The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie (2024) Movie Script
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An asteroid?
Astronomer's log.
An asteroid seems to have
appeared in our solar system.
I am concerned
about its trajectory.
I need to calculate the...
Huh?
A second anomaly?
It's coming right at the Earth
with incredible velocity.
I must be looking at...
a UFO?
Come on!
Well, now, who do we have here?
Porky Pig and Daffy Duck.
Walk over to Farmer Jim, boys!
Whoa!
Hoo, woo-hoo!
And so, Gabby Goat
kept smiling and dancing.
Gabby was so happy that he--
He decided
to play with his friend.
That is the...
All right. Let 'er rip, Pork-O!
Woo-hoo!
That's it
Happy b-b-birthday, Daffy!
Oh, Porky! It's beautiful!
Let's try it out!
Aw,
I'm glad you like it.
All right.
I know you can do it.
Oh, whoa...
That a boy, Porky!
Your turn now, Daffy.
Huh?
Look, Pa. No training wheels!
Woo-hoo!
That is one looney duck.
Oh!
Oink-oink, pig boy!
Huh? Argh!
Eh, D-D-Daffy, are you sure
this is a good--
Woo-hoo!
Yeah...
Can I go back to my room now?
Looking good
That is the...
Listen here, boys.
The world can be a cruel place.
But as long as you two
stick together,
you'll be all right.
Oh, and one more thing.
Don't forget
to take care of your home.
Farmer Jim, he's g-g-gone!
It's okay, pal. Let it all out.
Why, hello there,
little birdie.
Now let's see what's on
the calendar for today.
Annual Home Standards Review?
Oh, I didn't re-re-realize
that was today.
I'd better wake up Daffy.
Daffy, wake up.
Wake up, Daffy.
You won't... you won't
take me alive...
What are you?
Oh, Daffy.
It's...
Daffy, wake up!
The subterranean
spider-people are real,
I tell you!
Oh, morning, Porky.
What's with the early
wake-up call?
Today's our
Annual Home Standards Review.
Ah, yes, the good old
Annual Home Standards Review.
What is that again?
We talked
about this before.
This is the day
when an inspector comes
to make sure our house
is living up to
community standards.
Okay.
As long as we're done before
Extraterrestrial Cover-ups
comes on TV.
Yeah, well, don't worry.
I made a checklist
of everything we need to do.
I think we'll get it done.
Okey dokey, Porky.
Let's get crack-a-lackin'.
Okay, first things first.
Grass must not appear
dead and brown.
Check!
Well, we got that covered.
Wooden steps must be
free from holes,
and safe to walk on.
That should work.
Check.
Gotta make sure the gutters
are fully functional.
And free of sludge.
Yard waste must be--
Eradicated!
Must make sure
there are no cracks
on the w-w-walkway.
Daffy, I said no cracks.
Oh! Sorry.
Well, Porky,
we're all finished.
Here's to
passing this inspection
and living another year
just the way we like it.
Yeah, j-j-just the way
"we" like it.
Hmm.
Don't worry, chum.
I'll handle this
middle-aged busybody.
Hello there,
Miss Inspector Lady.
I'm sure you'll find
that our humble abode
meets your specifications.
Feel free to inspect
as you please.
Hmm? Yes.
I suppose everything
seems satisfactory...
with the exception
of...
...your roof!
Our roof?
There's a giant hole
in our roof!
That is what we call
a code violation,
and it breaks the law.
If you do not have
a functioning roof
within ten days, this property
will be condemned,
seized by the authorities,
demolished.
And this ungodly eyesore
will be eliminated
from our the perfect
neighborhood once and for all!
-Demolished?
-What?
You heard right.
No roof, no home.
Gee whiz, she's ruthless.
Well, at least
I'm not "roofless."
Good luck...
...losers!
Shoo! Shoo, you lousy birds!
This is horrible.
How did we not notice
this giant hole in our roof?
I don't know.
But we can't survive
if we lose our home.
What would Farmer Jim
think of this?
This will not stand.
We must investigate.
Hmm.
Giant hole. Missing roof.
Uh-huh, mm-hmm.
What's this?
Ew!
Hey, Porkman,
what do you make of all this?
It's probably related
to the termite problem
we've been putting off.
Yeah, termites
explain the hole, all right.
But what about this goo?
Well, that's easy.
We also have a serious
m-m-mold infestation.
Oh! I was gonna say
inter-dimensional ectoplasm,
but I guess you're right.
Well, here it is,
our entire life savings.
All right!
This should be
more than enough.
That is nowhere near enough.
Call me when you two
chump-change cheapskates
get your hands
on some real money.
Hmph!
Oh, jeez!
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
Daffy, calm down.
There is one thing we can do.
Wait for a stimulus check?
No.
Get a job.
A job?
You mean like work?
Yeah, a j-j-job.
That way, we can
earn some money
to pay off our roof repair.
But we've never worked
a day in our lives.
Well, now is
a good time to start.
Besides a little
re-re-responsibility
and good old-fashioned
hard work might do us good.
Yeah, a job.
There's no possible way
two capable characters like us
could screw that up.
Hey, this paper boy job
is a piece of...
It's easy!
And it's about
to get even easier,
thanks to my pedal-powered
periodical projectile pusher.
-Daffy, I don't think--
-Woo-hoo!
-Daffy, no!
-Woo-hoo!
Fired!
Welcome to Beans Brew Coffee.
Can I take your order?
Can I get a medium triple-mocha
sugar-free latte,
non-fat, non-dairy,
light creamer,
easy ice, upside down,
extra whip,
half teaspoon
of vanilla sweetener,
a dusting of cinnamon,
a quarter-full,
room for milk--
We serve coffee here!
What you trying to pull, huh?
Who are you?
What are you after anyways?
Are we being filmed?
Fired!
Don't worry, sir.
Our rideshare service
will have you
to the airport in no time.
A bottle of water, sir?
Just hop on the landing gear!
It's perfectly safe!
You got this!
Bon voyage!
And don't forget
to give us a "like."
You are fired!
Fired! Fired!
Fired!
Fired!
Fired! Fired! Fired!
Do you really think
we can make money
being influencers?
Of course we can.
All we need is the right look.
Did we get a million views
and make some roof money?
You're canceled.
Boy, that really
blew up in our face--
That's all, folks!
Oh, D-D-Daffy,
what are we gonna do?
We're gonna lose our home!
We've gotta
stay positive, Porky.
We still have two days.
That's plenty of time
to turn things around.
Shakes are on the house, boys.
It looks like you both
could use some cheering up.
See, things are already
turning around.
What did Farmer Jim say?
"As long as we stick together,
we'll be all right."
I suppose so.
Trust me,
the right opportunity
is bound to come our way
sooner or later.
I got it.
Maybe we can get into
underground fighting.
I can train you.
I mean, how hard could it be?
Or maybe we can be
delivery drivers.
I hear they have
great benefits.
And then, once we finish
night school,
we could teach English
to foreigners.
Or maybe we could get jobs
as animation executives.
Porky, you listening to me?
Ah!
I see what you're looking at.
Mm-hmm.
Boy, does that look delicious.
I bet you want a piece of that,
eh, buddy?
Hmm? Huh? Hmm? I gotcha.
Daffy, no!
Let me do the talking.
You do the watching,
and I'll get you
some of that tasty dish.
Daffy! Please!
Hey, Joe,
how about a slice
of that cherry pie
for my friend over there?
Oh, no, I don't need any pie.
Thank you.
Guess he changed his mind.
He sure has a moody appetite.
Maybe it's a pig thing.
Uh, no offense.
Say, I don't think I've seen
you around here before.
I'm Daffy Duck.
Hi, I'm Petunia Pig.
Nice to meet you.
That indecisive
scatterbrain over there
is my BFF, Porky Pig.
Uh, hi.
Say, would you like to join us
in our booth?
We can always use
the extra company.
Sure! Nice to meet you both.
So, are you just dropping in
for a cup of coffee?
Uh, yes. I mean, no.
Well, actually,
more like flavor sampling.
I'm a flavor scientist
at the gum factory.
So, are you in charge
of that new flavor
everyone is so excited about?
Super Strongberry?
Ugh! No way.
Between us, it's just
the same old flavor,
only repackaged
with a "Strong" in front of it.
You know,
you've got to take risks
if you want to make
something really good.
Me, I'm on the quest
to make the world's
most perfect flavor.
I'm close. Really close.
But I haven't
quite cracked it yet.
Question is, could this coffee
be the missing ingredient...
Uh, you... you wouldn't
want to happen to--
Ooh! Let me try.
Ah, yes. Mmm.
How does it taste?
Very fruity.
Any tingling?
Shortness of breath?
Sweeter than I expected.
All right, he hasn't
turned green yet. That's good.
Though I can't
quite pinpoint...
the aftertaste.
Wow, that was crazy!
How did you do that?
Huh?
It's nothing, really.
Just a series
of chemical reactions
that lead to a crazy explosion,
but not a literal explosion,
a flavor explosion.
That's what
I'm trying to achieve.
Anyway. What do you guys do?
Absolutely nothing.
We can't even hold down a job
for more than--
Actually, we're in the middle
of a career transition.
It's just that people
don't appreciate
our specialized skill set.
Tell me about it.
People are so set
in their ways.
They're just afraid
of the unknown.
Not us. We're not afraid
of nothing.
We're a couple of
old-fashioned risk-takers.
You know, it would be great
to have a couple of like-minded
allies at the factory.
And I know they're hiring
extra workers
to help with the new
Super Strongberry rollout.
If you're interested.
-Interested?
-We'd love to!
Great. I'll see what I can do.
Come on by tomorrow morning.
Why, this is just
the opportunity
we've been waiting for.
Woo-hoo!
Oh, sorry to cut things
short, guys,
but I have some
rotting eggs to check on.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
-Bye! Nice meeting you.
-So long.
Thanks again.
See, Porky?
As long as we stick together,
we'll be all right.
Okay, the job's pretty simple.
You push the button,
you pull the crank.
Mess up once and you're fired.
So just to clarify...
This crank here?
It's the only crank
in the building, Einstein.
Okay, Daffy.
You heard what the man said.
I'm gonna push this button.
And I'm gonna smash the crank.
Daffy, no!
You're supposed
to p-p-pull the crank.
Oh!
That's right, I forgot.
