The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Treasure (1998) Movie Script
YEAH! I LOVE MY NEW HOME
LOVE SITTING
IN MY FAVORITE SPO DOWN BY THE BABBLING BROOK
[splashes]
SINGING WITH
WAIT, THAT'S ME. RIGHT.
EATING LOVELY NUTS,
DOO-AAH
YOU JUST STICK 'EM
IN YOUR BEAK
AND YOU CRACK 'EM IN 2
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD
'CAUSE THE SHELLS
AREN'T SOF AND I'M GONNA
GIVE IT ALL I GO [grunting]
THEN CHUCK IT IN
THE BABBLING BROOK
HEE, HEE!
AAH, WHAT A PLACE I'VE FOUND!
NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD.
IT'S A BIRD'S DREAM, REALLY.
AAH!
[rattling]
WHAT?
OH!
HOLD ON! LOOK OUT!
HOLD ON!
OH, GREAT.
NO HUNTING MONTH'S OVER.
NO MORE LIVING
THE LIFE OF RILEY FOR ME.
[screaming]
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
[screams]
COME ON, LEGS,
DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
WHAT AM I RUNNING FOR?
I SHOULD BE FLYING,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
I'M A BIRD!
YEOW!
[gulps]
COME ON, MEN. PULL.
[both grunting]
COME ON, LET'S SEE
THE SPIRIT OF FESTIVAL DAYS.
(all)
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY
IT'S THE TRUTH WHEN WE SAY
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
ALL THE BEST IN THE LAND
ARE HERE SHOWING
THEIR HAND
AND WE'RE SURE
THEY'RE THE BEST THAT EXIS (Odette)
WE CAN DANCE LIKE THE WIND
PLAY A WIZARD'S VIOLIN
(Derek)
AND DO TRICKS
OF INCREDIBLE RISK
(all)
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
IT NEEDS TO COME UP
JUST A LITTLE.
THAT'S PERFECT.
(Roger)
HALLELUJAH, ODETTE.
YOU'VE BROUGH CULTURE AND REFINEMEN TO THE FESTIVAL.
NOW THINKING MEN
HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE
TO THAT MINDLESS
OBSTACLE COURSE.
[Brigitte screaming]
[gasps]
[Roger yelling]
WELL-PLACED WINDOW.
JUDGING HORSES AND LAMBS,
UNICORNS, GOATS AND RAMS
(Swineherd)
I REALLY HOPE IT GETS
BETTER THAN THIS
OF ALL THE GRACE
IN THE KINGDOM
I KNOW THA THE QUEEN WILL RISE UP
TO THE TOP OF THE LIS DISPLAYS OF WIT AND FINESSE
WE HAVE LACKED, I CONFESS
BUT NOW, VOILA!
WE HAVE ALL THA WE'VE MISSED
HA, HA, HA!
(all)
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
DEREK'S BROUGHT US PEACE
AND SET US ALL AT EASE
SO WE CAN SING NOW
WE'RE GONNA SAVOR LIFE
THE WAY A MAN AND WIFE
ARE SUPPOSED TO DO
(both)
ALL THE CLOUDS HAVE VANISHED
NOW THAT FEAR IS BANISHED
FROM THE KINGDOM
AND SO TO CELEBRATE
(all)
WE'LL SHOW THE WORLD
HOW GREAT WE ARE
(Derek)
HIT THE MARK,
RING THE BELL
(Jean-Bob)
KISS THEM ALL
AND LIVE TO TELL
[screams]
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
(all)
HOSTS OF JUGGLERS
AND TROUBADOURS
LIONS AND WILD BOARS
FOODS FROM
AN UNENDING LIS COME AND SAMPLE
MY WARES, PETIT FOURS
AND ECLAIRS
ONCE YOU TASTE THEM
YOU JUST CAN'T RESIS (all)
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
AAH!
DAGGERS AND DUNGEONS,
DRAGONS AND WOLVES
ARROWS AND
ALLIGATORS FOUGHT US
OH, WE'VE OVERCOME
EVERY POSSIBLE FOE
LOOK WHAT OUR
BRAVERY HAS BROUGHT US
(all)
NOW THERE IS NOTHING
THAT CAN FOIL THE FUN
OF FESTIVAL DAYS
WHOO!
YOU'VE GOT TO
TRY THIS, BROM.
BEST OBSTACLE COURSE
WE'VE EVER HAD.
NOT DANGEROUS ENOUGH
FOR MY TASTE.
I'LL ADD A SNAKE PI IF YOU PROMISE TO ENTER.
WELL, I--I...
HA, HA. I'LL TAKE
THAT AS A YES.
BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT,
D-DEREK...
COME ON, BROM.
WINNER GETS TO BE
PRINCE FOR A DAY.
[gulps]
DEALING WITH DANGER
ALL OF MY LIFE
IT'S 2ND NATURE
TO EVADE I BUT NOW THA THE FINAL VICTORY IS OURS
I THINK IT'S TIME
WE CELEBRATE I [people cheering]
(all)
NOW THERE IS NOTHING
THAT CAN FOIL THE FUN
OF FESTIVAL DAYS
THE BEST OF ALL DAYS
SOMEBODY GET ME
OUT OF HERE!
(all)
HEAR THE CROWD
SHOUT HURRAY
AS I'M CROWNED
PRINCE FOR A DAY
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
THERE IS ONLY
ONE KINGDOM
WHERE THIS KIND OF DREAM
COULD COME TRUE
WHERE THERE'S
NOTHING AMISS
HUH!
THROW YOUR CARES TO THE WIND
LET THE PARTY BEGIN
IT MAY BE YEARS
TILL WE CEASE AND DESIS AAH!
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN
OR ANY WETTER THAN
THIS DOUBLE-HEADER CAN' SEE ANYTHING BETTER THAN
(all)
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
[clapping]
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
MY NAME IS ZELDA.
I'M ONLY GOING TO
TELL YOU THIS ONCE,
SO LISTEN CAREFULLY.
YES--YES, OF COURSE.
MANY YEARS AGO,
AFTER BEING BANISHED
FOR DEVELOPING
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS,
ROTHBART CAME TO
THE CASTLE AT SWAN LAKE.
VANQUISHED AND POWERLESS,
HE LIVED IN DESPAIR
UNTIL I FOUND HIM.
I ROUSED HIS SPIRI AND INSPIRED HIM
TO BEGIN ANEW.
I AWAKENED
THE SLEEPING
EVIL GENIUS WITHIN.
AND AFTER YEARS OF WORK,
THE FRUIT OF OUR LABOR
FINALLY APPEARED.
(Rothbart)
ORLA BAY...
DU ANNA BE LAY.
CONDORA...
ILLUSTRY CRUXSIS.
[gasps]
[whooshing]
FINALLY.
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS
ARE MINE AGAIN.
NOW WE WILL RULE
AS KING AND QUEEN.
ACTUALLY,
I HAD A DIFFERENT PLAN.
I'M GONNA FORCE
ODETTE TO MARRY ME.
OF COURSE,
IT CUTS YOU OU OF THE PLAN.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS,
IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME.
TRUE. AND YET, SADLY,
YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.
THOSE NOTES BELONG TO ME
JUST AS MUCH AS
THEY BELONG TO YOU.
MORE!
AND THEY WILL
BE MINE SOMEDAY.
THEY WILL BE MINE!
GET OUT.
[crackling]
I HAVE A FEELING
THOSE NOTES STILL EXIST.
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO HELP ME GET THEM.
BUT--M-M-M-- EXCUSE ME,
BUT MAY I JUST MENTION
THAT I HAVE
ABSOLUTELY NO TALEN FOR THIS PARTICULAR
KIND OF VENTURE?
WHATSOEVER.
ON THE CONTRARY.
"THE YAKIBIRD CAN
IMITATE ANY VOICE
AFTER HEARING I ONLY ONCE."
DO MINE.
BUT I--I DON'T THINK--
DO MY VOICE!
[imitating]
DO MY VOICE!
DO IT AGAIN!
DO IT AGAIN!
DO IT AGAIN!
DO IT AGAIN!
GO TO THE CASTLE
AT SWAN LAKE
AND FIND OUT IF
THOSE NOTES STILL EXIST,
MY LITTLE SPY.
SPY? NO, SEE,
SPIES GET CAPTURED
AND T-TORTURED.
I COULDN'T BEAR TORTURE.
I--I START SOBBING IF
I EVEN GET A CANKER SORE.
[chattering]
OH, STOP WHINING.
AS SOON AS YOU FIND
OUT IF THE NOTES EXIST,
I PROMISE TO SET YOU FREE.
SEEK OUT WHIZZER
AND BRING HIM TO ME!
[squeaking]
MY LITTLE SEEKERS
ARE A FAR CRY
FROM THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
BUT THEY CAN FIND YOU,
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO.
SO DON'T EVER
TRY TO RUN.
AND DON'T YOU
EVER BETRAY ME!
NOW GO FIND OU ABOUT THOSE NOTES!
[Zelda cackling]
[with French accent]
47, 48,
49, 50.
[grunting]
LOOK. LOOK.
YOU MEAN
THOSE LITTLE BUMPS?
THESE LITTLE BUMPS
ARE GOING TO HELP ME
WIN THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
YOU'RE GONNA ENTER
THE OBSTACLE COURSE?
THAT'S RIGHT,
MR. INCH-AT-A-TIME.
AND WHEN I AM
CROWNED PRINCE FOR A DAY,
FINALLY THE PEOPLE
WILL SEE ME AS
A PRINCE FOREVER.
[laughing]
[laughing]
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
IT'S TIME TO WORK
ON MY MENTAL FITNESS.
OH, YOU COULD SAY THAT AGAIN.
THE NEXT ONE WHO DISTURBS ME
SHALL BE PUNISHED
BY THESE BABIES.
WHOO, RUN AWAY.
RUN AWAY.
[Puffin laughing]
JEAN-BOB,
YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOU ROTHBART'S NOTES BEING
HIDDEN IN THE CASTLE?
OK, THAT'S IT.
[choking]
[screaming]
EVERY DAY, IN EVERY WAY,
I JUST GET BETTER
AND BETTER. NO?
[chuckles]
IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME,
OF COURSE.
BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK
THE OBSTACLE COURSE
IS TOO D-DANGEROUS.
MMM-HMM. MMM.
ARE ROTHBART'S NOTES
ON THE FORBIDDEN ARTS
REALLY HIDDEN
IN THE CASTLE?
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
OH, WELL, E-EVERYBODY'S
TALKING ABOUT IT.
DEREK, OH, DEREK,
SOMETHING HORRIBLE
HAS HAPPENED.
YOU CAN TELL ME
IN FRONT OF ODETTE.
I--I--I--
I'M NOT SURE.
ROGERS, WE HAVE
NO SECRETS.
ACTUALLY, YOU, UM,
YOU--YOU DO HAVE
THAT ONE SECRET.
GO ON, ROGERS.
YEAH, GO ON.
WELL,
THERE'S A RUMOR
GOING AROUND ABOU ROTHBART'S NOTES.
THAT THEY'RE BEING
HIDDEN IN THE CASTLE.
OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IF WE KNEW
THOSE NOTES EXISTED,
THEY'D BE DESTROYED
IMMEDIATELY.
ACTUALLY, ODETTE,
UM...
YOU FOUND
ROTHBART'S FORMULA
FOR THE FORBIDDEN ARTS
AND YOU DIDN' TELL ME?
I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO WORRY.
YOU SEE, AFTER CLAVIUS
AND THE ORB WERE DESTROYED,
ROGERS AND I FOUND
THIS UNDERGROUND CHAMBER.
THERE WERE ALL SORTS
OF THINGS ROTHBAR LEFT BEHIND.
INCLUDING HIS FORMULA
FOR THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
[water dripping]
WE DESTROYED EVERYTHING,
OF COURSE.
EXCEPT ROTHBART'S NOTES.
I'M FREE.
DEREK, HOW COULD YOU?
APOLOGIZE, DEREK.
I REALLY THINK THA SOMEDAY WE CAN USE
THEIR POWER FOR GOOD.
DEREK,
NOTHING GOOD CAN COME
FROM THOSE NOTES.
YOU MUST DESTROY THEM.
YOU'RE RIGHT, ODETTE.
I'LL DESTROY THEM RIGHT AWAY.
ROGERS AND I ARE
THE ONLY ONES WHO
KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
BUT THERE'S A RUMOR.
LOOK, EVEN IF SOMEONE
DID FIND THEM,
THEY'D NEVER FIGURE
THEM OUT WITHOU MY HELP.
APOLOGIZE,
APOLOGIZE, APOLOGIZE.
I WOULD NEVER
PUT YOU IN DANGER.
PROMISE ME YOU'LL
DESTROY THOSE NOTES, DEREK.
I PROMISE.
I WAS CARELESS,
FOOLISH, AND SELFISH.
BUT I WASN'T.
I DID THIS FOR US.
FOR THE KINGDOM.
PLEASE, JUS TRUST ME, ODETTE.
PLEASE, ROGERS,
NO LONG SPEECHES.
I ONLY NEED 2 WORDS:
NUMB SKULL.
HA-HA!
I'M HOME FREE.
PHEW!
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS GET OUT OF HERE.
HUH?
HOLD IT.
SPYING IS A CRIME
IN THIS KINGDOM.
SO I HEREBY CLAIM YOU
AS A PRISONER OF WAR.
[squawking]
[groaning]
MOMMY, WILL YOU HOLD ME?
[panting]
[squeaking]
OH!
[chattering]
[shrieking]
[groaning]
[coughing]
GO GET A SMOG CHECK,
WHY DON'T YOU?
[gulps and spits]
[gags]
[laughing]
WELL, I'M LOCKED ON YOU,
SMALL FRY.
YOU'LL GIVE UP, OR ELSE...
[yelling]
[panting]
PHEW!
ZELDA, ZELDA,
THE NOTES ARE THERE!
I KNEW THEY WERE THERE.
I KNEW IT!
GREAT, THE NOTES
ARE THERE.
