The Jane Mysteries: A Deadly Prescription (2024) Movie Script

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[Woman]
Good Morning.
How can I help you today?
[ominous music]
[gun fires]
[upbeat music starts]
["Lovesick" Performed
by Jodie Sweetin]

I heard you're feeling
under the weather
And tried to put your
broken heart back together
Don't even bother
with a doctor's note
Just come on over
for the antidote
You're lovesick and
I've got the remedy
Lovesick when you're
feeling blue just one kiss
Taken before bedtime
If that doesn't cure it
Just take two
No don't call the doctor
When your heart is blue
[applause]
Wow! You are a tough
act to follow, Jane!
Ah, I think you're
up for the challenge.
It's a great crowd.
Break a rib, John!
[laughs]
What?
During my best performance ever,
I actually broke a rib onstage.
Wow! Singing with a broken rib?
[laughs]
You're an interesting
case, Jane Da Silva.
Umm...
How about a drink after my set?
Oh! Okay. Yeah.
I'm over there?
Yeah, over there.
Great.
See you.
[Sadie]
Bravo!
Cheers!
To my gorgeous niece
breaking a rib!
Ah!
[glasses clink]
Thank you for
knowing me so well!
Well, having you
back in Baltimore
helps keep all of our family's
quirks and stories alive.
[soft Jazz music
starts playing]
Yeah, even though our family
is just the two of us now.
I miss Mom and Uncle
Harold all the time.
I miss them too.
But we have so
many good memories.
Yeah.
And John has been
so helpful too,
getting you up to speed
in all the recent files.
John has been...
Pretty great.
Wait...
I know that great.
I felt that when I first
started dating Harold.
I saw you two as
you came off stage.
Well, he did ask me for a
drink after his set, but...
Did he?
It's just a drink.
It's not a big deal.
[chuckles]
Besides, I don't have time
for all the dating
distractions anyway.
[music ends]
[applause]
[indistinct conversation]
Any idea who that was
that John just left with?
You mean the John that you just
said you weren't interested in?
That John?
Yeah, I mean, what was it?
Like his long lost sister
or cousin, or something?
Oh yeah, that hug
seemed totally platonic.
But it's just, it's not
like John to leave his band.
Okay, I'm going to go check.
I'll be back.
[vehicle engine starts]
Oh man...
Every one of you cases
deserves justice but
if I take on too many
and get overwhelmed,
then that helps
absolutely no one.
[knocking]
You don't have to knock.
You work at the Foundation too.
I just didn't want
to interrupt you
talking to your unsolved cases.
Hey, I'm sorry for rushing
off when we had some plans.
You got my text though, right?
Yeah, no.
No need to apologize!
I mean it's fine.
I haven't even really
been looking at my phone.
You know, I've just been
here, busy busy. So...
It's not like it was
a date or anything.
Jane, I can explain...
The only explaining you
have to do is to your band.
Because, quite frankly, they
were very off without you.
But me, I am fine!
There's someone I'd like
to introduce you to.
Oh, ah, great! Hi! Hi!
I'm Jane.
This is Sandra Shea.
Uh-huh...
Thanks for seeing me
at such a late hour.
Your uncle often
worked at night too.
Sandra was Harold's last
client before he passed away.
And Sandra's son is in prison
for a crime he maintains
he didn't commit.
Oh!
Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry.
How can we help?
Well last night Sandra received
an anonymous note she
thought we should see.
And then tonight,
she thought she heard someone
breaking into her apartment.
I was so upset that I made
John come check it out.
I met with Harold at the
club a few times before.
He said I could trust John.
Ryan's case is up for appeal.
And it's getting a lot
of coverage in the news,
which brings out all kinds
of weirdos and bad tips.
But we have to make sure
we investigate every lead.
Ryan deserves that.
Of course.
You know, I think I saw
his case somewhere in here.
He's young, right?
Sixteen at the time
of the shooting.
He's just a minor.
Why don't you tell
me about him, Sandra.
Ryan has always been a good kid.
He helped our neighbors
with the yard work.
He tutored the younger
kids at school.
He was the top of his class.
Wanted to go to an
Ivy League school.
Doesn't sound like
the beginnings
of a hardened criminal to me.
[John]
Ryan's appeal is in five days.
Without any new information,
he'll be serving out his
full 15 year sentence.
[Sandra] This note proves
there's somebody out there
who knows the truth
and can help.
We need to find them.
I think we might be able
help you do that, but...
Did you say 15
years for robbery?
I was seriously ill last year.
I couldn't afford my
prescription medication.
So, Ryan took the handgun from
my safe and attempted to rob
a pharmacy to get the
medication I needed to live.
Of course he did.
He was terrified
of losing his mom!
It's so nice to have
an empathetic ear.
[Sandra] Ryan made a big
mistake robbing that pharmacy,
and he knows it.
But he would never
mean to kill someone.
Somebody died?
[gun fires]
[John]
Phyllis Collins...
A beloved member
of the community.
Owned the pharmacy with
her husband, Jason Collins.
Ryan was cast as a
villain from day one.
But he's just worried
sick about me.
It wasn't premeditated.
He wasn't wearing a mask or
covering up his identity.
It wasn't for
narcotics or money.
He was holding Sandra's
prescription papers.
[Jane] Sounds like he didn't
even think about
how to get away with it.
Just about trying to save you.
The police held him for hours
and forced him to give
a false confession.
We don't know that, Sandra.
He was exhausted. Stressed.
They pressured him to say
what they wanted to hear.
Harold began this
investigation when he was sick.
Did Sadie help on the
investigation at all?
[John] No, I think he
wanted to focus on it alone
to prove he could
still be useful.
He didn't want anyone to
know about his illness.
Not even Sadie?
[John]
Least of all Sadie.
Well, if Uncle Harold took
on this case when he was
fighting an illness there
must have been a good reason.
Right. He might have
found something
that pointed to
Ryan's innocence.
I've tried tracking down
the truth myself, but
people just don't want to
talk to me about it anymore.
Well, I want to talk
with you, Sandra.
I do.
[Jane] But first, I'm going
to go make us some tea.
All right?
Tea makes everything better.
[Jane] Ryan is facing
15 years behind bars?
[Jane] If it's not true and
he didn't kill Phyllis,
we've got to help
him win his appeal.
It's not fair for him to
lose so much of his life
to a childhood
error in judgment.
The problem is Ryan confessed
to the robbery and the shooting.
He was convicted of
murder as an adult.
But why would he confess
to something he didn't do?
Well, false confessions are
rare but they do happen.