Pull the crank.
Okay. Off to a good start.
Push the button.
And pull the crank.
Push the button.
And pull the crank.
-Push the button.
-And pull the crank.
-Push the button.
-And pull the crank.
Push the button.
And pull the crank.
Push the button.
And pull the crank.
-Push the button.
-And pull the crank.
Congratulations on completing
your first successful shift.
Not that that's
any sort of accomplishment.
Thanks, Mr. Bossman.
I can't believe it.
We're actually
working well together.
Amazing, isn't it?
I think we've finally
found our calling
as entry-level factory workers.
And if we keep this up,
we'll have enough money
to fix our roof in no time.
Yeah, as long as
the plot doesn't twist.
Hey, Daffy.
I'm gonna g-g-grab
a quick refreshment.
Sounds good, pal.
Hmm.
Maybe I'll try to meet
some new people.
Hey, you seem like
the friendly type.
Care to go back and forth
about the weather with me?
Mister?
Chew!
"Chew"?
Is that some sort of
gum factory employee greeting?
You know, because
chewing gum...
Sheesh!
I thought everyone here
was friendly.
That looks exactly like
the goo from the roof.
Something's screwy
about that fella.
And I know screwy.
Hoo-hoo!
Hmm. I wonder
if this could work.
Hey, Petunia,
anybody ever tell you
that sponges are for cleaning
and not for eating?
What a freak!
Hmm!
Whatever.
Come on, guys.
We better leave before she
blows up the break room again.
Have fun with your new flavor.
At least it's not another
boring berry reboot.
What a nerd!
Yuck! What a bunch
of corporate drones.
Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah. Squid ink.
Blue mugs!
Oh, hey, Porky.
How's it going?
Sorry. I didn't mean to
startle you.
I just noticed,
we both have b-b-blue mugs.
Oh, yeah.
Matching mugs.
So are you d-d-doing
some more tests on coffee?
No. Um, actually, I made
some dandelion squid ink tea.
Wanna try?
Oh, I'd love to!
It t-t-tastes delicious.
Whoa!
It's okay, Porky.
Thanks for offering up
your taste buds.
Excuse me.
I don't mind, Petunia.
You can tickle my taste buds
anytime you want.
Huh?
Oh! Uh, for science, of course.
Oh, right.
For science, of course,
You know, Porky,
I'm really glad
you started working here.
It's nice to make
a new fr-fr-fr...
Oh, you mean make a new, eh,
fr-fr-fr...
...acquaintance!
Yeah, sorry.
I tend to stutter
when I get a little nervous.
Oh, no need to apologize.
I stutter even when
I'm not a-a-a-eh-anxious.
A-ha!
Oh!
...right at the
Earth with incredible velocity.
I must be looking at... a UFO!
What in the world
is going on here?
Chew...
That's a
good little chew toy.
It's time for the next phase
of my plan.
Soon this tangy, juicy gum
will force
the doomed inhabitants
of this helpless little planet
to bow before me,
and my superior intellect.
Then, I will take
their most precious resource
and make it all mine!
Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby
And I'm 'bout to get you
Wrapped up so very fine
Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby
Ooey, gooey Chewy
Chew me out of my mind
Ah, ooh, I love to kiss her
Love to hold her
Love to miss her
Love to scold her
Love to love her like I do
Ooey little Chewy
Don't know
what you doin' to me
But you do it to me
What I want you to
Well, Chewy,
Mrs. Grecht.
The new flavor celebration
is looking absolutely splendid!
Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
But splendid would be
if we can get
the banner straight!
And where is our gum shipment?
People will be here shortly.
Well, it's about time!
I'd like those boxes
placed orderly.
Is she
always like this?
Yes, she is.
Well, it was really nice
talking to you, Porky.
I guess I gotta get back
to the flavor lab.
Yeah, and I got
some buttons to push.
Attention,
all gum factory employees.
A reminder that our new
Super Strongberry
global gum launch will start
with a kickoff celebration
today at four o'clock
outside of City Hall.
Eh, say, Petunia,
would you maybe
wanna go with me
to the Super Strongberry
celebration?
You know, to support
the ne-ne-new flavor?
Support
that new flavor?
Oh, that is the last thing
I want to do.
But I'd love to go
and hang out with you.
Really?
Yeah. Let's meet
out front before.
Okay, great.
Porky!
Thank goodness
I found you.
I don't want to alarm you,
but there are some
incredibly strange
and wildly
conspiratorial things
happening to this very factory
as we speak!
What strange things?
Oh... Hello again.
Uh, Daffy, what in the world
are you talking about?
Oh, I'll tell you.
The goo
from our roof is here!
Now, I thought I told you
not to make inside jokes
at the, uh, w-w-w-workplace.
-Excuse us.
-Huh?
We're gonna get
some fresh air.
Uh, okay.
See you after work!
Now, you listen here, Daffy.
These conspiracy
theories of yours
are gonna get us
into t-t-trouble!
If we want to fix our roof
and save the house,
you gotta keep this, eh,
c-c-crazy talk to yourself!
Why don't you go for a walk
and cool down?
And please, promise not to
yell out anything looney.
But-- But--
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe Porky is right.
I just gotta take a walk
and cool down.
There's nothing
strange going on.
People just want to celebrate
and show their town pride.
Yeah, hanging out,
playing games,
and buying some gum.
-Hey, is that the new flavor?
-Sure is.
Arrived just in time
for today's celebration.
Well, I'm just gonna have
to give that a chew.
Chew?
Chew...
Mmm.
Chew...
Oh! A bit gooier
than I imagined.
Chew...
Goo? Chew?
-Chew...
-Chew!
All right, sister!
Spit that chewing gum out!
Hello?
That gum just blinked.
-And now it's looking at me.
-Chew?
Chew!
What do you want?
I gotta do
something about this.
What is that?
A duck?
How does it know?
He'll ruin everything!
What the--
Get me another--
Ow! Ow! Ow!
-Chew, chew.
-Don't touch me!
Get me another visual!
Chew, chew, chew!
Help! The gum is watching us!
It's doing things
to people's minds!
Crazy duck!
Can't you see what's going on?
It's the new Goodie Gum flavor!
It's changing people!
Please, stay away from us!
This duck is a buffoon.
No one will ever
take him seriously.
He poses no threat to my plan,
so let him "chew"
his way out of danger.
Chew.
Stop the wedding!
The gum has evil goo in it!
Welcome, Townspeople!
We've got plenty
of free samples
of the new Super Strongberry
gum for everyone!
I gotta warn everybody!
I gotta warn them all!
It's the gum!
It's the gum!
All right! Now,
to kick off this celebration
with Grandview's very own
Gary and the Gumballs!
What's up, Grandview?
-Who's ready to chew?
-Nobody!
Citizens of Grandview,
the new Goodie Gum is turning
everyone into zombies!
Uh, is...
is this part of the show?
What? A hysterical,
naked duck at the event?
I gotta see this.
D-D-Daffy!
Hmm.
I hope Porky's here soon.
Please, don't do
something crazy!
Please, don't do
something crazy!
Please-- Oh!
I'm not doing something crazy!
-Daffy!
-That duck is crazy.
-What're you doing?
-Are you seeing this?
The gum,
it takes over your mind!
Excuse me. Our home! Our jobs!
I saw it in the factory!
A strange man
was putting goo into the gum!
-Now, now.
-There's a zombie right now!
Don't be fooled
by their common appearance.
The broken, slouching stature!
These big,
fake eyebrows that easily...
-Come... off!
-What are you doing?
See?
Daffy!
Don't do this!
This entire getup
is obviously a disguise!
Oh, no!
Covering their...
slimy...
interior?
Uh...
Hoo!
Well, I hope
you're happy, Daffy.
You got us fired
from the only job
we were good at.
You r-r-ruined
my date with Petunia.
And now we're down
to our last nickel
because I had to use
our roof savings
to bail you out of j-j-jail!
What's next?
But, Porky, this is bigger
than our roof problems.
You have to believe me.
Something is definitely
going on with the gum.
Oh, is that so?
Something going on
with the gum, huh?
Yeah, I'm telling ya!
It's doing something crazy
to people's brains.
Well, maybe
I just gotta show you
how crazy you sound.
One stick of Super Strongberry
gum, please.
Porky, no!
I'm tired of chewing you out,
so I'm going to
chew this myself.
Porky, wait!
Don't chew it! It's dangerous!
Daffy, stop!
It's for your own good!
-No! No! No!
-Let go!
-I won't let you chew!
-Cut it out!
Stop!
What happened? Huh?
Porky?
What the heck are you doing?
And what happened today?
My apologies, Petunia.
-I was trying to--
-Hey, wait a minute.
You're a nerdy scientist.
Can you help us figure out
what's wrong with this gum?
What's wrong with it?
What's not wrong
with it?
First off, it's generic,
unimaginative, not to mention--
No, no, no!
You don't understand.
Whenever people chew this,
they turn into zombies.
Well, if it means
I get to show the world
how horrible that flavor is,
count me in.
With my state-of-the-art
flavor testing equipment,
I should be able to figure out
if this gum
has been compromised.
And initiating chew sequence.
Chew!
Uh... Chew?
Chew! Chew, chew, chew!
Oh! What is it now?
I told you never disturb
my "me" time.
Chew, chew, chew!
Fine. Bring it here.
Chop-chop! Hurry up! Come on.
Whoa! Chew!
Chew! Chew, chew, chew...
Chew, chew.
Eight billion people
on the planet,
and I get stuck
with the stupidest one!
Chew.
No biological host?
Nothing seems to be happening.
It's that duck again.
What's this?
He's joined
by some ham-fisted friends?
Hmm. Maybe I
underestimated you.
I can't allow you
to discover my plan, now can I?
Well, so much
for my theory, huh?
Yep. Nothing remarkable
about this gum.
Just another dull,
uninspired, lackluster--
Guys?
-Oh.
-My.
Gum!
Problem solved.
Now, get out of here!
And don't interrupt me again.
Wait!
On second thought,
I have something
I need you to do.
I hope that shatterproof glass
can withstand the abuse.
Well, technically,
shatterproof glass
can withstand 24,000 pounds
per square inch
without breaking.
Oh, thank goodness.
But that's not
shatterproof glass.
Mother!
Aah! Oh!
This way!
Shh!
Daffy!
You're gonna get us caught.
