Twisted Hearts (2024) Movie Script

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- So, we've been having
some trouble, communicating.
So we came to you because
we heard you're the best and
we really need your help.
- Mm.
So, you say you've been together how long?
- Two years.
- Well, one and a half,
'cause I didn't technically
ask her out until, you know.
- Has it be two years, a year a half,
'cause that's a big damn difference?
- Two years.
- One and a half.
- Okay, y'all don't even know
how long y'all been together.
You know that's red flag number one.
And you say you're
struggling with communication?
Listen, motherfuckers
do not come to therapy
just to say they can't talk.
So what else is it?
(light music)
- Well, we sort of...
- Girl, stop looking
at him and spit it out.
- Well, the truth is that we've having
trouble with our, intimacy.
(light music)
- Intimacy?
(chuckles) So you try
telling me y'all ain't fucking?
- Well, it, it's more than just that.
- So y'all have only been together a year
and you're already not fucking?
- Well...
- (laughs) Baby, ain't
nothing I can do for y'all.
Y'all don't even like each other.
- Well, it, it's about
more than just, s-sex.
- Shit!
- Right?
(laughs) Baby, let me tell you something.
I don't advocate for
much, but I will tell you this.
If you are not attracted to each other,
it's gonna never work!
You know, otherwise, you
gonna wake up every day,
honey, mad as hell.
Just disgusted.
(light music)
Okay, look.
Lack of intimacy means that
somebody, somewhere is
unsatisfied with something.
Okay?
And you need to dig
deeper and figure that out.
Spend more time together.
May I suggest you attend
one of my couples retreats?
- A couples retreat?
Oh, we love being around
other couples and just,
the influence of the love in the room.
- Okay.
- When's your next one?
- Oh, not for another three months.
I mean, I have one this weekend,
but it's already booked.
- We, we, we can wait for it, yeah.
- Are you so sure about that?
'Cause if she ain't fucking
you, she fucking somebody.
Or vice versa.
- Oh, I, um...
- That's all my time for today.
That will be $300, cash only please.
- Oh. Of course.
(light music)
Do you have change?
- Oh no, no, sugar, just
consider that a tip (laughs).
Yeah.
- Of course.
- Thank you.
("Twisted" by Keith Sweat)
Oh yeah baby
You gotta make your mind up
Yeah
(gentle piano music)
Kut Klose
Help me out
You know you want my love baby
I get twisted over you
I know I got what you need
I got what you need right here, baby
So what you wanna do?
Baby, baby, I know
Baby, I love you so
But you don't feel like I do
Tell me what can I do?
But I gotta be strong,
but I gotta be strong
Girl, you did me wrong
When I thought we were really
down, I thought we were down
Now you say you want me, now
you say you want me, girl
Make up your mind
I'm not gonna be here for long
I'm not gonna be here for long
You know you want my lovin', baby
- Wow.
This is nice.
- I know.
(birds singing)
(birds singing)
(birds singing)
(birds singing)
- Whoa, whoa, stop.
- What?
- I got it.
- I got it.
- You know you don't carry
nothing when I'm around. Stop.
- Okay.
(birds singing)
(birds singing)
- Hey, look.
- What?
- We're working on us this weekend, okay?
Wanna do everything in
my power to make sure
that this is for us, okay?
- Okay.
- It's gonna be good.
- If you say so.
(piano music)
- Wow.
(piano music)
This is nice.
Damn, this is nice.
How can you even think
about having problems
in a place like this?
- How many people you say is coming again?
- She said three, right? Three couples.
Yo!
Stop it.
They got Renaissance on vinyl.
(Jay humming)
(upbeat music)
Where you going?
- To go find the rooms.
(Jay humming)
- Coming.
Wow.
Dr. Rose put this together really nice.
Why the look, Tiff?
I know that face. What's on your mind?
- I just don't know what
allowing people in our business
is gonna do to better
this relationship, Jay.
- Look, I don't see it as
putting people in our business.
I see it more like support.
- We don't know them.
- Yeah, but, it still may
be something that they can
teach us and we can teach them.
- They don't know us.
- Tiff, are you gonna be hard
or are you gonna at least try?
Look, this all starts with you.
Nothing can truly happen if you don't
find the value in what we're doing.
Look, I know it's hard. I know.
If we love each other, and I
mean truly love each other,
we'll get through it, every time.
Okay?
- Sometimes love isn't enough.
(soft piano music)
- Wow.
Welcome, couples.
Hm.
All right.
- [Tori] Hello! Anybody home?
- Hey.
- Hi!
- Hey, hey.
- Tori. I'm Tori.
- Hey, I'm Jay.
- Nice to meet you.
- (indistinct)
This is my honey, Derrick.
- Ooh whee, Dr. Rose must be
making a killing off of us
to put us up in this thing.
Shit.
- It's perfect. It's for you and me.
- I wanna have sex in all the rooms, baby.
Yeah?
- Yeah yeah.
- Yeah yeah.
- Come here, girl.
(light music)
- Yo, hey.
Hey, hey. The room's upstairs.
That way.
- Are you here all alone?
- No, no, I know what it looks like.
She's upstairs, freshening up.
- Okay, I thought you were just being
productive in self-love.
- Hey, baby, I need to be
oiled, because I'm a little dry.
- Okay, honey, I got exactly what you need.
- I love when you talk like that.
Yeah, you think you can
handle this stallion, baby?
- Oh you know I can.
- (indistinct)
- Hey, dog, you go ahead
and handle that self-love.
You don't wait up, all right?
- Hey, is someone here?
- Oh, yeah, this little
weird freaky couple,
they just came in doing the most
and they just went upstairs.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
(Tiff laughing)
- My God, look at this room, babe.
- Oh.
- So much room for (indistinct).
Mm, come here.
Mm.
(lips smacking)
(both moaning)
- Get up there!
- Damn you strong, girl.
- You like it, Dad?
- Can you please put the D-Y on that?
- Well I call my father Daddy.
It feels kinda weird calling you that too.
- Yeah, but I'm your boyfriend.
You shouldn't call me Dad.
- Okay, fine.
- Steed.
- Yeah, I like that.
Call me Steed.
- Yeah, I like Steed.
- Come ride this Steed.
- I'm coming!
- I really wanna make this work.
- Okay.
- But, I need you to understand me,
why I feel the way I do.
- Okay, I understand
why you feel like you do.
- No, I don't think you do.
Because if you did, we wouldn't be here.
- Well, there are more important reasons
why we're here right now.
Communication is one.
- Jay, this is not a communication issue.
You know what this is about.
- Yeah.
I do, but...
Understand that you don't listen to me
the same way you say I don't listen to you.
- Dammit, Jay!
It's not all about you.
Sometimes I just need you to hear me!
And take it in.
Anytime I come to you about my feelings,
you always make it about you.
- Because that's all I can do.
I'm the only one with the real issue here.
- The real issue?
- Yeah, you don't accept me for who I am.
- Oh my God.
- Look, see?
It's the...
Look at the way you look at me.
It's like you don't even want me.
- Okay.
- Every time we turn around,
you starting a argument with me.
When, when, when it's all the time.
- Okay.
- Look,
I'm trying.
I'm really trying,
but for some reason
you just don't see that shit.
- I see it!
You don't see my efforts.
- I do.
But you always projecting
your shit onto me.
- Okay, and you're projecting on me!
If I didn't want you, I would have left.
If I didn't accept you, I would have left.
But I didn't.
Okay?
- Listen.
I feel like if you truly loved yourself,
like truly loved yourself,
I honestly feel like you
woulda left me a long time ago.
(gentle guitar music)
God is working on something real
Don't even know what real is
- [Simone] It really is.
- What's wrong with him?
- I don't know.
- Oh, hey, what up?
- Hello.
- I'm Jay.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hey, man, I already know that look.
Telling you now, ain't
no point. Let her win.
