Triple Dog (2010) Movie Script

[HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS]
[KILLOLA'S "CRACKS
IN THE ARMOR" PLAYS]
[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE]
I
HATE
WHEN
PEOPLE SAY, "HO-O-O-W
HAVE YOU BEEN?"
'CAUSE
I'M
A RELATIVELY NICE GIRL
BUT I'LL LI-I-I-E EVERY TIME
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME
[EVE] MOM?
DID DAD CALL YET?
[MOM] WHAT?
DID DAD CALL?!
NO!
JUST KNOW I NEVER
-EVE?
-UH-HUH?
HURRY UP! YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE!
I'M COMING.
SO I'M SORRY IF
I STAY IN BED
GOTTA DO MY BESFIX WHAT'S LEFT OF MY HEAD
I DON'T MEAN TO
CAUSE AN UPROAR
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
IT'S JUST THESE
CRACKS IN THE ARMOR
DON'YOU CAME.
[LIZA] MY MOTHER MADE ME.
IS SHE MAKING YOU STAY?
DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE?
ARE YOU ASKING ME TO GO HOME?
DO YOU ALWAYS ANSWER
QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS?
DO YOU?
OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
HELLO, EVE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
TELL RUTH I SAID HI!
OKAY!
WELL?
"WELL," WHAT?
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO HOME?
BETTER TELL ME BEFORE
MY MOM TAKES OFF.
IF YOU LEAVE, I'LL
GET IN TROUBLE.
[SARAH] HI, LIZA.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INVITED.
WELL, COME ON.
[DOOR HINGES CREAK]
HAVE FUN!
[DOOR SLAMS]
I'LL BE COOL IF YOU'RE COOL.
I'M COOL.
COOL.
UM, PRESENTS THERE.
CHOCOLATE CAKE.
PEPPERONI AND VEGGIE PIZZA.
TAKE WHAT YOU WANT.
HOW COULD YOU
NOT LOVE MR. SCALCO?
I MEAN, HE IS SUCH A HOTTIE.
'CAUSE HE'S OLD AND HE'S
BALD AND HE'S OUR PRINCIPAL.
OKAY, HE'S NOT THAOLD, AND HE LISTENS.
LISTENING IS TOTALLY SEXY.
I'D TOTALLY DO HIM.
GROSS.
LIKE, "2 GIRLS 1 CUP" GROSS.
AND I'M PRETTY
SURE HE'S MARRIED.
LUSTING AFTER A MARRIED
MAN IS TOTALLY SINFUL.
HYPOTHETICAL, SARAH.
[CHUCKLES]
SPIT ME OULOCK ME UP
BABY, LET'S GO
LOSE MY BRAIN, BLOW MY MIND,
BREAK MY HEART...
A PICTURE FRAME.
[CHUCKLES]
THANKS.
IT'S AWESOME.
Y-YEAH, MY --
MY MOM PICKED IT OUT.
FROM THE THREE OF US.
[GASPS] AWW!
YOU GUYS!
THANK YOU.
[ALL] HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[MOM] EVE? DOOR!
[EVE] OKAY, I'M COMING!
[CHUCKLES]
[CHAPIN] 'SUP?
I KNEW YOU'D COME.
VOMIT.
WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S FROM SARAH. LIKE IT?
NO.
LIZA CAME.
NO SHIZ?
SHIZ.
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
DON'T PANIC. I'M HERE.
HAVE WE SUNG "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"?
YES.
GUESS YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE.
GOOD.
SONG'S GAY ANYWAY.
'SUP, RAT GIRL?
[CICILY] WHERE'S YOUR PRESENT,
CHAPIN?
UP YOUR ASS, CICILY.
[CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY]
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.
LET'S DO IT!
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO,
LIKE, WET YOUR PANTS RIGHABOUT NOW, BUT I'M NOGONNA RUIN EVE'S BIRTHDAY.
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN HOME
OR ANYTHING. YOU CAN STAY.
BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA BE DOWN
UNTIL I GET AN APOLOGY.
THEN I GUESS WE'RE
NOT GONNA BE DOWN.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU, CHAPIN.
MY MOM SAYS SHE
PROBABLY NEEDS RITALIN.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
GUESS WHAT.
'SUP?
MY BIRTHDAY'S ON THE
10TH, AND MY MOM SAID
I COULD HAVE A PARTY.
HMM.
SO...
HEY.
HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
'SUP?
NOTHIN'. JUST KICKIN' IT.
YOU GOT SOMETHING --
-OH!
[CHUCKLES]
-OOH.
WORKS EVERY TIME.
PRICK. THAT GAG
IS SO "FLINTSTONES."
WHATEVER.
LATER, SKATER.
LATER.
MM.
HE IS SO PERFECT.
YOU ARE SO OBVIOUS.
WAS I?
YES. YOU WERE PRACTICALLY
SLOBBERING ON HIS JOCK.
EW! EAR RAPE.
[CHUCKLES]
OH.
HEY!
UGH. WHY DO YOU TALK TO THEM?
THEY'RE NICE.
-THEY'RE LIKE A
SORORITY OR SOMETHING.
DO YOU KNOW WHAHAPPENS TO SORORITY GIRLS?
THEY TURN INTO KELLY RIPA.
YOU JUST DON'T LIKE
THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE POPULAR.
THEY'RE A&F SNOBS.
HEY, EVE.
WHAT'S UP?
HEY.
OH, I FORGOT.
I'M INVISIBLE TODAY.
HELLO, CHAPIN.
WHAT'S THE BITCH-UATION, CICILY?
HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU
LOOK EXACTLY LIKE KELLY RIPA?
OH.
I LOVE KELLY RIPA.
MY MOM SAID I COULD HAVE A
SLUMBER PARTY FOR MY BIRTHDAY --
A FEW PEOPLE, YOU KNOW.
SHOULD BE FUN.
WHEN?
THIS FRIDAY.
YEAH, TOTES.
SARAH?
MY PARENTS DON'LET ME DO ANYTHING.
THEY SAY THAT HANGING OUT WITH
OLDER PEOPLE'S A BAD INFLUENCE,
BUT THEY'RE THE ONES
THAT MADE ME SKIP A GRADE.
I'LL HAVE MY MOM TALK TO
YOUR MOM. SHE'LL LET YOU GO.
DID YOU GUYS
FINISH YOUR GEOMETRY?
ALMOST.
WHAT DID YOU GET ON 31?
NO, SEE, I COULDN'ANSWER THAT ONE.
I GOT SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD.
YEAH, I GOT, LIKE...
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
WHAT?
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
HI, MR. SCALCO.
[MR. SCALCO] LADIES.
WRIGHT!
CLASS NOW,
OR I GIVE YOU DETENTION.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

[COACH] SUCK IT UP, LADIES.
ANOTHER HALF-MILE, AND VARSITY'S
KICKING YOUR ASSES!
THERE YOU GO, SPALDING!
[BIRD CHIRPING]
WAY TO AMP IT UP, SILVERS. NICE!

PAY YOUR RESPECTS, NEW GIRL.
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
STACY ST. CLAIR.
YOU'LL MOVE FASTER IF
YOUR LIPS STOP FLAPPING!
SHE NEEDS TO GET STUFFED.
GOT SOME THREE NIGHTS
AGO, TONI! MOVE IT!
COME ON!
IS YOUR FACEBOOK PIC
REALLY A PINK CHICKEN?
REALLY, SARAH?
IT'S A CHICK.
IT'S AN EASTER THING.
IT'S CUTE, RIGHT?
LAME.
MY PORES FEEL REALLY TINGLY.
IS THAT GOOD?
YEAH, TINGLING MEANS YOUR
IMPURITIES ARE DISSOLVING.
LAMER.
WHO'S GOT THE JUICE?
WE DON'T DRINK.
LAMEST.
YOU DON'T DRINK, YOU DON'SMOKE, YOU DON'T SCREW?
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'RE ALL SAINTS.
GOLD STARS FOR EVERYONE.
LET'S STICK THEM
TO YOUR FOREHEADS.
ARE WE REALLY JUST GONNA SIAROUND ALL NIGHT AND DO NOTHING?
I HAVE A PEDICURE KIT.
SCREW YOUR FEET, SARAH.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, CHAPIN?
MY DEAL IS THAT WE'RE SITTING
AROUND ON A FRIDAY NIGHT TALKING
ABOUT PEDICURES
ON EVE'S BIRTHDAY.
[SCOFFS]
I'M PEACING.
W-WHY?
BECAUSE WE'RE
NOT DOING ANYTHING,
AND I'M ON LOCKDOWN ANYWAY.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
LAST TIME I CHECKED,
IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY, EVE.
