They Made Me a Criminal (1939) Movie Script
1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10.
THE WINNER!
WHAT A FIGHT,
JOHNNIE!
OH, WHAT A...
THIS IS THE HAND...
THE LEFT ONE.
IT PACKS
DYNAMITE.
IT'S THE HAND!
JUST A MINUTE,
FELLAS, WILL YOU?
JUST A MINUTE.
GOOD BOY!
LET'S GET HIM
TO HIS CORNER.
COME ON. COME ON.
Man: SAY, YOU'RE
A SWELL MANAGER.
Second man: COME ON.
WHERE'S JOHNNIE? WHERE IS HE?
SNAP OUT OF IT.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HEY, BOYS,
A LITT ROOM.
HEY, JOHNNIE,
COME ON, BOY.
COME ON. YOU GOT TO SAY
A FEW WORDS TO THE PUBLIC.
OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
THAT THING
SCARES ME.
OH, COME ON. GO AHEAD. SAY SOMETHING.
ARE YOU
LISTENING, MOM?
I WON, MOM, AND THERE
ISN'T A MARK ON ME,
NOT A MARK.
I'LL BE HOME SOON,
SWEETHEART,
BUT DON' WAIT UP FOR ME.
SAY, LISTEN. THIS ISN' A PRIVATE TELEPHONE LINE.
YOU GOT TO SAY SOMETHING TO THE PUBLIC.
WELL, HELLO, FOLKS.
EXCUSE ME
FOR MENTIONING MOM,
BUT I KNOW YOU'D DO THE SAME THING
IF YOU HAD A MOTHER LIKE MINE.
WELL, ANYWAY, I WAN TO THANK YOU FOLKS
FOR ROOTING FOR ME ON MY
WAY UP TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
WELL, ANYWAY, I GUESS
WE'RE ALL GLAD IT'S BACK
IN THE GOOD OLD USA,
WHERE IT BELONGS.
I GUESS THAT'S ALL.
Man: ATTABOY, JOHNNIE!
Second man:
THE NEW CHAMPION!
GREAT FIGHT,
JOHNNIE.
YOU'RE A WORLD'S
CHAMPION.
THANKS,
INSPECTOR.
CONGRATULATIONS, DOC.
Man: I TELL YOU,
THIS KID WILL NEVER...
INSPECTOR ENNIS HERE?
YEAH, OVER THERE.
AND HE NEVER
FOUGHT AGAIN.
HA HA HA!
OH, HELLO, PHELAN.
GOT IT?
GOT A SURPRISE
FOR YOU, CHAMP.
WHAT'S THIS, MY BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING?
YOU REMEMBER THIS?
MY WATCH.
GEE, I'M GLAD
YOU FOUND IT.
MOM GAVE IT TO ME.
SAVED UP ALL YEAR FROM
MY HOUSEHOLD MONEY FOR IT.
HA HA!
MOTHER'S DAY AGAIN.
YEAH. WE PICKED IT UP A A SIXTH AVENUE HOCK SHOP.
WE GOT THE GUY
THAT LIFTED IT, TOO.
YOU KNOW, THIS WATCH
MEANS MORE TO ME
THAN THAT DIAMOND BEL I WON TONIGHT.
NICE WORK.
IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS BREWSTER.
THEY JUST SENT ME
UP WITH IT.
YEAH. YOU SEE, PHELAN IS
TOO BUSY DOWN AT THE MORGUE
TRYING TO KEEP THE STIFFS
FROM ESCAPING TO MAKE A PINCH.
HA! ISN'T THA RIGHT, MONTY?
IF YOU SAY SO, INSPECTOR,
IT MUST BE RIGHT.
Johnnie: LET DOC
KNOW WHO THE GUY IS,
AND HE'LL BE
WELL TAKEN CARE OF.
DO YOU MIND STRAPPING
THIS ON, MY GOOD FELLA?
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
NO POCKETS IN THIS SUIT.
NO.
THE OTHER WRIST.
SURE. THAT'S RIGHT.
THE OTHER WRIST.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN, YOU BEING A SOUTHPAW.
FIRST HOLE.
YOU BET.
FIRST HOLE.
THAT'S SOME WRIS YOU GOT THERE.
YEAH. I GUESS I GO PLENTY WRIST THERE.
SAY, I WAS A THE FIGHT TONIGHT.
YOU SURE GOT A FUNNY WAY OF
HANDLING YOURSELF IN THERE,
LEFT-HANDED LIKE THA WITH YOUR RIGHT STUCK OUT.
THAT'S THE FIRST THING
ONE NOTICES ABOUT A MAN,
HIS STANCE,
MORE THAN HIS FACE.
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE,
BUT NO TWO PEOPLE EVER
STAND JUST THE SAME WAY.
THAT'S A GREAT THEORY
YOU GOT THERE, PHELAN.
IS THAT HOW YOU
IDENTIFIED BARNEY SCOFIELD?
YES, INSPECTOR.
YOU'D BETTER GET ALONG
BACK TO THE MORGUE.
THOSE DEAD ONES MAY START TROUBLE
IF YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE TOO LONG.
OK, INSPECTOR.
A NEW ONE
YOU'RE RIDING?
NEW ONE? HA!
WHY, HE'S BEEN WITH THE
DEPARTMENT EVER SINCE I HAVE,
ONLY HE'S
ON MORGUE DETAIL,
WHILE I'M
AN INSPECTOR.
FUNNY THING.
HE SOMEHOW GOT THE IDEA
HE WAS A GREAT DETECTIVE,
MADE ALL KINDS
OF PINCHES,
TILL ONE DAY, HE MADE THE WRONG ONE.
TALKING
ABOUT PHELAN?
YEAH. REMEMBER HIM PUTTING
THE FINGER ON BARNEY SCOFIELD?
AND FINDING OU HE WAS WRONG
AFTER THEY BURNED
SCOFIELD IN THE CHAIR.
NO FOOLING.
HE DID THAT?
ALL RIGHT, JOHNNIE.
LET ME KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE READY TO GO.
I GOT A POLICE ESCOR OUTSIDE FOR YOU.
OK, INSPECTOR, AND
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
THEY'RE YOURS, MR. CHAMP, AND
YOU CAN CARRY AWAY THE BOX.
WRAP IT UP. HERE'S MORE OF YOUR PUBLIC.
HELLO, JOHNNIE.
GREAT FIGHT, BOY.
THANKS A LOT. I GO TO BE RUNNING AWAY NOW.
THERE'S A GANG OF
NEWSIES WAITING OUTSIDE
FOR A FEE I PROMISED THEM
AFTER THE FIGHT, SO...
THERE'S A GRAND GUY.
WINS A CHAMPIONSHIP,
AND THE FIRST THING
HE THINKS ABOU IS THE NEWSIES.
AND HIS POOR, OLD,
GRAY-HAIRED MOTHER.
"M" IS FOR THE MILLION
THINGS SHE GAVE ME
YOU THINK THAT'S
FUNNY, DON'T YOU?
LAY OFF, JOHNNIE.
HE'S CANNED.
DON'T GET SORE. I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
OK.
JUST BECAUSE A GUY DOESN' DRINK AND FOOL AROUND WITH WOMEN
AND RESPECTS HIS MOTHER, YOU DON' HAVE TO MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF HIM.
DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO HIM, JOHNNIE.
THE REST OF US
THINK YOU'RE OK.
Man: WE SURE DO,
JOHNNIE.
GOOD NIGHT.
SO LONG,
JOHNNIE BOY.
GOOD NIGHT,
JOHNNIE.
THERE GOES ONE GRAND GUY.
AM I RIGHT,
OR AM I RIGHT?
ONE GRAND GUY.
Announcer: TONIGHT YOUTH
WAS SERVED AGAIN
WHEN YOUNG JOHNNIE BRADFIELD WON THE
LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD
IN THE SEVENTH ROUND
OF A SCHEDULED 15-ROUND BATTLE.
JOHNNIE FIGHTS
LIKE A REAL CHAMPION.
WHILE HIS RIGHT JABS
WITH LIGHTNING PRECISION,
HIS LEFT IS PACKED
WITH DYNAMITE.
RED DYNAMITE,
I'D SAY.
SOME PARTY,
DOC, HUH?
HA HA HA!
YEAH.
Announcer:
LIVE AT HOME WITH MOTHER
AND STAY AWAY
FROM BOOZE AND WOMEN
IS THE NEW CHAMP'S
FORMULA.
SAYS YOU,
BUT HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THE
WOMEN, ISN'T HE, JOHNNIE?
NO WOMEN
IN THE CHAMP'S LIFE,
JUST LITTLE GOLDIE.
YEAH.
WHAT'S
THE MATTER, DOC?
YOU'RE SORE BECAUSE
YOU AIN'T GOT A GIRL?
NO.
I AIN'T SORE.
COME ON.
POUR US A DRINK.
YEAH, YEAH. A BIG ONE FOR ME, TOO, DOC.
WELL, YOU
GOT A DRINK.
WELL, GIVE ME
SOME MORE.
I WANT MUSIC.
COME ON. CHEER UP, DOC.
YOU'RE MY MANAGER,
AIN'T YOU?
WE WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP,
DIDN'T WE?
WE WERE RIGH UP THERE ON THE MONEY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A LOT OF DAMES.
YEAH. HERE.
NOW I'VE GO SOMETHING.
COME ON. COME ON. GET UP. LET'S DANCE.
COME ON. GET UP.
I WANT TO FINISH
THIS DRINK.
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO FINISH THAT.
COME ON. LET'S DANCE, DANCE, DANCE.
WILL YOU PUT THA DOWN? YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
NOW COME ON. DANCE.
OH, DON'T!
OH, JOHNNIE, NO!
HA HA!
HA HA HA!
7, 8, 9, 10.
I KNOCKED OU JOHNNIE BRADFIELD!
AW, WHO IS THAT?
MAYBE IT'S BUDGIE.
I TOLD HER TO COME UP.
AW, WHAT DID YOU
WANT TO DO THAT FOR?
DON'T BE THAT WAY, BABY.
SHE'S NOT GONNA STAY.
WELL, DARLING,
HERE WE ARE.
SO GOOD YOU
COULD COME.
THIS IS MY FRIEND
CHARLIE MAGEE.
HELLO. COME ON IN. I WAN YOU TO MEET EVERYBODY.
THIS IS DOC WARD.
DOC, THIS IS BUDGIE
MASSEY AND MR. MAGEE.
HIYA, DOC.
AND THAT IS JOHNNIE.
JOHNNIE! OH, JOHNNIE,
AM I CRAZY TO MEET YOU, EH?
DID YOU HEAR ME YELLING
FOR YOU TONIGHT?
I ALMOST BROKE UP
THE JOINT,
DIDN'T I,
CHARLIE, HUH?
YOU CERTAINLY DID.
JOHNNIE,
IS THAT FOR ME?
WELL, IT'S
STRAIGHT RYE.
OH, I CAN TAKE IT.
I TOLD YOU
I COULD TAKE IT, SEE?
HEY, WHY DON'T GIRLS
BE PRIZEFIGHTERS?
ANYONE AROUND HERE
WANT TO FIGHT, HUH?
HEY, JOHNNIE.
JOHNNIE, HEY.
YOU WANT TO FIGH WITH ME?
HEY, JOHNNIE,
COME ON.
SHOW ME
HOW TO FIGHT.
COME ON. LOOK A THAT LEFT OF MINE.
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
HOW ABOUT YOU?
BUDGIE, WHY
DON'T YOU RELAX?
AW, SHUT UP.
HEY, COME ON.
HIT ME CHAMP.
I'M WIDE OPEN.
HA HA HA!
OW!
WILL YOU
CUT IT OUT?
OOH, THE CHAMP
CAN'T TAKE IT.
PIPE DOWN,
WILL YOU, BUDGIE?
YOU'LL WAKE
MR. BRADFIELD'S MOTHER.
SHE'S A SOUND
SLEEPER.
SURE. SHE'S
A SHLOUND SHLEEPER.
SHE'S A SHLEEP
SHLOUNDER.
WHY DON'T YOU
GO HOME?
OH, JOHNNIE, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
BUDGIE WAS ONLY KIDDING,
WEREN'T YOU, HONEY?
WELL, I DON'T LIKE THAT KIND OF KIDDING.
SHE'S
SLUG NUTTY.
LISTEN. YOU CANT TALK
THAT WAY TO MY FRIENDS.
FRIENDS,
NOTHING.
NOBODY HAS GO ANY FRIENDS.
COME ON, HONEY.
GIVE ME
ANOTHER DRINK.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"NOBODY HAS GOT FRIENDS"?
AIN'T I
YOUR FRIEND?
YEAH,
YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
FOR 50%, YOU'RE
MY FRIEND.
THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
YEAH. YOU'RE MY FRIEND
NOW BECAUSE I'M UP,
BUT YOU AIN' FOOLING ME.
YOU'D TAKE MY ROLL,
MY WATCH, AND MY GIRL
IF YOU THOUGHT YOU
COULD GET AWAY WITH IT.
IF YOU WERE SOBER, YOU
WOULDN'T TALK LIKE THAT.
EH, GO ON.
IT'S A SUCKER'S GAME.
YOU MEAN,
THE FIGHT RACKET?
I MEAN,
BREATHING, LIVING.
NOBODY DOES ANYTHING UNLESS
THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT.
IF YOU DO,
YOU'RE A SUCKER.
EXCEP YOUR MOTHER, HUH?
HA HA HA!
THAT'S A LAUGH.
MY MOTHER.
MY DEAR, OLD MOTHER.
I HAVEN'T GO A MOTHER.
THAT GRAY-HAIRED OLD
LADY STUFF IS JUST A LINE,
A LINE FOR SUCKERS.
WELL, THAT'S
A GOOD LINE, AT THAT.
SURE IT IS.
SO IS THE ONE ABOU BOOZE AND WOMEN.
WHY, I'VE LAPPED UP
MORE BOOZE
AND RAN AROUND
WITH MORE WOMEN,
AND THE MOTHER ANGLE,
WHY, THAT'S JUST STANDARD.
CAN YOU DIE?
THAT JOHNNIE BRADFIELD
AIN'T GOT A MOTHER.
SHE WAS JUST A PROP
TO CATCH SUCKERS.
WELL, THERE'S A STORY FOR
YOUR PAPER, CHARLIE, HUH?
YEAH, SURE.
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT SHE SAY?
SHE SAID PLENTY. THAT MUG IS A REPORTER.
REPORTER?
HEY, CAN'T YOU TAKE
A JOKE, JOHNNIE?
THAT'S RIGHT,
THE "MORNING GRAPHIC."
YOU WOULDN'T PRIN WHAT JOHNNIE JUST SAID
IN YOUR PAPER,
WOULD YOU?
NOW, WOULDN'T I?
CAN YOU THINK
OF A BETTER STORY?
WELL, SO LONG,
FOLKS, AND THANKS.
JUST A MINUTE, MAGEE,
YOU'RE GONNA
STICK AROUND A WHILE.
OH, YEAH?
YEAH!
YOU DAMES GO
POWDER YOUR NOSES.
YOU WOULDN' DO ANYTHING.
NOT UNLESS WE HAVE TO.
SCRAM.
LISTEN, MAGEE. YOU
AIN'T GONNA PRINT THAT.
I'D BE A SUCKER
IF I DIDN'T.
AND I'D BE A SUCKER IF I
DIDN'T TAKE A POKE AT YOU,
AND THAT GOES FOR EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.
Doc: JUST A MINUTE, MAGEE.
YOU'RE NO LEAVING YET.
OH!
WHAT GOES ON OUT HERE? JOHNNIE!
JOHNNIE,
ARE YOU HURT?
NO. HE'S ALL RIGHT.
CHARLIE!
CHARLIE, WHAT HAVE
THEY DONE TO YOU?
CHARLIE. CHARLIE.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HOLY...
WHAT?
NOTHING.
HE'S DEAD.
HE'S DEAD!
SIT DOWN! SHUT UP!
WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?
SHE HAD I COMING TO HER.
COME ON. LET'S BLOW.
WE CAN'T.
JOHNNIE IS OUT COLD.
WE GOT TO.
GET YOUR WRAPS.
COME ON. HELP ME GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
BUT WHERE
ARE WE GOING?
OUT TO MACKEY'S.
THERE'S NOBODY THERE.
OH. GRAB THOSE
HATS AND COATS.
ALL RIGHT.
GET IN THERE FIRST.
GO AHEAD.
GRAB HIS ARM.
TRY AND MAKE
A SUCKER OUT OF ME.
COME TO YET?
NO. HE'S STILL DEAD
TO THE WORLD.
SWELL. LET'S GET HIM IN THE HOUSE.
HERE.
BETTER HAVE A SHOT.
THANKS.
WE'LL NEED IT BEFORE
THE NIGHT IS OVER.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
COME HERE.
WE GOT TO SCRAM OUT OF HERE, AND QUICK.
NO. I'M GONNA STICK.
I GOT TO STICK.
ALL RIGHT. YOU STICK. IT'S
ALL THE THANKS YOU'LL GET.
DOC, ARE YOU
SURE HE DID IT?
I'M TELLING YOU, HE SOCKED
HIM WITH THAT LEFT OF HIS,
AND WHEN HE
DOESN'T GO DOWN,
HE HITS HIM A TERRIFIC WALLOP
OVER THE HEAD WITH A WHISKY BOTTLE.
THEN THE GUY GOES DOWN AND
CONKS HIMSELF OUT FOR KEEPS.
THE WHISKY BOTTLE? THA DON'T SOUND LIKE JOHNNIE.
I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S A
KILLER WHEN HE'S DRUNK.
THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THA DAME WILL DO WHEN SHE WAKES UP.
WE'RE ALL IN IT,
YOU AND ME, TOO.
WELL, WE DIDN' DO ANYTHING.
YEAH? WELL, WE WERE
THERE, WEREN'T WE?
DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA
SAY WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?
DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA TAKE
THE RAP WHILE WE WALK OUT?
BUT WE DIDN' DO ANYTHING.
OH, SHUT UP.
YOU SAID THAT ONCE.
I'M EXPLAINING
TO YOU, AIN'T I?
IT AIN'T, "DID YOU DO ANYTHING?"
IT'S, "CAN YOU PROVE IT?"
CAN YOU PROVE
YOU DIDN'T DO NOTHING?
WELL, JOHNNIE
WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
NO. HE'D GO TO THE CHAIR
FOR YOU, WOULDN'T HE?
YOU JUST HEARD HIM SAY
HE'S NO SUCKER.
WE NEED
TO STICK TOGETHER,
YOU AND ME, KID.
HE SAID YOU'D TAKE
HIS ROLL AND HIS WATCH.
YEAH, AND HIS GAL.
I'M NO SUCKER,
EITHER.
COME ON.
UHH...
OH!
DOC. DOC,
I'M SCARED.
I'M SCARED
STIFF.
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE
SCARED ABOUT, HONEY.
WE'LL BE ACROSS
THE BORDER LIKE THAT.
THEN WE'LL HIDE OUT UNDER COVER
UNTIL THIS WHOLE THING BLOWS OVER.
COME ON.
COME ON, DOC.
GET SOMETHING HOT.
OK, BABY.
Radio announcer:
LICENSE NUMBER 2A-1243.
LOOK FOR JOHNNIE BRADFIELD,
POSSIBLY TRAVELING
WITH MANAGER DOC WARD
AND HIS GIRL, GOLDIE WEST.
REPORTER KILLED
IN HIS APARTMENT.
DOC, THEY'RE
AFTER US.
DON'T LET THEM
GET US, DOC.
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
BABY.
I WON'T.
I WON'T.
Announcer: PICK UP
GRAY CONVERTIBLE PHAETON
LICENSE NUMBER 2A-1243.
THOSE COPS,
THEY'RE AFTER US.
EXTRA, EXTRA.
"RUNAWAY KILLER DEAD IN
SMASH-UP!" READ ALL ABOUT IT.
EXTRA, EXTRA. READ ALL
ABOUT IT. PAPER, MISTER?
EXTRA, EXTRA. "RUNAWAY
KILLER DEAD IN SMASH-UP!"
READ ALL ABOUT IT.
EXTRA, EXTRA.
OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
I DIDN'T HIT HIM WITH NO BOTTLE.
I THOUGH YOU WERE DEAD.
Johnnie:
NO, I AIN'T DEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
THAT WAY FOR?
YOU KILLED
THIS MAN MAGEE.
I DIDN'T KILL HIM.
WELL, LISTEN. WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE, THEN?
I WANT TO ASK YOU WHAT ALL
THIS IS ABOUT, SAYING I'M DEAD.
THE WRISTWATCH.
YEAH. I KNOW.
I CAN READ.
I READ ABOUT I IN THE PAPERS, TOO.
HE STOLE MY WATCH,
MY GIRL, AND MY CAR.
EH, SERVES HIM RIGHT.
I'M SORRY
ABOUT GOLDIE.
SHE WAS OK.
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE
DOUBLE-CROSSED ME. IT WAS HIM.
LISTEN. DO YOU KNOW
THAT YOU'RE GUILTY
OF THE MURDER OF
THIS NEWSPAPER MAN?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
THAT WAY FOR?
I ARTED TO HIT HIM,
AND THEN I DON'T REMEMBER.
YOU STARTED TO HIT HIM,
AND HE'S DEAD,
AND HE, A NEWSPAPER MAN.
YOU'RE AS GOOD
AS DEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
THAT WAY FOR
YOU'RE AS GOOD
AS DEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU...
OFFICIALLY,
YOU'RE DEAD.
YOU'RE THE GUY THA BURNED UP IN THE CAR.
YOU CAME TO ME
FOR ADVICE.
THIS IS MY ADVICE.
STAY DEA
LET JOHNNIE BRADFIELD
STAY DEAD.
YOU BE SOMEBODY ELSE.
BE, UH, JACK...
JACK DORNEY.
NOW GET OU OF NEW YORK.
YEAH, YEAH, BUT I...
I NEED SOME MONEY.
I GOT 10 GRAND
IN THE NATIONAL TRUST BANK.
YOU CAN'T GO TO THE BANK.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
IT'S IN A VAULT. ALL I
HAVE TO DO IS OPEN THE BOX.
I GOT THE KEY RIGHT ON
ME. NOBODY WILL SEE ME.
NOBODY WILL SEE YOU.
WELL, LET ME HAVE THE
KEY. I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.
WOULD YOU DO THAT?
WHY, SURE.
HERE. GO TO
THIS ADDRESS.
STAY THERE UNTIL
YOU HEAR FROM ME.
KEEP OUT OF SIGHT.
I HAVEN'T ANY MONEY.
I HAVEN'T GOT A CENT.
WELL, HERE.
HERE'S $10.
WHAT AM I GONNA
DO WITH $10?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NIGHTCLUBS.
OK, AND WHEN WILL I
HEAR FROM YOU, TOMORROW?
YEAH, TOMORROW.
THIS IS THE ADDRESS?
YEAH.
NOW, DON'T BE SEEN
BY ANYBODY.
I GET YOU.
IF YOU'RE SEEN, YOU'LL
BE TRIED FOR MURDER.
DON'T TALK THAT WAY,
WILL YOU?
GROW A BEARD. DO SOMETHING
TO CHANGE YOUR APPEARANCE.
OK. I'LL DO SOMETHING.
I DIDN' FIGURE THAT...
"AND WE FIND THE DEATH OF
JOHN BRADFIELD AND GOLDIE WES "DUE TO ACCIDENTAL CAUSES
WHILE EVADING ARRES FOR THE MURDER
OF CHARLES MAGEE."
WELL, THE PAPERS
CAN'T SQUAWK THIS TIME.
A GUY IS MURDERED,
AND 6 HOURS LATER,
WE NOT ONLY DISCOVER
WHO COMMITTED THE CRIME,
BUT WE ALSO KNOW
THAT HE'S DEAD.
Man: CAN YOU
IMAGINE THE HOWL
IF THIS HADN' HAPPENED?
KILLING A REPORTER
IS ONE THING
THE PAPERS
WON'T STAND FOR.
BOY, YOU SAID IT.
WELL, THAT'S THAT.
CAN I SEE YOU
A MINUTE, INSPECTOR?
SURE. GOT A CLUE
ON THE MAGEE MURDER?
THAT'S IT EXACTLY.
I DON'T THINK
THE GUY THAT BURNED UP
WAS JOHNNIE BRADFIELD,
AT ALL.
OH, YOU'RE NUTS.
REMEMBER ME PUTTING THA WATCH ON HIS RIGHT HAND?
WELL, THE GUY THEY BROUGHT IN
HAD THAT WATCH ON, ALL RIGHT,
BUT IT WAS
ON HIS LEFT HAND.
SO WHAT?
CAN'T A GUY
CHANGE HIS WATCH
FROM HIS RIGHT WRIST TO HIS
LEFT, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE?
WELL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS A
GUY ALWAYS DOES THE SAME WAY,
LIKE THE SIDE HE STARTS
TO SHAVE ON THE MORNING
AND THE WAY HE
STARTS TO DRESS.
SAME THING
WITH A WRISTWATCH.
OH, PHELAN, YOU'VE BEEN
HANGING AROUND STIFFS SO MUCH,
YOU'RE SEEING THINGS.
THAT'S WHAT...
SEEING THINGS.
I TELL YOU
ANOTHER THING.
THAT WATCH WAS
IN THE THIRD HOLE.
WHEN I STRAPPED IT ON
JOHNNIE BRADFIELD'S WRIST,
I PUT I IN THE FIRST HOLE.
YOU HEARD HIM TELL ME TO DO IT HIMSELF.
SO ONE WRIST IS BIGGER
THAN THE OTHER.
DIDN'T YOU EVER
HEAR OF THAT?
MAYBE.
ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU REOPEN
THE CASE AND ASSIGN ME.
REOPEN THE CASE?
NOW GET THIS, PHELAN.
JOHNNIE BRADFIELD
MURDERED MAGEE,
AND IT WAS JOHNNIE
BRADFIELD WHO BURNED UP
ON THE HIGHWAY THIS MORNING AT 5 A.M.
NOW LISTEN, CHIEF.
LISTEN TO WHO?
THE TROUBLE WITH YOU,
PHELAN, IS,
THAT EVER SINCE YOU RAILROADED
THE WRONG GUY TO THE HOT SEAT,
YOU BEEN SEEING THINGS.
YOU'RE SCREWY.
WHY DON'T YOU RETIRE?
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE I'M
NOT THROUGH.
