Tiger Shark (1932) Movie Script
YOU YELLOW-BELLIED
DEVIL, YOU!
HEY, LEAVE THAT ALONE.
I'M THIRSTY.
LEAVE IT ALONE,
I TELL YOU!
ALWAYS YOUR BACK,
IT ITCH.
THANKS, MIKE.
OUR FRIENDS
STILL WITH US?
YEAH...STILL WAITING...
STILL HUNGRY.
YEAH, YOU GOT GOMEZ,
AND YOU GOT TORO,
BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET ME,
MIKE MASCARENHAS!
NO. YOU'LL WAI TILL YOUR FINS ROT!
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
THOSE AREN'T NO SAVVY
PORTUGUESE, MIKE.
YOU HAVE TO TALK
I GET YOU SOME WATER.
LEAVE THAT ALONE.
I WANT SOME, TOO.
NO. YOU'VE HAD MORE
THAN YOUR SHARE.
LOOK OUT, MIKE!
AAH!
Mike: YEAH! YEAH!
ALL RIGHT. TAKE HIM!
HE BELONGS WITH YOU!
HOW HE TASTE, HUH?
LIKE ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN, HUH?
IS PRESEN FROM MIKE MASCARENHAS.
HEH, HEH. YEAH.
HUH?
PIPES! PIPES, LOOK! LOOK!
THEY'RE COMING FOR US!
THEY SEE US!
I TELL YOU
YOU WILL NEVER GET ME!
I TELL YOU...NEVER.
MIKE!
MIKE!
HEH, HEH.
HA HA HA!
AH, BOY, MAKE IT GOOD,
HUH? HA HA HA.
OK, MIKE. THANKS.
IT'S A GOOD THING
I GOT THIS, HUH?
YEAH. LUCKY FOR ME.
AH, BOY.
HEY, NOT BAD, HUH?
COME ON, MIKE.
OH, NOW, COME ON.
WE KID HER A LITTLE BIT.
COME ON. WE GO FISHING TO DO. COME ON.
SAY, HOW'D YOU DO
LAST NIGHT?
LAST NIGHT?
LAST NIGHT, I DO GREAT.
YOU KNOW THAT ELLA?
SHE'S A GREAT GIRL. SHE'S CRAZY FOR ME.
OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT?
SURE, SURE.
I SUPPOSE SHE'LL BE DOWN TO SEE YOU OFF.
OH, YEAH.
I BET SHE WAIT FOR ME ON THE PIER RIGHT NOW.
SHE SAY I'M THE BEST MAN
SHE EVER MEET.
YEAH? SAYS YOU.
HELLO, MATES.
HELLO.
HELLO, ELAINE.
HELLO, PIPES.
HOW ARE THINGS?
FINE. HELLO, MIKE.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
ELAINE, WHERE'S ELLA?
ELLA TOLD ME TO TELL YOU
SHE WAS SORRY.
SHE SAID TO TELL YOU
HER UNCLE WAS SICK.
UNCLE SICK?
YES. THAT'S WHY
SHE COULDN'T COME.
IF ELLA DON'T COME,
HIS UNCLE IS MORE THAN SICK. HE MUST BE PRETTY NEAR DEAD.
I GOT TO GO
GET BUSY NOW.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
YOU TELL ELLA
I BRING HER BACK A BIG FISH NEXT TIME.
I'LL SEE YOU SOME MORE.
GOOD-BYE, MIKE.
YOU'RE A FINE GUY.
WAS ELLA SORE
BECAUSE I BROUGHT MIKE?
SORE? BOY, WAI TILL SHE SEES YOU.
I GUESS
MIKE DON'T DO SO GOOD WITH YOU GALS, HUH?
UH-UH. IT ONLY
TOOK HER 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF HIM.
YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?
HE STARTED RIGHT OFF
TELLING HER WHAT A BREAK SHE WAS GETTING MEETING HIM.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE MIKE.
BUT HE'S A SWELL GUY, THOUGH.
Mike:
HEY, PIPES!
YEAH?
LET'S GO!
BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE.
YOU GOING
TO MISS ME?
SURE, I AM.
IT'S GOING TO BE
TOUGH AROUND HERE WITHOUT YOU.
YEAH, I GUESS
IT WILL BE, HUH?
GOOD-BYE. BRING US
BACK A BIG LOAD.
YEAH. I BRING YOU BACK
BIGGEST LOAD YOU'LL EVER SEE.
COME ON, SEAMAN,
GET BUSY.
FISHBONE, YOU GO DOWN BELOW
AND FIX UP THOSE ENGINES.
SHE'S NOT BAD.
THAT'S MY GIRL.
THAT HER, TOO?
YEAH. THAT'S ALL HER.
OH.
LOVE, ESSIE WESSIE.
ESSIE WESSIE?
WHAT IS THAT?
HER NAME IS ESTHER,
BUT WHEN WE'RE ALONE, I CALL HER ESSIE WESSIE.
OH. ESSIE WESSIE.
SHE'S CUTE.
YOU DO PRETTY GOOD.
YEAH. SOMETIME WHEN
WE'RE ON SHORE, BOSS,
I GONNA GET A GIRL
FOR YOU.
YEAH?
YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I DON'T NEED NOBODY FOR GET GIRL FOR ME.
I NEED SOMEBODY
TO KEEP GIRL FROM ME.
BOSS, YOU AIN' GOT NO GIRL.
SURE, I HAVE!
LAST NIGHT I HAVE GIRL
IS MORE BETTER THAN WHAT YOU GOT THERE.
I SEE YOU LAST NIGHT.
YOU NO GOT A GIRL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU WAS ALONE.
NO, I WAS NOT ALONE.
OH, YES, YOU DO.
YOU TRY TO MAKE
LIAR FROM ME?
NO, BOSS,
BUT YOU WAS ALONE.
YOU LITTLE SARDINE!
YOU ARE--
Pipes:
WAIT A MINUTE.
HE WAS NOT ALONE
LAST NIGHT. HE WAS WITH ME.
HE HAD
A GOOD-LOOKING DAME, TOO.
HE JUST LEFT HER DOWN
ON THE DOCK CRYING HER EYES OUT BECAUSE HE WAS GOING AWAY.
YEAH?
YEAH! NOW WHA YOU GOT TO SAY?
WELL, BOSS, IT MUST HAVE
BEEN ANOTHER FELLOW.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN
TWO OTHER FELLOWS.
YOU SARDINE, YOU!
EASY WEASY.
ESSIE WESSIE!
HOOGEE WOOGEE!
ESSIE WESSIE, PIPES.
SURE, IT IS, FISHBONE.
NOT BAD.
ALL READY, GUY?
SURE, I'M READY.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S HAVE THE HEADLIGHT.
ALL RIGHT BACK THERE?
Man: OK!
ALL RIGHT,
START HER UP.
HEY, YOU KNOW
I WAS ALONE LAST NIGHT.
I'VE BEEN ALONE EVERY NIGH SINCE I'VE BEEN HOME.
WITH WOMANS
I DON'T DO SO GOOD. YOU KNOW THAT.
SURE, I KNOW.
WHAT FOR YOU SAY
THAT TO HIM?
BECAUSE HE HAD YOU
IN A SPOT, AND I WAS TRYING TO LIE FOR YOU.
YOU WANT TO LIE FOR ME?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
I'M THE BEST LIAR
ON THE PACIFIC OCEAN.
YOU'RE TELLING ME?
[MEN SINGING ABDUL ABULBUL AMIR]
THE PHILOLOGIST BLOKES,
WHO SELDOM CRACK JOKES
SAY THAT HASH WAS FIRST MADE
ON THAT SPO AS ABDUL'S LONG KNIFE
WAS EXTRACTING THE LIFE
HE WAS EVEN SHOUTING,
"HUZZAH!"
HE FELT HIMSELF STRUCK
BY THAT WILY KALMUCK
COUNT IVAN SKAVINSKY SKIVAR
THERE'S A TOMB RISES UP
WHERE THE BLUE DANUBE ROLLS
ENGRAVED THERE
IN CHARACTERS CLEAR
"AH, STRANGER, WHEN PASSING,
OH, PRAY FOR THE SOUL...
Mike: ...OF ABDUL
MASCARENHAS ABULBUL"
A MUSCOVITE MAIDEN
WHOSE LONE VIGIL KEEPS
'NEATH THE LIGH OF THE PALE POLAR STAR
AND THE NAME THAT SHE MURMURS
SO OFT AS SHE WEEPS
IS IVAN SKAVINSKY SKIVAR
HA HA HA! OH, BOY,
HE'S GREAT FELLOW, THIS ABDUL.
SOMEDAY SOMEBODY
GOING TO WRITE A SONG LIKE THAT ABOUT ME.
NO, NO. NOBODY
WILL WRITE SONG ABOUT YOU.
HUH? WHY NOBODY
WRITE SONG ABOUT ME?
FIRST, YOU GO TO GET A GIRL. YOU MUST BE DEAD.
I CAN GET ANY GIRL!
AND I CAN BE DEAD, TOO,
ANYTIME I FEEL LIKE IT.
YEAH, AND THEN
I GO TO HEAVEN,
AND ST. PETER, WHEN HE STAR TO READ OUT OF THE BOOK,
I SAY TO HIM, "YOU DON' HAVE TO READ THE BOOK. YOU JUST LISTEN,"
AND ST. PETER, HE LISTEN,
AND THEN HE HEAR A SONG
COMING UP ABOUT MIKE MASCARENHAS.
NO. THE SONG
WILL NOT COMING UP.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THE SONG
WILL GOING DOWN.
HUH?
YOU GO TO HELL.
HEY, NOBODY SAY
ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ME.
YOU DON'T--
YOU MEAN
BECAUSE MY HAND IS--
MM-HMM. SURE. SURE.
EVERYBODY KNOW
THAT TO GO TO HEAVEN,
YOU MUST HAVE TWO HANDS,
TWO FEET.
YOU MUST BE
100% PERFECT.
NO FISHERMAN
CAN GO TO HEAVEN WITH A BITE OUT OF HIM.
HMM?
SAY, WHO STAND AT THE GATE
TO LET YOU IN?
ST. PETER.
WELL, HE WAS FISHERMAN,
DON'T HE?
SURE.
HE WAS FIRST-CLASS
FISHERMAN IN HIS DAY, HUH, DON'T HE?
OF COURSE.
ST. PETER, HE CATCH
LITTLE FISH--YOU KNOW, SARDINE, JUST LIKE THAT,
IN SEA OF GALILEE,
DON'T HE?
YOU DON'T THINK
ST. PETER CLOSE THE GATE ON MIKE MASCARENHAS,
WHO CATCH BIGGEST FISH
IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN? NO, HE DON'T.
I BET ST. PETER,
HE ASK ME GO FISHING WITH HIM.
YEAH, AND THE FIRST DAY,
I CATCH MORE FISH THAN ANYBODY UP THERE.
[MAN YELLING]
FISH!
COME ON.
EVERYBODY ON DECK. HURRY UP NOW!
Man: FISH!
HEY, JOE, WHAT IS IT?
OVER THERE, MIKE.
WHAT IS IT?
Joe: SARDINES.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
SEND A SHIP OUT.
GO ON, BOYS.
HURRY UP QUICK NOW.
YOU CAN'T CATCH FISH
WITHOUT BAIT.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO, GANG.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL HAVE
TO HOLD ON IN THE WIND. THE TIDE IS NOT WITH US.
LET HER GO.
COME ON, BOYS, LET HER GO.
COME ON, EVERYBODY,
GET ON THE JOB.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
COME ON, SILVA.
HEY, GET BUSY NOW!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THERE YOU ARE.
LET HER GO.
EASY NOW.
LET HER GO EASY NOW.
BE CAREFUL.
WE GOT A GOOD HAUL, CHUCK.
TIMING
IS EVERYTHING.
THEM ARE SURE
FINE SARDINES, BOB.
YES, THEY'RE NICE.
BEST HAUL WE'VE MADE
FOR A LONG WHILE.
HOW MANY SCHOOLS YOU GOT?
300, MIKE. THAT'S ABOU ALL WE GOT IN THIS HAUL.
THAT'S NOT HALF ENOUGH.
WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER HAUL.
COME ON, WE HAVE TO
WORK TONIGHT. GET THE NETS READY.
JIMMY, PULL THAT WING IN
ON YOUR SIDE.
YOU GOT TO MAKE IT EVEN.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU'RE NOT SO STRONG TONIGHT.
I'LL HAVE THE COOK
PUT AN EXTRA BEAN IN YOUR SOUP.
MAYBE YOU FISHING
IN HEAVEN.
THAT-A BOYS.
TIGER SHARK!
SHARK! GET THAT GUN!
JOSEPH,
GET THE HARPOON!
HURRY UP OR WE'LL
LOSE OUR NETS.
[GUNSHOTS]
[SHOUTING IN PORTUGUESE]
Pipes: HURRY UP!
THROW HIM A LINE!
THROW HIM
A ROPE, BOYS!
HURRY NOW!
THROW HIM A LINE!
PIPES, BEA THOSE SHARKS AWAY!
[GUNSHOTS]
SHARK GOT HIM!
SHARK GOT HIM!
SHARK GOT HIM!
SHARK GOT HIM--MANUEL!
SHARK GOT HIS LEGS.
MIKE, SHARK GOT HIS LEGS!
GIVE ME A ROPE TO PU AROUND HIS SHOULDERS. HURRY UP!
HOLD IT TIGHT.
TAKE HIM FORWARDS.
STILL WAITING, HUH?
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
HEY, FISHBONE,
GET ME A HUNK OF MEAT.
JIMMY, GET ME
THE DOUBLE SHARK HOOK.
PIPES,
YOU WORK THE BOOM.
WHAT'S THE IDEA, MIKE?
REMEMBER MANUEL,
HE SAY NO FISHERMAN GO TO HEAVEN
WITH BITE OUT OF HIM?
I'M GOING
TO BURY HIM WHOLE, LIKE HE WANTED TO.
I'M GOING TO GE HIS LEGS BACK.
GO ON. GET BUSY.
GIVE ME THAT, JIMMY.
ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT UP.
GIVE ME THAT.
ALL RIGHT, SWING IT OUT!
LET HER DOWN!
THERE HE IS.
ALL RIGHT,
GET YOUR CLUBS.
HERE HE COMES!
HERE HE COMES AGAIN!
HEY, GET READY THERE!
TAKE IT UP!
GOT HIM!
HOLD ON TO HIM!
HOLD ON TO HIM!
PIPE YOUNOW
THWORDS TOAYFOR TOY M?
,
NO. THAT'S
YOUR JOB, MIKE.
OH.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, YES.
ST. PETER, YOU KNOW, MANUEL,
HE'S FIRST-CLASS FISHERMAN.
YEAH, AND HE'S GOOD MAN, TOO.
AND WHEN HE COMES TO THE GATE,
HE NO CAN STAND UP,
BUT HE'S GOT HIS LEGS
WITH HIM.