AND THE LAST TIME I CHECKED,
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
WE COULD TAKE TURNS
READING EACH OTHER'S BLOGS.
IT'LL BE LIKE THEATER.
I'D RATHER BE SHOT -- TWICE.
OKAY, WELL, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
GO BOWLING AFTER MY DAD CALLS.
MM, WITH A BUNCH OF BLUE HAIRS
AND FAT GUYS WITH BEER GUTS?
WELL, THEN, WHAT?
I LIKE SUDOKU.
I'LL TAKE A PEDICURE, SARAH.
I'M NOT TOUCHING
YOUR FEET, CECILY.
SERIOUSLY,
THEY SMELL LIKE YOGURT.
THEY DO NOT SMELL LIKE YOGURT!
WHAT ABOUT...TRIPLE DOG?
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
WHO IS STACY ST. CLAIR?
SHE USED TO BE ON
THE TEAM AT SACRED HEART.
SHE JUMPED.
OFF THE BRIDGE?
YEP.
WHY?
LADIES, ZIP THE
LIP! MOVE YOUR FEET!
DID SHE DIE?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
THEY FOUND HER
3 MILES DOWNSTREAM.
HER EYES WERE GONE.
SERIOUSLY?
YEAH. GO ASK MALLORY SILVERS.
SHE KNEW HER.
COME ON!
NICE.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
WHY DID SHE JUMP?
WANT TO KNOW WHAT I HEARD?
WHAT YOU HEARD OR
WHAT WAS IN THE PAPERS?
THIS WAS IN THE PAPERS?
TOTALLY. IT WAS A HUGE
DEAL LIKE FIVE MONTHS AGO.
A BUNCH OF KIDS FROM
SACRED HEART GOT EXPELLED.
I HEARD IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
YEAH, BUT THEY JUST SAID
THAT FOR THE PARENTS' SAKE.
THIS IS WHAT I HEARD FROM
CHRIS HARPER, WHO LIVES FIVE
HOUSES DOWN FROM JED SPELLMAN,
WHO GOES TO SACRED HEART.
JED SPELLMAN?
SO, THERE'S THIS
CRAZY PARTY, RIGHT?
LIKE, AN END-OF-THE-SEMESTER
CRAZY FLING THING.
AND YOU KNOW HOW
THE SACRED HEART CROWD IS.
THEY PARTY MAD HARD.
YEAH, 'CAUSE CATHOLIC SCHOOL
MESSES WITH YOUR HEAD AND SHIT.
THEY'RE ALL TOTALLY REPRESSED.
TOTES.
SO, THERE'S THIS ONE KID THERE
THAT NO ONE'S EVER SEEN BEFORE,
AND HE'S ALL IN LEATHER,
WITH THIS GREEN MOHAWK.
-I HEARD IT WAS BLUE.
-SO, THERE'S THIS GUY WITH
THIS BLUE MOHAWK, AND HE'S ATHIS PARTY, AND HE'S HANDING OUACID HITS TO EVERYONE FOR FREE.
-IT WASN'T FREE.
-IT WAS FREE. THAT'S A FACT.
IT WAS FREE,
AND STACY ST. CLAIR GOT SOME.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
BUT THIS ISN'T,
LIKE, REGULAR ACID.
IT'S, LIKE, CRAZY
STUFF, LIKE, INSANE.
PEOPLE ARE TASTING
COLORS AND SEEING SOUNDS.
AND STACY HAD
BUTTERFLIES ON HER FINGERS.
HOW WOULD
CHRIS HARPER KNOW THAT?
SHH! BECAUSE!
JED SPELLMAN TOLD HIM.
THAT'S HOW.
ANYWAY, EVE, ONE OF HER
BUTTERFLIES FLEW AWAY, AND SHE
FLIPS OUT AND STARTS CHASING IT.
AND SHE ALMOST HAD IWHEN SHE WAS AT THE BRIDGE.
NO SHIZ?
WELL...
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
THAT'S THE STUPIDESTHING I'VE EVER HEARD.
THAT'S WHACHRIS HEARD FROM JED.
DID YOU TELL HIM, "DUDE, JED,
I'M TOTALLY SEEING
BUTTERFLIES RIGHT NOW"?
I DON'T THINK SO. I HEARD SHE
JUST GOT STONED AND JUMPED.
SHE WAS SEEING BUTTERFLIES, EVE.
I DON'T THINK THAT --
AH!
EVE, BUTTERFLIES.
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
WOW.
TRIPLE DOG?
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S A GAME, KIND OF LIKE
TRUTH OR DARE BUWITHOUT THE TRUTH PART.
SWEET. I'LL PLAY.
NINA, LAST TIME YOU
PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE WAS AGABE'S PARTY, AND
YOU CRIED FOR AN HOUR.
LET'S DO IT.
I DON'T WANT TO.
NO, YOU'D RATHER PUT CHICKENS
ON YOUR STUPID FACEBOOK.
IT'S A CHICK, AND IT'S SEASONAL.
OKAY, I'M GOING HOME.
I'M NOT GONNA HANG OUT WITH A
BUNCH OF LAME-ASS
FOTARDS ALL NIGHT LONG.
LET'S VOTE.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE NEVER DO ANYTHING FUN.
COME ON.
[SCOFFS]
WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAT GIRL?
OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED TO PLAY?
WELL, THAT'S FOUR TO TWO.
DEMOCRACY! LOVING IT!
OKAY.
WHAT DO WE DO?
WELL, UM, IS THAT CHARGED?
YEAH, I CHARGED IT LAST NIGHT.
OKAY. UH, WE'RE
GONNA NEED SOME CLIPPERS --
THE ELECTRIC KIND.
WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT FOR?
YOU'LL SEE.
EMPTY YOUR WALLETS.
ALL YOUR CASH -- DUMP IT IN.
WHY?
[CLIPPERS BUZZ]
MY BROTHER'S.
[CHUCKLES]
BEAUTASTIC.
THAT'LL WORK.
ALL RIGHT, ALL YOUR
STUFF GOES IN BECAUSE
THAT'S PART OF THE GAME.
NOW, DON'T WORRY.
YOU MIGHT GET IT BACK.
MIGHT?
DO IT.
$2, SARAH?
I BOUGHT THE
"GOSSIP GIRL" DVD SET.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
UM, CECILY HAS AN EXTRA $20
STASHED BEHIND HER LICENSE.
UM, HELLO?
NO, THAT'S EMERGENCY MONEY.
-DUMP IT IN.
-BUT --
AND YOUR MOST FAVORITESTHING THAT YOU BROUGHT WITH
YOU -- DUMP THAT IN, TOO.
ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE -- OOH! --
$100-SOME-ODD, A KRZR, AN MP3,
NINTENDO DS, A POCKET PC,
SOME UGLY SILVER EARRINGS.
MY DAD GAVE THOSE
TO ME LAST YEAR.
AND THE "GOSSIP GIRL" DVD SET.
IT'S MY FAVORITEST SHOW.
WELL, TILA TEQUILA
IS BUT MY MOM THINKS
IT'S TRASH AND
WOULDN'T LET ME BUY IT.
OKAY. SO, WHAT ARE THE RULES?
RULE ONE...
EVERYONE GETS A
DARE AND GIVES A DARE.
RULE TWO --
YOU GET TO PICK WHO DARES YOU.
RULE THREE --
YOU MUST PERFORM THE DARE
THAT'S GIVEN TO YOU,
AND IF YOU DON'T...
[CLIPPERS BUZZ]
...YOU GET YOUR HEAD SHAVED.
[GASPS]
LIKE, NO-HAIR BALD?
THAT'S THE GAME.
[CHUCKLING] COOL.
WHAT?
NOW, IF THERE'S A DARE
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO,
YOU CAN CHALLENGE THE PERSON
WHO DARED YOU, AND THEY HAVE
TO DO IT, BUT IF THEY
DO IT, YOU GET SHAVED.
SO, DON'T GO DARING PEOPLE
TO DO THINGS YOU WOULDN'T DO,
BECAUSE IT BACKFIRES.
WHAT KIND OF DARES?
ANYTHING GOES.
BUT YOU CAN'T DARE SOMEONE TO
SHAVE THEIR HEAD.
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE THAT'S
AGAINST THE RULES.
DO WE HAVE TO PLAY?
YES, YOU HAVE TO PLAY.
BIRTHDAY GIRL DECIDES THE ORDER.
SARAH FIRST.
WHY ME FIRST?
'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY.
I DO WANT TO PLAY.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO FIRSBECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE RULES.
I JUST TOLD YOU THE RULES.
-SARAH, I DIDN'T --
-YOU SUCK CHUNKY RIGHT NOW.
-NO, I --
-YOU DON'T LIKE THE SCARF.