The interrogation was over a
year ago and he now maintains
he was coerced into
the confession
and never fired the gun.
Well, we all make mistakes.
Yeah, well, murder
is no small mistake.
Stating the obvious
here, it's devastating
for the victim's family, the
person who pulled the trigger,
and their family too.
Here it is.
All right. Sandra, Uncle Harold
thought that this case
deserved a second look.
So, we need to find the truth.
We need to find
justice for Ryan.
We'll take it from here, Sandra.
And I promise that we will do
everything we can for your son.
Thank you, Jane.
Here, I'll walk you out.
[John]
Are you sure you're okay?
[Jane]
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
We're just visitors
here, you know.
Ryan's got to be
here for so long.
This must tear Sandra apart
every time she has
to come visit him.
[John]
Oh, it does.
She comes here every
week without fail.
[John]
You put this on.
[Jane]
Thanks.
Well, we are going to bring
some light to this case.
You sure you're all right?
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine!
I just...
I got a lot on my mind.
Okay.
[loud buzzer rings]
[door opens]
Hey, Ryan...
Your mom sent us here to help.
She told me.
Thank you for coming.
I swear I didn't do it.
I don't even know
how to shoot a gun.
Okay. Okay.
Do you know who did
shoot Phyllis then?
I, I don't know.
It all happened so fast.
Ryan, if we're
going to help you,
we got to start answering
some of these questions, okay?
I went into the
pharmacy with the gun.
It was a stupid idea, I know,
but I didn't know
what else to do.
My mom was so sick she
couldn't get out of bed.
It was wrong, but I don't
remember shooting the gun.
Ryan, were you in the pharmacy
when the gun went off?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
What do you remember?
My hands wouldn't stop shaking.
[Ryan V.O.]
I didn't want to be there.
I didn't know what to say.
[Ryan V.O.]
I felt so cold...
How can I help you today?
[Ryan V.O.]
I just wanted her to understand.
[Ryan V.O.]
To help me.
Please...
[Ryan V.O.]
I just wanted the pharmacist
to take the prescriptions.
I need these.
[Ryan V.O.]
To help mom.
Can I get some
assistance out here?
[running footsteps]
[struggling sounds]
[Ryan V.O.]
I didn't see him coming.
[gun bangs onto floor]
[Jane] Look Ryan, I know
this is really difficult
for you to talk about, okay.
But please try.
He grabbed onto me.
Hard.
[Ryan] He tried to take
the gun away from me.
And the next thing I know,
there's a woman screaming
and I'm running out of
the pharmacy. But...
I didn't have the gun.
I never wanted
anyone to get hurt.
I just wanted to save my mom!
I know. I know, Ryan.
I understand.
Nothing more terrifying than
the thought of losing your mom.
Ryan...
Why would you admit to a
murder you didn't commit?
The cops kept pushing and
pushing, asking questions.
I told them I didn't, I
didn't know what happened.
They said it was convenient
that I didn't remember.
They were putting
words in my mouth.
It's like they twisted
everything I said.
[Ryan]
I was in that room all night.
It was so bright.
They didn't let me rest.
I just wanted to sleep.
I was so tired.
That's a horrible
way to treat anyone
let alone someone so young
and terrified for his mother.
I mean, why would
the cops do that?
They wouldn't.
Procedure is to have
a guardian present
when questioning
anyone underage.
It was just me.
I didn't even know what
was real after a few hours.
The policeman said if I
confessed I could see my mom!
- Ryan, I am so sorry...
- [whistle sounds loudly]
We are going to do
everything we...
[John] Sorry!
That was clearly an accident.
- [Jane] Hmmm?
- [John] Against protocol.
- Won't happen again.
- What?
- Let's go.
- Why? I didn't do anything.
- We'll come back.
- [chair scrapes on floor]
Take care of
yourself, Ryan, okay?
We'll be back.
[Jane] What?
I didn't do anything.
It would have been nice if you
would have had my back in there.
Hey, I always do, but you
can't touch a prisoner. Okay?
It's an automatic out.
We didn't need to make
any more trouble for Ryan.
No you're right.
You're right.
But I am going to find
out exactly what went on.
Meet me at the
Foundation tomorrow.
Ryan and Sandra deserve justice.
[John clears his throat]
Oh, thanks for joining me today.
Look, I'm on your side Jane.
I'm committed to helping.
You know that.
[Sadie]
How can I help?
Oh, well I found the
ballistics report!
Here we go.
The firearm tied to
the bullet wound
belonged to Ryan's grandfather.
Huh.
It seems like Ryan's grandfather
only had the one handgun.
And after he passed, Sandra
had kept it in a safe.
But Ryan knew where
she kept the key.
Huh...
Harold was so thorough, though.
I mean, look at all these notes.
He had them on everything.
I'd recognize that
handwriting anywhere.
[Jane] I wonder what
he wanted to ask you?
Well, we often bounced
around the details of a case.
Or maybe what he could
make me for lunch that day.
Ah, I remember he made a
really good grilled cheese.
If you'll excuse me,
I just need a minute.
[Jane] Maybe I shouldn't
have said anything.
I can't imagine how hard
it must be for Sadie
without Harold.
I just wish there was someway
I could make it all better.
Harold and Sadie were lucky.
Not many people get to
have a bond like theirs.
Okay, ah, well, we've heard
Ryan's version of things,
so why don't we...
You know what, why don't
you walk me through
the police procedures
that were used that day.
Maybe we can find out what went
so wrong in the
interrogation room?
Sure.
[John] It'll be difficult to
prove a false confession
since there were
witnesses in the pharmacy.
Well, right now
everyone's a suspect.
All right, there was...
[John]
Jason Collins.
[gun fires]
Jason Collins, who was
the owner, the pharmacist
and Phyllis' husband.
[John]
Uh huh.
All right.
[Jane]
And then...
Kyle Ganti.
[gun fires]
[John]
The assistant pharmacist.
He was in the back room
refilling prescriptions.
[Jane]
Right. And...
[John]
Joe Harper.
[gun fires]
[John] He was stocking shelves
at the time of the robbery.
Hmmm.
[Jane]
Joe, Jason and Kyle.
Is it weird that
all three witnesses
were employed by the pharmacy
at the time of the shooting?
I mean, it's a little
suspicious, right?
[Jane]
Hmm...
[Jane]
Who's lying?
[Jane]
Harold's right.
Someone is lying.
And if Ryan's telling the truth,
and he didn't shoot Phyllis,
then somebody else did.
And they're still out there!
