The Vanishing Virginian (1942) Movie Script

Don't let that dog out!
I gotta let him out, he's been
in the house all night.
Hold him back!
Hold him back, Joel!
Hold him back, he'll kill the cat!
Come on, Kurt, we don't wanna
bother with that old cat.
Joel, you must teach Kurt
to bark more quietly.
- He'll wake your father.
- Kurt's after the cat.
- What cat?
- Cousin Dorothy's cat, Tabitha.
But that's ridiculous, Joel, Kurt
can't have cousin Dorothy's cat.
- Here's the paper, Mother.
- Thank you, dear.
Joel, you can't go to school
dressed like that.
But I'm not going to school today,
Mother, this is Saturday.
Saturday? Why, good heavens,
so it is.
Whatever became of Friday.
Rebecca!
Shhh! You'll wake your father.
Rebecca, how can you expect to be
an artist if you hate art?
But Mother, I don't want
to be an artist.
But your father has his heart set
on having an artist in the family.
- Then why doesn't he be the artist?
- Because he's a lawyer.
- Margaret, Margaret!
- Yes, Mother?
You must practice more quietly,
your father's sleeping.
Yes, Mother.
Sounds rather bumpy, Margaret.
Your father says it should float
like the sea.
Well, I can't make it flow,
Father or no Father.
Oh, he knows I don't want to be
a musician.
But your father wants a musician
in the family.
- Then why doesn't he be a musician?
- Because he's a lawyer.
But that's what I want to be,
a lawyer like Father.
Don't be silly, dear, ladies
aren't lawyers.
Why aren't ladies lawyers,
answer me that.
Because it isn't ladylike.
It's like, like...
Well, could you imagine a lady
driving an automobile?
Rosa!
- Rosa Yancey!
- Good morning, Mr. Yancey.
Where in the holy hen fish
are my clean clothes?
Mr. Yancey, you know perfectly well
that poor old Uncle Josh...
...came down with rheumatism as soon
as he got to the farm.
Bilious Bonapart, of all the
inefficient, incompetent...
Mr. Yancey, if you would consent to having
your clothes washed here in town...
...like other people,
then Uncle Josh wouldn't have to drive
clear to your mother's farm every week.
But I don't want my clothes to smell
of city smoke and garbage.
Please, Mr. Yancey, don't yell,
I can hear you.
If I can't yell at my own wife
in my own house,
where the holy Cana can I yell?
You're still District Attorney,
Mr. Yancey,
you have a perfectly lovely
courtroom in which to yell.
I don't have to yell in the
courtroom, rosebud.
Except at your cousin, Judge Stuart.
Judge Stuart is a very fine gentleman,
he has his clothes washed right
here in Lynchburg.
I want my clothes to smell of fresh spring
water and clean Bedford County Sunshine.
Petrified Peter, do you want me
to get vermin?
Mr. Yancey, none of the men in my family
ever use such language.
None of the men in your family
have enough imagination.
Robert, have you been using
my clean clothes again?
No! No, Father.
My last shirt and there's not
a button on it.
Hang it all, son! Before you get married,
you'd better learn to sew.
Or you'll go around dressed like
John the Baptist.
Yes, Father.
Good morning, Mother.
- Sugar, you take this.
- Yes, Grandma.
- And baby, you take the omelet.
- Yes, Grandma.
And don't drop that dish.
Well, here we go to Beulahland again.
With everything getting cold
before we get there.
I wish they'd put that dining room back
next to the kitchen where it belongs.
# Some talk of Alexander #
# And some of Hercules #
# Of Hector and Lysander #
# And such great names as these #
# But of all the world's great... #
Good morning!
Good morning, good morning...
You splinters of Adam.
Good morning, Rosa.
- What did you say, Mr. Yancey?
- I said good morning, Rosa.
Oh, we already met this morning,
Mr. Yancey.
Oh, yes, so we did, so we did...
Hinges of Hades!
Scat, you beast!
Oh, that's cousin Dorothy's cat.
She went to Richmond.
Well, I'd rather have cousin Dorothy's cat
in the house than cousin Dorothy.
At least the cat doesn't yowl everybody's
business from the back fence.
Joel.
Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts which we
are about to recieve from thy bounty, amen.
Amen.
And how's the music coming
along, Margaret?
Oh, wonderful, Father.
And Becky, how's my little
artist getting along?
Oh, wonderful, Father.
You see, Rosa, how easy it is to instill
ladylike qualities in our daughters?
- Yes, Mr. Yancey.
- Music, painting, dancing.
These are the proper... Where the holy
Hannah is my paper?
- What did you say, Mr. Yancey?
- The morning paper, where is it?
Oh, I haven't the faintest idea.
- Oh, oh yes, here it is.
- Hm, thank you.
Well, the war in the Balkans
is going on as usual.
- Well, bless my soul.
- What is it, Father?
- Nothing, nothing...
- Why, Father, your picture's in the paper.
- Look, Becky!
- Why, Father, you made a speech.
Mother, Father's made a speech.
Did you, Mr. Yancey?
At the Piedmont Club.
Mr. Robert Yancey, Prosecuting Attorney
for the city of Lynchburg,
now holding his sixth term,
made an apparently extemporaneous...
...but nevertheless biting speech
against Prohibition,
which those in the know, politically,
interpret as an opening volley...
...in his campaign for the seventh term.
Here we go again.
Now, now, Rosa, you know how
reporters are.
Mr. Yancey, you gave me your
solemn promise for years ago...
...that you would never run
for office again.
Well, let's not discuss it in front
of the children.
But it concerns the children.
You promised them as well as me.
Yes, I know, I...
By Jove, I've got to telephone...
Oh, Mr. Yancey.
Bilious Bonapart and naked Neptune,
my last clean shirt.
Emmeline, Emmeline, bring me a towel!
I'll get it, Mr. Yancey, sir.
Now what am I going to do,
go to the office in a blanket?
Rosa, a man wouldn't have to wait
an hour for a towel...
if you'd just move this dining room
back where it belongs next to the kitchen...
...and put the library up here
where it belongs.
- I will, Mr. Yancey, just...
- Just as soon as you get around to it.
Good morning, Mr. Yancey, sir.
- Good morning.
- Good morning, Uncle Josh!
- How's Grandma?
- Fine, mighty fine.
She says she'll be mighty glad when school is
out and you all came back to the farm again.
- I'll be glad to get there myself.
- Did you bring any strawberries, Uncle Josh?
Strawberries, and butter and potatoes.
Strawberries, butter and potatoes,
molten Methuselah!
Doesn't anyone in this household
realize that here I stand...
...with a coffee-soaked bosom waiting
for a clean shirt?
What you standing there for,
Josh Preston?
Didn't you hear the boss say
he needed a clean shirt?
Alright, Emmeline, I got it right here.
- Mr. Yancey.
- Yes, Rosa.
You'll be sure and have a talk
with me before you go?
Yes... Rosa.
- Buttons, by gad, buttons!
- Yessir.
Your ma got out the needle
and thread...
...just as soon as the wash hit
the farm last week.
She said you was the button-bustingest
child she'd ever seen.
- Mr. Yancey.
- Yes, Josh?
Aunt Mandy's in a heap of trouble.
- Aunt Mandy?
- Yeah, you remember Aunt Mandy.
Her pa worked for your pa.
Aunt Mandy Brown.
Oh, of course, yes.
What's the matter with Aunt Mandy?
Well, there ain't nothing the matter
with Aunt Mandy.
But her boy Jefferson.
Jefferson Brown?
- Yessir.
- Is that Aunt Mandy's boy?
Yessir, boss.
He's up for murder.
Yessir, Mr. Yancey, but Jefferson
ain't got murder in his heart.
He get in a fight with Matt Tobey
and hit him too hard.
Maybe I done wrong, but...
I told Aunt Mandy to come to your
office to see you.
Maybe I done wrong?
Of course not, Josh, what are friends for
if not to come to in times of trouble?
We've been friends for a along
time, ain't we, boss?
Yes, Josh, all our lives.
And you're gonna help Aunt
Mandy, ain't you?
Well, I don't know what I can do.
I don't know what I can do
for Aunt Mandy, Josh.
But I'll do my best, I'll promise
you that.
Aw, thank you, Mr. Yancey.
Thank you.
- Mr. Yancey!
- Oh, yes, Rosa... I'm late, I...
My, you're looking very handsome
this morning, Mr. Yancey.
Rosie, you're a flush.
- Mr. Yancey.
- Yes, Rosa?
How much longer has
our term to run?
Oh, a few months more.
Then we'll be a free man, won't we,
Mr. Yancey, you must be counting the days.
Yes, yes, I've counted them.
We're not weakening,
are we, Mr. Yancey?
No, no, just wondering.
You know, Rosa,
my father used to say a man couldn't
ask much more of life...