AND SO, YOU LET HIM IN,
HUH, ST. PETER?
JUST AS SPECIAL FAVOR
TO MIKE MASCARENHAS, HUH? PLEASE.
AND WHE--
WELL, THAT'S ALL.
YEAH. AMEN.
ALL RIGHT.
COME IN.
THIS THE HOUSE
FOR MANUEL SILVA?
YES.
YOU HIS WIFE?
NO. I'M HIS DAUGHTER.
OH. WELL, I GUESS
YOU KNOW ME, THEN. MIKE MASCARENHAS.
NO.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME?
NO. I TOLD YOU.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
OH, WELL, I--
I HAVE BAD NEWS
FOR YOU.
MANUEL, HE--
HE'S DEAD.
WHERE IS HE?
UH...WELL...
MANUEL,
HE'S WORK FOR ME.
WE WAS OUT FISHING,
COUPLE OF DAYS.
HE WAS HARPOONING
A SHARK,
AND HE FELL
OVERBOARD.
WHERE IS HE?
WELL, WE BURY HIM
IN MAGDALENA BAY.
OH, HE WAS VERY
GOOD FISHERMAN, THAT MANUEL...
BUT VERY OLD.
I THINK THE WORK
IS TOO HARD FOR HIM, HUH?
MAYBE--MAYBE HE'S
BETTER OFF, HUH?
MAYBE HE IS.
YOU--YOU SICK, HUH?
LEAVE ME ALONE.
YOU TAKE A LITTLE
DRINK, HUH?
LEAVE ME ALONE.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? MY FATHER'S DEAD.
[CRYING]
YEAH...
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
EXCUSE PLEASE.
ONE CRUCIFIX...
ONE BOOK.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
HELLO.
HELLO.
GOOD MORNING.
I, UH...I BRING YOU
SOME GRUB AND...
OH...AND SOME VINO.
YOU HAVE A DRINK, HUH?
IT'S VERY GOOD FOR YOU.
SAY, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
QUITA.
QUITA.
OH, THAT'S PRETTY.
HEH, HEH.
YOUR MOTHER,
SHE PORTUGUESE, TOO?
NO.
OH.
WELL, QUITA, UH...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW,
BUT YOUR FATHER,
HE HAVE SOME INSURANCE MONEY COMING.
HUH?
OH. HEH, HEH.
OH, I ONLY GOT ONE HAND.
THE SHARKS GOT THE OTHER.
OH, YEAH, NOW
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
SURE! EVERYBODY KNOW
MIKE MASCARENHAS.
SAY, I AM THE BEST FISHERMAN
ON THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.
I GOT THE BIGGEST BOA ON THE WHOLE CALIFORNIA COAST.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY
I MAKE LAST YEAR?
$14,000.
SO I GUESS YOU FIGURE
YOU WON'T MISS THAT.
OH, THAT--
SAY, WHAT DO YOU--
I TELL YOU,
THIS MONEY BELONG TO YOUR FATHER'S INSURANCE!
MY FATHER NEVER
HAD ANY INSURANCE.
I OUGHT TO KNOW
WHAT HE HAVE.
HE WORKED FOR ME,
DIDN'T HE?
HE WAS MY FATHER,
AND I KNOW HE NEVER HAD ANY INSURANCE.
YOU'RE LYING,
AREN'T YOU?
I LIE?
SAY, NOBODY EVER
CALLED ME LIAR BEFORE!
NOBODY EVER--
YEAH. YEAH, SURE,
I LIED.
WELL, DON'T THINK
I DON'T APPRECIATE IT-- AND ALL THAT, TOO.
OH, THAT?
OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
THAT--UH...
THERE'S WOMANS
DOWN THE STREET HERE, SEE?
SHE GOT GROCERY STORE.
OH, SHE'S CRAZY FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, SHE USED--
I'D COME IN THE STORE,
SHE GIVE ME ALL THE JUNK,
WHAT I WANT. YEAH, SURE.
YOU'RE LYING
ABOUT THAT, TOO.
HMM?
YEAH.
YOU DON'T THINK ANY WOMANS
GO CRAZY FOR ME, HUH?
[CHUCKLES]
YOU'RE A FUNNY FELLOW.
WHAT'S THE IDEA,
ANYWAY, THROWING AWAY A LOT OF MONEY
ON A GIRL
YOU NEVER SAW BEFORE?
UH...OH, WELL, UH...
MANUEL, HE WORK
ON MY CREW, HUH?
HE GO OUT FISHING
FOR ME, DIDN'T HE?
WELL, I GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF HIS KID, DON'T I?
YOU--YOU'VE BEEN SICK, HUH?
LONG TIME, MAYBE?
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
OH, SURE,
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
YOU MUST GET BETTER.
THIS GRUB
IS GOOD FOR YOU.
I BRING YOU ONIONS,
AND I BRING YOU SALAMI AND BREAD--
OH, EVERYTHING
FIRST CLASS.
IT'S VERY GOOD FOR YOU,
THIS GRUB.
IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU
STRONG AND FAT LIKE A GOOD PORTUGUESE GIRL, HUH?
YOU GOT TO EAT,
DON'T YOU?
SURE, I GOT TO EAT.
OF COURSE.
SAY, YOU HAD
BREAKFAST?
NO.
YOU SIT DOWN THERE,
AND I'LL FIX YOU SOMETHING.
GEE, THAT'S GOOD.
HA HA!
I BRING YOU SUPPER
TONIGHT, TOO.
HERE. LET ME HELP YOU.
NO. YOU GO SIT DOWN.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COOKING?
WHAT I KNOW?
SAY, I'M THE BEST COOK
IN THE WHOLE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.
AND THIS TIME,
IS NO LIE.
OH, BOY,
I LOVE ONIONS.
AHH...
GEE, MAKE IT STRONG,
THE ONION, YOU KNOW?
IT'S VERY GOOD FOR BLOOD.
BUILD UP BODY, EVERYTHING.
PIPES!
PIPES, WHERE ARE YOU?
HERE I AM.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
COME HERE, WILL YOU?
FIX UP MY TIE.
MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY, HUH?
I'M TIRED OF PLAYING
NURSEMAID TO YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I CAN NEVER LEARN HOW TO FIX THEM UP.
MAKE IT LOOK ELEGANT, HUH?
YEAH.
WHAT IS THAT?
SMELL GOOD?
YEAH. WHAT IS IT?
IT'S LOVE LOTION.
A LITTLE BI FEMININE, HUH?
HMM? OH, YEAH,
SURE, THAT'S ME.
THERE YOU ARE.
ALL RIGHT. THANKS.
THAT'S GOOD.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THE IDEA
OF BEING DRESSED UP?
OH, WELL, UH...
AHH,
MIKE'S GOT A GIRL.
OH, YOU STOP NOW.
YOU GO ON.
IT'S NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS NOW.
WHAT'S HER NAME?
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
THIS ONE TIME I'M GOING TO KEEP IT ALL TO MYSELF.
GO ON! GOOD-BYE.
YOU BIG
TH
AH, PHOOEY.
,
I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU
TO COME AROUND TO
MY PLACE TONIGHT AND START WORKING FOR ME.
YOU DID.
WELL, HOW ABOUT IT?
AND I TOLD YOU
TO KEEP AWAY FROM HERE AND STOP BOTHERING ME.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
I'M JUST TRYING
TO DO YOU A FAVOR.
DON'T YOU NEED THE MONEY?
NO. THERE'S JUS ONE FAVOR I WANT FROM SOMEBODY LIKE YOU.
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
SOMEBODY LIKE ME, HUH?
OH, YOU'RE BETTER
THAN I AM.
YEAH...SO FAR.
HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK
DO YOU WRITE HOME
THAT YOU'RE GETTING
GRUB MONEY FROM A CRAZY FISHERMAN?
A MAN THAT NO OTHER
WOMAN WILL HAVE--YEAH, A GUY WITH HIS HAND GONE.
YOU SHUT UP ABOU MIKE MASCARENHAS. YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
NOW, DON'T AC WITH ME.
I'M IN THE BUSINESS.
GET OFF OF--
COME ON,
DON'T STALL WITH ME.
OHH!
TAKE IT OUT, MIKE.
TAKE IT OUT.
YOU ARE GONE!
I'LL GO, MIKE.
TAKE IT OUT!
I'LL GO, MIKE!
[GROANING]
YEAH. HE'LL NEVER BOTHER
YOU NO MORE.
YOU ALL RIGHT, HUH?
THANKS, MIKE.
OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
YOU GOT NO BUSINESS
LIVING HERE BY YOURSELF.
WHERE ELSE CAN I LIVE?
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
THERE'S ALWAYS BUNK FOR YOU IN MY HOUSE.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
MIKE?
OH, WELL, YOU SEE...
YOU SEE, QUITA,
PRETTY NEAR EVERY GIRL IN TOWN'S BEEN AFTER ME.
YOU KNOW THAT,
DON'T YOU?
I'M PRETTY GOOD BREAK
FOR ANY GIRL.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
WELL...
YOU--YOU GOOD KID,
QUITA, AND ME, WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD, TOO,
SO I--
SO YOU WANT ME
TO MOVE IN WITH YOU.
YEAH, THAT'S IT. SURE.
GOT A MATCH, MIKE?
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
I'LL DO IT, MIKE,
ONLY--
WELL, I GOT TO
GET USED TO THE IDEA. WAIT, WILL YOU?
OH, NO!
WHAT FOR WE WAIT?
I--I GO SEE
THE PRIEST NOW.
I FIX IT UP.
WE GET MARRIED TONIGHT, HUH?
MARRIED, MIKE?
SURE! WHY NOT?
I GOT BIG BO
I GOT PLENTY MONEY.
WELL, WHAT IF
I DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH?
I DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU.
I MAKE YOU HAPPY,
QUITA.
WAIT A MINUTE, MIKE.
BEFORE YOU GET WOUND UP ANY TIGHTER,
I WANT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
OH, NO.
WE MARRY FIRST.
AFTERWARDS YOU TALK
LONG TIME, HUH? HA HA HA!
MIKE...
I'M NO IN LOVE WITH YOU.
OH, SURE, YOU ARE.
YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE.
YOU'RE JUS A LITTLE ONE.
YOU'RE JUS A LITTLE CHILD. HA HA!
I'M NO A CHILD, MIKE...
AND I KNOW ABOUT LOVE.
YOU DON'T MEAN
YOU...
YOU MARRIED ALREADY?
NO.
WELL?
WELL, THERE WAS
A MAN ONCE, MIKE, AND...
WELL, ONE NIGH HE WALKED OUT ON ME,
AND I TRIED
TO TAKE POISON, AND...
WELL, THE POLICE CAME,
AND...
WELL, THEY SEN FOR MANUEL.
MM-HMM.
YEAH.
HEY, YOU, UH...
YOU HAD A VERY BAD
TIME, HUH?
OH, WELL, I'M
NO ANGEL MYSELF.
NO, NOBODY PU WINGS ON MIKE.
I'LL TAKE A CHANCE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
I'LL TAKE
A CHANCE, TOO.
QUITA, HONEY...
I GO RIGHT NOW.
I GO SEE THE PRIEST.
I'M GOING TO FIX YOU
THE BEST WEDDING YOU EVER HAD.
EVERYTHING FIRST CLASS.
I'M GOING TO SEE THE PEOPLE NOW,
AND I'M GOING TO
TAKE A BATH, TOO!
Woman: I WAS AFRAID
OF THAT GUY RIGHT FROM THE START.
RIGHT AWAY
WHEN HE ASKED ME TO LEND HIM $4.00,
I KNEW HE WASN' SINCERE, SO I SAID-- "LISTEN," I SAID,
"JUST BECAUSE I WORK
IN A BARBERSHOP
AIN'T NO REASON
TO GET INTIMATE," I SAID.
UPPER LIP, NOW,
PLEASE.
MY SECOND HUSBAND
SWALLOWED ONE ONCE DOING THAT.
YEAH?
SAY, PIPES,
SOMETHING HAPPENED.
YEAH? WHO IS SHE?
HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS WOMANS?
HE SAYS YOU AIN' BEEN ACTING RIGHT.
YOU'RE ALL BROKE OU WITH MONKEY BITES.
NOW, WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, MONKEY BITES?
I'M GOING TO GE MARRIED TONIGHT-- RIGHT AWAY QUICK.
MARRIED?
YEAH. HER NAME IS SILVA.
SHE LIVES OVER BY THE INLET,
RIGHT OVER JOEY'S PLACE.
AW, FORGET IT, MIKE.
OH, NO! NOW, HERE, PIPES.
I WANT YOU TO DO
SOMETHING FOR ME.
YOU GO BUY HER
A WEDDING DRESS, HUH?
PORTUGUESE--
THE BEST IN TOWN. HERE'S $20.
MIKE,
ARE YOU KIDDING?
OH, NO, IS NO KID!
IS NO LIE THIS TIME! I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
COME ON, NOW.
HURRY UP, NOW, QUICK, WILL YOU?
I'LL MEET YOU THERE AS SOON
AS I GET FIXED UP.
HURRY UP! COME ON, GIRLS,
FIX ME UP, HUH?
MAKE ME LOOK PRETTY.
I DARE YOU TO.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
[STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS]
YOUR NAME SILVA?
YEAH.
MINE'S BOLEY.
I'M GOING TO BE BEST MAN
AT YOUR WEDDING.
OH, WELL, COME IN.
I BROUGHT YOU
SOME STUFF--
A WEDDING DRESS.
YEAH, I GUESS
I NEED ONE.
THANKS.
DON'T THANK ME FOR IT.
THANK MIKE.
MIKE SHOULDN' DO THAT.
HE HASN'T GOT MONEY
TO THROW AWAY LIKE THAT.
YOU SEEM TO KNOW
ALL ABOUT IT.
YOU THINK
I'M MARRYING MIKE
FOR HIS MONEY,
DON'T YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, YOU'RE WRONG.
MIKE TOOK ME WITH
NO QUESTIONS ASKED,
AND THAT GOES
BOTH WAYS.
OH, I SEE.
YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH HIM.
NO.
DOES HE KNOW THAT?
I TOLD HIM.
YOU TELL ME,
WILL YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU
MARRYING HIM FOR--
BECAUSE YOU LIKE
TUNA FISH?
GET THIS, YOU--
ONE NIGH TWO MONTHS AGO, MIKE CAME UP HERE
AND TOLD ME
MANUEL SILVA WAS DEAD.
KNOW HIM?
MANUEL?
HE WAS--
YEAH, HE WAS
MY FATHER,
WHO'D PULLED ME
OUT OF A HOSPITAL UP NORTH
WHERE THE DOCTOR
SAID I WAS DYING.
WELL,
LOOK AT ME NOW.
MIKE'S DONE THA FOR ME.
HE FED ME,
BROUGHT ME FLOWERS,
AND TOLD ME
CRAZY LIES.
HE MADE ME FEEL
LIKE I WAS SOMEBODY.