MEANWHILE,
I GOT AN ULCER THE
SIZE OF A WATERMELON.
NOW, TO GET MY HANDS
ON THAT CHEST.
WELL, AT LEAST IT'S DONE
AND I CAN GO BACK TO
MY REGULAR, CALM LIFE.
ALTHOUGH I'M PROBABLY
GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES
THE REST OF MY LIFE
FROM THIS LITTLE
MASQUERADE.
[gasps]
MASQUERADE.
SO LONG, ZELDA.
I'M LEAVING.
I THINK I DO
A LITTLE PLAY-ACTING.
I WILL PLAY MAIDEN IN DISTRESS
FROM THE FARAWAY NORTH.
BREAK A LEG.
OH, AND THE NEXT TIME
YOU NEED A TALKING BIRD,
I UNDERSTAND PARROTS
ARE VERY DEPENDABLE.
NOT SO FAST.
THERE'S A PART FOR YOU, TOO,
IN MY LITTLE CHARADE.
YOU PROMISED
TO SET ME FREE.
HOW CAN I BE A MAIDEN
IN DISTRESS WITHOU ANYONE TO DISTRESS ME?
WE MADE A DEAL.
NOW I'M MAKING
YOU ANOTHER DEAL.
THAT'S 2 DEALS IN ONE DAY.
HOW MANY DEALS DO YOU WANT?
ZOUNDS, BOY,
SHOW SOME GRATITUDE.
[gulps]
GOOD THING I CHECKED THIS.
THIS CABLE IS COMING LOOSE.
YOU SHOULD
LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
ADDS A LITTLE DANGER
AND EXCITEMEN TO A RATHER EASY
AND BORING RIDE.
[grunting]
DEREK!
WE NEED TO TALK.
ROGERS, OLD MAN.
YOU MADE I ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE I ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM
WITH THA "OLD MAN" STUFF.
AS YOUR COUNSELOR
AND FRIEND, DEREK,
I BEG YOU.
APOLOGIZE TO ODETTE.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO,
SOONER OR LATER.
WHY DO I ALWAYS
HAVE TO BE THE ONE
TO APOLOGIZE?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHA WE HUSBANDS DO.
WE HUNT, WE FISH,
WE WATCH SPORTING EVENTS
AND WE APOLOGIZE!
I COULD NEVER BE MARRIED
AND GIVE UP MY DAYS
OF LIVING ON THE EDGE.
EXCUSE ME,
BIG SILLY BRAGGART,
BUT I WAS TALKING TO DEREK.
YOU KNOW SHE'S RIGHT.
SHE'S ALWAYS RIGHT.
NOW YOU'RE ON HER SIDE?
YOU KEPT THE SECRET,
TOO, YOU KNOW.
I NEVER FEL GOOD ABOUT IT.
WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE
SAID SOMETHING, THEN.
YOU'RE THE PRINCE!
YOU'RE MY COUNSELOR.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO COUNSEL ME.
WELL, I'M SUPPOSED
TO SUPPORT YOU.
THAT'S MY POINT.
[gasps]
HE GOT YOU ON THAT ONE.
YOU'VE BEEN DISGRACED,
OLD MAN.
AND YET,
I LEAVE IN TRIUMPH.
PLEASE, DEREK.
RECONSIDER!
RECONSIDER WHAT?
I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I?
ISN'T IT ENOUGH THA I FIGHT THE DRAGONS?
THAT I FIGHT THE VILLAINS
AND I WIN THE PRIZE?
ISN'T IT ENOUGH
THAT I RUN THE KINGDOM?
SOLVE EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS,
DIRECT AND ADVISE?
WHY MUST I ALSO
GET DOWN ON MY KNEES
AND APOLOGIZE?
BECAUSE I LOVE HER,
I NEED HER
LIKE EARTH NEEDS THE SUN
I NEED THE ONE I LOVE
TO KEEP MY HOPE BRIGHT,
MY HEAD RIGH MY HEART FIGHTING ON
UNTIL I AM BACK
IN HER ARMS
BECAUSE I LOVE HER,
I NEED HER
LIKE SUMMER NEEDS RAIN
TO GROW AND SUSTAIN
EACH DAY
I HEAR HER SINGING
AND BRINGING HER
STRENGTH TO MY SOUL
UNTIL I AM BACK
IN HER ARMS
MILES APART,
YET STILL MY HEAR CAN HEAR HER MELODY
I'M MORE THAN SURE
THAT I CAN'T ENDURE
WITHOUT HER LOVE FOR ME
BECAUSE I LOVE HER
AND NEED HER
LIKE I NEED TO BREATHE
DID ADAM NEED EVE
LIKE THIS?
NOW I SEE CLEARLY
I NEARLY GAVE UP
ALL I HAD
SO WHATEVER OUR
DIFFERENCES WERE
I'LL BID THEM GOODBYE
I'LL GIVE LOVE A TRY
AND ALL BECAUSE
I LOVE HER!
ALMOST. LOOK AT ALL
THESE ENTRIES, PUFFIN.
OH, I CAN'T RIGHT NOW,
PRINCESS.
ME RADAR IS--
POTOO-POTOO-POTOO--
SEARCHING FOR
ENEMY ACTIVITY.
FREDERICK, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU LIKED TO PERFORM.
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
A SONG? A DANCE?
I JUGGLE...OMELETS.
OH!
WOW! A REAL STAGE.
I'VE DONE IT.
MY BODY
AND MIND ARE ONE.
IF I CAN MAINTAIN
THIS FEELING,
THE OBSTACLE COURSE
IS MINE.
FAR LONGER THAN FOREVER
I'LL HOLD YOU
IN MY ARMS
I'VE COME TO ENTER
THE TALENT SHOW.
CERTAINLY. YOUR NAME?
THE LADY IN BLACK.
AND YOUR TALENT?
THE TANGO.
OH, THE TANGO.
PARTNER'S NAME?
I DON'T HAVE ONE YET.
UBERTA?
SHH!
NO ONE CAN KNOW IT'S ME.
I WANT TO WIN BECAUSE
I'M THE BEST.
NOT BECAUSE I'M THE QUEEN.
[laughing]
OH!
I SEE. I HOPE YOU CAN
FIND A PARTNER IN TIME.
OH, I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO WOULD JUMP
AT THE IDEA.
THE TANGO?
THE TANGO IS
THE MOST DIFFICULT DANCE
KNOWN TO MAN.
ROGERS, YOU WILL HELP ME
WIN THIS TALENT SHOW.
OH, NO, MA'AM.
A WALTZ MAYBE,
A NICE FOX TROT.
BUT THE TANGO.
NO SIRREE, ROBERT.
OH!
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
HOW SILLY OF ME
TO THINK THAT YOU COULD
STILL DO THE TANGO.
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY
I COULDN'T DO IT.
[crying]
I GUESS EVEN
THE GREATEST DANCERS
MUST GROW OLD AND STIFF.
I'M NOT THAT OLD.
NO, NO, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE.
DON'T FIGHT IT, ROGERS.
YOU MUST ACCEPT THE TRUTH.
YOUR MUSCLES HAVE
BECOME WEAK AND FLABBY.
YOU'VE THE TIMING
OF A BUSTED CLOCK.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
POOR ROGERS.
YOU USED TO MOVE
WITH SUCH GRACE AND STYLE.
I STILL COULD,
IF I HAD A MIND TO.
NO, NO, NO.
YOU MUST GIVE IN
TO THE TRUTH.
YOU'RE WASHED-UP.
WASHED-UP?
YOU'LL NEVER DO
THE TANGO AGAIN.
DON'T YOU COUN ON IT, MY LADY.
NO, NO, ROGERS.
ORCHESTRA.
DON'T!
HIT IT!
[music playing]
[Uberta laughing]
HOW'S THAT FOR WASHED-UP,
CHIQUITA?
I'LL WIN FOR SURE!
HELP!
WHOO-HOO!
HERE HE COMES.
COME ON, ATTACK.
HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
HOLD ON, MADAM.
I'LL GET THE LITTLE BEAST.
READY.
LET HIM GET YOU,
OR ELSE!
YEOW!
[laughing]
TAKE THAT, BAT.
OH!
I HOPE YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT.
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT,
NOW THAT YOU ARE HERE.
YOU ARE SO BRAVE.
SO HANDSOME, TOO.
EVEN THE NOSE.
LONG, LIKE JUMBO FRANKFURTER.
I AM ZELDA. FROM
CHUT 'N' CHUT 'N' DO DANG.
CHUT 'N' CHUT 'N' DO DANG.
I--I'VE NEVER--
IT'S SO VERY FAR.
I RUN AWAY.
THE EVIL KING
KEEP ME IN THE CASTLE
AND MAKE ME
PLAY THE ACCORDION
ALL DAY LONG.
OH, OH,
YOU POOR GIRL.
[screams]
WHAT? WHAT?
THE CASTLE!
HELP ME!
I AM SO SCARED
OF CASTLES.
DON'T LOCK ME UP
IN THE CASTLE.
OH, MY GIRL,
TH-THERE'S NO REASON
TO FEAR.
THIS IS A GOOD CASTLE,
I PROMISE.
I'LL GIVE YOU
A TOUR MYSELF.
I'LL SHOW YOU
THE WHOLE THING,
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.
OH!
IF YOU PROMISE,
THEN I GUESS IT'S OK FINE.
BRIGITTE, TAKE THIS
POOR CREATURE INSIDE
AND GIVE HER
ANYTHING SHE NEEDS.
YOU'LL SEE
WE'RE A LOT NICER
THAN THOSE OLD
CHUT 'N' CHUT 'N' DO DANGIANS,
ANY OLD DAY.
DON'T YOU FORGET,
WE'VE GOT A TALENT SHOW
TO WIN.
[giggling]
NOW LOOK, ROGERS,
I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE
ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR
SORRY LOVE LIFE.
NOW, SNAP OUT OF IT!
I WANT TO,
BUT I THINK I CAN'T.
[giggling]
NOW, THIS PARTICULAR ROOM,
I THINK YOU'LL FIND
VERY INTERESTING.
ORIGINALLY,
IT WAS USED FOR--
CUT THE SPEECH
AND OPEN THE DOOR.
I'M SO EXCITED.
WILL YOU FORGIVE?
OH, I WILL.
[giggles]
AS I WAS SAYING,
THIS ROOM WAS ORIGINALLY--
NICE. NEXT ROOM.
BUT I DIDN'T GE TO TELL YOU--
PLEASE, PUMPKIN.
NEXT ROOM.
PUMPKIN?
ANYTHING YOU SAY,
MUFFIN.
NOW, THIS NEXT ROOM...
THIS NEXT ROOM IS
NOTHING SPECIAL.
VERY BORING.
WHAT IS IN IT?
OH, N-NOTHING.
LITTLE--LITTLE THINGS,
AND SOME STUFF,
AND OTHER THINGS.
NOW IF YOU'LL
JUST FOLLOW ME.
OH, NO, NO. ZELDA,
YOU MUSTN'T DO THAT.
WHAT ROGERS HAVE
HE DON'T WANT ME
TO SEE?
NOTHING.
NOTHING AT ALL.
YOU SHOULDN' HAVE DONE THAT, ZELDA.
OH, OH,
I AM SO SORRY.
WELL, YOU SHOULD BE.
OH!
YOU ARE MAD AT ZELDA.
WELL, NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO...
I COULD NEVER
BE MAD AT YOU.
IN CHUT 'N' CHUT 'N' DO DANG,
IF THE GIRL LOVED A BOY,
SHE SHOW I IN SPECIAL WAY.
YOU WANT TO SEE?
IF YOU WANT TO SHOW ME.
AAH!
I LOVE THAT GIRL!
I HEARD WE HAVE
A SPECIAL GUEST.
HER NAME IS ZELDA.
I THINK ROGERS
IS IN LOVE.
ROGERS IN LOVE?
THIS I GOTTA SEE.
LOOK, ODETTE,
THERE'S SOMETHING I...
I WAS WRONG TO
KEEP ROTHBART'S NOTES.
OH, DEREK,
YOU WILL DESTROY
THEM, THEN.
AS SOON AS
THE FESTIVAL'S OVER.
DON'T WAIT TILL
THEN, DEREK.
PLEASE.
AFTER THE FESTIVAL,
I PROMISE.
TRUST ME.
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.
AND SO I TELL
THE KING:
"I WILL NOT PLAY
ACCORDION NO MORE."
YES, AND SO THEN
WHAT DID HE DO?
WHAT DID THA AWFUL KING DO?
THE KING,
HE GRAB ME AND SAY:
"YOU MUST PLAY ACCORDION."
AND ZELDA SAY,
"I WON'T!"
THEN THE KING,
HE SHAKE ME AND SAY:
"YOU MUST!"
AND THEN ZELDA SAY, "NO."
[gagging]
THEN THE KING YELL,
"GUARD!"
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED
WHEN THE GUARDS CAME?
THEN I REMEMBER
SELF-DEFENSE TECHNIQUE.
ZELDA GO...
OOH-HAIYA!
THEN ZELDA RUN AWAY,
UNTIL I COME HERE.
WE'LL ACT OUT YOUR STORY
FOR THE TALENT SHOW.
"ZELDA, ACCORDION SLAVE."
IT'S A SURE WIN.
OOH, WHAT A SHAME.
IT'S GETTING DARK
AND YOU HAVE TO GO.
BUT SHE HASN' EVEN EATEN.
WELL, THANK HEAVENS
FOR DOGGY BAGS.
BUT SHE HAS NO HOME.
WELL, SHE DOES NOW.
I'M BUYING HER ONE
AT THE NORTHERN END
OF THE KINGDOM.
OH! BUT I
WANT TO STAY.
YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE.
THE DO DANGIANS WILL
COME LOOKING FOR YOU.
OH, THEY'D NEVER
LOOK HERE.
OF COURSE THEY WILL.
THOSE DANG DO
DANGIANS ALWAYS DO.
COME NOW, DEAR.
THE CARRIAGE IS LEAVING!
UBERTA.
BUT I AM SCARED.