OKAY, SARAH, LOOK.
JUST GET IT OVER WITH,
AND THEN YOU CAN SIT ON
YOUR ASS AND KNIT ALL NIGHT.
[LAUGHS]
OKAY, YOU GUYS MAKE FUN OF IT,
BUT IT HELPS ME FOCUS.
IT'S LIKE MEDITATION.
OH, THE CATHOLIC GIRL MEDITATES.
I'M SORRY.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE A DARE FOR YOU.
NO WAY.
LIZA...YOU DARE ME, BUT...
BE NICE.
I DARE YOU TO --
NO, NO, NO.
YOU TRIPLE DOG DARE HER TO...
[SIGHS]
SARAH, I TRIPLE
DOG DARE YOU TO...
I DON'T THINK THIS IS FAIR.
OKAY, IF YOU DON'T WANTO DO IT, THEN CHALLENGE LIZA.
BUT IF SHE DOES IT,
I'M SHAVING YOUR HEAD.
I CAN TELL YOU, I HAVE
NO PROBLEM STREAKING.
OH I HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH YOU STREAKING.
ANYBODY WITH SIGHT WOULD HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH YOU STREAKING.
JUST GO, SARAH. COME ON.
IT'S COLD.
IT'S APRIL.
STREAKING'S ILLEGAL.
THERE ARE CARS AROUND HERE.
OKAY, COME ON, SARAH.
DON'T CRY.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
IT'S NOT FUN. I'M CATHOLIC.
AMEN AND PRAISE JESUS.
OKAY, I'M RECORDING NOW.
EVE, PUT THAT AWAY.
IF YOU DON'T DO IT RIGHT NOW,
I'M SHAVING YOUR HEAD.
SERIOUSLY.
GIVE ME THE TOWEL.
IT'S OKAY.
I WILL COUNT TO THREE, OKAY?
AND THEN YOU RUN.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
OKAY.
1...
[ALL] 2...
3!
LET'S GO.
[ALL CHEERING]
[LAUGHTER]
GAME ON.
[CHUCKLES]

OH, MY GOD.
[TIRES SCREECH]
ATTENTION, SUBURBANITES!
COME ON OUT AND
SEE SARAH ALGRIN'S
ASS BUMP AND FUN BUBBLES!
COME ON OUT AND TAKE A LOOK-SEE!
SHUT UP, CHAPIN!
I'VE NEVER SEEN
BREASTICLES AND JUNGLE BUSH
QUITE LIKE THIS, FOLKS!
[HORN HONKING]
SARAH ALGRIN'S VIRGIN FAT!
WHOO-HOO!
OH, MY GOD!
RUN, SARAH, RUN!
[LAUGHS]
YES, THE DRAPES
MATCH THE CARPET.
ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY, GEIT WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD!
YO, DUDE, LOOK AT THAT.
[HORN HONKS]
HEY, ALGRIN!
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
NICE TUNA!
MANDATORY 10!
[HORN HONKS]
AAH!
I FOUND OUI FOUND LOVE
[LAUGHS]
OH, MY GOD!
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID IT.
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
[LAUGHS]
THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL
TRIPLE DOG OF THE EVENING.
OW!
GROW UP!
WHAT WAS THAT?
NOTHING. WHY ARE YOU
EVEN FRIENDS WITH HER?
AT LEAST I HAVE FRIENDS.
[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE]
NOUN.
"BALLS."
ADJECTIVE.
WHAT'S AN ADJECTIVE?
YET ANOTHER REASON YOU
ADJECTIVES ARE
DESCRIPTIVE WORDS, LIKE "FAT"...
"SKINNY"... "STUPID."
THAT ONE.
"STUPID"?
YEAH.
THANKS, GENIUS.
"THE STUPID BALLS..."
[LAUGHTER]
NAME.
"JESUS."
IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA THROW
THOSE, CAN I HAVE ONE?
OKAY.
PLURAL NOUN.
WHAT, YOU
MAD-DOGGIN' ME, RAT GIRL?
WHY DON'T YOU TELL
EVERYBODY WHY YOU GOKICKED OUT OF
SACRED HEART, CHAPIN?
WHAT WAS THAT?
QUIET DOWN.
GET BACK TO WORK.
CHAPIN, CHILLAX. COME ON.
[RAT SQUEAKING]
WHAT'D YOU JUSSAY TO ME, RAT GIRL?
SIT DOWN, YOUNG LADY.
WHAT THE FUCK DID
YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
WHOA!
[PUNCH]
AAH!
[PUNCH]
NO! LET GO!
STOP.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
SHE JUMPED ME.
NOW, WHY DID SHE DO THAT?
BECAUSE SHE'S PSYCHO.
ASK EVERYBODY IN
FREAKIN' STUDY HALL.
YOU'RE NOT STILL CARRYING
THAT RAT AROUND, ARE YOU?
NO.
YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD THATHEY'RE ALMOST AS SMART AS DOGS.
DOES HE LIKE DOUGHNUTS?
SHE.
[RAT SQUEAKS]
YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS, LIZA?
HOW DO YOU MEAN?
GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS,
FRIENDS YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH,
TALK TO.
YEAH.
HANG WITH THEM.
AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.
STAY AWAY FROM CHAPIN WRIGHT.
GOT IT?
GOOD.
YOU NEED TO SEE THE NURSE?
NO.
WELL, I WOULD
FEEL BETTER IF YOU DID.
JUST LET HER TAKE A LOOK AT YOU,
THEN STRAIGHBACK TO CLASS, OKAY?
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
YOU READY TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY?
WRIGHT, COOL IT.
IN HERE -- NOW.
CLOSE THE DOOR.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
YO, YO, LOOK AT THIS.
WOULD YOU GUYS SUPERMAN
THAT HO FOR 20 BUCKS?
SURE. WHY NOT?
GEEKY LITTLE THING IS HOT.
HEY, I LIKE YOUR KNEE SOCKS.
AW, MAN.
OH, HOW ABOUT THAT?
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHING] NO. NO WAY.
BONER KILLER.
FOR HALF A MIL,
I MIGHT THINK ABOUT IT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
LOOK AT THOSE BOOTS, MAN.
YEAH, I BUSTED HER DOWN.
SHE DESERVED IT.
I'M NOT SORRY.
WHAT DID SHE SAY TO YOU?
WHY?
HOW ARE YOU ADJUSTING
TO OUR SCHOOL, CHAPIN?
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
YOU TELL ME.
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
MM...GOD?
WHAT ABOUT GOD?
DO YOU THINK
GOD EVER GETS BORED?
[SIGHS]
YOU KNOW, FOR A WHILE, I
THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING REALLY,
REALLY GOOD. THIS IS A
BIG STEP BACKWARDS FOR YOU.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
YOU KNOW, I'M SURE YOU'RE A VERY
BUSY MAN, SO IF YOU COULD JUSGIVE ME MY DETENTION SLIP --
WE HAVE A NO-TOLERANCE POLICY
WHEN IT COMES TO ASSAULT.
FIGHTING IS A
THREE-DAY SUSPENSION.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
I'D PREFER DETENTION.
WHO SHOULD I
CALL TO PICK YOU UP?
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
I WANT TO GO HOME.
THOSE GUYS SAW ME.
WHAT IF THEY POSTHAT VIDEO ON YOUTUBE?
WHAT IF SOMEBODY
CALLED THE POLICE?
WHAT IF I GET ARRESTED?
THIS COULD GO ON
MY PERMANENT RECORD.
OKAY, JUST STOP
BEING SUCH A TOOL.
WHAT, ARE WE IN THE 3RD GRADE?
EASE UP.
NOW, EVE...WHO'S NEXT?
LIZA.
HMM.
PICK SOMEONE TO DARE YOU.
UHM --
HELLO, SOMETIME THIS CENTURY.
NINA, I GUESS.
DRUMROLL, PLEASE.
[IMITATES DRUMROLL]
UH, OKAY, WAIT.
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
[CLEARS THROAT]
OKAY, I GOT IT.
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO...
STAY IN EVE'S BROTHER'S
CLOSET TILL MIDNIGHT...
WEARING...
[ZIPPER OPENS]
...THIS.
[LAUGHS]
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
BATHROOM!
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
[BANGING ON DOOR]
[BURPS]
[GRUNTS]
[BURPS LOUDLY]
NICE.
YOU STINK.
YOU'RE UGLY.
PIZZA AND CAKE
DOWNSTAIRS IF YOU WANT IT.
DID YOU TAKE 10 BUCKS
FROM ME THE OTHER DAY?
YEAH.
NOW YOU OWE ME $71.19.
AND WHERE'S MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT?
I REFUSE TO CELEBRATE IT.