OH, YES, YOU ARE,
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT.
I'LL SHOW YOU IF I'M THROUGH. YEAH? HOW?
I'LL PROVE THAT GUY THEY BROUGH IN ISN'T JOHNNIE BRADFIELD.
YOU WILL, HUH?
LET ME TRY.
YOU'RE AFRAID TO.
WHO, ME?
YES! YOU!
FOR 10 YEARS, YOU'VE
BEEN PICKING ON ME
JUST BECAUSE
I MADE A MISTAKE.
WELL, MAYBE THIS
IS YOUR MISTAKE.
MAYBE IF I PROVE IT, THEY'LL
PUT YOU ON MORGUE DETAIL
LIKE YOU DID ME.
I'D LOVE TO SEE IT.
ALL RIGHT, PHELAN.
YOU GOT YOURSELF
AN ASSIGNMENT.
THANK YOU,
INSPECTOR.
NOW, BRING HIM BACK
DEAD OR ALIVE.
WHAT DID I
TELL YOU, FELLAS?
HE'S CUCKOO,
JUST PLAIN CUCKOO.
I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU
FOR TWO DAYS.
I'VE BEEN BUSY.
I WANT TO GET OUT OF
HERE. YOU GOT MY MONEY?
YES. I GOT YOUR MONEY RIGHT HERE.
THERE'S 50, 100,
150, 200, 250.
WHAT'S THIS?
THAT'S YOURS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
THAT'S MINE?
NOW, IF I WERE YOU,
I'D PUT AS MUCH DISTANCE
BETWEEN MYSELF AND THIS CITY...
WHERE'S MY MONEY?
WHERE'S MY 10 GRAND?
THE 250 YOURS. THE REST OF IT IS MY FEE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHERE'S
THE REST OF MY 10 GRAND?
I'VE EXPLAINED I TO YOU. IT'S MY FEE.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
MAKE A SUCKER OUT OF ME?
WHAT DO YOU
THINK I AM?
YOU HAND OVER THE REST OF
THAT 10 GRAND, OR I'LL...
OR YOU'LL WHAT? WELL,
YOU'LL GO TO THE CHAIR.
NOW LISTEN TO ME, AND
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE.
DON'T USE YOUR FISTS,
OR YOU'RE COOKED.
IF YOU TAKE THA COCKEYED STANCE OF YOURS
WITH YOUR RIGHT STUCK OU AND YOUR LEFT PULLED WAY BACK,
SOMEONE IS GONNA
SPOT YOU.
WHAT YOU DON'T SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND, DORNEY...
WHAT?
JACK DORNEY.
REMEMBER THAT?
JACK DORNEY.
THINK YOU CAN
REMEER THAT?
JACK... DORNEY.
WHAT I STARTED
TO SAY, DORNEY...
DORNEY.
DON'T TAKE THA COCKEYED STANCE OF YOURS.
DON'T USE
YOUR FISTS AT ALL,
NOT AT ALL.
YOU'LL BE KILLING
SOME OTHER MAN,
OR IF YOU DON'T,
YOU'LL GIVE YOURSELF AWAY.
YOU'LL
GIVE YOURSELF AWAY.
ONCE THEY GET YOU,
YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH...
BUT DO AS I SAY,
JACK DORNEY.
STAY AWAY FROM PLACES.
STAY AWAY FROM ALL PLACES,
OUT OF SIGHT, AFRAID.
FROM NOW ON, YOU'VE GOT TO BE AFRAID.
GET ME?
YEAH. YEAH.
I GET YOU.
THAT'S MY ADVICE,
AND IT'S WORTH 10 GRAND.
HERE.
NOW BEAT IT, SUCKER.
WHAT CAN I DO
WITH THIS?
$250?
WELL, IT'LL SEE
YOU A LONG WAY,
AND WHAT DO YOU
WANT MORE FOR?
YOU DON'T WANT TO USE ANY
TRAIN WHERE THERE'S PEOPLE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO USE AN AUTOMOBILE.
YOU GO HOP A FREIGHT SO
IT WON'T COST YOU ANYTHING
AND KEEP THE MONEY
FOR FOOD.
THAT OUGHT TO LAS YOU AT LEAST 6 MONTHS.
HEY, YOU GOT YOUR
FOOT ON MY MONEY.
THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG, BUDDY.
THAT'S MY MONEY,
NOT YOUR MONEY.
HEY,
WAIT A MINUTE.
TAKE IT EASY, MEL.
OH, SHUT UP.
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
TAKE A WALK.
HEY, PEGGY.
HEY, PEGGY. COME HERE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
LOOK. ANOTHER TRAMP.
HEY, PIPE THE DUDE,
WILL YOU?
IMAGINE THAT... ONE LESS TREE TO PICK.
WELL, THAT WOULD
BE SWELL, HUH?
JUST ANOTHER CITY SLICKER ON THE MOOCH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HEY!
WHAT'S THE IDEA?
LOOK. WE GOT COMPANY.
A DAME?
WHERE'S THE DAME?
NO DAME, YOU DOPE.
WHY DON'T YOU CUT I OUT? YOU PICK ON ME.
I WONDER IF THERE'S A CHANCE THAT...
YES. THERE'S
A BIG CHANCE.
THERE'S A LADDER
BACK THERE
AND SOME BASKETS
AND SOME DATES,
AND AFTER YOU PICK 3
BASKETFULS, YOU GET A HANDOUT.
OH,
I'M NO TRAMP.
HAW HAW.
I KNOW.
YOU'RE A BIG OIL MAN,
AND YOU CAME ALL THE WAY DOWN
HERE TO STUDY ABOUT ANTICLINE.
I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A
LIMOUSINE PARKED DOWN THE ROAD.
SUPPOSE I TOLD YOU I
DID HAVE A LIMOUSINE,
TWO OF THEM.
LOOK. I KNOW
ALL THE ROUTINES,
BUT IF YOU WANT TO EAT,
YOU GOT TO PICK.
I GOT A HUNCH I WOULDN'T CARE
FOR THE MEALS HERE, ANYWAY.
HMM.
ALL RIGHT WITH ME.
YOU KNOW, THE WALDORF
IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
YOU OUGH TO TRY THE CAVIAR.
THANKS. I'M A SUCKER FOR CAVIAR.
GRANDMA!
GRANDMA RAFFERTY!
QUICK!
OH, NOW WHAT'S
THE MATTER?
OH! OH!
HERE, HERE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
HE'S FAINTED.
WELL, COME ON. GET HIM OU OF HERE. WE DON'T WANT HIM.
NOW LOOK OUT. HE'S
SAGGING IN THE MIDDLE.
COME ON.
NOW GET HIM UP.
GOLDIE.
IS THAT YOU, GOLDIE?
NO, IT ISN'T GOLDIE.
WHERE AM I?
WHERE'S DOC?
TAKE IT EASY, PAL.
I WANT TO KNOW.
WELL, YOU'RE
AT RANCHO RAFFERTY,
ABOUT 20 MILES FROM
COLINGA, ARIZONA,
IF THAT MEANS
ANYTHING TO YOU.
ARIZONA.
YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I GET IT.
I MUST HAVE
TAKEN THE COUNT.
LONG COUNT, I'D SAY.
YOU'VE BEEN OU FOR TWO DAYS.
WHERE WAS I HIT?
IN THE STOMACH.
I DON'T THINK YOU'VE
EATEN FOR A WEEK.
HERE.
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S MILK.
EVER HEAR OF IT?
HA! SURE, SURE.
THEY MAKE UMBRELLA HANDLES OUT OF IT.
UGH.
NICE AND QUIE AROUND HERE, HUH?
MM-HMM.
NOBODY MUCH AROUND?
NOPE. JUST ME AND GRANDMA AND THE KIDS.
WHAT DO YOU DO
WITH YOURSELF ALL DAY?
RANCH.
I DON'T GET IT.
YOU'RE NOT THE KIND THAT...
NO.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE
RANCHER'S DAUGHTER TO ME.
LOOK. SUPPOSE YOU
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
ALL RIGHT.
LISTEN. YOU DO THAT AGAIN,
AND YOU'LL BE OUT FOR A WEEK.
I TOLD YOU ONCE
I WASN'T GOLDIE.
WELL, YOU CAN' ARREST ME FOR TRYING.
WELL,
HERE WE ARE.
HELLO, PEGGY.
HELLO,
SHERIFF.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
ALL RIGHT, I GUESS.
THAT'S GOOD. OH.
SO THIS IS THE YOUNG FELLA
THAT PASSED OUT ON YOU, HUH?
AYE, SHERIFF.
THIS IS THE BOY,
ALL RIGHT.
WHERE ARE YOU
FROM, BOY?
UM, TEXAS.
I'VE BEEN CUTTING
DOWN THERE.
THROATS?
UH, NO. BEEF.
GOT ANY FOLKS
AROUND HERE?
NO, NO, NO. MY FOLKS ARE BACK IN TEXAS.
I'VE BEEN JUS LOOKING FOR WORK
TILL THINGS
PICK UP DOWN THERE.
OH. OH, LEAVE THE BOY
ALONE, SHERIFF.
HE'S BEEN OUT OF HIS HEAD FOR TWO DAYS.
SURE, SURE.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE
ON MY WAY NOW.
JUST WANT TO STOP IN
AND SEE ABOUT THE KIDS.
I GOT TO MAKE MY REPOR TO THE BOARD, YOU KNOW.
EH, LIKE THEY
CARE ABOUT IT.
HEY, SHERIFF, HOW'S ABOUT ME
GETTING A PICTURE OF YOU, HUH?
MY PICTURE?
SURE. WHY NOT?
OK. OUT HERE
WHERE IT'S LIGHT.
HUH. THAT'S A
LIKELY-LOOKING YOUNG FELLER.
YEAH. HE'S LIKELY
TO GET OUT OF HERE
AS SOON
AS HE CAN WALK.
HA HA HA!
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
YOU SPONGE?
YOU'RE WALKING OU ON THE JOB, AREN'T YOU?
HEY, GRANDMA AND PEGGY!
EH, SHUT UP, YOU.
WHY, YOU BIG...
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU
PUNK. PUT UP YOUR DUKES.
BEAT IT, KID,
OR YOU'LL REALLY GET HURT.
A FINE THING TO BE HITTING A
LITTLE BIT OF A BOY HALF YOUR SIZE.
FOR TWO PINS, I'D BOX
THE SIDES OF YOUR EARS.
OH, I JUS TOUCHED HIM.
CAN'T A GUY
TAKE A WALK
WITHOUT SOME KID FIRING
OFF A 21-GUN SALUTE?
OH, SO YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY
WITHOUT SAYING A WORD TO ANYBODY.
WELL, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HANG
AROUND HERE FOREVER, DO YOU?
I TOLD YOU I WAS
LOOKING FOR WORK.
WELL, IT'S 20 MILES
TO THE NEAREST TOWN.
OH, WHY DON'T YOU
LET HIM GO?
THE SHERIFF HAS
A PLACE FOR HOBOES.
I TELL YOU, I'M
LOOKING FOR WORK.
THEY CAN'T DO NOTHING TO A MAN FOR THAT.
YOU TALK LIKE
I WAS A CRIMINAL.
SEE HERE. IF IT'S ONLY
WORK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,
YOU KNOW, THERE'S PLENTY
OF THAT HANGING AROUND HERE.
I GET IT. YOU KEPT ME A COUPLE OF DAYS.
NOW YOU WANT ME
TO WORK IT OFF, HUH?
FOR WHAT ELSE
WOULD I BE ASKING?
A GREAT, BIG, LAZY
LUMMOX OF A FACE LIKE YOURS
TO BE STANDING
AROUND HERE.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?
WELL, TILL YOU GET A BIT OF
COLOR INTO THAT FACE OF YOURS,
YOU CAN SIT AROUND
IN THE SUN
AND AMUSE THE KIDS.
BAH.
AMUSE THE KIDS?
Boy: HA HA HA!
HA HA!
WE'RE NOT AMUSED.
HEY. YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK, AIN'T YOU?
YEAH.
I BEEN THERE.
BOY, DO I MISS
THAT EAST RIVER.
YEAH, AND THAT REFORM
SCHOOL YOU WAS GOING TO.
I GUESS YOU MISS
THAT, TOO, HUH?
EH, REFORM SCHOOL
AIN'T SO BAD.
ME BROTHER HAS BEEN
UP THERE TWICE.
HE DON'T GET OU TILL HE'S 21.
YEAH. HE GO A LEASE ON THE JOINT.
JUST WHAT IS
THE SETUP HERE?
OH, WE GOT TOO HO IN NEW YORK.
SO THEY SENT US OU HERE TO REFORM US.
YEAH? WHO DID?
FATHER RAFFERTY. DID
YOU EVER HEAR OF HIM?
HE WAS NEVER
IN MY CHURCH.
MINE, NEITHER.
WELL, ANYHOW, HE WAS A PRIES DOWN ON THE EAST SIDE, SEE,
TILL HE DIED
ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
HE GOT UP THAT "HELP
THY NEIGHBOR" FUND
TO SEND TOUGH KIDS
OUT TO HIS SISTER.
THAT'S
THE OLD LADY.
WHAT FOR?
TO GE DEGENERATED.
REGENERATED,
YOU DOPE!
REGENERATED.
THAT MEANS
REFORMED.
A REFORM SCHOOL
FOR KIDS, HUH?
HA!
YEAH, BUT THEY AIN' GONNA REGENERATED ME
BECAUSE I'M GOING BACK TO THE EAST SIDE.
HOW YOU GOING, BY PULLMAN, OR
YOU GONNA TAKE A SPECIAL AIRPLANE?
I'M GONNA
TOUR BACK, JOE.
I'M GONNA TOUR BACK
LIKE HIM.
EH, YOU AIN' GOT THE NERVE.
YOU AIN'T GO THE NERVE.
HEY. WHO'S THE DAME?
OH, THAT'S
TOMMY'S SISTER.
Johnnie: YEAH?
AND WHAT DID SHE DO?
SHE DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO WATCH
TOMMY GET DEGENERATED.
REGENERATED!
AW, CUT IT OUT.
YEAH. THE JUDGE WOULD'VE
SENT TOMMY TO REFORM SCHOOL
IF SHE HADN'T PROMISED
TO PLAY COPPER TO HIM.
UNTIL HE
GET DEGENERATED.
EH, SHUT UP.
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO DO, MURDER ME?
NO, ONLY
CUT YOUR THROAT.
YOU KNOW, TOMMY IS
A PRETTY TOUGH GUY.
THEY CAUGHT HIM
ROBBING A WAREHOUSE.
THEY GOT ME FOR SLASHING
TIRES ON CHERRY STREE IN A PARKING GARAGE.
GOT A MATCH?
WHAT DO YOU
GOT THERE?
OH, THE CORK-SILK BUTT. YOU WANT ONE?
NO. ONE OF YOU KIDS
WOULDN'T KNOW
WHERE A GUY COULD GE SOME REAL BUTTS, WOULD YOU?
YEAH. THEY SELL THEM
OVER AT THE STAND.
YEAH? WELL, WHAT'S THE
USE OF SMOKING GRASS
WHEN YOU CAN
HELP YOURSELF?
NAH. THEY WOULDN'T STEAL
NOTHING AROUND HERE.
NO STEALING FOR ME.
I THOUGHT YOU KIDS
WERE TOUGH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
AFRAID, KID?
AFRAID? HMM. I AIN' AFRAID OF NOTHING.
HOOKING BUTTS AIN' MY LINE, THAT'S ALL.
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I DARE YOU
TO GET ME SOME.
OH, A DARE. DARE.
YOU GOT TO TAKE A DARE.
EHH.
HEY, AIN'T YOU GONNA TAKE A DARE?
TOMMY, YOU GOT TO TAKE A DARE.
HELLO, SIS.
WELL, HIYA, TOMMY.
FINISH PICKING YET?
UH-UH, NOT YET.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU'RE
NOT QUITTING SO SOON, ARE YOU?
WELL, I AIN' QUITTING.
IT'S JUST THAT IT'S
KIND OF HOT, THAT'S ALL.
HEY, CAN I
HAVE A DRINK?
YEAH. YEAH.
I'LL GET ONE FOR YOU.
HERE YOU ARE.
OH, THANKS.
BOY, THAT JUS HIT THE SPOT.
YOU GET THEM, KID?
YEAH. HERE YOU ARE.
NICE WORK.
THANKS.
VERY NICE WORK,
GETTING KIDS
TO STEAL FOR YOU.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING
LOWER THAN THAT,
I HAVEN'T MET IT YET.
COME ON.
BOX THERE. GO ON.
COME ON!
CROWN HIM, ANGEL!
BOX. FIGHT.
GO AHEAD!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
GO ON. GO AHEAD.
GO ON. DO IT.
GO AHEAD.
BREAK IT UP, GUYS!
BREAK IT UP.
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
EH, LOOK OUT.
BOX. FIGHT.
GUYS, GUYS, FIGHT.
HIT HIM WITH
THAT RIGHT, TOMMY.
COME ON, GUYS.
FIGHT.
COME ON.
GO AHEAD. FIGHT.
OH, KNOCK
HIS BRAINS OUT.
ONE GUY,
GET KNOCKED DOWN.
AAH!
FOUL! FOUL! FOUL!
WHAT DID I DO?
SHUT UP.
HEY, YOU SAW IT,
DIDN'T YOU?
WE DIDN' SEE NOTHING.
SURE, IT WAS A FOUL. HE
CAN'T PUT NOTHING OVER ON ME.
AS LONG AS THE REFEREE
SEES YOU, IT'S A FOUL.
SURE. I KNOW MY MARKWIS
OF QUEENSBURY RULES.
MARQUIS.
AAH!
CUT IT OUT, YOU...
YOU'RE GONNA BE SMART,
YOU DO IT IN THE IN-FIGHT.
COME HERE.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
HERE, TOMMY.
STAND UP THERE.
SEE, YOU'RE LEADING
WITH YOUR RIGHT,
AND YOU'RE MOVING
LIKE THAT.
WHILE YOU'RE TURNING
YOUR RIGHT AROUND,
YOU FAKE
A LEFT HOOK,
AND YOU JAB HIM IN THE
GUTS WITH YOUR LEFT ELBOW.
SEE? YEAH, BUT THAT AIN'T FAIR.
OF COURSE, IT AIN'T IF
THE REFEREE SEES YOU.
THE TRICK IS TO GET THE OTHER
GUY BETWEEN YOU AND THE REFEREE
SO'S HE WON' SEE YOU.
COME ON, JACK.
LET'S BOX.
EH, I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
OH, SAYS YOU.
COME ON.
HA HA HA!
COME ON, JACK.
HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE.
WATCH THAT RIGHT,
TOMMY.
WATCH THAT RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WAS ONLY
TAKING YOUR PICTURE.
LAY OFF. DON'T YOU
EVER DO THAT AGAIN, SEE?
WHAT'S EATING YOU?
NEVER MIND, BUT LAY
OFF WITH THAT CAMERA.
OK, OK.
WHAT YOU GETTING SORE ABOUT, JACK?
COME ON.
COME ON, JACK.
COME ON, JACK. SHOW US SOME MORE TRICKS.
GO ON.
GIVE HIM THAT ELBOW.
HIT HIM WITH
THE RIGHT, BOY.
GIVE HIM THA RIGHT, TOMMY.
COME ON.
GET UP AND...
NOW LOOK. IF YOU CAN' GET TO STAND ON HIS FEET,
GIVE HIM THE THUMB
IN THE EYE LIKE THIS.
OW! I GET IT.
Johnnie: ONLY HARDER
AND QUICKER,
BUT MAKE SURE YOU GOT THE OTHER
GUY BETWEEN YOU AND THE REFER...
OK, KIDS.
BEAT IT.
BEAT IT. BEAT IT.
GEE WHIZ, PEGGY,
YOU'RE ALWAYS BUTTING IN.
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE
US MEN ALONE?
WHY, YOU SURE CAN
GET IN MY HAIR.
I WAS JUST TEACHING THE KID
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.
YEAH,
WITH DIRTY TRICKS.
WELL, SOMEBODY WILL
PULL THEM ON HIM,
AND HE MIGHT AS WELL
LEARN TO PULL THEM FIRST.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING
IS ON THE LEVEL, DO YOU?
DO YOU? I KNOW YOU'RE NOT.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
YOU'RE PLAYING PROBATION
OFFICER, AREN'T YOU?
SO WHAT? GETTING DOUGH FOR IT?
NO.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THA PRIEST IN NEW YORK.
HE'S DEAD.
YEAH? WHAT ABOU THE FUND?
THERE ISN' ANY FUND.
IT STOPPED
WHEN HE DIED.
YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
YOU AND THE OLD LADY
ARE SUPPORTING THESE
KIDS ON THE CUFF, HUH?
THAT'S RIGHT.
WHAT FOR?
YOU WOULDN' UNDERSTAND.
EH, YOU MUST HAVE
SOME ANGLE.
I WONDER IF YOU'RE AS
TOUGH AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.
I AIN'T SO TOUGH,
BUT I AIN' A SUCKER, EITHER.
WHAT DO YOU CALL
A SUCKER?
WELL, YOU'RE A SUCKER IF
WHAT YOU TELL ME IS TRUE.
SO'S THAT OLD LADY.
SO'S THAT DEAD PRIEST.
WHY, BECAUSE HE
PUT OUT A HELPING HAND?
"HELP YOURSELF"
IS MY SLOGAN.
AND WHAT DOES
THAT GET YOU?
WELL,
A LOT OF THINGS.
THANKS FOR THE LESSON.
ALL RIGHT. B-16.
"SINGLE-PUMP, 500-GALLON,
FIREPROOF TANK.
$1,938
INSTALLED."
SO WHAT?
TOMMY IS FIGURING ON
OPENING UP A SERVICE STATION.
YEAH? WHERE AT?
OH, IN FRON OF THE STORE.
TOMMY JOINED THE BIG BROTHER MOVEMENT.
YEAH. WELL, A FELLA
HAS GOT A RIGH TO LOOK OUT AFTER HIS
OWN SISTER, AIN'T HE?
WELL, WHAT'S THE
MATTER WITH YOUR SISTER?
SHE WAS DOING ALL RIGH WHEN I SEEN HER LAST.
SHE'S PLENTY WORRIED
ABOUT THE RANCH.
ONLY SELLING ENOUGH DATES
TO PAY FOR FOOD AND UPKEEP.
WE'VE BEEN BEHIND IN TAXES EVER SINCE
MONEY STOPPED COMING FROM NEW YORK.
MIGHT LOSE THE PLACE
BEFORE LONG.
WELL, WHO TOLD
YOU ALL THIS?
THAT'S ALL SHE
AND GRANDMA TALK ABOUT.
YEAH.
I HEARD THEM, TOO.
SO WHAT?
SO WE FOLD UP THE RANCH
AND GO BACK TO NEW YORK.
BOY, THAT WOULD
BE SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW, THERE AIN'T A
GAS STATION ON OUR ROAD
42 MILES ONE WAY
AND 28 THE OTHER.
ABOUT 200 CARS A DAY PASS
OUR PLACE DURING WEEKDAYS
AND TWICE AS MANY
ON SUNDAYS.
I FIGURE WE COULD SUPPOR THE RANCH SELLING GAS.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S
DEGENERATED, ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DID YOU SAY THAT GAS
STATION WAS GONNA COST?
OH, ABOUT TWO GRAND.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU
EXPECT TO USE FOR MONEY?
HE THINKS HE'LL
STICK UP A BANK
WHEN HE GETS
BIG ENOUGH.
OH, SHUT UP.
THAT AIN'T FUNNY.
EH, IT'S TOO HO FOR PIPE DREAMS.
IS THAT THE TANK
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
YEAH! THAT'S IT! THE
EAST RIVER OF THE WEST.
WHOA!
NOW LISTEN, KIDS.
GET THIS.
WE WENT DOWN THE ROAD SEVERAL MILES TO THA NEW DATE RANCH WHERE THEY'RE IRRIGATING.
WE WATCHED THEM FOR A WHILE AND
SORT OF FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME, SEE?
ANYBODY THAT SQUEALS WE WEN SWIMMING GETS THE WORKS, UNDERSTOOD?
RIGHT. CHECK.
LAST ON IN IS A YELLOW DOG!
FIRST ON IN
IS A HEEL!
SHUT UP, WILL YOU?
WANT OLD MAN HENRY
TO COME AROUND AND CHASE US?
DON'T RUSH.
WE GOT ALL DAY.
BOY, WAIT TILL I
GET IN THAT WATER.
LET'S GO!
BOY, THIS IS THE LIFE. I'M COMING.
HERE I GO!
HOW'S THE WATER, JACK?
IT'S THE CAT'S!
YAHOO!
WAIT FOR ME!
THE OLYMPIC CHAMP
IS COMING NOW.
BABY!
WHY DON'T YOU
COME ON IN?
OH, WHAT ARE YOU
SCARED OF?
I AIN'T SACRED.
HEY, HE'S FROM
EIGHTH AVENUE.
NONE OF THEM KIDS
KNOWS HOW TO SWIM.
WHO DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SWIM?
I'LL SHOW YOU.
HEY, FELLAS, LOOK HOW LOW THE WATER IS.
I CAN JUS REACH THE TOP.
THEY MUST BE
IRRITATING.
IRRIGATING, YOU DOPE. IRRIGATING.
OK, OK.
IRRIGATING.
HEY, JACK!
I CAN'T REACH THE TOP!
JACK, YOU BETTER HELP HIM
BECAUSE HE CAN'T SWIM VERY GOOD.
OK, KID.
UP YOU GO NOW.
OH, JACK! GET ME UP!
SHUT UP. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
I WANT TO GET UP!
YOU ALL RIGHT NOW?
OF COURSE, YOU ARE.
COME ON.
HEY, JACK! THE WATER IS RUNNING OUT.
I KNOW. HERE.
HOLD HIM, WILL YOU?
TOMMY, COME HERE.
DIPPY,
YOU HOLD ANGEL.
NOW LOOK. I'M GONNA GO DOWN,
LIFT YOU UP BY YOUR ANKLES,
AND LIFT YOU RIGHT UP ON THE
TOP, AND YOU GRAB HOLD OF IT.
OK. LET'S GO.
READY?
TRY AGAIN.
YOU READY?
YEAH, I'M READY.
SPIT, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
TELLING ME THE TRUTH?
CROSS MY HEART.
HONEST, PEG, I DON' KNOW WHERE THEY WENT.