I'M NOT LICKED NOW.
TONIGHT HE ASKED ME
TO MARRY HIM.
THAT ISN'T MUCH
AFTER WHAT HE'S
DONE FOR ME.
HE WANTS ME,
I GUESS.
WELL,
HE CAN HAVE ME.
NOW, WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT TO SAY?
NOTHING.
SORRY
FOR BUTTING IN...
AND BEING NOSY.
WELL...
I DON'T BLAME YOU,
BOLEY.
PIPES TO YOU.
THANKS, PIPES.
YOU KNOW, MIKE'S
A LUCKY PORTUGUEE, SILVA.
QUITA'S THE NAME.
OK, QUITA.
LET'S GET GOING.
MIKE WILL BE HERE IN A MINUTE.
OK, PIPES.
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
MIKE MASCARENHAS
IS GETTING MARRIED.
NO!
FOR SURE, HE IS!
GOOD, GOOD.
FIX THEM UP GOOD
BECAUSE IT'S FOR MIKE.
HE'S GETTING
MARRIED.
OH, YES?
SURE!
WHAT'S HAPPENED?
MIKE GET MARRIED!
HUH?
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE BIGGEST, BEST WEDDING
YOU EVER SEE.
ABSOLUTELY INDEED.
YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO
BE MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN ANYTHING ELSE?
THE BRIDE! OH, WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER.
HA HA HA!
HEY, MIKE.
YEAH?
OH, GEE, THAT'S GOOD.
I WANT A WHOLE LOT OF THAT.
HA HA! AND I WANT EVERYBODY
COME TO THE WEDDING!
ALL MY FRIENDS. YEAH.
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
MIKE MASCARENHAS GET MARRIED.
OH, YOU LIKE IT?
COME ON, LET'S GO.
[LAUGHTER]
YEAH. HA HA HA!
WHAT DO YOU THINK--
ALL RIGHT?
MIKE,
YOU LOOK GOOD.
YEAH.
I SMELL GOOD, TOO.
WHAT IS IT?
HUH. WHAT AIN'T IT?
EVERYTHING MIXED
TOGETHER.
HEY, WHY DO YOU
LAUGH, YOU?
HELLO, MIKE.
OH...
OH...
YOU LOOK LOVELY.
EH, PIPES?
YEAH.
EVERYTHING
READY, MIKE?
OH, ABSOLUTELY,
INDEED.
WELL, COME ON THEN.
LET'S GO.
YEAH.
OH, QUITA,
THIS IS
MY FRIEND FISHBONE.
HOW DO YOU DO?
WHAT DID I
TELL YOU, HUH?
OH, THIS IS
JOSE MARIA.
OH, AND THIS IS
JUAN DE DAYUSH,
AND VARQUEZ.
ANTONIO!
[MAN SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
[PLAYING MUSIC AND SINGING
IN PORTUGUESE]
[LAUGHTER]
LA LA LA LA LA
HA HA! BY GOD,
SHE'S GOOD!
GREAT PARTY, HUH?
HEY, COME ON!
PLAY PORTUGUESE MUSIC!
EVERYBODY DANCE, HUH?
OH, YEAH!
EVERYBODY BE HAPPY.
YOU WANT TO DANCE,
MIKE?
OH, NO, NO, QUITA.
I NO CAN DANCE.
SAY, IF I CAN DANCE
WITH MY LOOKS,
I'D GIVE UP FISHING,
AND I BE--
WHAT DO YOU CALL?
GIGOLO. HA HA!
HA HA HA!
SAY,
PIPES, YOU DANCE WITH QUITA, HUH?
[MAN SPEAKING
PORTUGUESE]
HA HA HA!
IS VERY
FUNNY, MIKE, EH?
[DRUNKENLY]
HMM?
VERY FUNNY.
YEAH.
YEAH, IS VERY FUNNY.
HEY, MIKE, YOU DRINK
TOO MUCH VINO.
YOU ARE
TOO FULL, MIKE.
WHO...
ME?
YEAH.
NOBODY EVER SAY MIKE
TOO FULL.
I AM INSULTED.
HMM...
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
[LAUGHTER]
[HICCUP]
I'LL GO.
WANT IN, MIKE?
YES.
[MAN SINGING
IN PORTUGUESE]
PIPES.
YOU KNOW...
[WHISPERING]
I think I drink too much vino.
NO.
YEAH.
WHERE IS QUITA?
SHE'S OUT THERE.
YOU THINK
SHE SEEN ME?
NO, NO.
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU DON'T TELL HER.
No.
THAT'S GOOD.
UH...
OH, GEE, I...
I FEEL SLEEPY.
[YAWN]
YOU KNOW, THAT VINO
IS MAKING ME VERY SLEEPY.
I--I THINK I TAKE
A LITTLE NAP, HUH?
AND THEN WE HAVE
MORE GOOD TIME, HUH?
[MUMBLING SLEEPILY]
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF HIM, QUITA.
THAT'S MY JOB NOW,
ISN'T IT?
YEAH.
HEY!
[MUSIC AND SINGING
STOPS]
PARTY'S OVER, FOLKS.
[PEOPLE ALL TALKING
AT ONCE]
NICE--NICE PARTY, PIPES.
NICE PARTY.
[DOOR CLOSES]
THANKS, PIPES.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
QUITA.
I GUESS I'LL BE
SHOVING OFF.
YOU KNOW...
MIKE DON'T DO THA VERY OFTEN.
HE--WELL, OH,
HE'S A SWELL GUY,
AND HE DIDN' MEAN TO--
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE.
HE'S HAPPY. THAT'S
ALL THAT COUNTS.
MIKE'S
A LUCKY PORTUGUEE.
[SNORING]
[MAN SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING!
OH, GOOD MORNING,
MRS. MASCARENHAS.
GOOD MORNING.
NICE DAY, HUH?
Quita: YES, IT IS.
YOUR HUSBAND--
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BACK TODAY, HUH?
YES. THEY'RE GETTING IN
THIS AFTERNOON.
HMM. MUST HAVE CATCH
LOTS OF FISH.
HE ONLY STAY AWAY
3 WEEKS.
MIKE'S
A GOOD FISHERMAN.
HA HA! WITH SUCH
A BRIDE LIKE YOU WAITING FOR HIM,
HE MAYBE EARLY
COME HOME. HA HA!
YOU SEE HER, HUH?
[SHOUTING]
THERE SHE IS!
HELLO, QUITA!
THERE. YOU SEE HER,
PIPES?
SAY, PIPES, YOU KNOW
ALWAYS I MAKE BLUFF ABOUT WOMAN,
BUT REALLY THIS THE FIRST TIME
I EVER HAVE GIRL WAIT FOR ME.
BY GOLLY,
SHE'S GOOD FEELING.
I GOT YOU, MIKE.
YOU KNOW,
THEY ALWAYS SAY,
"MIKE MASCARENHAS--
HE NO CAN GET WOMANS, HUH?"
WAIT TILL THEY SEE ME WALK UP
AND DOWN THE STREET WITH QUITA, HUH?
HA HA! YOU KNOW,
I NO CAN WAIT FOR TO GET FISH UNLOAD.
COME ON, BOYS!
GET THE LINES READY! MAKE FAST!
HEY, QUITA!
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
HELLO, MIKE.
HELLO.
HELLO, QUITA!
PIPES! PIPES!
OH, HELLO!
I'LL SEE YOU WHEN
I GET THROUGH WORK!
COME ON, GANG!
LET'S GET BUSY ON THIS HATCH!
HURRY IT UP!
ALL RIGHT, MIKE,
CANNERY'S WAITING FOR YOU.
HEY, JUST TAKE A LOOK.
YOU EVER SEE ANYONE
LOOK MORE PRETTY?
HA HA HA!
MARRYING MIKE MASCARENHAS IS
THE MEDICINE WHAT YOU NEED.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE,
LET'S GET UNLOADED.
SAY, I HAVE 100 TONS
FOR YOU ON THE WHARF IN TWO HOURS.
WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME, QUITA?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU
RIGHT AWAY.
WELL, HOW'D YOU DO,
MIKE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
HOW'D I DO? WE DO WONDERFUL!
I CATCH 18,000 FISH
IN FIRST HOUR!
YOU'RE SURE LUCKY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LUCK?
I'M THE BEST FISHERMAN IN THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.
ALL RIGHT,
TAKE ME AWAY.
LET HER GO, NOW.
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
COME ON, BOYS,
GET BUSY, WILL YOU?
I DON'T WANT YOU
HANGING AROUND THAT WAY!
HEY, PIPES, GET BUSY
OVER THERE NOW!
EVERYONE,
TAKE THOSE HATCHES OFF!
THERE. THAT'S GOOD.
HOW YOU DOING
OVER THERE?
HEY, PIPES, COME ON.
WHAT'S HOLDING YOU UP?
KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.
OH, COME ON, HURRY UP,
NOW! WE GOT GIRLS WAITING FOR US!
I'LL BE THERE!
HEY, GO ON, GO ON.
GET THOSE LINES OVER THERE.
LET'S HAVE
THE BASKET!
ALL RIGHT, LADS,
LET'S HAVE IT.
COME ON, BOYS, LET'S
SHOW THEM HOW QUICK WE CAN UNLOAD.
COME ON,
MAKE FAST, WILL YOU? SNAPPY, EVERYBODY.
TAKE IT EASY!
EASY!
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S HAVE IT.
Mike: HEY,
FISHBONE, LOOK OUT!
[LAUGHTER]
HA HA HA! HEY,
FISHBONE, I TOLD YOU
FOR TO LOOK OU FOR YOURSELF!
SAY, NOW, YOU STICK TO FISHING, OR
I TELL EEZIE WEEZIE ON YOU!
ESSIE WESSIE.
YEAH, OOZIE WOOZIE.
HEY, CHIEF,
YOU GO DOWN BELOW AND HELP PIPES.
HOW ARE YOU?
HOW ARE YOU, HUH?
HOW YOU DOING? HOW GOES?
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
Man: FINE.
HA HA HA!
HELLO THERE!
HELLO, MIKE!
HOW ARE YOU?
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
HA HA! HELLO!
HOW'S THE BABY?
ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S GOING TO BE
SOME MORE,
YOU KNOW THAT?
SURE. RIGHT.
MMM, BOY, THAT'S
GOOD. HA HA!
HEY, PIPES!
PIPES, COME HERE!
OH, BOY, HUH?
HA HA!
THESE LOOK GOOD,
HUH?
IT'S ALMOST READY
FOR TO EAT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S
VERY FUNNY THING, PIPES.
EVERY TIME I HAVE
VACATION,
I LIKE TO GO OU FISHING.
YOU KNOW,
THE CHANGE-- SHE DO US BOTH GOOD.
HA HA HA! SAY,
WHERE'S QUITA?
SHE'S DOWN ON THE BEACH
A WAYS.
WELL, YOU GO
GET HER, HUH?
YEAH.
ONE SLICE FROM THIS,
AND YOU'LL LIF YOUR BIG SISTER.
YOU DON'T CARE
WHAT HAPPENS.
HUNGRY, QUITA?
NOT VERY.
MIKE HAS SUPPER
READY.
GETTING
KIND OF CLOUDY.
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
[SOBBING]
I'VE TRIED, PIPES.
HONEST I HAVE.
I'VE TRIED,
BUT I CAN'T.
CAN'T WHAT?
I CAN'T GO ON
WITH MIKE.
DOES HE KNOW HOW
YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?
NO...
FOR THAT'S
THE TROUBLE.
I CAN'T TELL HIM.
WHAT?
THAT I'M IN LOVE
WITH YOU.
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
PIPES,
I--I CAN'T GO.
WE'VE GOT TO GO,
QUITA.
HEY, WHERE YOU WAS?
I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER COME.
COME. SHE'S ALL READY NOW.
OH, BOY.
MMM!
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE BEST FISH
I EVER TASTED.
I WONDER IF I TASTE SO GOOD
TO THE SHARK, HUH?
HA HA HA! HERE,
I HELP YOU, QUITA.
THERE YOU ARE.
OH, YOU'LL NEVER TASTE
ANYTHING MORE BETTER.
IT'S WONDERFUL!
AH, YOU HAVE A LITTLE MORE.
HERE, PIPES.
THIS SPECIAL GOOD.
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
HEY, GUY,
TAKE THE WHEEL.
EEZIE WEEZIE.
ESSIE WESSIE'S
HER NAME!
HEY, PIPES,
WAKE UP THERE!
THAT'S NO WAY
TO SEE FISH!
COME DOWN HERE!
HEY, JOE, GO UP THERE
AND TAKE HIS PLACE.
HEY, PIPES, WHAT IS
WRONG WITH YOU?
ALWAYS DREAMING.
YOU GOT GAL ON YOUR MIND, HUH?
NO.
OH, NOW YOU DON' TELL ME. I--
NO, MIKE.
I WAS THINKING.
WELL, THIS IS
MY LAST TRIP.
WHAT?
YEP, I'M GETTING OFF
AT MAZATLAN.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
NO. I'M GOING TO
SHIP OUT OF THERE ON A FREIGHTER.
OH, NO. SAY,
YOU DON'T MEAN--
YOU CAN'T DO
ANYTHING LIKE--
WHY, WE'LL MISS YOU!
YOU KNOW,
QUITA--SHE'LL MISS YOU, TOO.
OH, NO.
YOU KNOW, WE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY NOW.
WELL, I GOT TO GO
SOMETIME.
OH, YEAH, SOMETIME,
BUT NOT NOW.
HEY, PIPES,
YOU KNOW, I'M--I'M WORRIED ABOUT QUITA.
YOU KNOW, LAST NIGH SHE--SHE ACT VERY FUNNY TO ME.
OH, I KNOW, MIKE,
BUT THIS TIME I'M GOING.
OH, NO, NOW,
YOU DON'T GO.
I HEAR YOU TALK
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
NO, I'M GOING,
I TELL YOU.
TUNA! TUNA!
WHERE?
OVER THERE WHERE
THE BIRDS ARE.
Mike: COME ON,
GET BUSY.
COME ON, BOYS!
GET YOUR FISHING TACKLE OUT!
COME ON,
GET BUSY, EVERYBODY.
HEY, GUYS,
KILL THE ENGINES. BACK HER DOWN.
HEY, GE THE BRIDGE READY.
COME ON, PULL IT IN
STRONG, HUH?
HEY, WE'RE GOING TO GE A BIG HAUL THIS TIME, HUH?
Man: HELP HIM THERE!
I SEE HIM COMING.
A BIG ONE'S COMING.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO CATCH FISH
BIGGER THAN YOU ARE WITH ONE POLE?
THERE'S SOME MORE
THAT WILL GET PULLED OUT.
COME ON. CATCH WITH TWO POLES.
HEY. YOU GOT THE HOOK
TOO MUCH OPEN.
BEND HIM BACK.
YOU'RE LOSING TOO MUCH FISH.
HOLD IT STEADY.
