Triangle of Sadness (2022) Movie Script
1
Truly? Can you do that?
Thanks
Welcome
What do we have here?
Hello, how are you? -
Did your parents support you to be a model?
Yes, right from the start
- Even your father?
- Yes. Why? -
In a field where you earn
three times less than women
And full of gays who
want to fuck you?
.Fabulous
Lewis Taylor with my dear friend.
What is your name?...
My dear friend Carl, how are you?
I'm good
These are auditions for a
scorned or smiling brand?
I do not know
The smiling brand is cheap.
The more the brand
raises the price of its
products, the more the
customer feels despicable
For example, If a person wants to be no
different from others, he should pay more.
- This is a despised brand!
- Well done! I'm happy for you -
If you get the job, you wear nice
clothes and make the customer feel mean
Show us how mean the customer would feel
come on
Come on, Carl, you can do it.
Well done, don't talk to me!
I'm a arrogant,
self-obsessed Aryan man
I only care about what matches
my image reflected in the world
wait
Suddenly, what I wear is so
much cheaper! We are H&M
They all gathered!
Join the happy, smiling,
colorful and cheap family
Tag friendship, tag everyone is equal,
tag happy life, tag stop climate change
no
I'm sorry, my dears,
that I did not notice
that you were wearing
clothes from Balenciaga
We are strong and mighty and above
all. Show me a look at Balenciaga
Attention, I think we're
back at H&M again
Yes! "We're kidding and our clothes
are cheap." And they're happy about that
Yes! Get close to each other
Let's go back to Balenciaga.
More evil than ever
Our products are expensive!
Yes. "Don't you approach us."
and H&M
Balenciaga
and H&M
Balenciaga
and H&M
Give me a standing
ovation! You are talented!
You are so talented, Karl!
Welcome
Is that you?
- Yes.
- We hardly recognize you.
- When was this perfume ad?
- When was it? -
.yes
Three years ago, and
the other about a year later
Good, that means you pass auditions
.Yes
Would you take a walk?
Walk fast without smiling and don't stop
Good
Would you repeat that?
Good
Fashion is no longer superficial
It's the substance that matters today.
Think of a song you love as you walk
look at me
- Can you do this?
- Yes. Am I thinking of a rhythm? -
Yes.
start
Maybe he needs Botox?
Would you release the "grief triangle"?
The area between your eyebrows?
a little later
Good. And open your mouth to relax more
So many. lock it up a bit
Well thank you very much
Thanks
!next one
Hello Hello -
"Feminism"
"Feminism"
// Triangle of sadness //
"and
Sorry, there is an error
These seats are reserved
Will you sit somewhere else?
but what? -
- These are our seats.
- No.
- She's coming!
We want these seats.
I'll take you a little further.
- Listen.
- Hurry up, they're coming.
Come on, let's go.
- Come with me.
We need to empty your seats
- Thank you very much.
- Excuse me.
Welcome, welcome.
We are sorry that this error occurred
And Gunilla?
Sorry, we're four.
We need a fourth seat
attention! Please everyone.
Move seat to the right
All of you, move a seat to the right
come on
All of you, move a seat to the right
.excellent. Thank you all
Where do I sit? - Sorry? -
There's no place for me here.
- Upstairs is a seat.
"Everyone is equal"
"Now"
"Act Now"
"Love Now"
"A new climate invades the world"
"A new climate invades the fashion world"
"Satire disguised as optimism"
"Women First"
"Satire disguised as optimism"
"No to violence"
Thank you, sir
Thank you, darling
how nice you are
Did you like the restaurant?
Isn't it a little uncomfortable?
- little -
What?
I didn't know you thought so much
No, I'm not like this.
all is well
Come on. I see something
is wrong. talk to me
no, only when you say
when you say "thank you baby" like this
You leave me no choice but to pay the bill.
that's something I noticed in you
We can share the bill if you want.
- No, no.
I'll take out the calculator and start.
- No, there's no need for that.
How many glasses of wine did you drink?
Three cups more than me?
- That's not what I meant.
- I think we're equal.
forgotten? You said last night that you
You're going to pay the
bill for tonight's dinner.
At the end of dinner,
I said, "Thank you.
See you tomorrow, and
the account is on me."
No, but you took the bill and thought
you wanted to pay, so I thanked you
But she's been here for a while.
- I haven't seen her.
Didn't you see her?
I
No, I didn't see her. I
didn't notice it was there
We had a great time
Didn't you see the bill
when he put it on the table?
No, Carl
The waiter put it right in the
middle and you didn't see it?
I'm serious about my question
Why do you say that?
What do you do?
No, wait. sit down
I'm trying to understand what I did wrong
are you serious
Sit down, please
You object to my non-payment!
No, it's not like that.
- Yes.
no, I just noticed - why are
you so obsessed with money?-
I'm not obsessed with it. Will you sit
down? I'm not obsessed with money
It was just a simple
note. Will you sit down?
- No. What do you do?
- There is nothing wrong -
- You're paying now after...
- Stop it, Carl.
What do you do?
- Leave the money.
No, I will pay.
I didn't say that to
get you paid. please
sorry
Are you having a good time?
.Yes. Thanks
Thank you, Yaya
I regret what I said.
Why? I earn more than you
sorry
Your card hasn't been read.
Do you have another?
Would you try it again?
Tried it twice
I'm sorry we don't accept this.
- Take me!
- Hold on, Carl! wait -
- I'll pay!
You don't have enough money. take
Do you accept this? - .yes -
Thank you so much
I find it difficult and
even crazy to talk about it
I mean the money order
It's very sensitive. is not it?
I find it not interesting
to talk about money.
OK, but why?
I don't know but it's not sexy
Aren't we racist?
At the restaurant, your
card was out of balance
You are unfair,
Carl. I always pay
I don't mean you yourself. I'm
talking about women in general
I'm generous, so I ask my girlfriends
yes, you're generous but you
But what?
We lock ourselves in
two roles that I hate. I
don't want to be the man
and you to be the woman
I want us to be good friends
I don't want to sleep with my best friend.
- No, not that.
You don't understand what I'm trying to say
We don't have to fall into the sexual
platitudes that everyone falls into
I want us to be equal
Excuse me, sir.
You have to fight. - Whoops? -
If you love her, you have to fight.
I've been through what you're going through
If you don't struggle, you'll be her slave.
Frankly, Yaya, I enjoy
taking you to dinner
But after a while, I feel like
you're taking advantage of me.
Am i using you?
just tell you how I feel but
No, wait. If we remember
last week... there is a moment
Are you serious?
I bought you this shirt and invited
you to dinner while you slept in my hotel
You got the shirt for free,
and you didn't pay for dinner
My card was not read
There's a cash machine in the
lobby. I'll give you your money back
It doesn't matter
I was going to get your money back.
I thought you wanted your
money now before we fuck.
Do you intend to return my money to me?
- .yes -
truly? - .yes -
Why did you get the 50 euros back then?
I saw that your money was
not enough for the bill, so I paid it
And instead of giving me the 50
euros, you put them back in your bag.
I remember what happened
What do you do?
What is wrong with you?
Don't do this to me.
Don't do this to me, Yaya!
Don't do this to me!
Don't give me money like that!
Damn your childish behavior!
- I'm not crazy here!
- Shut up! Don't blame me again -
What are you doing with my money?
Your money? Lord, it is not
a question of who money is
it's not a question
It's not a question of money, Yaya!
No, it's a question
of money. Who is it?
You don't understand.
Money is not the problem
I'll give you back this 50
euros! I'll give you 100 euros!
Truly? - I'm serious now.
Money is not the problem.
Why don't you get this?
Get my point!
It's not the money that's the problem.
This must be a hallucination! I
want equality between us, Yaya!
could be dangerous
Fuck feminism
The dialed number is switched off or
What did you do?
I tried to sleep in a
chair - how was that?-
I `m back
How about you? what did you do?
I walked down the hall and
And I wrote you many letters.
- Too many.
Did you read it? - .yes -
- It was a trifle.
- Yeah.
I am excellent at
deal
I did it without a second thought
well, love you -
I'm glad you say that to me.
This is generous of you
Good
Ask me whatever you want
Are you sure?
.yes
In the restaurant
Bill
What about it?
You didn't take it on purpose, did you?
.Yes, of course -
Does that bother you?
no
But you earn more than me.
It's not a question of money.
- You said you'd pay.
It doesn't matter who earns more
What is important then?
what if
I got pregnant
Mona?
What if I got pregnant
and couldn't keep working
I must be sure. I'm with
someone who will take care of me.
Other than that, I'm wasting my time.
You don't like working in a
restaurant or in a store, do you?
I don't mean to offend you.
I'm a model baby, I won't quit
my job unless I get an award
Aren't you thinking of something else?
other than
Increasing the number of
subscribers to our page on Instagram
That's a good reason, isn't it?
- Indeed -
We like each other, it's in our favour.
- Yeah.
Nothing else? - no -
I bet on this
Good
Well Well -
We'll see
You will fall in love with me
It will be true love
truly? - .yes -
Forget about the prize looks
and you will love me
"Part Two: The Yacht"
The success of a luxury cruise
ship depends on two main moments
The first hours of passengers on board
And their last day on board
If we astonish them at these
times, the journey will be successful
I don't want to hear
No need to open the solarium
because they will leave after breakfast
no
I want you to be active every morning
No fake excuses
Not even for the last hour
I want all the time to hear "Your
command, sir! My command, madam!"
even if they ask for
something forbidden or
.Unicorn
Your command, sir! I command you, madam!
Yes
I know what service to others is.
I know what you're going through
But I want you to behave all the time.
Hold on
and remember
if all goes well
to the end of the journey
maybe you'll take
Generous tip!
cash! cash
cash
Who's on board, Alicia?
!no
Room service!
- No, thanks!
Do I clean the room?
- no thank you -
Shall I come back in 30 minutes?
No, a little later.
- After an hour?
- Will you come back later? -
Well, I'll come back
later. Sorry to bother you.
I caught it
Hello Hello -
How are you, Red Mario?
- I'm good -
We will receive the rich as we should
You guys should shine!
What?
no thing
Hello Hello -
What do you do? - what? -
Are you talking to the crew?
.yes
Why are you talking to them?
- just say hello to him.
You smiled at him as you greeted him
What if? -..This -
We're here together, Yaya, don't do that.
What you mean?
if I smile at the sexy hostess
Do you find it sexy?
no, but if it's hot and you see it
And I smiled at her, laughed and greeted
her. You wouldn't have accepted this
Has it changed on me? - no -
no? -..not at all. Just -
look at your body
he's ridiculously handsome
but - do you think he's handsome?-
.yes
What about you? -! yes -
Are you kidding me?
I said he was handsome.
But you shouldn't have
answered me so quickly.
.forget it
How can I help you, sir?
- There is something.
- At your command? -
On board, crew
member without shirt
truly? - Yes, they smoke.
I sincerely apologize to
you. This is unacceptable
behavior -...yeah,
a little. just wanted -
You don't have to, I'll deal
with them. I apologize to you
It's not important.
But it's not acceptable.
I wanted to let you know
without making any problems
- Thank you, and it won't happen again.
- All right. Thanks -
(Alicia)?)
A shirtless crew member on board
shirtless? - .yes -
sorry
at your service?
Would you show me your engagement ring?
- ! Yes, of course. Sure.
- Thank you.
Certainly
It's beautiful
24 karat gold set with a 0.9 carat diamond
And four diamonds on the sides of the ring
- It's a very beautiful ring.