...than the chance to serve the beautiful
Commonwealth of Virginia
Oh, Robert Yancey, you act as if
the office were hereditary.
Just because your father spent his life
as attorney for the Commonwealth...
My father had a good life.
Not that I'm thinking of running again.
But I'm a happy man, Rosa.
And I wonder how happy I'd be
if I thought I was shirking my duty.
But you've done your duty
for six long terms.
Now you deserve a chance to spend
more time with your children,
...to tend to your private practice.
To get away and see a little
of the world.
Perhaps... all the things you've
wanted to do for so long.
Promise me you won't run again.
Promise me? Please, Robert.
I do believe you're finally reaching
the height of your beauty, rosebud.
Oh, rosebud at my age.
I feel more like a rose bush with
all these children.
You're still my lovely little rosebud.
And, Mr. Yancey, and?
And I promise.
Goodbye, my dear.
Goodbye.
Thank you, Mr. Yancey.
Whoa!
- Well, hello, Jack.
- Good morning, Captain Yancey.
Is Margaret in?
Yes, she's in, I think she'll be
glad to see you.
Well, I hope so, sir.
Oh, Jack, just stand your
ground, will you?
We don't want any women lawyers
in our family.
Neither do I, sir. That is,
yes, sir, I'll stand my ground, sir.
Thank you, sir.
May I come in?
Oh... just a minute!
Uh...
- I'm in an awful hurry, Margaret.
- Uh-huh.
Come in.
Goodness gracious, what are you
in such a rush for?
I'm leaving this morning on the 10 o'clock
and I'll be gone three months.
Leaving Lynchburg?
I got the agency for the new
Stanley Steamer.
I'm going up to Massachusetts to the factory
and learn everything I can and then...
- You needn't be so happy about it.
- I'm not happy about it, but...
Well, that is, I'm not happy
about leaving Lynchburg.
- Well, won't you sit down?
- I haven't got the time.
Margaret, I want you to promise
me something.
Promise me that you won't go out
walking with anybody else while I'm away?
- For three whole months?
- well, it isn't so long and...
Maybe you could use the time
to sort of think things over.
And then when I come back and have my
agency and I'm earning my own living, well...
Well, then...
By gosh, it's late.
And then what, Jack?
Well, you have to get married someday.
Someday?
Well, I've tried proving to myself
that the new woman can...
can be just as good a lawyer
as any man...
Now Margaret, let's don't go into that
lady lawyer business again.
- I never stopped it.
- But if you're in the courtroom all day...
...who's going to take care
of our babies?
Mr. Holden! Why, I've never been
so insulted in all my life!
Hello, what's the matter?
Oh, nothing, just talking.
Well, good, then I'm not
interrupting anything.
Goodbye, Mr. Holden.
I hope you have a very lovely time
in Massachusetts.
I will have if you'll write to me.
I expect I'll be much too busy
studying Law.
- Well, why don't you marry a lawyer?
- Maybe I will!
Goodbye, Margaret.
I hope that...
I hope you won't...
Well, the least you can do is
not to go out walking...
- Goodbye, Beck.
- Goodbye, Jack.
Oh, why do I always quarrel
with him, Beck?
I'm much too young to know about
those things, Margaret, but...
Maybe it's love?
- Good morning, Captain Yancey.
- Good morning, George.
- Good morning, Mildred.
- Good morning, Mr. Yancey.
- Good morning, Captain Yancey.
- Good morning, sir. Pardon me, sir.
Good morning, Aunt Mandy,
come in, please.
I'll be with you in a few minutes,
Mr. Rogard.
Aunt Mandy, Josh spoke to me
this morning about Jeff.
If your pa was alive, he wouldn't stand by
and see my Jeff in the jailhouse.
Jeff killed Matt Tobey,
Aunt Mandy.
'Cause he caught him projecting
around with his wife.
According to the law that's murder,
no matter what the reason.
But Mr. Yancey, sir, if you explained
the case to the judge, he'd listen to you.
I can't explain it, Aunt Mandy. You see,
I have to take the other side.
Your pa wouldn't be on the other
side in getting my child.
Try to understand, Aunt Mandy.
I represent the law.
- And if Jeff were my son...
- You gonna let 'em hang my boy?
I have to prosecute Jeff,
Aunt Mandy.
That's my job. That's what the people
of Lynchburg elect me for.
He'll have as fair a trial as a man
can have, I'll promise you that.
But he ain't got money for
a good lawyer, Mr. Yancey.
Yes, of course... Alright, Mandy,
he'll have a good lawyer.
- Oh, thank you, sir.
- I'll see to that.
- Yes, sir.
- Jeff has a good record...
...and I think that ought to help
him a lot.
Oh, bless you, Mr. Yancey.
You is like your pa.
Come in, Mr. Rogard.
Well, Captain Yancey. I read
your speech yesterday.
- A masterly presentation.
- Thank you, sir.
Yes indeed, masterly.
I have to admire your eloquence even
though I differ with you on the issue.
Well, that's your privilege, huh?
I take it that you plan to stand
for a seventh term?
Oh, not necessarily.
Well now, that's good news,
that's good news indeed.
- Is it?
- As you may know,
I'm not without influence
in Richmond.
I understand that the legislature is going
to appoint a new circuit judge.
Is that so?
Your one desire has always been
to serve the people.
- Has it?
- And at present, as prosecutor,
you represent only the state.
But as judge, you represent
all the people.
I make no pretense of representing
the people, Mr. Rogard,
I represent the law.
And I do not believe in laws that
cannot be enforced.
That's why I'm against Prohibition.
Of course, people like you and me
will always have our juleps.
Oh, you mean we'll be able
to buy it illegally.
Oh, well now, Mr. Yancey,
let's just say, uh...
...that there'll always be special
privileges for special persons.
Hounds of Hades, sir, every human being
in this country is a special person!
And they all have equal rights
to equal justice!
And the day that we pass a law
that the common people must obey...
...while the special people break it,
why, then shall we go scooting downhill
on the seats of our pants...
...to more trouble than we've had
since the... Boston Tea Party.
Good day, Mr. Rogard!
Mildred!
Mildred Simpson, get in here!
- We'll get Prohibition, you'll see.
- And if we do, I'll enforce it!
Mildred, how do you let worms like that
James Thomas Rogard inside this office?
Why, the very sight of him...
What in the name of roaring Romulus...
It's the porters moving in the new partner
for Tyler and Phipps across the hall.
Sounds like Hannibal at the gates
of Rome.
By gad, this has reached the limit!
Howling Hades, what's going
on out here?
Sorry, Mr. Yancey, we just got
a little moving job to do, sir.
How do you expect me to get
my work done...
...with you two banging around out here
like a couple of bellowing bulls?
Does you want us to wait till
you get through, sir?
- Yes, by Gad!
- No, by Gad, you'll move this now.
You're violating the peace, sir,
banging around outside my door.
And you're violating the Bill
of Rights, sir, trying to stop me!
How do you stand on Prohibition?
- I'm against it.
- Why?
I don't like laws that can't
be enforced.
- By Jove, welcome to our city, Mr...
- Shirley is my name.
James Shirley, with Phipps and Tyler.
Now wait a minute.
Shirley?
Are you Marcia Marshall's boy?
I believe my father lays some
claim to me too.
Well blast my hat to Hades,
I'm Bob Yancey!
Marcia used to be my sweetheart before
she met John Shirley, did you know that?
Mother's mentioned the fact
once or twice.
- Where's Marcia now?
- Mother's in New York.
Well, you oughtn't to have trouble
getting clients.
Your mother knows a lot of people
out here in Lynchburg.
My mother's friends won't be
much help to me, sir.
- My specialty is criminal law.
- Is that so?
- How much are you experienced?
- Two years at the New York bar.
How would you like to defend a coloured
fellow who has no council?
Jefferson Brown, a murderer.
He's not a murderer until he's
proven so.
By Jove, you are the man
to defend him.
Well, what are you boys waiting for,
you, Sam, and Alexander.
- Lift up your lazy feet!
- Yes, sir.
As a matter of fact, sir, Mother promised to
write you a sort of letter of introduction.
- Miss Rose.
- Yes, Aunt Emmeline?
The mailman brung this special delivery
letter for Mr. Yancey.
Aunt Emmeline, did you know that
300 years ago, Charles I...
...ordered Mr. Yancey's great-great-great-
uncle Alexander Leighton's tongue cut out?
He did?
Our splendid ancestors are a
great heritage, Aunt Emmeline.
Yessum... Miss Rose...
About this letter, what must
I do with it?
Oh, the letter.
Put it where I can find it tonight
when Mr. Yancey comes home.
Yessum, Miss Rose.
I'll put it in the napkin and he'll
sure get it at dinner.
- Joshua.
- Yes, Emmeline, honey.