NOW YOU'VE GOT IT NOW.
PULL HIM UP NOW, WILL YOU?
DON'T LET HIM GET HIS HEAD DOWN!
PULL IT! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
HA HA HA!
AH, YOU GOT HIM.
THAT'S-A BOY. PULL!
HEY, MacWILLIAMS,
WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE WATER?
NOW YOU STOP
BEATING THOSE FISH.
YOU MAKE TOO MUCH BLOOD ALREADY.
YOU KNOW, WE GOT ENOUGH SHARKS WITHOUT GETTING MORE.
HEY, FISHBONE.
FISHBONE, COME UP HERE!
GO GET SOME OF THOSE
FISH BACK HERE.
OK, BOSS.
HA HA HA! THAT FISH JUS MISSED ME, HUH?
HEY, JIMMY,
MacWILLIAMS!
LOOK! GET THOSE FISH
OUT OF THERE, WILL YOU?
THEY'RE GETTING
ALL SMASHED UP. GET THEM DOWN HERE.
WE GOT 10, 12 TONS
WE GOT NOW ALREADY.
HOW MUCH THERE?
ONE HOUR, HUH?
SHARK! SHARK!
TIGER SHARK!
[GUNSHOTS]
PUT IT IN THERE!
KEEP IT AWAY FROM US!
HOLD ON, FRED.
HOLD IT!
[SHOUTING]
HOLD ON TO THA LINE, FRED!
HOLD THAT SHARK.
KEEP IT AWAY
FROM THEM.
HOLD ON, FRED.
DON'T GO OVER!
HOLD ON TO THA LINE, FRED!
HOLD THAT SHARK.
OH! SLACK OFF ON--
LOOK OUT!
GET SOME PLIERS.
OH!
HURRY UP!
HERE
YOU ARE.
COME ON, PIPES.
COME WITH ME. GET ME FIRST-AID BOX!
THERE. NOW LET ME
PUT YOU RIGHT UP.
GO ON NOW.
EASY, BOY.
EASY. COME ON.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
COME ON. GE YOUR HANDS DOWN.
OH, BOY. SHE'S
IN PRETTY DEEP.
ALL RIGHT, THEN
LET'S GET IT OUT!
GO ON. GET HOLD
OF HIS HANDS.
OH, NEVER MIND
MY HANDS. GET IT OUT!
THERE.
UH!
OH!
OHH!
SAY, GUY,
GET THOSE ENGINES GOING.
WE'VE GOT TO
GO TO SAN DIEGO.
WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM HOME.
THERE.
TAKE IT EASY.
WATCH HIM.
RIGHT IN THERE
IN THE BEDROOM.
TAKE IT EASY.
I NO CAN FIX HIM MYSELF,
DOC, SO I THINK I'D BETTER WAIT FOR YOU, HUH?
DON'T GE EXCITED, MIKE.
OH, QUITA! QUITA,
THE DOC IS HERE.
I WANT SOME TOWELS
AND HOT WATER.
THEY'RE ALL READY.
AND I'LL NEED
SOME HELP.
HERE. I GIVE YOU HELP.
I CAN DO THIS.
ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD.
YEAH, BUT I
WANT TO HELP, TOO.
WON'T NEED
YOU, MIKE.
BUT I WANT TO,
DOC.
DON'T NEED YOU,
MIKE.
HUH.
I DON'T KNOW.
HERE, HERE.
STEADY NOW.
DOCTOR, HE--
HE'S GOING TO
BE ALL RIGHT.
HE'S GOING TO
BE ALL RIGHT.
NOT GOING TO
BE ABLE TO HELP MUCH THAT WAY.
YES, I CAN.
ALL RIGHT.
GET THE WATER.
[DOOR OPENS]
HOW HE IS, DOC?
HUH?
HE'S ALL RIGHT, HUH?
OH, SURE, SURE.
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU HEAR THAT?
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
HE'LL HAVE
A BEAUTY SPOT ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK.
YOU GOT A DRINK,
MIKE?
YEAH, SURE! SURE.
SAY, WHAT WE
DO NOW, HUH?
OH, JUST WATCH HIM,
YOU KNOW.
YEAH?
LOOK OU FOR POISONING. UH-HUH.
HE'LL BE UP
IN 4 OR 5 DAYS.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD. 4 OR 5 DAYS, HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE.
SHE'LL DO.
HMM.
AND KEEP THAT DRESSING WET,
YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW, WET.
EVERY 3 HOURS. YOU KNOW
WHERE TO REACH ME.
Mike: SAY, DOC.
WHAT?
YOU KNOW, I WANT PIPES
TO HAVE EVERYTHING WHAT IS BEST.
SURE, SURE. HE'S
GETTING IT, ISN'T HE?
DIDN'T YOU
SEND FOR ME?
GOT A CIGAR,
MIKE?
YEAH, SURE, DOC.
THERE YOU ARE.
NOW REMEMBER, DOC,
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS.
IT MAKE NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.
I WANT PIPES TO HAVE EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW?
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
LAST YEAR, MIKE?
OH, SURE. SAY, I ALWAYS
MAKE GOOD MONEY.
LAST YEAR, I MAKE 4--
WELL, LAST YEAR,
I DON'T DO SO GOOD.
[LAUGHTER]
WELL, I HOPE BUSINESS
IMPROVES, MIKE.
YEAH?
YEAH. YOU'LL BE
SMOKING BETTER CIGARS.
I'LL SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING.
YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU
AGAIN, DOC.
GOOD NIGHT,
MIKE.
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT,
FISHBONE.
GOOD NIGHT, MIKE.
GOOD NIGHT.
HE'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
HA HA!
SHH.
SHH.
QUITA.
YES, DEAR?
DON'T GO.
I WON'T, DEAR.
GO TO SLEEP NOW.
Pipes:
OH, HARDER.
HARDER
THAN THAT.
BUT ANYHOW, YOU LAUGH.
YOU NO GOT EMPTY FACES
LIKE A FISHNET.
YOU GOT SOME MORE
GOOD TRICKS? EASY ONES.
I LIKE TO SHOW THEM
TO GIRLS.
SURE.
TRY THAT.
THAT'S GOOD ONE.
THERE YOU ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOK FOR YOU.
I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO--
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
[COUGHING]
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
[MOANING]
Mike: HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HIM, HUH?
HE TRIED MY
CIGARETTE TRICK.
OH. HEY, FISHBONE.
COME HERE.
NOW, I'M SURPRISED
SMART MAN LIKE YOU TRY DUMB TRICK LIKE THAT.
GO ON OUT.
HURRY UP NOW.
YOU GO DOWN TO DOCK
AND GET THOSE ENGINE READY.
YOU KNOW, BE READY
FOR TO LEAVE 2:00.
AND TELL PEDRO
TO HAVE PLENTY OF WATER ON BOARD.
AND T--
WAIT A MINUTE.
HEY, PIPES.
YOU ALL RIGHT, HUH?
FINE. I-I'M
ALL SET TO GO.
OH. SURE?
SURE. IT'LL
DO ME GOOD.
OH, SURE,
IT'D DO YOU GOOD. I KNOW THAT.
YOU KNOW, HE'S FUNNY
FELLOW, THIS PIPES. I KNOW HIM LIKE BOOK.
ALWAYS GOT TO MOVE.
JUST 6 DAYS ON SHORE, AND ALREADY HE WANT TO GO.
YOU KNOW, LAST CRUISE,
HE TELL ME HE GET OFF THE BOAT BY MAZATLAN.
WHY, IF HE DON' GET HOOK IN HIS NECK,
HE GO AWAY FOR GOOD
AND MAYBE WE DON'T SEE HIM NO MORE.
NOW, WHAT YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT, HUH, QUITA?
OH, BUT, MIKE,
HE CAN'T GO. THE DOCTOR--
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
I CAN HANDLE THE LINE AS GOOD AS ANYBODY.
OH, NO. YOU
NO HANDLE NO LINE. I DO THE FISHING.
YOU WEAR OUT THE SEA OF YOUR PANTS.
MIKE, I'M GOING, TOO.
WHAT?
PLEASE, MIKE. YOU'VE
ASKED ME BEFORE.
YOU? YOU WANT TO
GO ON BOAT WITH ME?
YES, I DO.
WELL!
GEE, THAT'S GOOD IDEA!
IT'S GREAT!
IT'S SO GOOD IDEA,
I DON'T KNOW WHY I NO
THINK ABOUT IT MYSELF.
ABSOLUTELY, INDEED.
YOU GO.
YOU GO PACK THINGS,
AND WE HURRY, HUH?
HEY, FISHBONE, YOU FIX UP
EVERYTHING FIRST CLASS.
BE READY FOR TO LEAVE
AT 2:00.
[PERIODIC GUNSHOTS]
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
THEY'VE GOT HALF DOLLARS
DOWN IN MEXICO.
ARE YOU GOING TO
TAKE THAT ONE WITH YOU?
YEP.
THEN IT'S TRUE WHAT MIKE SAID,
ABOUT YOUR LEAVING THE BOAT.
YOU WERE GOING.
YEAH.
WITHOUT EVEN
SAYING GOOD-BYE.
WITHOUT...
WITHOUT ANYTHING.
LISTEN,
IF I HAD STOPPED TO SAY GOOD-BYE,
I NEVER
WOULD HAVE GONE.
ISN'T THAT BETTER
THAN SITTING AROUND LOOKING AT EACH OTHER,
WONDERING, DRIVING
OURSELVES CRAZY?
OH, WHY?
OH, IT'S ROTTEN.
YOU MEAN
LOVING EACH OTHER?
NO. YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
MIKE GOT THAT HOOK
SAVING MY SKIN.
I KNOW THAT.
AND I KNOW WHA HE DID FOR ME.
BUT THAT'S OVER.
IT'S WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
NOTHING.
DOES THAT GO, PIPES?
THAT GOES.
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
OH, PIPES.
IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
I COULD TAKE THAT.
THIS WAY...
IN THE DAYTIME,
IT ISN'T SO BAD.
I CAN SEE THINGS--
THE SKY THROUGH THE WINDOW.
YOU, SOMETIMES.
BUT AT NIGHT,
THERE'S NOTHING.
JUST THE DARKNESS
AND HIM.
THINKING OF YOU
ALL THE TIME.
CAN'T YOU SEE?
I'M SORRY. I--
SORRY? IS THAT ALL
YOU CAN SAY?
ARE YOU WILLING
TO LET IT GO AT THAT?
QUITA, PLEASE!
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
HE MIGHT AS WELL FIND OUT NOW.
IT ISN'T EVEN FAIR
TO HIM THIS WAY. I...
[GUNSHOTS STOP]
OH, PIPES, DEAR.
Pipes: MIKE, I--
MIKE! IT WASN' HIS FAULT.
IT WAS--
MIKE, YOU CAN' SETTLE THINGS THAT WAY.
DON'T YOU SEE?
DON'T YOU SEE?
MMM.
YES, I SEE.
YEAH. I SEE LOTS OF THINGS NOW
I NEVER SEE BEFORE.
YEAH!
I SEE HOW TO SETTLE THIS, TOO.
YES!
Quita: MIKE!
PIPE DOWN.
LISTEN! LISTEN.
Quita: MIKE!
HEY, MIKE.
Mike: GO BACK.
GO BACK.
[DOOR SLAMS]
PIPES.
COME ON. I'LL
FIX ALL THIS.
MIKE! WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
COME WITH ME.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
MIKE, I--
MIKE!
NO, DON'T!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HUH?
I TOOK HIM FROM
THERE ONE TIME.
NOW I PUT HIM
BACK AGAIN.
MIKE, YOU CAN' SETTLE THINGS THAT WAY!
HUH?
NO.
I DON' SETTLE THINGS.
THERE!
SEE THA FELLOW OUT THERE?
THEY SETTLE THINGS.
YEAH. THEY
TOOK MY HAND AND GIVE ME THIS.
THEY TOOK YOUR FATHER
AND GIVE ME YOU.
THEY SETTLE EVERYTHING.
THEY SETTLE HIM!
MIKE, YOU'RE CRAZY!
JOSE! JIM!
Mike: YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE
FOOL OUT OF ME, HUH?
WELL, I SHOW YOU.
THERE. THEY SHOW YOU. HA HA!
THERE, YOU WHITE-BELLIED
DEVILS, YOU.
FISH OF THE DEVIL!
THERE. COME!
TAKE HIM! TAKE HIM!
FOR YOU! HE'S YOUR KIND.
HA HA!
TAKE HIM! HA HA HA!
GO ON--UH!
MIKE!
MIKE!
DOWN THERE. HURRY!
HURRY!
[SHOUTING]
THROW A ROPE!
QUICK! SOMEBODY
GET HIS ARM.
[MEN SHOUTING]
IT'S MOVING. HURRY UP!
[GUNSHOTS]
LOOK OU FOR THAT ONE, MIKE!
MIKE, TAKE HOLD
OF THIS OAR.
THANK YOU.
THE SHARK, THEY
DON'T GET YOU, HUH?
NO, MIKE.
I'M SORRY.
YOU SORRY, HUH?
WITH WOMANS,
I DON'T DO SO GOOD.
NO, NO, MIKE.
OH, NO.
I KNOW HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT HIM.
IF I DON'T HAVE YOU,
IT'S MORE BETTER THIS WAY.
THE SHARK...
THEY SETTLE EVERYTHING.
HMM.
THESE TWO TIMES,
MIKE GIVE HIMSELF FOR BAIT.
HE'S GOOD BAIT, TOO.
IS MORE BETTER THAN YOU.
HE'S THE BEST BAIT IN THE WHOLE
PACIFIC OCEAN.
HA HA!
UHH.
FIRST THEY--
THEY GOT MY HAND,
BUT NOW...
I--I DON'T GO TO HEAVEN NOW.
MIKE, YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO--
OH, I DON'T STAY HERE.
THAT'S SURE.
HEY.
I BET WHEN ST. PETER,
HE FIND OUT I DON'T COME UP,
HE SEND DOWN FOR ME
SPECIAL.
YEAH. AND 100% OR NO,
I BET I CATCH MORE FISH THAN ANYBODY UP THERE.
SURE, YOU WILL, MIKE.
[QUITA CRYING]
OH, QUITA,
DON'T DO THAT.
NOW STOP IT. NO.
YES, MIKE.
THAT'S BETTER.
HEY.
THEY WRITE SONG
ABOUT ME NOW, HUH?
EH...
THERE--THIS SON
OF THE DESER [HUMMING ABDUL ABULBUL AMIR]
AND MIKE MASCARENHAS ABULBUL
THAT'S GOOD, HUH?
HA HA!
THAT'S GOOD.
THANKS, MIKE.
HELLO, ST. PETER.
OH, NO. YOU--YOU DON' HAVE TO LOOK IN THE BOOK.
JUST YOU LISTEN.
YOU HEAR THAT?
THAT'S ME--
MIKE MASCARENHAS,
THE BEST FISHERMAN
IN THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.