Look, I know you feel
for this kid, Jane,
but you can't let your
emotions lead you around.
You can't go off half-cocked.
What are you talking about?
Maybe emotion isn't a
bad thing right now.
Think about it.
The law has no emotion, Jane.
It runs on facts.
How can you not be emotional
about this right now?
If Ryan's confession was
false, or worse, coerced,
then officers in your precinct
were involved in a
wrongful conviction.
Yeah, okay.
I have to accept that
as a possibility.
But, look, we don't know
what went on in that room.
[John] And I happen
to know the officers
that ran that interrogation.
And they are good guys.
Well, maybe you don't know them
as well as you think you do.
We can't jump
straight to coercion.
Maybe the kid was just
scared and couldn't remember
what he did or didn't do.
Maybe he was in shock.
How can you trust
them so completely?
Why are you interrogating me?
I'm on your side!
I know, John. I know.
Look, why don't you
go review the video
of Ryan's confession, all right?
See how it played out.
Maybe something got overlooked.
Okay, yeah, I'll take a look.
All right.
I'm going to head back
to the scene of the crime.
Retrace Ryan's steps.
See if I can get a
feel for it myself.
Okay, but just...
try to be impartial when
you ask questions, okay?
When am I not impartial?
It's practically my middle name.
And like you said, the
killer is still out there!
Thanks so much.
Next!
May I have your prescription?
Oh, ah, prescription!
I actually don't
have one of those.
Next!
But I do have a non-medical
question for you...
Okay...
I am from the Business
Improvement Association
and I'm here looking into
the robbery that took place
at your store last year,
just to ensure that...
Maybe you can see,
we're very busy.
Next!
Thanks so much.
Seems you have a bit of a lull
in customers at the moment.
Look, I'm trying to make
the crime a distant memory.
When I took over the business
after the shooting, Jason and I
fought hard to bring back
all the loyal customers.
I can understand that.
You own a lucrative business
and don't want it stained
by an old crime.
I didn't just get this
business handed to me.
I started here as a stock boy
while working my way through
school, then spent years as
Jason Collins' assistant.
Now you own the place!
Seems like things have work
out pretty well for you
since the incident.
I don't know what
you're insinuating,
but I wasn't involved.
[Kyle]
I didn't actually see anything.
I was at the back
filling prescriptions.
I heard a gunshot and
then a woman screamed.
That's it.
So, you say you
didn't see anything
but you named Ryan
Shea as the shooter.
How is that?
That kid entered the
store with a loaded gun.
That's intent to commit murder.
He knew what he was doing.
Any chance there is a
video surveillance footage
from that day?
[Jane] I mean, did the police
get a chance to see it
during their investigation?
There was no security
system inside the store
before the shooting.
The Collins were too trusting.
Didn't feel the need for one.
The community had never
experienced any crime before.
And you?
I'm not taking any chances.
No one is going to take
my business away from me.
I have work to do.
Hi...
I just... Just one
last small question.
Is Jason Collins still
involved with the business?
He sometimes does
consulting for me.
From time to time.
Oh great.
I would love if you
could give him my number
and have him just
give me a call back.
Great.
One last thing.
About Joe Harper...
Next!
Sorry, yeah...
[smashing sound]
So, do air conditioners
just jump out of windows?
[Sadie]
Do you mean fly or jump?
Where are you? Are you okay?
Don't worry, Sadie.
I'm fine. I promise.
[call waiting alert]
Hold on...
You know what?
Let me call you back.
John's on the other line.
Hello?
Hey. There's a time cut in
the interrogation footage.
Got 'em!
Two minutes is missing
after the four hour mark.
[John]
But don't jump to anything...
[Jane]
Police interference!
Conclusions...
What don't they want us to see?
Or it could have been
a bathroom break.
It doesn't necessarily
point to anything nefarious.
Why are you so convinced
that the cops are innocent
and not Ryan?
Look, I know better than
you do there are dirty cops.
But not these guys.
I went to the academy with them.
[John] They're upstanding
members of the force.
Ah, they did interrogate
him for hours.
[Jane]
Well into the night.
Without an adult or
an attorney present.
True. But until we have
definitive proof there's...
John, let me call you back.
I think Jason Collins
just showed up.
[Jane]
Yes!
Jason Collins?
Yes?
Hi. I'm Jane Da...
Jane Derulo. I'm a new
member at the BIA.
I was sent over here to, ah,
to look into the unfortunate
incident that happened at
your pharmacy last year.
Some of our other business
members are looking to add extra
security precautions to prevent
a tragedy like that from
ever happening again.
I wish we had updated security
when my wife and I took over
from her father.
With proper security
measures in place,
things might have
gone very differently.
Lovely to meet you, Jane.
Yes. Yes, lovely to meet you.
Do you have a minute?
I see Mr. Ganti likes
to run a tight ship.
[chuckles] He sure does.
I have a quick minute.
I promise I won't take
up too much of your time.
Honestly, I couldn't work
in the store anymore.
The bad memories
come flooding back.
I do consulting for
them, every now and then.
I still get to see
my old customers.
They're like friends, you know.
Phyllis believed in
serving the community.
She was selfless.
Always did the right thing.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
It sounds like she
was a wonderful woman.
Hmmm. It's sad, you know.
The state of the world when
a young boy feels he needs
to resort to such
devastating extremes.
The poor kid should never
have been in that position
in the first place.
Yeah.
I can't change what happened.
All I can do is choose how
I live my life day to day.
Well said.
Thanks.
So why is the business
association interested now?
The boy's appeal is coming up.
And there may be
new information.
It's stirring up
some local interest.
I see.
Phyllis would have helped
that kid if she could.
It's tough to think
what could have been.
For all of us.
Yeah.
She was the love of
my life, you know.
My aunt is struggling
with loss as well.
She recently lost her husband.
Oh...
Give her my condolences.
I will. Thank you.
That's very kind of you.
I just, I wish there was
some way I could help her,
you know, even a little.
Actually...
I attend a group of
widows and widowers.
It helped me immensely
to be surrounded by
people who understand.
Perhaps your aunt could
benefit from it too.
Thank you for this.
I'll pass along the info.
All we can do is
support each other.
Look, I have to go.
Nice talking to you.
Thanks for your time.
What did you see, Joe Harper?
[phone rings]
So you're ignoring John's calls?
No, I'm...
Not ignoring,
just avoiding for right now?
Sometimes I have a pretty bad
track record with relationships
and some good guys aren't
all that they claim to be.
Jane, John isn't
one of those guys.