I WANTED A DOG.
[CHUCKLES]
OKAY, WHEN DAD CALLS,
DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM?
HE'S NOT GONNA CALL.
IT'S MY 16TH BIRTHDAY.
HE'LL CALL.
HEY, COME ON. LET'S GO
DOWNSTAIRS AND GET SOME PIZZA.
PUT THE GAME DOWN, SERIOUSLY.
I'M HUNGRY. LET'S GO. COME ON.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
NOW, LIZA!
COME ON! YOU HAVE TO DO IT!
ASS UP, RAT GIRL!
HE HATES ME!
WELL, HE'S GONNA
HATE YOU A WHOLE LOT MORE
IF HE FINDS YOU IN HIS CLOSET.
LOOK, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO
IT, YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW.
ASS UP, RAT GIRL!
OR WE SHAVE YOU!
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
[BANGING ON DOOR]
LIZA. COME ON!
WHAT'S THAT?
SARAH'S CELL.
SEND US A PHOTO EVERY HALF-HOUR
SO WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL IN HERE.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
[CHUCKLES]
BOY FUNK.
THEY'RE COMING.
OKAY, WELL,
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
OH, WAIT -- THERE ISN'T ONE.
YOU SHOULD'VE APOLOGIZED.
KARMA'S A BITCH.
[GUY] I GOT GUITAR FIRST, MAN.
I DID STICK.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
[LAUGHS]
AHH.
[CHUCKLES]
THAT'S FUNNY.
OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
NINA.
BRING IT ON.
YOU DARE ME, EVE.
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO...
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
BIG WANG'S?
[SIGHS]
YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR THIS?
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.
YOU'RE SUCH A DELINQUENT.
[CAR DOORS SHUT]
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
[MAN] EXCELLENT.
[LAUGHS]
SARAH.
HEY, MAL.
YOU LOOK HOT TONIGHT.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WANT TO MAKE A SCENE?
PUT NINA'S NAME NEXT ON THE
LIST, OR THIS GOES ON THE NET.
WAIT, WAIT. IS THIS ONE OF --
DO IT...OR YOU'RE BUSTED.
[MAN] OKAY, THANK YOU.
[APPLAUSE]
WHO NEXT?
AH.
RADIES AND GENTMEN, NINA!
[APPLAUSE]
HI.
[INTRO PLAYS]
I LOVE YOU MORE EVERY NIGHT,
EVERY NIGHT AND --
[COUGHING]
[GASPING]
UGH!
[MAN] WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
UGH!
[WANG] UH...G-GIVE ROOM!
UH, GIVE AIR!
[GRUNTING]
PUT SOMETHING IN HER MOUTH!
SHE BITE OFF TONGUE!
-SHE FORGOT TO TAKE HER,
UH, HYDROOXYPILITAMI.
MALLORY, CALL AMBLANCE!
HELL, NO!
WHAT'S "AMBLANCE"?
AMBLANCE, AMBLANCE!
WHOO-WHOO! SIRENS?
I SAID, "N-O," NO.
SEE HOW SALTY SHE IS?
LIKE -- LIKE MSG! FIRE HER ASS!
MALLORY, NO MSG!
[GRUNTING]
CALL THE "AMBLANCE"!
WHAT YOU THINKING, MALLORY?
SHE'S FAKING.
IT'S A GAME -- A STUPID GAME!
[GRUNTING]
[WANG] AMBLANCE, PLEASE.
I HAVE A KID HERE AT RESTAURANT.
SHE HAVING A CAESAR.
SALAD?
NO! NOT FOOD POISONING!
CAESAR! CAESAR!
FUCK! SHIT! SHIT!
SHIT! FUCK! SHIT!
SHE ALSO HAS TOURETTE'S!
-I CALL AMBLANCE! THEY ON WAY!
-GOOD.
[SPITS]
YOU OKAY, KID?
[SIGHS]
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
TIME TO GO.
LATER, MAL.
BYE, MALLORY.
[CHUCKLES]
HEY, EVE?
HAVE YOU ASKED YOUR FRIEND
ABOUT STACY ST. CLAIR YET?
YOU SHOULD.
TOLD YOU.
CRAZY WHITE PEOPLE!
SO CRAZY!
ALL THE TIME CRAZY --
CRAZY LIKE...
[MUSIC STARTS]
OKAY. OKAY.
HEY.
OKAY, FUN TIME, FUN TIME!
WHO NEXT?
[GUY] OH, OH. YOU SEE THAT?
THAT'S RIGHT. I'M ON FIRE.
MAN, LOOK AT THESE RIFFS.
LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT.
OH, YEAH. YOU SEE THAT?
HELLO.
I GOT THE PORN WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
PUT THE GUITAR DOWN.
SERIOUSLY, COME ON.
[RAT SQUEAKING]
HEY, IF EVE ASKS
YOU TO DARE HER...
[LAUGHS]
THAT KICKED ASS!
NO, IT DIDN'T.
THIS IS A DISASTER.
WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO BOWLING?
POUND THAT, BIATCHES.
[CHUCKLES]
THAT WAS STUPID.
AND WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER?
ALKA-SELTZER.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE EFFECT.
AND DID YOU SEE MALLORY'S FACE?
GOD, I HOPE SHE GETS FIRED.
WHAT'S WITH YOU TWO, ANYWAYS?
WHY DOES SHE HATE YOU SO BAD?
[CELLPHONE BEEPING]
SHE JUST ENVIES MY
NATURAL EFFERVESCENCE.
[GIRLS CHUCKLING]
HEY, GIVE ME THAT.
[DIALING]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
MAN, YOU BONED OUT.
YOU SUCK, MAN.
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
WHOSE PHONE IS THAT?
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
DUDE, THAT YOU?
NO, MAN.
[GIRL] WHAT?
WHAT THE SHIT?
DUDE, THERE IS A
GIRL IN YOUR CLOSET.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU BITCH!
THINGS JUST GOT INTERESTING.
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
I...
TODD'S GOT A
CHICK IN HIS CLOSET?
STUD! MAN!
THAT'S SWEET.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU ONE OF MY SISTER'S FRIENDS?
I...
EW, IS THAT A RAT?
SHE'S GOT A RAT IN THE CLOSET?
I-I KNOW WHO THAT IS.
THAT'S, UH, UH, UH, RAT GIRL.
WHAT'S UP, RAT GIRL?
[CHUCKLES]
NICE UNIFORM.
GET OUT.
GET OFF!
OW! SHE BIT ME!
THE GIRL OR THE RAT?
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLOSET!
NO.
WHAT?! YES! GET OUT!
NO, NO, NO TO INFINITY. I WIN.
LOOK, IF YOU TOUCH ME,
I WILL BITE YOU, TOO!
HOLY...
UNBELIEVABLE! YOU COME INTO
MY HOUSE, HIDE IN MY CLOSET,
AND NOW YOU WANTO BITE MY FRIENDS?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M CALLING MY MOM.
CALL HER, BABY!
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
I SAID CALL HER,
YOU BIG BABY.
WHAT -- BABY NEEDS MOMMY?
BOO-HOO.
WHAT'S MOMMY GONNA SAY
WHEN SHE FINDS YOUR PORN?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
SHUT IT DOWN!
[SIGHS]
FYI, THIS IS A DARE.
HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE
TO STAY IN THERE FOR?
TILL MIDNIGHT,
AND I'M NOT MOVING.
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE CRAP BALD!
DUDE, ARE WE GONNA GO PICK UP A
COUPLE 40S FROM JULIA'S
TONIGHT OR -- OR WHAT?
I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE
WITH A CHICK IN MY CLOSET!
[CHUCKLES]
FREAKING MOODY CHICK.
MOODY CHICK WITH A RAT.
UGH!
SHIT!
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
[DIALING]
WE ALL COME BACK AGAIN
TO THE SAME OLD GROUND,
THE ONE WHERE WE BEGAN
HEY, LITTLE SISTER,
DON'T BE AFRAID
EVEN THOUGH THAT'S WHAT THE
NEWSPAPERS SEEM TO SAY
WITH DESPERATION
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
HEY.
HI.
OBVIOUS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?
WILL YOU HAND ME THAT?
WHAT?
THE WRENCH.
YEAH.
WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO EVE?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
17?
16TH.
RIGHT. RIGHT ON.
SO, ARE YOU GUYS GOING OVER TO
JULIA'S PARTY?
WE WEREN'T INVITED.
I WAS.
YEAH, NEITHER WERE WE.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE CRASHING.
WHEN?
MIDNIGHT.
YOU SHOULD COME.
IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD TIME.
WELL, WE HAVE TO
FINISH OUR GAME FIRST.
WHAT GAME?
TRIPLE DOG.