What?
- Can you mind your business?
- This is need-to-know information.
- Hey, look. Your room's
upstairs, that way.
- Thanks, Jay.
I'm Simone, this is Cameron.
- Nice to meet you.
- Anyone else here?
- Yeah, it's, it's another couple upstairs.
- We'll be right back, Jay.
(soft music)
- All right, all right, all
right, what we doing tonight?
(Derrick laughing)
Woo, sit that fine ass
down over here, girl.
Mm, mm mm mm.
- I guess wherever tonight
leads us. I don't know.
- It's gonna lead us to getting drunk,
telling all our business,
getting a little naked
and I'm down for that.
- Well, not quite.
It looks like Dr. Rose left us
a note with a full itinerary.
- Babe, we ain't doing no
itinerary. This is a vacation.
- It's not just a vacation.
Okay, this is a couples retreat.
It was created to help
each of our relationships
be stronger and better.
- Okay.
- Day One, which is today.
Settle in and get to know each other.
Figure out why you're here.
- To fix our relationships.
All right, done.
- No, babe, dig deeper.
- You know I love it
when you talk like that.
- Oh my God, new people! Hi!
I'm Tori.
- Hi.
- And you are?
- Not into hugs.
- Okay.
- Yo, where's your girl at?
- I don't know, man. She
shoulda been down here now.
I think she's probably, I
don't know, changing, I guess.
I don't know.
- I thought he was here alone.
- You thought he was
alone at a couples retreat?
- You know, they take self-love
to a whole other level these days.
Finally!
I was starting to think you didn't
wanna be around us anymore.
I'm Tori!
- Hi.
- Oh my God, you're stunning!
- Well thank you.
- Well I was just telling
my man that Dr. Rose left us
a full itinerary so we get
the most out of this retreat.
- And I was just telling my woman
that we don't need no itinerary, all right.
Let's just get lit, enjoy the first night
and deal with the rest of that shit later,
you know what I'm saying?
- Yo, I'm with that, I seen
the bottles when I came in.
- Shoot, and they got a pool.
- Get the fuck outta here!
- Oh I'm out, Nigga.
- Uh-uh, no, wait a minute.
We came here for a purpose,
and we all need to stick to that.
- Man, we can live
out that purpose later.
We just got off the road. Let's
just have some fun, right?
- Hey, look.
- This is fun though.
- Wait, hold on.
- Wha, wha, what's so fun about this?
You know what I'm saying?
Going to bed mad, hurting
each other's feelings, like,
we could do that shit, another time.
Like, tomorrow.
- Okay, wait, hold on.
How about we just do the task
that she assigned us first?
Get it outta the way,
and use the rest of the night to have fun.
- I'm with that.
- My god!
- Thank you, Jay.
- So what's first, Tori?
- The why.
All couples should sit in a common area
and answer why are we here today?
Be 100% honest, and
don't hold anything back.
This will help set the tone
for the rest of the retreat.
- Hope it don't ruin
the rest of the retreat.
- That's what I'm saying.
- You should not fear
that this moment will stop
what's in store for the
rest of the weekend.
Today's lesson is
listening with no response.
Try your best to not let
whatever is said get to you.
Respect each other's truth.
- Start the trip off on a sour note.
- It's not just the trip.
The entire purpose of us being here
is to understand each other better.
- All right, look, let's just do this.
Let's go ahead and get it outta the way,
and let's just make a promise
not to let it ruin the night.
- Tori, please don't let
it ruin the night, babe.
- I won't, if you don't.
- I won't.
- Yeah.
(light music)
- Cool, well, Tori and
Derrick, you guys are up first.
- Shit, you so eager
to follow all the rules
all the goddam time.
Now we got to go first, shit.
- Well, I'm Tori, and Derrick
and I have been together
for three amazing years,
and my why is because
I'm ready to get married.
But, I don't think we can because Derrick
refuses to introduce me to his family.
Well, mainly his mama.
- Wait, wait...
- Hey, no feedback. This is my truth.
Thank you.
Anyway, like I was saying,
Derrick will not introduce
me to his family because
his mama doesn't like that
he's dating a white woman.
But, get this.
His mama, is white.
Yeah, she said she
doesn't want her Black son
to get caught up with no crazy white woman.
That's what he told me one drunken night,
but who knows if that's the truth or not?
But despite all of that,
I love him and I would marry him
a million times, if he just lets me.
- (clears throat) Okay,
Derrick, I guess it's on you.
- My why,
I don't know.
I'm here because she's making me be here.
- Be serious, Derrick.
- What? I am, you making me be here.
Shit.
All right, um.
My why is because I'm afraid.
I'm afraid of
losing the respect of my mother because of
the woman who I choose to be with.
Dr. Rose says that I'm
surface level, and that I,
that I harvest some deep
insecurities about myself.
I guess.
So, Ima take this time serious.
And figure out whatever
it takes for us to be happy.
- If y'all not happy, I give up on love.
- See, that's the thing, right?
Like, we be getting it in.
We be going to Pound Town,
you know what I'm saying?
We sexually compatible,
but when she talk sometimes
I be like what the fuck,
you know what I'm saying?
It just be like...
- Hey.
- What? No, okay, baby,
it's just, I'm being honest.
All right, I just like we from two
different cultures sometimes.
But I love you to life, baby. I do.
- I love you too.
- But I think that's the real reason
why I'm hesitant, though.
- Okay, cool.
Um.
Cam and Simone, you guys up next.
- Whose side are you on, huh?
Who are you here for?
- Okay, let's do it.
I'm Simone.
I've been with Cameron for two years,
and my why is because
I am trying to repair
something that I broke.
I lost Cameron's trust a year ago,
because I,
I cheated on him.
In Vegas.
It's one of my biggest regrets.
But, believe it or not,
it also made me appreciate
my man even more.
I know there's still some holes
that we need to fill in our relationship,
but I'm dedicated to fixing it all.
And I hope this weekend can be a step
in the right direction.
(soft music)
- Well (clears throat), now
that my embarrassing tales
are in the air.
Thank you, Jay and Tori,
for forcing me to do this.
Um, I'm Cameron.
I been dating Simone for two years.
And I'm here today because
she doesn't respect me.
- It's supposed to...
- Hold on. No interruptions.
Now, I'm not perfect, all right,
but any girl that meets me
knows she hit the jackpot.
I got no kids, a good job, good looking
and a big ass dick, but
that wasn't enough for her.
She let a nigga talk her
out her drawers in Vegas.
I didn't leave.
I was in too deep. I stayed with her.
And now we here today
because I don't trust her.
I don't trust her that she can go out
and not be a ho with her ho-ass friends.
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
You happy?
- Okay, uh (clears throat), that was a lot.
I guess it's on us.
(Jay clearing throat)
- Um, okay, well,
I'm Tiff.
And Jay and I have been together
two and a half years.
- Three.
- Okay, three years.
Um.
And my why is,
my why is because my boyfriend is bisexual.
- Wait, what?
- Wait, like, like, like you
like, like boys, bisexual?
- Are you really?
- No, I'm not.
- Okay, Jay is a good guy.
He really is.
It's just, I think he just
struggles with who he really is.
And I do too.
I love him.
I really do.
It's just, it's hard to love someone who
attracts other men.
And, it's just not normal.
And as much as I try to
look past it, I just, I can't and
it just hurts,
a lot.
(Jay clearing throat)
Well, I'm Jay, and uh
I'm not gay.
- Hey, bro, it's okay. We understand.
We...
- I said bisexual.
- I'm neither.
The reason I'm here today
is because I noticed that
there was a true disconnect
between me and my woman.
But of course,
now all of you guys know
why there's a disconnect.
Relationships, they are hard, but
they're worth it with the right person.
And I'm almost embarrassed to say that
I've been in a one-sided relationship
for a little over a year now.
