The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (2024) Movie Script

1
Oh, hello.
Pull up a chair, relax,
and let me extend to you
on behalf of Disney+
the most wonderful wishes of the season.
Halloween season.
Ho ho! Jingle
No gifts for psychopaths!
A time when we take a break
from the hustle and bustle of daily life
to think about what's really important.
Murder. Mayhem. Madness.
And, hey, a few laughs.
Kill me, but please don't sing.
- You've got the guns. Use them.
Suffer.
It's the most wonderful time
Of the year
La, la, la, la
With a cat barbecuing
And poison a-brewing
And shooting a deer
Yummy.
It's the most wonderful time
Of the year
There'll be two-ply for throwing
And Death Stars a-glowing
And half of the earth disappears
It's the most wonderful time
Of the year
This may sound hokey
But here's my friend Loki
Now meet your worst fear
Nothing like an amusing death.
It's the most wonderful time
You can commit any crime
And no one does any time
The old Brothers Grimm
Get their copyrights in
And half of our stars disappear
Oh
It's the most wonderful time
Of the year
Tired gag.
Shh!