Don't you let me hear 'bout your misery
holding up the wash this time.
No, Emmeline, honey.
And you wear them red flannel
drawers every day!
Yes, Emmeline, honey.
You ask Miss Rose if this is
all to wash.
Miss Rose? Miss Rose is 300 years
behind her time and still a-going.
What's the matter with
your nose, Robert?
- Did you get hit with a baseball?
- None of your business.
- Robert, let me see that nose.
- I think it's busted, Uncle Josh.
We gotta find your ma this minute,
where is Miss Rose?
She's in the study doing ancestors.
Now you sit down there, Robert till
I break it to Miss Rose kinda easylike.
It's me, Miss Rose, Josh!
Come in, Uncle Josh.
Yes, Uncle Josh?
Miss Rose, Robert's been playing
baseball today.
You know, baseball's pretty
rambunctious.
Really?
Sometimes boys get hurt
playing baseball.
Is that so, Uncle Josh?
Miss Rose, Robert's nose is bleeding,
I think it's busted.
Well, take it up to the bathroom and see what
you can do with it, will you, Uncle Josh?
- Did you break it to her easylike?
- Yeah.
- Come on, boy.
- What did she say?
She said for me to take it
to the bathroom.
Mother said Bob Yancey is Lynchburg,
- Good afternoon, baby.
- Good afternoon, Mr. Yancey, sir.
Marcia Marshall was born with
the Blarney Stone in her mouth.
Yes.
I can remember when we
were just children...
we used to say, "Marcia, you're the..."
Joel... This is my son,
Mr. Shirley.
- How do you do, Mr. Shirley?
- How do you do?
- Where's your mother?
- She's writing ancestors in the study.
My wife dotes on genealogy.
And where are Margaret and Rebecca?
Margaret's in her music lesson...
...and Beck's gone up in the carriage
house for work to paint.
Uh, yes... a view of the river,
no doubt.
Just ask Rebecca to come into
the library, will you?
- Yes, sir.
- Rebecca loves to paint.
My daughters are just
old-fashioned girls, Jim.
They tipify the graces of the women
of my day.
None of this hoydenish nonsense
about our Lynchburg girls. The...
Beck!
Beck, Father wants you.
- What does he want?
- He wants you.
Hey, what are you doing in
my pants?
They're not your pants,
they're Bob's.
Bob gave them to me, I was saving
them to wear 'em fishing.
We'll see if you won't leave
my things alone.
I'm not hurting your old pants!
You are too, it's all full of paint!
And if it sets!
Now you take them off!
Oh, I'll clean the paint off,
every speck of it.
- Yeah, I know how you'll clean them!
- Oh, Joel Yancey, you nasty little...
- Let me go!
- You'll take 'em off, that's what.
- You won't make me.
- You will too!
- You'll ruin my pants...
- Let me go!
Joel! Joel!
What is the meaning of this?
My daughter in pants!
Oh, naked Neptune, Father!
That hideous old roof is right between
my room and the river.
And I thought if I painted it
red and green...
Well, the colors of the ploughed
fields of Bedford.
Yes, your face looks as if it's spattered
with the ploughed fields of Bedford.
- You're a disgrace, Rebecca.
- On the contrary, sir.
I think your paint freckles are
quite becoming, Miss Yancey.
Suffering Savanarola!
- And naked Neptune!
- Yes.
That little brat, I'll kill him,
that's what I'll do!
Oh, I'm not gonna hurt you, Robert.
- Oh!
- Easy son.
Oh...
Mother, Mother!
Father, Father, come quick!
What is it, Rebecca?
What is it?
Oh, it's Bob, something's happened
to him, I think he's dying.
Oh, my goodness, nobody ever
tells me anything.
What in the howling Hades
is the matter?
I don't know, it's Bob, he's hurt.
Telephone Doctor Edwards,
he's just around the corner.
If you can't get him, phone
the hospital.
I'll get somebody, sir.
Where is he?
Central, central!
Is his nose broken, Mr. Shirley?
We don't know yet You'd better
stay down here, Joel.
Central, central!
Central? get me Dr. Edwards,
it's an emergency, hurry.
Dr. Edwards, you're wanted over
at Captain Yancey's home at once.
I don't know, Doctor, will you
come right away?
Thank you, sir.
My goodness, what's happened,
is Mother...
Now don't get excited, I'm sure
it's not serious.
- Oh, it's terrible.
- Robert, your poor nose.
- Why didn't you tell Mother?
- That's a fine question.
Are you in much pain, son?
Oh, my neck can't in enough
over this tub.
Mr. Yancey, we better carry Robert
where he can lie down.
- Yes, I'll carry the child, Rosa.
- I'm no child, I can walk.
Stand back everybody and
give him room!
- I don't need room, I need air.
- Stand back everybody and give him air!
- Uncle Josh, bring more towels.
- Yessum.
Margaret, get the medicine chest and the
scissors, I'll tear off some bandage.
Jim, where in the name of
molten Methusellah is that doctor?
- I'll call again.
- Yeah...
Stand back everybody and give
him air.
Uncle Josh, bring more towels.
Margaret, get safety pins
in the medicine cabinet.
Becky get the scissors, I'll tear
off some bandage.
The doctor's here, sir.
Joel, my boy, are you the one
that's sick?
In here, Doctor.
- Doctor!
- Well, well, what have we here?
His nose, Doctor.
- Ouch!
- Does it hurt much, son?
Oh, for heaven sakes.
Just a simple fracture,
nothing to worry about.
Oh.
You know, it might turn out
to be nicer than it was.
What do you mean nicer?
Not so much a Yancey nose,
more like my side of the family.
Rosa, you talk as if you'd
broken it yourself.
Help, everybody come quick!
Joel's room is burning.
It's burning!
Aunt Emmeline!
Hinges of Hades!
- Calm, be calm everybody!
- The house is burning down!
Block down that room like
it's a wall!
By Peter, we'll all burn to a cinder!
Here, stand back, stand back!
Be calm, everybody, be calm!
Keep your heads, keep your heads!
- Where's the fire?
- I threw it out the window.
- You what?
- Well...
Miss Rose, the horses is on fire!
- The horses...
- The horses are burning up!
Oh, here, stand back, everybody,
stand back here.
Give me room!
Be careful.
There's no water!
By gad, they gave me a guarantee with
this thing, they said it never failed.
The friend-in-need fire extinguisher.
What, it works, it works!
It works!
Aunt Emmeline, I've told you
so many times.
The napkins should be placed beside
the plates, not on them.
Lordy, Miss Rose, I figured they'd
see 'em better on their plates.
It must be wonderful to travel
and see the whole world.
Miss Becky, if you'd spent your entire
childhood away from Virginia,
you'd jump at a chance to
come home.
Oh, you're a Virginian, how nice!
Where were you born?
- Lynchburg.
- Lynchburg?
Why, I thought I knew everybody
in Lynchburg.
Now let me see.
Oh, my goodness, no wonder
I can't place you.
I don't know your name yet.
- This is Marcia's son, Rosa.
- Marcia? How nice.
Marcia... Marcia who?
Marcia Marshall, she married
John Shirley. You remember Marcia.
Oh, yes, of course I remember her.
She's been away from us for quite
a number of years now,
but I doubt if anybody in Lynchburg
has forgotten her.
How is she now, Mr. Shirley?
Oh, beautiful, and active,
and excited about life as ever.
She's president of the Republican
Women's Club.
- Women's?
- Republican?
She believes in careers for women.
And how does your father feel
about careers for women?
Well, as it happens, you see,
my mother divorced my father
over ten years ago.
Mr. Templeton, my stepfather,
is very proud of her activities.
- She remarried?
- Yes.
Jimmy here's going to defend...
You better put this in your lap
so I can put this dish down.
Yes.
Well, what...
I'm so sorry.
That's my wife's filing system, Jim.
This is for you, Mr. Yancey.
Headquarters Women's Republican Club.
Must be from Mother.
Read it, Rosa, let's see what Marcia
has to say.
"Bob, darling."
- Marcia always called everybody darling.
- Still does.
Go on, Rosa.
Um... "By now you've probably already
met my son, James Weldon Shirley,
who stubbornly refuses to
establish law practice...
...in any place other than Lynchburg.
Will you give him the keys to the city
and make him welcome.
As ever, Marcia"
I told Jim this afternoon that Marcia
Marshall's boy needs no introduction.
- Why, what's the matter, Rosa?
- Nothing, nothing.
Nothing, nothing at all.
I, uh... in spring, sometimes
I lose my appetite.
If you'll excuse me, please.
- Help your mother, Becky.
- I can help myself, thank you.
Rebecca, finish your dinner.
- Good night, Mr. Shirley.
- Good night, Mrs. Yancey.
Miss Rose.
Miss Rose. Would you like some
tea and biscuits on a tray?