It started off good, but right now?
I don't even know the person
that I'm standing next to.
I said, I don't think that
you love yourself enough
to leave me.
I'm seeing more and
more that it's true for me.
I allow her to do whatever she wanna do
and get away with it.
And still I sit my dumb ass right here
and love her the same every day.
That's my why.
- Wait, I'm confused.
So are you gay or are you not?
- Yeah, we need to know.
I mean, it's okay, but I, I
just, I would like to know.
(Jay growling)
- And where you going?
Come, come here.
- Tori?
Hey, baby, I thought you weren't
gonna let it ruin nothing.
Shit.
- So, uh, how about that pool?
- Yeah, let's do that, man. Fuck it.
Shit.
Be patient
Running around
- Come in.
- Hey. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
You know, I thought this
would be a great opportunity
to understand why we're here
and how we can help each other,
but, just took a turn.
- You know, I have to
apologize. I just...
I can't believe how insensitive
he can be sometimes.
- Did y'all see how Cameron
made all of the issue about me?
- Wait, did you hear Derrick,
how he said that his mama
isn't the only reason why
he doesn't wanna marry me?
Then what's the damn reason, Derrick?
- I just wish men could
understand consequences
of actions and words.
It's like they live with no clue about how
what they do and say affect us.
- They don't care anything
about our feelings at all.
- You know, women don't give a damn
about anything but themselves.
All they do is play victim and get angry.
- That's fact, and they
enable each other too.
- Yeah, I agree.
Can't believe Tiffany just stood up there
and called me bisexual
in front of everybody.
Like, what if I was?
Why would you treat me any different?
Know what I mean?
- No, we don't.
- Nah.
Can't relate.
- Yo, cheers to this, man.
And keep that cup over there.
- I have to ask.
What makes you think that man is gay?
- First of all, I said bisexual.
- Isn't it that the same thing?
- No!
- No!
- But, I don't know, he's just so clean
and, like, perfect.
Like the other day, we were in bed
and his foot rubbed up against my leg,
and his foot was so damn smooth.
- Ooh, that's a problem.
- Why is that a problem?
- Because I don't want
my man on a first-name
basis with the nail tech.
- I wish my man did
more to his feet and hands.
All he cares about is
his damn face and hair.
- Hm.
- Bottom or top?
- I don't know!
- I would need to know.
- I don't wanna know.
- Yeah.
- I would need to know that information.
- Oh.
- But he's not gay.
- He's something. I kinda
sensed it when I first met him.
- See?
- I'm gonna go get us some wine.
- Ooh, please.
- Let me ask you this, though?
Is he a Renaissance man?
- I mean,
he did get the presale tickets
for BeaHive (sighs).
- Damn. Presale?
- I know.
- Girl.
- So why don't you wanna
marry the white girl, bruh?
Your mom's white.
- Come on, man. I didn't say
I didn't wanna marry her.
I just said that my mom
wasn't the only reason
why I wasn't marrying her.
Dr. Rose be saying some shit
like I got deeper issues,
something crazy like, I don't know.
- So what's the reason?
- Honestly, man, both
my parents been divorced.
Twice.
Both of them. And I saw
that that did to them, man.
I'm not willing to go through all that.
- Mm, so you really afraid of heartbreak.
- No, I'm afraid of not
being man enough for her,
if I'm honest with you.
- Why didn't you just say that?
- Nigga, I tried.
- No you didn't. You just
gave a long, dramatic pause.
Almost made that white
girl go into cardiac arrest.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa
whoa, hold on, hold on, Cam.
You can't say shit. You
called your girl a ho.
- I didn't call her a ho!
Jay, did I call her a ho?
- Your exact words were, and I quote,
don't be no ho with yo ho-ass friends.
- Exactly! I called her friends hoes.
- You can't say that shit!
- Look!
- You need to apologize, man.
- Man, I ain't apologizing
for shit, all right.
She made her bed,
she gonna lay in that shit.
And she twisting my words!
- You can't do that, man.
Women take shit and twist it all the time.
You can't do that.
- Okay, gay Dr. Phil.
- Nigga, I'm not gay.
- Then what is it?
- She said I was bisexual, not gay.
- Man, what, what? That's the same thing.
Gay is gay, bruh.
- Ima-
- Rubbing any part of a
man's body at any time is gay.
- I'm a straight man.
All right?
- All right, look, you lucky you not one
of them flamboyant dudes.
The ones you hate to see coming.
That grab your ass in the grocery story.
(indistinct)
- You be having dudes grab
your ass in the grocery store?
- What?
What?
- You see, Jay, you'd be much more happy
if you lived your truth like this guy.
- Why I gotta be gay, man?
Because I get well-manicured nails
and because I like to pamper
myself and take care of myself?
Y'all know I wear these sometimes...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
- I mean...
- Come on, man.
I mean, the reason why
I ain't wearing them out
is 'cause Tiff's gonna say something but...
- Wow.
I mean, I like, this is good energy.
- I mean.
- See, listen, man, all that stuff be cool
if you woulda just like
listened to NBA YoungBoy,
some Big Boogie while you did
it, you know what I'm saying?
- Yeah!
- I don't like that shit.
But I must admit now,
I will phone for sexy
Rita from time to time.
- That shit is catchy.
- Hey!
(group singing)
- Man, cut all that shit out!
Derrick, I can't believe your white woman
lets you listen to that shit!
- What you mean let me listen to that shit?
She licks my butt, dog.
She's obsessed with me, man.
She's never leaving, bro.
I got that girl on lock.
Do whatever I want, she'll never leave.
- [Jay] You should marry her.
- I mean, shoot, she invite
other women to the bed
and she lick my butt...
- Hey, cheers to that.
(cheering)
- I mean-
- Licking butt.
- Can you believe that Derrick thinks that
I'll never leave him?
- See, that's what they all think.
They think they're irreplaceable
until we replace they ass.
- Exactly, they think we just wait around,
waiting on them to make a move.
Whole time, we're
already plotting our next.
- Okay.
- Exactly.
- (indistinct)
- I don't necessarily plot
my next, but I hate that
he thinks he has that kinda hold on me.
- Because you're probably
doing wifey shit for a man
who has not committed his life for you.
- What is wifey shit?
- Okay, what do you do for him?
- What do you mean? I be a girlfriend.
- A girlfriend like how?
- Well, I cook for my
man, I wash his clothes,
I clean, I make sure he looks good.
I give him good sex.
- Exactly, wifey shit.
- Wifey shit.
- How is that wifey shit?
- Honey, 'cause you're
treating your boyfriend
like your husband, and that's
where you're going wrong, boo.
- Exactly.
See, he's not required
to put a ring on your finger
if you're already treating him
like the king of your world.
Like my daddy used to always say,
don't ever let a nigga leave
his shoes at your house.
- Girl, your daddy said that too?
- Yeah.
- What your daddy name?
- What does that even mean?
- It means, his ass done got comfortable
while not being required to commit to you.
You give him everything,
so what would be the point of a ring?
- So, y'all don't cook for your man?
- I mean, I do but
only when I feel like it.
Not as an obligation.
- Hm.
Do you and Jay live together?
- No.
- I mean, me and Cameron
do, but that's just because
he's in between apartments right now.
- And you still don't cook for him?
- No.
- You don't wash his clothes?
- Hell no.
- And he's still there?
- A fact.
- So, why'd you cheat?
- This, this is not about me.
This is about you, housewife girlfriend.
- I don't know, she kinda got you there.
- Okay, there is nothing wrong with
catering to your boyfriend.
I mean, how do you expect to get a ring
if you can't show that
you're wifey material?
- By how I move.
He knows I'm capable of doing it.
I'm just not gonna always do it.
That type of shit, is earned.
(glasses clinking)
- Hey!
See, my problem is
my girl don't do no wifely duties,
but she wanna get wife'd.