BE CAREFUL.
I'M SORRY. WHAT?
I SAID YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL.
WAIT.
CAN YOU SPEAK UP?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU VERY WELL.
COME ON.
BYE.
...THE ONE WHERE WE BEGAN
[MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
NOW, NOW
HEY, LET'S GO CRASH THAPARTY AFTER NINA'S DARE.
YOU THINK THAT'S COOL
IF WE WEREN'T INVITED?
WELL, YOU JUST MOVED HERE,
SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU.
AND I JUST TRANSFERRED, SO SHE
DOESN'T REALLY KNOW ME, EITHER.
UM, YEAH, SHE DOES.
AND SHE CAN'T STAND YOU.
THANKS.
MM.
COME ON.
UH, WHERE DOES
YOUR DAD LIVE NOW?
FLORIDA STILL.
HE'LL CALL.
THANKS.
HEY.
YOU SMELL THAT?
[INHALES]
[SIGHS]
FRESH-CUT WET GRASS!
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
AH. NOSTALGIA.
ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE
LIKE 80 YEARS OLD, YOU'LL BE
WALKING ALONG AND
SMELL THAT AND THINK OF ME.
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
[SIGHS]
WHO'S NEXT, EVE?
CECILY.
[CHUCKLES]
SHE'S ALL YOURS, CHAPIN.
WHATEVS.
I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
RUTH?
HI!
HELLO, GRACIE. HOW ARE YOU?
OH...CAN'T COMPLAIN, YOU KNOW.
[CHUCKLES]
HOW ARE THE KIDS?
OH, GOOD.
ELIZABETH?
FANTASTIC.
YEAH, SHE'S MAKING LOTS
OF NEW FRIENDS THIS YEAR.
OH, BLESS HER HEART.
UH-HUH.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU'RE LIZA, RIGHT?
LEFT.
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY BESTY?
WHO'S YOUR BESTY?
CHAPIN.
CHAPIN'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?
SHE'S THE BEST I'VE
MADE SINCE I MOVED HERE.
IT'S NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS WHAT I SAID TO HER.
WELL, I'M ASKING,
SO I'M MAKING IT MY BUSINESS.
FINE.
I SAID, "WHY DON'YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHY
YOU GOT KICKED
OUT OF SACRED HEART?"
AND?
YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
IF I DIDN'T,
I WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED.
STACY ST. CLAIR --
CHAPIN PUSHED HER OFF A BRIDGE.
SHUT UP!
YOU SHUT UP. SHE WAS DRUNK.
SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING, THEN...
STACY!
WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY?
NOTHING.
YOU'RE PARANOID.
I'M WHAT?
YOU'RE PARANOID.
THEY BOTH GOT INTO A FIGHT.
GET...OFF OF ME!
[GASPS]
[WATER SPLASHES]
THEY FOUND HER BODY 20 MILES
DOWNSTREAM COVERED IN MAGGOTS.
IT'S NOT TRUE.
SHE TOTALLY WOULDN'T DO THAT.
OKAY, IF IT'S NOT TRUE,
THEN WHY'D SHE BEAT ME UP?
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
MY MOTHER WORKS ASACRED HEART, MORON.
[MOTHER] GIRLS?
GRACIE AND I
JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA.
YOU COULD USE A LITTLE
NONVIOLENT SOCIAL INTERACTION.
[SIGHS]
YOU FEEL ANYTHING YET?
SHUT UP, CHAPIN.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT TRYING
TO RUSH YOU OR ANYTHING.
I SAID, "SHUT UP"!
[SIGHS]
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.
[CHUCKLES]
VERY FUNNY.
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO SOON.
JUST GET IT OVER WITH.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER AFTER.
I'M JUNIOR CLASS PRESIDENT!
I COULD GET,
LIKE, SUSPENDED OR --
JUST DO IT! FOR GOD'S SAKES,
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO GEYOUR ASS OUT OF THIS CAR,
OR I'M DOING IT MYSELF.
5...4...3...
2...
[LAUGHTER]
I THINK SHE MIGHACTUALLY HAVE A BREAKDOWN.
SHH! SHH!
OVER THERE.
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
IS SHE DOING IT?
MY GOD.
SHE'S TOTALLY
SPLITTING THE WHISKER.
[GASPS]
YOU THINK SHE'LL GET KICKED
OUT OF STUDENT COUNCIL
IF SCALCO CATCHES HER?
YEAH.
GOOD.
[GASPS]
SHIT! [CAR ALARM BLARING]
SHE'S SO BUSTED!
COME ON!
GO!
CECILY GERBER?
IS THAT YOU?
CECILY, SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!
THAT WAS SO NOT COOL!
YOU NEVER KNOW,
MAYBE HE LIKES GOLDEN SHOWERS.
[TIRES SCREECH]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
[SOBBING]
[SNIFFLES]
ARE YOU CRYING?
NO.
[SIGHING] GOD.
WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU DON'T CARE.
[SNIFFLES]
YES, I DO.
I'M HAVING THE WORSNIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Y-YOUR SISTER HATES ME, HER
FRIENDS HATE ME, MY MOTHER
HATES ME, AND I'M IN A
CLOSET THAT SMELLS LIKE...
LIKE WHAT?
BOY FUNK!
IS THAT A GIRL WORD?
"BOY FUNK"?
IT SMELLS REALLY BAD IN HERE.
[MUSIC STOPS]
[SIGHS]
HERE.
BETTER?
IT'S SPRING-RAIN-SCENTED.
[MUSIC RESUMES]
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
[DIALS]
YOU SUCK AT THIS.
I JUST GOT IT.
WHY? YOU PLAY "ROCK BAND"?
WAY BETTER THAN YOU.
I COULD TOTALLY KICK
YOUR ASS IN "EXPERT" MODE.
[MUSIC STOPS]
OH, YEAH?
YEAH.
THEN BRING IT.
[CRYING]
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, CECILY.
[LAUGHS]
THIS IS, LIKE,
THE BEST GAME EVER. SERIOUSLY.
CHAPIN?
WHAT'S UP?
WHISPER.
[SCOFFS]
HE'S "A-DORK-ABLE."
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
ARE YOU INTO HIM?
I MEAN, I'M OKAY IF YOU ARE.
I WAS JUST CURIOUS, 'CAUSE,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS,
LIKE, AROUND HIM AND STUFF.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IT'S JUST A QUESTION.
THAT'S A HELLA LAME THING
FOR YOU TO SAY TO ME, EVE.
I WOULD NEVER GO FOR
SOMEONE YOU WERE INTO --
NEVER IN A
MILLION BAZILLION YEARS.
ARE YOU MAD?
MAYBE.
BITCH.
HOOKER.
[BOTH LAUGH]
[KILLOLA'S
"PERSONAL GRAVEYARD" PLAYS]
[GUITAR SOLO]
ALL DRESSED UP AND IF
LOOKS COULD KILL, YOU'D
BE A LONELY GIRL WITH
A PERSONAL GRAVEYARD
YOU'RE ACTUALLY
PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.
YEAH, I KNOW.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
LIZA.
DON'T TRY TO BE NICE
TO ME, 'CAUSE I STILL
THINK YOU'RE A GIANT FUCK TWIT.
WHAT'D I DO?
"WOULD YOU SUPERMAN
THAT HO FOR 20 BUCKS?"
"FOR HALF A MILLION,
I MIGHT THINK ABOUT IT."
FUCK...TWIT.
I SAID THAT?
THE FACT THAT YOU
DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
MAKES YOU AN
EVEN BIGGER FUCK TWIT.
WHAT IF I TAKE IT BACK?
TOO LATE. I'M ALREADY SCARRED.
DUDE, YOU CARRY AROUND A RAT,
YOU DON'T BRUSH YOUR HAIR,
YOU'RE WEARING A CHEERLEADER --
YEAH, I'M EXPRESSING MY
INDIVIDUALITY, OKAY?
YOU'RE LOOKING TO ATTRACNEGATIVE ATTENTION.
THERE'S A WORD FOR THAT.
YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
I FORGET.
BUT THERE'S A WORD FOR IT.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE
UGLY OR ANYTHING.
I'M NOT?
NOPE.
[MUSIC STOPS]
BUT CHICKS WHO CARRY
AROUND RODENTS DEFINITELY
KILL THEIR FUCK FACTOR.
HERE'S SOME ADVICE --
LEAVE THE RAT AT HOME,
AND YOU MAY GET A DATE.
AND IT BETTER NOSHIT IN MY CLOSET.
[SCOFFS]
LIKE YOU'D NOTICE.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
12:02.
WHO CARES?
I CAN COME OUT NOW.
[CHUCKLES]
GUESS I SHOULD PROBABLY GO FIND
OUT WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE IS.