WELL, DIDN'T THEY SAY
WHERE THEY WERE GOING?
JUST TOOK THE TRUCK AND LEFT.
HOW LONG AGO?
ABOUT AN HOUR.
IT'S DOWN TO 10 FEE AND STILL FALLING.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS STICK TOGETHER
AND WAIT TILL THE WATER GOES
DOWN, AND WE CAN TOUCH BOTTOM.
YOU GETTING TIRED?
NO. NAH. NO.
HEY, JACK! THE WATER STOPPED GOING DOWN.
ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH. YOU SEE? IT'S
STILL AT THE SAME MARK.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
HEY!
HERE. I'M GONNA GO DOWN AND SEE
WHAT'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS TANK.
WILL YOU HOLD HIM
FOR A FEW MINUTES?
YEAH. I'LL HOLD HIM.
DON'T LET ME GO, TOM.
THERE'S A VALVE DOWN THERE
THAT LETS THE WATER OUT,
BUT YOU GO TO KEEP IT OPEN.
I'LL GO DOWN THIS TIME. TAKE THE KID.
OK.
HERE I GO.
I COULDN' HOLD IT VERY LONG.
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
TOMMY.
I THINK
IT'S GONE DOWN.
HERE. HOLD HIM,
WILL YOU?
I'M GONNA
TAKE A TRY.
TAKE IT EASY, KID.
TAKE IT EASY.
DID YOU GET IT?
I TOUCHED BOTTOM.
ONE MORE TIME
OUGHT TO DO IT.
GO AHEAD, JACK.
OH, PEG, WE'VE BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
WE CAN'T FIND
THOSE GUYS.
YEAH. WE WAS ALL THE
WAY DOWN THE ROAD, TOO.
GRANDMA, THEY COULDN'T HAVE
TAKEN THE TRUCK TO TOWN.
OH, WELL,
DON'T WORRY, PEGGY.
MAYBE THE TRUCK
BROKE DOWN.
THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.
OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
NOW COME ON. GET UP.
HERE WE GO. UP!
NOW TOMMY AND ANGEL.
REACH FOR THAT LADDER
AND BRING IT DOWN.
OK, GUYS.
COME ON.
YEAH.
LOOK ALIVE.
ALL RIGHT, KIDS.
UP ON IT.
THAT'S IT.
WAIT TILL HE
GETS UP ON IT.
HEY, THIS GUY IS SPOUTING
WATER LIKE A FOUNTAIN.
KEEP HIS FACE DOWN.
THIS BUMPING UP AND DOWN
WILL DO HIM GOOD.
JOHNNIE, DO YOU THINK
HE DROWNED MAYBE?
NO, NO.
HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
NOW, LISTEN.
NOBODY TALK, SEE?
HE GOT AWAY FROM US AND FELL IN
THE WATER, AND WE FISHED HIM OUT.
GET THAT?
UNDERSTAND?
YEAH, SURE.
WE HAVEN'T SEEN THEM SINCE
ABOUT 2:00 THIS AFTERNOON.
THEY LEF IN THE TRUCK.
WELL, I DON' KNOW, SHERIFF.
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THEY WENT.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
HEY, LOOK.
HERE THEY COME.
Peggy: NEVER MIND, SHERIFF.
THEY JUST CAME IN. THANKS.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WE TOOK THE TRUCK AND WENT WAY DOWN...
DOWN TO WHERE THEY WAS
IRRIGATING THAT NEW RANCH,
AND WE STOPPED
TO WATCH THEM, AND...
YEAH, AND BEFORE WE KNEW
IT, IT WAS GETTING DARK,
WASN'T IT, ANGEL?
YEAH.
WHY, YOU'RE WE TO THE SKIN!
OH! GET SOME TOWELS, QUICK,
AND GET A BRANDY.
COME OVER TO THE STOVE
AND GET WARM.
WELL, WHAT DID
YOU DO TO HIM?
HE FELL IN
AN IRRIGATION DITCH.
YEAH, SURE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
DID YOU ALL FALL IN THE
SAME IRRIGATION DITCH?
YEAH. WE GOT WE FISHING HIM OUT.
WELL, THEY'VE GO TELEPHONES, YOU KNOW.
NOT WHERE WE WAS.
I DON'T EXPECT TO GE THE TRUTH OUT OF YOU
OR OUT OF ANY OF THEM
WHILE YOU'RE AROUND.
IN FACT, I THINK WE
HAVE ENOUGH OF YOU.
GET OUT.
IT'S OK WITH ME. WHEN
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?
THE SOONER,
THE BETTER.
I'LL LEAVE RIGHT NOW, IF
THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT.
PEGGY, YOU DON' KNOW WHAT HE...
SHUT UP.
COME ON.
EH, IT AIN'T RIGHT,
I TELL YOU. IT AIN'T.
EH, THAT'S OK.
THERE WE WAS, CAUGH LIKE CATS IN A TRAP.
YOU MEAN, RATS. I MEAN,
CAT. YOU KNOW, JACK.
JUST LIKE WHEN YOU DROP A BUNCH OF
KITTENS TO DROWN IN A BUCKET OF WATER.
SURE. THAT'S RIGHT.
THERE WE WAS,
ON THE DRINK OF DEATH.
BRINK.
AW, CUT THAT OUT,
WILL YOU?
EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT, YOU
MAKE ME NERVOUS ALL OVER.
THINK THAT'S
GOOD FOR ME?
WELL, ANYWAY, IN THE
WATER, IT'S DRINK OF DEATH.
WE'D ALL BE DEAD DUCKS
IF IT WASN'T FOR JACK.
SURE. OF COURSE.
CERTAINLY.
WHY WON'T YOU
LET US TELL HER?
WELL, SHE'D SAY IT WAS
MY FAULT FOR TAKING YOU.
YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF TAKING
ANYBODY WITH YOU, HAVE YOU?
WHO? WHO DO
YOU MEAN? YOU?
WELL, LOTS OF RANCH HELP TRAVEL
AROUND IN PAIRS LIKE THAT.
WHAT ABOUT THA GAS STATION?
WELL, THAT CAN WAIT TILL I
EARN ENOUGH DOUGH AND COME BACK.
EH, I'D LIKE
TO TAKE YOU, KID.
BUT YOUR SISTER WOULD HAVE THE
MILITIA OUT AFTER ME FOR KIDNAPPING.
WELL, I ONLY
THOUGHT THAT...
SURE, TOMMY,
AND I APPRECIATE IT.
BUTTING IN
AGAIN, HUH?
HAVEN'T YOU CAUSED ENOUGH
TROUBLE FOR ONE DAY?
I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO JACK ALONE.
OK, KIDS. BEAT IT.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
NOTHING, JOHNNIE,
EXCEPT THAT...
WELL...
ANGEL TOLD ME THE TRUTH ABOU WHAT HAPPENED THIS AFTERNOON.
I SAID I WAS SORRY,
DIDN'T I?
I CALLED YOU A HEEL, BU I GUESS YOU'RE A HERO.
IS THIS A BUILDUP FOR
ANOTHER SOCK IN THE NOSE?
NO. I THINK
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
SURE. I AIN' A BAD GUY.
I TOLD YOU SO BEFORE.
I KNOW.
SO DID GRANDMA,
BUT I DIDN' BELIEVE IT TILL NOW.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE
UNLESS YOU WANT TO.
YOU KNOW,
THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON
I WANT TO STAY HERE...
YOU.
DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY?
WELL, UH,
THAT'S THAT.
UM, AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALL
CLEANED UP AND EVERYTHING,
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DRIVE ME TO TOWN?
I GOT SOME ERRANDS.
IT'S A DATE.
WELL, THEN YOU BETTER GRAB YOURSELF
SOME SUPPER, AND I'LL CHANGE.
15 MINUTES.
MIND?
UH-UH.
SAY, I KNOW A SPOT ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
WHERE NO CARS
EVER PASS.
SUPPOSE
WE PARK AND...
TALK.
WHAT FOR?
I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
AIN'T THAT ENOUGH?
YEAH. IT'S A LOT, BU IT STARTS THE WRONG WAY.
HOW, THE WRONG WAY?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT YOU
OR WHO YOU ARE,
EXCEPT YOUR NAME,
AND MAYBE I ISN'T YOUR NAME.
YOU SOUND LIKE I WAS
PROPOSING MARRIAGE.
WHAT ARE YOU
PROPOSING?
OH, NOTHING
LIKE THAT.
OH.
WELL, YOU'RE
FRANK, ANYWAY.
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
BE FRANK, TOO?
YOU WANT ME TO?
SURE.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE
A NICE-LOOKING MAN...
THANK YOU KINDLY.
WITH THE RIGHT HEART...
AHH.
BUT THE WRONG HEAD.
BECAUSE I TRY
TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU?
NOPE. BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER.
YOU KNOW, I'M
FROM THE BIG CITY, TOO,
AND I'VE HEARD
A LOT OF LINES BEFORE.
AND SO IT'S UP TO ME TO
THINK OF A NEW LINE, HUH?
MM-HMM.
WOULDN'T HURT.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL THINK OF ONE.
I'LL BE WAITING.
HI, JACK!
HI, PEGGY!
HIYA, SPEED.
YOU GET SOME GAS.
I'M GOING OVER
TO THE HARDWARE STORE
TO SEE MR. HAYMAN
ON SOME BUSINESS.
BACK IN A MINUTE.
RIGHT.
FILL 'ER UP?
YEAH, WITH THE CHEAP.
OH, WHY DON'T YOU GE SOME GOOD GAS THIS TIME
SO YOU CAN TRY OU MY NEW PUMP?
IF I EVER TRY TO PUT GOOD GASOLINE INTO
THIS JALOPY, SHE'D PROBABLY EXPLODE.
SAY, I'VE GOT SOME SWELL NEW OIL
OVER THERE, IF YOU CAN USE ANY.
JUST CAME IN.
YEAH? HOW MUCH?
30 CENTS.
30 CENTS?
THAT'S TOO MUCH.ENTS.
HEY, YOU GONNA
TAKE THAT IN?
I HEAR HE'S GOOD.
EH, IF HE
WERE ANY GOOD,
HE WOULDN'T BE
BARNSTORMING IN THE STICKS.
WELL, HE MUST BE PRETTY GOOD
IF THEY'RE GONNA GIVE $500
TO ANYBODY WHO CAN
STICK WITH HIM.
THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
YEAH. I GUESS THAT IS A
LOT OF MONEY, ALL RIGHT.
Speed: THAT NOT ENOUGH
TO TEMPT ME, THOUGH.
NO?
SAY, I WOULDN'T GET IN THE
RING WITH THAT BIG, UGLY MOOSE
FOR $5,000 A ROUND.
"WILD BULL OF EUROPE."
HUH. LOOKS LIKE
A KILLER TO ME.
HMM? UM, ALL SET?
YEAH. SHE TOOK 8 GALLONS. THAT $1.28.
CHARGE IT.
SAY, JACK, THAT BILL
IS GETTING KIND OF HIGH.
OW ABOUT A LITTLE
ON THE ACCOUNT?
EH, WHAT ARE YOU
SQUAWKING ABOUT?
YOU'LL GET PAID...
SOMETIME.
OK.
I GUESS I CAN DO MY BI FOR PEGGY AND THE OLD LADY
TILL THINGS GE BETTER FOR THEM.
THAT'S A NICE PUMP.
SAY, YOU DO PRETTY GOOD
AROUND HERE, DON'T YOU, SPEED?
OH, I CAN' COMPLAIN.
THAT'S ONE THING THEY
CAN'T SAY ABOUT THEM.
WHEN THEY GOT TO HAVE
GAS, THEY GOT TO HAVE GAS.
WHAT THIS PUMP SET YOU
BACK, ABOUT TWO GRAND?
JUST ABOUT, AND SAY, WHA A BIG IMPROVEMENT THAT IS
OVER THIS
OLD HAND PUMP.
LISTEN. I'M GOING ACROSS
THE STREET FOR A FEW MINUTES.
IF PEGGY COMES, TELL HER
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, HUH?
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT BIG ENOUGH. YOU'RE TOO LIGHT.
WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO
WITH IT IF I'M WILLING?
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOU YOU. IT'S THE CUSTOMERS.
THEY DON'T PAY DOUGH
TO SEE SETUPS, YOU KNOW.
I'LL GIVE THAT GUY
PLENTY OF FIGHT.
LOOK. I'M HAVING
A FIGHT, NOT A MURDER.
GO ON.
SCRAM, WILL YOU?
I GOT A LO OF WORK TO DO.
LISTEN. I WANT A CHANCE AT THAT MUG.
GO ON. SCRAM.
I'M BUSY.
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME,
OR I'LL CLIP YOU.
OH, YOU WILL?
OOH!
COME ON. DO I GE THAT FIGHT, OR DON'T I?
YEAH. YOU GET IT.
IT'LL BE A PLEASURE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND?
YEAH. I THOUGHT THAT TAD
HAYMAN WOULD HELP US OU WITH AN ADVANCE
ON THE NEXT CROP,
BUT HE'S STRAPPED
ALL HIMSELF THIS YEAR.
EH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ANYTHING.
YOUR TROUBLES
ARE OVER.
WE'RE GONNA OPEN
A GAS STATION.
A GAS STATION?
SURE.
WELL, HOW DID YOU
HAPPEN TO THINK OF THAT?
WELL, UM, UH,
STATISTICS.
YOU KNOW, THERE ISN'T A
GAS STATION ON OUR ROAD
42 MILES ONE WAY
AND 28 THE OTHER.
WHAT YOU ANY IDEA
WHAT A GAS STATI COSTS?
OH, I LOOKED
INTO THAT.
WELL, YOU HEAR ABOUT THE
BIG FIGHT THEY'RE HAVING
AT THE LEGION STADIUM
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
ABOUT THE PALOOKA THAT'S
OFFERING $500 A ROUND
FOR ANYBODY THAT WILL STICK
WITH HIM MORE THAN TWO ROUNDS?
YEAH. I READ
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
WELL, I'M GOING IN THERE AND FIGHT HIM.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STAND
ON MY FEET FOR 4 ROUNDS.
4 TIMES 500...
THAT'S 2,000 BUCKS.
WHY, IT'S
IN THE BAG.
OH, BUT, JACK,
YOU'RE CRAZY.
WHY, HE'S
A PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER.
YOU'D GET BADLY HURT.
AW, GEE, ANYBODY WHO WOULD STAND UP
AGAINST A FIGHTER LIKE THAT WOULD BE A...
A SUCKER?
YEAH, A SUCKER.
AND IF I DID GET HURT,
WOULD IT MATTER MUCH TO YOU?
YES, JACK, IT WOULD...
LOTS.
THAT'S ALL
I WANT TO KNOW.
WITH YOU ROOTING FOR ME,
I'LL GO IN THERE
AND BANG THE EARS OFF THE
BIGGEST GUY IN THE WORLD.
Tommy: COME ON.
KEEP ON HITTING HIM.
Dippy: HIT HIM
WITH A RIGHT, BOY.
RIGHT. RIGHT,
LEFT, RIGHT.
RIGHT! RIGHT!
OH, CUT IT OUT!
FLATTEN THAT GUY!
COME ON! KNOCK
HIS BRAIN OUT!
BEAT HIM UP!
OH, WHAT A FIGHTER!
YOU COULDN'T LAS A HALF A ROUND
WITH FOOTWORK
LIKE THAT.
YOU COULDN'T STOP
A TRUCK MOVING THAT SLOW.
GO ON!
MOVE FAST! JUMP!
EH, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT IT?
PLENTY, YOU BIG, FAT,
CLUMSY LUMMOX.
SO HOW'S YOUR WIND?
MY WIND?
OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I'LL FIND OU ABOUT THAT LATER.
GO ON NOW. HIT IT.
DON'T MAKE LOVE TO IT.
HIT IT, I TELL YOU.
HIT IT! THAT'S IT.
WORKING HARD?
YEAH. I KIND OF
LIKE IT.
WILL YOU BLOW, PEG?
I WISH YOU WOMEN WOULD
STOP AGGRAVATING THE CHAMP
WHILE HE'S WORKING OUT.
MIND YOUR OWN
BUSINESS, WILL YOU?
THAT IS MY BUSINESS,
TRAINING THE CHAMP.
YOUR
BUSINESS?
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU TRAINING HIM?
COME ON, JACK.
ABOUT 3 MORE MINUTES,
AND WE'LL BREAK.
BY A WATERFALL
I'M CALLING
YOU-OO-OO-OO
BY A WATERFALL
HEY, HURRY UP WITH THA WATER, WILL YOU, YOU GUYS?
TAKE IT EASY, CARUSO.
YOU'LL LAST LONGER.
HOW'S THE WATER, CHAMP?
BRR. HOW DID YOU
GET IT SO HOT?
BY A WATERFALL,
I'M CALLING YOU-OO-OO-OO
HEY, FELLAS! GET A
LOAD OF THIS, WILL YOU?
WHAT DO
YOU GOT, T?
I JUST WON 3 BUCKS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU JUST WON 3 BUCKS?
THE AMATEUR PICTURE CONTES IN THE "SALT LAKE TIMES."
HERE'S THE 3 BUCKS
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.
WELL, COME ON. SHOW US THE PICTURE.
WHERE IS IT?
YEAH, SURE.
COME ON. GET IT OUT THERE.
LOOK. RIGHT THERE.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? IT'S JACK!
JACKIE.
HEY, JACKIE, LOOK.
THERE'S YOUR PICTURE
IN THE PAPER.
WHEN DID YOU
TAKE THAT?
ONCE WHEN YOU
WASN'T LOOKING.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO
LAY OFF OF THAT STUFF.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT TAKING MY PICTURE?
OH, WHAT HARM
DID I DO?
I OUGHT TO FLATTEN
YOU FOR THIS,
YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING,
LITTLE CHISELER.
AW, LAY OFF ME,
WILL YOU?
I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
I MADE 3 BUCKS, DIDN'T I?
EH, SHUT UP.
BUT LOOK AT THE WAY HE'S
GOT HIS RIGHT HAND STUCK OUT.
SO A GUY GETS UP
OUT OF HIS GRAVE,
STICKS OUT HIS RIGHT HAND
JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE THE PINCH
AND PROVE THAT ALL THE RES OF US AROUND HERE ARE DOPES.
I TELL YOU, I GOT A HUNCH
THAT'S JOHNNIE BRADFIELD.
IT'LL TAKE ME MAYBE
A MONTH TO FIND OUT,
BUT IT'S
WORTH TRYING.
SWELL. TAKE TWO MONTHS. TAKE TWO YEARS.
WRITE US
PICTURE POSTCARDS.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA.
GO ON. LAUGH.
WELL, YOU'D LAUGH, TOO, PHELAN,
IF YOU KNEW HOW FUNNY YOU WERE.
MAYBE I WOULD.
MAYBE I'LL
LAUGH LATER.
"THESE GLOVES USED BY KID McNEIL
"WHEN HE KNOCKED OU SAILOR O'SHEA.
A BUY AT 8 BUCKS."
I'LL BET THAT'S
LUCKY LEATHER.
YEAH. WE COULD GET THEM FOR JACK
IF WE HAD
$7.60 MORE.
HA! IF MY AUNT HAD
WHISKERS, SHE'D BE MY UNCLE.
HA HA HA!
HEY, LOOK OVER THERE,
WILL YOU?
Dippy:
LAMP THAT JALOPY.
Spit: LAMP WHAT'S
IN THAT JALOPY.
WAIT A MINUTE. I GOT AN IDEA. COME ON.
Spit: LET'S GO.
CHECK IT OUT.
ISN'T HE CUTE?
HEY,
WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S ALIVE.
HEY, BUD, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
J. DOUGLAS WILLIAMSON.
J. DOUGLAS WILLIAMSON.
WHOO WHOO!
AND WHAT'S
YOUR NAME?
J. MONTMORENCI SPIT JR.
WHAT BOOK YOU GE THAT OUT OF, KID?
TELL ME SOMETHING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WE JUST STOPPED TO HAVE A FLAT FIXED.
WE SHALL BE OFF AS SOON AS DAD AND MATER
RETURN FROM THE TELEGRAPH OFFICE.
OH, IT AIN' GONNA STAY.
HE'S BREAKING
MY HEART.
HEY,
WHAT'S A MATER?
A MATER. THAT'S HIS OLD LADY, YOU DOPE.
DON'T YOU
READ ANY BOOKS?
NOPE.
YOU THINK YOU'RE
SMART, DON'T YOU?
THEY CALL US
THE 6 GENIUSES.
HEY, WHAT KIND
OF CAMERA IS THAT?
IT'S A MOTION-PICTURE
CAMERA.
LET ME SEE THAT.
I'LL GIVE IT BACK.
YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW JUS WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
WELL, IT'S A CINCH.
LOOK. WE GOT TO GET IT HONESTLY,
SEE, OR JACK WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
HEY, ANGEL.
COME ON, WILL YOU?
LET HIM SEE IT.
Dippy: ALL RIGHT. KEEP YOU
HANDS OFF THAT GOOD CAMERA.
HEY, DOUGIE. HOW DO
YOU LIKE THIS ONE, DOUG?
COME ON, GANG.
WE GOT TO GET GOING.
HEY, YOU WAN TO COME ALONG, KID?
WHERE TO?
OH, WE'RE JUS GONNA PLAY.
MARBLES?
THAT'S
A SISSY GAME.
WE'RE GONNA
PLAY POKER.
YOU KNOW HOW
TO PLAY POKER?
NO.
OH. WE COULD TEACH YOU
HOW. IT'S VERY EASY.
WE AIN'T GOT NO TIME
TO LEARN BEGINNERS.
Dippy: EH, HE'S
TOO YOUNG, ANYWAY.
BUT I'M 12,
AND I COULD LEARN.
WELL, WHAT DO
YOU SAY, GANG?
SHOULD WE
LET HIM IN?
Dippy: SURE. WHY NOT?
COME ON,
DOUGLAS.
STEP RIGHT OUT.
THAT'S THE WAY.
I'VE ONLY GO 25 CENTS.
OH, THAT'S OK, KID.
YOU DON'T NEED NO DOUGH
TO PLAY STRIP POKER.
WHAT'S
STRIP POKER?
YOU'LL FIND OUT.
GIVE ME SOME CARDS, WOULD YOU?
GIVE US A COUPLE
OF GOOD ONES.
Douglas: I GO 6, 7, 8, 9, AND 10.
ISN'T THAT ANY GOOD?
NOPE.
NOPE.
KEEP THE 10, SEE?
WE'LL TRY TO DRAW
SOMETHING BETTER.
HEY, DIPPY.
4 CARDS
FOR DOUGLAS JR.
Tommy: GIVE ME 3.
Douglas: IS THAT ANY GOOD?
WELL, IT'S BETWEEN
YOU AND ANGEL NOW.
WHAT DO YOU
GOT, ANGEL?
I GOT A PAIR OF 7s.
OH, BUT MINE ARE
ALL THE SAME SUIT.
YEAH, YEAH, THEY ARE, BE THERE AIN'T A PAIR IN THE BUNCH.
ANGEL'S PAIR OF 7s WINS.
OH, I SEE NOW.
YOU GO TO HAVE PAIRS.
SURE. YOU'LL
CATCH ON TO THIS.
YEP. DOUGLAS JR., NOW YOU CAN
TAKE OFF THE COAT AND BELT.
OH, YOU MEAN,
I LOSE, THEN?
YOU DON'T WIN.
WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL
WIN IT BACK NEXT HAND.
JUST PUT I OVER THERE.
Dippy: DON' GET IT WRINKLED.
YOU GET TO COME BACK ON
ANOTHER LITTLE HAND LATER.
HEY, COME ON.
HURRY UP. WE'RE TRYING
TO LEARN YOU SOMETHING.
COME ON. HURRY UP
WITH THEM CARDS.
Douglas: I GO A PAIR THIS TIME.
CERTAINLY HAVE.
HOLD ON NOW.
WE'RE STAYING PAT.
Angel:
PAT? I'M OUT.
I'M TAKING 3.
I GOT THEM.
WELL, WHAT DO
YOU GOT, TOMMY?
OH, JUST A MEASLY
PAIR OF TWOS.
I WIN, DON'T I?
NO. HE'S GOT TWOS.
YOU ONLY GOT ONES.
KEEP YOUR MITTS
OFF IT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, DOUGLAS.
YOU'RE LEARNING ALREADY.
NOW, THAT DIDN'T TAKE
LONG, DID IT, DARLING?
DOUGLAS!
WHY, WHA HAS HAPPENED?
DID YOU GET BY
ALL RIGHT?
HUH? YEAH.
DOCTOR SAID
I WAS 100% OK.
I HIT THE SCALE
AT 153.
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
IF I GE IN THAT RING FIRST,
YOU'LL NEVER GE A WHACK AT THAT GUY.
WISH I FEL THAT WAY ABOUT IT.
IT'S FUNNY WHAT US GUYS
WILL DO FOR MONEY, ISN'T IT?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ARE YOU
FIGHTING FOR?
MY WIFE IS GONNA
HAVE A KID.
YEAH?
TOUGH RACKET,
AIN'T IT?
WELL, GOOD LUCK.
THANKS.
GOT ANY GOOD SEATS LEF FOR TOMORROW NIGHT?
YEAH. I HAVE
A FEW LEFT.
WHERE ARE THEY?
HOW NEAR DO YOU
WANT THOSE?
CLOSE AS I CAN GET.
WELL, HOW ABOU A RINGSIDE?
FINE.
SAY, THIS GUY
JACK DORNEY,
IS HE A SOUTHPAW?
YOU CAN SEARCH
ME, MISTER.
THAT'LL BE
$3.30, PLEASE.
OK.
THANK YOU.
HEY, YOU THINK WE NEED SOME MORE CREEP?
NO, WE DON'T NEED
NO MORE CREPE.
YOU ASK ME,
YOU'RE A DEAD PIGEON.
WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE.
HEY, HE PASSED!
HE PASSED!
HE PASSED
THE MEDICAL EXAM.
HE PASSED
WITH FLYING COLORS.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
CY KIMBALL
JUST TOLD ME.
HE JUST DROVE BY
IN HIS TRUCK,
AND HE SAID THAT THE DOCTOR SAID
THAT IF JACK WAS ANY HEALTHIER,
HE COULDN'T LIVE.
HERE HE COMES.
COME ON.
TAKE YOUR PLACES.
Peggy: SURPRISE.
Spit: GO ON.
SIT DOWN.
