Unedited Footage of a Bear (2014) Movie Script
[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
He's got the ear.
But that is huge.
No, look at its ears.
No, Tom. Tom.
I'm serious.
Look at his ears.
He's huge.
[ SNEEZES ]
[ SNIFFLES ]
SOMETIMES, BEING A MOM IS LIKE
HAVING TO BE IN TWO PLACES A ONCE.
MOM!
HEY, MOM!
[ LAUGHS ]
MOM!
MOM!
HEY, MOM!
MOM! MOM!
THAT'S WHEN I STAND MY
GROUND...
WITH CLARIDRYL.
CLARIDRYL TARGETS WHERE
YOU'RE MOST VULNERABLE.
ACTS IMMEDIATELY AND LASTS
INDEFINITELY.
SO YOU CAN GET BACK TO WHA MATTERS MOST.
DON'T RISK ANOTHER MINUTE.
TAKE CLARIDRYL AND TAKE LIFE IN
YOUR HANDS.
CLARIDRYL MAY NOT BE RIGH FOR EVERYONE.
CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR IF SYMPTOMS
PERSIST.
SOME PATIENTS EXPERIENCE SIDE
EFFECTS, INCLUDING DRY MOUTH,
DIZZINESS, DOUBLE VISION,
REFLEXIVE MEMORY, AGGRESSION,
AND FATIGUE.
DO NOT USE IF YOU SUFFER FROM
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE OR
NEUROLOGICAL DYSFUNCTION.
CALL YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU
EXPERIENCE AN INABILITY TO
CONCENTRATE, STIFF MUSCLES,
SORES, OR TROUBLE WALKING.
DO NOT TAKE CLARIDRYL BEFORE
BED OR IMMEDIATELY UPON WAKING
UP.
INSOMNIA HAS BEEN REPORTED WITH
CLARIDRYL AND DRUGS LIKE IT.
IN SOME CASES, THE INSOMNIA CAN
BECOME PERMANENT AND LEAD TO
STROKE OR DEATH.
OTHER RISKS INCLUDE HEADACHES,
SEIZURES, TROUBLE SWALLOWING,
IMPAIRED MOTOR SKILLS, EXTREME
PARANOIA, LOSS OF TIME, MUSCLE
TWITCHES AND SPASMS...
[ SNIFFS ]
[ GLOVE BOX CLOSES ]
[ CRYING ]
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ DISTORTED RINGING CONTINUES ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
[ SHUDDERING ]
NO.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GASPING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ THUD ]
[ GASPING, COUGHING ]
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
I DECLARE MY DISINTEREST IN
THE BETTER INTEREST OF THE
FACULTY AND STAFF
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
BULLDOZE THE COMMUNITY GARDEN
AND REPLACE IT WITH GLASS
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
GOT ENOUGH RED TAPE TO CHOKE A
HORSE
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING
IT
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
DONNA?
[ WHEEZING ]
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
DONNA?!
DONNA?!
[ WHEEZING CONTINUES ]
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
BULLDOZE THE COMMUNITY GARDEN
AND REPLACE IT WITH GLASS
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! BANG! ]
DONNA?!
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
GOT ENOUGH RED TAPE...
SO, ANYWAY, WE WENT OUT WITH
THIS OTHER -- ABOUT TWO WEEKS
AGO.
AND I MET THIS GREAT GUY.
HE WAS AWESOME.
[ SCREAMING, CRYING ]
DONNA?!
DONNA?! DONNA?!
[ SIREN WAILING ]
I DON'T HAVE A GUN.
I DON'T HAVE A GUN.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING,
SIREN WAILING ]
He's got the ear.
But that is huge.
No, look at its ears.
No, Tom. Tom.
I'm serious.
Look at his ears.
He's huge.
[ SNEEZES ]
[ SNIFFLES ]
SOMETIMES, BEING A MOM IS LIKE
HAVING TO BE IN TWO PLACES A ONCE.
MOM!
HEY, MOM!
[ LAUGHS ]
MOM!
MOM!
HEY, MOM!
MOM! MOM!
THAT'S WHEN I STAND MY
GROUND...
WITH CLARIDRYL.
CLARIDRYL TARGETS WHERE
YOU'RE MOST VULNERABLE.
ACTS IMMEDIATELY AND LASTS
INDEFINITELY.
SO YOU CAN GET BACK TO WHA MATTERS MOST.
DON'T RISK ANOTHER MINUTE.
TAKE CLARIDRYL AND TAKE LIFE IN
YOUR HANDS.
CLARIDRYL MAY NOT BE RIGH FOR EVERYONE.
CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR IF SYMPTOMS
PERSIST.
SOME PATIENTS EXPERIENCE SIDE
EFFECTS, INCLUDING DRY MOUTH,
DIZZINESS, DOUBLE VISION,
REFLEXIVE MEMORY, AGGRESSION,
AND FATIGUE.
DO NOT USE IF YOU SUFFER FROM
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE OR
NEUROLOGICAL DYSFUNCTION.
CALL YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU
EXPERIENCE AN INABILITY TO
CONCENTRATE, STIFF MUSCLES,
SORES, OR TROUBLE WALKING.
DO NOT TAKE CLARIDRYL BEFORE
BED OR IMMEDIATELY UPON WAKING
UP.
INSOMNIA HAS BEEN REPORTED WITH
CLARIDRYL AND DRUGS LIKE IT.
IN SOME CASES, THE INSOMNIA CAN
BECOME PERMANENT AND LEAD TO
STROKE OR DEATH.
OTHER RISKS INCLUDE HEADACHES,
SEIZURES, TROUBLE SWALLOWING,
IMPAIRED MOTOR SKILLS, EXTREME
PARANOIA, LOSS OF TIME, MUSCLE
TWITCHES AND SPASMS...
[ SNIFFS ]
[ GLOVE BOX CLOSES ]
[ CRYING ]
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ DISTORTED RINGING CONTINUES ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
[ SHUDDERING ]
NO.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GASPING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ THUD ]
[ GASPING, COUGHING ]
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
I DECLARE MY DISINTEREST IN
THE BETTER INTEREST OF THE
FACULTY AND STAFF
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
BULLDOZE THE COMMUNITY GARDEN
AND REPLACE IT WITH GLASS
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
GOT ENOUGH RED TAPE TO CHOKE A
HORSE
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING
IT
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
DONNA?
[ WHEEZING ]
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
DONNA?!
DONNA?!
[ WHEEZING CONTINUES ]
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
BULLDOZE THE COMMUNITY GARDEN
AND REPLACE IT WITH GLASS
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! BANG! ]
DONNA?!
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
GOT ENOUGH RED TAPE...
SO, ANYWAY, WE WENT OUT WITH
THIS OTHER -- ABOUT TWO WEEKS
AGO.
AND I MET THIS GREAT GUY.
HE WAS AWESOME.
[ SCREAMING, CRYING ]
DONNA?!
DONNA?! DONNA?!
[ SIREN WAILING ]
I DON'T HAVE A GUN.
I DON'T HAVE A GUN.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING,
SIREN WAILING ]