TOUGH!
OH, ROGERS, HELP.
MOVE IT,
YOU LITTLE TRAMP!
ZELDA.
[groaning]
OH, MY ANKLE.
NOW LOOK WHA YOU'VE DONE.
SHE'LL HAVE TO STAY
HERE NOW FOR A LEAST A FEW DAYS.
OH, MY POOR
LITTLE MUFFIN.
[growling]
[thunder cracking]
[snoring]
I DON'T CARE IF
YOU ARE THE KING.
IT'S CRUEL TO FORCE SOMEONE
TO PLAY THE ACCORDION.
HANDS OFF!
HOW DARE YOU TREA ZELDA THAT WAY!
[moaning]
[clanks]
FORGET ABOUT ME,
ZELDA. RUN.
RUN.
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE GUARD.
JUST RUN, ZELDA!
RUN!
[chuckling]
[snoring]
THANKS A LOT, PUMPKIN.
YOU'RE WELCOME, MUFFIN.
(Roger)
GONE.
[sobbing]
MY MUFFIN IS GONE.
HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME?
WE WERE IN LOVE.
NO, WAIT, WAIT.
MAYBE I MISUNDERSTOOD
HER LETTER.
YES, THAT'S IT.
"DEAR PUMPKIN,
I HATE YOU. ZELDA."
OH, THE PAIN!
I GUESS HER ANKLE
WASN'T THAT BAD AFTER ALL.
YOU.
[gasps]
YOU SENT HER BACK,
DIDN'T YOU?
ROGERS.
YOU SENT HER BACK
TO THAT CRAZED,
ACCORDION-LOVING KING.
[gasping]
I WOULD NEVER!
YOU. YOU MONSTER!
YOU!
YOU WOLF IN
QUEEN'S CLOTHING!
OH!
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE
ME OF SUCH THINGS!
I AM A QUEEN.
I ALWAYS AC WITH DIGNITY.
NOW, YOU SHAPE UP
OR I'LL POP YOU ONE!
[crying]
OH, LOOK ON
THE BRIGHT SIDE, ROGERS.
NOW WE CAN REHEARSE
WITHOUT DISTRACTION.
REHEARSE?
I FEEL LIKE DYING,
NOT DANCING!
SHE'S GONE
SHE'S GONE
SHE'S GONE,
AND WITH HER
THE SUN, THE MOON, AND STARS
HAVE VANISHED FROM SIGH THERE'LL NEVER AGAIN
BE A SUNRISE FOR ME
BECAUSE SHE WAS MY LIGH NO LAUGHTER WILL
EVER ESCAPE FROM MY LIPS
I'LL NEVER AGAIN
SING A SONG
FOR THE LIGHT AND LOVE
OF MY LIFE WAS ZELDA
AND NOW SHE'S GONE
[sobbing]
HOW PATHETIC, ROGERS.
SHE'S GONE AND WITH HER
THE GREATEST LOVE
THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN
HAS SUFFERED A DAGGER
RIGHT TO THE HEAR AND LIES AS COLD AS STONE
THE PASSION
OF ROMEO AND JULIE JOSEPHINE AND NAPOLEON
SHOULD HAVE BOWED
TO THE LOVE
OF ROGERS AND ZELDA
BUT NOW SHE'S GONE
GET A GRIP, ROGERS.
YOU'RE MAKING ME NAUSEOUS.
SAVE YOUR WORDS
OF ENCOURAGEMEN NOTHING CAN BRING ME CHEER
TAKE AWAY
ALL MY LIFE SUPPOR AND BURY ME RIGHT HERE
IF I DIDN'T NEED A PARTNER,
I SWEAR I WOULD.
NOW, LITTLE DARLING
WON'T YOU PLEASE COME HOME
AND HEAL
THIS BROKEN HEART?
'CAUSE YOUR MUFFIN MAN
HE JUST CAN'T STAND THE PAIN
OF BEING APAR FOR THE REASON
THE WORLD TURNED WAS ZELDA
NO OTHER LOVE IN HISTORY
HELD A CANDLE TO OURS
IT WAS UNEXCELLED-A
[crying]
BUT NOW SHE'S GONE
[sobbing]
ROGERS, THIS IS
YOUR QUEEN SPEAKING.
YOU WILL REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS
THIS INSTAN AND REMAIN CONSCIOUS
UNTIL I WIN THE TALENT SHOW.
OR ELSE...
VERY WELL.
I'VE NO OTHER CHOICE
BUT TO TAKE YOU
TO MY CASTLE
AND DEAL WITH YOU
IN A MATTER TO WHICH
YOU ARE ACCORDING.
OH, MY MUFFIN
PLAYED THE ACCORDION.
[crying]
YOUR MUFFIN'S
HISTORY, CHUMP!
[grunting]
WHAT KIND OF LOCK
DID HE PUT ON
THIS THING, ANYHOW?
[squawking]
(Zelda)
FINALLY.
I'M FREE!
I--I'M FREE!
I--I--I AM FREE,
AREN'T I?
YES. BEGONE,
YOU WORTHLESS MASS
OF FEATHERS.
WHOO-HOO!
[laughing]
WHOO!
[humming]
I AM FREE,
I AM FREE, I AM FREE
WHOO-HOO! HA, HA, HA!
OH, YES.
THE POWER TO CHANGE.
MMM.
THE POWER...
TO CREATE.
FINALLY, THE GREATES OF THEM ALL.
THE POWER TO DESTR--
WHAT'S THIS?
OH, SOMEONE'S TORN
OFF THE LAST WORD.
SOMEONE'S TORN
OFF THE LAST WORD!
AH!
I'LL NEVER HAVE
THE POWER TO DESTROY
WITHOUT IT!
SO THAT'S WHA DEREK MEANT.
HELLO.
TELL ME WHAT DEREK SAID.
HE SAID-- HE SAID--
[gulping]
HE SAID--
[imitating Derek]
"THEY'D NEVER FIGURE
THEM OUT WITHOUT MY HELP."
OH, THE LITTLE WIMP
TORE IT OFF HIMSELF.
HE'S HIDING IT SOMEWHERE.
HE TOOK WHAT I
WANTED MOST OF ALL.
HE TOOK WHAT I LOVE.
WELL,
2 CAN PLAY THIS GAME.
"DEAR PRINCE DEREK,
I HAVE KIDNAPPED
YOUR SWEET ODETTE."
[squawks]
PERIOD!
"IF YOU WANT TO
SEE HER ALIVE AGAIN,"
COMMA!
"THEN MEET ME AT THE MOUTH
OF THE WESTERN RIVER
WITH THE MISSING SECTION
OF ROTHBART'S NOTES!"
EXCLAMATION! EXCLAMATION!
EXCLAMATION!
TAKE THIS TO DEREK.
BUT YOU SAID--
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
YAKIBIRDS WOULD DIE
TO HAVE JUST ONE DEAL?
AND NOW YOU'VE GOT 3.
TAKE IT TO DEREK, NOW!
I'LL TAKE CARE OF ODETTE.
SEEK HER OU AND BRING HER TO ME!
(Puffin)
WILL YOU HURRY UP, JEAN-BOB?
IT'S GETTIN' LATE.
(Jean-Bob)
DON'T RUSH ME.
YOU KNOW, I CAN' BELIEVE YOU MADE ODETTE
DRIVE YOU
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE,
JUST SO YOU COULD PRACTICE
FOR THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
IT'S THE PERFECT SPOT.
I WILL SWING
ACROSS THIS RAVINE,
RACE DOWN THAT SLOPE,
SWIM THE RIVER,
HOP THOSE ROCKS,
THEN SCALE THIS CLIFF
BEFORE THE LAST GRAIN
OF SAND FALLS
TO THE BOTTOM.
I WISH YOU
WOULDN'T DO THIS.
YOU CANNOT CHANGE
MY MIND, ODETTE.
IF I MUST PROVE
I AM A PRINCE,
THEN SO BE IT.
READY?
SPEAKING OF FALLING
TO THE BOTTOM,
SHH!
GO!
DON'T YOU THINK THA VINE'S A LITTLE FRAZZLED?
[screaming]
[both gasping]
[screaming]
[Jean-Bob groaning]
[screaming]
[laughs]
RECORD TIME.
[whizzing]
HOLD ON.
[horse neighing]
WHAT IS THAT?
SOME KIND OF
FAST-MOVING LIGHT THING.
OH, THANKS A LOT,
MR. SCIENCE.
[prodding horse]
(Puffin)
ODETTE! ODETTE!
HOLD ON!
[Jean-Bob screaming]
HERE.
OH, SURE,
LET THE FROG DRIVE.
FROGS ARE KNOWN
FOR THEIR WAGON DRIVING.
JUST A LITTLE MORE.
[horse neighing]
I DON'T LIKE MY OPTIONS.
[Odette gasps]
EVERYBODY OUT.
I STILL
DON'T LIKE MY OPTIONS.
ODETTE!
[Zelda laughing]
SOMEONE FINDS
THIS FUNNY?
WHO ARE YOU?
I AM ZELDA.
ACCORDION SLAVE.
[cackling]
YOU'LL NEVER GE AWAY WITH THIS.
DON'T MAKE HER ANGRY.
DEREK WILL
COME FOR ME.
ODETTE.
OH, I HOPE SO.
BUT HE SEEMS
TO TAKE HIS TIME
WHEN IT COMES TO
REALLY IMPORTANT MATTERS,
SUCH AS DESTROYING
ROTHBART'S NOTES.
[gasps]
WELL,
HE CAN HAVE YOU BACK
AS SOON AS HE BRINGS
THE LITTLE PIECE HE STOLE.
HE'LL NEVER DO IT.
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
DEREK WILL GIVE ME ANYTHING
TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.
EVEN THE POWER TO DESTROY.
FACE IT, SISTER,
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS
ARE NOW MINE!
[cackling]
YOU KNOW, NOT ALL THINGS
ARE AS BAD AS THEY SEEM.
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
THIS IS.
ODETTE?
WHERE IS SHE?
[gasps]
[humming]
OK.
[stuttering]
NEXT, WE PLUCK THE DUCK.
ADD A PINCH OF BASIL.
A PINCH OF ORE--
OH, FENNEL.
YUMMY.
FREDERICK,
HAVE YOU SEEN ODETTE?
NO, N-NOT SINCE SHE
LEFT IN THE CARRIAGE.
HMM?
UH, I--I HOPE YOU FIND HER
SOON. I'M MAKING
YOUR FAVORITE.
IT USED TO
BE HIS FAVORITE.
[sneezes]
I MEAN,
THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING DUCK.
ODETTE?
NO!
NO!
[horse neighing]
DEREK?
DEREK, WHERE ARE YA?
OH, SOMETHING FOUL
IS GOING ON HERE.
AND YOU'RE JUST THE FOWL
WHO'S BEHIND IT ALL,
AREN'T YA?
(Puffin)
WHOO-HOO!
I GOT YOU THIS TIME.
GIVE YOURSELF UP.
THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE.
[gasping]
WELL, YOU BETTER
ENJOY YOUR REST,
'CAUSE WHEN YOU
WAKE UP,
YOU'VE GOT SOME
EXPLAININ' TO DO.
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE TO WAI FOR THE POWER TO DESTROY,
DOESN'T MEAN I CAN' ENJOY THE POWER
TO CREATE AND CHANGE.
FORMULA NON GRATA
CREATUS MALVATA!
I GUESS I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY,
I'M AFRAID I'VE BEEN BAD
I COULDN'T LEAVE
WELL ENOUGH ALONE
I'VE DUG UP
A HORRIBLE SECRET, YOU SEE
AND I'M AFRAID
I'VE MADE IT MY OWN
IT'S SOMETHING SO WICKED,
I SHUDDER TO THINK
OF THE DESPICABLE
DEEDS THAT I'LL DO
CREATING SUCH CHAOS
AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
AND MISERY
LIKE YOU NEVER KNEW
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
BAD DAYS AHEAD
SO KISS OFF YOUR HAPPINESS,
BURY YOUR DREAMS
EMBRACE THIS NEW FEELING
OF DREAD
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
BAD DAYS AHEAD
FORMULA NON GRATA
CAMBIATUS SEMPER
THE POWER TO CHANGE IS MINE,
ALL MINE!
THE FIRST THING I'LL
CHANGE IS THE RULES
ODETTE AND DEREK
ARE SOON GOING TO FIND
THAT I'VE PLAYED THEM
FOR SNIVELING FOOLS, AH!
FROM NOW ON THE KINGDOM
WILL HEAR WHAT I SAY
AND WHATEVER
ZELDA SAYS GOES
THE WORLD IS MY PLAYTHING,
MY YO-YO, MY TOY
AND I WON'T STOP
TILL EVERYONE KNOWS
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
BAD DAYS AHEAD
I'M THE BADDEST OF BAD GIRLS
AND NOW THAT I'M BACK
THE FORECAS IS WRITTEN IN RED
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
BAD DAYS AHEAD
AREN'T YOU SCARED?
UH-HUH.
FULL OF FEAR?
OVERFLOWING,
IS MORE LIKE I FEEL LIKE RUNNING
AND HIDING
WELL, AIN'T THAT A SHAME
'CAUSE, HONEY,
IT'S TOO DARN LATE
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
BAD DAYS AHEAD
MOVE OVER, MEDUSA,
CRUELLA, GET LOS TAKE A HIKE,
WICKED WITCH OF THE WES THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS
WONDERFULLY SAD DAYS
YOU'VE NEVER HAD DAYS
DO YOU SEE MY MAD WAYS?
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS
BAD DAYS AHEAD
[cackling]
WHAT?
I KNOW HOW TO
TEACH YOU A LESSON.
NO.
TRAP ODETTE.
[groaning]
(Zelda)
I WOULDN'T TRY THAT.
THE SAME THING
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
IF YOU TRY TO ESCAPE.
(Jean-Bob)
ANYONE FOR BARBECUED
FROG LEGS?
(Uberta)
WELL, IF YOU WON'T ACT LIKE
YOU'VE GOT A SPINE, ROGERS,
THEN I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MYSELF.
