The Vagabonds (2022) Movie Script
1
(engines revving)
(engines revving)
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Did you follow me here?
- Do you have any plans
for later?
- I was about
to go out for a run.
(footsteps stomping)
(tea kettle brewing)
(pleasant piano music)
(keys jingling)
(footsteps running)
(footsteps jumping)
(shower running)
- I'm just visiting friends in
Berlin, I'm actually Polish.
However after my gap
year I moved to Romania.
I'm a blacksmith and I've
got my own workshop there.
- Cool and what kind
of stuff do you make?
- Tools, fences,
really sharp knives.
- Sharper than the
ones in stores.
- Ah, yeah, much sharper.
You can't buy those in stores.
(horn honking)
- I've gotta leave now
but let's stay in touch
on Instagram.
- Yeah, I'd love that.
- Yeah.
This is for the coffee.
- Bye.
- Ciao.
(upbeat music)
- What's cooking good looking?
- Oh, hey, I'm
waiting for a date.
- Oh you go girl.
What can I get you
ladies tonight?
- I'll have a gin tonic.
- And I'll go for a
martini please, thank you.
- Coming right up.
- So, who else is coming?
- Oscar, I met him
on tinder tinder
- Cool, is he hot?
- Obviously
or I wouldn't have
swiped right on him.
He's 26.
- 26.
Oh gosh, I don't think
I'd sleep with someone
young enough to be my son.
- Bullshit, you
know I like boys.
I mean, not minors but
the younger the better.
As long as their age
is not illegal, okay?
- Well, those 20 somethings
they are still babies.
- Oh, they're so
naive and playful,
really I find that
really interesting.
- [Woman] And how's the sex
with the one coming tonight?
- Fantastic, except
for his fetish,
he's really into anal,
so I have to fuck him
with a strap on.
- Some romance.
- So you just meet to fuck?
- No, I really like him.
Why would you think that?
You know, he's laid back
and funny and charming.
- Oh ho, for a woman like you,
he has to make some effort.
- [Nora] You're
simply into older men.
- Well, of course, I
mean, the young guys
they may have the
better looks, sure
but when it gets to a
relationship, I mean,
I'm much for the older man.
You know, Andres, for
example, my current boyfriend,
he's 53.
He's divorced, he has two kids.
I am very much into experience,
grey temples and
wisdom, this roughness
Like, you know, a real
man, not children.
- Disgusting, I can't
stand older men.
- Oh come on, Andres
is very attractive
He's from Vienna, you know?
- Is he a cannibal?
- Excuse me?
- Vienna's full of cannibals.
- What?
- It's a thing.
(women laughing)
- Oh the Rothenburg
cannibal was German
Oh you mean the
Natasha Kampush case?
The girl was locked in by
her father in their basement
for about eight years.
- Exactly, yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
- Yeah.
Well, you know, I'm
just, I just love this
Austrian gallows humor.
It's their very own
sort of dark fun.
- It's the only way
for them to deal
with their bad
conscience of having
given us Hitler.
- Well I think I'd
find your young guys
way too inexperienced,
sexually and otherwise.
Cocky fresh flesh
- I think interesting
personality has
nothing to do with age
I've met some really
precocious 20-year-olds.
And I myself refuse to grow up,
I'm a big child, you know?
I'm sure I can spend hours
laughing at TikTok videos
and what's more one
can learn so much
from each other's
generation gap.
You know, opposites
attract and all.
- Regardless kids aren't all
just innocent and playful
as they can still be messed up.
- You said it.
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Mm.
Ah, he says he's
coming with his cousin.
- His older cousin, I hope.
- Well, I have no idea,
I've never met him.
- I'll be right back.
- Hmm-mm.
- Oh, hello, I see
you guys met already.
- I saw them entering so
I just waved. I was sure
one of them was your date.
- Hello.
- Nora- stunning as always and
you smell good. Tobi
- my cousin cousin.
- Nice to meet you.
- Enchant.
Nice genes you have
in your family.
- So what are you drinking?
- I have a gin and tonic.
- Martini.
- Cheers.
- Tell me, how old are you?
- 19.
(woman laughing)
- Right.
- I can show you my ID.
- Oh, no, don't freak
out, I'm not the police.
(woman giggling)
- So, how about a foursome?
- Well, I'm taken, my
boyfriend's waiting
for me at home.
- [Man] Just tell him
you're going to be late.
- I'm not dressed to
play tonight, honey.
- Who cares?
- You're quite pushy.
19 and doesn't take
no for an answer.
- So you're coming.
- Wanna see my nipples,
they are quite sensitive
(people laughing)
- He's into nipple play.
- Wanna see my nipple piercing?
- Ooh, very nice.
(people laughing)
- Wanna lick it,
I'll lick yours too.
- You're a little
pervert aren't you?
- You bet, I'm also very
experienced with older ladies.
- Are you single?
- Yes.
- I thought you are not into
babies, only wise old men.
- I'm not, I am in
an open relationship.
- [Woman] Are you?
- Truth to be told,
my cousin's 17.
(man laughing)
(people laughing)
- Relax, they don't mind.man.
- [Woman] You're not
allowed to drink that.
(woman chuckling)
My dear.
- Yeah.
- Thank you so much.
(indistinct)
- Goodnight.
- So you are not coming?
- Next time, Batman
(woman laughing)
(man laughing)
- Well, let's go.
(man hollering)
(woman laughing)
Wanna come to my place tonight?
- Okay.
- Do you mind if Toby comes
with us, he likes to watch?
- Mm.
- I once watched him having
sex with a woman in her 50s.
- Was she attractive?
- Yeah very attractive.
- So come on, With
you it will surely
be more exciting. You are so
hot and dreamy and special.
(woman laughing)
Many times we'll
drink, ready oh.
(upbeat music)
(woman laughing)
I drive all night
I drive 16 wheels
start it up fight
(woman laughing)
Here I fuck
I'm rolling down the
stairs too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
too drunk to fuck
To drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk
I know it's crazy
(toilet flushing)
(couple moaning)
(phone message ringing)
(engine revving)
- Hi, you look gorgeous,
may I make an offer
you can't refuse?
- Go on.
- No, no, first you
must promise to say yes.
- I don't appreciate
these kinds of games.
- Oh wait, just give
me a second wait here.
Don't move, yes, just
stay here one second.
- All right.
- Flower for you.
(woman laughing)
- Where did you get it from?
So you were saying?
- I came all the way from
Egypt for a swinger party
at my friend's place.
- An orgy.
- Yeah, so are you gonna
be my date for the night
and I won't allow anyone
else to touch you.
(woman laughing)
- The jealous type.
- Indeed.
- Sounds interesting.
- Do you have a pen.
- A pen?
- Yeah, to write your number.
(engines revving)
- I don't have a paper though.
- Did I ask for paper.
(woman laughing)
- N for?
- Just Nora.
(engines revving)
(upbeat music)
- I'll have an
(indistinct) please.
(upbeat music)
- Vegan-version, a friend of
mine gave me like this recipe
the other day and I was, I
think I was trying it out.
- Mm, it's very good.
- Thank you.
Hmm yeah very good...
- Thank you.
- Thank you for coming
I appreciate it.
Wow.
- So you are single?
- Yes.
- [Woman] Nora is into younger
guys like boys in their 20s.
- So it's just sex.
- No not at all.