- Yes. how beautiful it is -
Should I wear it to see it on the hand?
Good
- If you don't mind.
- No, not at all.
It is a very beautiful
diamond, it is flawless
How much is it?
This ring is worth 28 thousand euros
Latte with almond milk to the front
O captain?
Yes?
It's safety training time
No, I'm not feeling well now.
Should I ask the doctor?
- No, I'll get better.
Tell my assistant to take over
I'll see you later
(Abigail, would you take the tray?)
.baby, nutella chocolate
another image
Look!
- Don't you eat pasta?
- Sorry? -
Won't you eat pasta?
No, I have a gluten allergy
This is for pictures
only, it's Effective.
Good
Do you gain from this?
Champagne, sir? - White wine -
Do I gain from it? -..Good -
It depends. He gives
us things for free
like this trip
Good. Her beauty. Paying
for tickets isn't that bad, is it?
- That's good.
- We can say that.
This is correct
How beautiful the two of you are.
- They are really beautiful.
- Not bad.
- Thank you.
And you, what do you do?
I sell shit
Sorry? - I sell dung.
- I sell agricultural
fertilizer!
This is amazing
You have to learn to be in
the right place, at the right time
For me, Eastern Europe...
in the late '80s and early '90s
I started some work at this time
.80s
Can I keep this? - .yes -
Thanks
love you thanks -
In the early '80s, I
was the only CEO
For a large company that
mixes agricultural fertilizers
One hundred thousand
pigs and two million chickens
My company had a little
monopoly on the market
They called me 'the king of shit'
I love that
And when you have money, you should
never put it aside. Do you understand me?
.You shouldn't leave money aside
So we reinvested that money
because companies
go bankrupt and shut down
In the dessert, there is tiramisu
Or a pannacotta, you both like them
- Choose you.
You take the pannacotta,
and I'll take the tiramisu
Good
Welcome
Cheers
My name is Clementine
And this is my husband, Winston
We are from Great Britain
My name is Clementine
And this is my husband,
Winston. I'm Winston.
We are from Great Britain
Ole, in den Fulken.
Hello, this is my wife, Therese
She understands you well.
She had a stroke. She suffers
from a language disorder
"The den Fulken"
Shall I open it up for you?
"in den"
"Inden Vulcan"
In den Vulken.
- In den Vulken.
"Vulcan"
"Vulcan"
Champagne, sir?
- no thank you -
What is the meaning of this?
- 'In the clouds' -
How sweet!
Bye girls
Take care of yourself
I'm glad you're happy
I hope to work with you again. It
was a pleasure working with you.
- We'll miss you.
- I'm more.
Take care of yourself
look
It's sad
He's confused
He's confused!
He's in big trouble.
Will he take a risk or will
he go back to his room?
Come on
Look
He'll try his luck!
This is amazing!
Wow!
sorry for the trouble
Would you do me a favour?
The girl who was going to
accompany me didn't come and
I'd like to take a picture, if you please.
Will you take a picture of me?
- .Yes, of course -
I'll stand there
sorry
this is good?
- Thank you very much.
- Hello.
Good night to you too -
Excuse me, sir?
Welcome
are you back
You can leave the beer out of your hand
What? - Leave the beer.
Good
Come stand between us
Well, would you mind if we take a
picture of the three of us together?-
I don't mind, at all.
Well Well -
- That's good!
Show our boobs, Yaya!
!Thank you so much
How good you are!
I'd like to show you something.
At the reception there are
Rolex watches for women.
We will go down there
and I will buy them for you.
No, thanks.
- I'd like.
This may sound funny, but
what you did to me affected me
so, I can
I am rich
I'm honest, I'm rich
How rich are you?
- I'm super rich.
I just sold my company
I'm not drunk. I'm not
feeling well, like I said
Is that bothering you?
Will you respect this?
Good evening, sir
Good evening, madam.
- Good evening.
Can you hear me, Paula?
(Thomas)?) - What? -
I wanted to know. When will you
be ready for the captain's dinner
the curse
I can't now.
- No, that's a question, Thomas.
When will you be able to dress up
and drop off and greet the passengers?
What is the weather forecast?
The weather is nice, Thomas... Tell
me when you will be able to do this.
Any day except Thursday
Thursday, all right?
- No, Thomas, it can't be Thursday.
The atmospheric pressure will decrease
on Thursday. Any day except Thursday
Good Thursday!
I'll come later to talk about today. Good?
-
Passengers have dinner
every evening. They
will have dinner on
Thursday evening as well
Is not it?
I want three glasses of your
most expensive champagne
Are these your friends?
- .yes -
You guys! Take care of these two girls
They are beautiful, kind and attentive
Treat them well!
Do you think they want champagne?
Make them five cups! five cups
- I love you, baby!
- Yes, yes!
come on! dance with Me
Come on! dance a little
- no, me!
- Come on! Do not be shy -
- I'm dancing.
- I don't dance.
Dance a little with me.
- No.
I don't dance. - Why? -
I don't like dancing
- Dancing bothers me.
- Well, as you wish.
(Carl?)
(Carl?)
Has it changed on me?
(Carl?)
Who is Karl?
What?
Aren't you Karl?
- No, I'm a faucet fixer.
I'm sorry for coming to your room,
but I came to get my tools back
Over here
This is inappropriate behavior
and what if
- What if my husband comes?
- Where is your husband? -
He should never leave a
girl as beautiful as you alone
It's too dangerous here.
He's at work
- He's at work all the time.
- Really? -
It's hot, isn't it?
- He's so hot.
You have to take it off. Yes
your husband pays me too much, so
I have to do my job perfectly
Check the tubes
Do you
is there a pipe here
clogged or everything is working?
Do you master your job?
- Yes, I'm good at it.
show me
What does a person regret
when he is on his death bed?
Turn the phone over.
70% of them regret their work a lot
And wasting their time
on their pointless work
Do you want to drink something?
- I want another champagne.
I was born into this life.
I can't change my
destiny... and when I think about it
I wonder why?
- Life isn't fair.
- Yeah.
We are all equal
That's right.
- Everyone is equal.
Do you wish for something?
- Sorry?
- Are you wondering about something? -
I do not know
Thank you for your
question, madam. But no
But what if today is
the last day of your life?
What would you like to do?
- I do not know -
Did you swim today?
- No, I didn't swim today.
Why don't you swim now?
This is my point of saying
That's very nice of you but we don't
have the right to swim during working hours
I want all the crew to
swim! I want you all to swim!
I feel like I want to have fun
We might be in trouble today if we swam
dilemma?
- Yes, the captain's dinner tonight.
I don't care. It won't take
you more than half an hour.
come on
You work a lot. Come on
I'll see what I can do, okay?
- Good -
!no. come back, please
Come back! I have a better idea
- Sit down.
Let's switch roles
Sorry? - Let's switch roles!
Swim in the pool, and
I'll go to the captain
come on
Enjoy the moment like me
but - Come on, come on -
- You want to do this?
- Yes, but -
Come on.
- But I'm going to get in trouble if-
You are forcing me to use violence on you.
it's my time to work and
- Shut up and get down!
I command you to enjoy the moment
Now now? -! please -
no no? -
No. - What? -
Did you refuse my request?
- ! no -
So you accepted? -! no -
Do you refuse or accept?
- I mean -
sorry, I mean
I mean
- Your order!
do not worry
Dimitri is going to buy this
yacht. Come on, get down
- OK, I'm going down!
- Quick! hi -
come on
I want a bottle of champagne
What is your name?...
Look at Miss Alicia!
- Bring her a bottle
of champagne!
(Danos)?) - Yes? -
I need your help. I want you to tell a
guest that the crew is not allowed to swim.
Why?
I said it's because of
the captain's dinner.
But she wants to talk
to the captain herself
I knocked on the door to Thomas'
room and he didn't answer me
Would you go to her and
tell her it's not possible?
- This will help me a lot.
- Can't you swim? -
.both
It's the easiest thing. But she
wants the whole crew to swim
It's not funny.
Why are you laughing, Eric?
What are you doing here?
- I'm on a break.
- Your break is over! back to work -
Your order.
This is going to take a
long time, and I'm in a hurry.
The chef is making dinner
and I need some time to
take a break, so go and
tell her it's not possible
Shall I go and turn down a
request for Russian idiots?
They are not stupid Russians,
they are rich Russians.
Same thing.
- Solve this problem first and then -
no! don't compose
Why? - Swim and do her bidding.
oh yahya
Hello, sir.
How do I help you?
- I was taking a look.
Want to see the cockpit?
- If that's possible!
- Sure! I'll call the assistant captain.
He's not doing anything right now.
Hey, would you show our guest the cockpit?-
Of course! Welcome to the cockpit
My name is Darius
nice to meet you
(Thomas?)
Can you hear me, Thomas?
Hello Hello -
Excuse me
I have a problem
Come on.
- I was in the solarium yesterday.
The sun was shining and
everything was perfect.
Then I saw the sails
the sails? - .yes -
And it was a little dirty.
.Yes. Yes
Hello?
Welcome
Yes, but the food will spoil like this.
Good. Farewell
Well guys, you're all going to swim.
Put on your swimwear and go to
the main pool as soon as you can
Hurry up! You will all swim
.Enjoy
Hey friends
Everyone out!
What are you doing there?
Put on your swimwear
and go to the pool
when? -! right Now -
Get out!
Put on a swimsuit. Everyone will swim
Okay.
- Come on.
What? - We'll swim.
Come on!
- We'll wear a swimsuit!
Good
(Thomas?)
(Thomas?)
Good afternoon
Hope you all have fun
before dinner tonight
We would like to inform
you that there has been
a slight change in the
time of the dinner party
The captain's dinner will be held at
8:30, not at 8:00 as in the program
I repeat, the captain's
dinner will be at 8:30
Thank you for your understanding
Why did you delay dinner?
.because the crew will swim
A Russian agent asked for this
- Skateboarding into the sea!
- Yeah.
- I have to see this.
Will you change your clothes first?
How are you, Alessandra?
My name is Alicia
OK. - Will you leave us? -
Come in with me
You should change your clothes.
- Let's go in and talk.
- No.
You are fine?
- I'm fine.
All right.
- We have four and a half hours.
Until dinner
Relax and take a nap.
I'll come in two hours
And we go together. We agreed?
What is with you?
Why are you so frightened? I'm fine if
truly? -..I'm fine by chance.
One hundred percent
(!Mohammed)! Come on! We have to go)
come on
I did well
!excellent
champagne
Are you having fun?
Yes
You stand here. They will enter from here
All right.
- Show me your suit.
Thank you, Paula.
- Are you ready? It's only a night.
Good
Stand by him, Darius, just
in case something happens.
Are you ready? - Thanks -
.Yes Yes -
Get ready to open the door
Get ready. open it
Good afternoon
Welcome to the captain's
dinner. Thank you.
A glass of champagne?
- Thank you very much -
Good afternoon. Welcome
to the captain's dinner
Hello.
Did you have a great day?
Welcome, madam.
Nice to meet you, good evening
Hello madam, how are you?
.Enjoy dinner
We hope you enjoy with us
Hello, sir.
Welcome.
Nice to meet you. Good evening.
Hello, sir.
- Jarmo Bjorkman.
There is a problem
I was in the solarium yesterday.
Well.
The sun was shining
and everything was perfect.
Then I saw the sails
the sails?
.Yes, the sails
And it was very dirty.
Will you wash it?
- I don't think it's possible, madam.