AND THAT GOES FOR ALL
THE REST OF THE BONES
IN YOUR BODY, TOO.
TRY DROOPING NOW,
MR. SNIVELLY PANTS.
IS THAT YOU, MUFFIN?
NO...
WHAT WILL IT TAKE
TO BRING YOU
TO YOUR SENSES?
ODETTE'S BEEN
KIDNAPPED.
(both)
WHAT?
ZELDA USED YOU
TO GET THE KEYS.
WHY, THAT--THAT--
THAT MEAN MUFFIN!
OH, DEREK, I'M SO SORRY.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
IF I HADN'T KEP ROTHBART'S NOTES,
NONE OF THIS
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
SHE WANTS SOME SOR OF RANSOM, NO DOUBT.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE
COME TO GET.
DEREK, YOU CAN' GIVE AWAY
THE SECRET TO
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
YOU PROMISED TO
KEEP THEM SAFE.
I FOUGHT THE
FORBIDDEN ARTS BEFORE,
AND I'LL FIGHT THEM AGAIN.
BUT I AM NOT GOING
TO LOSE ODETTE.
(Whizzer)
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
ALL THIS NICE TALK,
IT'S JUST PAR OF THE TORTURE.
I KNOW IT.
FIRST YOU MAKE ME THINK
I'M NOT GONNA BE TORTURED.
SURE. THEN YOU
TORTURE ME ANYHOW.
I'M NOT STUPID. I'VE BEEN
AROUND THE BLOCK
A FEW TIMES, ALL RIGHT?
LOOK, WHIZZER,
WE ARE NOT GONNA
TORTURE YA.
ALL WE WANT TO KNOW
IS HOW TO FIND ODETTE.
PLEASE.
YOU GOTTA HELP US.
I--I CAN'T TELL YA.
SHE'LL SEND ONE OF THOSE
FIREBALL THINGS AFTER ME.
SHE'LL TORTURE ME
WAY WORSE THAN YOU
EVER COULD.
BELIEVE ME,
SHE WON'T WASTE TIME
WITH A NICE TALK.
WHO'S "SHE"?
[gasping]
I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
NOW SHE'LL NEVER
LET ME GO.
OH, YOU BIRDBRAIN!
WHIZZER, ME FRIEND.
YOU'RE A PRISONER FOREVER
WHEN YOU'RE TRAPPED
INSIDE YOUR FEARS
'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT WHA YOU'RE DOING ISN'T RIGH AND YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA CHANGE THA IN 100,000,000 YEARS
UNLESS YOU CHANGE THE SIDE
FOR WHICH YOU FIGH SO TRUS THE WING OF FRIENDSHIP,
BELIEVE US WHEN WE SAY
YOU'LL FEEL MARVELOUS
THE MOMENT YOU DECIDE
TO DO WHAT'S
RIGHT AND PROPER
YOU'LL BE FREE AGAIN
'CAUSE THERE'S
NO FEAR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
WHERE THERE'S CONFIDENCE
AND WONDROUS PEACE OF MIND
THAT'S THE SPIRIT,
WHIZZER.
YOU CAN ALWAYS PERSEVERE
WHATEVER OBSTACLES APPEAR
'CAUSE THERE'S
NO FEAR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE RIGHT SIDE
YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
EVERYTHING.
AH! WHAT AM I, CRAZY?
IF YOUR FEATHERS
ARE A-QUIVERING
IF YOU'RE SHAKIN'
IN YOUR SHELL
THEN IT'S CONFIDENCE
YOU'RE WANTING,
THAT'S FOR SURE
AND IT ALL COMES
FROM KNOWIN' THA YOU'RE ACTIONS WILL TELL
THAT YOUR INTENTIONS
ARE NOBLE, GOOD AND PURE
SO GATHER COURAGE
FROM YOUR COMRADES
TAKE THE PROMISE
OF YOUR PALS
THAT WHATEVER COMES
WE'LL TAKE IT IN OUR STRIDE
SO BE TRUE TO THE FEELINGS
THAT YOU'RE FIGHTING
'CAUSE THERE'S
NO FEAR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
WHERE THERE'S CONFIDENCE
AND WONDROUS PEACE OF MIND
YOU CAN ALWAYS PERSEVERE
WHATEVER OBSTACLES APPEAR
'CAUSE THERE'S NO FEAR
WHEN YOU'RE ON THE RIGH YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS
LOOKIN' OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU'RE NOT SNEAKIN'
FROM SHADOW TO SHADOW
YOU CAN LIVE YOUR
LIFE FREER AND BOLDER
WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON
THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
WHERE THERE'S CONFIDENCE
AND WONDROUS PEACE OF MIND
YOU CAN ALWAYS PERSEVERE
WHATEVER OBSTACLES APPEAR
'CAUSE THERE'S NO FEAR
WHEN YOU'RE ON
PUT 'ER HERE,
AND YOU'RE ON
THERE'S NO FEAR
WHEN YOU'RE ON
THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
SHE--
SHE'S--
SHE'S GOT THE NOTES.
SHE HAS THE NOTES.
EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE
SECTION HE TORE OFF.
SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE
WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS,
WHICH IS THE POWER
TO DESTROY.
SO SHE KIDNAPPED HER
WITH THE FIREBALL,
SO HE WOULD GIVE HER
THE MISSING SECTION.
SO HE'S PROBABLY ON HIS WAY
TO MEET HER RIGHT NOW.
AND IF SHE GETS
"THE POWER TO DESTROY",
OH, BOY!
IT'S GONNA BE TROUBLE
FOR YOU, ME, HE AND SHE.
OH!
YEAH! WHOO.
BOY, THAT FELT GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO WE DO, MEN?
YEAH...
[imitating Puffin]
ALL RIGHT, WE GO TO FIND DEREK
BEFORE HE GIVES AWAY
THAT MISSING SECTION.
SPEED, YOU TAKE
THE WATERWAYS.
(imitating Speed)
I'M ON MY WAY.
[imitating Puffin]
AND REMEMBER, MEN:
NO FEAR.
[gasps]
I JUST BETRAYED
THE MOST POWERFUL,
MOST DANGEROUS PERSON
IN THE UNIVERSE!
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
NOT GOOD...
RIGHT ON TIME.
JUST TO MAKE SURE
THERE ARE NO TRICKS...
ZELDA!
ZELDA!
ODETTE.
OH, DEREK!
YOU ESCAPED?
YES.
BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP HER.
SHE'LL DESTROY EVERYTHING.
SHE CAN'T DESTROY
ANYTHING WITHOUT THIS.
YOU KEEP FALLING FOR
THAT FAKE ODETTE TRICK,
DON'T YOU, BIG GUY?
GIVE ME ODETTE!
SORRY.
I NEED HER
FOR AN EXPERIMENT.
TO SEE IF THE POWER
TO DESTROY...
REALLY WORKS.
[cackling]
OSHH.
(Puffin)
PRINCE DEREK.
FOLLOW THAT FIREBALL,
PUFFIN. GO!
NO, NO, NO, THAT WON' BE NECESSARY, SIR.
WHIZZER HERE
KNOWS THE WAY.
[gasps]
NOTHING LIKE A QUIET EVENING,
SITTING BY THE FIRE.
[Zelda laughing]
YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP
A GOOD WOMAN DOWN.
[laughing maniacally]
OF COURSE,
SHE SORT OF PUTS
A DAMPER ON THINGS.
[laughing]
ODETTE, HOW DID...
THERE'S NO TIME
TO EXPLAIN, DEREK.
YOU HAVE TO STOP HER.
I'VE GOT TO GET YOU
OUT OF HERE FIRST.
NO, DEREK.
IS THERE ANY ESCAPE?
DEREK.
I WON'T SEE YOU DIE.
NOW, IS THERE ANY ESCAPE?
I THINK SO.
ORLA BAY DU ANNA BE LAY.
CONDORA ILLUSTRY.
THIS IS CRAZY.
TRUST ME, DEREK. PULL.
[grunting]
ARE YOU PUSHING,
OR AM I DOING
ALL THE WORK?
CRUXSIS.
YOU'RE LUCKY, ODETTE.
YOU WILL BE THE FIRS TO SEE THE POWER TO DESTROY.
GO, ODETTE.
I'M NOT LEAVING YOU.
[gasps]
YOU!
[grunting]
I WAS HERE FIRST.
SO WHAT?
I AM A PRINCE.
COWARDS, COME OUT!
THIS IS WAR,
NOT HIDE-AND-SEEK.
SEEK, MY SEEKERS.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
I'VE IMPROVED ON
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
OH, YOU'VE GOT TO GE OUT OF HERE, ODETTE.
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM
THIS ONE, TRUST ME.
GO! GO!
WHAT?
IT'S A DESTROYING
SEEKER. GO!
SEEK OUT THE SWAN...
AND DESTROY HER!
[laughing maniacally]
NO!
ODETTE!
[cackling]
BREAK THE WAND.
BREAK THE WAND.
LOOK, THE FIREBALL
WILL DIE IF YOU
BREAK THE WAND!
[groans]
ODETTE.
[exclaiming]
COME ON! COME ON!
BYE, DEREK.
(Rothbart's voice)
HELLO, ZELDA.
ROTHBART, YOU'RE ALIVE.
[with Rothbart's voice]
AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
[laughs]
THANK YOU FOR RECOVERING
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
BUT NOW YOU'RE THROUGH.
TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH,
I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO RUN.
TRAITOR.
ZELDA!
AH! PUFFIN.
OH!
[both grunting]
[Zelda screaming]
(Derek)
ODETTE!
[panting]
ODETTE!
WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS ODETTE?
OH, DEREK...
SHE'S GONE.
GONE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GONE?
WELL, SHE'S...
THE--THE FIREBALL.
SHE COULDN'T GET AWAY.
[crying]
NO.
NO!
NO!
[grunting]
[crying]
ODETTE.
ODETTE.
IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,
ODETTE,
I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
THOUGH I PRAY SOMETHING
GOOD CAN STILL COME
FROM DESTROYING THESE NOTES.
ODETTE.
IS IT REALLY YOU?
OH, DEREK!
OH, ODETTE!
I'M SO SORRY.
I LOVE YOU.
[sobbing]
SORRY, SPEED.
ME, TOO.
I LOVE YOU, PUFFIN.
I LOVE YOU,
LITTLE FELLOW.
THESE ARE THE
LAST 2 CONTESTANTS
FOR THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
[chuckling]
THEY CALL THIS
AN OBSTACLE COURSE?
IT DOESN'T EVEN
HAVE A SNAKE PIT.
[gasps]
LAST YEAR'S CHAMPION,
ROCK CHUTNEY.
AND A NEW ENTRY THIS YEAR:
JEAN-BOB.
[all cheering]
LET ME APOLOGIZE
AHEAD OF TIME BEFORE
SOUNDLY DEFEATING YOU.
[growls]
I WAS LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS,
BUT THE LITTLE GUY'S
SO DUMB. I SORT OF
FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
ME, TOO. AND I WISH
WE COULD SPARE HIM
THE SHAME.
RUNNERS, TO YOUR MARK.
[imitating Jean-Bob's voice]
ROCK, MY FRIEND,
YOU ARE A HALF-WIT.
IN FACT, IT HURTS ME
TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE
SO VERY STUPID.
IT'S NOT ME.
IT'S NOT ME.
(Derek)
SET.
IN ADDITION TO ALL THIS...
OH, NO.
...YOU RUN LIKE A GIRL.
GO!
I'LL GET YOU.
[laughs]
A NEW RECORD!
JEAN-BOB IS PRINCE
FOR A DAY!
[all cheering]
[whistling]
[people gushing]
NOW YOU SEE.
I AM A PRINCE.
I AM A PRINCE.
[tango music playing]
WHERE--WHERE?
ROGERS!
NOT AGAIN.
ROGERS, GET DOWN HERE.
[exclaiming]
[coughing]
I'LL TEAR YOU
TO PIECES!
[growling]
[crowd cheering]
THEY REALLY LIKE ME.
[giggling]
PROMISE ME, DEREK,
THERE'S NO MORE MAGIC
IN THE CASTLE.
I CAN'T DO THAT.
SO LONG AS YOU'RE HERE,
ODETTE,
THERE'LL ALWAYS BE MAGIC.
[Because I Love Her
sung by Connell Moss playing]
BECAUSE I LOVE HER
AND NEED HER
LIKE EARTH NEEDS THE SUN
I NEED THE ONE I LOVE
TO KEEP MY HOPE BRIGHT,
MY HEAD RIGH MY HEART FIGHTING ON
UNTIL I AM BACK
IN HER ARMS
BECAUSE I LOVE HER,
AND NEED HER
LIKE SUMMER NEEDS RAIN
TO GROW AND SUSTAIN
EACH DAY
I HEAR HER SINGING
AND BRINGING NEW
STRENGTH TO MY SOUL
UNTIL I AM BACK
IN HER ARMS
MILES APART,
YET STILL MY HEAR CAN HEAR HER MELODY
I'M MORE THAN SURE
I CAN'T ENDURE
WITHOUT HER LOVE FOR ME
BECAUSE I LOVE HER
AND NEED HER
LIKE I NEED TO BREATHE
DID ADAM NEED EVE
LIKE THIS?
NOW I SEE CLEARLY
I NEARLY GAVE UP ALL I HAD
SO WHATEVER OUR
DIFFERENCES WERE
I'LL BID THEM GOODBYE
I'LL GIVE LOVE A TRY
AND ALL BECAUSE
I LOVE HER!
OH, YEAH
BECAUSE I LOVE HER
AND NEED HER
LIKE I NEED TO BREATHE
DID ADAM NEED EVE
LIKE THIS?
NOW I SEE CLEARLY
I NEARLY GAVE UP ALL I HAD
SO WHATEVER OUR
DIFFERENCES WERE
I'LL BID THEM GOODBYE
I'LL GIVE LOVE A TRY
AND ALL BECAUSE
I LOVE HER!