No, thank you, Aunt Emmeline.
I should like not to be disturbed
by anybody.
Cross marks for kisses!
I wonder what's keeping Mr. Shirley.
Oh, Father's now having his third cup
of coffee and his second cigar...
...and is telling Mr. Shirley all
about Lynchburg.
- I like Mr. Shirley.
- Yes, he's quite attractive.
Well, if Mr. Shirley is looking for me,
I'll be in the garden.
Did you forget us, Miss Becky?
It's past our bedtime, but we've
been waiting up for you.
Alright, alright.
- What would you like?
- The one that sounds like this...
You like that one, don't you?
Yes, ma'am.
# A hundred thousand years ago #
# A wiseman said we all should know #
# That each girl and boy #
# Should be filled with joy #
# And face the world with a smile #
# He said that life was meant to be #
# A perfect thing for you and me #
# And who are we to disagree #
# With philosopy so worthwhile? #
# The world was made for you #
# So love and laugh and have your fling #
# The world will give you everything #
# The moon, the sea, and the sun of gold #
# Are ours alone to have and hold #
# So raise your voice in a merry song #
# And sing the whole day long #
# Sing to the sun, life has begun #
# Sing to the sun, life has begun #
My goodness, how long have you
been here?
That was lovely, Miss Rebecca.
Thank you, Miss Becky. Excuse us, mister,
we got to go now.
- Good night, Miss Becky.
- Good night.
I thought Margaret was the musician.
Oh, she's the one who studies music,
but she wants to be a lawyer.
And I'm the one who studies
painting, but I want to sing.
I see.
For generations, the oldest Yancey
daughter has always been a musician...
...and the younger an artist.
We just don't argue anymore.
Heavens above!
It's like a trip to Beulahland getting
these dishes back and forth.
I wish they'd put the dining room
back where it belongs.
Shouldn't this be the dining room?
Oh, yes... we eat in the library.
Well, who's idea is that?
Mother's.
She moved the library back here
right after she and Father married...
because there was too much noise
up front and...
...she wanted a peaceful, quiet place
to read and write.
However, it wasn't exactly peaceful.
So then she took Father's study
away from him and...
promised she'd move the library
back up front...
as soon as she got around to it.
That was twenty years ago.
Where is Mar...
Where is everybody?
Everybody is in the garden.
So Miss Margaret wants to be a lawyer.
Well, hello.
We were just talking about you,
Miss Margaret.
How nice.
What a lovely garden, and right
in the middle of Lynchburg.
You know, New York's got nothing but
tall buildings and paved streets...
...and if you want so much
as a blade of grass,
why, you've got to go all the way
over to Central Park.
- I don't think I'd like that.
- Oh, I didn't.
- Becky! Beck!
- Hm, what do you want?
- Beck, you know what he asked me?
- Who?
He didn't ask you to marry him.
He asked me to come to court
when he tries his first case in Lynchburg.
Oh... he did?
Well, are you going?
Well, I will if you go with me.
Oh, sure I will.
Oh, Mother won't let us.
We could sit in the back of the courtroom
and nobody would ever see us.
Uh... come in.
I just wanted to make sure
you were alright.
- Alright?
- That Mr. Shirley, he's gone?
- Yes.
- Good night, Margaret.
Mother,
when may I put my hair up and let
my dresses down just a little?
In the fall perhaps.
Good night, Becky.
- Good night, my little girls.
- Good night.
Rosa.
Yes, Mr. Yancey?
Would you mind telling me just what
got into you tonight?
I shall be happy to tell you,
Mr. Yancey.
- May I come in?
- May you come in? What in the name of...
Please, Mr. Yancey, the children
are sleeping.
Now, Rosa, the court is called
to order.
Would you mind telling this very
intelligent jury...
...the sordid details of the case of
Rosa Yancey versus James Weldon Shirley?
Well, in the first place,
I consider it downright indecent...
...for a woman to have two husbands
at the same time, Mr. Yancey.
Why, Rosa Yancey, I've never heard
of such nonsense.
You know darned good and well that
Marcia divorced John Shirley.
When the minister pronounced Marcia and John
man and wife, certain ties were implied.
Implied is right.
The whole institution of marriage is just
implied in a wedding ceremony.
People are married by years together.
Years of joy, and sorrow,
pain, and death.
And if time doesn't prove the
marriage vows...
- So you condone divorce.
- Oh, bosh and bullwhips!
There are times when it's better to whack
off a leg than to let your whole body rot.
Maybe Marcia Marshall wouldn't
have had to whack off a l... limb...
...if she hadn't gone around
calling men "darling".
Rosa, I explained all that
once tonight.
You're so good at explaining,
Mr. Yancey, suppose you explain this.
- What?
- Cross-marks for kisses.
- Cross-marks for kisses?
- At her age too.
- Why, Rosie Yancey.
- Well?
I do believe you're jealous.
Please, Mr. Yancey.
Jealous of Marcia Marshall? Oh!
Now wait a minute, Rosa.
There is an explanation and it has
nothing to do with kissing.
Really, Mr. Yancey, I don't wish
to hear it.
Alright, Rosa, I shall respect
your wishes.
You won't hear it.
Then you can just worry, and wonder
and worry.
Good night, Mr. Yancey.
Good night, Rosa.
Jefferson Brown here...
...says that the killing
of Matt Tobey was unpremeditated.
That he merely wanted to give him
a friendly warning...
...to stay away from his wife
and that he killed in self-defense.
Gentlemen of the jury.
The prosecution takes full cogniscence
of the fact...
...that the record of the accused
is without blemish.
Jefferson Brown says that he went
to Matt Tobey's house...
to give him a friendly warning.
But the fact remains...
...that there are those who will bear
witness that Jefferson,
on learning that the deceased was
paying attention to his wife,
boldly threatened to teach Matt Tobey
a lesson which he would not forget.
Harry, I don't like the looks
of that jury.
They're not here to try that boy,
they're here to hang him.
It looks bad, sir.
He ought not to be tried till
things cool off.
Would the prosecuting attorney
be pleased to proceed?
I'm going to break this up, Harry.
Jefferson hunted Matt Tobey down.
Jefferson found the door locked.
"You better open this here
door, Matt, and lemme in."
"Get away from here, Jefferson,
I don't wanna see you!"
"Get away from my door!"
And then Jefferson started
pounding on the door.
- What are you laughing at?
- Your face, sir.
You're blacker than the accused.
Well, uh...
Your Honor, I...
I have no burned cork so I must use
the materials at hand.
Your Honor, in the interest
of my client,
may I request that the attorney
for the Commonwealth...
...get the ink off his face before
proceeding with his argument?
Your Honor, the council for the defense
is out of order with his request.
There is no law which compels me to present
my argument in white face.
Nor is there a law permitting the attorney for
the Commonwealth to play the clown in court!
The council for the defense is entirely
within his rights, sir.
I do not wish to take unfair advantage
of the defendant.
Go and wash your face, Bob Yancey!
You have no laws of precedence, sir.
Common decency is a precedence, sir.
Are you insinuating that because
a man's face is black he's indecent?
This trial won't go on until
your face is washed, sir.
Very well, sir, then it won't go on.
The attorney for the Commonwealth
is fined $50 for contempt of court.
Your Honor, I have been fined for contempt
of court before and I have paid that fine.
But this is an injustice.
I stand on my constitutional rights!
I will not pay this fine!
You'll pay it or go to jail.
Very well, sir, I'll go to jail.
You're under arrest, sir!
Your Honor, I didn't mean to cause all this.
I withdraw my request.
Your request has nothing
to do with this, council.
Perhaps if Captain Yancey would
apologize to the court.
If you hold your breath till I apologize,
sir, you'll explode.
Take him to jail.
- You can't put Captain Yancey in jail.
- I can't, eh?
Take him away! Mr. Jordon will stand
for the Commonwealth.
- Is I guilty?
- Don't worry, Jeff.
Margaret.
- I'm so sorry, I wouldn't for the world...
- I don't care to discuss it.
But, Margaret, please believe me,
I never dreamed...
My father has lived here all of his life,
honored and respected.
- I know...
- And then you come to town...
...because you want to act smart
and show off.
But that's not fair, I had my client
to consider.
Everybody knows Jefferson Brown
is guilty.
Not till so proven. He has the right of
unbiased trial before a jury of his peers.
Oh, you and your silly old legal terms.
I hate the law!
Come on, Becky, let's go home.
Mr. Shirley,
I understand that whatever you did...
...you had to do because you're
Jefferson's lawyer.
Thank you, Miss Becky.
Confined to a cell, Robert Yancey,
apparently in good appetite,
ate a hearty supper.
That sounds just like Father was
about to be hung.
And to think that Mr. Yancey's great-great-
granduncle was rector of Paulson parish.