- Well, this boat is
powered by a motor.
We don't have sails.
Maybe the roof of the solarium?
Are you sure?
I am sure
There were bright white sails
In the travel brochure, right?
Indeed
He said she was there
(It was sails.
- Magnus said that?) -
.yes
oh yahya
, In this case
We will clean the sails
- Yes.
- Thank you.
- Yes.
- Thank you.
I'm sure we'll find a solution
Can I take you to your table?
- Good -
- Enjoy dinner.
- Thank you.
I'm Jarmo Bjorkman.
I'm at your table
Thank you. Welcome, Jarmo.
Are you at the captain's table?
- .yes -
Is this her? - Yes, please.
oh yahya
I don't program apps, I
write code to control the apps
I sell my code and skills to different
companies in the technology field
And the developers give me ideas
Please, sir
Good afternoon
For today's dinner, we serve you delicious
oysters accompanied by Russian caviar
- Peace and healing.
- Thank you.
What type of your company?
- It's a family business.
.for precision equipment industry
What are you doing?
Our products are used to enforce
democracy around the world
What kind of product is this?
In fact, our top
sellers are grenades
Sorry?
Grenades, my love.
Back in the day, improvised
explosive devices were used.
But the UN regulations spoiled everything
"improvised explosive device"
sorry
It's a rather complicated term.
Anti-personnel mine is called
These regulations have reduced
the value of our profits by 25%
It was a tough time.
But we got back up together, didn't we?
- Yes, and we still love each other.
- Let's have a toast to love.
love toast
love toast
no
Welcome, sir and madam
Sea urchin stewed
in seaweed liquid
It has black truffle,
caviar and chili oil
Rubbed with yuzu fruit sauce
- Peace and healing.
- Thank you.
Are you having a good time?
You're welcome, madam
Please, sir
You're welcome, madam
Do you suffer from seasickness?
- little -
You'd better eat, because seasickness
is worse and the stomach is empty
Welcome
We serve hamburger and fries to the captain
We offer you a special dish
Grilled and smoked octopus,
served with caramelized lemon
A beautiful rose from our rose.
With contentment and healing
I don't like classic dishes.
You are fine?
Hello ma'am
A little Sauvignon blanc?
- I want champagne.
I order you
!quickly
Cheers!
If you suffer from seasickness,
you'd better eat, madam
you are fine?
Are you okay, sir?
Please, sir
I'm good
sorry
you are fine? - no -
you are fine?
Oh my god!
sit
Darling
My dear!..Ma'am!
Drink water?
Champagne? No, don't drink champagne
drink water
.you will be fine. you will be fine
Don't leave me, Ludmila!
You are fine?
(Darius)?)
Looks like he's not well.
Do you suffer from seasickness, sir?
Do you feel pain in your chest?
grilled octopus - gingerbread candy?-
Thank you for coming.
Everyone keep calm, and sit down.
Wait for the main course, it's delicious
Ginger candy? Cure seasickness
Everyone calm down, it's all right
The restrooms are on the left.
- Sorry!
Let me pass. Are you okay? -
Move! All is well
Is it a stroke?
- I do not know-
Keep calm everyone!
Get the defibrillator!
Quick, Eric!
The den Falcon
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
- Clean up.
- Take a deep breath, sir.
Don't worry, madam.
- Hey... you're fine.
Use the hat
- I'm sorry, baby.
- No, you don't.
please enter
Thank you
I'll tell you a joke
Do you know how to know a communist?
He is someone who reads Marx and Lenin
And do you know how you
know the communist hater?
He is someone who
understands Marx and Lenin
The joke is for Ronald Reagan. It's funny
Don't argue with an idiot, 'cause
you'll come down to his level
And he will gain from his
experience.
Good
Ronald Reagan said, too
Socialism is only applied in
bliss, or where we don't need it
And in Hell, where it is already applied.
It's not bad.
- Well.
Wait, I keep one somewhere
I found it
"Growth for the sake of growth"
is the ideology of the cancer cell
It's Edward Abbey.
Listen to this.
The problem with
socialism is that, in the end
Spend other peoples money.
- Margaret Thatcher.
- You'll like this.
The last capitalist to be hanged
will be the one who sold us the rope
Good
God it
Good
Traditional joke
the most powerful
force in the world today is...
It is man's burning desire
for freedom and independence
- Kennedy.
- All right.
Freedom remains in a capitalist
society, as it was in ancient Greece
Freedom for the slaves.
- I know, Vladimir Lenin.
I studied it at school
Russian capitalist and American socialist!
On board a luxury yacht. At
a price of 250 million dollars
I did well
Drink, my friend!
You should back off. Come on
!drink
Concentrate. Concentrate.
Drink!
Is it red or black? - .black -
I did well. Is it red or black?
- Black.
- drink.
Is it red or black? - .black -
I did well
- Red.
- drink.
Is it red or black?
Red! - Drink, my friend!
You haven't guessed even one card.
obsolete
shit
I sell shit
I sell shit
Turd
The boat... will sink.
The boat will sink!
"The den Fulken"
- The den Falcon!
- Distress!
Mayday! The boat will sink
This is an emergency call.
The boat will sink!
Madam?
Are you okay, madam?
- The boat will not sink.
The new owner of the boat is talking to you
And while the socialist captain
He turns the rudder, sails toward Cuba
We'd like to talk to you about politics!
!Stop
- Calm down, I'll buy.
- I'm not a socialist.
I don't follow socialism, I follow Marxism
Actually, the choice is not yours.
It's like you're in a dictatorial
socialist system! You'll just hear
- You have no right
to interrupt my speech!
But I can lower my voice.
And I can raise it higher! higher
The new owner of the
boat is talking to you!
Dimitri!
- I'm back!
But you're my socialist.
- No, I'm not.
Karl Marx wrote the
Communist Manifesto. So you are
!no! no
You believe in the theory. you are ideal
The loudspeaker is working
I apologise, but while you
listen to us... I want to tell you
We are heading to
one of the tax havens
That's for sure
We all know that you resort to the lowest
possible taxes, and even evade taxes
You don't pay your taxes.
Stop your bullshit and pay your taxes
Pay your taxes!
Stop your bullshit and pay your taxes
This is a message from a
Russian capitalist bastard
I don't blame you for myself
As Marx used to say, "No
man-made thing is alien to me."
I understand that your
greed... is nothing but a result of
For your position in the
hierarchy, for financial needs
And for your outrageous wealth
But you can't be rich. Unless
the rest of the world is poor.
While you are immersed in pleasure,
the rest of the world is mired in poverty
It shouldn't be like this.
I know you are good deep down
You Russian capitalist bastard!
.You are good-hearted
I'm nothing but a Russian
bastard who sells shit
and I..not
I'm a socialist cheat. I'm a cheat
I'm a subscriber cheater because
I have a lot
I have so many joys in
my life... that I'm not even
I don't deserve to be called a "socialist."
I'm a cheater subscriber
Open
Is it locked? - .yes -
(Thomas?)
Open the door
- Open the door.
- I'm so sorry. I misbehaved -
We have to talk
Where is he going?
!open the door
We have to talk. open the door
(Thomas?)
Well, I'll do it.
I'll take care of it
be careful
Don't injure yourself
shit!
We talked about something very important.
It was a stupid thing on our part,
but it was a technical problem.
Go to your room and
rest and let's talk later
Relax, Paula
Thank you for your work.
I appreciate your sincerity
.you are excellent. I'm not fired
I am the new owner of the boat
Open the door!
I don't care how people see themselves.
Rare are those who, when they look
at the woman and say, "I see a beast."
Instead, they tell stories
To justify their actions
And here's it
Rich people weaken their conscience
to pay less taxes
And not to contribute to society
miserable
It exploded in front of my face. he got it
- Damn!
- Is that just what exploded? -
and this is?
that's!
- Shit!
The curse
I will read to you what I wrote
Come show me
I was seven years
old. When I walked into
the kitchen one day and
saw my mother crying
Martin Luther King was murdered
Two months later, the same thing
happened. Bobby Kennedy was killed
I did not know at the time that
the invisible thread that binds
Between Martin Luther King and
the Kennedy brothers and Malcolm X
It is my government that killed them.
Wait
Re-read this.
My government killed Martin
Luther King and Malcolm X
and
My government has killed good,
honest, democratic men in Chile
, and.
, and.
We and Great Britain
have divided the Middle East
By creating
geographical and artificial
borders. And giving rule
to dictators we control
"War" has become our
most profitable industry
Every bomb that explodes
brings in millions to its maker
We don't care where those bombs explode
Or seeing bereaved mothers. Or
the mutilated bodies of their children
Eugene Debs mentioned these
words in Canton, Ohio in 1918.
Since ancient times, wars have
been waged for conquest and plunder
It was always announced
by the ruling class by
sending. ' 'The ruling
class to the front rows.'
Hold the grenade
You have been persuaded of your
patriotic duty, to take part in the war
And to obey orders to break
through the enemy's ranks
'! When Wall Street screams:
'War!'! The press screams: 'War!'
Look
Isn't this one of our own making?
- ! no -
"..a few hours later"
Welcome
"first"
Help!
Shit!
come on
you are fine? - 'Ole' -
The den Falcon
The den Falcon
Who are you?
You
You
Wait
Wait
I'm talking
I? - Yes who are you? -
I'm working on the boat
Do you work on composite?
- .yes -
Where are your shirt and pants?
It's because... I was on a break.
I was sleeping and - I was on a break?-
Is there anything wrong?
- It's funny, I've never seen you.
- Calm down.
- I work in the machine room.
Machine room? - .yes -
And I never saw you either.
Does he work in the machine room?
No matter where he works,
would you calm down?
- You are fine?
- I'm calm, what's wrong with you? -
- Is there anyone else?
- Aren't you a pirate? -
- What about you? you are fine?
- .yes -
Because I'm brown to be a pirate?
Well, well.
- We didn't say that.
.You can cry on my shoulder.
He assaults me with his
big watch because I'm brown.
What is wrong with you?
- He didn't say anything about your colour.
- You treat him like he's a racist.
- I see it in his eyes.
Who are you?
My lord?
- I work in the machine room!
What? - sorry -
You must calm down
Don't make things worse.
Calm down and be positive
Does he work in the machine room?
There are many people.
We don't meet everyone
What's the problem then?
Please stop
Sorry, I'll take this back.
Say what you got.
- Stop.
speak
Yes, I saw you.
!my lord
"Part Three: The Island"
Slow down, slow down
not the same
The den Falcon
Don't shoot the flaming signals
It's the last one, don't waste it!
Our Father who art in
heaven... hallowed be your name
Amen!
Look!
What?
Look!
bad
Wake up, Yaya
Look!
Look!
It has water
- It's water.
- Yeah!
Is it closed? - .yes -
We need water, Paula!
- A little patience, sir!
Is there a person? - .yes -
calm down
Does she have water? - .yes -
Open!
It's Abigail! Get out, Abigail!
Mrs. Paula? - you are fine? -
What? - Open the hatch!
All right.
- We need water, Paula.
Mrs. Paula! What
do you have? Good!
Take out all these boxes.
Everyone calm down, we'll get water now.
Hurrah
There are chips for everyone
Chips? - .yes -
What are you doing?
What do you do? Come on
Just a moment. Take
a step back, please.
a little later
And the chips, Abigail.
Get everything out
We need food, Paula
And Evian water, too.
- I order you, Mrs. Paula.
I thank you
How many people are you? five?
One moment, you'll all take.
please enter
please
Save in the water
Are there other water boxes?