I'm always asked
the same question.
It's just what I prefer.
How long are you guys together?
- 17 years.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- Cool,an old school couple.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- [Man] And we've been
married for seven.
- [Woman] Yes.
- Do you have children?
- Yes, two boys.
16 and 4.
- Cute.
- So, how do you meet
these young guys?
- Dating apps or just
like that on the street
or in cafes.
(people chuckling)
- We often wondered if
we are missing anything
with all these new dating
apps and stuff going around.
- Did we?
- Just asking.
- Well, I feel really truly
young for the first time
in my life.
I felt much older
when I was younger.
Back then I used to
believe that I have to stay
in a relationship
even if it's toxic.
Yeah, I just thought it was
supposed to be like that,
I didn't know any better.
And it was also much
harder to meet men.
Yeah, so dating apps offer
you new possibilities
and real diversity of age,
nationalities, professions,
sexual preferences,
it's fantastic.
- So, how's it going
with your young guys,
your 20 somethings?
- Actually not so
great at the moment.
Oscar just left to
Leipzig for work.
- [Woman] Oh pity,
I'm sorry about that.
- Yeah.
- [Woman] What about
his cousin, Toby?
- He was into you.
- Ooh.
(people laughing)
- Don't you worry,
maybe you should.
- Yeah, I'd better.
- I don't understand
your tastes or preference
or however you wish to call it.
The majority of young guys
sees in an older women a mom.
Now Oedipus Complex
is not a new thing
but with all the MILF
porn these guys watch
I think it's much
easier for them
to overcome their
inhibitions and approach
a much more mature woman
as kind of a fetish object.
Besides, they can't offer
you any financial stability
and they aren't interested
in starting a family,
so you're either
being used for sex
or you're on the fast track
to becoming a single mother.
- Have you considered therapy?
- Anyone fancy a refill?
- Yeah.
- I thought so.
- Great.
- Okay.
- You know the way I
see it, men over 30
have already given into
society's expectations
but younger men
on the other hand,
the ones who are still on the
way to becoming actual men,
they are spontaneous
and witty and creative.
They have much deeper and
undisguised understanding
of sensibility.
And what's more, experience
doesn't always guarantee wisdom
It does guarantee the
readiness to accept compromise
and self-denial and
the loss of the ability
to feel things so intensely.
And I don't care about money.
I make enough money to
take care of myself.
They could be getting
pocket money from Daddy,
they could be homeless,
I couldn't care less.
You know, I would
take them either way.
They can go and rob a bank.
(people laughing)
- Do you wanna see a picture
of our oldest son, he's 16.
- Sure.
Sweet, he's very
pretty like a girl.
- What do you mean like a girl.
- He's very similar to you.
- Thanks.
- [Nora] You're welcome.
- Yeah, I wouldn't mind if he
brings home an
older girl than him.
Yeah.
- [Nora] Does he have
a girlfriend already?
- Only a girl best
friend for now.
But he speaks in one
word sentences only
when it comes to relationships.
It's puberty.
- That's sweet.
- He's very good,
he's a soccer player.
(phone message ringing)
- Hi.
- Hey.
- I'm Nora.
- Leon, hey.
So you wanna go inside?
- Yeah.
- Hello.
- Hello.
(upbeat music)
- I study law and
economics and (Magdeburg)
this semester and
I'm also training,
I should say I'm
training in hypnosis
like my father, he
has his own practice
over in Friedrichshain.
- Do you live by yourself?
- Well, when I'm in Berlin
I stay over at his place.
Even though he turned my
room into a storage space,
but I still got my bed, so.
I could show you someday.
- Are you nervous?
- Yeah, a little.
I just, you know,
I've just never been
with an older woman
before, older than me.
My mom's just five years
older than you are.
And my sister and I, we stayed
with her after the divorce.
- Your eyelashes are so pretty.
- But I'm not a pussy.
- I never said you were.
How old are you?
- What do you think?
- And what does a
hypnotherapist do?
- I help people get through
withdrawal and phobias.
And I help my father
with the (accounting).
- I'm a claustrophobic, can't
ever step into an elevator.
- Perfect, than
I can't help you.
- Cute.
Do you wanna have children?
- No, I mean, maybe
after I graduate
and I find a proper job.
- You know, if you have
a dimple in the middle
of your chin, then
you're gonna have a girl.
- Really?
- Yes.
- Well, there's the beard
so you can't see it.
- Then it stays a mystery.
(doorbell ringing)
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Come in.
- Thank you.
- How are you?
- Pretty good,
how are you?
- Good.
- So that's my father's flat.
- Yeah.
- That's kind of the
living room area, you know,
- Oh it's great.
There's the kitchen
and we eat here.
Oh and that's like the heart
of the flat, the balcony.
- Oh.
- Yeah,
you can watch
completely over Berlin,
so it's really nice.
- Are you a virgin?
- No.
Actually, I broke up
with my ex-girlfriend
a few weeks ago.
It was a pretty toxic
relationship with a girl my age.
- So you're just seeking for
comfort in an older woman?
- Maybe.
No, I believe that,
you know, if it fits,
age is just a number.
- [TV Host] Of independent
television station
has resigned live on air.
(keys jangling)
(door slamming)
(footsteps approaching)
- Now here you are.
- Hi.
- Hello, I'm Nora.
(speaking in foreign language)
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(speaking in foreign language)
(food frying)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(knife chopping)
(doorbell ringing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
- Hi, Paul.
- Hi.
- This is my girlfriend, Nina.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
(glasses clinking)
(speaking in foreign language)
- (Hey) guys, thanks.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- It's funny that their age
difference is similar to ours.
- You mean that you
should be dating her?
- No, I'm not attracted to her.
What I meant was when
it comes to dating,
age is not an issue
in our family.
Shall we go inside?
- Yes.
(indistinct)
- Nice, thanks guys.
- So how did you
guys meet each other?
- I met Nina at a hypnosis
conference outside the city.
I know she's too young for me
but I just couldn't help
falling in love with her.
- Do you think that my
relationship with your son
is inappropriate?
- I find that's funny.
- My grandma's against
their relationship
even though she broke all
social rules herself once
by marrying my step-grandfather
who used to be a woman
before he had sex
reassignment surgery.
(Nora laughing)
- So you your step-grandfather
is a transexual?
- Hmm-mm.
(Nora laughing)
- Nice family you got here.
- I know.
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- Here.
- Wow.
Oh look at his eyelashes,
he's so pretty.
- Right.
- Oh I wanna make
pictures of you both,
do you think he'll agree?
- I'll ask him, we're
hanging out again next week.
- Or you can invite him
on Thursday at our party
Emma and Moe are gonna be there.
I'm sure you're gonna love them.
- I'll ask them.
- Yeah, great, please.
- By the way, would you
mind coming to pick me up
after my social
freezing surgery?
- Of course I'm gonna
do it, no worries.
- I will give you the exact
date as soon as I know.
- Hmm, great I'm there.
- Thank you.
(engine revving)
Thank you darling.
- You're welcome.
- Don't you (mumbling) you
wanna buy me a new one?
- No, don't have the money.
- Preparing you some?
- Hmm-mm.
- You want one?
(doorbell ringing)
- Back in a minute.
(upbeat music)
Here's the boys.
- Hello.
- Hey.
- Want a beer?
- Yes, please.
I'll sit here.
- Here.
