at how beautiful that is.
Billy, Billy, these are real, right?
These aren't us?
As far as I know.
What are you talking about real?
I watch you guys' show all the time.
You find footprints every episode.
Well, that's right,
Charles, but in reality,
life isn't always that interesting,
so sometimes you gotta
take a little creative license.
That's where these things come into play.
But that ain't us.
We're sure?
We're sure they're not us.
Real as can be.
Okay, well, all right, Joey,
I guess let's get some
shots of this real quick
while the doc is
The creature was injured in the video,
so we can surely find
something else around here, right?
Yes, yes, absolutely.
While the doc is looking,
let's go ahead and get,
hey, Joey, up here, Joey, up here, man.
All right, let's go ahead
and get some mid shots
while the doc looks for some stuff.
All right, here we go.
No need.
I've already found the jackpot.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
What is this?
This is something that
no other cryptid hunter
has ever found before, blood.
Actual DNA evidence
from the creature itself.
Clearly the blood is dried,
but it should be enough to
get a proper sample for testing.
This is incredible.
Hey,
you know if this ain't
all Hollywood bullshit,
you know what this means, right?
What's that?
It means there's a real
Bigfoot out here in the woods.
The sun's going down and we're out here
with a damn spotlight,
just begging for it to react.
We've got everything we need here.
The tracks lead this way.
I suggest we move on.
All right, hey, Joey, check it out, okay.
Now that we have collected
Wait a second here.
I mean, look, now that we've
established that something
is actually out here, I mean,
it's getting dark out here.
It's probably a lot safer if
we just pick this thing up
right in the morning.
We need to pack up and come back.
I think it's safer for sure.
Hey, Deputy, I appreciate it, all right,
but I've been doing this
show for two years, okay?
Two years I've been
running around the swamps,
running around the woods,
running around the mountains,
nothing but bug bites
and ruined $3,000 suits
to answer for it, okay?
And now we've got something real here, bud.
We have something real
and tangible here, okay?
Something that we can prove to the world
that we're not crazy and make a lot
of fucking money in the
process, so you know what?
Hey, if y'all don't like it,
here's a little suggestion
for everyone out here.
If you don't wanna be
here, head back to the barn,
but the rest of us will be moving on, okay?
Billy, Joey, Doc, Stevie, get
your ass out of the bushes.
- Let's go.
- Okay, bro.
Chase that payday, boys.
Listen, I'm taking my
happy ass back up to the barn.
I'd rather be shoveling shit
than dealing with a real
Bigfoot out here in the woods.
I'm sorry, Mr. Williams, no offense.
I completely understand,
David, you're free to go.
No hard feelings.
Yeah, look, I would like to go,
but if the Sheriff found
out that I left these idiots
out here alone and something did happen,
hell, I'd wish I was the third person dead.
Well, shoot yourselves, I'm out.
He sure seemed serious.
Yeah.
You know, I gotta ask,
how freaked out are you by all this?
Percent wise?
I'd say about 65 or so, but look,
I've lived here my whole life.
I've always heard about
Bigfoot, Bogman, Sasquatch.
Never really believed any of it.
That is until yesterday.
That's not too reassuring.
I told my wife I'd be
safe out here with ya.
Well, I sure hope she feels better
about the whole situation then.
- Let's catch up.
- Yeah.
They got far along.
Richard.
Richard, look.
Look!
Do you know what this is?
It's an inukshuk.
Native Americans used to make specific
stacked rock patterns.
They used them to mark territories, trails,
hunting grounds, burial sites, even.
I've never seen one in person,
but definitely not this big.
It's definitely what this is.
It's an inukshuk.
Yeah, he's absolutely right.
How do you know that, Deputy?
Look, the nearest reservation
is less than 100 miles from
here, and in my line of work,
I like to know my surroundings.
Yes, but look at these.
These boulders are far
too large for any one person.
They're like arranged like this.
Whoever made this was incredibly powerful.
There's blood though.
Funny thing about this is we found Kevin
smashed by a boulder of this size.
Wasn't here.
It doesn't make sense.
Hey, what's that right there?
There's blood on that log too.
Oh my God, what's that smell?
Oh, Lord.
Depending on how you look at it,
it's either a really good thing
or it's a really bad thing.
Going with a really bad thing.
You mind being a little
bit more cryptic there, doc?