Right now I just need some
space from John and the police
to focus on the truth.
Collins, Ganti,
Ryan, the police.
Somebody is lying.
You are right!
Grab your safety goggles!
[squeals with delight]
Harold counted on
me to do research
on any cases with weapons.
And you learned ballistics how?
I dated a weapons expert on the
police show, "Major Justice".
Huh! You are a
woman of mystery...
with a knowledge of firearms.
Want to give it a shot?
No, I'm much more comfortable
holding a microphone.
Oh come on Jane, you're
a straight shooter.
Very funny.
I measured and re-created
the crime scene,
and I fired the weapon from
where it was supposed to be.
But then I read
the autopsy report.
And I found something
very interesting.
Let's do it again and see
if we get the same result.
Or not.
[gun fires]
[gun fires]
Ha! Still got it!
Did you learn to shoot from
your Major Justice guy too?
No, I acted in a Spaghetti
Western with Clint Eastwood.
But that's a story
for another day.
Phyllis was shot in the upper
chest, just above the heart.
She and I are approximately
the same height.
[Sadie]
In the first shot,
the bullet trajectory and
entry point is basically level.
But the second shot was
on a downward trajectory.
Right, because you fired
the gun from higher up.
[Jane]
So that makes sense.
In the autopsy report,
the path of the bullet
is like the second shot.
Angled down.
Which means that the shooter
would have been
taller than Phyllis.
Bingo!
Ryan is quite tall...
[Sadie]
Yes, he is now.
But do you know how
fast teenage boys grow?
How much they eat?
A year ago, at the
time of the shooting,
maybe he hadn't had
his growth spurt.
He was five foot six.
Phyllis was five foot seven.
Which would mean that Ryan
would have been in a pretty
awkward position to
have been the shooter!
Any ballistics expert on the
stand could have verified this.
But there never was
a ballistics expert
because of the confession.
And no one even swabbed
him for gun powder residue.
It's like the police were
asleep at the wheel on this one.
- I'd say so.
- Huh!
Then who's lying,
according to Harold's note?
I mean, all I have are some
conflicting statements
and a few crime scene photos.
You have fresh eyes my dear!
New perspectives shed new light.
Right.
You know, the one eye witness
I haven't talked is Joe Harper.
Because of the confession he
was never formally interviewed.
Well what are you waiting for?
I still have an hour
before my pottery class,
so I'm gonna fire
a few more rounds.
[gun fires]
All right, have fun.
[gun fires]
Hi! I'm calling from the
Foundation for Righting Wrongs.
I'm looking to speak
with Joe Harper.
He's dead?
Joe Harper is dead?
Thank you.
Joe Harper is dead?
Yeah.
Yeah, his sister said that he
had a seizure just a few days
after Phyllis Collins was shot.
A seizure. From what?
I guess he was epileptic.
He seemed to have been managing
his condition pretty well
and I guess Jason Collins had
graciously given him a job at
the pharmacy to help him
pay for his medication.
But he stopped taking
care of his himself
after what he saw that day.
Hmmm. Did he ever talk
to his sister about it?
No. But apparently
after he passed,
she found out that he was in
a lot of debt to the pharmacy.
She's not sure if it was
just for the medication
or if the Collins had
taken pity on him
and started giving
him personal loans.
She had to pay it
all back though.
And also she found out,
he owed a lot of money
to some other people.
Some rather unsavory characters,
if you know what I mean.
Wow.
He would've wanted to
keep all that debt quiet.
Yeah, debt can make a person
keep some serious secrets.
And, could be
reason for a motive.
John-John.
We missed you on the course
these last few weeks.
Where you been hiding?
Ah, just some life
stuff happening.
Must be important if you're
skipping golf with your buddies.
She got a name?
Ha ha.
No. No one in particular just
helping out some friends.
Hmm. Sure.
Well these friends
will expect to see you
and your clubs on Saturday.
Oh man, the way you
swing your clubs,
I might have to wear
my motorcycle helmet.
- Funny guy.
- Ha ha.
Oh, hey...
Um, I heard the Ryan Shea
case is up for appeal.
You worked on that, right?
Yeah, sure did.
The kid confessed.
Yeah, justice was
served that day.
How long into the
interrogation did he confess?
It was...
At the end!
When else would it be?
Right, I heard it went
for hours without a break.
Look. It took as long as
it needed for that kid
to just clear his conscience.
Hmm. And how long was that?
I think he did it.
Everything about
that kid was guilty.
I mean, he walked in with a
gun, shot a lady, she died.
And there were two witnesses.
I mean, any other jury
would have convicted him.
Even without the confession.
Hmm, sure. Yeah, and
after the confession,
you wouldn't need to look
for any more suspects.
You know that as well as I do.
Yeah. A confession, man,
it's as clear as it gets.
Hmm. Just, ah, just wondering
why bring this up now?
Huh? The kid confessed!
Case closed.
Yeah, but is it though?
I mean, there's the appeal
and you're probably going
to have to take the stand.
And I'm not going to say
anything different than I said
in my original
statement at the time.
Why was he processed
as an adult, Ben?
I don't know.
The orders came from above.
You know they always keep us
in the dark on these things.
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
Anyway... Um...
Don't forget.
Tee time, eight a.m. sharp.
Eight a.m. I'll see you.
Wouldn't want to be ya!
[Sadie]
Five foot eleven.
Five foot nine.
[Jane]
All right.
So, both tall enough
to have shot Phyllis.
Both still suspects.
Kyle Ganti really
was the only one
who stood to gain
anything, right.
The opportunity to
run his own pharmacy.
Jason Collins, he's been
so distract ever since
his wife's death, he can't
even be a pharmacist anymore.
How tall was Joe Harper?
Poor Mr. Harper, may he
rest in peace, he was...
Six foot one.
Huh.
Also tall enough to have
shoot Phyllis in the chest
at a downward angle.
Thanks to our resident
ballistics expert.
All right, guys.
What is the motive?
What am I missing?
[Jane]
Fresh eyes, fresh eyes...
No way!
What is it?
Okay look...
The police report said
that this magazine
was found face
down on the floor.
All right, we know
there was a scuffle
between Ryan and Jason Collins.
Well they just knocked
the magazine to the floor.
No. No, see, this was the
only one out of place.
It's the only one on
the floor like this.
And the way it's
open and face down
it's like it was dropped there.
Now that is a fresh perspective.
What else?
Well, Ryan and Kyle both said
that they heard a woman scream
but Kyle specifically said
that he heard the scream
after the gunshot.
I always assumed it was
Phyllis, but what if...