What kinda sick shit is that?
- That's crazy to me, bro,
because my girl caters to me.
She waits on me hand and foot.
- Why don't you marry her, Derrick?
- Yeah, Derrick.
- Look, look, I'm not ready, all right?
Damn, I told y'all that.
- Excuses.
- Least I get a home-cooked meal at home.
Yo ass is being starved and you're
getting cheated on, Nigga.
- (laughs) Hey, don't be
mad at me because your girl
and your mom use the same comb
and you still can't take her home.
- He got a point too. Hey, one and one.
(all laughing)
Hey, hey, look though, hey, look, hey.
That's not why we're here this weekend.
All right, we all got issues, so look,
let's just work it out, enjoy
the time with the fellas and
drink.
- I'm with that.
- This nigga is drunk already.
(men chattering)
- I'm just saying.
- Yes, sir, cheers.
- Cheers.
(all laughing)
- So, Tiff, what's your real reason?
- What do you mean?
- I feel like you blamed
him for being bisexual
but we still don't know the
real reason why you're here.
- Um, that's more than
enough reason to be here.
- Yeah, it's just, I don't know.
I just get insecure when I'm with him.
Like, a man hit on him once.
- See?
- But that's not his fault.
- Yeah, but, I don't know,
he just seems like he likes men.
You know?
Like, when Cameron walked in,
he just looked like his type.
- Girl, I will beat your man ass.
- (laughs) Has he ever
cheated on you with a man?
- I mean, no.
But...
- So what are you worried for?
- Um, because he's gay.
When she goes out, she
has to worry about him
looking at the same
niggas she's looking at.
But what if he likes
getting hit from the back.
(Tori gasping)
- Stop!
- Pound Town.
- Shut up!
- Pound Town!
- But you know what?
- Oh my God.
- He's (indistinct) though.
- I'm gonna hurt you.
- As he takes them to Pound Town.
- Stop!
- Yeah, for sure, yeah.
- Right?
- I bet he's rough with them.
- Oh my God, shut up!
- Oh my God (laughs).
Getting real with that.
- Mm-hm.
- Okay, okay, I still think
there's something else, Tiff.
And, as Dr. Rose would say,
dig deep, motherfucker, dig deep (laughs)!
- She would so say that!
(all laughing)
- Oh, okay.
Well.
- Do you think we should
go make up with them?
- I'm sure you do.
You seem like you can't leave
his side for five minutes.
- Ah, not true.
I mean, I'm down to go
mess up their man time.
- Mm, yeah, because if
your man is looking at mine,
we're gonna have to put
them pretty hands to use.
- [Tiff] Here we go.
(all laughing)
- I have something really fun in my room.
- Do not go pull out
them kinky-ass sexy toys
you and your man have.
- I do not have kinky-ass sexy toys.
- For some reason, I just
don't believe her. I don't.
(Tiff laughing)
Water guns?
- Yeah, let's get them.
(indistinct)
- Let's go ruin their man time
- Yeah.
- Let's do it, let's do it.
- Fuck, marry, kill.
Beyonce,
Sukihana,
Michelle Obama.
- Oh, okay, okay, okay.
- Michelle Obama?
Well, first of all, I'm gonna fuck Suki.
I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Suki, okay.
Ima marry Beyonce,
and unfortunately, I
gotta kill Michelle Obama.
Sorry, y'all.
Y'all niggas is lost.
- You would do something else?
- Yeah.
- What, would you fuck Michelle Obama?
- I'd marry Michelle Obama.
- And you gonna kill Beyonce?
- No, Nigga, I would kill Suki.
- What? You don't kill the
woman with the good cat, Nigga.
- Ever! Ever.
- Y'all niggas is lost.
- Okay, okay. I got one for you, Jay.
Fuck, marry, kill.
Ciara, Drake, RuPaul, go.
(Cameron laughing)
- I'm not answering that.
- (laughs) Well I made
that specially for you, Jay.
- I'm almost certain he's marrying Drake.
- I mean, you know, I get
it, right. Why wouldn't he?
- Wait, hey, we didn't pause.
- Pause, what you talking?
I'm a grown-ass man talking about pause.
- You know what?
Y'all niggas can have
y'all certified lover boy.
Do what you wanna do. Fuck,
marry, kill whoever you want to.
Just go give me Tiff. I'll take Tiff.
- I feel you on that, bro.
I miss the shit outta Tori right now.
- Man, the hell with all of that shit.
What happened to fellas night?
Let's take another shot, come on.
Come on.
- I'm with that, bruh.
(women laughing)
- If you get more shots, you're gonna miss
the SuperSoaker contest!
- The what?
(women squealing)
(upbeat music)
- Got you!
(Tori screaming)
(upbeat music)
(group chattering)
(water splashing)
We know just how to do it fine
(water splashing)
(upbeat music)
You know it
You know it
Sugar, I can move with your body
Whenever you want it you got it
Just show it
Just show it
Ooh, ooh, ooh all day long
Temporary things just
don't mean a thing, baby
Baby, just one more song
Before we end the game
I think we'll do the thing, baby
(upbeat music)
Just wanna, just wanna get it on, baby
Don't give me no number
(Tori retching)
(upbeat music)
(soft mysterious music)
- Wake your asses up! Wake your asses up!
- [Cameron] Fuck!
- My God.
I see y'all got in my
liquor cabinet last night!
Where's the other one?
- Dr. Rose, it's lovely to see you.
You ain't got no more liquor
here with your bougie ass.
- I'm gonna need you to
put some clothes on, sugar.
I need y'all to go upstairs
and get yourselves
together, freshen up!
Hurry up!
God, no, we can't act like that.
We got a whole white woman in this house!
- [Derrick] Man, what
are we doing? Need a nap.
- [Dr. Rose] Mm, I'm
sure you do, sugar, here.
Y'all please drink the tea.
It will help with the hangover headache.
So, it doesn't seem like I need to welcome
any of you into my home.
- This yo crib?
- It's one of them.
- Oh shit.
- See, here in this house,
everything is righteous
and right on time.
You don't have to worry about
the decisions you make here
will be to your benefit,
because this house is blessed,
to make sure that you
make the right decisions.
- Is this a cursed dungeon?
- I told you it's a love nest, Negro.
Now,
I want you to take it all in.
Be open to everything
that's about to happen.
Because it is not what you think it is.
- Is this tea what I think it is?
Because the only thing that's gonna help me
come down from this hangover
is some strong-ass weed.
- Okay, I'm gonna need
you to, mm, zip it, yeah.
Just drink the tea.
Okay, yeah, thank you so much.
(Dr Rose sighing)
This weekend, you're
going to question everything.
(light music)
Yes, you're gonna
second-guess all of your emotions.
And you're gonna be so
unsatisfied until you are.
Secrets, lies and the truth
will come to the surface.
But, it will all be for your benefit.
If you just trust me, and
trust the process, okay?
So, tell me.
How was last night?
- Well, it started out a little rocky.
We did that activity you told us to do,
and everything blew up.
- And then?
- And then we made up,
got drunk and had fun.
(Derrick laughing)
- All righty then.
Well let's get this
party started, shall we?
All the men, I need you to stand up for me.
When I call your name and point,
I need you to sit where I tell you to sit.
Jay, I need you to sit with Tori,
Derrick with Simone and Cameron with Tiff.
(light music)
Go on, get comfortable.
And look to the person next to you.
'Cause this is your new boo.
This is your babe, this is your man,
this is your woman for
the rest of the weekend.
When you leave Monday,
you will have a choice to make.
You got it?
- Wait, what?
(light music)
- What's the choice?
- Oh, you'll know.
Please, you'll know.
I just want y'all to get
to know each other.
Connect, on a deeper level.
Make some effort, talk to one another.
I need y'all to do the activities,
and please take them seriously.
Because I will be monitoring all of you.
From a distance, of course.