ABSOLUTELY, INDEED.
DEVIL, YOU!
HEY, LEAVE THAT ALONE.
I'M THIRSTY.
LEAVE IT ALONE,
I TELL YOU!
ALWAYS YOUR BACK,
IT ITCH.
THANKS, MIKE.
OUR FRIENDS
STILL WITH US?
YEAH...STILL WAITING...
STILL HUNGRY.
YEAH, YOU GOT GOMEZ,
AND YOU GOT TORO,
BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET ME,
MIKE MASCARENHAS!
NO. YOU'LL WAI TILL YOUR FINS ROT!
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
THOSE AREN'T NO SAVVY
PORTUGUESE, MIKE.
YOU HAVE TO TALK
I GET YOU SOME WATER.
LEAVE THAT ALONE.
I WANT SOME, TOO.
NO. YOU'VE HAD MORE
THAN YOUR SHARE.
LOOK OUT, MIKE!
AAH!
Mike: YEAH! YEAH!
ALL RIGHT. TAKE HIM!
HE BELONGS WITH YOU!
HOW HE TASTE, HUH?
LIKE ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN, HUH?
IS PRESEN FROM MIKE MASCARENHAS.
HEH, HEH. YEAH.
HUH?
PIPES! PIPES, LOOK! LOOK!
THEY'RE COMING FOR US!
THEY SEE US!
I TELL YOU
YOU WILL NEVER GET ME!
I TELL YOU...NEVER.
MIKE!
MIKE!
HEH, HEH.
HA HA HA!
AH, BOY, MAKE IT GOOD,
HUH? HA HA HA.
OK, MIKE. THANKS.
IT'S A GOOD THING
I GOT THIS, HUH?
YEAH. LUCKY FOR ME.
AH, BOY.
HEY, NOT BAD, HUH?
COME ON, MIKE.
OH, NOW, COME ON.
WE KID HER A LITTLE BIT.
COME ON. WE GO FISHING TO DO. COME ON.
SAY, HOW'D YOU DO
LAST NIGHT?
LAST NIGHT?
LAST NIGHT, I DO GREAT.
YOU KNOW THAT ELLA?
SHE'S A GREAT GIRL. SHE'S CRAZY FOR ME.
OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT?
SURE, SURE.
I SUPPOSE SHE'LL BE DOWN TO SEE YOU OFF.
OH, YEAH.
I BET SHE WAIT FOR ME ON THE PIER RIGHT NOW.
SHE SAY I'M THE BEST MAN
SHE EVER MEET.
YEAH? SAYS YOU.
HELLO, MATES.
HELLO.
HELLO, ELAINE.
HELLO, PIPES.
HOW ARE THINGS?
FINE. HELLO, MIKE.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
ELAINE, WHERE'S ELLA?
ELLA TOLD ME TO TELL YOU
SHE WAS SORRY.
SHE SAID TO TELL YOU
HER UNCLE WAS SICK.
UNCLE SICK?
YES. THAT'S WHY
SHE COULDN'T COME.
IF ELLA DON'T COME,
HIS UNCLE IS MORE THAN SICK. HE MUST BE PRETTY NEAR DEAD.
I GOT TO GO
GET BUSY NOW.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
YOU TELL ELLA
I BRING HER BACK A BIG FISH NEXT TIME.
I'LL SEE YOU SOME MORE.
GOOD-BYE, MIKE.
YOU'RE A FINE GUY.
WAS ELLA SORE
BECAUSE I BROUGHT MIKE?
SORE? BOY, WAI TILL SHE SEES YOU.
I GUESS
MIKE DON'T DO SO GOOD WITH YOU GALS, HUH?
UH-UH. IT ONLY
TOOK HER 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF HIM.
YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?
HE STARTED RIGHT OFF
TELLING HER WHAT A BREAK SHE WAS GETTING MEETING HIM.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE MIKE.
BUT HE'S A SWELL GUY, THOUGH.
Mike:
HEY, PIPES!
YEAH?
LET'S GO!
BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE.
YOU GOING
TO MISS ME?
SURE, I AM.
IT'S GOING TO BE
TOUGH AROUND HERE WITHOUT YOU.
YEAH, I GUESS
IT WILL BE, HUH?
GOOD-BYE. BRING US
BACK A BIG LOAD.
YEAH. I BRING YOU BACK
BIGGEST LOAD YOU'LL EVER SEE.
COME ON, SEAMAN,
GET BUSY.
FISHBONE, YOU GO DOWN BELOW
AND FIX UP THOSE ENGINES.
SHE'S NOT BAD.
THAT'S MY GIRL.
THAT HER, TOO?
YEAH. THAT'S ALL HER.
OH.
LOVE, ESSIE WESSIE.
ESSIE WESSIE?
WHAT IS THAT?
HER NAME IS ESTHER,
BUT WHEN WE'RE ALONE, I CALL HER ESSIE WESSIE.
OH. ESSIE WESSIE.
SHE'S CUTE.
YOU DO PRETTY GOOD.
YEAH. SOMETIME WHEN
WE'RE ON SHORE, BOSS,
I GONNA GET A GIRL
FOR YOU.
YEAH?
YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I DON'T NEED NOBODY FOR GET GIRL FOR ME.
I NEED SOMEBODY
TO KEEP GIRL FROM ME.
BOSS, YOU AIN' GOT NO GIRL.
SURE, I HAVE!
LAST NIGHT I HAVE GIRL
IS MORE BETTER THAN WHAT YOU GOT THERE.
I SEE YOU LAST NIGHT.
YOU NO GOT A GIRL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU WAS ALONE.
NO, I WAS NOT ALONE.
OH, YES, YOU DO.
YOU TRY TO MAKE
LIAR FROM ME?
NO, BOSS,
BUT YOU WAS ALONE.
YOU LITTLE SARDINE!
YOU ARE--
Pipes:
WAIT A MINUTE.
HE WAS NOT ALONE
LAST NIGHT. HE WAS WITH ME.
HE HAD
A GOOD-LOOKING DAME, TOO.
HE JUST LEFT HER DOWN
ON THE DOCK CRYING HER EYES OUT BECAUSE HE WAS GOING AWAY.
YEAH?
YEAH! NOW WHA YOU GOT TO SAY?
WELL, BOSS, IT MUST HAVE
BEEN ANOTHER FELLOW.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN
TWO OTHER FELLOWS.
YOU SARDINE, YOU!
EASY WEASY.
ESSIE WESSIE!
HOOGEE WOOGEE!
ESSIE WESSIE, PIPES.
SURE, IT IS, FISHBONE.
NOT BAD.
ALL READY, GUY?
SURE, I'M READY.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S HAVE THE HEADLIGHT.
ALL RIGHT BACK THERE?
Man: OK!
ALL RIGHT,
START HER UP.
HEY, YOU KNOW
I WAS ALONE LAST NIGHT.
I'VE BEEN ALONE EVERY NIGH SINCE I'VE BEEN HOME.
WITH WOMANS
I DON'T DO SO GOOD. YOU KNOW THAT.
SURE, I KNOW.
WHAT FOR YOU SAY
THAT TO HIM?
BECAUSE HE HAD YOU
IN A SPOT, AND I WAS TRYING TO LIE FOR YOU.
YOU WANT TO LIE FOR ME?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
I'M THE BEST LIAR
ON THE PACIFIC OCEAN.
YOU'RE TELLING ME?
[MEN SINGING ABDUL ABULBUL AMIR]
THE PHILOLOGIST BLOKES,
WHO SELDOM CRACK JOKES
SAY THAT HASH WAS FIRST MADE
ON THAT SPO AS ABDUL'S LONG KNIFE
WAS EXTRACTING THE LIFE
HE WAS EVEN SHOUTING,
"HUZZAH!"
HE FELT HIMSELF STRUCK
BY THAT WILY KALMUCK
COUNT IVAN SKAVINSKY SKIVAR
THERE'S A TOMB RISES UP
WHERE THE BLUE DANUBE ROLLS
ENGRAVED THERE
IN CHARACTERS CLEAR
"AH, STRANGER, WHEN PASSING,
OH, PRAY FOR THE SOUL...
Mike: ...OF ABDUL
MASCARENHAS ABULBUL"
A MUSCOVITE MAIDEN
WHOSE LONE VIGIL KEEPS
'NEATH THE LIGH OF THE PALE POLAR STAR
AND THE NAME THAT SHE MURMURS
SO OFT AS SHE WEEPS
IS IVAN SKAVINSKY SKIVAR
HA HA HA! OH, BOY,
HE'S GREAT FELLOW, THIS ABDUL.
SOMEDAY SOMEBODY
GOING TO WRITE A SONG LIKE THAT ABOUT ME.
NO, NO. NOBODY
WILL WRITE SONG ABOUT YOU.
HUH? WHY NOBODY
WRITE SONG ABOUT ME?
FIRST, YOU GO TO GET A GIRL. YOU MUST BE DEAD.
I CAN GET ANY GIRL!
AND I CAN BE DEAD, TOO,
ANYTIME I FEEL LIKE IT.
YEAH, AND THEN
I GO TO HEAVEN,
AND ST. PETER, WHEN HE STAR TO READ OUT OF THE BOOK,
I SAY TO HIM, "YOU DON' HAVE TO READ THE BOOK. YOU JUST LISTEN,"
AND ST. PETER, HE LISTEN,
AND THEN HE HEAR A SONG
COMING UP ABOUT MIKE MASCARENHAS.
NO. THE SONG
WILL NOT COMING UP.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THE SONG
WILL GOING DOWN.
HUH?
YOU GO TO HELL.
HEY, NOBODY SAY
ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ME.
YOU DON'T--
YOU MEAN
BECAUSE MY HAND IS--
MM-HMM. SURE. SURE.
EVERYBODY KNOW
THAT TO GO TO HEAVEN,
YOU MUST HAVE TWO HANDS,
TWO FEET.
YOU MUST BE
100% PERFECT.
NO FISHERMAN
CAN GO TO HEAVEN WITH A BITE OUT OF HIM.
HMM?
SAY, WHO STAND AT THE GATE
TO LET YOU IN?
ST. PETER.
WELL, HE WAS FISHERMAN,
DON'T HE?
SURE.
HE WAS FIRST-CLASS
FISHERMAN IN HIS DAY, HUH, DON'T HE?
OF COURSE.
ST. PETER, HE CATCH
LITTLE FISH--YOU KNOW, SARDINE, JUST LIKE THAT,
IN SEA OF GALILEE,
DON'T HE?
YOU DON'T THINK
ST. PETER CLOSE THE GATE ON MIKE MASCARENHAS,
WHO CATCH BIGGEST FISH
IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN? NO, HE DON'T.
I BET ST. PETER,
HE ASK ME GO FISHING WITH HIM.
YEAH, AND THE FIRST DAY,
I CATCH MORE FISH THAN ANYBODY UP THERE.
[MAN YELLING]
FISH!
COME ON.
EVERYBODY ON DECK. HURRY UP NOW!
Man: FISH!
HEY, JOE, WHAT IS IT?
OVER THERE, MIKE.
WHAT IS IT?
Joe: SARDINES.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
SEND A SHIP OUT.
GO ON, BOYS.
HURRY UP QUICK NOW.
YOU CAN'T CATCH FISH
WITHOUT BAIT.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO, GANG.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL HAVE
TO HOLD ON IN THE WIND. THE TIDE IS NOT WITH US.
LET HER GO.
COME ON, BOYS, LET HER GO.
COME ON, EVERYBODY,
GET ON THE JOB.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
COME ON, SILVA.
HEY, GET BUSY NOW!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THERE YOU ARE.
LET HER GO.
EASY NOW.
LET HER GO EASY NOW.
BE CAREFUL.
WE GOT A GOOD HAUL, CHUCK.
TIMING
IS EVERYTHING.
THEM ARE SURE
FINE SARDINES, BOB.
YES, THEY'RE NICE.
BEST HAUL WE'VE MADE
FOR A LONG WHILE.
HOW MANY SCHOOLS YOU GOT?
300, MIKE. THAT'S ABOU ALL WE GOT IN THIS HAUL.
THAT'S NOT HALF ENOUGH.
WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER HAUL.
COME ON, WE HAVE TO
WORK TONIGHT. GET THE NETS READY.
JIMMY, PULL THAT WING IN
ON YOUR SIDE.
YOU GOT TO MAKE IT EVEN.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU'RE NOT SO STRONG TONIGHT.
I'LL HAVE THE COOK
PUT AN EXTRA BEAN IN YOUR SOUP.
MAYBE YOU FISHING
IN HEAVEN.
THAT-A BOYS.
TIGER SHARK!
SHARK! GET THAT GUN!
JOSEPH,
GET THE HARPOON!
HURRY UP OR WE'LL
LOSE OUR NETS.
[GUNSHOTS]
[SHOUTING IN PORTUGUESE]
Pipes: HURRY UP!
THROW HIM A LINE!
THROW HIM
A ROPE, BOYS!
HURRY NOW!
THROW HIM A LINE!
PIPES, BEA THOSE SHARKS AWAY!
[GUNSHOTS]
SHARK GOT HIM!
SHARK GOT HIM!
SHARK GOT HIM!
SHARK GOT HIM--MANUEL!
SHARK GOT HIS LEGS.
MIKE, SHARK GOT HIS LEGS!
GIVE ME A ROPE TO PU AROUND HIS SHOULDERS. HURRY UP!
HOLD IT TIGHT.
TAKE HIM FORWARDS.
STILL WAITING, HUH?
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
HEY, FISHBONE,
GET ME A HUNK OF MEAT.
JIMMY, GET ME
THE DOUBLE SHARK HOOK.
PIPES,
YOU WORK THE BOOM.
WHAT'S THE IDEA, MIKE?
REMEMBER MANUEL,
HE SAY NO FISHERMAN GO TO HEAVEN
WITH BITE OUT OF HIM?
I'M GOING
TO BURY HIM WHOLE, LIKE HE WANTED TO.
I'M GOING TO GE HIS LEGS BACK.
GO ON. GET BUSY.
GIVE ME THAT, JIMMY.
ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT UP.
GIVE ME THAT.
ALL RIGHT, SWING IT OUT!
LET HER DOWN!
THERE HE IS.
ALL RIGHT,
GET YOUR CLUBS.
HERE HE COMES!
HERE HE COMES AGAIN!
HEY, GET READY THERE!
TAKE IT UP!
GOT HIM!
HOLD ON TO HIM!
HOLD ON TO HIM!
PIPE YOUNOW
THWORDS TOAYFOR TOY M?
,
NO. THAT'S
YOUR JOB, MIKE.
OH.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, YES.
ST. PETER, YOU KNOW, MANUEL,
HE'S FIRST-CLASS FISHERMAN.
YEAH, AND HE'S GOOD MAN, TOO.
AND WHEN HE COMES TO THE GATE,
HE NO CAN STAND UP,
BUT HE'S GOT HIS LEGS
WITH HIM.