What if there was someone
else at the pharmacy!
Whoo! Nice work, Jane Da Silva!
But who is our magazine fan?
Huh?
[smashing sound]
[Sandra screams]
[car horn blares]
Hey!
So how're you feeling?
Like I've been hit
by a bowling ball.
Ouch.
Take me through it.
I just finished my
grocery shopping.
On my way home,
I got rear-ended.
I blacked out and
I woke up here.
Can you tell me anything
about the vehicle?
I can't remember much.
Just headlights really.
[Sandra]
This has to be related to Ryan.
What else could it be?
Someone wants us
to stop digging!
The most important thing
here is keeping you safe.
So if we do overturn
Ryan's conviction,
he has a mother to come home to.
Listen, try to get some rest.
Okay.
How's it going?
Well, I have been calling
everyone that was at
the pharmacy on the day of
the shooting and so far
I'm almost to the bottom of
my list and my patience.
I'm here to help.
Don't you have anything
else to do tonight?
Without Harold, my dance
card is perpetually open.
Well, what about that
grief support group
that Jason Collins had
suggested tonight?
Jane, I already told you...
It might be good for you
to be around some people
who know what you're
going through.
I mean, look.
[Sadie]
Bingo?
Yes! Just think about it.
Plus there's only room for
one of us to mope around here
in her pajamas.
Ugh, a widows' support group.
Being surrounded by sad people
while I try to keep up with
all the number dabbing!
Besides, who's going to help
you find this mystery customer?
I think we could both
use a fresh perspective.
But if you do go, he knows
me as Jane Darulo, so...
Ah, let's see...
[dialing]
Hi. May I speak with
Jennifer Gilbert please?
[Jennifer]
Speaking.
Hi. Good evening!
My name is Jane Da Silva,
I'm calling on behalf of
the Foundation for
Righting Wrongs.
I wanted to talk to about the
upcoming appeal of Ryan Shea.
[Jennifer]
Oh.
Can you recall what time you
picked up your prescription
at the Collins Pharmacy on
January 18th of last year?
Was it sometime in the morning?
[Jennifer]
No. I wasn't there.
You weren't? Huh.
That's interesting.
I have you in a police
report picking up
an insulin prescription
that morning.
[Jennifer] Well I, I was there,
but I didn't see any shooting.
I must have just missed it.
Sorry, I can't help you.
[call disconnects]
So, was she there or not?
Jennifer doesn't seem sure
what story she wants to tell.
But why would she lie about
being at the pharmacy?
Well, sometimes people
lie to protect themselves.
I feel like I could
get a better read
if I were face to face with her.
Sure, but clearly she
doesn't want to talk.
Maybe a few well
worded questions...
From someone not directly
related to the murder case?
Yeah, like maybe a
pharmaceutical rep?
Hmmm. Well, it
can't hurt to try!
Do you have anything in your
fabulous costume closet
that might turn me into
someone more official?
Let's see here.
The right outfit
can open any door.
Oh! Okay, not appropriate for
business, but super fun, right?
I love this jacket.
That jacket says stand
out at bingo night to me!
Wait wait wait! Hold on!
Don't put it back.
Now Uncle Harold would not
want that gorgeous coat
or gorgeous you to stay locked
up in this house forever.
Come here. Put it on.
Look at you.
You love this jacket!
I do.
Okay, so, go take
it out on the town.
Show it a good time!
Maybe you can even have
a little fun yourself.
Sadie, I know better than anyone
sometimes you just got to
fake it till you make it.
But this new chapter of your
life is going to be so amazing.
I know it.
But, you got to put
yourself out there first.
I promise your fabulous
pajamas and your popcorn
will waiting when you get home.
Okay. Fine. I'll try.
[Sadie] I guess we'll both
fake it till we make it.
Yes!
If she wanted to talk to you
she'd talk to you, John...
[phone ringing]
Hello? This is the Foundation
for Righting Wron...
[call disconnects]
Huh...
[message notification]
She did it!
All right...
Slick grey power suit...
Let's see what
doors you can open.
[knocking]
[door creaks open]
Hello?
Jennifer?
Jennifer...
Jennifer Gilbert...
Hey!
- Hey!
- [vehicle engine starts]
Should I be concerned you have
a track record for ending up at
the crime scenes for the
cases you're investigating?
I'd rather not be involved in
the finding dead bodies part.
I just came to ask
some questions.
Now I just have one big one.
What happened here?
Well, there's no murder weapon.
The deceased is not injured.
There some pill bottles
from Ganti Pharmacy...
They're probably just going
to chalk it up to suicide.
A suicide?
Why is the lamp knocked
on the floor then?
And what about the guy that
I saw leaving the scene?
This is obviously a homicide.
Look, I can assure you,
forensics will do due diligence
to find the truth.
And the detectives are
investigating every angle.
And I've already ordered
a full toxicology report,
and we're fingerprinting
the back door
where you saw the
possible suspect leave.
And, um, why haven't you
been returning my calls?
We'll make a far more effective
team if we work together.
I've just had some issues
with partnerships in the past.
Oh. I didn't realize
I was an issue.
Look, I just need to focus
on the details of this case
right now by myself. Okay?
It seems I can't take
people at their word.
Okay.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Anything helpful
from the landlord?
Ah... Maybe.
But his first words were
"who's gonna clean that up?"
Ah. The sensitive type.
But most importantly, he
said "that's not Jennifer."
What?
That's Jennifer's
roommate, Chloe MacPherson.
So then where's Jennifer?
She moved out last week.
Barely said goodbye.
The landlord seemed a
little offended by that.
Sure. I mean, you know,
you cash someone's
rental check each month,
you think you know a person!
Uh hmm. It's not a coincidence.
Did he say where Jennifer went?
Ah, well...
She said it was "none
of his business."
Ah.
Tell me she had an
emergency contact
listed on the rental agreement.
Yeah, some aunt out of state.
Great.
Wait. Where are you going?
Sounds like I'm
going out of state.
Just wait!
No no! I should be going with...
You.
[Sadie] Jane, I got Jennifer's
aunt's address like you asked.
1138 Broomfield Drive.
Whoa! I'll grab this.
Hey wait. Could I get
one of those bags?
Thank you. Great.
Thank you.
Oh!
I'm so sorry!
I am...
It's okay. It's, um,
it's just a shirt.
I got another one in the car.
Is that because you spill
coffee on yourself often?
Well, you know,
actually I'm a salesman.
So I'm on the road a lot.
Yeah, I do spill coffee more
often than I'd like to admit.