- Put my bag.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- You want one.
- Thank you.
- Oh.
- You wanna try?
- Yeah.
- Be careful,
it's a little strong.
(man laughing)
- I'll do it for you.
- It's gonna be all right.
(Nora laughing)
Are you two together?
- Yeah, she's my girlfriend.
- How old are you?
- I'm 38.
- For real, you look
like 20 something.
- Thank you.
(people laughing)
That's the magic
of a good work out
and a good sleep
and not having kids.
oh and I quit smoking
six years ago.
- Cheers.
- Cool.
- You wanna join
our snap chat group?
- Why do you have
a snap chat group?
(people laughing)
- Anytime any of
us takes a shit,
he sends a picture to the group
and the other guys rate it.
- How would you rate my artwork.
- Ooh disgusting.
- It's fine, though,
it looks great man.
- Dude, it's a nine.
(people laughing)
- Oh come on.
It's probably a
generational thing.
- How do you guys
know each other?
- I went to school with Conrad.
- Hmm-mm.
- And I met Robert
through Discord?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Discord.
- That's a gaming thing.
- Okay.
- Like a PlayStation.
- PlayStation,
I don't that either.
- What?
- Is this also a
generational thing?
- And Robert's girlfriend
got pregnant awhile ago.
You know, a broken
condom and they are
gonna keep the kid.
- Really?
- They met on tinder
and immediately clicked.
so it's fine.
That's how it goes bro.
(people laughing)
- Aren't you a bit too
young to become a father?
- Why should I be too young?
- Well, if my question
bothers you so much,
then you're probably
pretty much insecure
about the whole thing.
- What about you?
Don't you wanna have kids?
- Maybe, I'd like to
focus on my career first.
- Isn't it a little
bit too late for you
to have kids anyway.
- Ever heard of social freezing?
- [Conrad] Is that freezing
your social media or something?
(people laughing)
- No.
(people laughing)
A woman can have her eggs
frozen and stored at a clinic.
I did it last week.
Now I have three
frozen eggs stored away
and I can fully focus
on my artistic career.
Yeah and then once I'm
established in my career
and in a committed relationship,
then I can use those
eggs and become pregnant
through in vitro.
- That's smart.
(dramatic music)
- You sure?
- I'll take a little.
- All right.
- I'm hungry, are you?
- Yes.
- All right, let's
go get some food.
- Oh thanks.
So maybe I just skip this.
- Yeah.
- You know the way I see it,
the reason why waste 15 years
of my life raising a child
when I'm not happy
with my career.
- Oh you have a point but I
still think there are many women
who want to marry a
rich guy and have kids.
I mean, women themselves
are the ones responsible
for the existence
of (patriarchy).
- Yeah, well, so what,
if those women exist,
still we should all have
the choice to decide
if we wanna have
career before family.
- Hmm, I get that.
- Social freezing gives
the woman the freedom
for self-realization
and to be with someone
they truly love and not
someone who's considered
to be a proper
provider for a family.
- [Conrad] Uh that's true.
- Men have biological
clocks too you know?
I mean, smoking and taking drugs
are known to cause infertility.
Maybe you should
freeze your sperm too.
- Me?
- Yes,
what do you think
your sperm tastes like
after all the things you take?
- My sperm's premium
quality dude.
- Sure thing dude.
You're the age-sensitive
one not me.
I need my glasses for that.
Before we know it,
- our planet is going
to change so much
you won't even recognize it.
Thank you.
Designer babies, you're
gonna be able to pick out
your kid's face
features, size, gender.
- It's gonna be sick.
I mean, when we are
allowed to decide
to decide eye colors, it'll
just be a matter of time
before the next racial
fascist fantasy becomes true.
have you watched
(the film Gattaca)?
- Yes, but you know,
I found the concept
of limiting ourselves to
naturally conceived children
very outdated.
Yeah, like wings, gills,
different kind of organs
to ensure surviving
on other planets.
Genetic (optimisation)
and immortality.
There's this jellyfish that if
it's not eaten by other fish
can just live forever.
- What?
- I mean,
aging isn't a biological
process, it's mechanical.
- You should totally
reproduce though,
you have good genes.
(Conrad laughing)
- Thank you.
(upbeat music)
- I gotta get going.
- Okay.
- It was very, very
nice to meet you.
- It was a pleasure.
- And thanks for everything.
- Bye.
- Bye.
I have to leave now.
- Hmm-mm.
- Are you going home
tonight or you staying here?
- I'm gonna sleep here.
- Okay.
But I'll see you on Thursday.
- For sure.
- I'll send you
the address.
So ciao Robert.
- Bye.
- It was nice to meet you.
Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
- I'm gonna bring
you to the door.
- Yes.
- Did he tell you
the story about the museum?
- Yes I don't wanna
hear it anymore.
(doorbell ringing)
- Oh I think (mumbling).
- I think that you.
- Is enough for you.
- No, no, please don't.
- Guys, meet Leon.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hi, Leon.
- Leon.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hey, Emma.
- Hey, Moe.
- Make yourself comfortable.
- So anyone wants some tina?
- Who's Tina?
- Ice
- I'm good on that,
I'm fine with speed.
- All right, anyone else?
- No.
- I've never done it before
but I'll do it for you
(indistinct).
- Be careful with it,
tina is really strong,
stronger than anything
I've ever done before
and I've been around the
block a couple of times.
- She's gonna be fine,
giving it in small doses.
- Oh it's really strong,
so be careful if I was you.
- I'll try it mate.
(indistinct)
- Hmm-mm.
- Leon, Martin wants to
do a photo shoot of us,
as a couple.
- What kind of photo shoot?
- Oh it's a playful one, so
you shouldn't have a problem
with being naked but
it's not pornographic
because pornography
makes nudity dull
and I try to make
it interesting.
- Sure we can try.
- Great.
- Cheers for that.
- Yeah.
Dance with you.
(upbeat music)
- Nora do you mind me
playing with his hair?
- Go ahead, darling
whatever you want.
- Can I touch your nipple?
- Sure.
- So nice of you to be here.
So nice (indistinct).
- Hopefully.
- I'm good, I'm so (high).
- How long are
you guys together?
- Together, together?
- Like where did
you meet each other?
- Where?
- Where, where?
(indistinct)
Really?
- Yeah.
- I really like how you dance.
- Oh thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- Right, that is so nice.
- Thank you.
- Oh thank you.
(upbeat music)
- Let's go.
(dramatic music)
- You know, I've never
been with a woman,
what do you think of Ema?
- She's very nice.
- What do you think
about a threesome?
I think I wanna try it.
- If that's what you wanna
do, I'll do it for you.
- I know you also like Emma
I saw you looking
at her earlier.
- I don't know what
you think you saw,
but I'm not into her that way.
I think we can have fun but
only if that's what you want.
- Okay.
- And I think I wanna
do the photoshoot
with Martin alone
just because you know,
it's less pressure that way.
- Okay.
- In that case I have an idea,
I'd like to shoot you surrounded
by your childhood toys.
(indistinct)
- I'm fine, I always drive,
just get in the car please.
Get in the car.
- Come on it's really dangerous,
let's go upstairs and
sleep at my place.
- It's gonna be fine, all right,
I promise you I
bring us home safely.
I promise you.
Come on, close the door.
(engine revving)
- [Nora] Hey Leon,
I'm really worried
about you and all
those drugs you take.