LOVE SITTING
IN MY FAVORITE SPO DOWN BY THE BABBLING BROOK
[splashes]
SINGING WITH
WAIT, THAT'S ME. RIGHT.
EATING LOVELY NUTS,
DOO-AAH
YOU JUST STICK 'EM
IN YOUR BEAK
AND YOU CRACK 'EM IN 2
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD
'CAUSE THE SHELLS
AREN'T SOF AND I'M GONNA
GIVE IT ALL I GO [grunting]
THEN CHUCK IT IN
THE BABBLING BROOK
HEE, HEE!
AAH, WHAT A PLACE I'VE FOUND!
NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD.
IT'S A BIRD'S DREAM, REALLY.
AAH!
[rattling]
WHAT?
OH!
HOLD ON! LOOK OUT!
HOLD ON!
OH, GREAT.
NO HUNTING MONTH'S OVER.
NO MORE LIVING
THE LIFE OF RILEY FOR ME.
[screaming]
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
[screams]
COME ON, LEGS,
DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
WHAT AM I RUNNING FOR?
I SHOULD BE FLYING,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
I'M A BIRD!
YEOW!
[gulps]
COME ON, MEN. PULL.
[both grunting]
COME ON, LET'S SEE
THE SPIRIT OF FESTIVAL DAYS.
(all)
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY
IT'S THE TRUTH WHEN WE SAY
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
ALL THE BEST IN THE LAND
ARE HERE SHOWING
THEIR HAND
AND WE'RE SURE
THEY'RE THE BEST THAT EXIS (Odette)
WE CAN DANCE LIKE THE WIND
PLAY A WIZARD'S VIOLIN
(Derek)
AND DO TRICKS
OF INCREDIBLE RISK
(all)
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
IT NEEDS TO COME UP
JUST A LITTLE.
THAT'S PERFECT.
(Roger)
HALLELUJAH, ODETTE.
YOU'VE BROUGH CULTURE AND REFINEMEN TO THE FESTIVAL.
NOW THINKING MEN
HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE
TO THAT MINDLESS
OBSTACLE COURSE.
[Brigitte screaming]
[gasps]
[Roger yelling]
WELL-PLACED WINDOW.
JUDGING HORSES AND LAMBS,
UNICORNS, GOATS AND RAMS
(Swineherd)
I REALLY HOPE IT GETS
BETTER THAN THIS
OF ALL THE GRACE
IN THE KINGDOM
I KNOW THA THE QUEEN WILL RISE UP
TO THE TOP OF THE LIS DISPLAYS OF WIT AND FINESSE
WE HAVE LACKED, I CONFESS
BUT NOW, VOILA!
WE HAVE ALL THA WE'VE MISSED
HA, HA, HA!
(all)
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
DEREK'S BROUGHT US PEACE
AND SET US ALL AT EASE
SO WE CAN SING NOW
WE'RE GONNA SAVOR LIFE
THE WAY A MAN AND WIFE
ARE SUPPOSED TO DO
(both)
ALL THE CLOUDS HAVE VANISHED
NOW THAT FEAR IS BANISHED
FROM THE KINGDOM
AND SO TO CELEBRATE
(all)
WE'LL SHOW THE WORLD
HOW GREAT WE ARE
(Derek)
HIT THE MARK,
RING THE BELL
(Jean-Bob)
KISS THEM ALL
AND LIVE TO TELL
[screams]
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
(all)
HOSTS OF JUGGLERS
AND TROUBADOURS
LIONS AND WILD BOARS
FOODS FROM
AN UNENDING LIS COME AND SAMPLE
MY WARES, PETIT FOURS
AND ECLAIRS
ONCE YOU TASTE THEM
YOU JUST CAN'T RESIS (all)
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
AAH!
DAGGERS AND DUNGEONS,
DRAGONS AND WOLVES
ARROWS AND
ALLIGATORS FOUGHT US
OH, WE'VE OVERCOME
EVERY POSSIBLE FOE
LOOK WHAT OUR
BRAVERY HAS BROUGHT US
(all)
NOW THERE IS NOTHING
THAT CAN FOIL THE FUN
OF FESTIVAL DAYS
WHOO!
YOU'VE GOT TO
TRY THIS, BROM.
BEST OBSTACLE COURSE
WE'VE EVER HAD.
NOT DANGEROUS ENOUGH
FOR MY TASTE.
I'LL ADD A SNAKE PI IF YOU PROMISE TO ENTER.
WELL, I--I...
HA, HA. I'LL TAKE
THAT AS A YES.
BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT,
D-DEREK...
COME ON, BROM.
WINNER GETS TO BE
PRINCE FOR A DAY.
[gulps]
DEALING WITH DANGER
ALL OF MY LIFE
IT'S 2ND NATURE
TO EVADE I BUT NOW THA THE FINAL VICTORY IS OURS
I THINK IT'S TIME
WE CELEBRATE I [people cheering]
(all)
NOW THERE IS NOTHING
THAT CAN FOIL THE FUN
OF FESTIVAL DAYS
THE BEST OF ALL DAYS
SOMEBODY GET ME
OUT OF HERE!
(all)
HEAR THE CROWD
SHOUT HURRAY
AS I'M CROWNED
PRINCE FOR A DAY
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
THERE IS ONLY
ONE KINGDOM
WHERE THIS KIND OF DREAM
COULD COME TRUE
WHERE THERE'S
NOTHING AMISS
HUH!
THROW YOUR CARES TO THE WIND
LET THE PARTY BEGIN
IT MAY BE YEARS
TILL WE CEASE AND DESIS AAH!
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN
OR ANY WETTER THAN
THIS DOUBLE-HEADER CAN' SEE ANYTHING BETTER THAN
(all)
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
[clapping]
IT DOESN'T GE ANY BETTER THAN THIS
MY NAME IS ZELDA.
I'M ONLY GOING TO
TELL YOU THIS ONCE,
SO LISTEN CAREFULLY.
YES--YES, OF COURSE.
MANY YEARS AGO,
AFTER BEING BANISHED
FOR DEVELOPING
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS,
ROTHBART CAME TO
THE CASTLE AT SWAN LAKE.
VANQUISHED AND POWERLESS,
HE LIVED IN DESPAIR
UNTIL I FOUND HIM.
I ROUSED HIS SPIRI AND INSPIRED HIM
TO BEGIN ANEW.
I AWAKENED
THE SLEEPING
EVIL GENIUS WITHIN.
AND AFTER YEARS OF WORK,
THE FRUIT OF OUR LABOR
FINALLY APPEARED.
(Rothbart)
ORLA BAY...
DU ANNA BE LAY.
CONDORA...
ILLUSTRY CRUXSIS.
[gasps]
[whooshing]
FINALLY.
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS
ARE MINE AGAIN.
NOW WE WILL RULE
AS KING AND QUEEN.
ACTUALLY,
I HAD A DIFFERENT PLAN.
I'M GONNA FORCE
ODETTE TO MARRY ME.
OF COURSE,
IT CUTS YOU OU OF THE PLAN.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS,
IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME.
TRUE. AND YET, SADLY,
YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.
THOSE NOTES BELONG TO ME
JUST AS MUCH AS
THEY BELONG TO YOU.
MORE!
AND THEY WILL
BE MINE SOMEDAY.
THEY WILL BE MINE!
GET OUT.
[crackling]
I HAVE A FEELING
THOSE NOTES STILL EXIST.
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO HELP ME GET THEM.
BUT--M-M-M-- EXCUSE ME,
BUT MAY I JUST MENTION
THAT I HAVE
ABSOLUTELY NO TALEN FOR THIS PARTICULAR
KIND OF VENTURE?
WHATSOEVER.
ON THE CONTRARY.
"THE YAKIBIRD CAN
IMITATE ANY VOICE
AFTER HEARING I ONLY ONCE."
DO MINE.
BUT I--I DON'T THINK--
DO MY VOICE!
[imitating]
DO MY VOICE!
DO IT AGAIN!
DO IT AGAIN!
DO IT AGAIN!
DO IT AGAIN!
GO TO THE CASTLE
AT SWAN LAKE
AND FIND OUT IF
THOSE NOTES STILL EXIST,
MY LITTLE SPY.
SPY? NO, SEE,
SPIES GET CAPTURED
AND T-TORTURED.
I COULDN'T BEAR TORTURE.
I--I START SOBBING IF
I EVEN GET A CANKER SORE.
[chattering]
OH, STOP WHINING.
AS SOON AS YOU FIND
OUT IF THE NOTES EXIST,
I PROMISE TO SET YOU FREE.
SEEK OUT WHIZZER
AND BRING HIM TO ME!
[squeaking]
MY LITTLE SEEKERS
ARE A FAR CRY
FROM THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
BUT THEY CAN FIND YOU,
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO.
SO DON'T EVER
TRY TO RUN.
AND DON'T YOU
EVER BETRAY ME!
NOW GO FIND OU ABOUT THOSE NOTES!
[Zelda cackling]
[with French accent]
47, 48,
49, 50.
[grunting]
LOOK. LOOK.
YOU MEAN
THOSE LITTLE BUMPS?
THESE LITTLE BUMPS
ARE GOING TO HELP ME
WIN THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
YOU'RE GONNA ENTER
THE OBSTACLE COURSE?
THAT'S RIGHT,
MR. INCH-AT-A-TIME.
AND WHEN I AM
CROWNED PRINCE FOR A DAY,
FINALLY THE PEOPLE
WILL SEE ME AS
A PRINCE FOREVER.
[laughing]
[laughing]
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
IT'S TIME TO WORK
ON MY MENTAL FITNESS.
OH, YOU COULD SAY THAT AGAIN.
THE NEXT ONE WHO DISTURBS ME
SHALL BE PUNISHED
BY THESE BABIES.
WHOO, RUN AWAY.
RUN AWAY.
[Puffin laughing]
JEAN-BOB,
YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOU ROTHBART'S NOTES BEING
HIDDEN IN THE CASTLE?
OK, THAT'S IT.
[choking]
[screaming]
EVERY DAY, IN EVERY WAY,
I JUST GET BETTER
AND BETTER. NO?
[chuckles]
IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME,
OF COURSE.
BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK
THE OBSTACLE COURSE
IS TOO D-DANGEROUS.
MMM-HMM. MMM.
ARE ROTHBART'S NOTES
ON THE FORBIDDEN ARTS
REALLY HIDDEN
IN THE CASTLE?
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
OH, WELL, E-EVERYBODY'S
TALKING ABOUT IT.
DEREK, OH, DEREK,
SOMETHING HORRIBLE
HAS HAPPENED.
YOU CAN TELL ME
IN FRONT OF ODETTE.
I--I--I--
I'M NOT SURE.
ROGERS, WE HAVE
NO SECRETS.
ACTUALLY, YOU, UM,
YOU--YOU DO HAVE
THAT ONE SECRET.
GO ON, ROGERS.
YEAH, GO ON.
WELL,
THERE'S A RUMOR
GOING AROUND ABOU ROTHBART'S NOTES.
THAT THEY'RE BEING
HIDDEN IN THE CASTLE.
OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IF WE KNEW
THOSE NOTES EXISTED,
THEY'D BE DESTROYED
IMMEDIATELY.
ACTUALLY, ODETTE,
UM...
YOU FOUND
ROTHBART'S FORMULA
FOR THE FORBIDDEN ARTS
AND YOU DIDN' TELL ME?
I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO WORRY.
YOU SEE, AFTER CLAVIUS
AND THE ORB WERE DESTROYED,
ROGERS AND I FOUND
THIS UNDERGROUND CHAMBER.
THERE WERE ALL SORTS
OF THINGS ROTHBAR LEFT BEHIND.
INCLUDING HIS FORMULA
FOR THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
[water dripping]
WE DESTROYED EVERYTHING,
OF COURSE.
EXCEPT ROTHBART'S NOTES.
I'M FREE.
DEREK, HOW COULD YOU?
APOLOGIZE, DEREK.
I REALLY THINK THA SOMEDAY WE CAN USE
THEIR POWER FOR GOOD.
DEREK,
NOTHING GOOD CAN COME
FROM THOSE NOTES.
YOU MUST DESTROY THEM.
YOU'RE RIGHT, ODETTE.
I'LL DESTROY THEM RIGHT AWAY.
ROGERS AND I ARE
THE ONLY ONES WHO
KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
BUT THERE'S A RUMOR.
LOOK, EVEN IF SOMEONE
DID FIND THEM,
THEY'D NEVER FIGURE
THEM OUT WITHOU MY HELP.
APOLOGIZE,
APOLOGIZE, APOLOGIZE.
I WOULD NEVER
PUT YOU IN DANGER.
PROMISE ME YOU'LL
DESTROY THOSE NOTES, DEREK.
I PROMISE.
I WAS CARELESS,
FOOLISH, AND SELFISH.
BUT I WASN'T.
I DID THIS FOR US.
FOR THE KINGDOM.
PLEASE, JUS TRUST ME, ODETTE.
PLEASE, ROGERS,
NO LONG SPEECHES.
I ONLY NEED 2 WORDS:
NUMB SKULL.
HA-HA!
I'M HOME FREE.
PHEW!
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS GET OUT OF HERE.
HUH?
HOLD IT.
SPYING IS A CRIME
IN THIS KINGDOM.
SO I HEREBY CLAIM YOU
AS A PRISONER OF WAR.
[squawking]
[groaning]
MOMMY, WILL YOU HOLD ME?
[panting]
[squeaking]
OH!
[chattering]
[shrieking]
[groaning]
[coughing]
GO GET A SMOG CHECK,
WHY DON'T YOU?
[gulps and spits]
[gags]
[laughing]
WELL, I'M LOCKED ON YOU,
SMALL FRY.
YOU'LL GIVE UP, OR ELSE...
[yelling]
[panting]
PHEW!
ZELDA, ZELDA,
THE NOTES ARE THERE!
I KNEW THEY WERE THERE.
I KNEW IT!
GREAT, THE NOTES
ARE THERE.
MEANWHILE,
I GOT AN ULCER THE
SIZE OF A WATERMELON.