- No, that's it.
- What is this?
- It's sprayy. You can drink from it.
Spray in your mouth
so you don't miss a drop
Help yourself
The den Falcon
Well done!
You're crazy!
Did you hold it in her hand?
Well done Abigail!
I did well
What did you catch? Octopus?
Octopus - Well done! What now?-
She's sure
We should light a fire.
- Yeah, sure.
Does anyone know how to start a fire?
What? Does anyone know how to make a fire?-
no? -! both -
What? -! both -
We have to clean the octopus
Does anyone know how to clean an octopus?
What?
Octopus cleaning!
Does anyone know how to clean it?
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
Mine. to you
Mine
What?
What is this?
That's mine
- No, I mean the big pile. what is it?
- It's my share.
It's my lot. - All this? -
.yes
no
Why is your share big?
Why?
I'm the one who hunted him
- Well.
- I was the one who started the fire.
And the...?
- It was I who cooked it.
I'm the one who did it all
.everyone took a piece
no
No, we all worked
what did you do?
We collected wood for a fire
I moved the plank.
That plank was there.
We brought it here
It's not enough
Maybe, but we have to work together.
They don't know how to cook it
.exactly
Then you should be less
lazy and less dependent on me.
You seem to have forgotten that we are
both employees of a shipping company.
Do you remember?
I am responsible for
the safety of passengers
You must carry out my orders
We are working on a yacht. You
are in charge of the bathrooms
- You don't know how to deal with them.
- Which yacht? -
Where is the yacht?
Do you know, Abigail? I'm super rich
When we get back, I'll do whatever you want
I will make your life easier and happier
When do we come back? - .yes -
People will look for us
Do you think we'll be here forever?
How funny!
you were not trained for this. give me
Stop it, that's ridiculous.
You scare them, put
the stick out of your hand.
Who am I?
Who are you? - who am I? -
You are in charge of the bathrooms
no
I'm in charge of the restrooms
on the yacht. Here, I'm the captain
who am I?
leader
.Yes
who am I? - The leader.
I did well
Who am I handsome?
- The leader.
Who am I? - The leader.
Who am I? - The leader.
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who am I?
I'm cleaning on the
yacht. Here, I'm the captain
We agreed?
Take a piece
Thanks
I agree with you
I mean, we have to work together
We have to put together a good team.
We have to form a good community
Do you know that old saying?
From each according to his
ability. To each according to his need
Do you know him?
Mrs. Paula
With all due respect, for your
experience in such situations
I'd like to suggest
something, if you don't mind.
Help yourself
I suggest the guys stay here
And guard the fire
And they take care of the lady there
While you, Mrs. Paula,
sleep with me in the canoe
Abigail, look!
I'll give you my watch, Patch Philippe, in
exchange for a night's sleep in the canoe
It's worth $150,000.
Open to me, and I'll
give you an original Rolex.
I left the bag
What? - I left the bag.
What's in it?
"pretzel"
- We can't take it.
- I'll just take a look.
Great.
- No, we can't take it.
Wait
What are you doing? - Wait -
Probably
we punch a small hole in here
If we each take two,
you won't notice a thing
Well, let's try
Stop, that's enough
.excellent
Give Therese
I do not want
That's cool
Shall we take another piece?
- .yes -
what happened?
We made a mistake
Why?
We fell asleep
I don't have time to hunt now.
I have to light the fire again.
Making a fire is hard work
Yes, we know
Good
Well, let's start today.
Let's all go together
let's go
Well Well -
Wait, there's one more thing.
We left our backpack here yesterday
We are not sure
But we see that the "pretzel" is missing
You didn't eat it, did you?
- .both -
Are you sure? - .yes -
Are you accusing us?
I'm not accusing you,
I'm asking you because
What is this?
Not us. Not you. -
No. - Are you sure? -
We are sure
Are you absolutely sure?
- .yes -
- I think we should punish them.
- I order you, Mrs. Paula.
This is a heinous act
This is a really heinous act.
Good
You didn't guard the fire,
you stole from the pretzel?
And you lied
We deserved it.
You stole not from me
alone, but from everyone.
- How can we trust you now?
- Can I answer you? It's weird -
Let me say something...
Abigail because
What?
Don't raise your finger in
her face. Put your hands down
Okay, but I want to say
- Put your hands down.
What?
Your body language is so violent
What? - I won't give you food.
Go find food for you two
That's how you wrong us, Abigail!
- Put your hands down!
You don't understand a
thing! Put your hands down!
- I'm trying to defend myself!
- Don't defend yourself!
You made her suffer by defending yourself
Yahya!
Welcome
- What a beautiful fish!
We caught a lot
Is this for dinner? that's cool
Where did you catch her?
There, behind the rock.
- You're strong.
- Thank you.
Do you want help?
- Yes, get some Nutella.
Thanks
What?
!Foolish. leave me
I'm going to the boat now
Will you guard the fire, Mrs. Paula?
Good
As long as Carl doesn't eat anything,
he can sleep with me in the boat.
Good
can i come
Can we both come?
- No, you are alone.
Alright, I'll take the pretzel!
Hey!
You're overdoing it. If
you're going to take it, take it.
Why bother with it?
I'm coming! Just a moment
What will you do in the boat?
I do not know
don't act naive
I don't know what to do.
I'll do whatever she wants
truly? - .yes -
What do you want from you, do you think?
You are young and handsome. What
do you want from you, in your opinion?
- Give it to me.
- No!
- I'll return it.
- No, this is mine.
Take what you want and I'll give the rest
back. I don't want to sleep there anymore
- no! I want it.
- Tell me what to do then.
Can you tell me how to get past this?
(Yaya?)
Take advantage of her ego
Just
Laugh at her jokes and smile
Good
- Set limits.
And don't do anything sexual!
- No, I won't do anything sexual!
And don't do anything
you've prevented me from doing.
No, I won't do
anything to bother you.
No kisses or anything like that.
I think she's waiting for
something from me, Yaya
like what? - I do not know -
massage - a massage? -
I don't know. She must
be waiting for something.
Don't massage her!
She gave me a Pretzel
for you. I can't do anything.
!no, but -
I rub her neck. Do I rub her neck?-
Just her neck.
- well.
Good
- I love you so much.
- I hate you.
I understand you but I
coming
- See you later.
- Good morning.
- Good morning!
Wait, Yaya
I'll see you later
Pirate!
We caught it!
Gross
What?
What is this?
"Love Boat"
squish
Brave!
- See you!
Were you able to use all
your organs in your youth?
"Den Fulken"
Had sex to get a job? - no -
Are you lying to me? truly?
Once? You must tell me
where is she?
Give it to me!
Give me the whistle
What was that, pirate?
- I do not know -
What is there?
- They're hunting something.
No, don't go.
What?
no
Give it to me, Nelson
Are you sure?
It's female
Kill her
It's moving
What? - She's not dead.
She is not dead. It's moving
She didn't die
What are you doing?
Hit her again
Oh Jarmo!
.front of her head
.you passed
Jarmo the hunter!
The hunter
Live it! salute him
Donkey hunter! Come
Well, well.
- Donkey legend.
Thank you
Good
Killing a donkey might be a great feat.
But there is something greater
He drew it.
- Yeah, he drew it.
draw a donkey
Let's look at the
drawings. Who drew these?
I
His legs are very close.
This donkey wants to be controlled.
But he looks scared.
we want to tell this ass
don't lighten up
And let him go, and let
him frolic in the meadows
Wagging his tail
What are you doing, Karl? -
(Karl?) - What? -
What do you do with your hand?
Which of these?
Truly?
just put it on the chair
Why is your hand under her jacket?
What?
I don't know. My hand
was on the edge of the chair
I will ejaculate
I will ejaculate
- I can't focus.
- Oh, my God.
Do you know?
If this is difficult, tell
me. I don't have to.
No, I'm thinking about keeping this secret.
I can't stand this anymore
Obviously they don't
stand by what we're doing
if
We just have to tell them the truth.
You give me one thing, and in
return, I give you something else
Do you realize where this puts me?
no
Disclosure about being your lover
He won't make them accept
you, bartering sex for food
Come on, I don't want you to - Do
you know how much I do on the island?-
I hunt and set fire
- I know.
- I'm responsible for everyone.
I know. Sorry - doesn't this
allow me to gain an advantage?-
Yes, you are allowed
Well.
You deserve to be able
to do whatever you want.
It's ridiculous because they wouldn't
care what we do if we were related
Maybe we should tell them.
Maybe we should kiss each other
and hold hands in front of them
This will be easier.
And what about Yaya?
- I'll talk to Yaya.
I have to act mature.
I have to do it right
It would be better for her. What other
people around us say matters to her too.
Oh yahya. I do not know
You want me to break up with Yaya?
- no -
no?
The choice is yours, not mine
I'm not asking you to decide what
to do. I'm just asking for your opinion.
I know but that doesn't mean you
make me a third party in your relationship.
This is the best thing for you.
You have what you want. You
have no obligations or responsibilities
Why complicate everything?
Because I want to know
the end of this, Abigail
- Let's have fun.
- I want to straighten things out.
I do not want to be
I don't want to bother others anymore
Remember what you
told me on our first night?
Do you remember?
I'll make love to you in exchange for fish.
.exactly
And you know why this is so beautiful?
Why? - same to you?...-
Why?
- .because it's the truth -
Are you a pirate, Nelson?
stop
Good. If you were a
pirate, what would you want?
How much do you earn?
surely
I do not know
Maybe 3 thousand euros
In one compound? - .yes -
If we succeed
So you work on commission?
!Die
Is the customer who gets all the money?
Yes, but a pirate can earn
more if he has a vehicle
3 thousand euros...
.you are crazy
My girlfriend costs me a lot
What? Do you invest in your girlfriend?
.yes
should do the opposite
Invest in your business
and the girls will come to you
Good
- Believe me.
Welcome
Can I borrow a backpack?
(Abigail?)
- Yes.
What are you going to do, Yaya?
I'll explore the other side of the
mountain. Maybe I'll find something.
I will accompany you
It's okay, I can go alone.
No, Yaya, it's not safe to go
alone. I will accompany you
Good
Do you want me to accompany you?
- No, stay here.
I want us to be alone, me and her.
I'll take it
I'm so glad we're doing this together
and me too
I want to tell you that I like
everything you're doing here.
I have managed to establish
a matriarchal order! Abigail!
- She tamed the dominant elders.
- Yes.
Thanks
I really like you
We have to stay together
O my Lord
You will find it easier from here
"The den Fulken"
"The den Fulken"
"Gucci" or "Louis
Vuitton" or "Chanel" bag
same factory
Rolex watches,
sunglasses, and selfie sticks
"The den Fulken"
no no
Do you want the watch?
OK, it's time. hold it
You know the time
Madam
what do you want to say?
What do you want to say?
"The den Fulken"
No, no.
- I'm already married.
The den Falcon
yes?
I see something
What?
I can not hear you
Come quickly, Abigail!
I'm coming
Yaya!
- Abigail!
There is an elevator!
It's a resort, Abigail!
- What?
It's a resort!
come
It's a luxury resort!
It was there the whole time
It was there the whole time
Come
Come on, Abigail
Come
Let's enjoy the moment
Is this real? - .yes -
You must be eager to see your kids?
I have no children
sorry
Come on
I want to pee
All right.
- Then we go.
Good
(Abigail)?)
I will try to help you, Abigail
I don't know how but I
Maybe you can work for me
You can be my assistant
Truly? Can you do that?