AND SO, YOU LET HIM IN,
HUH, ST. PETER?
JUST AS SPECIAL FAVOR
TO MIKE MASCARENHAS, HUH? PLEASE.
AND WHE--
WELL, THAT'S ALL.
YEAH. AMEN.
ALL RIGHT.
COME IN.
THIS THE HOUSE
FOR MANUEL SILVA?
YES.
YOU HIS WIFE?
NO. I'M HIS DAUGHTER.
OH. WELL, I GUESS
YOU KNOW ME, THEN. MIKE MASCARENHAS.
NO.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME?
NO. I TOLD YOU.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
OH, WELL, I--
I HAVE BAD NEWS
FOR YOU.
MANUEL, HE--
HE'S DEAD.
WHERE IS HE?
UH...WELL...
MANUEL,
HE'S WORK FOR ME.
WE WAS OUT FISHING,
COUPLE OF DAYS.
HE WAS HARPOONING
A SHARK,
AND HE FELL
OVERBOARD.
WHERE IS HE?
WELL, WE BURY HIM
IN MAGDALENA BAY.
OH, HE WAS VERY
GOOD FISHERMAN, THAT MANUEL...
BUT VERY OLD.
I THINK THE WORK
IS TOO HARD FOR HIM, HUH?
MAYBE--MAYBE HE'S
BETTER OFF, HUH?
MAYBE HE IS.
YOU--YOU SICK, HUH?
LEAVE ME ALONE.
YOU TAKE A LITTLE
DRINK, HUH?
LEAVE ME ALONE.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? MY FATHER'S DEAD.
[CRYING]
YEAH...
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
EXCUSE PLEASE.
ONE CRUCIFIX...
ONE BOOK.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
HELLO.
HELLO.
GOOD MORNING.
I, UH...I BRING YOU
SOME GRUB AND...
OH...AND SOME VINO.
YOU HAVE A DRINK, HUH?
IT'S VERY GOOD FOR YOU.
SAY, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
QUITA.
QUITA.
OH, THAT'S PRETTY.
HEH, HEH.
YOUR MOTHER,
SHE PORTUGUESE, TOO?
NO.
OH.
WELL, QUITA, UH...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW,
BUT YOUR FATHER,
HE HAVE SOME INSURANCE MONEY COMING.
HUH?
OH. HEH, HEH.
OH, I ONLY GOT ONE HAND.
THE SHARKS GOT THE OTHER.
OH, YEAH, NOW
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
SURE! EVERYBODY KNOW
MIKE MASCARENHAS.
SAY, I AM THE BEST FISHERMAN
ON THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.
I GOT THE BIGGEST BOA ON THE WHOLE CALIFORNIA COAST.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY
I MAKE LAST YEAR?
$14,000.
SO I GUESS YOU FIGURE
YOU WON'T MISS THAT.
OH, THAT--
SAY, WHAT DO YOU--
I TELL YOU,
THIS MONEY BELONG TO YOUR FATHER'S INSURANCE!
MY FATHER NEVER
HAD ANY INSURANCE.
I OUGHT TO KNOW
WHAT HE HAVE.
HE WORKED FOR ME,
DIDN'T HE?
HE WAS MY FATHER,
AND I KNOW HE NEVER HAD ANY INSURANCE.
YOU'RE LYING,
AREN'T YOU?
I LIE?
SAY, NOBODY EVER
CALLED ME LIAR BEFORE!
NOBODY EVER--
YEAH. YEAH, SURE,
I LIED.
WELL, DON'T THINK
I DON'T APPRECIATE IT-- AND ALL THAT, TOO.
OH, THAT?
OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
THAT--UH...
THERE'S WOMANS
DOWN THE STREET HERE, SEE?
SHE GOT GROCERY STORE.
OH, SHE'S CRAZY FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, SHE USED--
I'D COME IN THE STORE,
SHE GIVE ME ALL THE JUNK,
WHAT I WANT. YEAH, SURE.
YOU'RE LYING
ABOUT THAT, TOO.
HMM?
YEAH.
YOU DON'T THINK ANY WOMANS
GO CRAZY FOR ME, HUH?
[CHUCKLES]
YOU'RE A FUNNY FELLOW.
WHAT'S THE IDEA,
ANYWAY, THROWING AWAY A LOT OF MONEY
ON A GIRL
YOU NEVER SAW BEFORE?
UH...OH, WELL, UH...
MANUEL, HE WORK
ON MY CREW, HUH?
HE GO OUT FISHING
FOR ME, DIDN'T HE?
WELL, I GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF HIS KID, DON'T I?
YOU--YOU'VE BEEN SICK, HUH?
LONG TIME, MAYBE?
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
OH, SURE,
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
YOU MUST GET BETTER.
THIS GRUB
IS GOOD FOR YOU.
I BRING YOU ONIONS,
AND I BRING YOU SALAMI AND BREAD--
OH, EVERYTHING
FIRST CLASS.
IT'S VERY GOOD FOR YOU,
THIS GRUB.
IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU
STRONG AND FAT LIKE A GOOD PORTUGUESE GIRL, HUH?
YOU GOT TO EAT,
DON'T YOU?
SURE, I GOT TO EAT.
OF COURSE.
SAY, YOU HAD
BREAKFAST?
NO.
YOU SIT DOWN THERE,
AND I'LL FIX YOU SOMETHING.
GEE, THAT'S GOOD.
HA HA!
I BRING YOU SUPPER
TONIGHT, TOO.
HERE. LET ME HELP YOU.
NO. YOU GO SIT DOWN.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COOKING?
WHAT I KNOW?
SAY, I'M THE BEST COOK
IN THE WHOLE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.
AND THIS TIME,
IS NO LIE.
OH, BOY,
I LOVE ONIONS.
AHH...
GEE, MAKE IT STRONG,
THE ONION, YOU KNOW?
IT'S VERY GOOD FOR BLOOD.
BUILD UP BODY, EVERYTHING.
PIPES!
PIPES, WHERE ARE YOU?
HERE I AM.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
COME HERE, WILL YOU?
FIX UP MY TIE.
MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY, HUH?
I'M TIRED OF PLAYING
NURSEMAID TO YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I CAN NEVER LEARN HOW TO FIX THEM UP.
MAKE IT LOOK ELEGANT, HUH?
YEAH.
WHAT IS THAT?
SMELL GOOD?
YEAH. WHAT IS IT?
IT'S LOVE LOTION.
A LITTLE BI FEMININE, HUH?
HMM? OH, YEAH,
SURE, THAT'S ME.
THERE YOU ARE.
ALL RIGHT. THANKS.
THAT'S GOOD.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THE IDEA
OF BEING DRESSED UP?
OH, WELL, UH...
AHH,
MIKE'S GOT A GIRL.
OH, YOU STOP NOW.
YOU GO ON.
IT'S NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS NOW.
WHAT'S HER NAME?
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
THIS ONE TIME I'M GOING TO KEEP IT ALL TO MYSELF.
GO ON! GOOD-BYE.
YOU BIG
TH
AH, PHOOEY.
,
I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU
TO COME AROUND TO
MY PLACE TONIGHT AND START WORKING FOR ME.
YOU DID.
WELL, HOW ABOUT IT?
AND I TOLD YOU
TO KEEP AWAY FROM HERE AND STOP BOTHERING ME.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
I'M JUST TRYING
TO DO YOU A FAVOR.
DON'T YOU NEED THE MONEY?
NO. THERE'S JUS ONE FAVOR I WANT FROM SOMEBODY LIKE YOU.
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
SOMEBODY LIKE ME, HUH?
OH, YOU'RE BETTER
THAN I AM.
YEAH...SO FAR.
HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK
DO YOU WRITE HOME
THAT YOU'RE GETTING
GRUB MONEY FROM A CRAZY FISHERMAN?
A MAN THAT NO OTHER
WOMAN WILL HAVE--YEAH, A GUY WITH HIS HAND GONE.
YOU SHUT UP ABOU MIKE MASCARENHAS. YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
NOW, DON'T AC WITH ME.
I'M IN THE BUSINESS.
GET OFF OF--
COME ON,
DON'T STALL WITH ME.
OHH!
TAKE IT OUT, MIKE.
TAKE IT OUT.
YOU ARE GONE!
I'LL GO, MIKE.
TAKE IT OUT!
I'LL GO, MIKE!
[GROANING]
YEAH. HE'LL NEVER BOTHER
YOU NO MORE.
YOU ALL RIGHT, HUH?
THANKS, MIKE.
OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
YOU GOT NO BUSINESS
LIVING HERE BY YOURSELF.
WHERE ELSE CAN I LIVE?
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
THERE'S ALWAYS BUNK FOR YOU IN MY HOUSE.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
MIKE?
OH, WELL, YOU SEE...
YOU SEE, QUITA,
PRETTY NEAR EVERY GIRL IN TOWN'S BEEN AFTER ME.
YOU KNOW THAT,
DON'T YOU?
I'M PRETTY GOOD BREAK
FOR ANY GIRL.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
WELL...
YOU--YOU GOOD KID,
QUITA, AND ME, WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD, TOO,
SO I--
SO YOU WANT ME
TO MOVE IN WITH YOU.
YEAH, THAT'S IT. SURE.
GOT A MATCH, MIKE?
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
I'LL DO IT, MIKE,
ONLY--
WELL, I GOT TO
GET USED TO THE IDEA. WAIT, WILL YOU?
OH, NO!
WHAT FOR WE WAIT?
I--I GO SEE
THE PRIEST NOW.
I FIX IT UP.
WE GET MARRIED TONIGHT, HUH?
MARRIED, MIKE?
SURE! WHY NOT?
I GOT BIG BO
I GOT PLENTY MONEY.
WELL, WHAT IF
I DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH?
I DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU.
I MAKE YOU HAPPY,
QUITA.
WAIT A MINUTE, MIKE.
BEFORE YOU GET WOUND UP ANY TIGHTER,
I WANT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
OH, NO.
WE MARRY FIRST.
AFTERWARDS YOU TALK
LONG TIME, HUH? HA HA HA!
MIKE...
I'M NO IN LOVE WITH YOU.
OH, SURE, YOU ARE.
YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE.
YOU'RE JUS A LITTLE ONE.
YOU'RE JUS A LITTLE CHILD. HA HA!
I'M NO A CHILD, MIKE...
AND I KNOW ABOUT LOVE.
YOU DON'T MEAN
YOU...
YOU MARRIED ALREADY?
NO.
WELL?
WELL, THERE WAS
A MAN ONCE, MIKE, AND...
WELL, ONE NIGH HE WALKED OUT ON ME,
AND I TRIED
TO TAKE POISON, AND...
WELL, THE POLICE CAME,
AND...
WELL, THEY SEN FOR MANUEL.
MM-HMM.
YEAH.
HEY, YOU, UH...
YOU HAD A VERY BAD
TIME, HUH?
OH, WELL, I'M
NO ANGEL MYSELF.
NO, NOBODY PU WINGS ON MIKE.
I'LL TAKE A CHANCE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
I'LL TAKE
A CHANCE, TOO.
QUITA, HONEY...
I GO RIGHT NOW.
I GO SEE THE PRIEST.
I'M GOING TO FIX YOU
THE BEST WEDDING YOU EVER HAD.
EVERYTHING FIRST CLASS.
I'M GOING TO SEE THE PEOPLE NOW,
AND I'M GOING TO
TAKE A BATH, TOO!
Woman: I WAS AFRAID
OF THAT GUY RIGHT FROM THE START.
RIGHT AWAY
WHEN HE ASKED ME TO LEND HIM $4.00,
I KNEW HE WASN' SINCERE, SO I SAID-- "LISTEN," I SAID,
"JUST BECAUSE I WORK
IN A BARBERSHOP
AIN'T NO REASON
TO GET INTIMATE," I SAID.
UPPER LIP, NOW,
PLEASE.
MY SECOND HUSBAND
SWALLOWED ONE ONCE DOING THAT.
YEAH?
SAY, PIPES,
SOMETHING HAPPENED.
YEAH? WHO IS SHE?
HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS WOMANS?
HE SAYS YOU AIN' BEEN ACTING RIGHT.
YOU'RE ALL BROKE OU WITH MONKEY BITES.
NOW, WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, MONKEY BITES?
I'M GOING TO GE MARRIED TONIGHT-- RIGHT AWAY QUICK.
MARRIED?
YEAH. HER NAME IS SILVA.
SHE LIVES OVER BY THE INLET,
RIGHT OVER JOEY'S PLACE.
AW, FORGET IT, MIKE.
OH, NO! NOW, HERE, PIPES.
I WANT YOU TO DO
SOMETHING FOR ME.
YOU GO BUY HER
A WEDDING DRESS, HUH?
PORTUGUESE--
THE BEST IN TOWN. HERE'S $20.
MIKE,
ARE YOU KIDDING?
OH, NO, IS NO KID!
IS NO LIE THIS TIME! I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
COME ON, NOW.
HURRY UP, NOW, QUICK, WILL YOU?
I'LL MEET YOU THERE AS SOON
AS I GET FIXED UP.
HURRY UP! COME ON, GIRLS,
FIX ME UP, HUH?
MAKE ME LOOK PRETTY.
I DARE YOU TO.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
[STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS]
YOUR NAME SILVA?
YEAH.
MINE'S BOLEY.
I'M GOING TO BE BEST MAN
AT YOUR WEDDING.
OH, WELL, COME IN.
I BROUGHT YOU
SOME STUFF--
A WEDDING DRESS.
YEAH, I GUESS
I NEED ONE.
THANKS.
DON'T THANK ME FOR IT.
THANK MIKE.
MIKE SHOULDN' DO THAT.
HE HASN'T GOT MONEY
TO THROW AWAY LIKE THAT.
YOU SEEM TO KNOW
ALL ABOUT IT.
YOU THINK
I'M MARRYING MIKE
FOR HIS MONEY,
DON'T YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, YOU'RE WRONG.
MIKE TOOK ME WITH
NO QUESTIONS ASKED,
AND THAT GOES
BOTH WAYS.
OH, I SEE.
YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH HIM.
NO.
DOES HE KNOW THAT?
I TOLD HIM.
YOU TELL ME,
WILL YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU
MARRYING HIM FOR--
BECAUSE YOU LIKE
TUNA FISH?
GET THIS, YOU--
ONE NIGH TWO MONTHS AGO, MIKE CAME UP HERE
AND TOLD ME
MANUEL SILVA WAS DEAD.
KNOW HIM?
MANUEL?
HE WAS--
YEAH, HE WAS
MY FATHER,
WHO'D PULLED ME
OUT OF A HOSPITAL UP NORTH
WHERE THE DOCTOR
SAID I WAS DYING.
WELL,
LOOK AT ME NOW.
MIKE'S DONE THA FOR ME.
HE FED ME,
BROUGHT ME FLOWERS,
AND TOLD ME
CRAZY LIES.
HE MADE ME FEEL
LIKE I WAS SOMEBODY.
I'M NOT LICKED NOW.