NOW, TO GET MY HANDS
ON THAT CHEST.
WELL, AT LEAST IT'S DONE
AND I CAN GO BACK TO
MY REGULAR, CALM LIFE.
ALTHOUGH I'M PROBABLY
GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES
THE REST OF MY LIFE
FROM THIS LITTLE
MASQUERADE.
[gasps]
MASQUERADE.
SO LONG, ZELDA.
I'M LEAVING.
I THINK I DO
A LITTLE PLAY-ACTING.
I WILL PLAY MAIDEN IN DISTRESS
FROM THE FARAWAY NORTH.
BREAK A LEG.
OH, AND THE NEXT TIME
YOU NEED A TALKING BIRD,
I UNDERSTAND PARROTS
ARE VERY DEPENDABLE.
NOT SO FAST.
THERE'S A PART FOR YOU, TOO,
IN MY LITTLE CHARADE.
YOU PROMISED
TO SET ME FREE.
HOW CAN I BE A MAIDEN
IN DISTRESS WITHOU ANYONE TO DISTRESS ME?
WE MADE A DEAL.
NOW I'M MAKING
YOU ANOTHER DEAL.
THAT'S 2 DEALS IN ONE DAY.
HOW MANY DEALS DO YOU WANT?
ZOUNDS, BOY,
SHOW SOME GRATITUDE.
[gulps]
GOOD THING I CHECKED THIS.
THIS CABLE IS COMING LOOSE.
YOU SHOULD
LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
ADDS A LITTLE DANGER
AND EXCITEMEN TO A RATHER EASY
AND BORING RIDE.
[grunting]
DEREK!
WE NEED TO TALK.
ROGERS, OLD MAN.
YOU MADE I ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE I ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM
WITH THA "OLD MAN" STUFF.
AS YOUR COUNSELOR
AND FRIEND, DEREK,
I BEG YOU.
APOLOGIZE TO ODETTE.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO,
SOONER OR LATER.
WHY DO I ALWAYS
HAVE TO BE THE ONE
TO APOLOGIZE?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHA WE HUSBANDS DO.
WE HUNT, WE FISH,
WE WATCH SPORTING EVENTS
AND WE APOLOGIZE!
I COULD NEVER BE MARRIED
AND GIVE UP MY DAYS
OF LIVING ON THE EDGE.
EXCUSE ME,
BIG SILLY BRAGGART,
BUT I WAS TALKING TO DEREK.
YOU KNOW SHE'S RIGHT.
SHE'S ALWAYS RIGHT.
NOW YOU'RE ON HER SIDE?
YOU KEPT THE SECRET,
TOO, YOU KNOW.
I NEVER FEL GOOD ABOUT IT.
WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE
SAID SOMETHING, THEN.
YOU'RE THE PRINCE!
YOU'RE MY COUNSELOR.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO COUNSEL ME.
WELL, I'M SUPPOSED
TO SUPPORT YOU.
THAT'S MY POINT.
[gasps]
HE GOT YOU ON THAT ONE.
YOU'VE BEEN DISGRACED,
OLD MAN.
AND YET,
I LEAVE IN TRIUMPH.
PLEASE, DEREK.
RECONSIDER!
RECONSIDER WHAT?
I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I?
ISN'T IT ENOUGH THA I FIGHT THE DRAGONS?
THAT I FIGHT THE VILLAINS
AND I WIN THE PRIZE?
ISN'T IT ENOUGH
THAT I RUN THE KINGDOM?
SOLVE EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS,
DIRECT AND ADVISE?
WHY MUST I ALSO
GET DOWN ON MY KNEES
AND APOLOGIZE?
BECAUSE I LOVE HER,
I NEED HER
LIKE EARTH NEEDS THE SUN
I NEED THE ONE I LOVE
TO KEEP MY HOPE BRIGHT,
MY HEAD RIGH MY HEART FIGHTING ON
UNTIL I AM BACK
IN HER ARMS
BECAUSE I LOVE HER,
I NEED HER
LIKE SUMMER NEEDS RAIN
TO GROW AND SUSTAIN
EACH DAY
I HEAR HER SINGING
AND BRINGING HER
STRENGTH TO MY SOUL
UNTIL I AM BACK
IN HER ARMS
MILES APART,
YET STILL MY HEAR CAN HEAR HER MELODY
I'M MORE THAN SURE
THAT I CAN'T ENDURE
WITHOUT HER LOVE FOR ME
BECAUSE I LOVE HER
AND NEED HER
LIKE I NEED TO BREATHE
DID ADAM NEED EVE
LIKE THIS?
NOW I SEE CLEARLY
I NEARLY GAVE UP
ALL I HAD
SO WHATEVER OUR
DIFFERENCES WERE
I'LL BID THEM GOODBYE
I'LL GIVE LOVE A TRY
AND ALL BECAUSE
I LOVE HER!
ALMOST. LOOK AT ALL
THESE ENTRIES, PUFFIN.
OH, I CAN'T RIGHT NOW,
PRINCESS.
ME RADAR IS--
POTOO-POTOO-POTOO--
SEARCHING FOR
ENEMY ACTIVITY.
FREDERICK, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU LIKED TO PERFORM.
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
A SONG? A DANCE?
I JUGGLE...OMELETS.
OH!
WOW! A REAL STAGE.
I'VE DONE IT.
MY BODY
AND MIND ARE ONE.
IF I CAN MAINTAIN
THIS FEELING,
THE OBSTACLE COURSE
IS MINE.
FAR LONGER THAN FOREVER
I'LL HOLD YOU
IN MY ARMS
I'VE COME TO ENTER
THE TALENT SHOW.
CERTAINLY. YOUR NAME?
THE LADY IN BLACK.
AND YOUR TALENT?
THE TANGO.
OH, THE TANGO.
PARTNER'S NAME?
I DON'T HAVE ONE YET.
UBERTA?
SHH!
NO ONE CAN KNOW IT'S ME.
I WANT TO WIN BECAUSE
I'M THE BEST.
NOT BECAUSE I'M THE QUEEN.
[laughing]
OH!
I SEE. I HOPE YOU CAN
FIND A PARTNER IN TIME.
OH, I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO WOULD JUMP
AT THE IDEA.
THE TANGO?
THE TANGO IS
THE MOST DIFFICULT DANCE
KNOWN TO MAN.
ROGERS, YOU WILL HELP ME
WIN THIS TALENT SHOW.
OH, NO, MA'AM.
A WALTZ MAYBE,
A NICE FOX TROT.
BUT THE TANGO.
NO SIRREE, ROBERT.
OH!
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
HOW SILLY OF ME
TO THINK THAT YOU COULD
STILL DO THE TANGO.
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY
I COULDN'T DO IT.
[crying]
I GUESS EVEN
THE GREATEST DANCERS
MUST GROW OLD AND STIFF.
I'M NOT THAT OLD.
NO, NO, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE.
DON'T FIGHT IT, ROGERS.
YOU MUST ACCEPT THE TRUTH.
YOUR MUSCLES HAVE
BECOME WEAK AND FLABBY.
YOU'VE THE TIMING
OF A BUSTED CLOCK.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
POOR ROGERS.
YOU USED TO MOVE
WITH SUCH GRACE AND STYLE.
I STILL COULD,
IF I HAD A MIND TO.
NO, NO, NO.
YOU MUST GIVE IN
TO THE TRUTH.
YOU'RE WASHED-UP.
WASHED-UP?
YOU'LL NEVER DO
THE TANGO AGAIN.
DON'T YOU COUN ON IT, MY LADY.
NO, NO, ROGERS.
ORCHESTRA.
DON'T!
HIT IT!
[music playing]
[Uberta laughing]
HOW'S THAT FOR WASHED-UP,
CHIQUITA?
I'LL WIN FOR SURE!
HELP!
WHOO-HOO!
HERE HE COMES.
COME ON, ATTACK.
HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
HOLD ON, MADAM.
I'LL GET THE LITTLE BEAST.
READY.
LET HIM GET YOU,
OR ELSE!
YEOW!
[laughing]
TAKE THAT, BAT.
OH!
I HOPE YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT.
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT,
NOW THAT YOU ARE HERE.
YOU ARE SO BRAVE.
SO HANDSOME, TOO.
EVEN THE NOSE.
LONG, LIKE JUMBO FRANKFURTER.
I AM ZELDA. FROM
CHUT 'N' CHUT 'N' DO DANG.
CHUT 'N' CHUT 'N' DO DANG.
I--I'VE NEVER--
IT'S SO VERY FAR.
I RUN AWAY.
THE EVIL KING
KEEP ME IN THE CASTLE
AND MAKE ME
PLAY THE ACCORDION
ALL DAY LONG.
OH, OH,
YOU POOR GIRL.
[screams]
WHAT? WHAT?
THE CASTLE!
HELP ME!
I AM SO SCARED
OF CASTLES.
DON'T LOCK ME UP
IN THE CASTLE.
OH, MY GIRL,
TH-THERE'S NO REASON
TO FEAR.
THIS IS A GOOD CASTLE,
I PROMISE.
I'LL GIVE YOU
A TOUR MYSELF.
I'LL SHOW YOU
THE WHOLE THING,
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.
OH!
IF YOU PROMISE,
THEN I GUESS IT'S OK FINE.
BRIGITTE, TAKE THIS
POOR CREATURE INSIDE
AND GIVE HER
ANYTHING SHE NEEDS.
YOU'LL SEE
WE'RE A LOT NICER
THAN THOSE OLD
CHUT 'N' CHUT 'N' DO DANGIANS,
ANY OLD DAY.
DON'T YOU FORGET,
WE'VE GOT A TALENT SHOW
TO WIN.
[giggling]
NOW LOOK, ROGERS,
I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE
ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR
SORRY LOVE LIFE.
NOW, SNAP OUT OF IT!
I WANT TO,
BUT I THINK I CAN'T.
[giggling]
NOW, THIS PARTICULAR ROOM,
I THINK YOU'LL FIND
VERY INTERESTING.
ORIGINALLY,
IT WAS USED FOR--
CUT THE SPEECH
AND OPEN THE DOOR.
I'M SO EXCITED.
WILL YOU FORGIVE?
OH, I WILL.
[giggles]
AS I WAS SAYING,
THIS ROOM WAS ORIGINALLY--
NICE. NEXT ROOM.
BUT I DIDN'T GE TO TELL YOU--
PLEASE, PUMPKIN.
NEXT ROOM.
PUMPKIN?
ANYTHING YOU SAY,
MUFFIN.
NOW, THIS NEXT ROOM...
THIS NEXT ROOM IS
NOTHING SPECIAL.
VERY BORING.
WHAT IS IN IT?
OH, N-NOTHING.
LITTLE--LITTLE THINGS,
AND SOME STUFF,
AND OTHER THINGS.
NOW IF YOU'LL
JUST FOLLOW ME.
OH, NO, NO. ZELDA,
YOU MUSTN'T DO THAT.
WHAT ROGERS HAVE
HE DON'T WANT ME
TO SEE?
NOTHING.
NOTHING AT ALL.
YOU SHOULDN' HAVE DONE THAT, ZELDA.
OH, OH,
I AM SO SORRY.
WELL, YOU SHOULD BE.
OH!
YOU ARE MAD AT ZELDA.
WELL, NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO...
I COULD NEVER
BE MAD AT YOU.
IN CHUT 'N' CHUT 'N' DO DANG,
IF THE GIRL LOVED A BOY,
SHE SHOW I IN SPECIAL WAY.
YOU WANT TO SEE?
IF YOU WANT TO SHOW ME.
AAH!
I LOVE THAT GIRL!
I HEARD WE HAVE
A SPECIAL GUEST.
HER NAME IS ZELDA.
I THINK ROGERS
IS IN LOVE.
ROGERS IN LOVE?
THIS I GOTTA SEE.
LOOK, ODETTE,
THERE'S SOMETHING I...
I WAS WRONG TO
KEEP ROTHBART'S NOTES.
OH, DEREK,
YOU WILL DESTROY
THEM, THEN.
AS SOON AS
THE FESTIVAL'S OVER.
DON'T WAIT TILL
THEN, DEREK.
PLEASE.
AFTER THE FESTIVAL,
I PROMISE.
TRUST ME.
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.
AND SO I TELL
THE KING:
"I WILL NOT PLAY
ACCORDION NO MORE."
YES, AND SO THEN
WHAT DID HE DO?
WHAT DID THA AWFUL KING DO?
THE KING,
HE GRAB ME AND SAY:
"YOU MUST PLAY ACCORDION."
AND ZELDA SAY,
"I WON'T!"
THEN THE KING,
HE SHAKE ME AND SAY:
"YOU MUST!"
AND THEN ZELDA SAY, "NO."
[gagging]
THEN THE KING YELL,
"GUARD!"
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED
WHEN THE GUARDS CAME?
THEN I REMEMBER
SELF-DEFENSE TECHNIQUE.
ZELDA GO...
OOH-HAIYA!
THEN ZELDA RUN AWAY,
UNTIL I COME HERE.
WE'LL ACT OUT YOUR STORY
FOR THE TALENT SHOW.
"ZELDA, ACCORDION SLAVE."
IT'S A SURE WIN.
OOH, WHAT A SHAME.
IT'S GETTING DARK
AND YOU HAVE TO GO.
BUT SHE HASN' EVEN EATEN.
WELL, THANK HEAVENS
FOR DOGGY BAGS.
BUT SHE HAS NO HOME.
WELL, SHE DOES NOW.
I'M BUYING HER ONE
AT THE NORTHERN END
OF THE KINGDOM.
OH! BUT I
WANT TO STAY.
YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE.
THE DO DANGIANS WILL
COME LOOKING FOR YOU.
OH, THEY'D NEVER
LOOK HERE.
OF COURSE THEY WILL.
THOSE DANG DO
DANGIANS ALWAYS DO.
COME NOW, DEAR.
THE CARRIAGE IS LEAVING!
UBERTA.
BUT I AM SCARED.
TOUGH!
OH, ROGERS, HELP.