Just the cost of doing business!
Yeah, but the cost of
your dry cleaning bills!
[they both laugh]
Can I get you another coffee?
Umm...
Well you could sit at a table.
One that doesn't move.
You know, I actually can't stay.
But you'll take the coffee?
Based on the day I'm having,
yes I will take the coffee.
- It's a must.
- Okay.
Two of your strongest
coffees please.
Don't you have a
lid for that thing?
Yeah, in the car.
Oh good, good.
So you like to live
life on the edge, huh?
You have no idea.
Thank you.
- That is you.
- Thank you.
I'm sorry, again.
That's okay. That's fine.
Have a good day.
Okay.
[Jane's phone rings]
Hey Sadie.
Jane, are you sure you're okay?
You're doing a long drive
after the day you've had.
Yeah. I'm okay.
A little tired, but...
How are things with you?
[Sadie] Well, thank you
for pushing me
to go to that grief group.
I killed at Bingo!
[chuckles]
Grief Group?
Sounds like a Jane Fonda movie.
Counseling Club doesn't have
quite the right vibe to it.
The people there were just
like me, heartbroken, yet...
Hopeful.
Hmm...
[Sadie] I, um, I chatted to
Jason Collins for a bit.
He was very kind.
But terrible at Bingo.
[laughs]
[Sadie] He and I have actually
made plans for
dinner this evening.
Ohhh. Like a date?
[Sadie]
No! Not a date.
Just two people who know
grief eating together.
[Jane]
Sounds like a date to me.
But whatever you
want to call it.
[Sadie]
I can't believe it,
but I felt a small sparkle
of being alive again.
I'm really happy for you, Sadie.
[Sadie]
You were right.
[Sadie] Harold would
want me to be happy.
And my jacket too!
[tires squeal]
[horn honks]
Back off buddy.
[Sadie] Oh, goodness.
No problem there.
Jason is a complete gentleman.
- [horn honking]
- No, no.
There's a blue
van tailgating me.
[Jane] You know, maybe
I'm being paranoid but
I saw a blue van speeding away
from the crime scene today too.
Do you think it's the same one?
- [horn honking]
- I don't know.
I can't tell.
Well how long has
it been behind you?
[Jane] I mean, I'm on
a two lane highway
so it's got to be behind me.
But I'm not sure how
long he's been following.
[car honking]
[tires squeal]
[Sadie]
Jane. Jane, what's happening?
Wait! V...
- [Jane] Eight...
- What?
Ah!
I was trying to read the
license plate but I missed it!
[Sadie]
What's going on?
I don't know.
I think somebody just
really late for work.
[Sadie]
Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah. I'm okay. I promise.
[Jane] I'll call you if
I need anything else.
[call disconnects]
[Jane's phone rings]
[John]
Jane?
- Hello?
- [John] I found...
- [call disconnected]
- Hello, John!
John, can you...
Okay, that was weird.
[knocking]
[door opens]
Hi, I'm looking for
Jennifer Gilbert.
My name's Jane.
I'm a friend of hers.
You from the city?
Yeah.
The city changes people.
Jenny's different
since she moved back.
How so?
She's quieter.
She had a big laugh
but not anymore.
It feels like there's
something she's not telling me.
I actually think so too.
She's scared.
Look, it's of the utmost
importance that I find her.
Okay, I just want to
help her tell the truth.
She works at the casino.
Okay, great. I'll go find
her there. Thank you.
And I promise I'll do
everything I can to protect her.
[buzzer sounds]
Mom! Are you okay?
What happened?
I'm fine, don't worry.
Some guy was tailgating
me and I got rear ended.
I hit my head on
the steering wheel.
Where you wearing your seatbelt?
Yes. Of course I was.
Well sometimes you forget.
And I couldn't remind you.
Honey, I didn't forget.
There's just some
awful driver out there.
They didn't even stick
around to see if I was okay.
You were hurt and nobody
was there to help you?
Are you kidding me?
Someone called the
emergency services
and they got there in
just a few minutes.
You sure you're okay?
Promise. It looks
worse than it is.
Although I did have to
convince the doctor
to discharge me just
a little bit early.
But I would never miss
coming to see you today.
It's Meatloaf Day, Mom.
Whatever.
No, honey.
It was Grandpa's birthday today.
But I never forget
Grandpa's birthday!
Good people are working
to get you out of here.
And when you're back home,
we'll make Grandpa's
chicken soup and we'll
remember everything about him.
But what if I...
What if I don't remember?
What if I forget
everyone's birthday?
All the little things?
I'm just as tough as
Grandpa, you know.
I will fight for you until
you walk out that door, Ryan.
It's this place, Mom.
It's worse every day.
[clunking noise]
[hissing sound]
Oh great...
Oh!
Perfect, just perfect.
- [out of service beeping]
- Come on.
Ring!
Great! Okay...
All right.
Just, keep walking, Da Silva.
You got this.
You know, how far can
the casino really be?
You look a little lost.
Need a lift?
Nah. I think I'm good.
Okay. Ha ha!
Get in here...
Thank you.
Oh man...
I'm gonna burn these
when this is all over.
[police radio plays]
How did you even
know where I was?
Well, Sadie returns my calls.
[police radio plays]
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to ignore you.
Hey, look, look...
I get it, okay.
I've had bad partnerships too.
But we're in this together.
And I'm your back up and
I'll always be there for you.
Wait, does that make
me your back up?
I mean, are you
sure about that? Me?
I can count on one hand
the cases that I've solved.
[John chuckles]
Well, lucky for you,
you've got good instincts.
You know, you were right.
Chloe was murdered.
[Jane snaps her fingers]
Yeah, I found this
white powdery substance
on a cup at the crime scene.
Looked like crushed pills.
The toxicology report
will tell us more.
You know what? We should
recheck Joe Harper's
toxicology report too.
I bet the same drug
was used on him too.
You read my mind.
Okay, I suppose she could of
changed her appearance since
she's on the run, but according
to socials she's medium height,
dark hair, red glasses.
Got it.
You know what? Why don't
you go around front.
I'm going to head around back.
All right. And, hey. Let's
keep a low profile. Right?
Yeah.
- Call me if you need me.
- Yeah, will do.
All right.
Hey you, hold up!
I, I can't! I'm... late!
Are you the replacement
for tonight?
Yes! Yes, I am.
Why do you performers just
waltz in at the last minute?
Flare for the dramatic I guess?
[Jane]
So, as far as the show, um...
[Casino Manager]
Just do what you rehearsed.
[Jane]
Okay. Got it.