TONIGHT HE ASKED ME
TO MARRY HIM.
THAT ISN'T MUCH
AFTER WHAT HE'S
DONE FOR ME.
HE WANTS ME,
I GUESS.
WELL,
HE CAN HAVE ME.
NOW, WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT TO SAY?
NOTHING.
SORRY
FOR BUTTING IN...
AND BEING NOSY.
WELL...
I DON'T BLAME YOU,
BOLEY.
PIPES TO YOU.
THANKS, PIPES.
YOU KNOW, MIKE'S
A LUCKY PORTUGUEE, SILVA.
QUITA'S THE NAME.
OK, QUITA.
LET'S GET GOING.
MIKE WILL BE HERE IN A MINUTE.
OK, PIPES.
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
MIKE MASCARENHAS
IS GETTING MARRIED.
NO!
FOR SURE, HE IS!
GOOD, GOOD.
FIX THEM UP GOOD
BECAUSE IT'S FOR MIKE.
HE'S GETTING
MARRIED.
OH, YES?
SURE!
WHAT'S HAPPENED?
MIKE GET MARRIED!
HUH?
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE BIGGEST, BEST WEDDING
YOU EVER SEE.
ABSOLUTELY INDEED.
YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO
BE MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN ANYTHING ELSE?
THE BRIDE! OH, WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER.
HA HA HA!
HEY, MIKE.
YEAH?
OH, GEE, THAT'S GOOD.
I WANT A WHOLE LOT OF THAT.
HA HA! AND I WANT EVERYBODY
COME TO THE WEDDING!
ALL MY FRIENDS. YEAH.
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
MIKE MASCARENHAS GET MARRIED.
OH, YOU LIKE IT?
COME ON, LET'S GO.
[LAUGHTER]
YEAH. HA HA HA!
WHAT DO YOU THINK--
ALL RIGHT?
MIKE,
YOU LOOK GOOD.
YEAH.
I SMELL GOOD, TOO.
WHAT IS IT?
HUH. WHAT AIN'T IT?
EVERYTHING MIXED
TOGETHER.
HEY, WHY DO YOU
LAUGH, YOU?
HELLO, MIKE.
OH...
OH...
YOU LOOK LOVELY.
EH, PIPES?
YEAH.
EVERYTHING
READY, MIKE?
OH, ABSOLUTELY,
INDEED.
WELL, COME ON THEN.
LET'S GO.
YEAH.
OH, QUITA,
THIS IS
MY FRIEND FISHBONE.
HOW DO YOU DO?
WHAT DID I
TELL YOU, HUH?
OH, THIS IS
JOSE MARIA.
OH, AND THIS IS
JUAN DE DAYUSH,
AND VARQUEZ.
ANTONIO!
[MAN SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
[PLAYING MUSIC AND SINGING
IN PORTUGUESE]
[LAUGHTER]
LA LA LA LA LA
HA HA! BY GOD,
SHE'S GOOD!
GREAT PARTY, HUH?
HEY, COME ON!
PLAY PORTUGUESE MUSIC!
EVERYBODY DANCE, HUH?
OH, YEAH!
EVERYBODY BE HAPPY.
YOU WANT TO DANCE,
MIKE?
OH, NO, NO, QUITA.
I NO CAN DANCE.
SAY, IF I CAN DANCE
WITH MY LOOKS,
I'D GIVE UP FISHING,
AND I BE--
WHAT DO YOU CALL?
GIGOLO. HA HA!
HA HA HA!
SAY,
PIPES, YOU DANCE WITH QUITA, HUH?
[MAN SPEAKING
PORTUGUESE]
HA HA HA!
IS VERY
FUNNY, MIKE, EH?
[DRUNKENLY]
HMM?
VERY FUNNY.
YEAH.
YEAH, IS VERY FUNNY.
HEY, MIKE, YOU DRINK
TOO MUCH VINO.
YOU ARE
TOO FULL, MIKE.
WHO...
ME?
YEAH.
NOBODY EVER SAY MIKE
TOO FULL.
I AM INSULTED.
HMM...
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
[LAUGHTER]
[HICCUP]
I'LL GO.
WANT IN, MIKE?
YES.
[MAN SINGING
IN PORTUGUESE]
PIPES.
YOU KNOW...
[WHISPERING]
I think I drink too much vino.
NO.
YEAH.
WHERE IS QUITA?
SHE'S OUT THERE.
YOU THINK
SHE SEEN ME?
NO, NO.
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU DON'T TELL HER.
No.
THAT'S GOOD.
UH...
OH, GEE, I...
I FEEL SLEEPY.
[YAWN]
YOU KNOW, THAT VINO
IS MAKING ME VERY SLEEPY.
I--I THINK I TAKE
A LITTLE NAP, HUH?
AND THEN WE HAVE
MORE GOOD TIME, HUH?
[MUMBLING SLEEPILY]
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF HIM, QUITA.
THAT'S MY JOB NOW,
ISN'T IT?
YEAH.
HEY!
[MUSIC AND SINGING
STOPS]
PARTY'S OVER, FOLKS.
[PEOPLE ALL TALKING
AT ONCE]
NICE--NICE PARTY, PIPES.
NICE PARTY.
[DOOR CLOSES]
THANKS, PIPES.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
QUITA.
I GUESS I'LL BE
SHOVING OFF.
YOU KNOW...
MIKE DON'T DO THA VERY OFTEN.
HE--WELL, OH,
HE'S A SWELL GUY,
AND HE DIDN' MEAN TO--
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE.
HE'S HAPPY. THAT'S
ALL THAT COUNTS.
MIKE'S
A LUCKY PORTUGUEE.
[SNORING]
[MAN SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING!
OH, GOOD MORNING,
MRS. MASCARENHAS.
GOOD MORNING.
NICE DAY, HUH?
Quita: YES, IT IS.
YOUR HUSBAND--
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BACK TODAY, HUH?
YES. THEY'RE GETTING IN
THIS AFTERNOON.
HMM. MUST HAVE CATCH
LOTS OF FISH.
HE ONLY STAY AWAY
3 WEEKS.
MIKE'S
A GOOD FISHERMAN.
HA HA! WITH SUCH
A BRIDE LIKE YOU WAITING FOR HIM,
HE MAYBE EARLY
COME HOME. HA HA!
YOU SEE HER, HUH?
[SHOUTING]
THERE SHE IS!
HELLO, QUITA!
THERE. YOU SEE HER,
PIPES?
SAY, PIPES, YOU KNOW
ALWAYS I MAKE BLUFF ABOUT WOMAN,
BUT REALLY THIS THE FIRST TIME
I EVER HAVE GIRL WAIT FOR ME.
BY GOLLY,
SHE'S GOOD FEELING.
I GOT YOU, MIKE.
YOU KNOW,
THEY ALWAYS SAY,
"MIKE MASCARENHAS--
HE NO CAN GET WOMANS, HUH?"
WAIT TILL THEY SEE ME WALK UP
AND DOWN THE STREET WITH QUITA, HUH?
HA HA! YOU KNOW,
I NO CAN WAIT FOR TO GET FISH UNLOAD.
COME ON, BOYS!
GET THE LINES READY! MAKE FAST!
HEY, QUITA!
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
HELLO, MIKE.
HELLO.
HELLO, QUITA!
PIPES! PIPES!
OH, HELLO!
I'LL SEE YOU WHEN
I GET THROUGH WORK!
COME ON, GANG!
LET'S GET BUSY ON THIS HATCH!
HURRY IT UP!
ALL RIGHT, MIKE,
CANNERY'S WAITING FOR YOU.
HEY, JUST TAKE A LOOK.
YOU EVER SEE ANYONE
LOOK MORE PRETTY?
HA HA HA!
MARRYING MIKE MASCARENHAS IS
THE MEDICINE WHAT YOU NEED.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE,
LET'S GET UNLOADED.
SAY, I HAVE 100 TONS
FOR YOU ON THE WHARF IN TWO HOURS.
WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME, QUITA?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU
RIGHT AWAY.
WELL, HOW'D YOU DO,
MIKE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
HOW'D I DO? WE DO WONDERFUL!
I CATCH 18,000 FISH
IN FIRST HOUR!
YOU'RE SURE LUCKY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LUCK?
I'M THE BEST FISHERMAN IN THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.
ALL RIGHT,
TAKE ME AWAY.
LET HER GO, NOW.
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
COME ON, BOYS,
GET BUSY, WILL YOU?
I DON'T WANT YOU
HANGING AROUND THAT WAY!
HEY, PIPES, GET BUSY
OVER THERE NOW!
EVERYONE,
TAKE THOSE HATCHES OFF!
THERE. THAT'S GOOD.
HOW YOU DOING
OVER THERE?
HEY, PIPES, COME ON.
WHAT'S HOLDING YOU UP?
KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.
OH, COME ON, HURRY UP,
NOW! WE GOT GIRLS WAITING FOR US!
I'LL BE THERE!
HEY, GO ON, GO ON.
GET THOSE LINES OVER THERE.
LET'S HAVE
THE BASKET!
ALL RIGHT, LADS,
LET'S HAVE IT.
COME ON, BOYS, LET'S
SHOW THEM HOW QUICK WE CAN UNLOAD.
COME ON,
MAKE FAST, WILL YOU? SNAPPY, EVERYBODY.
TAKE IT EASY!
EASY!
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S HAVE IT.
Mike: HEY,
FISHBONE, LOOK OUT!
[LAUGHTER]
HA HA HA! HEY,
FISHBONE, I TOLD YOU
FOR TO LOOK OU FOR YOURSELF!
SAY, NOW, YOU STICK TO FISHING, OR
I TELL EEZIE WEEZIE ON YOU!
ESSIE WESSIE.
YEAH, OOZIE WOOZIE.
HEY, CHIEF,
YOU GO DOWN BELOW AND HELP PIPES.
HOW ARE YOU?
HOW ARE YOU, HUH?
HOW YOU DOING? HOW GOES?
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
Man: FINE.
HA HA HA!
HELLO THERE!
HELLO, MIKE!
HOW ARE YOU?
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
HA HA! HELLO!
HOW'S THE BABY?
ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S GOING TO BE
SOME MORE,
YOU KNOW THAT?
SURE. RIGHT.
MMM, BOY, THAT'S
GOOD. HA HA!
HEY, PIPES!
PIPES, COME HERE!
OH, BOY, HUH?
HA HA!
THESE LOOK GOOD,
HUH?
IT'S ALMOST READY
FOR TO EAT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S
VERY FUNNY THING, PIPES.
EVERY TIME I HAVE
VACATION,
I LIKE TO GO OU FISHING.
YOU KNOW,
THE CHANGE-- SHE DO US BOTH GOOD.
HA HA HA! SAY,
WHERE'S QUITA?
SHE'S DOWN ON THE BEACH
A WAYS.
WELL, YOU GO
GET HER, HUH?
YEAH.
ONE SLICE FROM THIS,
AND YOU'LL LIF YOUR BIG SISTER.
YOU DON'T CARE
WHAT HAPPENS.
HUNGRY, QUITA?
NOT VERY.
MIKE HAS SUPPER
READY.
GETTING
KIND OF CLOUDY.
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
[SOBBING]
I'VE TRIED, PIPES.
HONEST I HAVE.
I'VE TRIED,
BUT I CAN'T.
CAN'T WHAT?
I CAN'T GO ON
WITH MIKE.
DOES HE KNOW HOW
YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?
NO...
FOR THAT'S
THE TROUBLE.
I CAN'T TELL HIM.
WHAT?
THAT I'M IN LOVE
WITH YOU.
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
PIPES,
I--I CAN'T GO.
WE'VE GOT TO GO,
QUITA.
HEY, WHERE YOU WAS?
I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER COME.
COME. SHE'S ALL READY NOW.
OH, BOY.
MMM!
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE BEST FISH
I EVER TASTED.
I WONDER IF I TASTE SO GOOD
TO THE SHARK, HUH?
HA HA HA! HERE,
I HELP YOU, QUITA.
THERE YOU ARE.
OH, YOU'LL NEVER TASTE
ANYTHING MORE BETTER.
IT'S WONDERFUL!
AH, YOU HAVE A LITTLE MORE.
HERE, PIPES.
THIS SPECIAL GOOD.
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
HEY, GUY,
TAKE THE WHEEL.
EEZIE WEEZIE.
ESSIE WESSIE'S
HER NAME!
HEY, PIPES,
WAKE UP THERE!
THAT'S NO WAY
TO SEE FISH!
COME DOWN HERE!
HEY, JOE, GO UP THERE
AND TAKE HIS PLACE.
HEY, PIPES, WHAT IS
WRONG WITH YOU?
ALWAYS DREAMING.
YOU GOT GAL ON YOUR MIND, HUH?
NO.
OH, NOW YOU DON' TELL ME. I--
NO, MIKE.
I WAS THINKING.
WELL, THIS IS
MY LAST TRIP.
WHAT?
YEP, I'M GETTING OFF
AT MAZATLAN.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
NO. I'M GOING TO
SHIP OUT OF THERE ON A FREIGHTER.
OH, NO. SAY,
YOU DON'T MEAN--
YOU CAN'T DO
ANYTHING LIKE--
WHY, WE'LL MISS YOU!
YOU KNOW,
QUITA--SHE'LL MISS YOU, TOO.
OH, NO.
YOU KNOW, WE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY NOW.
WELL, I GOT TO GO
SOMETIME.
OH, YEAH, SOMETIME,
BUT NOT NOW.
HEY, PIPES,
YOU KNOW, I'M--I'M WORRIED ABOUT QUITA.
YOU KNOW, LAST NIGH SHE--SHE ACT VERY FUNNY TO ME.
OH, I KNOW, MIKE,
BUT THIS TIME I'M GOING.
OH, NO, NOW,
YOU DON'T GO.
I HEAR YOU TALK
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
NO, I'M GOING,
I TELL YOU.
TUNA! TUNA!
WHERE?
OVER THERE WHERE
THE BIRDS ARE.
Mike: COME ON,
GET BUSY.
COME ON, BOYS!
GET YOUR FISHING TACKLE OUT!
COME ON,
GET BUSY, EVERYBODY.
HEY, GUYS,
KILL THE ENGINES. BACK HER DOWN.
HEY, GE THE BRIDGE READY.
COME ON, PULL IT IN
STRONG, HUH?
HEY, WE'RE GOING TO GE A BIG HAUL THIS TIME, HUH?
Man: HELP HIM THERE!
I SEE HIM COMING.
A BIG ONE'S COMING.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO CATCH FISH
BIGGER THAN YOU ARE WITH ONE POLE?
THERE'S SOME MORE
THAT WILL GET PULLED OUT.
COME ON. CATCH WITH TWO POLES.
HEY. YOU GOT THE HOOK
TOO MUCH OPEN.
BEND HIM BACK.
YOU'RE LOSING TOO MUCH FISH.
HOLD IT STEADY.
NOW YOU'VE GOT IT NOW.