Where did it go?
Shh!
Porky, Petunia-- Whoa!
Daffy!
Whatever you do,
don't let it in your mouth!
A little-- Ha!
Help...
would be--
Nice!
Sooner rather than later,
please!
We gotta help him!
Oh! Where is it?
I know it's here somewhere.
Where is it? Where is it? Ah...
I barely even know you.
Chew on this!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Grab me the citric acid
and the mentholated mint!
It's our only chance!
Which one is it?
Red and blue!
-Got it!
-Now, mix them together!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Get it off!
D-D-Done!
Throw it!
Get it off me!
Get it off me!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Oh. Is it over?
I don't know
what's in this gum,
but whatever it is,
it's not from this world.
Ooh, I wonder
what it tastes like.
Petunia!
Well, that's enough
alien-infected gum for one day.
Time to get the heck out of--
Chew!
Chew.
Oh, boy! Gum!
Chew...
They're everywhere.
Quick, turn out the lights!
Close the curtains!
And lower your voices!
Chew!
Phew!
It was nice
knowing you guys.
Now, who gets what?
It's already infected
everyone in town.
And that new flavor
was a global rollout.
Then at this rate,
it's probably spread
across the entire--
Planet!
You know, we can't
just sit here and do nothing
while the whole town
gets taken over.
I just realized,
I don't actually own anything.
That is,
except for half of our house.
Pork man.
If they get to me first,
you can have the house,
and remember
to take good care of it
like Farmer Jim wanted.
Our house.
Our promise to Farmer Jim.
Look into my eyes
You will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart
Search your soul
And when you find me there
You'll search no more
Don't tell me
it's not worth tryin' for
Don't forget
to take care of your home.
You can't tell me...
Porky!
Earth to Porky!
Are you having a flashback?
Yeah.
Guys, we have to fight.
Right here, right now.
Because we have
something worth fighting for.
Like saving our home.
And saving our town!
And saving the w-w-world!
And saving
everyone's taste buds,
so that they can
try new flavors
that will blow their minds!
We might not be
the best people for the job.
After all, Porky,
you're soft, you're a coward,
and you stutter.
And, Petunia,
You're weird.
You lick stuff
that should never be licked.
And you're a nerd!
And me?
Well, I'm just plain looney.
But none of that matters!
Because when the chips are down
and the gum zombies
are chewing,
we will rise to the occasion
and go out there
and kick some gum zombie butts!
-Woo-hoo!
-Yeah! Let's do it!
But first, we need a plan.
First things first.
Can't reverse an invasion
on an empty stomach.
That's what I always say.
Mmm.
If chewing the gum
turns people,
how do we get them...
...to s-s-stop?
Yeah. How do we undo the chew?
Hey, anyone want
some hot sauce?
Oh, no! That's not hot sauce.
That's--
My rotten
egg extract.
Thought it would be
a perfect flavor compliment
in a yeasty garlic gum base,
but everyone gags
when they smell it.
Porky, are you stinkin'
what I'm stinkin'?
Eggs-actly.
Say, Petunia, any chance you
can make more of this stuff?
Does glutamic acid salt
make flavor pop
and become more intense?
That means "yes."
Here it goes.
Wow, that worked great!
All right.
We're really gonna do it!
Two pigs and a duck!
Stinkin', singein',
and savin' lives!
I just want to know
what kind of firepower
this sucker is packing.
Careful, Daffy.
It has a sensitive--
Trigger.
Daffy! Be careful
with that thing.
Oh!
Don't worry! I'll put it out.
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
Oops, it's spreading.
Daffy, try the extinguisher!
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Just gotta break the glass.
Oh, Daffy.
I think I got it. Whoa! Oh!
I'll just go get us some more
eggs from my storage closet.
Eggs...
Okay.
Situation is under control.
Yeah, I'm gonna go help
Petunia out with those eggs.
Sounds good, Pork.
Aah!
Oh, don't worry.
I'll go get the eggs.
Oh, um, okay. I'll go top off
my propane tank then.
And that!
Spit it out, you...
Boy, I can't wait
to get out there.
Actually, Daffy,
it turns out
we're all out of eggs.
We need you
to stay here in the lab
and lay more
to fill our gas cans.
Yes, sir. Lay the--
Lay the eggs?
Yep. I checked everywhere.
I can't believe
we're fresh out.
Can't we just get some
from the store?
It's too dangerous
out there, Daffy.
But I thought Farmer Jim said--
Now, this is
an important job, Daffy.
You're the only one
who can l-l-lay the eggs.
We need you. Here.
Well, okay.
I guess I gotta do my part.
Come on,
you guys.
Time to save the world!
Thanks, Daffy.
Just stay here
and lay those eggs, okay?
Okay, cool.
You guys have fun
saving the world without me.
Where's Daffy?
Oh, he's gonna hang back
and help with the eggs.
Are you ready, Petunia?
You gas 'em, I'll blast 'em.
Chew...
What happened to me?
You were infected by an alien
mind-control gum.
See ya!
Chew!
Finally! Let me have it.
Oh, sweet resource.
You are indeed most precious.
Hmm...
No.
What the-- What is this?
Are you kidding me?
Why did you buy
so many novelty teeth?
Chew.
You imbecile!
You were supposed
to get me one thing!
What? The number of controlled
is dropping abruptly?
How is that possible?
I'll figure this out!
Great work, Petunia.
Impossible!
I thought I roasted those pigs!
That's it.
It's time to get rid of them.
Once and for all!
That's great
It starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes
An aeroplane
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane
Listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs
Don't mis-serve
your own needs
Speed it up a notch
Speak, grunt, no, strength
The ladder
starts to clatter
With fear, fight
Down, height
Uh-oh, overflow, population
Common group
But it'll do, save yourself
Serve yourself
World serves its own needs
Listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture
And the reverent
In the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic
Slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
And I feel fine
Six o'clock, TV hour
Don't get caught
in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return
Listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform
Book-burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate
Automotive incinerate
Light a candle
Light a motive
Step down, step down
Watch your heel
Crush, crush, uh-oh
This means no fear, cavalier
Renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament
A tournament of lies
Offer me solutions
Offer me alternatives
And I decline
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
And I feel fine
I feel fine
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
Who's there?
Oh, yeah.
I'm over here
nodding off in a nest,
when really,
I should be out there
where all the action is!
Well, no more!
Time for this duck to go...
amuck.
This is amazing, Porky.
We're really doing it.
I don't know what it is,
but when I'm around you,
I feel like
I'm unstoppable.
You know,
I think we make a great--
You mean a great--
-Team!
-Couple!
Maybe I, uh,
should have said "team."
Well, "couple"
doesn't sound bad, either.
Oh. When this is all done,
we could,
uh, we could--
Make way!
Daffy Duck
has entered the game.
Daffy!
You're supposed to be
laying eggs in the lab.
Don't worry. I took care of it.
Daffy! That wasn't the plan.
Me and Petunia
have it under control.
Well, what happened
to sticking together?
Besides, you call that
under control?
Stand back!
I've got a brand-new move
I've been working on.
Daffy!
You did it again!
Whoa! Since when
could they do that?
Since right now.
Well, looks like we're
totally defenseless now.
Oh, no!
I have you
right where I want you.
What do we do now?
Run!
Quick, up there!
Huh?
Slide down.
Trust me, it's perfectly--
Don't worry about that.
You can still make the jump.
I'll-- Oh! Oh! Whoa!
I'll catch ya!
What are you waiting for?
Trust me!
Trust you?
Just jump!
No.
I don't think
Daffy can catch us.
Well, you're just
gonna have to try!
What took you so long?
Porky!
Catch me!
I got you!
Aah!
Porky!
Petunia!
I waited too long.
She's gone
because of me.
-Come on, pal. We gotta go.
-Oh, wait.
Porky!
You can run,
but you can't hide.
Chew!
What are we gonna do?
Let's go home!
Quick! Cover the windows!
They're coming
through the front door!
We have to fight them off!
Whoa!
L-L-Look!
Daffy, look at our house!
Oh, no!
Stop!
Our house!
Our home!
Oh, no!
No!
It's the belly
of the alien ship.
Come on, Petunia.
I know you're in there.
It's no use, Porky.
She's one of them now!
Yes!
It's no use.
Pukey!
You two have chewed me over
for the last time.
Nothing can stop my plan now.
You evil space fiend!
We will rise up against you.
You can probe us, subjugate us,
take our dignity!
Probe us again!
Probe us at home,
on the beaches,
on the French Riviera!
In truck stop restrooms.
At the supermarket!
But we'll never submit
to your tyranny.
-Never!
-Daffy! Will you shut up?
You always make everything
w-w-worse!
Me? You're the one
who got us into this mess.
If you would've only jumped
when I told you to,
none of this
would have happened.
Jumping?
This mess
started when you left
your post laying eggs!
Hey, bub! Do you know
how hard it is
for a male duck to lay eggs?
Besides, why should you
and Petunia have all the fun?
Because when you're around,
it's not fun.
It turns into a disaster!
Oh! Ooh!
And that's why
I hid all the eggs.
You did what?
Did I s-s-stutter?
You mean you hid all the eggs
because--
That's right.
I couldn't trust you
not to ruin everything!
Ouch!
Ruin everything?
Who introduced you to Petunia?
Who uncovered
this alien gum invasion?
You know,
those are fighting words.
I hope you get probed.
I'll show you probed!
I'll probe you with my foot.
Come here.
Come here.
Enough!
So long, jerks.
I'll just leave you two
to work things out.
Oh, and do enjoy
the front-row seat
of me blowing up the Earth!
You maniac!
You'll never get away with it.
Sorry, can't hear you.
With those pesky interlopers
out of the way,
I can finally execute
the rest of my plan.
Now, where were we?
Ah, yes.
The entire population of Earth
is chewing
my personally modified gum.
Which means...
Initiating
Stage Two of operation.
...it's blow time.
Yes, yes, blow.
Blow, baby, blow!
Chew, chew.
Ow! My jaw.
Yes!
I guess this is it,
huh, Pork?
The day the Earth blew up.
Yeah.
We really messed things up.
We?
It wasn't all your fault.
Oh, Porky!
Where did everything go wrong?
I didn't want things
to end up this way.
Stupid Daffy.
Dumb Daffy. You dumb duck!
Why did you mess
things up so bad?