For decades, they've said that any time
one of the creatures is spotted,
it's always accompanied
by a foul, hideous odor.
Oh God, well, that's
definitely what this is.
Okay, guys, let's go ahead
and let's get these lights
out here into the brush.
I wanna make sure we see
this thing coming a mile away
and it's pretty difficult
to attack something
with a light in your face.
Get that thing out, come on.
Or you could lead it right to it.
Deputy, I don't know if
you've picked up on this,
but that's what we want, okay?
We're trying to find.
What was that?
Over there?
I think it came from over here.
What is that?
Fascinating.
- So it is true.
- What?
Back in the '70s, four loggers recorded
a supposed conversation
between two of the creatures.
Dozens of sights been seen since,
but no one has ever been able to record it
except for the loggers.
Hey, Stevie, we're
rolling on this, right?
Yeah, bro, I've been
rolling this whole time.
Coming in loud and clear.
Be quiet.
Listen, we wanna get
to... Turn the lights on.
Shut up.
Let's see if we can make out a pattern.
Location.
What the hell was that?
And what the hell was that?
There?
Listen.
At the end of the day, this
is some kind of apex predator
we're dealing with, right?
And we are in his territory at night,
so I think it's probably a good idea
for us to take the samples,
get back to the cabin,
and we can come back
tomorrow, but now we know it's real.
Now we know that it's here.
We can come back and try again.
Okay, yeah, you're right.
Let get the hell outta here.
Hey, Deputy, if you're
gonna pull that weapon out,
now would be the time to do so.
You know, this is
the first time we agree.
- What is that, bro?
- Whoa, okay.
What is that, boss?
Let's get outta here.
Let's go, run, run, run.
- I'll follow you, Deputy.
- Stay cool, though.
- We gotta get outta here.
- This is real.
- It's too real.
- Crazy shit.
Watch out.
Y'all hear him?
- Look out.
- Come on, man.
We gotta get out of here!
- Now, come on.
- Move it, hillbilly.
Go!
Where the hell you all going?
This way into the bull chute.
It's locked! We're trapped!
It's locked!
Everybody get down, get down.
Be quiet.
Quiet.
Put the flashlights down.
He's here, he's here, quiet, be quiet.
- He's here.
- Shut up.
Light's off.
Joey, put the camera up there.
Dude, put the fucking camera up there,
we gotta get a shot of this.
- Put it up.
- Higher.
My arm.
Come on, Joey.
Right over here.
Over here, Joey.
I can't believe we got it.
Joey, is your arm all right, bud?
It's fucking broken, what do you think?
Doc, we need you, bro.
I'm not that kind of doctor.
Don't even try to move.
Yeah, it's definitely dislocated.
Are you a doctor?
I'm an RN.
It's been a few years, but I mean, God,
we need to get into a hospital, guys.
Look, there's a clinic
about 15 minutes up the road.
I can get into it.
Look, I'd suggest the rest
to get outta here as well.
Deputy, I appreciate your concern,
but we've got plenty of work to do here.
Well, look here, Dick,
looks like your work
is gonna get somebody else killed.
Billy, Steve, y'all should
get outta here too, man.
All right, look, Joey, you knew the risk
we were gonna take when we came out here
to do this shit in the first place, man.
I mean, sorry, bro, but
That's the job, man.
Price of progress.
I didn't know there was
really a fucking Bigfoot.
This is just a damn paycheck to me.
Hey, this isn't just a damn
paycheck to some of us.
This is the sum total of
my whole life's work, get it?
I've spent years chasing these
cryptics, chasing humanoids,
every other creature that
the world said didn't exist.
I've had years of people
laughing behind my back
and to my face.
Now you're telling me
that I can see these things
with my own two eyes and that they're real,
that they're intelligent
and aggressively territorial,
and you want me to leave?
Ha ha ha! I'm sorry, fellas,
you couldn't drive me away from this. Real.
Stevie, come on, man,
let's go play some Xbox.
No, bro, I think I'm good, actually.
What?
Yeah, I mean, Bigfoot's real.
This is my first job and
it's exciting stuff, bro.
That is what I'm
talking about, my friend.
See, that's the attitude
that we need right there.
Listen, Joey,
I appreciate all the hard work you've done,
but I think it's time for you to go ahead
and just get the...
Look, I can get him
to the clinic, like I said.