I can't do this anymore but
please know that I'm always
here for you if
you ever need help.
- Fuck.
I put it on walking
instead of driving.
Shit.
So, you wanna put it in again.
Thank you.
- I think you didn't
turn on the lights.
- Oh true, that would
have been interesting.
(phone message ringing)
Stop getting on my nerves,
I'm perfectly capable
of taking care of
myself all right?
- Say my guardian
is not at home.
- Louder.
- My guardian is not at home.
My guardian is not at home.
- Okay.
- I love China.
- Yes, you love China.
- And I love high heels.
- And you love high heels.
- Hey guys.
- I'll say it later.
- Hey Nora.
- What are you guys up to?
- Well, we were having a moment.
- I see.
- Yeah.
- And this is Hubert.
- Nice to meet you Hubert.
- Likewise.
- And Hubert is a bitcoin miner.
- Which means?
- I add transactions
to the public ledger of Bitcoin.
I have to keep the
blockchain consistent.
Every time the transactions
are being broadcasting,
I have to group
them into a block,
then the block is
transferred to a network
and (validated by)
recipient blocks.
Those blocks are linked to
previous broadcasted blocks.
Thus you have a chain of blocks.
- Now I get it.
- Yes.
- Nice suit.
- Easy, hand made,
my tailor is in Milan.
I have seven of them in
different shades of dark blue.
- [Nora] Nice.
- I'm sure it was a good
year for the mining industry.
- Hmm-mm.
- And he also got
waxed down there today.
- Completely?
- I don't feel pain.
- Good for you.
- Besides I hate sweating, uh.
- [Nora] But hair removal
doesn't remove sweating though.
- Sure it feels cleaner though.
- [Nora] Somebody
likes to be in control.
- Mm, I'm sure he
loves to get messy too.
(doorbell ringing)
- I think that
Lucky just arrived.
Let me get him.
- Not my hairs, not my hairs.
- It's fine.
- Whoa, hey.
- Martin, Hubert.
- Uh, hi.
- Hey.
- I brought these you
know because I thought
there was gonna be a big party.
- It is a big party.
- German, English,
sorry I didn't ask.
- Anything goes.
- English is better.
- Do you wanna mix it with
Coke or just out of the box.
- No, good like
this, yeah thank you.
- Want a glass maybe.
- Oh here,
you can have this one.
- Okay, cool thank you.
- Are you from Berlin?
- Yeah, yeah,
I'm born and raised
in (Kreuzberg).
My parents they were
like these local hippies
and used to take me to
these Daime meetings,
gatherings at a child.
- What gatherings?
- Daime.
- Daime,
oh fuck, what is it, it's
this shamanistic ritual thing
that they do in South
America, you know they meet up
in a forest and hop and dance
and sing around a bonfire.
I don't know.
And then they drink ayewaska.
- Ayewaska.
- Sorry?
- [Man] Ayahuasca yeah,
that's what they drink.
It's a psychedelic tea and
you just trip your balls off
I guess.
I had some pretty
amazing fucking
near death experiences with it.
- Get out.
- Yeah.
- Isn't it dangerous?
- Yeah, very much so,
yeah it is dangerous.
The last time I did it, I
thought I was gonna die,
it's fucking amazing.
- Why do it then?
- I don't know.
- Some people like psychedelics.
- Yeah.
- Others get high on money,
equally risky isn't it?
- [Hubert] I don't think
you know much about money.
- True.
- [Martin] Lucky
will you take me
the next time you
do the ayawaska?
- As a matter of fact I don't
live with my parents anymore
so I guess no.
- Oh please.
- I'll take her.
- All right,
going back to the boring stuff,
do you study or work?
- At the moment I just
retook my (Abitur).
I'm pretty proud of that yeah.
You know, I missed out on a
lot of school as a teenager
because of drugs and shit.
Yeah, I actually even
sold guns at one point.
- Which is probably
also very dangerous.
- I was selling guns too,
(centrefire) rifles for hunting.
- I can believe that.
- I went myself a few
times hunting for red deer
in the (Fichtel Gebirge).
- Did you kill any?
- No, didn't have any luck.
- Well, that's
getting too morbid,
like killing deers.
Guys can you name the seven
deadly sins in German?
- Seven deadly sins, hmm.
- Give it a try.
- Yes.
- Sloth,
for an example.
Speaking in German
there you are, you're back.
- Yeah it's drunkard
and for example, lust.
- Do you have a lighter.
- Yeah sure.
- Can't you name them?
- The lust,
Speaking in German
- You like that?
- Did you make that yourself?
- Sure, I make everything.
- Free, just like
your (indistinct).
- I make all of it, yeah.
- Are you into women or men.
- Women obviously.
- Obviously.
- She's a man though.
- I think so.
- Oh Lucky.
- I'm just saying.
- My goddess.
- Your goddess.
- You never know the way it is.
- And I think you're repressed.
- Me?
- Yes.
- Oh, express yourself,
don't repress yourself.
- Martin wants to sing.
- Oh yes, do you want me
to sing.
- Yes.
- Yes, we do yes, yes.
- Well, if you want,
if you insist, put it on.
- Put it on then.
- Put it on.
- Are you ready?
- Open it, I'm ready.
Singing in Italian
(group clapping)
- Bravo.
- Whoa.
- That was great.
- Beautiful.
- Thank you.
- It's classy.
- Yeah, thank you.
How about I take
pictures of you two.
- What pictures?
- Yeah, pictures.
- What kind of pictures.
- Camera.
Now good, good.
Nora, yep move a
little back backwards,
yeah, lean stretch your
neck a little bit more.
That hand is really
good there, lucky,
keep it on the back
and push exactly.
Oh that's it.
Show me some neck, Nora.
Go around.
Yeah, that's really good
with the back, exactly.
Now keep your hand on the ass.
That's good yeah.
This one's really good
guys, you're doing good job.
Perfect, that's good.
You can turn, you can kneel.
Yeah, do a jump.
Hold his face, that's it.
That's a good contrast.
Yes, yes, that's it, that's
a great (indistinct).
Play with each
other, really good.
Yes, yes, that's really good.
Exactly, that's what I want.
Yes, grab her by the
waist exactly that's it.
That's it.
- Can I see you on Wednesday.
- I've got football
training on Wednesday
and I'm on the starting team,
so I can't really do Wednesday.
- Why can't you?
- Perfect, perfect,
we got that shot.
Good.
(slow music)
- I don't know if this
is too early to say this
but I think I'm gonna
fall in love with you,
like really I love you honestly.
- I love you too.
- Can I kiss you?
(slow music)
- I'm pregnant.
I'm calling you from
my gynecologist.
It's my decision
to keep the baby.
(crowd chattering)
(upbeat band music)
(slow music)
(cheerleaders cheering)
(people chattering)
(cheerleaders cheering)
Lucky, Lucky!
(cheerleaders cheering)
(rain pouring)
(phone message ringing)
- [Lucky] You can't
really do this to me.
Do you know it was an accident.
Yeah, I...
Well, you don't really want
me as a father anyways,
well actually I'm not
ready to be a father.
I'm sorry, I need to go.
- Lucky.
- Lucky?
- Have you seen Lucky?
- He isn't here.
- He already left.
- Should I take this?
- Hey, hey.