Now the whole world is ending
and my best friend hates me.
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Daffy, no! I don't hate you.
Maybe we're just not as
good a team
as we thought.
I guess you're right.
What would Farmer Jim
think of us?
We lost our jobs.
We lost our home.
And now we're losing
all of planet Earth!
We're just big...
Losers!
Hey, Porky, look.
No bars!
Aah!
Huh?
What happened?
Ew, do I taste
Super Strongberry?
Oh, no!
Petunia, you're back!
I'm s-s-so sorry.
I didn't jump and you got taken
and turned into a gum zombie.
And our house got destroyed.
It was terrible.
What?
-I said--
-No, no, no. Here's the script.
Catch up on your own time.
We've got bigger fish to fry,
like popping that bubble gum
bubble around planet Earth!
Uh, okay.
How do you think
we p-p-pop this bubble?
If you would
like to stop pressurization,
press the button now.
Well,
that's convenient.
A-ha!
Does anyone have
any peanut butter?
I think I'm gonna be sick.
-We did it!
-We did?
Bubble popped.
Yeah, we did it!
We really showed that alien
what for, huh?
Huh?
You barnyard freaks!
You ruined everything!
Well, when I see
some alien weirdo
trying to subjugate
the Earth with gum,
I put a stop to it.
But I was... I was not
subjugating the Earth.
I was trying to save it.
Save it?
From what?
Warning.
Warning.
From that!
Oh, what is that?
This just in.
An asteroid is
hurtling toward Earth,
threatening our
total destruction.
And the Knob County Fair
gets underway this weekend.
What's going on?
A giant asteroid is
hurtling towards Earth!
Oh!
Asteroid? The asteroid!
Okay, people. Calm it down.
What we need is a plan.
Well, I had a plan,
but you ninnies just ruined it.
-Do tell.
-I devised a way
to make everyone
blow a giant gum bubble,
which would surround the Earth
and make the asteroid
bounce clean off.
And I continue my access
to Earth's
most precious resource.
Resource?
You mean like gold?
-Uranium?
-Smog?
No!
I'm talking something
much more precious.
Earth is the only planet
in the galaxy
to produce this
incredible resource.
Behold!
All hail the resource.
Isn't that a boba drink?
Boba!
Looks like it's up to us
to save the Earth.
Us? How can we
stop the asteroid?
With old-fashioned know-how.
Look, right there.
There's a pocket
in the heart of the asteroid.
All we have to do is beam down,
drop an explosive payload
inside and detonate,
and boom!
The asteroid will be
blown to bits
and Earth will be saved.
We don't have any explosives.
Then a laser.
Uh-uh.
Tactical bio-weapons?
We have goo. Lots of goo.
What kind of alien are you?
Certainly not an uninformed
explosives-carrying alien!
I'll explode on you and you
if you don't start
thinking explosives!
Explode?
Say, Petunia, can you make
any more of your explosive gum?
Does glutamic acid salt
make flavor pop
and become more intense?
That means yes.
Hey, stop! We've got a plan!
This just in.
We've received transmission
that a scientist, an alien,
a duck and two pigs
have a plan to save Earth.
We are all doomed.
Status report.
We're almost ready.
We only have 15 minutes
until impact.
Get in and out
as fast as you can,
then we'll beam you back up
for detonation.
Detonation?
Oh, you have to
chew this stuff to detonate it.
We can't chew it.
We'll blow up.
Well, that's the end
of that plan.
How could we
possibly chew the gum?
Chew?
Wind-up novelty teeth?
These will work.
Let's do this, gang.
Yeah!
You won't have
much time once you're inside,
so deliver the payload
and get out.
The path to the core
should be smooth sailing.
Beyond the entrance
lies some non-threatening
gas fields.
Then you'll come upon some
harmless Class Two terrain.
And finally, pass through
a wide-open cavern.
All right. You should be
at the drop point.
Well,
there she is.
The center of the asteroid.
It's a 200-foot drop
to the bottom,
so you better get started.
Okay, guys.
J-J-Just like we planned.
Petunia, you'll man the winch
and lower Daffy and I
down to the core.
Daffy, you'll spray the core
with the modified
projectile pusher
that's loaded with
Petunia's gum compound.
And I'll set the novelty teeth.
Finally, I get a piece
of the action.
I'm gonna go down there
and show them
how it's really done!
Maybe this isn't
such a good idea.
All right, everyone.
Let's chew this.
Porky.
You know,
this is a pretty important job.
And I'm liable to mess it up.
Maybe Petunia can do it.
I mean, after all,
it is her gum compound.
And, you know,
I think this winch here
is the perfect job for me.
Because if there's one thing
I know how to do right,
it's pulling the crane.
-Are you sure?
-I'm more than happy to--
I've never been
more sure in my life.
Oh, Earthlings.
Sorry to break up
your chitter-chattering,
but we have a planet to save.
So, if you don't mind,
could you please get moving?
Roger that.
Okay, Daffy. Drop us down.
Going down!
-Stop!
-I got you.
Ready, Petunia?
Let's blow this mother.
Done.
All right, Daffy. Pull us up.
Aye-aye, Captain.
They're almost to the gum.
Oh, me. Oh, my.
Dear lord,
I hope this plan works.
Oh, please. Oh, please.
Oh, please.
They flipped!
-W-w-what?
-What?
They flipped! They flipped!
Oh, my gosh. They--
Stop flipping out, man.
Get a hold of yourself.
What are we gonna do?
Get back down there
and turn them over.
They don't have time for that!
How are we gonna
chew all that gum?
I don't know.
-Unless you got a second--
-Don't look at me.
I've got a plan!
They have to--
You what?
I have a plan,
but we have to act fast,
and there's only one person
that can do the j-j-job.
Daffy Duck.
Me?
The duck?
Daffy?
Oh, no, not the duck.
The duck?
That's right. The duck.
You gotta be kidding me.
Who greenlit this garbage?
Daffy.
I need you to go down there
and fix this.
But, Porky, you know I can't.
I always make things worse.
And that's exactly
what we need.
Really?
This whole time,
I've been doubting you.
I've been afraid of
what you might do.
It's about time
I trust you, Daffy.
Now you get
down there and do this thing.
The Daffy Duck way.
I read you
loud and clear, buddy.
Let's get looney!
Whoo-hoo!
He's smashing the teeth?
What? Someone stop
that looney duck!
Porky, what is he doing?
Just wait. You'll see.
-He's causing an earthquake!
-Exactly.
Oh, that duck is
completely mad!
Look,
it's working!
The stalactites
from the ceiling!
They are chewing the gum!
What?
The duck actually
pulled it off.
Great work, Daffy.
Now let's get out of here!
All right, pull me up.
Woo-hoo!
Hurry. We've got to
get out of here
before the chain reaction.
This way.
Only three minutes till impact.
Hurry!
Whoa!
Come on. Come on.
Whoa!
Phew!
Uh-oh.
Where's Daffy?
Porky?
No!
-Daffy!
-Porky, what are you doing?
-You've got to get out of here!
-Not without my friend.
It's no use, Porky.
Save yourself.
I am one stuck duck.
We gotta go back!
They're still on the asteroid!
It's no use.
We must get the ship
to a safe distance.
Go, Porky.
Go live a full life.
Okay, fine.
One last hug.
Time to bail out.
I'm not letting go, Daffy.
But, but...
It's just like
Farmer Jim always told us.
As long as
we stick together...
We'll be all right.
By gum, we did it.
We saved the Earth.
-Yay! Oh, science.
-Oh, my resource!
I really do
love science.
Thank you. Thank you.
A lovely welcome, indeed.
And now...
...take me to your
nearest teahouse!
The first round of boba
is on me.
Boba.
It's not even that flavorful.
Oh, cheer up,
little piggy.
You're a hero.
Actually, the real heroes
are my friends,
Porky and Daffy.
Ugh, those unkempt
barn animals?
Yes. Without the bravery
and sacrifice
of those barn animals,
Earth would have
never stood a chance.
Well, this town will
certainly name a park bench
after them.
Ugh, nothing too prominent,
please.
Hey, you know,
this boba is really good.
It's better than I expected.
Kind of like a snot ball.
Mmm. Pure boba bliss.
Oh, you squishy,
delicious resource.
It can't be! A third anomaly.
Huh?
Wait.
Porky! Daffy!
Did I just hear Petunia?
Daffy,
I think we survived.
-You did!
-Petunia!
Go get 'em, Pork!
Porky!
We really did it!
Way to go, pork man.
Wow! That was...
Very...
Pleasant.
Cool! Space gum!
Whoa.
That's the greatest flavor
I've ever tasted.
Just one second.
Asteroid crystals.
That is the missing ingredient.
I did it!
I created the perfect flavor!
-Way to go!
-I knew you could do it!
Hey, boys. Can I get a photo
of the heroes for the paper?
You betcha.
Wow!
Pretty amazing, eh, Pork?
We managed to
save the whole world,
but we couldn't
save our own home.
Yeah.
The only thing we have left
is this picture of us
and F-F-Farmer Jim.
Oh, boys.
Farmer Jim?
Up here, boys.
Farmer Jim!
I wanted to tell you
how proud I am of you two.
You really stuck together
and stepped up to help
when the world needed you most.
Oh, Farmer Jim, we're so sorry
about the house.
We never
meant for it to get destroyed.
Ah, wouldn't worry your
pretty little heads over that.
-You wouldn't?
-But we have nowhere to live.
Well, then, it's a good thing
you held on
to our family picture.
It is?
Go ahead
and take it out.
Oh, okay.
What is it, Pork?
A home insurance policy.
In our names.
"Covers extensive damage
or rebuild caused by,
but not limited to,
alien mind control schemes."
"Coverage good for..."
$5,000,000!
Daffy, this means
we can buy a new home.
Oh, my gosh. Farmer Jim,
how did you know?
Well, I lived with you two
long enough
to know something looney
was bound to happen.
You take care now, boys.
Love you.
Farmer Jim, out. Peace!
-Bye, Farmer Jim.
-Thanks, Farmer Jim.
Well, Porky, are you ready
to build ourselves a new home?
As long as
we stick together, pal.
Oh, you better believe it!
Our new house should cover us
for that whole
roof situation, right?
That's all, folks!
Porky, wait!
That can't be all.
We've got to keep
this thing open for a sequel.