NOW?
YEAH.
OK.
QUIET!
CHAMP, ON BEHALF
OF THE GANG AND MYSELF,
AND GRANDMA AND PEGGY,
WE TAKE THIS OCCASION
ON THE EVE OF THE BIG FIGH TO PRESENT YOU WITH THIS
LITTLE TOKEN OF OUR ESTEEM.
HERE.
SPEECH!
SPEECH, CHAMP.
LOOK. I'M SORRY
YOU DID THIS.
YOU SEE,
I CAN'T FIGHT.
THE DOC TURNED ME DOWN.
THERE'S SOMETHING THE MATTER
WITH MY TICKER.
COME ON, BOYS.
COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON.
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH EVERYBODY?
THEY KNOW
YOU'RE LYING, JACK.
WHO, ME?
YOU PASSED THA MEDICAL EXAMINATION.
LISTEN, PEGGY. I TOLD YOU.
THE DOCTOR SAID THAT...
CY KIMBALL WAS HERE AND
TOLD US WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID.
ALL RIGHT.
SO I'M YELLOW.
YOU'RE NOT THAT,
EITHER.
I'M A LIAR,
AND I LOST MY NERVE.
LET IT GO AT THAT.
JACK, TELL ME
SOMETHING, WILL YOU?
WE'RE YOU LYING TO ME WHEN
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED ME?
NO. NO.
WELL, WHAT'S THA GOT TO DO WITH IT?
EVERYTHING
BECAUSE WHEN YOU
LOVE SOMEONE,
YOU DON' LIE TO THEM.
YOU DON'T HOLD
ANYTHING BACK.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? HOLD WHAT BACK?
LISTEN.
LISTEN TO ME, JACK.
I LOVE YOU, TOO,
AND I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT A QUITTER.
THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE.
YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE.
SOMETHING ELSE
TURNED UP.
I HEARD ABOUT A SWELL JOB,
SEE, AND I WAS GONNA...
EH, WASN'T IT MY IDEA
ABOUT THE FIGHT?
WELL, I CHANGED
MY MIND, SEE?
THE GUY IS TOO BIG.
HE'S TOO TOUGH.
I'M NO SUCKER, SEE?
WHY SHOULD I GE MY HEAD KNOCKED OFF
WHEN I CAN GET THE DOUGH SOME OTHER WAY?
THAT'S ALL
THERE IS TO IT.
LEAVE ME ALONE,
CAN'T YOU?
JACK.
WILL YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE?
HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT THA STUMBLEBUM HE'S SUPPOSED TO FIGHT,
AND HE GAVE UP,
THAT'S ALL.
HE LOST HIS NERVE.
Angel: YEAH. THEY GE THAT WAY SOMETIMES.
Dippy: NOT IF THEY
GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
NO MOXIE.
NO MOXIE.
Spit: BOY,
IS THAT GUY CHICKEN.
SHUT UP.
JACK AIN'T AFRAID
OF NOBODY, SEE?
OH, NO.
JACK AIN'T AFRAID.
NOT MUCH, HE AIN'T.
SHUT UP!
OH, LEAVE
THE KID ALONE.
SURE,
HE'S AFRAID.
QUIT LIKE
A YELLOW DOG.
WHAT A SLUG, BLAMING IT ON HIS TICKER.
JACK.
GOING AWAY, JACK?
WHY?
OH, NOTHING.
IF YOU ARE, WELL...
WHAT I SAID ABOUT GOING
WITH YOU STILL GOES.
FORGET IT, KID.
NOBODY GOES WITH ME.
WELL, I JUST THOUGH THAT MAYBE...
I DON'T NEED NOBODY.
I...
I TRAVEL ALONE.
YEAH.
YEAH, SURE, JACK.
IT DON'T MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE TO ME
WHAT THE KIDS
AND THE WOMEN SAY.
I KNOW YOU AIN' AFRAID OF THAT GUY.
NO, I AIN' AFRAID OF HIM.
YOU AIN'T AFRAID OF
ANYBODY. I KNOW THAT.
SHUT UP.
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
DON'T GE EXCITED, JACK.
WHAT I WANTED
TO SAY WAS
THAT IF YOU
MADE UP YOUR MIND...
YEAH.
I MADE UP MY MIND.
YOU MUST HAVE
YOUR REASONS.
SURE, I GO MY REASONS.
I SUPPOSE THAT'S OK,
IF THAT'S HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT IT.
WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL
YOU IS THAT I'M WITH YOU
IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ME.
EH, WHO'S
GOING AWAY?
YOU AIN'T GOING?
I'M GONNA
STAY RIGHT HERE.
YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT WAS A RIB.
IT WAS A RIB. I KNEW
IT WAS ALL THE TIME.
BOY, WAIT TILL
I TELL THE GUYS.
ATTABOY. YOU TELL THEM. TELL THEM ALL!
WHAT DO YOU SAY, FATHER?
SUPPOSE THAT DICK DIDN' SEE NO SOUTHPAW IN THE RING.
HE WOULDN'T BE SO SURE
IT WAS JOHNNIE BRADFIELD,
WOULD HE?
HAVE YOUR TICKETS
READY.
HE'S GO THE TICKETS.
I'M WITH HIM.
TICKETS.
TICKETS.
TICK...
TICKETS.
HEY! THERE'S
ONLY TWO HERE.
WHERE'S THE OTHERS
FOR THEM?
WHO'S THEM?
THERE'S ONLY TWO OF ME.
1, 2. 1, 2. 1, 2.
THAT'S ALL.
JIM, WATCH THAT GATE.
SURE.
OVER THERE.
THAT'S WHERE...
GOOD SEATS OVER THERE.
HEY, YOU FELLAS!
Angel: HEY, WHAT'S
EATING YOU, MISTER?
YOU AIN' GOT NO TICKET.
HEY, WHO AIN' GOT A TICKET?
WHAT'S THAT, WOOD?
COMING THROUGH.
HEY, FELLAS.
HEY, ARE THESE
THE GUYS I'M GONNA FIGHT?
YEAH. SHAKE HANDS
WITH THE BOYS.
HE DON' SHAKE HANDS.
HE'LL SHOW THEM PLENTY
OF HANDS IN THE RING.
HEY, COME HERE, YOU.
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS.
ALL RIGHT.
SAY, WAI A MINUTE.
WE AIN' IN THE RING YET.
HE'S ONLY KIDDING.
COME HERE.
COME OVER HERE. WHAT'S
THE MATTER? YOU SCARED?
NOPE.
I'M NOT AFRAID
OF ANYBODY.
ATTABOY.
HEY, TAKE IT EASY,
WILL YOU?
HE'S ONLY KIDDING. HE'S
JUST A BIG BABY, THAT'S ALL.
HEY, YOU. COME HERE.
WHAT'S YOUR WEIGHT?
153?
GET YOUR SMEARY
HANDS OFF ME.
I KNOW THAT RACKET.
OH, YOU'RE
A FIGHTER, EH?
I'M NO FIGHTER.
WHAT DID YOU COME UP
HERE TO FIGHT ME FOR?
I SEEN YOUR PICTURE
IN THE PAPER,
AND I COULDN'T WAI TO GET YOU ALONE.
OH, YEAH?
GO AWAY.
COME HERE. CUT IT OUT. WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS?
I'LL TAKE HIM FIRST.
GO ON. GET HIM
OUT OF HERE.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
NOW THAT GUY WILL CUT YOU
TO PIECES IN ONE ROUND.
THAT'S WHA YOU THINK.
BOO! BOO! BOO!
WHAT A STUMBLEBUM!
ALL SET.
THEY'RE READY.
SWELL.
NOT YOU, KID.
HE CHANGED HIS MIND.
COME ON, KALUTCHEE.
HURRY UP. THEY'RE WAITING ON YOU.
I CATCH ON. HE TRYING TO GET MY GOAT.
SOFTEN HIM UP
FOR ME, KID.
COME ON, LYNCH. WE'RE
GONNA NEED YOU UP THERE.
HE'S MAKING ME
WAIT, TOO.
SURE.
HE'S AFRAID OF YOU.
THINK SO? REALLY?
SURE.
I'LL BOX
HIS EARS OFF.
COME ON.
SIT DOWN, WILL YOU?
RELAX.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU WORRIED
ABOUT THE WIFE?
I'LL STAY IN THERE TILL I
GET THAT HOSPITAL BILL PAID,
OR I'LL... GO ON. SIT DOWN, WILL YOU?
BUCK UP. BUCK UP.
WONDER HOW KALUTCHEE
IS DOING.
WE'LL FIND OU PRETTY SOON.
WELL, THE BULL AIN' AFRAID OF FELLAS LIKE HIM.
HE AIN'T AFRAID
OF HITTERS.
HE'S AFRAID
OF BOXERS.
SURE.
DON'T LET HIM
WORRY YOU, KID.
OH, HE AIN' WORRYING ME.
WHAT'S THAT?
MUST BE KALUTCHEE.
THINK SO?
SURE.
SEE? SEE?
THAT'S WHAT HE GETS
FOR COMING IN.
HE SHOULD STAY
AWAY FROM HIM.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO,
UNLESS YOU TAKE HIM FIRST, EH?
YOU WANT TO LET HIM
COME INTO YOU, EH?
BOX HIM. BOX HIM.
SPEAR HIM.
SPEAR HIM GOING AWAY.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA
DO... BOX HIS EARS OFF,
UNLESS YOU
TAKE HIM FIRST.
NEXT COMING UP.
LISTEN.
WHERE KALUTCHEE?
JUST TOOK HIM AWAY.
ALL
BUSTED UP.
YOU SEE? YOU SEE?
THAT'S WHAT HE GETS
FOR COMING IN.
YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW.
OK. OK. LET'S GO.
NO, NOT YOU, KID.
HE WANTS SMITH.
WHO, ME?
STILL TRYING
TO GET MY GOAT, EH?
ALL SET, KID?
WELL, YEAH, BUT,
WELL, NO.
I'VE ONLY GO ONE HAND BANDAGED.
OK. WE'LL TAPE THE
OTHER ONE IN THE RING.
COME ON.
WELL, YOU'RE ALL RIGH NOW, AREN'T YOU, DORNEY?
ARE YOU TURNING CHICKEN?
ME? I'LL BOX
HIS EARS OFF.
HIS EARS ARE UPSTAIRS. COME ON.
Johnnie:
GOOD LUCK, KID.
RIGHT TO THE JAW,
A LEFT TO THE FACE.
BOY, IS HE A KILLER.
IS HE MURDEROUS.
THE BULL LANDS A TERRIFIC RIGH TO SMITH'S JAW, AND SMITH IS DOWN.
YOU CAN FORGIVE SMITH IF HE STAYS
DOWN BECAUSE THIS IS DOWNRIGHT MURDER.
SMITH'S FACE IS RED PULP,
RED, RED, PULP.
8, 9, 10!
AND SMITH IS OUT.
PHEW. AM I GLAD THAT'S OVER.
NOW, THE NEXT FIGHTER
TO MEET THE BULL
IS JACK DORNEY.
HEY! THERE HE IS!
IT'S JACK!
ALL RIGHT, JACK!
ALL RIGHT, JACK!
COME ON, JACK!
JACK!
JACK.
HERE WE ARE! OVER HERE! THE FOURTH ROW!
HA HA!
JACK WILL SHOW
THAT BIG GORILLA.
OH, I DON'T KNOW,
GRAMMY. HE'S AWFUL TOUGH.
WELL, SO IS JACK. DIDN' IT TRAIN HIM MYSELF?
LAY IT INTO HIM JACK!
LAND HIM...
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
OH, JACK WILL KNOCK
HIS EARS BACK FOR HIM.
HA!
YOU BETTER DO ALL
YOUR YELLING NOW!
IT'LL BE OVER
IN A MINUTE!
I'LL GIVE YOU
THE BACK OF ME HAND!
HEY, JOHNNIE.
Phelan:
HEY, JOHNNIE.
HEY, THERE'S A GUY DOWN
THERE CALLING YOU, KID.
YEAH?
HOW ARE YOU, JOHNNIE?
KNOW HIM?
NAH. NEVER SEEN HIM
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
QUIET! QUIET, PLEASE!
THE LAST CHALLENGER
TO MEET THE WILD BULL...
JACK DORNEY!
COME ON, BOYS.
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON. COME ON.
YOU FELLAS WILL FIGHT THE STATE
MARQUIS OF QUEENSBURY RULES.
NO LOW BLOWS,
NO HOLDING AND HITTING.
SHAKE HANDS NOW
AND COME OUT FIGHTING.
COME ON,
JOHNNIE.
HIT HIM, JACK!
HIT HIM!
DON'T LET HIM HIT YOU!
HIM HIM!
PIPE DOWN!
PIPE DOWN, YOURSELF.
GET LOST,
WILL YOU?
RUTCHEK IS WORKING DORNEY
ACROSS THE RING.
HE RIPS A TERRIFIC RIGH TO DORNEY'S HEAR AND DRIVES DORNEY
UP AGAINST THE ROPES.
"JACK WILL KNOCK
HIS EARS BACK."
HA!
THAT'S IT, JACK!
CUT HIM! CUT HIM, JACK!
CUT HIM WHERE HE
CAN'T TAKE IT!
IN THE BREADBASKET!
IN THE BREADBASKET!
YOUR LEFT! YOUR LEFT!
SOME MORE LEFTS!
COME ON. FIGHT.
DON'T LET THAT GORILLA
DO THAT TO YOU, JACK!
HIT HIM BACK!
HIT HIM BACK!
I BEG
YOUR PARDON.
COMING AROUND THE CORNER.
THE BULL IS RIGHT AFTER HIM.
HE JABS WITH HIS LEFT.
HE SENDS DORNEY'S HEAD BACK.
HE LANDS A TERRIFIC RIGH TO DORNEY'S JAW,
COMES THROUGH
WITH A LEFT TO THE JAW,
AND ANOTHER HARD RIGH TO THE HEART.
AND DORNEY IS DOWN.
ON YOUR FEET,
JACKIE, ME BOY!
ON YOUR FEET!
OH, HE MUS HAVE SLIPPED.
OVER A RIGHT HOOK
TO THE JAW.
HA!
JACK, GET UP!
PLEASE GET UP, JACK!
7, 8,
SOCK HIM! SOCK HIM!
MOW HIM DOWN!
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
TIME.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU GETTING SOFT?
FINISH HIM UP THIS
TIME, KID. FINISH HIM.
YOU CAN BET THIS ROUND.
HE AIN'T BEGUN THE FIGHT.
YOU WAIT.
I'M WAITING.
EH, PUT A ZIPPER
ON THE TRAP, WILL YOU?
NOW GET HIM!
THERE GOES THE BULL AGAIN.
HE'S GOT DORNEY
BACKED INTO A CORNER.
RIPS LEFTS AND RIGHTS
TO THE BODY.
LIFTS DORNEY OFF HIS FEE WITH A TERRIFIC RIGHT UPPERCUT.
THERE HE GOES. DORNEY IS DOWN
FROM A TERRIFIC RIGHT TO THE JAW.
GET UP, JACKIE!
GET UP!
DO YOU HEAR ME?
DIDN'T I HEAR SOMEONE SAY
SHE TRAINED THAT PALOOKA?
HA!
6, 7.
HE'S UP! HE'S UP!
BUT NOT FOR LONG.
GO AFTER HIM
WITH YOUR LEFT, YOU...
OH. I'M...
JACK, I COULD MAKE A
GREAT FIGHTER OUT OF YOU
IF THAT GUY
DON'T KILL YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHEN
I'LL NEED A MANAGER OR NOT.
THIS IS ONLY COSTING US 1,500 BUCKS.
DO YOU THINK THAT'S HAY, YOU DOPE?
WELL, THE BELL
SAVED HIM.
"THE BELL
SAVED HIM."
IF YOU HAD TAKEN HIM IN THE FIRST ROUND,
THERE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN NO BELLS.
HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO FIGHT?
THIS GOES
ONE MORE ROUND,
YOU'LL PAY, SWEETHEART, NOT ME.
AH!
JACK! YOU'RE
STANDING AROUND!
BUT HE FALLS
ALL RIGHT.
YOU AIN'T GONNA LE THAT BIG PALOOKA LICK YOU,
ARE YOU, JOHNNIE?
COME ON.
QUIT STALLING.
STICK OUT THAT RIGH AND SIC THAT LEFT.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
SOUTHPAW.
YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME.
Referee:
6... 7...
8... 9...
SOUTHPAW, HUH?
YEAH!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
AW, PIPE DOWN.
SAY THAT AGAIN.
PIPE DOWN.
GOOD BOY, JACK.
YOU DID IT.
GO ON, KID.
BEAT IT.
AW, COME ON. BEAT IT YOURSELF, WISE GUY.
ATTABOY, JACK.
ATTABOY.
WE GOT THE DOUGH NOW.
YOU CAN QUIT.
NOT YET.
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE ALL
CUT UP, JACK,
AND WE DON'T NEED
ANY MORE DOUGH.
WE STILL NEED SOME MORE.
GO ON. SCRAM. SCRAM.
BUT, JACK,
YOU'RE ALL...
KID IS HARD
WITH HIS LEFT.
HERE. TAKE A WHIFF
OF THIS.
Man: COME ON!
GET UP, JACK,
GET UP.
PLEASE GET UP!
5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10!
WHAT YOU THINK, DOC?
WELL, HE TOOK A PRETTY BAD BEATING,
BUHE'LL COME OU OF IT ALL RIGHT.
JACK. JACK.
JACK, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
HOW IS HE,
DOCTOR?
JUST ABOU THE SAME.
OH, JACK!
GET UP, DO YOU HEAR? GET UP!
DID YOU TRY VINEGAR?
WE'VE DONE
ALL WE CAN FOR HIM.
WELL, YOU AIN' GOING TO DO MUCH
WITH THAT SILLY LITTLE
TIN EAR TRUMPET, YOU KNOW?
Peggy: OH, JACK!
COME OUT OF IT, PLEASE!
OH, JACKIE.
JACKIE, COME OUT OF IT.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
LISTEN. OH, HE DID I ALL FOR US.
HE WENT OU AND GOT HIMSELF KILLED
JUST FOR US.
OH, JACKIE.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
WE GOT THE MONEY.
OH, MY HEAD.
GO AHEAD, JOHNNIE.
JACK'S THE NAME.
WHO'S HE?
OH, HE'S JUS A FRIEND OF MINE.
OH, BOY.
YOU FOUGHT A GOOD FIGHT.
YOU KNOW YOU DID.
WHAT A FIGHT!
YEAH, SO I SAYS,
"WHO'S GOT A BETTER RIGH IN THERE BUT HIS BROTHER?"
HOW YOU FEELING,
JACK?
I FEEL FINE.
THERE.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
JUST A LITTLE WINDED,
THAT'S ALL.
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE
WITH THAT GORILLA,
AND HE'D TAKE HIM,
WOULDN'T YOU, JACK?
I, UH,
I GOT TO GO NOW.
GO?
I MEAN, UH,
I GOT TO GET DRESSED.
COME ON NOW, BOYS. COME
ON. GET OUT OF HERE.
SEE YOU
AT THE RANCH, JACK.
GO ON! GO ON! GO ON!
I'LL WAI OUTSIDE FOR YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
GO ON. I'LL CALL YOU.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
COME ON. GET DRESSED.
I'LL BE RIGH WITH YOU, PHELAN.
JACK, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT NOW?
YEAH. I'M FINE.
I'M FINE.
WILL YOU WAI JUST A SECOND, PHELAN?
I GOT TO TELL
PEGGY SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT.
MAKE IT SNAPPY.
COME ON. I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU, PEGGY.
NO KIDDING. HE'S BOOKED A COUPLE
OF FIGHTS FOR ME BACK EAST.
HE'S MY MANAGER.
THAT'S ALL THERE IS
TO IT. HONEST.
YOU'RE LYING TO ME,
AREN'T YOU, JACK?
NO, NO.
HE'S LYING TO ME, ISN' HE? TELL ME THE TRUTH.
NO. HONEST, I'M NOT. HE'S
MY MANAGER, AREN'T YOU?
SURE,
I'M HIS MANAGER.
YOU SEE, HE'S GONNA
TAKE ME BACK EAST,
AND HE'S GOT A LO OF BOUTS LINED UP FOR ME.
I'M GONNA PICK UP
SOME EASY CASH,
THEN I'M GONNA
COME RIGHT BACK TO YOU.
HONEST, I AM.
IN ABOU 10 YEARS.
UH, HE'S JUST CLOWNING,
THAT'S ALL.
THAT'S ALL HE EVER DOES.
ANYTHING FOR A GAG.
MAYBE IF HE BEHAVES HIMSELF REAL GOOD,
YOU'LL SEE HIM
SOONER.
YOU KNOW, HE WANTS ME TO
GO ON A BARNSTORMING TOUR.
YOU KNOW, ONE-NIGHT STANDS
AND THINGS LIKE THAT?
BUT NONE OF THA FOR ME.
I'M COMING
RIGHT BACK TO YOU.
I'M GOING WITH YOU.
NO, NO. YOU CAN'T.
YES.
YOU CAN'T BECAUSE...
BECAUSE, WELL,
THIS IS A STAG. HUH?
WE'RE GOING STAG,
AREN'T WE, PHELAN?
HUH? YEAH. NO WOMEN.
THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG, JACK.
WHAT IS IT?
TELL ME, PLEASE.
NO. THERE ISN' ANYTHING WRONG.
I'M COMING
RIGHT BACK TO YOU.
I SWEAR I AM.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE
DONE ANYTHING WRONG, HONEY.
I'M STICKING
WITH YOU.
YOU GOT TO STICK WITH
GRANDMA AND THE KIDS.
COME ON, SON.
WE GOT TO GET GOING.
I WON'T GO TO THE
STATION WITH YOU, JACK...
IF YOU'LL JUST KISS ME
ONCE AND THEN GO QUICKL
BECAUSE
IF YOU DON'T,
I'M GONNA MAKE
AN AWFUL MESS OF IT.
TAKE ME WITH YOU, JACK.
TAKE ME WITH YOU, JACK!
YOU KNOW, PHELAN, YOU WOULD
HAVE MADE A GREAT DETECTIVE
IF YOU HAD
STARTED SOONER.
WELL, I'M NO COMPLAINING.
DON'T KNOW WHY
TODAY I'M NOT.
SURE, SURE.
WHEN YOU GET BACK
TO TOWN,
THE MAYOR WILL PROBABLY
GIVE YOU A RIDE DOWN BROADWAY
WITH CONFETTI
AND EVERYTHING.
YOU'LL PROBABLY
BE A BIG SHO IN HEADQUARTERS
FROM NOW ON.
YOU SAID IT.
SAY, KID, WE GOT TO
TRAVEL TOGETHER FOR 3 DAYS.
CAN I DEPEND ON YOU?
DON'T WORRY. I WON' GIVE YOU ANY TROUBLE.
OK. COME ON.
SIT DOWN.
HELLO, JACK.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"HELLO?"
GO ON HOME.
GOING AWAY?
NOW GO ON.
BEAT IT, KID.
WE DON'T NEED YOU
AROUND HERE.
WHO'S TALKING
TO YOU?
HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COME WITH YOU?
I TOLD YOU,
GO HOME.
YEAH, BUT YOU SHOULD TAKE ME WITH YOU.
I YOU
TO GO HOME!
MR. PHELAN AND I
HAVE GOT A DEAL ON,
AND IT'S KIND OF PRIVATE.
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU
WITH ME, BUT I... I CAN'T.
IT'S A BIG DEAL.
AIN'T IT SO?
THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW GO ON AWAY, KID.
YOU SEE,
YOU GOT TO GO BACK
AND GET THA GAS STATION STARTED.
YOU KNOW,
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
THAT KID KIND OF
THINKS YOU'RE THE WORKS.
YEAH.
HE'S A GOOD KID.
WELL, IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME, SEE?
I'M A COP.
I GOT TO DO MY DUTY.
I KNOW.
WHETHER I LIKE I OR NOT.
I'M NOT SAYING
YOU DON'T.
I'LL GIVE YOU
ONE TIP.
WHAT?
MAGEE WAS SLUGGED
WITH A RIGHT HAND.
YEAH?
YEAH.
IF YOU GET YOURSELF
A GOOD LAWYER,
YOU MIGH CLEAR THAT UP,
YOU BEING A SOUTHPAW
AND ALL THAT.
IF I GET A GOOD LAWYER.
WELL, NOT THAT IT'S
ANY BUSINESS OF MINE.
HERE SHE IS NOW.
WELL, LET'S GO.
THAT'S
A SWELL-LOOKING DAME
YOU'RE LEAVING
BEHIND, KID.
I FEEL KIND OF SORRY
FOR HER.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
THAT GUY I SENT OUT,
THE GUY THEY BURNED?
HE HAD A WIFE.
WHEN THAT DAME SAID
GOOD-BYE TO YOU,
SHE LOOKED
JUST LIKE HER.
HER MOUTH
ALL TWISTED UP LIKE
FROM THE HUR INSIDE.
THAT OLD LADY
AND ALL THE KIDS.
THEY SURE THINK YOU'RE THE
WHITE-HAIRED BOY, DON'T THEY?
LOOK, PHELAN.
I'M GOING BACK
AND TAKE WHATEVER
IS COMING TO ME,
BUT THIS SORT OF STUFF
AIN'T INCLUDED, SEE?
OH, I WAS JUST THINKING
A SMART GUY LIKE YOU...
IF YOU HADN'T LAID YOURSELF WIDE OPEN
FOR A DAME
AND THEM KIDS,
I'D NEVER
HAVE FOUND YOU.
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE
SUCKER.
YOU'RE TELLING ME?
BUT I'D DO I AGAIN, SEE?
NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE
LAY OFF OF ME?
WELL, I MADE ONE
MISTAKE IN MY LIFE.
SAY, MAYBE
I'M MAKING ANOTHER.
MAYBE I GO THE WRONG GUY.
MAYBE...
YEAH. MAYBE YOU HAVE,
WISE GUY.
I'M NOT QUITE SURE.
Man: ALL ABOARD.
GO ON, KID. BEAT IT!
AND, SAY, KEEP THAT KISSER
OF YOURS OUT OF THE CAMERA.
YOU NEVER
PHOTOGRAPH GOOD!
SO LONG, DORNEY!
SO LONG!
SUCKER.
TOMMY!
YOU DARN FOOL KID.
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
WITH YOU.