Mr. Williams, you sure
you want me to go ahead
and take ya out back to your family?
This is my property, guys.
I'm gonna have to stay here
and see how this pans out.
I'll call my wife.
Suit yourself.
Let's go, Dep.
This way.
Oh my God.
Is everyone else okay?
Yeah, I mean, the sheriff
came back this morning,
took official statements
and then just hightailed
it back outta there.
So the cops don't wanna
have anything to do with this.
That's not good.
Now, are you sure you're okay?
Mom, Mom, what's happening?
Is it Bigfoot?
James, baby, I'm on the phone.
He just wants to know if Bigfoot's real.
Hey, you too, I'm
trying to hear your father.
Sounds like everyone's
having a great time
and getting along.
It would be a whole lot
better if you were here.
I know.
Look, I'm gonna head over there tonight.
No way in hell I'm staying
out here another night.
Oh, come on.
Why not now?
I'm waiting for David right now.
He's not answering his phone.
Hell, I don't even know if he's
gonna come into work today.
We gotta fix some stuff on this cabin
and then I'll be on my way then.
Just hurry and get here.
I'll call when I'm on my way, babe.
I love you.
Hey, tell the kids I love them too.
We love you too.
Now, Dr. Benjamin Martin
are testing the samples
right now and we hope to
have results within the hour.
Cut.
Let's reset.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
Just find a place to
settle in and just be quiet
and we'll get your
interview here in a minute.
Whoa, my interview?
Yes, your interview.
Mr. Williams, we need you.
You're an integral part
of this entire investigation.
We need your perspective,
the owner's perspective.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.
My wife signed the form.
I just signed the form from my son, James.
I mean, as far as your show goes,
I'm not even supposed to be here.
Hey, listen, man, I feel like
I've been very nice with you
and I think you need to
start playing ball here, okay?
Richard, he's not even in
any of the previous footage,
so who cares anyway?
We can always get
the wife's interview later.
Like he said, she's the one
that signed the paperwork.
Fine, whatever, as
long as we get one of 'em.
All right, we'll go again.
Here we go.
Richard, Richard, come look at this.
Come on.
Excuse you, come on, move.
I'm not gonna sign a waiver.
Don't be a fucking dead ass.
All right.
All right, Billy, get behind that camera.
Got it.
- I look good?
- Oh yeah.
All right, here we go.
So what we have here, doc.
So after extensive testing on the hair,
the blood, plus the plaster footprint,
I've determined that we
are dealing with a creature
that is male, approximately
seven to 7 1/2 feet tall,
800 pounds, and just over 200 years old.
Wow, that's one hell of a beast, doctor.
Yes, Mr. Brooks.
We have a true missing link here
between modern man and
our ancient ape ancestors.
So what do we do now?
Cut!
Listen, man.
Listen, if you wanna be on the show,
sign a release, all right?
Unless you're on the signed release,
do yourself a favor, do us all a favor,
shut the hell up, all right?
Look, buddy, this may
be another film thing for you,
but this is my life.
After you move on, my
family, me, we gotta live here,
so what do you plan on doing about all this
because I don't see you
surviving another night.
This is not my first
rodeo and I never make
the same mistakes twice, all right?
In fact, I've already made some phone calls
to an old army buddy of
mine from the Afghan war,
and him and his squad
will be here within the hour.
Y'all talking about them
scary looking military guys
coming up the road?
Speak of the devil and he appears.
- Richard, Richard.
- Here we go.
Jesus Christ, what the
hell have you done now?
What I had to, gentlemen, what I had to.
Snake, Bird man, secure the perimeter.
I want motion flares and trip wires.
Anything, absolutely anything comes
within 100 yards of that
tree line, we know about it.
I got a bad feeling about this, Richard.
Doesn't it seem a bit excessive?
Tank, you're here with me.
Start setting up that tracking equipment.
I'm gonna go talk to Mr. Game Show Host.
All right, I'm on it.
Excessive? You serious?
After last night, you
wanna go back out there
in the woods without protection?
That was fun, fun times for you, right?
Yeah, you call me when the job's done.
- Roger that.
- Roger this.
Nash.
Good to see you, bud, how ya doing?
I got here as soon as I could, Dick.
Such a charmer.
Now luck, man,
from the looks of this
town and these people,
restaurants, gas stations, you, yeah, you,
it looks like you got yourself
a Sasquatch problem.