(men laughing)
(Nora laughing)
(fabric ripping)
(Nora giggling)
(people chattering)
(lion growling)
(engines revving)
(engines revving)
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Did you follow me here?
- Do you have any plans
for later?
- I was about
to go out for a run.
(footsteps stomping)
(tea kettle brewing)
(pleasant piano music)
(keys jingling)
(footsteps running)
(footsteps jumping)
(shower running)
- I'm just visiting friends in
Berlin, I'm actually Polish.
However after my gap
year I moved to Romania.
I'm a blacksmith and I've
got my own workshop there.
- Cool and what kind
of stuff do you make?
- Tools, fences,
really sharp knives.
- Sharper than the
ones in stores.
- Ah, yeah, much sharper.
You can't buy those in stores.
(horn honking)
- I've gotta leave now
but let's stay in touch
on Instagram.
- Yeah, I'd love that.
- Yeah.
This is for the coffee.
- Bye.
- Ciao.
(upbeat music)
- What's cooking good looking?
- Oh, hey, I'm
waiting for a date.
- Oh you go girl.
What can I get you
ladies tonight?
- I'll have a gin tonic.
- And I'll go for a
martini please, thank you.
- Coming right up.
- So, who else is coming?
- Oscar, I met him
on tinder tinder
- Cool, is he hot?
- Obviously
or I wouldn't have
swiped right on him.
He's 26.
- 26.
Oh gosh, I don't think
I'd sleep with someone
young enough to be my son.
- Bullshit, you
know I like boys.
I mean, not minors but
the younger the better.
As long as their age
is not illegal, okay?
- Well, those 20 somethings
they are still babies.
- Oh, they're so
naive and playful,
really I find that
really interesting.
- [Woman] And how's the sex
with the one coming tonight?
- Fantastic, except
for his fetish,
he's really into anal,
so I have to fuck him
with a strap on.
- Some romance.
- So you just meet to fuck?
- No, I really like him.
Why would you think that?
You know, he's laid back
and funny and charming.
- Oh ho, for a woman like you,
he has to make some effort.
- [Nora] You're
simply into older men.
- Well, of course, I
mean, the young guys
they may have the
better looks, sure
but when it gets to a
relationship, I mean,
I'm much for the older man.
You know, Andres, for
example, my current boyfriend,
he's 53.
He's divorced, he has two kids.
I am very much into experience,
grey temples and
wisdom, this roughness
Like, you know, a real
man, not children.
- Disgusting, I can't
stand older men.
- Oh come on, Andres
is very attractive
He's from Vienna, you know?
- Is he a cannibal?
- Excuse me?
- Vienna's full of cannibals.
- What?
- It's a thing.
(women laughing)
- Oh the Rothenburg
cannibal was German
Oh you mean the
Natasha Kampush case?
The girl was locked in by
her father in their basement
for about eight years.
- Exactly, yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
- Yeah.
Well, you know, I'm
just, I just love this
Austrian gallows humor.
It's their very own
sort of dark fun.
- It's the only way
for them to deal
with their bad
conscience of having
given us Hitler.
- Well I think I'd
find your young guys
way too inexperienced,
sexually and otherwise.
Cocky fresh flesh
- I think interesting
personality has
nothing to do with age
I've met some really
precocious 20-year-olds.
And I myself refuse to grow up,
I'm a big child, you know?
I'm sure I can spend hours
laughing at TikTok videos
and what's more one
can learn so much
from each other's
generation gap.
You know, opposites
attract and all.
- Regardless kids aren't all
just innocent and playful
as they can still be messed up.
- You said it.
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Mm.
Ah, he says he's
coming with his cousin.
- His older cousin, I hope.
- Well, I have no idea,
I've never met him.
- I'll be right back.
- Hmm-mm.
- Oh, hello, I see
you guys met already.
- I saw them entering so
I just waved. I was sure
one of them was your date.
- Hello.
- Nora- stunning as always and
you smell good. Tobi
- my cousin cousin.
- Nice to meet you.
- Enchant.
Nice genes you have
in your family.
- So what are you drinking?
- I have a gin and tonic.
- Martini.
- Cheers.
- Tell me, how old are you?
- 19.
(woman laughing)
- Right.
- I can show you my ID.
- Oh, no, don't freak
out, I'm not the police.
(woman giggling)
- So, how about a foursome?
- Well, I'm taken, my
boyfriend's waiting
for me at home.
- [Man] Just tell him
you're going to be late.
- I'm not dressed to
play tonight, honey.
- Who cares?
- You're quite pushy.
19 and doesn't take
no for an answer.
- So you're coming.
- Wanna see my nipples,
they are quite sensitive
(people laughing)
- He's into nipple play.
- Wanna see my nipple piercing?
- Ooh, very nice.
(people laughing)
- Wanna lick it,
I'll lick yours too.
- You're a little
pervert aren't you?
- You bet, I'm also very
experienced with older ladies.
- Are you single?
- Yes.
- I thought you are not into
babies, only wise old men.
- I'm not, I am in
an open relationship.
- [Woman] Are you?
- Truth to be told,
my cousin's 17.
(man laughing)
(people laughing)
- Relax, they don't mind.man.
- [Woman] You're not
allowed to drink that.
(woman chuckling)
My dear.
- Yeah.
- Thank you so much.
(indistinct)
- Goodnight.
- So you are not coming?
- Next time, Batman
(woman laughing)
(man laughing)
- Well, let's go.
(man hollering)
(woman laughing)
Wanna come to my place tonight?
- Okay.
- Do you mind if Toby comes
with us, he likes to watch?
- Mm.
- I once watched him having
sex with a woman in her 50s.
- Was she attractive?
- Yeah very attractive.
- So come on, With
you it will surely
be more exciting. You are so
hot and dreamy and special.
(woman laughing)
Many times we'll
drink, ready oh.
(upbeat music)
(woman laughing)
I drive all night
I drive 16 wheels
start it up fight
(woman laughing)
Here I fuck
I'm rolling down the
stairs too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
too drunk to fuck
To drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk
I know it's crazy
(toilet flushing)
(couple moaning)
(phone message ringing)
(engine revving)
- Hi, you look gorgeous,
may I make an offer
you can't refuse?
- Go on.
- No, no, first you
must promise to say yes.
- I don't appreciate
these kinds of games.
- Oh wait, just give
me a second wait here.
Don't move, yes, just
stay here one second.
- All right.
- Flower for you.
(woman laughing)
- Where did you get it from?
So you were saying?
- I came all the way from
Egypt for a swinger party
at my friend's place.
- An orgy.
- Yeah, so are you gonna
be my date for the night
and I won't allow anyone
else to touch you.
(woman laughing)
- The jealous type.
- Indeed.
- Sounds interesting.
- Do you have a pen.
- A pen?
- Yeah, to write your number.
(engines revving)
- I don't have a paper though.
- Did I ask for paper.
(woman laughing)
- N for?
- Just Nora.
(engines revving)
(upbeat music)
- I'll have an
(indistinct) please.
(upbeat music)
- Vegan-version, a friend of
mine gave me like this recipe
the other day and I was, I
think I was trying it out.
- Mm, it's very good.
- Thank you.
Hmm yeah very good...
- Thank you.
- Thank you for coming
I appreciate it.
Wow.
- So you are single?
- Yes.
- [Woman] Nora is into younger
guys like boys in their 20s.
- So it's just sex.
- No not at all.