MOVE IT,
YOU LITTLE TRAMP!
ZELDA.
[groaning]
OH, MY ANKLE.
NOW LOOK WHA YOU'VE DONE.
SHE'LL HAVE TO STAY
HERE NOW FOR A LEAST A FEW DAYS.
OH, MY POOR
LITTLE MUFFIN.
[growling]
[thunder cracking]
[snoring]
I DON'T CARE IF
YOU ARE THE KING.
IT'S CRUEL TO FORCE SOMEONE
TO PLAY THE ACCORDION.
HANDS OFF!
HOW DARE YOU TREA ZELDA THAT WAY!
[moaning]
[clanks]
FORGET ABOUT ME,
ZELDA. RUN.
RUN.
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE GUARD.
JUST RUN, ZELDA!
RUN!
[chuckling]
[snoring]
THANKS A LOT, PUMPKIN.
YOU'RE WELCOME, MUFFIN.
(Roger)
GONE.
[sobbing]
MY MUFFIN IS GONE.
HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME?
WE WERE IN LOVE.
NO, WAIT, WAIT.
MAYBE I MISUNDERSTOOD
HER LETTER.
YES, THAT'S IT.
"DEAR PUMPKIN,
I HATE YOU. ZELDA."
OH, THE PAIN!
I GUESS HER ANKLE
WASN'T THAT BAD AFTER ALL.
YOU.
[gasps]
YOU SENT HER BACK,
DIDN'T YOU?
ROGERS.
YOU SENT HER BACK
TO THAT CRAZED,
ACCORDION-LOVING KING.
[gasping]
I WOULD NEVER!
YOU. YOU MONSTER!
YOU!
YOU WOLF IN
QUEEN'S CLOTHING!
OH!
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE
ME OF SUCH THINGS!
I AM A QUEEN.
I ALWAYS AC WITH DIGNITY.
NOW, YOU SHAPE UP
OR I'LL POP YOU ONE!
[crying]
OH, LOOK ON
THE BRIGHT SIDE, ROGERS.
NOW WE CAN REHEARSE
WITHOUT DISTRACTION.
REHEARSE?
I FEEL LIKE DYING,
NOT DANCING!
SHE'S GONE
SHE'S GONE
SHE'S GONE,
AND WITH HER
THE SUN, THE MOON, AND STARS
HAVE VANISHED FROM SIGH THERE'LL NEVER AGAIN
BE A SUNRISE FOR ME
BECAUSE SHE WAS MY LIGH NO LAUGHTER WILL
EVER ESCAPE FROM MY LIPS
I'LL NEVER AGAIN
SING A SONG
FOR THE LIGHT AND LOVE
OF MY LIFE WAS ZELDA
AND NOW SHE'S GONE
[sobbing]
HOW PATHETIC, ROGERS.
SHE'S GONE AND WITH HER
THE GREATEST LOVE
THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN
HAS SUFFERED A DAGGER
RIGHT TO THE HEAR AND LIES AS COLD AS STONE
THE PASSION
OF ROMEO AND JULIE JOSEPHINE AND NAPOLEON
SHOULD HAVE BOWED
TO THE LOVE
OF ROGERS AND ZELDA
BUT NOW SHE'S GONE
GET A GRIP, ROGERS.
YOU'RE MAKING ME NAUSEOUS.
SAVE YOUR WORDS
OF ENCOURAGEMEN NOTHING CAN BRING ME CHEER
TAKE AWAY
ALL MY LIFE SUPPOR AND BURY ME RIGHT HERE
IF I DIDN'T NEED A PARTNER,
I SWEAR I WOULD.
NOW, LITTLE DARLING
WON'T YOU PLEASE COME HOME
AND HEAL
THIS BROKEN HEART?
'CAUSE YOUR MUFFIN MAN
HE JUST CAN'T STAND THE PAIN
OF BEING APAR FOR THE REASON
THE WORLD TURNED WAS ZELDA
NO OTHER LOVE IN HISTORY
HELD A CANDLE TO OURS
IT WAS UNEXCELLED-A
[crying]
BUT NOW SHE'S GONE
[sobbing]
ROGERS, THIS IS
YOUR QUEEN SPEAKING.
YOU WILL REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS
THIS INSTAN AND REMAIN CONSCIOUS
UNTIL I WIN THE TALENT SHOW.
OR ELSE...
VERY WELL.
I'VE NO OTHER CHOICE
BUT TO TAKE YOU
TO MY CASTLE
AND DEAL WITH YOU
IN A MATTER TO WHICH
YOU ARE ACCORDING.
OH, MY MUFFIN
PLAYED THE ACCORDION.
[crying]
YOUR MUFFIN'S
HISTORY, CHUMP!
[grunting]
WHAT KIND OF LOCK
DID HE PUT ON
THIS THING, ANYHOW?
[squawking]
(Zelda)
FINALLY.
I'M FREE!
I--I'M FREE!
I--I--I AM FREE,
AREN'T I?
YES. BEGONE,
YOU WORTHLESS MASS
OF FEATHERS.
WHOO-HOO!
[laughing]
WHOO!
[humming]
I AM FREE,
I AM FREE, I AM FREE
WHOO-HOO! HA, HA, HA!
OH, YES.
THE POWER TO CHANGE.
MMM.
THE POWER...
TO CREATE.
FINALLY, THE GREATES OF THEM ALL.
THE POWER TO DESTR--
WHAT'S THIS?
OH, SOMEONE'S TORN
OFF THE LAST WORD.
SOMEONE'S TORN
OFF THE LAST WORD!
AH!
I'LL NEVER HAVE
THE POWER TO DESTROY
WITHOUT IT!
SO THAT'S WHA DEREK MEANT.
HELLO.
TELL ME WHAT DEREK SAID.
HE SAID-- HE SAID--
[gulping]
HE SAID--
[imitating Derek]
"THEY'D NEVER FIGURE
THEM OUT WITHOUT MY HELP."
OH, THE LITTLE WIMP
TORE IT OFF HIMSELF.
HE'S HIDING IT SOMEWHERE.
HE TOOK WHAT I
WANTED MOST OF ALL.
HE TOOK WHAT I LOVE.
WELL,
2 CAN PLAY THIS GAME.
"DEAR PRINCE DEREK,
I HAVE KIDNAPPED
YOUR SWEET ODETTE."
[squawks]
PERIOD!
"IF YOU WANT TO
SEE HER ALIVE AGAIN,"
COMMA!
"THEN MEET ME AT THE MOUTH
OF THE WESTERN RIVER
WITH THE MISSING SECTION
OF ROTHBART'S NOTES!"
EXCLAMATION! EXCLAMATION!
EXCLAMATION!
TAKE THIS TO DEREK.
BUT YOU SAID--
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
YAKIBIRDS WOULD DIE
TO HAVE JUST ONE DEAL?
AND NOW YOU'VE GOT 3.
TAKE IT TO DEREK, NOW!
I'LL TAKE CARE OF ODETTE.
SEEK HER OU AND BRING HER TO ME!
(Puffin)
WILL YOU HURRY UP, JEAN-BOB?
IT'S GETTIN' LATE.
(Jean-Bob)
DON'T RUSH ME.
YOU KNOW, I CAN' BELIEVE YOU MADE ODETTE
DRIVE YOU
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE,
JUST SO YOU COULD PRACTICE
FOR THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
IT'S THE PERFECT SPOT.
I WILL SWING
ACROSS THIS RAVINE,
RACE DOWN THAT SLOPE,
SWIM THE RIVER,
HOP THOSE ROCKS,
THEN SCALE THIS CLIFF
BEFORE THE LAST GRAIN
OF SAND FALLS
TO THE BOTTOM.
I WISH YOU
WOULDN'T DO THIS.
YOU CANNOT CHANGE
MY MIND, ODETTE.
IF I MUST PROVE
I AM A PRINCE,
THEN SO BE IT.
READY?
SPEAKING OF FALLING
TO THE BOTTOM,
SHH!
GO!
DON'T YOU THINK THA VINE'S A LITTLE FRAZZLED?
[screaming]
[both gasping]
[screaming]
[Jean-Bob groaning]
[screaming]
[laughs]
RECORD TIME.
[whizzing]
HOLD ON.
[horse neighing]
WHAT IS THAT?
SOME KIND OF
FAST-MOVING LIGHT THING.
OH, THANKS A LOT,
MR. SCIENCE.
[prodding horse]
(Puffin)
ODETTE! ODETTE!
HOLD ON!
[Jean-Bob screaming]
HERE.
OH, SURE,
LET THE FROG DRIVE.
FROGS ARE KNOWN
FOR THEIR WAGON DRIVING.
JUST A LITTLE MORE.
[horse neighing]
I DON'T LIKE MY OPTIONS.
[Odette gasps]
EVERYBODY OUT.
I STILL
DON'T LIKE MY OPTIONS.
ODETTE!
[Zelda laughing]
SOMEONE FINDS
THIS FUNNY?
WHO ARE YOU?
I AM ZELDA.
ACCORDION SLAVE.
[cackling]
YOU'LL NEVER GE AWAY WITH THIS.
DON'T MAKE HER ANGRY.
DEREK WILL
COME FOR ME.
ODETTE.
OH, I HOPE SO.
BUT HE SEEMS
TO TAKE HIS TIME
WHEN IT COMES TO
REALLY IMPORTANT MATTERS,
SUCH AS DESTROYING
ROTHBART'S NOTES.
[gasps]
WELL,
HE CAN HAVE YOU BACK
AS SOON AS HE BRINGS
THE LITTLE PIECE HE STOLE.
HE'LL NEVER DO IT.
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
DEREK WILL GIVE ME ANYTHING
TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.
EVEN THE POWER TO DESTROY.
FACE IT, SISTER,
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS
ARE NOW MINE!
[cackling]
YOU KNOW, NOT ALL THINGS
ARE AS BAD AS THEY SEEM.
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
THIS IS.
ODETTE?
WHERE IS SHE?
[gasps]
[humming]
OK.
[stuttering]
NEXT, WE PLUCK THE DUCK.
ADD A PINCH OF BASIL.
A PINCH OF ORE--
OH, FENNEL.
YUMMY.
FREDERICK,
HAVE YOU SEEN ODETTE?
NO, N-NOT SINCE SHE
LEFT IN THE CARRIAGE.
HMM?
UH, I--I HOPE YOU FIND HER
SOON. I'M MAKING
YOUR FAVORITE.
IT USED TO
BE HIS FAVORITE.
[sneezes]
I MEAN,
THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING DUCK.
ODETTE?
NO!
NO!
[horse neighing]
DEREK?
DEREK, WHERE ARE YA?
OH, SOMETHING FOUL
IS GOING ON HERE.
AND YOU'RE JUST THE FOWL
WHO'S BEHIND IT ALL,
AREN'T YA?
(Puffin)
WHOO-HOO!
I GOT YOU THIS TIME.
GIVE YOURSELF UP.
THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE.
[gasping]
WELL, YOU BETTER
ENJOY YOUR REST,
'CAUSE WHEN YOU
WAKE UP,
YOU'VE GOT SOME
EXPLAININ' TO DO.
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE TO WAI FOR THE POWER TO DESTROY,
DOESN'T MEAN I CAN' ENJOY THE POWER
TO CREATE AND CHANGE.
FORMULA NON GRATA
CREATUS MALVATA!
I GUESS I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY,
I'M AFRAID I'VE BEEN BAD
I COULDN'T LEAVE
WELL ENOUGH ALONE
I'VE DUG UP
A HORRIBLE SECRET, YOU SEE
AND I'M AFRAID
I'VE MADE IT MY OWN
IT'S SOMETHING SO WICKED,
I SHUDDER TO THINK
OF THE DESPICABLE
DEEDS THAT I'LL DO
CREATING SUCH CHAOS
AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
AND MISERY
LIKE YOU NEVER KNEW
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
BAD DAYS AHEAD
SO KISS OFF YOUR HAPPINESS,
BURY YOUR DREAMS
EMBRACE THIS NEW FEELING
OF DREAD
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
BAD DAYS AHEAD
FORMULA NON GRATA
CAMBIATUS SEMPER
THE POWER TO CHANGE IS MINE,
ALL MINE!
THE FIRST THING I'LL
CHANGE IS THE RULES
ODETTE AND DEREK
ARE SOON GOING TO FIND
THAT I'VE PLAYED THEM
FOR SNIVELING FOOLS, AH!
FROM NOW ON THE KINGDOM
WILL HEAR WHAT I SAY
AND WHATEVER
ZELDA SAYS GOES
THE WORLD IS MY PLAYTHING,
MY YO-YO, MY TOY
AND I WON'T STOP
TILL EVERYONE KNOWS
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
BAD DAYS AHEAD
I'M THE BADDEST OF BAD GIRLS
AND NOW THAT I'M BACK
THE FORECAS IS WRITTEN IN RED
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
BAD DAYS AHEAD
AREN'T YOU SCARED?
UH-HUH.
FULL OF FEAR?
OVERFLOWING,
IS MORE LIKE I FEEL LIKE RUNNING
AND HIDING
WELL, AIN'T THAT A SHAME
'CAUSE, HONEY,
IT'S TOO DARN LATE
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS AHEAD
BAD DAYS AHEAD
MOVE OVER, MEDUSA,
CRUELLA, GET LOS TAKE A HIKE,
WICKED WITCH OF THE WES THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS
WONDERFULLY SAD DAYS
YOU'VE NEVER HAD DAYS
DO YOU SEE MY MAD WAYS?
THERE AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT BAD DAYS
BAD DAYS AHEAD
[cackling]
WHAT?
I KNOW HOW TO
TEACH YOU A LESSON.
NO.
TRAP ODETTE.
[groaning]
(Zelda)
I WOULDN'T TRY THAT.
THE SAME THING
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
IF YOU TRY TO ESCAPE.
(Jean-Bob)
ANYONE FOR BARBECUED
FROG LEGS?
(Uberta)
WELL, IF YOU WON'T ACT LIKE
YOU'VE GOT A SPINE, ROGERS,
THEN I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MYSELF.