Oh, and if you have any
questions, please don't call me.
Figure it out.
I'll see you on Monday.
Oh, oh, and another thing.
I created a no judgment room, yes,
that you can in and vent
and get whatever you
need to get off your chest.
Something you might not be able to tell
your partner, you know.
It'll be just be you, your words, the room,
oh, and me, me of course.
So, have fun. See you on Monday.
- What the hell she think
this is, a reality TV show?
- What's this like "Wife
Swap" or something?
- Girlfriend swap, because
none of y'all have wifed us.
- You sound just like Tori.
- So what, we supposed to just move rooms
and sleep with other people too?
- Guess so.
- We just supposed to act
like we in love for two days?
- Wait wait wait, she said
nothing about falling in love.
Just, you know, taking the time
to get to know someone else.
- I for one think it's a pretty good idea.
It's like when, you know,
one of those moments that
you don't know what you got till it's gone.
- That's what I was thinking.
- Yeah. So, come on, boo,
help me with my things.
- Oh nah, fuck that.
What type of cult shit Dr.
Rose got us on right now?
- Oh, what, you mad at
being with me for the weekend?
- Nah, it ain't even that. It's them.
Well, it's her really.
- Oh, so what, you
don't trust her now, bro?
- No, I ain't even saying all that.
- All right, all right then.
Just go for the ride, bro.
Relax.
- Mm, because I'm sure you will.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Let's go, Derrick.
- Hey, I'm watching y'all.
Dr. Rose knows?
- She definitely knows,
but what I can't seem
to figure out is how.
- You had to tell her some shit.
- I didn't say anything.
- Yes you did. Yes you did.
- I swear, I didn't.
- Wait a minute, if she knows,
do you think Jay and Simone know?
- I mean, I don't really care if they do.
- What you mean you don't care?
- Exactly what I said.
It was just sex, couple times, you know?
It's in the past.
- You don't feel bad about this?
- Feel bad about what?
I mean, what they don't
know won't hurt them.
(Cameron chortling)
(light music)
- Man, Dr. Rose is something else.
- Shouldn't talk about Dr. Rose.
Dude in Vegas was probably
about this big, wasn't he?
- No, we're not talking about that.
- Uh-huh, yes.
- Wait, okay. Let me find out.
- What?
You fold your clothes in
the tuck-under method?
- Tori hates when I fold 'em like this.
She calls it childish.
- Man, I'm just glad you fold.
Cameron just throws his things everywhere.
- Oh no, I gotta have it neat.
- That's good.
(gentle music)
Um, Derrick?
(gentle music)
- Derrick?
- Oh.
- You good?
- Oh, you feel that?
- Feel what?
- Oh, it's like,
it's like I've said
everything I needed to say
but I still haven't said enough.
- What are you even...
- Ooh, I feel it.
- Oh!
- Ooh, I feel it.
I got to.
I just have to.
- What the fuck are you...
- Sh, sh, sh.
I hear you.
I'm listening.
Not her.
Jay?
Oh yeah.
- What?
Who are you looking at?
- Somebody's here?
- Nobody's here.
- I gotta go.
- Go where?
What the fuck is this nigga on?
- Ah.
So, are we gonna keep doing this?
- Let me ask you something.
Do you think I love myself?
- What do you mean?
- Never mind.
It's just, Jay keeps
saying I don't love myself,
and the only reason why
I'm with him is because I don't.
- I mean, you look good.
You gotta love yourself a little like that.
Know what I'm saying (chuckles)?
What was that?
- What was what?
- Sh!
I know what you mean.
I get it, okay?
I will, I will, okay.
- What?
What's happening?
- I, I, I just feel like
you're not listening to me.
- What are you talking about?
- I just, I just need more time.
- Time for what?
- Is, is it hot?
Are you hot?
- No.
- (indistinct) I think
I'm a little bit hot.
- Oh my God. What are you doing?
- Can you please not?
- I just need some air!
- What the... (phone clicking)
- Hey, what's going on?
- Hi.
- Nice room.
- Yeah it is.
- (sighs) What's up?
- So why do you think Dr. Rose did this?
- I don't know.
I guess so that we
wouldn't become comfortable
or complacent, I don't know.
No idea.
- Well, that's a hell of a way to do it.
- I agree, but you know Dr. Rose.
There's nothing normal about her, you know.
Yeah.
- Do you think Derrick still loves me?
- Why would you ask that?
- Well I know he really loves his mama,
but I feel like if he had to decide,
he would choose her over me.
- I...
I don't think he would do that.
That's just me. I don't think so, though.
- Well then why won't he marry me,
or why won't he introduce her to me?
Is he hiding something?
What did he say to you earlier, huh?
- I, I, honestly, I,
I don't know, like.
- (knocks on door)
Police, open up (laughs)!
Hope I'm not interrupting nothing.
Remember, you gay when
you with Tori. Get that.
(soft upbeat music)
Sh, sh.
Y'all hear that?
Jay, Jay, I got something to talk about.
No, seriously, come on. I
need to talk to you, bro.
- What a birdbrain.
- Hey.
- You aren't supposed to be in here.
- Hey, (indistinct).
Jay.
Serious, man. It's serious.
(indistinct) to talk about.
Come on, Jay.
- Bye!
- Hey, man, seriously,
don't forget you're gay
when you're with Tori.
(light music)
Shit, this is a dungeon.
Dr. Rose got a dungeon down here, Nigga.
They probably do all types
of weird sex shit in here.
(light music)
Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay.
- Calm down.
(indistinct)
The spirit.
Ba ba, ba ba, ba, woo, woo.
- Hey.
- The spirit told me to tell you,
okay, you.
- Okay, okay okay.
- Don't tell nobody.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Okay...
- You won't tell?
Won't promise or won't tell?
- What the hell's going on?
- Sh, sh sh.
I'm telling Jay I got a secret.
- (indistinct) secret, what?
- I'll tell you, I'll
tell you, I'll tell you.
You gotta promise not to tell nobody.
- I won't.
- You won't promise or you won't tell?
- I wo, I won't.
- Hey, Nigga, just say what's on your mind.
- Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Look.
(light music)
I was bullied as a kid,
because my mom was white.
It was traumatizing, dog.
Here come Derrick with
the good credit score,
his Stovetop eating ass.
I ain't never ate no Stovetop, dog.
Shit you talking about, man?
And I vowed that I was never gonna get
with a woman that looked like my mama.
Because I didn't want my kids to go
through that shit, Nigga.
- Man, that is the dumbest
shit I ever heard in my life.
- Hey.
- What the fuck?
- Hey look, look. Don't
listen to this damn birdbrain.
It's cool, D. It's cool.
- I ain't, I just ain't think that
I would fall in love with her so hard, man.
She's the hot sauce to my chicken, dog.
She the watermelon of my life, man.
I, I...
Like, I got jungle fever,
Nigga. I got jungle fever, bro.
I don't know what to do. I got it bad.
- It's cool. It's cool.
- I got it bad.
- Listen, all this is invalid, man.
Don't listen to some
things that some kids said
when you were this high.
It doesn't matter.
Therapy works, we here
now, and we gonna get to it.
- Right, right.
- Look,
Tori deserves to be loved 100% by you.
You doing the right thing.
Don't let this birdbrain...
Look, he's about to cry anyway.
- You make me feel bad. I
never been in love either!
(Cameron crying)
I mean, like, me and
Simone, it's like, we're together
but I don't think we actually in love.
We just together because
we tolerate each other.
- That sucks so bad.
(Cameron crying)
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
(group crying)
I got a secret. I don't
think Tiffany loves me!
(men crying)
(Simone speaking indistinctly)
- [Simone] in the kitchen?
- Okay.
- All right, look, straighten up.
(indistinct)This is good for us.
We need to do this at least
once a day while we here.
- Thanks, Jay.