Thanks
Welcome
What do we have here?
Hello, how are you? -
Did your parents support you to be a model?
Yes, right from the start
- Even your father?
- Yes. Why? -
In a field where you earn
three times less than women
And full of gays who
want to fuck you?
.Fabulous
Lewis Taylor with my dear friend.
What is your name?...
My dear friend Carl, how are you?
I'm good
These are auditions for a
scorned or smiling brand?
I do not know
The smiling brand is cheap.
The more the brand
raises the price of its
products, the more the
customer feels despicable
For example, If a person wants to be no
different from others, he should pay more.
- This is a despised brand!
- Well done! I'm happy for you -
If you get the job, you wear nice
clothes and make the customer feel mean
Show us how mean the customer would feel
come on
Come on, Carl, you can do it.
Well done, don't talk to me!
I'm a arrogant,
self-obsessed Aryan man
I only care about what matches
my image reflected in the world
wait
Suddenly, what I wear is so
much cheaper! We are H&M
They all gathered!
Join the happy, smiling,
colorful and cheap family
Tag friendship, tag everyone is equal,
tag happy life, tag stop climate change
no
I'm sorry, my dears,
that I did not notice
that you were wearing
clothes from Balenciaga
We are strong and mighty and above
all. Show me a look at Balenciaga
Attention, I think we're
back at H&M again
Yes! "We're kidding and our clothes
are cheap." And they're happy about that
Yes! Get close to each other
Let's go back to Balenciaga.
More evil than ever
Our products are expensive!
Yes. "Don't you approach us."
and H&M
Balenciaga
and H&M
Balenciaga
and H&M
Give me a standing
ovation! You are talented!
You are so talented, Karl!
Welcome
Is that you?
- Yes.
- We hardly recognize you.
- When was this perfume ad?
- When was it? -
.yes
Three years ago, and
the other about a year later
Good, that means you pass auditions
.Yes
Would you take a walk?
Walk fast without smiling and don't stop
Good
Would you repeat that?
Good
Fashion is no longer superficial
It's the substance that matters today.
Think of a song you love as you walk
look at me
- Can you do this?
- Yes. Am I thinking of a rhythm? -
Yes.
start
Maybe he needs Botox?
Would you release the "grief triangle"?
The area between your eyebrows?
a little later
Good. And open your mouth to relax more
So many. lock it up a bit
Well thank you very much
Thanks
!next one
Hello Hello -
"Feminism"
"Feminism"
// Triangle of sadness //
"and
Sorry, there is an error
These seats are reserved
Will you sit somewhere else?
but what? -
- These are our seats.
- No.
- She's coming!
We want these seats.
I'll take you a little further.
- Listen.
- Hurry up, they're coming.
Come on, let's go.
- Come with me.
We need to empty your seats
- Thank you very much.
- Excuse me.
Welcome, welcome.
We are sorry that this error occurred
And Gunilla?
Sorry, we're four.
We need a fourth seat
attention! Please everyone.
Move seat to the right
All of you, move a seat to the right
come on
All of you, move a seat to the right
.excellent. Thank you all
Where do I sit? - Sorry? -
There's no place for me here.
- Upstairs is a seat.
"Everyone is equal"
"Now"
"Act Now"
"Love Now"
"A new climate invades the world"
"A new climate invades the fashion world"
"Satire disguised as optimism"
"Women First"
"Satire disguised as optimism"
"No to violence"
Thank you, sir
Thank you, darling
how nice you are
Did you like the restaurant?
Isn't it a little uncomfortable?
- little -
What?
I didn't know you thought so much
No, I'm not like this.
all is well
Come on. I see something
is wrong. talk to me
no, only when you say
when you say "thank you baby" like this
You leave me no choice but to pay the bill.
that's something I noticed in you
We can share the bill if you want.
- No, no.
I'll take out the calculator and start.
- No, there's no need for that.
How many glasses of wine did you drink?
Three cups more than me?
- That's not what I meant.
- I think we're equal.
forgotten? You said last night that you
You're going to pay the
bill for tonight's dinner.
At the end of dinner,
I said, "Thank you.
See you tomorrow, and
the account is on me."
No, but you took the bill and thought
you wanted to pay, so I thanked you
But she's been here for a while.
- I haven't seen her.
Didn't you see her?
I
No, I didn't see her. I
didn't notice it was there
We had a great time
Didn't you see the bill
when he put it on the table?
No, Carl
The waiter put it right in the
middle and you didn't see it?
I'm serious about my question
Why do you say that?
What do you do?
No, wait. sit down
I'm trying to understand what I did wrong
are you serious
Sit down, please
You object to my non-payment!
No, it's not like that.
- Yes.
no, I just noticed - why are
you so obsessed with money?-
I'm not obsessed with it. Will you sit
down? I'm not obsessed with money
It was just a simple
note. Will you sit down?
- No. What do you do?
- There is nothing wrong -
- You're paying now after...
- Stop it, Carl.
What do you do?
- Leave the money.
No, I will pay.
I didn't say that to
get you paid. please
sorry
Are you having a good time?
.Yes. Thanks
Thank you, Yaya
I regret what I said.
Why? I earn more than you
sorry
Your card hasn't been read.
Do you have another?
Would you try it again?
Tried it twice
I'm sorry we don't accept this.
- Take me!
- Hold on, Carl! wait -
- I'll pay!
You don't have enough money. take
Do you accept this? - .yes -
Thank you so much
I find it difficult and
even crazy to talk about it
I mean the money order
It's very sensitive. is not it?
I find it not interesting
to talk about money.
OK, but why?
I don't know but it's not sexy
Aren't we racist?
At the restaurant, your
card was out of balance
You are unfair,
Carl. I always pay
I don't mean you yourself. I'm
talking about women in general
I'm generous, so I ask my girlfriends
yes, you're generous but you
But what?
We lock ourselves in
two roles that I hate. I
don't want to be the man
and you to be the woman
I want us to be good friends
I don't want to sleep with my best friend.
- No, not that.
You don't understand what I'm trying to say
We don't have to fall into the sexual
platitudes that everyone falls into
I want us to be equal
Excuse me, sir.
You have to fight. - Whoops? -
If you love her, you have to fight.
I've been through what you're going through
If you don't struggle, you'll be her slave.
Frankly, Yaya, I enjoy
taking you to dinner
But after a while, I feel like
you're taking advantage of me.
Am i using you?
just tell you how I feel but
No, wait. If we remember
last week... there is a moment
Are you serious?
I bought you this shirt and invited
you to dinner while you slept in my hotel
You got the shirt for free,
and you didn't pay for dinner
My card was not read
There's a cash machine in the
lobby. I'll give you your money back
It doesn't matter
I was going to get your money back.
I thought you wanted your
money now before we fuck.
Do you intend to return my money to me?
- .yes -
truly? - .yes -
Why did you get the 50 euros back then?
I saw that your money was
not enough for the bill, so I paid it
And instead of giving me the 50
euros, you put them back in your bag.
I remember what happened
What do you do?
What is wrong with you?
Don't do this to me.
Don't do this to me, Yaya!
Don't do this to me!
Don't give me money like that!
Damn your childish behavior!
- I'm not crazy here!
- Shut up! Don't blame me again -
What are you doing with my money?
Your money? Lord, it is not
a question of who money is
it's not a question
It's not a question of money, Yaya!
No, it's a question
of money. Who is it?
You don't understand.
Money is not the problem
I'll give you back this 50
euros! I'll give you 100 euros!
Truly? - I'm serious now.
Money is not the problem.
Why don't you get this?
Get my point!
It's not the money that's the problem.
This must be a hallucination! I
want equality between us, Yaya!
could be dangerous
Fuck feminism
The dialed number is switched off or
What did you do?
I tried to sleep in a
chair - how was that?-
I `m back
How about you? what did you do?
I walked down the hall and
And I wrote you many letters.
- Too many.
Did you read it? - .yes -
- It was a trifle.
- Yeah.
I am excellent at
deal
I did it without a second thought
well, love you -
I'm glad you say that to me.
This is generous of you
Good
Ask me whatever you want
Are you sure?
.yes
In the restaurant
Bill
What about it?
You didn't take it on purpose, did you?
.Yes, of course -
Does that bother you?
no
But you earn more than me.
It's not a question of money.
- You said you'd pay.
It doesn't matter who earns more
What is important then?
what if
I got pregnant
Mona?
What if I got pregnant
and couldn't keep working
I must be sure. I'm with
someone who will take care of me.
Other than that, I'm wasting my time.
You don't like working in a
restaurant or in a store, do you?
I don't mean to offend you.
I'm a model baby, I won't quit
my job unless I get an award
Aren't you thinking of something else?
other than
Increasing the number of
subscribers to our page on Instagram
That's a good reason, isn't it?
- Indeed -
We like each other, it's in our favour.
- Yeah.
Nothing else? - no -
I bet on this
Good
Well Well -
We'll see
You will fall in love with me
It will be true love
truly? - .yes -
Forget about the prize looks
and you will love me
"Part Two: The Yacht"
The success of a luxury cruise
ship depends on two main moments
The first hours of passengers on board
And their last day on board
If we astonish them at these
times, the journey will be successful
I don't want to hear
No need to open the solarium
because they will leave after breakfast
no
I want you to be active every morning
No fake excuses
Not even for the last hour
I want all the time to hear "Your
command, sir! My command, madam!"
even if they ask for
something forbidden or
.Unicorn
Your command, sir! I command you, madam!
Yes
I know what service to others is.
I know what you're going through
But I want you to behave all the time.
Hold on
and remember
if all goes well
to the end of the journey
maybe you'll take
Generous tip!
cash! cash
cash
Who's on board, Alicia?
!no
Room service!
- No, thanks!
Do I clean the room?
- no thank you -
Shall I come back in 30 minutes?
No, a little later.
- After an hour?
- Will you come back later? -
Well, I'll come back
later. Sorry to bother you.
I caught it
Hello Hello -
How are you, Red Mario?
- I'm good -
We will receive the rich as we should
You guys should shine!
What?
no thing
Hello Hello -
What do you do? - what? -
Are you talking to the crew?
.yes
Why are you talking to them?
- just say hello to him.
You smiled at him as you greeted him
What if? -..This -
We're here together, Yaya, don't do that.
What you mean?
if I smile at the sexy hostess
Do you find it sexy?
no, but if it's hot and you see it
And I smiled at her, laughed and greeted
her. You wouldn't have accepted this
Has it changed on me? - no -
no? -..not at all. Just -
look at your body
he's ridiculously handsome
but - do you think he's handsome?-
.yes
What about you? -! yes -
Are you kidding me?
I said he was handsome.
But you shouldn't have
answered me so quickly.
.forget it
How can I help you, sir?
- There is something.
- At your command? -
On board, crew
member without shirt
truly? - Yes, they smoke.
I sincerely apologize to
you. This is unacceptable
behavior -...yeah,
a little. just wanted -
You don't have to, I'll deal
with them. I apologize to you
It's not important.
But it's not acceptable.
I wanted to let you know
without making any problems
- Thank you, and it won't happen again.
- All right. Thanks -
(Alicia)?)
A shirtless crew member on board
shirtless? - .yes -
sorry
at your service?
Would you show me your engagement ring?
- ! Yes, of course. Sure.
- Thank you.
Certainly
It's beautiful
24 karat gold set with a 0.9 carat diamond
And four diamonds on the sides of the ring
- It's a very beautiful ring.