An asteroid?
Astronomer's log.
An asteroid seems to have
appeared in our solar system.
I am concerned
about its trajectory.
I need to calculate the...
Huh?
A second anomaly?
It's coming right at the Earth
with incredible velocity.
I must be looking at...
a UFO?
Come on!
Well, now, who do we have here?
Porky Pig and Daffy Duck.
Walk over to Farmer Jim, boys!
Whoa!
Hoo, woo-hoo!
And so, Gabby Goat
kept smiling and dancing.
Gabby was so happy that he--
He decided
to play with his friend.
That is the...
All right. Let 'er rip, Pork-O!
Woo-hoo!
That's it
Happy b-b-birthday, Daffy!
Oh, Porky! It's beautiful!
Let's try it out!
Aw,
I'm glad you like it.
All right.
I know you can do it.
Oh, whoa...
That a boy, Porky!
Your turn now, Daffy.
Huh?
Look, Pa. No training wheels!
Woo-hoo!
That is one looney duck.
Oh!
Oink-oink, pig boy!
Huh? Argh!
Eh, D-D-Daffy, are you sure
this is a good--
Woo-hoo!
Yeah...
Can I go back to my room now?
Looking good
That is the...
Listen here, boys.
The world can be a cruel place.
But as long as you two
stick together,
you'll be all right.
Oh, and one more thing.
Don't forget
to take care of your home.
Farmer Jim, he's g-g-gone!
It's okay, pal. Let it all out.
Why, hello there,
little birdie.
Now let's see what's on
the calendar for today.
Annual Home Standards Review?
Oh, I didn't re-re-realize
that was today.
I'd better wake up Daffy.
Daffy, wake up.
Wake up, Daffy.
You won't... you won't
take me alive...
What are you?
Oh, Daffy.
It's...
Daffy, wake up!
The subterranean
spider-people are real,
I tell you!
Oh, morning, Porky.
What's with the early
wake-up call?
Today's our
Annual Home Standards Review.
Ah, yes, the good old
Annual Home Standards Review.
What is that again?
We talked
about this before.
This is the day
when an inspector comes
to make sure our house
is living up to
community standards.
Okay.
As long as we're done before
Extraterrestrial Cover-ups
comes on TV.
Yeah, well, don't worry.
I made a checklist
of everything we need to do.
I think we'll get it done.
Okey dokey, Porky.
Let's get crack-a-lackin'.
Okay, first things first.
Grass must not appear
dead and brown.
Check!
Well, we got that covered.
Wooden steps must be
free from holes,
and safe to walk on.
That should work.
Check.
Gotta make sure the gutters
are fully functional.
And free of sludge.
Yard waste must be--
Eradicated!
Must make sure
there are no cracks
on the w-w-walkway.
Daffy, I said no cracks.
Oh! Sorry.
Well, Porky,
we're all finished.
Here's to
passing this inspection
and living another year
just the way we like it.
Yeah, j-j-just the way
"we" like it.
Hmm.
Don't worry, chum.
I'll handle this
middle-aged busybody.
Hello there,
Miss Inspector Lady.
I'm sure you'll find
that our humble abode
meets your specifications.
Feel free to inspect
as you please.
Hmm? Yes.
I suppose everything
seems satisfactory...
with the exception
of...
...your roof!
Our roof?
There's a giant hole
in our roof!
That is what we call
a code violation,
and it breaks the law.
If you do not have
a functioning roof
within ten days, this property
will be condemned,
seized by the authorities,
demolished.
And this ungodly eyesore
will be eliminated
from our the perfect
neighborhood once and for all!
-Demolished?
-What?
You heard right.
No roof, no home.
Gee whiz, she's ruthless.
Well, at least
I'm not "roofless."
Good luck...
...losers!
Shoo! Shoo, you lousy birds!
This is horrible.
How did we not notice
this giant hole in our roof?
I don't know.
But we can't survive
if we lose our home.
What would Farmer Jim
think of this?
This will not stand.
We must investigate.
Hmm.
Giant hole. Missing roof.
Uh-huh, mm-hmm.
What's this?
Ew!
Hey, Porkman,
what do you make of all this?
It's probably related
to the termite problem
we've been putting off.
Yeah, termites
explain the hole, all right.
But what about this goo?
Well, that's easy.
We also have a serious
m-m-mold infestation.
Oh! I was gonna say
inter-dimensional ectoplasm,
but I guess you're right.
Well, here it is,
our entire life savings.
All right!
This should be
more than enough.
That is nowhere near enough.
Call me when you two
chump-change cheapskates
get your hands
on some real money.
Hmph!
Oh, jeez!
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
Daffy, calm down.
There is one thing we can do.
Wait for a stimulus check?
No.
Get a job.
A job?
You mean like work?
Yeah, a j-j-job.
That way, we can
earn some money
to pay off our roof repair.
But we've never worked
a day in our lives.
Well, now is
a good time to start.
Besides a little
re-re-responsibility
and good old-fashioned
hard work might do us good.
Yeah, a job.
There's no possible way
two capable characters like us
could screw that up.
Hey, this paper boy job
is a piece of...
It's easy!
And it's about
to get even easier,
thanks to my pedal-powered
periodical projectile pusher.
-Daffy, I don't think--
-Woo-hoo!
-Daffy, no!
-Woo-hoo!
Fired!
Welcome to Beans Brew Coffee.
Can I take your order?
Can I get a medium triple-mocha
sugar-free latte,
non-fat, non-dairy,
light creamer,
easy ice, upside down,
extra whip,
half teaspoon
of vanilla sweetener,
a dusting of cinnamon,
a quarter-full,
room for milk--
We serve coffee here!
What you trying to pull, huh?
Who are you?
What are you after anyways?
Are we being filmed?
Fired!
Don't worry, sir.
Our rideshare service
will have you
to the airport in no time.
A bottle of water, sir?
Just hop on the landing gear!
It's perfectly safe!
You got this!
Bon voyage!
And don't forget
to give us a "like."
You are fired!
Fired! Fired!
Fired!
Fired!
Fired! Fired! Fired!
Do you really think
we can make money
being influencers?
Of course we can.
All we need is the right look.
Did we get a million views
and make some roof money?
You're canceled.
Boy, that really
blew up in our face--
That's all, folks!
Oh, D-D-Daffy,
what are we gonna do?
We're gonna lose our home!
We've gotta
stay positive, Porky.
We still have two days.
That's plenty of time
to turn things around.
Shakes are on the house, boys.
It looks like you both
could use some cheering up.
See, things are already
turning around.
What did Farmer Jim say?
"As long as we stick together,
we'll be all right."
I suppose so.
Trust me,
the right opportunity
is bound to come our way
sooner or later.
I got it.
Maybe we can get into
underground fighting.
I can train you.
I mean, how hard could it be?
Or maybe we can be
delivery drivers.
I hear they have
great benefits.
And then, once we finish
night school,
we could teach English
to foreigners.
Or maybe we could get jobs
as animation executives.
Porky, you listening to me?
Ah!
I see what you're looking at.
Mm-hmm.
Boy, does that look delicious.
I bet you want a piece of that,
eh, buddy?
Hmm? Huh? Hmm? I gotcha.
Daffy, no!
Let me do the talking.
You do the watching,
and I'll get you
some of that tasty dish.
Daffy! Please!
Hey, Joe,
how about a slice
of that cherry pie
for my friend over there?
Oh, no, I don't need any pie.
Thank you.
Guess he changed his mind.
He sure has a moody appetite.
Maybe it's a pig thing.
Uh, no offense.
Say, I don't think I've seen
you around here before.
I'm Daffy Duck.
Hi, I'm Petunia Pig.
Nice to meet you.
That indecisive
scatterbrain over there
is my BFF, Porky Pig.
Uh, hi.
Say, would you like to join us
in our booth?
We can always use
the extra company.
Sure! Nice to meet you both.
So, are you just dropping in
for a cup of coffee?
Uh, yes. I mean, no.
Well, actually,
more like flavor sampling.
I'm a flavor scientist
at the gum factory.
So, are you in charge
of that new flavor
everyone is so excited about?
Super Strongberry?
Ugh! No way.
Between us, it's just
the same old flavor,
only repackaged
with a "Strong" in front of it.
You know,
you've got to take risks
if you want to make
something really good.
Me, I'm on the quest
to make the world's
most perfect flavor.
I'm close. Really close.
But I haven't
quite cracked it yet.
Question is, could this coffee
be the missing ingredient...
Uh, you... you wouldn't
want to happen to--
Ooh! Let me try.
Ah, yes. Mmm.
How does it taste?
Very fruity.
Any tingling?
Shortness of breath?
Sweeter than I expected.
All right, he hasn't
turned green yet. That's good.
Though I can't
quite pinpoint...
the aftertaste.
Wow, that was crazy!
How did you do that?
Huh?
It's nothing, really.
Just a series
of chemical reactions
that lead to a crazy explosion,
but not a literal explosion,
a flavor explosion.
That's what
I'm trying to achieve.
Anyway. What do you guys do?
Absolutely nothing.
We can't even hold down a job
for more than--
Actually, we're in the middle
of a career transition.
It's just that people
don't appreciate
our specialized skill set.
Tell me about it.
People are so set
in their ways.
They're just afraid
of the unknown.
Not us. We're not afraid
of nothing.
We're a couple of
old-fashioned risk-takers.
You know, it would be great
to have a couple of like-minded
allies at the factory.
And I know they're hiring
extra workers
to help with the new
Super Strongberry rollout.
If you're interested.
-Interested?
-We'd love to!
Great. I'll see what I can do.
Come on by tomorrow morning.
Why, this is just
the opportunity
we've been waiting for.
Woo-hoo!
Oh, sorry to cut things
short, guys,
but I have some
rotting eggs to check on.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
-Bye! Nice meeting you.
-So long.
Thanks again.
See, Porky?
As long as we stick together,
we'll be all right.
Okay, the job's pretty simple.
You push the button,
you pull the crank.
Mess up once and you're fired.
So just to clarify...
This crank here?
It's the only crank
in the building, Einstein.
Okay, Daffy.
You heard what the man said.
I'm gonna push this button.
And I'm gonna smash the crank.
Daffy, no!
You're supposed
to p-p-pull the crank.
Oh!
That's right, I forgot.
Pull the crank.
Okay. Off to a good start.