OR WE COULD BONE.
I'M GONNA GO GET DRESSED.
CAN I WATCH?
[SNIFFLES]
I SMELL LIKE PEE.
[CHUCKLES]
TWO MORE TO GO.
YOU OR ME, EVE?
I HOPE IT'S ME.
HOES FIRST.
[CHUCKLES]
ALL RIGHT.
WHO HASN'T DARED YET?
I HAVE A DARE FOR YOU.
I BET YOU DO.
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
HELLO?
IT'S LIZA.
SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
TELL HER TO MEET US ATHE CARBY'S ON LOUGHEED.
WHY?
'CAUSE I TRIPLE
DOG DARE YOU TO...
SO, ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS MUG A PENTHOUSE?
NO PROBLEM.
WHAT, ARE WE WAITING
ON RAT GIRL OR WHAT?
YOU NEVER SAID
THERE WAS SECURITY!
KARMA'S A BITCH.
[CHUCKLING] WHAT, ARE YOU
TRYING TO GET ME ARRESTED?
YOU CAN CHALLENGE ME.
I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T DO IT,
JUST SAY IT, AND I WILL.
HER DAD OWNS THIS STORE, CHAPIN.
[SCOFFS]
[CHUCKLES]
AND, BY THE WAY, PORN'S
RIGHT BEHIND THE COUNTER.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU CAN SEE SHE'S NOT JOKING
JOKING
DID DAD CALL?
NO, LOSER. I TOLD YOU --
HE'S NOT GONNA CALL.
IT'S LIKE 2:00 A.M.
IN FLORIDA RIGHT NOW.
OH. THE NEXT TIME
YOU DECIDE TO DARE YOUR
FRIENDS TO DO SHIT,
LEAVE MY CLOSET OUT OF IT.
[CHUCKLES]
CHECK YOU LATER, LIZA.
LATER, TODD.
[ENGINE REVS]
DID YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM?
[SCOFFS]
SLUT UP!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
OKAY. FINE.
LET'S DO IT.
BUT I NEED THIS.
HEY!
CUT YOUR BITCHIN'.
I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO
WEAR THIS PINK NIGHTMARE.
I'LL TRY NOT TO BARF ON IT.
IF SHE GETS ARRESTED,
MY DAD'S A LAWYER.
HE'S REALLY GOOD, TOO.
SHUT UP, SARAH!
SHE'LL BE FINE.
[GUARD] HEY, KID.
YOU CAN'T RIDE
THAT THING IN HERE.
SORRY, SIR.
HEY, MAN. CAN I GEA PACK OF EXTRA LIGHTS?
WHAT'S SHE DOING?
[CHUCKLES]
SHE'S ABOUT TO GET BUSTED.
UH, YOU NEED SOME
HELP FINDING SOMETHING?
UH...NO. I'M -- I'M OKAY.
THANKS.
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
DO YOU HAVE, UH, THOSE, UM,
COLORED COVERED PEANUTS?
THERE'S PEANUTS IN THEM.
MY DAD USED TO EAT THEM
ALL THE TIME, AND I, UH --
M&M'S?
YES! M&M'S.
DO YOU HAVE THOSE?
[EXPLOSION]
[UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
[SCOFFS]
SHE BLEW UP MY DAD'S MICROWAVE!
HEY! YOU! GET OUT OF THERE!
[GASPS] GET IN THE CAR!
OOH! GET IN THE CAR!
PEACE OUT!
CHEW ME UP
SPIT ME OULOCK ME UP
BABY, LET'S GO
HEY! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
COME BACK HERE -- NOW!
STOP, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
I SAID STOP -- NOW!
WHERE IS SHE?
OW!
[GUITAR SOLO]
YOU LITTLE THIEF.
LOOK OUT! DON'T HIT HER!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[PANTING]
[KILLOLA'S
"WHO WE THINK WE ARE" PLAYS]
[LAUGHING] OH, MY...
THAT WAS THE MOST BODACK THING
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
[HUMS]
OH, WHOSE FRIEND ARE YOU,
ANYWAYS?
YOU BLEW UP MY DAD'S MICROWAVE.
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?
YOUTUBE.
AND I COULDN'T JUST GESOMETHING FOR CECILY
AND NOT GET SOMETHING FOR
EVERYONE ELSE, SO...
NO WAY.
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED THIS.
[LAUGHING] OH, MY...
[LAUGHS]
AND, NINA, I DON'MEAN TO SAY ANYTHING BAD
ABOUT YOUR HAIR,
BECAUSE WE'RE COOL.
BUT EVER SINCE THE SEIZURE
THING, YOU MIGHT...
WANT TO FIX IT.
THANKS.
YEAH.
AND, SARAH...
LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU.
[LAUGHTER]
OH, MY GOD.
NOW, THESE DON'EXPIRE UNTIL 2010,
SO YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY
USE ONE OR TWO.
[LAUGHTER]
AND FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL...
[HUMS FANFARE]
[LAUGHS]
WOW!
[LAUGHS]
WHO'S THE "TRIPLE DOG" QUEEN?
COME ON. COME ON.
GIVE ME SOME LOVE.
YEAH, UNTIL YOU'RE BUSTED
BY THE SECURITY CAM.
OH, AND, UH, ONE FOR ME.
[LAUGHING] OH, MY...
YOU ARE INSANE!
[GASPS]
ALL RIGHT.
ONE MORE DARE OF THE EVENING.
READY FOR YOURS, SPALDING?
LET'S DO IT.
SARAH, IT'S YOUR TURN.
YAY! OKAY.
DRUMROLL, PLEASE.
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO GO TO
THIRD BASE WITH WHISPER TONIGHT.
[LAUGHS]
YOU BITCH!
YOU LOVE IT.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
HEY, MAL, CAN I
ASK YOU SOMETHING?
WHAT?
WHAT'S THE WHOLE DEAL
WITH STACY ST. CLAIR?
SHUT YOUR MOUTH! KICK THE BALL!
WELL...
KEEP TALKING, SPALDING.
SEE WHERE IT GETS YA.
I DON'T TALK ABOUSTACY ST. CLAIR,
AND I DON'T TALK
ABOUT SACRED HEART.
GET IT?
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
TAKE A LAP, LADIES. MOVE IT.
SHIT. THANKS A LOT.
AND, IF YOU'RE SO CURIOUS,
WHY DON'T YOU ASK CHAPIN?
TWO FOR YOU, SILVERS!
HOW DO I LOOK?
SEX-ALICIOUS!
YOU DON'T THINK I'M
TRYING TOO HARD?
NO. JUST BE COOL.
WHISPER LIKES THAT.
UM, CHAPIN, CAN I
ASK YOU SOMETHING?
YEAH.
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT STACY ST. CLAIR?
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?
CHILLAX.
NO, YOU CHILLAX.
AND -- AND, NO, SHE WAS --
SHE WAS OLDER THAN ME.
WELL, LIZA SAID --
WHO CARES WHAT LIZA SAID.
WELL, SHE SAID YOU TWO
GOT INTO A FIGHT AND
THEN YOU PUSHED HER
OFF THE BRIDGE.
[SCOFFS]
LIZA!
GET OVER HERE.
-CHAPIN, JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
NO, I'M NOT GONNA
FORGET ABOUT IT.
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN
PEOPLE TALK SHIT ABOUT ME.
THE WHOLE "STACY ST. CLAIR"
THING --
YOU WEREN'T THERE,
WERE YOU, LIZA?
-LOOK, I HEARD...
-YOU WEREN'T THERE.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, SO
STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.
AND, FYI, I DIDN'EVEN KNOW HER, OKAY?
ALL I KNOW IS THAWE WERE AT A PARTY.
STACY WAS DEPRESSED.
AND THEN SHE RAN OFF.
-JUST LIKE THAT?
-JUST LIKE THAT.
SHE WASN'T STONED OR
SEEING BUTTERFLIES?
LOOK, PEOPLE WHO ARE
DEPRESSED DO CRAZY THINGS.
MAYBE HER MOM HIT HER.
MAYBE HER DOG DIED.
MAYBE SHE WAS PREGNANT.
OR MAYBE SHE WAS JUSA COKED-OUT JUNKIE
WHO LOST HER WILL TO LIVE.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T ASK HER.
ALL I KNOW IS THASHE JUMPED, OKAY?
THEN WHY'D YOU GET EXPELLED?
BECAUSE I WAS THERE, JUSLIKE THAT LESBONAUT,
MALLORY SILVERS.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD, CHAPIN.
OKAY, STOP IT!
GOD!
CUT THE ASS ACT, CHAPIN.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
YOU'RE GONNA BEHAVE YOURSELF.