Listen, Nash, I know
we've done some shady shit
in the past, things that
we've done together, all right,
but when I tell you
that this thing is legit,
I mean it, okay?
I've seen him, I've smelt him.
Two men have already died and two men
have already been hurt, man, I really,
we need your help out here, all right?
Hold, okay, dude, I believe you.
Calm down, man, but what
exactly do you need from us?
All right, man, here's the thing.
We're going back out there again tonight
and I am going to prove once and for all
that this thing is real,
whether we gotta bring
back a dead body or not.
No, no, no, you
can't just kill this thing.
This isn't some mindless beast.
Listen, our best option
is not just to go out there
and kill it and ask questions later.
- Doc.
- Don't you get that.
Doc, I get it, all right?
Science, woo! Science is cool, but listen,
two people are already dead, all right?
And you know what happens
when people die, doc?
Lawsuits happen.
Family members just love to sue.
I'm not gonna have
another lawsuit on my hands
and I damn sure ain't
gonna be another dead body
out there in the woods.
Richard, dude, think about it.
You kill it, it's done in one
episode, you tag it, track it.
Dude, we got seasons
and seasons of ad revenue.
Point. I mean, think about it.
It's definitely worth more
to us alive than dead, right?
I mean, just the museum, the artifacts,
they would pay really, really good money
for the rights to that.
That could fund us for, for
the foreseeable future at least.
Yeah, yeah, it could.
All right, okay, well,
tell about this tracking plan that you got.
It's the exact same process
as tracking the great whites.
All we have to do is get close enough
and then we've got the specialized dart gun
I've already developed and we get close,
we tag it, let it go away.
We stay out of the way.
Let the tracker do all the work.
It's easy.
We don't need these guys.
So do you think your guys
can get close enough to tag this thing?
Bird man, he's the best
sniper I have ever known.
He can damn sure get the job done.
All right, let's go for it.
But when shit goes sideways,
I mean the second shit goes sideways,
I want you to open it up full auto.
Full auto?
I'm not having these yahoos turn my ranch
into Swiss cheese, dude.
Hey, Chuck, I get it,
scary times, but listen,
and damage that happens to the barn,
the show will clearly pay for.
Within reason.
None of this has been within reason.
What you think about it, boss?
Let's rock and roll, baby.
Yeah, let's do this.
Roll baby.
Here comes the two knuckleheads now.
- What's up, guys, fellas?
- What's going on?
How's that tree line out there looking?
Don't worry, we got it wrapped up tighter
- than a duck's ass.
- Oh yeah.
What the fuck does that
mean, you fucking idiot?
A duck's ass has gotta be watertight.
Watertight, you're up, dude, man.
Not what your mom
was telling me last night.
My mom? We still in high school, man?
She likes 'em young.
God dammit, you fucking piece of...
You realize my mom is your aunt?
Cool it guys, cool it.
- Mother fuck.
- You listen to me.
Cool it or I'm gonna get
a new shit in my band.
- You got that?
- Stab him.
- You got that?
- Yeah, whatever.
Now y'all listen up.
Hey guys, stop the nonsense,
stop the bullshit, okay?
We're here to do a job,
get paid and go home.
- You understand me?
- Yeah.
You hear me?
Stop the bullshit.
We roll out in 15, let's go.
Let's go, hit it.
Fucking absolute waste of money.
I mean, they do know that
my time is important, right?
I got better things that I could be doing
then running around in the
fucking woods looking for, hey!
- What's up, Richard?
- Where's Stevie at, brother?
Dude, I was just back at the ranch.
Joey walks out, figured he's here to grovel
- for his job back.
- Of course he is.
Yeah, then Stevie pulls
up and Joey hops in the car
and they take off, so I got
no idea where they went,
what they're doing, but I
know that I got the camera,
so I'm the guy.
Well, fuck it, we'll do it.
Hey doc, doc, are the come coming in?
You can hear things through the camera.
Everything seems to
be working on this end.
Cameras, trackers,
everything's coming in clear.
All right, cool, cool, cool.
Well, let's do this.
All right, here we go.
And three, two, one.
Now we are just 24 hours
after our initial contact
with a bonafide guaranteed real sighting
of a real Sasquatch here
in Mountain Bend, Arkansas.