Push the button.
And pull the crank.
Push the button.
And pull the crank.
-Push the button.
-And pull the crank.
-Push the button.
-And pull the crank.
Push the button.
And pull the crank.
Push the button.
And pull the crank.
-Push the button.
-And pull the crank.
Congratulations on completing
your first successful shift.
Not that that's
any sort of accomplishment.
Thanks, Mr. Bossman.
I can't believe it.
We're actually
working well together.
Amazing, isn't it?
I think we've finally
found our calling
as entry-level factory workers.
And if we keep this up,
we'll have enough money
to fix our roof in no time.
Yeah, as long as
the plot doesn't twist.
Hey, Daffy.
I'm gonna g-g-grab
a quick refreshment.
Sounds good, pal.
Hmm.
Maybe I'll try to meet
some new people.
Hey, you seem like
the friendly type.
Care to go back and forth
about the weather with me?
Mister?
Chew!
"Chew"?
Is that some sort of
gum factory employee greeting?
You know, because
chewing gum...
Sheesh!
I thought everyone here
was friendly.
That looks exactly like
the goo from the roof.
Something's screwy
about that fella.
And I know screwy.
Hoo-hoo!
Hmm. I wonder
if this could work.
Hey, Petunia,
anybody ever tell you
that sponges are for cleaning
and not for eating?
What a freak!
Hmm!
Whatever.
Come on, guys.
We better leave before she
blows up the break room again.
Have fun with your new flavor.
At least it's not another
boring berry reboot.
What a nerd!
Yuck! What a bunch
of corporate drones.
Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah. Squid ink.
Blue mugs!
Oh, hey, Porky.
How's it going?
Sorry. I didn't mean to
startle you.
I just noticed,
we both have b-b-blue mugs.
Oh, yeah.
Matching mugs.
So are you d-d-doing
some more tests on coffee?
No. Um, actually, I made
some dandelion squid ink tea.
Wanna try?
Oh, I'd love to!
It t-t-tastes delicious.
Whoa!
It's okay, Porky.
Thanks for offering up
your taste buds.
Excuse me.
I don't mind, Petunia.
You can tickle my taste buds
anytime you want.
Huh?
Oh! Uh, for science, of course.
Oh, right.
For science, of course,
You know, Porky,
I'm really glad
you started working here.
It's nice to make
a new fr-fr-fr...
Oh, you mean make a new, eh,
fr-fr-fr...
...acquaintance!
Yeah, sorry.
I tend to stutter
when I get a little nervous.
Oh, no need to apologize.
I stutter even when
I'm not a-a-a-eh-anxious.
A-ha!
Oh!
...right at the
Earth with incredible velocity.
I must be looking at... a UFO!
What in the world
is going on here?
Chew...
That's a
good little chew toy.
It's time for the next phase
of my plan.
Soon this tangy, juicy gum
will force
the doomed inhabitants
of this helpless little planet
to bow before me,
and my superior intellect.
Then, I will take
their most precious resource
and make it all mine!
Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby
And I'm 'bout to get you
Wrapped up so very fine
Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby
Ooey, gooey Chewy
Chew me out of my mind
Ah, ooh, I love to kiss her
Love to hold her
Love to miss her
Love to scold her
Love to love her like I do
Ooey little Chewy
Don't know
what you doin' to me
But you do it to me
What I want you to
Well, Chewy,
Mrs. Grecht.
The new flavor celebration
is looking absolutely splendid!
Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
But splendid would be
if we can get
the banner straight!
And where is our gum shipment?
People will be here shortly.
Well, it's about time!
I'd like those boxes
placed orderly.
Is she
always like this?
Yes, she is.
Well, it was really nice
talking to you, Porky.
I guess I gotta get back
to the flavor lab.
Yeah, and I got
some buttons to push.
Attention,
all gum factory employees.
A reminder that our new
Super Strongberry
global gum launch will start
with a kickoff celebration
today at four o'clock
outside of City Hall.
Eh, say, Petunia,
would you maybe
wanna go with me
to the Super Strongberry
celebration?
You know, to support
the ne-ne-new flavor?
Support
that new flavor?
Oh, that is the last thing
I want to do.
But I'd love to go
and hang out with you.
Really?
Yeah. Let's meet
out front before.
Okay, great.
Porky!
Thank goodness
I found you.
I don't want to alarm you,
but there are some
incredibly strange
and wildly
conspiratorial things
happening to this very factory
as we speak!
What strange things?
Oh... Hello again.
Uh, Daffy, what in the world
are you talking about?
Oh, I'll tell you.
The goo
from our roof is here!
Now, I thought I told you
not to make inside jokes
at the, uh, w-w-w-workplace.
-Excuse us.
-Huh?
We're gonna get
some fresh air.
Uh, okay.
See you after work!
Now, you listen here, Daffy.
These conspiracy
theories of yours
are gonna get us
into t-t-trouble!
If we want to fix our roof
and save the house,
you gotta keep this, eh,
c-c-crazy talk to yourself!
Why don't you go for a walk
and cool down?
And please, promise not to
yell out anything looney.
But-- But--
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe Porky is right.
I just gotta take a walk
and cool down.
There's nothing
strange going on.
People just want to celebrate
and show their town pride.
Yeah, hanging out,
playing games,
and buying some gum.
-Hey, is that the new flavor?
-Sure is.
Arrived just in time
for today's celebration.
Well, I'm just gonna have
to give that a chew.
Chew?
Chew...
Mmm.
Chew...
Oh! A bit gooier
than I imagined.
Chew...
Goo? Chew?
-Chew...
-Chew!
All right, sister!
Spit that chewing gum out!
Hello?
That gum just blinked.
-And now it's looking at me.
-Chew?
Chew!
What do you want?
I gotta do
something about this.
What is that?
A duck?
How does it know?
He'll ruin everything!
What the--
Get me another--
Ow! Ow! Ow!
-Chew, chew.
-Don't touch me!
Get me another visual!
Chew, chew, chew!
Help! The gum is watching us!
It's doing things
to people's minds!
Crazy duck!
Can't you see what's going on?
It's the new Goodie Gum flavor!
It's changing people!
Please, stay away from us!
This duck is a buffoon.
No one will ever
take him seriously.
He poses no threat to my plan,
so let him "chew"
his way out of danger.
Chew.
Stop the wedding!
The gum has evil goo in it!
Welcome, Townspeople!
We've got plenty
of free samples
of the new Super Strongberry
gum for everyone!
I gotta warn everybody!
I gotta warn them all!
It's the gum!
It's the gum!
All right! Now,
to kick off this celebration
with Grandview's very own
Gary and the Gumballs!
What's up, Grandview?
-Who's ready to chew?
-Nobody!
Citizens of Grandview,
the new Goodie Gum is turning
everyone into zombies!
Uh, is...
is this part of the show?
What? A hysterical,
naked duck at the event?
I gotta see this.
D-D-Daffy!
Hmm.
I hope Porky's here soon.
Please, don't do
something crazy!
Please, don't do
something crazy!
Please-- Oh!
I'm not doing something crazy!
-Daffy!
-That duck is crazy.
-What're you doing?
-Are you seeing this?
The gum,
it takes over your mind!
Excuse me. Our home! Our jobs!
I saw it in the factory!
A strange man
was putting goo into the gum!
-Now, now.
-There's a zombie right now!
Don't be fooled
by their common appearance.
The broken, slouching stature!
These big,
fake eyebrows that easily...
-Come... off!
-What are you doing?
See?
Daffy!
Don't do this!
This entire getup
is obviously a disguise!
Oh, no!
Covering their...
slimy...
interior?
Uh...
Hoo!
Well, I hope
you're happy, Daffy.
You got us fired
from the only job
we were good at.
You r-r-ruined
my date with Petunia.
And now we're down
to our last nickel
because I had to use
our roof savings
to bail you out of j-j-jail!
What's next?
But, Porky, this is bigger
than our roof problems.
You have to believe me.
Something is definitely
going on with the gum.
Oh, is that so?
Something going on
with the gum, huh?
Yeah, I'm telling ya!
It's doing something crazy
to people's brains.
Well, maybe
I just gotta show you
how crazy you sound.
One stick of Super Strongberry
gum, please.
Porky, no!
I'm tired of chewing you out,
so I'm going to
chew this myself.
Porky, wait!
Don't chew it! It's dangerous!
Daffy, stop!
It's for your own good!
-No! No! No!
-Let go!
-I won't let you chew!
-Cut it out!
Stop!
What happened? Huh?
Porky?
What the heck are you doing?
And what happened today?
My apologies, Petunia.
-I was trying to--
-Hey, wait a minute.
You're a nerdy scientist.
Can you help us figure out
what's wrong with this gum?
What's wrong with it?
What's not wrong
with it?
First off, it's generic,
unimaginative, not to mention--
No, no, no!
You don't understand.
Whenever people chew this,
they turn into zombies.
Well, if it means
I get to show the world
how horrible that flavor is,
count me in.
With my state-of-the-art
flavor testing equipment,
I should be able to figure out
if this gum
has been compromised.
And initiating chew sequence.
Chew!
Uh... Chew?
Chew! Chew, chew, chew!
Oh! What is it now?
I told you never disturb
my "me" time.
Chew, chew, chew!
Fine. Bring it here.
Chop-chop! Hurry up! Come on.
Whoa! Chew!
Chew! Chew, chew, chew...
Chew, chew.
Eight billion people
on the planet,
and I get stuck
with the stupidest one!
Chew.
No biological host?
Nothing seems to be happening.
It's that duck again.
What's this?
He's joined
by some ham-fisted friends?
Hmm. Maybe I
underestimated you.
I can't allow you
to discover my plan, now can I?
Well, so much
for my theory, huh?
Yep. Nothing remarkable
about this gum.
Just another dull,
uninspired, lackluster--
Guys?
-Oh.
-My.
Gum!
Problem solved.
Now, get out of here!
And don't interrupt me again.
Wait!
On second thought,
I have something
I need you to do.
I hope that shatterproof glass
can withstand the abuse.
Well, technically,
shatterproof glass
can withstand 24,000 pounds
per square inch
without breaking.
Oh, thank goodness.
But that's not
shatterproof glass.
Mother!
Aah! Oh!
This way!
Shh!
Daffy!
You're gonna get us caught.
Where did it go?
Shh!