You're on in five.
All right...
Well, here we go...
[smooth Jazz music plays]
[indistinct conversations]
You got to play to stay.
["Roll The Dice",
performed by Jodie Sweetin]

So much for low profile.

When the stakes are high
and you're betting on red
Your hearts on the line
Don't let it get to your head
Just play it cool like
you're made of ice
And now you're ready
To roll the dice
Roll the dice
Place your bet on Love
Can't put a price on the
one you're thinking of
So double down on Lady Luck
It all comes back
around when you're
Love-struck love-struck
Now it's all up to fate
You let it ride
now you can't stand the wait
It's all on the line now
you wanna play it straight
Da da da da da da
da da da da dah
[song ends]
[applause]
Hey!
Funny to see you here.
[Jane]
Hmm! Is it?
Seems like a pretty
big coincidence to me.
Maybe we're just
destined to have that
coffee date after all?
[Jane]
Hm!
Jane, what's going on?
I was just about to ask coffee
guy here the same thing.
Did you follow me here?
Okay okay, look.
I'm sorry I flirted with you.
I have work to do, okay?
I have to go.
[Jane]
What kind of work?
Sorry, who are you?
Police business.
Answer the lady's question.
I'm an insurance adjuster.
I'm investigating one of our
clients for insurance fraud.
Insurance fraud?
Yeah, my client Jennifer...
Jennifer Gilbert?
Yeah. She, she was abusing
her health benefits
by buying insulin for her
roommate who was unemployed.
Her roommate...
Chloe MacPherson?
Right.
I spoke to Chloe this morning.
She already admitted
her part in the scam.
You know, insulin
costs a lot of money.
They stole thousands
of dollars from us.
Our lawyers want to
press criminal charges.
And so you killed her?
[scoffs]
Okay...
She's dead?
Okay, no no no.
She was very much alive when I
left her this morning at 9:30.
So Jennifer is on the
run from insurance fraud?
Stay put.
I'm not done with you yet.
Okay, but I, I am just
the insurance guy! Okay...
[Jane] Do you think that the
insurance fraud is why
Jennifer didn't want to say she
was at the pharmacy that day?
That's Jason Collins!
[John]
Hey! Stop!
[people screaming]
No no no no no!
[glass smashes]
Security!
Wait, I promise, I'm
just trying to help!
Stay away from me.
Hold up!
Jennifer Gilbert right?
Wooh! Detective John Cameron.
This is Jane Da Silva.
[John] You're part of an
active investigation.
You're Jane?
Yeah. I was trying to tell you.
Which way did he go?
Ah, he just disappeared in the
crowd before I could get to him.
Listen, I'm going
to take a look at
the casino's security footage.
Yeah, it's down the hall.
The last door on the right.
All right. Thank you.
Come on. Let's go have a chat.
Look, Jennifer, I
know this must be
totally overwhelming for you.
You can't change the past but
you can change the future.
Just tell me the truth, okay?
Everything exactly as
it happened that day.
There's a young man's
future on the line here!
I wasn't trying to commit
fraud, I was just,
I was trying to help my friend.
Doing the decent thing.
I mean, the insurance
companies, they make so much
money what does
it matter to them?
Okay, so how exactly did
your plan with Chloe work?
I put my name under Chloe's
diabetes prescriptions,
so the pharmacy would
charge it to my insurance.
Mr. Collins caught on, but
he didn't actually care.
He was making money from it too.
So, Jason Collins'
pharmacy wasn't quite
as wholesome as it looked.
I was there that day...
[phone rings]
Hey Artie, how are you?
[Man yelling
indistinctly on phone]
I got this.
I give you my word.
Friday after work is pay day.
I'll give you everything then.
Okay. I'll get more.
I'll figure something out.
You stay away from my sister!
[pharmacy door opens]
[Phyllis]
How may I help you today?
[Ryan]
Please.
[Ryan]
I need these.
I need assistance here.
Jason!
[struggling sounds]
[gun drops onto floor]
[pharmacy door opens]
- [gun fires]
- [Jennifer screams]
You'll say that
the boy shot her.
Otherwise, I will expose you
and you will spend the rest
of your life rotting in jail.
Okay? Get out of here!
No!
[Jennifer]
Chloe heard about Ryan Shea's
upcoming appeal on the news.
She couldn't take
the guilt any longer.
So she's the one that sent the
note to Ryan's mom, Sandra.
Yeah. I begged her not to.
It would send us both to jail,
but she said she had to
clear her conscience.
She said she'd work out
a repayment plan with
the insurance company first and
then find a way to protect me.
I was the one keeping her alive
by getting her the insulin.
And Chloe telling the
truth was a liability.
And after Jason Collins
took care of Joe Harper,
you were the only one
left that knew the truth.
He killed Joe too?
Yeah.
He was always so
nice to everyone.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to be
right back, okay?
Wait right here.
Hey.
Bingo!
Why would he kill his wife?
Greed, egomania, opportunity.
Sounds like Collins had it all.
What's to stop him now?
This is John Cameron,
Baltimore PD.
I need an APB out on a blue van,
license plates starting with V8.
Jason Collins. Male. Fifties.
Wanted for questioning for
murder and attempted murder.
Suspect is considered dangerous
and a high flight risk.
Use caution upon approach.
He was right in front
of us the whole time.
Look, we're on to him.
The whole force is
looking for him now.
We'll find him.
[knocking]
Sadie!
Don't you look lovely.
How are you?
Oh, I'm ready for our dinner!
Oh, I just need to
gather my purse.
Well, maybe we could have a
drink here first, and then go.
Oh! Oh, okay.
Um, I make a mean Manhattan!
[Jason chuckles]
Sounds wonderful.
Well, come in.
Wait!
He was supposed to be meeting
Sadie tonight for dinner!
Sadie?
Oh! I got to call her.
- [dialing]
- This is all my fault.
I encouraged her to go to
that grief group with him!
And now...
Hey, look, look.
Sadie is going to be fine.
She's a smart women who
can take care of herself.
She's not answering.
Look, I'll call in a safety
check until we get there, okay?
Okay.
[easy listening
music begins]
It's been awhile.
For me too.
You know...
You're very good.
Oh. Thank you.
I'm so sorry, Jason. You
shouldn't have to see that.
Let me...
[knocking at door]
[Officer Sanchez]
Sadie Da Silva?
Baltimore Police wellness check.
Oh?
[gun cocks]
Do what I say and
I won't shoot you.
Answer!
[shouts] Yes, that's me!
Sadie here.