Now, as you can see, I
have taken extreme measures
to make sure that
safety is an utmost factor
in this investigation
and that no lives are lost.
Now, our very own
cryptozoologist, Dr. Benjamin Martin,
has devised his very own tracking device
so that we can tag the
creature and track him
for years on end, doctor.
Yes, Mr. Brooks, this
tracker is very small,
barely larger than the eye of a needle,
so when it's fired at the creature,
it will embed itself into its skin,
barely noticeable to him,
but it will allow us to track his movements
and migratory patterns
and find out so much more
about the creature.
Yes, yes, yes, absolutely.
Now, just last night when we were attacked,
we were standing next to a
Native American known as a...
Hang on a second.
It was just right here, just last night.
It was just here last night.
There.
As you can tell, just from last night,
the huge inukshuk structure
was just sitting right here.
That doesn't make any sense.
Native Americans used
to use these for tracking
and for communication between the tribes.
Why? What purpose would he have?
Why would he move them?
It's clearly been,
there's a trail of blood.
My gosh, Bird man.
Billy, it's been moved.
It's been moved.
My God.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Can't believe it.
Just last night.
What the hell is that?
That's our quarry, gentlemen.
Doc, doc, you're getting all this, right?
It's coming into the speakers?
Oh, yes, loud and clear.
It's all perfectly,
it's the exact same
frequency as it was before.
Hey boss, if they're
using these rock formations
as communication, and now
we hear all these noises...
What are you getting at soldier?
What he's getting at is,
is this the only creature?
Oh my God.
Oh my God, they're right, they're right.
Why didn't I think of that?
Of course, these creatures
are ancient as a race, right?
So why wouldn't they follow
the same customs and traditions?
There could be a whole group of 'em.
There could be a whole
tribe of 'em out there.
Why wouldn't there be more than one?
Well, boys, that's never a good sign.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah, that's it.
All right, guys, that
means the creature's close.
Nash, y'all got that tracking equipment?
- Yeah.
- Now's the time.
Snake, you're here with me.
Tank, Bird man, let's clear this area out.
All right, Captain.
No!
Oh! Goddamn.
Oh my God.
Shut him off!
- Shut him off!
- Shit.
Son of a bitch.
Billy, what are you doing?
Get down there, get
a shot of this! Get this!
What the fuck y'all doing?
He's right in his fucking jaws.
Whoa! Richard, Richard,
tell him to stop firing.
Tell him to stop immediately.
The tracker is working.
I repeat, the tracker is working.
Oh, no, no, no.
This has already gotten
too far out of control.
They've gotta get out of there now.
There's gotta be something we could do.
Was that Dad?
What did you say?
He didn't answer.
That's odd.
Think it could be the Bigfoot?
I don't know, honey.
I don't know.
Michelle, what are you doing?
I'm going to see my Dad.
- No, you're not.
- Why not?
Because it's not safe out there.
It's not safe out there, exactly.
I'm gonna see him to make sure he's okay.
Look, I know you are
worried about your father
and so am I, but the
reason why you two are here
is because it's safer here than out there.
Are you gonna drive me
or am I gonna have to walk?
Bob agrees.
James, get your shoes on.
- Yes!
- We're going.
To the car, to the car.
Get in, get in.
Down, down.
Clear.
Doc, doc, the tracking
equipment, we need it right now,
right this second.
I mean, we hear the
damn thing and fuck sake,
we fucking smell it,
but we need to know where the fuck he is,
like right now.
No, no, there's no way I'm gonna help you
destroy the greatest scientific
discovery of my entire life.
Doc, Martin, don't
just leave us out here.
Doc!
Snake, where did you and
Bird man lay them trip wires?
About 200 yards east,
right going into the
camp, so no matter what,
we gotta go right through 'em.
Hell yeah, we can use that.
Where was he? He was right behind us.
I don't know, man, I can only smell him.
Billy, what are you doing?
You should be filming this all.
- Filming.
- Yes.
You want me to fucking film right now?
Fuck this shit, I'm not
filming anything else right now.
- Billy.
- Sit your dumb ass down.
I'm not sitting down at
all, man, fuck this, dude.
I've got blood on my hands, Richard.
You've got blood on your hands.
We're in the middle of
the fucking woods, Billy.
I'm not doing this shit anymore.
You wanna film something?
Film it yourself and give me this.
I'll check you later, man.