But, I think it woulda been a good time
for you to come out too, dog.
For real.
- Huh?
- Come out.
- Yeah.
- Come out, man.
- I'm not gay, fellas.
- It's okay.
- How about now?
- Holy shit, it's time for me to go.
(group moaning)
(soft upbeat music)
- Welcome to your new life together.
One thing that is universal is food.
As a relationship builder,
everyone will be
responsible for making lunch.
Cameron and Tiff, you're
in charge of the sides.
Tori and Jay, you're in
charge of the main course.
- [Derrick] I love you, Tori.
- Derrick and Simone, dessert.
Sit around the table as a family
and enjoy the lunch with each other.
- Why is she forcing us
to cook with other people,
with other people?
- I don't know. I think
it could be kinda fun.
- But my question is, why is Jay and Tori
in charge of the main course?
- Uh, why are you asking?
- I'm just saying.
'Cause I like my food, mm, seasoned.
- Okay, and, it will be,
okay. I know how to cook.
I got soul.
Might not look like it but, I do.
- Can't wait to see the soul (indistinct).
- Okay girl.
- [Simone] Amen.
- All right, look. Let's
just go ahead and do it.
It's not like it's gonna mess up, right?
- Exactly.
Come on, let's do this.
Hold on
I been thinking about it so long
Gotta do it right
Oh you just my type
I didn't know I need it
But I guess I gotta get it together
(upbeat music)
As soon as I was in it for a minute
I was waiting forever
- I think that tea had some drugs in it.
- I feel fine.
- Yours definitely had something in it.
- Yeah, mine too. Felt
like shrooms or something.
Crazy.
- Sorry, guys, I had to get the hot sauce.
I cannot have my chicken
without my hot sauce.
- Hot sauce?
- What?
- Okay, wait. But before we
begin, let me read the note.
Okay.
All right, y'all did it.
Thank you for not burning my house down.
Enjoy your first lunch date.
And since it's your first
date, you should have
open dialogue on what
you want in your partner.
Keep in mind this is a judgment-free zone,
and remember, I'm watching.
- Okay, Jigsaw.
- Oh, and Cameron and Derrick,
I hope you enjoyed your honest tea.
You should be back to normal by now.
- I told you that that
tea had some drugs in it.
- She called it honest tea.
What'd y'all open up about?
- [Tiff] Yeah.
(Derrick stuttering)
- Anyways, everything
looks delicious, y'all.
I'm ready to dig in.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
(group chattering)
(soft music)
(group chattering)
(soft music)
- [Tiff] Hey, who made the mashed potatoes?
- I know, right? They're good.
(soft music)
Man, Jay. You outdid
yourself with this chicken.
- I didn't do that. She did.
- Tori?
- What?
- What? Derrick knows how I can get down.
- I sure do, babe.
I mean, Tori.
- Okay, white girl, I see
you. I can get with this.
- So, uh, who's gonna
kick off the next exercise?
- Man, I ain't doing that shit.
- Come on, Cam.
- What? It was the first date.
I'm well past that what do
you want in a partnership?
- It's just an activity
for us to loosen up.
- Right.
- I'm loose. Let's talk
about something else, bruh.
- Yo, why can't you ever just do the shit
that we got here to do?
- 'Cause I don't want to.
Why are you questioning me?
- Why you mad?
- I'm fine.
- I think you need some
more of that honest tea.
That attitude's much better on it.
- You know what? Fuck this nigga.
- Hey, what the hell?
- You know, his punk ass always
got something to say to me.
- Punk?
- Yeah, you heard me!
- Come on, what the hell?
You need to calm down.
- Man, fuck this shit!
Y'all sitting here acting
like this shit is normal.
This shit ain't normal! I
didn't sign up for this shit!
- None of us did, but we all trying, man.
- Bro, this lady drugged us and made us
switch rooms with other people.
What kinda sick, twisted shit is that?
- But if we try, I think...
- Man, shut the fuck up!
- The fuck?
- I'm talking.
- Yeah, you talking.
- What you not gonna do
is disrespect her like that.
- Oh what you gonna
do, paint my nails, Nigga?
- No, Nigga, I'm gonna
paint your ass. Watch me.
- Well get up and do it then!
- Okay, okay.
- What the fuck?
- Oh my God.
(group chattering)
- Cameron.
- Oh what, Simone, you fucking him too?
- [Tiff] Hey! You need to stop.
- No, he jumped up like he can
whoop me. Let him whoop me.
Let him whoop me.
- [Tiff] (indistinct). Come on, go.
- Leave, you disrespectful ass nigga.
- You're a cupcake,
sweetheart, soft in the middle.
- Gonna get his ass
whupped talking like that.
(birds singing)
- Hey.
You okay?
- I will be.
- You know you don't deserve that, right?
- Maybe I do.
Look, I cheated.
And, he didn't leave.
He stuck with me through that.
- Baby girl? That's a
mistake you made in the past.
I hope you see that he's
holding it over your head
to try to control you.
You don't deserve that type of treatment.
- Sometimes I feel like I do.
- To be disrespected and called
outta your name.
- Please stop.
I fucked up.
I ruined everything, and
I feel like he did love me
before I did that shit.
- Stop taking on that man's
insecurities and problems.
- Why do you keep saying insecurities
when I'm the one who cheated?
It's because of me,
and he has every right to be upset with me.
- That's the problem, right there.
You feel like you deserve it.
No one deserves to be treated like that.
If he's that upset about what you did,
then he needs to leave you alone.
'Cause what y'all got going
on right now is, is toxic.
(soft music)
- You're right.
- I know I'm right.
(Simone sighing)
Be all right.
- I know.
It's just hard.
- I know.
(birds singing)
- Hey, what is going on with you?
- Why are you being so damn moody?
- Not right now, not right now, Tiff.
- No, we're gonna talk about it!
- I said not right now!
What the fuck?
You need to stop drinking.
That shit ruins you.
- Ima drink-
- Ima gonna drink it. That's what I do.
- That's what I do, Tiff!
- Well it's not good!
You have been disrespectful to Simone twice
in a matter of 24 hours.
And for what?
Talk to me!
- To see her be intimate with
another man drives me crazy!
I literally black out from
seeing her do that shit!
- [Tiff] Stop holding that
one incident over her.
Especially knowing what we've done.
We cheated.
- Yo, that's another
thing I'm confused about.
This shit has gotten
deeper than just sex with me.
- Oh.
- I, I know it wasn't
supposed to, but it has!
- It's not supposed to be like that.
- I know but like,
fuck, I just can't help it.
- Listen, you've gotta focus on
what's going on with you and Simone.
She's the love of your life, not me.
Okay?
(soft music)
- And what about Jay?
(soft music)
- What about him?
- Do you still love him?
- Sometimes,
sometimes you just need more than love.
I need something more.
(soft music)
(light music)
- Hey.
- What's up, Tori?
- What is up with Cameron?
- I don't know, but it's dark.
- Maybe he's dealing
with something mentally
that we don't know about.
- Maybe, but he need
to get that shit together
and stop taking it out on us.
- Yeah, you did not deserve that.
To be honest, I've dated women.
So, I can't be judgmental.
- I'm not gay, Tori.
- I know. I'm just saying.
- Is my masculinity in
question just because
I like to take care of myself?
- Some people don't have the
mental capacity to digest
a well-groomed man who's in
touch with his feminine side.
- Hey, man, listen, look.
Why is that even a thing?
Huh?
Why can't I just like
to take care of myself?
I don't have to be a thug or a gangster or
a birdbrain as Cameron
just to be considered a man.
- Right?
- Right.
- I think it's something that's deeper
within the Black man that
we can't take self-care
and we can't enjoy ourself
without being labeled gay or feminine.
And it makes no sense.
I feel like Black men
as a whole need therapy
from not being allowed to, to feel.
From not being allowed to be emotional.