I'M 'HAVED.
GOOD.
SOMETIMES BEING AROUND
YOU IS LIKE BABYSITTING
A KID WITH A.D.D.
[BOOMKAT'S "RUN BOY
[HERE I COME]" PLAYS]
LET'S GO EXPLORE
BOOMKAT CAN'T IGNORE
BOOMKAT COMING FOR YOU
TAKE THAT ON THE FLOOR
AND JUST FAKE IT, FAKE ILET ME SEE THAT DIRTY DANCE
I KNOW, I KNOW YOU WANT INSIDE
MY FLIRTY PANTS
DON'T GET IT TWISTED
BOOMKAT'S GONNA FLIP ITAKE THAT TO THE LIMIT...
WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME?
THEY'RE NOT LOOKING AT YOU.
THEY'RE LOOKING AT ME.
YO, STEPHAN, WHERE'S WHISPER?
[LAUGHING] SOMEWHERE.
GET OFF ME!
[CHUCKLES] WHAT'S UP?
WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT?
[CHUCKLES]
IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH?
SO, HEY, UH, EVE'S LOOKING
PRETTY GOOD TONIGHT, RIGHT?
UH, YEAH. SHE'S CUTE.
BANGABLE CUTE?
SHE LOOKS GOOD.
COME ON. I WANT TO
SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
DON'T SWEAT MY NECKLACE
DON'T YOU EXPECT ISO 'SPECT II STAND CORRECTED
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
THAT'S SO BITCHIN'.
DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU?
FOR REALS?
I TAUGHT MY AUNTIE.
SWEET!
I WANT TO MAKE...A SWEATER.
A PINK ONE?
[SCOFFS]
I CAN ROCK PINK.
RIGHT?
TOTES. [LAUGHS]
HAVE A DRINK.
HERE.
[LAUGHING] YEAH, GIRL.
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
[COUGHS]
NICE FUN BUBBLES.
GRAB ME ONE OF THOSE.
GIVE ME ONE, MAN.
HEY, IT'S RAT GIRL! [LAUGHS]
SHUT IT DOWN.
WHAT?
WHY, GOT A NEW SEX
BUDDY OR SOMETHING?
[LAUGHS]
HEY.
WAS MY BROTHER MAD
WHEN HE FOUND YOU?
NO. HE GOT OVER IT.
DID CECILY REALLY PISS
ON SCALCO'S STOOP?
RIGHT ON THE WELCOME MAT.
OH, BUT DON'T TELL
HER I TOLD YOU THAT.
SHE'S STILL, LIKE,
FREAKING OUT OVER IT.
SO, ARE YOU NERVOUS?
YEAH.
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE NOGONNA BACK OUT, ARE YOU?
NO.
MY DAD LOVES MY HAIR.
-HEY.
SEE YA. [CHUCKLES]
WHAT WAS YOUR DARE TONIGHT?
[CHUCKLES]
NOT TELLING.
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE YOU'LL FUSS AME LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
I WILL NOT.
SWEAR?
I SWEAR I WON'T FUSS AYOU LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
[CHUCKLES]
WHAT WAS YOUR BIG DARE? COME ON.
I HAD TO MUG A
PENTHOUSE FROM CARBY'S.
AND?
EXACTLY.
SO I STOLE A BUNCH OF SHIAND BLEW UP A MICROWAVE.
[LAUGHS]
WHY DO YOU DO SHIT LIKE THAT?
ESPECIALLY AFTER, UM...
YOU KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
'CAUSE.
IT'S FUN, AND WE WERE BORED.
AND I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF EVER SHAVING MY HEAD.
YOU'D STILL BE HOT.
[CHUCKLES]
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
ALL RIGHT.
I KEEP TELLING YOU NO,
BUT YOU AIN'T HEARING ME
SO WHAT DO I GOT TO DO
TO GET THROUGH TO YOU?
I ACT LIKE THERE'S
NOTHING WRONG
OH, BABY, I COULD BE
SWEET ON THE PHONE
BUT I DON'T HAVE
THE TIME TO WASTE
I WANT TO SCREAM,
BABY, SCREAM, BABY
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY
HEY.
OH. UH, HEY.
RIGHT HERE.
I MEAN, I KNOW I GET GOOD
GRADES, I KNOW I'M CATHOLIC,
I KNOW I'M CONSERVATIVE, BUT,
DAMN IT, I WANT TO RAGE, TOO,
SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW?!
TOTALLY.
EVERYBODY SHOULD GET NAKED
AND RUN AROUND AT LEASONCE IN THEIR LIVES.
FUCK, YEAH!
IT WAS TOTALLY LIBERATING.
IT SHOULD BE A LAW.
-HELL, YEAH. I'D VOTE FOR IT.
HELL, YEAH!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
GETTING NAKED!
FUCK, YEAH!
[LAUGHS]
DUDE...
WE SHOULD KNIT NAKED!
OKAY, SARAH, LET'S GO.
FUCK, NO. I'M BUSY.
[LAUGHS]
COME ON.
-COME ON.
I WILL BRING HER RIGHT BACK.
EXCUSE US.
GET AWAY, GET AWAY
GET AWAY, GET AWAY
GET AWAY, GET AWAY
I KEEP TELLING MYSELF
I KEEP TELLING MYSELF
I KEEP TELLING MYSELF
I KEEP TELLING MYSELF
I ACT LIKE THERE'S
NOTHING WRONG
OH, BABY, I COULD BE
SWEET ON THE PHONE
BUT I DON'T HAVE
THE TIME TO WASTE
I WANT TO SCREAM, BABY,
SCREAM, BABY, SCREAM, BABY
I GOT TO GET AWAY
I KEEP TELLING MYSELF
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN
I LIKE YOUR SHIRT.
SO DO I. THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT IT.
WHAT WAS YOUR DARE TONIGHT, EVE?
I'M WORKING ON IT.
WHAT'S THIRD BASE?
ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU DARED HER.
YOU TOLD ME TO.
ORAL, SARAH.
THIRD BASE IS ORAL.
OH.
ORAL SEX.
[CHUCKLING] OH, MY GOD.
[ZIPPER UNZIPS]
WHOA.
MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP.
COME ON. YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING.
I'M A GUY. I CAN'T HELP IT.
THEN ACT LIKE IT.
EVE...
LOOK, I THINK YOU'RE COOL,
BUT --
"BUT"?
I'VE GOT MY EYE
ON SOMEBODY ELSE.
WHO?
YOUR GIRL.
CHAPIN?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
EVE...
LOOK, YOU'RE CUTE. I'M SORRY.
SHUT UP!
I KNEW IT.
EVE, WAIT!
...MUCH BETTER
WHEN I HAD YOU
OH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK
YOU THE SAME THING.
[SCOFFS]
SLUT UP.
[LAUGHING] WHAT?
IT ALL FEELS SO REAL
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
I'M PROBLEM-FREE, CHAPIN.
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU --
I MEAN, SHE'S CUTE, RIGHT?
YOU WERE WATCHING ME?
OF COURSE I WAS WATCHING YOU.
IT'S THE FREAKIN' GAME.
WELL, THEN, YOU KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT MY PROBLEM IS.
OH, THAT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
FOR GOD'S SAKES,
IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!
COME ON, CHAPIN.
HOLD UP! HOLD UP!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
THIS IS NOT HOW
IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO.
IF I KISS YOU, THEN
WILL YOU HOOK UP WITH HER?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YOU HEARD ME. WILL YOU?
UM...I DON'T --
WHAT THE HELL
IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
LOOK, IT'S -- IT'S A GAME.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND,
AND IT'S HER 16TH BIRTHDAY.
HER DAD HASN'T CALLED HER,
AND SHE'S ALL UPSET ABOUT IT.
SHE HAS THIS HUGE CRUSH ON YOU,
AND NOW, IF YOU DON'T HOOK UP
WITH HER, SHE HAS
TO GET HER HEAD SHAVED.
DOESN'T THASOUND MESSED UP TO YOU?
YEAH.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN, AND
THEN EVERYTHING GOES WRONG.
YOU MEAN LIKE STACY?
DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.
I NEVER SHOULD
HAVE EVEN TOLD YOU.
IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE.
IT WASN'T.
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!
CHAPIN, ACCIDENTS
HAPPEN ALL OF THE TIME,
AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
SO, YOU GUYS
DONE WITH YOUR GAME YET?
AND THIS IS
YOUR BUSINESS BECAUSE?
WELL, DID YOU ASK CHAPIN
ABOUT STACY ST. CLAIR?
YES.
SHE SAID SHE FELL OFF A BRIDGE.
MAYBE SHE FELL.
MAYBE SHE WAS PUSHED.
MAYBE SHE JUMPED.