- Yes. how beautiful it is -
Should I wear it to see it on the hand?
Good
- If you don't mind.
- No, not at all.
It is a very beautiful
diamond, it is flawless
How much is it?
This ring is worth 28 thousand euros
Latte with almond milk to the front
O captain?
Yes?
It's safety training time
No, I'm not feeling well now.
Should I ask the doctor?
- No, I'll get better.
Tell my assistant to take over
I'll see you later
(Abigail, would you take the tray?)
.baby, nutella chocolate
another image
Look!
- Don't you eat pasta?
- Sorry? -
Won't you eat pasta?
No, I have a gluten allergy
This is for pictures
only, it's Effective.
Good
Do you gain from this?
Champagne, sir? - White wine -
Do I gain from it? -..Good -
It depends. He gives
us things for free
like this trip
Good. Her beauty. Paying
for tickets isn't that bad, is it?
- That's good.
- We can say that.
This is correct
How beautiful the two of you are.
- They are really beautiful.
- Not bad.
- Thank you.
And you, what do you do?
I sell shit
Sorry? - I sell dung.
- I sell agricultural
fertilizer!
This is amazing
You have to learn to be in
the right place, at the right time
For me, Eastern Europe...
in the late '80s and early '90s
I started some work at this time
.80s
Can I keep this? - .yes -
Thanks
love you thanks -
In the early '80s, I
was the only CEO
For a large company that
mixes agricultural fertilizers
One hundred thousand
pigs and two million chickens
My company had a little
monopoly on the market
They called me 'the king of shit'
I love that
And when you have money, you should
never put it aside. Do you understand me?
.You shouldn't leave money aside
So we reinvested that money
because companies
go bankrupt and shut down
In the dessert, there is tiramisu
Or a pannacotta, you both like them
- Choose you.
You take the pannacotta,
and I'll take the tiramisu
Good
Welcome
Cheers
My name is Clementine
And this is my husband, Winston
We are from Great Britain
My name is Clementine
And this is my husband,
Winston. I'm Winston.
We are from Great Britain
Ole, in den Fulken.
Hello, this is my wife, Therese
She understands you well.
She had a stroke. She suffers
from a language disorder
"The den Fulken"
Shall I open it up for you?
"in den"
"Inden Vulcan"
In den Vulken.
- In den Vulken.
"Vulcan"
"Vulcan"
Champagne, sir?
- no thank you -
What is the meaning of this?
- 'In the clouds' -
How sweet!
Bye girls
Take care of yourself
I'm glad you're happy
I hope to work with you again. It
was a pleasure working with you.
- We'll miss you.
- I'm more.
Take care of yourself
look
It's sad
He's confused
He's confused!
He's in big trouble.
Will he take a risk or will
he go back to his room?
Come on
Look
He'll try his luck!
This is amazing!
Wow!
sorry for the trouble
Would you do me a favour?
The girl who was going to
accompany me didn't come and
I'd like to take a picture, if you please.
Will you take a picture of me?
- .Yes, of course -
I'll stand there
sorry
this is good?
- Thank you very much.
- Hello.
Good night to you too -
Excuse me, sir?
Welcome
are you back
You can leave the beer out of your hand
What? - Leave the beer.
Good
Come stand between us
Well, would you mind if we take a
picture of the three of us together?-
I don't mind, at all.
Well Well -
- That's good!
Show our boobs, Yaya!
!Thank you so much
How good you are!
I'd like to show you something.
At the reception there are
Rolex watches for women.
We will go down there
and I will buy them for you.
No, thanks.
- I'd like.
This may sound funny, but
what you did to me affected me
so, I can
I am rich
I'm honest, I'm rich
How rich are you?
- I'm super rich.
I just sold my company
I'm not drunk. I'm not
feeling well, like I said
Is that bothering you?
Will you respect this?
Good evening, sir
Good evening, madam.
- Good evening.
Can you hear me, Paula?
(Thomas)?) - What? -
I wanted to know. When will you
be ready for the captain's dinner
the curse
I can't now.
- No, that's a question, Thomas.
When will you be able to dress up
and drop off and greet the passengers?
What is the weather forecast?
The weather is nice, Thomas... Tell
me when you will be able to do this.
Any day except Thursday
Thursday, all right?
- No, Thomas, it can't be Thursday.
The atmospheric pressure will decrease
on Thursday. Any day except Thursday
Good Thursday!
I'll come later to talk about today. Good?
-
Passengers have dinner
every evening. They
will have dinner on
Thursday evening as well
Is not it?
I want three glasses of your
most expensive champagne
Are these your friends?
- .yes -
You guys! Take care of these two girls
They are beautiful, kind and attentive
Treat them well!
Do you think they want champagne?
Make them five cups! five cups
- I love you, baby!
- Yes, yes!
come on! dance with Me
Come on! dance a little
- no, me!
- Come on! Do not be shy -
- I'm dancing.
- I don't dance.
Dance a little with me.
- No.
I don't dance. - Why? -
I don't like dancing
- Dancing bothers me.
- Well, as you wish.
(Carl?)
(Carl?)
Has it changed on me?
(Carl?)
Who is Karl?
What?
Aren't you Karl?
- No, I'm a faucet fixer.
I'm sorry for coming to your room,
but I came to get my tools back
Over here
This is inappropriate behavior
and what if
- What if my husband comes?
- Where is your husband? -
He should never leave a
girl as beautiful as you alone
It's too dangerous here.
He's at work
- He's at work all the time.
- Really? -
It's hot, isn't it?
- He's so hot.
You have to take it off. Yes
your husband pays me too much, so
I have to do my job perfectly
Check the tubes
Do you
is there a pipe here
clogged or everything is working?
Do you master your job?
- Yes, I'm good at it.
show me
What does a person regret
when he is on his death bed?
Turn the phone over.
70% of them regret their work a lot
And wasting their time
on their pointless work
Do you want to drink something?
- I want another champagne.
I was born into this life.
I can't change my
destiny... and when I think about it
I wonder why?
- Life isn't fair.
- Yeah.
We are all equal
That's right.
- Everyone is equal.
Do you wish for something?
- Sorry?
- Are you wondering about something? -
I do not know
Thank you for your
question, madam. But no
But what if today is
the last day of your life?
What would you like to do?
- I do not know -
Did you swim today?
- No, I didn't swim today.
Why don't you swim now?
This is my point of saying
That's very nice of you but we don't
have the right to swim during working hours
I want all the crew to
swim! I want you all to swim!
I feel like I want to have fun
We might be in trouble today if we swam
dilemma?
- Yes, the captain's dinner tonight.
I don't care. It won't take
you more than half an hour.
come on
You work a lot. Come on
I'll see what I can do, okay?
- Good -
!no. come back, please
Come back! I have a better idea
- Sit down.
Let's switch roles
Sorry? - Let's switch roles!
Swim in the pool, and
I'll go to the captain
come on
Enjoy the moment like me
but - Come on, come on -
- You want to do this?
- Yes, but -
Come on.
- But I'm going to get in trouble if-
You are forcing me to use violence on you.
it's my time to work and
- Shut up and get down!
I command you to enjoy the moment
Now now? -! please -
no no? -
No. - What? -
Did you refuse my request?
- ! no -
So you accepted? -! no -
Do you refuse or accept?
- I mean -
sorry, I mean
I mean
- Your order!
do not worry
Dimitri is going to buy this
yacht. Come on, get down
- OK, I'm going down!
- Quick! hi -
come on
I want a bottle of champagne
What is your name?...
Look at Miss Alicia!
- Bring her a bottle
of champagne!
(Danos)?) - Yes? -
I need your help. I want you to tell a
guest that the crew is not allowed to swim.
Why?
I said it's because of
the captain's dinner.
But she wants to talk
to the captain herself
I knocked on the door to Thomas'
room and he didn't answer me
Would you go to her and
tell her it's not possible?
- This will help me a lot.
- Can't you swim? -
.both
It's the easiest thing. But she
wants the whole crew to swim
It's not funny.
Why are you laughing, Eric?
What are you doing here?
- I'm on a break.
- Your break is over! back to work -
Your order.
This is going to take a
long time, and I'm in a hurry.
The chef is making dinner
and I need some time to
take a break, so go and
tell her it's not possible
Shall I go and turn down a
request for Russian idiots?
They are not stupid Russians,
they are rich Russians.
Same thing.
- Solve this problem first and then -
no! don't compose
Why? - Swim and do her bidding.
oh yahya
Hello, sir.
How do I help you?
- I was taking a look.
Want to see the cockpit?
- If that's possible!
- Sure! I'll call the assistant captain.
He's not doing anything right now.
Hey, would you show our guest the cockpit?-
Of course! Welcome to the cockpit
My name is Darius
nice to meet you
(Thomas?)
Can you hear me, Thomas?
Hello Hello -
Excuse me
I have a problem
Come on.
- I was in the solarium yesterday.
The sun was shining and
everything was perfect.
Then I saw the sails
the sails? - .yes -
And it was a little dirty.
.Yes. Yes
Hello?
Welcome
Yes, but the food will spoil like this.
Good. Farewell
Well guys, you're all going to swim.
Put on your swimwear and go to
the main pool as soon as you can
Hurry up! You will all swim
.Enjoy
Hey friends
Everyone out!
What are you doing there?
Put on your swimwear
and go to the pool
when? -! right Now -
Get out!
Put on a swimsuit. Everyone will swim
Okay.
- Come on.
What? - We'll swim.
Come on!
- We'll wear a swimsuit!
Good
(Thomas?)
(Thomas?)
Good afternoon
Hope you all have fun
before dinner tonight
We would like to inform
you that there has been
a slight change in the
time of the dinner party
The captain's dinner will be held at
8:30, not at 8:00 as in the program
I repeat, the captain's
dinner will be at 8:30
Thank you for your understanding
Why did you delay dinner?
.because the crew will swim
A Russian agent asked for this
- Skateboarding into the sea!
- Yeah.
- I have to see this.
Will you change your clothes first?
How are you, Alessandra?
My name is Alicia
OK. - Will you leave us? -
Come in with me
You should change your clothes.
- Let's go in and talk.
- No.
You are fine?
- I'm fine.
All right.
- We have four and a half hours.
Until dinner
Relax and take a nap.
I'll come in two hours
And we go together. We agreed?
What is with you?
Why are you so frightened? I'm fine if
truly? -..I'm fine by chance.
One hundred percent
(!Mohammed)! Come on! We have to go)
come on
I did well
!excellent
champagne
Are you having fun?
Yes
You stand here. They will enter from here
All right.
- Show me your suit.
Thank you, Paula.
- Are you ready? It's only a night.
Good
Stand by him, Darius, just
in case something happens.
Are you ready? - Thanks -
.Yes Yes -
Get ready to open the door
Get ready. open it
Good afternoon
Welcome to the captain's
dinner. Thank you.
A glass of champagne?
- Thank you very much -
Good afternoon. Welcome
to the captain's dinner
Hello.
Did you have a great day?
Welcome, madam.
Nice to meet you, good evening
Hello madam, how are you?
.Enjoy dinner
We hope you enjoy with us
Hello, sir.
Welcome.
Nice to meet you. Good evening.
Hello, sir.
- Jarmo Bjorkman.
There is a problem
I was in the solarium yesterday.
Well.
The sun was shining
and everything was perfect.
Then I saw the sails
the sails?
.Yes, the sails
And it was very dirty.
Will you wash it?
- I don't think it's possible, madam.
- Well, this boat is
powered by a motor.