Goodbye, guys, you're sitting ducks.
You know how much that camera cost?
Fuck him.
What the fuck are we gonna do?
Ungrateful little fucking prick.
Film all this shit myself.
All right, where are you motherfucker,
you big hairy shit stack?
Could smell you in every
square inch around me,
where are ya?
Why can't you show yourself, coward?
Oh shit, holy shit.
Well, gents, we were gonna move,
now's the time to do so.
Let's go, doc, we gotta help 'em.
Come on, doc, you gotta do something.
At least tell 'em where the damn thing is.
Richard, he's close.
He should have a visual by now.
I mean, he's moving in fast.
Stop firing at the ranch!
Charles, you wanna know.
Listen up, Buttercup, think
you can do a better fucking job?
Down, motherfucker.
What the fuck?
Please, God, I don't wanna do this anymore.
I don't wanna do this anymore.
I just wanna go home.
I wanna go home.
Please, please, don't.
Don't!
I didn't mean to upset you!
All right, boys, let's aim.
Let's get it.
What the hell is this?
I don't share the doctor's no-kill policy.
No!
Get it off me!
Get it off me!
Get him off me!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I just knew it, I knew something
was wrong with him, Mom.
Dad, was that the real Bigfoot?
That's the real Bigfoot, guys.
Damn, I'm glad to see y'all.
Oh baby, are you okay?
I was so scared.
Wait.
Are you okay, Dad?
What's going on?
- Oh, Jesus.
- What's this?
Thank you.
Howdy. Biscuit!
Hey, Biscuit, hey girl.
Hey, hey, look girl, you're
gonna have to get down.
- I'm hurt here.
- Biscuit back, Biscuit back.
How you doing?
Hey, sheriff, well, you know,
they say I'm gonna be doing better,
but it just hurts like hell is all.
It looks like it's pretty painful.
I figure you got your
time off coming though.
More than you know, Sheriff.
I'm officially putting in my notice.
Oh yeah, that is a nasty head wound.
You're gonna need stitches.
How's everybody doing over here?
Jesus Christ!
You okay?
Little worse for wear,
Sheriff, but we'll survive.
Where's the host with the most at?
Richard?
They already took him to the hospital.
Crushed ankle, concussion.
I don't think he's gonna
come back, but he'll live.
He'll live to host another day.
Still think there'll
be a show after this?
No, there's not gonna
be a show after this.
The whole crew either
got killed or injured,
not to mention his army
buddies that he called in.
They all died too.
He's gonna have a lot to account for,
for all the pain he's caused here today.
Yeah, well, what you gonna do now, doc?
Me?
Now that I know all of
my theories and research
have been validated, now that
I know Sasquatches are real,
I'm gonna stick it out.
I keep going, press on.
I have to.
Now I'm more curious than ever.
Curious about what?
About what else is out there.
What else is real.
Come on man, get out
the way, it's my turn next.
My name's up on the screen.
No, I brought this with me.
I'm gonna drink it up
here while I'm singing.
Y'all don't know this, but I
lost my Dave to that Bigfoot.
He ate his face off.
Just you, Dave.
I know that guy.
What? I'm a cryptozoologist,
I'm not a priest.
I'm allowed to look good.
Besides, I mean, I proved Bogman's real.
I can't be the Boggy
Bottom Boys with just one guy.
That Bigfoot took everything
that meant anything to me.
This is for you, Dave.
He crumpled over us like that.
You know, it's fine.
I proved it's real and I,
I need another drink.
This is for you, Dave.
Ladies and gentlemen,
before I get into any of
the specifics, I just wanna,
the town of Mountain Bend, Arkansas,
is on the map. Woo!
We have found the missing
link right here in our town, baby.
Oh!
The good doctor here, with his help,
and after the,
the unfortunate sacrifices
of many of the town folks
and others that are still missing,
we mourn their loss together.
But, with that said, I'm mean,
we're open for business folks,
our towns, our shops.
Bigfoot is real and he is here. Woo!
Let's go!
Now, I'll open it up for
questions if anybody's ready.
Yes, Mr. Mayor, I'm Chloe Anderson
with KBFT Eyewitness News.
There's been allegations
of malfeasance in office
regarding a coroner's report.
Would you care to comment?
No more questions.
You know, sometimes I'll
look up at the stars and wonder,
maybe I really am a monster.