Following the evening meal, the attorney
for the Commonwealth...
spent the early part of the evening...
...chatting with the other prisoners
in the bull pen.
And John Yancey Weddington was
the most brilliant statesman of his time.
Thomas Jefferson used to call him
the wheel horse of democracy.
Well I think Father's quite a wheel
horse himself.
Spending the night in jail seems very
democratic to me.
- Good morning, ladies.
- Oh, Mr. Yancey!
Kill the fatted calf,
the prodigal has returned.
I warned you about that Jim Shirley.
He isn't in town a week until...
...he has you blacked up like the end man
in the minstrel show.
Jim Shirley didn't blacken my face.
As if that wasn't bad enough to get
you thrown in jail.
Your cousin Judge Stewart
threw me in jail.
Out of here, pshht!
Mr. Yancey, the dignity of a
courtroom must be upheld.
Oh, blast the dignity of a courtroom.
I'm a free Virginian.
With full levity to do as
my conscience directs.
You were not a free Virginian
last night.
Excuse me...
Good morning, Mr. Yancey, sir.
At least in jail the dining room was
right beside the kitchen.
Good morning, Emmeline.
Suffering Savanarola, get out
of here, you pest!
Mr. Yancey, you know perfectly
well that to beat a...
Well, hang it all, she doesn't have to have
her kittens up my britches' leg.
Mr. Yancey!
- I got fleas already.
- You probably got them in jail.
The audacity of that awful man.
Asking my daughters to a public
murder trial.
All trials are public, Rosa. That's
provided for in the Bill of Rights.
Jeff got five years.
Well, when I go to Richmond next week,
I'll see the governor about having
that suspended.
Mr. Yancey, you spend half of your time
getting people in jail...
...and the other half getting them out.
You do not make sense.
Good morning, Margaret.
Good morning, Father.
Hello, Father!
Hello!
Well...
- That's what I call a welcome.
- Did you bring us a present from the jail?
Only fleas, my boy, only fleas.
- Children, you may run along now.
- But, Mother, I...
- Run along.
- Yes, Mother.
- Run along.
- Yes, Mama.
Mr. Yancey, I'm forbidding Mr. Shirley
at the house.
But Jim Shirley was entirely
within his rights, Rosa.
I'm the one that was out of order.
I shall instruct the girls
not to speak to him.
You needn't worry about me, Mother,
I never want to see him again.
- Well, I want to see him again.
- You what?
What sort of a lawyer would Jim Shirley be
if he didn't stand up for his client?
Jeff was proven guilty.
He got five years.
For manslaughter, not murder.
Jim saw to that.
No decent lawyer would defend
such a disgusting case.
Well, somebody has to defend everybody.
It's in the Bill of Rights.
Oh, Mother, there she goes
with the Bill of Rights.
Rebecca, please do not mention
that repulsive young man,
nor the Bill of Rights in this
house again.
They are both out of our lives forever.
Jim Shirley's not out of my life.
- Rebecca, I...
- For me?
No, Miss Becky.
- For me?
- Yes, hon.
- Oh, how sweet.
- Who is it from?
Such grown-up understanding in one so young
deserves far more than these posies.
Well, who is it from?
James Weldon Shirley.
Mr. Yancey, I think we are going
to have an early summer.
What? Oh, are we?
I don't think we will wait until
school is out.
We'll go to Grandmother's farm
at once.
- But Mother!
- You might as well start packing, girls.
Sugars! Babies!
Come on in the house.
You have to set the table.
It's almost 8 o'clock, Mr. Yancey.
Well Rosa, I can't finish my breakfast
until I've had more biscuits, can I?
Emmeline, why don't you bring
enough... Oh.
Mr. Yancey, you ought not to eat so much,
it's not good for your heart and stomach.
Hang it, my organs are my servers,
not my master.
I don't intend to spend my life catering
to my heart and stomach.
But Mr. Yancey, the doctors say a proper
diet will prolong your life for years.
Yeah, by years in bed without tobacco.
Existing on a diet of mush and milk.
I don't call that prolonging life,
it's prolonging death.
I can't imagine what women are coming to
behaving so outrageously about the vote.
And it's high time we got it!
- Good morning, Mother!
- Good morning, Grandma!
Darling.
Sit down, children.
It's good for me you haven't got it.
Rosa would have been voting
against me at every election.
I certainly would have, Mr. Yancey.
That Emmeline Pankhurst has issued another
statement from her jail cell in London.
Just like a bunch of men.
Whenever they can't give women a sensible
answer, they throw them in jail.
Thank you, Emmeline.
Well, of all things.
"While addressing a group in
Union Square,
Mrs. Marcia Templeton was hit
in the eye with a rotten egg...
by a woman who shouted,
'Why don't you take care of your children?'
Very fair question, I must say.
She's only got one "children" and he's
26 years old and lives in Lynchburg.
That's not Marcia Marshall,
the girl you used to be in love with?
That was just puppy love, Mother,
puppy love.
Where there's a bark, there's a bite.
It's funny you never hear
from Marcia, Robert.
- I still hear from Mr. Saunders.
- Who is Mr. Saunders?
Oh, a gentleman I used to know
before I married your grandfather.
Why, Grandma.
What's happened to you this summer,
Margaret? Where are all your young men?
- What young men?
- Well, that nice Jack Holden.
Oh, Margaret and Jack had a fight because
Margaret said she was going to be a lawyer...
...and Jack got mad and wouldn't
come back anymore.
- And then she fell in love with Mr. Shirley.
- Martha!
And he got Father put in jail, and Mother
said she couldn't see him anymore.
So now Margaret hasn't
got any beau.
Caroline, that will do.
She's all through, Rosa. And very
terse and concise report, too.
Phew, this is really going to be
a scorcher, eh?
Why must you go into town today,
Mr. Yancey? It's Saturday.
Business, my dear, business.
But Father, I thought you were going
to take me fishing today.
Yeah, you promised to take me
and Caroline too, don't you remember?
- I know.
- Yes, Father, please!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
No, I've got to go to town.
I have an appointment at John Phelps'
blacksmith shop.
What are you going to do
at the blacksmith's shop, Father?
Your father spends half his time at
Mr. Phelps' blacksmith shop, Caroline.
- But why?
- Well, you see,
John Phelps is my campaign manager.
He has been for twenty years.
And this morning the campaign committee
is meeting at John Phelps' place...
...to ask me to run for a seventh term.
But I promised your mother that
I woudn't run again...
...so I have to go to town to tell them
that I decline the nomination.
Oh, bless my soul.
I always thought they'd have
to dynamite you out of that office.
Nostalgic Nicodemos,
I'll miss my train.
Josh! Josh!
Where are you?
Where is that... Oh, yes.
You won't forget to give it to him,
will you, Father?
- Have I ever?
- Jim's wonderful, isn't he?
- I mean, well... what I mean is...
- Yes, I know, you mean he's wondeful.
Oh...
- Goodbye, Father!
- Goodbye, Father!
Josh! Where the holy heaven
are you?
- You'll make me miss my train!
- I'm sorry, Mr. Yancey.
- Goodbye, goodbye.
- Drive careful, Father.
Why does he have to wait until
the very last minute...
...so he has to race those poor
horses to the train?
Oh, ever since he was a little boy
he's been crazy about Ben Hur.
His father was like that, Rosa.
Boys, there are a hundred men
in Lynchburg can take my place.
We grant you that, Bob,
maybe a thousand...
But we ain't got time to find them,
Captain Yancey.
Not with the primary coming
up in August.
This is complete nonsense, boys.
Lynchburg is a clean, decent town,
full of clean, decent people.
It can get along without
my services.
Gentlemen, what do you think that
Rogard has done?
James Thomas Rogard, he's up
to some skullduggery.
Well, if that idiot thinks he's
going to throw his hat...
...in the political ring,
he hasn't a chance.
Mr. Rogard is too smart to get
into politics, sir.
He just stays on the outside waiting
to see which way the wind will blow...
so when he found out that Captain Yancey
wasn't going to run again, why he...
When he found out? How could he find out
when I've just told my campaign committee?
It seems Mrs. Yancey's cousin Dorothy
told some ladies, sir,
Mr. Rogard's wife among them.
Yes, go on, go on.
Well, this morning there was a run
on liquor all over the city.
The common warehouse sold 16,000
barrels in 1,000-barrel lots.
What's more, the same thing is
going on all over the county.
Well, I reckon folks are just stocking up
against Prohibition that's all.
- Not in 1,000-barrel lots, Mr. Phelps.
- What are you getting at, Jim?
- Let's have it.
- Jamie Tobin...
...contracted for 1,000 barrels of
bourbon, $12,000 worth.
Jamie Tobin ain't got 12,000 flapjacks.
No, but the man he's working for has.
And gentlemen, Tobin's working
for Rogard.