You know?
- Exactly.
- One day, I'm just gonna
end up just like Cameron.
I'm sorry that my father hugged me.
I'm sorry that he told me he loved me.
Hm? I'm sorry I didn't
have to get it out the mud.
I don't know what that
looks like. You know?
- Yeah.
- You don't have to be
hard to be a Black man.
(phone buzzing)
(birds singing)
- Hey, I'll be right back.
(soft music)
You've gotta know the rules
- Hey.
- Hey.
- What's going on?
- Phew, a lot.
Hey look, I gotta tell you
something and you gotta promise
not to say anything to anybody yet.
- Okay, what?
What is it?
You really like Simone, don't you?
- What? No, no, no, listen to me, Tori.
(Tori speaks indistinctly)
Listen, listen.
(soft piano music)
Cam and Tiff been fooling around.
- Well, that's the point, right?
- To get to know each other.
- What? No, no no.
No.
- No!
- Okay.
- No.
They been fooling around before this.
- (gasps) You shut your freaking mouth!
- You gotta be kidding me!
- Sh, sh.
Sh.
Damn, Tori.
(soft piano music)
- He makes her feel so bad about cheating,
and he's the one cheating.
That's why he's so
mad, because he's guilty.
- I feel so bad.
- I feel bad too.
- All right, look.
We should just let them
find out on their own.
Okay?
- Yeah, it's none of our business, right?
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
To the grave.
- To the grave.
My baby.
(soft piano music)
- Oh good, everybody's here.
Cameron has something he would like to say.
(soft piano music)
Go ahead.
- I'm sorry, y'all.
I'm sorry for ruining lunch.
Uh.
I think this whole thing
just has me confused.
(Tori coughing)
- [Jay] You okay, Tori?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
- Tori.
(soft piano music)
- And I've been making
this whole thing hard.
Um.
Um.
And I haven't been taking it serious.
Simone,
I'm sorry, because you deserve
my love and respect.
(Tori clearing throat)
What the fuck?
- Mm, sorry, allergies.
Proceed.
(soft piano music)
(Cameron clearing throat)
- Simone, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for holding all
of that above your head
and keeping it in me.
And I'm sorry for not being the man
that you deserve every single
day, and every single night.
And if you allow me, I
promise, it will be better.
(soft piano music)
- Cameron, I just...
- Tiff and Cameron are fooling around!
- Dammit, Tori.
- (sighs) It's been eating me alive.
- What?
- Derrick overheard Tiff and Cameron having
a private conversation
about their relationship
prior to coming here.
- Prior?
- Why you looking stupid, Tiffany?
- Is she telling the truth?
- Okay, it's not what it sounds like.
- Tiff, what the fuck?
You sat there and you
listened to my problems.
You even gave me advice.
You made me feel like we were girls!
- We are...
- Shut the fuck up!
Both of you are dead to me.
- Simone, Simone.
(soft music)
- Jay.
I swear, it's not what it sounds like.
- You bigmouth bitch.
- Fuck you!
- What the fuck you say, motherfucker?
- Y'all all got me fucked up.
- You know what?
(fist smacking)
(soft sad music)
(bag zipping)
(soft sad music)
- Can we talk about this, Jay?
- About what, Tiffany? Huh?
Have you been fucking
this man the whole time
and pretending to be here with me?
- I haven't been playing with you.
I haven't been pretending nothing.
- And the whole time,
I blamed it on myself.
I watched you come in here this weekend,
in front of all these new
people, and embarrass me.
Embarrass me.
(Tiff crying)
You called me gay.
Making fun of me, to
make somebody else laugh.
(soft sad music)
I can't even put my hand around
you being in a whole another relationship.
- No, it was not a relationship!
It was nothing more than, like, sex.
- Do you hear how you
sound? Do you hear yourself?
Just sex, huh?
- Baby.
- Baby, where are you going?
- I'm leaving!
- No.
- I'm leaving.
(Tiff crying)
- I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. I just...
You don't get it.
You don't understand what it's
like not to have a real man.
- So now I'm not a man?
- I didn't mean it like
that, Jay. I'm sorry.
I just, I don't know, I just,
I disconnected from this relationship
because of how you act and
what you sound like, how you speak.
It's just...
And I don't know, my friends got in my head
and suggested that you
were probably gay and
I let that shit get in
my head and make that
be the excuse on why I did what I did.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have.
(soft sad music)
(Jay crying)
(soft sad music)
I love you.
Baby.
- You know, some time ago, Tiff,
all of that crying shit woulda worked.
But not now.
I watched strangers come into this house
and give themselves up for each other.
(Tiff crying)
I watched them suffer because of love.
- I love you.
- Suffer.
Only to realize that the only thing
that any of us missing, is loving ourself.
- I love you.
- I love myself enough to say,
this isn't working.
- No.
- And walk away.
I love you, Tiffany.
But I can't, I can't do to it no more.
- Jay (cries). No.
No.
No.
- Goodbye, Tiffany.
- Please come back. I'm sorry.
Fuck (cries)!
Took a right, took a left summertime
Black and white doesn't
work, but it's fine
Because you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I know you wouldn't get too cool
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And when I waited
just a little too long
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So we should do it
right here in this song
That's a waste of time
Gotta do it up, baby, do it up, baby
You double the taste
(indistinct) in a couple of ways
And we don't have to rush
it 'cause it's purple haze
Just a couple of minutes
feel like a couple of days
Different, and the same, and the same
- A fight?
In my house?
- Doc, I'm so so...
- Uh uh uh, uh uh.
I don't wanna hear nut, nut, nothing.
Where are Simone and Jay,
and somebody please tell me
what the hell is going on.
- So Jay and Simone found
out about Cameron and Tiff.
(light music)
- Oh, finally.
- How did you know?
- I know every damn thing. You
got yo ass beat, didn't you?
- Ha, sho did.
Just saying.
- Tori, how are you feeling?
- I am not okay.
This whole experience has hurt
me more than it's helped me.
- You think so?
- Yeah, now that Derrick and
Simone are in love now, so...
- What?
- I saw you two, cuddling.
- Baby, listen, I don't know
what you think you saw,
but that doesn't mean I'm in love with her.
She was just going through something,
and I was consoling her.
What the hell?
- Hm.
Well, besides that, I
just think that maybe,
maybe Derrick's embarrassed of me.
I still haven't figured
out that deeper reason.
Well you also haven't
required him to open up.
If you want him to be more,
you have to make him do more.
Otherwise, you're just gonna stay
in the same place you're in now.
Do y'all need to go talk this out?
Figure this shit out, okay?
(light music)
Okay, I really hope
that's not a Yelp review,
because I really can't take no more hits.
You good?
Okay, girl, I know you
hear me talking to you.
- My life was good until I got here.
- Was it, though?
Because I recall you paying
me $100 a visit faithfully.
- Okay, so?
It wasn't perfect, but I had a man.
- Oh, so that's all you want is a man?
Girl, my cousin Pookie
get outta jail next week.
He'll be all the bum you
need, and he won't cheat.
(chuckles) Baby, you don't need a man
to make you feel complete.
- It's not that I need
them to feel complete.
I just...
I just don't wanna be alone like my mom
for the rest of my life.
- Mm, so.
Fear of being lonely
is what has you keeping
peace outta your life.
Let me tell you something.
There ain't nothing
worth your peace.
And when you figure that
out, you're gonna look back
at that relationship, and
you're gonna say to yourself,
what the hell was I thinking?
You are a beautiful girl,
with so much going on for you.
And see people like Cameron,
they will suck you dry
just because of that.
Free yourself, mm?
And those men of value,
those men that'll value you,
oh, they'll come, honey.
'Cause you're worth it.
- I never looked at life that way.
- Yeah, that's 'cause your
mama couldn't get it right.
- Uh?
- Okay, that was wrong,
I'm kidding.