DON'T BE MAD, MAL.
THAT'S THE GAME.
AND I THINK IBRINGS OUT YOUR EYES.
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU.
PICK SOMEONE TO DARE YOU.
THEN HOW ABOUT YOU, SMARTASS?
MAKE IT GOOD.
I'M GETTING BORED.
JUMP.
FROM?
THE BRIDGE.
THE JOGGER BRIDGE?
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO JUMP
OFF THE JOGGER BRIDGE.
THAT'S STUPID.
SO IS YOUR HEAD, BALDY.
HOW MUCH IS IN THE POT?
$280.
WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL
JUST PUT IT IN MY POCKET NOW.
LET'S GO.
-WHY'D SHE JUMP?
MAYBE SOMEONE DARED HER TO.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MALLORY?
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
TO STACY ST. CLAIR?
SHE JUMPED.
YEAH, SHE DID.
BECAUSE SOMEONE DARED HER TO.
IS THAT TRUE?
NOTHING BAD WAS
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
FUN? ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?
PEOPLE JUMP OFF THAT BRIDGE ALL
THE TIME, AND NOTHING HAPPENS.
THERE'S A CURRENT, IDIOT, BUYOU WEREN'T THINKING ABOUT THAT.
YOU NEEDED TO BE THE CENTER OF
ATTENTION, SO YOU TRIPLE DOG
DARED STACY ST. CLAIR TO DO
SOMETHING YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T.
I COULD HAVE.
I DON'T THINK SO.
YOU DARING ME, MAL?
I WOULDN'T BE THAT DUMB.
CHAPIN!
YOU BITCH.

CHAPIN!
CHAPIN!
CHAPIN!
CHAPIN!
GET YOUR ASS
BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
CHAPIN!
CHAPIN, DON'T YOU DARE JUMP!
YOU LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!
CHAPIN!
CHAPIN!
CHAPIN!
DON'T DO IT!
DON'T YOU JUMP!
DON'T JUMP, CHAPIN!
NO!
CHAPIN!
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING!
GO DOWN TO THE
BEND IN THE RIVER!
CHAPIN!
OH, MY GOD!
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING!
ME NEITHER.
CHAPIN!
MAYBE SHE
SWAM TO THE OTHER SIDE.
YOU BITCH!
I DIDN'T TELL HER TO DO IT!
WHAT DUMBASS JUMPS OFF A BRIDGE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HUH?
WHAT DUMBASS?
SHE'S CRAZY!
SHE WAS THERE!
SHE KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!
WHAT'S THAT?
SHIT.
I'M CALLING 911.
SHE PROBABLY
SWAM TO THE OTHER SIDE.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
CHAPIN!
CHAPIN!
CHAPIN!
CHAPIN!
CHAPIN!
CHAPIN!
MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN AROUND.
I THOUGHT THE
FUN WAS JUST STARTING.
CHAPIN.
WHAT? YOU TWO LOOK LIKE YOU'VE
SEEN A GHOST OR SOMETHING.
[VOICE BREAKING]
YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY?!
EVE, STOP! EVE, EVE, STOP!
-I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
-STOP.
-I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
-STOP. EVE.
SHUT UP! YOU MORON!
LOOK, IF WE'RE NOT COOL ANYMORE,
I COULD JUST WALK HOME, OKAY?
THEN WALK YOURSELF HOME!
FINE! I WILL, BITCH!
HOW COULD YOU BE SO SELFISH?
I JUST NEEDED TO SEE,
'CAUSE IT WAS MY FAULT,
SO FUCK YOU FOR NOUNDERSTANDING THAT!
[VOICE BREAKING]
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.
I SHOULD HAVE JUSKEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT!
THE CURRENWAS REALLY, REALLY ROUGH.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DARED HER.
[SOBBING]
THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT, CHAPIN.
YES, IT WAS.
NO, IT WASN'T.
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE CURRENT.
I JUST...
I-I DIDN'T...
KNOW.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, CHAPIN.
GOD, I TOTALLY SUCK.
YEAH.
YOU KIND OF DO.
[CHUCKLES]
ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH, I THINK I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
WE SHOULD GO FIND OUWHERE EVERYBODY ELSE IS.
YEAH.
OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE ALIVE!
YOU ARE, LIKE,
THE DUMBEST PERSON
I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE,
SERIOUSLY.
SHUT UP, CECILY.
YOU'RE NOT AS PERFECAS YOU THINK YOU ARE, OKAY?
EXCUSE ME?
YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
CHAPIN, YOU CAN GO HOME.
CHAPIN! CHAPIN?
[SIREN WAILING]
I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
OH, NO -- POLICE!
LET'S GO.
COME ON.
[LAUGHTER]
OH.
I THINK IT KIND OF GOES
WITHOUT SAYING, DOESN'T IT?
CHAPIN, FOR SURE.
UH, EXCUSE ME.
I PEED ON SCALCO'S STOOP, OKAY?
HE'LL PROBABLY
NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN --
AFTER HE KICKS ME
OUT OF SCHOOL, THAT IS.
CAN I VOTE FOR MYSELF?
[ALL] NO.
NO.
THEN I VOTE FOR NINA,
BY DEFAULT.
CHAPIN.
[CHUCKLES]
CHAPIN, YOU WIN.
AND, FOR THE RECORD,
MY VOTE WAS FOR SARAH.
DON'T WE HAVE TO
SHAVE EVE'S HEAD NOW?
WHAT?
THAT'S THE GAME, RIGHT? I MEAN,
I WANTED TO DO PEDICURES.
SCREW YOUR FEET, CECILY.
DID YOUR DAD CALL YET?
YOU SHOULD JUST CALL HIM.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WILL.
HI, DAD.
YEAH.
I KNOW IT'S LATE, BUT I WAS JUSCALLING BECAUSE...
YEAH, I-I KNOW, BUT...
I WAS JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO
CALL BECAUSE...
FINE.
I WON'T.
BYE.
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
EVE?
HE SAID NEVER TO
CALL THIS LATE AGAIN.
I NEED A MINUTE.
AAAAAAAAH!
[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE]
AAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
GREAT. SHE FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT.
EVE...
YOU ALL RIGHT?
[SIGHS] I-
I JUST NEEDED TO GET THAT OUT.
[SIGHS]
LET'S DO IT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WE DON'T HAVE TO.
YEAH, I THOUGHYOUR DAD LOVED YOUR HAIR.
THAT'S THE GAME, RIGHT?
FRIENDS STICK. DADS DON'T.
I WANT TO.
LET'S DO IT.
[CLIPPER BUZZES]
[CRYING]
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
IT'S REALLY SAD.
BUT IT'S MY HAIR.
I CAN KNIT YOU A HAT.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
HEY, EVE...
SO, WHAT'S YOUR MOM
GONNA SAY ABOUT YOUR HAIR?
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SPEAK
WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE.
YEAH.
I BETTER GET HOME.
I CAN DROP YOU OFF.
I GOT WHEELS.
OKAY.
OKAY, WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST --
STILL FRIENDS?
[SIGHS]
ALWAYS.
BFF.
AND JUST SO YOU KNOW...
NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
WOULD EVER LEAVE YOU BEHIND.
[SNIFFS] YOU SMELL THAT?
[SNIFFS] WHAT?
MMM. SNIFF AGAIN.
[SNIFFS]
NOSTALGIA.
[CHUCKLES]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
[CHUCKLES]
[HAYLEY TAYLOR'S "WAKING" PLAYS]
PILLOWS SOFT, COVERS WARM
AND IT'S GETTING EASIER
NOT TO WAKE YOU UP
DON'T YOU KNOW THAI KNOW ALL OF THE REASONS
THAT YOU HAVE GOT TO GO?
AND I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO SAVE YOU
AND I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO CHANGE YOU
BUT I CAN'T TAKE
WATCHING YOU SLIP AWAY
IN YOUR DREAMS,
NOTHING'S REAL
AND THERE ARE NO SCARS OR
PERMANENT MARKS TO BEAR
LIGHTS ARE LOW,
HEART OF STONE
BUT IT MAKES THE MINUTES
NOT SEEM SO INFINITELY COLD
BUT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO SAVE YOU
I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO BLAME YOU
BUT I CAN'T TAKE
WATCHING YOU SLIP AWAY
'CAUSE THERE'S JUST NO CURE
NO HOUSE ON A HILL
NO LOVE THAT'S ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE NOT FULFILLED
[GUITAR SOLO]
AND I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO SAVE YOU
I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO CHANGE YOU
BUT I CAN'T TAKE WATCHING
YOU SLIP AWA-A-A-A-Y
BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU
TRYING TO SAVE YOU
BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU
BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU
BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]