THEN COME ON.
5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10.
THE WINNER!
WHAT A FIGHT,
JOHNNIE!
OH, WHAT A...
THIS IS THE HAND...
THE LEFT ONE.
IT PACKS
DYNAMITE.
IT'S THE HAND!
JUST A MINUTE,
FELLAS, WILL YOU?
JUST A MINUTE.
GOOD BOY!
LET'S GET HIM
TO HIS CORNER.
COME ON. COME ON.
Man: SAY, YOU'RE
A SWELL MANAGER.
Second man: COME ON.
WHERE'S JOHNNIE? WHERE IS HE?
SNAP OUT OF IT.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HEY, BOYS,
A LITT ROOM.
HEY, JOHNNIE,
COME ON, BOY.
COME ON. YOU GOT TO SAY
A FEW WORDS TO THE PUBLIC.
OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
THAT THING
SCARES ME.
OH, COME ON. GO AHEAD. SAY SOMETHING.
ARE YOU
LISTENING, MOM?
I WON, MOM, AND THERE
ISN'T A MARK ON ME,
NOT A MARK.
I'LL BE HOME SOON,
SWEETHEART,
BUT DON' WAIT UP FOR ME.
SAY, LISTEN. THIS ISN' A PRIVATE TELEPHONE LINE.
YOU GOT TO SAY SOMETHING TO THE PUBLIC.
WELL, HELLO, FOLKS.
EXCUSE ME
FOR MENTIONING MOM,
BUT I KNOW YOU'D DO THE SAME THING
IF YOU HAD A MOTHER LIKE MINE.
WELL, ANYWAY, I WAN TO THANK YOU FOLKS
FOR ROOTING FOR ME ON MY
WAY UP TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
WELL, ANYWAY, I GUESS
WE'RE ALL GLAD IT'S BACK
IN THE GOOD OLD USA,
WHERE IT BELONGS.
I GUESS THAT'S ALL.
Man: ATTABOY, JOHNNIE!
Second man:
THE NEW CHAMPION!
GREAT FIGHT,
JOHNNIE.
YOU'RE A WORLD'S
CHAMPION.
THANKS,
INSPECTOR.
CONGRATULATIONS, DOC.
Man: I TELL YOU,
THIS KID WILL NEVER...
INSPECTOR ENNIS HERE?
YEAH, OVER THERE.
AND HE NEVER
FOUGHT AGAIN.
HA HA HA!
OH, HELLO, PHELAN.
GOT IT?
GOT A SURPRISE
FOR YOU, CHAMP.
WHAT'S THIS, MY BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING?
YOU REMEMBER THIS?
MY WATCH.
GEE, I'M GLAD
YOU FOUND IT.
MOM GAVE IT TO ME.
SAVED UP ALL YEAR FROM
MY HOUSEHOLD MONEY FOR IT.
HA HA!
MOTHER'S DAY AGAIN.
YEAH. WE PICKED IT UP A A SIXTH AVENUE HOCK SHOP.
WE GOT THE GUY
THAT LIFTED IT, TOO.
YOU KNOW, THIS WATCH
MEANS MORE TO ME
THAN THAT DIAMOND BEL I WON TONIGHT.
NICE WORK.
IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS BREWSTER.
THEY JUST SENT ME
UP WITH IT.
YEAH. YOU SEE, PHELAN IS
TOO BUSY DOWN AT THE MORGUE
TRYING TO KEEP THE STIFFS
FROM ESCAPING TO MAKE A PINCH.
HA! ISN'T THA RIGHT, MONTY?
IF YOU SAY SO, INSPECTOR,
IT MUST BE RIGHT.
Johnnie: LET DOC
KNOW WHO THE GUY IS,
AND HE'LL BE
WELL TAKEN CARE OF.
DO YOU MIND STRAPPING
THIS ON, MY GOOD FELLA?
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
NO POCKETS IN THIS SUIT.
NO.
THE OTHER WRIST.
SURE. THAT'S RIGHT.
THE OTHER WRIST.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN, YOU BEING A SOUTHPAW.
FIRST HOLE.
YOU BET.
FIRST HOLE.
THAT'S SOME WRIS YOU GOT THERE.
YEAH. I GUESS I GO PLENTY WRIST THERE.
SAY, I WAS A THE FIGHT TONIGHT.
YOU SURE GOT A FUNNY WAY OF
HANDLING YOURSELF IN THERE,
LEFT-HANDED LIKE THA WITH YOUR RIGHT STUCK OUT.
THAT'S THE FIRST THING
ONE NOTICES ABOUT A MAN,
HIS STANCE,
MORE THAN HIS FACE.
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE,
BUT NO TWO PEOPLE EVER
STAND JUST THE SAME WAY.
THAT'S A GREAT THEORY
YOU GOT THERE, PHELAN.
IS THAT HOW YOU
IDENTIFIED BARNEY SCOFIELD?
YES, INSPECTOR.
YOU'D BETTER GET ALONG
BACK TO THE MORGUE.
THOSE DEAD ONES MAY START TROUBLE
IF YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE TOO LONG.
OK, INSPECTOR.
A NEW ONE
YOU'RE RIDING?
NEW ONE? HA!
WHY, HE'S BEEN WITH THE
DEPARTMENT EVER SINCE I HAVE,
ONLY HE'S
ON MORGUE DETAIL,
WHILE I'M
AN INSPECTOR.
FUNNY THING.
HE SOMEHOW GOT THE IDEA
HE WAS A GREAT DETECTIVE,
MADE ALL KINDS
OF PINCHES,
TILL ONE DAY, HE MADE THE WRONG ONE.
TALKING
ABOUT PHELAN?
YEAH. REMEMBER HIM PUTTING
THE FINGER ON BARNEY SCOFIELD?
AND FINDING OU HE WAS WRONG
AFTER THEY BURNED
SCOFIELD IN THE CHAIR.
NO FOOLING.
HE DID THAT?
ALL RIGHT, JOHNNIE.
LET ME KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE READY TO GO.
I GOT A POLICE ESCOR OUTSIDE FOR YOU.
OK, INSPECTOR, AND
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
THEY'RE YOURS, MR. CHAMP, AND
YOU CAN CARRY AWAY THE BOX.
WRAP IT UP. HERE'S MORE OF YOUR PUBLIC.
HELLO, JOHNNIE.
GREAT FIGHT, BOY.
THANKS A LOT. I GO TO BE RUNNING AWAY NOW.
THERE'S A GANG OF
NEWSIES WAITING OUTSIDE
FOR A FEE I PROMISED THEM
AFTER THE FIGHT, SO...
THERE'S A GRAND GUY.
WINS A CHAMPIONSHIP,
AND THE FIRST THING
HE THINKS ABOU IS THE NEWSIES.
AND HIS POOR, OLD,
GRAY-HAIRED MOTHER.
"M" IS FOR THE MILLION
THINGS SHE GAVE ME
YOU THINK THAT'S
FUNNY, DON'T YOU?
LAY OFF, JOHNNIE.
HE'S CANNED.
DON'T GET SORE. I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
OK.
JUST BECAUSE A GUY DOESN' DRINK AND FOOL AROUND WITH WOMEN
AND RESPECTS HIS MOTHER, YOU DON' HAVE TO MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF HIM.
DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO HIM, JOHNNIE.
THE REST OF US
THINK YOU'RE OK.
Man: WE SURE DO,
JOHNNIE.
GOOD NIGHT.
SO LONG,
JOHNNIE BOY.
GOOD NIGHT,
JOHNNIE.
THERE GOES ONE GRAND GUY.
AM I RIGHT,
OR AM I RIGHT?
ONE GRAND GUY.
Announcer: TONIGHT YOUTH
WAS SERVED AGAIN
WHEN YOUNG JOHNNIE BRADFIELD WON THE
LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD
IN THE SEVENTH ROUND
OF A SCHEDULED 15-ROUND BATTLE.
JOHNNIE FIGHTS
LIKE A REAL CHAMPION.
WHILE HIS RIGHT JABS
WITH LIGHTNING PRECISION,
HIS LEFT IS PACKED
WITH DYNAMITE.
RED DYNAMITE,
I'D SAY.
SOME PARTY,
DOC, HUH?
HA HA HA!
YEAH.
Announcer:
LIVE AT HOME WITH MOTHER
AND STAY AWAY
FROM BOOZE AND WOMEN
IS THE NEW CHAMP'S
FORMULA.
SAYS YOU,
BUT HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THE
WOMEN, ISN'T HE, JOHNNIE?
NO WOMEN
IN THE CHAMP'S LIFE,
JUST LITTLE GOLDIE.
YEAH.
WHAT'S
THE MATTER, DOC?
YOU'RE SORE BECAUSE
YOU AIN'T GOT A GIRL?
NO.
I AIN'T SORE.
COME ON.
POUR US A DRINK.
YEAH, YEAH. A BIG ONE FOR ME, TOO, DOC.
WELL, YOU
GOT A DRINK.
WELL, GIVE ME
SOME MORE.
I WANT MUSIC.
COME ON. CHEER UP, DOC.
YOU'RE MY MANAGER,
AIN'T YOU?
WE WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP,
DIDN'T WE?
WE WERE RIGH UP THERE ON THE MONEY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A LOT OF DAMES.
YEAH. HERE.
NOW I'VE GO SOMETHING.
COME ON. COME ON. GET UP. LET'S DANCE.
COME ON. GET UP.
I WANT TO FINISH
THIS DRINK.
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO FINISH THAT.
COME ON. LET'S DANCE, DANCE, DANCE.
WILL YOU PUT THA DOWN? YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
NOW COME ON. DANCE.
OH, DON'T!
OH, JOHNNIE, NO!
HA HA!
HA HA HA!
7, 8, 9, 10.
I KNOCKED OU JOHNNIE BRADFIELD!
AW, WHO IS THAT?
MAYBE IT'S BUDGIE.
I TOLD HER TO COME UP.
AW, WHAT DID YOU
WANT TO DO THAT FOR?
DON'T BE THAT WAY, BABY.
SHE'S NOT GONNA STAY.
WELL, DARLING,
HERE WE ARE.
SO GOOD YOU
COULD COME.
THIS IS MY FRIEND
CHARLIE MAGEE.
HELLO. COME ON IN. I WAN YOU TO MEET EVERYBODY.
THIS IS DOC WARD.
DOC, THIS IS BUDGIE
MASSEY AND MR. MAGEE.
HIYA, DOC.
AND THAT IS JOHNNIE.
JOHNNIE! OH, JOHNNIE,
AM I CRAZY TO MEET YOU, EH?
DID YOU HEAR ME YELLING
FOR YOU TONIGHT?
I ALMOST BROKE UP
THE JOINT,
DIDN'T I,
CHARLIE, HUH?
YOU CERTAINLY DID.
JOHNNIE,
IS THAT FOR ME?
WELL, IT'S
STRAIGHT RYE.
OH, I CAN TAKE IT.
I TOLD YOU
I COULD TAKE IT, SEE?
HEY, WHY DON'T GIRLS
BE PRIZEFIGHTERS?
ANYONE AROUND HERE
WANT TO FIGHT, HUH?
HEY, JOHNNIE.
JOHNNIE, HEY.
YOU WANT TO FIGH WITH ME?
HEY, JOHNNIE,
COME ON.
SHOW ME
HOW TO FIGHT.
COME ON. LOOK A THAT LEFT OF MINE.
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
HOW ABOUT YOU?
BUDGIE, WHY
DON'T YOU RELAX?
AW, SHUT UP.
HEY, COME ON.
HIT ME CHAMP.
I'M WIDE OPEN.
HA HA HA!
OW!
WILL YOU
CUT IT OUT?
OOH, THE CHAMP
CAN'T TAKE IT.
PIPE DOWN,
WILL YOU, BUDGIE?
YOU'LL WAKE
MR. BRADFIELD'S MOTHER.
SHE'S A SOUND
SLEEPER.
SURE. SHE'S
A SHLOUND SHLEEPER.
SHE'S A SHLEEP
SHLOUNDER.
WHY DON'T YOU
GO HOME?
OH, JOHNNIE, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
BUDGIE WAS ONLY KIDDING,
WEREN'T YOU, HONEY?
WELL, I DON'T LIKE THAT KIND OF KIDDING.
SHE'S
SLUG NUTTY.
LISTEN. YOU CANT TALK
THAT WAY TO MY FRIENDS.
FRIENDS,
NOTHING.
NOBODY HAS GO ANY FRIENDS.
COME ON, HONEY.
GIVE ME
ANOTHER DRINK.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"NOBODY HAS GOT FRIENDS"?
AIN'T I
YOUR FRIEND?
YEAH,
YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
FOR 50%, YOU'RE
MY FRIEND.
THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
YEAH. YOU'RE MY FRIEND
NOW BECAUSE I'M UP,
BUT YOU AIN' FOOLING ME.
YOU'D TAKE MY ROLL,
MY WATCH, AND MY GIRL
IF YOU THOUGHT YOU
COULD GET AWAY WITH IT.
IF YOU WERE SOBER, YOU
WOULDN'T TALK LIKE THAT.
EH, GO ON.
IT'S A SUCKER'S GAME.
YOU MEAN,
THE FIGHT RACKET?
I MEAN,
BREATHING, LIVING.
NOBODY DOES ANYTHING UNLESS
THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT.
IF YOU DO,
YOU'RE A SUCKER.
EXCEP YOUR MOTHER, HUH?
HA HA HA!
THAT'S A LAUGH.
MY MOTHER.
MY DEAR, OLD MOTHER.
I HAVEN'T GO A MOTHER.
THAT GRAY-HAIRED OLD
LADY STUFF IS JUST A LINE,
A LINE FOR SUCKERS.
WELL, THAT'S
A GOOD LINE, AT THAT.
SURE IT IS.
SO IS THE ONE ABOU BOOZE AND WOMEN.
WHY, I'VE LAPPED UP
MORE BOOZE
AND RAN AROUND
WITH MORE WOMEN,
AND THE MOTHER ANGLE,
WHY, THAT'S JUST STANDARD.
CAN YOU DIE?
THAT JOHNNIE BRADFIELD
AIN'T GOT A MOTHER.
SHE WAS JUST A PROP
TO CATCH SUCKERS.
WELL, THERE'S A STORY FOR
YOUR PAPER, CHARLIE, HUH?
YEAH, SURE.
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT SHE SAY?
SHE SAID PLENTY. THAT MUG IS A REPORTER.
REPORTER?
HEY, CAN'T YOU TAKE
A JOKE, JOHNNIE?
THAT'S RIGHT,
THE "MORNING GRAPHIC."
YOU WOULDN'T PRIN WHAT JOHNNIE JUST SAID
IN YOUR PAPER,
WOULD YOU?
NOW, WOULDN'T I?
CAN YOU THINK
OF A BETTER STORY?
WELL, SO LONG,
FOLKS, AND THANKS.
JUST A MINUTE, MAGEE,
YOU'RE GONNA
STICK AROUND A WHILE.
OH, YEAH?
YEAH!
YOU DAMES GO
POWDER YOUR NOSES.
YOU WOULDN' DO ANYTHING.
NOT UNLESS WE HAVE TO.
SCRAM.
LISTEN, MAGEE. YOU
AIN'T GONNA PRINT THAT.
I'D BE A SUCKER
IF I DIDN'T.
AND I'D BE A SUCKER IF I
DIDN'T TAKE A POKE AT YOU,
AND THAT GOES FOR EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.
Doc: JUST A MINUTE, MAGEE.
YOU'RE NO LEAVING YET.
OH!
WHAT GOES ON OUT HERE? JOHNNIE!
JOHNNIE,
ARE YOU HURT?
NO. HE'S ALL RIGHT.
CHARLIE!
CHARLIE, WHAT HAVE
THEY DONE TO YOU?
CHARLIE. CHARLIE.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HOLY...
WHAT?
NOTHING.
HE'S DEAD.
HE'S DEAD!
SIT DOWN! SHUT UP!
WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?
SHE HAD I COMING TO HER.
COME ON. LET'S BLOW.
WE CAN'T.
JOHNNIE IS OUT COLD.
WE GOT TO.
GET YOUR WRAPS.
COME ON. HELP ME GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
BUT WHERE
ARE WE GOING?
OUT TO MACKEY'S.
THERE'S NOBODY THERE.
OH. GRAB THOSE
HATS AND COATS.
ALL RIGHT.
GET IN THERE FIRST.
GO AHEAD.
GRAB HIS ARM.
TRY AND MAKE
A SUCKER OUT OF ME.
COME TO YET?
NO. HE'S STILL DEAD
TO THE WORLD.
SWELL. LET'S GET HIM IN THE HOUSE.
HERE.
BETTER HAVE A SHOT.
THANKS.
WE'LL NEED IT BEFORE
THE NIGHT IS OVER.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
COME HERE.
WE GOT TO SCRAM OUT OF HERE, AND QUICK.
NO. I'M GONNA STICK.
I GOT TO STICK.
ALL RIGHT. YOU STICK. IT'S
ALL THE THANKS YOU'LL GET.
DOC, ARE YOU
SURE HE DID IT?
I'M TELLING YOU, HE SOCKED
HIM WITH THAT LEFT OF HIS,
AND WHEN HE
DOESN'T GO DOWN,
HE HITS HIM A TERRIFIC WALLOP
OVER THE HEAD WITH A WHISKY BOTTLE.
THEN THE GUY GOES DOWN AND
CONKS HIMSELF OUT FOR KEEPS.
THE WHISKY BOTTLE? THA DON'T SOUND LIKE JOHNNIE.
I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S A
KILLER WHEN HE'S DRUNK.
THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THA DAME WILL DO WHEN SHE WAKES UP.
WE'RE ALL IN IT,
YOU AND ME, TOO.
WELL, WE DIDN' DO ANYTHING.
YEAH? WELL, WE WERE
THERE, WEREN'T WE?
DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA
SAY WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?
DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA TAKE
THE RAP WHILE WE WALK OUT?
BUT WE DIDN' DO ANYTHING.
OH, SHUT UP.
YOU SAID THAT ONCE.
I'M EXPLAINING
TO YOU, AIN'T I?
IT AIN'T, "DID YOU DO ANYTHING?"
IT'S, "CAN YOU PROVE IT?"
CAN YOU PROVE
YOU DIDN'T DO NOTHING?
WELL, JOHNNIE
WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
NO. HE'D GO TO THE CHAIR
FOR YOU, WOULDN'T HE?
YOU JUST HEARD HIM SAY
HE'S NO SUCKER.
WE NEED
TO STICK TOGETHER,
YOU AND ME, KID.
HE SAID YOU'D TAKE
HIS ROLL AND HIS WATCH.
YEAH, AND HIS GAL.
I'M NO SUCKER,
EITHER.
COME ON.
UHH...
OH!
DOC. DOC,
I'M SCARED.
I'M SCARED
STIFF.
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE
SCARED ABOUT, HONEY.
WE'LL BE ACROSS
THE BORDER LIKE THAT.
THEN WE'LL HIDE OUT UNDER COVER
UNTIL THIS WHOLE THING BLOWS OVER.
COME ON.
COME ON, DOC.
GET SOMETHING HOT.
OK, BABY.
Radio announcer:
LICENSE NUMBER 2A-1243.
LOOK FOR JOHNNIE BRADFIELD,
POSSIBLY TRAVELING
WITH MANAGER DOC WARD
AND HIS GIRL, GOLDIE WEST.
REPORTER KILLED
IN HIS APARTMENT.
DOC, THEY'RE
AFTER US.
DON'T LET THEM
GET US, DOC.
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
BABY.
I WON'T.
I WON'T.
Announcer: PICK UP
GRAY CONVERTIBLE PHAETON
LICENSE NUMBER 2A-1243.
THOSE COPS,
THEY'RE AFTER US.
EXTRA, EXTRA.
"RUNAWAY KILLER DEAD IN
SMASH-UP!" READ ALL ABOUT IT.
EXTRA, EXTRA. READ ALL
ABOUT IT. PAPER, MISTER?
EXTRA, EXTRA. "RUNAWAY
KILLER DEAD IN SMASH-UP!"
READ ALL ABOUT IT.
EXTRA, EXTRA.
OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
I DIDN'T HIT HIM WITH NO BOTTLE.
I THOUGH YOU WERE DEAD.
Johnnie:
NO, I AIN'T DEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
THAT WAY FOR?
YOU KILLED
THIS MAN MAGEE.
I DIDN'T KILL HIM.
WELL, LISTEN. WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE, THEN?
I WANT TO ASK YOU WHAT ALL
THIS IS ABOUT, SAYING I'M DEAD.
THE WRISTWATCH.
YEAH. I KNOW.
I CAN READ.
I READ ABOUT I IN THE PAPERS, TOO.
HE STOLE MY WATCH,
MY GIRL, AND MY CAR.
EH, SERVES HIM RIGHT.
I'M SORRY
ABOUT GOLDIE.
SHE WAS OK.
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE
DOUBLE-CROSSED ME. IT WAS HIM.
LISTEN. DO YOU KNOW
THAT YOU'RE GUILTY
OF THE MURDER OF
THIS NEWSPAPER MAN?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
THAT WAY FOR?
I ARTED TO HIT HIM,
AND THEN I DON'T REMEMBER.
YOU STARTED TO HIT HIM,
AND HE'S DEAD,
AND HE, A NEWSPAPER MAN.
YOU'RE AS GOOD
AS DEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
THAT WAY FOR
YOU'RE AS GOOD
AS DEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU...
OFFICIALLY,
YOU'RE DEAD.
YOU'RE THE GUY THA BURNED UP IN THE CAR.
YOU CAME TO ME
FOR ADVICE.
THIS IS MY ADVICE.
STAY DEA
LET JOHNNIE BRADFIELD
STAY DEAD.
YOU BE SOMEBODY ELSE.
BE, UH, JACK...
JACK DORNEY.
NOW GET OU OF NEW YORK.
YEAH, YEAH, BUT I...
I NEED SOME MONEY.
I GOT 10 GRAND
IN THE NATIONAL TRUST BANK.
YOU CAN'T GO TO THE BANK.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
IT'S IN A VAULT. ALL I
HAVE TO DO IS OPEN THE BOX.
I GOT THE KEY RIGHT ON
ME. NOBODY WILL SEE ME.
NOBODY WILL SEE YOU.
WELL, LET ME HAVE THE
KEY. I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.
WOULD YOU DO THAT?
WHY, SURE.
HERE. GO TO
THIS ADDRESS.
STAY THERE UNTIL
YOU HEAR FROM ME.
KEEP OUT OF SIGHT.
I HAVEN'T ANY MONEY.
I HAVEN'T GOT A CENT.
WELL, HERE.
HERE'S $10.
WHAT AM I GONNA
DO WITH $10?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NIGHTCLUBS.
OK, AND WHEN WILL I
HEAR FROM YOU, TOMORROW?
YEAH, TOMORROW.
THIS IS THE ADDRESS?
YEAH.
NOW, DON'T BE SEEN
BY ANYBODY.
I GET YOU.
IF YOU'RE SEEN, YOU'LL
BE TRIED FOR MURDER.
DON'T TALK THAT WAY,
WILL YOU?
GROW A BEARD. DO SOMETHING
TO CHANGE YOUR APPEARANCE.
OK. I'LL DO SOMETHING.
I DIDN' FIGURE THAT...
"AND WE FIND THE DEATH OF
JOHN BRADFIELD AND GOLDIE WES "DUE TO ACCIDENTAL CAUSES
WHILE EVADING ARRES FOR THE MURDER
OF CHARLES MAGEE."
WELL, THE PAPERS
CAN'T SQUAWK THIS TIME.
A GUY IS MURDERED,
AND 6 HOURS LATER,
WE NOT ONLY DISCOVER
WHO COMMITTED THE CRIME,
BUT WE ALSO KNOW
THAT HE'S DEAD.
Man: CAN YOU
IMAGINE THE HOWL
IF THIS HADN' HAPPENED?
KILLING A REPORTER
IS ONE THING
THE PAPERS
WON'T STAND FOR.
BOY, YOU SAID IT.
WELL, THAT'S THAT.
CAN I SEE YOU
A MINUTE, INSPECTOR?
SURE. GOT A CLUE
ON THE MAGEE MURDER?
THAT'S IT EXACTLY.
I DON'T THINK
THE GUY THAT BURNED UP
WAS JOHNNIE BRADFIELD,
AT ALL.
OH, YOU'RE NUTS.
REMEMBER ME PUTTING THA WATCH ON HIS RIGHT HAND?
WELL, THE GUY THEY BROUGHT IN
HAD THAT WATCH ON, ALL RIGHT,
BUT IT WAS
ON HIS LEFT HAND.
SO WHAT?
CAN'T A GUY
CHANGE HIS WATCH
FROM HIS RIGHT WRIST TO HIS
LEFT, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE?
WELL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS A
GUY ALWAYS DOES THE SAME WAY,
LIKE THE SIDE HE STARTS
TO SHAVE ON THE MORNING
AND THE WAY HE
STARTS TO DRESS.
SAME THING
WITH A WRISTWATCH.
OH, PHELAN, YOU'VE BEEN
HANGING AROUND STIFFS SO MUCH,
YOU'RE SEEING THINGS.
THAT'S WHAT...
SEEING THINGS.
I TELL YOU
ANOTHER THING.
THAT WATCH WAS
IN THE THIRD HOLE.
WHEN I STRAPPED IT ON
JOHNNIE BRADFIELD'S WRIST,
I PUT I IN THE FIRST HOLE.
YOU HEARD HIM TELL ME TO DO IT HIMSELF.
SO ONE WRIST IS BIGGER
THAN THE OTHER.
DIDN'T YOU EVER
HEAR OF THAT?
MAYBE.
ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU REOPEN
THE CASE AND ASSIGN ME.
REOPEN THE CASE?
NOW GET THIS, PHELAN.
JOHNNIE BRADFIELD
MURDERED MAGEE,
AND IT WAS JOHNNIE
BRADFIELD WHO BURNED UP
ON THE HIGHWAY THIS MORNING AT 5 A.M.
NOW LISTEN, CHIEF.
LISTEN TO WHO?
THE TROUBLE WITH YOU,
PHELAN, IS,
THAT EVER SINCE YOU RAILROADED
THE WRONG GUY TO THE HOT SEAT,
YOU BEEN SEEING THINGS.
YOU'RE SCREWY.
WHY DON'T YOU RETIRE?
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE I'M
NOT THROUGH.
OH, YES, YOU ARE,
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT.
