The Third Solar Term (2021) Movie Script
1
(The other users internet
connection is not stable)
Hey.
You look like a blind fortune teller
with those sunglasses.
And why are you covering your camera?
Do I still look like one?
Yeah!
What's on your forehead?
Huh?
Your payback is coming.
So, how can I prevent it?
Come here, we can figure it out together.
Do you want it baby?
(The Third Solar Term)
Are you awake?
Huh.
I found a husband for Second Aunty.
This time when I leave,
I'll take them with me.
Aren't you leaving the day after tomorrow?
Yes.
You've been smoking!
No.
Qizhe Sun!
Can you wash this one as well?
Shit! I'm so exhausted today...
I was supposed to shoot at a studio,
but they finished before I arrived.
I'm so bored right now.
A sugar daddy?
Yeah, I agree.
Shit! Where's my filter gone?
Let me put it back on.
(Are you in Minhang?)
Stop commenting idiots! Send gifts and donate!
Give me expensive gifts or nothing!
Sing for the gifts. Who the fuck
asked me to sing for this shit?
Keep your money and sing for yourself.
Xinqiao Vocational College.
Come out!
What's wrong?
Don't move.
Do you still want to eat it?
Are those mantises yours?
At your place?
Yeah...
Let's go somewhere else next time.
How many people were at the reunion today?
Quite a few.
Anyone I know?
I don't think so.
Any girls?
Ma, what do you think if I dye my hair?
What colour?
Red.
Red
We've got a Japanese intern,
I think his hair colour is quite nice.
What colour?
Well, just a nice one.
Be confident,
you are good-looking too.
If you are going to take them,
it is better to take the train.
- Ma.
- Huh?
Are you still going out
with Aunty Zhao tomorrow?
Yes, then after should we make dumplings?
Sounds good.
You're all dry, go and wash it off.
Check this one out!
He's your type.
No no no.
Begging for a sexy top,
long-term relationship only.
Haven't cum for so long?
Oh my god, this one it's too ugly.
He scares the shit out of me.
Why have so many people changed
their profile pictures?
Shanghai Pride has just been cancelled.
Is there anything to be proud of?
You ugly fuck!
What you up to?
Why don't you keep them together?
This one hasn't shed yet.
I'll put them together to mate
after he's shed his skin.
What are you trying to say?
Nothing.
OK, then I'm gonna put him into the box.
Don't!
Say you like me.
Get him off me.
No.
Do it.
If I take him off, you'll go as well.
I'll go. Get him off.
Wait, stop!
Sowhy did you ask me to come here?
Just to show me your little mantises?
Let's go.
Where?
I think it's perfect here.
We can't do it here, no matter what.
I don't care. Let's just do it here.
Come, let's go.
You're hard.
No I'm not.
You can go in the toilet
if you want to smoke.
How about the kitchen?
Come with me then.
Mom don't bother.
We'll go out and eat later.
But we agreed we'd make dumplings.
What filling?
Why don't you just stay for dinner as well?
Yeah, why not?
Maybe it's time for you to leave.
I told your mother I'd stay.
Yeah I heard you.
Heard what?
Such good hearing!
No wonder you're Mommy's little prince.
Just look how you two behave.
Behave how?
Like this!
I still haven't eaten you yet,
but I could eat you for dinner.
What? It's so obvious already!
She's not stupid.
She doesn't know!
Then that means you're both fucking idiots.
Aunty, I'll see you around.
Qizhe, see him out.
Are you coming or not?
Ah, we've run out of vinegar.
I'll go get some.
Ma!
Shall we go?
Do you have an allergic reaction?
(The other users internet
connection is not stable)
Hey.
You look like a blind fortune teller
with those sunglasses.
And why are you covering your camera?
Do I still look like one?
Yeah!
What's on your forehead?
Huh?
Your payback is coming.
So, how can I prevent it?
Come here, we can figure it out together.
Do you want it baby?
(The Third Solar Term)
Are you awake?
Huh.
I found a husband for Second Aunty.
This time when I leave,
I'll take them with me.
Aren't you leaving the day after tomorrow?
Yes.
You've been smoking!
No.
Qizhe Sun!
Can you wash this one as well?
Shit! I'm so exhausted today...
I was supposed to shoot at a studio,
but they finished before I arrived.
I'm so bored right now.
A sugar daddy?
Yeah, I agree.
Shit! Where's my filter gone?
Let me put it back on.
(Are you in Minhang?)
Stop commenting idiots! Send gifts and donate!
Give me expensive gifts or nothing!
Sing for the gifts. Who the fuck
asked me to sing for this shit?
Keep your money and sing for yourself.
Xinqiao Vocational College.
Come out!
What's wrong?
Don't move.
Do you still want to eat it?
Are those mantises yours?
At your place?
Yeah...
Let's go somewhere else next time.
How many people were at the reunion today?
Quite a few.
Anyone I know?
I don't think so.
Any girls?
Ma, what do you think if I dye my hair?
What colour?
Red.
Red
We've got a Japanese intern,
I think his hair colour is quite nice.
What colour?
Well, just a nice one.
Be confident,
you are good-looking too.
If you are going to take them,
it is better to take the train.
- Ma.
- Huh?
Are you still going out
with Aunty Zhao tomorrow?
Yes, then after should we make dumplings?
Sounds good.
You're all dry, go and wash it off.
Check this one out!
He's your type.
No no no.
Begging for a sexy top,
long-term relationship only.
Haven't cum for so long?
Oh my god, this one it's too ugly.
He scares the shit out of me.
Why have so many people changed
their profile pictures?
Shanghai Pride has just been cancelled.
Is there anything to be proud of?
You ugly fuck!
What you up to?
Why don't you keep them together?
This one hasn't shed yet.
I'll put them together to mate
after he's shed his skin.
What are you trying to say?
Nothing.
OK, then I'm gonna put him into the box.
Don't!
Say you like me.
Get him off me.
No.
Do it.
If I take him off, you'll go as well.
I'll go. Get him off.
Wait, stop!
Sowhy did you ask me to come here?
Just to show me your little mantises?
Let's go.
Where?
I think it's perfect here.
We can't do it here, no matter what.
I don't care. Let's just do it here.
Come, let's go.
You're hard.
No I'm not.
You can go in the toilet
if you want to smoke.
How about the kitchen?
Come with me then.
Mom don't bother.
We'll go out and eat later.
But we agreed we'd make dumplings.
What filling?
Why don't you just stay for dinner as well?
Yeah, why not?
Maybe it's time for you to leave.
I told your mother I'd stay.
Yeah I heard you.
Heard what?
Such good hearing!
No wonder you're Mommy's little prince.
Just look how you two behave.
Behave how?
Like this!
I still haven't eaten you yet,
but I could eat you for dinner.
What? It's so obvious already!
She's not stupid.
She doesn't know!
Then that means you're both fucking idiots.
Aunty, I'll see you around.
Qizhe, see him out.
Are you coming or not?
Ah, we've run out of vinegar.
I'll go get some.
Ma!
Shall we go?
Do you have an allergic reaction?