Ma'am, I've been
asked to check on you.
[whispers]
Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
Tell her you're alone and
getting ready for bed.
Ma'am if you could
open the door...
Go ahead! If that's
what you want.
You know, um, I'm quite tired.
[Sadie] I'm getting
ready for bed! [laughs]
I'm embarrassed to say
I'm already in my nightie.
I'm sure Detective Cameron
is being overly
cautious once again.
If you would be so kind
as to wait in your car
while I call him to
straighten all of this out,
I'd really appreciate it.
[Officer Sanchez]
All right, Ma'am.
I'll be right outside
if you need me.
Thank you!
I was nominated for a Golden
Globe in '87 but I dare say
that was my best
performance to date.
Get in the living room.
I can't believe I agreed
to go on a date with you!
I'm sorry Sadie.
I no longer believe in
long term relationships.
I spent decades taking orders
from my wife and her father.
He never liked me.
He poisoned her against me.
I made that business
what it was!
It was me! I did it!
And when he died, I got nothing.
I was written out of the will.
But now it's my time.
It's my turn!
And I'm not about to
let anyone stop me now!
Go get me a glass of water.
I don't take orders
from psychopaths.
[scoffs] Do you always have a
comeback for everything?
Your husband must be happy that
he's finally resting in peace!
As much as I miss Harold,
I don't plan on seeing
him anytime soon.
Get me a glass of water. Now!
Ahh!
[struggling sounds]
[Sadie]
You messed with the wrong widow!
[Jane]
Sadie!
Oh my gosh! Are you okay?
Ack, it's not the worst
date I've ever been on.
Here, let's take this.
[John]
Jason Collins,
you are under arrest for the
murder of Phyllis Collins,
for the murder of
Chloe MacPherson
and the attempted murder
of Jennifer Gilbert.
Anything you say can and
will be used against you
in a court of law. Cuffs.
You're done with
serving your community,
but how do you feel
about serving time?
I'm so glad you're okay.
[Sandra]
Yep, he's being released today.
Just got here now.
Nope, didn't say what
time, but figured I'd wait.
Otherwise, everything's
looking good, Dad.
Really.
Love you too.
Mom!
Ryan?
Ryan has been released
on good behavior
and time served for the robbery.
So he'll be on probation
for a few months, but...
I can go home.
My baby!
Thank you Jane, John.
Well, we have solid new
evidence and witness statements
detailing that it was actually
Jason Collins who shot his wife
Phyllis that day
in the pharmacy.
And I'll be leading an
investigation into the
police officers' interrogation
conduct in Ryan's case.
What happened to
Ryan wasn't fair.
And I'm going to make sure
that a false confession
is never recorded
at precinct again.
Thank you. Thank you!
Uh huh.
But can we please go home now?
Yes, absolutely!
I hear you make a
mean chicken soup.
So, go enjoy.
See you guys.
Chicken soup?
No, I'm good.
[John]
Hey!
What's going on?
Ah, nothing.
Just thinking about how
you used to be my friend.
And now you're all proud of
letting a murderer go free.
Ben, I'm still
your friend, okay.
But I won't be for much longer
if you keep breaking protocol.
Ah, I get it.
You've gone all high and mighty.
You actually think you're
better than the rest of us.
The only thing is,
we work damn hard to get
criminals off the street.
And then here you are,
just putting them
right back out there.
He's a kid.
An innocent boy.
Right.
Wait till your so
called innocent boy
pulls another armed robbery.
You'll be taking that call.
Not me.
Not gonna happen.
He's a good kid.
You know, you should
have had my back.
Like they taught at the academy.
But you're on your own now, man.
So you better watch your back.
Betrayal often comes
from those close to us.
Okay buddy...
[Sadie]
Look what I found!
This might be the one.
[Sadie]
Perfect!
[Jane giggles]
[Sadie]
Shall I call you a cab?
Uh... Maybe just a minute
[Sadie]
Look at you.
A spitting image of your mother.
She would be so proud of you.
Not to mention Harold would
be bursting with pride
to see you finish
what he started.
You really think so?
I still feel like I'm
just bumbling along.
Then you bumble on!
You've proven yourself an
intuitive and clever detective.
Because of you,
Ryan Shea can start
a fresh chapter of his life.
He's free to finish
school, go to college,
have a family and grow old
with the people he loves.
Did you know that Uncle
Harold had been paying
for Sandra's medication
while Ryan was in jail?
Oh Harold...
[chuckles]
I had no idea!
Yeah, Sandra told me.
You know, it seems to me,
you and I both have
an opportunity here
for a fresh start ourselves.
There might be a great
life and love here
if you open yourself up to it.
Yeah...
But what about you?
I'm so sorry. I can't believe
I set you up with a murderer.
[laughs]
You know, it was
kind of exhilarating!
I faced death and I
knew it wasn't my time.
It made me realize I have
a lot left to fight for.
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
Oh, you look lovely.
Thank you.
Enjoy your time
with John tonight.
I will.
Thank you, Sadie. I'll
see you when I get home.
Don't wait up.
Oh, all right.
Bye.
[John]
To another case solved!
[Jane] And to a
fantastic partnership.
[glasses clink]
Thanks for having my back, John.
I know who my friends are.
Well, I'm just not used to
people being there for me.
Even when maybe I
haven't ask them to be.
Hey, I want to be there for you.
With you.
But mostly, I gotta see whatever
insane outfit you're
going to wear next.
[they both laugh
- [music ends]
- [applause]
Oh! Wow, it looks
like it's our turn.
What?
Oh, I requested a
song with the band.
Oh!
And it looks like they need
a singer and a drummer
to help perform it.
- Reallllly?
- Really.
Huh.
Will you share your talents
with me and this lucky audience?
Yes! I absolutely shall.
Oh good.
[John]
Watch your step.
[Jane]
Thank you.
[Jane]
All right.
Oh and, break a rib.
[Jane snaps her fingers]
You got it!
["Love Is A Mystery",
performed by Jodie Sweetin]
Love is a mystery
With every little
twist you'll be
In so deep you
can't see the sun
And it's only just begun
Don't try to solve it
It won't do you any good
The secrets love tell
put you under its spell
You wouldn't escape
if you could
Cause love is a mystery
It only takes
a kiss to be
Falling madly for the one
And it's only just begun
[song ends]
[applause]
["Lovesick", performed
by Jodie Sweetin]

I heard you're feeling
under the weather
And tried to put your
broken heart back together
Don't even bother
with a doctor's note
Just come on over
for the antidote
When your heart is blue