I'LL SHOW YOU IF I'M THROUGH. YEAH? HOW?
I'LL PROVE THAT GUY THEY BROUGH IN ISN'T JOHNNIE BRADFIELD.
YOU WILL, HUH?
LET ME TRY.
YOU'RE AFRAID TO.
WHO, ME?
YES! YOU!
FOR 10 YEARS, YOU'VE
BEEN PICKING ON ME
JUST BECAUSE
I MADE A MISTAKE.
WELL, MAYBE THIS
IS YOUR MISTAKE.
MAYBE IF I PROVE IT, THEY'LL
PUT YOU ON MORGUE DETAIL
LIKE YOU DID ME.
I'D LOVE TO SEE IT.
ALL RIGHT, PHELAN.
YOU GOT YOURSELF
AN ASSIGNMENT.
THANK YOU,
INSPECTOR.
NOW, BRING HIM BACK
DEAD OR ALIVE.
WHAT DID I
TELL YOU, FELLAS?
HE'S CUCKOO,
JUST PLAIN CUCKOO.
I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU
FOR TWO DAYS.
I'VE BEEN BUSY.
I WANT TO GET OUT OF
HERE. YOU GOT MY MONEY?
YES. I GOT YOUR MONEY RIGHT HERE.
THERE'S 50, 100,
150, 200, 250.
WHAT'S THIS?
THAT'S YOURS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
THAT'S MINE?
NOW, IF I WERE YOU,
I'D PUT AS MUCH DISTANCE
BETWEEN MYSELF AND THIS CITY...
WHERE'S MY MONEY?
WHERE'S MY 10 GRAND?
THE 250 YOURS. THE REST OF IT IS MY FEE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHERE'S
THE REST OF MY 10 GRAND?
I'VE EXPLAINED I TO YOU. IT'S MY FEE.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
MAKE A SUCKER OUT OF ME?
WHAT DO YOU
THINK I AM?
YOU HAND OVER THE REST OF
THAT 10 GRAND, OR I'LL...
OR YOU'LL WHAT? WELL,
YOU'LL GO TO THE CHAIR.
NOW LISTEN TO ME, AND
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE.
DON'T USE YOUR FISTS,
OR YOU'RE COOKED.
IF YOU TAKE THA COCKEYED STANCE OF YOURS
WITH YOUR RIGHT STUCK OU AND YOUR LEFT PULLED WAY BACK,
SOMEONE IS GONNA
SPOT YOU.
WHAT YOU DON'T SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND, DORNEY...
WHAT?
JACK DORNEY.
REMEMBER THAT?
JACK DORNEY.
THINK YOU CAN
REMEER THAT?
JACK... DORNEY.
WHAT I STARTED
TO SAY, DORNEY...
DORNEY.
DON'T TAKE THA COCKEYED STANCE OF YOURS.
DON'T USE
YOUR FISTS AT ALL,
NOT AT ALL.
YOU'LL BE KILLING
SOME OTHER MAN,
OR IF YOU DON'T,
YOU'LL GIVE YOURSELF AWAY.
YOU'LL
GIVE YOURSELF AWAY.
ONCE THEY GET YOU,
YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH...
BUT DO AS I SAY,
JACK DORNEY.
STAY AWAY FROM PLACES.
STAY AWAY FROM ALL PLACES,
OUT OF SIGHT, AFRAID.
FROM NOW ON, YOU'VE GOT TO BE AFRAID.
GET ME?
YEAH. YEAH.
I GET YOU.
THAT'S MY ADVICE,
AND IT'S WORTH 10 GRAND.
HERE.
NOW BEAT IT, SUCKER.
WHAT CAN I DO
WITH THIS?
$250?
WELL, IT'LL SEE
YOU A LONG WAY,
AND WHAT DO YOU
WANT MORE FOR?
YOU DON'T WANT TO USE ANY
TRAIN WHERE THERE'S PEOPLE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO USE AN AUTOMOBILE.
YOU GO HOP A FREIGHT SO
IT WON'T COST YOU ANYTHING
AND KEEP THE MONEY
FOR FOOD.
THAT OUGHT TO LAS YOU AT LEAST 6 MONTHS.
HEY, YOU GOT YOUR
FOOT ON MY MONEY.
THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG, BUDDY.
THAT'S MY MONEY,
NOT YOUR MONEY.
HEY,
WAIT A MINUTE.
TAKE IT EASY, MEL.
OH, SHUT UP.
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
TAKE A WALK.
HEY, PEGGY.
HEY, PEGGY. COME HERE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
LOOK. ANOTHER TRAMP.
HEY, PIPE THE DUDE,
WILL YOU?
IMAGINE THAT... ONE LESS TREE TO PICK.
WELL, THAT WOULD
BE SWELL, HUH?
JUST ANOTHER CITY SLICKER ON THE MOOCH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HEY!
WHAT'S THE IDEA?
LOOK. WE GOT COMPANY.
A DAME?
WHERE'S THE DAME?
NO DAME, YOU DOPE.
WHY DON'T YOU CUT I OUT? YOU PICK ON ME.
I WONDER IF THERE'S A CHANCE THAT...
YES. THERE'S
A BIG CHANCE.
THERE'S A LADDER
BACK THERE
AND SOME BASKETS
AND SOME DATES,
AND AFTER YOU PICK 3
BASKETFULS, YOU GET A HANDOUT.
OH,
I'M NO TRAMP.
HAW HAW.
I KNOW.
YOU'RE A BIG OIL MAN,
AND YOU CAME ALL THE WAY DOWN
HERE TO STUDY ABOUT ANTICLINE.
I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A
LIMOUSINE PARKED DOWN THE ROAD.
SUPPOSE I TOLD YOU I
DID HAVE A LIMOUSINE,
TWO OF THEM.
LOOK. I KNOW
ALL THE ROUTINES,
BUT IF YOU WANT TO EAT,
YOU GOT TO PICK.
I GOT A HUNCH I WOULDN'T CARE
FOR THE MEALS HERE, ANYWAY.
HMM.
ALL RIGHT WITH ME.
YOU KNOW, THE WALDORF
IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
YOU OUGH TO TRY THE CAVIAR.
THANKS. I'M A SUCKER FOR CAVIAR.
GRANDMA!
GRANDMA RAFFERTY!
QUICK!
OH, NOW WHAT'S
THE MATTER?
OH! OH!
HERE, HERE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
HE'S FAINTED.
WELL, COME ON. GET HIM OU OF HERE. WE DON'T WANT HIM.
NOW LOOK OUT. HE'S
SAGGING IN THE MIDDLE.
COME ON.
NOW GET HIM UP.
GOLDIE.
IS THAT YOU, GOLDIE?
NO, IT ISN'T GOLDIE.
WHERE AM I?
WHERE'S DOC?
TAKE IT EASY, PAL.
I WANT TO KNOW.
WELL, YOU'RE
AT RANCHO RAFFERTY,
ABOUT 20 MILES FROM
COLINGA, ARIZONA,
IF THAT MEANS
ANYTHING TO YOU.
ARIZONA.
YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I GET IT.
I MUST HAVE
TAKEN THE COUNT.
LONG COUNT, I'D SAY.
YOU'VE BEEN OU FOR TWO DAYS.
WHERE WAS I HIT?
IN THE STOMACH.
I DON'T THINK YOU'VE
EATEN FOR A WEEK.
HERE.
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S MILK.
EVER HEAR OF IT?
HA! SURE, SURE.
THEY MAKE UMBRELLA HANDLES OUT OF IT.
UGH.
NICE AND QUIE AROUND HERE, HUH?
MM-HMM.
NOBODY MUCH AROUND?
NOPE. JUST ME AND GRANDMA AND THE KIDS.
WHAT DO YOU DO
WITH YOURSELF ALL DAY?
RANCH.
I DON'T GET IT.
YOU'RE NOT THE KIND THAT...
NO.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE
RANCHER'S DAUGHTER TO ME.
LOOK. SUPPOSE YOU
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
ALL RIGHT.
LISTEN. YOU DO THAT AGAIN,
AND YOU'LL BE OUT FOR A WEEK.
I TOLD YOU ONCE
I WASN'T GOLDIE.
WELL, YOU CAN' ARREST ME FOR TRYING.
WELL,
HERE WE ARE.
HELLO, PEGGY.
HELLO,
SHERIFF.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
ALL RIGHT, I GUESS.
THAT'S GOOD. OH.
SO THIS IS THE YOUNG FELLA
THAT PASSED OUT ON YOU, HUH?
AYE, SHERIFF.
THIS IS THE BOY,
ALL RIGHT.
WHERE ARE YOU
FROM, BOY?
UM, TEXAS.
I'VE BEEN CUTTING
DOWN THERE.
THROATS?
UH, NO. BEEF.
GOT ANY FOLKS
AROUND HERE?
NO, NO, NO. MY FOLKS ARE BACK IN TEXAS.
I'VE BEEN JUS LOOKING FOR WORK
TILL THINGS
PICK UP DOWN THERE.
OH. OH, LEAVE THE BOY
ALONE, SHERIFF.
HE'S BEEN OUT OF HIS HEAD FOR TWO DAYS.
SURE, SURE.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE
ON MY WAY NOW.
JUST WANT TO STOP IN
AND SEE ABOUT THE KIDS.
I GOT TO MAKE MY REPOR TO THE BOARD, YOU KNOW.
EH, LIKE THEY
CARE ABOUT IT.
HEY, SHERIFF, HOW'S ABOUT ME
GETTING A PICTURE OF YOU, HUH?
MY PICTURE?
SURE. WHY NOT?
OK. OUT HERE
WHERE IT'S LIGHT.
HUH. THAT'S A
LIKELY-LOOKING YOUNG FELLER.
YEAH. HE'S LIKELY
TO GET OUT OF HERE
AS SOON
AS HE CAN WALK.
HA HA HA!
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
YOU SPONGE?
YOU'RE WALKING OU ON THE JOB, AREN'T YOU?
HEY, GRANDMA AND PEGGY!
EH, SHUT UP, YOU.
WHY, YOU BIG...
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU
PUNK. PUT UP YOUR DUKES.
BEAT IT, KID,
OR YOU'LL REALLY GET HURT.
A FINE THING TO BE HITTING A
LITTLE BIT OF A BOY HALF YOUR SIZE.
FOR TWO PINS, I'D BOX
THE SIDES OF YOUR EARS.
OH, I JUS TOUCHED HIM.
CAN'T A GUY
TAKE A WALK
WITHOUT SOME KID FIRING
OFF A 21-GUN SALUTE?
OH, SO YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY
WITHOUT SAYING A WORD TO ANYBODY.
WELL, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HANG
AROUND HERE FOREVER, DO YOU?
I TOLD YOU I WAS
LOOKING FOR WORK.
WELL, IT'S 20 MILES
TO THE NEAREST TOWN.
OH, WHY DON'T YOU
LET HIM GO?
THE SHERIFF HAS
A PLACE FOR HOBOES.
I TELL YOU, I'M
LOOKING FOR WORK.
THEY CAN'T DO NOTHING TO A MAN FOR THAT.
YOU TALK LIKE
I WAS A CRIMINAL.
SEE HERE. IF IT'S ONLY
WORK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,
YOU KNOW, THERE'S PLENTY
OF THAT HANGING AROUND HERE.
I GET IT. YOU KEPT ME A COUPLE OF DAYS.
NOW YOU WANT ME
TO WORK IT OFF, HUH?
FOR WHAT ELSE
WOULD I BE ASKING?
A GREAT, BIG, LAZY
LUMMOX OF A FACE LIKE YOURS
TO BE STANDING
AROUND HERE.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?
WELL, TILL YOU GET A BIT OF
COLOR INTO THAT FACE OF YOURS,
YOU CAN SIT AROUND
IN THE SUN
AND AMUSE THE KIDS.
BAH.
AMUSE THE KIDS?
Boy: HA HA HA!
HA HA!
WE'RE NOT AMUSED.
HEY. YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK, AIN'T YOU?
YEAH.
I BEEN THERE.
BOY, DO I MISS
THAT EAST RIVER.
YEAH, AND THAT REFORM
SCHOOL YOU WAS GOING TO.
I GUESS YOU MISS
THAT, TOO, HUH?
EH, REFORM SCHOOL
AIN'T SO BAD.
ME BROTHER HAS BEEN
UP THERE TWICE.
HE DON'T GET OU TILL HE'S 21.
YEAH. HE GO A LEASE ON THE JOINT.
JUST WHAT IS
THE SETUP HERE?
OH, WE GOT TOO HO IN NEW YORK.
SO THEY SENT US OU HERE TO REFORM US.
YEAH? WHO DID?
FATHER RAFFERTY. DID
YOU EVER HEAR OF HIM?
HE WAS NEVER
IN MY CHURCH.
MINE, NEITHER.
WELL, ANYHOW, HE WAS A PRIES DOWN ON THE EAST SIDE, SEE,
TILL HE DIED
ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
HE GOT UP THAT "HELP
THY NEIGHBOR" FUND
TO SEND TOUGH KIDS
OUT TO HIS SISTER.
THAT'S
THE OLD LADY.
WHAT FOR?
TO GE DEGENERATED.
REGENERATED,
YOU DOPE!
REGENERATED.
THAT MEANS
REFORMED.
A REFORM SCHOOL
FOR KIDS, HUH?
HA!
YEAH, BUT THEY AIN' GONNA REGENERATED ME
BECAUSE I'M GOING BACK TO THE EAST SIDE.
HOW YOU GOING, BY PULLMAN, OR
YOU GONNA TAKE A SPECIAL AIRPLANE?
I'M GONNA
TOUR BACK, JOE.
I'M GONNA TOUR BACK
LIKE HIM.
EH, YOU AIN' GOT THE NERVE.
YOU AIN'T GO THE NERVE.
HEY. WHO'S THE DAME?
OH, THAT'S
TOMMY'S SISTER.
Johnnie: YEAH?
AND WHAT DID SHE DO?
SHE DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO WATCH
TOMMY GET DEGENERATED.
REGENERATED!
AW, CUT IT OUT.
YEAH. THE JUDGE WOULD'VE
SENT TOMMY TO REFORM SCHOOL
IF SHE HADN'T PROMISED
TO PLAY COPPER TO HIM.
UNTIL HE
GET DEGENERATED.
EH, SHUT UP.
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO DO, MURDER ME?
NO, ONLY
CUT YOUR THROAT.
YOU KNOW, TOMMY IS
A PRETTY TOUGH GUY.
THEY CAUGHT HIM
ROBBING A WAREHOUSE.
THEY GOT ME FOR SLASHING
TIRES ON CHERRY STREE IN A PARKING GARAGE.
GOT A MATCH?
WHAT DO YOU
GOT THERE?
OH, THE CORK-SILK BUTT. YOU WANT ONE?
NO. ONE OF YOU KIDS
WOULDN'T KNOW
WHERE A GUY COULD GE SOME REAL BUTTS, WOULD YOU?
YEAH. THEY SELL THEM
OVER AT THE STAND.
YEAH? WELL, WHAT'S THE
USE OF SMOKING GRASS
WHEN YOU CAN
HELP YOURSELF?
NAH. THEY WOULDN'T STEAL
NOTHING AROUND HERE.
NO STEALING FOR ME.
I THOUGHT YOU KIDS
WERE TOUGH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
AFRAID, KID?
AFRAID? HMM. I AIN' AFRAID OF NOTHING.
HOOKING BUTTS AIN' MY LINE, THAT'S ALL.
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I DARE YOU
TO GET ME SOME.
OH, A DARE. DARE.
YOU GOT TO TAKE A DARE.
EHH.
HEY, AIN'T YOU GONNA TAKE A DARE?
TOMMY, YOU GOT TO TAKE A DARE.
HELLO, SIS.
WELL, HIYA, TOMMY.
FINISH PICKING YET?
UH-UH, NOT YET.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU'RE
NOT QUITTING SO SOON, ARE YOU?
WELL, I AIN' QUITTING.
IT'S JUST THAT IT'S
KIND OF HOT, THAT'S ALL.
HEY, CAN I
HAVE A DRINK?
YEAH. YEAH.
I'LL GET ONE FOR YOU.
HERE YOU ARE.
OH, THANKS.
BOY, THAT JUS HIT THE SPOT.
YOU GET THEM, KID?
YEAH. HERE YOU ARE.
NICE WORK.
THANKS.
VERY NICE WORK,
GETTING KIDS
TO STEAL FOR YOU.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING
LOWER THAN THAT,
I HAVEN'T MET IT YET.
COME ON.
BOX THERE. GO ON.
COME ON!
CROWN HIM, ANGEL!
BOX. FIGHT.
GO AHEAD!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
GO ON. GO AHEAD.
GO ON. DO IT.
GO AHEAD.
BREAK IT UP, GUYS!
BREAK IT UP.
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
EH, LOOK OUT.
BOX. FIGHT.
GUYS, GUYS, FIGHT.
HIT HIM WITH
THAT RIGHT, TOMMY.
COME ON, GUYS.
FIGHT.
COME ON.
GO AHEAD. FIGHT.
OH, KNOCK
HIS BRAINS OUT.
ONE GUY,
GET KNOCKED DOWN.
AAH!
FOUL! FOUL! FOUL!
WHAT DID I DO?
SHUT UP.
HEY, YOU SAW IT,
DIDN'T YOU?
WE DIDN' SEE NOTHING.
SURE, IT WAS A FOUL. HE
CAN'T PUT NOTHING OVER ON ME.
AS LONG AS THE REFEREE
SEES YOU, IT'S A FOUL.
SURE. I KNOW MY MARKWIS
OF QUEENSBURY RULES.
MARQUIS.
AAH!
CUT IT OUT, YOU...
YOU'RE GONNA BE SMART,
YOU DO IT IN THE IN-FIGHT.
COME HERE.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
HERE, TOMMY.
STAND UP THERE.
SEE, YOU'RE LEADING
WITH YOUR RIGHT,
AND YOU'RE MOVING
LIKE THAT.
WHILE YOU'RE TURNING
YOUR RIGHT AROUND,
YOU FAKE
A LEFT HOOK,
AND YOU JAB HIM IN THE
GUTS WITH YOUR LEFT ELBOW.
SEE? YEAH, BUT THAT AIN'T FAIR.
OF COURSE, IT AIN'T IF
THE REFEREE SEES YOU.
THE TRICK IS TO GET THE OTHER
GUY BETWEEN YOU AND THE REFEREE
SO'S HE WON' SEE YOU.
COME ON, JACK.
LET'S BOX.
EH, I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
OH, SAYS YOU.
COME ON.
HA HA HA!
COME ON, JACK.
HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE.
WATCH THAT RIGHT,
TOMMY.
WATCH THAT RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WAS ONLY
TAKING YOUR PICTURE.
LAY OFF. DON'T YOU
EVER DO THAT AGAIN, SEE?
WHAT'S EATING YOU?
NEVER MIND, BUT LAY
OFF WITH THAT CAMERA.
OK, OK.
WHAT YOU GETTING SORE ABOUT, JACK?
COME ON.
COME ON, JACK.
COME ON, JACK. SHOW US SOME MORE TRICKS.
GO ON.
GIVE HIM THAT ELBOW.
HIT HIM WITH
THE RIGHT, BOY.
GIVE HIM THA RIGHT, TOMMY.
COME ON.
GET UP AND...
NOW LOOK. IF YOU CAN' GET TO STAND ON HIS FEET,
GIVE HIM THE THUMB
IN THE EYE LIKE THIS.
OW! I GET IT.
Johnnie: ONLY HARDER
AND QUICKER,
BUT MAKE SURE YOU GOT THE OTHER
GUY BETWEEN YOU AND THE REFER...
OK, KIDS.
BEAT IT.
BEAT IT. BEAT IT.
GEE WHIZ, PEGGY,
YOU'RE ALWAYS BUTTING IN.
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE
US MEN ALONE?
WHY, YOU SURE CAN
GET IN MY HAIR.
I WAS JUST TEACHING THE KID
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.
YEAH,
WITH DIRTY TRICKS.
WELL, SOMEBODY WILL
PULL THEM ON HIM,
AND HE MIGHT AS WELL
LEARN TO PULL THEM FIRST.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING
IS ON THE LEVEL, DO YOU?
DO YOU? I KNOW YOU'RE NOT.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
YOU'RE PLAYING PROBATION
OFFICER, AREN'T YOU?
SO WHAT? GETTING DOUGH FOR IT?
NO.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THA PRIEST IN NEW YORK.
HE'S DEAD.
YEAH? WHAT ABOU THE FUND?
THERE ISN' ANY FUND.
IT STOPPED
WHEN HE DIED.
YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
YOU AND THE OLD LADY
ARE SUPPORTING THESE
KIDS ON THE CUFF, HUH?
THAT'S RIGHT.
WHAT FOR?
YOU WOULDN' UNDERSTAND.
EH, YOU MUST HAVE
SOME ANGLE.
I WONDER IF YOU'RE AS
TOUGH AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.
I AIN'T SO TOUGH,
BUT I AIN' A SUCKER, EITHER.
WHAT DO YOU CALL
A SUCKER?
WELL, YOU'RE A SUCKER IF
WHAT YOU TELL ME IS TRUE.
SO'S THAT OLD LADY.
SO'S THAT DEAD PRIEST.
WHY, BECAUSE HE
PUT OUT A HELPING HAND?
"HELP YOURSELF"
IS MY SLOGAN.
AND WHAT DOES
THAT GET YOU?
WELL,
A LOT OF THINGS.
THANKS FOR THE LESSON.
ALL RIGHT. B-16.
"SINGLE-PUMP, 500-GALLON,
FIREPROOF TANK.
$1,938
INSTALLED."
SO WHAT?
TOMMY IS FIGURING ON
OPENING UP A SERVICE STATION.
YEAH? WHERE AT?
OH, IN FRON OF THE STORE.
TOMMY JOINED THE BIG BROTHER MOVEMENT.
YEAH. WELL, A FELLA
HAS GOT A RIGH TO LOOK OUT AFTER HIS
OWN SISTER, AIN'T HE?
WELL, WHAT'S THE
MATTER WITH YOUR SISTER?
SHE WAS DOING ALL RIGH WHEN I SEEN HER LAST.
SHE'S PLENTY WORRIED
ABOUT THE RANCH.
ONLY SELLING ENOUGH DATES
TO PAY FOR FOOD AND UPKEEP.
WE'VE BEEN BEHIND IN TAXES EVER SINCE
MONEY STOPPED COMING FROM NEW YORK.
MIGHT LOSE THE PLACE
BEFORE LONG.
WELL, WHO TOLD
YOU ALL THIS?
THAT'S ALL SHE
AND GRANDMA TALK ABOUT.
YEAH.
I HEARD THEM, TOO.
SO WHAT?
SO WE FOLD UP THE RANCH
AND GO BACK TO NEW YORK.
BOY, THAT WOULD
BE SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW, THERE AIN'T A
GAS STATION ON OUR ROAD
42 MILES ONE WAY
AND 28 THE OTHER.
ABOUT 200 CARS A DAY PASS
OUR PLACE DURING WEEKDAYS
AND TWICE AS MANY
ON SUNDAYS.
I FIGURE WE COULD SUPPOR THE RANCH SELLING GAS.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S
DEGENERATED, ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DID YOU SAY THAT GAS
STATION WAS GONNA COST?
OH, ABOUT TWO GRAND.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU
EXPECT TO USE FOR MONEY?
HE THINKS HE'LL
STICK UP A BANK
WHEN HE GETS
BIG ENOUGH.
OH, SHUT UP.
THAT AIN'T FUNNY.
EH, IT'S TOO HO FOR PIPE DREAMS.
IS THAT THE TANK
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
YEAH! THAT'S IT! THE
EAST RIVER OF THE WEST.
WHOA!
NOW LISTEN, KIDS.
GET THIS.
WE WENT DOWN THE ROAD SEVERAL MILES TO THA NEW DATE RANCH WHERE THEY'RE IRRIGATING.
WE WATCHED THEM FOR A WHILE AND
SORT OF FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME, SEE?
ANYBODY THAT SQUEALS WE WEN SWIMMING GETS THE WORKS, UNDERSTOOD?
RIGHT. CHECK.
LAST ON IN IS A YELLOW DOG!
FIRST ON IN
IS A HEEL!
SHUT UP, WILL YOU?
WANT OLD MAN HENRY
TO COME AROUND AND CHASE US?
DON'T RUSH.
WE GOT ALL DAY.
BOY, WAIT TILL I
GET IN THAT WATER.
LET'S GO!
BOY, THIS IS THE LIFE. I'M COMING.
HERE I GO!
HOW'S THE WATER, JACK?
IT'S THE CAT'S!
YAHOO!
WAIT FOR ME!
THE OLYMPIC CHAMP
IS COMING NOW.
BABY!
WHY DON'T YOU
COME ON IN?
OH, WHAT ARE YOU
SCARED OF?
I AIN'T SACRED.
HEY, HE'S FROM
EIGHTH AVENUE.
NONE OF THEM KIDS
KNOWS HOW TO SWIM.
WHO DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SWIM?
I'LL SHOW YOU.
HEY, FELLAS, LOOK HOW LOW THE WATER IS.
I CAN JUS REACH THE TOP.
THEY MUST BE
IRRITATING.
IRRIGATING, YOU DOPE. IRRIGATING.
OK, OK.
IRRIGATING.
HEY, JACK!
I CAN'T REACH THE TOP!
JACK, YOU BETTER HELP HIM
BECAUSE HE CAN'T SWIM VERY GOOD.
OK, KID.
UP YOU GO NOW.
OH, JACK! GET ME UP!
SHUT UP. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
I WANT TO GET UP!
YOU ALL RIGHT NOW?
OF COURSE, YOU ARE.
COME ON.
HEY, JACK! THE WATER IS RUNNING OUT.
I KNOW. HERE.
HOLD HIM, WILL YOU?
TOMMY, COME HERE.
DIPPY,
YOU HOLD ANGEL.
NOW LOOK. I'M GONNA GO DOWN,
LIFT YOU UP BY YOUR ANKLES,
AND LIFT YOU RIGHT UP ON THE
TOP, AND YOU GRAB HOLD OF IT.
OK. LET'S GO.
READY?
TRY AGAIN.
YOU READY?
YEAH, I'M READY.
SPIT, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
TELLING ME THE TRUTH?
CROSS MY HEART.
HONEST, PEG, I DON' KNOW WHERE THEY WENT.