I'm always asked
the same question.
It's just what I prefer.
How long are you guys together?
- 17 years.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- Cool,an old school couple.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- [Man] And we've been
married for seven.
- [Woman] Yes.
- Do you have children?
- Yes, two boys.
16 and 4.
- Cute.
- So, how do you meet
these young guys?
- Dating apps or just
like that on the street
or in cafes.
(people chuckling)
- We often wondered if
we are missing anything
with all these new dating
apps and stuff going around.
- Did we?
- Just asking.
- Well, I feel really truly
young for the first time
in my life.
I felt much older
when I was younger.
Back then I used to
believe that I have to stay
in a relationship
even if it's toxic.
Yeah, I just thought it was
supposed to be like that,
I didn't know any better.
And it was also much
harder to meet men.
Yeah, so dating apps offer
you new possibilities
and real diversity of age,
nationalities, professions,
sexual preferences,
it's fantastic.
- So, how's it going
with your young guys,
your 20 somethings?
- Actually not so
great at the moment.
Oscar just left to
Leipzig for work.
- [Woman] Oh pity,
I'm sorry about that.
- Yeah.
- [Woman] What about
his cousin, Toby?
- He was into you.
- Ooh.
(people laughing)
- Don't you worry,
maybe you should.
- Yeah, I'd better.
- I don't understand
your tastes or preference
or however you wish to call it.
The majority of young guys
sees in an older women a mom.
Now Oedipus Complex
is not a new thing
but with all the MILF
porn these guys watch
I think it's much
easier for them
to overcome their
inhibitions and approach
a much more mature woman
as kind of a fetish object.
Besides, they can't offer
you any financial stability
and they aren't interested
in starting a family,
so you're either
being used for sex
or you're on the fast track
to becoming a single mother.
- Have you considered therapy?
- Anyone fancy a refill?
- Yeah.
- I thought so.
- Great.
- Okay.
- You know the way I
see it, men over 30
have already given into
society's expectations
but younger men
on the other hand,
the ones who are still on the
way to becoming actual men,
they are spontaneous
and witty and creative.
They have much deeper and
undisguised understanding
of sensibility.
And what's more, experience
doesn't always guarantee wisdom
It does guarantee the
readiness to accept compromise
and self-denial and
the loss of the ability
to feel things so intensely.
And I don't care about money.
I make enough money to
take care of myself.
They could be getting
pocket money from Daddy,
they could be homeless,
I couldn't care less.
You know, I would
take them either way.
They can go and rob a bank.
(people laughing)
- Do you wanna see a picture
of our oldest son, he's 16.
- Sure.
Sweet, he's very
pretty like a girl.
- What do you mean like a girl.
- He's very similar to you.
- Thanks.
- [Nora] You're welcome.
- Yeah, I wouldn't mind if he
brings home an
older girl than him.
Yeah.
- [Nora] Does he have
a girlfriend already?
- Only a girl best
friend for now.
But he speaks in one
word sentences only
when it comes to relationships.
It's puberty.
- That's sweet.
- He's very good,
he's a soccer player.
(phone message ringing)
- Hi.
- Hey.
- I'm Nora.
- Leon, hey.
So you wanna go inside?
- Yeah.
- Hello.
- Hello.
(upbeat music)
- I study law and
economics and (Magdeburg)
this semester and
I'm also training,
I should say I'm
training in hypnosis
like my father, he
has his own practice
over in Friedrichshain.
- Do you live by yourself?
- Well, when I'm in Berlin
I stay over at his place.
Even though he turned my
room into a storage space,
but I still got my bed, so.
I could show you someday.
- Are you nervous?
- Yeah, a little.
I just, you know,
I've just never been
with an older woman
before, older than me.
My mom's just five years
older than you are.
And my sister and I, we stayed
with her after the divorce.
- Your eyelashes are so pretty.
- But I'm not a pussy.
- I never said you were.
How old are you?
- What do you think?
- And what does a
hypnotherapist do?
- I help people get through
withdrawal and phobias.
And I help my father
with the (accounting).
- I'm a claustrophobic, can't
ever step into an elevator.
- Perfect, than
I can't help you.
- Cute.
Do you wanna have children?
- No, I mean, maybe
after I graduate
and I find a proper job.
- You know, if you have
a dimple in the middle
of your chin, then
you're gonna have a girl.
- Really?
- Yes.
- Well, there's the beard
so you can't see it.
- Then it stays a mystery.
(doorbell ringing)
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Come in.
- Thank you.
- How are you?
- Pretty good,
how are you?
- Good.
- So that's my father's flat.
- Yeah.
- That's kind of the
living room area, you know,
- Oh it's great.
There's the kitchen
and we eat here.
Oh and that's like the heart
of the flat, the balcony.
- Oh.
- Yeah,
you can watch
completely over Berlin,
so it's really nice.
- Are you a virgin?
- No.
Actually, I broke up
with my ex-girlfriend
a few weeks ago.
It was a pretty toxic
relationship with a girl my age.
- So you're just seeking for
comfort in an older woman?
- Maybe.
No, I believe that,
you know, if it fits,
age is just a number.
- [TV Host] Of independent
television station
has resigned live on air.
(keys jangling)
(door slamming)
(footsteps approaching)
- Now here you are.
- Hi.
- Hello, I'm Nora.
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(food frying)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(knife chopping)
(doorbell ringing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
- Hi, Paul.
- Hi.
- This is my girlfriend, Nina.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
(glasses clinking)
(speaking in foreign language)
- (Hey) guys, thanks.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- It's funny that their age
difference is similar to ours.
- You mean that you
should be dating her?
- No, I'm not attracted to her.
What I meant was when
it comes to dating,
age is not an issue
in our family.
Shall we go inside?
- Yes.
(indistinct)
- Nice, thanks guys.
- So how did you
guys meet each other?
- I met Nina at a hypnosis
conference outside the city.
I know she's too young for me
but I just couldn't help
falling in love with her.
- Do you think that my
relationship with your son
is inappropriate?
- I find that's funny.
- My grandma's against
their relationship
even though she broke all
social rules herself once
by marrying my step-grandfather
who used to be a woman
before he had sex
reassignment surgery.
(Nora laughing)
- So you your step-grandfather
is a transexual?
- Hmm-mm.
(Nora laughing)
- Nice family you got here.
- I know.
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
- Here.
- Wow.
Oh look at his eyelashes,
he's so pretty.
- Right.
- Oh I wanna make
pictures of you both,
do you think he'll agree?
- I'll ask him, we're
hanging out again next week.
- Or you can invite him
on Thursday at our party
Emma and Moe are gonna be there.
I'm sure you're gonna love them.
- I'll ask them.
- Yeah, great, please.
- By the way, would you
mind coming to pick me up
after my social
freezing surgery?
- Of course I'm gonna
do it, no worries.
- I will give you the exact
date as soon as I know.
- Hmm, great I'm there.
- Thank you.
(engine revving)
Thank you darling.
- You're welcome.
- Don't you (mumbling) you
wanna buy me a new one?
- No, don't have the money.
- Preparing you some?
- Hmm-mm.
- You want one?
(doorbell ringing)
- Back in a minute.
(upbeat music)
Here's the boys.
- Hello.
- Hey.
- Want a beer?
- Yes, please.
I'll sit here.
- Here.
- Put my bag.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- You want one.
- Thank you.