Porky, Petunia-- Whoa!
Daffy!
Whatever you do,
don't let it in your mouth!
A little-- Ha!
Help...
would be--
Nice!
Sooner rather than later,
please!
We gotta help him!
Oh! Where is it?
I know it's here somewhere.
Where is it? Where is it? Ah...
I barely even know you.
Chew on this!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Grab me the citric acid
and the mentholated mint!
It's our only chance!
Which one is it?
Red and blue!
-Got it!
-Now, mix them together!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Get it off!
D-D-Done!
Throw it!
Get it off me!
Get it off me!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Oh. Is it over?
I don't know
what's in this gum,
but whatever it is,
it's not from this world.
Ooh, I wonder
what it tastes like.
Petunia!
Well, that's enough
alien-infected gum for one day.
Time to get the heck out of--
Chew!
Chew.
Oh, boy! Gum!
Chew...
They're everywhere.
Quick, turn out the lights!
Close the curtains!
And lower your voices!
Chew!
Phew!
It was nice
knowing you guys.
Now, who gets what?
It's already infected
everyone in town.
And that new flavor
was a global rollout.
Then at this rate,
it's probably spread
across the entire--
Planet!
You know, we can't
just sit here and do nothing
while the whole town
gets taken over.
I just realized,
I don't actually own anything.
That is,
except for half of our house.
Pork man.
If they get to me first,
you can have the house,
and remember
to take good care of it
like Farmer Jim wanted.
Our house.
Our promise to Farmer Jim.
Look into my eyes
You will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart
Search your soul
And when you find me there
You'll search no more
Don't tell me
it's not worth tryin' for
Don't forget
to take care of your home.
You can't tell me...
Porky!
Earth to Porky!
Are you having a flashback?
Yeah.
Guys, we have to fight.
Right here, right now.
Because we have
something worth fighting for.
Like saving our home.
And saving our town!
And saving the w-w-world!
And saving
everyone's taste buds,
so that they can
try new flavors
that will blow their minds!
We might not be
the best people for the job.
After all, Porky,
you're soft, you're a coward,
and you stutter.
And, Petunia,
You're weird.
You lick stuff
that should never be licked.
And you're a nerd!
And me?
Well, I'm just plain looney.
But none of that matters!
Because when the chips are down
and the gum zombies
are chewing,
we will rise to the occasion
and go out there
and kick some gum zombie butts!
-Woo-hoo!
-Yeah! Let's do it!
But first, we need a plan.
First things first.
Can't reverse an invasion
on an empty stomach.
That's what I always say.
Mmm.
If chewing the gum
turns people,
how do we get them...
...to s-s-stop?
Yeah. How do we undo the chew?
Hey, anyone want
some hot sauce?
Oh, no! That's not hot sauce.
That's--
My rotten
egg extract.
Thought it would be
a perfect flavor compliment
in a yeasty garlic gum base,
but everyone gags
when they smell it.
Porky, are you stinkin'
what I'm stinkin'?
Eggs-actly.
Say, Petunia, any chance you
can make more of this stuff?
Does glutamic acid salt
make flavor pop
and become more intense?
That means "yes."
Here it goes.
Wow, that worked great!
All right.
We're really gonna do it!
Two pigs and a duck!
Stinkin', singein',
and savin' lives!
I just want to know
what kind of firepower
this sucker is packing.
Careful, Daffy.
It has a sensitive--
Trigger.
Daffy! Be careful
with that thing.
Oh!
Don't worry! I'll put it out.
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
Oops, it's spreading.
Daffy, try the extinguisher!
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Just gotta break the glass.
Oh, Daffy.
I think I got it. Whoa! Oh!
I'll just go get us some more
eggs from my storage closet.
Eggs...
Okay.
Situation is under control.
Yeah, I'm gonna go help
Petunia out with those eggs.
Sounds good, Pork.
Aah!
Oh, don't worry.
I'll go get the eggs.
Oh, um, okay. I'll go top off
my propane tank then.
And that!
Spit it out, you...
Boy, I can't wait
to get out there.
Actually, Daffy,
it turns out
we're all out of eggs.
We need you
to stay here in the lab
and lay more
to fill our gas cans.
Yes, sir. Lay the--
Lay the eggs?
Yep. I checked everywhere.
I can't believe
we're fresh out.
Can't we just get some
from the store?
It's too dangerous
out there, Daffy.
But I thought Farmer Jim said--
Now, this is
an important job, Daffy.
You're the only one
who can l-l-lay the eggs.
We need you. Here.
Well, okay.
I guess I gotta do my part.
Come on,
you guys.
Time to save the world!
Thanks, Daffy.
Just stay here
and lay those eggs, okay?
Okay, cool.
You guys have fun
saving the world without me.
Where's Daffy?
Oh, he's gonna hang back
and help with the eggs.
Are you ready, Petunia?
You gas 'em, I'll blast 'em.
Chew...
What happened to me?
You were infected by an alien
mind-control gum.
See ya!
Chew!
Finally! Let me have it.
Oh, sweet resource.
You are indeed most precious.
Hmm...
No.
What the-- What is this?
Are you kidding me?
Why did you buy
so many novelty teeth?
Chew.
You imbecile!
You were supposed
to get me one thing!
What? The number of controlled
is dropping abruptly?
How is that possible?
I'll figure this out!
Great work, Petunia.
Impossible!
I thought I roasted those pigs!
That's it.
It's time to get rid of them.
Once and for all!
That's great
It starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes
An aeroplane
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane
Listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs
Don't mis-serve
your own needs
Speed it up a notch
Speak, grunt, no, strength
The ladder
starts to clatter
With fear, fight
Down, height
Uh-oh, overflow, population
Common group
But it'll do, save yourself
Serve yourself
World serves its own needs
Listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture
And the reverent
In the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic
Slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
And I feel fine
Six o'clock, TV hour
Don't get caught
in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return
Listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform
Book-burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate
Automotive incinerate
Light a candle
Light a motive
Step down, step down
Watch your heel
Crush, crush, uh-oh
This means no fear, cavalier
Renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament
A tournament of lies
Offer me solutions
Offer me alternatives
And I decline
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
And I feel fine
I feel fine
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
It's the end of the world
as we know it
Who's there?
Oh, yeah.
I'm over here
nodding off in a nest,
when really,
I should be out there
where all the action is!
Well, no more!
Time for this duck to go...
amuck.
This is amazing, Porky.
We're really doing it.
I don't know what it is,
but when I'm around you,
I feel like
I'm unstoppable.
You know,
I think we make a great--
You mean a great--
-Team!
-Couple!
Maybe I, uh,
should have said "team."
Well, "couple"
doesn't sound bad, either.
Oh. When this is all done,
we could,
uh, we could--
Make way!
Daffy Duck
has entered the game.
Daffy!
You're supposed to be
laying eggs in the lab.
Don't worry. I took care of it.
Daffy! That wasn't the plan.
Me and Petunia
have it under control.
Well, what happened
to sticking together?
Besides, you call that
under control?
Stand back!
I've got a brand-new move
I've been working on.
Daffy!
You did it again!
Whoa! Since when
could they do that?
Since right now.
Well, looks like we're
totally defenseless now.
Oh, no!
I have you
right where I want you.
What do we do now?
Run!
Quick, up there!
Huh?
Slide down.
Trust me, it's perfectly--
Don't worry about that.
You can still make the jump.
I'll-- Oh! Oh! Whoa!
I'll catch ya!
What are you waiting for?
Trust me!
Trust you?
Just jump!
No.
I don't think
Daffy can catch us.
Well, you're just
gonna have to try!
What took you so long?
Porky!
Catch me!
I got you!
Aah!
Porky!
Petunia!
I waited too long.
She's gone
because of me.
-Come on, pal. We gotta go.
-Oh, wait.
Porky!
You can run,
but you can't hide.
Chew!
What are we gonna do?
Let's go home!
Quick! Cover the windows!
They're coming
through the front door!
We have to fight them off!
Whoa!
L-L-Look!
Daffy, look at our house!
Oh, no!
Stop!
Our house!
Our home!
Oh, no!
No!
It's the belly
of the alien ship.
Come on, Petunia.
I know you're in there.
It's no use, Porky.
She's one of them now!
Yes!
It's no use.
Pukey!
You two have chewed me over
for the last time.
Nothing can stop my plan now.
You evil space fiend!
We will rise up against you.
You can probe us, subjugate us,
take our dignity!
Probe us again!
Probe us at home,
on the beaches,
on the French Riviera!
In truck stop restrooms.
At the supermarket!
But we'll never submit
to your tyranny.
-Never!
-Daffy! Will you shut up?
You always make everything
w-w-worse!
Me? You're the one
who got us into this mess.
If you would've only jumped
when I told you to,
none of this
would have happened.
Jumping?
This mess
started when you left
your post laying eggs!
Hey, bub! Do you know
how hard it is
for a male duck to lay eggs?
Besides, why should you
and Petunia have all the fun?
Because when you're around,
it's not fun.
It turns into a disaster!
Oh! Ooh!
And that's why
I hid all the eggs.
You did what?
Did I s-s-stutter?
You mean you hid all the eggs
because--
That's right.
I couldn't trust you
not to ruin everything!
Ouch!
Ruin everything?
Who introduced you to Petunia?
Who uncovered
this alien gum invasion?
You know,
those are fighting words.
I hope you get probed.
I'll show you probed!
I'll probe you with my foot.
Come here.
Come here.
Enough!
So long, jerks.
I'll just leave you two
to work things out.
Oh, and do enjoy
the front-row seat
of me blowing up the Earth!
You maniac!
You'll never get away with it.
Sorry, can't hear you.
With those pesky interlopers
out of the way,
I can finally execute
the rest of my plan.
Now, where were we?
Ah, yes.
The entire population of Earth
is chewing
my personally modified gum.
Which means...
Initiating
Stage Two of operation.
...it's blow time.
Yes, yes, blow.
Blow, baby, blow!
Chew, chew.
Ow! My jaw.
Yes!
I guess this is it,
huh, Pork?
The day the Earth blew up.
Yeah.
We really messed things up.
We?
It wasn't all your fault.
Oh, Porky!
Where did everything go wrong?
I didn't want things
to end up this way.
Stupid Daffy.
Dumb Daffy. You dumb duck!
Why did you mess
things up so bad?