Rogard?
Why, he's the fellow's been preaching
for Prohibition ever since he hit town.
By Joe, I've got it.
I know why Rogard came here
and why's he's buying up all that liquor.
He's counting on Lynchburg going
dry at the next election...
...and he's going to bootleg it
at twice the price.
And sell it in dives and
undercover places.
And turn our town into a Mecca
for crooks and lawbreakers.
Like sin he will, not while I'm attorney
for the Commonwealth!
Lord be!
I knowed he'd run again!
Now wait a minute, boys, wait a minute,
I came here to decline this nomination.
- But Bob, you can't let this happen!
- But I promised my wife...
There's not a woman in Lynchburg with
more public spirit than Rosa Yancey.
I know, Rosa has a fine
public spirit...
Why, Bob, what on earth?
Uncle Josh wanted to get the plowing
done while the weather's fine...
- ...so I'm going to meet Father.
- Well, drive carefully, son.
Yes, Mother.
Giddyup, there!
Miss Rose, Miss Rose, I'm going to
pick up the strawberries now.
Yes, I want the picking while
the sun is still on them.
Mr. Yancey says that's when
they're best.
Yessum, I'm gonna make him
a strawberry shortcake too.
He loves strawberry shortcake.
And have some fried chicken
and hot biscuits.
Have everything he likes tonight,
Aunt Emmeline.
- Everything.
- Yessum, Miss Rose, I will.
Joshua! Joshua! Being married to you
is one long worry!
Well, Emmeline honey, you sure
surprised me.
I's gonna surprise you worse...
...if you don't get your skinny carcass
inside of these drawers!
But, honey, it's been so hot today my
rheumatism ain't given me a single bother.
Well, maybe it ain't give you no bother,
but come night and it will!
Go on, now, this minute!
Alright, Emmeline.
We ain't gonna put these drawers on
now, horse.
We'll leave 'em lying till she calls
us to eat.
# Steal away, steal away #
# Within-a-my soul #
# I ain't got long to... #
- Whoa!
- One, two, three, four.
- Left, right, left, right.
- Look at them children with my red drawers.
One, two, three, four.
Left, right, left, right.
One, two, three, four.
Left, right, left, right.
Chuck those red drawers.
Run, child!
Get out, get out of the way!
Get in there, quick!
Get in, child, hurry up!
Caroline, it's alright, honey.
- Are you hurt, Caroline?
- No, no, I'm alright.
Well, good evening, ladies.
- Good evening, Mr. Yancey.
- Good evening, Ben Hur.
Now what?
Good heavens.
What's the matter with Caroline,
Josh?
Nothing the matter, boss, just tired
and unscathed, see?
- She's alright, ain't you, hon?
- Of course I'm alright.
Well, if you's alright, how come
your knee's all skinned up?
My goodness, Caroline,
how did you do it?
She got it when Uncle Josh rolled
her under the fence.
What for, Uncle Josh?
Alright, alright, let's have it.
He was trying to get his drawers
away from Caroline.
Why, Caroline!
- Joshua, I told...
- Alright, Emmeline, alright.
I'll explain everything soon
as I get me breath to going.
Gee, it was just like a bullfight.
Golly! You ought've seen Uncle Josh
grab those old drawers...
and jump in front of old Jupiter,
and slam it on old Jupiter's horns...
...and grab Caroline and roll her
under the fence.
- Golly!
- So you two were on the north pasture.
Why, you might have been killed.
Mr. Yancey they might all have been
killed if it hadn't been for Uncle Josh!
Oh, Uncle Josh...
Mr. Yancey.
Jupiter has hurt Uncle Josh.
Where did he hurt you, Josh?
Jupiter ain't hurt me, boss, nowhere.
I'm alright.
Guess I'm just scared.
What were you two doing in
the north pasture?
We were playing army, and using
Uncle Josh's red drawers for a flag.
- When that old Jupiter...
- I've told you over and over again...
...that you were never to go
in Jupiter's pasture.
Master, please don't whip 'em.
They risked your life, Josh.
They ought to be taught a lesson.
It's all my fault, Mr. Yancey,
I take all the blame.
- I should've been watching them.
- There ain't no right from wrong, march!
Josh.
Get over there by the balustrade.
I'm gonna give you two a licking
that you won't forget.
Joel, you're the elder, I hold
you responsible.
I don't see why we have to get a licking
just because we were chased by an old bull.
Your father isn't punishing you because
you were chased by a bull, Caroline.
You're being punished because you
broke your word.
You promised that you would never go
in the north pasture.
- Isn't that true, Mr. Yancey?
- Exactly.
What respect would you children have for me
if I went about breaking my promises?
Father did break his word.
He promised he'd stay home today
and take us fishing.
Your father had very important
business in Lynchburg, Joel.
Yes... let this be a lesson to you.
Yes, Father.
Why, Mr. Yancey, you ain't touched
your strawberry shortcake.
It's the heat, Emmeline,
I seem to have lost my appetite.
- How's Josh?
- Oh, he's just fine, thank you, sir.
The strawberries are particularly good this
year, just like the English berries.
How do you know? You've never
been to England.
No, but I can imagine what they're
like with Devonshire cream.
I've always longed to taste
Devonshire Cream.
Joel, Caroline, say good night,
it's your bedtime.
- Do we have to?
- You heard what your mother said, Caroline.
Yes, Father.
You know, Mr. Yancey, I've never
mentioned it before,
because as long as you were attorney
for the Commonwealth...
...and had your duties to perform,
it was out of the question.
But now that you're not going to run,
couldn't we, next spring perhaps,
couldn't we go to England?
All of us?
No, Becky, we couldn't afford that.
But I thought perhaps your father and I.
I've always dreamed of seeing
London someday.
- Good night, Mother.
- Good night, dear.
It's very warm in here. I think I'll get
a breath of air, if you'll excuse me.
- Good night, Father.
- Oh, good night.
Good night.
Well, Rosa, now that you've
been to England,
- Excuse me, Mr. Yancey, sir.
- Yes, Josh.
You left your briefcase in the carriage.
Oh, thank you, Josh, will you
put it up in my room?
Yessir, boss.
You ain't mad at them children
no more, is you, Mr. Yancey?
- You love them don't you, Josh?
- Them's your children, Mr. Yancey, sir.
It seems only yesterday that you were
saving me from my just deserts.
Remember I always told you...
a licking hurt twice as much
before you gets it...
...than it do after you got it.
Yes, that's a truth that doesn't
change with the years, Josh.
- It still holds good.
- Yessir, boss.
Thank you, sir, thank you.
Do you want to watch, Father?
- Later, son.
Rosa, Roger Payson paid you a great
compliment today.
He did? What did he say?
He said there wasn't a woman in Lynchburg
with more public spirit than you.
Well, wasn't that nice of Mr. Payson?
Rosa,
James Thomas Rogard is already buying
up all the liquor he can lay his hands to...
...and planning to sell it illegally
at a big profit.
Why, Mr. Yancey, that's not right.
He shouldn't be allowed to.
By Jove, Rosa, he's not going to be.
If Prohibition comes, corruption
and graft will come with it...
and the fair city of Lynchburg
will be run by crooks and bootleggers...
Mr. Yancey.
You're going to run again.
Well, this...
This is the last time, Rosa,
absolutely the last time.
You promised me. Only this morning
you promised me.
- You've broken your promise.
- But it's my duty, Rosa.
Surely you wouldn't want me
to neglect my duty.
When a man wants to do a thing
bad enough...
...he can always find a way
to call it his duty.
But I... I...
Please, I... I'd rather not discuss
it any further.
- I said it would take dynamite.
- Mother, you ought to understand.
All I understand is that as long
as there's a Yancey,
he'll always dig up a Rogard to go
out and fight with.
I wanted to go to Monte Carlo.
Still do.
Oh, well, there's plenty of time.
Why don't you young people...
take a walk?
Will you, Rosa?
Please, Rosa.
If you wish to, Mr. Yancey.
Of course.
- Nice stand of apples this year, Rosa.
- Splendid, Mr. Yancey.
Did you know that Thomas Jefferson gave
this apple tree to my grandfather?
You told me that before,
Mr. Yancey.
You remember the first time
I told you?
That's not a moment one forgets,
Mr. Yancey.
For fifteen minutes you told me about
Thomas Jefferson and the apple tree.
- And then you said...
- Miss Rosa, will you marry me?
Yes, Mr. Yancey.
- Wasn't I shameless?
- Shameless?
My mother I must say, "No, Mr. Yancey",
the first three times you asked me.
Rosa, will you marry me?
You know, rosebud, I made
a lot of speeches in my time.
- But that was the best one.
- Thank you, Mr. Yancey.
This is absolutely the last
time, Rosa.
When this term is over,
so help me,
I'll take you to England on
the fastest boat...