WELL, DIDN'T THEY SAY
WHERE THEY WERE GOING?
JUST TOOK THE TRUCK AND LEFT.
HOW LONG AGO?
ABOUT AN HOUR.
IT'S DOWN TO 10 FEE AND STILL FALLING.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS STICK TOGETHER
AND WAIT TILL THE WATER GOES
DOWN, AND WE CAN TOUCH BOTTOM.
YOU GETTING TIRED?
NO. NAH. NO.
HEY, JACK! THE WATER STOPPED GOING DOWN.
ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH. YOU SEE? IT'S
STILL AT THE SAME MARK.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
HEY!
HERE. I'M GONNA GO DOWN AND SEE
WHAT'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS TANK.
WILL YOU HOLD HIM
FOR A FEW MINUTES?
YEAH. I'LL HOLD HIM.
DON'T LET ME GO, TOM.
THERE'S A VALVE DOWN THERE
THAT LETS THE WATER OUT,
BUT YOU GO TO KEEP IT OPEN.
I'LL GO DOWN THIS TIME. TAKE THE KID.
OK.
HERE I GO.
I COULDN' HOLD IT VERY LONG.
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
TOMMY.
I THINK
IT'S GONE DOWN.
HERE. HOLD HIM,
WILL YOU?
I'M GONNA
TAKE A TRY.
TAKE IT EASY, KID.
TAKE IT EASY.
DID YOU GET IT?
I TOUCHED BOTTOM.
ONE MORE TIME
OUGHT TO DO IT.
GO AHEAD, JACK.
OH, PEG, WE'VE BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
WE CAN'T FIND
THOSE GUYS.
YEAH. WE WAS ALL THE
WAY DOWN THE ROAD, TOO.
GRANDMA, THEY COULDN'T HAVE
TAKEN THE TRUCK TO TOWN.
OH, WELL,
DON'T WORRY, PEGGY.
MAYBE THE TRUCK
BROKE DOWN.
THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.
OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
NOW COME ON. GET UP.
HERE WE GO. UP!
NOW TOMMY AND ANGEL.
REACH FOR THAT LADDER
AND BRING IT DOWN.
OK, GUYS.
COME ON.
YEAH.
LOOK ALIVE.
ALL RIGHT, KIDS.
UP ON IT.
THAT'S IT.
WAIT TILL HE
GETS UP ON IT.
HEY, THIS GUY IS SPOUTING
WATER LIKE A FOUNTAIN.
KEEP HIS FACE DOWN.
THIS BUMPING UP AND DOWN
WILL DO HIM GOOD.
JOHNNIE, DO YOU THINK
HE DROWNED MAYBE?
NO, NO.
HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
NOW, LISTEN.
NOBODY TALK, SEE?
HE GOT AWAY FROM US AND FELL IN
THE WATER, AND WE FISHED HIM OUT.
GET THAT?
UNDERSTAND?
YEAH, SURE.
WE HAVEN'T SEEN THEM SINCE
ABOUT 2:00 THIS AFTERNOON.
THEY LEF IN THE TRUCK.
WELL, I DON' KNOW, SHERIFF.
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THEY WENT.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
HEY, LOOK.
HERE THEY COME.
Peggy: NEVER MIND, SHERIFF.
THEY JUST CAME IN. THANKS.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WE TOOK THE TRUCK AND WENT WAY DOWN...
DOWN TO WHERE THEY WAS
IRRIGATING THAT NEW RANCH,
AND WE STOPPED
TO WATCH THEM, AND...
YEAH, AND BEFORE WE KNEW
IT, IT WAS GETTING DARK,
WASN'T IT, ANGEL?
YEAH.
WHY, YOU'RE WE TO THE SKIN!
OH! GET SOME TOWELS, QUICK,
AND GET A BRANDY.
COME OVER TO THE STOVE
AND GET WARM.
WELL, WHAT DID
YOU DO TO HIM?
HE FELL IN
AN IRRIGATION DITCH.
YEAH, SURE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
DID YOU ALL FALL IN THE
SAME IRRIGATION DITCH?
YEAH. WE GOT WE FISHING HIM OUT.
WELL, THEY'VE GO TELEPHONES, YOU KNOW.
NOT WHERE WE WAS.
I DON'T EXPECT TO GE THE TRUTH OUT OF YOU
OR OUT OF ANY OF THEM
WHILE YOU'RE AROUND.
IN FACT, I THINK WE
HAVE ENOUGH OF YOU.
GET OUT.
IT'S OK WITH ME. WHEN
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?
THE SOONER,
THE BETTER.
I'LL LEAVE RIGHT NOW, IF
THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT.
PEGGY, YOU DON' KNOW WHAT HE...
SHUT UP.
COME ON.
EH, IT AIN'T RIGHT,
I TELL YOU. IT AIN'T.
EH, THAT'S OK.
THERE WE WAS, CAUGH LIKE CATS IN A TRAP.
YOU MEAN, RATS. I MEAN,
CAT. YOU KNOW, JACK.
JUST LIKE WHEN YOU DROP A BUNCH OF
KITTENS TO DROWN IN A BUCKET OF WATER.
SURE. THAT'S RIGHT.
THERE WE WAS,
ON THE DRINK OF DEATH.
BRINK.
AW, CUT THAT OUT,
WILL YOU?
EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT, YOU
MAKE ME NERVOUS ALL OVER.
THINK THAT'S
GOOD FOR ME?
WELL, ANYWAY, IN THE
WATER, IT'S DRINK OF DEATH.
WE'D ALL BE DEAD DUCKS
IF IT WASN'T FOR JACK.
SURE. OF COURSE.
CERTAINLY.
WHY WON'T YOU
LET US TELL HER?
WELL, SHE'D SAY IT WAS
MY FAULT FOR TAKING YOU.
YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF TAKING
ANYBODY WITH YOU, HAVE YOU?
WHO? WHO DO
YOU MEAN? YOU?
WELL, LOTS OF RANCH HELP TRAVEL
AROUND IN PAIRS LIKE THAT.
WHAT ABOUT THA GAS STATION?
WELL, THAT CAN WAIT TILL I
EARN ENOUGH DOUGH AND COME BACK.
EH, I'D LIKE
TO TAKE YOU, KID.
BUT YOUR SISTER WOULD HAVE THE
MILITIA OUT AFTER ME FOR KIDNAPPING.
WELL, I ONLY
THOUGHT THAT...
SURE, TOMMY,
AND I APPRECIATE IT.
BUTTING IN
AGAIN, HUH?
HAVEN'T YOU CAUSED ENOUGH
TROUBLE FOR ONE DAY?
I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO JACK ALONE.
OK, KIDS. BEAT IT.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
NOTHING, JOHNNIE,
EXCEPT THAT...
WELL...
ANGEL TOLD ME THE TRUTH ABOU WHAT HAPPENED THIS AFTERNOON.
I SAID I WAS SORRY,
DIDN'T I?
I CALLED YOU A HEEL, BU I GUESS YOU'RE A HERO.
IS THIS A BUILDUP FOR
ANOTHER SOCK IN THE NOSE?
NO. I THINK
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
SURE. I AIN' A BAD GUY.
I TOLD YOU SO BEFORE.
I KNOW.
SO DID GRANDMA,
BUT I DIDN' BELIEVE IT TILL NOW.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE
UNLESS YOU WANT TO.
YOU KNOW,
THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON
I WANT TO STAY HERE...
YOU.
DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY?
WELL, UH,
THAT'S THAT.
UM, AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALL
CLEANED UP AND EVERYTHING,
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DRIVE ME TO TOWN?
I GOT SOME ERRANDS.
IT'S A DATE.
WELL, THEN YOU BETTER GRAB YOURSELF
SOME SUPPER, AND I'LL CHANGE.
15 MINUTES.
MIND?
UH-UH.
SAY, I KNOW A SPOT ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
WHERE NO CARS
EVER PASS.
SUPPOSE
WE PARK AND...
TALK.
WHAT FOR?
I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
AIN'T THAT ENOUGH?
YEAH. IT'S A LOT, BU IT STARTS THE WRONG WAY.
HOW, THE WRONG WAY?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT YOU
OR WHO YOU ARE,
EXCEPT YOUR NAME,
AND MAYBE I ISN'T YOUR NAME.
YOU SOUND LIKE I WAS
PROPOSING MARRIAGE.
WHAT ARE YOU
PROPOSING?
OH, NOTHING
LIKE THAT.
OH.
WELL, YOU'RE
FRANK, ANYWAY.
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
BE FRANK, TOO?
YOU WANT ME TO?
SURE.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE
A NICE-LOOKING MAN...
THANK YOU KINDLY.
WITH THE RIGHT HEART...
AHH.
BUT THE WRONG HEAD.
BECAUSE I TRY
TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU?
NOPE. BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER.
YOU KNOW, I'M
FROM THE BIG CITY, TOO,
AND I'VE HEARD
A LOT OF LINES BEFORE.
AND SO IT'S UP TO ME TO
THINK OF A NEW LINE, HUH?
MM-HMM.
WOULDN'T HURT.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL THINK OF ONE.
I'LL BE WAITING.
HI, JACK!
HI, PEGGY!
HIYA, SPEED.
YOU GET SOME GAS.
I'M GOING OVER
TO THE HARDWARE STORE
TO SEE MR. HAYMAN
ON SOME BUSINESS.
BACK IN A MINUTE.
RIGHT.
FILL 'ER UP?
YEAH, WITH THE CHEAP.
OH, WHY DON'T YOU GE SOME GOOD GAS THIS TIME
SO YOU CAN TRY OU MY NEW PUMP?
IF I EVER TRY TO PUT GOOD GASOLINE INTO
THIS JALOPY, SHE'D PROBABLY EXPLODE.
SAY, I'VE GOT SOME SWELL NEW OIL
OVER THERE, IF YOU CAN USE ANY.
JUST CAME IN.
YEAH? HOW MUCH?
30 CENTS.
30 CENTS?
THAT'S TOO MUCH.ENTS.
HEY, YOU GONNA
TAKE THAT IN?
I HEAR HE'S GOOD.
EH, IF HE
WERE ANY GOOD,
HE WOULDN'T BE
BARNSTORMING IN THE STICKS.
WELL, HE MUST BE PRETTY GOOD
IF THEY'RE GONNA GIVE $500
TO ANYBODY WHO CAN
STICK WITH HIM.
THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
YEAH. I GUESS THAT IS A
LOT OF MONEY, ALL RIGHT.
Speed: THAT NOT ENOUGH
TO TEMPT ME, THOUGH.
NO?
SAY, I WOULDN'T GET IN THE
RING WITH THAT BIG, UGLY MOOSE
FOR $5,000 A ROUND.
"WILD BULL OF EUROPE."
HUH. LOOKS LIKE
A KILLER TO ME.
HMM? UM, ALL SET?
YEAH. SHE TOOK 8 GALLONS. THAT $1.28.
CHARGE IT.
SAY, JACK, THAT BILL
IS GETTING KIND OF HIGH.
OW ABOUT A LITTLE
ON THE ACCOUNT?
EH, WHAT ARE YOU
SQUAWKING ABOUT?
YOU'LL GET PAID...
SOMETIME.
OK.
I GUESS I CAN DO MY BI FOR PEGGY AND THE OLD LADY
TILL THINGS GE BETTER FOR THEM.
THAT'S A NICE PUMP.
SAY, YOU DO PRETTY GOOD
AROUND HERE, DON'T YOU, SPEED?
OH, I CAN' COMPLAIN.
THAT'S ONE THING THEY
CAN'T SAY ABOUT THEM.
WHEN THEY GOT TO HAVE
GAS, THEY GOT TO HAVE GAS.
WHAT THIS PUMP SET YOU
BACK, ABOUT TWO GRAND?
JUST ABOUT, AND SAY, WHA A BIG IMPROVEMENT THAT IS
OVER THIS
OLD HAND PUMP.
LISTEN. I'M GOING ACROSS
THE STREET FOR A FEW MINUTES.
IF PEGGY COMES, TELL HER
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, HUH?
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT BIG ENOUGH. YOU'RE TOO LIGHT.
WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO
WITH IT IF I'M WILLING?
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOU YOU. IT'S THE CUSTOMERS.
THEY DON'T PAY DOUGH
TO SEE SETUPS, YOU KNOW.
I'LL GIVE THAT GUY
PLENTY OF FIGHT.
LOOK. I'M HAVING
A FIGHT, NOT A MURDER.
GO ON.
SCRAM, WILL YOU?
I GOT A LO OF WORK TO DO.
LISTEN. I WANT A CHANCE AT THAT MUG.
GO ON. SCRAM.
I'M BUSY.
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME,
OR I'LL CLIP YOU.
OH, YOU WILL?
OOH!
COME ON. DO I GE THAT FIGHT, OR DON'T I?
YEAH. YOU GET IT.
IT'LL BE A PLEASURE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND?
YEAH. I THOUGHT THAT TAD
HAYMAN WOULD HELP US OU WITH AN ADVANCE
ON THE NEXT CROP,
BUT HE'S STRAPPED
ALL HIMSELF THIS YEAR.
EH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ANYTHING.
YOUR TROUBLES
ARE OVER.
WE'RE GONNA OPEN
A GAS STATION.
A GAS STATION?
SURE.
WELL, HOW DID YOU
HAPPEN TO THINK OF THAT?
WELL, UM, UH,
STATISTICS.
YOU KNOW, THERE ISN'T A
GAS STATION ON OUR ROAD
42 MILES ONE WAY
AND 28 THE OTHER.
WHAT YOU ANY IDEA
WHAT A GAS STATI COSTS?
OH, I LOOKED
INTO THAT.
WELL, YOU HEAR ABOUT THE
BIG FIGHT THEY'RE HAVING
AT THE LEGION STADIUM
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
ABOUT THE PALOOKA THAT'S
OFFERING $500 A ROUND
FOR ANYBODY THAT WILL STICK
WITH HIM MORE THAN TWO ROUNDS?
YEAH. I READ
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
WELL, I'M GOING IN THERE AND FIGHT HIM.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STAND
ON MY FEET FOR 4 ROUNDS.
4 TIMES 500...
THAT'S 2,000 BUCKS.
WHY, IT'S
IN THE BAG.
OH, BUT, JACK,
YOU'RE CRAZY.
WHY, HE'S
A PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER.
YOU'D GET BADLY HURT.
AW, GEE, ANYBODY WHO WOULD STAND UP
AGAINST A FIGHTER LIKE THAT WOULD BE A...
A SUCKER?
YEAH, A SUCKER.
AND IF I DID GET HURT,
WOULD IT MATTER MUCH TO YOU?
YES, JACK, IT WOULD...
LOTS.
THAT'S ALL
I WANT TO KNOW.
WITH YOU ROOTING FOR ME,
I'LL GO IN THERE
AND BANG THE EARS OFF THE
BIGGEST GUY IN THE WORLD.
Tommy: COME ON.
KEEP ON HITTING HIM.
Dippy: HIT HIM
WITH A RIGHT, BOY.
RIGHT. RIGHT,
LEFT, RIGHT.
RIGHT! RIGHT!
OH, CUT IT OUT!
FLATTEN THAT GUY!
COME ON! KNOCK
HIS BRAIN OUT!
BEAT HIM UP!
OH, WHAT A FIGHTER!
YOU COULDN'T LAS A HALF A ROUND
WITH FOOTWORK
LIKE THAT.
YOU COULDN'T STOP
A TRUCK MOVING THAT SLOW.
GO ON!
MOVE FAST! JUMP!
EH, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT IT?
PLENTY, YOU BIG, FAT,
CLUMSY LUMMOX.
SO HOW'S YOUR WIND?
MY WIND?
OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I'LL FIND OU ABOUT THAT LATER.
GO ON NOW. HIT IT.
DON'T MAKE LOVE TO IT.
HIT IT, I TELL YOU.
HIT IT! THAT'S IT.
WORKING HARD?
YEAH. I KIND OF
LIKE IT.
WILL YOU BLOW, PEG?
I WISH YOU WOMEN WOULD
STOP AGGRAVATING THE CHAMP
WHILE HE'S WORKING OUT.
MIND YOUR OWN
BUSINESS, WILL YOU?
THAT IS MY BUSINESS,
TRAINING THE CHAMP.
YOUR
BUSINESS?
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU TRAINING HIM?
COME ON, JACK.
ABOUT 3 MORE MINUTES,
AND WE'LL BREAK.
BY A WATERFALL
I'M CALLING
YOU-OO-OO-OO
BY A WATERFALL
HEY, HURRY UP WITH THA WATER, WILL YOU, YOU GUYS?
TAKE IT EASY, CARUSO.
YOU'LL LAST LONGER.
HOW'S THE WATER, CHAMP?
BRR. HOW DID YOU
GET IT SO HOT?
BY A WATERFALL,
I'M CALLING YOU-OO-OO-OO
HEY, FELLAS! GET A
LOAD OF THIS, WILL YOU?
WHAT DO
YOU GOT, T?
I JUST WON 3 BUCKS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU JUST WON 3 BUCKS?
THE AMATEUR PICTURE CONTES IN THE "SALT LAKE TIMES."
HERE'S THE 3 BUCKS
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.
WELL, COME ON. SHOW US THE PICTURE.
WHERE IS IT?
YEAH, SURE.
COME ON. GET IT OUT THERE.
LOOK. RIGHT THERE.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? IT'S JACK!
JACKIE.
HEY, JACKIE, LOOK.
THERE'S YOUR PICTURE
IN THE PAPER.
WHEN DID YOU
TAKE THAT?
ONCE WHEN YOU
WASN'T LOOKING.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO
LAY OFF OF THAT STUFF.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT TAKING MY PICTURE?
OH, WHAT HARM
DID I DO?
I OUGHT TO FLATTEN
YOU FOR THIS,
YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING,
LITTLE CHISELER.
AW, LAY OFF ME,
WILL YOU?
I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
I MADE 3 BUCKS, DIDN'T I?
EH, SHUT UP.
BUT LOOK AT THE WAY HE'S
GOT HIS RIGHT HAND STUCK OUT.
SO A GUY GETS UP
OUT OF HIS GRAVE,
STICKS OUT HIS RIGHT HAND
JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE THE PINCH
AND PROVE THAT ALL THE RES OF US AROUND HERE ARE DOPES.
I TELL YOU, I GOT A HUNCH
THAT'S JOHNNIE BRADFIELD.
IT'LL TAKE ME MAYBE
A MONTH TO FIND OUT,
BUT IT'S
WORTH TRYING.
SWELL. TAKE TWO MONTHS. TAKE TWO YEARS.
WRITE US
PICTURE POSTCARDS.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA.
GO ON. LAUGH.
WELL, YOU'D LAUGH, TOO, PHELAN,
IF YOU KNEW HOW FUNNY YOU WERE.
MAYBE I WOULD.
MAYBE I'LL
LAUGH LATER.
"THESE GLOVES USED BY KID McNEIL
"WHEN HE KNOCKED OU SAILOR O'SHEA.
A BUY AT 8 BUCKS."
I'LL BET THAT'S
LUCKY LEATHER.
YEAH. WE COULD GET THEM FOR JACK
IF WE HAD
$7.60 MORE.
HA! IF MY AUNT HAD
WHISKERS, SHE'D BE MY UNCLE.
HA HA HA!
HEY, LOOK OVER THERE,
WILL YOU?
Dippy:
LAMP THAT JALOPY.
Spit: LAMP WHAT'S
IN THAT JALOPY.
WAIT A MINUTE. I GOT AN IDEA. COME ON.
Spit: LET'S GO.
CHECK IT OUT.
ISN'T HE CUTE?
HEY,
WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S ALIVE.
HEY, BUD, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
J. DOUGLAS WILLIAMSON.
J. DOUGLAS WILLIAMSON.
WHOO WHOO!
AND WHAT'S
YOUR NAME?
J. MONTMORENCI SPIT JR.
WHAT BOOK YOU GE THAT OUT OF, KID?
TELL ME SOMETHING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WE JUST STOPPED TO HAVE A FLAT FIXED.
WE SHALL BE OFF AS SOON AS DAD AND MATER
RETURN FROM THE TELEGRAPH OFFICE.
OH, IT AIN' GONNA STAY.
HE'S BREAKING
MY HEART.
HEY,
WHAT'S A MATER?
A MATER. THAT'S HIS OLD LADY, YOU DOPE.
DON'T YOU
READ ANY BOOKS?
NOPE.
YOU THINK YOU'RE
SMART, DON'T YOU?
THEY CALL US
THE 6 GENIUSES.
HEY, WHAT KIND
OF CAMERA IS THAT?
IT'S A MOTION-PICTURE
CAMERA.
LET ME SEE THAT.
I'LL GIVE IT BACK.
YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW JUS WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
WELL, IT'S A CINCH.
LOOK. WE GOT TO GET IT HONESTLY,
SEE, OR JACK WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
HEY, ANGEL.
COME ON, WILL YOU?
LET HIM SEE IT.
Dippy: ALL RIGHT. KEEP YOU
HANDS OFF THAT GOOD CAMERA.
HEY, DOUGIE. HOW DO
YOU LIKE THIS ONE, DOUG?
COME ON, GANG.
WE GOT TO GET GOING.
HEY, YOU WAN TO COME ALONG, KID?
WHERE TO?
OH, WE'RE JUS GONNA PLAY.
MARBLES?
THAT'S
A SISSY GAME.
WE'RE GONNA
PLAY POKER.
YOU KNOW HOW
TO PLAY POKER?
NO.
OH. WE COULD TEACH YOU
HOW. IT'S VERY EASY.
WE AIN'T GOT NO TIME
TO LEARN BEGINNERS.
Dippy: EH, HE'S
TOO YOUNG, ANYWAY.
BUT I'M 12,
AND I COULD LEARN.
WELL, WHAT DO
YOU SAY, GANG?
SHOULD WE
LET HIM IN?
Dippy: SURE. WHY NOT?
COME ON,
DOUGLAS.
STEP RIGHT OUT.
THAT'S THE WAY.
I'VE ONLY GO 25 CENTS.
OH, THAT'S OK, KID.
YOU DON'T NEED NO DOUGH
TO PLAY STRIP POKER.
WHAT'S
STRIP POKER?
YOU'LL FIND OUT.
GIVE ME SOME CARDS, WOULD YOU?
GIVE US A COUPLE
OF GOOD ONES.
Douglas: I GO 6, 7, 8, 9, AND 10.
ISN'T THAT ANY GOOD?
NOPE.
NOPE.
KEEP THE 10, SEE?
WE'LL TRY TO DRAW
SOMETHING BETTER.
HEY, DIPPY.
4 CARDS
FOR DOUGLAS JR.
Tommy: GIVE ME 3.
Douglas: IS THAT ANY GOOD?
WELL, IT'S BETWEEN
YOU AND ANGEL NOW.
WHAT DO YOU
GOT, ANGEL?
I GOT A PAIR OF 7s.
OH, BUT MINE ARE
ALL THE SAME SUIT.
YEAH, YEAH, THEY ARE, BE THERE AIN'T A PAIR IN THE BUNCH.
ANGEL'S PAIR OF 7s WINS.
OH, I SEE NOW.
YOU GO TO HAVE PAIRS.
SURE. YOU'LL
CATCH ON TO THIS.
YEP. DOUGLAS JR., NOW YOU CAN
TAKE OFF THE COAT AND BELT.
OH, YOU MEAN,
I LOSE, THEN?
YOU DON'T WIN.
WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL
WIN IT BACK NEXT HAND.
JUST PUT I OVER THERE.
Dippy: DON' GET IT WRINKLED.
YOU GET TO COME BACK ON
ANOTHER LITTLE HAND LATER.
HEY, COME ON.
HURRY UP. WE'RE TRYING
TO LEARN YOU SOMETHING.
COME ON. HURRY UP
WITH THEM CARDS.
Douglas: I GO A PAIR THIS TIME.
CERTAINLY HAVE.
HOLD ON NOW.
WE'RE STAYING PAT.
Angel:
PAT? I'M OUT.
I'M TAKING 3.
I GOT THEM.
WELL, WHAT DO
YOU GOT, TOMMY?
OH, JUST A MEASLY
PAIR OF TWOS.
I WIN, DON'T I?
NO. HE'S GOT TWOS.
YOU ONLY GOT ONES.
KEEP YOUR MITTS
OFF IT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, DOUGLAS.
YOU'RE LEARNING ALREADY.
NOW, THAT DIDN'T TAKE
LONG, DID IT, DARLING?
DOUGLAS!
WHY, WHA HAS HAPPENED?
DID YOU GET BY
ALL RIGHT?
HUH? YEAH.
DOCTOR SAID
I WAS 100% OK.
I HIT THE SCALE
AT 153.
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
IF I GE IN THAT RING FIRST,
YOU'LL NEVER GE A WHACK AT THAT GUY.
WISH I FEL THAT WAY ABOUT IT.
IT'S FUNNY WHAT US GUYS
WILL DO FOR MONEY, ISN'T IT?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ARE YOU
FIGHTING FOR?
MY WIFE IS GONNA
HAVE A KID.
YEAH?
TOUGH RACKET,
AIN'T IT?
WELL, GOOD LUCK.
THANKS.
GOT ANY GOOD SEATS LEF FOR TOMORROW NIGHT?
YEAH. I HAVE
A FEW LEFT.
WHERE ARE THEY?
HOW NEAR DO YOU
WANT THOSE?
CLOSE AS I CAN GET.
WELL, HOW ABOU A RINGSIDE?
FINE.
SAY, THIS GUY
JACK DORNEY,
IS HE A SOUTHPAW?
YOU CAN SEARCH
ME, MISTER.
THAT'LL BE
$3.30, PLEASE.
OK.
THANK YOU.
HEY, YOU THINK WE NEED SOME MORE CREEP?
NO, WE DON'T NEED
NO MORE CREPE.
YOU ASK ME,
YOU'RE A DEAD PIGEON.
WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE.
HEY, HE PASSED!
HE PASSED!
HE PASSED
THE MEDICAL EXAM.
HE PASSED
WITH FLYING COLORS.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
CY KIMBALL
JUST TOLD ME.
HE JUST DROVE BY
IN HIS TRUCK,
AND HE SAID THAT THE DOCTOR SAID
THAT IF JACK WAS ANY HEALTHIER,
HE COULDN'T LIVE.
HERE HE COMES.
COME ON.
TAKE YOUR PLACES.
Peggy: SURPRISE.
Spit: GO ON.
SIT DOWN.
NOW?