- Oh.
- You wanna try?
- Yeah.
- Be careful,
it's a little strong.
(man laughing)
- I'll do it for you.
- It's gonna be all right.
(Nora laughing)
Are you two together?
- Yeah, she's my girlfriend.
- How old are you?
- I'm 38.
- For real, you look
like 20 something.
- Thank you.
(people laughing)
That's the magic
of a good work out
and a good sleep
and not having kids.
oh and I quit smoking
six years ago.
- Cheers.
- Cool.
- You wanna join
our snap chat group?
- Why do you have
a snap chat group?
(people laughing)
- Anytime any of
us takes a shit,
he sends a picture to the group
and the other guys rate it.
- How would you rate my artwork.
- Ooh disgusting.
- It's fine, though,
it looks great man.
- Dude, it's a nine.
(people laughing)
- Oh come on.
It's probably a
generational thing.
- How do you guys
know each other?
- I went to school with Conrad.
- Hmm-mm.
- And I met Robert
through Discord?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Discord.
- That's a gaming thing.
- Okay.
- Like a PlayStation.
- PlayStation,
I don't that either.
- What?
- Is this also a
generational thing?
- And Robert's girlfriend
got pregnant awhile ago.
You know, a broken
condom and they are
gonna keep the kid.
- Really?
- They met on tinder
and immediately clicked.
so it's fine.
That's how it goes bro.
(people laughing)
- Aren't you a bit too
young to become a father?
- Why should I be too young?
- Well, if my question
bothers you so much,
then you're probably
pretty much insecure
about the whole thing.
- What about you?
Don't you wanna have kids?
- Maybe, I'd like to
focus on my career first.
- Isn't it a little
bit too late for you
to have kids anyway.
- Ever heard of social freezing?
- [Conrad] Is that freezing
your social media or something?
(people laughing)
- No.
(people laughing)
A woman can have her eggs
frozen and stored at a clinic.
I did it last week.
Now I have three
frozen eggs stored away
and I can fully focus
on my artistic career.
Yeah and then once I'm
established in my career
and in a committed relationship,
then I can use those
eggs and become pregnant
through in vitro.
- That's smart.
(dramatic music)
- You sure?
- I'll take a little.
- All right.
- I'm hungry, are you?
- Yes.
- All right, let's
go get some food.
- Oh thanks.
So maybe I just skip this.
- Yeah.
- You know the way I see it,
the reason why waste 15 years
of my life raising a child
when I'm not happy
with my career.
- Oh you have a point but I
still think there are many women
who want to marry a
rich guy and have kids.
I mean, women themselves
are the ones responsible
for the existence
of (patriarchy).
- Yeah, well, so what,
if those women exist,
still we should all have
the choice to decide
if we wanna have
career before family.
- Hmm, I get that.
- Social freezing gives
the woman the freedom
for self-realization
and to be with someone
they truly love and not
someone who's considered
to be a proper
provider for a family.
- [Conrad] Uh that's true.
- Men have biological
clocks too you know?
I mean, smoking and taking drugs
are known to cause infertility.
Maybe you should
freeze your sperm too.
- Me?
- Yes,
what do you think
your sperm tastes like
after all the things you take?
- My sperm's premium
quality dude.
- Sure thing dude.
You're the age-sensitive
one not me.
I need my glasses for that.
Before we know it,
- our planet is going
to change so much
you won't even recognize it.
Thank you.
Designer babies, you're
gonna be able to pick out
your kid's face
features, size, gender.
- It's gonna be sick.
I mean, when we are
allowed to decide
to decide eye colors, it'll
just be a matter of time
before the next racial
fascist fantasy becomes true.
have you watched
(the film Gattaca)?
- Yes, but you know,
I found the concept
of limiting ourselves to
naturally conceived children
very outdated.
Yeah, like wings, gills,
different kind of organs
to ensure surviving
on other planets.
Genetic (optimisation)
and immortality.
There's this jellyfish that if
it's not eaten by other fish
can just live forever.
- What?
- I mean,
aging isn't a biological
process, it's mechanical.
- You should totally
reproduce though,
you have good genes.
(Conrad laughing)
- Thank you.
(upbeat music)
- I gotta get going.
- Okay.
- It was very, very
nice to meet you.
- It was a pleasure.
- And thanks for everything.
- Bye.
- Bye.
I have to leave now.
- Hmm-mm.
- Are you going home
tonight or you staying here?
- I'm gonna sleep here.
- Okay.
But I'll see you on Thursday.
- For sure.
- I'll send you
the address.
So ciao Robert.
- Bye.
- It was nice to meet you.
Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
- I'm gonna bring
you to the door.
- Yes.
- Did he tell you
the story about the museum?
- Yes I don't wanna
hear it anymore.
(doorbell ringing)
- Oh I think (mumbling).
- I think that you.
- Is enough for you.
- No, no, please don't.
- Guys, meet Leon.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hi, Leon.
- Leon.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hey, Emma.
- Hey, Moe.
- Make yourself comfortable.
- So anyone wants some tina?
- Who's Tina?
- Ice
- I'm good on that,
I'm fine with speed.
- All right, anyone else?
- No.
- I've never done it before
but I'll do it for you
(indistinct).
- Be careful with it,
tina is really strong,
stronger than anything
I've ever done before
and I've been around the
block a couple of times.
- She's gonna be fine,
giving it in small doses.
- Oh it's really strong,
so be careful if I was you.
- I'll try it mate.
(indistinct)
- Hmm-mm.
- Leon, Martin wants to
do a photo shoot of us,
as a couple.
- What kind of photo shoot?
- Oh it's a playful one, so
you shouldn't have a problem
with being naked but
it's not pornographic
because pornography
makes nudity dull
and I try to make
it interesting.
- Sure we can try.
- Great.
- Cheers for that.
- Yeah.
Dance with you.
(upbeat music)
- Nora do you mind me
playing with his hair?
- Go ahead, darling
whatever you want.
- Can I touch your nipple?
- Sure.
- So nice of you to be here.
So nice (indistinct).
- Hopefully.
- I'm good, I'm so (high).
- How long are
you guys together?
- Together, together?
- Like where did
you meet each other?
- Where?
- Where, where?
(indistinct)
Really?
- Yeah.
- I really like how you dance.
- Oh thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- Right, that is so nice.
- Thank you.
- Oh thank you.
(upbeat music)
- Let's go.
(dramatic music)
- You know, I've never
been with a woman,
what do you think of Ema?
- She's very nice.
- What do you think
about a threesome?
I think I wanna try it.
- If that's what you wanna
do, I'll do it for you.
- I know you also like Emma
I saw you looking
at her earlier.
- I don't know what
you think you saw,
but I'm not into her that way.
I think we can have fun but
only if that's what you want.
- Okay.
- And I think I wanna
do the photoshoot
with Martin alone
just because you know,
it's less pressure that way.
- Okay.
- In that case I have an idea,
I'd like to shoot you surrounded
by your childhood toys.
(indistinct)
- I'm fine, I always drive,
just get in the car please.
Get in the car.
- Come on it's really dangerous,
let's go upstairs and
sleep at my place.
- It's gonna be fine, all right,
I promise you I
bring us home safely.
I promise you.
Come on, close the door.
(engine revving)
- [Nora] Hey Leon,
I'm really worried
about you and all
those drugs you take.