...and I'll buy you more Devonshire
cream than you can swim in.
I'm a very contented woman,
Mr. Yancey.
I don't have to go to England.
And I shan't feel badly treated
if I never taste Devonshire Cream.
But there are some things that aren't
so good to think of tasting, Mr. Yancey.
- One of them is defeat.
- Defeat, Rosa?
How can you suppose you'll always win?
How can you put your heart, and soul,
and ambition, and everything...
...into something that if you lose, you
haven't got and will leave you stranded?
And it's all you've ever wanted.
Don't you see what I mean?
- I mean...
- Yes, rosebud, you mean...
I shouldn't put all my eggs in
one basket.
I mean you're tempting fate,
Mr. Yancey.
This isn't the first time, or the second,
or the third.
It's the seventh... and you're not
growing any younger.
I can't bear to think of you
being hurt.
Someday you will be... terribly.
Someday you'll wake up and find
yourself an old man.
No public office, and no
private practice.
Nothing left to live for.
# In the evening by the moonlight #
I'll have everything to live for, Rosa.
Thank you, Mr. Yancey.
# You could hear those banjos ringing #
# How the old folks would enjoy #
# They would sit all night and listen #
# As we sang in the evening #
# By the moonlight #
# Won't you come home, Bill Bailey #
# Won't you come home #
# She moans the whole day long #
# She moans the whole day long #
# I'll do the cooking, darling #
# I'll pay the rent #
# I knows I've done you wrong #
# Remember that rainy evening #
# That I throw you out #
# With nothin' but a fine tooth comb #
# I knows I's to blame #
# Well, ain't that a shame #
# Bill Bailey, won't you please come home #
# Won't you come home, Bill Bailey #
# Won't you come home #
# She moans the whole day long #
# I'll do the cooking, darling #
# I'll pay the rent #
# I knows I've done you wrong #
# Remember that rainy evening #
# That I throw you out #
# With nothin' but a fine tooth comb #
# I knows I's to blame #
# Well ain't that a shame #
# Bill Bailey, won't you please come home #
# Oh, please come home #
- Hello, Margaret.
- Jack!
Hello.
I'm spending the weekend here
in Bedford with Aunt Tucker.
I thought that...
Well, that is...
- This is the new model, just out.
- How interesting.
I thought that Mr. Yancey would
like to see it.
That was very thoughtful of you.
Mr. Yancey couldn't go wrong
in a Stanley Steamer.
Inexpensive to run, speedy,
no magnetos and...
Gosh, Margaret, I didn't rush out here
to sell your father a car.
I came to tell you that you can
be a lawyer. You can...
- An automobile!
- And it's a Stanley Steamer!
Oh, boy!
- Good morning, Jack!
- Good morning, Mrs. Yancey.
It's about time you got here,
young man.
We were just going to church.
If Ben Hur gets around here with
the carriage.
- Ben Hur?
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- Good morning, Mr. Yancey.
- Well, Jack Holden, how are you?
- Fine, Mr. Yancey.
Thought perhaps you'd be
interested in this...
- Mr. Yancey, you're not ready for church.
- No, I'm not going to church, Rosa.
But Dr. Joyce has come all the way
from Richmond.
Well, that's why I'm not going,
I don't like Dr. Joyce.
He gets his values all mixed up.
And, besides, he doesn't like gardening.
And I hold it unchristian for anybody
not to like gardening.
It's part of a ministry to associate
with growing things.
Mr. Yancey you're deliberately trying
to get out of going to church.
I like to go to church.
I'm going to vespers services this
evening at Dr. Scranton's.
But Dr. Scranton isn't in our church.
I can go to any church I want to,
can't I?
That's part of the Bill of Rights.
And I prefer Dr. Scranton.
He's a sportsman, an outdoor man.
Jesus was an outdoor man and
he preached about the open sky,
and the sea, and fishermen,
simple things.
Are we going to church or aren't we?
We're already late.
I'll be glad to drive you all over,
Mrs. Yancey.
Well, that's a fine idea.
Come on, get in, Rosa.
How fast will it go?
No one's ever let a Stanley Steamer out,
but it should do sixty on the
straightaway easy.
Sixty miles an hour?
Well, you'll have to show me.
- I hope not.
- Oh, Margaret, why don't you sit in front?
- Oh, no, Grandmother, I much prefer to...
- Oh, scat, now.
Sit up in front with Jack where
you belong.
Come around this way, Margaret.
- Mother, why do you embarrass her like that?
- Because I don't like old maids.
- Let me in.
- There.
You'd better tell Uncle Josh that we
shan't be using the carriage.
Yeah, I'll tell him, I'm going
round there now.
Well, hold on, everyone.
Here we go!
Josh!
Josh!
Where the ho...
Josh.
Poor Josh.
We've been friends for a long time,
ain't we, boss?
Dearly beloveds,
we have come to pay our
last respects...
...to all that is model of Joshua Preston.
I'm the minister here,
and I'm supposed to preach
this funeral.
But I ain't been amongst you all long,
and I'm a stranger to the deceased.
And if Joshua Preston could have
his choice,
I believe that he would rather somebody
else would say the last words for him.
And I believe that he would rather
it be his boss.
Mr. Yancey, sir.
Would you take over my pulpit?
I deem it a privilege.
My friends,
Joshua's friends.
We've all read in the Holy word...
that greater love hath no man
than this,
that he lay down his life for
his friends.
Last week, Josh saved a life.
The life of my little girl.
And perhaps the shock of
this experience...
...was too much for his aging
heart to stand.
But perhaps there's a better way
of looking at it.
Perhaps the good Lord left Josh with us
a little longer than he meant to,
just a little longer,
so that he could save the life
of this child...
...whom he loved so well.
Because Josh loved children...
just as he loved flowers, and birds,
and laughter...
...and the rich brown earth from
which he was made.
Today we are returning his body
to that earth,
since God has seen fit to take his soul,
Josh and I were friends all our lives.
And if he were here today,
I think I know what would please
him most.
Will you play something that Josh liked?
Something he liked to sing.
And all of you sing.
Sing for Josh, our friend.
# Steal away, steal away #
# Steal away to Jesus #
# Steal away, steal away home #
# I ain't got long to stay here #
# My Lord calls me #
# He calls me by the thunder #
# The trumpet sounds within-a-my soul #
# I ain't got long to stay here #
# Steal away, steal away #
# Steal away to Jesus #
# Steal away, steal away home #
# I ain't got long to stay here #
Now don't go gallivanting around.
Remember your mother and Margaret are coming
in from Richmond on the one o'clock train.
- I won't, I'll pick you up at twelve-thirty.
- Right on the dot.
- Hey, look out, you!
- Well, look out yourse...
- Oh, Jim, I was afraid I'd miss you.
- Why, you tried hard enough not to.
Oh, well, I mean, Father
made me late and I...
I thought I was supposed to meet
you at the library.
I took a chance of catching you here.
I got to go over to Blaine Marble.
Oh.
- What's the matter?
- Your hair, it's up.
- Do you like it?
- Yes, I do.
- How's the family?
- Oh, in a perfect dither.
Mother, and Margaret and Caroline have been
in Richmond shopping for the wedding.
I'll bet Margaret will be
a lovely bride.
Yes, she will.
Tell me, am I still the gentleman
with the cloven hooves...
...and the pointed tail around
your house?
I don't know, Jim.
Mother, well...
Mother just doesn't mention you,
that's all.
You know, it's funny how someone can
go on worrying for twenty years...
...over something that never happened.
I'm glad it didn't happen, Becky.
So am I.
Father got a tremendous thrill
out of bringing me your letters.
You know, Jim, he's a born conspirator.
I think he's the most wonderful man
I've ever known in all my life, Becky.
I know he is.
But I'm always surprised when
outsiders realize it too.
- He... well, he hollers so much.
- Only at those he loves.
Why, I don't believe in all his life he's
ever done a really unkind thing to anyone.
Somehow, Becky, I think you're
going to be a lot like him.
Somehow, I don't think there'll ever be
anyone quite like him again.
But I've never had a nicer compliment.
Oh, there we are.
Goodbye, thank you, thank you,
keep up the good work.
Why, son!
Why, Jim, you missed my speech.
I'm so sorry, darling, but I came
as soon as I could get away.
Mother, I want you to meet Captain Yancey's
daughter, Miss Rebecca Yancey.
- Beck, this is my mother.
- Why, you darling child.
You're like your father,
isn't she, Jim?
Thank you, Mrs. Templeton.
You know, your lovely mother took
your father away from me.
Robert was my beau until Rosa
came along.
Yes, I... I sort of heard about that.
Well, I have to catch a train
for Richmond right away.
Call a cab, Jim, will you?
I'll drive you to the station,
Mrs. Templeton.
You darling, you're a lifesaver.