YEAH.
OK.
QUIET!
CHAMP, ON BEHALF
OF THE GANG AND MYSELF,
AND GRANDMA AND PEGGY,
WE TAKE THIS OCCASION
ON THE EVE OF THE BIG FIGH TO PRESENT YOU WITH THIS
LITTLE TOKEN OF OUR ESTEEM.
HERE.
SPEECH!
SPEECH, CHAMP.
LOOK. I'M SORRY
YOU DID THIS.
YOU SEE,
I CAN'T FIGHT.
THE DOC TURNED ME DOWN.
THERE'S SOMETHING THE MATTER
WITH MY TICKER.
COME ON, BOYS.
COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON.
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH EVERYBODY?
THEY KNOW
YOU'RE LYING, JACK.
WHO, ME?
YOU PASSED THA MEDICAL EXAMINATION.
LISTEN, PEGGY. I TOLD YOU.
THE DOCTOR SAID THAT...
CY KIMBALL WAS HERE AND
TOLD US WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID.
ALL RIGHT.
SO I'M YELLOW.
YOU'RE NOT THAT,
EITHER.
I'M A LIAR,
AND I LOST MY NERVE.
LET IT GO AT THAT.
JACK, TELL ME
SOMETHING, WILL YOU?
WE'RE YOU LYING TO ME WHEN
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED ME?
NO. NO.
WELL, WHAT'S THA GOT TO DO WITH IT?
EVERYTHING
BECAUSE WHEN YOU
LOVE SOMEONE,
YOU DON' LIE TO THEM.
YOU DON'T HOLD
ANYTHING BACK.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? HOLD WHAT BACK?
LISTEN.
LISTEN TO ME, JACK.
I LOVE YOU, TOO,
AND I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT A QUITTER.
THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE.
YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE.
SOMETHING ELSE
TURNED UP.
I HEARD ABOUT A SWELL JOB,
SEE, AND I WAS GONNA...
EH, WASN'T IT MY IDEA
ABOUT THE FIGHT?
WELL, I CHANGED
MY MIND, SEE?
THE GUY IS TOO BIG.
HE'S TOO TOUGH.
I'M NO SUCKER, SEE?
WHY SHOULD I GE MY HEAD KNOCKED OFF
WHEN I CAN GET THE DOUGH SOME OTHER WAY?
THAT'S ALL
THERE IS TO IT.
LEAVE ME ALONE,
CAN'T YOU?
JACK.
WILL YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE?
HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT THA STUMBLEBUM HE'S SUPPOSED TO FIGHT,
AND HE GAVE UP,
THAT'S ALL.
HE LOST HIS NERVE.
Angel: YEAH. THEY GE THAT WAY SOMETIMES.
Dippy: NOT IF THEY
GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
NO MOXIE.
NO MOXIE.
Spit: BOY,
IS THAT GUY CHICKEN.
SHUT UP.
JACK AIN'T AFRAID
OF NOBODY, SEE?
OH, NO.
JACK AIN'T AFRAID.
NOT MUCH, HE AIN'T.
SHUT UP!
OH, LEAVE
THE KID ALONE.
SURE,
HE'S AFRAID.
QUIT LIKE
A YELLOW DOG.
WHAT A SLUG, BLAMING IT ON HIS TICKER.
JACK.
GOING AWAY, JACK?
WHY?
OH, NOTHING.
IF YOU ARE, WELL...
WHAT I SAID ABOUT GOING
WITH YOU STILL GOES.
FORGET IT, KID.
NOBODY GOES WITH ME.
WELL, I JUST THOUGH THAT MAYBE...
I DON'T NEED NOBODY.
I...
I TRAVEL ALONE.
YEAH.
YEAH, SURE, JACK.
IT DON'T MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE TO ME
WHAT THE KIDS
AND THE WOMEN SAY.
I KNOW YOU AIN' AFRAID OF THAT GUY.
NO, I AIN' AFRAID OF HIM.
YOU AIN'T AFRAID OF
ANYBODY. I KNOW THAT.
SHUT UP.
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
DON'T GE EXCITED, JACK.
WHAT I WANTED
TO SAY WAS
THAT IF YOU
MADE UP YOUR MIND...
YEAH.
I MADE UP MY MIND.
YOU MUST HAVE
YOUR REASONS.
SURE, I GO MY REASONS.
I SUPPOSE THAT'S OK,
IF THAT'S HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT IT.
WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL
YOU IS THAT I'M WITH YOU
IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ME.
EH, WHO'S
GOING AWAY?
YOU AIN'T GOING?
I'M GONNA
STAY RIGHT HERE.
YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT WAS A RIB.
IT WAS A RIB. I KNEW
IT WAS ALL THE TIME.
BOY, WAIT TILL
I TELL THE GUYS.
ATTABOY. YOU TELL THEM. TELL THEM ALL!
WHAT DO YOU SAY, FATHER?
SUPPOSE THAT DICK DIDN' SEE NO SOUTHPAW IN THE RING.
HE WOULDN'T BE SO SURE
IT WAS JOHNNIE BRADFIELD,
WOULD HE?
HAVE YOUR TICKETS
READY.
HE'S GO THE TICKETS.
I'M WITH HIM.
TICKETS.
TICKETS.
TICK...
TICKETS.
HEY! THERE'S
ONLY TWO HERE.
WHERE'S THE OTHERS
FOR THEM?
WHO'S THEM?
THERE'S ONLY TWO OF ME.
1, 2. 1, 2. 1, 2.
THAT'S ALL.
JIM, WATCH THAT GATE.
SURE.
OVER THERE.
THAT'S WHERE...
GOOD SEATS OVER THERE.
HEY, YOU FELLAS!
Angel: HEY, WHAT'S
EATING YOU, MISTER?
YOU AIN' GOT NO TICKET.
HEY, WHO AIN' GOT A TICKET?
WHAT'S THAT, WOOD?
COMING THROUGH.
HEY, FELLAS.
HEY, ARE THESE
THE GUYS I'M GONNA FIGHT?
YEAH. SHAKE HANDS
WITH THE BOYS.
HE DON' SHAKE HANDS.
HE'LL SHOW THEM PLENTY
OF HANDS IN THE RING.
HEY, COME HERE, YOU.
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS.
ALL RIGHT.
SAY, WAI A MINUTE.
WE AIN' IN THE RING YET.
HE'S ONLY KIDDING.
COME HERE.
COME OVER HERE. WHAT'S
THE MATTER? YOU SCARED?
NOPE.
I'M NOT AFRAID
OF ANYBODY.
ATTABOY.
HEY, TAKE IT EASY,
WILL YOU?
HE'S ONLY KIDDING. HE'S
JUST A BIG BABY, THAT'S ALL.
HEY, YOU. COME HERE.
WHAT'S YOUR WEIGHT?
153?
GET YOUR SMEARY
HANDS OFF ME.
I KNOW THAT RACKET.
OH, YOU'RE
A FIGHTER, EH?
I'M NO FIGHTER.
WHAT DID YOU COME UP
HERE TO FIGHT ME FOR?
I SEEN YOUR PICTURE
IN THE PAPER,
AND I COULDN'T WAI TO GET YOU ALONE.
OH, YEAH?
GO AWAY.
COME HERE. CUT IT OUT. WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS?
I'LL TAKE HIM FIRST.
GO ON. GET HIM
OUT OF HERE.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
NOW THAT GUY WILL CUT YOU
TO PIECES IN ONE ROUND.
THAT'S WHA YOU THINK.
BOO! BOO! BOO!
WHAT A STUMBLEBUM!
ALL SET.
THEY'RE READY.
SWELL.
NOT YOU, KID.
HE CHANGED HIS MIND.
COME ON, KALUTCHEE.
HURRY UP. THEY'RE WAITING ON YOU.
I CATCH ON. HE TRYING TO GET MY GOAT.
SOFTEN HIM UP
FOR ME, KID.
COME ON, LYNCH. WE'RE
GONNA NEED YOU UP THERE.
HE'S MAKING ME
WAIT, TOO.
SURE.
HE'S AFRAID OF YOU.
THINK SO? REALLY?
SURE.
I'LL BOX
HIS EARS OFF.
COME ON.
SIT DOWN, WILL YOU?
RELAX.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU WORRIED
ABOUT THE WIFE?
I'LL STAY IN THERE TILL I
GET THAT HOSPITAL BILL PAID,
OR I'LL... GO ON. SIT DOWN, WILL YOU?
BUCK UP. BUCK UP.
WONDER HOW KALUTCHEE
IS DOING.
WE'LL FIND OU PRETTY SOON.
WELL, THE BULL AIN' AFRAID OF FELLAS LIKE HIM.
HE AIN'T AFRAID
OF HITTERS.
HE'S AFRAID
OF BOXERS.
SURE.
DON'T LET HIM
WORRY YOU, KID.
OH, HE AIN' WORRYING ME.
WHAT'S THAT?
MUST BE KALUTCHEE.
THINK SO?
SURE.
SEE? SEE?
THAT'S WHAT HE GETS
FOR COMING IN.
HE SHOULD STAY
AWAY FROM HIM.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO,
UNLESS YOU TAKE HIM FIRST, EH?
YOU WANT TO LET HIM
COME INTO YOU, EH?
BOX HIM. BOX HIM.
SPEAR HIM.
SPEAR HIM GOING AWAY.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA
DO... BOX HIS EARS OFF,
UNLESS YOU
TAKE HIM FIRST.
NEXT COMING UP.
LISTEN.
WHERE KALUTCHEE?
JUST TOOK HIM AWAY.
ALL
BUSTED UP.
YOU SEE? YOU SEE?
THAT'S WHAT HE GETS
FOR COMING IN.
YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW.
OK. OK. LET'S GO.
NO, NOT YOU, KID.
HE WANTS SMITH.
WHO, ME?
STILL TRYING
TO GET MY GOAT, EH?
ALL SET, KID?
WELL, YEAH, BUT,
WELL, NO.
I'VE ONLY GO ONE HAND BANDAGED.
OK. WE'LL TAPE THE
OTHER ONE IN THE RING.
COME ON.
WELL, YOU'RE ALL RIGH NOW, AREN'T YOU, DORNEY?
ARE YOU TURNING CHICKEN?
ME? I'LL BOX
HIS EARS OFF.
HIS EARS ARE UPSTAIRS. COME ON.
Johnnie:
GOOD LUCK, KID.
RIGHT TO THE JAW,
A LEFT TO THE FACE.
BOY, IS HE A KILLER.
IS HE MURDEROUS.
THE BULL LANDS A TERRIFIC RIGH TO SMITH'S JAW, AND SMITH IS DOWN.
YOU CAN FORGIVE SMITH IF HE STAYS
DOWN BECAUSE THIS IS DOWNRIGHT MURDER.
SMITH'S FACE IS RED PULP,
RED, RED, PULP.
8, 9, 10!
AND SMITH IS OUT.
PHEW. AM I GLAD THAT'S OVER.
NOW, THE NEXT FIGHTER
TO MEET THE BULL
IS JACK DORNEY.
HEY! THERE HE IS!
IT'S JACK!
ALL RIGHT, JACK!
ALL RIGHT, JACK!
COME ON, JACK!
JACK!
JACK.
HERE WE ARE! OVER HERE! THE FOURTH ROW!
HA HA!
JACK WILL SHOW
THAT BIG GORILLA.
OH, I DON'T KNOW,
GRAMMY. HE'S AWFUL TOUGH.
WELL, SO IS JACK. DIDN' IT TRAIN HIM MYSELF?
LAY IT INTO HIM JACK!
LAND HIM...
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
OH, JACK WILL KNOCK
HIS EARS BACK FOR HIM.
HA!
YOU BETTER DO ALL
YOUR YELLING NOW!
IT'LL BE OVER
IN A MINUTE!
I'LL GIVE YOU
THE BACK OF ME HAND!
HEY, JOHNNIE.
Phelan:
HEY, JOHNNIE.
HEY, THERE'S A GUY DOWN
THERE CALLING YOU, KID.
YEAH?
HOW ARE YOU, JOHNNIE?
KNOW HIM?
NAH. NEVER SEEN HIM
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
QUIET! QUIET, PLEASE!
THE LAST CHALLENGER
TO MEET THE WILD BULL...
JACK DORNEY!
COME ON, BOYS.
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON. COME ON.
YOU FELLAS WILL FIGHT THE STATE
MARQUIS OF QUEENSBURY RULES.
NO LOW BLOWS,
NO HOLDING AND HITTING.
SHAKE HANDS NOW
AND COME OUT FIGHTING.
COME ON,
JOHNNIE.
HIT HIM, JACK!
HIT HIM!
DON'T LET HIM HIT YOU!
HIM HIM!
PIPE DOWN!
PIPE DOWN, YOURSELF.
GET LOST,
WILL YOU?
RUTCHEK IS WORKING DORNEY
ACROSS THE RING.
HE RIPS A TERRIFIC RIGH TO DORNEY'S HEAR AND DRIVES DORNEY
UP AGAINST THE ROPES.
"JACK WILL KNOCK
HIS EARS BACK."
HA!
THAT'S IT, JACK!
CUT HIM! CUT HIM, JACK!
CUT HIM WHERE HE
CAN'T TAKE IT!
IN THE BREADBASKET!
IN THE BREADBASKET!
YOUR LEFT! YOUR LEFT!
SOME MORE LEFTS!
COME ON. FIGHT.
DON'T LET THAT GORILLA
DO THAT TO YOU, JACK!
HIT HIM BACK!
HIT HIM BACK!
I BEG
YOUR PARDON.
COMING AROUND THE CORNER.
THE BULL IS RIGHT AFTER HIM.
HE JABS WITH HIS LEFT.
HE SENDS DORNEY'S HEAD BACK.
HE LANDS A TERRIFIC RIGH TO DORNEY'S JAW,
COMES THROUGH
WITH A LEFT TO THE JAW,
AND ANOTHER HARD RIGH TO THE HEART.
AND DORNEY IS DOWN.
ON YOUR FEET,
JACKIE, ME BOY!
ON YOUR FEET!
OH, HE MUS HAVE SLIPPED.
OVER A RIGHT HOOK
TO THE JAW.
HA!
JACK, GET UP!
PLEASE GET UP, JACK!
7, 8,
SOCK HIM! SOCK HIM!
MOW HIM DOWN!
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
TIME.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU GETTING SOFT?
FINISH HIM UP THIS
TIME, KID. FINISH HIM.
YOU CAN BET THIS ROUND.
HE AIN'T BEGUN THE FIGHT.
YOU WAIT.
I'M WAITING.
EH, PUT A ZIPPER
ON THE TRAP, WILL YOU?
NOW GET HIM!
THERE GOES THE BULL AGAIN.
HE'S GOT DORNEY
BACKED INTO A CORNER.
RIPS LEFTS AND RIGHTS
TO THE BODY.
LIFTS DORNEY OFF HIS FEE WITH A TERRIFIC RIGHT UPPERCUT.
THERE HE GOES. DORNEY IS DOWN
FROM A TERRIFIC RIGHT TO THE JAW.
GET UP, JACKIE!
GET UP!
DO YOU HEAR ME?
DIDN'T I HEAR SOMEONE SAY
SHE TRAINED THAT PALOOKA?
HA!
6, 7.
HE'S UP! HE'S UP!
BUT NOT FOR LONG.
GO AFTER HIM
WITH YOUR LEFT, YOU...
OH. I'M...
JACK, I COULD MAKE A
GREAT FIGHTER OUT OF YOU
IF THAT GUY
DON'T KILL YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHEN
I'LL NEED A MANAGER OR NOT.
THIS IS ONLY COSTING US 1,500 BUCKS.
DO YOU THINK THAT'S HAY, YOU DOPE?
WELL, THE BELL
SAVED HIM.
"THE BELL
SAVED HIM."
IF YOU HAD TAKEN HIM IN THE FIRST ROUND,
THERE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN NO BELLS.
HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO FIGHT?
THIS GOES
ONE MORE ROUND,
YOU'LL PAY, SWEETHEART, NOT ME.
AH!
JACK! YOU'RE
STANDING AROUND!
BUT HE FALLS
ALL RIGHT.
YOU AIN'T GONNA LE THAT BIG PALOOKA LICK YOU,
ARE YOU, JOHNNIE?
COME ON.
QUIT STALLING.
STICK OUT THAT RIGH AND SIC THAT LEFT.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
SOUTHPAW.
YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME.
Referee:
6... 7...
8... 9...
SOUTHPAW, HUH?
YEAH!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
AW, PIPE DOWN.
SAY THAT AGAIN.
PIPE DOWN.
GOOD BOY, JACK.
YOU DID IT.
GO ON, KID.
BEAT IT.
AW, COME ON. BEAT IT YOURSELF, WISE GUY.
ATTABOY, JACK.
ATTABOY.
WE GOT THE DOUGH NOW.
YOU CAN QUIT.
NOT YET.
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE ALL
CUT UP, JACK,
AND WE DON'T NEED
ANY MORE DOUGH.
WE STILL NEED SOME MORE.
GO ON. SCRAM. SCRAM.
BUT, JACK,
YOU'RE ALL...
KID IS HARD
WITH HIS LEFT.
HERE. TAKE A WHIFF
OF THIS.
Man: COME ON!
GET UP, JACK,
GET UP.
PLEASE GET UP!
5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10!
WHAT YOU THINK, DOC?
WELL, HE TOOK A PRETTY BAD BEATING,
BUHE'LL COME OU OF IT ALL RIGHT.
JACK. JACK.
JACK, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
HOW IS HE,
DOCTOR?
JUST ABOU THE SAME.
OH, JACK!
GET UP, DO YOU HEAR? GET UP!
DID YOU TRY VINEGAR?
WE'VE DONE
ALL WE CAN FOR HIM.
WELL, YOU AIN' GOING TO DO MUCH
WITH THAT SILLY LITTLE
TIN EAR TRUMPET, YOU KNOW?
Peggy: OH, JACK!
COME OUT OF IT, PLEASE!
OH, JACKIE.
JACKIE, COME OUT OF IT.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
LISTEN. OH, HE DID I ALL FOR US.
HE WENT OU AND GOT HIMSELF KILLED
JUST FOR US.
OH, JACKIE.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
WE GOT THE MONEY.
OH, MY HEAD.
GO AHEAD, JOHNNIE.
JACK'S THE NAME.
WHO'S HE?
OH, HE'S JUS A FRIEND OF MINE.
OH, BOY.
YOU FOUGHT A GOOD FIGHT.
YOU KNOW YOU DID.
WHAT A FIGHT!
YEAH, SO I SAYS,
"WHO'S GOT A BETTER RIGH IN THERE BUT HIS BROTHER?"
HOW YOU FEELING,
JACK?
I FEEL FINE.
THERE.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
JUST A LITTLE WINDED,
THAT'S ALL.
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE
WITH THAT GORILLA,
AND HE'D TAKE HIM,
WOULDN'T YOU, JACK?
I, UH,
I GOT TO GO NOW.
GO?
I MEAN, UH,
I GOT TO GET DRESSED.
COME ON NOW, BOYS. COME
ON. GET OUT OF HERE.
SEE YOU
AT THE RANCH, JACK.
GO ON! GO ON! GO ON!
I'LL WAI OUTSIDE FOR YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
GO ON. I'LL CALL YOU.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
COME ON. GET DRESSED.
I'LL BE RIGH WITH YOU, PHELAN.
JACK, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT NOW?
YEAH. I'M FINE.
I'M FINE.
WILL YOU WAI JUST A SECOND, PHELAN?
I GOT TO TELL
PEGGY SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT.
MAKE IT SNAPPY.
COME ON. I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU, PEGGY.
NO KIDDING. HE'S BOOKED A COUPLE
OF FIGHTS FOR ME BACK EAST.
HE'S MY MANAGER.
THAT'S ALL THERE IS
TO IT. HONEST.
YOU'RE LYING TO ME,
AREN'T YOU, JACK?
NO, NO.
HE'S LYING TO ME, ISN' HE? TELL ME THE TRUTH.
NO. HONEST, I'M NOT. HE'S
MY MANAGER, AREN'T YOU?
SURE,
I'M HIS MANAGER.
YOU SEE, HE'S GONNA
TAKE ME BACK EAST,
AND HE'S GOT A LO OF BOUTS LINED UP FOR ME.
I'M GONNA PICK UP
SOME EASY CASH,
THEN I'M GONNA
COME RIGHT BACK TO YOU.
HONEST, I AM.
IN ABOU 10 YEARS.
UH, HE'S JUST CLOWNING,
THAT'S ALL.
THAT'S ALL HE EVER DOES.
ANYTHING FOR A GAG.
MAYBE IF HE BEHAVES HIMSELF REAL GOOD,
YOU'LL SEE HIM
SOONER.
YOU KNOW, HE WANTS ME TO
GO ON A BARNSTORMING TOUR.
YOU KNOW, ONE-NIGHT STANDS
AND THINGS LIKE THAT?
BUT NONE OF THA FOR ME.
I'M COMING
RIGHT BACK TO YOU.
I'M GOING WITH YOU.
NO, NO. YOU CAN'T.
YES.
YOU CAN'T BECAUSE...
BECAUSE, WELL,
THIS IS A STAG. HUH?
WE'RE GOING STAG,
AREN'T WE, PHELAN?
HUH? YEAH. NO WOMEN.
THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG, JACK.
WHAT IS IT?
TELL ME, PLEASE.
NO. THERE ISN' ANYTHING WRONG.
I'M COMING
RIGHT BACK TO YOU.
I SWEAR I AM.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE
DONE ANYTHING WRONG, HONEY.
I'M STICKING
WITH YOU.
YOU GOT TO STICK WITH
GRANDMA AND THE KIDS.
COME ON, SON.
WE GOT TO GET GOING.
I WON'T GO TO THE
STATION WITH YOU, JACK...
IF YOU'LL JUST KISS ME
ONCE AND THEN GO QUICKL
BECAUSE
IF YOU DON'T,
I'M GONNA MAKE
AN AWFUL MESS OF IT.
TAKE ME WITH YOU, JACK.
TAKE ME WITH YOU, JACK!
YOU KNOW, PHELAN, YOU WOULD
HAVE MADE A GREAT DETECTIVE
IF YOU HAD
STARTED SOONER.
WELL, I'M NO COMPLAINING.
DON'T KNOW WHY
TODAY I'M NOT.
SURE, SURE.
WHEN YOU GET BACK
TO TOWN,
THE MAYOR WILL PROBABLY
GIVE YOU A RIDE DOWN BROADWAY
WITH CONFETTI
AND EVERYTHING.
YOU'LL PROBABLY
BE A BIG SHO IN HEADQUARTERS
FROM NOW ON.
YOU SAID IT.
SAY, KID, WE GOT TO
TRAVEL TOGETHER FOR 3 DAYS.
CAN I DEPEND ON YOU?
DON'T WORRY. I WON' GIVE YOU ANY TROUBLE.
OK. COME ON.
SIT DOWN.
HELLO, JACK.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"HELLO?"
GO ON HOME.
GOING AWAY?
NOW GO ON.
BEAT IT, KID.
WE DON'T NEED YOU
AROUND HERE.
WHO'S TALKING
TO YOU?
HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COME WITH YOU?
I TOLD YOU,
GO HOME.
YEAH, BUT YOU SHOULD TAKE ME WITH YOU.
I YOU
TO GO HOME!
MR. PHELAN AND I
HAVE GOT A DEAL ON,
AND IT'S KIND OF PRIVATE.
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU
WITH ME, BUT I... I CAN'T.
IT'S A BIG DEAL.
AIN'T IT SO?
THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW GO ON AWAY, KID.
YOU SEE,
YOU GOT TO GO BACK
AND GET THA GAS STATION STARTED.
YOU KNOW,
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
THAT KID KIND OF
THINKS YOU'RE THE WORKS.
YEAH.
HE'S A GOOD KID.
WELL, IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME, SEE?
I'M A COP.
I GOT TO DO MY DUTY.
I KNOW.
WHETHER I LIKE I OR NOT.
I'M NOT SAYING
YOU DON'T.
I'LL GIVE YOU
ONE TIP.
WHAT?
MAGEE WAS SLUGGED
WITH A RIGHT HAND.
YEAH?
YEAH.
IF YOU GET YOURSELF
A GOOD LAWYER,
YOU MIGH CLEAR THAT UP,
YOU BEING A SOUTHPAW
AND ALL THAT.
IF I GET A GOOD LAWYER.
WELL, NOT THAT IT'S
ANY BUSINESS OF MINE.
HERE SHE IS NOW.
WELL, LET'S GO.
THAT'S
A SWELL-LOOKING DAME
YOU'RE LEAVING
BEHIND, KID.
I FEEL KIND OF SORRY
FOR HER.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
THAT GUY I SENT OUT,
THE GUY THEY BURNED?
HE HAD A WIFE.
WHEN THAT DAME SAID
GOOD-BYE TO YOU,
SHE LOOKED
JUST LIKE HER.
HER MOUTH
ALL TWISTED UP LIKE
FROM THE HUR INSIDE.
THAT OLD LADY
AND ALL THE KIDS.
THEY SURE THINK YOU'RE THE
WHITE-HAIRED BOY, DON'T THEY?
LOOK, PHELAN.
I'M GOING BACK
AND TAKE WHATEVER
IS COMING TO ME,
BUT THIS SORT OF STUFF
AIN'T INCLUDED, SEE?
OH, I WAS JUST THINKING
A SMART GUY LIKE YOU...
IF YOU HADN'T LAID YOURSELF WIDE OPEN
FOR A DAME
AND THEM KIDS,
I'D NEVER
HAVE FOUND YOU.
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE
SUCKER.
YOU'RE TELLING ME?
BUT I'D DO I AGAIN, SEE?
NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE
LAY OFF OF ME?
WELL, I MADE ONE
MISTAKE IN MY LIFE.
SAY, MAYBE
I'M MAKING ANOTHER.
MAYBE I GO THE WRONG GUY.
MAYBE...
YEAH. MAYBE YOU HAVE,
WISE GUY.
I'M NOT QUITE SURE.
Man: ALL ABOARD.
GO ON, KID. BEAT IT!
AND, SAY, KEEP THAT KISSER
OF YOURS OUT OF THE CAMERA.
YOU NEVER
PHOTOGRAPH GOOD!
SO LONG, DORNEY!
SO LONG!
SUCKER.
TOMMY!
YOU DARN FOOL KID.
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
WITH YOU.
THEN COME ON.