AND THAT GOES FOR ALL
THE REST OF THE BONES
IN YOUR BODY, TOO.
TRY DROOPING NOW,
MR. SNIVELLY PANTS.
IS THAT YOU, MUFFIN?
NO...
WHAT WILL IT TAKE
TO BRING YOU
TO YOUR SENSES?
ODETTE'S BEEN
KIDNAPPED.
(both)
WHAT?
ZELDA USED YOU
TO GET THE KEYS.
WHY, THAT--THAT--
THAT MEAN MUFFIN!
OH, DEREK, I'M SO SORRY.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
IF I HADN'T KEP ROTHBART'S NOTES,
NONE OF THIS
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
SHE WANTS SOME SOR OF RANSOM, NO DOUBT.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE
COME TO GET.
DEREK, YOU CAN' GIVE AWAY
THE SECRET TO
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
YOU PROMISED TO
KEEP THEM SAFE.
I FOUGHT THE
FORBIDDEN ARTS BEFORE,
AND I'LL FIGHT THEM AGAIN.
BUT I AM NOT GOING
TO LOSE ODETTE.
(Whizzer)
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
ALL THIS NICE TALK,
IT'S JUST PAR OF THE TORTURE.
I KNOW IT.
FIRST YOU MAKE ME THINK
I'M NOT GONNA BE TORTURED.
SURE. THEN YOU
TORTURE ME ANYHOW.
I'M NOT STUPID. I'VE BEEN
AROUND THE BLOCK
A FEW TIMES, ALL RIGHT?
LOOK, WHIZZER,
WE ARE NOT GONNA
TORTURE YA.
ALL WE WANT TO KNOW
IS HOW TO FIND ODETTE.
PLEASE.
YOU GOTTA HELP US.
I--I CAN'T TELL YA.
SHE'LL SEND ONE OF THOSE
FIREBALL THINGS AFTER ME.
SHE'LL TORTURE ME
WAY WORSE THAN YOU
EVER COULD.
BELIEVE ME,
SHE WON'T WASTE TIME
WITH A NICE TALK.
WHO'S "SHE"?
[gasping]
I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
NOW SHE'LL NEVER
LET ME GO.
OH, YOU BIRDBRAIN!
WHIZZER, ME FRIEND.
YOU'RE A PRISONER FOREVER
WHEN YOU'RE TRAPPED
INSIDE YOUR FEARS
'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT WHA YOU'RE DOING ISN'T RIGH AND YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA CHANGE THA IN 100,000,000 YEARS
UNLESS YOU CHANGE THE SIDE
FOR WHICH YOU FIGH SO TRUS THE WING OF FRIENDSHIP,
BELIEVE US WHEN WE SAY
YOU'LL FEEL MARVELOUS
THE MOMENT YOU DECIDE
TO DO WHAT'S
RIGHT AND PROPER
YOU'LL BE FREE AGAIN
'CAUSE THERE'S
NO FEAR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
WHERE THERE'S CONFIDENCE
AND WONDROUS PEACE OF MIND
THAT'S THE SPIRIT,
WHIZZER.
YOU CAN ALWAYS PERSEVERE
WHATEVER OBSTACLES APPEAR
'CAUSE THERE'S
NO FEAR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE RIGHT SIDE
YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
EVERYTHING.
AH! WHAT AM I, CRAZY?
IF YOUR FEATHERS
ARE A-QUIVERING
IF YOU'RE SHAKIN'
IN YOUR SHELL
THEN IT'S CONFIDENCE
YOU'RE WANTING,
THAT'S FOR SURE
AND IT ALL COMES
FROM KNOWIN' THA YOU'RE ACTIONS WILL TELL
THAT YOUR INTENTIONS
ARE NOBLE, GOOD AND PURE
SO GATHER COURAGE
FROM YOUR COMRADES
TAKE THE PROMISE
OF YOUR PALS
THAT WHATEVER COMES
WE'LL TAKE IT IN OUR STRIDE
SO BE TRUE TO THE FEELINGS
THAT YOU'RE FIGHTING
'CAUSE THERE'S
NO FEAR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
WHERE THERE'S CONFIDENCE
AND WONDROUS PEACE OF MIND
YOU CAN ALWAYS PERSEVERE
WHATEVER OBSTACLES APPEAR
'CAUSE THERE'S NO FEAR
WHEN YOU'RE ON THE RIGH YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS
LOOKIN' OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU'RE NOT SNEAKIN'
FROM SHADOW TO SHADOW
YOU CAN LIVE YOUR
LIFE FREER AND BOLDER
WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON
THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
WHERE THERE'S CONFIDENCE
AND WONDROUS PEACE OF MIND
YOU CAN ALWAYS PERSEVERE
WHATEVER OBSTACLES APPEAR
'CAUSE THERE'S NO FEAR
WHEN YOU'RE ON
PUT 'ER HERE,
AND YOU'RE ON
THERE'S NO FEAR
WHEN YOU'RE ON
THE RIGHT SIDE
THE RIGHT SIDE
SHE--
SHE'S--
SHE'S GOT THE NOTES.
SHE HAS THE NOTES.
EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE
SECTION HE TORE OFF.
SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE
WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS,
WHICH IS THE POWER
TO DESTROY.
SO SHE KIDNAPPED HER
WITH THE FIREBALL,
SO HE WOULD GIVE HER
THE MISSING SECTION.
SO HE'S PROBABLY ON HIS WAY
TO MEET HER RIGHT NOW.
AND IF SHE GETS
"THE POWER TO DESTROY",
OH, BOY!
IT'S GONNA BE TROUBLE
FOR YOU, ME, HE AND SHE.
OH!
YEAH! WHOO.
BOY, THAT FELT GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO WE DO, MEN?
YEAH...
[imitating Puffin]
ALL RIGHT, WE GO TO FIND DEREK
BEFORE HE GIVES AWAY
THAT MISSING SECTION.
SPEED, YOU TAKE
THE WATERWAYS.
(imitating Speed)
I'M ON MY WAY.
[imitating Puffin]
AND REMEMBER, MEN:
NO FEAR.
[gasps]
I JUST BETRAYED
THE MOST POWERFUL,
MOST DANGEROUS PERSON
IN THE UNIVERSE!
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
NOT GOOD...
RIGHT ON TIME.
JUST TO MAKE SURE
THERE ARE NO TRICKS...
ZELDA!
ZELDA!
ODETTE.
OH, DEREK!
YOU ESCAPED?
YES.
BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP HER.
SHE'LL DESTROY EVERYTHING.
SHE CAN'T DESTROY
ANYTHING WITHOUT THIS.
YOU KEEP FALLING FOR
THAT FAKE ODETTE TRICK,
DON'T YOU, BIG GUY?
GIVE ME ODETTE!
SORRY.
I NEED HER
FOR AN EXPERIMENT.
TO SEE IF THE POWER
TO DESTROY...
REALLY WORKS.
[cackling]
OSHH.
(Puffin)
PRINCE DEREK.
FOLLOW THAT FIREBALL,
PUFFIN. GO!
NO, NO, NO, THAT WON' BE NECESSARY, SIR.
WHIZZER HERE
KNOWS THE WAY.
[gasps]
NOTHING LIKE A QUIET EVENING,
SITTING BY THE FIRE.
[Zelda laughing]
YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP
A GOOD WOMAN DOWN.
[laughing maniacally]
OF COURSE,
SHE SORT OF PUTS
A DAMPER ON THINGS.
[laughing]
ODETTE, HOW DID...
THERE'S NO TIME
TO EXPLAIN, DEREK.
YOU HAVE TO STOP HER.
I'VE GOT TO GET YOU
OUT OF HERE FIRST.
NO, DEREK.
IS THERE ANY ESCAPE?
DEREK.
I WON'T SEE YOU DIE.
NOW, IS THERE ANY ESCAPE?
I THINK SO.
ORLA BAY DU ANNA BE LAY.
CONDORA ILLUSTRY.
THIS IS CRAZY.
TRUST ME, DEREK. PULL.
[grunting]
ARE YOU PUSHING,
OR AM I DOING
ALL THE WORK?
CRUXSIS.
YOU'RE LUCKY, ODETTE.
YOU WILL BE THE FIRS TO SEE THE POWER TO DESTROY.
GO, ODETTE.
I'M NOT LEAVING YOU.
[gasps]
YOU!
[grunting]
I WAS HERE FIRST.
SO WHAT?
I AM A PRINCE.
COWARDS, COME OUT!
THIS IS WAR,
NOT HIDE-AND-SEEK.
SEEK, MY SEEKERS.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
I'VE IMPROVED ON
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
OH, YOU'VE GOT TO GE OUT OF HERE, ODETTE.
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM
THIS ONE, TRUST ME.
GO! GO!
WHAT?
IT'S A DESTROYING
SEEKER. GO!
SEEK OUT THE SWAN...
AND DESTROY HER!
[laughing maniacally]
NO!
ODETTE!
[cackling]
BREAK THE WAND.
BREAK THE WAND.
LOOK, THE FIREBALL
WILL DIE IF YOU
BREAK THE WAND!
[groans]
ODETTE.
[exclaiming]
COME ON! COME ON!
BYE, DEREK.
(Rothbart's voice)
HELLO, ZELDA.
ROTHBART, YOU'RE ALIVE.
[with Rothbart's voice]
AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
[laughs]
THANK YOU FOR RECOVERING
THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
BUT NOW YOU'RE THROUGH.
TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH,
I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO RUN.
TRAITOR.
ZELDA!
AH! PUFFIN.
OH!
[both grunting]
[Zelda screaming]
(Derek)
ODETTE!
[panting]
ODETTE!
WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS ODETTE?
OH, DEREK...
SHE'S GONE.
GONE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GONE?
WELL, SHE'S...
THE--THE FIREBALL.
SHE COULDN'T GET AWAY.
[crying]
NO.
NO!
NO!
[grunting]
[crying]
ODETTE.
ODETTE.
IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,
ODETTE,
I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
THOUGH I PRAY SOMETHING
GOOD CAN STILL COME
FROM DESTROYING THESE NOTES.
ODETTE.
IS IT REALLY YOU?
OH, DEREK!
OH, ODETTE!
I'M SO SORRY.
I LOVE YOU.
[sobbing]
SORRY, SPEED.
ME, TOO.
I LOVE YOU, PUFFIN.
I LOVE YOU,
LITTLE FELLOW.
THESE ARE THE
LAST 2 CONTESTANTS
FOR THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
[chuckling]
THEY CALL THIS
AN OBSTACLE COURSE?
IT DOESN'T EVEN
HAVE A SNAKE PIT.
[gasps]
LAST YEAR'S CHAMPION,
ROCK CHUTNEY.
AND A NEW ENTRY THIS YEAR:
JEAN-BOB.
[all cheering]
LET ME APOLOGIZE
AHEAD OF TIME BEFORE
SOUNDLY DEFEATING YOU.
[growls]
I WAS LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS,
BUT THE LITTLE GUY'S
SO DUMB. I SORT OF
FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
ME, TOO. AND I WISH
WE COULD SPARE HIM
THE SHAME.
RUNNERS, TO YOUR MARK.
[imitating Jean-Bob's voice]
ROCK, MY FRIEND,
YOU ARE A HALF-WIT.
IN FACT, IT HURTS ME
TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE
SO VERY STUPID.
IT'S NOT ME.
IT'S NOT ME.
(Derek)
SET.
IN ADDITION TO ALL THIS...
OH, NO.
...YOU RUN LIKE A GIRL.
GO!
I'LL GET YOU.
[laughs]
A NEW RECORD!
JEAN-BOB IS PRINCE
FOR A DAY!
[all cheering]
[whistling]
[people gushing]
NOW YOU SEE.
I AM A PRINCE.
I AM A PRINCE.
[tango music playing]
WHERE--WHERE?
ROGERS!
NOT AGAIN.
ROGERS, GET DOWN HERE.
[exclaiming]
[coughing]
I'LL TEAR YOU
TO PIECES!
[growling]
[crowd cheering]
THEY REALLY LIKE ME.
[giggling]
PROMISE ME, DEREK,
THERE'S NO MORE MAGIC
IN THE CASTLE.
I CAN'T DO THAT.
SO LONG AS YOU'RE HERE,
ODETTE,
THERE'LL ALWAYS BE MAGIC.
[Because I Love Her
sung by Connell Moss playing]
BECAUSE I LOVE HER
AND NEED HER
LIKE EARTH NEEDS THE SUN
I NEED THE ONE I LOVE
TO KEEP MY HOPE BRIGHT,
MY HEAD RIGH MY HEART FIGHTING ON
UNTIL I AM BACK
IN HER ARMS
BECAUSE I LOVE HER,
AND NEED HER
LIKE SUMMER NEEDS RAIN
TO GROW AND SUSTAIN
EACH DAY
I HEAR HER SINGING
AND BRINGING NEW
STRENGTH TO MY SOUL
UNTIL I AM BACK
IN HER ARMS
MILES APART,
YET STILL MY HEAR CAN HEAR HER MELODY
I'M MORE THAN SURE
I CAN'T ENDURE
WITHOUT HER LOVE FOR ME
BECAUSE I LOVE HER
AND NEED HER
LIKE I NEED TO BREATHE
DID ADAM NEED EVE
LIKE THIS?
NOW I SEE CLEARLY
I NEARLY GAVE UP ALL I HAD
SO WHATEVER OUR
DIFFERENCES WERE
I'LL BID THEM GOODBYE
I'LL GIVE LOVE A TRY
AND ALL BECAUSE
I LOVE HER!
OH, YEAH
BECAUSE I LOVE HER
AND NEED HER
LIKE I NEED TO BREATHE
DID ADAM NEED EVE
LIKE THIS?
NOW I SEE CLEARLY
I NEARLY GAVE UP ALL I HAD
SO WHATEVER OUR
DIFFERENCES WERE
I'LL BID THEM GOODBYE
I'LL GIVE LOVE A TRY
AND ALL BECAUSE
I LOVE HER!