Becky, you're late.
How are you, Jim?
- Hello, Bob!
- How do you do...
Well, Marcia Marshall, what gracious
providence brings you here?
Don't you read the papers, Bob? I'm touring
the country for equal suffrage.
Ah, yes, anything for a fight,
eh, Marcia?
The cause is a good one. Any day.
- Here she comes.
- Here she is now.
Well, what on earth?
Why don't you go home and take
care of your children?
Caroline, how dare you?
- Here she comes!
- There she is!
Mother, look!
I am looking.
Well, this is... quite a reception,
Marcia.
Oh... Marcia... you remember Rosa.
Rosa, surely you remember Marcia.
- Oh, hi...
- Rosa Yancey!
Hold it, please.
As beautiful as ever.
You know, I've always been jealous of you
and at this moment I'm simply green with it.
- This is my daughter Margaret.
- Oh, so you are the one.
They've been telling me.
Bob Yancey, this is possibly...
...the loveliest child I've ever seen.
Gosh, Margaret, I thought I'd missed you.
The streets were so crowded, I...
And you must be the lucky
young man.
Did you know, Jack that your mother
was one of my bridesmaids?
Oh, I wish I could be here for the wedding.
I just love weddings.
Jim, I'm positively ashamed of you. To let
Jack walk away with this lovely child here.
I'd like her in my family.
Now, darling, you must write me
all about the wedding.
Sit way down front so you can tell
me everything that happens.
Well, goodbye, Bob, darling.
Goodbye, Rosa.
Oh, I wish I could stay and have
a good, long talk with you.
It's so wonderful to think of you
in back of Bob here.
The power behind the throne,
encouraging him in his career.
All aboard!
Well, bless you.
Bless you all.
Did you ever see anyone quite
like her?
No, I never did.
Lynchburg women staged
a demonstration of enthusiasm...
for woman suffrage that was and is
bound to be a great shock...
...to the more conservative Lynchburg
citizens.
Humph, vote for women.
At the station, Mrs. Templeton was greeted
by her lifelong friend Mrs. Robert Yancey.
Please, Mr. Yancey, I can't stand
any more.
Well, you might as well know what
the papers are saying about you, Rosa.
Mother, is the length right now?
Yes, it's perfect, darling.
You're lovely, Margaret.
Oh, you're a darling.
You're all darlings.
Mrs. Yancey, who had been
shopping in Richmond...
...with her about-to-be-married-daughter,
Miss Margaret Yancey,
rushed up to Lynchburg on
the noon train...
to lend the weight of her support
to the equal suffrage movement...
...for which Mrs. Templeton is campaigning
so vigourosly on a whirlwind lecture tour.
Is that the end, Mr. Yancey?
Yes, yes, that's all, Rosa.
- Well, I'm disappointed, Mr. Yancey.
- Why?
I thought surely there'd be
some cross-marks.
Hinges of Hades, I'm tired of being twitted
about those cross-marks!
Leaping Lucifer, I found it!
I found it.
Mr. Yancey, what on earth
are you doing?
Rosa, I know you're a very busy woman,
but have you read this book?
The Secret Four, no, I don't think so.
Well, it was written a long while ago
when I was a little boy.
- Look at it.
- Really, Mr. Yancey, I haven't time.
Just open it, take a little look
at the title page.
The title... yeah.
Cross-marks for kisses.
Marcia Marshall, Frances Nelson,
Robert Yancey,
Fred Stuart.
Now what have you got to say?
Why... Well, Mr. Yancey,
there's nothing to say, I...
- Robert.
- Yes.
This is your last term, isn't it?
Absolutely my last, Rosa.
Well, I never heard tell of an iron grill
for a rose trellis before, Mrs. Yancey.
Well, the wooden trellis keeps
rotting away, Mr. Phelps.
And I thought iron would last longer.
Well, if that's what you want, ma'am,
that's what you'll get.
Mr. Phelps, I really came down to ask
you about Mr. Yancey's campaign.
Why, ma'am, ain't I running it right?
Oh, of course you are.
Mr. Phelps, you know how
all these years...
...I have been opposed to Mr. Yancey
holding office.
Well, it wasn't because I really minded the
money or the time he'd lost because of it.
It was because...
Well, it was because I was afraid
that someday he'd wake up...
...and find himself an old man with
no office, nothing left to live for.
That mustn't happen, Mr. Phelps.
It mustn't.
Mrs. Yancey, ma'am, Captain Yancey's
never been beaten.
This William T. Spencer Jr. has
a lot of supporters.
But ma'am, Captain Bob beat the
Prohibition faction in 1913.
He beat the Ku Klux Klan in 1925.
And I reckon he's a match for
any Spencer there is...
...in the year 1929.
I don't want him to match, Mr. Spencer.
He must beat him.
If there's any doubt of his doing that,
...you must make him withdraw
from the race now.
Thirty-eight years he's given
to public service.
It'll kill him to be defeated.
It'll kill hem.
Aunt Emmeline, why is Grandpa's
picture in the newspaper?
On account of because he got
his pants beat off him, that's why.
Oh, you shut your big mouth
and tend to your business.
Come on, Jimmy, don't pay her
no attention.
Miss Rose.
Must I serve the breakfast now
or wait for Mr. Yancey?
- I'm hungry, Grandma.
- Can I please eat breakfast now?
The children are hungry, Aunt Emmeline,
serve breakfast now, we'll...
...let him sleep this morning.
Yessum, Miss Rose.
Come along, children, we won't wait.
Mmm, I'm so hungry.
- You take care of the children, Marylin.
- Alright, Mother.
- Do I have to take my milk, Mother?
- I don't like cereals.
Gee, I hope they have pancakes.
- What can we say to him?
- I don't know, dear.
I don't know.
I wish I could run away
and hide this morning.
I know, this is the morning I've been
dreading all these years.
That's why I was always so opposed
to your father holding office.
I knew someday he'd be defeated.
If it had only happened when
he was a young man.
He's too old now.
He can't survive the shock.
# Some talk of Alexander #
# And some of Hercules #
# Of Hector and Lysander #
# And such great names as... #
Good...
Good morning!
- Good morning, Mr. Yancey.
- Good morning, Father.
Well...
Instead of finding myself elected,
I find myself rejected...
...and all the house dejected.
Grandfather.
Good morning, good morning.
Hooray for you, Grandpa.
Hooray for you too.
Good morning, good morning,
good morning.
Good morning, Mr. Yancey.
Well, most men have to wait for
their own funeral...
...to get their whole family
together at one time.
Joel.
Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts,
which we are about to recieve
from thy bounty.
- Amen.
- Amen.
Well, there's nothing like a whale of a
walloping to give a man an appetite.
Emmeline, where in the howling Hannibal
are my biscuits?
- Emmeline!
- Here they are, Father.
Oh. Thank you.
Nobody in this house pays any attention
to time. There's no discipline, no system.
When I was a young man at VMI,
they insisted.
Well, I never went to Virginia
Military Institute, Mr. Yancey.
Fine stew you would have caused
there, Rosebud.
- Shall I drive you to the office, Father?
- Where's my briefcase?
Here it is, Mr. Yancey.
What? Oh, no, no, not a bit of it.
Two things in this world I've
always loved.
A bright young face and walking
in the sunshine.
- My but you're beautiful, rosebud.
- Rosebud at my age.
Yes, you're still my lovely
little rosebud.
It was very sweet of you to get up
at the crack of dawn...
...and change the dining room back
where ir belongs.
Thank you, Mr. Yancey.
Three cheers for Captain
Bob Yancey!
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Well... thank you, boys.
Thank you.
And now, I think that we ought to give
three cheers for John Phelps here.
The best campaign manager
a man ever had.
- Hip Hip!
- Hooray!
Hooray! Hooray!
For almost 40 years now,
John and I have been burning their
tails off every election time.
And now we know how it feels
to get our tails burned off.
But we're still young. At least I am.
John here's getting old.
Well, there'll be another election
in four years.
And by Hokie, I can take it if you can.
Well, I can take it, John.
Boys,
When a man has lived as long
as I have,
he has so much to be grateful for...
...that he has to count his blessings
ten by ten instead of one by one.
Three-score and ten, that's the normal
span of life according to the Bible.
I've had more than that.
I've had more than my share
of everything.
I've lived all of my life in the
best of all countries,
in the best of all states,
in the best of all cities.
Blessed with the best of
all families...
...and surrounded by the best
of all friends.
Bilious Bonapart, I'll be late
at the court house!
Come on, boys.
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot #
# And never brought to mind #
# Should auld acquaintance be... #
- Poor old Dad.
- Poor old Dad?
Naked Neptune, just look at him
go to town.
# ...auld lang syne, my dear #
# For auld lang syne #
# We'll take a cup o' kindness yet, #
# For auld lang syne #