We don't have sails.
Maybe the roof of the solarium?
Are you sure?
I am sure
There were bright white sails
In the travel brochure, right?
Indeed
He said she was there
(It was sails.
- Magnus said that?) -
.yes
oh yahya
, In this case
We will clean the sails
- Yes.
- Thank you.
- Yes.
- Thank you.
I'm sure we'll find a solution
Can I take you to your table?
- Good -
- Enjoy dinner.
- Thank you.
I'm Jarmo Bjorkman.
I'm at your table
Thank you. Welcome, Jarmo.
Are you at the captain's table?
- .yes -
Is this her? - Yes, please.
oh yahya
I don't program apps, I
write code to control the apps
I sell my code and skills to different
companies in the technology field
And the developers give me ideas
Please, sir
Good afternoon
For today's dinner, we serve you delicious
oysters accompanied by Russian caviar
- Peace and healing.
- Thank you.
What type of your company?
- It's a family business.
.for precision equipment industry
What are you doing?
Our products are used to enforce
democracy around the world
What kind of product is this?
In fact, our top
sellers are grenades
Sorry?
Grenades, my love.
Back in the day, improvised
explosive devices were used.
But the UN regulations spoiled everything
"improvised explosive device"
sorry
It's a rather complicated term.
Anti-personnel mine is called
These regulations have reduced
the value of our profits by 25%
It was a tough time.
But we got back up together, didn't we?
- Yes, and we still love each other.
- Let's have a toast to love.
love toast
love toast
no
Welcome, sir and madam
Sea urchin stewed
in seaweed liquid
It has black truffle,
caviar and chili oil
Rubbed with yuzu fruit sauce
- Peace and healing.
- Thank you.
Are you having a good time?
You're welcome, madam
Please, sir
You're welcome, madam
Do you suffer from seasickness?
- little -
You'd better eat, because seasickness
is worse and the stomach is empty
Welcome
We serve hamburger and fries to the captain
We offer you a special dish
Grilled and smoked octopus,
served with caramelized lemon
A beautiful rose from our rose.
With contentment and healing
I don't like classic dishes.
You are fine?
Hello ma'am
A little Sauvignon blanc?
- I want champagne.
I order you
!quickly
Cheers!
If you suffer from seasickness,
you'd better eat, madam
you are fine?
Are you okay, sir?
Please, sir
I'm good
sorry
you are fine? - no -
you are fine?
Oh my god!
sit
Darling
My dear!..Ma'am!
Drink water?
Champagne? No, don't drink champagne
drink water
.you will be fine. you will be fine
Don't leave me, Ludmila!
You are fine?
(Darius)?)
Looks like he's not well.
Do you suffer from seasickness, sir?
Do you feel pain in your chest?
grilled octopus - gingerbread candy?-
Thank you for coming.
Everyone keep calm, and sit down.
Wait for the main course, it's delicious
Ginger candy? Cure seasickness
Everyone calm down, it's all right
The restrooms are on the left.
- Sorry!
Let me pass. Are you okay? -
Move! All is well
Is it a stroke?
- I do not know-
Keep calm everyone!
Get the defibrillator!
Quick, Eric!
The den Falcon
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
- Clean up.
- Take a deep breath, sir.
Don't worry, madam.
- Hey... you're fine.
Use the hat
- I'm sorry, baby.
- No, you don't.
please enter
Thank you
I'll tell you a joke
Do you know how to know a communist?
He is someone who reads Marx and Lenin
And do you know how you
know the communist hater?
He is someone who
understands Marx and Lenin
The joke is for Ronald Reagan. It's funny
Don't argue with an idiot, 'cause
you'll come down to his level
And he will gain from his
experience.
Good
Ronald Reagan said, too
Socialism is only applied in
bliss, or where we don't need it
And in Hell, where it is already applied.
It's not bad.
- Well.
Wait, I keep one somewhere
I found it
"Growth for the sake of growth"
is the ideology of the cancer cell
It's Edward Abbey.
Listen to this.
The problem with
socialism is that, in the end
Spend other peoples money.
- Margaret Thatcher.
- You'll like this.
The last capitalist to be hanged
will be the one who sold us the rope
Good
God it
Good
Traditional joke
the most powerful
force in the world today is...
It is man's burning desire
for freedom and independence
- Kennedy.
- All right.
Freedom remains in a capitalist
society, as it was in ancient Greece
Freedom for the slaves.
- I know, Vladimir Lenin.
I studied it at school
Russian capitalist and American socialist!
On board a luxury yacht. At
a price of 250 million dollars
I did well
Drink, my friend!
You should back off. Come on
!drink
Concentrate. Concentrate.
Drink!
Is it red or black? - .black -
I did well. Is it red or black?
- Black.
- drink.
Is it red or black? - .black -
I did well
- Red.
- drink.
Is it red or black?
Red! - Drink, my friend!
You haven't guessed even one card.
obsolete
shit
I sell shit
I sell shit
Turd
The boat... will sink.
The boat will sink!
"The den Fulken"
- The den Falcon!
- Distress!
Mayday! The boat will sink
This is an emergency call.
The boat will sink!
Madam?
Are you okay, madam?
- The boat will not sink.
The new owner of the boat is talking to you
And while the socialist captain
He turns the rudder, sails toward Cuba
We'd like to talk to you about politics!
!Stop
- Calm down, I'll buy.
- I'm not a socialist.
I don't follow socialism, I follow Marxism
Actually, the choice is not yours.
It's like you're in a dictatorial
socialist system! You'll just hear
- You have no right
to interrupt my speech!
But I can lower my voice.
And I can raise it higher! higher
The new owner of the
boat is talking to you!
Dimitri!
- I'm back!
But you're my socialist.
- No, I'm not.
Karl Marx wrote the
Communist Manifesto. So you are
!no! no
You believe in the theory. you are ideal
The loudspeaker is working
I apologise, but while you
listen to us... I want to tell you
We are heading to
one of the tax havens
That's for sure
We all know that you resort to the lowest
possible taxes, and even evade taxes
You don't pay your taxes.
Stop your bullshit and pay your taxes
Pay your taxes!
Stop your bullshit and pay your taxes
This is a message from a
Russian capitalist bastard
I don't blame you for myself
As Marx used to say, "No
man-made thing is alien to me."
I understand that your
greed... is nothing but a result of
For your position in the
hierarchy, for financial needs
And for your outrageous wealth
But you can't be rich. Unless
the rest of the world is poor.
While you are immersed in pleasure,
the rest of the world is mired in poverty
It shouldn't be like this.
I know you are good deep down
You Russian capitalist bastard!
.You are good-hearted
I'm nothing but a Russian
bastard who sells shit
and I..not
I'm a socialist cheat. I'm a cheat
I'm a subscriber cheater because
I have a lot
I have so many joys in
my life... that I'm not even
I don't deserve to be called a "socialist."
I'm a cheater subscriber
Open
Is it locked? - .yes -
(Thomas?)
Open the door
- Open the door.
- I'm so sorry. I misbehaved -
We have to talk
Where is he going?
!open the door
We have to talk. open the door
(Thomas?)
Well, I'll do it.
I'll take care of it
be careful
Don't injure yourself
shit!
We talked about something very important.
It was a stupid thing on our part,
but it was a technical problem.
Go to your room and
rest and let's talk later
Relax, Paula
Thank you for your work.
I appreciate your sincerity
.you are excellent. I'm not fired
I am the new owner of the boat
Open the door!
I don't care how people see themselves.
Rare are those who, when they look
at the woman and say, "I see a beast."
Instead, they tell stories
To justify their actions
And here's it
Rich people weaken their conscience
to pay less taxes
And not to contribute to society
miserable
It exploded in front of my face. he got it
- Damn!
- Is that just what exploded? -
and this is?
that's!
- Shit!
The curse
I will read to you what I wrote
Come show me
I was seven years
old. When I walked into
the kitchen one day and
saw my mother crying
Martin Luther King was murdered
Two months later, the same thing
happened. Bobby Kennedy was killed
I did not know at the time that
the invisible thread that binds
Between Martin Luther King and
the Kennedy brothers and Malcolm X
It is my government that killed them.
Wait
Re-read this.
My government killed Martin
Luther King and Malcolm X
and
My government has killed good,
honest, democratic men in Chile
, and.
, and.
We and Great Britain
have divided the Middle East
By creating
geographical and artificial
borders. And giving rule
to dictators we control
"War" has become our
most profitable industry
Every bomb that explodes
brings in millions to its maker
We don't care where those bombs explode
Or seeing bereaved mothers. Or
the mutilated bodies of their children
Eugene Debs mentioned these
words in Canton, Ohio in 1918.
Since ancient times, wars have
been waged for conquest and plunder
It was always announced
by the ruling class by
sending. ' 'The ruling
class to the front rows.'
Hold the grenade
You have been persuaded of your
patriotic duty, to take part in the war
And to obey orders to break
through the enemy's ranks
'! When Wall Street screams:
'War!'! The press screams: 'War!'
Look
Isn't this one of our own making?
- ! no -
"..a few hours later"
Welcome
"first"
Help!
Shit!
come on
you are fine? - 'Ole' -
The den Falcon
The den Falcon
Who are you?
You
You
Wait
Wait
I'm talking
I? - Yes who are you? -
I'm working on the boat
Do you work on composite?
- .yes -
Where are your shirt and pants?
It's because... I was on a break.
I was sleeping and - I was on a break?-
Is there anything wrong?
- It's funny, I've never seen you.
- Calm down.
- I work in the machine room.
Machine room? - .yes -
And I never saw you either.
Does he work in the machine room?
No matter where he works,
would you calm down?
- You are fine?
- I'm calm, what's wrong with you? -
- Is there anyone else?
- Aren't you a pirate? -
- What about you? you are fine?
- .yes -
Because I'm brown to be a pirate?
Well, well.
- We didn't say that.
.You can cry on my shoulder.
He assaults me with his
big watch because I'm brown.
What is wrong with you?
- He didn't say anything about your colour.
- You treat him like he's a racist.
- I see it in his eyes.
Who are you?
My lord?
- I work in the machine room!
What? - sorry -
You must calm down
Don't make things worse.
Calm down and be positive
Does he work in the machine room?
There are many people.
We don't meet everyone
What's the problem then?
Please stop
Sorry, I'll take this back.
Say what you got.
- Stop.
speak
Yes, I saw you.
!my lord
"Part Three: The Island"
Slow down, slow down
not the same
The den Falcon
Don't shoot the flaming signals
It's the last one, don't waste it!
Our Father who art in
heaven... hallowed be your name
Amen!
Look!
What?
Look!
bad
Wake up, Yaya
Look!
Look!
It has water
- It's water.
- Yeah!
Is it closed? - .yes -
We need water, Paula!
- A little patience, sir!
Is there a person? - .yes -
calm down
Does she have water? - .yes -
Open!
It's Abigail! Get out, Abigail!
Mrs. Paula? - you are fine? -
What? - Open the hatch!
All right.
- We need water, Paula.
Mrs. Paula! What
do you have? Good!
Take out all these boxes.
Everyone calm down, we'll get water now.
Hurrah
There are chips for everyone
Chips? - .yes -
What are you doing?
What do you do? Come on
Just a moment. Take
a step back, please.
a little later
And the chips, Abigail.
Get everything out
We need food, Paula
And Evian water, too.
- I order you, Mrs. Paula.
I thank you
How many people are you? five?
One moment, you'll all take.
please enter
please
Save in the water
Are there other water boxes?