I can't do this anymore but
please know that I'm always
here for you if
you ever need help.
- Fuck.
I put it on walking
instead of driving.
Shit.
So, you wanna put it in again.
Thank you.
- I think you didn't
turn on the lights.
- Oh true, that would
have been interesting.
(phone message ringing)
Stop getting on my nerves,
I'm perfectly capable
of taking care of
myself all right?
- Say my guardian
is not at home.
- Louder.
- My guardian is not at home.
My guardian is not at home.
- Okay.
- I love China.
- Yes, you love China.
- And I love high heels.
- And you love high heels.
- Hey guys.
- I'll say it later.
- Hey Nora.
- What are you guys up to?
- Well, we were having a moment.
- I see.
- Yeah.
- And this is Hubert.
- Nice to meet you Hubert.
- Likewise.
- And Hubert is a bitcoin miner.
- Which means?
- I add transactions
to the public ledger of Bitcoin.
I have to keep the
blockchain consistent.
Every time the transactions
are being broadcasting,
I have to group
them into a block,
then the block is
transferred to a network
and (validated by)
recipient blocks.
Those blocks are linked to
previous broadcasted blocks.
Thus you have a chain of blocks.
- Now I get it.
- Yes.
- Nice suit.
- Easy, hand made,
my tailor is in Milan.
I have seven of them in
different shades of dark blue.
- [Nora] Nice.
- I'm sure it was a good
year for the mining industry.
- Hmm-mm.
- And he also got
waxed down there today.
- Completely?
- I don't feel pain.
- Good for you.
- Besides I hate sweating, uh.
- [Nora] But hair removal
doesn't remove sweating though.
- Sure it feels cleaner though.
- [Nora] Somebody
likes to be in control.
- Mm, I'm sure he
loves to get messy too.
(doorbell ringing)
- I think that
Lucky just arrived.
Let me get him.
- Not my hairs, not my hairs.
- It's fine.
- Whoa, hey.
- Martin, Hubert.
- Uh, hi.
- Hey.
- I brought these you
know because I thought
there was gonna be a big party.
- It is a big party.
- German, English,
sorry I didn't ask.
- Anything goes.
- English is better.
- Do you wanna mix it with
Coke or just out of the box.
- No, good like
this, yeah thank you.
- Want a glass maybe.
- Oh here,
you can have this one.
- Okay, cool thank you.
- Are you from Berlin?
- Yeah, yeah,
I'm born and raised
in (Kreuzberg).
My parents they were
like these local hippies
and used to take me to
these Daime meetings,
gatherings at a child.
- What gatherings?
- Daime.
- Daime,
oh fuck, what is it, it's
this shamanistic ritual thing
that they do in South
America, you know they meet up
in a forest and hop and dance
and sing around a bonfire.
I don't know.
And then they drink ayewaska.
- Ayewaska.
- Sorry?
- [Man] Ayahuasca yeah,
that's what they drink.
It's a psychedelic tea and
you just trip your balls off
I guess.
I had some pretty
amazing fucking
near death experiences with it.
- Get out.
- Yeah.
- Isn't it dangerous?
- Yeah, very much so,
yeah it is dangerous.
The last time I did it, I
thought I was gonna die,
it's fucking amazing.
- Why do it then?
- I don't know.
- Some people like psychedelics.
- Yeah.
- Others get high on money,
equally risky isn't it?
- [Hubert] I don't think
you know much about money.
- True.
- [Martin] Lucky
will you take me
the next time you
do the ayawaska?
- As a matter of fact I don't
live with my parents anymore
so I guess no.
- Oh please.
- I'll take her.
- All right,
going back to the boring stuff,
do you study or work?
- At the moment I just
retook my (Abitur).
I'm pretty proud of that yeah.
You know, I missed out on a
lot of school as a teenager
because of drugs and shit.
Yeah, I actually even
sold guns at one point.
- Which is probably
also very dangerous.
- I was selling guns too,
(centrefire) rifles for hunting.
- I can believe that.
- I went myself a few
times hunting for red deer
in the (Fichtel Gebirge).
- Did you kill any?
- No, didn't have any luck.
- Well, that's
getting too morbid,
like killing deers.
Guys can you name the seven
deadly sins in German?
- Seven deadly sins, hmm.
- Give it a try.
- Yes.
- Sloth,
for an example.
Speaking in German
there you are, you're back.
- Yeah it's drunkard
and for example, lust.
- Do you have a lighter.
- Yeah sure.
- Can't you name them?
- The lust,
Speaking in German
- You like that?
- Did you make that yourself?
- Sure, I make everything.
- Free, just like
your (indistinct).
- I make all of it, yeah.
- Are you into women or men.
- Women obviously.
- Obviously.
- She's a man though.
- I think so.
- Oh Lucky.
- I'm just saying.
- My goddess.
- Your goddess.
- You never know the way it is.
- And I think you're repressed.
- Me?
- Yes.
- Oh, express yourself,
don't repress yourself.
- Martin wants to sing.
- Oh yes, do you want me
to sing.
- Yes.
- Yes, we do yes, yes.
- Well, if you want,
if you insist, put it on.
- Put it on then.
- Put it on.
- Are you ready?
- Open it, I'm ready.
Singing in Italian
(group clapping)
- Bravo.
- Whoa.
- That was great.
- Beautiful.
- Thank you.
- It's classy.
- Yeah, thank you.
How about I take
pictures of you two.
- What pictures?
- Yeah, pictures.
- What kind of pictures.
- Camera.
Now good, good.
Nora, yep move a
little back backwards,
yeah, lean stretch your
neck a little bit more.
That hand is really
good there, lucky,
keep it on the back
and push exactly.
Oh that's it.
Show me some neck, Nora.
Go around.
Yeah, that's really good
with the back, exactly.
Now keep your hand on the ass.
That's good yeah.
This one's really good
guys, you're doing good job.
Perfect, that's good.
You can turn, you can kneel.
Yeah, do a jump.
Hold his face, that's it.
That's a good contrast.
Yes, yes, that's it, that's
a great (indistinct).
Play with each
other, really good.
Yes, yes, that's really good.
Exactly, that's what I want.
Yes, grab her by the
waist exactly that's it.
That's it.
- Can I see you on Wednesday.
- I've got football
training on Wednesday
and I'm on the starting team,
so I can't really do Wednesday.
- Why can't you?
- Perfect, perfect,
we got that shot.
Good.
(slow music)
- I don't know if this
is too early to say this
but I think I'm gonna
fall in love with you,
like really I love you honestly.
- I love you too.
- Can I kiss you?
(slow music)
- I'm pregnant.
I'm calling you from
my gynecologist.
It's my decision
to keep the baby.
(crowd chattering)
(upbeat band music)
(slow music)
(cheerleaders cheering)
(people chattering)
(cheerleaders cheering)
Lucky, Lucky!
(cheerleaders cheering)
(rain pouring)
(phone message ringing)
- [Lucky] You can't
really do this to me.
Do you know it was an accident.
Yeah, I...
Well, you don't really want
me as a father anyways,
well actually I'm not
ready to be a father.
I'm sorry, I need to go.
- Lucky.
- Lucky?
- Have you seen Lucky?
- He isn't here.
- He already left.
- Should I take this?
- Hey, hey.
(men laughing)
(Nora laughing)
(fabric ripping)
(Nora giggling)
(people chattering)
(lion growling)