Now the whole world is ending
and my best friend hates me.
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Daffy, no! I don't hate you.
Maybe we're just not as
good a team
as we thought.
I guess you're right.
What would Farmer Jim
think of us?
We lost our jobs.
We lost our home.
And now we're losing
all of planet Earth!
We're just big...
Losers!
Hey, Porky, look.
No bars!
Aah!
Huh?
What happened?
Ew, do I taste
Super Strongberry?
Oh, no!
Petunia, you're back!
I'm s-s-so sorry.
I didn't jump and you got taken
and turned into a gum zombie.
And our house got destroyed.
It was terrible.
What?
-I said--
-No, no, no. Here's the script.
Catch up on your own time.
We've got bigger fish to fry,
like popping that bubble gum
bubble around planet Earth!
Uh, okay.
How do you think
we p-p-pop this bubble?
If you would
like to stop pressurization,
press the button now.
Well,
that's convenient.
A-ha!
Does anyone have
any peanut butter?
I think I'm gonna be sick.
-We did it!
-We did?
Bubble popped.
Yeah, we did it!
We really showed that alien
what for, huh?
Huh?
You barnyard freaks!
You ruined everything!
Well, when I see
some alien weirdo
trying to subjugate
the Earth with gum,
I put a stop to it.
But I was... I was not
subjugating the Earth.
I was trying to save it.
Save it?
From what?
Warning.
Warning.
From that!
Oh, what is that?
This just in.
An asteroid is
hurtling toward Earth,
threatening our
total destruction.
And the Knob County Fair
gets underway this weekend.
What's going on?
A giant asteroid is
hurtling towards Earth!
Oh!
Asteroid? The asteroid!
Okay, people. Calm it down.
What we need is a plan.
Well, I had a plan,
but you ninnies just ruined it.
-Do tell.
-I devised a way
to make everyone
blow a giant gum bubble,
which would surround the Earth
and make the asteroid
bounce clean off.
And I continue my access
to Earth's
most precious resource.
Resource?
You mean like gold?
-Uranium?
-Smog?
No!
I'm talking something
much more precious.
Earth is the only planet
in the galaxy
to produce this
incredible resource.
Behold!
All hail the resource.
Isn't that a boba drink?
Boba!
Looks like it's up to us
to save the Earth.
Us? How can we
stop the asteroid?
With old-fashioned know-how.
Look, right there.
There's a pocket
in the heart of the asteroid.
All we have to do is beam down,
drop an explosive payload
inside and detonate,
and boom!
The asteroid will be
blown to bits
and Earth will be saved.
We don't have any explosives.
Then a laser.
Uh-uh.
Tactical bio-weapons?
We have goo. Lots of goo.
What kind of alien are you?
Certainly not an uninformed
explosives-carrying alien!
I'll explode on you and you
if you don't start
thinking explosives!
Explode?
Say, Petunia, can you make
any more of your explosive gum?
Does glutamic acid salt
make flavor pop
and become more intense?
That means yes.
Hey, stop! We've got a plan!
This just in.
We've received transmission
that a scientist, an alien,
a duck and two pigs
have a plan to save Earth.
We are all doomed.
Status report.
We're almost ready.
We only have 15 minutes
until impact.
Get in and out
as fast as you can,
then we'll beam you back up
for detonation.
Detonation?
Oh, you have to
chew this stuff to detonate it.
We can't chew it.
We'll blow up.
Well, that's the end
of that plan.
How could we
possibly chew the gum?
Chew?
Wind-up novelty teeth?
These will work.
Let's do this, gang.
Yeah!
You won't have
much time once you're inside,
so deliver the payload
and get out.
The path to the core
should be smooth sailing.
Beyond the entrance
lies some non-threatening
gas fields.
Then you'll come upon some
harmless Class Two terrain.
And finally, pass through
a wide-open cavern.
All right. You should be
at the drop point.
Well,
there she is.
The center of the asteroid.
It's a 200-foot drop
to the bottom,
so you better get started.
Okay, guys.
J-J-Just like we planned.
Petunia, you'll man the winch
and lower Daffy and I
down to the core.
Daffy, you'll spray the core
with the modified
projectile pusher
that's loaded with
Petunia's gum compound.
And I'll set the novelty teeth.
Finally, I get a piece
of the action.
I'm gonna go down there
and show them
how it's really done!
Maybe this isn't
such a good idea.
All right, everyone.
Let's chew this.
Porky.
You know,
this is a pretty important job.
And I'm liable to mess it up.
Maybe Petunia can do it.
I mean, after all,
it is her gum compound.
And, you know,
I think this winch here
is the perfect job for me.
Because if there's one thing
I know how to do right,
it's pulling the crane.
-Are you sure?
-I'm more than happy to--
I've never been
more sure in my life.
Oh, Earthlings.
Sorry to break up
your chitter-chattering,
but we have a planet to save.
So, if you don't mind,
could you please get moving?
Roger that.
Okay, Daffy. Drop us down.
Going down!
-Stop!
-I got you.
Ready, Petunia?
Let's blow this mother.
Done.
All right, Daffy. Pull us up.
Aye-aye, Captain.
They're almost to the gum.
Oh, me. Oh, my.
Dear lord,
I hope this plan works.
Oh, please. Oh, please.
Oh, please.
They flipped!
-W-w-what?
-What?
They flipped! They flipped!
Oh, my gosh. They--
Stop flipping out, man.
Get a hold of yourself.
What are we gonna do?
Get back down there
and turn them over.
They don't have time for that!
How are we gonna
chew all that gum?
I don't know.
-Unless you got a second--
-Don't look at me.
I've got a plan!
They have to--
You what?
I have a plan,
but we have to act fast,
and there's only one person
that can do the j-j-job.
Daffy Duck.
Me?
The duck?
Daffy?
Oh, no, not the duck.
The duck?
That's right. The duck.
You gotta be kidding me.
Who greenlit this garbage?
Daffy.
I need you to go down there
and fix this.
But, Porky, you know I can't.
I always make things worse.
And that's exactly
what we need.
Really?
This whole time,
I've been doubting you.
I've been afraid of
what you might do.
It's about time
I trust you, Daffy.
Now you get
down there and do this thing.
The Daffy Duck way.
I read you
loud and clear, buddy.
Let's get looney!
Whoo-hoo!
He's smashing the teeth?
What? Someone stop
that looney duck!
Porky, what is he doing?
Just wait. You'll see.
-He's causing an earthquake!
-Exactly.
Oh, that duck is
completely mad!
Look,
it's working!
The stalactites
from the ceiling!
They are chewing the gum!
What?
The duck actually
pulled it off.
Great work, Daffy.
Now let's get out of here!
All right, pull me up.
Woo-hoo!
Hurry. We've got to
get out of here
before the chain reaction.
This way.
Only three minutes till impact.
Hurry!
Whoa!
Come on. Come on.
Whoa!
Phew!
Uh-oh.
Where's Daffy?
Porky?
No!
-Daffy!
-Porky, what are you doing?
-You've got to get out of here!
-Not without my friend.
It's no use, Porky.
Save yourself.
I am one stuck duck.
We gotta go back!
They're still on the asteroid!
It's no use.
We must get the ship
to a safe distance.
Go, Porky.
Go live a full life.
Okay, fine.
One last hug.
Time to bail out.
I'm not letting go, Daffy.
But, but...
It's just like
Farmer Jim always told us.
As long as
we stick together...
We'll be all right.
By gum, we did it.
We saved the Earth.
-Yay! Oh, science.
-Oh, my resource!
I really do
love science.
Thank you. Thank you.
A lovely welcome, indeed.
And now...
...take me to your
nearest teahouse!
The first round of boba
is on me.
Boba.
It's not even that flavorful.
Oh, cheer up,
little piggy.
You're a hero.
Actually, the real heroes
are my friends,
Porky and Daffy.
Ugh, those unkempt
barn animals?
Yes. Without the bravery
and sacrifice
of those barn animals,
Earth would have
never stood a chance.
Well, this town will
certainly name a park bench
after them.
Ugh, nothing too prominent,
please.
Hey, you know,
this boba is really good.
It's better than I expected.
Kind of like a snot ball.
Mmm. Pure boba bliss.
Oh, you squishy,
delicious resource.
It can't be! A third anomaly.
Huh?
Wait.
Porky! Daffy!
Did I just hear Petunia?
Daffy,
I think we survived.
-You did!
-Petunia!
Go get 'em, Pork!
Porky!
We really did it!
Way to go, pork man.
Wow! That was...
Very...
Pleasant.
Cool! Space gum!
Whoa.
That's the greatest flavor
I've ever tasted.
Just one second.
Asteroid crystals.
That is the missing ingredient.
I did it!
I created the perfect flavor!
-Way to go!
-I knew you could do it!
Hey, boys. Can I get a photo
of the heroes for the paper?
You betcha.
Wow!
Pretty amazing, eh, Pork?
We managed to
save the whole world,
but we couldn't
save our own home.
Yeah.
The only thing we have left
is this picture of us
and F-F-Farmer Jim.
Oh, boys.
Farmer Jim?
Up here, boys.
Farmer Jim!
I wanted to tell you
how proud I am of you two.
You really stuck together
and stepped up to help
when the world needed you most.
Oh, Farmer Jim, we're so sorry
about the house.
We never
meant for it to get destroyed.
Ah, wouldn't worry your
pretty little heads over that.
-You wouldn't?
-But we have nowhere to live.
Well, then, it's a good thing
you held on
to our family picture.
It is?
Go ahead
and take it out.
Oh, okay.
What is it, Pork?
A home insurance policy.
In our names.
"Covers extensive damage
or rebuild caused by,
but not limited to,
alien mind control schemes."
"Coverage good for..."
$5,000,000!
Daffy, this means
we can buy a new home.
Oh, my gosh. Farmer Jim,
how did you know?
Well, I lived with you two
long enough
to know something looney
was bound to happen.
You take care now, boys.
Love you.
Farmer Jim, out. Peace!
-Bye, Farmer Jim.
-Thanks, Farmer Jim.
Well, Porky, are you ready
to build ourselves a new home?
As long as
we stick together, pal.
Oh, you better believe it!
Our new house should cover us
for that whole
roof situation, right?
That's all, folks!
Porky, wait!
That can't be all.
We've got to keep
this thing open for a sequel.