- No, that's it.
- What is this?
- It's sprayy. You can drink from it.
Spray in your mouth
so you don't miss a drop
Help yourself
The den Falcon
Well done!
You're crazy!
Did you hold it in her hand?
Well done Abigail!
I did well
What did you catch? Octopus?
Octopus - Well done! What now?-
She's sure
We should light a fire.
- Yeah, sure.
Does anyone know how to start a fire?
What? Does anyone know how to make a fire?-
no? -! both -
What? -! both -
We have to clean the octopus
Does anyone know how to clean an octopus?
What?
Octopus cleaning!
Does anyone know how to clean it?
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
a piece of me
a piece for you
Mine. to you
Mine
What?
What is this?
That's mine
- No, I mean the big pile. what is it?
- It's my share.
It's my lot. - All this? -
.yes
no
Why is your share big?
Why?
I'm the one who hunted him
- Well.
- I was the one who started the fire.
And the...?
- It was I who cooked it.
I'm the one who did it all
.everyone took a piece
no
No, we all worked
what did you do?
We collected wood for a fire
I moved the plank.
That plank was there.
We brought it here
It's not enough
Maybe, but we have to work together.
They don't know how to cook it
.exactly
Then you should be less
lazy and less dependent on me.
You seem to have forgotten that we are
both employees of a shipping company.
Do you remember?
I am responsible for
the safety of passengers
You must carry out my orders
We are working on a yacht. You
are in charge of the bathrooms
- You don't know how to deal with them.
- Which yacht? -
Where is the yacht?
Do you know, Abigail? I'm super rich
When we get back, I'll do whatever you want
I will make your life easier and happier
When do we come back? - .yes -
People will look for us
Do you think we'll be here forever?
How funny!
you were not trained for this. give me
Stop it, that's ridiculous.
You scare them, put
the stick out of your hand.
Who am I?
Who are you? - who am I? -
You are in charge of the bathrooms
no
I'm in charge of the restrooms
on the yacht. Here, I'm the captain
who am I?
leader
.Yes
who am I? - The leader.
I did well
Who am I handsome?
- The leader.
Who am I? - The leader.
Who am I? - The leader.
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who am I?
I'm cleaning on the
yacht. Here, I'm the captain
We agreed?
Take a piece
Thanks
I agree with you
I mean, we have to work together
We have to put together a good team.
We have to form a good community
Do you know that old saying?
From each according to his
ability. To each according to his need
Do you know him?
Mrs. Paula
With all due respect, for your
experience in such situations
I'd like to suggest
something, if you don't mind.
Help yourself
I suggest the guys stay here
And guard the fire
And they take care of the lady there
While you, Mrs. Paula,
sleep with me in the canoe
Abigail, look!
I'll give you my watch, Patch Philippe, in
exchange for a night's sleep in the canoe
It's worth $150,000.
Open to me, and I'll
give you an original Rolex.
I left the bag
What? - I left the bag.
What's in it?
"pretzel"
- We can't take it.
- I'll just take a look.
Great.
- No, we can't take it.
Wait
What are you doing? - Wait -
Probably
we punch a small hole in here
If we each take two,
you won't notice a thing
Well, let's try
Stop, that's enough
.excellent
Give Therese
I do not want
That's cool
Shall we take another piece?
- .yes -
what happened?
We made a mistake
Why?
We fell asleep
I don't have time to hunt now.
I have to light the fire again.
Making a fire is hard work
Yes, we know
Good
Well, let's start today.
Let's all go together
let's go
Well Well -
Wait, there's one more thing.
We left our backpack here yesterday
We are not sure
But we see that the "pretzel" is missing
You didn't eat it, did you?
- .both -
Are you sure? - .yes -
Are you accusing us?
I'm not accusing you,
I'm asking you because
What is this?
Not us. Not you. -
No. - Are you sure? -
We are sure
Are you absolutely sure?
- .yes -
- I think we should punish them.
- I order you, Mrs. Paula.
This is a heinous act
This is a really heinous act.
Good
You didn't guard the fire,
you stole from the pretzel?
And you lied
We deserved it.
You stole not from me
alone, but from everyone.
- How can we trust you now?
- Can I answer you? It's weird -
Let me say something...
Abigail because
What?
Don't raise your finger in
her face. Put your hands down
Okay, but I want to say
- Put your hands down.
What?
Your body language is so violent
What? - I won't give you food.
Go find food for you two
That's how you wrong us, Abigail!
- Put your hands down!
You don't understand a
thing! Put your hands down!
- I'm trying to defend myself!
- Don't defend yourself!
You made her suffer by defending yourself
Yahya!
Welcome
- What a beautiful fish!
We caught a lot
Is this for dinner? that's cool
Where did you catch her?
There, behind the rock.
- You're strong.
- Thank you.
Do you want help?
- Yes, get some Nutella.
Thanks
What?
!Foolish. leave me
I'm going to the boat now
Will you guard the fire, Mrs. Paula?
Good
As long as Carl doesn't eat anything,
he can sleep with me in the boat.
Good
can i come
Can we both come?
- No, you are alone.
Alright, I'll take the pretzel!
Hey!
You're overdoing it. If
you're going to take it, take it.
Why bother with it?
I'm coming! Just a moment
What will you do in the boat?
I do not know
don't act naive
I don't know what to do.
I'll do whatever she wants
truly? - .yes -
What do you want from you, do you think?
You are young and handsome. What
do you want from you, in your opinion?
- Give it to me.
- No!
- I'll return it.
- No, this is mine.
Take what you want and I'll give the rest
back. I don't want to sleep there anymore
- no! I want it.
- Tell me what to do then.
Can you tell me how to get past this?
(Yaya?)
Take advantage of her ego
Just
Laugh at her jokes and smile
Good
- Set limits.
And don't do anything sexual!
- No, I won't do anything sexual!
And don't do anything
you've prevented me from doing.
No, I won't do
anything to bother you.
No kisses or anything like that.
I think she's waiting for
something from me, Yaya
like what? - I do not know -
massage - a massage? -
I don't know. She must
be waiting for something.
Don't massage her!
She gave me a Pretzel
for you. I can't do anything.
!no, but -
I rub her neck. Do I rub her neck?-
Just her neck.
- well.
Good
- I love you so much.
- I hate you.
I understand you but I
coming
- See you later.
- Good morning.
- Good morning!
Wait, Yaya
I'll see you later
Pirate!
We caught it!
Gross
What?
What is this?
"Love Boat"
squish
Brave!
- See you!
Were you able to use all
your organs in your youth?
"Den Fulken"
Had sex to get a job? - no -
Are you lying to me? truly?
Once? You must tell me
where is she?
Give it to me!
Give me the whistle
What was that, pirate?
- I do not know -
What is there?
- They're hunting something.
No, don't go.
What?
no
Give it to me, Nelson
Are you sure?
It's female
Kill her
It's moving
What? - She's not dead.
She is not dead. It's moving
She didn't die
What are you doing?
Hit her again
Oh Jarmo!
.front of her head
.you passed
Jarmo the hunter!
The hunter
Live it! salute him
Donkey hunter! Come
Well, well.
- Donkey legend.
Thank you
Good
Killing a donkey might be a great feat.
But there is something greater
He drew it.
- Yeah, he drew it.
draw a donkey
Let's look at the
drawings. Who drew these?
I
His legs are very close.
This donkey wants to be controlled.
But he looks scared.
we want to tell this ass
don't lighten up
And let him go, and let
him frolic in the meadows
Wagging his tail
What are you doing, Karl? -
(Karl?) - What? -
What do you do with your hand?
Which of these?
Truly?
just put it on the chair
Why is your hand under her jacket?
What?
I don't know. My hand
was on the edge of the chair
I will ejaculate
I will ejaculate
- I can't focus.
- Oh, my God.
Do you know?
If this is difficult, tell
me. I don't have to.
No, I'm thinking about keeping this secret.
I can't stand this anymore
Obviously they don't
stand by what we're doing
if
We just have to tell them the truth.
You give me one thing, and in
return, I give you something else
Do you realize where this puts me?
no
Disclosure about being your lover
He won't make them accept
you, bartering sex for food
Come on, I don't want you to - Do
you know how much I do on the island?-
I hunt and set fire
- I know.
- I'm responsible for everyone.
I know. Sorry - doesn't this
allow me to gain an advantage?-
Yes, you are allowed
Well.
You deserve to be able
to do whatever you want.
It's ridiculous because they wouldn't
care what we do if we were related
Maybe we should tell them.
Maybe we should kiss each other
and hold hands in front of them
This will be easier.
And what about Yaya?
- I'll talk to Yaya.
I have to act mature.
I have to do it right
It would be better for her. What other
people around us say matters to her too.
Oh yahya. I do not know
You want me to break up with Yaya?
- no -
no?
The choice is yours, not mine
I'm not asking you to decide what
to do. I'm just asking for your opinion.
I know but that doesn't mean you
make me a third party in your relationship.
This is the best thing for you.
You have what you want. You
have no obligations or responsibilities
Why complicate everything?
Because I want to know
the end of this, Abigail
- Let's have fun.
- I want to straighten things out.
I do not want to be
I don't want to bother others anymore
Remember what you
told me on our first night?
Do you remember?
I'll make love to you in exchange for fish.
.exactly
And you know why this is so beautiful?
Why? - same to you?...-
Why?
- .because it's the truth -
Are you a pirate, Nelson?
stop
Good. If you were a
pirate, what would you want?
How much do you earn?
surely
I do not know
Maybe 3 thousand euros
In one compound? - .yes -
If we succeed
So you work on commission?
!Die
Is the customer who gets all the money?
Yes, but a pirate can earn
more if he has a vehicle
3 thousand euros...
.you are crazy
My girlfriend costs me a lot
What? Do you invest in your girlfriend?
.yes
should do the opposite
Invest in your business
and the girls will come to you
Good
- Believe me.
Welcome
Can I borrow a backpack?
(Abigail?)
- Yes.
What are you going to do, Yaya?
I'll explore the other side of the
mountain. Maybe I'll find something.
I will accompany you
It's okay, I can go alone.
No, Yaya, it's not safe to go
alone. I will accompany you
Good
Do you want me to accompany you?
- No, stay here.
I want us to be alone, me and her.
I'll take it
I'm so glad we're doing this together
and me too
I want to tell you that I like
everything you're doing here.
I have managed to establish
a matriarchal order! Abigail!
- She tamed the dominant elders.
- Yes.
Thanks
I really like you
We have to stay together
O my Lord
You will find it easier from here
"The den Fulken"
"The den Fulken"
"Gucci" or "Louis
Vuitton" or "Chanel" bag
same factory
Rolex watches,
sunglasses, and selfie sticks
"The den Fulken"
no no
Do you want the watch?
OK, it's time. hold it
You know the time
Madam
what do you want to say?
What do you want to say?
"The den Fulken"
No, no.
- I'm already married.
The den Falcon
yes?
I see something
What?
I can not hear you
Come quickly, Abigail!
I'm coming
Yaya!
- Abigail!
There is an elevator!
It's a resort, Abigail!
- What?
It's a resort!
come
It's a luxury resort!
It was there the whole time
It was there the whole time
Come
Come on, Abigail
Come
Let's enjoy the moment
Is this real? - .yes -
You must be eager to see your kids?
I have no children
sorry
Come on
I want to pee
All right.
- Then we go.
Good
(Abigail)?)
I will try to help you, Abigail
I don't know how but I
Maybe you can work for me
You can be my assistant