PULL HIM UP NOW, WILL YOU?
DON'T LET HIM GET HIS HEAD DOWN!
PULL IT! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
HA HA HA!
AH, YOU GOT HIM.
THAT'S-A BOY. PULL!
HEY, MacWILLIAMS,
WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE WATER?
NOW YOU STOP
BEATING THOSE FISH.
YOU MAKE TOO MUCH BLOOD ALREADY.
YOU KNOW, WE GOT ENOUGH SHARKS WITHOUT GETTING MORE.
HEY, FISHBONE.
FISHBONE, COME UP HERE!
GO GET SOME OF THOSE
FISH BACK HERE.
OK, BOSS.
HA HA HA! THAT FISH JUS MISSED ME, HUH?
HEY, JIMMY,
MacWILLIAMS!
LOOK! GET THOSE FISH
OUT OF THERE, WILL YOU?
THEY'RE GETTING
ALL SMASHED UP. GET THEM DOWN HERE.
WE GOT 10, 12 TONS
WE GOT NOW ALREADY.
HOW MUCH THERE?
ONE HOUR, HUH?
SHARK! SHARK!
TIGER SHARK!
[GUNSHOTS]
PUT IT IN THERE!
KEEP IT AWAY FROM US!
HOLD ON, FRED.
HOLD IT!
[SHOUTING]
HOLD ON TO THA LINE, FRED!
HOLD THAT SHARK.
KEEP IT AWAY
FROM THEM.
HOLD ON, FRED.
DON'T GO OVER!
HOLD ON TO THA LINE, FRED!
HOLD THAT SHARK.
OH! SLACK OFF ON--
LOOK OUT!
GET SOME PLIERS.
OH!
HURRY UP!
HERE
YOU ARE.
COME ON, PIPES.
COME WITH ME. GET ME FIRST-AID BOX!
THERE. NOW LET ME
PUT YOU RIGHT UP.
GO ON NOW.
EASY, BOY.
EASY. COME ON.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
COME ON. GE YOUR HANDS DOWN.
OH, BOY. SHE'S
IN PRETTY DEEP.
ALL RIGHT, THEN
LET'S GET IT OUT!
GO ON. GET HOLD
OF HIS HANDS.
OH, NEVER MIND
MY HANDS. GET IT OUT!
THERE.
UH!
OH!
OHH!
SAY, GUY,
GET THOSE ENGINES GOING.
WE'VE GOT TO
GO TO SAN DIEGO.
WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM HOME.
THERE.
TAKE IT EASY.
WATCH HIM.
RIGHT IN THERE
IN THE BEDROOM.
TAKE IT EASY.
I NO CAN FIX HIM MYSELF,
DOC, SO I THINK I'D BETTER WAIT FOR YOU, HUH?
DON'T GE EXCITED, MIKE.
OH, QUITA! QUITA,
THE DOC IS HERE.
I WANT SOME TOWELS
AND HOT WATER.
THEY'RE ALL READY.
AND I'LL NEED
SOME HELP.
HERE. I GIVE YOU HELP.
I CAN DO THIS.
ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD.
YEAH, BUT I
WANT TO HELP, TOO.
WON'T NEED
YOU, MIKE.
BUT I WANT TO,
DOC.
DON'T NEED YOU,
MIKE.
HUH.
I DON'T KNOW.
HERE, HERE.
STEADY NOW.
DOCTOR, HE--
HE'S GOING TO
BE ALL RIGHT.
HE'S GOING TO
BE ALL RIGHT.
NOT GOING TO
BE ABLE TO HELP MUCH THAT WAY.
YES, I CAN.
ALL RIGHT.
GET THE WATER.
[DOOR OPENS]
HOW HE IS, DOC?
HUH?
HE'S ALL RIGHT, HUH?
OH, SURE, SURE.
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU HEAR THAT?
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
HE'LL HAVE
A BEAUTY SPOT ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK.
YOU GOT A DRINK,
MIKE?
YEAH, SURE! SURE.
SAY, WHAT WE
DO NOW, HUH?
OH, JUST WATCH HIM,
YOU KNOW.
YEAH?
LOOK OU FOR POISONING. UH-HUH.
HE'LL BE UP
IN 4 OR 5 DAYS.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD. 4 OR 5 DAYS, HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE.
SHE'LL DO.
HMM.
AND KEEP THAT DRESSING WET,
YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW, WET.
EVERY 3 HOURS. YOU KNOW
WHERE TO REACH ME.
Mike: SAY, DOC.
WHAT?
YOU KNOW, I WANT PIPES
TO HAVE EVERYTHING WHAT IS BEST.
SURE, SURE. HE'S
GETTING IT, ISN'T HE?
DIDN'T YOU
SEND FOR ME?
GOT A CIGAR,
MIKE?
YEAH, SURE, DOC.
THERE YOU ARE.
NOW REMEMBER, DOC,
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS.
IT MAKE NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.
I WANT PIPES TO HAVE EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW?
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
LAST YEAR, MIKE?
OH, SURE. SAY, I ALWAYS
MAKE GOOD MONEY.
LAST YEAR, I MAKE 4--
WELL, LAST YEAR,
I DON'T DO SO GOOD.
[LAUGHTER]
WELL, I HOPE BUSINESS
IMPROVES, MIKE.
YEAH?
YEAH. YOU'LL BE
SMOKING BETTER CIGARS.
I'LL SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING.
YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU
AGAIN, DOC.
GOOD NIGHT,
MIKE.
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT,
FISHBONE.
GOOD NIGHT, MIKE.
GOOD NIGHT.
HE'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
HA HA!
SHH.
SHH.
QUITA.
YES, DEAR?
DON'T GO.
I WON'T, DEAR.
GO TO SLEEP NOW.
Pipes:
OH, HARDER.
HARDER
THAN THAT.
BUT ANYHOW, YOU LAUGH.
YOU NO GOT EMPTY FACES
LIKE A FISHNET.
YOU GOT SOME MORE
GOOD TRICKS? EASY ONES.
I LIKE TO SHOW THEM
TO GIRLS.
SURE.
TRY THAT.
THAT'S GOOD ONE.
THERE YOU ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOK FOR YOU.
I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO--
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
[COUGHING]
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
[MOANING]
Mike: HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HIM, HUH?
HE TRIED MY
CIGARETTE TRICK.
OH. HEY, FISHBONE.
COME HERE.
NOW, I'M SURPRISED
SMART MAN LIKE YOU TRY DUMB TRICK LIKE THAT.
GO ON OUT.
HURRY UP NOW.
YOU GO DOWN TO DOCK
AND GET THOSE ENGINE READY.
YOU KNOW, BE READY
FOR TO LEAVE 2:00.
AND TELL PEDRO
TO HAVE PLENTY OF WATER ON BOARD.
AND T--
WAIT A MINUTE.
HEY, PIPES.
YOU ALL RIGHT, HUH?
FINE. I-I'M
ALL SET TO GO.
OH. SURE?
SURE. IT'LL
DO ME GOOD.
OH, SURE,
IT'D DO YOU GOOD. I KNOW THAT.
YOU KNOW, HE'S FUNNY
FELLOW, THIS PIPES. I KNOW HIM LIKE BOOK.
ALWAYS GOT TO MOVE.
JUST 6 DAYS ON SHORE, AND ALREADY HE WANT TO GO.
YOU KNOW, LAST CRUISE,
HE TELL ME HE GET OFF THE BOAT BY MAZATLAN.
WHY, IF HE DON' GET HOOK IN HIS NECK,
HE GO AWAY FOR GOOD
AND MAYBE WE DON'T SEE HIM NO MORE.
NOW, WHAT YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT, HUH, QUITA?
OH, BUT, MIKE,
HE CAN'T GO. THE DOCTOR--
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
I CAN HANDLE THE LINE AS GOOD AS ANYBODY.
OH, NO. YOU
NO HANDLE NO LINE. I DO THE FISHING.
YOU WEAR OUT THE SEA OF YOUR PANTS.
MIKE, I'M GOING, TOO.
WHAT?
PLEASE, MIKE. YOU'VE
ASKED ME BEFORE.
YOU? YOU WANT TO
GO ON BOAT WITH ME?
YES, I DO.
WELL!
GEE, THAT'S GOOD IDEA!
IT'S GREAT!
IT'S SO GOOD IDEA,
I DON'T KNOW WHY I NO
THINK ABOUT IT MYSELF.
ABSOLUTELY, INDEED.
YOU GO.
YOU GO PACK THINGS,
AND WE HURRY, HUH?
HEY, FISHBONE, YOU FIX UP
EVERYTHING FIRST CLASS.
BE READY FOR TO LEAVE
AT 2:00.
[PERIODIC GUNSHOTS]
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
THEY'VE GOT HALF DOLLARS
DOWN IN MEXICO.
ARE YOU GOING TO
TAKE THAT ONE WITH YOU?
YEP.
THEN IT'S TRUE WHAT MIKE SAID,
ABOUT YOUR LEAVING THE BOAT.
YOU WERE GOING.
YEAH.
WITHOUT EVEN
SAYING GOOD-BYE.
WITHOUT...
WITHOUT ANYTHING.
LISTEN,
IF I HAD STOPPED TO SAY GOOD-BYE,
I NEVER
WOULD HAVE GONE.
ISN'T THAT BETTER
THAN SITTING AROUND LOOKING AT EACH OTHER,
WONDERING, DRIVING
OURSELVES CRAZY?
OH, WHY?
OH, IT'S ROTTEN.
YOU MEAN
LOVING EACH OTHER?
NO. YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
MIKE GOT THAT HOOK
SAVING MY SKIN.
I KNOW THAT.
AND I KNOW WHA HE DID FOR ME.
BUT THAT'S OVER.
IT'S WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
NOTHING.
DOES THAT GO, PIPES?
THAT GOES.
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
OH, PIPES.
IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
I COULD TAKE THAT.
THIS WAY...
IN THE DAYTIME,
IT ISN'T SO BAD.
I CAN SEE THINGS--
THE SKY THROUGH THE WINDOW.
YOU, SOMETIMES.
BUT AT NIGHT,
THERE'S NOTHING.
JUST THE DARKNESS
AND HIM.
THINKING OF YOU
ALL THE TIME.
CAN'T YOU SEE?
I'M SORRY. I--
SORRY? IS THAT ALL
YOU CAN SAY?
ARE YOU WILLING
TO LET IT GO AT THAT?
QUITA, PLEASE!
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
HE MIGHT AS WELL FIND OUT NOW.
IT ISN'T EVEN FAIR
TO HIM THIS WAY. I...
[GUNSHOTS STOP]
OH, PIPES, DEAR.
Pipes: MIKE, I--
MIKE! IT WASN' HIS FAULT.
IT WAS--
MIKE, YOU CAN' SETTLE THINGS THAT WAY.
DON'T YOU SEE?
DON'T YOU SEE?
MMM.
YES, I SEE.
YEAH. I SEE LOTS OF THINGS NOW
I NEVER SEE BEFORE.
YEAH!
I SEE HOW TO SETTLE THIS, TOO.
YES!
Quita: MIKE!
PIPE DOWN.
LISTEN! LISTEN.
Quita: MIKE!
HEY, MIKE.
Mike: GO BACK.
GO BACK.
[DOOR SLAMS]
PIPES.
COME ON. I'LL
FIX ALL THIS.
MIKE! WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
COME WITH ME.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
MIKE, I--
MIKE!
NO, DON'T!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HUH?
I TOOK HIM FROM
THERE ONE TIME.
NOW I PUT HIM
BACK AGAIN.
MIKE, YOU CAN' SETTLE THINGS THAT WAY!
HUH?
NO.
I DON' SETTLE THINGS.
THERE!
SEE THA FELLOW OUT THERE?
THEY SETTLE THINGS.
YEAH. THEY
TOOK MY HAND AND GIVE ME THIS.
THEY TOOK YOUR FATHER
AND GIVE ME YOU.
THEY SETTLE EVERYTHING.
THEY SETTLE HIM!
MIKE, YOU'RE CRAZY!
JOSE! JIM!
Mike: YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE
FOOL OUT OF ME, HUH?
WELL, I SHOW YOU.
THERE. THEY SHOW YOU. HA HA!
THERE, YOU WHITE-BELLIED
DEVILS, YOU.
FISH OF THE DEVIL!
THERE. COME!
TAKE HIM! TAKE HIM!
FOR YOU! HE'S YOUR KIND.
HA HA!
TAKE HIM! HA HA HA!
GO ON--UH!
MIKE!
MIKE!
DOWN THERE. HURRY!
HURRY!
[SHOUTING]
THROW A ROPE!
QUICK! SOMEBODY
GET HIS ARM.
[MEN SHOUTING]
IT'S MOVING. HURRY UP!
[GUNSHOTS]
LOOK OU FOR THAT ONE, MIKE!
MIKE, TAKE HOLD
OF THIS OAR.
THANK YOU.
THE SHARK, THEY
DON'T GET YOU, HUH?
NO, MIKE.
I'M SORRY.
YOU SORRY, HUH?
WITH WOMANS,
I DON'T DO SO GOOD.
NO, NO, MIKE.
OH, NO.
I KNOW HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT HIM.
IF I DON'T HAVE YOU,
IT'S MORE BETTER THIS WAY.
THE SHARK...
THEY SETTLE EVERYTHING.
HMM.
THESE TWO TIMES,
MIKE GIVE HIMSELF FOR BAIT.
HE'S GOOD BAIT, TOO.
IS MORE BETTER THAN YOU.
HE'S THE BEST BAIT IN THE WHOLE
PACIFIC OCEAN.
HA HA!
UHH.
FIRST THEY--
THEY GOT MY HAND,
BUT NOW...
I--I DON'T GO TO HEAVEN NOW.
MIKE, YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO--
OH, I DON'T STAY HERE.
THAT'S SURE.
HEY.
I BET WHEN ST. PETER,
HE FIND OUT I DON'T COME UP,
HE SEND DOWN FOR ME
SPECIAL.
YEAH. AND 100% OR NO,
I BET I CATCH MORE FISH THAN ANYBODY UP THERE.
SURE, YOU WILL, MIKE.
[QUITA CRYING]
OH, QUITA,
DON'T DO THAT.
NOW STOP IT. NO.
YES, MIKE.
THAT'S BETTER.
HEY.
THEY WRITE SONG
ABOUT ME NOW, HUH?
EH...
THERE--THIS SON
OF THE DESER [HUMMING ABDUL ABULBUL AMIR]
AND MIKE MASCARENHAS ABULBUL
THAT'S GOOD, HUH?
HA HA!
THAT'S GOOD.
THANKS, MIKE.
HELLO, ST. PETER.
OH, NO. YOU--YOU DON' HAVE TO LOOK IN THE BOOK.
JUST YOU LISTEN.
YOU HEAR THAT?
THAT'S ME--
MIKE MASCARENHAS,
THE BEST FISHERMAN
IN THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.
ABSOLUTELY, INDEED.