But,
look, I need you to love yourself, okay?
Be single for a while, date.
Why don't you call that Vegas man again
and let him rock your world?
Have a ho phase.
It's needed.
- I've already had that
phase. I'm over it.
I want love.
- Well just have one more.
And love will come naturally. Yes.
Honey, you are young
and cute, and there
are men out here that will
throw themselves at your feet.
And your next relationship
will come naturally.
See, don't you be with somebody
because of who they
are and what they do, no.
You be with someone on
how they make you feel.
Huh?
- Yeah.
You're absolutely right.
- I know I am.
I'm the doctor (laughs).
- Jay, I'm glad you came
back before we all left.
- Should I ask your boyfriend
can we get a minute?
Look, I'm not okay with
how things went here.
- I know, I, listen, I...
- Wait. Let me finish.
I love you, Tiffany. I do.
And you know I would literally
move this Earth for you.
- I know.
- But, I just,
I don't think there's no
coming back from this.
I don't think you even like me.
I don't think you even want me.
So, for that reason,
I'm gonna take the time
to find out what it is that
I really want in a woman.
I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry.
(chuckles) That's a good thing.
Look, I know this hurts,
but y'all are all each other knows.
But, maybe if you took
some time to find yourselves,
see if this was real,
you'll make your way back
to each other eventually.
I mean, neither one of
y'all was ready for this.
I heard the way y'all
spoke about each other,
and I said, Lord, they
got a lot to figure out.
But hey, that's all right.
'Cause that's what love is.
Hey, it's okay.
Just give her some time.
She'll come around eventually.
But look at it like this.
You finally did what's best for you.
- Thank you, Dr. Rose.
- Mm-hm.
- Yo.
- My man.
- Hey, take care of yourself now.
- You be good, Mayweather.
That mean ass left hook you got.
Boy, you need to get them hands registered.
- I am gonna miss you, white girl.
- I'm gonna miss you too.
We need to do some hanging out.
- I think I'd be down for that.
- Hey, I'm sorry, man.
I know I said some disgusting
things, but I don't know.
- It's all good, man.
Take care of yourself.
- All right, y'all, listen.
I got a little announcement
that I wanna make
before we all leave for the weekend.
Listen, y'all, this weekend has been crazy.
I mean, interesting
to say the least, right?
And me personally, I've learned a lot.
About myself. About people.
You know, gained some
friends, and some enemies.
And, um,
but the most important thing that I learned
throughout this entire weekend
is that I have the most amazing
woman in the entire world.
And I do not wanna spend
another day without you.
So, I feel like this is the
perfect time for this right now.
Mama?
I got somebody I want you to meet.
- Derrick, please don't
tell me that that's the girl
that you've been putting
your mother off for.
- Not the girl, Ma. My future wife.
(Tori gasping)
Turn the camera around for me, dog.
- [Mama] Wait a minute,
you're not doing what I...
Wait, wait! Are you doing
what I think you're doing?
- Tori, you're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
But I been a straight up punk.
No offense, Jay.
You the hot sauce to my chicken.
You the thing that makes my world turn.
You are everything to me.
And I can't see myself living
another day of life without you.
Will you marry me?
- Yes, yes I will!
- [Mama] That better not be my ring
from my second marriage, Derrick!
(Tori squealing)
- Mama, I want you to meet
your future daughter-in-law.
- Oh hell no, she ain't
no daughter of mine.
She's a redneck.
- Can't wait to meet you
in person, Mama Carol.
- Yeah, bye, Mom. See you soon.
- Geez.
(Tori squealing)
(group applauding)
- Okay, big daddy, I am ready to go.
And I got some new moves
for my steed, oh, my fiance.
- [Derrick] That's right, get it right.
Let's do it then, baby.
- Let's go.
- Let's do it.
- All right.
- Finally, finally.
- You know, we gonna need
you at the wedding, brother.
- I got you, I'm there. Hit me.
- Dog.
Let's go, baby.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Congrats, Tori.
Is this bye bye?
We outta here?
- Well, are you all right?
- I am.
You outta here?
- I am.
Honestly, I've had
just about all I can take
with this place.
- I feel that.
- Now it's time for me to
reenter my single season.
- Single season?
I like that.
- It's long overdue,
but, I think I'm ready.
- Okay.
Well, I hope you enjoy.
- What's up?
- Sup?
So we, we doing this?
- Do what?
(growls)
- Us?
- Yeah, like, look look look.
- Us, like...
I know that this,
like there's more than
sex for you too so...
You remember this?
- [Dr. Rose On PA] If y'all don't get
your nasty selves outta here...
Get outta here! Get outta my house!
(light music)
- Dr. Rose.
- I am so happy that you two have decided
to attend my lovers retreat.
(sighs) Oh, and if you
don't mind signing this.
It's just a little waiver
that says that I'm not
being held responsible for any breakups
or hardships or druggings
while you are here
on your journey.
Right there, yeah, and right there.
Okay.
Perfect.
Yeah, thank you.
Perfect, there's one more
thing I want you to remember
while you're here at the retreat.
That love wins every time.
Okay?
And I hope you enjoy.
(Dr. Rose chuckling)
(light music)
(Dr. Rose laughing maniacally)
- Dr. Rose, I know you
planned this shit. You had to.
There's no way that all
these people on this Earth
that my current slash
non-current slash current thing
and my current thing are in the same room.
Dr. Rose, you are sneaky.
Fuck.
I mean, you fucking in
here whispering and shit.
Man. Alright, so here's the plan.
I'm gonna just be myself
and deflect anything that comes to me.
- Wow, Dr. Rose, what an experiment
for all of us to be here.
Like, I'm so excited to be here and like,
we can all just work on
our relationships together.
Like, I'm just so happy, and you know what?
It's made me realize that our
relationship isn't so bad,
like, I can't imagine if
Derrick cheated on me.
I would fucking leave his ass, okay.
- I really don't... I really
don't know what to say.
I feel like I've lost
control of my relationship
and, to me, I just, I feel like...
I feel like my lady just has the IQ
of maybe a bird, maybe, because
what I expect her to see
she doesn't really see.
And, we three years in
and it's like, she's the man now.
And I'm the lady.
- What the hell, Dr. Rose? Really?
Where, what, what point are we at
in this retreat at this point?
The girlfriend swap?
You already know Cameron does not trust me.
Are you trying to drive a deeper
hole into our relationship?
Like, what if he's thinking something's
going on with Derrick?
This is revealing way too much, and
(sighs) I was hoping
coming into this retreat that
me and Cameron were taking the
step in the right direction
but he's acting like a complete ass.
- All right, Dr. Rose, I'm gonna do
your little confessional thing.
Um, I was just upstairs, man,
and I was, you know, cuddling Simone.
And she farted in her damn sleep, man.
I couldn't, I can't breathe, bruh.
I understand why Cameron got
so much issues with her, bro.
That nigga, he disrespectful.
Cameron is disrespectful as hell.
See, that's the thing, Dr. Rose.
I don't understand why you got us here.
We don't got issues like that.
Me and, me and Tori, I mean I'll be like,
I do, I do, I'll be like what the fuck?
You know what I'm saying?
You always wanna touch people,
you always wanna grab people.
I'm Tori, I'm Tori, I'm Tori.
Just a little too much
mayonnaise for me sometimes,
you know what I'm saying.
- Welp, this is not how I thought
this weekend was gonna go.
I am, um, I didn't even wanna be here.
(upbeat music)
I won't stand for you to
keep on changing our plans
Took us a whole new direction
I'll be done, no question
I didn't know I needed it
But I guess I gotta get it together
(upbeat music)
As soon as I was in it for a minute
I was waiting forever
Forever
I gotta know how you feel
Are you for real for real
or just fooling around?
Or just fooling around?
What's the deal?
Are you for real for real?
'Cause you know I'm down
I know
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